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And now it's time for...

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The Daily Deucebag Pledge

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone

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We Talk

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Strange, but true

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Born in 1888, Grace McDaniels, later known as the milk-faced woman, appeared physically typical at birth. However, as she grew older, her face became severely disfigured due to Sturge-Weber syndrome.

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She eventually became a performer with Harry Lowenstein's Traveling Circus, earning $100 Zemiplot per week.

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Oh man, what the fuck is this? Is this a new feature?

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What's inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me.

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Why do people say tuna fish sandwich when nobody says chicken bird sandwich?

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Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some tips for life.

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This is Uncle Rob's Rules to Dick Picks.

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Rule number one, title of a kick is someone else's name. So if you get busted, it's not yours.

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Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to your length and girth.

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Rule number four, no propping of the way. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important.

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You douchebags and a microphone. My name is Mark.

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And my name is Rob.

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I am calling Rob and having him on Bluetooth so you can hear this fine gentleman from Kansas City, Missouri.

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And Rob, where are you and why am I calling you?

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Hampton, Missouri. And you were supposed to give me a call this morning drinking your cabana or whatever, cannoli.

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I did not even get a phone call.

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I'll get to that here in a minute. But I did not call you because you said you were not going to answer so I didn't waste the time.

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No, I wouldn't have answered anyway. I still got to give you shit.

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Well, you know what? Next time I will call you. I'll make sure it's 8 o'clock instead of 9.

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No, you'll be up anyhow. You'll be up anyhow.

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Yeah, yeah. I was up at 6.30 this morning for no reason.

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Yeah. Yep. I like the picture you posted. That snow melted pretty damn quick, didn't it?

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Oh, yes it did. Six hours.

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Wow, six hours. Yeah, you had like what, five inches of snow on the ground, the first picture.

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And then the second picture, there wasn't anything on the ground. It melted quick.

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How warm did it get there today?

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It was in the 50s.

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Okay. Wow, it is a little bit warmer up here. It was in the 60s. Oh, our snow's gone too.

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But I saw in the extended forecast that in a couple of weeks there would be more snow.

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So we'll see though. I mean, you know, that's a couple of weeks away. Anything can change.

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So anyhow, I went to the city market this morning like I threatened to do.

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It was very busy there, so there wasn't a seat available.

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So I go and I get my cabano and I'm looking around. All of a sudden the seat opens up right in front of me.

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And this is where we usually do our podcast from, The Magic Seat, right?

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And it's the best people watching seat in the whole place because people around the corner and they figure out what to do.

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So they stand there and they talk and there you are perched in the corner listening and you hear some funny shit.

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So all of a sudden that seat opened up, right? So I'm like, oh hell yeah.

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I run over there. Then I was like, oh shit, I did not get my cannolis first.

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And I couldn't leave the seat. If you leave the seat, someone will take it.

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So I had to do without my cannolis. I could not dip them in my cabano.

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So I had my cabano and I just I scrapped the cannolis all together because I felt bad, Rob.

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Yeah, you feel bad for me? Yeah, I do. Okay.

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Okay. So anyhow, I still got to go and it was still great. It was fun.

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And the weather was perfect. And there are a lot of people out there, a lot of people enjoying themselves.

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And they even had some crafts there and they had this this big trailer that they have candles and incense and all this stuff.

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It was really cool. I didn't go over there because I didn't feel like spending any time there, you know, but it was really neat.

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I'll have to take a picture of the setup. But anyhow, it looked like they're doing a few changes and kind of perking things up a little bit, which they need to do.

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So anyhow, Rob, I noticed a new trend for us. People are tired of Montrose.

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They're tired of Montrose, the jewel of Henry County, and they want us to maybe adopt another town for the pledge.

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Well, we are adopting another town. We mentioned that a couple of times yesterday.

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Yes. Just because of that.

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Okay, I've got an email about this that I'm going to read later, but I have received multiple messages for us to adopt Knob Lick.

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Knob Notster. Yes, that's the one we were talking about.

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The other two is Knob Notster and Shell Knob as our town that's going to be mentioned on the Daily Douchebag.

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But I think Knob Lick is the clear winner. What do you think?

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I like Knob Knob Lick because of the name, but I like Knob Notster. I actually know people that are, you know, it is home of one of the favorite Air Force bases.

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The stealth bomber, what? Air Force base and home of the stealth.

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But since we are two douchebags, my vote goes to Knob Lick.

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Me too. Me too. Look, Knob Notster. Look, we don't want to make fun of Knob Notster's home of Whiteman Air Force base.

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No, no. Knob Notster is our number two.

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So anyhow, Rob, are you still doing an investigation into Knob Lick to find out what's there?

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Oh, I have not had time. I had a busy week, brother. I actually worked yesterday too.

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Oh, shit. Okay.

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I've had one day off.

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Okay. No, no, no. You do it on your own time. I was just asking.

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You know, I'm firmly for Knob Lick, but Shell Knob has Table Rock Lake, Knob Notster has the stealth bomber.

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So, but Knob Lick, we got to do a little invest and I'm sure there's like a bar and a junkyard or something there.

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Maybe even a slaughterhouse. Did you know that Montrose had a slaughterhouse?

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Well, a meat processor. Oh, okay. Yeah, we used it a few years back.

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Wait a second. Wait a second. Okay. It's three hours and 13 minutes for me.

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Knob Lick?

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Yeah. It's an uncorporated community in Missouri. This is tiny, dude. It's uncorporated.

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Somebody on that weather channel is having fun.

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It's south of Farmington and north of Fredericktown.

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I know where that's at.

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Okay, Farmington.

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Okay, I know about where it's at. Cool.

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Okay, that proves my point.

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Fucking Knob Lick and I forgot the other two towns that they put in concession.

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If that's an unincorporated town, somebody did that on purpose behind the scenes for a little ha-ha and I caught it.

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It was three very suggestive names of three towns.

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Anyhow, Knob Rub, I think.

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The population in 2020 was 147.

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Yeah, someone at that weather channel was having fun.

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The total square area is 0.99 square mile.

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It's not even one square mile.

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I think Knob Lick wins.

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I think so, too.

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I think that is our new mattress.

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I'm going to look that up on the internet.

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I'm sure somebody captured that.

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Someone had to have captured that on whatever weather channel it was because I'm going to find that and I'm going to post it.

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Because they had three of them in a row.

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One was Knob Lick and one was like Knob Rub or something.

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And then there's one in West Virginia.

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I think West Virginia was Knob Rub.

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And then they had another one that was really suggestive and it's all three in a row.

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So they had to have done that on purpose because if that's an unincorporated town, how did that weather channel get their name?

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You know what I mean?

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They had to intentionally searched for names like that.

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And someone behind the scenes did a ha-ha and I don't think anyone else noticed because it was on the internet.

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They all started with Knob.

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All their names are Knob.

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And they're all on the bottom.

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All on the bottom, the stroller.

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So it wasn't the lady actually saying Knob Lick, Missouri.

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It was on the stroller and people that caught it caught it.

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I'm going to look that up.

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I'm sure someone has that captured.

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So I'll look that up.

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So Montrose, they had a slaughterhouse, too.

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And we forgot to, it doesn't matter.

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They're on their way out.

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We're sorry, Montrose.

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But they had a slaughterhouse, too, because we bought a cow a few years ago with a friend.

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And we each had our portion butchered there.

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So and, you know, processed and they sliced up our cow pretty good.

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But that was pre-COVID.

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They may not even be there now.

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You know, COVID killed so many of those small businesses, especially out in, you know, out of ways a little bit.

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But anyhow, we forgot to include them into Montrose.

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But you know what?

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It doesn't matter now.

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So it looks like it's going to be Knoblick, isn't it?

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Yeah, Knoblick.

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All right.

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Also, Rob, you know what?

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We've been getting a lot of feedback on the Uncle Rob's life tips.

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It's really hitting big, dude.

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Well, we're going to do some more.

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Yes.

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I'm telling you, people love it.

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There is a petition going around.

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Okay. Well, first, thanks, everybody that bothered to let me know about Uncle Rob's tips for life.

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I'm glad you love it.

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We thought it was good, too, when we came up with it.

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So we've got more in.

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We've got more waiting to do.

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We just need the time to do it.

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So we'll figure it out.

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We'll get it done here pretty soon.

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And for the life of us, neither one of us have an idea of what happened to number three.

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It just disappeared.

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No, I still have it written down.

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I know what number three is supposed to be.

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So it will be in there.

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And we recorded it.

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It just disappeared.

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I have no...

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Well, it had to have been a blip, you know, in that recorded piece.

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Yeah, it had to have been.

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Because we have blips on this thing all the time.

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So, yeah.

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So it just got blipped out for whatever reason.

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So we'll do it again.

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So anyhow, thanks, everybody, for letting me know that they like it.

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And the people that kept telling us there's no number three, we know.

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We know.

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We're getting to it.

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And Rob, you started another thing.

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There's a petition going around the Internet of people that want Netflix to cover the Ozzy Farewell Tour in...

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Well, not tour, concert in Birmingham, England.

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I told you.

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You're right.

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It only makes sense.

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It would make them more money.

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And it would give us fans a chance to...

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Enjoy it, too.

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Yeah, and I would love to see what he does, what he looks like.

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Yes.

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And also...

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I don't care if he's just sitting in a chair on the side watching.

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He will be.

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He will be for a while.

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As long as he is on the stage.

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That's all he wants.

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Yes.

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And so...

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Anyhow, it looks like you mentioned it first, and now it's gathered in steam.

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So I'm going to blame you, Rob.

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You started it.

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So thank you, Rob.

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Maybe I'll get my way there.

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It looks like you're going to because you can look it up.

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Anybody can look it up.

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I mean, it's really gained a lot of steam.

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And everybody's picking Netflix because I think everybody has Netflix.

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Not everybody has Paramount.

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Not everybody has Disney.

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You know what I mean?

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I think Netflix is like the universal thing that everybody has.

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So I think that's why they picked Netflix to go after.

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So I hope Netflix listens.

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It's gaining a lot of steam, so we'll see.

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I think that's why WWE went to Netflix because it's so common.

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It is probably the most viable, popular option that you can do.

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Anyhow, we're going to report this on the sports bastards.

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All of the NFL, and they're getting a paddling over this.

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They're in the Ass Paddling Hall of Fame, but they're getting another one.

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We're pulling them out for this.

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Next year, they're not going to be able to get NFL on any regular TV.

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It's going to have to be through all of their entities' apps.

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So like if it's Netflix, which is an app, you've got to go through there.

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CBS is having it.

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It's got to be through the CBS app.

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It's got to be through every...

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Any Paramount.

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Yes, Paramount, all that.

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So there you go.

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It's all pay per play now.

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And you know what?

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You're fucked.

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Home markets, they don't care.

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So anyhow, the NFL is grabbing a whole pile of cash, and they're getting an ass paddling over it.

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And I'm not subscribing to it, man.

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You know what?

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I'll find one of those YouTube videos where they play it in the mirror, and I'll watch the game like that.

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But I refuse, unless I already have the service, I refuse to pay the NFL another fucking cent.

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Because there's a lot of people, especially the elderly, that love football that are not going to be able to watch it now because of greed.

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So anyhow.

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Okay, so speaking of greed, I have a big complaint about McDonald's and their AI order taker.

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Number one, their screens broke at the location that I go to on my way to work.

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So I can't check to see if they got my order correct, right?

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And number two, when I order, number four, it means I want the two breakfast burritos, hash browns, and a coffee.

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Not one burrito, no hash brown and a drink.

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The bullshit AI can't figure out that I'm ordering a complete meal and not one burrito and one coffee.

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It's really pissing me off because every time I go to number four and then she goes, this is AI doing this.

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Would this be a burrito?

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And I go, yeah.

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And a drink? Yeah.

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I didn't think I had to say the number four, the two burritos, the hash brown and a drink.

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You never had to do that before when there's somebody live.

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So I'm thinking in my opinion, it's a little bit more sinister than that.

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This is my opinion.

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I'm thinking they want you to download their app and then you know your order is correct because you ordered ahead of time.

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They have it ready for you.

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You say, okay, I'm going to be there at 740.

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You go through at 740.

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Hey, I'm Mark.

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It said to give you 347.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it is.

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I refuse to download the app.

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You know what?

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I'm not going to get constant spam over book.

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Buy one, get one free, big max 24 seven or nothing like that.

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So you know what?

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I just won't go there.

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I mean, there's a lot of stuff like that.

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A bell is pissing me off.

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McDonald's on this certain case is pissing me off.

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I don't have to go there and I'm going to just start.

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Yeah, I'm going to go with my wallet, man.

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It pisses me off.

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I mean, like I said, maybe I'm wrong on this, but how come you order a number four?

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And it says on the screen.

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Well, the screen's broke.

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But I know from all the other McDonald's, a number four means the complete meal.

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If I wanted a breakfast burrito and a drink, I would say, yeah, I'll take a breakfast burrito and a drink.

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I wouldn't say a number four.

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So, you know, yeah, it's pissing me off.

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And, you know, so speaking of spam and sale, I use this service online to try to locate the top insurance rates for for the new Jeep.

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Right.

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I had no idea that the bastard website was going to give all the insurance salespeople my information.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, oh, it pissed me off because it said in the writing there, it's kind of tricky.

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I went back and read it.

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It acts like it figures it out for you and throws you the rates.

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But in the fine print there, it says that we can give people your information so they can speak to you directly.

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And so I have this one idiot.

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I forgot his name.

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It's something like Brent from State Farm or Farmers or whatever, something like that.

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One of those.

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This asshole has been nonstop fucking calling me at work, texting me one time.

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I answered the phone accidentally because it is like a number of the guy that we bought the car, you know, the number of the place we bought the Jeep from.

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And I thought that they were, you know, they were needing something.

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And anyhow, he said, you know, hey, I'm Brent from whatever farmer state farm, all state, whatever.

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And he said he goes, hey, hey, Mark.

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And I said, I'm not Mark.

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And he goes, well, who is this?

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And I hung up.

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You know, it pissed me off.

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What I should have done was hung up on him.

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You know, I if I hung up and tried that strategy, it probably would have been the best.

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You know, I hung up on him, but the strategy I should have tried was telling him, leave me the fuck alone.

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If you call me again, I'm going to do harassment on you or something.

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Or if you call me one more time, I'll never buy your fucking insurance again and I will report you to your insurance company.

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But I didn't, you know.

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So anyhow, you know, the call in and text in a whole nine yards, I was so pissed.

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All I could do was hang up.

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You ever you ever do that?

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Right.

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You get so mad, you just fucking hang up.

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Yeah, and you don't think you don't think about it, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, I should have told him quit fucking calling.

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So anyhow, I had to go extremes on this.

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So I'll explain it.

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So I, you know, he leaves voicemails constantly.

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And I mean, I had three of them in one day and two texts from this asshole.

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So he'd have to listen to my message every time to give a voicemail.

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So I get into my phone and record a new message, which wasn't easy.

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It took me an hour to figure this shit out.

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So anyhow, and it was this.

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And if you want to hear it, you know, call me and I won't answer.

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You'll hear it.

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I recorded this.

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Brent, you're a fucking dickhead that loves to spam and invade people's privacy.

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I figured out you don't have a life, but I do.

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So I am busy and don't have time for your shit.

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So could you kindly go fuck a tree or something that will prevent you from bothering me ever again?

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I hate you and your fucking insurance company.

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They got to work.

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It should work.

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That should work.

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I think you'll get the point.

334
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I think you'll get the point too.

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Oh, and the other thing I forgot to say is I called him back and it's a non call number.

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So he can't call him back and spam him back.

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What the hell?

338
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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This number is not available to be picked up or some shit like that.

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I'm like, you mother.

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So, oh, I was pissed as hell at this time.

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And then after that, it took me an hour to get into my voicemail, but at least I know how to do it now.

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So if I change my voicemail, I know how to do it.

345
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So but I'm going to leave it on there for a couple of weeks before I change it.

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You know, anyone that's worked this shit will go, hey, what's that about?

347
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And then I'll tell them, you know.

348
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So anyhow, I'll do a follow up report on that so people know exactly what happened.

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I imagine after this, they will want to know.

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So anyhow, Rob, I'm done ranting for a while.

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We turn to you.

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OK.

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A legendary hard rock group is launching its own coffee brand at one of America's biggest motorcycle rallies, naturally.

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Sturgis?

355
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Motorhead, a band that will celebrate its 50th anniversary this year.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's iconic with that iconic county frontman and bassist.

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Let me kill Mr.

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God rest his soul.

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We love a Lemmy.

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Sorry.

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Yes.

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It has announced that it will launch its Speed Freak coffee at Daytona Bike Week 2025.

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Oh.

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It will be held February 28th to March 9th in Florida.

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The emotional materials describe the blend as the loudest, fastest, and heaviest coffee you'll ever ingest,

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which sounds about right for a band whose signature songs include Ace of Spades, Overkill, Death Forever, and We Are the Road Crew.

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The coffee is further described as a full-body, paint-peeling base gripper containing notes of dark chocolate, caramel, and cocoa, trying to fuel your day.

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Truth be told, it's also a little nutty with a fruit kick to boot.

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I'm sold.

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What about you?

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Oh, yeah.

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Anything with chocolate.

374
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Oh, yeah.

375
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Oh, that sounds...

376
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It sounds like it's going to amuse you.

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Yeah.

378
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Wow.

379
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Good.

380
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When is it coming out?

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Did it say exactly when?

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When is bike week?

383
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Well, they're announcing it February 28th to March 9th.

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Okay.

385
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I'll just look it up on the Internet because they've got to be an Internet presence.

386
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This article does not say when it's actually going to be released.

387
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I'll find out because I want to try some of that.

388
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What about you?

389
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Oh, definitely.

390
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Okay.

391
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You know what?

392
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Let's both do our own report like we did...

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Oh, shit.

394
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I forgot.

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The Buffalo Sauce Pepsi or whatever.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

399
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We're going to do the Douchebag Does It For You.

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Thanks to Joey Barrow.

401
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Yeah.

402
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Yep.

403
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So, anyhow, let's see.

404
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Oh, Lemmy.

405
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I am doing a report on the music creeps about Lemmy Kilmeister, Meister, whatever.

406
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I think it's Kilmeister.

407
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Yeah.

408
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Okay.

409
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Lenny Kilmeister and the songs that he's written for other people.

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He was a very accomplished songwriter, but nobody really knows it.

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He has probably 30 top songs that you've heard of on the radio or heard playing somewhere.

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And he was a very accomplished songwriter, and he made a lot more money writing songs

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than he did being in Motorhead.

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And I'm going to expose this to everybody on the...

415
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Probably not the next music creeps because we got some stuff going on.

416
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Oh, well, I'll tell you what it is so you can come up with your list.

417
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One of the things that we're going to focus in on is what if you had the power to grab

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somebody out of one band or a solo artist and put them in another band forcefully?

419
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They don't want them there.

420
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And then you have to explain what will happen.

421
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Okay.

422
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So, like maybe putting Axl Rose with Steely Dan, you know, and you're forcing them in

423
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there, right?

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So you have to come up with... it's got to be an odd pairing, probably piss them off,

425
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right?

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And they probably wouldn't work well together.

427
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So, you put them in there, one is a ha-ha, and two, what would happen?

428
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Would they end up in a fistfight?

429
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Would they all walk off and not talk to each other?

430
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So, we're going to have a list.

431
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I'm going to do probably maybe 12 of them.

432
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So, however many comes to mind that you can think of that you think would be funny, go

433
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ahead and do that because that's what we're going to do.

434
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You know me, I like to stick to Ronnie's rules.

435
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Seven?

436
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Okay.

437
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All right.

438
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You know me, I like...

439
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No wonder he likes you better.

440
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Yeah, I stick to the rules.

441
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That's why he likes you better.

442
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All right.

443
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Okay.

444
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Let's see.

445
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Anyhow, well, we got some emails.

446
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You want to take our first break and come back and get on them?

447
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Yeah, sounds good.

448
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
All right.

449
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We'll be right back.

450
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Well, because what a deep-fried crispy chicken nubbit just didn't have the right ring.

458
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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

459
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If I were floating in outer space, if I was to paddle my arms and legs, would I float

460
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faster?

461
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Hmph.

462
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I may never know.

463
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Now, from this underground bunker in Camden in Missouri, stock-full of dried guts, canned

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food, and a couple of vibrating toys, and some ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Radd.

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The cheapest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Now, it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

468
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Hey there, fuckstick.

469
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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

470
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Punxsutawney fills.

471
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Babies are named Shadow and Sonny.

472
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Hi, y'all.

473
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This is Chicago.

474
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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

475
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You can't touch me.

476
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Oh yeah?

477
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This is Kansas City here.

478
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Hold my beer, bitch.

479
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

480
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Dishwater has the top ten spots on Billboard Hot 100.

481
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

482
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

483
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Well, so have we.

484
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000
That's why we give you The Origin of.

485
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
This is the origin of two douchebags and microphone.

486
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:33,000
It all started a couple of years ago when Topher and I realized we could annoy people really easily at will.

487
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:39,000
We decided to take it a little further and start a podcast to try to annoy more people at a much larger level.

488
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000
It worked so well, we brought our annoying friend Rob in for the whole gig.

489
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000
So now you have three horrible podcasts out of one horrible podcast.

490
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
You're welcome, America.

491
00:29:50,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark in Kansas City.

492
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
And I'm Rob in Kansas City.

493
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
And that would be Missouri for you out of town folk that may not know where that's at.

494
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000
And what is around there? What is it?

495
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Just this little thing we call Lake of the Ozarks.

496
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000
That's right. Like what you've seen on TV, what you've seen on Netflix, all of that.

497
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:29,000
That's where Rob, he is in the epicenter of sin. Lake of the Ozarks.

498
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000
So you want to get into some emails?

499
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Yeah, sounds good.

500
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000
All right. First one's from Ronnie Tulsa King.

501
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
All right.

502
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
You can only listen to seven albums for the rest of your life.

503
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,000
What would they be? Ronnie and Tulsa, Tulsa King.

504
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
We'll do that.

505
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
All right.

506
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
We'll do that Tuesday night.

507
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Yeah.

508
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Okay. I think I've already got two in my head right now.

509
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Okay.

510
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah, I think so. I do too.

511
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Mark. Oh, by the way, everybody is after me on this one.

512
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Everybody seems to be irritated with me in one way or another.

513
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:15,000
So this is the first of many of them that decided I'm an asshole.

514
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:22,000
So, Mark, you really seem intelligent sometimes, but on the same hand, you seem like a complete idiot.

515
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Why is that?

516
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Gabe and Princeton.

517
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Okay.

518
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Yeah.

519
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Okay. You want to ask something about cigars?

520
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
You want to ask something about band related?

521
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000
You want to ask something about what I'm interested in?

522
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I'm a fucking genius.

523
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:50,000
You want to ask me to write a thesis on, I don't know, world geography?

524
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
I'm not your guy.

525
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I'm more of a common sense guy.

526
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
I'm not a college guy.

527
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
That's why I went to trade school.

528
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
That's why I did not go to college.

529
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Well, I did for briefly, but yeah, some things I'm really intelligent on and some things I'm pretty damn dumb on.

530
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
So I don't get what your point is.

531
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Rob, what do you know really well?

532
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
I know how to cut steel.

533
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Okay. Rob, what do you not know really well?

534
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I don't understand it.

535
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Okay. So would you call yourself brilliant at cutting steel?

536
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't come up with different ways.

537
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Would you call yourself?

538
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I mean, different angles, you know.

539
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,000
When it comes to auto mechanics, yeah. I should have listened to my dad.

540
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Yeah. You see, so look, this email here does not piss me off because it's true.

541
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,000
If you hit me with the wrong subject, I'm a dumb ass, but it doesn't bother me.

542
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I'm me. I don't give a shit.

543
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
I don't have to improve.

544
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I don't have to impress Gabe and Princeton with anything.

545
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:19,000
If Gabe and Princeton does not like what I do, Gabe and Princeton does not have to download this program.

546
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
That's it.

547
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
So at least I'm not...

548
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
It's just being human.

549
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Yeah.

550
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Just being human.

551
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
At least I'm not listening to a complete idiot.

552
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
But you did say I sound really intelligent sometimes.

553
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:38,000
So, you know, maybe whenever I sound really intelligent, you listen, and whenever I sound like a complete idiot, you just fast forward.

554
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
How's that?

555
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Can we come to an agreement there?

556
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
So anyhow, next one, and this is a good one too.

557
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Mark, you're a dumb ass.

558
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000
You do not pronounce Cohiba Beehive correctly.

559
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
George and Willington.

560
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Yes, it's beehike or beehike.

561
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Depending on who you are, it's a...

562
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
No, no, actually it's beehike.

563
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
I forgot how...

564
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Beehike.

565
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
You know what?

566
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
It's something like that.

567
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
And I know it's not beehike.

568
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:21,000
I pronounce it like that because no one would know how to look it up if I pronounced it the right way.

569
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And I think actually it's bahike.

570
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Bahica.

571
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
So it's not beehike, it's bahica.

572
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah, that's what it is.

573
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Bahica.

574
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
So I know what it is.

575
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:39,000
But if I said, hey, it's a bahica, you're going to spell it wrong and you're not going to know what to look up if you want to.

576
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:46,000
If I pronounce it wrong and pronounce it like it's spelled over here,

577
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,000
beehike, B-E-H-I-K-E, then you're going to go look it up.

578
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I mean, successfully.

579
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
So yeah, I know.

580
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
And actually I should know it really well.

581
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000
It sent me back 300 bucks for a very short robusto.

582
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,000
And that was a great price for it because a friend of mine is a cigar importer.

583
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
And he had one to sell me at a sale price and that was.

584
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
But it was a very good cigar.

585
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
It was the best cigar I'd ever had in my life.

586
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
It's fucking fantastic.

587
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
But anyhow, so.

588
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Okay.

589
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Ronnie's top seven bands to listen to forever are

590
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:32,000
White Snake is number seven, Rush is number six.

591
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Judas Priest is number five.

592
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Black Sad.

593
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I know I missed that one completely too.

594
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Numberless.

595
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
I'm just not a priest fan.

596
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
I'm more of a maiden fan.

597
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Oh, okay.

598
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I love maiden too.

599
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
I know I keep it clear here.

600
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Number five is Black Sabbath.

601
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Number four is April Wine.

602
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Oh, hell yeah.

603
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Yep. Yep.

604
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Why did I get that?

605
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
That's what I thought when I read this.

606
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Yes.

607
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Number three is Deep Purple.

608
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
One for me.

609
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Yep.

610
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Oh, wait a minute.

611
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Who did I skip?

612
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Okay. Number two is Deep Purple.

613
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Number one is Led Zeppelin.

614
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
All right.

615
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
That's pretty solid.

616
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Pretty solid.

617
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Solid. Solid with us, Ronnie. Solid with us.

618
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Yeah. Yeah.

619
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Thank you, Ronnie.

620
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Tulsa King, we appreciate it.

621
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
And we will get on your list of seven albums.

622
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
But again, right back at you.

623
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Right, Rob?

624
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Yeah.

625
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Yep.

626
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
You asked us if we came right back at you.

627
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Anything musically like that, we're going to throw right back at you because we want to know.

628
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Yeah, because we're trying to get to know us.

629
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
We're trying to get to know you.

630
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Okay. There we go.

631
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Hey, guys.

632
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
I live just outside of Freeman.

633
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:08,000
It's my understanding that the police memorial isn't going to be located at the Justice Center, but at the city park.

634
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
That hideous chimney will stay.

635
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Sorry, Ronnie in South Freeman.

636
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000
It won't stay if we go help some people to go tear it down.

637
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Allegedly.

638
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000
We already have backup.

639
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Yeah. Yeah.

640
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
We don't care.

641
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
We don't care where the memorial is going.

642
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
That chimney is coming down.

643
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,000
So, but thank you for letting us know, Lonnie in South Freeman.

644
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Okay.

645
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,000
I love how that got a lot of steam, didn't it?

646
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Oh, my God, did it.

647
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I didn't think that anyone would give that much of a shit about it, but evidently everyone else strives by that thing and like just goes, well, it's a truth.

648
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
It means a lie.

649
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Why?

650
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:03,000
It is the dumbest idea for a memorial to anything I've ever seen.

651
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:08,000
We had some gal from Kansas call her in one battle.

652
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Yeah, yeah, from Lawrence.

653
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:15,000
She wrote in before you told her and I remember her now.

654
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Yeah.

655
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah.

656
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Everyone knows that that thing is a piece of crap.

657
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
And whoever thought of both sides.

658
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Yeah.

659
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Whoever thought of putting a chimney there.

660
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000
I question your brain cells.

661
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Sorry.

662
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
But that is the dumbest thing I've ever seen for a memorial in my life.

663
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
So anyhow.

664
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
And I've seen a lot of dumb things.

665
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Have you, Rob?

666
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Oh, yeah.

667
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Oh, yeah.

668
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Okay.

669
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Would you put this up there?

670
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Yeah, yeah.

671
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000
That's probably a top.

672
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Yeah.

673
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Yep.

674
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Okay.

675
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
All right.

676
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
And then finally, I love the new Uncle Rob bit.

677
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
You left off number three.

678
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I just thought I would like to correct it.

679
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Janie.

680
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Yeah.

681
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yeah, we know.

682
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
I read that one because it was like the shortest of all of them.

683
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Of the people complaining about number three or thinking we missed it.

684
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah, but they're doing it great.

685
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
They're acknowledging it.

686
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Yeah, we understand and we're going to do it.

687
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
You guys will have number three shortly.

688
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Yeah, so thank you.

689
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Oh, I got one more here.

690
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Hang on.

691
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I'm on board.

692
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000
You need a new town to pimp in your douchebag pledge.

693
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000
The knob stroke town or whatever sounds perfect.

694
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
I think it's Adam Branson.

695
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Knoblic.

696
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Knob.

697
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Knob.

698
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Knob.

699
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Knoblic.

700
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Knoblic.

701
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Yes.

702
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Knoblic.

703
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Adam Branson.

704
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Yes.

705
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Yes.

706
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
So yeah, Adam Branson.

707
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
That's true.

708
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Yeah.

709
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Okay.

710
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
So we've already decided Knoblic is it.

711
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
I think that's what you meant by saying Knob Stroke.

712
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah, Knoblic is it.

713
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
So we got to find out more about the town.

714
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,000
And the problem is the guy that I had record that no longer does voiceovers.

715
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
So it's going to have to be a different voice.

716
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And so I'm sorry.

717
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I'm going to tell you right now it's going to be a different voice.

718
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:23,000
It's not going to be the same guy, but he no longer does voiceovers because he works

719
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,000
for a controlled situation that won't allow him to do that.

720
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

721
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
All right.

722
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Avis Aeronautics based in San Mateo, California is working to make flying cars a reality.

723
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Amen.

724
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:55,000
The company released what it calls the first ever video of its kind showing a car driving

725
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
down a road before taking off vertically into the sky.

726
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:08,000
In another video shared by AILA, the car is seen soaring over a vehicle before safely

727
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
landing on the ground.

728
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:19,000
AILA's CEO, Jim Dockhobby, hopes the video can serve as a proof of concept, one that

729
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000
demonstrates flying cars are not just a dream, but a potential reality.

730
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:33,000
AILA's made headlines in July 2023 when the MAA granted the company permission to begin

731
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
its test flights.

732
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
A year and a half later, the company shared its first footage of those tests.

733
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:48,000
McCollumy envisions flying cars as a way to reduce traffic congestion and make travel

734
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
more efficient.

735
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:57,000
The answer says infrastructure for the innovation is already in place, saying there are highways

736
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
in the sky.

737
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Very fricking cool.

738
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
This is what we've been waiting for.

739
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Every guy around, every guy that's a guy's guy, you know?

740
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Yeah.

741
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
We've been waiting for this forever.

742
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
This is something like, I'm telling you what, there's going to be a mad rush for this stuff.

743
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Star Wars.

744
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Star Wars is what got, what, everybody, yeah.

745
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yeah, I mean, I know I'm not the only one and you're not the only one.

746
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
It wasn't exactly a car, but you know.

747
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Well, a personalized vehicle that it's like, well, I'm going to go see Rob.

748
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
I'm going to take about 20 minutes to get there.

749
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I better leave right now.

750
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000
You jump in the personal flight vehicle and you go towards Rob.

751
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Yeah.

752
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Yeah.

753
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:57,000
It's going to be interesting though, because I do have a feeling, number one, it's not going to be as easy as it seems, right?

754
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
You're up in the air.

755
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
No, it's not.

756
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Yeah, you're up in the air.

757
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
You're like, is that my house?

758
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I think that's home.

759
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I don't know.

760
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
You get down closer.

761
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Oh shit, I'm way away.

762
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Then you go back up and you start going the way that is.

763
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
And then you overshoot it.

764
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I think it's going to be a pain in the ass at first until you learn it really well.

765
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Or maybe they have some sort of magnifier on there to where you can look and see the ground below.

766
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Or maybe you're close enough to where you do see the ground enough to where you know you're at.

767
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I don't know.

768
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Do you see?

769
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I've got GPS.

770
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
OK.

771
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
You know what?

772
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
GPS will work then.

773
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Yeah, that's a good idea.

774
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
OK.

775
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
All right.

776
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:40,000
I've got something here.

777
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Remember slice?

778
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Yeah, slice cola.

779
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Yeah, yeah.

780
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I'm a bit out of order with cola, but yeah.

781
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:56,000
During the taping of an Up and Coming Talk Show appearance on the Jonathan Ross Show,

782
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:02,000
it was reportedly revealed that customers at his Lucky Cat restaurant were stealing

783
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:07,000
the cat figurines that decorate the entire bakery.

784
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:15,000
The celebrity chef told Ross that 477 of the cat figurines,

785
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:25,000
which are inspired by the Monika Niko figurines that are often seen in Japanese restaurants,

786
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:35,000
were stolen in the first week of operations after Lucky Cat's grand opening in the Bishop Gate area of London.

787
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:41,000
They cost 4.50 pounds each, thank you.

788
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:47,000
It was unclear whether the land seal intended to be thought of at Brooks.

789
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:55,000
My date of death and these appearance on Jonathan Ross Show are Saturday.

790
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Cool.

791
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Wow.

792
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:03,000
In one week they stole 477 of them.

793
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Classic, isn't it?

794
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Yeah, yeah.

795
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Yeah, they're not walking around and stealing that thing.

796
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
They're stealing it.

797
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
All right.

798
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
I found the article and I apologize for all the hand-hawn earlier.

799
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000
You're fine.

800
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Okay.

801
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Slice soda.

802
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
It came out.

803
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,000
It was big for a few years because it had 10% fruit juice in it, remember?

804
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah.

805
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,000
But no one cared to look at the ingredients panel at first.

806
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:46,000
It was originally introduced as Pepsi's answer to Sprite, which they're still looking for.

807
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
The healthier image, it worked for a while,

808
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:55,000
and parents eventually started looking at the ingredients list after all the little ones developed type 2 diabetes

809
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
and probably a body mass of probably in the 40s.

810
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:05,000
So they caught that the only difference between that and the regular soda was about 10% fruit juice, allegedly.

811
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,000
And the fruit juice made it taste like fried ass anyhow, didn't it?

812
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Yeah.

813
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Yeah, it was horrible.

814
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
It did.

815
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
So they find out that it's not that healthy for you.

816
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Everyone fell for the gimmick pretty much.

817
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,000
It was like 10% fruit juice and everybody's like, eh, you know.

818
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
And they ran out and got it.

819
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
And what did it last, maybe four years, five years, maybe something like that?

820
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah, something like that.

821
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Yeah, it wasn't long.

822
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
OK.

823
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000
So slice had eventually disappeared from all the store shelves.

824
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
But that is until now, Rob.

825
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,000
It's back for a few retailers have it.

826
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
And Costco is going to have it as well.

827
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:49,000
They have it in like California, maybe Arizona or something, but they plan on having it from this article.

828
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000
They plan on rolling it out everywhere.

829
00:46:52,000 --> 00:47:00,000
But this time it's not it's not a part of PepsiCo and it is a healthier alternative to regular sugar sugary sodas.

830
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Sujilife has reinvented the classic old stuff in name only.

831
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000
So anyhow, it was.

832
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Hang on, I got some more here.

833
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:20,000
And OK, this version of slice will compete with various new sodas that claim to be probiotic, prebiotic and less sugar.

834
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,000
The drink will mix with the various versions of the new health trend.

835
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
As a matter of fact, Coke is rolling out one.

836
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
I think it's already rolled out.

837
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:35,000
And you know, the Simply Brands, it's of juice, Simply Juice.

838
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
You see them all over, right?

839
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Yeah, yeah.

840
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
OK, they have a Simply Pop now.

841
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,000
And so it's going to compete with the slice.

842
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
But Pepsi doesn't own it anymore.

843
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:53,000
The Sujilife owns it, but it's going to compete with this and the other the Poppy.

844
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Have you seen the Poppy Probiotic alternative to soda?

845
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I think it's called Poppy.

846
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yeah, it's going to compete with all of these.

847
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:09,000
So so anyhow, we'll see how well it does because I don't know.

848
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:15,000
You know, there's something about people that if they want sugary sodas,

849
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:21,000
they usually don't tend to like healthier alternatives, right?

850
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Right.

851
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Yeah.

852
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
So we'll see what happens.

853
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
So anyhow, that's pretty much it there.

854
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I'm glad I got through that damn thing.

855
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,000
So anyhow, Rob, let's take our second break and we'll come right back.

856
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Sound good?

857
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Sounds good.

858
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
OK, I'm off the hook.

859
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:48,000
OK.

860
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
The apocalypse just happened.

861
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
You don't know what to do.

862
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You don't know where to go.

863
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

864
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
How to stay clean during an apocalypse.

865
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Plant oils such as cedarwood, rosewood, and rose are often added to soaps to impart their scents.

866
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:15,000
The fruits of several native North American plants contain sufficient levels of saponin to produce lather and can be used as soaps or shampoos.

867
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte,

868
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

869
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
It really hurts.

870
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Who can afford plastic surgery?

871
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Stay safe, everyone.

872
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Yes, it's true.

873
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Mark is an old bastard.

874
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000
It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

875
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:42,000
But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen,

876
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:48,000
it's obviously fake and you're to take the pictures and tear them up immediately.

877
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

878
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

879
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Real hilarity.

880
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:03,000
You are dressed like an assistant event coach at an Ohio State Middle School.

881
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Oh shit, what's that over there?

882
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

883
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Ugh!

884
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:17,000
I asked my date to meet me at the gym.

885
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
She didn't show up.

886
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I guess we're not going to work out.

887
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

888
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

889
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:41,000
A woman in Texas holds the world's record for the longest time.

890
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,000
She checks in at 3.11 inches wide.

891
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:51,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

892
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Should I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock?

893
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Will they eventually not match up?

894
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Hmph, I may never know.

895
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Two dish bags of microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

896
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:19,000
We offer you first world problems.

897
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Oh shit, look at that drive-thru wine.

898
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

899
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Ugh, this sucks.

900
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Harambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack realistic tape recorder.

901
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack realistic tape recorder anymore.

902
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:52,000
You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack realistic tape recorder.

903
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Well, it's because Harambe is dead.

904
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking on her phone.

905
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack realistic tape recorder, or any other show, anymore.

906
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Sorry, Harambe.

907
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:22,000
These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic needle.

908
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

909
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Okay, so we're just two douchebags in microphone and I'm Mark.

910
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
And I'm Rob.

911
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Alright, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

912
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot to bring it up.

913
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:50,000
There are emails. We were talking about that email from Brussels we got.

914
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Yes, yes.

915
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000
I went back and re-listed. That was Walt in Brussels.

916
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,000
And he was the one that asked about the plane crashes that I didn't want to talk about.

917
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Rob, you know what? I get what you're saying.

918
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:09,000
I just felt because, you know, he bothered to write.

919
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:15,000
I was going to brush on it. I didn't go into it. I just gave him some of my opinions and we moved on.

920
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
So, anyhow, but I get it.

921
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:22,000
And I got thinking about, you know, I mean, they're so made conspiracy theories.

922
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,000
They could have something to do with the drones here all back. You never know.

923
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Yeah, yeah, I mean.

924
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,000
We don't know at this point, so I can't answer.

925
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:38,000
If we did know, we'd probably stop him, right? I mean, yeah, so, yeah.

926
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

927
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Yeah, so, anyhow, so Walt in Brussels, thank you very much.

928
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:54,000
And we hope to hear more from you and maybe other people in Brussels because we've always had a great presence there.

929
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:00,000
So, yeah, I remember like the first couple of weeks we were in existence.

930
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Brussels was like one of the first hits we got. It was like, wow.

931
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,000
So like that, I believe that outside the U.S., Brussels was the first market that we hit was that.

932
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000
So thank you, Brussels. Keep writing in. Walt, thank you.

933
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000
It just kind of invigorates you, you know.

934
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:26,000
So I got something about sticks and do you want to hear?

935
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Sure. I might do this on the music creeps, too, but I think it deserves to go on here because you and I have always talked about our love for sticks.

936
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Right. We love that. OK.

937
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Dennis DeYoung said I was begging for my life and my job was sticks.

938
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Dennis DeYoung has been out of sticks for 25 years.

939
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:49,000
The band chose to replace him when he was deathly ill and couldn't tour with the band in 1999.

940
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,000
And that was their comeback album. And the name of it escapes me.

941
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,000
But it wasn't it wasn't anything to write home about. I can tell you that right now.

942
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:06,000
It was an OK, OK album at best. But anyhow, DeYoung co-founded Sticks in 1972.

943
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Sticks broke up after Killroy Was Here album in 1983. We spoke about that a few times, haven't we?

944
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We.

945
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000
You and I liked it. It wasn't our favorite, but we liked it.

946
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:24,000
But evidently, a lot of people hated it and it ruined their image as a rocker.

947
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:31,000
So anyhow, Killroy Was Here album in 1983 kind of killed it.

948
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:37,000
He was a part of the reunion in 1990. You know, and then he got ill.

949
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000
He grew ill and they chose to replace him instead of waiting for him.

950
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:49,000
They replaced him. And then after they replaced him, the story is, is they started saying that he ruined the band and everything.

951
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,000
And he's never going to come back in. And he's like, you know what?

952
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
He goes, you know, he doesn't like his bandmates.

953
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:09,000
He had, you know, he had he wants to do a farewell tour with Sticks, but not because he likes him, but because he he's doing that.

954
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:15,000
He wants to do this for the fans. So I read that. I read that. Yeah.

955
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:25,000
And so Sticks has declined the idea, which I that pisses me off because look, whatever your problem is with Dennis D. Young, so be it.

956
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000
That's fine. Nobody's trying to change your opinion of them.

957
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:33,000
What people want to do is they want to see this origin well as much as they can.

958
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:40,000
They want to see the as much as the original lineup as they can because you guys are not going to be touring in a couple of years.

959
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:46,000
We know this father time is catching up with you guys. Dennis D. Young's like probably 74 now, I believe.

960
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
OK, so he can't be doing this much longer.

961
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Everyone else, I don't know how old Tommy Shaw is, but he's probably right behind him.

962
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,000
So these guys are not going to be around that much longer, at least playing.

963
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,000
OK, and Dennis D. Young, I think he has the right idea.

964
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Look, he's swollen his pride. These guys dumped his ass.

965
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:13,000
He was deathly ill and they dumped his ass. So he's swollen his pride to try to do this for the fans.

966
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,000
And he's getting a big double barrel from them.

967
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:27,000
So anyhow, I don't think Dennis D. Young is going to get his way or the fans are going to get their way either, because I guarantee you there's there's the two schools.

968
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Right. And there's the people like the Tommy Shaw rocker.

969
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:37,000
And then there's the people that like the Dennis D. Young melodic. And then there's people like you and me that like them both.

970
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:44,000
So I guarantee you even the rockers, the Tommy Shaw rockers want to see Dennis D. Young in there.

971
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:50,000
They want to see the whole band as much as they can. A couple of them died. So they're not going to be able to do that.

972
00:57:50,000 --> 00:58:00,000
But, you know, this would be close enough to the original lineup to where if you go see him, you feel satisfied.

973
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Like someone like me or Rob, did you ever get to see him? I never got to see him.

974
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Not with Dennis.

975
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Yeah, with Dennis.

976
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Not with Dennis.

977
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:15,000
I would love to see him with Dennis. So anyhow, Sticks, thanks for nothing.

978
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Rob, we turn to you.

979
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
All right.

980
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Alan Baldwin has opened up about the disastrous impact of West's shooting and on his mental health, admitting that he is happier when he's asleep than in his waking wife.

981
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:47,000
In October 2021, Senate Childhood for Helena Hutchins died when the A-list actor was using a default discharge on the set of the Western bill.

982
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:56,000
In October, Alec reached an undisclosed settlement with Hutchins' family in the wrongful dog death lawsuit.

983
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:02,000
His trial for involuntary manslaughter was thrown out in August 2024.

984
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:20,000
In a TLC reality show, the Baldwin's, Alec spoke candidly about how he was mentally trained about shooting while wife Hilaria Baldwin revealed how he was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder.

985
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Wow.

986
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Yeah, I mean, I would do it.

987
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Yeah, that would be a hell of a burden.

988
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
I get it. I get it.

989
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
I do too. I went from like...

990
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:07,000
I did not. When it happened, I was referring, that never crossed my mind on the mental state that would put him in.

991
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Yeah. Yeah, I never did either. And I went from like thinking he was a dickhead.

992
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:19,000
I mean, he might have used to been with the screaming at his kid and all that stuff and everything.

993
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
He might have used to been a hothead and a dickhead.

994
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000
But I think, you know, he's older now.

995
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:30,000
And I could not imagine accidentally killing somebody innocent and how that would affect you.

996
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000
And I'm sure that he does not sleep at night.

997
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,000
So I feel bad for him and I'm kind of laying off of him now.

998
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
I'm not like really outbashing him like I used to.

999
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Because I have to. I actually kind of take it up for him.

1000
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Yeah, me too. I feel sorry for the guy and that sucks.

1001
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
I'm glad that the family...

1002
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Look, Alec Baldwin is wealthy.

1003
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
So he could break off a chunk of that.

1004
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,000
I'm glad that the family is least taken care of over that.

1005
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Yes.

1006
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
So, yeah, that's got to be a hard thing to do.

1007
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,000
And if you ask the family, they'd rather have their loved one back.

1008
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000
But they can't.

1009
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,000
So they might as well be able to live comfortably because of that.

1010
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:11,000
So anyhow, so wow. Thank you, Rob.

1011
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000
I'm glad you reported on that.

1012
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000
I had no idea that was going on.

1013
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Yeah.

1014
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000
All right.

1015
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000
There's a new thing going on.

1016
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Gen Z, you know, our friends, Gen Z, we talk about them a lot.

1017
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
We're kind of fond of them, aren't we?

1018
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Yeah, yeah, we're getting pretty fond of them.

1019
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
I love their attitude. They're just like, we don't give a shit.

1020
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
They're not money motivated. They don't care.

1021
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
They're like, whatever. Nothing.

1022
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
It just goes off their back.

1023
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000
They're going to be like the first generation without any heart disease

1024
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,000
because they don't give a shit about it.

1025
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:49,000
So Gen Z will not apply for jobs that don't disclose a salary,

1026
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
which I think is awesome.

1027
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
In the age of online job hiring,

1028
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:58,000
there are a few things that can keep Generation Z from sending in their resume,

1029
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,000
namely if the job listing does not include the salary.

1030
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Why? It matters.

1031
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Gen Z is primed to make up 50% of the global workforce by 2030

1032
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:13,000
and could have a major say in certain shifting workforce expectations.

1033
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
The group, which includes workers up to 28 years old,

1034
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,000
is spearheading major changes in hiring departments

1035
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,000
as companies look to recruit top talent.

1036
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:30,000
According to a new report from, it's called like Job Birdie or something like that,

1037
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:35,000
companies may be scaring off the younger generation since 58% of Gen Zers

1038
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:41,000
surveyed said they won't apply for a job if the salary isn't disclosed ahead of time.

1039
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:48,000
In addition, 71% of Gen Zers said that they believe salaries should be openly discussed in the workplace.

1040
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Rob, what do you think?

1041
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,000
And then I'll go back to the rest of this.

1042
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Honestly, I'm one that believes you don't tell people how much you make.

1043
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Exactly, because you get dissension in there.

1044
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
How come he gets more than me?

1045
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Well, you may not know what all he does.

1046
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
There's all these factors.

1047
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Exactly.

1048
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
But as far as them disclosing your salary, they could put in a range.

1049
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Like let's say it's from 68,000 to 80,000.

1050
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:28,000
And that depends on your experience and how well you interviewed and all that, right?

1051
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Yeah, they could do that.

1052
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,000
I mean, they may not give you your exact salary if you're chosen,

1053
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:38,000
but they can give you a rough estimate between these two thresholds or whatever.

1054
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:45,000
So since many Gen Zers are dealing with financial uncertainty as a result of rising living costs and student loans,

1055
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:51,000
there could be a greater push to make sure they're going to be paid fairly by a company even before the interview stage.

1056
01:03:51,000 --> 01:04:04,000
The report, which was based on responses from 2000 adults aged 18 to 27, show 58% of Gen Zers said a salary between 50,000 and 100,000 would provide financial stability.

1057
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Wow, they're aiming kind of low with the 50,000 there.

1058
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:12,000
I mean, I don't know. 50,000 in one person? I don't know.

1059
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Still, many think more is expected in today's world with one in four saying they'd need between 100,000 and 200,000.

1060
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,000
That's more like it. 100,000, 200,000 for a comfortable lifestyle.

1061
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:27,000
The reason I say that, have you seen the prices of houses?

1062
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Yeah, I have.

1063
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Pieces of garbage are going for 300 grand that have fallen in.

1064
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:45,000
So this is while the youngest working generation often still has to rely on their parents to make ends meet with 41% of Gen Z saying they still depend on their family for money.

1065
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,000
And I know some of them. Yeah, it's true. And it's a sad testament.

1066
01:04:48,000 --> 01:05:00,000
I can tell you that. And not against Gen Zers. It's a sad testament to what has happened to our dollar and the misuse of it and the debt that we have going on.

1067
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,000
So anyhow, without going into anything else, Rob, we look at you.

1068
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Okay, this is, yeah, this one's a far out there for you.

1069
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Okay.

1070
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Irish authorities were alerted to the discovery of partial human remains on February 21st for a police statement obtained by people.

1071
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:34,000
A human hand was discovered at a schoolyard in Ireland and it is thought to have once belonged to a child, according to reports.

1072
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:52,000
In a statement obtained by people, the National Police and Security Service of Ireland said they were alerted to the discovery of partial human remains at a premises in Darndale, Dublin on Friday, February 21st.

1073
01:05:52,000 --> 01:06:11,000
The statement added that the state pathologist was notified and the body part was removed for examination and DNA analysis, which will assist in confirming the identity and determine the course of the investigation.

1074
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:16,000
The Irish police also said that the investigation remained ongoing.

1075
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Based on CCTV footage, it is believed that the remains, which local news broadcasters, RTE, reported was a hand, were dropped into the schoolyard by bird at about 1030 a.m. local time before they were discovered and reported to police about two hours later.

1076
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Wow.

1077
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:52,000
No children on the premises at the time as school was out for mid-term break.

1078
01:06:52,000 --> 01:07:02,000
On the card on the card captioned, well, of a bird dropping a human hand.

1079
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Wow.

1080
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,000
So that's the scary part was it's a kid's hand.

1081
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Yeah, yeah, I don't mean to laugh on that.

1082
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Right.

1083
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
But it's like, wow.

1084
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Yeah, kind of a nervous laugh.

1085
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Wow.

1086
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
It's a child's hand.

1087
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Right.

1088
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000
And a bird dropped it.

1089
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Not good.

1090
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000
In a schoolyard.

1091
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Yeah, in a schoolyard.

1092
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,000
Wow.

1093
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:35,000
I imagine they'll eventually figure out what that is because that hand had to have had a body attached to it, right?

1094
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Yeah, yeah, like it said, they have the hand, they're going to do DNA tests and stuff.

1095
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Yeah, they'll probably figure that out, I'm sure.

1096
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,000
So, wow.

1097
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Okay.

1098
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Very interesting.

1099
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,000
You know, I told Val the other day that I wanted to be cremated.

1100
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,000
I didn't mean next week.

1101
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Now I have to cancel the appointment.

1102
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,000
All right.

1103
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:06,000
There's a tattoo artist that inks his wife with RIP TikTok only to learn the US ban has been lifted.

1104
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Time is everything.

1105
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:21,000
Travis Menzenhall from Mesa, Arizona was finishing up some skin art on his wife commemorating TikTok's nine-year run in the US when he found out the APPS US ban had been lifted.

1106
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:33,000
The tattoo artist known as Juice Box can be heard laughing hysterically along with his wife as he takes video of her fresh ink showing a TikTok gravestone reading 2016-2025.

1107
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:39,000
The video then pans to a phone screen with a welcome back messages popping up from the app.

1108
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Luckily, they both found humor in the situation and Menzenhall saying, being in the tattoo industry, we like to do silly things.

1109
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:53,000
The Chinese owned app was banned by former President Joe Biden right as he was leaving office.

1110
01:08:53,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Even though the US Supreme Court upheld the ban, it only lasted for half a day after President Trump took office and pledged to restore it.

1111
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:11,000
You know, I remember, Rob, I got a tattoo of a pager the day before cell phones came out.

1112
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Oh, damn.

1113
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,000
Yeah, I know.

1114
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:19,000
I got it on my right ass cheek.

1115
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Oh my God.

1116
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000
I can't wear assless chaps anymore.

1117
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000
People laugh at me.

1118
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,000
I would.

1119
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,000
And then I got a digital camera tattoo on my other ass cheek.

1120
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Then smartphones were invented.

1121
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
I'm zero for two, Rob.

1122
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
Yeah, you are.

1123
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:45,000
You know, I'm really glad it all started when I shaved my head and I got my yellow pages tattooed on my scalp.

1124
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,000
All I had to do was grow my hair back.

1125
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Yeah.

1126
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Yeah.

1127
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Okay, Rob, save this, please.

1128
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,000
And thank you.

1129
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,000
Okay.

1130
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:05,000
KFC announced on Tuesday that the company will switch its US headquarters from Louisville, Kentucky to Plano, Texas.

1131
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Oh, Louisville is a cooler town, fuckers.

1132
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000
Hey, I'll go ahead.

1133
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Causing 100 employees to relocate alongside the headquarters within the next six months.

1134
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:22,000
I am disappointed by this decision and believe the company's founder would be too.

1135
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Governor Andy Beshear said in a statement, the company's name starts with Kentucky and it has marketed our state heritage and culture in the sale of its product.

1136
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:50,000
According to the change owner, young brand, KFC's relocation is part of a larger plan to eventually have two corporate headquarters, one in Plano and the other in Irvine, California.

1137
01:10:50,000 --> 01:11:02,000
And in addition to KFC employees relocating, young brands are also asking roughly 90 members of their remote workforce to relocate.

1138
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Those 90 employees are expected to move over the next 18 months.

1139
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:17,000
Despite moving the chain from Kentucky to Texas, the company and the KFC foundation plan to maintain corporate offices in Louisville, Kentucky.

1140
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:24,000
The chain is also planning on opening a flagship store in Louisville.

1141
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:35,000
These changes position us for sustainable growth and will help us better serve our customers, employees, franchises and shareholders.

1142
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:44,000
David Gibbs, young brands, executive chiefs officer said, according to a local fox, help it.

1143
01:11:44,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Okay, I figured they were going to be invested in Louisville somehow because Louisville has a brand new auditorium. I mean, a huge, what would you call it? A center, you know, like a basketball center or something like that.

1144
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:10,000
It's huge right in downtown Louisville and it's sponsored by young brands. So I figured they. Yeah.

1145
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:18,000
I just didn't imagine them, you know, sponsoring that and putting in some of the cash to have that thing built and then just bail completely.

1146
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:27,000
So, okay. Thank you, Rob. And young brands is like KFC, Frito Lay and a bunch of other things. I mean, they're all in like one umbrella.

1147
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:35,000
I think maybe it used to be PepsiCo owned all of them and then they sold them to young brands, I think something like that.

1148
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Yeah. And if not, then they will be spending that time in the clink.

1149
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:46,000
Clover said that he plans to do this this summer, not right now, because, you know, it's a little cold.

1150
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:59,000
But this summer, he said, not only does he plan on doing this, but he also plans on washing the cars and talking to the people and finding out their backstories and maybe getting them some help.

1151
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:05,000
So I like this Jeffrey Clover because it sounds like he he gives a shit about people.

1152
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:13,000
So he's not just trying to catch and release. He's trying to maybe help rehab the people and put them on a better path.

1153
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:24,000
So I judge like that. I'm all for it. I think that's great. What do you think? Yeah, I am too.

1154
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Cool. All right, Rob, we turn to you unless you want to shut this show down.

1155
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:40,000
I'm looking for one more. I got one here if you don't mind then.

1156
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Okay, go for it. Okay.

1157
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Next time you take a dump in a public restroom, you might want to consider this.

1158
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:58,000
A TikTok video has informed people the common problems associated with the toilet paper in public restrooms, a restroom at a mall in North Carolina had traces of fentanyl on the paper.

1159
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:02,000
The dose was enough to kill somebody would actually make them sick.

1160
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Another TikTok video had demonstrated how junkies will go into a public bathroom and shoot up drugs.

1161
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:14,000
There were blood spots on the side of the toilet paper and where no one could see until they touched it.

1162
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,000
Another TikTok video explained why people fall victim to the contaminated tissues.

1163
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:23,000
The foreign substances are usually on the side of the paper and you can't see them.

1164
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:33,000
The video shows the video went in to show you the other side of the toilet paper where there are blood spots, fecal matter, fentanyl.

1165
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:40,000
So what they say you really need to do if you if you're going to be out all day, you probably will have to use a public restroom,

1166
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:54,000
especially if you're female because you're going to have to use a toilet paper and sit down to bring your own wet wipes and to use them instead of using the toilet paper provided in the public bathroom.

1167
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,000
So yeah.

1168
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:02,000
Alright. Hey, I did come up with another one.

1169
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Alright.

1170
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:16,000
Buckle up 911 fans and grab your guitar. Creators Ryan Murphy and Tim Miner have announced a new spinoff for the drama set in Nashville.

1171
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Okay.

1172
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:25,000
With the original 911 currently in season eight and it's not surprising that another spinoff is in works.

1173
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:34,000
911 are respond spinoff 911 Lone Star, which recently wrapped its fifth and final season.

1174
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Producers must believe the dedicated 911 fan base is hungry for another team of emergency responders.

1175
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:48,000
There's everything to know about 911 Nashville.

1176
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:57,000
The details of 911 Nashville only recently announced the filming dates, let alone premiere date are unknown.

1177
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:05,000
However, when news of the spinoff first came out, Murphy told Variety, we hope to get on the air next fall.

1178
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:13,000
So depending on how quick the turnaround is, we might get Nashville as soon as fall 2025.

1179
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:19,000
If not, it may be held for a mid season show in 2026.

1180
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:24,000
Sounds like something I would check into and watch. What do you think?

1181
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Yeah.

1182
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000
Nashville is a fun city.

1183
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:35,000
I get into the 911 and I watched 911 Lone Star too.

1184
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,000
Oh yeah, I saw that too and it's good.

1185
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:45,000
Especially lower Broadway, a lot of shenanigans happened, a lot of drunken people, a lot of people doing stupid shit.

1186
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:49,000
That's going to be a fun series. I can tell you that right now.

1187
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,000
Half naked chicks going, woo! We know that's going to happen.

1188
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:58,000
So I got one more if you don't mind, if you have the time Rob, is that cool?

1189
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,000
Okay.

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01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Plane passenger descends into rage, hurls you sanitary pads at check-in staff after being denied boarding.

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01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:15,000
A furious passenger hurled her soiled sanitary pads at airport check-in staff when she was denied boarding.

1192
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,000
Boy that's mad.

1193
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,000
Soiled.

1194
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,000
Soiled. Previously used.

1195
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,000
Oh God.

1196
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:40,000
Gloria Osomori flew from her hometown of Lagos, Nigeria to Kenyatta National Airport in Nairobi, Kenya for her long-haul trip to Manchester, England on February 3rd.

1197
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:53,000
However, while checking in Osomori was told by airline staff that she did not have the required visa to enter France. She had booked a stop in Paris before the onward flight to Britain.

1198
01:17:53,000 --> 01:18:05,000
She was offered an alternative route, landing in London, but Osomori allegedly descended into check-in rage, shouting at the counter agents who tried to stay calm during the tirade.

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01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:17,000
The angry passenger eventually ended up being refused boarding and deported back into Kenya, losing the cost of her tickets to France and Manchester as well and her hotel booking.

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01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:21,000
Footage shows the check-in staff as Osomori confronts the attendants.

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01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:31,000
After a heated argument, the passenger was on her period allegedly through a bloodied menstrual pad which landed on the counter and then fell to the floor.

1202
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,000
Oh.

1203
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,000
It is seen lying on the ground at the end of the clip.

1204
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:43,000
Rob, what could a man do that would be the equivalent?

1205
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:52,000
Do you ever think of that, like this woman through soiled sanitary napkins previously used?

1206
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:59,000
The closest thing I can come to my mind is wiping your ass and pulling the toilet paper at it.

1207
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,000
That's the closest I can take that.

1208
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Yeah, maybe a snotty tissue too.

1209
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Blow your nose in the air.

1210
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,000
I guess you could throw spunk at him.

1211
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

1212
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:16,000
You could piss on him.

1213
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,000
Oh well, just something I thought.

1214
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Osomori yells in the video, you will provide me a sanitary towel. You cannot take my phone. You cannot take my phone.

1215
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,000
I will speak to the Minister of Finance in Nigeria. You will see.

1216
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:35,000
However, the infuriated agent shouted back at her, call the President of Nigeria, call the President of Nigeria.

1217
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,000
You will not fly on Kenya Airways, she said.

1218
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:44,000
Osomori was arrested and the used napkin was removed by a custodian with the proper safety equipment on.

1219
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,000
Well, we're glad that the custodian was safe, aren't we?

1220
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Yes, yes.

1221
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:55,000
And I salute you, Mr. Custodian Guy, for doing that. Someone has to.

1222
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000
Always.

1223
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Yeah.

1224
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,000
They do the dirty work.

1225
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:07,000
Yes, they do. Such as previously used sanitary napkins on a counter.

1226
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:11,000
So, Rob, are we ending this show?

1227
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:16,000
Yeah, I tell you, I couldn't top that one. I couldn't top that one.

1228
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:22,000
Yep. Well, this is it for two dash bugs and a...oh shoot, I keep saying everything.

1229
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:27,000
Douchebags. Two douchebags and a microphone.

1230
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:33,000
I'll have to read that again. I'm sorry. Hang on, hang on.

1231
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:39,000
Okay. D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G.

1232
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:45,000
Douchebag. Douchebag. Yeah, yeah. Douchebag. Two douchebags and a microphone.

1233
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,000
Thank you for listening, assholes. Have a good night.

1234
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,000
Good night, assholes.

1235
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:59,000
Oh no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1236
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:27,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.