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Oh shit, what's that over there?

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Oh no, this island of horrible jokes.

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I just saw two red-breasted birds sunning on a limb.

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They must be basking robins.

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Two douchebags and a microphone says, you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding

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and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

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Let's test it.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark and we are operating out of Kansas City, Missouri and Rob is where?

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Camdenton, Missouri.

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Camdenton, Missouri.

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Isn't that where your guys are going to get a whole bunch of snow?

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Oh my god, dude.

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Yeah, we're dripping.

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We're talking six to ten inches up to fourteen inches.

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This place is going to be shut down for a while.

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All the hills and everything.

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Oh yeah, the hills are tough enough without anything.

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There's a lot of people who live down gravel roads.

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They don't follow those.

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No they don't.

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No, you get fourteen inches of snow on a gravel road and you're stuck there until it starts

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melting pretty much.

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I mean even four-wheel drives have a problem getting through fourteen inches of snow.

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Right, because those have a tractor.

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Have a tractor, clear your own way.

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So how long has it been since you guys had a snow like this?

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It's been quite a while hasn't it?

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Oh yeah, it's been quite a while.

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I remember, what was it, 2012 I think, 2013, somewhere in there.

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We had two foot.

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Yeah, it was two foot.

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Boy that's, yeah.

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Yeah, I happened to not have been working at the time.

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I was laid off and buddy of mine was a maintenance man and one of those wrecked out in the street

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in front of me.

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I had a four-wheel drive so I could get down there too and we had to shovel snow off the

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dock roofs, off the commercial dock roofs.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Because the docks were about to sink.

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And the docks would sink in and slip in and it would be there on the lift and the dock

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would just flip.

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You'd think they would build the docks to withstand more but that is real heavy.

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I mean, two foot of snow is really heavy and it doesn't matter how well they're built.

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I mean, roofs cave in.

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If you have a certain amount of shingles, I think it's like over three or four shingles

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stacked on top of each other.

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I think you can't have over three anyhow, isn't it a law, two or three layers of shingles?

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Yeah, I think it's two, I think.

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It is.

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So if you have three or more.

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Well, we never went over two.

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We were not for both.

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Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what the law is but there's some law there.

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I think it's three.

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You can't go over three.

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Yeah, I think it might be.

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And that's designed for stuff like this.

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I mean, the three shingles aren't exactly going to cave your roof in but you put a little

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bit of snow on top of that and then two foot of snow, you have a good chance of your whole

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roof caving in if you have over three layers of shingles.

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And even three layers of shingles can do it if it's enough snow.

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So two foot, I'll bet you they did have people that had their roofs cave in.

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I'll bet you anything they did.

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Yeah, the other thing we're going to have to worry about is the bitter cold.

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And then the other part of this whole problem, we're going to get maybe four, five, six inches

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of snow altogether.

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Not nearly what you guys are going to get.

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But I mean, last time we got our ass spanked and you guys didn't get it.

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So I guess it's going to trade off this time.

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Yeah, the bitter cold is going to be something else.

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This is a pretty unparalleled for this time of year.

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Usually when you get to the towards the last part of February, the weather starts to moderate

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a bit and you start getting 40s lobes in the 20s and then, you know, get towards March,

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you'll get some 60 degree, you'll get some 30 degree days, you know, and it starts to

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moderate a bit.

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But I guess it is going to moderate after about a week and then it's going to go into

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the 60s if they hold to the prediction right now.

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The following week after this hell week coming up, it's supposed to be like 63, 64 here,

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which is great for February.

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So light at the end of the tunnel.

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But it's so early.

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I don't know if I quite believe it yet.

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You know what I mean?

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Right.

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Right.

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Yeah, because the early prediction, you know, I love the fact that they do it, but I mean,

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it just changes so much.

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It's just got to where it's like, okay, sounds good.

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We'll see if it happens.

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So so I got something here for Rob.

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Rob for you.

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I can't even speak right.

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Okay, Rob.

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I got something here for you.

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Okay.

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Now that the smoke's cleared, do you think next year the networks will show Taylor Swift?

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Do you think they'll show her nearly as much since she was booed considerably?

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I don't think so.

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I don't think they'll show her as much either.

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I think it's well, if Travis retires, you're not going to see her.

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No, you won't.

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You're right.

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So let's assume Travis comes back because the Chiefs are trying to talk him into another

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year and he's kind of like him and Han.

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From what I've read, I mean, if it's true, it sounds to me like he's kind of mulling

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over retirement, kind of a little bit more serious now.

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And, you know, him and Taylor might be wanting to start a family.

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You never know.

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So then, you know, they're getting a little bit older for that.

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So they'd probably want to get on that here pretty soon, which would mean that, you know,

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if he's interrupting her career, then, you know, he's got to probably, you know, meet

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in the middle somewhere, too.

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So yeah, if Travis comes back, I think the NFL is starting to go away from the whole

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thing, you know.

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I feel it's part overexposure.

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And I also think that Travis Kelsey is probably asking for more privacy, you know.

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Right.

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Yeah, you got it.

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I think, you know, he's probably getting tired of this three-wing circus that's going on.

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He's probably like, you know, you know, guys, it was cute at first, but, you know, this

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is my life.

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This is my private life here.

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That's just kind of being made a spectacle of.

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And football fans are making fun of it.

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There's all these theories about the referees are helping him out because they want Taylor

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on the sideline, you know, and all this shit.

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It's kind of getting to be where before is a ha ha.

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Now it's like really detrimental probably to both of their lives, I would think, you

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know.

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Right.

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And also the Chiefs.

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No, the referees are not helping him out.

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No.

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And for the first time, I got why people think the NFL is rigged.

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Okay.

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I used to have fun with it and play along with the conspiracies theory, but I never

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actually thought that.

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But I got the thing about you take a team like the Chiefs, 15 and 2, they should have

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been 15 and 1 or 16 and 1.

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But the last game of the regular season, they didn't play their starters.

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Of course they shouldn't have, so they didn't get hurt.

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So okay, you take this team that been practically invincible, went in all different sorts of

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ways, went and blow out, went in close game, trick plays, all this stuff, and they just

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get murdered, just hammered in the Super Bowl.

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This is a team that just beat the Bills and the Texans both on the way to the Super Bowl.

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And this team looked like a pathetic nothing.

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They could not do anything right in the Super Bowl.

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Now I get where people come from, they're like, well, what's that?

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Where's that team all year?

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And how come they just came here and just laid down and sucked their thumb on the field?

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I get why people think it's rigged.

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Now sometimes you beat a team and they go home and they think about it and they stew

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and they stew and they stew.

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And then they, oh, we get to play them again.

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Redemption is an interesting thing.

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You see, I thought it was going to go towards like cream hunt, you know, because of his

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redemption the Super Bowl year, our first Super Bowl year with the Mahomes era, you

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know, he missed out because later in the season TMZ caught him doing some stupid shit and

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pasted it everywhere.

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And he got kicked off the team for lying to him.

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And I thought, you know, this is his, this is going to be his chance to make that up.

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This is his chance to like get out there and go, this is the Super Bowl.

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I should have won back then, but now I'm not a dumbass anymore.

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Now I'm responsible.

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I have a family, you know, but it didn't turn out like that at all.

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The Eagles have more redemption than he did.

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I mean, I think the chiefs probably should have ran him more.

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I think there is big flaws in their plate play calling on both sides, but especially

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the offense.

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Even if you do get waxed, you keep running the ball.

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Kareem Hunt is an angry runner and it takes all their might to stop him.

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Even though they stop him and he might get a one yard gain or even hit behind the line

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of scrimmage, that takes a certain amount of degree out of that defensive front.

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And it also takes the heat off Patrick Mahomes and he's not lying on the ground.

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Why they never did that running game, I have no idea, but I thought Kareem Hunt was going

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to get the ball more and I thought he was going to run well.

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And I thought he was going to get more yards than Shaquan Barkley.

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I really did, but I was completely wrong on all of that.

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Anyhow, Travis, he's kind of like a likable guy.

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He's kind of a guy that you can see him raking his own lawn.

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You come up and go, hey, Trapp, what's up?

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He's like, not much, just drinking a Miller Lite and raking my lawn.

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He seems like one of those guys, him and his brother both.

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They're just people.

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So I think that if he does come back, I think you're going to see a completely different

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look on that whole Taylor Swift and Travis front.

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They may still be together, but I'm going to bet that during the season next year, you're

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not going to know it because you're not going to see Taylor Swift.

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And I think judging by the reaction of the Super Bowl and all the conspiracy theories

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and all that, I think they're going to nix.

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I don't think they really meant to do this anyhow, but it was great free exposure.

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And 16-year-olds were buying Kelsey jerseys with the Swift on the back of it and all this

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stuff.

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And it was a great novelty, right?

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But I think it ran its course.

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And I think if it still goes on this year, that you're not even going to know they're

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dating or whatever.

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But anyhow, what do you think?

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Well, actually, I had a little something I wanted to go over about football, too.

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Yeah, sure.

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Go ahead.

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Do you remember that Hawkeye technology that they came up with that they said they were

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going to bring back to the Super Bowl?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What was it?

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Yeah.

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What happened to it?

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I don't know.

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It was for spotting the ball and all that instead of bringing out the chain gang and

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screwing around for five minutes.

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You know?

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Yes.

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Somebody had a good idea.

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What's that?

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Just put a microchip in the ball.

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Yeah.

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Topher said that on a Sports Bastards a couple of Sports Bastards ago.

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Yeah.

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It's true.

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I was reading an article about it.

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That's what you might have mentioned to it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think it's a microchip.

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Yeah.

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I mean, a microchip will tell you where a dog is at from up in the air, way up in the

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air by a satellite.

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They really needed this on the AFC Championship game with the Buffalo Bills because I think

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the Chiefs would have won that game either way, whether Josh Allen got the first down

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or not, but I was hoping that there was some sort of definitive thing like a chip in the

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ball, some sort of Hawkeye technology where they could go, definitely, guys, we checked

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this out with satellite and this is, he did not get over.

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It also shuts down the naysayers and the people just being little bitches and stuff like that.

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It's like, look, dude, I don't know what else you can do.

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This is backed up by satellite technology.

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You can sit there and say it didn't happen, but it did.

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Even if they would have got the first down, they still would have lost because it didn't

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happen when they really needed it to happen.

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They have four shots at it and they could not get the ball downfield just enough to

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get a field goal.

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I'm talking about the Bills, let alone a touchdown.

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The game went the way it was because that's how they each played.

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It would have been nice though if they had that microchip technology to where you could

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just go, hey, fat mouth.

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They have technology and this is, no, it didn't happen.

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You can shut up, you can go home and hope your team gets a little bit better next time.

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Anyhow, did you have any...

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I guess it does keep people talking.

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It does.

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As a matter of fact, I got an email about... I'm going to prove a very good point on

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this too.

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I know exactly what I'm going to say about it.

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This is also something about keeping people talking, keeping the subject alive.

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We'll get to that a little bit later.

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Topher and I are kind of in a dilemma.

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We've got to find up a backup location for podcasts for the time being.

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We really want the standard... We don't want to sit there when it's like 10 below trying

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to get people to talk.

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Number one, they're not talking.

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They're going right on by you and they're going inside somewhere where it's warm.

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We can't really find a really good place because most places don't like you in there talking

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with a microphone.

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The Commons area at the City Market is a perfect area, but we just can't do that until the

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weather gets better.

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There's no way we can do it.

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I'm not even sure if a laptop would work out there in the Commons area because it's more

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of a breezeway.

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Yeah, they have the heat lamps and stuff, but man, it's 10 below and that wind's coming

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in there.

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Nah, it's going to be colder than hell.

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The cool thing is they're supposed to have that Rock Island Bridge open last year.

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Well, it's going to be open this year and that will be a great Commons area right there.

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Even during the winter, they have a lot of areas that are kind of like a sun deck, like

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a sun room where you see the sky and you see the outside, but it's warm inside.

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That might be a pretty good opportunity to be able to broadcast from somewhere else besides

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the City Market and especially for weather like we're getting ready to come in.

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We'll see next year.

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Hopefully that works and that will give us another option and also a really cool place

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to do a show from because it is really a neat looking thing that they're building there

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or I guess they have built.

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For one, I understand they're waiting for a levee to be built on the Kansas side of

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the river.

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Yeah, the levee is to make it safe for the walking trails that are going to come off

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of the bridge into Kansas.

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I guess that they didn't have a levee there and nobody knew this when they pulled the

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permits or something, if what I understand is correct.

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Then when they're getting ready to go, all right, well, we think we're going to have

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it open in August of last year.

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Then I think Kansas come back and said, no, you need this levee.

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They're like, what levee?

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That type of thing.

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Hopefully we will get that this year.

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It looks like we will.

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Hopefully they get the levee thing figured out, but it's going to be cool.

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Also when we do this Rock Island Bridge experiment, I think I'm going to bring video because I

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think that would be a cool place to have a show from.

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You can show some of the surroundings.

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You can show the river, the bridge.

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It's an old truss bridge.

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It's an old railroad truss bridge.

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You know where the truss bridge is, right?

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It's got the old beams and all that real heavy, heavy bridge.

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It can support this type of activity.

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It can support many people on there and it can support buildings.

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There might even be some condos on there.

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I'm not for sure.

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It's going to have a lot of restaurants, bars, coffee shops, all different kinds of shops.

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Anyhow, I found something the other day, Rob, and I want to refer to you on this.

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I found a receipt.

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It hadn't been my dad's because I never have my shoes fixed.

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From DeLuca Shoe Repair in Grandview, Missouri.

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I thought you would remember him.

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I was tingling.

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This brought back so many memories.

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Actually, DeLuca had a shop in Belton also.

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Yeah, he did.

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He had two shops.

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My dad wore those.

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Right there off the corner at 58th, North Scott.

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Yes, yes.

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Yeah, he had two of them.

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My dad wore those black dress shoes everywhere.

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It didn't matter if he was out gardening or whatever.

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He always wore those black dress shoes.

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Back in those times, though, you didn't give up your shoes because they had bad soles.

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You had them fixed.

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That's what the shoe repairman was for.

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He's kind of like a TV repairman back then, or now it would be like a washing machine

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repairman, an appliance repairman.

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They had actual stores that repaired your shoes and sell you buying a new one.

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Nowadays, you get another pair every eight months or so, Nikes or whatever.

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Sneakers aren't meant to last, and they're not meant to be rebuilt either.

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They're meant to be one and done.

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Back then, they made the shoes to where you could take off the bad soles and put in the

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new ones.

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Anyhow, remember, he was kind of an odd duck.

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He was cool, though.

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He was cool.

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He was a great photographer.

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He was a very cool guy.

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He was a very interesting guy.

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He had signs up all over about stuff, about the government and stuff.

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They're a factual and stuff, but it was questioning everything, which was fantastic because they

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need to be questioned, obviously.

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It was really cool because I found this.

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I was like, to Lucas shoe repair.

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I had to think and think and think.

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There was one in Belton, too.

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You're right.

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They had one in Grandview and one in Belton.

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One was a dad and one was a son, I think, is what it was.

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The one that I knew of was in the Truman Corner Shopping Center.

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Then there was one, was it Main Street in Belton or was it on 58th?

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It was almost on the corner of 58th and North Scott.

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That's what I thought.

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Okay.

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South Scott.

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South Scott, yes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, interesting.

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I just thought I'd ask you about that because I thought that was a pretty cool little find.

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Yeah, yeah, that is.

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I knew a lot of people that would take their boots to it.

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Yes.

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That's another thing.

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That's something that you probably... There's probably places that do it nowadays.

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It might be, I don't know, Bass Pro or Cabela's or something.

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But I'll bet you there's boot repairmen too because boots you can go have them repaired

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because they cost considerably more and they're built better.

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Yeah, I thought that was pretty.

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Right here in Campton, we just had a gentleman retire, was it last year I think?

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Uh-huh.

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Or the year before.

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He's been in the same spot right here on the square for many, many years.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah.

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He finally closed up shop and this new place moved in.

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What I think is cool is on the side of the building, they put a little mural commemorating

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this boot store.

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Really?

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For all the years he'd been there.

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Yeah, he was well known.

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That's pretty interesting.

431
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Really cool.

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Nice.

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So he just retired last year?

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Yeah, it was last year, year before.

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Oh, okay.

436
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Cool.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

439
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Oh, I was reading where RFK, the new attorney general, is looking at outlawing or not outlawing

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but corn syrup, right?

441
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And putting cane sugar and everything.

442
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Yeah.

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Well, I guess I won't have to go to extremes to find my real sugar stuff anymore.

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But also, this is going to screw me too because I developed a taste for real sugar like I

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thought I would and I don't like corn syrup.

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It doesn't taste right to me anymore.

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Well, now if this happens, I can go into any store and buy a soda and it'll have real sugar

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in it and I will love it again.

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So I guess that's over with.

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So yeah, I thought I was being all cute and everything.

451
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I'm like, well, how could I wing myself off a soda?

452
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Yeah, yeah, because now you're going to be drinking more.

453
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,760
Yeah, yeah.

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I'm going to go into a store and go, hey, it's all real sugar.

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It all tastes great.

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And I was just thinking, man, I'm screwed again.

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So anyhow, yeah, sometimes, yeah, that's the way it is.

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Yeah, I'll have to figure out something else.

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Maybe I'll like, oh no, I don't know.

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We'll see.

461
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Let's let all this happen.

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I'll go from there.

463
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So anyhow, Rob.

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Oh, by the way, did you catch our last episode?

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Yeah.

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Remember the episode before we skipped second break?

467
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Yeah, yeah.

468
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Yeah.

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What about it?

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00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,920
Yeah, and we talked about it.

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If I remember right, we skipped second break last time, too.

472
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,520
We did.

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00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,520
We did.

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It was getting bad.

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00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:17,440
Yeah, and also, I told you about the Uncle Rob's Kins to Life.

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We skipped number three.

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You went straight to number four, and I'm like, how the hell did we do that?

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So anyhow, I don't know.

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We must have been high on both of them, and we don't even smoke.

480
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,040
Well, I don't know.

481
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I don't.

482
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And you know what?

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If you do, God bless you.

484
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320
But let's see.

485
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What was I going to say now?

486
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:49,360
Yeah, they've been good episodes, but I think we got so wrapped up in what we was doing,

487
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we just forgot to do them.

488
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,440
Yeah, we just went to talk to Michael.

489
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Yeah, yeah.

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00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,440
We're starting to develop more of a...

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We've always had a rapport.

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We're great friends.

493
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,840
We've been great friends for years.

494
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:13,560
It's something about doing this on a podcast level, a show level, to where you speak freely

495
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,360
and you don't even really think about doing this.

496
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:22,640
And I think we're getting to that point to where we're just talking and I don't know.

497
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,040
There's something about the psychology of it, because at first I think you try to do

498
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,960
things differently and you're like, oh, okay.

499
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,680
I got to enunciate this better.

500
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,360
I got to slow down here.

501
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,680
Now we're just not worried about that.

502
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,400
We're just talking and I think it's coming out pretty well now.

503
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400
So I don't know.

504
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,400
We even came up with nicknames for the names we can't pronounce.

505
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,440
Yes, which is even better.

506
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,920
That's when you accept it.

507
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,920
It's like...

508
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:55,600
Yeah, because I was through them because we're stumbling and almost every...

509
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,120
Hey, let's just come up with nicknames.

510
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,920
That would be a good idea on your part, by the way.

511
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,920
You know what?

512
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:08,280
And I got that as a kid because we did that in school.

513
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,760
We couldn't say a name, so we just make something up.

514
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,360
We go, oh, okay.

515
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,840
We know what that is.

516
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,680
And also it's funny when other people around, you say that word, everyone else looks at

517
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,920
you except a couple other people, they know what you mean.

518
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,440
You know, it's kind of fun.

519
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,920
But anyhow, we were children too.

520
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,960
It's probably not so fun now.

521
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,040
So anyhow, Rob, you got something?

522
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,240
Yeah, I do.

523
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:43,440
Valentine's Day is widely known as a celebration of love, but its origins are far from romantic.

524
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:50,360
The holiday's history is rooted in ancient Rome marked by violence, martyrdom, and even

525
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,360
pagan rituals.

526
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:59,680
The most widely accepted origin of Valentine's Day traces back to Saint Valentine, a priest

527
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:08,320
who allegedly defied Emperor Claudius II's ban on marriages for young soldiers.

528
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:13,640
Valentine secretly performed weddings, believing in love over law.

529
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:19,840
When his actions were discovered, he was imprisoned and later executed on February 14th, around

530
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840
270 AD.

531
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:29,200
Some legends claim that before his death, he sent a letter signed from your Valentine,

532
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,240
which may have inspired modern traditions.

533
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:37,440
However, the story goes deeper than that.

534
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:50,160
Valentine's Day may also be linked to Lupercalia, a violent pagan festival celebrated in mid-February.

535
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:58,400
Lupercalia involved the sacrifice of goats and dogs, followed by men using strips of

536
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:05,320
the animal's hides to win it, supposedly to increase fertility.

537
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:11,400
The festival concluded with a lottery within withdrawal of women's names, pairing them

538
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:17,000
for the duration of the festival, sometimes longer.

539
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:24,400
As Christianity spread, Pope Gellisiasis the first woman to be pronounced.

540
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,400
How about Lugo?

541
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,400
Pope Guglum?

542
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,400
Yeah, there you go.

543
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400
Okay.

544
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,400
Pope Guglum.

545
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:42,400
He abolished Lupercalia in 496 AD, replacing it with St. Valentine's Day to redirect attention

546
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,680
toward a more religious, love-centered observance.

547
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:52,880
Over time, the holiday transformed into what we recognize today.

548
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,880
Wow.

549
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,880
That's horrible.

550
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,880
That's horrible.

551
00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:07,160
Also, Valentine's Day also, there's been many massacres happening on Valentine's Day over

552
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,160
the years too.

553
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,680
Yeah, it has actually traditionally been a pretty brutal day.

554
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:19,760
So, you know my brother passed away on Valentine's Day early in the morning.

555
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,760
Yes, I know.

556
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:27,560
He passed away on my, I think it was my one year anniversary at work.

557
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,360
That's my anniversary at work.

558
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,360
Oh, Valentine's Day, wow.

559
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,360
Yeah.

560
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:40,320
Yeah, so, you know, it's seven years now, you know, and I still don't really think of

561
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,400
Valentine's Day the same, you know.

562
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,600
It's just kind of like, meh.

563
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:50,080
And also, like I said, besides that, you know, that's just one case and that just affects

564
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,800
you know, people we know and stuff like that.

565
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:57,000
But traditionally, there's been a lot of massacres on St. Valentine's Day.

566
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,440
So yeah.

567
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,480
So yeah, thank you, Rob.

568
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:07,280
Welcome back in, let's see, I've got some emails.

569
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,640
I got some stories.

570
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,480
I got another Aussie story with Black Sabbath and all that, his final show.

571
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,840
Let's see what else we got.

572
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:22,160
Shit, we got a whole bunch of stuff, so let's just come back and make sure we take our two

573
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,160
breaks this time, all right?

574
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,120
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

575
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,280
Okay, we'll be right back, we think.

576
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,600
Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

577
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:40,520
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute cunbur.

578
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,520
Why?

579
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,960
What a burger, you say?

580
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:51,720
Well, because what a deep-fried crispy chicken nugget just didn't have the right ring.

581
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,720
Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob.

582
00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:02,680
I'm going to give you some tips for life.

583
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,880
This is Uncle Rob's Rules to Dick Picks.

584
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,280
Rule number one, title of a kick is someone else's name.

585
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,640
So if you get busted, it's not yours.

586
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:22,480
Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to your length and girth.

587
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:28,360
Rule number four, no propping of the leg.

588
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:33,320
Absolutely no undercarriage.

589
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,320
Very important.

590
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:44,800
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags in a microphone.

591
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,520
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in.

592
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,520
Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

593
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,520
The apocalypse just happened.

594
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,520
You don't know what to do.

595
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,520
You don't know where to go.

596
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,520
But we can tell you what you can eat.

597
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:08,200
Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be

598
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,560
a city.

599
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:14,540
You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a

600
00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:16,200
can opener.

601
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:24,000
What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes,

602
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:29,360
then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

603
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:34,960
Two douchebags in a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

604
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,200
We offer you first world problems.

605
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,040
Damn it.

606
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:50,680
I can't decide between nachos, chili, or wings for the game tonight.

607
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,680
This is bullshit.

608
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,640
I should not have to make decisions like this.

609
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,140
Your mama's so ugly, your dad takes her to work every day.

610
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,520
So he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

611
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,160
Harambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

612
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,520
Tape Recorder.

613
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,600
Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

614
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,840
Tape Recorder anymore.

615
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:19,000
You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap

616
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,320
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

617
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,400
Well, it's because Harambe is dead.

618
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,120
Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking

619
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,400
on her phone.

620
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,600
Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack

621
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,840
Realistic Tape Recorder or any other show anymore.

622
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:48,300
Sorry Harambe.

623
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,960
And here we are again, Two Deuce Bags and Microphone.

624
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,960
I'm Mark.

625
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,960
And I am Rob.

626
00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:01,200
Alright, we were going to do, do you want to do the nipple yank and all that real quick

627
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200
and then I'll go into emails?

628
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,960
Yeah, yeah we can do that real quick.

629
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:13,520
Okay, so this started as a little gag and what it is is this is playful.

630
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:21,260
You give someone an ass cheek bite playfully, a nipple yank playfully and a nut flick playfully.

631
00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:25,980
And it's just for fun and it's just for shock only and we've done this little game here

632
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:29,440
for what about a year now and we tend to like it.

633
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:34,680
Yeah, this is just for fun and you know it doesn't hurt them, it's not meant to hurt

634
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,680
them.

635
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,800
You know you're going to try to make sure the nut flick doesn't hurt you know.

636
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,880
But it's just for haha, I got you.

637
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,280
So Rob, what would your three be?

638
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:55,240
Okay, well last time I went with Travis Kelsey on the nipple yank because I couldn't get

639
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,880
past him to get the payload.

640
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,320
Yeah, maybe that's why he had a shitty game, his nipple was hurting.

641
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,720
Well, well, well, I've switched it this time.

642
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:14,680
I am giving my nipple yank the payload because the way he played, I could beat him.

643
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,640
I could beat him again too.

644
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,960
You push him aside and get to her nipple huh?

645
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,160
Get out of here Trav.

646
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:27,680
And with that being said, I'm giving my ass cheek bite to Travis Kelsey because after

647
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,400
I yank her nipple I'm going to drop down and bite him on the ass and I'm out of there.

648
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,480
So he is like the only recipient of both so far.

649
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,400
He is about to get a trifecta, if I came back and gave him a nut flick then he'd have the

650
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,880
trifecta right?

651
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,880
Yeah.

652
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,520
Okay, that's something to think about.

653
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,520
Something to think about.

654
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,520
Okay.

655
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,520
Didn't think we'd ever see that coming but yeah.

656
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,160
No, him neither.

657
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,160
Him neither.

658
00:38:55,160 --> 00:39:05,200
Okay, and my nut flick goes to Elon Musk.

659
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,480
I want to see if he is actually human.

660
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,960
You know what, that would be a good gauge if he goes, ow!

661
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,840
Then you're like, okay he is human if he is just like.

662
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,360
Yeah, yeah because there's rumors.

663
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,480
Why is someone down there flicking at my groin?

664
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,600
I don't understand it.

665
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:25,960
This does not make any sense why this gentleman would wind up to me and flick at my groin.

666
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,280
I'm perplexed.

667
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,960
Then you know he is alien.

668
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:36,360
Alright, well I had to go with the has-beens this time around.

669
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,320
I had to go with has-beens.

670
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,320
Okay.

671
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:45,600
Brendan Fraser, he is the lucky recipient of my ass cheek bite.

672
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,600
Remember him?

673
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,600
All right.

674
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,760
Encino Man, he played a lot of stuff in the 90s, late 80s, long hair guy.

675
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,680
Oh, he even did mummy.

676
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,440
Yeah he did, he did mummy, that's right.

677
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,440
Yep.

678
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:07,280
Next one would be Weird Al Yankovic, Nipple Yank.

679
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,040
And you get it, Nipple Yank, Weird Al Yankovic.

680
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,480
Yeah, you see, kind of has a little rhyme to it.

681
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480
Weird.

682
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,840
He'd make a song about it.

683
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,840
He would.

684
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,760
Yeah, yank my nipple, I'm weird Yankovic.

685
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,760
Something like that.

686
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,840
All right.

687
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:28,200
And the nut flick goes to no other than Gabe Carter.

688
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,280
Remember Gabe Carter?

689
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,520
Yes.

690
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:38,520
Yeah, Cotter from Welcome Back Cotter.

691
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,260
So welcome back, welcome back, welcome back with a nut flick.

692
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,260
So there you go.

693
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:44,260
All right.

694
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:48,600
And also, you know while I'm there, can I get Vinny Barberino too?

695
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,160
Yeah.

696
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,400
Okay.

697
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,880
Yeah, all right.

698
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,700
Yeah, well, there we go.

699
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,720
And also, Topher has come up with his list.

700
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,800
We'll probably report on that Tuesday.

701
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,800
Okay.

702
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800
All right.

703
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,960
Do you want to go into some emails?

704
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,960
Sure.

705
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,960
All right.

706
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,960
Thank you.

707
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:16,080
Okay, this first one is what I was saying earlier about how, you know, I'll just get

708
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,080
into it here.

709
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Okay.

710
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:22,560
Mark, why in the world would you say the soprano's bullshit ending was brilliant?

711
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,240
David Chase copped out.

712
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,240
Wrong, in Stephen's point.

713
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,240
Okay.

714
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:34,960
No, us talking about it right now is proof that it was genius.

715
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,360
This is almost 20 years later and people are still arguing and debating over it.

716
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,440
It's genius.

717
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,000
It's genius.

718
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,800
Because if whatever you wanted to happen happened, the story wasn't written.

719
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,280
So I want to believe what I want to believe, you believe what you want to believe.

720
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,880
And you just bringing this up to me because that is my opinion shows that that was a work

721
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,880
of brilliance.

722
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,440
And I'm sticking to it and I'm certain that's what it is.

723
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,440
So anyhow.

724
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,440
All right.

725
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,840
Hey, this is Jeremy.

726
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,360
I was looking for the farter guy you used to work with.

727
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,440
Do you have a section of popular show segments?

728
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,920
I love to hear that one once again.

729
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,320
I was laughing so hard I spit Pib Extra all over my car.

730
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,320
Okay.

731
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:23,720
Well, it should have been Dr. Pepper, but anyhow.

732
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,720
No we don't.

733
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:29,840
And I wanted to get, you know, one of these days I'm going to have a page put up of our

734
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:35,920
bits, you know, our most famous ones, the ones that people like the best.

735
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,720
And I guess he wanted to hear it again.

736
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,960
Okay.

737
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,320
Because I don't know where to.

738
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,320
Okay.

739
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,400
I don't know.

740
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,200
I don't know what show that's in.

741
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,800
I don't know what segment it is or nothing.

742
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,280
You know, this is a part-time hobby.

743
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,880
The mere fact that you want to hear it again, like really kind of, I love it.

744
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,200
I mean, it really kind of is complimentary.

745
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,400
I mean, you know, thank you.

746
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,440
Well, it shows he's been listening for a while.

747
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,440
Yeah.

748
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440
Yeah.

749
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,440
So thank you.

750
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,440
What the?

751
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,440
I'm sorry.

752
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,440
You know what?

753
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,440
Jeremy.

754
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,440
Jeremy, what?

755
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440
Yeah.

756
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
It didn't say where he's from though.

757
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
Okay.

758
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,000
Well, Jeremy, thank you very much.

759
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,960
And okay.

760
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,920
How about if we tell the farter story at the very end?

761
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,600
Because it's, I don't want to go into it that lengthy right now.

762
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Right.

763
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,600
Okay.

764
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,400
So help remind me, but let's really do it this time.

765
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,360
Because I've threatened to do stories before it.

766
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,960
I go at the very end.

767
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,360
We're really going to try to remember.

768
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:43,920
And at the end of this show, I'll tell you the farter guy at work.

769
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,920
The guy could fart on command.

770
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,920
Do what?

771
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,920
I just took notes.

772
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920
All right.

773
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,920
Thank you.

774
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920
Okay.

775
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,360
Rob, I love the new Uncle Rob bit.

776
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,920
Are you aware that you're missed number three?

777
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,920
Or is that just a joke?

778
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,920
Yes.

779
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,920
Thanks.

780
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920
Abigail will show you.

781
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,920
We are aware.

782
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,920
Yes.

783
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920
We are aware.

784
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920
We are aware.

785
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,840
And we will get you number three.

786
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:07,840
It's not a...

787
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,840
We both record.

788
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,840
We tank.

789
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,640
I don't know what happened to it.

790
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,640
It was a blip.

791
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,640
We are aware of it.

792
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,880
Every now and then my stuff blips, if you will.

793
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,880
It skips.

794
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,560
That might have happened.

795
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560
I don't know.

796
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,560
No, it's not a joke.

797
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,560
We will get it to you though.

798
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Yeah.

799
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,560
Yeah.

800
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,560
We're going to re-record it.

801
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,040
And number three is going to be in there.

802
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,040
So yeah.

803
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:36,640
And that right there is cool that somebody noticed there's no number three.

804
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640
So yeah.

805
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,640
It was not a joke.

806
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,640
Okay.

807
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,640
Hey guys.

808
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,640
No.

809
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,960
This is Tulsa Kings.

810
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,240
He's got a nice little question for us, Rob.

811
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,240
Hey guys.

812
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,240
Yes.

813
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,200
I was wondering what is the most embarrassing moment in your life?

814
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,320
Ronnie, the Tulsa King.

815
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,320
Go ahead, Rob.

816
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,120
Can you think of anything right off?

817
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,120
Oh shit.

818
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,120
There's so damn many.

819
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:13,880
I'm going to have to go with my ex-girlfriend, well, baby mama, showing up at the house.

820
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,880
Showing up at my first wedding.

821
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,880
Huh?

822
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880
Yeah.

823
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,880
Yeah.

824
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,880
Denise showed up at my first wedding.

825
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,880
Denise.

826
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,040
God, that sounds familiar.

827
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,040
Did I know her?

828
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,040
Yeah.

829
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,040
You knew her.

830
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,040
Okay.

831
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,040
Okay.

832
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,520
Why'd she show up at your first wedding?

833
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:43,240
Well, I guess I was drunk the night before and invited her, I guess.

834
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,240
I don't know.

835
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:57,000
But yeah, as we turned around to step off the altar and walk up the aisle, just pronounced

836
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000
man and wife, here she comes.

837
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,680
From both families, yeah, it did not turn out very good.

838
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,760
So both families were aware of who she was?

839
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,960
Not at first.

840
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,360
Wow.

841
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,400
Not at first.

842
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,640
Did she raise hell or something or what?

843
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,680
Oh yeah, she confronted me.

844
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,680
Okay.

845
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,680
Wow.

846
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,680
How did she do that?

847
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,720
I mean, she's a baby's mom and it sounds like you accepted it, right?

848
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,720
Yeah.

849
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:36,880
Well, I didn't know for sure he was mine at the time.

850
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:37,880
Oh.

851
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:38,880
Oh.

852
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,880
Okay.

853
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,880
Okay.

854
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,880
So that would be quite embarrassing.

855
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,120
I haven't had a blood test yet.

856
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,600
So she could, if you don't mind going into it a little bit, okay.

857
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,600
Did you just tie?

858
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:58,320
Yeah, we come down the two steps and by the time we got down the steps to the pews, she

859
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,320
met us face to face.

860
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:06,400
Put my son in my arms.

861
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:15,080
My new wife grabbed my son, handed him back to her and she was escorted out the front

862
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,080
door.

863
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,960
There, I don't know what happened.

864
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:24,320
So I had one pissed off father-in-law at that point.

865
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,320
Oh, I bet.

866
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,320
Oh my gosh.

867
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,320
That would be my most embarrassing moment, I'd say.

868
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,320
Yeah, it has to be.

869
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,320
Man, I got to think of mine now.

870
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,320
You caught me off guard.

871
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,320
I wouldn't have been able to do that.

872
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,320
I'm not going to lie.

873
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,320
I'm not going to lie.

874
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320
I'm not going to lie.

875
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,320
I'm not going to lie.

876
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,320
I'm not going to lie.

877
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,320
I'm not going to lie.

878
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,320
I'm not going to lie.

879
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,320
That is a good one.

880
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320
I'm not going to lie.

881
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,320
That is a good one.

882
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,320
So big.

883
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,360
You know I could get into some shit.

884
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,420
I don't think I can top that one, Rob.

885
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:47,720
Well that's that.

886
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,720
Okay.

887
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,540
That was back in 89.

888
00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:53,640
Then I would have known you.

889
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:57,120
I don't remember you getting married for some reason.

890
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,120
Yeah.

891
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,040
It was after we quit hanging out.

892
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,040
Oh.

893
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,040
Okay.

894
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,040
All right.

895
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,040
Shortly after.

896
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,040
Shortly after.

897
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,280
Okay, all right.

898
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,160
Oh, okay, I got one.

899
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,800
I was at one of my jobs, okay,

900
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,420
and I had a really good friend there.

901
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:18,900
I'm not going to say his name.

902
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:22,180
And I doubt if he listens because he hates me now.

903
00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:25,100
But there's this like really hideous looking chick hanging

904
00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:29,700
out in the front part of the office part, right?

905
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:32,120
And I mean, she was just, ugh, I mean,

906
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,300
just like really disgusting.

907
00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:38,280
I mean, just, so I come in there, I go, my God, guys,

908
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,800
do you see that really ugly, nasty chick up there?

909
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,600
Oh my God, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen.

910
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,560
Where was my buddy's wife?

911
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:47,720
Oh my God.

912
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:51,480
Yes. And he goes, what?

913
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,520
And then everybody looked at me.

914
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,080
They looked down and looked at me, and I'm like, oh, shit.

915
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,840
And he stormed out.

916
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,640
And everyone said, dude, that's his wife.

917
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,020
You didn't know?

918
00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:04,120
No. Well, now you do.

919
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:09,120
Yeah. That's pretty fucking embarrassing, man.

920
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,400
Yeah. Yeah.

921
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,920
Yeah, that is.

922
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,120
I love the guy, man.

923
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,840
He was a really good friend.

924
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,160
Not anymore.

925
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,120
So, okay.

926
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,840
Okay. You know, we both came up with a couple

927
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,480
of good ones right on the spot there.

928
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,480
Okay. Yeah.

929
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,860
Ronnie, I want to turn the table when you hear this.

930
00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:34,840
What is your most embarrassing moment?

931
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,800
Sound good?

932
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,120
Sounds good.

933
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,440
All right.

934
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,920
He wants questions, so he's got one.

935
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,200
All right.

936
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,840
When are you two going to videocast?

937
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,280
I want to see Mark's talk in Chief's studio.

938
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,520
I hope all of what he said on his little joke skit is true.

939
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,560
Like the Falstaff sign, the Chief's wine,

940
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,640
and the neon signs he always talks about.

941
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,960
Yes, I do always talk about it.

942
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,280
I apologize.

943
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,880
Chad in Rosemont, Texas.

944
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,160
Yeah. And Rob has a studio, too.

945
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,520
And Topher has a cool studio, too.

946
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:09,400
Topher's no-filter studio is full of guitars and drums.

947
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,400
And yours is the Duck Blind Studio.

948
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:22,200
Yeah. And I've got bandanas, a band-hail on top,

949
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,440
and all kinds of different things.

950
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,600
Yeah, yeah, so all of them.

951
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,000
I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do

952
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,280
with this Miller-like cool table life my daughter gave me.

953
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,720
Still jealous, by the way.

954
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,800
Still jealous.

955
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:42,120
Well, my ceiling's good ceiling.

956
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,800
It ain't going to hold it.

957
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,120
No, there's no.

958
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,560
And it's one of those signs.

959
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,320
I don't know how you're going to get that up.

960
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,040
Huh. Okay.

961
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,520
I think I just might sit.

962
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,160
I guess it's going to have to, unless you can come

963
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,040
up with something like a lamp pole that comes over.

964
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,160
Yeah, you know what?

965
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,760
I could rig something.

966
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,160
Yeah, yeah, hey, you're working the steel.

967
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,040
Yeah, yeah, you can do that.

968
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,000
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, make it.

969
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,280
I know right where to get it.

970
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,960
There we go, yeah, make like.

971
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,520
Yeah, you make like a curved lampshade-like thing

972
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,200
and hang it from there.

973
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,520
Yeah, there we go.

974
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,280
Well, Rob's still under construction.

975
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,600
Mine's still under construction.

976
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,080
I still have a lot more.

977
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,000
I still have a million other little flyers I need to paste all

978
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,120
over the walls and do other stuff.

979
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,320
Topher's all full with all his musical equipment.

980
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,440
I don't know if he can fit another thing in there.

981
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:46,080
So, and then besides that, he has all his podcasting equipment,

982
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:50,280
the mic stands, the mics, everything,

983
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,360
the headphones, I mean,

984
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,360
he has a really elaborate operation there that is beautiful.

985
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:00,080
So hopefully we'll get that to go in, we'll get mine to go in,

986
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,880
and we'll get Rob's stuff blind to go in.

987
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,000
So there you go, Chad.

988
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,760
All right, douchebags, what kind of microphone do you use?

989
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,640
I like the sound, Tony and Jonesboro.

990
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,840
I think that'd be Arkansas.

991
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,880
I use a blue mic.

992
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,760
Topher uses a blue and he also uses some other mics.

993
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:25,520
He uses a couple of professional recording mics I forgot the name

994
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,400
of and he also uses blue mics.

995
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,760
I use a blue mic because it's just, it works so well

996
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,960
with the equipment I have here.

997
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:39,840
The other mic I would need an interface with, the much better mic,

998
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,360
but I don't have the room to have an interface here that I just,

999
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,280
you know, so I have to just have it plugged straight into my computer.

1000
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,480
So that's the best I can do, but a blue mic is good.

1001
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,720
I mean, it's not like it sounds horrible.

1002
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:57,440
It does sound good, but I can't use the same stuff that Topher does

1003
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,720
and that's just simply I don't have the room.

1004
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:03,200
So anyhow, all right, and let's see.

1005
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,400
Mark, what is your favorite vacation destinations, Clive and Olathe?

1006
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:13,160
Well, okay, I'm a beach guy.

1007
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:19,880
So I'd have to say St. Thomas and probably Curacao are my two best.

1008
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:27,680
I also love Colorado and Wyoming, some of the state parks.

1009
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,480
I know a lot of people say overseas.

1010
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:38,920
Well, I've lived overseas, okay, and to me, I like being in America

1011
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:46,000
or someplace that has the same type of conveniences and foods and stuff like that.

1012
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:54,920
I guess long and short of it is I like Americanized stuff and case in point,

1013
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:59,360
let's see, like ketchup, okay, a simple thing like ketchup, right Rob?

1014
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,680
Really good stuff, right?

1015
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,280
Yeah. Okay.

1016
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:08,040
Well, ketchup in Greece is mashed tomatoes in a can.

1017
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,120
That's their ketchup.

1018
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,120
Put that on a French fry.

1019
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,680
It's going to be more like tomato paste.

1020
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,800
Yes, and not even really that.

1021
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:22,480
I mean, he kind of, yeah, no sweetener, nothing, and it's horrible.

1022
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,520
Try to put that on a French fry, dude.

1023
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,800
It will ruin it.

1024
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,160
That will be a good example.

1025
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:33,200
A lot of places overseas, they do different things that, you know,

1026
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,880
now their coffee I could really go for.

1027
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,680
Their coffee is awesome, but other than that, a lot of their foods

1028
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:42,280
and the way of doing things and everything, you know, I prefer it over here.

1029
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,560
So I'm not going to say Bora Bora or something like that.

1030
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:52,040
What I'm saying is, is Curacao, St. Thomas, Colorado, Wyoming,

1031
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,440
I like a lot of parts of Florida.

1032
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,240
I mean, you know, so I hope that answered your question.

1033
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:01,360
I really don't know what else to go on that.

1034
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,000
So, all right.

1035
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,360
You got something you want to go with, Rob?

1036
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:12,960
Anywhere away from Lake and Hillshore.

1037
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,040
OK, there you go.

1038
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,480
Just leaving home for a weekend.

1039
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:23,120
OK. That would be awesome for me.

1040
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,480
The Smoky Mountains are cool.

1041
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:30,240
OK. Yeah, yeah, I would like to see them.

1042
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:37,720
I want to do that thing where I saw where you spend New Year's

1043
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,280
in the Smoky Mountains.

1044
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,520
I think that sounds cool and shit.

1045
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:48,240
Yeah, yeah, it's like some sort of a Airbnb thing where a lot of people

1046
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,160
go to New York or go downtown somewhere.

1047
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,000
This is like the getaway of New...

1048
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,360
It has like stuff.

1049
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,280
It has like all this elaborate stuff in a cabin out in the middle of nowhere,

1050
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,160
like Wi-Fi.

1051
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,480
You can watch the ball drop and you'd be in the middle of nowhere.

1052
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,480
Maybe you'll see a bear walk by at New Year's.

1053
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,400
You know, it's like an Airbnb thing.

1054
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,520
But anyhow, I wouldn't I wouldn't mind doing that.

1055
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,080
I think that would be pretty cool.

1056
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,720
So, all right.

1057
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:21,520
I do like it an hour south of New Orleans.

1058
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:25,480
Oh, down around Beerus.

1059
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,360
Yeah, you're talking about the coast.

1060
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,320
Yeah, yeah, I do like it down there.

1061
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,840
What is that 23 highway that runs out of New Orleans?

1062
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,200
It's outbound.

1063
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1064
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,680
The Peninsula.

1065
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,160
The Peninsula is only like three miles wide.

1066
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,000
Yeah, I think it's I think you're right.

1067
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,880
I think it's 23.

1068
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:52,840
Yeah, it runs down under Beerus and down to what they call the end of the earth.

1069
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,400
OK.

1070
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,120
I just love the culture down there.

1071
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:00,240
There's so much different cultures mixed together.

1072
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,400
Oh, I know.

1073
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,600
Yeah, it's that he gets along.

1074
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,560
You know, there's no racism.

1075
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,560
No, it's like New Orleans on steroids down there.

1076
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,400
It's really, really neat stuff.

1077
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,320
And the coast is beautiful, too, there.

1078
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:18,200
That's where it starts getting more into the emerald water and out of the Galveston

1079
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:22,000
mud, muddy looking murky stuff.

1080
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,680
So, yeah, that's cool.

1081
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,360
All right, you want to take our second break and you got something you want to come back

1082
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,360
with, Rob?

1083
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,360
Yeah, yeah, let's take a break.

1084
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,360
OK, we'll be right back.

1085
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:38,360
And now, a brand new feature.

1086
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,360
Strange insults from an Indian.

1087
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:50,360
May your mother come to talk to you and then leave your door slightly ajar so that you

1088
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,360
may have to get up and close it.

1089
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,360
And if you ever wondered where something came from, if you ever looked at something and

1090
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,360
said, I wonder what the origin of that is.

1091
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Well, so have we.

1092
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:05,840
That's why we give you The Origin of.

1093
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:09,720
The Origin of Knee-High Soft Drinks.

1094
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:15,520
Claude Hatcher overheard a route salesman enter the plant one day and describe the competitor's

1095
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,160
tall bottle as being knee-high.

1096
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:25,280
Knee-High originated with the Cherokela Company in Columbus, Georgia by Claude Hatcher in

1097
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,280
1912.

1098
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,760
Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

1099
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,240
Are you a parking ticket?

1100
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:38,360
You got five written all over you.

1101
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:46,080
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

1102
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:49,600
Let's see if a worm could talk.

1103
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,600
Would it be argumentive?

1104
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,600
I may never know.

1105
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:05,080
Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo

1106
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,080
is listening to this film.

1107
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:14,080
Now, from a center-round bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried goods, canned

1108
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:20,080
food, and a couple of vibrating toys is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad.

1109
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:26,080
That man would look ridiculous solving crime on a sunny day.

1110
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,440
Hey there, fuckstick.

1111
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,320
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

1112
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,240
Punxsutawney fills.

1113
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,480
Babies are named Shadow and Sunny.

1114
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,480
Hey, look.

1115
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,480
I think we found land.

1116
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,480
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

1117
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,480
Oh no.

1118
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:52,080
It's the island of horrible jokes.

1119
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:59,600
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf?

1120
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,480
In case they get a hole in one.

1121
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:10,960
Tofer, Mark, and Rob would like you to know that just because they have a podcast does

1122
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,960
not mean their asshole does not stink.

1123
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:17,760
I know them pretty well and their asshole does stink.

1124
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:24,160
So just so you know, their asshole stinks just like yours.

1125
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:28,960
To Dish Bags and Microphone is the only podcast available anywhere with Gusto.

1126
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,440
That's right, I said Gusto.

1127
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:36,140
Gusto is a magical ingredient in Schlitzbeer that makes it so damn delicious.

1128
01:00:36,140 --> 01:01:00,560
So enjoy a little Gusto from your podcast today.

1129
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:05,600
To Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

1130
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,800
And I am Rob.

1131
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,680
Rob, you have something for the program.

1132
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,680
Yes, I do.

1133
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:20,960
I want to go into the 19th century solo kill of Jack the Ripper.

1134
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:24,360
Okay, nice lighthearted subject.

1135
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:25,960
I love stuff like this.

1136
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:26,960
Please go ahead.

1137
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,960
I know you write stuff like that.

1138
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,960
So do I.

1139
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:41,200
An English historian and author Russell Edwards told today in Australia that DNA found on

1140
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:48,680
a shawl recovered from the scene of one of the Ripper's recent crimes was tested and

1141
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,680
traced.

1142
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:58,480
It is now believed that Jack the Ripper was a 23-year-old Polish immigrant named Aaron

1143
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:06,200
Kosminski who was believed to have come to the UK as a child and suffered from mental

1144
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,200
illness.

1145
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:13,040
He reportedly died at a mental institution in 1919, aged 53.

1146
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:21,120
When we matched the DNA from the blood on the shawl with a direct female descendant

1147
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:27,200
of the victim, it was the singular most amazing moment of my life at the time, Edwards told

1148
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,320
today in Australia.

1149
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,800
We tested the semen left on the shawl.

1150
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:39,080
When we matched that, I was dumbfounded that we actually had discovered who Jack the Ripper

1151
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,080
truly was.

1152
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,320
How amazing.

1153
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:47,080
They now know who he was.

1154
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,760
He's no longer a mystery.

1155
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,920
That's, wow, that is really significant.

1156
01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:01,040
I mean, it's been such a mystery and this guy was just so brutal too.

1157
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,720
So he's a Polish immigrant.

1158
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,720
Wow.

1159
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:04,720
Yeah.

1160
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,720
Okay.

1161
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,720
Thank you, Rob.

1162
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,720
Twenty-three years old.

1163
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,720
Twenty-three years old.

1164
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:09,720
Would all this happen?

1165
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:10,720
Wow.

1166
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,880
It's kind of hard to believe a 23-year-old would have that much anger and angst, but

1167
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:15,880
I guess so.

1168
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:16,880
I mean, wow.

1169
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,880
Well, he had mental illness.

1170
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,880
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

1171
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,880
You're right, Rob.

1172
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,960
Wow.

1173
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,480
Thank you.

1174
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:34,000
I'm going to go into Ozzy here in Sabbath and his final show ever.

1175
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,440
Hopefully it does go off.

1176
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,040
Ozzy Osbourne was confirmed.

1177
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,400
This is from Blabbermouth.

1178
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:45,760
Ozzy Osbourne has confirmed that he will be doing little bits and pieces with Black Sabbath

1179
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,400
during his final gig.

1180
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,400
I kind of knew that.

1181
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,920
I thought it'd be like a medley or something.

1182
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,560
I mentioned something about it on the Music Creeps.

1183
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,760
And I didn't see him doing a full set of anything.

1184
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,480
I mean, you know, he can't walk.

1185
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,480
And I know he doesn't want to be in a wheelchair up there.

1186
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:08,760
Parkinson's has really kind of advanced on him, and it's too bad, and it's sad.

1187
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:14,760
But Father Time has caught up with our best friend Ozzy, and it's not good.

1188
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:20,640
So anyhow, Ozzy announced his last ever performance on February 5th, revealing that the original

1189
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:25,840
members of Black Sabbath are reuniting for the first time in 20 years for the show.

1190
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:30,240
Joining them at the concert called Back to the Beginning, which will take place July

1191
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:34,480
5th at Villa Park in Birmingham, which is a huge stadium, and it's sold out.

1192
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:41,520
United Kingdom will be a host of metal band Sabbath inspired, including Metallica, Slayer,

1193
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:49,160
Lamb of God, Mastodon, Pantera, and Anthrax.

1194
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,920
That's a pretty solid lineup, isn't it?

1195
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,360
Yeah, pretty solid.

1196
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:59,920
Ozzy, who hasn't played a full show since late 2018, set on his SiriusXM show, Ozzy

1197
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaks.

1198
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:05,160
I'm not planning on doing a set with Black Sabbath, but I am doing little bits and pieces

1199
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,160
with him.

1200
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,720
I'm doing what I can where I feel comfortable.

1201
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:14,760
The 76-year-old heavy metal singer, who revealed in 2020 that he'd been diagnosed with Parkinson's

1202
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:19,560
disease, added that he is doing what he can to get ready for the Villa Park concert.

1203
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,000
I'm trying to get back on my feet, he said.

1204
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,400
When you get up in the morning, you just jump out of bed.

1205
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,520
I have to balance myself, but I'm not dead.

1206
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,160
I'm still actively doing things, which is excellent, because that's very important

1207
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,160
with Parkinson's.

1208
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:37,320
Earlier in the month, Ozzy's wife and manager Sharon told the Sun that her husband is struggling

1209
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:43,760
to walk amid his battle with Parkinson's disease, but that his singing voice is as

1210
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,160
good as ever, she said.

1211
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:49,200
Ozzy's very happy to be coming back and very emotional about this.

1212
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,240
As we all know, Parkinson's is a progressive disease.

1213
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,960
It's not something you can stabilize.

1214
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:58,320
It affects different parts of the body, and it's affected his legs.

1215
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:03,440
But his voice is as good as it's ever been, is what Sharon said.

1216
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:08,600
Ozzy talked more in detail about his condition on his show, his SiriusXM show.

1217
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,600
I made it to 2025.

1218
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,520
I can't walk, but you know what?

1219
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:15,240
I was thinking over the holidays for all my complaining, I'm still alive.

1220
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,880
I may be moaning that I can't walk, but I look down the road and there's people that

1221
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,680
didn't do half as much as me and didn't make it.

1222
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:27,720
Proceeds from Back to the Beginning show will support Cure Parkinson's and Birmingham Children's

1223
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:35,360
Hospital and Acorns Children's Hospice, a children's hospice supported by Austin Villa.

1224
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:41,000
The concert will mark the first time that Osborne, Iommi, Butler and Ward will have played

1225
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,520
together in over 20 years.

1226
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,240
Okay, there's a big hubbub.

1227
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,800
Okay, here, I'll go into this really quick.

1228
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:56,800
According to Sharon, Ozzy, who paused touring for now in 2023 after extensive spinal surgery,

1229
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:04,360
has rescheduled his No More Tours 2 shows from going ahead several times because of illnesses,

1230
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:09,680
the pandemic and logistical issues will not play any more shows after this Villa Park

1231
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,680
event.

1232
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:19,800
The show that No More Tours 2 wasn't going to happen, of course, if he can't walk.

1233
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:24,800
But there's a big hubbub because there's a lot of Black Sabbath fans that have been fans

1234
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,800
all their life.

1235
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,100
They can't go.

1236
01:07:28,100 --> 01:07:33,120
They wanted to go, but they were either priced out of it or the tickets went too quick.

1237
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,140
And a lot of people feel shunned and they're hurt.

1238
01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:38,320
They feel like they were priced out of the event.

1239
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,960
The tickets were astronomically priced.

1240
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:46,420
I know they're going to charity, but I mean, these are your fans.

1241
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:48,760
This is your goodbye to them.

1242
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,680
Don't you think it would have been a little, I mean, I know it's going to charity, but

1243
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:55,200
don't you think they would have strived to make it a little bit more affordable for the

1244
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,400
common guy that loves them?

1245
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,920
Yeah, you would think so.

1246
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,920
Yeah, I'm a little disappointed in that too.

1247
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,040
Like I said, I know it's going to charity and that's a great thing.

1248
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:10,720
But man, maybe you could charge more for a hot dog.

1249
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,440
Maybe you could charge more for a beer and that could go to charity.

1250
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:19,000
I mean, yeah, there's a lot of people that are really pissed off because they wanted

1251
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,000
to go.

1252
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,480
Now, I have a good friend of mine, Flamin is his name.

1253
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,800
He's from Bulgaria.

1254
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,800
He is going.

1255
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:31,600
He has a friend in England and he sent him, he wired him some money and his friend got

1256
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,740
him a ticket.

1257
01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:35,100
That's going to be pretty cool.

1258
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:37,020
But they are extremely expensive.

1259
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:40,360
So anyhow, I don't know what else to say about that.

1260
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,680
I mean, you know, I hope it happens.

1261
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:49,720
I just want to add, I almost bet that they do a pay per view.

1262
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:50,800
I bet you're right.

1263
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:51,800
Why wouldn't they?

1264
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,840
I mean, a lot of people want to see it.

1265
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:56,640
So it wouldn't be the first time.

1266
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,320
I mean, they've done stuff like this before.

1267
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:05,120
So you know, Kiss is the last concert ever as a band.

1268
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:09,080
Massive Square Garden was on pay per view worldwide.

1269
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,360
So I can see this happening.

1270
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:14,480
Come on, this is Ozzy's very last concert.

1271
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:15,480
They got to do it.

1272
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,480
Rob, would you buy it?

1273
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,480
Yes, I would.

1274
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,480
I would too.

1275
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,480
I would too.

1276
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,480
But the thing that I cautioned.

1277
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,480
It would be cheaper than driving all the way to Birmingham.

1278
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:22,480
Yeah, I would.

1279
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:23,480
I would too.

1280
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,480
I would too.

1281
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:25,480
But the thing that I cautioned.

1282
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,480
It would be cheaper than driving all the way to Birmingham.

1283
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,480
Yes, true.

1284
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:37,120
Okay, the one thing I like to caution everybody is it's going to be sad.

1285
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,120
It's going to be really sad.

1286
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,120
It is.

1287
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,120
It is.

1288
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:45,680
You see this guy that used to be this robust guy, partier, crazy man.

1289
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,240
I mean, all this stuff.

1290
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:55,120
And you see him withered away into, I mean, into just, you know, a cripple.

1291
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,260
Yeah.

1292
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:58,840
It's not going to be pretty.

1293
01:09:58,840 --> 01:09:59,840
But it's a final goodbye.

1294
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,880
And you know what?

1295
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,400
You know, honestly, I hope this isn't the truth.

1296
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,240
But Parkinson's is a progressive disease.

1297
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,200
And the more it progresses, the quicker it goes.

1298
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:16,080
So I don't know how much time Ozzy really does have left.

1299
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,080
So on this earth.

1300
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:22,080
Well, they actually did try to do this in a rush.

1301
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Yeah, that's the other.

1302
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,520
That's the other thing.

1303
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:32,680
Yes, that's the other thing, too, is how quickly they did it and how quickly everybody agreed

1304
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,560
to it without fighting over it.

1305
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:36,560
Right.

1306
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,560
Yeah.

1307
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:41,440
It was kind of like a, hey, guys, if we're going to do this, we got to do it now.

1308
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:44,080
And everyone was like, okay, understood.

1309
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:46,280
So you wait any longer.

1310
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:48,280
He ain't got the.

1311
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,280
Yeah.

1312
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,280
Yeah.

1313
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,280
And I mean, waiting any longer.

1314
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:56,000
I mean, like I said, Parkinson's is a piece of shit.

1315
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,520
And I've seen it destroyed many good people.

1316
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,200
So Rob, you got something a little bit better to report on there besides Jack the Ripper

1317
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,600
and Ozzy crippled.

1318
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,600
Sorry, guys.

1319
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,600
Okay.

1320
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,840
I don't know.

1321
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:14,840
I don't know.

1322
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,840
I'll let you decide.

1323
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:17,840
Okay.

1324
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:26,400
Okay, lead vocalist and guitarist Michael Akerfeldt recently had the chance to visit

1325
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:32,160
the Martin Guitar Factory at Nazareth Park, Pennsylvania, where he was graced with the

1326
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,160
opportunity to play several historic instruments.

1327
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:42,600
A few of the instruments he was offered to try out were so old he feared damaging them.

1328
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:46,080
I played a guitar from the eighteen hundreds.

1329
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,080
I got scared.

1330
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,080
They held it up to me and I kept backing away.

1331
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,080
It's invaluable.

1332
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:59,080
You know, I don't know what the value in money would be, but it's an artifact.

1333
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:04,080
I get nervous around those type of things, but I did play it.

1334
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:12,280
One of the most notable guitars Akerfeldt had the honor of playing while at the factory

1335
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:17,160
was Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain's old Martin.

1336
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:21,800
He was anything but impressed.

1337
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:25,520
Is that the beat up one, the one that was practically smashed?

1338
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,520
Yes.

1339
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,520
Yes.

1340
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,520
Okay, yeah.

1341
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:32,040
It was very beat up.

1342
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,600
It didn't feel that good.

1343
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:40,720
There was nothing special about it other than it belonged to Kurt, he said of the guitar.

1344
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:42,760
Cobain hated that guitar.

1345
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,720
That's why he smashed it after the MTV.

1346
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,720
Yeah, go ahead.

1347
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:46,720
I'm sorry.

1348
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:53,720
Well, according to Akerfeldt though, Cobain's axe has developed quite a reputation at the

1349
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:54,720
factory.

1350
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:59,720
Somebody told us that guitar was haunted.

1351
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:04,720
Like people who had that guitar had accidents, he said.

1352
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:10,720
Before adding, it was just a regular guitar to me.

1353
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:17,720
Yeah, I guess there's rumors that that guitar is cursed.

1354
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,720
Yeah, I believe it.

1355
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,480
I can see it.

1356
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,440
There's another backstory on that.

1357
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:30,280
Cobain hated that guitar and he hated doing MTV anything, but when he did the unplugged,

1358
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:34,840
he wanted that guitar because he was going to destroy it on stage.

1359
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:35,840
Yeah.

1360
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,040
So yeah, I believe it's cursed.

1361
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:41,040
But it still is.

1362
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,200
Yeah, I believe it.

1363
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:47,280
I believe it's still cursed, yes.

1364
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,680
They brought that guitar back from the dead.

1365
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:52,920
They had to kind of refurbish it a little bit.

1366
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:59,120
Yeah, it was in bad shape because Cobain hated mainstream anything.

1367
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:04,000
When Geffen told him that he had to do MTV unplugged, that it was going to help their

1368
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:08,480
careers and that he had to do it contractually and all that, it pissed him off.

1369
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:14,640
So he got that horrible guitar and he tried to play as shitty as he could.

1370
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:20,160
So anyhow, I've got something here interesting, Rob.

1371
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:28,480
There's this book that's out in the 1800s and it's called Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground

1372
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:29,480
Journey.

1373
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:36,880
Baron Trump, as in Donald Trump's son, but this is somebody else obviously in the 1800s,

1374
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:40,920
is leaving social media shook with its presidential predictions.

1375
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:46,680
A 19th century time traveling book series by an oddball American author that centers

1376
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:54,200
around a protagonist named Baron Trump has taken TikTok by storm with social media users

1377
01:14:54,200 --> 01:15:00,400
widely theorizing the writing's foretold President Trump's rise to the White House.

1378
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:06,840
Anyone who owns copies of Ingersoll Lockwood's Baron Trump novels is dusting off their legacy,

1379
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:13,600
largely forgotten collection to scour for any missed clues that could indicate where

1380
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,840
America might be going next.

1381
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:19,880
One novel in the series, The Last President, has fueled conspiracy theories that Donald

1382
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:24,840
Trump may have been foreseen as a pivotal political figure in history during the late

1383
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,720
1800s.

1384
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:31,880
In the book, a heated election causes unrest in New York City and sparks protests on Fifth

1385
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,080
Avenue.

1386
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:39,920
The fictional President, Brian, decides to appoint a cabinet member named Pence, similar

1387
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:46,360
to Donald Trump's first vice president, Mike Pence, and the protagonist Baron Trump who

1388
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:50,200
bears the same name.

1389
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:54,600
It's spelled differently as Donald Trump's youngest son is described as being curious,

1390
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,360
arrogant, and destined for greatness.

1391
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:03,440
The seemingly Simpson-level predictions left TikTok users in a frenzy.

1392
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:12,920
The theories on social media platform delve into even accessible of the wide vast of the

1393
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:28,840
real Trump family history and it brushes into some things that his family history goes into.

1394
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:35,320
They link the novels to Donald Trump's late uncle John G. Trump, who analyzed Nikolai

1395
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:39,600
Tesla's papers regarding energy and time.

1396
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:45,320
This connection has led to some widely speculated that the Trump family gained knowledge of

1397
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:52,880
time travel through studies tied to Tesla and his supposed secret time travel experiments.

1398
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:57,060
Skepticism is still at the forefront with a whirlwind of theories though.

1399
01:16:57,060 --> 01:17:04,460
Many argue that the books are coincidental works of fiction reflecting an era they were

1400
01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:05,960
published during.

1401
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:13,240
Others find that the theorizes are grasping at inconceivable straws born out of an obsession

1402
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:14,760
with the Trump family.

1403
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:18,400
Now, okay, all that being said, right Rob?

1404
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,400
This article missed something main and I couldn't believe I did.

1405
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:25,520
This article misses another tie in.

1406
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,960
Who owns the corporation Tesla?

1407
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,160
Musk.

1408
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,280
Yeah.

1409
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:41,040
Musk is the guy appointed to Trump's budget office overlooking the government waste.

1410
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,400
Okay.

1411
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:52,000
Elon often has referred himself as an alien that time traveled in the future.

1412
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,280
That's why he got one that day.

1413
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,920
I want to know if he's human.

1414
01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:00,880
Well, it missed the biggest one there.

1415
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:10,480
To me, Nikolai Tesla and Trump's uncle, he published some of the papers of Nikolai Tesla.

1416
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:11,480
Okay.

1417
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:19,400
Then Elon Musk, who is now on a cabinet by the White House, appointed by the White House

1418
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:26,640
by Trump, owns a corporation called Tesla.

1419
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:32,880
Now, I think to me that is bizarre with everything else.

1420
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,600
So I'm not saying there's anything to it.

1421
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:40,440
All I'm saying is it makes one go, huh, and scratch their head.

1422
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:45,520
So Rob, we turn to you after that great bit of information.

1423
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,520
Okay.

1424
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:55,760
I'm going to go into a story that I ran across on KY3.

1425
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:56,760
Okay.

1426
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:57,760
I'm going to go to Springfield, Missouri.

1427
01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:58,760
It's a pretty cool event.

1428
01:18:58,760 --> 01:18:59,760
Okay.

1429
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:10,760
A cow in Ash Grove, Missouri has gone viral on TikTok for being well-hidden.

1430
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:11,760
Okay.

1431
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:21,280
She is very, very pregnant, and her pregnancy has people stamping to social media every

1432
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,280
day for updates.

1433
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:23,280
Okay.

1434
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:28,760
It's been pretty, but it's been awesome, said Emily Anderson.

1435
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:35,160
Emily married into the Anderson family about a year ago and began working on the farm.

1436
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:41,920
She's been keeping a close eye on Big B, which is the name of the cow, and posting about

1437
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,760
her every day with updates.

1438
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:50,080
It was amazing to see how many reactions, how many people were interested in her, said

1439
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,080
Anderson.

1440
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:54,000
People are asking me every day for updates.

1441
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:58,800
They tell me that they check in on her in the middle of the night before they go to

1442
01:19:58,800 --> 01:19:59,800
work.

1443
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:04,920
They're telling their husband and families, and it's been really awesome seeing how many

1444
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,920
people are enjoying her.

1445
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:12,640
Big B is a seven-year-old Angus.

1446
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:17,520
This isn't her first time giving birth, so Emily and her husband know that she'll be

1447
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:18,520
a great mom.

1448
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:23,240
The real mystery is how many calves does Big B have.

1449
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,640
It's just a surprise, said Anderson.

1450
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:30,960
Everyone is waiting to see how many babies she'll have.

1451
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:37,680
It takes about nine months to have a calf, and they typically only have one.

1452
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:43,160
They can have two babies, but on rare occasions there could be more.

1453
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:50,520
I hope it's twin girls, because if it's twin, the mom will often reject one, and I'll keep

1454
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:54,960
it with my other model babies, said Anderson.

1455
01:20:54,960 --> 01:21:01,560
Yeah, go to KY3 and check this cow out.

1456
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,560
This thing is huge.

1457
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:06,560
Hang on, I'll go there right now.

1458
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,560
Oh my God.

1459
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,560
KY3?

1460
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:10,560
At Ash Grove, Missouri.

1461
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:11,560
Oh, sorry.

1462
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,560
It's right on their front page.

1463
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:15,560
Yeah.

1464
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:16,560
Oh, wow.

1465
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:17,560
Gosh, yeah.

1466
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,560
It's huge.

1467
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:19,560
Wow.

1468
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:20,560
Okay.

1469
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:21,560
Yeah.

1470
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,560
Everybody go check it out.

1471
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,560
It's amazing.

1472
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:28,560
I don't know about that.

1473
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:35,240
Yeah, there's at least twins, if not triplets.

1474
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:41,120
I would say something like that.

1475
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,120
Let's see.

1476
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:49,880
Rob, how many dimples are on a golf ball?

1477
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,880
I don't know.

1478
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,360
Who?

1479
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,360
336.

1480
01:21:55,360 --> 01:22:02,680
The International Space Station orbits Earth approximately every 90 minutes.

1481
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:08,200
Somewhere between 50 and 80% of Earth's living organisms are in the ocean.

1482
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,200
Wow.

1483
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:15,040
90% of the world's population lives in the Northern Hemisphere.

1484
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:17,760
Honey will never spoil.

1485
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:21,520
Doesn't matter how many years you have it out, it will not spoil.

1486
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,080
Did you know that?

1487
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,280
I've heard that.

1488
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,520
I've never tested that theory.

1489
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,600
I wouldn't test it, but anyhow.

1490
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,600
You know when the Caesar salad was invented?

1491
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,600
No.

1492
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,640
1924.

1493
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:43,320
How much larger is the sun than the moon?

1494
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,320
I don't have a clue.

1495
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,120
400 times.

1496
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:53,800
You know how fast winds on Neptune can blow?

1497
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,600
No.

1498
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:58,960
1200 miles an hour.

1499
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,400
Holy cow.

1500
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,640
I know.

1501
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:06,800
You know how much a silverback gorilla can lift?

1502
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:08,560
I know it's quite a bit.

1503
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:11,600
Over 1763 pounds.

1504
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:15,360
Almost a ton.

1505
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,360
Yeah.

1506
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,880
Yeah, just right under a ton.

1507
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:23,000
The deepest part of the ocean is approximately how many feet down?

1508
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:27,000
I don't know.

1509
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,720
35,876.

1510
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:32,800
Pretty good little stint there.

1511
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:38,320
What's the hardest bone in a human body, Rob?

1512
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,000
The femur.

1513
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,280
I knew that at one point.

1514
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,720
I did too.

1515
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:49,800
When I read femur I was like, oh yeah, I did know that.

1516
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:53,960
What is the oldest living land animal on earth?

1517
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:57,000
I don't know.

1518
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:02,080
190 year old tortoise named Jonathan.

1519
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:05,400
You know all of these could have been on news that nobody gives a shit about, but you know

1520
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:09,760
what, I got a lot of other ones to put on there so I got more I got to do.

1521
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:13,120
Do you know that Australia is wider than the moon?

1522
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,040
No, I don't know that.

1523
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:23,120
What planet is the only planet to spin clockwise?

1524
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:28,720
I don't know that.

1525
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:30,920
Venus.

1526
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:36,760
Did you know that human teeth are the only part of the body that cannot heal themselves?

1527
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:41,720
No, I didn't.

1528
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:47,960
Did you know that competitive art used to be an Olympic sport?

1529
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,960
That I did know.

1530
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:54,320
Okay, yeah I knew that too.

1531
01:24:54,320 --> 01:25:01,320
What are the specks on strawberries called?

1532
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,320
The seeds.

1533
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:03,320
Acnes.

1534
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:04,320
Okay.

1535
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:07,960
Yeah, I didn't know either.

1536
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:12,200
I just called them seeds.

1537
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:19,200
Who was the first person that was processed on Ellis Island?

1538
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,200
I don't know.

1539
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:26,280
A 15 year old girl named Ella.

1540
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:29,120
I wonder if they got the name Ellis for that.

1541
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:32,120
She was from Ireland.

1542
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,680
Ellis, Ella, I don't know.

1543
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:40,440
Google images was created after Jennifer Lopez wore the green dress at the 2000 Grammys.

1544
01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:43,960
I actually knew that.

1545
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:50,360
Did you know that lemons float in water but limes sink?

1546
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:54,600
Now that you say that, I never thought about it.

1547
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:57,800
It's true.

1548
01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:02,160
It would take 19 minutes to fall to the center of the earth.

1549
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:06,160
Yeah, I would think longer.

1550
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,160
This one's easy.

1551
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:10,640
What is the only carnivorous plant?

1552
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,640
It's a Venus flytrap.

1553
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:13,200
We all know this.

1554
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:16,240
The Eiffel Tower was originally made for Barcelona.

1555
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:24,280
Did you know what the real name for a hashtag is?

1556
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,280
An octothorpe.

1557
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:31,760
I could see why they called it hashtag.

1558
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:32,760
Yeah.

1559
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:40,320
Neil Armstrong's hair was sold in 2004 for $3,000.

1560
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:49,000
The longest English word is 189,819 letters long.

1561
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:54,560
Why in the fuck would they come up with that?

1562
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:58,480
The tiny pockets in jeans was designed to store pocket watches.

1563
01:26:58,480 --> 01:26:59,920
I knew that actually.

1564
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:02,260
Yeah, I knew that.

1565
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:08,520
People once ate arsenic to improve their skin.

1566
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:18,240
The largest bowling alley in the world is in Japan and it has 116 lanes.

1567
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:20,400
The Terminator script was sold for $1.

1568
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,400
I knew that.

1569
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:22,400
Yeah.

1570
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:30,080
A fair of long words is called... Fuck, I can't even... Just look that one up.

1571
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:32,720
Just look... It's called... Okay?

1572
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:34,960
If you're interested.

1573
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:42,640
If you're interested, which you're probably not, it's called... Penicillin was first called

1574
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:43,640
mold juice.

1575
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:44,640
You know what?

1576
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:45,640
I'm done with this.

1577
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:46,640
You got anything you want to go to, Rob?

1578
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:51,240
Actually, why don't you go into the part of her story?

1579
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:53,240
Oh, thank you.

1580
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:54,240
Don't forget it.

1581
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:55,240
Okay.

1582
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:56,240
Thank you.

1583
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:57,240
I forgot all about that.

1584
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:58,240
Yeah, we're getting close to time.

1585
01:27:58,240 --> 01:27:59,240
Okay.

1586
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,240
I forgot all about that.

1587
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,240
I'm sorry.

1588
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,240
I wouldn't waste time with all those bullshit.

1589
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:03,240
Okay.

1590
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,240
I'm sorry.

1591
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:06,240
Okay.

1592
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:07,240
I used to work with this guy.

1593
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:12,960
He could fart on command, but not only could he fart, it was horrible.

1594
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,200
It would last all day.

1595
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,600
It would linger for a long, long time.

1596
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:22,280
They were greasy smelling and you'd go home and they'd be on your shirt, that fart smell.

1597
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:25,320
I mean, I swear he had something wrong with his intestines.

1598
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:29,000
I mean, it was horrid.

1599
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:34,600
He used to go if someone would piss him off, let's say we're going to buy some electricians

1600
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,760
or something and they're being dicks to us or something.

1601
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,520
Well, they were on break somewhere else.

1602
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:42,840
He'd go fart in their area and then they'd come back, I don't know, 15 minutes later

1603
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:43,840
and start blaming us.

1604
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:45,920
God, who did that?

1605
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:50,840
One time he was really mad at the super of a job and the super of the job used to go

1606
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:52,920
up and down in this one elevator.

1607
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:57,400
He went in there and farted and that son of a bitch stayed for like a week.

1608
01:28:57,400 --> 01:29:02,360
Every time he went in there, you could smell that greasy, nasty fart.

1609
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,800
It just would not go away.

1610
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:09,960
What he used to do is for fun at night, he would fart in the job box and he would lock

1611
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:10,960
it up.

1612
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:16,720
Then in the morning, we'd open it up and that horrible shit smell would hit you right in

1613
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,960
the face.

1614
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:21,880
It was terrible.

1615
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:29,080
The capper was, like I said, he could fart on command and he did it all the time.

1616
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:33,920
We had to send a job box back to the shop on FedEx grounds.

1617
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:38,640
It took a couple of weeks to get back because that's like if you don't really need it, they're

1618
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:39,640
really quick.

1619
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,200
They give you a break.

1620
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:43,040
They don't charge as much.

1621
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:49,760
Anyhow, we had to go to another job somewhere and we came back and that job box was sitting

1622
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:50,760
out.

1623
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:55,040
Two weeks later, when they got it, that job box was sitting out in the middle of the yard

1624
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,840
in front of work.

1625
01:29:56,840 --> 01:30:02,440
They said that that thing smelled so bad that they had to put it out there because nobody

1626
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:06,960
could stand the smell.

1627
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:08,280
That was the farter guy.

1628
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:13,120
That was a really quick little synopsis, if you will, or something like that of it.

1629
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:15,120
Man, it was horrible.

1630
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:16,120
Gosh.

1631
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:23,080
Anyhow, I'm glad I do not have to get anywhere near his gas again.

1632
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:24,080
Yeah.

1633
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:25,080
Yeah.

1634
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:26,760
Well, thanks for reminding me, Rob.

1635
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,720
I forgot all about it.

1636
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:29,720
Yeah.

1637
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:30,720
Yeah.

1638
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:31,720
All righty.

1639
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:32,720
Everybody, thank you for listening.

1640
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:35,720
Have a good night, assholes.

1641
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:38,120
Good night, assholes.

1642
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:39,120
Oh no.

1643
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:41,400
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1644
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:45,080
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1645
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,040
Fear not, assholes.

1646
01:30:47,040 --> 01:31:15,040
We'll be back invading your ear holes soon.