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Sports Bastards? What a stupid fucking name. Who the hell would name their show the Sports Bastards?

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Gosh. Man, I can't believe I'm here doing this.

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Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back.

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Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

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But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any pictures of imbuefant ibuprofen,

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it's obviously fake and you're to take the pictures and tear them up immediately.

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And it looks like we're off and playing.

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Alright, this is the Sports Bastards.

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We have a little bit of stuff. Oh, I forgot I got these.

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Oh yeah, we got a wobbly table here so it's going to bug the crap out of you if we don't fix it.

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You guys are going to hear a thump, thump, thump, thump.

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Not that we give a shit about you, but just because we don't want to hear it.

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We don't want to hear it. Yeah, it bothers us. Other than that, we wouldn't have gave a shit.

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That's kind of what we do. Yep, yep. They know this by now.

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They're dickheads, but no, they're not charming. Well, they're just dickheads.

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But nonviolent dickheads. So this is something.

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Yes, yeah. We're the kind of dickheads that it'd be safe to leave us alone with your new puppy for a weekend.

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Yes. Because that's a good test of how you feel about somebody.

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Yeah, if you let them with your puppy, you really trust them.

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I mean, even more so than the kid. Yeah, the kid can say, hey.

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I just got this new puppy, am I going to let this person watch my puppy for a weekend?

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Do I trust them that much? Oh, they've got to go through some rigorous tests before you do that.

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Yeah. Yep. Let's see how they do with my kid. Then we'll move on to the puppy.

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Then we'll figure out the puppy.

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Oh, a Kubano, a hot Kubano on a fucking beautiful rainy, chilly morning. It's so good.

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Yeah, it feels like spring. It really does. It does.

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So I'm happy for spring. Spring and fall are my two favorite times of the year.

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Tonight is a blizzard warning for us.

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Just cause.

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And then go have a talk with that groundhog in Pennsylvania.

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Oh, that little bastard. I'm going to kick his shit out of him when I see him.

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Liar!

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The groundhog will say, hey, look, man, I don't know you shit.

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I never promised to tell you the truth.

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The groundhog said, did you hear me say that?

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Yeah, that's true.

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Did you hear me say that?

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That's true. We just heard it from his people. Yeah.

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From his groundhog handlers.

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I never said that. Maybe my great, great grandpa fucking said that, but I didn't.

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That's true. Great, great grandpa would have been, what, what, 35 years ago?

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Yeah, so, oh, wait, hang on. My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,

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and plus another hundred grandfather might have said that, but I fucking didn't.

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I got thrown into this life. I didn't choose it.

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Yeah, yeah. He's being held accountable for things his ancestors did and said.

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Yes, that's wrong.

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wrong. Yeah. Okay. So we got football stuff. We got football stuff to talk about. Okay. I've got a list of the chiefs free agents if you care.

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Sure, that'll fit in. I've got the list of the top 25 free agents. Okay. Actually, it's 23 now because the top two got their franchise tag.

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Okay, I just want your opinion. I want a keep. Both of you go. We can find a way to keep him or he's probably expendable. Yeah. Okay. First one, DeAndre Hopkins. I'm saying expendable. I'm saying expendable too.

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They're, you know, he's great. He's a great receiver, but there are more great receivers available. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to have Rasheed Rice and Worthy and Kelsey. And I mean, I would love to have him in a perfect world, but I mean, we're going to, they're just going to have to go with whoever's going to work with us. If DeAndre works with us, it's very possible. True. True. But I think there are plenty more opportunities to pick up a wide receiver in the draft. And then when other teams start cutting on the preseason,

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Yeah, they need to get another one. Yeah. you find some people to put on your practice squad. So yeah, there's, there's all sorts of options and opportunities to pick up somebody to take DeAndre's spot. Definitely would not get an admitting award for him. No, no, no, no. It's like, offer him this. If he doesn't want it, then move on. And that might be what they did. Yeah. The next one, the guard, Trey Smith. They put the franchise tag on him. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's, that's one of the ones that was on the list is oops, last second franchise.

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Tag, but yeah, him, I definitely would say do what it takes to keep them. Yeah. So they, they're keeping them. Safety Justin Reed. I'm going to say no, because I think they have some people behind him that did almost as well. Yeah. He's like DeAndre, if you get him for the right price. But if he's, if he turns down your offer, then say, okay, wish you well. Thanks for the memories. Yeah. I enjoy your Superbowl rings that you got here. And I like Justin Reed. I do too. Great player. He's a really good player. But.

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But he just, to me, is not in that upper echelon of keeping at all costs. This next guy, linebacker Nick Bolton, I know they're not going to keep him. He's going to cost way too much. Yeah. But man, that would be nice to have. It would be nice to have because he's getting so much better in the pass coverage. That was the knock on him. It's like he's real good at tackling and the run, but pass coverage. But he was getting better. He was definitely getting better on the pass coverage. So yeah, he's, he's a young man. He's like 26. Yeah. I would really like,

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to see them keep him, but I understand if they don't. Well, I think that even if you get a discount, it's still not going to be enough. Our salary cap, we're like 19 million over or something. Yeah. Yeah. Something's got to give. Yeah. Something's got to give. So unfortunately, love to keep him. I don't think it's going to happen. No.

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Defensive end Charles Amenahue. Yeah, I'd say bring him back. Chris Jones wants him back. Yeah. And that's, that's reason enough, I think. Amenahue is really good at supplying pressure like Jones and

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Carl off this car office is on what next year, they're gonna have to worry about trying to resign. Yeah. Yeah. So Hollywood Brown wide receiver. I let him go. Yeah. He's gonna cost too much. And was he done?

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No. Yeah, just the fact that he was gone for most of the season, not his fault. But he's already cost you a crap ton of money. Yeah. I'd say no.

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And besides that, when he was on the field, I didn't see anything that extraordinary. No. So quarterback Carson Wentz, who cares? No. Okay. Defensive end Trishan Wharton. Yeah, I want to see him keep him. Yeah, I like Wharton. I don't think he's going to command that much money. So I think we're fine with it. Yeah, surprisingly, as good as he is. I mean, he's not like, you know, constantly making an impact. But boy, how does he make an overall difference in the game? Yes, he does.

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He really does. I could be wrong. I think they'll retain him. I hope so. Next one. Left tackle DJ Humphries. If you can get him for the right price. Yeah, I think you really got to because we need insurance. Juanye Morris and Joanne Taylor. Yeah, really have. I mean, Joanne Taylor when he's doing his job, right is a good pass blocker. He's a really good pass blocker. He's got so many flaws. And he cost you so many penalties.

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Really bad situations. Super Bowl alone. Yeah, my god. They're just like fucking manly handling. Yeah. So yeah, you got to try to keep them defensive tackle Derek Noddy. Yeah, yeah, I like Derek. I'd like to see him keep them.

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White receiver Justin Watson, because everybody thinks of Jalen Watson. They already said they're letting him go. So Justin Watson's number 84. I think. Yeah, I like him a lot. But he didn't get on the field much. So when I when he was on the field making catches, it was great. But apparently they don't see enough in him.

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No, no, they already said that. Yeah. Well, they didn't say it's been all over that like, well, they're not really offering to make things. Yeah, sometimes it gets pretty obvious. Yeah, yeah, they're saying without saying, you know, kind of like you come home and your golf clubs are in the fucking driveway. That's saying without saying something's really wrong here. I'm going to rent a hotel room for sale sign in the yard.

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Something's going wrong. Okay, right back or some jp Ryan. I love the guy. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, man, I mean, I discussed this with the boss yesterday. He said, well, he's a he's a good catch. You got someone that can catch the ball. But I'm saying third and fourth down specialist to at this point, the way he was doing it last year. Yeah. So yeah, he's definitely got a lot to offer this team.

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Yeah, I don't want him doing it for this team rather than another team. No, me neither. LS. What is that? Long snapper. Long snapper. Yep. James Winchester. I think he's been around for I know. Yeah, I think they're going to keep them. There's a league minimum based on your position and how many years you've been in the league. But for long snapper, I don't think it's all that high. No, it's not gonna make any difference at all. I know.

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I don't think the next one. Joshua or J or Shea, I think is how they Oh, yeah. Yeah. They got him from Seattle. Yeah, I saw little flashes last year, but not much. Not enough to go on. Yeah. Next one. Defensive tackle Mike Pennell. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you can keep them, I say you try to I'd like to. What do you say?

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I like Pennell I saw enough of them last year and heard his name enough times making good plays. I would like to see them bring him back and give him give him another chance to make the team. I would I think he's because I think he can make the team. I think he's he's definitely.

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There's a talent that you can tell. Yeah. And for as much as you don't have to pay him. He's he's going to be a bargain. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. 100%. And I think they will. I think they will retain him. He's one of the ones that are obtainable. And I think that's how they're going to have to go with their defenses and some of these guys like Pennell and Connor. These guys are going to step up while they get people behind them. Drafted. So it's the way it's been working. So.

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Yeah, it's a valid way to do it. I mean, how can I question him? Yeah, like how many Super Bowls they've made it to? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not a guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, six out of seven Super Bowls is not a guy. No, is it five? No, five out of six Super Bowl. So like that. Yeah.

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Winning three of them. Not a dynasty. How many teams you think would refuse to change places with the Chiefs right now? Zero. They all would take what we have. Yes. So anyhow. At least up this point. Yeah, from this point forward, it's anyone's guess. Yeah, I like that. I have no reason to believe that they're not going to figure this out like they did before. I remember last year like how are we going to replace Snead? You know, how are we going to do this? They did. Yeah.

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Okay, Juju Smith Schuster, of course, he's a wide receiver. I like him because he's a decent blocker and he can get open. Yeah. He can get open in critical situations too. It depends on how much he wants. I mean, they let him walk and he went to the Patriots and he had an injury and did horribly. He came back and had a decent season. This year we took him back after the Patriots cut him at the first of the year. If you can get him for nothing, grab him, keep him. Yeah.

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If nothing else, he's a good solid veteran for these younger guys. This next one, we both know how we feel about this. And I mean, too bad Pacheco's contract isn't up. Well, you're getting him for not much. So anyhow, cream hunt. Sign him. Sign him. Sign him. Yes. Like we're talking before, his body style is built for that type of running. Yeah. Pacheco is not.

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Pacheco is going to have some exciting years and then he's going to have all those injuries that pile up on him and he's going to just fall away. The problem is I don't even think he had an exciting year. Not according to me. No, not this past year. No, no. In the year before he didn't even get a thousand yards. Everybody's all high on him. I always thought, well, he looks like a little bit above average runner. Yeah. So anyhow, to me. Yeah. I like that every down back. He's not necessarily in there every down, but he could be. Yeah. With Pacheco, you put him in only in certain circumstances. Yeah.

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So you put him in only in certain circumstances where he could have success. Cause if you have him in there as your main runner, he's going to get stuffed over and over and over. Yep. And this is a case of management feeding everybody a line of shit. Yeah. Oh, this guy. Oh my God. You've got to see this Pacheco guy. Yeah. That's the whole NFL is every player is awesome and wonderful and has such a great backstory and they're all great kids. Yeah. Well, if they're all so wonderful, then it doesn't mean anything. Does it?

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No, no, no matter of fact, I am like really, really cynical anymore. Yeah. If I hear somebody's great. I'm like, hold on. Yeah. We're, we're starting to, we're starting to learn to recognize the propaganda when we hear it. Yes. Wide receiver, McCole Hardman. You could probably get it for nothing. Do you keep him on special teams? I mean, we got. He's the cook return. Well, yeah. Romulio is better kick return at this point. So I think I'd be okay. Look, I would. Yeah. Yeah. He's a great guy. He's a great guy.

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letting Nicole go? Yeah I think you're gonna have to and if nothing else a

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roster spot. Yeah. Restricted ones are tight end Jody Forstein. He keeps

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leaving and coming back they're just really not sure about him. Does nothing

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for me. I heard the name and I'm like okay. He's made a few plays here and

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there but that's it. I'm just gonna go through these really quick because

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they're really nothing much. Quarterback Nahid Johnson, quarterback Keith Taylor,

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Jack Cochran, linebacker Malik Herring, defensive end, Mike Kelly Endo, guard,

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also a comedian. Yeah. Yeah. I remember him. Yeah I'm so surprised at his age that he came back in

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football. Yeah it's pretty ballsy. Here's to you Mike. Okay Matt Erazia

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Ariza. How do they? The punter? Ariza? Yeah. That's it Ariza. Punters you can get. Yeah no big deal.

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Spencer Schrader, the filling guy. I don't even remember Spencer Schrader. He was the guy

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before the guy that replaced Buckner. Oh that's right. Yeah he come in and nailed a

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couple of key field goals to nail down a couple of victories for us. Yeah guys

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like that are always good to have in camp so your main kicker doesn't get

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worn out. Yes. Yeah and they'll probably keep him for that because he is a decent

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he's not a bad kicker. No. Not bad. Plus maybe some other team is willing to

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give you something for him. True. Yeah. Well their chiefs are really good at that.

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They're like put him on practice squad someone will want him. Yeah that's that's another

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great way to build your team. Yeah it really is and they've been perfect at

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that. I gotta give well I gotta give them a lot of credit on a lot of things but

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that's one of them. Anyhow you had something. I've got the top 25 free agents

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as of last night. Actually it's top 23 because the top two got got franchise

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tag late yesterday. Yeah. Number 25 we have Raiders safety Trevon Morick.

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Former second round draft pick. Four-year starter for the Raiders. Had

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104 tackles last season a couple interceptions and the Raiders still

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haven't signed him yet. So there's a good safety. That's a really good safety and

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they may have their eyes on him actually. Number 24 49ers linebacker

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Drake Greenlaw. Two years ago he tore his Achilles in the Super Bowl but then he

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came back last year. Had eight tackles versus the Rams late this season.

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I think he did that in the second quarter didn't he? Yeah yeah I've never seen

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Greenlaw's name a lot for San Francisco. Yeah I seem to think he's pretty solid. I

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know he tore his ACL but he should be better. Yeah but right now he's starting

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to just start to get the reputation of injury. No. So anyways the Jets defensive end

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Hassan Reddick. He refused to report after the Jets traded for him but then

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eventually played with a restructured contact. Only had one sack. Wow. But okay

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he's only 31 so he's got some years left. Each season between 20 and 23 he

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had double digit sacks and two Pro Bowl selections. That would be okay. So last

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season he was pissed and didn't do well so throw last season out. There's another

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good defensive end. Okay that guy right there are two things. If he wants a ring

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yeah and if he may be getting overlooked. Yeah. So those two things go together I

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can see the Chiefs grabbing him. Yeah I mean he 31 he'd be getting for another

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three years easy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh all right number 22 Texans wide receiver

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Stephon Diggs. No. No they restructured his contract right after trading for him

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which allowed him to become a free agent again this year. However he tore his ACL

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in week 8 didn't he? Yes he did. He'll be turning 32. He's a malcontent? Yeah so at

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32 coming back from an ACL. Being a wide receiver? No. Yeah I don't think so. Look I

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think he's gonna have some success but nothing like he did and also I don't

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like his attitude. Yeah I agree.

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21 Chargers defensive end Khalil Mack. Oh. He's considering retirement because

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he's about turn 34 but decided to come back. He's been defensive player of the

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year. Last season he had six sacks and made his ninth Pro Bowl. You're only

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gonna get one year from him. Yeah if you could sign him for the right money of

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course. Yeah I don't think the Chiefs need a DN that badly. No they're not gonna go for him.

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There are teams that do. Someone's gonna overpay for him because there's a

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lot of teams that need him badly right now. So it felt like one of those pigeons

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just flew over my head. It did. I didn't say anything. I could smell it. Oh you could smell it? I could smell the pigeon.

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Oh wow. They don't smell good. He's right over there now. He's balancing on a beam.

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All righty let's see. Number 20 Bills wide receiver Amari Cooper. I say no.

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Yeah. Do you think the Bills would resign him though? Maybe. Well I mean they still

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have these young receivers. I think they'd probably get him a one-year deal.

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Yeah he was hurt last year. Had 300 yards in eight games and he's gonna be 31.

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But he's had a 1,250 yard season a couple years ago. Oh he's very capable but I'm

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looking at everything else. I'm gonna say you know you have your own receivers

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and you can always pick up wide receivers. I think this is gonna command a

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little bit too much money and too risky. Yeah I agree. Boy he doesn't like our

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podcast does he? No he doesn't. All right number 19 Jets quarterback Aaron Rogers. He is a

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free agent. Yeah and supposedly he's not getting any interest. Yeah. I can't believe

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that. He apparently hasn't said definitely yes or no whether he wants to

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play and I think that's because he's safe in the face. He doesn't want to say yeah I

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want to play and then have no one pick him up. So he's judging to see if

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anyone's gonna pick him up and if no one does then he'll say yeah I didn't want

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to play because he's gonna be 42 this year. I can't believe like a team that

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really needs a quarterback. I mean you know who would be a good fit is Minnesota.

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Yeah yeah. I mean I know they would be oh he's another Brett Favre. Yeah. Well he

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spent two season with the Jets and he doesn't have a wiener pick. So no. Say what

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you want about Aaron Rogers. He's never stolen money from from the poor. From the

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poor. And that's not even allegedly. No that's true. So we don't have to say

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allegedly about Brett Favre. And I'll tell you what I mean that right there I can

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never look at him again the same. That's a dirty horrible person to me. Yeah yeah

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that's that's morally bankrupt. For a fucking volleyball team a girls volleyball

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team or was it a soccer team or something? One of those yeah a soccer

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volleyball. For that you're gonna take money out of kids that are starving's mouth. Especially

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since Brett had that money in the bank. He just didn't want to spend his own

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money. What a fucking asshole. What a creep. Yeah. Alright number 18 49ers corner

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Charvarius Ward. We remember him. Yeah I'm gonna give a no. They let him go the

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first time for a reason. And the reason was it okay from what I remember is he

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would give up a big play. That's true. That's true. He would do good here you

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know scrimmage to scrimmage but when you really needed it you know you really

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couldn't get that big play from him and he commanded too much money. He

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definitely can't guard the other team's number one receiver. No. And if they put

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their number one receiver on Ward he's gonna struggle all game. Yes and that's

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what they're doing to beat us a lot. So he got a three-year forty million dollar

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deal when he signed with the Niners but he's not gonna get that again. He's still

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under 30 and he has some time left but he's not good enough to command that

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again. No they generally don't come back on people like that. They let him go for

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a reason. Deemed him they were not worth it because if they were to sign him back

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then you know three years ago and said we think this guy's got an upside and we

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need to keep him it would be different. No. And part of the reason he got signed

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three years ago was because he was coming from the Chiefs who were having

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great success at that time. Yes. Yeah. So the reputation of the Chiefs helped him

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get that deal but now he doesn't. You got LG on the other side and who else was

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there? Reed. Sneed. Yeah that's what I was talking about. Ligeria Sneed. LG. Yeah.

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Okay. I'm sorry they've been calling they've been calling him LG on TV and

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radio and I just started calling him that. Like I know him. Hey LG shout out to you.

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And I'm trying to think of who the Chiefs slot corner has been but anyway.

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Slot corner. Teams don't necessarily have a slot corner the guy who comes in I

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mean remember when we got a guy named Fuller from Chicago. He was basically a

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Kendall. Kendall Fuller yeah. Yeah. He basically was going to cover the slot

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receiver. That was his big thing and that's what the Chiefs needed at the time.

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I don't know that that's really a thing anymore. I don't think it is either. Yeah.

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I think it's like you're in the middle you do it. Yeah. Yeah you get him. Because

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you know for a while slot receivers had certain routes that they were prone to

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run in certain ways. Now anybody runs anything. Yeah. Yeah it doesn't. Yeah.

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Can't be that predictable. It's really become a I'm gonna run straight down here

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down the sideline and you get it right to me in precision and that's it. Yeah.

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And nothing fancy. I mean that's the way I mean look at Buffalo but that's also

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one of their weaknesses too. Yeah. Yeah. So I think if they had a little bit

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better play calling sometimes if they could probably do a little bit better in

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the playoffs but you know what I'm glad they don't.

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All right next up we got number 17 is the Colts guard Will Fries or Will

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Fries I'm not sure how to pronounce. He's decent from what I remember but. Good

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pass strong run blocker pass protector but he totally destroyed his his leg last

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season in week five. Pass. He still you know will be good for some team but I

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don't need I don't think we need another injured offensive lineman. No. No. All

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right Eagles garden Mekki Bechtin. I don't recall seeing his name called very

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much. No they say ranked 20th among guards and

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pro football. Nah. And there's two per team so that means he's. Practice squad.

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Yeah he's out of the top ten. Yeah. Buccaneers wide receiver Chris Godwin.

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He's been around right. Yeah. He'll be 29 this season. 29? Mm-hmm. Well. But he had a

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dislocated ankle in week seven. I like him. And in 2021 tore his ACL. Oh.

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Starting to sound less. Well we don't we don't generally hire those older

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receivers that were the upper echelon. And look what how it burned us with

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Hollywood Brown and Deandre Hopkins. Yes. No they had to. The only reason we did

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it this year is because all our receivers went down. Yeah. If it wasn't for that we

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would not have done that. Next up is we talked about Chiefs linebacker Nick

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Bolton. More than a hundred tackles in three of his four seasons. I still like

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you I don't think the Chiefs are gonna resign him just because they don't want

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to spend the money. They can't it sucks. Yeah. It's a reality it's just like LG

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LJ. No no no. LF. Legerius name. Why do they call him LG? Oh L-Legerius. Yeah but

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it's spelled LJ with a J. Yeah that's why I'm not sure why they say LG. It must

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stand for something else. It has to. Oh well anyhow. Raiders defense event Malcolm

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Coons. He had a breakout season in 2023. Eight sacks. Then he suffered a torn ACL

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in practice. Practice? Not practice man. Practice. Not the game I love this. Practice. I'm sorry.

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Iverson. Is that the guy who did that? Yeah. Practice man. Yeah practice as Iverson.

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Anyway those layoffs was more. Go ahead. The injuries make him riskier but he's a

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good pass rusher but then again you know again Chiefs don't need another DN

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especially with injury history. The Eagles have linebacker Zach Bond. B-A-U-N.

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Went from a special team with the Saints to a first team all-pro with the Eagles.

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He got a one-year three and a half million deal to sign to the Eagles and

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now he's looking for a big payout.

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Now. Yeah. Now. I mean if you're gonna spend the money on him just keep Nick

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Bolton. Yeah yeah yeah. All right Rams O-Tackle Aleric Jackson was number 11

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but update he reached the three-year extension deal with the Rams. Okay. So he's out.

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Jets cornerback DJ Reed. He's in reputation of being the other cornerback

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opposite Sauce Gardner because he didn't get talked about but as they say he's a

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solid player. He'll be 29 this year. If you get him for the right money yeah. Yeah

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I think he's definitely someone you could help you. Vikings have a corner

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Brian Murphy Jr. Made his first Pro Bowl last season got six interceptions last

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season. Just turned 27 so there's another good corner. Yeah. He might be a good good

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one to put opposite Trent Mcduffey. Yeah yeah I think that would be that would be

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a nice fit. Yeah. That would be a nice fit. Hey we've traded Carson Wentz. You want

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another old quarterback? We got one. Just throw him in the mix. All right Dolphins

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safety Javan Holland that the Dolphins probably can't afford to bring back.

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Really good playmaking ability. Good with run support. He's only gonna be 25 so

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he's gonna be expensive. Yeah. So I think that knocks him out of the Chiefs

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contention. I think you're right. Which is why the Dolphins can't. Yeah I mean can't

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afford him. Yeah. Eagles got another DN Josh Sweatt. So they you know Eagles got

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two DNs. That's Keith's brother. Yeah. He was a decent player leading up to the

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Super Bowl. Had 11 sacks season in 2022 but he had a really big day in the

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Super Bowl. I think he got two sacks. He did. He'll be 28 this coming season which

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is good age to be and he's projected to go pretty pretty expensive. Yeah I mean

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like you I go back to Nick Bolton. He's our priority if we can sign him. Yeah. But

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I mean I know they're not this you know I know they're different players

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different positions but what I'm saying is is if you have that kind of money you

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got to stick with your guy. Yeah. But I think you know because of salary cap

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reasons he's gonna have to go or well they're not gonna have to they can't

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sign him. Yeah. And I got to thinking LJ is his nickname. LG is a laptop. Is a

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electronics. Oh yeah life's good. Yeah yeah yeah I think I got him mixed up. I

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just got to thinking when you said LJ and I was like okay it's LJ. We can't keep up

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with all these. It's not Ligarius. Buzzwords and catchphrases and so. I call him Ligarius.

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We pronounce his name anything we want. Yeah yeah that's right. Alright number six. Cowboys

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defensive tackle Osa Odegazua. Sorry if I mispronounced his name. He's

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projected to get a huge deal. Very disruptive D tackle. 60 quarterback

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pressures last season tied for fifth month amongst D tackles. He's only gonna be

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27 right before the season starts and the Cowboys are seriously considering

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putting a franchise tag on them. They probably will. Yeah. I mean they really

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have nothing over there why not. Yeah. Yeah. They got a big lump of shit and now

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they got a bigger lump of shit as the head coach. Yeah. Well you see Jimmy Jones retired from TV.

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Yeah yeah. So maybe he's like you know hey man I can coach again. I can coach again.

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I don't know he could barely broadcast. I know. He was really getting soft there. He really wasn't arguing and really I

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mean he slowed down a lot. I think he's inhaled so much hairspray from doing his

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hair. I think so. That has just kind of addled his brain a little bit. Yeah. He's got

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Clare All-Brain. Clare All-Brain. Yes. Aquanet. Aquanet brain. That's better. Both of them.

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Alright Ravens offensive tackle Ronnie Stanley. Now for a while it was the

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Chiefs were saying Trey Smith or Ronnie Stanley. They decided to franchise tag

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Trey Smith. Yeah so they're not gonna need him. Yeah. They say when Stanley plays he's a

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very good left tackle. Played all 17 games last season. In the eight seasons

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before that he's never played a full season. Hmm. I didn't know that. Wrong injury list. Nope. So that was the thing is he's a great

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tackle when he's on the field but the guys we have we already know that about

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some of them. Why are we gonna go get someone who might not work in the system

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Trey Smith. Trey Smith high draft pick. He worked out for us. We keep him. We're

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gonna keep him with the franchise tag. Yeah. And you know I thought they were

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gonna franchise Nick Bolton. I was kind of wondering that too. I guess they got

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Nick you gotta protect my homes. Yeah. First off. I'd say so. Okay. Number four Eagles

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D tackle Milton Williams. He was kind of overshadowed by his teammates a little

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bit. Yeah. In the Super Bowl he had two sacks and was just totally dominant. Maybe he was

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the guy who sacked my homes twice. Well they sacked him like what eight times?

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God you're right. Yeah so yeah probably. Everybody got their share. Everybody got their share.

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They were just like handing them out. Here you want one you want a sack here.

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Hey come here you want a sack yeah. I haven't gotten my third sack yet. They

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get one that hurts. They get one Jalen hurts here. You want a sack here you go.

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They put him on on put him in as an edge rusher just for the hell of it. Yeah go

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get him. Go get him Jalen. But you know he's gonna go he's gonna go high. Yeah.

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I mean look at the Eagles they're gonna they got defensive end Josh Swed.

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Defensive tackle Milton Williams. I think they had another one on this list too.

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But there's two big key defensive linemen. Okay guard Mekki Bechtin. Mm-hmm.

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Linebacker Zach Bond. Uh-huh. So there's three on defense and one on offense that

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they've got assigned and all four of them are projected to get big contracts.

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Something's got to give there too. Something's got to give. Yeah. That's welcome to the

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celery cap. You know what though? Celery cap. Celery. The thing is this right here.

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This is what makes the NFL so good. Yeah. It sucks. You gotta let your good players

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go but I mean you wouldn't want to be like baseball. We would never see the

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lie today. Yeah I remember when Al Davis owner of the Raiders was mad at running

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back Marcus Allen for hiring an agent. Oh yeah. He signed him but he sat him on the bench and wouldn't play him.

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And under the old NFL rules the Raiders could have kept him and made him spend the rest of his career sitting on the bench.

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But under the new free agency rules that came in like in what the late 80s early 90s.

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Something like that I'd say early 90s. The first version was called Plan B free agency.

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I remember that. Plan B means something else man. Yeah. But anyway he was able to get out of the Raiders organization and continue a career.

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Yeah. So it's better for the players. Way better for the players to have a salary cap and free agency and all this movement.

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It kind of sucks for the fans when your city gets a good team put together but they need to get paid.

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Look at what they're sacrificing to play this game to entertain us. And Al Davis had Bo Jackson until he got injured and couldn't play anymore.

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Yeah. All right. Number three on the list of free agents is the Vikings quarterback Sam Darnall.

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I don't know why he's ranked so high. I don't either. I really don't. So didn't they note a high note.

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They said his rating is he's been excellent for most of the 2024 season.

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There's a lot of desperation in quarterback around the league.

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It kind of showed last season that people are kind of taking it. Here he was finally in the good situation.

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See what he can do. But it's it's like it's a small sample of success.

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And those last two games were horrible. Yeah. Horrible. This is a case of what I've been saying all along.

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Sam Darnall became Sam Darnall. He did it against the lesser teams.

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But the upper echelon, the people you're playing in the playoffs. That's it. They can't do it.

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So Alex Smith, Trent Green. There are a lot of mediocre quarterbacks that just really get blown out in the playoffs.

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Playoffs. Yeah. It's yeah. It's an exposure kind of thing.

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Sam Darnall is not a guy that can take the team on his back and go, I'm going to win this for us. Yeah.

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That's it. He is what he is. And I don't know why he's number three, except, like you said, desperation for quarterback.

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I guess so. But I mean, he would be a good backup. Yeah.

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He'd be great mentor to a younger quarterback. But I don't think that's the role he wants to accept.

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He wants to start. Minnesota's going with their younger guy that got injured. The high round draft pick shit.

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What is his name? You're asking me. You know what? Good manner.

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This is what you get with the sports bastards. And it's early in the morning. Yes.

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Let me try this. Vikings back up quarterback.

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Nick Mullins and Daniel Jones. Oh, not Daniel Jones. Daniel Jones must have been Nick Mullins.

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I thought there's another guy in there. Oh, well, yes. Nick Mullins was solid when asked to jump in temporarily.

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OK. OK. And then Daniel Jones, they signed him just ahead of the playoffs. Playoffs.

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So Nick Mullins was the guy. OK. Oh, yeah.

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And Daniel Jones was like just sitting there because the Giants said, get the hell out.

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You take the place up. Yeah. They said, I'm available.

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No, no. That must be a horrible feeling.

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No kidding. Hey, hey. Calling your agent up every morning.

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OK. So who called? Nobody. Are you sure?

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Yeah. You sure the phone's working? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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We're talking on a right now.

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Look, maybe you didn't get the memo. I quit.

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All right. So the final top two were the Chiefs guard Trey Smith, which the Chiefs played a non-exclusive franchise tag on.

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And number one was Bengals wide receiver T. Higgins.

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We also got a franchise tag. Yeah. T. Higgins is not happy.

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No, no. And you know, the franchise tag will pay you a lot for that one year.

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But if you get injured, your career is done basically. Yeah.

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Because you got zero job security and no one's going to sign you.

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Well, I mean, T. Higgins, I mean, to me, it's indicative of that good team, but not great team.

344
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:21,360
Yeah. I mean, we're talking about Burrow and how he was talking about other, you know, other teammates.

345
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:26,560
You know, pissed off at my holes for taking a cap friendly deal with the Chiefs.

346
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,640
Yeah. T. Higgins mouthing off.

347
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,120
Chase, Chase always mouthing off.

348
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,520
I mean, you know, I mean, it's a bunch of eyes over there.

349
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:44,080
And this is no different. And, you know, we have the report cards of all these teams that the NFL,

350
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,840
T.A., the Players Association rated all their own teams. Yes.

351
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,800
And Bengals didn't come out so great.

352
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,680
No.

353
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,880
Anyway, we've got all 32, but of course, we can't go through all of them at once.

354
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:04,120
But what I figured we'd do is we just you do eight and I'll do eight.

355
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,600
And then next week we do the other that way.

356
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,240
But you pick whatever one you want and then I'll pick one.

357
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,000
We'll just do whatever we want to do.

358
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Chiefs are right there on top if you want them.

359
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,280
All right.

360
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,800
And then I think that's all the Chiefs.

361
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,200
Yeah, it's 11 pages per team.

362
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,720
Wow. And some of the that's only two.

363
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,520
Some of the ratings got got cut off.

364
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:36,600
So I tried to add them back in and then I tried to highlight some of the more interesting stuff.

365
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,400
Go ahead. So let me start with the number one team.

366
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,480
Let's just do it like that. We'll just grab one each.

367
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,240
All right. So number one is the Miami Dolphins.

368
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:49,440
They were number one last year ranked first out of 32.

369
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,480
So they made number one again this year. St. Tyreke.

370
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:58,600
Yeah. The Dolphins.

371
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,080
Each team is ranked in 11 categories.

372
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,760
Dolphins were number one in seven out of the 11 categories.

373
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Teams players love to play for the Dolphins.

374
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:12,760
Wow. They just love it.

375
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,360
Let's see. They talk about their game day locker room,

376
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,200
but stadium locker room is not evaluated in these surveys.

377
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:28,880
So I didn't know they had separate game day locker rooms and stadium locker rooms.

378
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,560
That's interesting though.

379
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,000
I guess stadium locker room is like for everyday practice stuff.

380
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,200
And then game day is set up specifically for the game.

381
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,960
Yeah. With more connectivity.

382
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,840
Yeah. Really about the only thing the Dolphins players complained about,

383
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,960
they would like a better home game hotel.

384
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,120
Because a lot of teams do that when you're doing a home game

385
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,720
or when it stays in the hotel the night before, just to keep consistency.

386
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,480
Well, yeah. Then they learn them all up and make sure they're all there.

387
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,960
And there you go. Yeah.

388
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,680
And they would like more sideline passes for family members before games.

389
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:10,800
OK. But the lowest rating that the Dolphins got in any category was A.

390
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,680
Wow. They got As and A pluses.

391
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,960
Training room, training staff, ownership, head coach, team travel, strength coaches,

392
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:24,200
weight room, treatment of families, food and duck, A and A plus all across the board.

393
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:29,400
The Dolphins are the example of how you run a franchise to make your players love it.

394
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,720
You see, there's one thing on there that kind of baffles me.

395
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:39,960
Most teams have a hotel that they have on retainer for when the teams are in home.

396
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,560
Definitely they don't?

397
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,000
Um. Or they just don't like the hotel that's on retainer?

398
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,680
Yeah. It's the hotel that they always use before home games.

399
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,440
Oh, that's it. OK. They say they don't like it.

400
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,920
They like a better one. It's not like it's just like super horrible.

401
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,040
It's just OK. I took it wrong.

402
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,240
I thought like their ability to sign a good hotel or something.

403
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:04,760
Oh, no, it's the one they chose. OK.

404
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,280
Um, well, I'm going to go into the Chiefs.

405
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,760
The overall ranking was 26 out of 32 teams.

406
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,840
The Chiefs have been scoring near the bottom quite a bit.

407
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,600
They have been for quite a bit, but it doesn't seem to matter.

408
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,960
Yeah. So. OK.

409
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:26,480
So it seems to me like they're taking significant strides in multiple areas is what this is saying.

410
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,120
That's good, because they've been needing improvement for many years.

411
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:35,280
They improved the food program grade in a dramatic increase in their nutritional list

412
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,200
and dietitians score from an F last year to an A minus.

413
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,880
Wow, that's big. Yeah. F on food last year.

414
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,960
Yeah. They have fucking what?

415
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,600
Jalapeno poppers. Prison food. Prison food.

416
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,360
What's this? It's called polenta. What the fuck is that?

417
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,680
Well, it's kind of like corn. Just shut up and eat it.

418
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,720
OK. Players continue to express the need for renovation upgrades.

419
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:07,440
See Johnson County players also want a new home game hotel.

420
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Oh, they want a new home game hotel.

421
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,880
Yeah, they said the one they got is nasty.

422
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,120
Yeah. Ranked slowest in the league. Yeah.

423
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,480
I wonder which one it is.

424
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,120
It's probably that Drury Inn that's up there. Oh, yeah.

425
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,800
Maybe they take him down the road to La Quinta.

426
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:28,880
Oh, yeah. La Quinta, where the dump where the bums take a shit on the front step.

427
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,160
All right.

428
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:36,000
Treatment of families, they got a B minus 15th through dining B 16th.

429
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,360
Nutritional dietitian A and it's fifth.

430
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,600
Training staff C 28 points. That surprises me.

431
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,920
That was that was dead last last year. Training staff.

432
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,480
How does that work? They go to the Super Bowl consistently,

433
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,000
but their training staff is horrible.

434
00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:00,000
The complaint last year for the chiefs training staff was they didn't care about our issues.

435
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,040
They they treated us like we were cry babies.

436
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,920
There's no follow up.

437
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,400
Totally bad attitude.

438
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,520
And it got to the point where when guys were hurt,

439
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,640
they just didn't even go to the training staff because they were just going to get humiliated.

440
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,920
Wow. So they just quit going.

441
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,840
OK. That's pretty bad.

442
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,440
Strength coaches B, their 24th.

443
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,720
Team travel B 21st. Head coach A plus.

444
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,760
A plus. Yeah, they were bandy. But they ranked fourth.

445
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,000
OK, that's all right. All right.

446
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Overship C minus. That's actually an improvement.

447
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,520
Last year was a low D. Everybody loves Clark Hunt.

448
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,280
That's the propaganda we're told, but they really don't.

449
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,560
He's super, super cheap.

450
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:51,960
Just super, super cheap and apparently just doesn't even want to know the players because they're beneath them.

451
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:58,400
We see all the happy propaganda on camera, but these are the players in anonymous surveys.

452
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:04,000
I find this very surprising. Telling their union, this guy is not what they portray on TV.

453
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,880
OK. And they've been saying that for years.

454
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,560
So I believe the players. I do too.

455
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,960
I mean, why would they say, you know? Yeah.

456
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:17,640
OK. Treatment of families B minus and that's 15th out of 32 teams.

457
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:22,480
Yeah, most teams are pretty good at treating families with some notable exceptions.

458
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,640
You piss a mama off and that boy ain't signing with you yet.

459
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:30,560
No kidding. You piss a baby mama off. Oh, no, no, no, no.

460
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,920
She's going to raise his fucking raise his alimony.

461
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,480
Child support or whatever. OK.

462
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:45,240
Players rate the postgame family area 7.04 out of 10 ranking their 22nd out of 32 teams.

463
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:49,720
Food and dining area B. 16th out of 32 teams.

464
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:56,440
Kansas City Chiefs rate the taste of their team's food at 8.07 out of the 10, which is good.

465
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,280
And 18 out of 32, which is decent. Medium. Yeah.

466
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:06,640
Yeah. The rate the freshness of their food 8.22 out of 10.

467
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,040
A ranking of 19 out of 32. Yep.

468
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,880
The players rate their dining. I bet you a lot of that is like vegetables and fruits that we can't get fresh here.

469
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,600
Yeah. You know, like sit through this and stuff like that. True.

470
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:22,120
The players rate their dining area 9.02 out of 10.

471
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,040
And that is 10 out of 32 teams. So evidently, their dining room is nice.

472
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,120
Yeah. So they are improving. Yeah.

473
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:36,080
You know that there is a are you the one that told me this, that there's actually a house inside Arrowhead Stadium?

474
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,720
A house? No. I'll have to look at it. OK. All right.

475
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,200
We'll get that next time. There's a jail. Yeah.

476
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:49,080
There is a morgue where they can store bodies and there are sniper nests. Yes.

477
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,480
Didn't know about the house. Yeah. Interesting.

478
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,000
OK. Nutritionalist and dietitian. All right.

479
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:03,640
And it cut off the. Yeah. OK.

480
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,840
OK. I think it's fit that at 32 teams on here. Yeah, it's pretty good.

481
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:15,760
OK. Ninety two percent of players report that they get an individualized nutrition plan ranking chiefs eight out of 32, which is very good.

482
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:21,520
The players feel their team dietitian is very accessible, a ranking of 11 out of 32, which is fair.

483
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:26,200
Upper third. Yeah. The offseason.

484
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,160
Oh, 11. That is the upper third. Sorry. Yeah.

485
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:34,440
The offseason, the team hired a new full time dietitians were led to significant improvements.

486
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,440
Yeah. They hired him from the Jets. OK. All right.

487
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,520
Les Gassi in the locker room is what I really.

488
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,080
They took away the broccoli and shot up.

489
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,440
No more kale. Yeah.

490
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,240
Oh, that fake substance. Yeah.

491
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,960
That big joke they portrayed on man.

492
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,200
I still want to meet that guy and go, how in the world did I just said it was good?

493
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,360
Yeah. Everybody ran out and grabbed it.

494
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,240
They didn't question it.

495
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:06,320
Oh, it's good for you. And it tastes great, too. Oh, it does. It tastes great.

496
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,480
OK, I got to have it.

497
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,960
I should have told him dirt was good for him, man. I could have sold him out of dirt.

498
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,280
Now I got to come up with this garbage.

499
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,400
All right. Locker room D minus.

500
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,520
D minus or B minus? D. Oh, yeah.

501
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,800
Twenty eight. Locker room is just kind of sucky.

502
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,600
Twenty out of 32 teams. All right.

503
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,480
All right. Sixty three percent of the players feel they have enough room in their individual lockers.

504
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,640
A ranking of 28 out of 32. That's pretty low.

505
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,200
These are big men. They need room.

506
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,400
They do show the locker room and it does look pretty confined.

507
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,440
Yeah. Yeah. They're not much bigger than like a high school gym locker.

508
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,080
Yeah. I don't know why they don't make it bigger.

509
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,480
Yeah. Well, this is why they're cheap. Clark Hunt is cheap.

510
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,400
All right. Yes. Seventy percent of players, but not Jerry Jones cheap.

511
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,520
Yeah. Seventy percent of players feel the locker room size is an adequate rank

512
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,440
for the Chiefs 26 out of 32 teams.

513
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,920
Now the training room. Yeah. C minus. Yeah.

514
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,920
This is another surprise.

515
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,600
Because they are such a good team, you think their training would be superb.

516
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:19,520
I've heard most of the players do their weight training stuff elsewhere because they need better equipment.

517
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,320
OK. All right. Seventy eight percent of Chiefs players feel they have enough.

518
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,680
And that would go back to being cheap. Yeah.

519
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,360
Seventy eight percent of Chiefs players feel they have enough full time trainers,

520
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,080
ranking them 28 out of 32 teams.

521
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,360
Only 78 percent feel they have enough trainers. That's not good.

522
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:42,360
No. No. Seventy two percent of players feel they have enough full time physical therapists.

523
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,920
It's not good either. No. Twenty seven out of 32.

524
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,920
Training staff. They got to see.

525
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,080
Twenty eight out of 32 teams. That's still an improvement.

526
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,920
Yeah. I remember you telling me about that.

527
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,360
Seventy percent of Chiefs players report that they receive enough one on one training treatment,

528
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,680
ranking them 30 out of 32 teams.

529
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,640
Players feel that their training staff slightly contributes to their overall success,

530
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:14,320
ranking them 29 to 32. Slightly contributes.

531
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,440
Yeah. That's telling. Yeah.

532
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:23,520
All right. Next one. I'm not sure what it is because it didn't print out.

533
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,360
Well, they got a C plus, whatever it is.

534
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:35,480
Okay. Yeah. This website wanted to print their own disclaimer at the bottom of every page,

535
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,520
and it overwrote what was supposed to be there.

536
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,360
Yeah. I'm just going to go with what you have and highlight here.

537
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,640
Yeah. Feel they do not have enough space to train in their weight room.

538
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,520
So yeah, weight room. It was a weight room rating.

539
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,040
All right. Strength coaches beat.

540
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:53,480
And I believe that because they do have a lot of endurance because at the end of the game,

541
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:58,560
you always see the Chiefs normally rising and taking over the other team.

542
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,480
Yeah. All right. Their ranking is B. Like I said,

543
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,280
91% of players report that they get an individualized training plan for their

544
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,000
strength coaching staff, ranking them 21 out of 32.

545
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,680
Good deal.

546
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:15,000
The players feel their strength coaches moderately contribute to their overall success,

547
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
a rank of 29 out of 32.

548
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,840
Hmm. Still pretty low ranking, but I guess that's just because most teams feel that way,

549
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,640
so they're all kind of clustered there in the middle.

550
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,680
Yeah. This next one, I don't know what it is, but they got a B on it.

551
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:33,720
86% of the Chiefs players report having a comfortable amount of personal space on team flights.

552
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:34,640
Oh, team travel.

553
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,840
Okay. Ranking them 19 out of 32.

554
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:43,640
The players feel their team travel schedule is somewhat efficient, a rank of 8 out of 32 teams.

555
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,920
Players say their home game hotel is below standard.

556
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,360
The report is outdated.

557
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:53,280
Their beds are uncomfortable, and many players even keep their shoes in their rooms because of the floors.

558
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,040
Wow.

559
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,360
Sticky, dirty floors.

560
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:01,080
Especially in the bathroom are dirty and sticky.

561
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:01,760
Oh, that's so messy.

562
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,600
Leftover trash and previous occupants is also a common issue.

563
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,400
See, and you blame ownership for that. They're just cheaping out.

564
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,800
Yeah. Yeah. That is unacceptable to me.

565
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,280
Isn't it?

566
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:16,560
You make all this money. This should just be something you could take off your taxes for.

567
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,120
Yeah. Yeah.

568
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,680
Head coach, no surprise.

569
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,360
A plus.

570
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,920
All right. Let's go into this.

571
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:30,160
The players feel that Reid is highly receptive to locker room feedback on the team's needs.

572
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,240
Ranking them 13 out of 32 head coaches in the league.

573
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,120
Should have been higher.

574
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,520
Ownership, C minus.

575
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,480
6.61 out of 10.

576
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,240
Just above 500.

577
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:53,160
From the Chiefs players, a rank Clark Hunt as a good owner.

578
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:57,520
Okay, a ranking of 26 out of 32 owners in the league.

579
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:01,360
The players feel that Hunt moderately contributes to a positive team culture.

580
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,000
Moderately.

581
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,640
Moderately contributes.

582
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,960
Moderately.

583
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,200
The players feel that Hunt is committed to building a competitive team.

584
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,480
A rank of 17 out of 32 teams.

585
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,240
He did not do well on anything.

586
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,680
No. Yeah.

587
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,320
All right.

588
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,080
Kind of a shame.

589
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:22,480
Okay. They were 26th the overall ranking all together.

590
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,840
And that's pretty much it.

591
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,400
Yeah.

592
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,400
All right.

593
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,920
All right. I've got the Pittsburgh Steelers next.

594
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:37,840
Their overall ranking is 28 out of 32.

595
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,440
Head coach Mike Tomlin got high praise.

596
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,640
They made some positive changes.

597
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:51,240
They raised their family support grade from an F minus to a C minus.

598
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:55,560
When asked to identify top improvement areas, players mentioned the locker rooms,

599
00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:00,040
needs more attention, and the strength staff.

600
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,440
So here, let's start off here.

601
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,880
Treatment of families.

602
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,360
C minus.

603
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:13,000
This past season, they finally got a daycare for the players' kids.

604
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,920
Geez.

605
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,720
But they still have no family room.

606
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:20,400
There's nowhere for the family to be before games, during games, or after games.

607
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,440
That's horrible.

608
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:28,320
You know, all the players' wives and girlfriends and baby mamas have nowhere to go change their babies.

609
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,520
There's just no family room.

610
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,240
That's terrible.

611
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:33,600
Isn't it?

612
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:39,520
They are ranked 6.6 out of 10.

613
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,560
Food and dining, B minus.

614
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,120
Only about 8 out of 10 ranked.

615
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,720
The food is good.

616
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:50,120
The dining area is about 8 out of 10.

617
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,760
Let's see.

618
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:57,720
Nutrition and dietitian was about a B.

619
00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:02,120
The dietitian is not accessible enough, most players feel.

620
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:06,360
Only 71% of the players get the personalized nutrition plan.

621
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,480
Everybody else is like me.

622
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,480
You can get whatever you want.

623
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,600
Wow.

624
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,800
Locker room.

625
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,840
A lot of this stuff is just kind of baffling me.

626
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:13,280
Yeah.

627
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:13,800
Go ahead.

628
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,000
And this is not a really old stadium.

629
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,520
No, it's not.

630
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,480
Wow.

631
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:25,720
All right, locker room got a D. 70% of the players feel they have enough room.

632
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:28,120
30% don't.

633
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:28,640
Wow.

634
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,800
Yeah.

635
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:39,040
77% of the players feel the locker room is big enough, which means 23% don't.

636
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:43,360
And all players report that the locker room needs a renovation.

637
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,440
OK.

638
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,360
Training staff is a C plus.

639
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,000
85% feel they have enough full time trainers.

640
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,680
82% feel they have enough full time physical therapists.

641
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,920
74% feel they have enough hot tub space.

642
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,160
And 76% feel they have enough cold tub space.

643
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,880
So that means a quarter of your team is not getting into the hot tub and cold tub when

644
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:07,640
they need it.

645
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,640
I mean, you know, after a game, I think most people probably are into football.

646
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,600
No.

647
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,640
You need an ice bath.

648
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,360
No kidding.

649
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,720
You got to get down the swelling.

650
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,520
You hurt like hell.

651
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,320
So a lot of players have to go find, they have to go out of the stadium

652
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,160
and drive somewhere to get that.

653
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,480
That is unacceptable.

654
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,320
Isn't it?

655
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,520
I mean, that could be a deal breaker too.

656
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,840
I mean, honestly, really.

657
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,840
But you tune into the game on Sunday and the announcers are telling you how

658
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,480
wonderful everything is.

659
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,800
Everybody's happy and it's a great organization.

660
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,800
Oh, we spoke to Clark earlier.

661
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:43,880
And he's just so excited about this new stadium proposal.

662
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,360
Just in the never ending stream of propaganda.

663
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,200
Here are the players rating their own teams.

664
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,920
I think that's funny.

665
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:51,720
Weight room.

666
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,240
Pittsburgh got a C plus.

667
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:58,080
They feel their weight room is good quality.

668
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,760
But most players feel they don't have enough room for space.

669
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,120
Rate room is too small.

670
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:03,720
OK.

671
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,040
Because you know, you have five or six guys and they're flinging weights

672
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,680
around, you're banging into each other.

673
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,200
Well, some might notice these older stadiums all have smaller locker rooms,

674
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,520
it seems like so far.

675
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,680
And a lot of them were built that way intentionally to get the players to go

676
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,640
pay for their own gym memberships or buy their own equipment and do it at home.

677
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,560
This is less expense for the teams.

678
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,160
Yep.

679
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:24,660
Yeah.

680
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,000
Strength and training.

681
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:33,480
75% think they get an individualized plan.

682
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,680
And the players feel that their strength coaches slightly

683
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,560
contribute to their overall success.

684
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,040
They got a C minus.

685
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,400
Team travel gets a B plus.

686
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,560
They're doing that pretty well.

687
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,480
OK.

688
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,560
Coach gets an A. They say the coach is efficient with their time.

689
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,960
Not all coaches are.

690
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,560
Some coaches got a really bad rating for wasting a lot of the players' time.

691
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,520
Wow.

692
00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:01,960
And they feel that Tomlin is moderately receptive to locker room feedback.

693
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,000
Moderately?

694
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,160
Which ranks them 15 out of 32.

695
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:09,120
I find that interesting because he seems like the type of coach that would listen

696
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:09,920
to someone more.

697
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,720
Yeah, you'd think.

698
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,280
Ownership, D.

699
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:21,480
Owner aren't rooting the two is average rating for perceived willingness to invest.

700
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,360
Six out of 10 is the rating they get.

701
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,960
The players give them a six out of 10 for willingness to invest in the team.

702
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:28,480
Wow.

703
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,920
In the facilities.

704
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:35,800
They feel that he slightly contributes to a positive team culture.

705
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:41,280
And they feel that he is adequately committed to building a competitive team.

706
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:41,960
Wow.

707
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,600
Adequately committed.

708
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,200
Yeah.

709
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,600
So despite what they tell us on the surface, that's how the players feel

710
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,400
about the Pittsburgh Steelers.

711
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,240
That's not good.

712
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,560
See, that's what the players are telling their union.

713
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,280
This thing is still like, oh, it came out.

714
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,280
It came out.

715
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,760
Let's see if I can put a little wobble stopper over on this side, too.

716
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,360
Yeah, that rocks on.

717
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,080
There we go.

718
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,400
Yeah, you won't hear the clunk hopefully as much.

719
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:17,000
And you know, when I go back and relisten this, when I edit it, I'm like, oh, shit,

720
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,440
I should have realized that, but we don't hear it.

721
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:19,960
Yeah.

722
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,240
You're moving your elbows and the table moving.

723
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,880
You hear it on the recording, though.

724
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,640
Yeah.

725
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,080
So.

726
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:26,560
All right.

727
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,520
Let me pick another in here.

728
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:31,160
Let me get a really bad.

729
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,680
Oh, let me get a really good one here.

730
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,720
Oh, OK.

731
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,000
All right.

732
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,040
Las Vegas Raiders.

733
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:39,160
Ooh.

734
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,840
This surprised me.

735
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,600
Me, too.

736
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,200
Well, they do have a brand new stadium.

737
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,160
That helps.

738
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,000
OK, fourth out of 32 teams.

739
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:47,800
So.

740
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,320
People love playing for the Raiders.

741
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:51,960
OK.

742
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,240
Yeah.

743
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,000
Imagine.

744
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:54,480
Yeah.

745
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,400
All right.

746
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,880
No wonder Max Crosby is so friendly.

747
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,680
No, actually, he is pretty cool.

748
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,360
Him and Mahomes like each other.

749
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:03,680
Yeah.

750
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,200
It's funny.

751
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,480
You wouldn't guess it on the field.

752
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,360
They get in each other's face screaming at each other, pointing at each other.

753
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,640
But it tells you why Max Crosby is not in any big hurry to leave,

754
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,840
because he likes it there.

755
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,600
Yeah, he likes it.

756
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,360
Yeah.

757
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,960
I mean, they're losing, but he likes it there.

758
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:18,240
He's good.

759
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:18,760
All right.

760
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,480
The Raiders finished fourth in this year's report card,

761
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,400
with their state of the art facility ranking among the NFL's best,

762
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,080
I believe it.

763
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:25,400
Yeah.

764
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,880
Players have identified scheduling and time management

765
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:31,160
as key areas for improvement.

766
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:31,680
All right.

767
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,120
So Pete Carroll is going to be their coach next season,

768
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,600
it sounds like.

769
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:35,800
They're hopeful.

770
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,640
All right.

771
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,640
Treatment of families, they get a B plus, they're out of date.

772
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:43,920
Food, dining area, A, third.

773
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,680
Nutritionist, dietitian, A plus, first.

774
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:47,160
Nice.

775
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,600
That's how Max Crosby has such a nice waistline.

776
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:50,080
Yeah.

777
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:50,600
Yeah.

778
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,400
He's eating well.

779
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,720
Yeah, I always go, man, that guy's got a great waistline.

780
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,240
He must eat great.

781
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:55,960
All right.

782
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,560
Walker Room, A minus, seventh.

783
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,440
OK.

784
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,280
Weight room, A plus, fourth.

785
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,320
Strength coaches, A, fourth.

786
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,240
Travel team, team travel, A, second.

787
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,800
Head coach, A minus, 16.

788
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,280
Ownership, A, sixth.

789
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,200
That's pretty amazing.

790
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,360
There's nothing below A minus.

791
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,960
Yeah, there's pretty much nothing to complain about, is there?

792
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,160
Nope.

793
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:24,720
B plus, eighth out of 32 teams for treatment of families.

794
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,800
The Raiders provide daycare during home games

795
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,480
and family room during the home games.

796
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,640
We just talked about that.

797
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,840
Yeah.

798
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,800
The players feel that the team frequently

799
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:39,320
organizes family events, which ranks 12th out of 32 teams.

800
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,320
Food and dining, they rank in A, third out of 32 teams.

801
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:47,880
The Raiders rate the taste of their team's food, 9.15 out of 10.

802
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,560
Nice.

803
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,320
Yeah, ranking a four out of 32.

804
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:54,680
The rate of freshness of food, 9.38 out of 10.

805
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,600
Nice.

806
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,520
Or third out of 32.

807
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,200
The players rate their dining area at 9.58 out of 10,

808
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:06,440
ranking it second out of 32 team dining areas.

809
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,880
Not bad.

810
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,600
Nutritionist, dietitian.

811
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,080
Yeah.

812
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,560
Probably got cut off again.

813
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:14,080
It did.

814
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,400
98% of players report that they get an individualized nutrition

815
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,720
plan, so it's got to be up there.

816
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,760
Yeah, it's probably A.

817
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,560
The players feel that their team dietitian

818
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,040
is very accessible, ranking them two out of 30 seconds.

819
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,040
So they probably got an A plus.

820
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,520
They got an A area for us, yeah.

821
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:30,680
All right, locker room, A minus.

822
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,040
93% of players feel they have enough room

823
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:37,040
in their individual lockers, a ranking of 12 out of 32.

824
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,520
100% of players feel the locker room size is adequate,

825
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,680
making the Raiders one of the five teams in that field

826
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,520
with a perfect score.

827
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,600
Wow.

828
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,360
Training room.

829
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,680
Once the Raiders get their crap together and start winning,

830
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,640
they're going to have no trouble signing free agents,

831
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,000
because they got all this.

832
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,720
We've got two huge problems.

833
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:56,360
Yeah.

834
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,720
Pete Carroll and Tom Brady.

835
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,240
Yeah.

836
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:00,720
Yeah.

837
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:05,680
That team's going to turn around sooner than later.

838
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:08,360
All right, locker room, A minus.

839
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,560
93% of players feel they have enough room

840
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,520
in individual lockers, a ranking of 12 out of 32.

841
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,840
Wait a minute, I already did that.

842
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,360
Training room.

843
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,800
Doesn't say the rating, but anyhow.

844
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,080
95% of Raiders feel they have enough full-time trainers,

845
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,840
ranking them six out of 32.

846
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,400
Yeah.

847
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,120
Yeah.

848
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,320
96% of players feel they have enough full-time physical

849
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,600
therapists, ranking them three out of 32.

850
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,480
97% of players feel they have enough hot tub space,

851
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,440
ranking them seven out of 32.

852
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,520
93% of players feel they have enough cold tub space,

853
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:41,760
ranking them nine out of 32.

854
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,280
The Chiefs could take a book out of that.

855
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:44,120
Yeah.

856
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,360
All right.

857
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,600
Training staff, A minus.

858
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,360
91% of Raiders players report that they're

859
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,280
receiving enough one-on-one training treatment,

860
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,480
ranking them seven out of 32.

861
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,520
The players feel the training staff moderately

862
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,440
contributes to their overall success,

863
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,560
ranking them four out of 32.

864
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,760
All right.

865
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,360
Next one I'm not sure is an A plus.

866
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,320
The players feel that the weight room equipment

867
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:08,920
is high quality.

868
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,600
Weight room, OK.

869
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,040
Yep.

870
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,680
And the players feel they have more than enough space

871
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,960
to train in their weight room, ranking them five out of 32.

872
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,280
Strength coaches, they get an A. 96% of players

873
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:24,120
feel they get individualized training plan,

874
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,520
marking them nine out of 32.

875
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,920
And players feel strength coaches significantly

876
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,680
contribute to their overall success.

877
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,320
Isn't that awesome?

878
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,640
Significantly contribute.

879
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,680
Significantly, and that is a three out of 32.

880
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,640
Next one we'll figure out in a minute.

881
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:41,400
A. 100% of the Raiders report having a comfortable amount

882
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,160
of personal space on team flights.

883
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,760
Oh, team travel.

884
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,600
The players feel their team travel schedule

885
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,680
is somewhat efficient, ranking them 10 out of 32.

886
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,640
And they got a perfect score on their flights.

887
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,400
Which is, I mean, that's hard to do, isn't it?

888
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:55,920
Yeah.

889
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,520
Especially since you're basically on a coast.

890
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,200
Yeah.

891
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,560
All right, head coach, A minus.

892
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,200
All right, well now I guess, or are they talking about a?

893
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,400
I think these were done at the end of the season.

894
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,360
OK, so they've been talking about what's

895
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,400
the same that got fired?

896
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:14,920
Yeah.

897
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,520
Yeah, the one they gave the recipe.

898
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,200
Yeah.

899
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:17,700
OK.

900
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,280
80% of Raiders feel that the former head coach, Antonio

901
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,560
Pierce, was efficient with her time, 25 out of 32.

902
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,000
Players felt that Pierce was highly

903
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,280
receptive to locker room feedback on the team's needs,

904
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:34,080
ranking them 8 out of 32.

905
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,960
A, on the next one, owner, OK, Mark Davis average rating

906
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,120
perceived willingness to invest in facilities,

907
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:46,520
9 out of 46, 9.46 out of 10.

908
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,760
The Raiders players ranked them 6 out of 32.

909
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:50,920
Owners, the players feel Davis significantly

910
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,320
contributes to a positive team culture, a rank out of 9 out

911
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,960
of 32.

912
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,440
And the players feel that Davis is extremely committed

913
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:02,160
to building a competitive team, a rank out of 13 out of 32.

914
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,960
Extremely committed.

915
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,120
You don't hear that.

916
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,360
The overall ranking is shut off here,

917
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,520
but I think we already went over that in the sports.

918
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,680
Yeah, it's on the first page.

919
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,640
Extremely committed.

920
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,520
Not too many teams say that about their ownership

921
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:16,520
of the franchise.

922
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,280
And I suggest maybe we do cut this in fourths.

923
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,240
Yeah.

924
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,160
We do 8, 8, 8, and 8.

925
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:22,880
Yeah.

926
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:26,840
So this will be my third one.

927
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,840
I've got the New England Patriots.

928
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,120
How fun was that?

929
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,160
31 out of 32.

930
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:36,480
Ooh, Robert Kraft is a fucking guy.

931
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:40,200
There's only one team under them.

932
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,080
Now, there are signs of progress.

933
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,280
Following last year's report, the owner

934
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,800
announced a $50 million investment in a new facility,

935
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:52,360
expected to open in 2026.

936
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,720
They got an F minus last year for treatment

937
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,520
of players' families.

938
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,760
So they made immediate improvements.

939
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,560
They hired staff members to manage family services.

940
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:05,440
And they finally added a family room and a daycare.

941
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,720
They had neither until last year.

942
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,680
Wow.

943
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:09,200
Yeah.

944
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,720
So the big bad Patriots with the dynasty all that time?

945
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,320
Yeah.

946
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,640
They say if you've got kids or family members, fuck you.

947
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,120
Wow.

948
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,960
That's what the Patriots were telling people.

949
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,240
Yeah.

950
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,880
Well, let's see.

951
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,280
Key facility issues remain.

952
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,880
They need to renovate the building,

953
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:31,320
cramped weight room, outdated locker rooms,

954
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,680
and can't wait to get to the T plane.

955
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,080
OK, treatment of families.

956
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,200
As I said, this year they just started offering daycare

957
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:45,480
during home games and a family room during home games.

958
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:49,040
Now, as you'll find out later, some teams actually

959
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:53,680
offer daycare but charge you per child.

960
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,280
Isn't that fucking stupid?

961
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,880
Wouldn't you just love to go to work

962
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,200
in a place that makes you pay because you

963
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,120
chose to reproduce?

964
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,120
I'd charge them to go talk to the press.

965
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,000
Isn't that awful?

966
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:04,760
Hang on, hang on.

967
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,360
Cut me my check and I'll go up there to the podium.

968
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,520
Wow.

969
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,640
So even with this improvement, they're

970
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:15,960
still rated 7.6 out of 10 on the post-game family area.

971
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:21,320
I don't know why, but.

972
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:26,280
Food and dining, C. They give their dining area

973
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,800
and freshness of food about a 7 out of 10.

974
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,120
OK.

975
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:34,240
Nutrition and dietitian, they got a B. 82%

976
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,680
they get an organized nutrition plan.

977
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,320
And the players feel that their dietitian

978
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:44,840
is moderately accessible, which still only ranks them 29 out

979
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,960
of 32.

980
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,280
OK.

981
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:50,800
Locker rooms, C minus.

982
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:55,320
73% feel they have an adequate size in the locker room,

983
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,200
means 27% don't.

984
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:57,720
Wow.

985
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,280
About the same percent said the locker rooms themselves

986
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,920
are too small.

987
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,960
The players want a bigger locker room with larger, more

988
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:07,400
functional lockers.

989
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,720
So that means the lockers themselves are crap.

990
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,160
One player says the current carpet looks dingy

991
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,400
and with pieces missing.

992
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,520
That is horrible.

993
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,280
Yeah.

994
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,960
Multi-billion dollar sports franchise,

995
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,480
and they've got crap carpet with missing chunks

996
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,440
in the team's own locker room.

997
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:24,520
That is wrong.

998
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,800
Isn't it?

999
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,800
See, we get this image on TV of how great things are

1000
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,040
and how shiny and terrific.

1001
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:30,960
Oh, now they've popped that old fucker up.

1002
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:31,640
Yeah.

1003
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,840
Oh, hey, look who it is.

1004
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:33,560
It's Robert Crapp.

1005
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,120
Oh, come on over here.

1006
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,880
You want to sit on my lap while we talk?

1007
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,520
I just love seeing behind the scenes to the crap

1008
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:41,920
they don't want you to know about.

1009
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:42,080
You know what?

1010
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:42,880
I'd love to see it.

1011
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,160
You know what, I'm going to whisper the other one off.

1012
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,520
You know that fucking idiot.

1013
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,360
Robert Crapp is going to come here and talk.

1014
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:50,400
Oh, you're fucking kidding.

1015
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:51,400
He smells.

1016
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:53,480
He smells like the last hooker he was with.

1017
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:57,600
Oh, fuck.

1018
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,640
How long is it for?

1019
01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,240
Three minutes.

1020
01:10:59,240 --> 01:10:59,920
Oh, thank god.

1021
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:00,840
That's it.

1022
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,400
I can hold my breath that long.

1023
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,360
Yeah.

1024
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,160
Training room, C minus.

1025
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,760
Only 75% of the players feel they have enough full-time

1026
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,120
trainers.

1027
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:15,800
Only 65% feel they have enough full-time physical therapists.

1028
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,840
Oh, OK.

1029
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,440
So there's over a third of your team that says,

1030
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,680
yeah, I can't get physical therapy.

1031
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:22,360
I need here.

1032
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,480
I need to go somewhere else.

1033
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,000
No wonder Tom Brady did his own.

1034
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:25,480
Mm-hmm.

1035
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,120
He had his own.

1036
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,320
He kind of had to, didn't he?

1037
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:27,760
Yeah, he did.

1038
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:28,440
Yeah.

1039
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,960
I thought it was because he was smart

1040
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:35,000
and just had other things going on, but yeah, necessity.

1041
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,280
Only 77% feel they have enough hot tub space.

1042
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:39,760
That's not good.

1043
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,640
That's a lot of players who've grown without.

1044
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:44,560
Only 79% feel they have enough cold tub space.

1045
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,200
That's not good.

1046
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,600
Overall, the players do not believe the training room

1047
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,960
has the breadth of equipment they expect of an NFL training

1048
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:52,520
room.

1049
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,680
Wow.

1050
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,240
They also want more physical training and staff.

1051
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,960
Do you find all this baffling?

1052
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,160
Yeah.

1053
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,320
All the money that's being made, is it just an oversight?

1054
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,320
They don't care?

1055
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,520
Or they're like, oh, that's a lie?

1056
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,280
I'm sure all these owners compare notes

1057
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,480
on how to cheap out and exactly how to do it

1058
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,440
and what works and what hasn't been working.

1059
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,400
And they all go home and try it with their team.

1060
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,920
And if it works, they keep cheaping out in that area.

1061
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,760
You're right.

1062
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,240
They all trade notes.

1063
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,160
And they call each other, hey, it's working.

1064
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,720
Thank you.

1065
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:25,000
I saved $750,000 last month.

1066
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,080
And all I had to do was kick their kids out into the cold.

1067
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,080
I'm going to have that money stuffed in my coffin

1068
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:30,720
when I die.

1069
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:35,640
OK.

1070
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:39,560
Training room, training staff, C plus.

1071
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:43,240
81% of the players feel they've seen enough one-on-one training

1072
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:47,800
treatment, which means 19% feel they don't.

1073
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,320
That's really not high enough, actually.

1074
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,840
It sounds good, but I mean, you're

1075
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,760
talking about stuff that's needed anyhow.

1076
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,880
Yeah.

1077
01:12:55,880 --> 01:13:00,440
And you figure there's about, what, 60 players on a team.

1078
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:04,440
So each player probably counts for like 1 and 1.5%.

1079
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:05,280
Probably, yeah.

1080
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,480
So that's a lot of players that don't.

1081
01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:11,640
20%, that's probably seven players.

1082
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,960
Yeah.

1083
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:13,720
That's not enough.

1084
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,960
I think anything less than 100% is a failure.

1085
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:17,920
Yeah.

1086
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,000
Let's see, seven.

1087
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,200
No, it'd be 10 players.

1088
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,200
10 players.

1089
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,440
OK.

1090
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:27,720
Anyway, players feel that their training staff slightly

1091
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:31,160
contributes to their overall success.

1092
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,480
Weight room, solid F.

1093
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:37,320
Players feel the weight room equipment is below average,

1094
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:38,600
ranking them dead last.

1095
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,920
Yeah, cinder blocks, I saw it.

1096
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,320
Also, the players feel they do not have enough space

1097
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,120
to train effectively.

1098
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,560
It's not that some didn't feel.

1099
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,040
It's like the players as a whole.

1100
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:50,560
That's not good.

1101
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,120
That's horrible.

1102
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,280
Ranks them 31 out of 32.

1103
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,440
So when they're all united in saying this sucks.

1104
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:59,160
They're all united saying this sucks.

1105
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:02,600
Straight coaches get a B. 89% feel

1106
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,640
they get an individualized training plan.

1107
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,880
And players overall feel that the strength coaches moderately

1108
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,000
contribute to their success.

1109
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,840
They're doing OK on the strength coaches.

1110
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:15,360
They just need to fix the weight room.

1111
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:22,000
Team travel, a flat F. 39% of the Patriots

1112
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,960
report having a comfortable amount of personal space.

1113
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,720
Only 39%.

1114
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:27,560
That is horrible.

1115
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,360
60% hate it.

1116
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:35,200
Players feel their team's travel schedule is not efficient,

1117
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,440
giving them rain of 30 out of 32,

1118
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:42,160
which means super late night flights, way too early flights,

1119
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:43,480
long layovers.

1120
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,400
Again, this team is cheaping out,

1121
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,440
trying to find the cheapest flights available,

1122
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:51,640
and it's hurrying up the players' schedule.

1123
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:55,600
The team, the players want an upgraded team plane.

1124
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,800
The current plane is too small.

1125
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,760
There's no Wi-Fi.

1126
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,440
And it's so old, the seats still have

1127
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:04,920
ashtrays in the armrests.

1128
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:09,120
That's how freaking old the plane is.

1129
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:13,080
This is players specifically responded saying, quote,

1130
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,200
our plane is the worst thing.

1131
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,320
Size, space, safety.

1132
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,800
So it is not conducive to preparedness

1133
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,160
for an athletic performance.

1134
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,560
They're basically the same plane?

1135
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,360
Yeah, the team owns the plane.

1136
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:25,320
Oh, I didn't know that.

1137
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,240
Yeah.

1138
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,160
Anyhow, go ahead.

1139
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,720
So the team is telling them that when we get on that plane

1140
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,200
to fly to an away game, we're afraid for our lives.

1141
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,120
That's fucked up.

1142
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:36,280
We don't feel safe.

1143
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,040
It's ugly.

1144
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:38,320
It's an awful experience.

1145
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:41,360
And when we get there, it's more like, thank God we didn't die,

1146
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:43,720
instead of, all right, let's play the game.

1147
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,080
Ashtrays?

1148
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,280
Didn't that suck?

1149
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:46,800
No.

1150
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:47,440
Wow.

1151
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,360
So bad.

1152
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:53,240
Head coach for the Patriots gets a B plus.

1153
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:53,760
93.

1154
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:54,320
Who is it now?

1155
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,040
Gerard Mayo.

1156
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,480
Oh, it was Gerard Mayo.

1157
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,560
Yeah.

1158
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:02,480
93% felt that Mayo was very efficient with their time.

1159
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:05,720
Felt that Mayo was moderately receptive to locker room

1160
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:09,200
feedback on the team needs.

1161
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:14,120
Don't you bet the Jets are going to get really bad on those?

1162
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:14,880
Yes.

1163
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:19,480
Ownership of the Patriots, D. Owner Robert Kraft's

1164
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,760
average rating for perceived willingness to invest

1165
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:25,200
in the facilities is 6 out of 10.

1166
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:25,720
It's not good.

1167
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,000
Only 6 out of 10 players feel he's

1168
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,200
willing to invest in the facilities.

1169
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,280
Yeah, that's horrible.

1170
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,280
Yeah.

1171
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:35,200
The players feel that Kraft slightly contributes

1172
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,880
to a positive team culture.

1173
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,560
That's the most they're going to say.

1174
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,480
He slightly contributes to a positive team culture.

1175
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,520
He pretty much doesn't.

1176
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,080
Pretty much doesn't.

1177
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:49,720
That's like saying, you don't stink so bad today.

1178
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,560
Yeah.

1179
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,800
You still stink really bad, but just not as.

1180
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,560
And here's really telling one, the players

1181
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,680
feel that Kraft is somewhat committed

1182
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:01,120
to building a competitive team.

1183
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,640
That's not good at all.

1184
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,640
Not to winning, not to a Super Bowl, a competitive team.

1185
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,160
How do you land any free agents?

1186
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,240
He's just somewhat willing.

1187
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:08,720
Yeah.

1188
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,240
They're one of those teams that have

1189
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,520
to overpay for a free agent now because of those.

1190
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:17,080
It really sounds like Robert Kraft is coasting.

1191
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:18,480
They need to get him out of there.

1192
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:19,000
I think so.

1193
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,280
I think every year they need a review panel of all the owners

1194
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,240
and decide who's fucking up and who isn't.

1195
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:28,880
And then give them a couple of years to straighten it out.

1196
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,880
And if they don't, then you will have the team taken away from them.

1197
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,600
Oh, I'll like your next one.

1198
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,080
Up till now, Kraft has been pretty important

1199
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,760
in some of the committees within the league office,

1200
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,200
the competition committee, and the rules committee,

1201
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,440
and some other things.

1202
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:44,960
But I don't know.

1203
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,400
At some point, he's going to be an embarrassment to the league.

1204
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,360
The league.

1205
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,360
Isn't he already kind of?

1206
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,640
He really is.

1207
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,480
What's funny, 30 years ago, the league

1208
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,000
was like the owners are kings.

1209
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:55,680
They're gods.

1210
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:56,680
We protect them.

1211
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:59,080
Now I think the NFL is thinking, you know what?

1212
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,480
If this owner is fucking up things for the rest of us,

1213
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:03,720
let's run his ass out and get someone in here

1214
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:06,280
who's willing to invest to make things better.

1215
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,760
Yep.

1216
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:08,240
All right.

1217
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:08,760
Excuse me.

1218
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,260
Anyways.

1219
01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:14,280
I got Atlanta, the Falcons, and they're third out of 32 teams.

1220
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,360
Yeah, I was surprised at how high they're ranked.

1221
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:19,880
So am I. The Atlanta Falcons saw the biggest improvement

1222
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:24,000
in their players' assessments, revamped weight room, locker

1223
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,080
room, and dining area.

1224
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,920
Very complimentary about the newly hired head coach,

1225
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,320
strength coach, two key improvement areas,

1226
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,320
one additional physical therapist in the training room,

1227
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,800
and better ventilation in the new locker room bathrooms.

1228
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,760
That's very important.

1229
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,260
Oh, yeah.

1230
01:18:39,260 --> 01:18:41,640
I want to go around smelling shit.

1231
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,120
That cracked me up in a rift.

1232
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:48,200
The team's like, better ventilation in the bathrooms, man.

1233
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,320
I remember reading when the Falcons entered the league

1234
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:57,880
in 1967, they were super cheap doing things on a shoestring.

1235
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:02,880
The food service that they hired was the same

1236
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:05,640
that served a local penitentiary.

1237
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,800
So they were literally getting prison food.

1238
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,240
And the players were complaining.

1239
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:13,200
It's like, this meat is so tough, I can't even chew it.

1240
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,240
And the cooks are like, well, the inmates never complain.

1241
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:18,800
They couldn't.

1242
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,360
It's like, these are football players.

1243
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,440
They're not freaking inmates.

1244
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:24,720
So I'm glad to see the Falcons have changed

1245
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:25,920
their mind a little bit.

1246
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:26,800
That is good.

1247
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:29,040
They've done pretty good, it looks like.

1248
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,920
Nutrition, dietitian, A, locker room, A plus.

1249
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:37,640
Training room, a B. Training staff, A minus.

1250
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,200
Weight room, A plus.

1251
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,640
Strength coaches, A. Team travel, B plus.

1252
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,240
Well, they're going out at Hartford Airport.

1253
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:45,760
Oh, yeah.

1254
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:47,880
That's the dip.

1255
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,320
Head coach, A plus.

1256
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:51,200
They like him.

1257
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,640
Ownership, A plus.

1258
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:54,240
They like good old what's his name.

1259
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:54,960
Arthur Blank.

1260
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:58,880
Arthur Blank, yeah, the dancer.

1261
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:05,080
Treatment of families, A. See Tom Brady if you want.

1262
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:05,920
All right.

1263
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:09,600
The Falcons arrived daycare during home games and family

1264
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:12,560
room during home games.

1265
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:17,240
Players rate the post-game family area as 9.25 out of 10.

1266
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,400
Sweet.

1267
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,320
That's really good.

1268
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,320
Ranking number one out of 32 teams.

1269
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:25,120
First, the players feel the team frequently

1270
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:30,680
organizes family events, ranking six out of 32.

1271
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:31,160
All right.

1272
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:34,200
Some players express a desire for more daycare space

1273
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,800
on game days.

1274
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:38,480
All right.

1275
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:41,440
A for something, we'll get to it here.

1276
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:43,000
They're fifth out of 32 teams.

1277
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:47,920
The Atlanta Falcons rate the taste of their team's food 9.10

1278
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,440
out of 10.

1279
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,880
Ranking fifth out of 32.

1280
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:54,360
They rate the freshness as 9.20 out of 10,

1281
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,600
ranking six out of 32.

1282
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,840
The players rate their dining area as 9.52 out of 10.

1283
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,760
And that makes it fourth out of 32 teams in the NFL.

1284
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:03,840
I want to go eat there.

1285
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:04,400
I do too.

1286
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:05,040
Yeah.

1287
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,360
Yeah, I mean, do you have to make reservations?

1288
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:07,960
Yeah.

1289
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,400
I mean, I'll wear Falcons gear to go

1290
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,160
eat there for the food segment.

1291
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,960
Sounds great to me.

1292
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:17,320
Sounds like they have candles and everything.

1293
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:18,760
They come out with a wine.

1294
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:19,160
Yeah.

1295
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,640
Yeah.

1296
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:21,120
Let's see.

1297
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:21,600
What else?

1298
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,480
The wait staff that pads around getting you

1299
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:24,400
everything you need.

1300
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,080
Yeah.

1301
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:28,000
Unobtrusively pouring from the left and taking from the right.

1302
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:28,500
Yes.

1303
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,720
Yeah.

1304
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,520
Giving you the proper salad fork.

1305
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,020
Yes.

1306
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:39,440
They even have a butler looking guys walking around.

1307
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,400
Is everything OK?

1308
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,240
Yeah.

1309
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:45,800
OK, A out of third out of 32 teams.

1310
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,040
And I don't know what it is, but we'll get that.

1311
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:51,480
That would be nutrition and dietitians.

1312
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,160
It is.

1313
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:53,520
All right.

1314
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:58,840
93% of players feel they get individualized nutrition plan

1315
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:02,520
ranking them Falcons seven out of 32 teams.

1316
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,160
Players rank the team dietitian as very accessible

1317
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,200
or ranking one out of 32 teams.

1318
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,520
The players are very complimentary to the team's

1319
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:15,080
direction saying he is the best I've ever worked with

1320
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:18,320
and wish he had more budget to work with.

1321
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,480
Well, that's pretty good.

1322
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,640
A plus.

1323
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,600
We'll get took out of second out of 32 teams.

1324
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,440
The locker room.

1325
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:27,960
Locker room.

1326
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:28,640
OK.

1327
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:31,320
97% of players feel they have enough room

1328
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:32,760
in their individual lockers.

1329
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,160
A rank four out of 32.

1330
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:38,680
100% of players feel the locker room size is adequate,

1331
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,440
making the Falcons one of five teams in the NFL

1332
01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:43,160
with a perfect score.

1333
01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,240
As mentioned in the overview, many players

1334
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,720
complain about a ventilation issue in the locker room.

1335
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:52,160
Because of persistent bad odor.

1336
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,240
Welcome to the club.

1337
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:55,000
Virtually every bathroom I ever walk in,

1338
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:58,920
if someone fucking laid a fucking big corn back,

1339
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,920
you're not breathing in there.

1340
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,000
Yeah, they leave a fucking stink brick that bad.

1341
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,240
You're not here and there.

1342
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,040
You're sniffers.

1343
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,520
Nobody can stink things up like my dog Sammy.

1344
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,480
Oh, jeez.

1345
01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:10,120
Oh my god.

1346
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:13,680
He waits until you come over and then he just farts nonstop.

1347
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:14,640
Oh god.

1348
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:16,680
Something about you just brings it out.

1349
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:17,800
I thought he liked me.

1350
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:18,640
He does.

1351
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,680
He wanted me to leave.

1352
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:23,960
I like you so hard, I'm going to fart at you.

1353
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,240
That's just sheer excitement.

1354
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,800
He is.

1355
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,240
He's a happy dog.

1356
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:30,680
Yeah, no, he's a great dog.

1357
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,800
All right, A plus.

1358
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,960
90% of players feel they have enough room

1359
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:39,400
in their individual lockers are ranking four out of 32 teams.

1360
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,680
100% of players, 100% of players feel the locker room size

1361
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,200
is adequate, making it one of five teams

1362
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,200
with a perfect score.

1363
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,320
Sweet.

1364
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:53,280
Training room, B. 12th out of 32 teams.

1365
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,720
96% of Falcons players feel they have enough full time trainers

1366
01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:00,320
ranking them three out of 32 teams.

1367
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:04,360
86% of players feel they have enough cold tub space

1368
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:07,200
ranking them 16 out of 32.

1369
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,840
86 is getting better, but man.

1370
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:11,520
Yeah, it sounds like a lot of teams just really,

1371
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,600
they have a space for four out of five players,

1372
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:14,440
but that's about it.

1373
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,960
Is it a deal where maybe 60% of them

1374
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:24,240
are really the only ones that needed that week for colder?

1375
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,280
And I suppose this sounds different on paper,

1376
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:28,400
but it works out.

1377
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:28,960
Yeah.

1378
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,760
Yeah, it sounds like they're planning

1379
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,320
for the occasional use.

1380
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,440
They have enough for just regular use,

1381
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:37,880
but after a game or a hard practice,

1382
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:39,440
then they're overwhelmed and they don't have enough.

1383
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:42,320
Yeah, I think that's probably what it's about.

1384
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:43,160
All right.

1385
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:47,520
Training staff, A minus.

1386
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,600
91% of Falcons players feel they receive enough one

1387
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:54,920
on one training treatment ranking them eight out of 32 teams.

1388
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:56,880
Players believe the training staff moderately

1389
01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:58,760
contributes to their overall success,

1390
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,800
ranking them three out of 32.

1391
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:01,720
That's really good.

1392
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:03,240
That's really good.

1393
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,560
Weight room is A plus.

1394
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,060
Wow.

1395
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:13,040
And if I can get to the page here,

1396
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:16,080
players believe the weight room equipment is high quality,

1397
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:17,800
ranking them one out of 32 teams.

1398
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:18,640
Man, they've turned everything around.

1399
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,840
They must have spent money.

1400
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:21,720
Yeah, they had to.

1401
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,400
The Falcons players feel they have more than enough space,

1402
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,920
ranking them one out of 32 on space.

1403
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:28,080
Nice.

1404
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:32,520
Strength coaches, A, seven out of 32.

1405
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:37,000
95% of players feel they get an individualized training plan

1406
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,040
in their strength coaching staff,

1407
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:42,280
ranking them 16 out of 32.

1408
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:44,640
The Falcons players feel their strength coaches

1409
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,720
significantly contribute to their overall success,

1410
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:50,080
are ranked five out of 32.

1411
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:52,440
The players are very complimentary of their new staff

1412
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:56,760
compared to the previous one saying they do an excellent job.

1413
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:58,600
100% better is what they say.

1414
01:25:58,600 --> 01:25:59,480
Wow.

1415
01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,440
Well, they had nowhere to go but up, right?

1416
01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:03,720
Apparently.

1417
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:05,760
The next one, I'm not sure, but we'll get to it.

1418
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:06,760
80%.

1419
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,440
That should be strength coaches.

1420
01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:09,360
OK.

1421
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:12,520
86% of Falcons players feel they have a comfortable amount

1422
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,440
of personal space on team flights.

1423
01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:15,480
Oh, team travel, sorry.

1424
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:16,400
OK.

1425
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,760
All right, 18 out of 32.

1426
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,760
Players believe their team travel schedule

1427
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:22,360
is very efficient, ranking them second out of 32.

1428
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:25,200
And they're going out of Hartfield Airport.

1429
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,000
Hartfield, Atlanta Hartfield.

1430
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,280
Super busy airspace.

1431
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:29,040
It's horrible.

1432
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,640
Yeah.

1433
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:33,840
Yeah, unless it was for work and I had to,

1434
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:36,120
I would always, if I saw a layover in Atlanta,

1435
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,200
I would be like, no.

1436
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,200
My uncle was an air traffic controller,

1437
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,080
and he said he never, ever, ever wanted to work in Atlanta.

1438
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:44,040
Yeah, that place is horrible.

1439
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:44,920
And he worked Miami.

1440
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:48,720
And he's like, I can work Miami, but I can't work Atlanta.

1441
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,560
Yeah, that thing is horrible.

1442
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:55,320
Miami's bad, too, but not as bad as Atlanta.

1443
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:55,820
Yeah.

1444
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:02,720
So head coach.

1445
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:04,520
I knew a guy like that in high school.

1446
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,640
Me too.

1447
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,800
Me too.

1448
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,760
He turned out to be a loser.

1449
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:13,400
All right, A plus.

1450
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:16,200
Second at one hard to predict, though.

1451
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:19,280
Second out of 32 teams on head coach.

1452
01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,960
10% of Falcon players believe head coach Raheem Morris

1453
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:24,840
is efficient with their time.

1454
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,240
Players feel Morris is highly receptive to locker room

1455
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:29,040
feedback and the team's need.

1456
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,880
He ranks second out of 32 head coaches in the league.

1457
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:37,800
I guess this is the owner, I think, A plus.

1458
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:41,040
Owner Arthur Blanks average, except while dancing

1459
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:43,640
on the sideline, grating for perceived willingness

1460
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,040
to invest in facilities.

1461
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,040
Nine out of eight.

1462
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,640
I just don't let that shit go.

1463
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,440
Sorry.

1464
01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:51,160
Nine out of 18.

1465
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,760
9.82 out of 10.

1466
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,280
He had to be drunk off his ass.

1467
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:55,680
He had to have been.

1468
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,920
And then when he woke up, what did I do?

1469
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:59,480
Oh my god, what did I do?

1470
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,040
Oh my.

1471
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,520
Oh.

1472
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,400
Can you take that down off the internet?

1473
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,240
No, it doesn't work that way.

1474
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:05,920
No, no.

1475
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:07,440
There's too many people are posting.

1476
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:09,560
There's no way.

1477
01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:13,320
You'd be broke if we bought out everybody.

1478
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:17,320
Anyhow, the facilities ranking them three out of 32 owners

1479
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:19,040
in the league, the players believe

1480
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:21,120
that ownership significantly contributes

1481
01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:23,000
to a positive team culture.

1482
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,720
A rank two out of 32, he must have taught him how to dance.

1483
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:26,440
Yeah.

1484
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:27,480
Kind of.

1485
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:29,840
The players feel that ownership is extremely committed

1486
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:31,200
to build a competitive team.

1487
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:34,640
A rank two out of 32 in the NFL owners.

1488
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,200
Their overall ranking is third.

1489
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,760
And then I think after your next one,

1490
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:41,280
we got to go on to the music creeps,

1491
01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:45,000
because I have a 215 a point that they're talking about.

1492
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,040
Well, let me zip through the 49ers here.

1493
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:47,560
All righty.

1494
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:49,520
They got an overall ranking of eighth.

1495
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:51,640
OK.

1496
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:54,520
For their treatment of families.

1497
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,120
OK.

1498
01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:59,000
They offer daycare during home games,

1499
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:02,960
but they charge $40 per child.

1500
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:03,600
Wow.

1501
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:08,360
Only two teams charge per child, Niners or one of them.

1502
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:08,880
Wow.

1503
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:10,080
Yeah, it's weird.

1504
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:13,680
They provide a family home, a family room during home games.

1505
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:16,440
And the players rate the post-game family

1506
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:18,200
area 7.2 out of 10.

1507
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:19,640
So it's OK.

1508
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:20,880
Yeah.

1509
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:25,480
It just seems odd to me that a football team would make

1510
01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:28,160
their players pay for child care.

1511
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,600
Yeah.

1512
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,520
$40 a child, that's peanuts.

1513
01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:34,800
It's just like such a token amount.

1514
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,480
It's like insulting.

1515
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,920
Anyway, food and dining.

1516
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:45,840
49ers rate their team A. 9.24 in taste, 9.3 in freshness,

1517
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:49,280
and 9.5 in dining area, all out of 10.

1518
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:49,800
Wow.

1519
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,680
So they like it where they go to eat.

1520
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:53,120
That's good.

1521
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:57,000
Nutrition, NIST, and dietitian, 97% of the players

1522
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,800
should get an individualized plan.

1523
01:29:58,800 --> 01:29:59,640
That's a good one.

1524
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:04,240
They feel their team dietitian is very accessible.

1525
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:08,080
Locker room, they got a B. 94% and 92%

1526
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:11,680
approve of the locker size and the room size.

1527
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,400
So that's good for them.

1528
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,800
Training room, B minus.

1529
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,640
84% say they have enough full time trainers.

1530
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:22,600
87% feel they have enough full time physical therapists.

1531
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,160
So that's starting to sound pretty average.

1532
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:25,720
Yeah.

1533
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:27,240
Some teams do better, others don't.

1534
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:33,600
They do say that the sauna frequently breaks.

1535
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:36,240
And it's like the ice cream machine at McDonald's.

1536
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:37,320
Oh, it's broken.

1537
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,440
We can't make it.

1538
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,360
Anyway.

1539
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:44,840
He came back around and wasn't doing that anymore.

1540
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,880
I knew a guy in high school who used to walk on his toes

1541
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:49,720
like that and always carried his body

1542
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:52,160
like he's ready to attack.

1543
01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:55,720
That's someone who is very, very, very insecure.

1544
01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:58,440
He got his cannolis and now he's walking regular.

1545
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:00,720
Look.

1546
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:02,640
So he's probably doing it for our benefit.

1547
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:03,920
Yeah.

1548
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:04,680
Podcast on.

1549
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,280
Is that the douchebags?

1550
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:11,080
I think it is.

1551
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:12,880
I think so.

1552
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:15,920
So if any of you recognized his strut as he walked by.

1553
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:17,760
Yes.

1554
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:18,280
All right.

1555
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:20,280
Training staff, B minus.

1556
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:22,760
83% of the Niners players feel they

1557
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:25,400
receive enough one-on-one training.

1558
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,640
They feel the training staff slightly contributes

1559
01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:29,760
to their overall success.

1560
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:32,360
Weight room got an A minus.

1561
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:33,680
They have more than enough space.

1562
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:35,600
The equipment's good.

1563
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:38,040
Strength coaches got an A. They're really happy with it.

1564
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:39,640
They feel the strength coaches moderately

1565
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:40,960
contribute to their success.

1566
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:42,160
That's good.

1567
01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:45,000
Team travel, they gave an A minus.

1568
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,000
They say that the travel schedule's efficient

1569
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,080
and the playing's decent.

1570
01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:52,560
Head coach, they gave an A. Kyle Shanahan.

1571
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,880
They say he's moderately receptive to locker room

1572
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,320
feedback.

1573
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,800
Ownership, they gave an A minus.

1574
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,480
So the Niners are basically pretty happy.

1575
01:32:00,480 --> 01:32:02,400
Who owns them now?

1576
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:04,800
A guy named York.

1577
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,720
They say the players feel like York

1578
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:10,360
is significantly contributes to positive team culture.

1579
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:12,520
Dick York's great grandson.

1580
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:14,040
Yeah, see, when I printed these out,

1581
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,280
it kept cutting crap off.

1582
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,640
And I didn't want to play it again.

1583
01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:20,240
And they feel that he is extremely committed

1584
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:22,800
to building a competitive team.

1585
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:25,760
Remember, we heard one team, they're like, slightly,

1586
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:26,440
or sort of.

1587
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:27,440
Yeah, that's pretty good.

1588
01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:29,600
This one, they know he's extremely committed.

1589
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:33,560
So that will get your players to sign longer term contracts.

1590
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:35,680
Yeah, you look at your acquisitions.

1591
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:38,240
They're constantly trying to get that edge to win.

1592
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:39,240
Yeah.

1593
01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:43,040
All right, I guess this is going to be it for this sports

1594
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:43,520
bastard.

1595
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:45,000
It's going to be the ones you've done.

1596
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,280
We'll put a face down.

1597
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:47,880
Because of time constraints, we've

1598
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:49,400
got to get to the music creams.

1599
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:51,360
All righty.

1600
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,480
Let me hit stop, and then we'll hit start again.

1601
01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:54,480
Yep.

1602
01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:55,680
Sounds good.

1603
01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:57,240
You going to tell them to fuck off?

1604
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:58,480
Oh, yeah, everybody fuck off.

1605
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:21,120
All right.