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Operating from the... well, it kind of looks like Antarctica, but I mean, it is Kansas City, Missouri to my knowledge.

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And you are from where, Rob, my co-host?

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Hamilton, Missouri.

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Oh, isn't that where they got a ton, a shit ton of snow?

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Well, it's reported 10 inches.

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The length average is 10 inches.

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Yeah, yeah, I saw some of the footage. I would say it is. Oh, you sent me some footage right out your door, actually. It was coming down.

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Yeah, it was coming down, dude. It was coming down hard.

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Well, I got something for you here, Rob. I was watching the Weather Channel.

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All this snow was within a 24-hour period.

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Yeah, it was flat booking. It was coming down.

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And so I was watching one of the Weather Channels. I'm not sure. There's like four or five of them now.

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And it was going into snow totals, right? Did you know that there is?

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And this all came in right next to each other, okay, on this whatever Weather Channel was.

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I don't know if it was the Weather Channel, Fox, or whatever, I forgot, Accu, or whatever.

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Did you know that there's a cock tug, West Virginia?

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No.

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Yeah, it's spelt like...

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I'm surprised we don't have listeners from there.

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You know what? If you are listening from Cock Tug, West Virginia, let us know.

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You guys got eight inches of snow yesterday.

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And Nob Lick...

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We will give you a shout out every show just because you're town's name.

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Yes. And there is...

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Nob Lick, Missouri got 9.5 inches. Nob Lick, Missouri.

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Okay, I've been through that town.

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Oh, okay.

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It exists. It exists.

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Okay, and then the other one that sounds a lot like it, and I couldn't believe it. These are all in concession. One, two, three.

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I think someone at Weather Channel was getting ready to quit or got by on...

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It's Shell Knob.

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Oh, that's another one. No. Nob Rub. Nob Rub, Missouri.

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Nob Lick and Nob Rub.

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And then now Shell Knob. I forgot about that. Shell Knob's down there at Lake Goa.

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Yeah, we got Shell Knob. Well, they're down around...

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Oh, they're on Table Rock.

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That's Table Rock Lake. Yeah, that's an ornery.

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Yeah, that guy hit pretty hard.

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Okay. I didn't see Shell Knob, and I forgot about that, but Shell Knob's another one.

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Yeah, yeah. So they put these in concession. First, Cock Tug West Virginia got 8 inches.

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And I was like, do they know what they just did? Cock Tug, Nob Lick, and Nob Rub.

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And I was just sitting there going...

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They had to have noticed. It had to have been someone playing a joke or someone was quitting,

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and they're like, oh, I'm going to throw this up here because what are they going to do, fire me?

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But it was funnier than hell. I'm just sitting there having a good old time.

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And then I realized I was the only person that noticed it, so I kind of shut up.

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And I was like, well, that's podcast material right there.

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But you had some interesting stuff down there.

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Like, wasn't there some sort of a contest you're saying or something?

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Well, they've got a new snowplow.

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And they had a contest and a drawing on the new name of this snowplow.

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Yeah, they're actually going to name it. We're bored down here, man.

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I think it's awesome.

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Okay. Coming in at number seven.

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Plow Chica Plow Plow.

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Now, that's a good name.

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I think that one should have won.

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I would have went for that one, but I got to hear the other ones too.

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Plow around and find out.

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That one's good too.

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And this next one, you've got to know Lake Area.

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Grand D Glazer.

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Elaborate.

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The Grand Glaze Bridge. Grand Glaze.

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That's pretty cool.

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The road's also, if you think about it.

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That's true. That's true.

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I can see why that one took number five.

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Ozarkic Blast.

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Ozarkic Blast.

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Yeah, Ozark Blast.

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I got it confused. I got it.

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I got it confused with something else anyhow.

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Scoop Dog.

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Now that's a good one. I like that one.

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Yeah, I like that one too.

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Ozark Raw.

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Saw Enforcement.

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I like that one.

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I like the other ones better, but that one's fucking, it's really good.

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Scoop Dog, I like that one.

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And then the first two were really good.

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That was good. That was good.

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Okay, well, now the name that took it, Snowder Boat.

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Okay. Okay. I like that one.

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And the one that closed that name, his name happened to be Mark.

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Well, good job, Mark, whoever you are down there in the Camden, Osage Beach, Ozark, Lake of the Ozark area. Good job.

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That's pretty fucking awesome. Cool.

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Yeah, that tells you what we have to do when it snows. We name our snowplow.

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I get it. I get it.

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And now we have all the residuals 30 below my car won't start stuff and all that stuff.

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Nobody does anything.

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But next what?

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Three, four, about four days we're going to be at like in the 60s.

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Yeah, almost to 70.

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You know, I don't know what to say. You know what I mean? It's, it always does that to us.

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The pendulum of weather is bizarre.

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It doesn't necessarily surprise me, but I hear a lot of people talking going, what the hell is going on?

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I'm like, what do you mean? What the hell is going on?

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The weather. That's what's going on. It's always been like this. It's always been very bipolar.

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Just like, you know, and yeah, and it's going to be if it's 60 some degrees, it's going to feel like 80.

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People are going to be walking around in like tank tops and shorts because there's something about, you know, being like 30 below.

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The wind chill is like I believe right now 30 some below and then going to 60.

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Think of the temperature difference that is.

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That's like a 90 degree temperature swing.

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And everybody thinks you're sick now.

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I mean, hey, I've been fighting the cold for a week and a half, but I'm still up moving doing what I gotta do.

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That's cool.

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Well, I mean, you know, you got to get over it within the next few days.

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Yeah, you do.

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I'm really going to be here.

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Yep. Yeah. And I suddenly found a, I just found a town to take Montrose's place.

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Knoblick.

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Oh, did you?

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Yeah, Knoblick.

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Knoblick.

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Knoblick. We got to figure out some Knoblick stuff and kind of like that.

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I'll do some research into the town.

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Okay. That sounds good. I'd like to know where they...

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Yeah, we'll go over there.

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That sounds good. I'd love to know where they got their name from.

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So, okay, you know what, Rob, you know what really sucks now?

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What?

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You remember the good old days when you'd just piss in a Gatorade bottle, you know, when an emergency occurs and you didn't have to worry about cameras everywhere?

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It was complete freedom.

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Oh, yeah. Now you got all the cameras.

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I know where you're going.

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You really can't do it anymore.

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You know, what if a camera caught you, then that's a whole bunch of fucking trouble just for taking a piss.

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So you're sitting there holding it with your bladder about ready to break open.

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So yesterday morning, I took Val to the doctor's... actually it was the morning before that, not yesterday morning.

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I took Val to the doctor's appointment.

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This is pretty early, so, you know, I had a couple of rev-up copies, you know, to get me to go in.

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You know, and, you know, whenever you have a couple of rev-up copies, you know, you've got to piss three or four times urgently right after, right?

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It doesn't make sense.

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Let's say you put into your body 10 ounces, 50 ounces comes out.

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So I don't know how that works, but it sucks.

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So, you know, so in order to pull off a successful piss in a cup or a Gatorade jug, it takes precise deception, right?

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I mean, you know, there's probably...

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Yeah, yeah. You've got to get it this way.

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Yeah, yeah. So, you know, you're probably going to have some miss, amine, and a little spillage.

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So, you know, one, you look like you pissed your pants.

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Two, you smell like piss.

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And three, you're wearing piss.

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You know, the trifecta of suck.

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So, you know, and there's also the potential if I do this and I miss a little bit and then Val comes out and goes,

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Hey, I forgot my card.

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Can you come in and pay?

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And then you go into copay and then all of a sudden it's, you know, you smell like piss and you look like you just had an accident.

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You know, it's like six degrees out.

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So naturally, you know, I don't want to go into the doctor's office because it's freezing cold and fear of catching a bug too,

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I held them off so much. I don't want one now.

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You know, so, you know.

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You work every day too.

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And I was just thinking, man, you know, I'm sorry I'm crying about the good old days, but that does suck.

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I mean, the freedom to just take a piss anywhere in a Gatorade bottle is not there anymore because I'm sitting there and I'm like, man, could I?

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And I start looking around that parking lot.

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There's a camera. There's a camera. There's a camera.

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There's someone in the car.

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Oh, no, no.

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Yeah. I'm like, fuck.

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It isn't worth it.

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So I'm sitting there with my bladder about ready to to explode.

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And anyhow, that's just my good old day story.

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But did you see where the video of Howie Roseman, the general manager of the Eagles, he got smacked with a full beer can in the head at the Eagles parade?

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No, I did not see that.

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Yeah. Well, look it up on YouTube.

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I mean, it doesn't it just hits him right in the top of the head.

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It was brutal.

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I mean, it's just like it was.

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It's good.

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It's good.

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I guarantee you.

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It's a shot we would have made back in the day.

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Yes. Someone was proud.

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I can tell you that.

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But I'll take him out.

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Oh, my God.

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I was just sitting there.

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You know, I was like, only in Philadelphia.

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If I remember right, we used to do that just to shut people up.

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And it worked, too.

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I'll bet you right now he's still nursing a headache.

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Now, this was the Chiefs championship parade if they would want it and they didn't even come close.

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You know, no one would have hit Brett Veach because they would be feared.

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They would fear that he'd get pissed and leave the team, right?

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No one would have.

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He'd sue everybody.

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Yeah.

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You know, they'd be like, oh, shit, he's going to get pissed.

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He's going to go, man, can't say he hit me in the head with a fucking beer bottle or whatever.

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I'm leaving.

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I'm going to go to the Chicago Bears.

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They're always looking for somebody.

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So, you know, if I was Howie Roachman, I would have made the idiot come forward and turn himself in or I would threaten to leave the organization.

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If no one ratted him out, I would then make the fans go punish him with the threat of leaving.

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You know, the guy would not have a nutsack left.

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If you if you came out there and you said, look at my fucking head, someone knows something.

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You guys turn this bitch in right now and I won't go to the Chicago Bears.

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Ray talked to them.

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They said, sure, come on up any time.

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We'll hire you on the spot.

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Well, how are you?

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I do.

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But I don't think he did anything except went home and fucking put ice on his head.

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Yeah.

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So anyhow, but I have a little thing here that I kind of rehearsed.

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OK, Rob.

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OK.

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OK.

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Us here, us here at Two Douchebags and Microphone would like to remind everybody that if you see any visual evidence of any of us,

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BOOF and any substance, it's obviously fake and should be destroyed immediately.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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I totally agree.

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It don't even have to be out.

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Yeah, anything.

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If you see video, visual proof.

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Yeah, yeah, it's not us and it's been faked and you're to grab it and tear it up immediately.

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Whether it's video or a picture or whatever on a phone, you get that phone and you erase it because it's obviously fake.

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And, you know, while I'm talking about stuff like BOOF and ibuprofen and stuff, you know, vaping is so confusing, right?

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Because you walk by a couple of rugged looking young men and they smell like strawberry banana cream.

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I mean, I see this all the time.

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They're sitting there, they're unshaven and kind of rugged.

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It looks like they work out and you walk by and they literally smell like strawberry banana fucking cream.

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And it's like, what the hell is going on in this world?

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I wonder if people BOOF vape, you think?

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You think they find a way to BOOF vape?

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If you don't know...

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They might, they might.

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I don't know.

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They might.

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I'm not a vaper, so I don't know.

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Okay.

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Well, BOOF is...

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I smoke actual cigarettes.

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He doesn't have to BOOF them.

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Yeah, I don't...

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Well, yeah.

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Just look up BOOF if you don't know what I'm talking about.

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B-O-O-F, and I'm sorry.

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I'll say that in advance.

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You know, and would it be addicting if you BOOF'd a vape?

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You know?

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, wouldn't that be more addicting maybe?

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I mean, you know.

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Well, hey, if you could BOOF a vape, you could BOOF a cigarette.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, so I'm thinking too.

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You gotta suck it up in there.

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But if you BOOF vape, your ass would smell floral and fruity, wouldn't it?

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Exactly.

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You know, that might be what your smell.

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There you go.

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That's my answer to all the vapors.

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Start BOOFing that stuff.

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That way your asshole smells good.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, there we go.

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Couldn't be a bad thing, people walking around with, I don't know,

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lemony fresh assholes or banana cream assholes or something.

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That'd be great.

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So anyhow, back to after Val's appointment and everything,

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I was able to go to the city market for coffee, right?

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I had a large cabano.

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I was in order for the morning and it was fantastic.

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So I found a nice little table up on the other side of the loft from the restroom.

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And as soon as I sit down, I found a red Sharpie on the floor next to my table.

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So I grabbed this red Sharpie.

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And I'm sitting there thinking, hmm, what can I do?

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This thing just came to me.

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So it's a sign from something that I need to do something with this.

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So, you know, so I'm sitting there thinking, okay, I got it.

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I go into the crapper and it wrote on the inside of the toilet paper,

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it's behind the plunger.

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Take it to the spot for you know who.

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So I rolled it all back up and I wait.

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And three people go into the shitter and nothing.

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And I was a chick, so I guess she must have dripped dry.

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She did not use the toilet paper.

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So I'm about to leave when this huge older man walks in, right, to use the bathroom.

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He was all hunched over looking like he had a possible gas bubble.

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And it sounded horrible in there.

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I mean, it had to hurt, you know.

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You know, it's like one of those ones where you hear some horrible fucking gas sounds

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and you hear a ugh and all that stuff, right?

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So I'm like, oh man, this guy's in bad shape.

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So I didn't think he was going to look at this thing at all, right?

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I was like, oh, he's just going to grab the toilet paper and start wiping

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because this is like an all-day event, right?

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So anyhow, when he finishes, I'm getting ready to leave,

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when he finishes and walks out of the crapper, he looks right at me and grins.

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So I guess he was, you know, since I was the only one up there, he guessed I wrote it, you know?

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I just looked down at my tablet really quickly like I didn't know anything was going on.

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But no, he had that look like, ha ha ha, that was pretty good.

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And I'm like, fuck, how did he know I did that?

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And so I guess he didn't know.

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He just figured since I was the only one up there that I would have had to have done it.

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But anyhow, I mean, it wasn't anything horrible, just like a little ha ha,

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like it's behind the plunger, you know, take it to new, who knows, you know, whatever.

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And me, if I would have seen that, you know, I'd be like afraid like it was a setup, you know.

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I'd be like, oh, fuck, I ain't touching that shit.

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You know, you fucking look behind the plunger and oh, hey, fuck, it's a murder gun or something,

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and you touch it and the next thing you know, it's like,

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well, that guy's fingerprints is on it, so he must have did whatever.

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But I also watch too much TV sometimes, I guess, you know.

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So anyhow, Rob, you got something?

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Yeah, I do.

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I went to look for another one of my stories, and I lost it.

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Okay.

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It's about e-scooters.

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E-scooters?

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Yeah, electric scooters.

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Oh, me and Davey almost killed ourselves in Nashville on them, but I'll tell you that later.

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Go ahead.

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Well, I'm thinking this is, the story is out of Pennsylvania, I think.

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Sure.

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Electric scooters have been blamed for a surge in the number of children caught using a vehicle without insurance.

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Okay.

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Charity IAM Road Smart, which made the claim, urges the government to introduce new legislation on the devices.

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It obtained DVLA figures showing 375 children, ages between 13 and 16, were issued with an IN-10 endorsement.

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A fence code for using an uninsured vehicle last year.

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Okay.

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The figure compares with just 17 in 2021.

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So they think it's related to the e-scooters?

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Well, no. Well, I think. Okay, the government is urgently bringing forward legislation on private e-scooters, which must include minimum type of approval device standards, speed limiters, and proposals for riders to have a minimum level of competency.

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I can agree to that.

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Yeah, I do too. But I did not know, I did not realize you had to have insurance.

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To drive.

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Oh, okay. I misunderstood what you were saying.

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They're getting pulled, I'm thinking they're getting pulled over on the street.

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Mmm. That makes sense.

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Come on, kids. Come on, kids. Ride the scooters on the sidewalks. Like nobody else.

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Okay, I got it. Sorry I lost track.

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I think that's what it is. The more I read this, I'm thinking, yeah, although it's illegal to ride a privately owned e-scooter on public roads, they're widely available for sale. So yeah, that's what it is. These kids are getting caught riding on the street.

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Okay, okay.

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Well, I know this in Nashville.

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Which, get a better license later, right, kids? Come on.

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Yeah, I, okay. I know in Nashville, when Davey and I went, we went there to see the Dead Daisies, this is a few years back, right?

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And the scooters there, they just got done outlawing birds. This is before Kansas City got scooters, right before that. And they outlawed the bird scooter because it went too fast. So they had two scooters that weren't nearly as fast that you could rent there on the spot.

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And the problem is, is I mean, everybody in Nashville, you know, they're all over, lower Broadway there. Everyone smashed. And me and Davey was no exception. We were smashed, and he just had like, I don't know, five Jack and Cokes and like seven or eight inlings and he was smashed and I had quite a few too.

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The only problem is, is he was smashed more than me, and he almost ran into a train. I'm not kidding you. We flew over a hill and on the other side was railroad tracks. I got mine to stop. Davey, I don't know what he was doing. He was smashed.

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And he come really close to not getting that thing stopped and getting smashed by a train.

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So, if a couple of adults could do that. I'm thinking someone younger on alcohol could do that easily. I mean, hell, you're talking about like, I'm just talking about Nashville right here and the scooters but this is kind of related.

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They had a guy here, a college man from, he was going to Columbia University Missouri Columbia right. And he went to Nashville for a weekend. And he got really really loaded. And he kept, he just started walking.

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He walked until they fell off the cliff of the, what is the name that the Cumberland River there. It's got a huge cliff there kind of like Kansas City does where you know the Missouri River is the cliff is probably about, I don't know 70 foot tall and rocky.

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And they couldn't find him for quite a while. And they finally found him down there on, you know, on the side of the Cumberland River, because he got so smashed he just walked off that cliff and fell down below hit the rocks and then probably drown if he didn't die.

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So imagine scooters. Imagine how, how dangerous they got to be. And there's people hitting cars and stuff, you know, and then not all of it ends tragically I mean Davies could have easily.

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But I know that one gentleman that you know that accidentally walked off the cliff I know that his ended tragically. But the reason they went out of the boot, the bird scooters was because we got there right after they outlawed him is because some lady was killed.

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She was going too fast and ran into one of those big Decker buses for bridesmaids.

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I would have sucked one of it. Yeah, you're at your wedding and you fucking hit some chick on a scooter. Yeah.

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Yeah, so you know what I get it.

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So you know, yeah, no insurance and you cause some damage to a car or something let alone hurt yourself. You know you break your leg or something that you're going to be turning, you know, well you have an insurance.

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Okay, well I guess it's on you, you know, and then any damage you do to a car. So you know what, Rob, rarely do I agree with little pain in the ass laws, but I think I agree with this one. What do you think?

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No, I did too.

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Because the laws are kicking the kids off the sidewalks with these scooters.

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Well, they have to ride in the road. Yes. Well, they need to make it more known that to ride them in the road that you have to have insurance.

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Well, I'll go a step further in Kansas City, Topher and I went on this kick of taking these scooters all around downtown and just screwing with people like we're they have these little.

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Oh, I'm sure we weren't either. They have these little these little bells that go ding ding and it just sounds like a little kids bell right. So we're going by this construction site, and we kept flying by these people out there working on the curb, and we're going ding ding ding ding and they're all like fucking laughing and shit.

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Of course you were.

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We did that every day and then one day. Well, one, one day, the season it got cold and then the next year. We go back, and they all have blockers out in front of their doors of businesses, and that interferes with the signal and it won't let your scooter run.

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It stops your scooter. So we couldn't go on the sidewalk. We couldn't go anywhere except the road in there you know how downtown Kansas City is with all the hills and stuff and buses drive. We're about to do that. I mean, yeah, we get.

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So I bet you a lot of the places you know kids want to go on the sidewalk but they can't because they have those blockers. They have something that interferes with the signal, and it just shuts it off kind of like the pedestrian bridge in Nashville.

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Maybe not that we're going to write up that thing instead of walking and it was really hot, and we get on those. And then all sudden, both of our scooter stop and we look at each other. What the fuck. And there's a whole pile of them right there.

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And that's because they blocked them for the rest of the bridge and let you go up there part of the way. But then they blocked it to where you couldn't go on the main bridge over the Cumberland River there.

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And then they blocked the pedestrian bridge. So yeah, so they have things that they can do to block you from going out in front of stuff or in certain areas. So yeah, the only place really that you have any type of freedom at all is the road.

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So, yeah, I agree with that.

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So, all right, you want to take our first break and we'll come back.

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All right, I got some emails. I got some Ask Padlins and I know you have some stuff. So we can do the Ask Padlins tomorrow. I've got quite a few emails here and some really good ones. So we'll do the Ask Padlins tomorrow.

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All right, we'll be on. Yeah, we're going to do it tomorrow. By the way, everybody. Yeah, you get a bonus one tomorrow. We're going to add a bonus one tomorrow. Why not? Yeah, we're sorry.

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We're sorry you get an extra one. Yeah, so we will be here tomorrow slaving over a hot microphone like always.

423
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You'll have to buy more alcohol for your Bluetooth. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And we are starting a support group for the Bluetooths that have to that have to endure this. We know. We know. All right. We'll be right back.

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Oh man, what the fuck is this? Is this a new feature?

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What's inside Mark's head?

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Sounds stupid to me.

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If you took my first name backwards, it would read as cram.

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If you melt dry ice in a pool, can you swim without getting wet?

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Topher, Mark, and Rob would like you to know that just because they have a podcast does not mean their asshole does not stink. I know them pretty well and their asshole does stink. So just so you know, their asshole stinks just like yours.

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438
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Alright Rob, I've got quite a few emails here. So if you've got a story you want to go into first, go ahead and then we'll get into the rest.

439
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
No, no, let's go ahead and get rid of the emails.

440
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Okay, alright.

441
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Yeah, this is what draws my attention is our emails.

442
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000
They are the best, I swear. The people that write in them.

443
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Oh my god, they are.

444
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:18,000
And keep doing it please. I'm getting this straight now. I know some of you, I got a couple of messages, hey this is my tenth email.

445
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:24,000
You know, it isn't working half the time. I don't know what to say. I'm going to have to switch emails.

446
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:33,000
But, DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com until I get it figured out. And I don't know. I'll have to do something else. Go to another service or something. I'm aware.

447
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Which tells me we're getting quite a few.

448
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah, yeah.

449
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000
If you're listening to our boss, we have more.

450
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Yeah. Yeah, we must be because if someone wrote in ten times and I didn't get it, then there's a lot more people that wrote in that I didn't get either.

451
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

452
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:09,000
What we're saying here is keep trying please and I will eventually have this whole thing figured out. And I've had a few suggestions because suddenly people started wanting us to put up a little best of segments on a page somewhere.

453
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:15,000
You know, like our little bits and stuff like that or some segments that were exceptionally good we thought or something like that.

454
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:24,000
So I think we're going to have to do that because it's just like a lot of people are asking for it. So we're going to do that. We're working on a lot of things. A visual thing, all that.

455
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Anyhow, Mark, I love the direction the podcast is going. I love the strange but true segment. I do too. You like it, Rob?

456
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah, yeah, I love it.

457
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:43,000
It's really good. I really think you're finding your niche in this podcast world. Vicki and Lawrence. By the way, tear down that statue.

458
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Working on it. Working on it.

459
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
We've heard from Vicki before.

460
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Oh, have we? I thought I said it familiar.

461
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I remember that name, Vicki and Lawrence. I remember that.

462
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Okay, well thank you for writing us again.

463
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Well, yeah. Thank you, Vicki.

464
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:12,000
And you know, she wants that statue tore down because that was a reply to when the Bushwhackers burned down Lawrence. So she's taking revenge. I'm pretty sure. So I don't know.

465
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Oh yeah. Sorry to interrupt. That reminds me that, oh no, we'll get around to it tomorrow night.

466
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Okay. Sounds good.

467
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Our little problem in Kansas we've got to solve.

468
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

469
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Yeah, we'll deal with that tomorrow night.

470
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Next one, Mark and Rob, if you were only to have seven bands that you could only listen to forever, what would they be? Ronnie and Tulsa King.

471
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Okay. Give us tomorrow night, Ronnie.

472
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Yep. I didn't have time either. I printed these out and just, I forgot.

473
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Yeah, I'm just now flying out. I can't just go home out here right now.

474
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Well, I forgot all about that question because I downloaded this on three or four days ago. So Ronnie, I'll have mine too tomorrow night, right?

475
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Seven bands you can only listen to forever.

476
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Yep. All right. So thank you, Ronnie Tulsa King. You're the best.

477
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Thank you. Thank you, Tulsa King.

478
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Hey guys, what do you think of all the airplane disasters? Why are there so many? Terrorism? People that are inept? Coincidence? Any other ideas? Walt in Brussels?

479
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Okay. Can I get my response to that first?

480
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Absolutely.

481
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,000
We don't talk political and stuff like that. I'm not going into it.

482
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Okay.

483
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Yeah, we don't talk about stuff like that. We're to make people laugh.

484
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Okay. I'll tell a little.

485
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Entertain people. I'm not talking about things blowing up.

486
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I've got a broad brush of this, okay, and I think it's a combination of things.

487
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I think that people aren't as smart as they used to be because the schools aren't as good as they used to be and people aren't as disciplined as they used to be.

488
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:23,000
So therefore, air traffic controllers, there's fewer of them and the ones that are there may not be as much of a quality as they once were.

489
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:31,000
I think there's more planes in the sky. I think it could be terrorism interfering with communications. It could be all the above.

490
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
So I would say something like that. If you're a conspiracy guy, terrorism,

491
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:46,000
interference, interfering with communications to where one of the planes doesn't hear something or they hear something else that they're supposed to, bam, they run into each other.

492
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I think that it could be just the dummy down of America's finally caught up to the airplane industry. I don't know.

493
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
So that's all I'm going into that. I don't care who, whatever you.

494
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, this is our show. I'm not getting into it.

495
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:08,000
But on the surface, I would look for something like that. So all right.

496
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Let's see. Where was I? OK, Mark, what is your all time favorite cigar?

497
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Oh, Cohiba B-Hike.

498
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Well, there's one for you right after this on the same email.

499
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,000
OK, OK. All right.

500
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,000
It would be a Cohiba B-Hike from Cuba.

501
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,000
It is an extremely good cigar. It is wrapped exceptional.

502
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,000
The only problem is, is it's extremely expensive and extremely hard to get.

503
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000
But that would be my favorite ever as of right now.

504
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000
And then on to Rob. Rob, are you still smokeless tobacco free?

505
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Tina and Kobe Kansas, I guess, snuff or skull or whatever.

506
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Oh, yes, I am.

507
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
All right. I'm going. I'm like six months free.

508
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
There you go. Thank you, Tina and Kobe.

509
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:16,000
But the unfortunate thing was when I was chewing, I was smoking half a packet cigarette today.

510
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:22,000
I quit chewing. I'm up to two packs today. So now I got to work on that.

511
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
But no, that nasty shit's going in my mouth.

512
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000
All right. Yeah. Now all you need to do is slow down on smoking and you'll be doing good.

513
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,000
So all right. Yeah, trust me. In this cold weather, I'm feeling it.

514
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,000
A little hard to breathe, but I can't say it.

515
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Two packs a day. Yeah.

516
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Oh, yeah. I've never smoked that much a day. Never.

517
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
This next one's really good. I forgot all about it.

518
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Mark and Rob, what is your pick for the sexiest cartoon woman ever?

519
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Wanda in San Francisco.

520
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Paulie Pierbread.

521
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Oh, Paulie Pierbread. I go with that one, too.

522
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
I know we're touching on bestiality there.

523
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Look, this is all pretend.

524
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Well, when I looked at sexy, I looked at the personality, you know.

525
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Betty Rubble was pretty hot, too.

526
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Yeah, she was.

527
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Let's see. Who else?

528
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Cuba.

529
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Oh, Roger Rabbit's girl.

530
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Shoot.

531
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Daphne was from Scooby Doo.

532
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Oh, my God. Yeah.

533
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
How about all the Josie and the Pussycats?

534
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Actually, I was more in development.

535
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Not me.

536
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
I like the...

537
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
No, no, no. That's cool.

538
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
More than earlier.

539
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
All right. That's cool. That's what she was.

540
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,000
See, everybody has their own market. All of Josie and the Pussycats.

541
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:08,000
And if you watch the movies like I did with my son, you'll find out she was kind of a freak.

542
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah, you know what?

543
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Good point, Rob. Good point.

544
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Daphne probably chewed gum and looked at the ceiling where Thelma went crazy.

545
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,000
You're probably right.

546
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Wanda, there you go.

547
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Oh, and Josie and the Pussycats. Every one of them was pretty stellar.

548
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Yes, definitely. Yeah, definitely.

549
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
So, Paulie, if your bread takes it, I agree.

550
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Yeah.

551
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Okay, Mark, they're just asking me, but we're both going to answer this.

552
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
You are the ringleader of the podcast. What would you classify your show as?

553
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
You want to go first?

554
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Or you want me to go first?

555
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Hey, buddy. It's as we describe it. We try to be a boring radio show.

556
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,000
We try to talk. Yeah, we bring news stories. Well, that's what boring radio does.

557
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
You have your news.

558
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
You make fun of stuff?

559
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000
You sit around and BS, you know, and have a good time.

560
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
You make fun of stuff? You make dick jokes?

561
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Yeah.

562
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
I would, okay.

563
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
And anybody that wants to email, we definitely will make fun of them.

564
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Oh, yeah. Those are first. And especially people that hate us.

565
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Call in.

566
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Hate email goes right to the front of the line. Hate email does. So, go for it.

567
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah, exactly. Call in. We'll have some real fun, then.

568
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yeah. Well, we're going to get those capabilities. We're working towards all this stuff.

569
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I know.

570
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
It's a work in progress. Like I said, this is a hobby.

571
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
So, you know, I mean, we both have lives and jobs that we have to tend to.

572
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:56,000
So, you'll get everything, just not on a, you know, on a very fast pace.

573
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:05,000
So, I would describe this raunchy entertainment with interesting facts and information.

574
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Yeah. Yeah.

575
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Peculiar subjects and odd, awkward humor for only certain people. Does that sound good?

576
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that last part.

577
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
All right. That's going to be a problem.

578
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
The humor is a little different. And we'll find out. There's more of us.

579
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I've got to write all that down. I kind of like that. Let's see. What was that?

580
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Raunchy entertainment with interesting facts and information.

581
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Peculiar subjects and odd, awkward humor for only certain people.

582
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I'm going to try to remember that. I like that.

583
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Oh, dude. Dude, that is perfect.

584
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Cool. Yep. That's pretty much it.

585
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,000
We can redo the whole of it.

586
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yeah. Actually, I really like it. At first, I thought it sounded kind of corny.

587
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I was like, wait a minute. No, that's kind of cool. I like that. Okay.

588
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,000
And all of you just heard that out of his mouth for the first time.

589
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
There you go. That's what we are.

590
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
We just discovered that. Perfect.

591
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Yeah. Just got to nugget out of the fucking, out of the trash can, didn't I?

592
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:25,000
All right. This is a featured email and I love this one because I forgot to follow up on it.

593
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Mark, were you ever hypnotized for tinnitus?

594
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:35,000
The last thing I remember is that the doctor was evaluating you and he didn't think you're a good candidate.

595
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
I believe you thought he was trying to deny your claim.

596
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Cindy in Brownsburg, Indiana. Brownsburg, Indiana. I have no idea where that's at.

597
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Okay. Cindy, thank you. And thanks for remembering that. I forgot to touch base.

598
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Another woman?

599
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Yeah. I'm telling you, we've got a lot of female listeners.

600
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Wow. We're like 50-50.

601
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I know. Who would have thought they'd like this type of entertainment?

602
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000
I would have thought when we started, it was going to be 99% male.

603
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Guess not.

604
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
We couldn't pick up six pack every day and now all we got to do is talk.

605
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Wow. I wish I knew that back then. I would have saved a lot of money.

606
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Holy shit.

607
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Yeah. To start talking. Hell yeah. Okay.

608
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I know I almost bet over 90% of them were married.

609
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. I mean, you know, they're probably like running their kids around.

610
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000
They take them to school and they're like, huh, I wonder what the douchebags are doing.

611
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:49,000
I mean, we're like people's entertainment when they're doing tasks and stuff.

612
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:55,000
We don't necessarily listen to it at home. We're probably most of the time in a car or a truck.

613
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,000
So I'd like to know our trucker population. If you're a trucker, listen to us, please.

614
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Because I know you guys are dying for anything. You've got to download a bunch of stuff. I know this. I know truckers.

615
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000
You download like 50 different things so you can listen to it on the road while you're driving.

616
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
So if you were one of those people...

617
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
I think I know one. I think I know one.

618
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Yeah, I bet you we've got a percentage.

619
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
His wife turned him on to me.

620
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Yep. That's cool.

621
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Yeah. Well, she works at National TV, which I work thanks to her.

622
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,000
And we, you know, like, of course I got to tell them I'm a podcaster, you know.

623
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Of course. All right. That's good.

624
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000
And she was telling me how her husband was a trucker.

625
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
She was going to turn him on.

626
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Yeah. Yeah. Truckers do this. And I know a couple that listen. They're personal friends of mine.

627
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:56,000
I know a couple that listen and has actually, you know, told me, hey, you know, I listen and, you know, they said it's a pretty good podcast.

628
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:02,000
I like it. So, I mean, if a trucker likes it because they need to be entertained, then I think it's doing something right.

629
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,000
So, OK, back to the hypnosis center.

630
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:11,000
The guy at the hypnosis center, he was just doing a standard reply to me.

631
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I took it differently. His job is to make you want it so bad that you pay out of the pocket because insurance is still refused to pay for it.

632
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Mostly as of right now, they don't want to pay for the hypnotism or whatever.

633
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:32,000
The big thing now is to do it yourself at home. Brain training. Not kidding you.

634
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:42,000
The most common method is white noise app on your phone and you just learn to override it with your ear ringing with this noise.

635
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,000
But they say the most effective one is this. They say this is how you train your brain not to do it.

636
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:53,000
And they tell you do this at home because no insurance pays for it for the hypnotize, the hypnotism.

637
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Get an upright oscillating fan, then get to an FM band tuner.

638
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:07,000
You find a station that's static only like one that's out in the market. You can't really pick up, but you hear the static, right?

639
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:13,000
You turn up the volume to whatever you choose. It can be loud. It can be kind of loud or not.

640
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Then you begin to retrain your brain to slowly phase out the ear ringing.

641
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Because what you do is you have this, you're listening to this for six weeks.

642
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
And once a week you slowly decrease the volume every week.

643
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:37,000
You do this for six weeks and this is supposedly will train your brain to not hear the ringing when you go to sleep.

644
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:45,000
That's what they say. And I'm getting ready to do that.

645
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:51,000
But the guy kind of told me that he didn't think I was a good candidate. From what I understand they do that to everybody.

646
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000
And the reason they do that to everybody is because it's kind of like it makes you want it.

647
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,000
You're like, oh man, shit, you know, I'm pretty sure it'll work on me, but they won't let me have it.

648
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,000
And the reason is because you'll just pay for it out of pocket if you think you need it that bad.

649
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:14,000
So anyhow, but the last lady that I took that I talked to about it, she said, here is what we advise you to do.

650
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,000
And she gave me the sheet of paper with all the stuff on it. She said this works in most people.

651
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:26,000
You don't have to go through insurance and pay all this out of pocket or pay nothing or the insurance doesn't pay anything.

652
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:31,000
So I'm going to try it. She said it works on most people. So there you go.

653
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Anyhow, Rob, that's all I got. Those are all the emails. And I really love that one particularly. So thank you very much.

654
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:48,000
I did too. Yeah. Someone actually remembered that I was doing that and going through that and they actually gave a shit to actually write in and ask me how I was doing.

655
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:56,000
I appreciate that a lot. So thank you. Well, hey, how do you think I feel? Somebody just asked me about my chewing.

656
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Yeah. You know what? Wow. I mean, that's somebody paying attention right there.

657
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:10,000
I'm telling you what, our numbers are picking up and I don't know, you know, who knows what this is.

658
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:18,000
It's been six months. Yeah. Who knows what this thing can be? I'm kind of like not putting a limit on it like I was.

659
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:24,000
You know, people remember a lot of stuff we talk about. So that means they listen to this. It's not just like.

660
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah, these are regulars. Yeah. This is not like that. There's a lot of them.

661
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000
How many shows you listen to this background noise at first? You're kind of like, haha. Yeah. OK.

662
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:41,000
And then you just lose it. You start thinking of something else and someone comes up and goes, hey, what are they talking about?

663
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah. People aren't doing that to us. They remember this stuff. That's pretty good.

664
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:56,000
So thank you, everybody that writes in. I've got to check my emails for tomorrow and hopefully there's just as many and as good ones.

665
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Thank you. And we've got to have Ronnie's list. So tomorrow.

666
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:11,000
I will have mine. Actually, I've got three of the seven already. Yeah, I just. Yeah.

667
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000
I'm good with it. We're going tonight. What the hell? They're popping in my head, too, as soon as I read that.

668
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Well, these three are my top three. Yeah. And I think I could guess yours and you could probably guess mine.

669
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Oh, anyhow. All right, Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do. All right. Please go forth.

670
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:41,000
You know how I've talked about Pete, the musician, the singer. Yeah, I like it. Anyway, I do, too.

671
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:49,000
She's been storming the charts for three decades, but it appears that some of Pete's diehard followers

672
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:57,000
have only recently tweaked onto the salty backstory of her age name.

673
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:06,000
I don't think I know this one. You're about to find out. All right.

674
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Alicia Betmore Hart, as her parents named her, lost her singing career age just 15 with the short book girl band Choice.

675
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Her debut solo album, 2000's Can't Take Me Home, became a double platinum selling record.

676
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Since then, this tour de chorus has taken home three Grammy Awards, a daytime Emmy Award, four Billboard Music Awards,

677
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:50,000
seven MTV Music Video Awards, two MTV Europe Music Awards, and a couple of the Brit Awards.

678
00:53:50,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Wow. She's big. Despite her mammoth fame, a number of bands are still scratching their heads over why she goes by Pete.

679
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:22,000
The speculation is run right that most people thinking she's just fond of the color pink embrace yourselves. The true inspiration behind her name is somewhat risque.

680
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:30,000
I can believe it.

681
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Turns out Alicia Beth Moore did not get her isp for a bottle of L'Oreal.

682
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Instead, What About Us songsters came up with the moniker while watching Reservoir Dogs and the meaning is actually raucous.

683
00:54:50,000 --> 00:55:01,000
It explained my best friend had never seen a white girl's vagina before. So he asked if he could see mine.

684
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
So I showed it to him. That's all it takes.

685
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:20,000
He said it's a pink. Then my friend started calling me Mr. Pink. If you've never seen Quentin Tarantino's vinyl film, Steve Buscemi's character is also named Mr. Pink.

686
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:41,000
She did confess that her choice in stage name hasn't exactly met the universal applause, adding, I've been receiving grumbles for a good while now. I'm okay with it.

687
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Okay, people that have known about her for a while know that she did tend to get raunchy. Yes.

688
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:59,000
This was big before she got big. Now she's got to kind of watch herself. She's married with kids now. Long time has it.

689
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:09,000
She's kind of Taylor Swift in herself now. Where she's not necessarily any type of a genre. Everybody likes her. She's safe.

690
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000
I love where she got her name.

691
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:21,000
I do too. I do too. Thank you, Rob. Let's go ahead and take our second break and we'll come back soon. All right.

692
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,000
All right. We'll be back in a minute.

693
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Hi there. This is your ears. Why are you listening to this garbage? I thought we were friends.

694
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:47,000
I think we found land. Oh my God. I think we're safe. Oh, no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

695
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:56,000
What do you call a factory that just makes okay products? A status factory.

696
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:08,000
A lot of podcasts just come from a can here at two dish bags and a microphone. Hey there, fuck stick.

697
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:14,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news. Nobody gives a shit about in Toledo, Mississippi.

698
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:23,000
A structural steel company built a small bridge to go over a pothole that had been on the road for three years.

699
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Hey, everybody. This is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some tips for life.

700
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:39,000
This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick pics. Rule number one, title of a pic is someone else's name.

701
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:49,000
So if you get busted, it's not yours. Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to your length and girth.

702
00:57:49,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Rule number four, no propping of the way. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important.

703
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

704
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:19,000
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse. Strange, but true.

705
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:31,000
In early 2018, Tupac Shakur's former bodyguard, Michael Nice, begged his own death for a little over a year to prove that Tupac could have done the same.

706
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:37,000
All aware of the Amber Alert, right? Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

707
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708
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

709
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:58,000
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710
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Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuze It cartridge.

711
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Deuce bags and microphone. I am Mark.

712
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
And I'm Rob.

713
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Rob, you know, I sit there thinking, you know, everyone's heating bills gonna be astronomical because it's like 5000 below, right? And it's been that way.

714
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:34,000
OK, well, I just saw the way you can offset the high price of heating.

715
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:43,000
You can lower your electric bill. You can take all the stuff out of your freezer, put it out on your front porch and turn the freezer off.

716
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Then when it starts to fall, yeah, you turn your freezer back on, you throw all the shit back in it and make damn sure that no animals eat it at night because then you, you know, you just kind of erase what you were doing.

717
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:03,000
There you go. Great tips from two do bags and microphone. Where else do you get energy saving tips from?

718
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Right.

719
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:09,000
But they are so common somebody leaves their TV on all day while they're at work for their dogs.

720
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Guilty. Yeah.

721
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Yeah.

722
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Normally they watch Dung Dynasty.

723
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:23,000
You know what? Just be wasteful. That's what we do here in America. We wipe our ass with everything. So. All right.

724
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:30,000
A woman wheeled to the fire department after getting her nose ring stuck in the office chair.

725
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:35,000
A woman in Big Dung City, Indonesia had to be rescued by a.

726
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
What?

727
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,000
Yeah, I gotta hear this one. Nose ring in an office chair.

728
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
In an office chair, yes.

729
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Yeah, I gotta hear this one.

730
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:54,000
A woman in Bang Dung City, Indonesia had to be rescued by a whole squad of firefighters after getting her nose ring impossibly caught in a rolling office chair.

731
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:00,000
She had a new piercing and was playing around, just playing for fun before she messed up.

732
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
That's playing?

733
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:21,000
As uprisky, an official with the Bang Dung City Fire Department told local media, per the Daily Mail, the unnamed office employee had apparently been sticking her nose through the chair's mesh frame when all of a sudden it got stuck.

734
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Per the official.

735
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:28,000
I understand that. My chair has mesh on it.

736
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:32,000
I would not be putting that there.

737
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:43,000
I get it. As a matter of fact, a long time ago I had my left nipple ripped because my nipple ring was stuck in a phone cord and I didn't realize it until I tried to hang up.

738
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:48,000
And that is some horrible fucking pain. If the gang wasn't around I probably would have cried.

739
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:59,000
But everybody was there and I was calling somebody for something and I didn't have my shirt on like a tough guy. And I had my nipple ring in. That's why I didn't have my shirt on.

740
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Because I had to show off that I had a nipple ring. I was one of the cool ones.

741
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:08,000
And there's a pay phone. Look it up. Google it.

742
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Anyhow, I take the phone and I mash it down because I was fucking with somebody or we were talking to somebody and I'm like, okay fuck off. And I smashed the phone down.

743
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Just joking around. And it took that nipple ring and tore my nipple.

744
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
And it hurt like fuck.

745
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,000
And I taped it up and it is back to being a nipple.

746
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:37,000
But I had it taped for like two weeks and it hurt like hell and I had to keep throwing iodine or something on it or alcohol.

747
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,000
So I kind of see what she went through.

748
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:48,000
But still I didn't stick my nose through a mesh seat.

749
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Yeah.

750
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000
You know, a mesh office chair.

751
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:57,000
So but mine was just stupidity. Not thinking about it. Just sticking around. Horse assing around.

752
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
So, okay.

753
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Alright, but that's all of that one. You got something Rob?

754
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Yeah, I do. I'm actually going to jump into the music world.

755
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Excellent.

756
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Well, I'm going to, yeah. I got a few weird ones too, but let's save them for the morning.

757
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Okay.

758
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Sharon Osborne has revealed that one of her biggest mistakes at manager has been Ozzy Osborne.

759
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Was not allowing the male icon to audition for a role in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise.

760
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Okay.

761
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:49,000
The revolution came during Sharon's appearance on Billy Corgan's new podcast, The Magnus and Others.

762
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:57,000
Do you want to know the biggest mistake I ever made with Ozzy? She asked the Smashing Pumpkins front man.

763
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Who responded, you're going to admit to a mistake?

764
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
That's a good one.

765
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Yeah, that was a good one.

766
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Sharon continued, he got offered to go and read for Pirates of the Caribbean.

767
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,000
And I've never said this to anyone.

768
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000
For the worldwide and you said no.

769
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:27,000
To which Sharon answered, I said no.

770
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Wouldn't he have been perfect? You shared.

771
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Johnny Gaffer wanted Billy, wanted Keith Richards to be a pirate, remember?

772
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Another rock legend, Paul McCartney portrayed Sparrow's uncle, Uncle Jack, in Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales.

773
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Also a possible role that Ozzy could have played.

774
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I think that would have been.

775
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Ozzy notes that he liked Johnny Gaffer to play him in a movie, but more recently he said he preferred a relatively unknown actor over the Pirates of the Caribbean star.

776
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:20,000
Yeah, that's in his biopic that's going to be coming out.

777
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Yeah.

778
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
The guy does resemble him quite a bit.

779
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
Okay.

780
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Wow.

781
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:33,000
The other thing is he had a chance to be an actor in Pirates of the Caribbean.

782
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000
I think he'd been great.

783
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
I think he would have been great too.

784
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
And also the other thing is Van Halen.

785
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Van Halen wanted him to be a lead singer after David Lee Roth.

786
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Wouldn't that have been fucking awesome?

787
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Yeah, I think she messed up there too.

788
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:54,000
I mean she didn't have to like stay the lead singer, but they could have done a few albums and did a couple of tours.

789
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,000
And then he went back to do his solo stuff or maybe done both.

790
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
You know, but anyhow.

791
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Yeah.

792
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Yeah, no well, you know, what could have been.

793
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,000
But yeah, I think he would have been a very, very good fucking pirate.

794
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:08,000
Especially the way he talks.

795
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Definitely.

796
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Cool.

797
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
Wow.

798
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
That's pretty neat.

799
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:21,000
You know that they found out who broke in and stole a bunch of stuff from Travis Kelce and Mahomes and other people?

800
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Yeah, I've heard that.

801
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Okay.

802
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:33,000
A gang of Chilean nationals has been charged with a string of robberies that stole millions in valuables from high profile athletes across the U.S.

803
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Including the homes of Kansas City Chiefs star Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce and Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow.

804
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:47,000
The seven illegal immigrants were all charged with conspiracy to commit interstate transportation of stolen property.

805
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:51,000
A criminal complaint unsealed in Tampa, Florida on Tuesday revealed.

806
01:06:51,000 --> 01:07:00,000
The men are suspected members of a South American death group who targeted high profile athletes in the National Football League and National Basketball Association.

807
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:06,000
All of whom were away or playing on professional games at the time their burglaries, prosecutors said.

808
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Mahomes had his belt in Missouri mansion robbed just after midnight on October 6.

809
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:18,000
And Kelce's home was also broken into in Kansas City area on October 7.

810
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:29,000
According to Cass County Sheriff's Office, the gang is suspected of breaking into the homes while the Chiefs were gearing up to face off against the New Orleans Saints in Kansas City.

811
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:38,000
The Chilean nationals allegedly made off with jewelry, watches, cash and other luxury merchandise during the Missouri burglaries, prosecutors revealed.

812
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Two weeks later, the illegal immigrants allegedly struck again.

813
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:56,000
But in Tampa on October 21, 2024, the home of Tampa Bay Buccaneers player was burglarized while the team played in Tampa jewelry, designer watches, luxury suitcases and a firearm were stolen.

814
01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:02,000
The criminal complaint said the Buccaneers were playing the Baltimore Ravens in Tampa around the time of the robbery.

815
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:10,000
The alleged gang bangers were also linked to a burglar at a home in Milwaukee's Buck player during a game on November 2.

816
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:20,000
And a safe contained to several watches, chains, personal items, jewelry and cash was stolen along with a designer suitcase and designer bags, prosecutors said.

817
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:30,000
The total value of property stolen was approximately $1.484 million. So one and a half million, Rob, one and a half million was stolen.

818
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Damn!

819
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I know the Chilean immigrants are awaiting. They've been accused and arraigned and we'll see what happens. So isn't that something?

820
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Yeah, I actually read that story.

821
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Yeah. And the thing is, they knew where the players were.

822
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,000
They were on the football field or on the NBA court. Geez.

823
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,000
They're on the TV.

824
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Wow. Yep. Okay, Rob, you got something?

825
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Yeah. First off, I have an update.

826
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Okay.

827
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,000
On my new support group.

828
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Oh, yeah.

829
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
The M-P-P-G.

830
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, go ahead.

831
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,000
The Musically Bipolar.

832
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Mm-hmm. I am a member of this group. You know that.

833
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Yeah, I know. You are a member.

834
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,000
I've already got my card.

835
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,000
We had our first meeting Thursday night.

836
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,000
I videoed in.

837
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:43,000
It was great, man. Well, I think it was great. I don't know how it went.

838
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:48,000
There was me and our lead welder that put this thing together.

839
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Uh-huh.

840
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:54,000
And we had five people show up.

841
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
Nice.

842
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,000
Yeah, yeah.

843
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Nice.

844
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:06,000
It's just, I don't know if this is the direction I want to take it, though.

845
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:11,000
All we did was sit around and turn each other on to do music.

846
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,000
What's wrong with that?

847
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Well, yeah, I guess I would be supportive, wouldn't I? I was thinking, you know, I wanted to help, you know.

848
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Get everybody to listen to one style.

849
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:30,000
No, I guess not. We'll just help each other. Why not?

850
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,000
Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah.

851
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000
That's what we're a support group.

852
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Yeah, and what you're doing is you're embracing your musical bipolarism.

853
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:45,000
You're not denying it. You're giving it a big hug. Yeah, you're like, look, we know. We know this.

854
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:49,000
So we're going to go ahead and take it head on by embracing it.

855
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,000
And I agree with you 100%.

856
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:57,000
This is something that you, you know, you need to embrace and realize that it's not going away.

857
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:02,000
And to realize that it's natural to have music bipolarism. There we go.

858
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:08,000
And like I said, everybody is welcome to show up at the bunker.

859
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Yeah, at the bunker. Rob Rad's bunker in Camdenton, Missouri.

860
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Stock full of dry goods.

861
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Let's see, vibrating toys.

862
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:26,000
Yeah. Yeah. A few things here and there. A couple. A couple.

863
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Now you got to, you have to email Rob for the secret knock

864
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,000
because he doesn't open the door unless you have the secret knock.

865
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Oh yeah. Yeah. So anyhow, email Rob and say, hey, you want to be a part of this?

866
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:42,000
And what is the secret knock? And he will get back with you.

867
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Yeah, you might get attacked by a killer eagle.

868
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Yes. Yep. Yep. And you don't want that.

869
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:56,000
You don't want that. All right. Rob, I saw we're a Southwest Airlines going to lay off

870
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:01,000
approximately 1700 of its workforce. 1700 people.

871
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:05,000
Yeah. Do you know what makes this layoff different?

872
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:10,000
What? They're going to go for the front office and not the grunts.

873
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
Oh damn. Yeah. The front office. It's always the grunts that get it.

874
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,000
You know, they don't make that much money, but they still go after it.

875
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Which would always defied logic to me.

876
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:27,000
So and what they, you know, a typical layoff is, okay, we're going to cut the workforce down,

877
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:32,000
but give you as much work. So hey, you got a job. You better work harder to keep it.

878
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:37,000
That type of thing. So they're going for the front office, not the grunts, which is excellent.

879
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:43,000
The front office accounts for much more of the labor spending than anyone out there on the floor.

880
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:49,000
I know as well as myself, you know, are used to the labor guys getting the ax.

881
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:53,000
This is a refreshing because number one, there's more waste in the office.

882
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:57,000
Number two, less people laid off, but more money saved.

883
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:03,000
This would take three baggage guys and a couple of attendants to make up one upper management layoff at least.

884
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:13,000
Right. Yeah. So I think maybe they took a look at the DOGE, the department of government efficiency

885
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:17,000
and Elon's plan of action. Maybe perhaps this could be a new era in the company.

886
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:21,000
Trimminus salaries instead of going for the grunt on the floor.

887
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,000
They actually go for people really making money.

888
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:32,000
And maybe that's going to make more of a difference because I've been around industry my whole life.

889
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:38,000
And I've always seen the biggest waste coming from the office. What about you?

890
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:45,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's little brother has a special little pet job in the office.

891
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:52,000
You got to root them out. So I thought that was refreshing because on the surface I was like, oh, shit, damn, something's going on here.

892
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,000
You know, I didn't know Southwest is doing that bad. They're not.

893
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000
What they did is I'm pretty sure as they saw what Elon Musk is doing.

894
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:03,000
And I'm not saying I'm for anybody or nothing like that. And they said, you know what? We could do that.

895
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:09,000
We could trim our own fat here. He's not, you know, and I think that's what they're doing.

896
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:14,000
They're going to root out this waste going on in the upper management. And I think that's awesome.

897
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:20,000
So, Rob, we turn to you unless you want to shut this shit show down.

898
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:33,000
No, I have a story here that I don't know. I feel compelled to get out there because it's a new online challenge for teens.

899
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:42,000
OK. It's a bad one there. And this one comes. This story comes out of Brazil.

900
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,000
OK.

901
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:56,000
A 14 year old Brazilian boy died after rejecting himself with butterfly remains.

902
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:02,000
With police investigating if it was part of a twist online challenge.

903
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:21,000
We're into a report. David Nunes started to vomit and then developed a limp after mixing a dead butterfly in water and then injecting the liquid into his leg.

904
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:37,000
The team told his daddy he heard himself while playing, but didn't invest in what really happened when he continued growing sicker and was admitted to a hospital.

905
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:46,000
His dad also found the syringe his son had used hidden under the boys pillow, according to the report.

906
01:15:46,000 --> 01:16:01,000
David was rushed to another hospital. The state's bias third largest city on Wednesday would succumb to his injuries.

907
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Oh, OK. The mysterious death rate, the possible toxins in the butterfly mix that caused his body to shut down as he went into septic shock.

908
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:30,000
He's making headlines across Brazil. Wow. So, yeah. OK. Come on, parents. Watch your kids. Yeah, geez.

909
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:43,000
Come on, man. We went for the Tide Pods. Now they're physically injecting dead butterflies.

910
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:51,000
And it caused this boy to die from the diseases.

911
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Wow. Yeah. The problem with challenges.

912
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:04,000
There's one I had to get out tonight. No, I do. I love that, man. I mean, I don't love that. The fact that the kid died from that and everything.

913
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:17,000
But it's good to have a. That's why I put it out there. Yeah. Come on, parents. Watch kids. Watch your kids and make sure they're not doing stupid shit like this because it could really end badly like it did for this guy.

914
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:29,000
So, yeah, thank you. Yeah, they do look delicious, though, don't they?

915
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:39,000
OK. Yeah, but the Tide Pod thing caught me by off guard. I was like, what? Are they really doing that? Yeah, they are really. They were really doing that.

916
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:58,000
Yeah, yeah, they did. Well, it's like the meme that's been going around forever and said, you know, when I was a kid, my dad and my dad used to have me help him tune up the points, you know, in the car with the manual with the owner's manual.

917
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:05,000
And now the owner manual tells you not to drink battery acid. Exactly.

918
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:10,000
So there you go. And there goes another possible dumbing down of America.

919
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Like I was talking about the. Yeah. Yeah.

920
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:21,000
I'll stop with that. So that's true. That's true. Yeah, it is.

921
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:36,000
Real quick here, I want to say that I did this on the music creeps, but not everybody listens to it. So I want to do this here. The backlash of Ozzie Sabbath fans on the astronomical ticket prices for back to the beginning has been huge.

922
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,000
This is Ozzie's final concert is goodbye, his thank you and everything.

923
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:48,000
And it's in Birmingham, England, one day event. The average fan was priced out this ticket event right off.

924
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:54,000
You know, and that's not even with the secondary market, you know, and how high they're going to get jacked up there.

925
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:58,000
Yeah, I know the charity is going to go to it's going to go to charity and everything.

926
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:06,000
But I mean, you know, what about your lifelong fans? You know, don't you owe it to them to maybe make a little bit more affordable ticket?

927
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:11,000
But since there's been such backlash, one good thing is they had added more bands and guests.

928
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:23,000
They now have Black Sabbath, Ozzie Solo, Guns N' Roses, Slayer, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Hillstorm, Anthrax and other lesser known bands.

929
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:38,000
And then there is going to be a super group added and it will consist of Duff McKagan, Slash, Billy Corgan, Fred Durst, KK Downing, Jake E. Lee, Wolfgang Van Halen, Tom Morello,

930
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:48,000
Andrew Watt, Chad Smith, Dave Ellison, Rudy Sarzo, Sammy Hagar and Scott. I am the man, Ian. Plus more.

931
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:54,000
Oh my God. Yeah. Ozzie said he will only do bits. Do what?

932
01:19:54,000 --> 01:20:00,000
Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Ozzie said he'll only do bits and pieces in the Sabbath material.

933
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,000
So I think he can probably, you know, go longer on his solo stuff.

934
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:10,000
And the other thing I want to see is Jake E. Lee and Zach Wild play together because Zach plays in Pantera now.

935
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:17,000
And that would be insane to me because I love both their style with Ozzie and it'd be their most prolific ones that they've had since Randy Rode's death.

936
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:25,000
So, you know, it'd be geeks like me, you and Topher would like just go nuts over this.

937
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:35,000
Anyhow, what were you going to? That's why I'm kind of backing up my paper view. I hope they can.

938
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:45,000
I think they will have a paper. If they're looking to get that much money from the live, there's nothing more than that.

939
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:53,000
I guarantee you for everybody that couldn't make it. My good friend Flaman, he's Bulgarian and I met him up on a job in Boston.

940
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,000
I've been friends with him ever since. He worked at the hotel that I stayed at.

941
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:03,000
And we got to be friends because I was wearing my deep purple shirt and he'd come up just fucking freaking, oh, Richie Blackmore. Yeah.

942
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:11,000
And we got to be friends. He's going. He's got a friend in Germany and he had his friend buy him a ticket and him and his friend are going to go.

943
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:20,000
And I'm just like, dude, jealous. So. But yeah, I think the paper view is a good way to reach everybody.

944
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:27,000
People like me and you would be interested in that, wouldn't we? Oh, definitely. Yeah. Yeah.

945
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:32,000
And that would be great. People have parties, have people over, you know.

946
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:37,000
You know, it would be excellent. You know, people that were big fans of Sabbath and Ozzy.

947
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,000
You know, we'd go, hey, everyone go down to Jim's house or whatever.

948
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:49,000
And, you know, and everybody put in a couple of bucks, watch it, eat some wings, drink some brews and watch one hell of an all day event.

949
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:58,000
So, yeah, I'm not happy with the ticket prices from what they were saying, but I'm happy that this is going to be such a huge event.

950
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:03,000
So and I think Ozzy feels he owes it to his fans.

951
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:11,000
And I think the fans feel like they owe it to Ozzy. I think it's a two way street. So God bless you.

952
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:18,000
Got anything, Rob? Oh, yeah, I just want to tell Tulsa King I'm already up to five.

953
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:23,000
I'm up to about three. I got to think some more. I've got three definite.

954
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:29,000
I've got two maybes. I've got to think this out. There's only seven, only seven of them.

955
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:38,000
So I know. Yeah. I honestly I believe I know who my other two are. All right.

956
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:43,000
I'll let you know tomorrow night. Sounds cool to me. All right.

957
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:49,000
I guess we're done with this, aren't we? Yeah, I'm about white for the day, man.

958
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:55,000
Yeah, I think I'm doing too. We've been half staff the last two days, so we all got to pick up. You know how it goes.

959
01:22:55,000 --> 01:23:02,000
Oh, yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. The temperature reaches a zero and suddenly everybody's cars a piece of shit.

960
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:10,000
Oh, no, what happened, man? And photo one start. Okay. Well, we also live here at Tulsa. A lot of gravel roads.

961
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:16,000
Okay. I'm not being fair to you guys. A lot of county roads. Yeah, that's true.

962
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:22,000
Okay. You're right about that. I just can't get out. Yeah, I get that.

963
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:28,000
Some of those hills there are hard enough without anything on the road. So.

964
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:33,000
All right, everybody. Thank you for listening. Have a good night, assholes.

965
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,000
Good night, assholes.

966
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:43,000
Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

967
01:23:43,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.