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And now it's time for...

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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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Strange, but true.

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In the 1920s, there was a health drink called Rattathor that literally contained radium and consequentially slowly killed its customers.

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Evan Byers, a wealthy American socialite, died from Rattathor radium poisoning in 1932.

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When his body was exhumed in 1965 for study, his remains were still highly radioactive.

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The only reason Rattathor didn't cause a public health crisis at the time was because it could only be afforded by the rich.

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Jam X.

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What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the feet.

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Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man.

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Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst.

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The generation of noncompliance.

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Is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers.

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Everything's ruined.

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Hi there.

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This is your ears.

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Why are you listening to this garbage?

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I thought we were friends.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3...2...1...

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Let's see.

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If I identify as a dog and I start wandering around the block without a collar on, could animal control come by and pick me up?

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I may never know.

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Greetings all from the very southern tip of Kansas City, Missouri.

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2.4 million men, children, and everybody.

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Metroplex of Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas.

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This is Mark of Two Douchebags in a Microphone and I'm speaking to...

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This is Rob from Kanditon, Missouri.

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Population roughly 5,000.

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Part of Lake of the Ozarks.

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Yes, and it's a very beautiful part of Lake of the Ozarks.

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I love that arm of the lake.

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Is that the Niangua River part?

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Yeah, we're closer to the Niangua.

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And the Ha Ha Tonka State Park isn't very far from me.

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Yeah, Ha Ha Tonka is so beautiful.

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If you ever get a chance, just look up images.

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It's Ha Ha Tonka like you would think it would be spelled.

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It is a Native American name.

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It's kind of an odd name to us because it's not something that we say or whatever.

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So anyhow, it's called Ha Ha Tonka, Missouri State Park.

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And look it out.

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It is gorgeous, isn't it?

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One of the main parts of it, one of the main spectacles I guess you call it, there is an old fort up on a hill that caught fire and burned.

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And the ruins are still there and you can go right up to it and look at it.

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And it's a beautiful scenery.

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It's got a lot of waterfalls, waterfalls.

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And there's quite a few hiking trails.

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Yeah, and there's a lot of natural springs.

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It is a gorgeous piece of area.

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Missouri does not get enough credit for places like that.

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I mean everyone knows Arkansas and they know other places, you know, but Missouri has some of the most beautiful landscape.

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Well, we were talking about that a while back.

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When people think of Missouri, they think of either St. Louis or Kansas City.

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There's a lot more to Missouri and I live in the heart of it.

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I love it.

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There's a reason that the Lake of the Ozark, and actually it's more than that.

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Lake of the Ozark is the one with the name because that's a big party place.

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There's Truman Reservoir, there is Pauwetti Tarr, there is Table Rock, Taney Como.

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I mean there's a lot of them I'm forgetting about.

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I mean just not enough to...

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A lot of them are spring fed in a lot of areas like Table Rock is spring fed in a lot of areas.

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I mean all of them are.

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Just some of them are a little bit more scenic than others.

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I'm telling you, just look up Ha Ha Tonka and if you get a chance,

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I'll bet you you'll want to go visit it after you look at it if you're not familiar already.

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If you're an outdoors type person, you will love this kind of place.

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Anyhow, I have some time off starting Monday.

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I have like five days off in a row.

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I took a little bit of leave and just kind of refresh and relax and kind of recharge the batteries.

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Yeah, that's a good way to put it Rob. Reboot.

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Got to reboot, turn myself off and on, whatever, reset.

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I was entertaining the idea of maybe hitting Eureka Springs for a couple of days.

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Well, it appears that the shitty weather is about everywhere except the deep south.

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But they even get it periodically there too.

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I mean, case in point like we talked about yesterday, New Orleans get nine and a half inches of snow.

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So, you know, I guess the whole deal is I'm just going to have to deal with this cold bullshit

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and just like podcast and do stuff like this to entertain myself, you know.

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I mean, I can't really go anywhere in this stuff.

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I mean, it's colder than shit.

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I mean, it is freaking cold and it's going to get colder too.

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I mean, we're going to have some sub-zero temperatures again.

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This is a typical winter in the 70s, late 70s, early 80s as I remember, you know, when I was just a little bitty turd.

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You know, the extreme cold temperatures, the prolonged temperatures and the snow that lasts more than three or four days.

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The snow that lasts for a couple of weeks, the snowpack.

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We didn't get nearly as much snow as they predicted.

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But I mean, we got about three inches, which is enough.

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But I mean, you know.

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Yeah, we were about two inches.

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Yeah, I saw some pictures.

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But it pretty much snowed all day.

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It did here too.

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It was crazy.

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Pissed and, you know, just kind of spit and pissed.

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I mean, it's pretty tame.

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You know, Topher and I were going to go hit up the city market.

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But when it's 10 degrees, number one, there won't be anyone there.

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Number two, it's around 25 degree in the commons area where we'd be recording.

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So everything we do has to be indoors.

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You know, so the only good thing about snow and cold is probably hot coffee and chocolate, right?

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So Rob, I want to change directions here.

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How was your cake last night?

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It was good.

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Good.

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Very good.

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Good. Good to hear.

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Good to hear.

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What flavor was it?

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It was chocolate with like white buttercream frost.

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That sounds pretty righteous.

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So good. Good, good, good. Good to hear.

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Anyhow, so far this morning, like I said, it only snowed about three inches.

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I don't understand why the hell there's so many traffic issues.

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The snow was light powdery snow around here and it didn't stick at all.

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We deal with this every year.

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I mean, it's like people are in like, I don't know, like in a bubble.

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You know, people lived here for years.

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All of a sudden it's like, oh, I forgot.

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You know, I forgot I have to be careful in this stuff.

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I forgot I can't slam on my brakes.

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I'm glad I didn't have to work today, but man, there was traffic issues everywhere.

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Freeway shut down.

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I just couldn't believe it.

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It was nothing bad at all.

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I mean, this is just pretty mundane for a snowstorm, you know.

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So I don't know.

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You know, we deal with it every year.

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You think sooner or later people would get used to it, right?

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So, you know, I used to say, well, you know what, we're used to it here and, you know,

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and we wouldn't be freaked out by snow.

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But now I'm kind of wondering.

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I think, you know, I don't know.

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People just have like two short of attention span.

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I don't know.

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Or they just don't.

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I don't know.

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Who knows?

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But oh, by the way, Rob, did you realize we have to rerecord life tips from Uncle Rob?

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No.

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We missed tip number three.

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It's not on there.

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Okay, yeah, yeah, I caught that.

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I caught that.

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I was like, where the hell is tip number three?

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I don't know what we were doing.

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I'm like, I had to rewind it.

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And I'm like, or, you know, or push it back.

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And I'm like, we did not say tip number three.

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It went straight to four.

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And I'm like, I don't know what the hell happened.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That was the big fix.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, it's easily correctable, so we'll do that.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, we will do that.

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Yeah, so anyhow, but until then, I'm just going to run that one.

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Everyone can wonder what three is, you know, until we get back in there.

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So, but okay, anyhow, back to the Eureka trip that could have been, but it's not going to

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I'm anxious to try out my portable podcast equipment, you know.

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And the best place to do this would be Eureka Springs, because it's just three and a half

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It's in the car, you know, because I don't want to, I want to try it out before lugging

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it all the way on a cruise, because the ultimate thing is I want to record one on the cruise,

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And, you know, you hear the sounds of the cruise ship, the boat honking, you know, the

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I think it would be great to do that.

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You know, Topher and I did that one time.

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I called in from the cruise, from the, from the balcony, and it turned out pretty well.

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And the way you do that is you have to call the other person on, on the internet, and

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it works really well.

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It works so much better than I thought it would.

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So, anyhow, I checked in on a tablet that was a small tablet and a small mic, but I

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haven't been finding, I can't find a tablet that's strong enough to, to run the software

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that's needed, and also to produce any type of a good sound out of the mic.

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So, you know, maybe I'm just missing it, but it may be a little while off before they come

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Maybe I could be one of three people in the whole world that wants one for that.

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I don't know.

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So, anyhow, we'll see.

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I don't know.

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There's, to be honest, there are a lot of people pop-casting these days.

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Yeah, oh, I know there is.

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There's a lot of them.

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A lot of people.

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I was thinking, there's a way to do it on your cell phone, but, you know, here's the

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You can do a practice run and all that, but I don't want to record for an hour and a half

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and not be able to load it onto my computer, you know what I mean, to process it.

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And to put it up on RSS.

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So, I'm kind of leery about that.

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I might try it one time, like I'll just call you up, I'll go down, like, the City Market

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with me and my cell phone and a personal mic that, they make mics that attach with a app.

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I'm thinking about doing something like that, and then I would have to find the right equipment

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or the right software, because Adacity doesn't work well with any type of a cell phone, and

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because I know people do podcasts with their cell phone.

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So, that might be a possibility too, but like I said, I would have to go down to, like,

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the City Market or a park or something and do a podcast with you for about an hour and

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a half and then come back and load it onto the computer and see if it works.

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So, anyhow, but all that's a little ways off.

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We'll see, you know, the cruise is in late April that we're going to go to this year.

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So, you know, I got a little time to hopefully figure it out.

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So, anyhow, yesterday evening, remember I was running a little bit late?

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Yes.

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Well, we just got back from Val's sister's house.

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We had to pick up Val's nephew from KCI.

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He is in from San Diego and take him to her sister's house.

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And anyhow, her sister doesn't like driving in traffic, and it was rush hour, so we said,

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we'll go get him.

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So, I have to take a second here to give the new airport props.

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Most airports put the cell phone lot right in front, right next to the arrivals, you know,

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where all the planes, you know, all the people getting off the planes are coming out and

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people are there to get them.

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Well, the new KCI, it's well away from the buildings, but it's within two minutes to

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the arrival buildings.

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So, you can be two minutes away, but you can be way away from the building because most

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airports put it right next to their arrivals, and it's a huge cluster to get in and out

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of that lot.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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They're all coming out of there, and the people are coming from the picking up somebody and

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then getting ready to accelerate and get out of there.

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And then here you are coming out.

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Yeah, you got people going all different directions.

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Yeah, and it's just a big cluster.

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And so, I got to give them props.

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They thought about this, and they put the cell lot not too far away, but far away enough

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to where it will not interfere with people coming out of baggage claim and their rides

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are there going, hey, Aunt Jeffy, or not Jeffy, whatever, Aunt Freida.

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Aunt Freida, okay, you're over on B1.

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Okay, I'll be right there, Aunt Freida, you know.

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So, anyhow, but last night we went to dinner at Slaps because it was close to where Val's

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sister lives.

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And it stands for Squeal Like a Pig.

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This is an American Royal winner that started their own barbecue joint.

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This place out, it started out tiny.

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I hadn't been there in a while, but it grew into a large restaurant.

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It is a fantastic place if you're ever in Kansas City.

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I would recommend that as one of the top barbecue joints right now.

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It is really, really good.

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And they're not paying me anything to say this.

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They didn't give me a cut on the meal or nothing like that.

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I didn't even talk to them about it.

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I'm just telling you, as a favor, if you're around Slaps or you want good barbecue in

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Kansas City, you might check them out.

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The ribs, they did something a little bit different.

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They basted the ribs while they were cooking them, you know, while they were smoking them.

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And they were tender, but then after they give the rib, they take the ribs after they've

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been basted with barbecue sauce a few times and they've been smoked, they put, they covered

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in a sweet rub that is just out of this world.

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So you get the sweet rub, then you get the barbecue sauce, and then you get the rib meat.

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It is just fantastic.

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And so give it a try.

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But that's not the only thing they're good at.

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I mean, they have some killer sandwiches there.

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They have really good burn ends.

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The burn ends are really good.

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And like I said, we talked about this.

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I think it was a podcast or someone emailing us and they're talking about if good slicing

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beef should have a lot of fat in it.

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And we said no, because it should be a good cut of beef with plenty of marbling.

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Well, that's what they do there.

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There is no fat on the outside of it.

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And the inside is tender and juicy.

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So they know how to do it right.

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So I know how come they won the American Royal a few times.

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So yeah, anyhow, so it's pretty cool.

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In France and Spain, they began writing tickets to people on speakerphone in a public area.

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I mean, these idiots are really annoying because they talk really loud and the speaker is really loud.

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Do you know what I'm talking about?

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Yes, yes.

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I know exactly what you're talking about.

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It is fucking annoying, isn't it?

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Yeah, I would rather have my ears fall out.

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I would rather be the only one talking.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I don't want other people to hear what the people, the person I'm talking to is saying.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know, and now I know how come so many people put in earbuds because I don't have to listen to those idiots on the speakerphones and the speaker loud and then they're fucking talking loud.

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You know, I want to hear somebody's dumb shit brain dead conversation.

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So the person in front of me at the store was having some sort of a low budget conversation about how to dress to hide back fat.

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I'm not kidding.

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Yeah.

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And I'm like, oh my gosh.

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You know, it was hell.

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I'm just sitting there going, what the hell?

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I can't believe I'm sitting here listening to somebody talk as loud as they can to someone as loud as they can on a speakerphone talking about how they hide back fat in clothing.

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So and I'm not kidding you at all.

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This was so loud I got a call from my mom's doctor's office because we had to get a refill of medication.

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I had to call them back because the loud talk was was so loud.

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You know, all I could hear was about how they hide fucking back fat.

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You know, the whole thing I'm getting at is this right here.

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If Francis Bane, they're doing it.

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I hope it comes over here quickly.

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It cannot come over here quickly enough.

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I want some fines levied out because I want people to stop this because it's annoying as fuck.

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Get in the break room.

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People talking as loud as they can.

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You know, you're over there having a conversation or trying to watch TV or something.

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Or they're watching a video really, really loud and it's like, what the fuck?

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It's like, where do you grow up?

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Worse yet, worse yet. You're in a car with somebody and they get a phone call and they put them on over Bluetooth and through their car stereo.

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Yes, yes.

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And as a matter of fact, I've had that.

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That's even worse.

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I was with a friend of mine when somebody said something about someone was in the car and they didn't know.

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Right.

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Yeah, they go, hey man, let's just say, hey, how's that fucking dumbass Billy?

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Is he still scratching his fucking warts or something? Right.

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And he was right there.

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And the guy's like, I got to go.

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But it was too late.

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And I'm just sitting there secretly thinking, aha, that's awesome. Good.

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I'll tell you what, tell you what, you can't catch a lot of nerd on somebody that way.

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Oh, yes, you can.

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That was the only time that happened.

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That was just a really, really good way of explaining sometimes how that happens.

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So, like, yeah, anyhow, I agree.

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So anyhow, Rob, how much snow did you guys get down there? Were the roads bad?

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Tell me some stuff.

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About 7 a.m.

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We were back until about 7 a.m.

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It started coming down.

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About the time I was leading board.

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And then the roads started getting covered and everything.

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The road crews did their job. The roads are clear.

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It was pretty much steady all day.

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It accumulated, then it's like it quit accumulating, but it kept coming down.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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We had a lot of spitting and flurries and moderate snow,

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but it really didn't seem to accumulate after last night's event.

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Last night?

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Yeah, it was just enough to screw up the morning.

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Yeah, yeah, about the same.

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Like I said, we got two and a half, probably about three inches of snow,

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and all this happened in about three hours last night.

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I woke up about two, I look outside,

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and it just started snowing, the ground was still there.

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And then I wake up about six, and the ground was covered,

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and it was about two inches deep.

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And then I get up about eight, and it pretty much stopped snowing by that time,

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and that's when we had about three inches.

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So we had probably three or four hours of snow,

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and then the rest of the time it was kind of spitting here and there.

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They missed it pretty big time up here.

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We were supposed to get six or seven inches, possibly even eight.

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That's good. That's always a good time.

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No, that's not a complaint.

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That's not a complaint.

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But now we have ice coming in Saturday.

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We have snow coming in Tuesday.

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And then we have like three days of bullshit weather periodically

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in the next five or six days.

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So anyhow, winter's here.

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It's not going away.

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It's not my fault this time.

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I have not said one thing about Mother Nature.

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Am I right?

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No, no, actually we have been defending her.

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Yes, ever since the Great Tornado thing last year,

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I mulled off about her about one tornado,

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and then that night she sent four of us, four of them here.

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And I was like...

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Oh, you gave her an ass paddle. Come on.

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I gave her an ass paddle. Yes.

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What did you expect?

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She promptly gave me one about two in the morning

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with the sirens going off.

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So I was like...

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I think now you know better than to ass paddle farther time.

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Yes, yes, I'm not.

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I'm not. No way.

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Or ass paddling the Grim Reaper or anything like that.

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No, no, no, no.

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I'm laying low.

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I'm not getting on their radar.

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So anyhow, yeah, yeah.

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And the first thing I thought was, oh shit, don't take cover.

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I think I should have never ass paddled her.

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That's the first thing I think.

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I woke up with the fucking sirens.

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I was like, oh man.

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It's my fault. My fault.

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One ass paddling in Mother Nature

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just completely flipped out on us.

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So anyhow.

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Well, do you want to take our first break and come back

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because last night's episode we only took one break.

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I noticed that. I noticed that after we hung up.

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I just said, we only did one break.

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It was a weird episode.

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Well, it was.

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We were talking in the mood last night.

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Yeah, we were.

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We got out of the boat.

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And also I was running late too.

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I called you what, about 8 after or something.

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I just got in the door.

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And yeah, yeah.

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So it was kind of a weird episode.

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It was kind of hurried.

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I had to get all my stuff together and all that stuff.

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But it went really well.

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You and I had plenty to yak about.

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So all right, and actually it downloaded really good.

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Well, before we go for a break,

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go ahead.

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Oh, I said it downloaded really well.

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In the, I don't know, 10 hours, 11 hours it's been up.

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It really got a lot of downloads.

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I'm pretty happy with it.

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Anyhow, go ahead. What now?

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Oh, before we go to break, I just wanted to mention,

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you remember here a week or two ago

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I was talking about how me and the Lube Welder

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have decided to put together a support group?

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Uh-huh.

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For the Musically Bipolar.

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Yes, I am in there.

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We have, we're getting off the ground here.

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We're calling it the MBPG, Music Bipolar Group.

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We are meeting every Thursday at 7 p.m.

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right here in my bunker.

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Everybody is welcome.

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We're just going to sit around,

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support each other in our illness.

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Yeah, that, make me a part of that, okay?

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I'll call in.

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Yeah, you are. You are.

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Okay, I'll be in there.

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Anybody and everybody is welcome to show up to my bunker.

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We have like three guys at work,

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said they'll be here tomorrow night.

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Oh, cool. Okay.

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Is this going to be in the Duck Blind Studio?

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No, no, no. Nobody gets entered into the studio.

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Okay, okay. All right.

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I don't know who I can trust.

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We're going to stay in the living room,

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dining room, kitchen area.

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Okay. Oh.

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Yeah, nobody comes to the studio.

489
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Yesterday I was talking about the old man that used to,

490
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
with the funny business card, you know,

491
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
in New Orleans at the French Market,

492
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
and he did the old concert tickets.

493
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
I found some of his shirts on eBay,

494
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
but they're way too expensive.

495
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Yeah, I guess he was pretty famous for that.

496
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
I didn't know that.

497
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I just knew him as some old man with a cool business card

498
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000
that did cool shirts at the French Market in New Orleans.

499
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
That's all I knew.

500
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
But I guess they're kind of preferred.

501
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
I loved them.

502
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
I guess a lot of people are like that

503
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
because they sell them on eBay,

504
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
only the price is really, really jacked up.

505
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
I only paid like 20 for mine.

506
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
I mean, he didn't charge a whole lot

507
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
for doing all this stuff himself.

508
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000
I mean, he was pretty reasonable for that type of a shirt,

509
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
a special-made one.

510
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,000
But anyhow, they are on eBay right now.

511
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
I'm not going to pull the trigger.

512
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000
He probably gathered quite a follow.

513
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
He must have because it's not just one or two.

514
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
It's quite a few of them.

515
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Quite a few of them are on eBay right now.

516
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,000
But the problem is, I want 60, 70 bucks.

517
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
I'm like, no, I'm not going to do that.

518
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
And most of them don't even fit me anyhow.

519
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
I was like, I'm not going to wear that.

520
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Fuck.

521
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000
I'll look like fucking Tommy Boy in that shirt or whatever.

522
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah.

523
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Yeah, so, yeah.

524
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Let's see.

525
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
What else?

526
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
You know what?

527
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I don't know what the hell it is.

528
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Let's take our first break and come right back.

529
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
I have got some emails if you want to get into them

530
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000
or if you got something you want to talk about, we'll do that.

531
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
So we'll be right back.

532
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
We'll decide when we get there.

533
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Okay.

534
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Hey, everybody.

535
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
This is Uncle Rob.

536
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000
I'm going to give you some tips for life.

537
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000
This is Uncle Rob's Rules to Dick Picks.

538
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Rule number one, title will pick in someone else's name.

539
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,000
So if you get busted, it's not yours.

540
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to your length and girth.

541
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Rule number four, no propping of the way.

542
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Absolutely no undercarriage.

543
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Very important.

544
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

545
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Have you ever looked at something and said,

546
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
I wonder what the origin of that is?

547
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Well, so have we.

548
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000
That's why we gave you The Origin of.

549
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
The Origin of Velcro.

550
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,000
George D. Mestral found inspiration in his most famous invention

551
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,000
and he found those annoying little burrs that can get stuck to your clothing

552
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
after a walk in the woods.

553
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
They came from the burdock plant.

554
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
And when D. Mestral put them under a microscope,

555
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000
he realized that they made use of little tiny hooks on the surface of the burr

556
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000
to grab onto whatever passes by.

557
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Now, I was requested a tour of the Talk is Cheap Studio.

558
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Why someone wants to see this, we have no idea.

559
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Come on in, the door's open.

560
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Oh, hey guys, come on in.

561
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
I've been expecting you.

562
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Now, look at this.

563
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
I have this Falstaff sign.

564
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
It's probably from the 1940s or 50s.

565
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,000
And I have this Kansas City Chiefs wine from the last two Super Bowls that they won.

566
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
And I hope I get another one.

567
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Over here I have my Fuck Off sign, my On Air sign, and my Saturn sign,

568
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
and my Skull sign.

569
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
And look at that.

570
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
It's a Boss poster and an RC and a Yimling.

571
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
This shit is so cool, man.

572
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Don't you guys think it's cool?

573
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Damn it, guys.

574
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Who the hell made us come through this anyway?

575
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
This guy's an idiot.

576
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Let's get the hell out of here.

577
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Shit.

578
00:31:51,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying

579
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,000
because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

580
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Hi, y'all.

581
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:24,000
This is Chicago.

582
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

583
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
You can't touch me.

584
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Oh, yeah?

585
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
This is Kansas City here.

586
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Hold my beer, bitch.

587
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

588
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

589
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Bumblebees have been proven to sing to their young.

590
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream,

591
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

592
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Topher, Mark, and Rob would like you to know that just because they have a podcast

593
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
does not mean their asshole does not stink.

594
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I know them pretty well, and their asshole does stink.

595
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:12,000
So, just so you know, their asshole stinks just like yours.

596
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Two douchebags and microphone.

597
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I am the Mark portion of this.

598
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
And I am Rob.

599
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Okay, you want to go into emails or you got something you want to go into, Rob?

600
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Yeah, I got something that will go into emails.

601
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
This is not my bed.

602
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
I'm waiting to get out.

603
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Okay, sounds good.

604
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:52,000
If you had plans to see Ken Rock, Nickelback, and several other artists at a music festival in Missouri in May,

605
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:59,000
you need to find something else to do as there are multiple reports that the event has been canceled.

606
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I first saw a mention that the Rock the Country Festival,

607
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:11,000
except for May and Pop the Block, was canceled on Missouri's subreddit.

608
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:21,000
After some digging around, I found that KWC shared details on their Facebook page that the rumor was true.

609
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:28,000
The initial reports indicate that the festival and Pop the Block was canceled due to low ticket sales.

610
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:34,000
The festival was scheduled to include Headliners, Ken Rock, and Nickelback.

611
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:39,000
While the Rock the Country Festival and Pop the Block has been canceled in May,

612
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:50,000
there are indications that promoters in the area and at the venue will continue to bring entertainment to that part of Missouri.

613
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000
They canceled that whole thing.

614
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I guess low ticket sales.

615
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,000
But come on, it's for May. This is only February.

616
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Yeah, you know what, Dad?

617
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:09,000
There's no chance. I mean, come on. People don't even have the tax returns back yet.

618
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
No, I know. And that's the way the events are going.

619
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Topher actually talked about this on one of the Music Creeps.

620
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,000
What they do is all of this is on an alleged event.

621
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,000
It's not in stone. It's not in stone until they get enough ticket sales.

622
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
So what they do is...

623
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
That's right. You guys did touch on that.

624
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Yeah. And the problem is if they deem that it's not worthy,

625
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:41,000
maybe they're like, well, we should be at 90% right now. We're not. So we're not doing it.

626
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Here's the deal. They already got your money.

627
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,000
And in many cases, a lot of these ticket outlets, they only give you credit.

628
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000
They only give you a refund. So they pretty much got your money.

629
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000
You see, they don't care. All they want, they want you to give your money at first.

630
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
And it's just half the auditorium. Okay.

631
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
And then they, you know, they have the right.

632
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
And it's all there in the fine writing when you buy that ticket.

633
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:10,000
They have the right to cancel or move or do whatever they want to the event at their leisure.

634
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
So, and all this allegedly just cover our ass, all that stuff. Okay.

635
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,000
So basically what they do is they take your money and put it in a little holding cell.

636
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000
And then they decide whether they got enough of that money to go ahead and have the concert or not.

637
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
So you're giving your money for nothing.

638
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:35,000
And what's happening now is a lot of people are going to go aren't buying tickets yet because they know this.

639
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000
See what I'm saying? People like me, the word is out.

640
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000
It's like, I'm not going to buy a ticket to something that might not happen.

641
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,000
So these promoters are screwing themselves because people are getting tired of this.

642
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Like you guys are going to keep my money or at the very least you're going to have my money for four months.

643
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
And then you're going to give it back to me at some point.

644
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:08,000
No, why don't you give me a little interest on that if you're going to do that, you know, how about if I just throw it in a bank, make some money off of that instead of you making money off of me and dry jacking me about a concert that may not exist.

645
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
So you know what? You're going to see a lot more of this, Rob, a lot more of this.

646
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,000
And yeah, and Topher is absolutely right. I got to reading up on it and it fucking pisses me off.

647
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I hate that industry. And I'll tell you what, man, that's why I only go to small concerts anymore, like the Woff's concert or something like that.

648
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:35,000
And then even though screw me out, I mean, because the one over there, the Mozart Music Fest is going to have Glenn Hughes and Starship and Heddy's.

649
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Well, it got rained out. I didn't get my money back. And who do I go to about it?

650
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:49,000
It's fucking bullshit. Yeah. So why would I want to even go to a smaller event now? Because even they do that.

651
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I looked through my visa that was paid on their thing. I didn't see anything, nothing. Then I sent him an email.

652
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Got no reply. So, yeah, I pretty much got screwed in my opinion. So why would I do that anymore? All this is allegedly to just in case whatever, you know.

653
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:15,000
So, yeah, I mean, I get it. And I'm getting to where I'm just like, you know what? I don't think I need concerts anymore.

654
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I don't think I need them in my life because in my opinion, the people that are doing it are screwing everybody over.

655
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:30,000
You know, and I'll bet you that's what happened there.

656
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Well, thank you, Rob. Thanks for bringing that up because that is a point that needed to be made.

657
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I mean, some people may not listen to the music creeps and may not be their thing, but they listen to this.

658
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:48,000
That needs to get out more. I mean, I know a lot of people know it and that's kind of leading to concerts being canceled or whatever.

659
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000
But you know what? It's better than people going and putting down their money and waiting for months for this event that never happens.

660
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:02,000
They might as well know right off what might happen. Right. Right. Oh, a lot of people went through that.

661
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I had bought two tickets to see Leonard Skinner here at Ozark Ample Theater. Well, the concert got canceled.

662
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:23,000
They never rescheduled. I go to for my money. Bingo. Bingo. I ate those two tickets. Yeah.

663
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Yeah, they do this all the time. And it fucking it's wrong.

664
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:35,000
And you know, if Congress had a shred of decency, they would really do something about this instead of acting like they did.

665
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Yeah. Yeah. But if the band would have came back, rescheduled and did come back, but they did not.

666
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:54,000
No, I know. If they would have come back, I still could have used the tickets. Yeah. See. Yep.

667
00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Dennis D. Young. I was getting ready to see him. And this is before COVID. And I, you know, I was big sticks buff.

668
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000
I know you were too. Right. Yeah. Well, I like both versions. I like the Tommy Shaw heavier stuff.

669
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:14,000
And I also like the Broadway Dennis D. Young stuff. I like them both. I do, too. I love them both, actually.

670
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:25,000
So I even like Mr. Roboto somewhat. But yeah, I do, too. First off, it was canceled by COVID.

671
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000
And then the tickets that I had said, OK, just hold on to them. OK, still going to be at the Ameristar or whatever.

672
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:37,000
All right. Cool. So after COVID was was still a thing, but they were, you know, having concerts again.

673
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Everybody's wearing a mask and all that, you know, late 20 or 21 or whatever.

674
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:48,000
So, you know, they already had the vaccine out. And so everybody was getting a little bit more comfortable with going out.

675
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:54,000
OK, so anyhow, it's going to go see it again. And then it was canceled because of an illness.

676
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,000
So it never did happen. So that whole time I got my money back on that one.

677
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,000
But the problem is, is they had my money for two years. All right. Yeah.

678
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000
So about a little interest, then, in my opinion, I mean, you know what?

679
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:13,000
If you're going to hold someone's money that long, add another five or six bucks to that. Make it worth it.

680
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I could put that somewhere else. I could put that stock in something.

681
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Cryptocurrency or something I could have made like, I don't know, maybe 50 bucks off of that or something.

682
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:29,000
That or give you your choice of tickets to another show.

683
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:38,000
You know what, Rob? That's a great point because all these production companies and all that and the promoters, they handle a lot of different concerts.

684
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Right. How about give us our choice? That's a great point. Thank you, Rob.

685
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I'm glad you brought that up. If you're going to screw me on these tickets, give me a choice. At least give me a choice on a couple others.

686
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000
It may not be my first choice, but at least I get something out of it.

687
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Right. At least you get something out of it. You'll get a little satisfaction.

688
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Yeah. Yeah. I know they couldn't fit it.

689
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
And you get a night out on the table.

690
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Yeah. You know what? Yeah. But that's never going to happen.

691
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:14,000
And there's going to be the concert seats going to really be dwindling more and more because the word is out on all these concert events and how they do things anymore.

692
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
And people are not happy with it.

693
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:23,000
So anyhow, thank you, Rob. I'm glad you brought up all of that. That was perfect.

694
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
You're welcome.

695
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Okay.

696
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Now, I want to hear from the assholes.

697
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Yes. Yes. Email us. Let us know what you think. Thank you, Rob. Man, you're full of all kinds of good shit tonight, dude.

698
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Hey. I had a good day today. It wasn't like yesterday. I actually feel like I accomplished something today.

699
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
What the hell did they put in your cake?

700
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I was in a better mood.

701
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
What did they put in your cake last night?

702
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000
I went to bed after eight.

703
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Oh, okay. Couldn't believe it. Okay.

704
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:01,000
All right. Got some emails. Sound good?

705
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Sounds good.

706
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:12,000
All right. Mark, what's your all-time, and I don't know why I didn't ask you, but I'm going to ask you, Rob, too, because I want to know yours.

707
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Mark, what's your all-time favorite Deep Purple song? Vance and Nashville. I think the reason he only asks me is he, I'm a big Deep Purple crazed, you know?

708
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Yeah.

709
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000
And you're not so, you love him, but not like me. And I think that's why he-

710
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I always more into Rainbow.

711
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Yes. And I think that's why he only asks me. But I'm going to ask you, because I want to hear. But, okay, let me think.

712
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:47,000
I think probably my very favorite Deep Purple song is probably Perfect Strangers, the song.

713
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,000
The album might be one of my favorite, too, or at least in the top three.

714
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Right.

715
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000
But the song Perfect Strangers, to me, is the best song they've ever done.

716
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:06,000
But, I mean, that's saying a lot, because there's a lot of songs just right, right below them that are really close.

717
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Just me, that's just a little bit better than all the other classics. So, Rob?

718
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I'm going to have to go with Smoke on the Water.

719
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Nothing wrong with that.

720
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Well, it's proportional. I mean, a lot of different memories.

721
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
I understand.

722
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:39,000
When my son was a baby and was sleeping in his bed, to put him to sleep, I had a radio in his bedroom.

723
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
I gave him music, you know.

724
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Is this the one getting married?

725
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Yeah.

726
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Okay.

727
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:56,000
And I would stand and hold him. And we would rock and just kind of dance around. And that's how I put him to sleep.

728
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Okay.

729
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:03,000
And I would sing to him, Smoke on the Water, because I knew the words.

730
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Dude, I love that story.

731
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:12,000
And to this day, to this day, my son loves Smoke on the Water. He'll break out singing it.

732
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
That's cool.

733
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Yeah, I like it. I just smoke on the water.

734
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Wow. Very cool. Nice. That's a great memory. I understand completely.

735
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I mean, that's true. That's a true story.

736
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:35,000
I believe you. I mean, it's a great song anyhow. Even if it didn't have any memories like that, I'd be like, okay, I get it.

737
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
But cool. That's very cool.

738
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Next one. Hey, guys. You have three more people that want to tear down that ridiculous chimney.

739
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I'm sure I can round up more. Jojo and Adrian.

740
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Oh, so there's a major in you.

741
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,000
I want to see. I know that's Bates County. But I wish I had a platform to tell me.

742
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Well, I guess I could. I'd have to count them all. But that would take a long time to go on each day to day.

743
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I'd like to know what percentage of what we have in Cass County. We have a ridiculous amount of numbers in Cass County.

744
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I almost bet why Jojo wants to help.

745
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Why is that?

746
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
They drive by it every day going back and forth.

747
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Yes. They're off the highway. You look at it.

748
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
It's atrocious. Yeah.

749
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Yeah, Jojo. Thank you. How's Adrian? Well, you can't answer me, but you know, email me. How's Adrian these days?

750
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:45,000
I haven't been through there in a long, long time. There used to be a restaurant there. What was the name of it?

751
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Oh, yeah. How you stopped in there over there?

752
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah, it was really good. You know what? I'm not going to remember right now. Yeah. You know what? I'll look it up later.

753
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:05,000
So, OK. Next one. Would you like some stories, suggestions? My job is to scour the Internet and I've found some dandies.

754
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Rachel, sure. Email me. Sure. Email me the same address that you emailed us and send me some stories. I'd love some ideas.

755
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I mean, right, Rob? I mean, anything. Yeah, Rob. Anybody else? The weird ones you can pitch me.

756
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:32,000
There you go. Send that to Rob. Whatever. If you want to throw out your email address, you can. Whatever.

757
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:38,000
OK. We're just sending it to you. OK. OK. That's what we have to do. Yeah, that's right.

758
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:45,000
And also, if there's something you want us to talk about, too, feel free. Yeah. It's an open door policy.

759
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:50,000
It goes to anybody. It goes to anybody. Yeah. It's just like down at the city market. People are well.

760
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:56,000
They're welcome to say anything. We may or may not agree with it, but we're going to let them say it.

761
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:04,000
So all right. Next one. What did you guys think of the halftime show at the Super Bowl? Weasel in Tennessee.

762
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,000
I don't really have an opinion. That's not really my type of music. That's not my thing.

763
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:20,000
So I really didn't watch it. So I didn't care. I really don't know how to rate it. You, Rob?

764
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:28,000
To be honest, I had to go outside to smoke my cigarettes. So, you know, where do you think I was at halftime?

765
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:36,000
I had to comfort eat because of the squirt halftime. So I had to go get some more wings and stuff.

766
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:42,000
So I didn't even see it. So, you know, I was like I was over there crying in my pit.

767
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had to cry in my fucking wings the whole halftime. So all right. Next one.

768
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Could you please get out of my son? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. Buddy. You didn't think I was going to happen, did you?

769
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Well, no, his his soon to be bride. I'm sure I know she's a lovely woman from what you said. So he's doing.

770
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Yeah. He's doing well. I love it. Cool. So yeah, it worked out.

771
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Next one. Could you please give out the damn email address a little more than once every six months?

772
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:32,000
It took me forever to find an episode that you gave it out on the podcast. John and Casey.

773
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Yes, I can. It's do 66. Do speed 66 at Yahoo dot com. But what did you want?

774
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
What did you want? What did you want to say to us?

775
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Oh, well, let's just make a promo. I've got one. We can.

776
00:49:51,000 --> 00:50:03,000
You know, I'm going to have to remember, you know, I've got I've got the voice guy. I forgot his fucking name. The real voice guy.

777
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,000
I got him doing one somewhere. I got to find it.

778
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Should I? Damn it. I can't remember his name now. Anyhow, he listens to he's going to be mad.

779
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:21,000
So anyhow, we haven't talked about voice guy over a year or so.

780
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I got to get back to him because there's certain things I want him to do.

781
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,000
And I got a pile of I try not to bother him unless I have a pile of work for him because he's really busy.

782
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
He does this for he actually does it for some radio stations, too.

783
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:42,000
But his main thing is podcasts and videocasts and stuff like that. He's a voice guy for him.

784
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Chad, Chad, that's it. That's it. Yeah.

785
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000
So I said, Hi, Chad. I try not to bother you.

786
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Like, you know, I only give you a pile of work at a time because I know that's how you like it.

787
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,000
And, you know, he told me right off the bat, he said, don't send me one here and there.

788
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:09,000
He said, give me an hour's worth of work or something like that, he said, because I'm way too busy to do one here and one there.

789
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:17,000
And also, he gets a little bit more and I understand, you know, you know, just one here and there.

790
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:24,000
He doesn't get that much money from. So if I give him an hour or two's worth of work, then, you know, he's got a little bit something to do there.

791
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,000
So, yeah, anyhow, Chad, I'm going to get with you here soon.

792
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:37,000
But Chad did a he did a promo. I got to find it. I don't know what I labeled it as or nothing because I look for it not too long ago.

793
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:46,000
So I'll find it. OK, the last one. Ha ha, my Eagles kicked your ass. Jimbo. Yeah.

794
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Congratulations. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah, the Eagles, your Eagles kicked my chief's ass. What else?

795
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Your defense was strong. Yeah, you guys did. They're denying it. Yeah, you guys are the best team in the NFL this season.

796
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000
I don't know what else to say. So if that made you feel better, there you go.

797
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:15,000
All right, Rob, you got something. Yeah, I do. OK.

798
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:20,000
This is going to take us back to the 90s.

799
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:30,000
If you were old enough to watch the news or read the papers back in the late 90s, you're very likely remember Dolly, the clone sheep.

800
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Yes. Remember the first clone sheep? Yes, I do.

801
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Actually, first cloned anything. Yep. Born in 1996, the researchers responsible for cloning her kept it quiet for months until the research paper was published.

802
00:52:50,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Knowledge claimed the fame was that she was the very first mammal to be successfully cloned from a single adult sheep cell.

803
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Before this, scientists did not know cloning in this manner could result in a living, breathing, healthy animal.

804
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:19,000
The implications were immense and the world began to both fear and grow, excited over what this could mean for human cloning.

805
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Dolly was born like any other sheep. Once her embryo was far enough along, she was implanted into her surrogate mother.

806
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:38,000
She had a normal birth and lived a normal sheep life with a flock at the Roslyn Institute.

807
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Dolly even had children. She gave birth to six lambs with a Welsh mountain sheep named David.

808
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:56,000
I didn't even know that. Wow, I didn't know that she could be reproductive. Wow.

809
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:08,000
In 2001, Dolly developed arthritis, which was tree with medication, but didn't lead to fears that Dolly's health was suffering.

810
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:18,000
When she was only six years old, she developed a progressive lung disease and the decision was made to have her put to sleep.

811
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:28,000
While some feared Dolly's early death and that grown animals would suffer from disease leading to early death,

812
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:39,000
the Roslyn Institute cloned four other sheep from the same line. These four would go on to lead normal, healthy lives.

813
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Okay. Huh. Yeah. So she learned to be six. Yeah.

814
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:57,000
To be honest, that's longer than anybody would think. Well, I don't know how long sheep live. How long do sheep live?

815
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:05,000
How long do sheep live, Dino? Hang on. Let me take a look here. Six years. Six years. Oh, really? So she lived it. Yeah. Okay.

816
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:18,000
She lived six years. She had children. Uh huh. Well, she did have two then. Yeah. Yeah. She had sheep. That's it. Dolly spent out six years.

817
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:23,000
That is so... Literally. To me, that is just so amazing. That's what she called baby sheep. Yeah.

818
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:30,000
The average lifespan of sheep is 10 to 12 years. That's why they're freaking out. Okay. Yeah. That's not bad.

819
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:39,000
No. No. I mean, let's see. In which they seem to be commercially productive is around five years earlier.

820
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Hence, most domestic sheep are killed at around half of their potential lifespan. Okay. Okay. So, alright. Most of the times they're killed by then anyhow.

821
00:55:50,000 --> 00:56:01,000
So, yeah. I mean, she... Those are the same. One disease. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, you know, anybody can, you know... Okay.

822
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Any animal can get that. So she had pretty normal life. Wow. I just find that amazing that they can reproduce and everything, you know.

823
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Wow. Now, if they start cloning humans, then that's going to really freak me out because I believe in souls. You know.

824
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:29,000
I believe everyone has a soul. What is that if they do that? I mean, you know what I mean? I'm just like... Right. Yeah.

825
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:39,000
I don't want anything to do with that actually. So, I don't know if they're going to clone like people's body parts, like if someone needs a new heart or whatever.

826
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Or if someone loses their limb, if they can put one back on. I don't know what all they can do.

827
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:56,000
But it's going to be interesting because, you know, there's the stem cell stuff already is interesting because there's a lot of stem cell they don't do here in America that they do overseas.

828
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:05,000
A lot of places in Germany and stuff like that, that like on arthritic conditions, because I told this before on the music creeps, I think here.

829
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Eddie Van Halen and also Tony Iommi suffered from the same arthritic condition in their hands. There's nothing they can do about it here.

830
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:22,000
But they went to Germany. I think Eddie Van Halen was the first one to go to Germany. And then he got the cure.

831
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:32,000
And then Tony Iommi thought he couldn't play anymore either like Eddie did. And he went over to the same guy in Germany and he was cured.

832
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:40,000
And he came back and played guitar for years later. Eddie Van Halen, of course, he, you know, he passed away so he can't play anymore.

833
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:48,000
But he played until he passed away. So, the stem cell stuff is really interesting as well.

834
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Let's see. Let's take our second break. I'm going to come back with a new cologne that people might like.

835
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Sounds good.

836
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:02,000
All right. We will be right back.

837
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

838
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:23,000
I will roast you. But my mom told me to not burn trash.

839
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Harambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

840
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore.

841
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:43,000
You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

842
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Well, it's because Harambe is dead.

843
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking on her phone.

844
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and the Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder or any other show anymore.

845
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Sorry, Harambe.

846
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

847
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,000
You watched the news. It was grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable?

848
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:22,000
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the Post-Apocalypse List.

849
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Remember, communication is essential post-apocalypse.

850
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:34,000
You must have two-ray radios that are solar-chargeable. Have several on hand in case any of them do break.

851
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:47,000
That way, if one is out guarding the perimeter of your property or out gathering food or whatever, you can stay in communication and know where the other person is.

852
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

853
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Ugh!

854
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:07,000
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out.

855
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

856
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:29,000
A pet turtle named Sashi is thought to be the oldest one in captivity at 120 years old.

857
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

858
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:39,000
You're pretty and I'm cute. Together we could be pretty cute.

859
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some tips for life.

860
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,000
This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick pics.

861
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Rule number one, title of a pic is someone else's name. So if you get busted, it's not yours.

862
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to your length and girth.

863
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Rule number four, no propping of the way. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important.

864
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Oh man, what the fuck is this? Is this a new feature?

865
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:34,000
What's inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me.

866
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Is Alanis Morissette still pissed off?

867
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:49,000
The aboutlips just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

868
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,000
Chickweed is an edible plant and a herbal remedy that can be used in various ways.

869
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Chopped chickweed can be added to soups, eggs, pastas or pizzas.

870
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:09,000
It can also be blended into hummus or pesto. It can also make chickweed into an oil for your skin for burns and minor cuts.

871
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:16,000
But it can also be used as a tea drink or just munch it raw for a tasty healthy snack.

872
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Now, from a sundry brown bunker in Camden, Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food and a couple of vibrating toys.

873
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,000
It's ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rand.

874
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,000
The cheapest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

875
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

876
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Howard Stern just signed a 10-year contract extension.

877
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:54,000
And Mark.

878
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
And I am Rob.

879
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
All right.

880
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
I'm in the Greenhawking, Kansas City.

881
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:08,000
No, he is in Camden, Missouri, which is two and a half hours southeast of Kansas City at the beautiful, luxurious Lake of the Ozarks.

882
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:12,000
The Niagara River Arm. The best part of it.

883
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Oh, real quick, before I get into my story here, I want to let everybody know that it's been asking and I appreciate the asking.

884
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
I appreciate the interest.

885
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Sports Bastards are off.

886
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:30,000
We're going to do a draft special, but we're off until September.

887
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,000
We don't do any sports except the NFL.

888
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,000
We do a little bit of college sports, but we do that during the NFL season.

889
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:43,000
So it is done. We're going to replace it with something else.

890
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000
At this time, we have not determined what it is.

891
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,000
But until then, you get double music creeps and maybe even a douche bag.

892
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Topher and I might do a douche bag or two also.

893
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:58,000
So, you know, you're still going to get a lot of content.

894
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000
It's just not going to be the sports bastards.

895
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:10,000
So, all right, Domino's is launching a pepperoni inspired perfume for Valentine's Day.

896
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,000
What do you think, Rob?

897
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:18,000
Oh, I got to do something my daughter could move.

898
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Okay. She works for Domino's.

899
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Oh, hey, ask her if she can get you some.

900
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
I'm going to have to. I'll write that down.

901
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:34,000
All right. Domino's is launching pepperoni inspired perfume to entice pizza lovers this Valentine's Day.

902
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
So I don't know if it's on sale right now.

903
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
You might ask her, I don't know if it's on sale right now or only Valentine's Day.

904
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,000
It didn't really actually specify it.

905
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:48,000
The limited edition clone is a nod to its pepperoni passion pizza

906
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:53,000
and is said to have irresistible notes of spice, pepper and a woody warm base.

907
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:58,000
To mark the launch of Domino's newest creation, Domino's created a commercial feature

908
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:04,000
and married at first sight United Kingdom star Luke DeBano on a quest to find passion

909
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:11,000
with Luke spraying his body with a fragrance from a pizza shaped bottle.

910
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:17,000
This article does not state a price, so I'm not sure how this gimmick will run you.

911
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:21,000
This will be cool if it doesn't run you very much,

912
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,000
but I will check on this further and try to get a firm price on it.

913
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,000
At this point, I could not find one and I don't know if it's on sale right now

914
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,000
or if it's only Valentine's Day or what.

915
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:39,000
So I'm going to try to figure all that out, but that's coming out either now or is or whatever.

916
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:45,000
So and I think maybe Rob's daughter can maybe fill him in on anything else.

917
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
So Rob, if you hit it.

918
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
I know, she knows everything about it.

919
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:54,000
It's probably is probably not even connected to a Domino store at all.

920
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,000
It's probably online thing like the McRib sauce.

921
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:02,000
So yeah, yeah, but I can mention to her and she said she's taking the Earth.

922
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Hey, did you hear about this?

923
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
There you go.

924
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Yeah, if they can find out about it, let me know.

925
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
So I will.

926
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
All right.

927
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
I mean, I get something like that just for fun.

928
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,000
If it's cheap enough, I mean, I'm not going to spend a ton of money on it.

929
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:22,000
I mean, you know, I mean, I could smell like pizza for everybody.

930
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Yeah, I could smell like pizza from eating it.

931
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000
So why would I want to eat it and smell like instead of spraying?

932
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:34,000
So, you know, OK, Rob, we turn to you.

933
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:43,000
OK, with the corresponding decades, R.E.M. has been a household name since the 1980s.

934
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Yet surprisingly, many fans remain clueless about the meaning behind the iconic band's name.

935
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,000
I have a feeling, but I'm not going to say anything.

936
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
And I'm going to tell you if I was right.

937
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,000
So go ahead.

938
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
All right.

939
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:01,000
Well, I'm going to give a little bit of background about the band first.

940
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
OK.

941
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:09,000
The group originally consisting of drummer Bill Berry, guitarist Peter Buck,

942
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:17,000
bassist Mike Mills and lead vocalist Michael Stipe pioneered Delta and rock genre.

943
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Following Berry's departure in 1997 due to health concerns,

944
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:29,000
the remaining members of R.E.M. continued to produce hits until their eventual disbandment

945
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:36,000
14 years later having sold an impressive 90 million albums worldwide.

946
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,000
Wow.

947
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:44,000
Their extensive discography includes beloved tracks such as Losing My Religion,

948
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Everybody Hurts, The One I Love, It's the End of the World as We Know It,

949
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Blue, Oh My Heart, Shining Happy People, Night Swimming and Dr.

950
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Yeah, they had quite a few hits.

951
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Yeah, they did.

952
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
They were in the 90s.

953
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Yeah, they did.

954
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:11,000
However, a question posed by fans on Reddit sparked curiosity.

955
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,000
What does R.E.M. stand for?

956
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:19,000
According to an American songwriter,

957
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,000
Yay!

958
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Yes, the band's origins date back to the early 1980s when Buck and Stipe first met

959
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:35,000
at Wuxley Records, a record store in Athens,

960
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,000
wandering over their shared music taste.

961
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,000
Reflecting on that encounter, Stipe recalled,

962
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:52,000
it turns out that I was buying all the records that Buck was saving for himself.

963
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,000
The duo later connected with Barry and Mills,

964
01:08:55,000 --> 01:09:01,000
their mutual friends who had been making music together since high school.

965
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
The four of them had to play together.

966
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
There was Stipe remarking.

967
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:14,000
There was never any grand playing behind any of it.

968
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:22,000
They would rehearse at the St. Mary's Episcopal Church on Oconee Street in Athens.

969
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,000
They played their first show on April 5th, 1990.

970
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Athens, Georgia? Athens, Greece?

971
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
It doesn't say.

972
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:36,000
Okay. I guess it doesn't matter. It's just me wondering. Go ahead.

973
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Yeah. Performing a mix of originals and covers from the 60s and 70s,

974
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:54,000
this is a band contemplated a variety of names, including cans of piss,

975
01:09:54,000 --> 01:10:00,000
salt mines, and twisted kites.

976
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Ultimately, however, they decided on OEM.

977
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Stipe had randomly chosen the name from a dictionary.

978
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:16,000
The acronym is recognized as shorthand for rapid eye movement.

979
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:21,000
Shit. I hit it. I hit it. That's what I thought it was. Okay.

980
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Which refers to the dream stage of sleep during which one's eyes darken around under their eyelids.

981
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Okay. Cool. Go ahead. Keep going. I'm glad.

982
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000
That's what it meant.

983
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:48,000
That's like the deep sleep when you have rapid eye movement while you're sleeping.

984
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Okay. Cool. That's good to know.

985
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Yeah. That's where they came up with the name.

986
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,000
All right. I'm just a little impressed with myself right now.

987
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
I pat myself on the back and hurt myself.

988
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Yeah. You got to know your pat for me.

989
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,000
All right. Thanks.

990
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,000
I've got something here. Let's see. Which one do I want to do?

991
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:14,000
I've got all these. I've got a bunch of weird stories here that I wanted to get to for a while.

992
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:20,000
And these are the stories like after we get done bullshitting about life and all that stuff,

993
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,000
then we get to some weird stories that we want to cover, right?

994
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,000
This one is pretty weird.

995
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,000
Okay.

996
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Oh.

997
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000
Would that not suck?

998
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:31,000
Okay.

999
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:44,000
So, the volunteer actually got a level of a mouthful of ashes because the wind caught him, and suddenly when you get a mouthful of human ashes, it's quite distressing and it just happens far too regularly.

1000
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,000
Corona, 71, told the BBC.

1001
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Despite numerous requests not to spread human ashes across the flower beds, we arrived today, Tuesday, February 4th, to find a large area covered in them, the appeal red.

1002
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:03,000
These things, they throw them on this flower bed that these people beautified really nice, right?

1003
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:10,000
And this, it sounds like a riverfront park of some sort, okay, from what this article says.

1004
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:22,000
That's what I take. And what people are doing is they're throwing their ashes on it, and then these people are coming to do work on that park, and the ashes are blowing in their face and they're swallowing them.

1005
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:26,000
That is fucked. That is nasty.

1006
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:32,000
I had a conversation with my cousin's widow just this weekend.

1007
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:38,000
She told me how she took his ashes down to Key West and threw them in.

1008
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000
Uh-huh. A lot of people do that.

1009
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:52,000
She said the first thing she did was check the wind direction because she knew just as soon as she threw them ashes, they would blow back on her. She knew he would have a laugh laugh.

1010
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:56,000
So she took the wind direction and threw them up.

1011
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:01,000
Well, okay, number one, I would never want it happening to me. It's still gross.

1012
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:10,000
But a majority of those ashes are the coffin that they put you in to burn you up.

1013
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:16,000
But you still have some human ashes in there, which is gross enough.

1014
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:25,000
But from what I understand, if it's true, a human only puts out like a little bit of ashes, not as many as you would think.

1015
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:32,000
So they have to have some sort of substance. So they put you in some sort of a box coffin and then burn you up.

1016
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,000
So they have they have more ashes to, you know, here's your loved ones.

1017
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:42,000
You know, it's kind of like a filler. It's filler with your with parts of your ashes in it.

1018
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:49,000
But I still wouldn't want it in my mouth. So anyhow, anyhow, so two things need to be considered.

1019
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:54,000
Firstly, it is illegal to spread ashes on the ground without the appropriate permission to do so.

1020
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,000
And that's the same here, too. But people do it anyhow.

1021
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Secondly, and even more importantly, our our volunteer gardeners get really upset having to handle human remains.

1022
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:08,000
The practice is generally legal in the UK with permission from the landholder.

1023
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:14,000
As long as environmental rules are followed in the United States, guidelines vary by state.

1024
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:21,000
I think most states it is illegal. There may be some that it's not a popular location such as national parks.

1025
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:28,000
Warners can request a special use permit from the National Park Service for what is known as memorialization.

1026
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:36,000
In an interview with the local newspaper, Richard Budgie, Parks and Amenities and Facilities Officer at Truro City Council,

1027
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:43,000
said that this hasn't been an issue in the city parks that acknowledge that sunny corner has been struggling of late.

1028
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:48,000
If you spread human ashes, it can be distressing for those who come across their remains.

1029
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:54,000
Remind people that if they want to scatter ashes, they need to contact us and apply, Budgie said.

1030
01:15:54,000 --> 01:16:00,000
So the lady that works there, Karan, admitted that she understands the pool of the beautiful spot.

1031
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:07,000
But she then said you really need to get permission and this really is not the place.

1032
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:16,000
But if it continues, they may have to allocate a space with a permit to do this.

1033
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:22,000
And then they don't go over there. It would be like, I don't know, a bed full of ashes.

1034
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:28,000
And, you know, that way they can regulate it. So you're over there throwing your loved ones ashes in that bed over there.

1035
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Then they, you know, don't have anyone do it for a couple weeks, let it dissolve, and then they go over there and work on it.

1036
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:40,000
But they have to have some sort of a system because they're getting tired of getting these things in their face and their mouth and their eyes.

1037
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:49,000
So I get it. Hey, Rob, we turn to you. That sucks. It really does.

1038
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:58,000
No, no, I'm sitting here looking at my next story. Okay. Funny how we're hitting together tonight.

1039
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:11,000
Yeah. Ecolovers can now be buried in the world's first living coffin, which decomposes faster and is made out of mushrooms.

1040
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:31,000
It's more than just mushrooms. The coffins have grown out of pliable mycelium, a man of fibers, upcycled hemp plants rather than traditional wood.

1041
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:45,000
Mycelium, which grows like thread, aids decomposition by breaking down biological matter, biograining within just 45 days.

1042
01:17:45,000 --> 01:18:03,000
Mycelium is the root structure of mushrooms. Made by Dutch company Luthe Biotech, the coffins can be grown in just a week and feed the earth with your very own nutrients.

1043
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:19,000
Okay. General Director Pallet had these in Forest Hill, Southeast London, was the first in the UK to offer one of these ink coffins, officially starting to stop them last week.

1044
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:32,000
Yeah, so the coffin breaks down faster, so your body will break down faster and you will feed into the earth.

1045
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,000
Okay. Okay, well, fine.

1046
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:42,000
Everything dissolves faster. Decomposes.

1047
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:49,000
Okay. Wow. I mean, that is pretty cool. That is pretty cool.

1048
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:54,000
And it adds nutrients to the ground.

1049
01:18:54,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Yeah, yeah, because I think mycelium is kind of almost like a light wood product, I believe, like bamboo.

1050
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:12,000
I believe if I'm right, if this is what we're talking about.

1051
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:17,000
And then mushrooms. What?

1052
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:22,000
It does say it's a man of fibers and hemp plants.

1053
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:31,000
Oh, okay, of hemp. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, hemp would be similar to bamboo. I didn't know it was specifically hemp, but I think I know what you're talking about.

1054
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:43,000
And I mean, that makes a lot of sense. I mean, you know, it breaks down quick. You don't use trees, you know, and it's probably, well, I don't know if it's cheaper right now, but eventually would be when they mass produce them.

1055
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:49,000
I think. So, anyhow. Thank you, Rob. Very cool.

1056
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:57,000
All I gotta say is I'm giving that much for a damn call, but I'm going to buy one that lasts a while.

1057
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:00,000
Get some money for it.

1058
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:05,000
Okay, I get you. You never know, they might have to.

1059
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:09,000
We just gave $8,000 for my moms. Come on.

1060
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:13,000
I'll give $8,000. I'm going to be in it for a while.

1061
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,000
They're pretty fucking expensive.

1062
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:23,000
Yeah, and the problem is, is they're never going to go out of business.

1063
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:28,000
No, they're not. Unless everybody goes to get cremated, which a lot of people are doing.

1064
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,000
A lot of people are doing it because, you know, I understand that they don't want to take up land.

1065
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:38,000
And also, they don't want to just sit there and rot. It's just like, burn me up from the start and just throw me somewhere.

1066
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:53,000
So, all right. High school teacher reportedly identifies as cat. Well, the only thing I gotta say about cremation is some ethnic groups and types of people, they do not allow that.

1067
01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:00,000
They believe that. Right. Yeah. So there always will be a need for coffins. But anyhow, I'll move on from there.

1068
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:07,000
High school teacher reportedly identifies as a cat, licks hands, hisses at students.

1069
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:12,000
Parents have expressed their concern at a Queensland high. All this stuff is in Britain.

1070
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:25,000
At a Queensland high school teacher who has reportedly been referring to themselves as a cat, allegedly hissing at students and licking the back of their hands during class.

1071
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:37,000
The teacher who works at Marsden State High School in Logan City, south of Brisbane, OK, Australia, has reportedly asked students, it wasn't UK, it was Australia. OK.

1072
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,000
Has reportedly asked students to call her Miss Purr.

1073
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:45,000
Multiple parents have claimed on social media.

1074
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:57,000
Photos and short videos first published by the Courier Mail shows the teacher wearing a cat ear headband and leotard with the word purr on it while in front of a classroom.

1075
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:03,000
She forces the children to call her Miss Purr and cat screeches and growls when they don't listen.

1076
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:07,000
One relative alleged in comments on Facebook.

1077
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:12,000
She sits in class and licks her hands. It's absolutely disgusting.

1078
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,000
What would be done about this?

1079
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:20,000
News.com AU would stand. No, no, no, that's cool. Go ahead. Go ahead. What did you say now?

1080
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:24,000
No, I don't. I just said that would be.

1081
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,000
That would not be disgusting. Anyway.

1082
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:33,000
Well, OK, we can get into that a little bit later. I hear we're going to have to finish the story.

1083
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:39,000
News.com AU, which is Australia, has contacted Marsden State High School for comment.

1084
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:48,000
The same relative told the Courier Mail that she was confused by the teacher's behavior and expected the school had been inundated with complaints.

1085
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:55,000
I myself would like answers. It all could be innocent as I know a lot of kids that can be overly dramatic, she said.

1086
01:22:55,000 --> 01:23:05,000
On the same Facebook post, one mother alleged that the teacher made her daughter purr for a pencil eraser.

1087
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:09,000
OK.

1088
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,000
OK, yeah, that's cool.

1089
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,000
I think that they have a very good right.

1090
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:18,000
That's borderline there. That's borderline there.

1091
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:22,000
Yes, I would agree. I think that that's taken it too far.

1092
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,000
Yeah, don't post it on the kids.

1093
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:35,000
Yes. And another thing is it's like anything, anything that is that could interfere with the child's growing, I think should not be allowed.

1094
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:40,000
And that is referring to yourself being a teacher as a cat.

1095
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,000
I'm sorry, but you're obviously not a cat.

1096
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:54,000
You're a human being. So therefore, I think you should not be allowed to make the children believe you're a cat when you are obviously not.

1097
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:59,000
Get mad at me or whatever. That's my fucking opinion. And it's not changing.

1098
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,000
Robin, go ahead. You got something to say?

1099
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:06,000
I think she's watching too much porn.

1100
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,000
Maybe so.

1101
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:13,000
Yeah, that's yeah, too much porn.

1102
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:17,000
Oh, OK. So you're saying she's being a pussy. Is that what you're saying?

1103
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:21,000
She's getting in that freaky shit.

1104
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:28,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the niche. Yeah, the niche. Yeah.

1105
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:32,000
The kinky niches. Is that what that is?

1106
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,000
Yeah.

1107
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:44,000
Oh, OK. People that can't get off unless they are like in in cat leotards and hats that ears. OK. All right. Well, whatever.

1108
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:46,000
That's what I'm saying.

1109
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:51,000
That's my point. No, me too. That's what I say. They'll do it around children. You can do it all you want. I don't care.

1110
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:55,000
As long as it's consenting adults, that's fine with me.

1111
01:24:55,000 --> 01:25:00,000
You just don't bring it around the children. Yeah, do it in the teachers' lounge, not the children.

1112
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:05,000
Yeah, make the other teachers play with you. Whatever. But leave the kids out.

1113
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:10,000
All right, Rob, we turn to you if you want to keep this shit show going.

1114
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:18,000
OK. When given the green light to write a script with the backing of studio executives.

1115
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:30,000
So let's restore one called one old for all from green to play Ivan Drago and face Rocky Balboa again.

1116
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:33,000
Hmm.

1117
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:36,000
In the last rocky.

1118
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:43,000
Well, no, this is they were going to make a rocky seven.

1119
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:47,000
OK, is that OK? Go ahead.

1120
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:59,000
They were. And this was this was the best of Stallone's plan for Rocky seven was to call up dog longer.

1121
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,000
OK.

1122
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:13,000
In a tongue in cheek Instagram post alone revealed how the pair trained together during filming for Rocky four in the mid 1980s.

1123
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:24,000
During filming Stallone stated that Drago longer and Apollo Creek played by Cole Withers once got into it for real.

1124
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:32,000
Yeah, the Rocky Balboa and Drago should participate in a veterans return match.

1125
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:38,000
Enjoying training together a week later, we were eating the hell out of each other, said Stallone.

1126
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:47,000
I've done a lot of movie fights, but I believe this is the best boxing fight in the history of cinema.

1127
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:54,000
OK, well, for a very long time, great. OK, Drago is a powerhouse.

1128
01:26:54,000 --> 01:27:01,000
I remember Drago and Creed got into an angry shoving match for real between rounds.

1129
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:07,000
Well, go angle or you shoved him hard in the chest and he did him into the corner.

1130
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:13,000
Apollo wanted no part of it. He left the way I don't blame.

1131
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:24,000
Yeah, I want a rematch. I'll bring my wheelchair or you could bring yours and maybe an oxygen can if it goes past one round.

1132
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,000
Ask Mike Tyson.

1133
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:33,000
Yeah, they got it goes into different stories.

1134
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:44,000
Yeah, they're. I mean, he was given great like the right script.

1135
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:51,000
Backing the studio, I guess they're not going to do it.

1136
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:55,000
OK, so there's no Rocky seven now.

1137
01:27:55,000 --> 01:28:00,000
OK, actually, the plans have been settled.

1138
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:04,000
Yeah, damn it.

1139
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:07,000
Well, yeah, they were going to have a John.

1140
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,000
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to dry jack you there.

1141
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:14,000
I thought there's going to be a Rocky seven and we were going to go see.

1142
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,000
So, all right. Well, nothing I can do about that.

1143
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:23,000
Sorry, John. Maybe I'll wear a shirt and just go through all the Rocky movies one day at home.

1144
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,000
There you go. There we go. Good compromise.

1145
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:31,000
All right. OK, I can't seem up on the new Apollo.

1146
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:34,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? That's right.

1147
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:38,000
And also the Creed series that came for Rocky to also.

1148
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:42,000
Yeah. OK, let's see.

1149
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,000
I'm trying to figure out which one do I want to do here.

1150
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000
Do you want to hear Chick-fil-A's new stuff that they're bringing back?

1151
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:55,000
Or do you want to hear about how a canal is turned a different color?

1152
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:58,000
Let's go to canal. OK.

1153
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:01,000
All right. This water is raising a red flag.

1154
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:06,000
A canal in Argentina mysteriously turned bright red on Thursday,

1155
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:10,000
alarming residents who were woken up by its strong odor.

1156
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:14,000
The smell woke us up in the daytime when we looked at the side of the river.

1157
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:17,000
It was completely red, all stained.

1158
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:26,000
El Venda resident Maria Velosiosus told AFP it looked like a river covered in blood.

1159
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,000
It's horrible.

1160
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:36,000
Water samples have been taken from the Sundae Canal, located in a suburb of Benas Ares.

1161
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:41,000
Benas Ares to determine that I can never say that right.

1162
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:47,000
Benas Ares, I think it's Benas Ares.

1163
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,000
Buenos.

1164
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,000
Buenos Ares, thank you.

1165
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,000
Buenos Ares to determine the cause of the color change,

1166
01:29:54,000 --> 01:30:00,000
which could be an organic dye, according to the province's Ministry of the Environment.

1167
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:03,000
Residents are blaming local leather and textile factories,

1168
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:07,000
which are known to dump dye and chemical waste into the waterway,

1169
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:13,000
which flows into the Rio de Plata between Argentina and Uruguay.

1170
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:17,000
Other times it was yellow and was acidic,

1171
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:23,000
and the smell made us sick even in the throat, a local named Silvia said.

1172
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:31,000
So, okay, I guess they have a logical explanation, but man,

1173
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:40,000
a blood red river that smells acidy and burns your throat, I don't think I'd like that.

1174
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,000
No.

1175
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,000
No.

1176
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:46,000
You got something you want to go into, or you want to wrap this boy up?

1177
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,000
I'll show him you're a little tired, brother.

1178
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:54,000
All right, brother, then we are going to say thank you, assholes.

1179
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,000
Have a fantastic night.

1180
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:59,000
Good night, assholes.

1181
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:03,000
Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1182
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:07,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1183
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:35,000
Fear not, assholes, they'll be back invading your ear holes soon.