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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said,

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I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you...

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The Origin Of.

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The Origin Of...

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Cohiba Cigars.

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Cuban Cohiba origins trace back to the middle 1960s,

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when a friend of mine who worked at the Del Castro Shirts and his private supply of cigars made by a local artisan named Eduardo Rivera.

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These cigars placed Castro so much that a special reduction in the unwandered blend,

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produced under tight security, was made for Castro and other top government officials.

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The production of Cohiba in 1968 began as a blend for only top Cuban officials,

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but began selling outside Cuba in 1982.

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This is in conjunction with the 1982 World Cup.

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Strange, but true.

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When Howard Schnitzer had a heart attack at a grocery store in rural Minnesota in 2011,

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20 people lined up and performed CPR on him for over an hour and a half until paramedics arrived.

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When the paramedics arrived via helicopter, they witnessed an astonishing scene.

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Mary Sedova, a Mayo Clinic flight nurse who flew in on the emergency helicopter, saying,

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They just kept slight clunk through.

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Thankfully, but the poor yellow Schnitzer survived the ordeal.

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You watched the news. It was grim.

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Is this an apocalypse? Inevitable?

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Two Dish Bags and a Microphone. I'm Mark here in Kansas City.

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And I am Rob here at Lake of the Oatshearts.

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Thank you for joining us.

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We got various different things going on tonight.

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We have the return of I Call Bullshit.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I always liked that one.

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Yeah, well, you know what? I mean...

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It kept me and you thinking, man. It really did.

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Yeah. Yep. So anyhow, I found the perfect I Call Bullshit.

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And I was like, you know what? Why not bring it back?

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I mean, everybody liked it.

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Ronnie in Tulsa is not going to be with us for a couple of months.

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But he's coming back. He's got...

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That's exactly what I told him. I said...

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Yeah, he's royalty. And he knows that.

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And I said, whatever you need to do is fine with us.

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And he said he will be back. He said probably about two months.

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So I was like, all right, Ronnie, that's cool.

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Yeah. Yep. So we will always mention Tulsa King, Ronnie from Tulsa,

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Yep. And then we have emails. We have some really good ones again.

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So and anyhow, so let's see.

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Took two of our dogs to the vet yesterday.

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We took the pug and the older stray lab mix foster for their checkup and shots.

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Whoever we take to the vet gets a double cheeseburger after. Right.

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give you shots. And for that, you get a double cheeseburger.

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The very next thing. So OK. So my battle with McDonald's, it lingers on now.

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I went to McDonald's near us and I was like, maybe it would be different.

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We'll be around. And then we just took off.

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It's nothing. It's nothing that no, they're not wanting you go.

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That was some sort of an orcish.

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You know what? I don't even want to comment on that stuff.

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I was wearing my fender shirt. Right.

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And the Pepsi guy comes up and he goes, Hey, you play?

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I said, Yeah, barely.

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I saw him again today. And one of his favorites is Steve Vai and Melmstein, Yngwie Malmsteen.

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Oh, my God. Yeah. So I'm talking to him, right. And this is the Walmart near Martin City.

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OK, the one on state line there. Right.

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And I'm talking to him. We're talking about the old days and the old bands and stuff.

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And he mentioned he goes, you know, right here where this Walmart is, we used to party.

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Remember that place? He goes, we used to call it the clearing.

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And I said, No shit. We used to go there all the time. Yeah.

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It's a small fucking world. And I go, yeah, the clearing.

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It was here and there's some over near Blue River. He goes, yeah, yeah.

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It really is, man. And I was just like, I don't recognize the guy at all.

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He didn't recognize me at all. But then again, he probably would.

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You know, when I see him again, he's a Pepsi guy and he's in there on Wednesdays.

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When I see him, I'm going to start dropping some names. I'll bet you he knows some people I know.

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So but anyhow, some guy that was like working with him or something came up and asked him a bunch of questions.

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I think he was training somebody. So I kind of got out of there.

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But I did tell him, I said, you like watching guitar? Yeah.

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You like watching guys play guitar, you know? He goes, yeah.

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I go, go to the jam session on Knucklehead Sundays. He goes, what?

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I go, yeah, Knucklehead. So he's going to go down there and check it out.

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I told him, dude, it's a guitarist fucking dream. So anyhow.

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So then I saw Kansas City is demolishing crack houses on the east side. Right.

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And they're like all proud of it. I mean, haven't they been doing this for years, Rob?

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They've been tearing them down for years, right? Oh, my God. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, yeah, they're like bragging about it on the news. And I'm like going, OK.

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And you know, the addicts, this is what it is, man.

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You tear it down, you fix it up, you let the same people move back in.

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And I'm thinking, wait a minute, they just go to another home.

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They go to another abandoned home after you tear that one down and they do crack there or whatever it is, whatever drugs they choose.

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You know, anyhow, I got to remember it. OK.

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There's a I've worked with a crackhead for real. OK.

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Anyhow, I work with them briefly. I took a stay busy extra money job thing.

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I was going to be recalled when the union got busy again. And I knew this right.

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And I was getting layoff pay. OK, so I didn't necessarily have to.

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But I was getting bored and it was winter time. There wasn't anything going on.

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So I took this shitty job and it was, you know, just to stay busy and make a few extra bucks. Right.

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So anyhow, I, you know, I rented at the time.

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So, you know, I didn't have a house to fix up or a yard to work on or nothing.

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I'm just going to take up some sort of a shit job.

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And I was working at this dump and we would weld the dishwashing machine parts together.

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The insides of the dishwashing machines. Right. OK.

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There's a guy there. Everyone called Cracky when I met him.

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He said his name was Gerald. Right. But he said everyone calls me Cracky.

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So anyhow, he had a wooden peg leg. OK. That he received out of it.

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Oh, he was. He smelt like Cracky too.

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Because it's a very distinct smell. And I go, is that smell on you Cracky?

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He goes, oh, yeah. Yeah. He said, I am changed clothes since I've done crack glass.

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I'm like, oh, no. Great. So anyhow, the guy had a wooden peg leg.

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He received from a drunk driving accident that took it took a life of a lady.

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He was a great welder, though. He was one of the best welders I've ever seen.

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He was so good. And he used he said he used to be in some sort of union.

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I'm not sure which one. But then, you know, the accident and prison kind of interrupted all that.

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And when he got off work at five thirty Friday afternoon, he went and cashed his check and went straight to the crack house.

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And I know that one. It's still there, actually. You probably know it, too, Rob.

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It's just an old, old, tall building. I don't know, maybe eight stories or something. Ten stories.

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And they're just like really. It's been years, man. It's been years.

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Well, they're real dumpy apartments and they're subsidized, I believe.

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So he would stay there and smoke crack until he ran out of money. And this is what he told me. He admitted it.

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I'm not, you know, guessing or nothing like that. This is actually what happened.

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He got a free bus pass to go to work and a bed every night of the week at the city in the mission.

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So so he got, you know, he got a ride back and forth to work.

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He got a free bus pass every week. OK, because he was right down there by the mission.

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Oh, go ahead. And the bus comes right out there in front. OK. Yeah.

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And it took us to it took him to this industrial area in Kansas is over near Edwardsville and where we worked.

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OK. And then at night. OK. Yeah. So I think right off of 10 highway possibly.

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No, no, no, no. Thirty two Kansas. Thirty two, I believe. But anyhow, it doesn't matter.

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So you get out there, jump on the bus and go back to the city in your mission.

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So anyhow, myself and old man named Darrell that I work next to, we work next to each other.

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We used to sit in the lunch room and eat our lunch, meat sandwiches, you know, ham, fucking whatever. Right.

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Baloney, all the cheap shit. Right. And Cracky would get his meal out of the refrigerator.

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And Cracky ate expensive meals every day like Stroud's chicken, Jack's at barbecue, Cascone's Italian, plus many other choices. Right.

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And and we're sitting there, man, Darrell, going, how in the hell is this guy in a mid crack addict?

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He spends every penny he makes on crack and everything else is free.

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How does he afford this expensive meals? And we can't afford him and we don't do crack. Right.

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So so Darrell and I were like talking, we said, you know what? He's honest about being a crack addict.

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Let's just go ask him. Well, it turns out like Monday night is Catholic services, free meals, Tuesday's Operation Uplift,

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the weekends where I forgot all the places. But there is all these there's all these help like churches

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and homeless shelters and and houses, you know, for straight people or whatever.

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I'm not sure whatever they call them. So anyhow, and I'm not making fun of this.

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I, you know, he said that what he would do is every night he had at least two places he could go eat in these places.

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What they did is they went to these restaurants and they got the leftover and catering food and they used it to feed people like Cracky.

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And so and then they said, well, I go there and I eat that night. I eat like he said, I eat like fucking I eat like a pig.

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They said, then they packed me a lunch for the next day. Me and Darrell like, oh, what the fuck?

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A crackhead eats better than us. And he did. We're kind of wondering who was crazy. Maybe we were.

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Well, you know, he's like, this guy's having a blast. You don't have to worry about anything.

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And he kept bitching. He goes, man, he goes, I got to be see you.

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You mission it. I lights out at nine p.m.

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And this is during the week because the weekends he would go to that place on Thursday night to main that that dump and do crack with his friends until his money ran out.

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So during the week, he stayed at City Union Mission. He said, man, nine o'clock, we'd have to listen to a Bible sermon and then go to bed.

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That was bullshit, man. They make us go to bed at nine. I'm like, they can do it. It's a free place to live.

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It's warm. Geez. I don't think that's that big of a deal. You know, you know, you're not paid.

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You're eating a better lunch than anybody on the fucking job.

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He's eating a better dinner than anybody else on the job. Yeah.

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Yeah. And then, you know, see you. You mission lets him stay there every night, you know, because, you know, probably because he's an addict, I guess.

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The peg leg probably hurts, too. You know, doesn't hurt either.

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I remember I heard I had my welding hood on and I could tell whenever he's walking by because I could hear him scraping that shit on the concrete.

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I'm like, hey, Cracky. Hey, what's up, Mark? Not much.

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It was really it was bizarre. Anyone that like, I don't know, sat back and thought about like I did when I'm like, I cannot believe this.

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This is something. And I just remember this because I saw him talking about the crack houses.

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Like, this is shit that people are like, what? And it's like unbelievable unless you're there living it.

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And you're like, yeah, that shit really happens.

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So so anyhow, I mean, you know, and he and he had grozos, jazz, jack stack, all these places.

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And anyhow, every now and then he fucking he'd tear us off a chunk, you know, he'd have a bunch of food.

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But we would only touch the stuff that was still wrapped, not the stuff that he unwrapped.

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Yeah, yeah. Every now and then he'd break us off a chunk of lasagna from Cascone's or something. And he'd go, hey, guys, man, I am so fucking full guys here, man.

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Hey, hey, here, have some lasagna. They're like fucking animals. Can we can we? Yeah. Thanks.

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So anyhow, that is my crack story. I got a bunch more stuff that I could talk about.

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But you know what, Rob, you you had a story you want to talk about that I reminded you of at the very first.

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You want to go into that? Which one was that? Oh, shit. What? What? I got my mind on another story.

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Oh, OK. Well, all right. Go ahead. Go ahead.

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Do you want me to keep going?

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No, no, I'm going to go into my first story. Yeah, I told you to face it off because I'm going to turn on this and what you were saying.

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The crack thing. Yeah, cracky. Pretty interesting.

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It's been a long day, man. It's been a long day.

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It has been a long day. Anyhow.

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A Missouri high schooler managed to take the last spot available to be part of the season of The Voice on Monday night's episode.

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This isn't close to home. OK. Trevin Dawson, a 17 year old from the mid Missouri town of Cole Camp.

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Oh, yeah. Covered country singer Bailey's Emblem and song religiously during his audition.

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What he didn't know was that there was only one spot left on Adam Levine's team.

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You are you are going to have the highest state performance because our teams are full.

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There is one spot left for the season and it's Adams coach.

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Kelsey Ballerini told me after the performance. Wow.

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He was he went on his performance did not even realize there was one spot available.

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And this boy from Cole Camp, Missouri, nailed it. Awesome. Awesome.

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I'm proud of this boy. I am too.

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I didn't watch it. I just ran across it online.

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That's very cool. I'll watch it. You can look it up online. They have all of it online.

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Well, here's the thing. Adam Levine picked him up.

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That's good.

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And he's a country singer.

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You know what? I think Adam Levine could probably do well on country teaching someone.

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Oh, yeah. He could.

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Yeah. I mean, pop country is always big. So he's going to be fine.

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I think this boy was so good that everybody else is full up to somebody. Thank you.

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Yeah. Yeah. Because it's getting towards the end.

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You know who else is from Cole Camp, Missouri, don't you?

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Who? Colonel Buck Roeble. The wrestler.

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Really? Yeah. He's from Cole Camp. I didn't know that.

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Yeah. Yep. Yep. They used to actually say it for a while there.

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But he's probably dead by now. But I mean, you know, this is all star wrestling back on the rerun channel at the time, the independent station, Channel 41.

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He's probably dead by now.

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Yeah. I'm pretty sure he was kind of old back then. But anyhow, yeah. Colonel Buck Roeble was from Cole Camp.

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Very interesting. So anyhow, so him and this guy.

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No, that is something I did not know.

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Yeah. Yep. And I think there's another one from Lake Ozark Reef. Well, Harley Race. That's where he was like born down that area. But there's another one too. But anyhow.

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Well, yeah. Harley Race started a wrestling school in Elton.

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Yeah. Yeah. And I think he was born around that area. And when he was a child, he was in that area. Then he moved to Kansas City.

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Yeah. There's like a Dark Side of the 90s, the wrestling stuff. A lot of it's on there. They have a Harley Race one on there.

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And there are a lot of stuff that I found out about the guy that I didn't know. Like he had a first wife and he almost died because he was in a head on wreck.

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And I think it was like Christmas night or something. It was snowing and a truck hit them head on. And he almost died. And his first wife did. And I said, wow, I didn't know that.

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Yeah. And then he had a bad boat wreck down here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. It really like paralyzed a chick and something else.

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Did it kill one of them and paralyze one of them? Yeah. Yeah. I think it killed one and paralyzed the other. Stuff like that. Yeah.

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I don't know. But was he suspected drunk driving? I don't know if he was or not.

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Originally, yeah, I don't exactly know what they were thinking.

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OK, you know what? We don't know. He's dead. I don't want to slander his name. So I don't know.

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I don't either. I mean, his son is now world champion. So yeah, that's fine.

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His son is?

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Cody Rhodes.

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Rhodes, not Race.

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Oh, no. Rhodes. Rhodes. Sorry. Sorry.

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OK. I'm not going. How did I miss you? How did I miss a young herd? See what?

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Happy birthday, Rob. Everybody. It's Rob's birthday.

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March 5th, 19, Dickety, seven or eight or nine. He was born.

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So. OK. 1969, Rob was born and he had a huge penis, a huge penis.

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It was so huge that they couldn't put the diaper over his over him.

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So they had to let him shit and piss everywhere all over the floor. It was really crazy.

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Anyhow. All right. You know, we have some emails. That's how good we'll come right back.

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No. Yeah, yeah, let's share the break. Let's get back to emails. All right.

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We will be right back. Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no.

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I want to horrible jokes.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in church? Christian Bale.

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Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show.

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Two dish bags of microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you first world problems.

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My 76 inch smart HDMI, triphonic stereo TV.

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My remote won't work unless I'm right in front of it.

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I can't believe it. This is bullshit.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist.

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I hope he writes more books.

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They used to call it jump or leave until your mama got on it.

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Hi there. This is your ears.

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Why are you listening to this garbage?

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I thought we were friends.

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Hey there, fuck stick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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At any given airport, at any given 60 seconds,

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you're actually breathing in at least three farts.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Day-right cola is the only soft drink available in hell.

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Two douchebags and microphone. I'm the Mark portion of it here in Kansas City.

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And I am the Rob portion in Legaleo's Arts.

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Alright, let's see, did you get any snow there last night?

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Actually, yeah we did. The gravel and the pavement was just wet.

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They gathered on the grass and the vehicles.

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It's all melted off by now.

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Most of ours melted. All of ours has melted pretty much.

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Yeah, it's gone.

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Now we're supposed to get to 60s and 70s for the next two weeks.

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75 like next Tuesday, which is great.

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I know.

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Because we had like blizzard conditions. It was actually a blizzard last night I believe.

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Yeah, I know. That's what they were calling for. I'm like, are you kidding me?

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I know, the second one of the year.

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It's too damn warm.

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I know, and it was. All day is like 60 degrees. It's beautiful.

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And then all of a sudden, I don't know, about 8 o'clock, all of a sudden the winds kicked in.

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And the winds are like, they recorded an 80 mile an hour wind gusts.

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And this is non-severe weather. This is just like a really strong low pressure system.

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And anyhow, that's how come we had the blizzard like conditions because the snow was going sideways.

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And I got a bunch of limbs I got to pick up. So that 75 degree Tuesday coming up is going to come in handy.

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Yeah, well, we had rain pretty much all day yesterday.

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We did too.

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And then. Yeah, and it just turned into that. It ain't going to last.

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I mean, we were just in the 70s the other day.

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Well, I didn't think anyone was going to stick because it didn't stick for the longest time.

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A couple hours it didn't stick. We're kind of lucky.

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Like I said, it was all vehicles and grass and anything sitting other than concrete or cement.

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Ours ended up sticking. But of course, we're a few degrees cooler than you.

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Ours did end up sticking after a while, but it took it a while because the ground was still warm.

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So anyhow, hey, let's go to some emails. You want to do that?

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Yeah. All right. This is man. I'll tell you, these guys are awesome.

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That are the people that listen to our podcasts are awesome because I tell you they can form their own and kick our ass.

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They're so good. I'm telling you, they kick up on everything.

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I know. Which is it's very flattering because I talked to our friend, you know,

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and he told me to calm down on what we're talking about, what he does.

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So, OK, so our friend, he said that that is really good that they catch all the details.

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So that's very, you know, that doesn't happen a lot.

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So, yeah, so maybe we're doing something right.

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Anyhow, guys, we're all waiting for the info on Knob Lick.

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Ready to kick Montrose to the curb. All three people in Titewad. That was that's what it was signed.

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Oh, Titewad, dude, my buddy.

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Yeah.

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I heard from them in a while.

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Oh, they want Montrose out. They want Montrose out. They want Knob Lick.

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Oh, yeah, they got tire meat coming to them for fucking car parts.

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So anyhow, all three people in Titewad, you're getting your wish.

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They're 70s models.

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Oh, man. The only thing is when I re-put together the new pledge and all that stuff,

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I got to find out what I did with the KY spoof, the KY salute that I did.

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Yes.

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Sounds like an old KY promo. It's somewhere on here, but I don't know what I labeled it,

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and I kind of find that because I want to put that. I want that and I'm really proud of that one.

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I'm probably the most proud of that one than anything else that I've done.

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And I want that on every beginning. So I want to put together the same way.

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The disclaimer, hey, man, you know, we have no integrity, all that stuff.

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And then the KY, I want to put it like that.

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So when I do the new one and then the guy that did it, I forgot his name, Todd or something.

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Anyhow, he doesn't do voiceovers anymore, so I got to find someone else to do it.

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So it's going to be a different voice. I kind of liked him doing it, but you know, anyhow.

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We got to come up with something special for Nob Lee.

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Yeah, maybe we'll have Chad do it. He's still around.

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Is he?

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Yeah, he is. I just wanted something to do.

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I wanted some variation, but you know, Chad will work. He's really good.

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I'm sure he appreciates you remember his name this time.

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I know. Yeah, I got a little shit from him about that.

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Because he does listen.

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No, no, you got, you could come up to him like, I said, you remember me?

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Oh, I felt like an asshole.

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He told me he was going to raise our rates.

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So, anyhow, I told him.

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We'll gratefully pay it. We're sorry.

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I know. I said we deserve it. I said you want to come kick us in the ass. That's okay. Whatever.

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But evidently I don't know where he lives, but he doesn't live close enough to drive over and kick us in the ass.

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That's all I know. So, anyhow.

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Hey, I'm two and a half hours away. I'm not worried.

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You don't know, he might look closer to you than me.

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He could be. Yeah, you might be right.

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Yeah. You know what? Chad's cool with us now, I guess.

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So, all right. He said he would do it. So, he's cool with us.

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All right. Douchebags. You're starting to grow up a little bit, it sounds like.

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I'm not sure if I like that or not.

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Carrie in Ocala.

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Um, I guess.

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Florida. Yeah. Florida. Yeah, Ocala. Yep.

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Yeah, no, no. My mom and stepdad used to own a place in Ocala and they were, they go down there in the winter.

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Um, was this Ron?

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Huh?

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Was this Ron? Oh, no. That's not him.

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Your stepdad?

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My stepdad, Steve.

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Oh, okay. Okay. All right.

414
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My last stepdad, yeah.

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Okay. Okay. All right. I was just.

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Ron was my biologic.

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Oh, that's right. That's right. I'm sorry. Okay.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Um.

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Then I had Tom.

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Okay.

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Which is Duke's dad.

423
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Oh, the Duke. How's the Duke doing?

424
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Yeah. He's doing good. Doing good. Yeah, doing really good.

425
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000
That's good. Um, all right. Since Ron is.

426
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
I talked to him a little bit.

427
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Oh, cool. Well, tell him we said hi, but he'll, he listens, so he'll hear this, right?

428
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Yep. Yep. Good.

429
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
All right. Duke, we love you. You got to come on this show.

430
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:46,000
We got to have you on here. He knows this, right?

431
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Oh, yeah. I can't wait.

432
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Okay, cool. All right. We'll figure it out.

433
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Um, next one. Since Ron is moving, he shouldn't be able to retain the Tulsa King title.

434
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Vez and Gary, Indiana. Bullshit.

435
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
No. No. No. No. No.

436
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is somebody in Gary, Indiana, disputing Tulsa King?

437
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Bingo. Yeah. Yeah. How do you know? He might have moved down the road.

438
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,000
He might have moved just down the road and he's still in the Tulsa area.

439
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
So, no, Gary.

440
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Maybe he owns a mansion. He's moving everything himself. Who knows?

441
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
That's probably it right there. That's what I would say.

442
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
That's his business. That's his business.

443
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:34,000
I don't care if he moves to Tusca fucking Lusa. He's still Tulsa King if he wants to be.

444
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000
He could move to New Orleans just to be Tulsa King.

445
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000
That's right. He could move to Timbuktu and he'd still be fucking Tulsa King.

446
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Vez, listen. No. No. Don't go there.

447
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Ronnie is royalty. He's always going to be.

448
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,000
He is on the Mount Rushmore of our listeners. He's there.

449
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
You're not.

450
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000
All right. RC Cola is just gross.

451
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I'm just saying. Meg the Peg in New Hampshire.

452
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Fuck off, Meg.

453
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
You got anything?

454
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Who calls himself the Peg anyhow? Meg the Peg.

455
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,000
No. No. No.

456
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I told you. That's what I would say.

457
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000
You are no longer there, Peg. We took you out of our mansion.

458
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
No. You're not there. You don't exist.

459
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
All right.

460
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Mark, you can't stand corn syrup?

461
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Have you tried Heinz Simply Ketchup?

462
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
No corn syrup. Just real sugar.

463
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Lawn and KCK. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite ketchup. That and Whataburger.

464
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Whataburger has real sugar and there is too.

465
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Lawn and KCK has a spicy ketchup with real sugar in it that will just kick your fucking dick in the dirt.

466
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
It's so good.

467
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
That sounds good.

468
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Oh, it is. You know what? I think they sell them in bottles at Price Chopper.

469
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
I get there. When I get there.

470
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Yeah. You got to take one home or five.

471
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah. It's good shit. So you're a ketchup fan too?

472
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Oh, definitely. Yeah. Ketchup. Ketchup on eggs. Yeah. Everything.

473
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Me too. But not steak. Cannot do it on steak.

474
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:24,000
No. No. No. No. No. That is sacrilegious.

475
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Yeah. I would agree. But yeah, Lawn, you're right. Yeah. Simply Heinz Simply is the best ketchup that you can get in any grocery store.

476
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:38,000
You can't get Whataburger anywhere. But I mean, the Whataburger Regular and the Heinz Regular taste really similar.

477
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
And I can't say which is better. I love them both.

478
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:48,000
But now if you go to the Spicy, they don't have the Spicy Simply Heinz, but they do have the Spicy Whataburger Ketchup.

479
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
So, anyhow, it's good stuff.

480
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Okay. Next one. Mark and Rob. I'm thinking about buying a trench coat and wearing it to be cool.

481
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,000
What do you think? Max and Orkin. Yeah.

482
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I think you're about 30 years behind and I think you'll get shot.

483
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I think you wear it with nothing but undies on underneath. Whitey tighties and tube socks and sneakers and no shirt.

484
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000
And any time anyone says anything to you, you open it up. Do what?

485
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Okay. Go with Mark's advice. Yes. That's what you do.

486
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:32,000
You will be the coolest person ever if you do that. Sorry. I kind of grew up a little bit.

487
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Why not? Why not? Max and Orkin, that's what you do. You will be the coolest person ever. Good.

488
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:46,000
People will follow you around. They'll worship you. Tidy whitey's only. Tidy whitey's only. That's it.

489
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
All right. Next one. There is still a shoe repair shop here in Houston.

490
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:55,000
They do really well, especially fixing expensive work boots. Roger, Missouri City.

491
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I don't doubt that. All I know is it just kind of took me back. This guy is, what's his name? Roger.

492
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Okay. Okay. Oh, Missouri City. Yeah, in Texas. Yeah. Okay.

493
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
What were you going to say? Is that it?

494
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Well, no. Missouri City. There is a Houston, Missouri, not far from me.

495
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000
No, no. You're right. There's a Missouri City, Texas. It's here in Houston.

496
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Missouri City, Texas. Yes. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah. I don't doubt there are still shoe repair shops.

497
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:38,000
But this just took me back because you and I both remember the store that my dad went to to get that receipt.

498
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
And it was just like a little bit of a shock.

499
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000
I used to go there. My dad used to go there.

500
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yeah. You know, my dad used to wear those black dress shoes. I mean, I don't care if he's in the fucking garden.

501
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
He wore those things. And anyhow, those were the kind that you repaired.

502
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I don't know how expensive they were or whatever.

503
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:02,000
But if the sole started fucking up on that, he would take it into that DeLuca shoe repair and have it repaired.

504
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:08,000
And I found that receipt not too long ago. I'm like, wow. It was just really cool.

505
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
It was a nostalgic thing.

506
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Yeah, it was. And I was just like, all these emotions were like, wow, I remember this.

507
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
I remember going in there with my dad and he's like, oh, yeah, this is my shoe.

508
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,000
I need it repaired. The guy, Mr. DeLuca, be like, oh, hey, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, sure, John.

509
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Yeah, that sounds cool. You know, and you know, it's just it was really cool.

510
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
And like you said, there's one in Truman Corners and one in Belton.

511
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:40,000
So all righty. Next one. So just how much is a BK cigar?

512
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
You said three hundred for a small Robusto.

513
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I almost said it wrong again. You said it correctly. I know I'm working on it.

514
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I listen to that podcast and I sounded so fucking horrible on that.

515
00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I'm like, no, no, no. After all the hell you caught after I have to.

516
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I know. Geez. And that wasn't the only two emails I got.

517
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Other people are making fun of me, too.

518
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:14,000
So anyhow, be heck a cigar. You said three hundred for a small Robusto Robusto.

519
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,000
I guess the actual price has to be insane. Clay in Vancouver.

520
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,000
OK, Clay in Vancouver, you can buy them. I've seen them there.

521
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
I've been to Vancouver. They sell the heck is there.

522
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
And you can look for yourself how much they are.

523
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
You're probably going to be spending at least a grand on one.

524
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:40,000
And I'm not joking. And I mean, especially with Canadian prices for a grand,

525
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
I would not smoke one. Three hundred dollars. I would.

526
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:50,000
That was doable. But I'm not going to spend a grand on something that's going to be gone in like an hour.

527
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
And, you know, it won't make any impact on my life. Right.

528
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
You know, so I mean, it is cool. It is cool to smoke one.

529
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000
It is very good. But, you know, all right.

530
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Finally, hey, what's the difference between a lake and a pond?

531
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Just curious Mitch in Southern Cass County. You should know if you live in Southern Cass County.

532
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Oh, come on.

533
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
The difference between. Come on, man.

534
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Yeah, I don't even know if we ought to answer. Actually, I know.

535
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
In Southern Cass County, you should know the difference between a lake and a pond.

536
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,000
You were probably born in a fucking pond, dude. What the hell?

537
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,000
OK. OK. Here's the deal. A pond.

538
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000
This is true. And I think you probably know this, Rob, because you grew up around here.

539
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
OK. Yes, I know. A pond.

540
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Sunlight will reach every inch of a pond.

541
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:53,000
It can't be any deeper than that. If sunlight does not hit the bottom, it's a lake.

542
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
And that's pretty much it.

543
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
True.

544
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah. Yeah. So what is his name?

545
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I know.

546
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
You're a big guy, son.

547
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
I've got to find the guy's name again.

548
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
I throw these things in the trash way too soon. Mitch.

549
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Wait a minute. Is this the same Mitch?

550
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Mitch.

551
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Oh, Mitch. Fuck you.

552
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
He's screwing with us.

553
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Rob, I turn to you. What a fucking asshole. He got us.

554
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Oh, no, no, no. I got one more email.

555
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Oh, OK.

556
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
But it was one. OK.

557
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:44,000
I don't know how many people caught it. I did. And I announced tomorrow.

558
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Our Sunday night show got messed up.

559
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Mm hmm.

560
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:04,000
But we had emails on that and we had one email that I want to reach out to.

561
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Desmond, we had somebody email us that used to hang out with us at Jess and Jim's parking lot.

562
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Rob Camaro, do you remember the email?

563
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Yes. And actually, you know what? That's here somewhere.

564
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Now that everybody can hear it, I want to give acknowledgement to Desmond. Thank you for reaching out, buddy. I hope we can reconnect.

565
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Yeah, he had the blue Camaro and the rat tail, the long rat tailed dive horn.

566
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Yes, I remember him all to. Yeah.

567
00:45:49,000 --> 00:46:04,000
I got to find that because I got to read some of those emails because I forgot about that. The email section was affected and I want everybody that wrote emails and I want, you know, the ones that we wanted to talk about. I want to do them again.

568
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
But you know what?

569
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Desmond was one of them and I want to read knowledge.

570
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
OK, doesn't we are sorry.

571
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. So Desmond, since you don't know, we read your email off and Rob remembers you really well and I kind of remember you and I apologize.

572
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yeah, we all used to hang out. Yeah, it was a good time in life.

573
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:45,000
It's not the personal I just, you know, I just don't remember shit like I used to. I'm going to find the emails. I have them here somewhere and I'm going to read them.

574
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Yep. And that is probably why you remember him so well, because I was probably.

575
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:03,000
You know what? I believe it. I mean, if it's guy I think of, he's like really easy to get along with. He always played hacky sack, right?

576
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Oh, he was. Oh, fuck yeah. We played hacky sack forever.

577
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah, OK. I know who he is.

578
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah, that was Desmond. Yeah.

579
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Desmond, write us again. Call in.

580
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
What are you doing, brother? What are you doing, brother?

581
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Call in. We'd love to hear from you. I'm sure you got stories we don't remember.

582
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Let me know how my Camaro's doing.

583
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000
I wonder if he still owns it or not.

584
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:39,000
He probably don't. Do any of us own the cars back in age? No.

585
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:45,000
No, no. I wish I had my Ford Pino back. No, not really.

586
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
I wish I had my Caprice back, honestly.

587
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
I wish I had my Dodge Dart. You remember that bastard?

588
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Yeah, that was a good car.

589
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Oh, man, that was a running son of a bitch. Oh, that thing.

590
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Yes, it was.

591
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000
I forgot the kind of motor it had in it. Shit.

592
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Oh, well, you know what? It doesn't matter.

593
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into.

594
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Yeah, I do.

595
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Kraft Heinz is entering the alcohol market with its brand Crystal White.

596
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,000
I got to throw away my story. I got one, too. Go ahead.

597
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:35,000
The company announced on Tuesday it will be introducing Crystal.

598
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I don't even know how to pronounce this. It's L-I-R-E-A-G-H-T vodka refreshers.

599
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000
It's certain northeastern retailers this month.

600
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:57,000
The upcoming refreshers will feature a delicious blend of Crystal White signature flavors,

601
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:04,000
triple filtered vodka, and light carbonation.

602
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:13,000
The company touted them as the lowest calorie, rated-rate cocktail in the market.

603
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:30,000
According to Kraft Heinz, the calorie crown of a Crystal White vodka refresher will clock in at 77 calories with zero sugar.

604
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Their ABV will be 3.8%.

605
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah, that was the part that—

606
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Yeah, it's a wine group.

607
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Yeah, anyhow, Rob.

608
00:49:45,000 --> 00:50:00,000
The company will offer wild strawberry and lemonade flavoring during the initial launch. They will come in $9.99, four-packs.

609
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Cool.

610
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
So, yeah, $10 for a four-pack.

611
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,000
But yeah, they're mixing Crystal White with vodka now.

612
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I guess, okay, this is what I understand through my wife. They've been doing this for a long time. People have. They've been mixing.

613
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah, they have.

614
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Yeah, and I didn't know this. I guess it's been a big thing, so I guess now Crystal White's like, hey, let's just make our own and sell them like that.

615
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:34,000
So I bet it does good because I didn't know it was a big thing. Did you? Well, it sounds like you knew.

616
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,000
No. No, I just read it up. Yeah, I just read this.

617
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Oh, okay. All right.

618
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
I didn't ask all your stories, though.

619
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:51,000
No, I just found that today, and I was like, wow. It's cool, man, because, I mean, it's just a story.

620
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Oh, yeah, it's still good, like another wine group.

621
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Yeah. That's cool.

622
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,000
And Crystal White was a big name back in the day.

623
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Yeah, it actually still is.

624
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
A lot of people drink, is it?

625
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Yes. It still sells a lot. I still see it.

626
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,000
People down here don't talk about it that much.

627
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Okay. Well, I mean, I'm not sure if it's like as big as it used to be, but I know it's still around. I still see it and hear of it and stuff, so.

628
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Okay.

629
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Well, it's called Kraft Heinz, isn't it? So.

630
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Yeah, it's got to be pretty big.

631
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
I did not know.

632
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:43,000
If Kraft Heinz has it, it's got to be pretty, you know, it's got to be a pretty solid product, probably, selling-wise, all that popularity.

633
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
So.

634
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Okay. Thank you, Rob.

635
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
All right.

636
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Let's see. I got an iCall Bullshit, and I also have this story, this Instagram guy that I fucking terrorized.

637
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Which one do you want to hear?

638
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Okay.

639
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,000
iCall Bullshit, always a treat.

640
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Okay. Let's take our.

641
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Bad butt.

642
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Yeah.

643
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Yeah, let's go with, yeah, let's go with iCall Bullshit.

644
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Okay. Let's take our second break, and I'll come back with iCall Bullshit.

645
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Sounds good.

646
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from? Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

647
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

648
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
What is the origin of Mountain Dew?

649
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

650
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s, and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor, preferably whiskey.

651
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,000
So the two developed their own now known as Mountain Dew.

652
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:07,000
And now, a brand new feature, strange consults from an alien.

653
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:17,000
May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

654
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

655
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

656
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:45,000
I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.

657
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bevo is listening to this film.

658
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:04,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

659
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts, that is.

660
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Yeah, we know. Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. Everyone loves the Hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

661
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:27,000
They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal. But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts.

662
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

663
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

664
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:50,000
You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique Hickory nut milk.

665
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000
There are five types of Hickory nuts.

666
00:54:53,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory, and Smooth Bark Hickory.

667
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful, at least around Missouri and surrounding areas.

668
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,000
So, Dirt and Apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

669
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

670
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Man, my internet is so slow. This is bullshit. How am I supposed to browse or get on TikTok with slow internet?

671
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I'm so pissed off right now. I don't know what to do.

672
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Jam X. What the hell happened?

673
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
You were the generation of change.

674
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000
You never wanted to be one of them.

675
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000
At the theater, spoke for you.

676
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Huck the man. Huck the system.

677
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
What the hell happened?

678
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,000
The generation of angst. The generation of noncompliance.

679
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Is now buying a boat.

680
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,000
You're really fed up until someone dangles a dollar near you.

681
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

682
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Two dish bags and microphone. I'm Mark on the Kansas City end.

683
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,000
I'm Rob on the Lake and Hills arch end.

684
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Alright, Rob, do you want to hear an I call bullshit? I have one right here in my filthy little mitts.

685
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Oh no, it looks like someone's on their high horse again.

686
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:48,000
This is another episode of I call bullshit.

687
00:56:52,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Alright, so I'm calling bullshit because people are saying that Nostradamus may have predicted Pope Francis's death.

688
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,000
He may or may not be dead right now. Who knows? I mean, you know, the Vatican does some strange things.

689
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,000
And maybe they need to spin it their spin or whatever. So he might already be dead.

690
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,000
But if not, he's probably going to not last that long, right? He's very old.

691
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,000
He's having things that he probably can't overcome, right?

692
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
So that's what I've been hearing. Yeah.

693
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Yeah. So anyhow, people are saying that Nostradamus called this.

694
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
And I'm going to go into it right now.

695
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Nostradamus made a startling prediction about Pope Francis's death and successor.

696
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Do you believe us or not? Well, you know, I don't because I'm calling bullshit on it.

697
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Experts are saying that French astrologist and soothsayer Michael D. Nostradamus or Nostradamus may have already predicted Pope Francis's death and successor.

698
00:57:52,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Referred to as the prophet of doom, Nostradamus is believed by some to have foretold major world events such as the Great Fire in London, Adolf Hitler's rise to power, the September 11th attacks and COVID-19 pandemic and last year's New Year's Day earthquake in Japan.

699
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:24,000
In his famed book, you know what? Anyhow, published in 1555, he had a book. Nostradamus gifted the world predictions of wars. Sorry, it was all smudge. So I'm not sure what is. I don't remember what his book name is.

700
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
It was smudge. So I skipped over it.

701
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Anyhow, he wrote a book in 1555. Nostradamus gifted the world predictions of wars, pestilence, natural disasters, civil unrest, political assassinations and other doom and gloom.

702
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:46,000
The latest of his vague and sometimes obvious predictions, which heretics have latched onto is Pope Francis's critical condition.

703
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Back in the 16th century, Nostradamus wrote, through depth of a very old point, if a Roman of good age will be elected of him, it will be said that he weakens.

704
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:15,000
He will be seen, but long will he sit in biting activity. He then added, in the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations.

705
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:25,000
And when these things are finished, the city of Seven Hills will be destroyed and the dreadful judge will judge his people in the end.

706
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Pope Francis is supposedly currently on his 20th day of hospitalization for complications of a lung infection that has caused early stages of kidney insufficiency, the Vatican said.

707
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Now, Rob, is there anything you heard besides a Roman of certain older age is going to be elected, right?

708
00:59:53,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Okay. Do you hear anything else in there that says Pope Francis is an older pope that's going to die?

709
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:08,000
And did you hear anything at all in there that said so-and-so is going to take his place?

710
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
No, I did not.

711
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Me neither. I call bullshit because there's a lot of people out there that are easily swayed.

712
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:26,000
But if I remember right, I heard that same thing when the last pope died.

713
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Bravo, Rob. Bravo. Yes, you did.

714
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Seriously, I like not to die.

715
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Me too.

716
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:41,000
I pay attention, not to die. I pay attention, stuff like that.

717
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I love stuff like that.

718
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I remember as you were reading that, I was thinking, man, I heard that before.

719
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,000
It was on the last pope.

720
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Was it the last pope of Spanish descent or something and they had some big deal?

721
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Yeah, it was.

722
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Okay. And supposedly the Dostodamus called the Spanish descent pope or something like that.

723
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,000
And then again, that stuff was vague and silly and who knows if he even wrote it.

724
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:17,000
This stuff right here, I don't know. I mean, I don't have that book, whatever it is.

725
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:26,000
I'll have to look the book name up because for some reason it put a block over the name of it and it smudged it.

726
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:31,000
I don't know why. I don't know if they're copyright thing. I don't know.

727
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
But anyhow.

728
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Well, no, it's probably because he's not dead yet.

729
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Possibly, possibly. So anyhow.

730
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:49,000
The last reports I've seen, he is not dead yet, but they're expecting to.

731
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Yeah, yeah. He may very well not be, but if he is already, it would not surprise me one bit that they're gathering what they're going to do.

732
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000
Yeah, and they're keeping it from the world right now.

733
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Yeah, yeah. They got to figure out who the successor is.

734
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
This is my opinion.

735
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:12,000
You know what, Rob, go ahead. Start a story.

736
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Okay. Scientists have genetically engineered mice with some key characteristics of an extinct animal that was floored larger.

737
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000
The woolly mammoth.

738
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Cool.

739
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:45,000
This woolly mouse works an important step for achieving the researchers ultimate goal, bringing a woolly mammoth-like creature back from extinction, they say.

740
01:02:45,000 --> 01:03:06,000
For us, it's an incredibly big deal that Shibaro, chief science officer at Colossal Biopharmacist, a Dallas company trying to reconstruct the woolly mammoth and other extinct species.

741
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:13,000
The company announced the creation of the woolly mouse.

742
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm having an hard time saying that. The woolly mice.

743
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000
That's okay.

744
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,000
As I looked at the picture.

745
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Tuesday, a new group imposed a scientific paper online detailing the achievement. Scientists implemented genetically modified embryos in female lab mice and gave birth to the first of the woolly moths in October.

746
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Okay, I'm going to stop right there because I'm looking at this picture of these mice, dude.

747
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Cool.

748
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:06,000
There's supposed to be like woolly mammoths, but they're mice.

749
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
Oh, are there pictures of them?

750
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:23,000
I'm looking at the dog that's holding up with his rubber glove on. There's two of them. And they look like they must've.

751
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:37,000
I look, and their hair is like, yeah. They actually look just like hamsters, kind of. They look like small hamsters.

752
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,000
It looks like they got moose.

753
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:47,000
They look like my hair used to when I had long hair.

754
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Oh my gosh.

755
01:04:54,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Have you seen the comparison between, look at the comparison on CNN science.

756
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:06,000
They have a comparison of a regular mouse and then the woolly mouse.

757
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,000
It just looks like they made a hamster.

758
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:17,000
It is funny though. It looks like my old hairstyle when I had long hair.

759
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,000
It really does.

760
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:27,000
It looks like they got into the aquanet.

761
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Wow. That is funny.

762
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,000
I mean, I still ask why.

763
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Why do you need a woolly mouse?

764
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Hey, you know what I got? I got ass padlins we haven't got to in a while. I've had this for quite a while.

765
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Hey, it's a birthday present.

766
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. It's a birthday ass padling for people that need it.

767
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:02,000
I get to swat somebody else's ass for my birthday.

768
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
That's right. There you go.

769
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:09,000
See, only at two douchebags and a microphone do you get to do that.

770
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Well, if you're the co-host.

771
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Okay, the whole story behind this is, and I know a lot of you people know it.

772
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Yes, and I get sore.

773
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Okay. All right. So, oh, and someone's trying to get me to tell the ball-biter story again, too.

774
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:40,000
And I sent him back. I said, no, I said I'm never going to tell it again.

775
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Okay.

776
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Thank you. I'm tired of hearing about it.

777
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Yeah, I mean, it's everywhere. I've probably done it four or five times. Just so you'll find it.

778
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:58,000
So anyhow, all right. So, ass padling started a long time ago, maybe our fourth episode or something.

779
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:01,000
Me and Topher were doing the original douchebags.

780
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:09,000
And so now Topher is Sports Bastards and Music Creeps, soon to go into the real story or something like that.

781
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:15,000
We're kicking out some ideas and we're talking about great hoaxes and stuff like that.

782
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:21,000
And we're going to tell you something the way that everybody thought something was going to go and then what really happened.

783
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Okay. Or everyone thought something happened, but what really happened.

784
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,000
And we're going to call it like Paul Harvey, the rest of the story.

785
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:34,000
This is going to be like the real story or poof, poof, the wrong or something like that.

786
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,000
So anyhow, so Topher was part of this right here.

787
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000
I like that. I like that.

788
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:44,000
We're getting pretty excited about this. And Rob, you know, you're a part of it.

789
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,000
You're going to help us with it.

790
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Yeah.

791
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Okay. Anyhow, ass paddling originated like the fourth episode of the original douchebags.

792
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:57,000
And we decided that people need ass paddling because they've been stupid asses.

793
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:03,000
And so Topher and I were on vacation in Florida.

794
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,000
And I believe this is Fort Lauderdale Beach.

795
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000
We're walking in the sand in the morning.

796
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,000
The sun was rising and the wind was gentle.

797
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:17,000
It was blowing her back a little bit and the sun was shining off of it.

798
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:22,000
And we were not holding hands like Rob and the Duke, his brother says.

799
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,000
We were not holding hands.

800
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Two men can have a tender moment without holding hands, but them too, they refuse to accept it.

801
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:34,000
So we're walking along and I stubbed my toe on something.

802
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
It hurt like hell. I'm like, oh shit.

803
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,000
And Topher looks down and he goes, it looks like a genie's bottle.

804
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000
I'm like, that is not.

805
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I go down there and look at it. I go, hey dude, I think it's a genie's bottle.

806
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
He's like, no shit.

807
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,000
So I pop it open and poof, a genie pops out.

808
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,000
So Topher and I are like, hey, we get three wishes.

809
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
The genie hated us.

810
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,000
He was so condescending. He thought we were a couple of rogues.

811
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000
And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

812
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,000
You guys watch too much TV.

813
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,000
You get one wish, one wish only.

814
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Make it count.

815
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Maybe in cancer, childhood hunger, something.

816
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Make it count, guys.

817
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:16,000
And Topher and I looked at each other and said, you know,

818
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:20,000
we want to turn invisible so we can paddle people's asses that need it.

819
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:25,000
The genie very reluctantly rolled his eyes and said, very well, I have to.

820
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000
But he didn't want to.

821
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,000
So now once a month, and now with special permission from the genie,

822
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
Rob gets to join in on this.

823
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:38,000
We turn invisible and we paddle people on the ass that we deem needed.

824
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,000
And this paddle is a replica of Old Sparky.

825
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:46,000
Old Sparky was the paddle that impressed my ass several times at

826
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Cas Midway High School.

827
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:53,000
He has a very long stock and a very long paddle size to him with holes in it

828
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:58,000
that really, really hurt one's buttocks when it was administered.

829
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000
So it is a replica.

830
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:03,000
And the last I knew Old Sparky was hanging up retired in the trophy case

831
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,000
at Cas Midway when you walk in the main hallway.

832
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,000
I don't know if he's still there.

833
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,000
I haven't been there yet.

834
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,000
We heard about it itself.

835
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,000
We heard that was one bad ass paddle.

836
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,000
Yeah, he was a mean son of a bitch.

837
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,000
And he affected many, many bottoms around there for many, many years.

838
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:26,000
So anyhow, this is a replica of Old Sparky, which is no joke.

839
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Old Sparky is the real thing.

840
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:34,000
So here's the people who get ass paddling this month as we deem them.

841
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,000
McDonald's and their AI failure for ordering.

842
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
All of McDonald's.

843
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,000
All of them get ass paddling.

844
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
I don't care where they are in the world.

845
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Every fucking one of them.

846
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000
It's going to take a while.

847
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,000
But I think we can get done in the weekend.

848
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:51,000
What do you think, Rob?

849
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Yeah, I think we can.

850
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,000
We'll have to borrow Santa's sleigh, but we can do it.

851
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,000
It's okay.

852
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,000
We can paddle every McDonald's ass in the South.

853
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,000
I think Santa would loan us a sleigh to do it.

854
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,000
Oh, yeah.

855
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000
We're on good terms with Santa.

856
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000
He loves us.

857
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000
He loves us.

858
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
Yeah, Santa loves us.

859
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:13,000
Yeah, he loves that one during Christmas that we do, Nasty Old St. Prick.

860
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000
He loves that bit.

861
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Yeah, he loves it.

862
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,000
Oh, yeah.

863
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000
He's all the time just goofing about it.

864
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,000
He loves it.

865
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,000
All right.

866
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:25,000
The NFL again for making market football games all on applications.

867
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Making the elderly people that don't have smartphones will probably not be able to watch it.

868
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:37,000
So, yeah, the NFL is, they're already in the Hall of Fame for a lot of other things.

869
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:44,000
So what we do whenever they're in the Hall of Fame is we pull them out, we ass paddle them again, and then put them back in the hall.

870
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000
So that's what's going to happen with them.

871
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Tasty snow plows for barreling down the residential streets at 60 mile an hour, being unsafe and sending, they're sending snow up on rooftops.

872
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000
They get ass paddled.

873
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Oh my God, was it that bad?

874
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Yeah, it's on video.

875
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
I knew it was bad. I didn't realize it was that bad.

876
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:13,000
People have ring doorbells of the snow going so high that you couldn't even see the street lights.

877
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
Yeah, it was pretty bad.

878
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Oh my God.

879
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Yeah, they all get ass paddling for that because that was bullshit.

880
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,000
And they did it in front of our house, too. I got it on ring.

881
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000
So, all right.

882
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Oh my God.

883
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Sticks gets an ass paddling for not accepting Dennis DeYoung's offer for a farewell reunion tour.

884
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000
We deserve it.

885
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Look, Dennis DeYoung hates you worse than anybody, but he still wants to do a reunion tour for the fans.

886
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,000
The rest of you guys, Tommy Shaw, all you guys.

887
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,000
David, here's the way I look at it.

888
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:54,000
If it's not a tour, make it just one concert like Ozzy.

889
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,000
Yes, yes.

890
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,000
One concert. One last concert.

891
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:04,000
Yeah, and even that thing is getting convoluted.

892
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:08,000
Even the last Ozzy concert is getting convoluted.

893
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Oh my God, is it?

894
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Yeah, Ozzy's in horrible shape. And the closer we're getting to it, the more information is coming out.

895
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000
He can't walk. He's frail.

896
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000
We don't know if he's going to make it up there.

897
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000
He may not.

898
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:32,000
So, anyhow, they waited too long, basically, and it's sad.

899
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,000
And they sold all these tickets.

900
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,000
Oh no, we'll see how it goes.

901
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:44,000
But I know that everybody, when they bought the tickets, thought that Ozzy was going to be on stage.

902
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Now, they're all like, oh, he's going to make a couple of appearances, short appearances, in a wheelchair.

903
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
Maybe, if he can.

904
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,000
Yeah, if he can.

905
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Like, he'll even get into the concert.

906
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,000
Yeah, I mean, it's a bunch of ifs right now. He's in bad shape. It sucks.

907
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000
I know he is.

908
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:15,000
So, as promised, you and me, Rob, we get an ass-paddling for missing tip number three.

909
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000
Yes, yes we do.

910
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:20,000
We turn ourselves in to the crowd.

911
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:28,000
All of you guys that have been bitching, we're going to give you the paddle, and you guys can be invisible, and you get the smack art.

912
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000
Oh, fuck, there's one now.

913
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,000
One what?

914
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000
I just had something smack my ass.

915
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Oh, shit, they're already on us.

916
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,000
Yeah, where is that? We're only recording.

917
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Someone else found a genie. We're fucked.

918
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,000
Alright.

919
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Alright. NASA gets an ass-paddling for constantly changing whether this killer asteroid is going to hit us or not.

920
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,000
It's changed like ten times in the last two weeks.

921
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:04,000
Yeah, it's going to hit us. No, it didn't. No, no, it's way off. Oh, no, no, it's really close.

922
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000
I don't know, maybe. Guys, just shut up.

923
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:11,000
Oh, no, then I read one story that was going to hit the moon.

924
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Yeah, yeah. Just say you don't know like the rest of us. It's fine.

925
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,000
Yeah, quick, quick, yeah.

926
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
It's off media.

927
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:28,000
Yeah, they have nothing to say is what it is. So they say that. So anyhow.

928
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
They use the...

929
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,000
Yeah, I mean, you're talking about like outer gas.

930
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:35,000
I'm all over right there. I'm all over right there.

931
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:42,000
Yeah, okay. Alright. New York Mayor Eric Adams for corruption charges and getting booted.

932
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,000
I personally think it's fine that he's getting booted. I think that he is...

933
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Rat man himself.

934
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Yep. Yep. Mr. Rat Man. Good. See ya.

935
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000
Valentine time.

936
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Yep. Exit stage left. Don't look back.

937
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Hey, thank you for letting us smack your ass.

938
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Yes.

939
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000
Because we've had talked about it so much.

940
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:09,000
We're going to take great pleasure in smashing your asshole with that old sparky replica.

941
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:14,000
And this is for everybody that ever lived in any of your buildings.

942
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Yes. Yes, for the rat-infested buildings, allegedly. So, alright.

943
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
Allegedly.

944
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,000
Yeah, and all that good shit.

945
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:28,000
Even though we do the disclaimer, we have no integrity at all. Don't believe anything.

946
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,000
We'll make up a story. We'll lie about stories. We don't care. So, anyhow. Alright.

947
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,000
But those we did not.

948
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
No, we didn't.

949
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:45,000
Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo for running for mayor after being ousted for sexual misconduct.

950
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,000
Oh, fuck yes.

951
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,000
Yeah. Pull him out. Smash his ass.

952
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Yes.

953
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,000
Ugh. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep.

954
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:59,000
We're going to leave that one. Yeah, yeah. I could go over there.

955
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000
We're going to get bullied. I'm just going to leave that right fucking there.

956
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Alright. Sharon Osborne for not having a free simulcast of Ozzie's Goodbye.

957
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,000
Many, many fans want to see their hero off.

958
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:16,000
And as far as I know, there is no other outlet to do it unless you're there.

959
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:25,000
Now if this changes, I mean we may have paddled her ass, but we'll say we're sorry.

960
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:30,000
But if it doesn't change, then okay. She gets an ass-paddling.

961
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,000
You've got to give a man a speech, too.

962
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:38,000
So should we go ahead and paddle her ass or not?

963
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,000
No. Keep that one on hold.

964
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000
Okay.

965
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,000
I think I see her side on this.

966
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:51,000
Okay. You know what? This is going to go to a review board.

967
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,000
Agreed? Yeah. Go to a review board.

968
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:57,000
Okay. This one's been suspended. And hang on. Let me write on here.

969
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:02,000
Okay. The Sharon Osborne ass-paddling is going to go for review board.

970
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:06,000
And then whatever... For the first time. For the first time.

971
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Yep. Okay. So whatever the review board decides, that's what we go with, right?

972
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,000
Yep.

973
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:24,000
Okay. All right. And then finally, the fuckhead at work that coughed all over me and gave me the ick.

974
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:30,000
He gets in the Hall of Fame just because that cold fucking sucked.

975
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:35,000
All right. That is all the ass-padlins. Rob, you got something?

976
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,000
Yeah, I do.

977
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000
All right.

978
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Teachers have been suspended after children at a school in Texas gave themselves tattoos sharing the same needle.

979
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,000
Oh.

980
01:18:51,000 --> 01:19:05,000
Cupils at Travis Intermediate School were forced to take blood tests over fears they could have been infected,

981
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:15,000
sharing needles that could lead to the spread of diseases like hepatitis B and C and HIV.

982
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:31,000
One outlaced parent said her 11-year-old son had, I hope, my lord, tattooed on his arm and JC on his hand.

983
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,000
Okay.

984
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Okay. Well...

985
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,000
Good tattoos. Good tattoos.

986
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:39,000
Yeah, good tattoos, but I mean, I don't know if you want your kid to have one yet.

987
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,000
Okay. Let me go on.

988
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,000
Okay.

989
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:52,000
It broke the skin and stabbed over, said Jordan Armstrong's mother Ashley to Fox 4 News.

990
01:19:52,000 --> 01:20:01,000
The needle was shared several times from one class to another class to another class.

991
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:10,000
How is that these kids are getting tattoos in class and not one teacher notices it?

992
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:21,000
Parents claim that the tattooing took place in front of teachers while the number of children who received the ink is not clear.

993
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:30,000
A number of teachers have been suspended while the Greenville Independent School District investigates.

994
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,000
Hmm.

995
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Mrs. Armstrong revealed that while her son was undergoing the major stomp, no teachers were aware it was even happening.

996
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:57,000
Her son has received a negative test since the incident, but it is scheduled for a follow-up this week.

997
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:00,000
Wow.

998
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:09,000
How does that happen without any teacher or anybody catching that?

999
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:18,000
Yeah, especially when they're saying that the same tattoo needle went around to different classes.

1000
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:21,000
Yeah.

1001
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,000
That's disturbing as hell, I mean, like the disease aspect and also...

1002
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,000
It's very disturbing.

1003
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,000
Yeah.

1004
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:43,000
And then another thing is, is the fact is, is it may be a religious tattoo and you may believe in God and all this, but still, your kid has something that is going to be on his body for life.

1005
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
And how old was that?

1006
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:50,000
And the religious parents had problems with it.

1007
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:53,000
Yeah.

1008
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,000
Wow.

1009
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,000
Oh yeah.

1010
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,000
All right.

1011
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:03,000
I got one more story if you got time.

1012
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,000
Yeah, go ahead.

1013
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,000
Okay.

1014
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,000
A man has finally been caught.

1015
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:14,000
The guy in question appears to be the Puppet Penis Bandit.

1016
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,000
The man has been terrifying...

1017
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,000
Puppet?

1018
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,000
Yes.

1019
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:22,000
The man has been terrifying the greater Providence region for five years running.

1020
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:31,000
Marshal Reynaldo, 47-year-old from Providence, has been alleged to show his penis with a sock puppet over his manhood.

1021
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,000
The law...

1022
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,000
Hi, Pete.

1023
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,000
Hi, you too.

1024
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:44,000
The law has enough wiggle room to where they can charge a man with lewd behavior with one case of lewd behavior with a minor, said Philip Smith of the Somerset County Law Enforcement.

1025
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:52,000
Marshal is being held $300,000 bond at the Somerset County Jail.

1026
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,000
There you go.

1027
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,000
You got something, Rob?

1028
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,000
It doesn't say what kind of sock puppet you are.

1029
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:06,000
I have a weekend. It is my birthday. That's all the stories I have.

1030
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,000
All right.

1031
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:12,000
Do you think it's a rabbit sock puppet or what do you think?

1032
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:17,000
An elephant maybe? And he puts his wiener in the fucking trunk or something?

1033
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,000
I bet it's a squirrel.

1034
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:23,000
Okay. Okay. So like if he gets a boner he can like move the squirrels...

1035
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,000
Yeah.

1036
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he gets erect and the little squirrel looks like it's moving around.

1037
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Yeah.

1038
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,000
Oh, yeah. I bet it's a squirrel.

1039
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:40,000
That's cool. All right. Marshal Reynaldo. Good job. Reynaldo, I think. Yeah. Marshal Reynaldo. Great job.

1040
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:45,000
All right, everybody. Thank you for listening. Good night, assholes.

1041
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,000
And one final note.

1042
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:48,000
Oh, okay.

1043
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:53,000
A little quote. A little quote.

1044
01:23:53,000 --> 01:24:01,000
Buckery is a reaction. It's either good or bad. Live life.

1045
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:05,000
Good night, assholes.

1046
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:13,000
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1047
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:41,000
Hear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.