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At least we admit it. 5 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better. 6 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Two Deucebags and a Microphone 7 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,000 We are... 8 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Casers 9 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Strange, but true. 10 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Veteran, skydiver Ivan Neuweyer was filming a parachuting lesson at 10,000 feet. 11 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Excited to film, he grabbed his camera and jumped from the plane. 12 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,000 In the video, everything went fine until the instructor and student opened their parachutes. 13 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:17,000 When Ivan opened his, he realized he had forgotten it. 14 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. 15 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 16 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I'm gonna get my bicycle. 17 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Oh my god. 18 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired. 19 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Mmhmm. 20 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,000 You watched the news. It was grim. 21 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Is it an apocalypse? Inevitable? 22 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:51,000 We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers. 23 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:56,000 We have post-apocalypse. 24 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,000 One of the most overlooked post-apocalypse need is first aid. 25 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Have several kits in metal canisters, one in your bunker and the rest buried near natural markers such as odd trees or natural clearings. 26 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Scars, salve, ointment, antibiotics, sutures, thread, needles, sharp knives and scissors should be in all of the kits. 27 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:31,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 28 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Why can't I use my toaster to toast ravioli? Or how about marshmallows? 29 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:43,000 This is bullshit. 30 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 31 00:03:50,000 --> 00:04:05,000 A California girl just got a license to carry a unicorn. 32 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Here at Two Douchebags and Microphone in an effort to not look sexist, we will occasionally have a female co-host laugh. 33 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Only she's not a co-host. She's going to be a recording. 34 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I am Mark here in Kansas City vicinity. 35 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:30,000 And I am Rob in Campton Missouri, Lake of the Ozarks. 36 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 That's right, the big bad Lake of the Ozarks. 37 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Missouri. 38 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Missouri, both of us. Yeah, I'm not on the Kansas side. I'm on the Missouri side. Barely, I'm a mile away from Kansas. 39 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Barely. Yeah, barely. 40 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I can spit on state line from here, but I'm not in Kansas. 41 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Even though sometimes my GPS tells me I'm in Kansas, I'm like, no I'm not. But, you know what, whatever. 42 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:57,000 So, great weather today. I'm pretty sure your weather down there was awesome too, wasn't it? 43 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh my God, yeah, we hit 70. 44 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Yeah, I think we hit like 71 today. I even got a little bit of a tan. I've been outside working. But I'll get to that here in a minute. 45 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I mean, I... 46 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,000 I don't know how you guys are getting warm for us. 47 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I don't know. It's a weird thing. It's just like we were colder than Alaska for most of the winter. 48 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Yeah. 49 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Yeah, that's, how that happens baffles me. But, you know, whatever. So anyhow. 50 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,000 You know, my phone saves my ass all the time, Rob. You know, I forgot about a doctor's appointment I made a half year ago. 51 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:39,000 But my phone didn't. You know, and I'm like perplexed. I'm sitting here thinking, my phone has to be wrong. 52 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I don't remember at all making this appointment for February. 53 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000 So, it took a little bit. I called the doctor's office and it was Monday yesterday. 54 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So, everybody knows that doctor's offices are just fucking packed on a Monday. 55 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,000 For the people who couldn't go over the weekend or whatever, you know. 56 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,000 So, I'm waiting on hold, waiting on hold, waiting on hold. And I'm not motherfucking them. They're great. 57 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 You know, they just had a lot of people there. And, you know, a lot of appointments. 58 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:11,000 So, anyhow, they confirmed it. They said, yep. So, my phone always schools me. 59 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Every time I fucking question it, it's always like, oh no, dumbass. You made the appointment. 60 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,000 And I remembered it and you didn't. So, you know, my phone leaves me feeling like a stupid ass. 61 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:29,000 So, you know, can you imagine life with the four smartphones now? I mean, honestly. 62 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Can you imagine reading like a paper map? A map, not nap. 63 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Wouldn't that be crazy reading a paper map like we're used to? 64 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I can still move. 65 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Well, I could too. But you have to pull over the side of the road and go, okay, here's that big interchange. 66 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Let's see. Okay. I need exit 472B. And it's going to be on the right side. 67 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I mean, you know, now you just look down. I mean, even map questions. 68 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Okay, yeah. Now with all the new roads, it's shut down. But back in the day, we'd keep driving. 69 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Yeah. And if not, then you found an exit and you turned around and you said, okay, all right. 70 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Well, you know what? Maybe I'll take a piss while I'm here. You know. 71 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Yeah, and then stop and ask somebody. 72 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Yeah. Yep. Yep. And it really hurts a man to do that. But we will if we have to. 73 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:34,000 So anyhow, MapQuest even sounds ridiculous now. Remember, you had to go to like a desktop and go print out MapQuest to find out where something was at. 74 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah. 75 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah. Now it's like, what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's all on my phone. 76 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:45,000 So anyhow, the weather is so nice that I barbecued some ribs Sunday night. 77 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,000 And now I have a brisket on with hickory, cherry and apple. 78 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:56,000 So anyhow, I had some apple, but it was city apple. Do you? I put it in the burn pile. 79 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Do you know? Are you familiar? I think you are, aren't you? 80 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Yeah. 81 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Okay. Okay. I didn't know this until a few years ago, but city hickory, cherry and apple are not good for smoking. 82 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:13,000 All the pollution makes it. No, it's horrible. And I always wondered how come that happened? 83 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Because sometimes you get some wood and it's obviously cherry or apple by the smell, by the texture of the bark and the limbs and all that. 84 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 But it would be bitter. And I'm like, I don't understand it. 85 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Maybe it's like something that got on it. But all the pollution makes the wood bitter and the meat doesn't taste as good. 86 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Actually, the meat doesn't taste good at all, really. 87 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Have you ever had some with the city hickory even? Yeah. It's not good meat. 88 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:47,000 It's kind of like a petroleum taste. 89 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, yeah. It's really bad tasting and it's unsavable. I mean, to me, even if you load it full of sauce, it's still horrible. 90 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:05,000 So anyhow, so I had some city apple that somebody sold me and I didn't realize it was city apple until after I ruined some meat, a couple of ribs. 91 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Thank God it wasn't a huge brisket. But I am like, man, this stuff is horrible. 92 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:17,000 And I got to looking at it and city apple especially has kind of a, what would you say, like a dotted grain to it? 93 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Something like that. Yeah, yeah. That'd be a good way. Yeah. Kind of like a dotted grain. 94 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:31,000 And I'm like, oh shit, they sold me city apple. So anyhow, I had to, I put it in the burn pile and it's going to be burnt. 95 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:41,000 I didn't get a chance to burn it yet. So, but anyhow, and I'm not a fan of that brush, brush bullshit mesquite either. 96 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Texas thinks that shit is so good. But that stuff is using, it's worse than using newspaper to smoke your food. 97 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:55,000 You could take like a big newspaper and cook a brisket over newspaper and it would taste better than that fucking mesquite. 98 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:02,000 You know what I think happened? Oh, go ahead. Well, I like the mesquite taste. Do you really? 99 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Okay. Well, evidently other people do. Here's what I thought happened. I don't like it so much. 100 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Well, they say, they say if you put the right spice on it and then you put a sweet sauce that the mesquite works. 101 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:28,000 So maybe I'm just not being fair. Here's what I thought happened. I thought a developer in Texas was trying to find a way to get rid of his brush. 102 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Because that's what mesquite is. It's a brush. It's not like a tree. It's more like a brush. 103 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And I thought, you know, hey man, I got clear all this shit. And he's like, hey, I know what I'll do. I'll tell everybody this wood is good for smoking. 104 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:48,000 And I'll sell it. Whoever did that is a genius. But now I find it more like a natural. 105 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:57,000 You know what, Rob, I've heard that before. So, okay. It's not fruity. It's not fruity. It's more of a natural wood taste. 106 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:05,000 I've heard that from a few people. So, okay. I guess that I just don't get it. I mean, you know, it's like a macchiato. I just don't get it. 107 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,000 You know, a lot of people love them. I'm like, what? This? 108 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 I don't know what the hell you mean by a macchiato. 109 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:17,000 You know what, when you come up to Kansas City, I'll get you one. Okay. And then I'll get you one. 110 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I don't know if I want one with a name like that. 111 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 No, you really don't. I think they're so- 112 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Mock means steak. 113 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:35,000 That's right. And the iado, who the fuck knows what iado means? It probably means fake penis in some language. 114 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Yeah, I've never liked a macchiato or anything. I thought they were horrible. It's just kind of like, oh shit, the beer. 115 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Well, for a second, if you don't like them, why are you going to get me one? 116 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Well, no, just to show you how horrible they are. And then I'll get you a cabano and show you how good they are. 117 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I'll take you one for it. 118 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Okay, okay. Then I'll just get you a cabano then. 119 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Santa work, Santa work. 120 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:07,000 IPAs were never meant to be consumed like that. 121 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Because what happened is years ago, they had to go from England to India, and they had to hops that stuff up. 122 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:22,000 I mean, hops the shit out of it, because it took so long to transport over the sea that it would lose all its hops flavor. 123 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 So all that hops wasn't supposed to be in a beer. 124 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It was supposed to be like, okay, six months later, this thing's going to mellow out, and that's your beer, not that hopsy shit. 125 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 I always thought that that was overrated. I never really liked it. 126 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:42,000 The only thing I found anything good about an IPA is you can smoke it with certain cigars, 127 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:47,000 and it would go with it because it's kind of bitter. But anyhow. 128 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:54,000 And also, I come to the conclusion, Rob, that anyone who drinks coffee with their pinky extended cannot be trusted. 129 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 You agree with me? 130 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh, that's for sure. 131 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Yeah. Topher and I were recording the Sports Bastard and Music Creeps podcast from the City Market, because it's so beautiful. 132 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:10,000 We did it this morning. And I saw a guy drinking coffee like that. He had his pinky extended. 133 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,000 I automatically didn't trust him. 134 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I mean, yeah, I mean, I was like, no way. That guy can't be trusted. No way. 135 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:27,000 So, okay. And I want to go into this here really quick. 136 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Sports Bastards, we addressed in some of the latest rumors and we wasn't going to do any more Sports Bastards. 137 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,000 But we, you know, there's so much sports news and chiefs news coming out. 138 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah, like Kelsey said, he's coming back a year. Patrick Mahomes restructured his contract. 139 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 So we have more cap room so we can assign more people. 140 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Supposedly, the chiefs are interested in DK Metcalf from the Seahawks. I don't know how they can afford it. 141 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Dude, dude, dude, I've always liked DK Metcalf. 142 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Oh, I have too. 143 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I would like to see him. 144 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I find it surprising though, because that's not their MO, the chiefs. They raise them. 145 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Hill and Kelsey and Worthy and Rice. 146 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:20,000 But you know what? I mean, their defense is going to take a step back because I don't think they're re-signing Nick Bolton. 147 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 So it's going to cost too much. 148 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:29,000 So they, you know, they've got to, they're probably going to beef up their offense because they'll be cheaper. 149 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000 And they're going to try to beat people like they did the first couple of years of the Mahomes era. 150 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000 And that's just like out firepower. 151 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 That's the way they got to do it. 152 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Yeah, it is. I don't think they can really do it any other way. 153 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 They got too conservative. 154 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah, I agree. 155 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 The chiefs are known for it. 156 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Well, it worked two out of three years. It worked two out of three years. 157 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Right, right, right. 158 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And you know, the league was catching up with Mahomes and Kelsey and Hill and all that. 159 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 So they, they, they, you know, they changed it around enough. 160 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:12,000 They got rid of Hill and they used a plethora of other fill-ins and some up and coming guys like Worthy and Rice and stuff like that. 161 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:19,000 And, you know, like Juju Smith Schuster was a free agent from, I think, Pittsburgh, right? 162 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 He did really good. 163 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Yeah, yeah. I think it was Pittsburgh. 164 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Yeah, and they signed him for like a year and then he went on to what's-her-name, the Patriots last year. 165 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:35,000 And then he came back to the chiefs this year because the Patriots released him the first of the year. 166 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:41,000 And he did okay. But the thing is, is they're into, like Hollywood Brown got a one-year contract. 167 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:47,000 So, and DK Metcalf is on the last year of this contract. 168 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:56,000 So I think if they're going to, if they're going to trade for him and give a high round, that I think that Seattle's going to agree to eat a bunch of the money. 169 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 You see what I'm saying? 170 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Yeah. 171 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Of the cap hit. 172 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,000 And that way the chiefs can like go, okay, we can do this. Here's a high round draft pick. We get this guy. 173 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Yeah, yeah. And like you just said, the chiefs of, you know, like Mahomes, they're restructuring, saving the team a little money. 174 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Yeah. You know, and then Bolton. Yeah. 175 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Yeah. And who knows? Maybe they might re-sign Bolton. 176 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000 They could afford DK Metcalf. 177 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Yeah, yes. Yeah. So we'll see what happens. And with some more money freed up and every year the salary cap expands a little bit because, you know, inflation or whatever. 178 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Well, it's because of the way they have to do it. And they might be adding another game. 179 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:49,000 So I think that they might be able to maybe re-sign Bolton or maybe they look differently. 180 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Maybe they change the scheme up a little bit and go, all right, we got some other linebackers that will work. 181 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:06,000 They're not as good, but they're serviceable. And we go out and look for that one cornerback that we need, that shut down corner to go with Reed and McDuffie. 182 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 So, yeah, so we'll see what happens there. 183 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I mean, everything's in there, but Topher and I, we were not going to do sports bastards until the draft. 184 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:21,000 But there's just so many. There's just so many different stories out there of what's going on. 185 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 There's so much wheeling and dealing anymore. I mean, we really didn't. 186 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:30,000 I mean, we had an hour worth of stuff to talk about. So and we don't do baseball. 187 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I mean, especially at the first of the year. 188 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Now, if the Royals are doing good at the end of the year and they look like they're in the playoffs, we might address them. 189 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,000 But, you know, doing them at the first of the year is boring. 190 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:51,000 I mean, it's like, OK, yeah, they're 10 and 2. Well, you have four more months, five more months to go. 191 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:55,000 So, you know, it's kind of like, yeah, you got 800 more games to go. 192 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000 So, yeah, yeah, yes. Yeah. 193 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 So it's like, OK, well, they're doing good so far. 194 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:08,000 OK, that's where end of the Royals is, you know, when someone gets injured or something or a pitcher blows out his elbow or some shit. 195 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Wait till the least after the old story about August, August 1st of August. 196 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:23,000 If they're in it, then I'll probably start keeping a little bit more track of them and start, you know, actively searching their scores and all that. 197 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Well, then, now, you know, so anyhow, so we went down to the city market, like I was saying, and we got a I got a Cubano. 198 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:39,000 And I thought about calling you and leaving a three or four minute voicemail on how good my Cubano was. 199 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:45,000 But I was just too lazy, Rob. I was just like, yeah, yeah, I'm not going to do it. 200 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I could do it and irritate him. But no, no, maybe later. 201 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:58,000 So anyhow, but before I went down the same way, yeah, yeah, slave and over a hot microphone. 202 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Well, I was slaving over a hot microphone. 203 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's always a rough job. 204 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 It is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 205 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,000 That's the hardest part of my day on podcast days. 206 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Recording. 207 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Recording. Yep. 208 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Oh, yeah, you're over there, slave and I was having a Cubano. It wasn't very nice. That's another reason I didn't do it. It's like, yeah, he's over there cutting steel. 209 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:28,000 He don't want to hear me giggling and laughing in the, you know, you know, drinking a Cubano. 210 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,000 So anyhow, I don't know. I had a pretty good day. 211 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:38,000 So it would have been the day to do it. 212 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Well, my luck is I'll hit you on a bad day. 213 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I'll call you at lunch and be back. 214 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we would have still been there too. 215 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:59,000 So, but anyhow, I went to the doctor's at first off at about, oh, what were you saying? Go ahead. 216 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:07,000 No, no, no, no, I'm just making a middle note. Just making a middle note for the future. 217 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Okay. Okay. So I went to the doctor's at the first and I had an early appointment and then I went and got Topher. 218 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,000 But anyhow, I'm down eight more pounds. Doing well. 219 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Blood pressure is great. This whole better eating situation is kind of working out. 220 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000 But then I got to thinking maybe that's why the McDonald's on the way to work sucks so bad. 221 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Is it God's way of keeping me in line? 222 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,000 That could be. Yeah, because the last podcast I was bitching about. 223 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Yeah, well, my name is McDonald's. 224 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Probably, allegedly and all that stuff. I think there are neptune. 225 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 But still, but still that could be God's interference. 226 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Yeah. Maybe going, Mark, you're doing so well. I'm not going to let you screw this up. 227 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:00,000 So, so little guy, you just get on down the road. This McDonald's is no good. Don't even look that way. 228 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000 So I think their neptune has led me to a dozen less meals on the run. 229 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:10,000 So that could be my eight pounds right there alone. Right. 230 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Yeah, could be. There we go. So everything works out. 231 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, brother. Thank you. 232 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Well, you know what? I needed to. I got off the wagon. 233 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:26,000 What happened is, is I got a new knee and you fall out of you don't. 234 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000 You're recovering and you're not going to the gym. 235 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 You're not eating right because you're sitting there on painkillers drooling. 236 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000 So you're like grabbing nachos and fucking hot dogs and stuff. 237 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000 And you're not really worried about it because you're all drugged out of it. 238 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,000 You know, you go to physical therapy and your knees killing you. 239 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000 And you know what I mean? And you got to load up on another painkiller. 240 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:55,000 You know, and it's just not a good situation to to lose weight on, you know, because you're 241 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 you're dormant, you're stagnant. Yeah. 242 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,000 I remember some of the shows we did while you were on that. 243 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure everybody else. 244 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,000 They got pretty wacky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Yeah. People are kind of. I had to reel you in a few times. 246 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Yep. But you know what? You've had to reel me in a few times. 247 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000 You know what? We both we both have our demons. 248 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:29,000 And the funniest thing is, is when I double dosed on morphine, did I ever tell you that? 249 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Yeah, you did. 250 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:36,000 OK. I don't know if I told it on the podcast or not, but if I did and you heard it, I'm sorry. 251 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,000 There's probably a lot of people who didn't. But I guess you've already mentioned it like once. 252 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 I remember. Yeah. OK. 253 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Go ahead. Tell them. OK. 254 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 So it was the night after the surgery that the night of the surgery, I came home 255 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:58,000 and I was just drooling in a cup from the residual pain pills or the pain that they shot me up with the painkiller from the hospital. 256 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 This one I got my new knee in. 257 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:06,000 And the next night, I also just start killing me. So I'm like, oh, man, I started mashing a morphine tablet. 258 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 And then I mash another one. But I thought I didn't. 259 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Morphine is a weird deal when you're. Have you been on painkillers before? 260 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:23,000 And you miss a lapse? Yeah, one time. Oh, my God. 261 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Yeah, it was not good because I drank on top of it. Oh, OK. 262 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Well, I'm glad you survived. It was in the early 90s. 263 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 OK. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you survived. 264 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000 But then I got to where I will not have to pay for it. 265 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Oh, OK. Well, I anyhow, I kind of had to. 266 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:50,000 And so whenever you're on pain pills, sometimes something you do, you lapse. 267 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 You just don't remember. And then you remember it later. 268 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,000 You know, it's kind of like a little bow and time. And then later on, you're like, oh, wait a minute. 269 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:03,000 So I took a morphine tablet and then like, I don't know, a half hour later, I take another one. 270 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000 And after I take it, I realize, wait a minute, Mark, you took one a little bit ago. 271 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,000 And Val just went to sleep. She goes, can I trust you here alone? 272 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. No, no big deal. 273 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000 So I'm sitting there watching TV. I'm like, oh, shit, I can't I can't bother Val. 274 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:25,000 I just told her everything was OK. So I call poison control and Val hears me on the phone. 275 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000 She comes out of there immediately. What what happened? 276 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Who are you talking to? Poison control. Why? 277 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Well, I accidentally took an extra morphine tablet. Oh, shit. 278 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000 And so anyhow, the nurse is on the line with me. Sleep it off. Sleep it off. 279 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Well, that's basically what she said. She goes, can you read me the prescription? 280 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Said that the death. Oh, that's time release. Don't worry about it. 281 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 OK, thank you. Val, don't worry. It's time release. 282 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:01,000 She quickly took the pain pills and would not let me have them until 12 hours later. 283 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Actually over 12 hours because I double. Yeah, yeah. 284 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 That's why I don't like it. Yeah, yeah. 285 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 I mean, you lapsed time or at least I do. 286 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,000 There is time that you don't remember and then later on you do remember, you know, 287 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000 and it's just like it's a weird deal because they really screw with me. Yeah. 288 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,000 But I went to therapy, physical therapy, like they told me to do. 289 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:32,000 And my knee was just freaking killing me. And I had to do something because, you know, 290 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I'm sitting there around there just being miserable. 291 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000 So I'm like, all right, I was kind of forced to take a morphine tablet. 292 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:43,000 So anyhow, then after that, they gave me hydrocodone, which I suck on my thumb 293 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,000 and just kind of go and lull all in. I'm on a pillow floating around. 294 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I don't know if it, you know, me and hydrocodone get along really, really well. 295 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 They love me and I love them. So that's why I stay with them. 296 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:07,000 See, that's the pain pills I was on. I took, I had a cart full of aluminum 297 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 run over my foot one time. Oh, shit. 298 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 This was on the job accident. Oh. 299 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:20,000 And yeah, my foot was all swelled up. I was off work for two weeks. 300 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:37,000 And they prescribed me hydrocodone. And this was in like 90, 91, 92. 301 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Uh-huh. 302 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:46,000 And, you know, I took two of them. My buddy came by and said, 303 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Hey, you want to go to the bar? Yeah, sure. Why not? I'm on crutches. 304 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,000 You're feeling good. 305 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Dude, I would, I, like I said, I had already taken two of them hydros. 306 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Uh-huh. 307 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000 And then I went to the bar and I had two beers. I didn't know where the fuck I was at. 308 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Oh, geez. Yeah. 309 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Two beers. Yeah. So I learned years ago about pain pills. 310 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Yeah. Yeah. They can be. Especially being alcohol. 311 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 If you don't know them right, they can be horrible. So. 312 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Oh, yeah. You had alcohol. Oh, my God. 313 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Yeah, that could end very badly. I'm glad it didn't. 314 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:38,000 So anyhow, it all worked out. And like I was out in the yard working the rest of the day. 315 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,000 And I was cutting up some brush and raking leaves and stuff that I couldn't get around when the weather turned last year. 316 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:52,000 I couldn't get around to it. So anyhow, I noticed a little sprout of poison ivy that was green when I was basically lying in it. 317 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 So I'm waiting. I've got the waiting game going on now. 318 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000 I'm looking around, waiting for a little bump to show up. But so far, so good. 319 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Hopefully it wasn't enough to affect anything. So I don't know. 320 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:11,000 So I've been having this issue with Gatorade Zero powder. If I told you about that at all. 321 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,000 No. OK. Well, I prefer the powder over the plastic bottled stuff. 322 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:22,000 You know, I mean, you can make it your own strength. You can put it in a larger cup, whatever. 323 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 You know, so if that's what I want, I can make a double. 324 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000 You know, I can make it extra strong if I wanted or whatever. 325 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 But I only like the traditional flavors and newer ones. 326 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,000 I'm not a fan like the cherry glazier ice and the great freeze or whatever. 327 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 I like lemon, lime, orange and fruit punch. OK. 328 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:44,000 The rest of them. Dude, dude, dude. Man of my own heart. That's my three flavors. 329 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Yeah, those are the best. The other ones I don't think are that good. 330 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:53,000 They're too imitation flavored, I guess. Too fake in. In that order. 331 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Yeah, those are my three too. Yep. Same here. 332 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 I don't know. Maybe it's an age thing. Maybe younger people like the glacier free stuff. 333 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:07,000 I don't know. But all I know is I don't like the newer ones that they keep coming up with. 334 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000 The blues and the purples and the. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 335 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Yeah, I think they're horrible. 336 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:18,000 So at first, Walmart and the local grocers, all I could get was orange. 337 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 OK, and that was fine. So I was buying orange. I was stocking up on it. 338 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Then a few months later, only lemon lime was available. 339 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,000 And I'm like, I don't understand it, but OK, either one will work. 340 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000 So and then all of a sudden, none of the two. No orange, no lemon lime, no fruit punch. 341 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000 They really didn't have fruit punch fruit punch out there at all. 342 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000 I only found it one time in like a year, and that was only one time and they only had like one box. 343 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 So now it's just new flavors. 344 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:52,000 And unfortunately, Costco doesn't carry the powder. So, you know, so you can't like bulk up on them. 345 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:58,000 So I'm looking at Amazon, but the prices of the lemon lime and the orange are outrageous in the box. 346 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000 And the little packets, right, that you tear open and put in whatever in the water. 347 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 But I found the Crown Jewel Gatorade Lemon Lime. 348 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 It's tablets, kind of like Alka-Saltzer. 349 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Oh, God. No, no, no, they work good, man. You throw them in and they dissolve. Yeah. 350 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Yeah, they work fantastic, man. The powder, you know, you throw in ice and every now and then you get like 351 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000 you get like the powder in the bottom be really strong, which I didn't mind. 352 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 But I like it being more consistent. 353 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:35,000 And so, yeah, these things are awesome. They dissolve all the way and they taste good. 354 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:42,000 And the price is so much better. I don't know if it's like new or they are just hard to find. 355 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Or maybe they just go by Internet suppliers. 356 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000 But I have around 200 tablets now, so I'm good for a while. 357 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:55,000 So, yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was like, wow. I was like, I can't believe this. They have tablets. 358 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000 So, anyhow, I thought that was interesting. 359 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,000 So that's, yeah. So, hey, Rob, you got something you want to go to here. 360 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Yeah, actually, I want to go into sports. 361 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Okay. 362 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 But it's not football. I'm going into hockey. 363 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000 I love hockey. Okay. 364 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Oh, I do too. 365 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:42,000 This NHL referee Justin Kia was down for several minutes after taking a puck to the growing area in Sunday's showdown between Vancouver Canucks and Utah Hockey Club. 366 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:54,000 What caught my eye to the story is his video. NHL referee Justin Kia took a puck to the nuts at the end of the day. 367 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Okay. I'm looking for stories for two douchebags. I see the word nuts. 368 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 There you go. 369 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Yeah. With just under 90 seconds remaining in Utah's home tilt against the Canucks at the Delta Center, Utah forward Alex Crowfoot attempted to clear the puck down the ice with Connor Garwood in pursuit. 370 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Crowfoot had no idea that lineman Justin Kia was standing directly in front of him when he turned around to shoot the puck out. 371 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Unfortunately, the puck hit Kia right in the center of the area. 372 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Kia was down on the ice for several moments as Utah's trainer came to assist him. He was able to finish out the game and even got a standing ovation from the crowd after shaking the puck to the growing hole. 373 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I bet. 374 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:16,000 The stoppage in play did nothing to affect Utah's momentum either. They held off the Canucks' late push for a 2-1 victory. The hockey club is now 2-0 against Vancouver who dropped their second in the row. 375 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Okay. 376 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Which, oh, this was yesterday. 377 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Okay, well, I'm glad he's okay. You know, there have been cases where a guy lost his nut because that happened. 378 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Oh, yeah, I know. I just never heard one in the news. That's what caught my eye. 379 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Well, a friend of mine was going to this karate class when he was younger, right? And a guy accidentally got kicked in the nuts. And I guess the way to cure it is, you know, everyone's like, he's like, oh, he got kicked really hard accidentally right in the balls. 380 00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:00,000 So the instructor goes over there. 381 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Oh, he pulls his pants down and yanks his nutsack down and he was okay. 382 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Now, I mean, I would have been like, hey, what are you doing? Oh, God, thank you. 383 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:25,000 You know? Yeah. Yeah. So I guess there's a little trick there that you can do. You can yank your nuts down and it will stop the hurting at least. But if you're hit too bad, there's nothing you can do, you know. 384 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 I'm going to have to remember that. 385 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Yeah. I mean, my friends were by it. I believe him. I don't think he was messing with me or nothing. I think it's true. He said that a guy in there got kicked really hard and he was like down and like, you know, just miserable. 386 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:46,000 So the instructor came over there and then fucking did that and said, there you go, man. See? 387 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Anyhow, he's a bigger man than me. I would have been like, dude, I know what you can do it yourself, but my hand doesn't. So yeah, anyhow, I. 388 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Let's take first break. 389 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Okay, you got it. And I have some emails if you want to go into that when we come back. 390 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Yeah, we got emails and we got a couple lists to go over. 391 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Yes, we do. 392 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Your mama's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. 393 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some tips for life. 394 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,000 This is Uncle Rob's Rules to Dick Picks. 395 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Rule number one, title will kick in someone else's name. So if you get busted, it's not yours. 396 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to your length and girth. 397 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Rule number four, no propping of the way. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important. 398 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Have you ever wondered where something came from? Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 399 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:11,000 So we that's why we give you the origin of the origin of the IQ test. 400 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:18,000 The modern IQ test originated from the work of French psychologist Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon in 1905. 401 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:24,000 The Binet Simon intelligence test was designed to help identify which children of French schools needed extra attention. 402 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:29,000 The test assessed a child's memory, attention and verbal skills. 403 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:35,000 The IQ intelligence quotient is a number that represents a person's relative intelligence. 404 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:42,000 It was originally calculated by dividing the child's mental age by the chronological age and then multiplying by 100. 405 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:49,000 For example, if a 10 year old child had a mental age of 12, their IQ would be 120. 406 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000 The Binet Simon test was revised several times, including in 1908 and 1911. 407 00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:02,000 In 1916, Stanford University psychologist Lewis Terman revised the test and released the revised Stanford Binet scale. 408 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:10,000 In the United States, the Binet test was introduced to public schools by Goddard, who translated the test to have promoted the use. 409 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Goddard use of the test was controversial as it was endorsed by eugenicists who pushed for forced sterilization laws. 410 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. 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Gusto is a magical ingredient in Schlitz beer that makes it so damn delicious. 417 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 So enjoy a little gusto with your podcast today. 418 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. 419 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the NFL this year. 420 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Now, from his underground bunker in Camden in Missouri, stocked full of dried goods, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys. 421 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000 It's ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant. 422 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:48,000 And my dog brings me the same toy. Is it because it's his favorite toy? Or he thinks it's mine? 423 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:59,000 And I'm the rat potion. 424 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:05,000 All right. Did you want to do emails first or did you want to do the list first? 425 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:11,000 I was into emails. You know, you know, the emails have got to be my favorite part of this show. 426 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Me too. 427 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 My love was secure. Everybody. 428 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Man, I'll tell you what, our listeners are, they're, they should start their own podcast, shouldn't they? I mean, they're entertaining. 429 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Actually, actually, I was thinking about that before tonight's show. 430 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:38,000 You and I used to have this little segment we did where we would have people email in. 431 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Oh, now we have a lot more people emailing in. So I think we got a lot better chance. 432 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 You know what? 433 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Remember when we used to do, we used to do one fake story a week to get people to bust us? 434 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Yeah. You want to do that again? 435 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000 You want to start bringing it back since we got more listeners now? 436 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000 OK. How about next next show? 437 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Sunday night. 438 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,000 You know what? I bet someone will catch everyone up now because we have a lot more people writing in. 439 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 That's what I'm saying. 440 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 OK. 441 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:20,000 It could be a Sunday night show. It could be Tuesday show. 442 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,000 Yeah, we don't. We're not going to tell when. Rob's could be Sunday night. Mine could be Tuesday night. 443 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Or mine could be Tuesday or they could both be on Monday or not or on Sunday or whatever. 444 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 So I like that idea a lot. Good job, Rob. 445 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Yeah, it hit me right before the show tonight. I was like, wait a second. We've had all these emailers. 446 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Cool. 447 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 We could possibly pull that off. 448 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 I know. I think it would be. 449 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:52,000 And by the way, so everybody knows if you bust us, you get a 10 pound bag of pencil shading. 450 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah. 451 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 I forgot about that. 452 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 That's why we used to give away. 453 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:03,000 That's the best part of it, man. Yeah. Yeah, we had one guy complain about not receiving his. 454 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Well, I sent it in the mail. 455 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Go to the post office. I mean, you know, I mean, you can't you can't register pencil shaving. 456 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000 So we can't prove that it was, you know, it went to your house or not. So, you know, we had it. 457 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000 But we did have other people that acknowledged. Yeah, they got theirs. 458 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Yeah, yeah. Other people are very happy. They said they're like a really good quality of pencil shavings. 459 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,000 So, you know, we got it from a wholesaler. So we got a good price on him. So we got you the best we could. 460 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 So we're glad. Great for gerbils. Great for gerbils. 461 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Yes. Yes. Oh, they love them. Oh, gerbils. They like splash and play and I'm like water. It's great. 462 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 463 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Okay. All right. Here are emails. 464 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Rob, you saved my ass. I titled a dick pic in a friend's name and he got busted. Not me. 465 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I guess his penis looks like mine. Jerry. 466 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Okay. I don't know if that one's true or not. 467 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Jerry's are where? He didn't say. He didn't say. Just Jerry. That's all I got. 468 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Okay. Okay. Jerry, great job. I'm glad. Rob, how happy are you that someone you helped somebody? 469 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Oh, God, that makes me feel so much. That really made my day. 470 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000 You know, these are good. But that just made it even better. 471 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,000 These are Uncle Rob's words of wisdom on life. I mean, I'm glad that you took it. 472 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,000 I got to get more out there. Yes. Yes. Right there. 473 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,000 We have a couple more just sitting there waiting. So we'll have to decide tonight and we'll get after it. 474 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:47,000 So all right, Jerry. I'm glad you're you're able to do that. Tom Fuller or whatever. 475 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:54,000 So anyhow. All right. Mark, you have a unique sharp wit and you are intelligent. 476 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000 I'm not sure what that guy was trying to say. He did call me intelligent, though. 477 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000 He just said half the time I am half the time not. Yeah. 478 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000 He said I did love your answer, though. I sell real estate. 479 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000 But if someone asked me about lawn care, I would be a fool's fool. 480 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Please don't change. I love the direction the show is taking. 481 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000 I love it more than ever. Tammy in Washington County. 482 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Thank you. Washington County is that Arkansas? 483 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000 I think of Washington County there, maybe Missouri. I don't know. 484 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Well, thank you, Tammy. I think that might be Washington. 485 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Yeah, it might be. I think it might be. Yeah, yeah. 486 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Yeah, yeah. Look at it. There's probably a Warshaw Italian every day. 487 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000 I'll bet you there is. Yeah. You know what? OK. 488 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,000 You know what? Look, I know that that part that he said sounded stupid or whatever. 489 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000 I know that sounded bad, but I actually get what he's saying. 490 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Do you, Rob? Yeah, I do. I do. Yeah. 491 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000 We're not all experts on it. You know what? 492 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:05,000 That's what we do. That's why we're douchebags. 493 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Yeah, yeah. And I also think people... 494 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000 We're not perfect at everything. 495 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 No, and also I think people identify with that. 496 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 People are like, you know what? I've been in Mark's shoes before. 497 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000 He doesn't really know anything that he's talking about on this, 498 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000 but he's still reporting it, doing the best he can. 499 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:27,000 I think that that is a realness that you don't get in a lot of places. 500 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:33,000 OK. I came up with two more street counties, one in Arkansas, one in Missouri. 501 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:41,000 OK. Now, now, now. Yeah. 502 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Go ahead. I'm looking up something else. 503 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000 OK. So, Tammy, thank you. 504 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:53,000 And I mean, I really do think that that's a real aspect that you don't get in a lot of podcasts or shows. 505 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000 I think that, like, we struggle with words and we know it, but we don't try to edit them out. 506 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 We leave them in there. We don't care. 507 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000 I mean, look, I mean, we're not insecure about stuff like that. 508 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000 I know I don't know everything. I know what I know, and I'm happy with it, you know? 509 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000 So, anyhow. All right. Next one. 510 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:19,000 OK. Well, what I just looked up to see where Clarksville, Arkansas is, it's in Johnson County. 511 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000 OK. So. OK. 512 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 I want to make sure it wasn't Clint. 513 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I don't think Clint would be complimenting me right now. He's not very happy with me. 514 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:39,000 OK. Clint, you've caused me to have some really good times writing you. So, anyhow. 515 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 Yes. Yes. 516 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:46,000 OK. Hey, Rob, I've heard Mark and Topher both do solo shows. 517 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 How about you? Would you ever do one? 518 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Calo, C-A-L-O in Texas. Calo, Calo. 519 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Whatever. Yeah. I'm going to just say Calo. 520 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Calo in Texas. Rob? 521 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Well, I have an answer to that. 522 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 OK. 523 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000 I will if Mark ever gets my equipment to me. 524 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000 OK. All right. I will. I'm going to get it to you. 525 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Yeah. I mean, there was nights I sat just me and the dogs here. 526 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Yeah. Yeah. And you'll love the program. It is so much fun once you learn it, dude. 527 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000 You can make your own bits and insert them and do noises, you know. 528 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Like I just found the Fred Flintstone tap online. I had that in. 529 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Yeah. I know. I love that. 530 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:36,000 I do too. So, I mean, it's a lot of fun. 531 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Essentially, you get to, you know, play radio maybe per se or something, you know, how they used to do the like Friday night, you know, 532 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:53,000 also and everybody working for the weekend, the yabba dabba doo, the whistle, the yabba and all that stuff. 533 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000 It's kind of like that, you know, it's kind of fun just throwing in all this shit. 534 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000 And certain people get certain things, you know, like some people get the Flintstone tap. 535 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Some people won't, you know, some people get the working for the weekend. 536 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Some some people won't. I mean, you know, so it's cool. 537 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000 OK, Mark, I haven't heard you review any new books lately. 538 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Are you currently in a new one? Ronnie and Tulsa. 539 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 P.S. I will have my album list next week. 540 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:27,000 I'm in the middle of moving, but still wish to be Ronnie and Tulsa, a.k.a. Tulsa King. 541 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:33,000 So he's moving out of Tulsa, it sounds like, but he still wants to be Ronnie and Tulsa Tulsa King. 542 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,000 He doesn't say where he's moving. And I'm not going to ask that your personal business. 543 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000 That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah. 544 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:46,000 We we we respect your personal business. Yeah. 545 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 So yeah, you'll have his album list next week. 546 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,000 And Ronnie, if you can't get to next week because you're still moving or whatever, don't worry about it. 547 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000 We understand. Yeah. Take your time. Get moved in. Send us that list whenever you can. 548 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000 And P.S. I like you. I like you both equally. 549 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:08,000 OK, cool. Oh, no, he always talks about you. I thought he liked you much better. 550 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Well, you threw that out there last time. 551 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Yeah, I think he's like, wait a minute. So Ronnie, I'm sorry. 552 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000 That's all right. Yeah, he likes me. 553 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Yeah, he does. He's a good guy. So thank you, Ronnie. 554 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000 OK, books. I'm looking for a new one. That's it. 555 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I mean, I don't read any book. I have things that interest me. 556 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000 I'll just read a book to read it. I got to find something that I really want to know about, 557 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000 something I want to know more in depth, usually autobiographies. 558 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000 Every now and then I'll get a fiction book that's good, but not normally. 559 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Normally, I want to hear the people's perspective on stuff that happened, 560 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:53,000 you know, when they were there, especially like rock and roll books and stuff like that. 561 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000 I'm really interested in this nostalgia stuff. 562 00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000 So, you know, I'm still looking for one. I'll find one. 563 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000 There's plenty of them out there. I just got to find the right one that I want. 564 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:11,000 So, yeah, and I will get around to reviewing the Van Halen Brothers book, you know, Alex Van Halen. 565 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Just haven't had time. So anyhow. 566 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000 All right. Next one. Strange but true is spot on. Love it. 567 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Jen and St. Pete, which probably Florida. 568 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:28,000 I agree. I love the strange but true also. What about you? 569 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Yeah, I did too. 570 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,000 I think it is a phenomenal segment and I've been getting a lot of I've been getting a lot of feedback about it. 571 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:43,000 This is kind of like a we're still dick jokes, but kind of like a more higher version of it. 572 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Like we're kind of like progressing into our own thing. 573 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Yeah, you know, you may start off on dick pics or not dick pics, but dick jokes. 574 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000 We're talking about the dick pic, the guy that Jerry, they did give us. 575 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000 OK, so OK. Yeah, yeah. 576 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Uncle Rob, his words of wisdom for life. 577 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:09,000 OK. You you reach plateaus. 578 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:15,000 This is the way I take it. And Rob, if you think something different or you want to back something up, feel free to interject. 579 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:23,000 But OK, I think that every show podcast radio or whatever, they go in increments. 580 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,000 They start off doing one thing and then they evolve kind of like music, kind of like musicians, kind of like bands. 581 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:35,000 They evolve a little bit and they get a little bit different, but they don't keep doing the same thing. 582 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:42,000 They start seeing little outlets of what they could be and they start taking shape in the form that they're supposed to. 583 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000 We're no different. You know, we start out with Mr. 584 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,000 Creepy. Now I cringe whenever I hear that. I won't be doing that again. 585 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,000 All right. You know, I'm not going to. 586 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I want to. I want to. 587 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Look, I mean, shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. 588 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000 I'm sure she will. She didn't like it from the start and she was correct. 589 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:07,000 So, yeah, we're still evolving and I'm glad that everybody likes the direction we're going into from what I can tell, 590 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000 because I think that this is a direction that we're going to be. 591 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,000 We're still going to be funny, hopefully, but we're not going to be quite as raunchy. 592 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,000 But we still will be raunchy at times. You know, I'll break in and say fuck every now and then or whatever, you know. 593 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000 So we both will. Yeah. Yeah. 594 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 We're human. Yeah. 595 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,000 And like Uncle Rob's words of wisdom, you know, on life, that might be a little raunchy. 596 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000 But you know what? Cool. 597 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,000 All right. And then finally, Mark, it is B-Hick-E. 598 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000 B-Hick-E. 599 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,000 I can never say it right. B-Hick-E. 600 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000 B-Hick-A. No, it's B-Hick-A. 601 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000 OK. You are correct. It's B-Hick-A. 602 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,000 I see why you use. I know it's B-Hick-A, but I always try to say it differently. 603 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,000 It's B-Hick-A. No, I understand. I do the same thing. 604 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000 I try to pronounce it the way it's voiced. 605 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Yeah, but I know what it's supposed to be pronounced. And every time I'm like, I screw it up. So I apologize. 606 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000 You are correct. It's B-Hick-A. And I see why you use the spelling people would understand. 607 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,000 I'm not sure if you're big into Spanish speakers. Most wouldn't know. 608 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Yeah, that's true. Look, I don't know Spanish. 609 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,000 All I know is how to say that. OK. And I know that because I bought one before. 610 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:34,000 And he used the proper name for it. And then I had to look at the band and go, oh, OK. 611 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000 I get it. B-Hick-E. OK. 612 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:43,000 So that's the Spanish pronunciation of that word here. So I get that. 613 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,000 So, you know, and I don't know if we're big with Spanish speakers. So, you know, I probably butchered that enough. 614 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:57,000 So, by the way, I have one left. I bought one from the Cohiba factory just outside of Havana. 615 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I agree with you. Best cigar ever. John and Jersey. Yeah. Yeah. I had a good friend of mine I used to work with. 616 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:08,000 He went to the Havana factory just outside of the Cohiba factory just outside of Havana. 617 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,000 And he brought back some really good cigars. 618 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Like I said, the only way I could get one was an importer friend of mine. And he gave me a hell of a deal. 619 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:24,000 That three hundred dollar cigar is normally like a thousand dollars. I'm not kidding you. 620 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:30,000 And so I got such a good deal on it, I would never have a chance to probably smoke one like that again. 621 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Then I took him up on it. It's my understanding that if you want to write back, John and Jersey, let me know. 622 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:46,000 But for one, understand because of the exchange rate, you can buy them in Cuba for a lot better price. 623 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:53,000 So anyhow, all right. That's all the emails, Rob. You got something you want to go into? 624 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Yeah. Um, what's it about Netflix? 625 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Okay. 626 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Its reign has been toppled by a competing streaming bundle. 627 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 Really? 628 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:21,000 In July, twenty twenty four, Disney Warner Brothers Discovery teamed up to introduce a new streaming bundle that includes Disney Plus, Hulu and Max. 629 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:29,000 Now that streaming bundle has overtaken Netflix in customer retention. 630 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:37,000 Netflix, which first launched its streaming service in 2007, has been the top platform until now. 631 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:48,000 The Disney Plus, Hulu and Max bundle cost $16.99 per month with ads and $29.99 with ad free options. 632 00:54:48,000 --> 00:55:01,000 As of January twenty twenty five, the Netflix subscription cost $17.99 a month with ads and $24.99 for premium. 633 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:11,000 The bundle says subscribers forty three percent when compared to the cost of subscribing to all three services individually. 634 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000 I think that's a great idea, don't you? 635 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Yes. The bundle. 636 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 Bundle and save. That's what they say. 637 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Subscribers chose to upgrade to the bundle after subscribing to only two or one or two of the services. 638 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:46,000 According to the media analytics from Antenna, the bundle has eighty percent subscriber retention after three months, while Netflix retains only seventy four percent. 639 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:51,000 That's a pretty good retention. 640 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Yeah. 641 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,000 That's a great idea to bundle them. I mean, you know, just like they do auto and home and all that stuff. 642 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,000 That might be where that idea came from. But man, yeah, that's that's fantastic. 643 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,000 And I believe the retention is probably at high because they're getting a better deal. 644 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:12,000 They get more variety. So cool. Thank you, Rob. Is that it on the story? 645 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000 Yeah, it goes a lot deeper. That's a tie. 646 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:25,000 OK. OK. Do you want to take our second break? We'll come back with some of these top seven albums that we're going to be talking about. 647 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,000 That and I got another list I got to put out. 648 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Because the music creeps will come out first and you'll understand it then when you listen to that. So. All right. 649 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Yeah. As long as you get it. 650 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I will. I've got the I've got the little disk drives right here with both shows. 651 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,000 All I got to do is get that one. And we don't have breaks in those. 652 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:55,000 So I don't put in a bunch of stuff in there. So it takes me no time to get them ready and throw them up on the net. 653 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000 So so no problem. I should have it up tonight. The music creeps. 654 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:05,000 All right. We're going to go to our break and we're going to come back with the top seven. 655 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,000 If we only could listen to seven albums the rest of our lives. Right. Is that it. 656 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,000 That's it. All right. We'll be right back. 657 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:24,000 From Tulsa King. Yes. Who's not going to live in Tulsa anymore, but he's still Tulsa King. 658 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 And you ever wonder where something came about? 659 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:31,000 Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 660 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Well, so have we. That's why we give you the origin of. 661 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:43,000 This is the story of Dr. Pepper, originally made in Morrison's old corner drugstore in Wicom, Texas. 662 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:48,000 The drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. 663 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper, 664 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:59,000 a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with. 665 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000 You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula 666 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,000 with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. 667 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,000 It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper. 668 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Remember to send all male body part photos to Rob Radd's inbox. 669 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's an island of horrible jokes. 670 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:34,000 I put a wooden shoe in my toilet. I guess it was clogged. 671 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,000 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 672 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,000 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 673 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000 One, smell. Go to the city market and start sniffing. 674 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Our aroma's been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, 675 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,000 Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 676 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. 677 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 678 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. 679 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:27,000 Topher, Mark, and Rob would like you to know that just because they have a podcast 680 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,000 does not mean their asshole does not stink. 681 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,000 I know them pretty well, and their asshole does stink. 682 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:40,000 So, just so you know, their asshole stinks just like yours. 683 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Jam X. What the hell happened? 684 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:50,000 You were the generation of change. 685 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,000 You never wanted to be one of them. 686 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:57,000 At the feet. Spoke for you. 687 00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Hunk the man. Hunk the system. 688 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000 What the hell happened? 689 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:08,000 The generation of angst. The generation of noncompliance. 690 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000 Is now buying a boat? 691 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,000 You were really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you. 692 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined. 693 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,000 The apocalypse just happened. 694 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000 You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. 695 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000 But we can tell you what you can eat. 696 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,000 During an apocalypse, you will probably need a good insecticide. 697 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,000 Soybean, corn, and peppermint oil are some plant extracts 698 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,000 that create powerful natural insecticides. 699 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,000 They are some of nature's best organic and natural pesticides 700 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,000 that when combined can make a far more superior weapon 701 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:53,000 that growers can effectively use to improve their integrated pest management 702 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:58,000 on their crops or on their person. 703 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, 704 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:09,000 Hey! There's no toilet paper in here! 705 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. 706 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,000 If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple. 707 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000 Waa, wa, wa, wa. 708 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:36,000 To Douchebags Microphone, I'm Mark, stationed here in the Kansas City Metroplex, and you are? 709 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:41,000 I am Rob, and I am the Lake of the Ozarks. 710 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Alright. Yep, the epicenter of sin and debauchery, Lake of the Ozarks, but we love it. 711 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000 It's a beautiful lake, and there's a lot of cool people down there. 712 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 So, do you want to go? 713 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 It's like anywhere else. 714 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000 There's cool people in this. 715 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 You're on one side of town, you're off. 716 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000 Yeah, yep, yep. 717 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,000 Alright, is it south of the bridge or north of the bridge? 718 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Which bridge? 719 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:12,000 The, they used to be Toll Bridge. 720 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Oh, I am south. 721 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Okay. 722 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000 I don't know, this is weird. 723 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,000 That's one thing I've noticed about moving down here. 724 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,000 You know how normally you could be anywhere and you could tell where north, south, east, and west is? 725 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Well, the lake has so many arms, you really don't know which way that arm goes out. 726 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000 Yeah, I know what you mean. 727 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Okay, for me, okay, if I was looking north, like I would be if I was there in Kansas City. 728 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000 Uh-huh. 729 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Actually, northeast would be north here. 730 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Yeah, because of the way the arm in Camdenton is right there on the Niagara River arm. 731 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 I know what you're saying, yeah. 732 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:23,000 So, by the way that it's facing, it would be southeast. 733 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:31,000 But it's weird because Whiteman's is where it should be, Kansas City is where it should be. 734 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Hmm. 735 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000 No. 736 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Oh, well, all right, you know what, let's go onto our list. 737 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Do you want to do yours first? 738 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 Hello? 739 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000 Yeah, I'm there, I'm there. 740 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 Okay. 741 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Actually, why don't you do yours first? 742 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000 Okay, that'll work. 743 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:58,000 All right, top seven list of albums that if we only had these albums to listen to for the rest of our life, 744 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000 they would be as follows. 745 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:10,000 All right, my number seven, because that's Ronnie's calling signature, seven, only seven, not ten, not twelve, seven. 746 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000 And we love them. 747 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Okay, Pink Floyd, Shine On You Crazy Diamond. 748 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000 That would be my number seven. 749 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,000 My number six would be Kiss Alive 2. 750 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:30,000 I know that most of it was in a studio and is made up, but it still kicks ass. 751 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:38,000 Um, number five, The Beatles, the white album. 752 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:45,000 Number four, Motley Crue, Too Fast For Love. 753 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Number three, Ozzy, Diary Of A Madman. 754 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Number two, Black Sabbath Mob Rules. 755 01:04:54,000 --> 01:05:01,000 Number one, Led Zeppelin, Physical Graffiti. 756 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000 That's it. 757 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000 That's my seven. 758 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Great list, great list. 759 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Thank you, thank you. 760 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000 It took a little bit of thought. 761 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:11,000 It was harder than what I thought. 762 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Well, actually, I took both a little easier. 763 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Okay. 764 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:26,000 Last week we had the musicians, or the bands, you would listen to for the rest of your life. 765 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000 Mm-hmm. 766 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:39,000 So I figured it was only fitting to put albums with that band, with those bands from that list. 767 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,000 That's what I did. 768 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,000 Yeah. 769 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:49,000 So my number seven would be Death Weapon by Romania. 770 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,000 You know, I never thought about that, but that does make sense, Rob. 771 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000 I didn't do that. 772 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Yeah. 773 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:06,000 Number six, Steely Dan, Asia. 774 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000 Wow. 775 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,000 That is a great album. 776 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000 Good album. 777 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:16,000 Yeah. 778 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:23,000 And number five, I had Ozzy, Blizzard of Oz. 779 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000 It was almost Blizzard, but I went Diary. 780 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 I liked Diary just a little bit. 781 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000 Yeah, yeah. 782 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000 I had to go Blizzard. 783 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,000 I almost did. 784 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,000 I get it. 785 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:43,000 And for number four, Rainbow, Rainbow Rising. 786 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000 Oh, damn it. 787 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:53,000 I should probably put a rainbow in there, but I didn't. 788 01:06:53,000 --> 01:07:01,000 And since number three was Leonard Skinner, it's pronounced Leonard Skinner. 789 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000 Mm-hmm. 790 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 From 1973. 791 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000 Oh, okay. 792 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Yeah, yeah. 793 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Named after the gym teacher, Leonard Skinner. 794 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,000 Yeah. 795 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:18,000 Well, that was the album that had Sweet Home Alabama and Simple Man. 796 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:26,000 Yeah, it was packed with classics. 797 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000 Was Two Steps on that one, too? 798 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000 No, no, no. 799 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:33,000 Two Steps was much later. 800 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000 Working for MTA. 801 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000 Okay, okay. 802 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000 That was a good song. 803 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,000 Yeah, very good. 804 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Okay, number two was Heart. 805 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,000 Got to be Dreamboat Annie. 806 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 Cool. 807 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:54,000 And that's the Crazy Over You song, right? 808 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000 Yeah, it's got that one. 809 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,000 I could listen to that album all the time. 810 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:04,000 The reason I said that is because a lot of people are not real familiar with Heart. 811 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000 That's what I'm saying. 812 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,000 It's the one with Crazy Over You, and that's the big radio. 813 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:13,000 Well, actually, they had a bunch of hits on it, but that's the one that most people would recognize. 814 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000 So anyhow, go ahead. 815 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:26,000 Okay, and since I had Stevie Nicks as number one, I won with the best album I could think of. 816 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:30,000 And that was Sweet With Max Squirtish Hits. 817 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:35,000 Yeah, you might as well. 818 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:40,000 Now, I really enjoy Lindsay Buckingham's playing. 819 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:46,000 He was so unique because he was nothing but acoustic. 820 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:52,000 And when they wanted him to join the band, he said, well, I think girlfriend at the time, Christy McPhee, 821 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:57,000 he said, I'll only join the band and play electric guitar if you take her in the band, too. 822 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000 And it worked out famously. 823 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000 I thought she was awesome. 824 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Well, cool. 825 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000 That's a great list, Rob. 826 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,000 Love it. 827 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000 All right. 828 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,000 And I could have went with Deep Purple and all this stuff. 829 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000 It almost did. 830 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000 I almost went with Deep Purple and Rock. 831 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:19,000 But I just went ahead and just, you know, I was thinking, you know, I always listen to rockers. 832 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:24,000 So I had to pick one rocker, one contemporary, one, you know what I mean? 833 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000 Kind of like a little bit of infusion of a little bit of everything. 834 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:33,000 So anyhow, or at least what I consider is so right. 835 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:47,000 A Michigan court struck down a large chunk of an eighty eight thousand five hundred fifty dollar verdict for a Detroit area organic gardener who beloved Clover lawn was destroyed by a man spray and herbicide at the wrong address. 836 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:56,000 Marilyn Mack reported depression, anxiety and random crying after at her Oak Park home in 2020. 837 01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:08,000 The appeals court upheld a jury award of twenty two thousand four hundred for harm to the property, but erased an additional sixty six thousand one hundred fifty dollars for non economic damages. 838 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,000 The court is in a three to nothing opinion. 839 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,000 Didn't doubt Max Anguish. 840 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:23,000 Rather, his conclusion Thursday was a technical one, noting that Michigan law does not allow non economic damages on a trespass claim. 841 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,000 I can't talk tonight, but everyone's used to it. 842 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,000 Clover is a nuisance to some homeowners to others. 843 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,000 It is a joy. 844 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Mack lovingly seeded her lawn with Clover and watched it grow while the plant also satisfied bees and other pollinators. 845 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:45,000 But disaster struck nearly five years ago when an employee with natural way lawn service has sprayed her lawn with chemicals. 846 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:52,000 He was supposed to spray a neighbor's property, but had relied on GPS and went to the wrong house. 847 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000 He should have walked onto the property. 848 01:10:54,000 --> 01:11:03,000 Max attorney David Zupke said, I think that's how it's pronounced, told the appeals court there is a longstanding company policy. 849 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,000 Look at the address. 850 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000 It's pretty simple. 851 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000 It's 15 feet away. 852 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,000 The numbers are huge. 853 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,000 OK, I you know, I think twenty two thousand five hundred is probably about correct. 854 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,000 What do you think? 855 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,000 Yes, about right. 856 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:22,000 Yeah, I mean the crying and the anguish and all that stuff. 857 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:26,000 Look, the guy did a boneheaded thing. 858 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000 He didn't mean to do it. 859 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:33,000 And also you can grow back your clover and not cry yourself to sleep at night. 860 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,000 I think that was a little much. 861 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000 What do you think? 862 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000 Yeah, it was a little much. 863 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,000 Yeah. 864 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:46,000 Do you remember a few years ago, I think it was in St. Louis area, but a demolition crew destroyed the wrong house? 865 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,000 Even though the lady kept telling him it was the wrong house? 866 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000 Yeah, yeah, I remember that. 867 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:57,000 Yeah, I never did get to see a verdict on that case, but I'm pretty sure she wanted. 868 01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,000 But there was like footage of her going, this is not the right house. 869 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000 Don't tear it up. 870 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000 This is my house. 871 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000 The house she won is probably over there. 872 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000 That's been abandoned for a while. 873 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,000 And the guy wouldn't listen. 874 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:10,000 And he started knocking her house down. 875 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,000 Right. 876 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000 That's probably. 877 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,000 I remember that case. 878 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000 I'll bet you that's like 15 years ago. 879 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:20,000 It seems like five, but I'll bet you it was 15 years ago at least. 880 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:25,000 But yeah, anyhow, Rob, go ahead. 881 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:34,000 OK, well, since we mentioned my music creeps list a while ago, I'm going to go ahead and bring it up. 882 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,000 All right. 883 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000 And you'll understand it after you hear them. 884 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,000 Well, you know what? 885 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000 They're going to hear it first, so it doesn't matter. 886 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:46,000 Yeah, this is if you could take somebody forcibly. 887 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,000 Any artist and put him with any other band. 888 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:56,000 I love this segment, by the way. 889 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,000 I have some good ones. 890 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,000 OK, I think they're good. 891 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000 I think they probably are too. 892 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:09,000 Yeah, yeah, this is the first one. 893 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:14,000 I'm going to take Frick Durst. 894 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,000 And put him into Rainbow. 895 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,000 Oh, Richie Blackmore. 896 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000 Go ahead. 897 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,000 It's your story. 898 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,000 It's your story. 899 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000 I'm sorry. 900 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Well, the thing is, we have to have a reason why on this one. 901 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000 Oh, oh, OK. 902 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000 My way. 903 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,000 That's what you told me anyway. 904 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:41,000 OK, the reason why is what I meant was the outcome. 905 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:45,000 You put him in there because that's what you wanted. 906 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,000 You wanted to see the outcome. 907 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000 Well, I had my outcome. 908 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,000 You wanted to see the comical aspect of it, 909 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:57,000 so you forced someone that doesn't belong in there just for the comical aspect. 910 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000 This is fine. 911 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,000 Go ahead. 912 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000 I love this. 913 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,000 I love this angle. 914 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:08,000 Well, I say within the first five minutes, Richie Blackmore would have his guitar up 915 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,000 Brenda's ass. 916 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,000 Yes. 917 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000 What are you singing the Nookie stuff? 918 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000 What the fuck? 919 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,000 Get out of here. 920 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000 Yeah, yeah. 921 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,000 He tried rapping this shit. 922 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,000 Yeah. 923 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,000 He'd be like, what the fuck are you saying? 924 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:32,000 Yeah, he'd have his guitar, he would take his guitar, put it up his record's ass. 925 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000 So there'd be a Stratocaster hanging out of Dyrss' ass. 926 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:39,000 And I'll put money, I'll put money within the first five minutes. 927 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000 Me too. 928 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000 Rob, that was brilliant. 929 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,000 Love it. 930 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,000 OK, number two. 931 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:52,000 Tony Tenille of Captain Tenille. 932 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000 That's funny. 933 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,000 You'll see what I mean when you listen to Music Creeps. 934 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,000 I used a Captain Tenille also. 935 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,000 Go ahead. 936 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000 OK. 937 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:08,000 Well, I'm putting Tony Tenille with Peter, Paul and Mary. 938 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,000 OK, we're safe. 939 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000 We're safe. 940 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,000 The only thing we have in common is Captain and Tenille. 941 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000 Peter, Paul and Mary. 942 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000 Oh, no. 943 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000 Oh, my God. 944 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000 Go ahead. 945 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:24,000 I'm not Captain, just Tony. 946 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,000 Just Tenille. 947 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,000 OK. 948 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000 OK, I got you. 949 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:32,000 I'm putting Captain and Tenille up here is what I'm doing. 950 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000 I get you. 951 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,000 I get you. 952 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:37,000 Put her with Peter, Paul and Mary. 953 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:42,000 I say Captain and Tenille ended up divorced. 954 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,000 Yes, yes. 955 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,000 That was an odd one. 956 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:54,000 I loved it. 957 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,000 My next one? 958 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,000 Honestly, this one is a serious one. 959 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,000 I think this one would have went good. 960 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000 OK. 961 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:08,000 I think this would have been a really good match. 962 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,000 We had a couple like that, too. 963 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,000 This is not joking, really. 964 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000 This is a serious one. 965 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,000 Uh-huh. 966 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:26,000 Take Charlie Daniels and put him with Leonard Skinner after the plane crash to take over 967 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,000 for Ronnie Van Zandt. 968 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,000 That would have worked. 969 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,000 I really think that would have worked famously. 970 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:40,000 You mix the two, Skinner and Charlie Daniels, and have Charlie put his stank on it? 971 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,000 Uh-huh. 972 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:48,000 I think they would have come out with a hell lot more hits than what they did after the 973 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,000 crash. 974 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,000 Yeah, after the crash they did some good music, but it was nearly never the same. 975 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,000 Never nearly the same. 976 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,000 Yeah, yeah. 977 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,000 Right. 978 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,000 You know what? 979 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,000 I agree. 980 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,000 Yeah, they had one serious one. 981 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,000 I think that would have been excellent, dude. 982 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000 Cool. 983 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:09,000 OK, next. 984 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:15,000 I have Kendrick Lamar of the Super Bowl halftime show. 985 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000 OK. 986 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:21,000 Go to Molly motherfucking Hatchet. 987 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:25,000 Ha ha ha ha. 988 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:29,000 I guarantee you he would not even make it to the stage. 989 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:36,000 By the way, that is a proper pronunciation for Molly motherfucking Hatchet. 990 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:39,000 I wrote it that way. 991 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,000 It is a proper pronunciation. 992 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000 It is not Molly Hatchet. 993 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:45,000 It's Molly mcmotherfucking Hatchet. 994 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:49,000 I guarantee you it would never have to see him again. 995 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,000 Yes, I agree. 996 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,000 That would be it. 997 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,000 No more. 998 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,000 Come on. 999 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000 You ruined the Super Bowl. 1000 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,000 You missed off a bunch of Southern boys. 1001 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1002 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:02,000 You talk about, let's see, would there be a guitar up his ass? 1003 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,000 What else? 1004 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,000 Mike? 1005 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,000 No, no, no, he just disappeared. 1006 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,000 He just disappeared, OK. 1007 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,000 He's at the... 1008 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,000 Nobody would ever know. 1009 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,000 Yeah, he might be in Lake Mead. 1010 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,000 Who knows? 1011 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,000 Nobody would ever know. 1012 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000 Under Giant Stadium. 1013 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:21,000 Whatever. 1014 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:25,000 And my next one, I received further. 1015 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,000 OK. 1016 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,000 Andy Summers, guitarist at the police. 1017 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:37,000 I love his guitar playing, yes. 1018 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:42,000 To the late 80s, early 90s Metallica. 1019 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:47,000 Oh. 1020 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,000 Tell me what would happen, Rob. 1021 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:52,000 Tell me what would happen. 1022 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:55,000 He would walk on the stage. 1023 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,000 He would start up. 1024 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:01,000 He'd just lay his guitar down and walk off the stage. 1025 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,000 Wouldn't say a word. 1026 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,000 You're right. 1027 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,000 Walk off. 1028 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:09,000 And then he would fire his booking agent. 1029 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,000 Yeah, yeah. 1030 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,000 I didn't know that. 1031 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,000 I just keep walking off the stage. 1032 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,000 You go, who booked this? 1033 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,000 He. 1034 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,000 He wouldn't say a word. 1035 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000 He just walked off. 1036 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:23,000 Yeah. 1037 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:26,000 And then people go, doesn't that look like Andy Summers? 1038 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,000 Yeah, it couldn't be him. 1039 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,000 He's with the police. 1040 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000 Oh my god, that would be the price of admission. 1041 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,000 Andy wouldn't know what to do. 1042 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,000 No. 1043 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,000 He'd just lay his guitar down and walk off. 1044 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,000 No, he'd be like, I don't know what they're doing. 1045 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000 I'm baffled. 1046 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:48,000 I got to leave. 1047 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:53,000 All right, that was great. 1048 01:19:53,000 --> 01:20:08,000 Okay, my next one is Ozzie to Motley Crue if Sarah would have gave permission. 1049 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,000 I mean, come on. 1050 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:12,000 We couldn't force Ozzie into Motley Crue. 1051 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,000 We couldn't force Ozzie to do anything without him, sir. 1052 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,000 No, no, no. 1053 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,000 That's true. 1054 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,000 And also, she made them. 1055 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:21,000 I'm not going to have her do the forcible thing. 1056 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:25,000 When he had them as a supporting act, they just came out of L.A. 1057 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,000 And they were supporting Mark at the Moon. 1058 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,000 Sharon had to make them not. 1059 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:36,000 They had to make Motley Crue not let Ozzie go on their tour bus anymore because he would get so fucked up. 1060 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,000 She was sick of it. 1061 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:42,000 She said, no, I forbid you guys from hanging out after the concert. 1062 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,000 That's it. 1063 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,000 Well, see, here's the thing. 1064 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,000 Ozzie is sobered up. 1065 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,000 Mm-hmm. 1066 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:55,000 I guess they pretty much had an eye on them. 1067 01:20:55,000 --> 01:21:04,000 But I think Ozzie would have called Nicky and Tommy dumbasses and fired both of them. 1068 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:08,000 Yes, he would have now. 1069 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,000 Yeah. 1070 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,000 Yeah. Yeah. 1071 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:19,000 You know, Motley Crue is not playing at that Ozzie tribute with Ozzie there, you know, in Birmingham. 1072 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,000 Yeah. 1073 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:23,000 He did take them out on their first world tour. 1074 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,000 I wonder how come they're not there. 1075 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:30,000 Oh, probably because nobody fucking likes them. 1076 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,000 Could be. 1077 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,000 Could be. 1078 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000 Just a thought. 1079 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,000 They're not the same. 1080 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:40,000 No, no, people are like, no, no, skip. 1081 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,000 Okay. 1082 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:44,000 And for my Chelsea King rules, number seven. 1083 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,000 Mm-hmm. 1084 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,000 I'm going to take Dennis D. Young of Sticks. 1085 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:53,000 You've been talking about him so much lately. 1086 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:56,000 Yeah. Yep. 1087 01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:01,000 And put him with any heavy metal band. 1088 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,000 Any heavy metal band. 1089 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:07,000 Well, it might be a perfect marriage, but go ahead with what you think. 1090 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:17,000 No, I think you would find him in a corner in the field position with not one but both songs in his mouth. 1091 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,000 Very possible. 1092 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,000 Yeah. 1093 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:25,000 His theatrics, yeah, no, would not. 1094 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:31,000 Well, Topher went over the Dennis D. Young stuff and what Sticks had said, and I'd forgotten some of the stuff that they said. 1095 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:39,000 And they do have a point if what they said is true about Dennis D. Young and his wife and stuff like that. 1096 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,000 So, yeah, they do have a point. 1097 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:46,000 If all that did happen, then I understand why they're like, no, we're not doing it. 1098 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:58,000 But for the fans, like D. Young says, he can't stand them because the way he viewed it is was they kicked him out when he was deathly ill and then started motherfucking him saying he ruined the band. 1099 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:05,000 So I get that. I get his view and I get Sticks view if everything I said was true. 1100 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:11,000 But, you know, for the fans, couldn't they just do one last, you know, maybe one last tour? 1101 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,000 But it's not going to happen. 1102 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:19,000 Or do like an Aussie thing, one last special. 1103 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,000 Yeah, that would be great. I would love to see Sticks. 1104 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:27,000 I wish they'd do a tour because I would love to go see them with Dennis D. Young. 1105 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:39,000 And then the surviving members of Sticks, obviously, like Young and Shaw and who's the other guy? Oh, well, it doesn't matter. Yeah. 1106 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,000 Yeah, I would love that. 1107 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:46,000 Back in the 70s and 80s, they were a major part of rock history. 1108 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:54,000 They could have been another queen. They could have been. 1109 01:23:54,000 --> 01:24:01,000 Yeah, they were. If Dennis would have gotten his way, they would have been. 1110 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,000 I would have loved to have seen it. 1111 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:09,000 I mean, the only difference is Queen went poppy with like body language or whatever they called it. 1112 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:14,000 Is it body language, I think? Hot Space? Queen went poppy with Hot Space, the album Hot Space. 1113 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:20,000 So Sticks had, Kilroy was here. So it's kind of equals out. 1114 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:25,000 Now, the only difference is the Queen, the Queen fans stuck with them. 1115 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:31,000 The Sticks fans did not. And I don't know what that is. I mean, were Sticks fans different or something? 1116 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:39,000 I don't know. But, you know, they both did their own thing of like come out with poppy music and all that. 1117 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:46,000 But for some strange reason, Queen survived it and Sticks did not. So anyhow, who knows why? 1118 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:51,000 All right, Rob, do you want to keep going? 1119 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:55,000 Uh, see, yeah, I've got one more. 1120 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:59,000 Okay, go ahead. And then I got a little something I'd like to do if we have time. So go ahead. 1121 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,000 This is off beat path. 1122 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,000 Okay. 1123 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:15,000 An elderly Canadian driver was left in shock as he learned his license had been suspended over an accident that happened in 1960. 1124 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:37,000 I think Gilder, 85, found out he owed a $4,600 US dollar fine just before Christmas after he was involved in a minor spinnerbender 65 years ago. 1125 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:47,000 Gilder says he has no recollection of the accident and is unsure if it even happened. 1126 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:54,000 The senior assistant thought he would just have to take a driver's test while in last year's incident. 1127 01:25:54,000 --> 01:26:03,000 He then learned his license had been suspended over the uninsured accident in Toronto in 1960. 1128 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:11,000 I just can't believe it. I couldn't remember having an accident that I wasn't insured. 1129 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:22,000 Huh. It makes you wonder if maybe that is a case of a mistaken, you know, in the paperwork or something. 1130 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,000 That has happened before. 1131 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,000 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. 1132 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:39,000 Yeah, I think he would remember it by this point. And also, do you think they really have a right to like really prosecute after all that time? 1133 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:48,000 I mean, I think just leave it alone. It's like the other person's probably not even around anyhow. 1134 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,000 Oh no. 1135 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:57,000 I don't know. I had to stay together to come back after my license 12 years later after I took care of it. 1136 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,000 Really? 1137 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:02,000 And got me suspended in Missouri, yeah. 1138 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:08,000 Okay, so wow. Did you get it straightened out? 1139 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,000 Yeah, eventually. 1140 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,000 But it cost a lot of money, didn't it? 1141 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:22,000 Well, no. The problem was I did what I had to do back then. 1142 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,000 Well, all of it. It was a DWI. 1143 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,000 That's okay. 1144 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000 I got my Kansas license in Missouri. 1145 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:33,000 Shit happens, dude. 1146 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:39,000 Well, I did everything I had to do. I took the class, the insurance, everything. 1147 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:46,000 Paid the fine, all that, yeah. 1148 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:50,000 Got a clearance from the state of Kansas. 1149 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:58,000 My Missouri license, so it was just moving back to Missouri. 1150 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:05,000 Renewed it like three times. Next time I go to renew it. 1151 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:10,000 Oh, we can't renew this. Kansas has a hold on it. 1152 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:17,000 Kansas could hold the Missouri license? Wow. Okay. 1153 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:24,000 Well, what they did was years later come back and said I could do what I had to do. 1154 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,000 So you had to prove it? 1155 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:37,000 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, my insurance agent was an old man, so he couldn't prove my SR-22. 1156 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:43,000 Okay. 1157 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:53,000 And actually the state of Kansas mentioned, well, did he contact his relatives? 1158 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:57,000 I don't know who the fuck his relatives were. 1159 01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:03,000 And I doubt it because this was in 90, this all happened in 94. 1160 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:13,000 Yeah, that's long gone and forgot about. Geez. 1161 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:25,000 And I said, well, I got a clearance from you to get my Missouri license. You know. 1162 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:38,000 How do I solve? I mean, clearly the problem is, and I asked the gal, I said how many times did you change computer systems since 1994? 1163 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:41,000 How many times was it? 1164 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:44,000 I couldn't tell them. 1165 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,000 Yeah, that sounds like a fucked job right off the bat. 1166 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:56,000 Well, at some point, the information got lost. Yeah, it took me forever to get my damn license back. 1167 01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:05,000 And she told me, well, since we supposedly gave you a clearance, get ahold of Missouri and get that clearance. 1168 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:13,000 Well, I get ahold of Missouri and the first thing Missouri tells me, do you know how many times we've changed computer systems? 1169 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:20,000 Seriously, that's why I'm so galphobic. That's what I don't care about. 1170 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:23,000 What they say. 1171 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:40,000 Well, I guess I had to, well, it had been so long, all I had to do was send some notarized letter into Kansas and they released it again. 1172 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,000 Good. 1173 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,000 Damn it. 1174 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,000 Yeah, but still. 1175 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,000 We're talking about some red tape bullshit. 1176 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,000 And a pain in the ass too. Geez. 1177 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:55,000 Yeah, and this was in like 2006, 2007. 1178 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:59,000 And this all happened, I got that DWI in 1994. 1179 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,000 1994, yeah. 1180 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,000 Wow. 1181 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,000 I'm like, are you kidding me? 1182 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,000 Wow. 1183 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:15,000 Shit, I'm glad you got it straight. Wow, that's crazy. We're approaching the 930 mark. 1184 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:18,000 Yeah, it was about my bedtime, brother. 1185 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,000 All righty, we'll do the stuff that I was going to do later. 1186 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:29,000 What I have is a list from the ASPCA of things that are actually really harmful for your dog. 1187 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:34,000 You know, there's all these things going around, this hurts and that hurts and this hurts. 1188 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:39,000 This is the actual list of what can hurt them and what they cannot have. 1189 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:45,000 And we're going to do that on the next podcast because I think it needs to be out there. 1190 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,000 Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I own two dogs if you'd like. 1191 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:52,000 Yeah, and we own lots of dogs. So, you know, yeah. 1192 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:57,000 And every year a lot of dogs perish because people simply don't know, like grapes. 1193 01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,000 Grapes is one. It shuts down their kidneys. 1194 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,000 But people don't know it and their dog comes up and begs, oh, here's a grape. 1195 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:07,000 The next thing they know, their dog's on its deathbed. 1196 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,000 There's stuff like that that you need to know. 1197 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,000 The next podcast we're going to cover all of them. 1198 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:15,000 This is the official list the ASPCA put out the first of the year. 1199 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:20,000 So anyhow, all right, everybody. Thank you for thank you for joining us. 1200 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:23,000 Have a good night, assholes. 1201 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:37,000 Good night, assholes.