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integrity. Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it. Not

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like all those other guys. We can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Dushbags and a Microphone. Hey everybody this is Uncle Rob. I'm gonna give you some tips for life.

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This is Uncle Rob's Rules to Dick Picks. Rule number one. Title will pick someone

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else's name. So if you get busted, it's not yours. Rule number two. Shoot angles

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complementary to your length and girth. Rule number four. No propping of the way.

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Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important.

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Now, from his underground bunker camped in Missouri, stocked with dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is Ramblings of a Madman featuring Rob Rant.

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Taking coffee while taking a dump is like using starter fluid on a running motor.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. I hope he writes more books.

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Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

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But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen, it's obviously fake and you're to take the pictures and tear them up immediately.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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If I was to speak into a megaphone backwards, would it then sound like a whisper? I may never know.

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Two douchebags and a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

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What in the devil? My bank is really out of calendars. What do they expect me to do? Go to Walmart and buy a $3.00 calendar? This is complete bullshit. I am outraged.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and a microphone.

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Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Tired like everybody else. But no, I'm doing alright.

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I have one in base where I felt like I didn't get anything accomplished, which I hate.

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Well, normally I come home feeling like I got things accomplished today, but one in base, I did not.

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That's bad. That's bad. That's bad. I'm a good student, so we're good.

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So, Rob, I saw where the forecast for the next few days, at least up here, and I think down there, of the week is cold and snow pretty much. Saturday now looks really concerning, at least up here with a combination of ice and a substantial amount of ice, followed with snow on top of it.

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And we're going to get probably six, seven inches of snow tonight. It's sub-zero temperatures to follow the ice and snow coming up. And the thing is, Rob, here's what I do. I warn the people about claiming winter was over.

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I have people right around me. Yeah, you know what I mean? They're pounding their chest going, ah, it's easy now. It's done. Worst part's over. And I'm like, shut up. Mother Nature hears you. She writes it down, and she comes back and kicks you right in the ass.

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Agreed?

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Yeah.

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I mean.

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Listen to that one podcast where you gave Mother Nature's ass-pies.

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I didn't do it anymore.

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I know. I stopped.

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You may make your own. I will kick anybody's ass.

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As soon as I've bitched about a couple of tornadoes the next night, she said, what, five of them?

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It was like, oh, come on. I didn't really say anything bad.

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Yeah. Anybody does it in my own off-the-shelf, Mother Nature. You're on out.

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Oh, she carries a baseball bat. Yes, me too.

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Because we all pay.

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I mean, never fails. We get a week of above freezing temperatures, and people lose their fucking mind.

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I mean, it's not like it's 80 degrees.

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They're like, oh, it's 32 degrees. I can feel spring in there.

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And I'm like, no, you're a fucking idiot. You don't feel spring in there.

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What you feel is a little bit warmer, but not cold, not hot.

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Yeah, I mean, come on. I still got three layers on at that temperature.

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Yeah, me too.

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So, OK, so we had the Super Bowl. I'm not going to go into the game quite yet.

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What I'm saying is this right here.

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They had a high temperature of 86 the day of the Super Bowl.

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It was an all-time high for that day of the year, February 9th, I believe it was, 86 degrees.

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Now, OK, that was a new record high for that day in February.

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The weather didn't matter. It was in a dome.

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But remember two weeks ago when they had that nine and a half inches of snow?

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Imagine if that would have hit two weeks later instead of when it did during the Super Bowl.

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They would have had to cancel. Well, they wouldn't cancel it.

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They would have had to move the game somewhere else.

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You know, there's no way.

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Yeah, because I'm not talking about the people coming in from Kansas City

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or the people coming in from Philadelphia. They all know how to drive in snow. OK.

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But the people down there do not.

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And I know they're bothered.

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They were borrowing equipment from Arkansas, but you still have enough snow on the side streets

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and even on the freeways hitting patches of ice.

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People don't understand it, you know, and if they don't understand it,

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they're liable to drive poorly on it and, you know, and then clog up everything.

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So they would have just had to move the Super Bowl somewhere else.

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So they're extremely lucky. I mean, just a matter of two weeks

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and it's 86 degrees from after snowing nine and a half inches.

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All time high for New Orleans.

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So an all time record snow and an all time record heat.

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All within two weeks.

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And everybody asked why they had every Super Bowl in a dome. That is why.

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A dome or a warm weather stadium that doesn't garner too much rain.

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Most of them are domes.

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Yeah, yeah, most of them are domes if they can help it.

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So I have been in New Orleans around 10 years.

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I've been meaning to go. We both have been meaning to go,

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but we just end up going somewhere else.

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You know, the crime in New Orleans is horrible.

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We had a local newscaster for Telemundo go down there

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and he was going to cover the Chiefs game, but he ended up getting murdered.

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Oh, sure.

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Did you hear anything about that? I guess not.

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Yes, yes. No, no, no. Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

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I read a couple of reports about that, yes.

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It seems like some chick was going around drugging guys and stealing.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And maybe they're spent and all that. I don't know.

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They haven't released the whole details.

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Yeah, they had her on footage going into the room with him and then

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he said, now, later.

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Yeah. So, you know, crimes always – look, Kansas City is not good.

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Kansas City is horrible.

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But New Orleans, they know – I mean, I remember when we very first went to New Orleans

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years ago, probably 12 years ago, the first time Val never went.

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And we're on Toulouse and I showed her where one of the bars was at that we really liked,

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the Dungeon. It was a really cool bar.

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And I go, all right, we're getting ready to hit Bourbon Street.

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Everything was OK. Jefferson, nothing really, you know, pretty tame.

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I said, Bourbon Street, this is where all of the tourists go.

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And I said, the two things going on right now – and as soon as I told her what one of the first things was,

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it happened to us, I told her, I said, a couple of 12-year-old boys usually run straight into you

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when you try to grab your bags because that's your first instinct.

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They grab your purse or take your wallet.

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They run into an alley, close.

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You go in there after them and then they beat the shit out of you and they take everything else you have.

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Car keys, hotel key, whatever. They take all of it, passports, all that stuff.

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And as soon as we turned the corner, I told her about that, 12-year-old boys come in and run straight into us.

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I was ready for it. Val didn't drop her bag. She was holding tight. I was very proud of her.

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She was like, ah. But, I mean, it was so quick that it couldn't register what I said until afterwards.

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I'm like, ah, I suck a bitch. That's what I was talking about right there.

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Well, me, I have a dummy wallet whenever I go to New Orleans in my back pocket.

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I have a money clip with everything important in it in my hand.

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They have to pry it out of my hand to get it from me.

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And I've been doing this ever since a good friend of mine got ripped off.

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A couple of girls started dancing with him and grinding on him.

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And he was like, hey, hey, I'm lucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And then about a walk later, he goes, that fucking bitch.

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He started running and I'm like, oh shit.

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That's a good thing.

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Yeah, they stole his wallet. Yeah, he had to cancel everything and we're getting ready to jump on a cruise.

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It was really horrible.

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Well, I'm guessing that this stuff I need to rip up.

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With all that going on, I'm guessing Louisiana is not a concealing case.

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I don't think so. I do believe it is a democratic controlled state.

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And I'm not saying anybody's right or anybody's wrong.

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So don't anyone freak out on that.

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I'm just saying that they probably...

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You better protect yourself out there.

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Yes, and I agree with that too.

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That's my personal feeling.

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Everyone else is welcome.

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Yeah, yeah, that's personal feeling. Anyway.

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So it happens to us and they tried to get my wallet, but they couldn't get it out of my pocket.

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I felt them graze it and try to get it out of there, but it's too much trouble.

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And by that time, people started noticing because the first thing I started doing was screaming because that's what you do.

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You go, ha ha ha, and just start going nuts like you're about ready to die or something.

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Bring as much attention to yourself as you can.

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And that freaks them out because most people are like, huh.

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But they couldn't get either one of us.

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They didn't get Val. She held on to her stuff, which was amazing because most women dropped their bag and tried to pick it back up.

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And then they steal your purse because it's on the other side of your shoulder and you're not paying attention to it.

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Well, they didn't get her.

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And then they tried to get me and they didn't get me either.

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And I said, that's what I'm talking about right there.

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So then I was getting ready to tell her about the homeless people on each side of the road.

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There's a gang of them, like seven or eight on one side, seven or eight. And they probably do something different now.

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But this is what they did when we were going there and the first time that Val went there.

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And I go, what they do is they start waving at each other and you're in the middle of the road walking down Bourbon there on each side.

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And they start talking and they converge on you and you're in the middle of it.

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But people think it's just a group of people talking to another one and meeting in the middle.

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And then the people in the middle beat the hell out of you, take your stuff and they all split in different ways.

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So you don't know who to go after and you can't go after everybody anyhow.

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And if you did, they're probably waiting for you there too.

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And I was getting ready to tell her about that and all of a sudden they started doing that.

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And I'm like, what the fuck?

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And I started screaming and fucking pointing at them going, get the fuck out of here.

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And they fucking left because you commanded attention by crazy actions and that works better than anything.

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You act like you're a psychopath and everybody around there is looking at them.

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And next thing you know they all turn around the other way and leave.

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So we do that growing up again, really.

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Oh yeah, yeah, you do that. You draw attention to yourself.

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Yeah, crazy, it draws attention.

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And then usually even the criminals are like, what the? I ain't going to go to somebody who just lays down.

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This guy's nuts.

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So there's too many guns now though.

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I mean when we were growing up there were guns to dodge moves.

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Yeah, someone just capped you and go, shut up.

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Now I'm an old man, I want to protect myself.

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Yeah, me too. It's like that's alright. You know what? You have your young fists.

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I'm good with putting on old gets to people.

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I have a couple pieces of lead that says you're going to fucking go away.

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So there you go.

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Hey, I like to be shooting here. That's all I want to do.

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No, no, no, you don't have to kill him. I mean, but here's the deal though.

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Like a cop told me a long time ago and this was in Cleveland, Missouri, small town.

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And he said, here's the deal. He said, if you ever pull out a gun, you fucking use it.

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I'm like, I was younger and I go, what do you mean by that?

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He goes, because they're going to kill you if they get a chance.

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If they have a gun and you put that thing down, you're dead.

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They're blowing holes in you because you took out a gun.

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He also told me if somebody's on your front step and they're giving you some sort of shit

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and acting all mean and shady towards you or trying to break in,

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you shoot them on your front step and you take them into your front door and you throw them down right there.

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And then he said, we are sorry because I was just thinking that I was just getting ready to add that I've had a lot of

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cash standing cops in the past tell me that.

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Allegedly all of this, okay.

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Yeah, yeah, they told me to say, take him out on the fourth street after you.

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Just make sure that you drag him inside the door.

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He said, we're a small town and we don't have the budget to investigate.

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So the dead man can't talk, but you can. So it's case closed.

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Well, actually, at that point, I kind of took it as that was kind of a little cool.

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It's an inside, it's an inside iggy.

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It was this fast town. Anywhere you go, just drive and you're good to go.

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Yeah, yeah, it was like an inside iggy.

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And if you're cool with the cops, they let you know.

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And another little secret, like my Westport days, you got to know all the bicycle cops.

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And then there's some of them that we're driving around, but it's real crowded there.

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You got to know them all and you got to be friends with them.

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And so they're usually one somebody that your friends with are coming to the altercation because sooner or later,

214
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someone's going to be a dickhead to you and you're going to have to blast them in the face because they're drunk and being stupid.

215
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So when this fight breaks out and the cops come, your friend usually goes, I got this guy.

216
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He takes you around the corner and cuss and he lets you go. He says, go the fuck home.

217
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Now, if you don't know them, you're going to jail.

218
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Yeah, that was another little iggy, too.

219
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I was I was I was privy to that because a friend of mine used to cause quite a bit of trouble there.

220
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A little bitty little Irish guy, a little skinny little guy.

221
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He looked like the pugilistic Notre Dame fighting guy. He did.

222
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He looked just like him.

223
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And he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag, but he would love to start shit and he loved to get his ass kicked.

224
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He loved to get his ass kicked. My God, he would jump up.

225
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He's like, I don't know, maybe five foot.

226
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He jumped up fucking six foot with his little tiny fist trying to hit you.

227
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It was really comical. I wish there was a lot of video back then.

228
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They say dynamite comes with small bodies. Look at me.

229
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Yeah, that's true. You know, but this guy, he had the balls the size of fucking Texas,

230
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but he had the fighting strength of, I don't know, a fucking hamster.

231
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But he didn't stop it.

232
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Yeah, that's where we get them.

233
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Well, he took he took pride in coming home all black and blue.

234
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Yeah, this guy come in the bar, big son of a bitch.

235
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And I told him, fuck you to his face.

236
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And most people be like, no, I was there many times.

237
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You pick out the biggest guy, just go fuck you.

238
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Yeah, you fucking push him. Come on, bitch.

239
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And the big guy's like, get out of here.

240
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Man, I don't want to fuck with you. You're like three foot tall.

241
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Get the hell out of here. And he wouldn't leave him alone.

242
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And he get his ass kicked.

243
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,840
Anyhow, I had a bunch of his stuff.

244
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,840
And when I was moving, I told him, I said, come get your fucking suitcase.

245
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I don't have a suitcase there.

246
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,840
You left it here. You were moving and you told me to hold on to it, dickhead.

247
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,840
No, I didn't.

248
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:33,840
Okay. Well, whoever bought my house, I don't know what they did with it.

249
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They probably burned it, but there's some cool shit in there.

250
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There's like old punk rock stickers and all kinds of stuff.

251
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Gone now.

252
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,840
So, or I don't know, maybe the guy stuck in on it.

253
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,840
Nah, he was a country guy that bought my house.

254
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,840
He probably burned it.

255
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,840
Hell is this shit. I don't want it.

256
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,840
This ain't Willie Nelson. Fuck it. I'm going to burn it.

257
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So anyhow, so yeah, I have been in New Orleans a long time, but I was thinking, man,

258
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there used to be this guy at the French market.

259
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I told you about him personally, but I don't think I ever told it on this show.

260
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But he took, there's this place called the Auditorium in New Orleans for years.

261
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It's gone now.

262
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But they had many, many famous concerts in the 60s and 70s.

263
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And he had all the original ticket stuff.

264
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,840
He was an old black man, but he loved rock music.

265
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,840
Yeah, yeah, you told me about Chris. Yeah.

266
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Yeah, yeah. And he would print off the t-shirts at the French market.

267
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And I got like a Jimi Hendrix from him. I got a Led Zeppelin from him.

268
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I got a Deep Purple.

269
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It's cool shit. Really, really cool shit.

270
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And anyhow, I was like, the other day I was thinking about him.

271
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I'm like, man, I haven't been there in probably 12 years. He was old then.

272
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So he was probably 70 then.

273
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So if he's still around, I don't think he's doing it anymore.

274
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But I looked online everywhere. You can't even find him online.

275
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I mean, people just don't do him.

276
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He had the original concert ticket stubs. He had them in a case.

277
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,840
And you walk up there and go, wow.

278
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:13,840
Hey, I like this Jimi Hendrix, this one right here, the first one at the Coliseum, not the one over there, whatever.

279
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,840
Oh, yeah, yeah. And then he would have them down there folded up and go, okay, it's number 12.

280
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What size? I'll take double X.

281
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,840
Okay, here you go. And he would have them all right there, all printed out.

282
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The only problem was he only printed them on white shirts and their black stencil.

283
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,840
But it was cool enough to where you bought it, though.

284
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Right, right, right, right.

285
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,840
Yeah, and it also was a signature, too.

286
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:45,840
You know, it was a signature, a white shirt, black writing of concert stuff.

287
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,840
Yeah, that was, I forgot his name. I used to have his card.

288
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:55,840
It is somewhere around here and I need to find it just so I could just look at it and go, wow, that guy was cool.

289
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Because it had a picture of him smiling on it and he had a couple of gold rimmed teeth.

290
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He had big, thick glasses, a big smile, and he has a thumbs up.

291
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:11,840
And it's like, I don't know, it's something like, literally like Willie's or I don't know, something like that.

292
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Willie's shirts or something like that.

293
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Willie's concert tees or something like that.

294
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That was the name of his business.

295
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:23,840
And his business card had a picture of him with a thumbs up and a couple of gold teeth in front.

296
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He was just cool. He was fucking cool.

297
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:35,840
And the cool thing is you can have a real concert shirt not like these fucking ACDCs and Metallicas and Guns N' Roses that the Karens and Kens wear.

298
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The ones that used to listen to fucking Bow Wow Wow and fucking Thompson Twins that never would touch that stuff back then, right?

299
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,840
You know?

300
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,840
I don't know who the Bow Wow Wow is.

301
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,840
Yeah, I don't know. I pulled that out of my ass, though.

302
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:57,840
Bow Wow Wow and Thompson Twins, right? Oh my God, they're reading today.

303
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:03,840
Yeah, so anyhow, fuck, sorry, I'm derailed now.

304
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:12,840
I'm talking about the fucking people that never listened to that stuff back in the day, but now they're wearing it shirt and they act like they listen to it the whole time.

305
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,840
It's like, wait a minute, dickhead, I knew you back then.

306
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,840
You made fun of me. You made fun of people like me.

307
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:23,840
We were fucking rogues. We were fucking idiots. We were going to every time you came over, you're casing their house out.

308
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,840
Their parents didn't want you there. You know, all that stuff.

309
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,840
And then now you're wearing a fucking Guns N' Roses shirt. Get out of here.

310
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,840
You never touch night train.

311
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,840
I know exactly what you're talking about.

312
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,840
Yeah, I want to take a night train bottle and smack it in the head.

313
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,840
I know people want to do that.

314
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,840
No, no, no, we all do. We all do. And that's why I'm saying it.

315
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,840
People right now envision someone they know. Uh huh.

316
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,840
Yeah, I know that fucking.

317
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:55,840
And anyhow, I want to take a bottle of night train and say, prove to me, prove to me, you listen to them.

318
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,840
Okay, how do I do that? Drink this bottle of night train.

319
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,840
Huh? Drink it. You fucking drink it.

320
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,840
And I believe you listen to Guns N' Roses, Metallica and all that stuff.

321
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,840
That stuff's gross. Get out of here.

322
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:14,840
You're a fucking liar.

323
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,840
You'd be like, get out of here. You're a liar. You won't touch it.

324
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:25,840
A real freak.

325
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,840
No, I know, but you make sure that they do.

326
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,840
Like, hey, you drink this.

327
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Yeah, I know you're going to hate it. Everybody hated it. But you drank it because it got, it was a bullet train.

328
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,840
You know, you weren't taking the fucking, you weren't taking the slow taxi on the slow lane.

329
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,840
You were on the bullet train.

330
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,840
I mean, you know, you drank night train. You were fucking here to there in no time.

331
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,840
You're drinking beer.

332
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,840
Yeah, a few hours later, like, I better, I better level up a little bit because this just ain't quite doing it.

333
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,840
You level up a little bit. A night train will take care of all of it.

334
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:02,840
If you want to get from here to there like that, it takes, I don't know, about half bottle, right?

335
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,840
Yeah.

336
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:14,840
I was a small guy, dude. They didn't take me that much, but you know what? I'm only a two big boy.

337
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,840
You hung with us. You did. You did.

338
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:22,840
And actually, you were one of the guys that knew when to stop and knew how to handle your alcohol.

339
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,840
And everybody that was around knows what I'm talking about.

340
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,840
Including my brother. I mean, you know, he's no longer with us here, but you know,

341
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,840
he was one of them that did not know when to stop.

342
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,840
And he would get you in some predicaments.

343
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:42,840
Yeah, I could still have a, I could drink with all you guys all night long, but...

344
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Oh, man. Do you remember that one time?

345
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,840
I haven't been in the brain. I didn't know what not to do or what to do.

346
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,840
Remember that one time he had us meet us, meet him at some bar out in Kansas?

347
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,840
And it's kind of like a biker bar. And we'll get there and he's fucking running out of there.

348
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,840
He goes, open the door. Open the door. He jumps in back and goes, go, go, go.

349
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,840
And then we're all just...

350
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,840
I was mad about that.

351
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,840
I never did figure out...

352
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,840
Well, we should tell this to him a long time ago.

353
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,840
Well, he never could tell me what he did. He never could tell me. He didn't remember.

354
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,840
Oh, really?

355
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,840
Yeah, but we showed up right at the right time.

356
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,840
Yeah, yeah. We picked him up. We were there and we got him.

357
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
Yeah.

358
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,840
And then, yeah, we were...

359
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,840
Yeah, he was like a second-westerner.

360
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,840
So, maybe we'd grab a flyer and the people chased him.

361
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,840
Yes, they were extremely irritated at him for some reason.

362
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:45,840
And he puked. I believe it was your car, wasn't it?

363
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840
Yeah, yeah.

364
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,840
He vomited all over that son of a bitch.

365
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,840
It was my 15.

366
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,840
Okay, yes.

367
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,840
It was the same way I just did about 5 miles going down the highway.

368
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,840
Yeah, near Harrisonville.

369
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,840
You guys are really gay?

370
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,840
You and Meera are like, no.

371
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,840
John's like, only me.

372
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,840
And then he grabs his knee.

373
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,840
You're about 5'30".

374
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,840
Everybody was going down memory lane right now.

375
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,840
Yeah, yeah, sorry. You hadn't been there, really.

376
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,840
And we're going like 40 mile an hour.

377
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,840
He opens up the door and jumps in a ditch to get away from us.

378
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,840
And we're all like, what the fuck? What the hell?

379
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,840
You slam on your brakes, he gets up and we're like, okay, he's alive, he's okay.

380
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,840
And we took off.

381
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,840
You were right.

382
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,840
Oh, I was, that's right.

383
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,840
Yeah, because I was too damn drunk.

384
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,840
So I had to grab my car.

385
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,840
That's right.

386
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,840
And then we were at the Taco Bell.

387
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840
That's right.

388
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,840
And I remember that we were at the Taco Bell in Harrisonville.

389
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,840
That's right.

390
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,420
And we were at the

391
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,840
Yeah, I remember that.

392
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,840
Yeah, I mean, here's the deal, man.

393
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,840
There's like a lot of easy chicks in Harrisonville.

394
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,840
It was a great destination after having a few drinks.

395
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,840
It's kind of like, man, where do we go to find chicks?

396
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,840
Harrisonville.

397
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,840
Okay, where do we go to find easy chicks?

398
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
This is second A.

399
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,840
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what it's like now.

400
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Except for that fucking fireplace statue.

401
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,840
Other than that, I don't know.

402
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,840
So that fucking fireplace statue is got to go.

403
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840
And people have said they're going to help me.

404
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,840
They need to put that police memorial there and tear that son of a bitch.

405
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,840
I'll tear it up.

406
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,840
I'll tear it up.

407
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840
You know that.

408
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,840
Yeah, they need to like put up a statue.

409
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,840
I'll tear it up with my friend, Amber.

410
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,840
Yeah, I mean, they have a, I've been bitching about this on several podcasts.

411
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,840
But in case you don't know, they had a tribute to the burnt district.

412
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,840
And this basically, long story short, Bushwhackers, Jayhawkers, Civil War.

413
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840
Bushwhackers burnt Lawrence, Kansas down.

414
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,840
That was the Jayhawkers.

415
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,840
They were looking for revenge.

416
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,840
So they burnt everything around them to see them coming to come back to give us revenge.

417
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840
They call that the burnt district.

418
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,840
Cass County wanted to put in a tribute to the burnt district.

419
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840
And what do they do?

420
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,840
They put in a fucking fireplace.

421
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,840
A giant fireplace.

422
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,840
So me and some other people are threatening to tear that bitch down.

423
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840
We hate it.

424
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,840
It's stupid.

425
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
It's stupid.

426
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,840
So anyhow, it should not humanly bother me this much, but it does.

427
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,840
So they need to put him out at fucking Samuel P. fucking Elmer or something.

428
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,840
Whoever one of the heroes was.

429
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,840
And he put him up there in his fucking hat and his fucking musket, okay?

430
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,840
Not a fireplace.

431
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,840
So anyhow.

432
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840
All right.

433
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840
I wasn't going to that.

434
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,840
So anyhow.

435
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,840
So he's going to Taco Bell.

436
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,840
That's right.

437
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,840
So anyhow.

438
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,840
What the fuck are we talking about?

439
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:55,840
Yeah, we were talking about how those boys jumped out of the car and went out the roof.

440
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,840
I still remember that.

441
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840
They said their names.

442
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,840
They grew up gay.

443
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,840
Yeah.

444
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,840
We were just talking about, we weren't gay.

445
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
Yeah, and then John goes, I am.

446
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,840
Or something like that.

447
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,840
He puts his hand on his knee.

448
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,840
All of a sudden I hear the door open and I don't see the guy anymore.

449
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,840
And I'm like.

450
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Well, that's just because I was watching.

451
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,840
John was in the back seat next to me.

452
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:24,840
And as we were all talking, John was seated a little closer to me.

453
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,840
And then he had a safe escort.

454
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:33,840
And right before he jumped out the door, John reached out and turned his arm around me.

455
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,840
Okay, okay.

456
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,840
And John was not gay.

457
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,840
John was screwing with a guy.

458
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,840
He was not gay.

459
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,840
He was screwing with a guy.

460
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,840
He was my brother.

461
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,840
And he used to do stuff like that.

462
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:49,840
We were like, we may say, me and Mark were in the front seat with all of us around each other.

463
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,840
Yeah, and then he goes, are you guys gay?

464
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,840
And then he goes, we were all gay.

465
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:54,840
Well, we told him we weren't.

466
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,840
We were just going down the highway.

467
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,840
You and I, I believe, we were like, he was getting nervous.

468
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,840
So you and I were like, we're not.

469
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,840
We're just playing around.

470
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,840
Yeah, yeah.

471
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,840
We were just having fun.

472
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840
And then John, I guess.

473
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,840
And then John turns it on.

474
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,840
Yeah.

475
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,840
And then he goes, oh my God, dude.

476
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,840
You see, I saw him getting nervous.

477
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,840
I'm like, okay, this has got to stop it.

478
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,840
John had a couple too.

479
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,840
And he was carrying it a little too far.

480
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840
And the guy flipped out.

481
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,840
He jumped out of the car.

482
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
But he was okay.

483
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,840
I saw him get up.

484
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,840
And he saw me stop.

485
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,840
He started turning around in the other way.

486
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,840
Yeah, he was so glad we made it to a 35 mile an hour.

487
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,840
Yeah, if not, I don't know.

488
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,840
Yeah, basically.

489
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,840
Yeah.

490
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,840
So anyhow.

491
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,840
And they would never believe he jumped on his own accord.

492
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,840
They would think we'd done it.

493
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,840
We did.

494
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,840
We did.

495
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,840
Yeah.

496
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,840
Yeah.

497
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,840
So anyhow.

498
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,840
But yeah, that story about New Orleans.

499
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,840
Yeah, that was a fun night.

500
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,840
It was a good all day.

501
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,840
We got a lot more to talk about tonight.

502
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,840
Now, and I wanted to say, New Orleans, I was getting to the Chiefs.

503
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,840
I support the Chiefs.

504
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,840
I love the Chiefs.

505
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,840
They lost.

506
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,840
I don't care.

507
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,840
They've been five years out of six years to the Super Bowl.

508
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,840
They won three of them.

509
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,840
That's a 650 average.

510
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,840
Take that to baseball, and no one's ever done that.

511
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:13,840
So I'm telling you, if you look at Tom Brady's career, he is exactly the same right now.

512
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,840
Five Super Bowls, won three, lost two.

513
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,840
OK, so I'm not ashamed of that one bit.

514
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
And we are not out of the fight yet.

515
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,840
We still have a superior team.

516
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Vegas already have us as the odds on favorite to win the next Super Bowl.

517
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,840
We're not going away.

518
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:29,840
I support the Chiefs.

519
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,840
I love you guys.

520
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,840
So anyhow, and the rest of the world can fuck off.

521
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,840
You guys are idiots.

522
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:42,840
Yeah, well, just personally, I'm happy they lost.

523
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,840
Personally, I am happy they lost.

524
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,840
You know, Mark, I told you.

525
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,840
Yeah, yeah, and I get it, and I see what you're saying.

526
00:32:49,840 --> 00:33:07,840
My son, they had the Super Bowl, posted on Facebook, that if the Chiefs lost, he would ask his girlfriend to marry him.

527
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,840
He is now engaged.

528
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:15,840
I love that because he didn't think the Chiefs were going to lose, did he?

529
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:22,840
Well, no, but it wasn't until like the first quarter he was going, well, I'm going to go find a ring.

530
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,840
And he said, I'm ready.

531
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,840
The first quarter he was looking on Amazon for an appropriate ring, wasn't he?

532
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,840
First quarter.

533
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,840
Oh, no, no, it was cute.

534
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
It was cute, man.

535
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,840
Cool.

536
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840
That's excellent.

537
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:45,840
This happened the day of the Super Bowl, so he did not have a ring.

538
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,840
No, I know, I was joking around because the Chiefs lost so quickly.

539
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:54,840
And he was talking about if they would win, that when they lost, he had to hunt down a ring.

540
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,840
No, that's what I was saying.

541
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:01,840
I was joking around saying he was looking on Amazon after the first quarter because they were already down like somebody did nothing.

542
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,840
No, he went into after the game.

543
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,840
No, I know, I was joking around.

544
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,840
Yeah, well, no, no, I'm not joking.

545
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,840
What he did was he grabbed one of the mini donuts.

546
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,840
Okay.

547
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,840
Seriously, seriously, this is no joke.

548
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:23,840
No, I believe he got one of those mini donuts.

549
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,840
And he got a ring to put on.

550
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,840
And it was cool, man.

551
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,840
It was cool.

552
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,840
Well, congratulations to you.

553
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,840
And that's my son.

554
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,840
He said he's going to do it, he does it.

555
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,840
This is Rob Jr., right?

556
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,840
Uh, Bub.

557
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,840
Bub, okay.

558
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,840
He's not his junior, we have different middle names.

559
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,840
Okay, okay, okay, he's got your first name and that's it.

560
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,840
I wouldn't do that to myself.

561
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,840
Okay, okay.

562
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,840
I don't even think I know your middle name, but you don't have to say it because it doesn't sound like you like it.

563
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,840
I'm not.

564
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,840
I'm not.

565
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,840
Okay, I got it.

566
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,840
Anyhow, we have some emails.

567
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,840
We have some really good ones.

568
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,840
Anyhow, what I was wanting to say, this, I had a big old thing on the chiefs.

569
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,840
I was like, why?

570
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,840
Okay, look, they got their ass pummeled.

571
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,840
End of story.

572
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,840
Cancel Christmas, pharmacy closed, all that.

573
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,840
Matt Nagy, we can only hope gets a head coaching gig because I think he can go fuck up another team.

574
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,840
Travis Kelsey, please retire before you ruin your legacy.

575
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,840
We love you.

576
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,840
You did everything you could.

577
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,840
You're getting older.

578
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840
You can't really do it anymore.

579
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,840
Get out of here.

580
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,840
Go have your life.

581
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Go enjoy your wife, your wife to be or whatever, you know, if you marry her.

582
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,840
Go have some children.

583
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,840
Go love life.

584
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Go, go to Broadway.

585
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,840
Go whatever you need to do.

586
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,840
Okay, we love you.

587
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840
You did your time here.

588
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,840
Uh, Mahomes, your footwork is an issue now.

589
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,840
You need to figure it out.

590
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Well, you need to have people work with you.

591
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,840
They had it figured out for a while.

592
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,840
The offensive line should wear a dress all off season.

593
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the offensive line just did not show up.

594
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,840
That's the only part.

595
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:12,840
I do not interfere in sports fasts, but I am going to say this.

596
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:17,840
Come on, Keith, that offensive line was not there.

597
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,840
Patrick Mahomes was on his ass most of the day.

598
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,840
You can't throw a bowl laying on the ground.

599
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,840
Yeah.

600
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:36,840
Yeah, I was listening to 1935 KMS down here today, and this sports guy was talking, and

601
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,840
he brought up a good point.

602
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,840
We did not do any trick plays.

603
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,840
We didn't have time to.

604
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:53,840
Okay, well, another good point he brought up.

605
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,840
We never went for a field goal.

606
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,840
We never kicked.

607
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,840
Never.

608
00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,840
Never.

609
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:05,840
Yeah, and that's because when you get behind by 20 right off the bat, you're not kicking

610
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840
field goals.

611
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,840
Yeah, I was three, twelve, you know.

612
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,840
Here's another thing to think about, too.

613
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,840
I understand.

614
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,840
They got one first down in the first half.

615
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,840
They had 18 yards passing in the first half.

616
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,840
They had four yards rushing.

617
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,840
It wasn't happening.

618
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,840
Nothing was happening.

619
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,840
They were pummeling us on their defense or offensive line.

620
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:33,840
Like I said, they need to wear a dress all off season to remind them what pussies they

621
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,840
were.

622
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,840
So anyhow, like I said, I'm not mad.

623
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,840
I'm not mad.

624
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:44,840
Okay, but anyhow, I had a couple more things I want to say real quick, and then we'll move

625
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,840
on.

626
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,840
We'll go to our break, and then we'll come back with more stuff.

627
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,840
Okay.

628
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,840
This time the Chiefs need to draft better on the offensive line.

629
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,840
The offensive line looked like a fucking clown circus.

630
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,840
They got schooled.

631
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,840
I blame the huge majority of this solely on the offensive line.

632
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,840
Mahomes needs to take a little blame as well.

633
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,840
You throw the ball away.

634
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,840
Throw away the fucking ball.

635
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,840
Don't throw it in coverage.

636
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,840
Defense.

637
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,840
You guys need a couple of key players in there.

638
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:20,840
We had to give up Snead, and it was glaringly obvious against a really good opponent.

639
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,840
You guys have done good all year.

640
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,840
This one you got stiffed a couple of times, but I do think that the interceptions of Pick

641
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:32,840
6 and then the one on the 20-yard line of ours really kind of hurt their cause.

642
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,840
But they still got burnt quite a bit.

643
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:40,840
It didn't look like they were prepared for the short pass that they were doing to Barkley.

644
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:47,840
So, you know, anyhow, you know, I still love my Chiefs, but the facts are the facts.

645
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,840
I think the Chiefs will build on the draft and possible free agency.

646
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:59,840
I think that they need some players to defer their salaries and make more cap room.

647
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:05,840
And, you know, I'm looking for the Chiefs to rebound and be the same as they are.

648
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
And that's going to be probably the best team in the AFC.

649
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,840
And we'll take our chances in the Super Bowl again.

650
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,840
So thank you, Chiefs. I love you.

651
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:19,840
I am not, I am not, I mean, I'm disappointed because we lost, but how can I be angry?

652
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,840
My God, these guys have gave us the best entertainment the last six years.

653
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,840
They've been on top of everything.

654
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,840
They've won huge games. They've won close games.

655
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,840
They've won skin-in-the-nuts games. They won blowouts.

656
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,840
They are incredible. Love you guys.

657
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,840
Don't ever quit being what you are, but you will.

658
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,840
You'll eventually, everyone ages and it will stop.

659
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,840
But thank you, Chiefs, and I'm behind you more than ever.

660
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:52,840
And fuck the media, fuck the national media, and fuck everybody else in the world that has all these stupid conspiracy.

661
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,840
Oh my God, it's the refs. Suck my dick.

662
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,840
You can't handle it. Fucking Kansas City is better than you.

663
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,840
That's the fucking problem. You don't like flyover, fucking kicking your ass.

664
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,840
Well, there's more of it coming, so get fucking used to it.

665
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,840
East, West Coast, suck it.

666
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:14,840
Anyhow, Rob, do you want to come back and you talk or you want to talk right now?

667
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,840
Well, let's take a break after that.

668
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,840
You know what, that's a good idea.

669
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,840
Why, why?

670
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:28,840
Oh my God, yeah, I didn't even have any Red Bull. What the hell?

671
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,840
All right, be right back after these.

672
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,840
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677
00:40:53,840 --> 00:41:01,840
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678
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,840
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679
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,840
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680
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,840
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681
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:13,840
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682
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,840
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683
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,840
Lysol first came to prominence after it was used in Hamburg, Germany

684
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,840
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685
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,840
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686
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:34,840
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687
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:39,840
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688
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,840
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689
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:50,840
His DNA was tested and it was concluded that a living relative was teaching history one half mile away,

690
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,840
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691
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:59,840
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692
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:09,840
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693
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:16,840
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694
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,840
Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes.

695
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:31,840
A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, hey bartender, I'll have one beer and a mop.

696
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:44,840
I smell bacon. No wait, it's just Mark sweating.

697
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,840
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

698
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:55,840
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

699
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:12,840
Your mom is so scatterbrained. It took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.

700
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:20,840
Rob? Hi Mark. You said you wanted train quality.

701
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:26,840
I thought it hung up on you like it does so many times and I'm talking to you and you're not there.

702
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:33,840
No, no, no. I was talking about you. You said hi Mark.

703
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,840
You want train quality, you got train quality.

704
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:43,840
You're right. Thank you Rob. So now we turn to Rob after all of that.

705
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:52,840
So please, after I derailed this fucking thing, bring it back. Appreciate it and thank you.

706
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:58,840
Well, I'm going to bring I, the lake of the river.

707
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,840
Fair enough.

708
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:07,840
You know that they show Ozark's law on A&E?

709
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,840
I haven't watched it yet, but yes I am familiar and I am about to.

710
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:18,840
The important thing is I was here and I haven't because I don't have A&E on my screen.

711
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,840
I wonder if I could, I don't know.

712
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,840
Maybe I could send you.

713
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:31,840
No, I know I was trying to think of how I could send you my TV, but I think it goes by zip code.

714
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,840
Forget it.

715
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:47,840
But anyway, this story, and this is a story that I don't know in the future you might see this on Ozark Rob.

716
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,840
Okay.

717
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:56,840
This is stupid criminal freighter.

718
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840
Okay.

719
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:08,840
Okay. Two men were charged with drug possession after officers said they interrupted canine training to ask directions.

720
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:20,840
Mm hmm.

721
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:26,840
Okay.

722
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:33,840
This is interesting.

723
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:51,840
The Department said that some of the officers along with other county sheriff's deputies and mid-majority multi-jurisphic drug task force members were taking part in the training.

724
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,840
Uh huh.

725
00:45:53,840 --> 00:46:03,840
The documents state that a white sedan pulled into the parking lot and stopped.

726
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:13,840
There were two men in the car and one asked and also took a direction to a safe beach.

727
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:21,840
When he was told he was in a safe beach, the driver then asked them directions to the right.

728
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:34,840
The documents state that the law enforcement officers had seen the two men in the car were under the influence of some sort of stimulus.

729
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:55,840
The task force officers, Bay Newman's canine, Tina, all of these men were dragged into the vehicle, officers found a small glass container with about two grams of methamphetamine inside the car.

730
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:11,840
The last two men charged driver Aaron C. Reagan, 27, a Sullivan, not even from around here, with possession of controlled substance and driving while we're both.

731
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,840
They charged Alan M. Richards with possession of a controlled substance.

732
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,840
Uh huh.

733
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:26,840
This, this is stuff, truth is always stranger than fiction.

734
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,840
This is why they say that.

735
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:48,840
They came out at 9.55 at a safe beach city hall at police depot and asked them directions to a safe beach during canine training.

736
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,840
Ozark RAW is what this is on, right?

737
00:47:52,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Well, no, no, it's not on Ozark RAW, but I pray to God they caught this on camera and put it on there.

738
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,840
Oh, I hope so too.

739
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,840
It would be like you have a photo op.

740
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,840
Mm hmm.

741
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,840
Only maybe a little bit better if I dare say.

742
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,840
Except for the down off it, man.

743
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,840
Oh my gosh.

744
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,840
That makes sense.

745
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,840
They would not even have driven around here.

746
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,840
Yeah.

747
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,840
Yeah, yeah, that's no incrimination on us.

748
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:25,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

749
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,840
Thank you for clarifying that.

750
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,840
That was not locals.

751
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,840
No, they were not locals.

752
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,840
There were two guys.

753
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,840
Look at that.

754
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:35,840
Look at that, Eddie.

755
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,840
Wow.

756
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:43,840
All I can say is truth is always stranger than fiction because people do stuff like that.

757
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,840
That's the bottom line.

758
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:50,840
You can't explain it, you don't know why, but they do.

759
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,840
And I want to say it's everywhere.

760
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,840
It is, it is.

761
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,840
And dumbasses are hatched all over the world every day, every minute.

762
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,840
That's just all there is to it.

763
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:06,840
It can be hatched in the east, it can be hatched in the west, it can be in the north, the south, or in the middle.

764
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:11,840
Nobody is immune from dumbasses, right?

765
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:12,840
Yeah.

766
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,840
Everybody has a few of them in their life.

767
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,840
Everyone has ones they run into every day.

768
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,840
All we can do is keep our head down and hope they don't hang around.

769
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,840
That's it.

770
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,840
I got some emails.

771
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:26,840
Hey, sounds good.

772
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,840
There are some good ones here.

773
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:34,840
Okay, yeah, and after that we got something we have to tend to.

774
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,840
Okay.

775
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,840
Ronnie sent a list.

776
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:38,840
Yeah.

777
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,840
But I can't find it.

778
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,840
I will.

779
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840
What did we ask him?

780
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,840
Oh, his top songs or something?

781
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,840
Oh, yeah, yeah.

782
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,840
Yeah, well I sent an email.

783
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,840
I will.

784
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:52,840
It is on there.

785
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,840
And he doesn't.

786
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,840
I sent him an email letting him know ahead of time that it was coming up.

787
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,840
And he sent me a reply.

788
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,840
I can find it.

789
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,840
I got it on my email, but I can find it.

790
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,840
But the pro...oh, here it is, top seven songs ever.

791
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,840
Okay, we'll do that next.

792
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,840
Or after your next story.

793
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,840
Okay.

794
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,840
Okay, and then you have a top list of yourself, right?

795
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

796
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,840
This is my...I need to catch up with my music group.

797
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,840
Okay, we'll do both of them here in a little bit.

798
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,840
So right now I'm going to go to emails and then we can figure all that out in a minute.

799
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,840
That sound good?

800
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,840
Sounds good.

801
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,840
All right.

802
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,840
First one.

803
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,840
Mark, I know it's parody, but you're sick.

804
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,840
I looked up the term boofing and this is what I eventually found.

805
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:46,840
Boofing is a slang term for inserting drugs or alcohol into your anus to produce a more immediate high

806
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,840
or avoid risks of other methods of administration.

807
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,840
Disgusting, but I'm still listening.

808
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,840
Chris in Miami.

809
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,840
Chris in Miami.

810
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,840
If that's short for Chris...

811
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,840
Do you like singing, Nick?

812
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,840
I might know this person.

813
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:09,840
I'm going to have to send him something back anyhow.

814
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,840
I'm going to stay off of that right now.

815
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,840
Okay.

816
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,840
Next one.

817
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,840
Rob, have you ever boofed anything?

818
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,840
Chris in Miami.

819
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,840
Hell no.

820
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,840
Hell no.

821
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,840
I haven't either.

822
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,840
I have not either.

823
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,840
I am ex-domo.

824
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:31,840
Yes, and if you see any pictures or video of me boofing Ibuprofen, they're fake.

825
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,840
They're obviously fake.

826
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,840
I don't even do anything.

827
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,840
See?

828
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:43,840
And I still contend if you see any pictures or videos of me boofing Ibuprofen, they're obviously fakes.

829
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,840
You grab them and you turn them up.

830
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,840
They're false.

831
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:47,840
They're false.

832
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,840
They're false.

833
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:49,840
Yeah.

834
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,840
Okay, next one.

835
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,840
Hey man, Ronnie is cool, but I'm a fan that listens in Tulsa also.

836
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,840
I want to know what your favorite job ever...

837
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,840
What was your favorite job ever?

838
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,840
Mike in Tulsa.

839
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,840
I guess we can answer.

840
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,840
You want to answer right now?

841
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,840
And his name is Tulsa Prince.

842
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,840
Mike in Tulsa, Tulsa Prince.

843
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:13,840
Tulsa Prince.

844
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,840
Well, we'll see about that.

845
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,840
You've got to prove yourself.

846
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,840
Okay, can you think of one on the spot?

847
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:21,840
Your favorite job ever.

848
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:22,840
Yes.

849
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:23,840
Yeah, I can.

850
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,840
Okay, do that and I'm going to try to think of mine.

851
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:33,840
Honestly, my job right now is my all-time favorite.

852
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:43,840
But before now, my all-time favorite was actually death is death.

853
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:54,840
Back when me and Mark met, which here is just a couple short weeks, will be 40 years.

854
00:52:54,840 --> 00:53:00,840
That's in my top, but I got one that I remember just now.

855
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,840
I only did it for three months.

856
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:08,840
Okay, I handed out maps of the ski resort in Colorado.

857
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,840
I had access to a free bar every night.

858
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:18,840
Yes, I had access to a free bar every night, a huge fireplace in the commons area, a luxury room, and free food.

859
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:24,840
I got recalled from the layoffs, so I had to go back or kick down the union possibly.

860
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:30,840
So that was my best job ever until I had another job and I had to go to it.

861
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,840
So yeah, that was cool.

862
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,840
I forgot all about that.

863
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,840
It was in Breckenridge.

864
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,840
It was fantastic.

865
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:42,840
And I knew a friend of a friend that did some construction work up there.

866
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,840
And he sent me, well, he didn't send it.

867
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,840
He called me and said, hey, this place is looking for a map hander outer and I know you just got laid off.

868
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840
And I was like, huh, really?

869
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,840
I had nothing going on here.

870
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,840
So I took a chance and I drove all the way there and applied and I got it.

871
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,840
And I stayed there for three months until I got recalled.

872
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,840
That was excellent.

873
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,840
Gosh, that was a fun, fun job.

874
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,840
And man, the hot chicks and their tights coming up, you're handing out maps.

875
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,840
How the hell are you?

876
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,840
Hey, can you have this complimentary map?

877
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,840
And also I had to tell them they get a free drink at seven o'clock.

878
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,840
It's happy hour.

879
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:25,840
If you're there at seven, you get a free drink and everything else is half price.

880
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,840
So you knew where they were later.

881
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:35,840
So the next one, Mark, did you ever hang out at the gas station at the corner of Commercial and Two Highway?

882
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,840
I remember you, I'm sure.

883
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,840
Joe in Michigan.

884
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,840
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

885
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,840
I mean, those are like after we were like probably leaving a party.

886
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,840
I know that station.

887
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,840
Yeah, you were probably with me, Rob.

888
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,840
Yeah.

889
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,840
Joe in Michigan.

890
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,840
I would think that Joe was from.

891
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:59,840
Well, my grandfather's father was just out two highway outside of Harrisville.

892
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,840
Okay.

893
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,840
Joe in Michigan, I assume he used to live in Harrisville.

894
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:10,840
Yeah, I probably was there a few times because we used to meet up there and get stuff to eat and drink.

895
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,840
After a good night of roaming.

896
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,840
So yeah, that was probably me.

897
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,840
I hope you had good memories of me.

898
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,840
I hope I wasn't a dick or something.

899
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,840
So yeah, Joe, that's me.

900
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,840
And however you found the podcast, thank you.

901
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,840
In Michigan?

902
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:24,840
Yeah, thank you.

903
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:25,840
Thanks.

904
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840
I don't know how people find it, honestly.

905
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,840
I mean, we don't really advertise.

906
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,840
Next one.

907
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,840
We got somebody out there, right?

908
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,840
I know.

909
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,840
They're yet to reply.

910
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,840
I hope they listen to it and reply.

911
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,840
I really want to know where they were.

912
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,840
So anyhow.

913
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,840
I would.

914
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,840
You're right.

915
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,840
They're somewhere in the middle of the nation.

916
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,840
They were the things.

917
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,840
Yeah.

918
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:50,840
Fucking awesome.

919
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:51,840
So anyhow.

920
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:52,840
Okay.

921
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,840
When do you guys record from the city market?

922
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,840
I live close in Casween Bay.

923
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,840
Thanks.

924
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,840
Okay.

925
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,840
We didn't today.

926
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,840
We went to Topher's house because it's like fucking 50 million below.

927
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,840
And nobody was going to be at the city market when it's that cold anyhow.

928
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,840
So we did it for Topher's house.

929
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,840
So usually Tuesdays.

930
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,840
Usually Tuesdays about 9 a.m.

931
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,840
Come on down.

932
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:14,840
It's an open mic.

933
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,840
We don't care what you say.

934
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,840
You can call us dickheads and fucking no dicks or whatever.

935
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,840
We don't care.

936
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:25,840
I've got a side note here due to some emails that I got.

937
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:32,840
I'm going to take a trip to Clarksville, Arkansas, and I'm going to hide all the Narcan.

938
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,840
I'm a problem solver.

939
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,840
That's what I am.

940
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:44,840
I'm hiding all the Narcan.

941
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:49,840
Clint, of course.

942
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:55,840
Clint, don't make me hide all the Narcan in Clarksville.

943
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,840
I will never hear from you again.

944
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,840
Not that far.

945
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,840
Five hour drive.

946
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,840
I got a lead foot.

947
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,840
I could be there in four and a half.

948
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,840
Maybe four.

949
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,840
I had a few bloody whoppers.

950
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:22,840
And finally, Jerry from Wichita has replied, why Stewart from Park City needs an ass kicking.

951
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,840
Really?

952
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,840
Yes.

953
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:33,840
He claims that Stewart, sited with his Jerry's girlfriend, that Jerry has horrible taste in clothing.

954
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,840
Okay.

955
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:42,840
First off, Jerry, this is a very serious allegation that we do not take lightly here at Douchebag Central.

956
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:48,840
We have to give Stewart, in all fairness, a couple of weeks for a defense.

957
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,840
I hope he does respond.

958
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:56,840
I must state that if these charges ring true, this would prompt a phase three kick in the ass.

959
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:01,840
That would result in a total destruction of one's ass.

960
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:06,840
Stewart, you have two weeks to defend these serious allegations.

961
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Rob, this could be the very first phase three ass destruction we've ever encountered.

962
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:18,840
So, Jerry, you need to reply.

963
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:24,840
Because we don't go into phase three unless it's absolutely necessary.

964
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,840
If you don't reply, we have to take Stewart's word.

965
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:35,840
What you sited with his girlfriend about his taste in clothing, which is very serious allegations.

966
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,840
Very serious.

967
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,840
So, we don't take that lightly here at Douchebag Central.

968
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:47,840
And we are keeping a close contact with Jerry and we want Stewart to reply.

969
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,840
Because we want to get to the bottom of this.

970
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,840
Yes, yes.

971
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:56,840
To be honest, I really want to know what's going on here.

972
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,840
Something tells me it isn't even the tip of it.

973
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,840
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jerry.

974
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,840
We need Stewart to reply.

975
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:12,840
We need Stewart to say, hey, he's leaving out this or he's doing this because of that.

976
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,840
So, we're not saying we don't believe it.

977
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,840
But the wife and the friend is disagreeing on this.

978
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going against him on his taste in clothing.

979
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,840
Hey, this is a fact of too far.

980
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,840
This is a very serious allegation.

981
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,840
We definitely have to take this seriously.

982
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,840
This is too serious that we can't just let the guy reply.

983
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,840
We have to give the guy a chance to defend himself.

984
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,840
Because this goes into a phase three destruction of one's ass.

985
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,840
We don't take that lightly.

986
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:50,840
We have to investigate this to the fullest extent.

987
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:55,840
So, we're giving Jerry a couple of weeks to respond.

988
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,840
So, Jerry, please do.

989
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,840
We want your side of the story before we destroy your ass.

990
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:09,840
So, anyhow, Rob, we turn to you and then I could do the top seven of Tulsa King.

991
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,840
Sound good?

992
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,840
All right. Sounds good.

993
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:20,840
Well, I'm going to pass that through my portion of music, please, real quick.

994
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,840
Cool.

995
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,840
I was working the other morning, got my homework assignment.

996
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:34,840
It was singers that would put you to sleep and singers that would not put you to sleep.

997
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,840
Oh, yeah. I remember that.

998
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:42,840
I got my top seven under Tulsa King school.

999
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,840
You know me, I listen to him.

1000
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,840
I do now. I do now.

1001
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:50,840
I tried to revolt, but no. I got obeyed.

1002
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:56,840
Yeah. Well, we're trying to watch time and it helps.

1003
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,840
I appreciate that.

1004
01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:59,840
Yeah.

1005
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,840
And there's really more to think about.

1006
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,840
Yeah.

1007
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:12,840
Okay. I'm going to start with the singers that would put me to sleep.

1008
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,840
Okay.

1009
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:20,840
Okay. And my first one is the only one on A list.

1010
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:27,840
I have to agree with, I can't remember if it was you or Topo that mentioned this person,

1011
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:31,840
but this person has to be on my list.

1012
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,840
And that is Stevie Nick.

1013
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,840
Okay.

1014
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:41,840
In my opinion, Stevie Nick has the voice of an angel.

1015
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,840
That's cool.

1016
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,840
Yeah.

1017
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,840
Can't argue.

1018
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:50,840
That's my only, yeah, and I came up for my reasons, yeah.

1019
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,840
Okay.

1020
01:01:53,840 --> 01:02:01,840
Next, it was somebody I was listening to the other day.

1021
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,840
Peter Cicciara of Chicago.

1022
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,840
Oh, wow.

1023
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:12,840
That came out of left field.

1024
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,840
Yeah.

1025
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:14,840
Very cool.

1026
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:23,840
I don't know if it's like the KUDL, you know what I mean?

1027
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:24,840
Yeah, Cuddle.

1028
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:30,840
Anybody that don't know KUDL, if they came to City Station.

1029
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,840
Was at Kansas City Station.

1030
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,840
Yeah, it was.

1031
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,840
It wasn't on for shop or all.

1032
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,840
It was Cuddle, K-U-D-L, they said Cuddle.

1033
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,840
Yeah, yeah, Cuddle.

1034
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,840
Yeah, that's what my mom listened to.

1035
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,840
So that's how I know things.

1036
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,840
Yeah, all the elders listened to that, and we of course hated it at the time.

1037
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,840
But Peter Cicciara is such a great choice for that.

1038
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:57,840
Great, nice voice.

1039
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,840
It was me.

1040
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,840
I was asking, what is he doing, man?

1041
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,840
Yeah, and I was thinking, yeah.

1042
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,840
I think I was free to listen to him.

1043
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:08,840
You know?

1044
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:09,840
I would agree.

1045
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,840
I just never thought of him.

1046
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,840
Yeah.

1047
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:20,840
Mac, William MacIntyre.

1048
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,840
Interesting.

1049
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,840
Yes, I love his voice.

1050
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,840
I love his voice.

1051
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:31,840
I hear his voice, I visualize it, yeah.

1052
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,840
Cool.

1053
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:39,840
But yeah, there's something about his voice that calms me.

1054
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,840
It's his slow music, his slow music.

1055
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,840
Okay.

1056
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,840
Yeah.

1057
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:52,840
So, Mac, I've got to go with the Queen of Country, Patti Gwine.

1058
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,840
Yeah, yeah.

1059
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:56,840
Yep.

1060
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:01,840
Great voice.

1061
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,840
And then I'm going to go with the classic.

1062
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,840
Really?

1063
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,840
Yes.

1064
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,840
Like Tears from Heaven?

1065
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,840
Yeah.

1066
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1067
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,840
You look wonderful.

1068
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,840
Yeah, I get it.

1069
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:23,840
Yeah.

1070
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,840
Tears from Heaven, yeah, his slowest step.

1071
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:27,840
Yeah, yeah.

1072
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,840
He dropped his voice down one time to smooth it.

1073
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,840
Yes.

1074
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:37,840
And you know, he did have a very good voice, soft voice.

1075
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,840
I didn't care too much for his regular voice.

1076
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:45,840
But when he sang ballads like Tears from Heaven and You Look Wonderful and all that, I mean.

1077
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,840
Yeah, he dropped them down.

1078
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,840
That's a good tune, too.

1079
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:50,840
Okay.

1080
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,840
He had so much emotion in his songs.

1081
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:59,840
I mean, one of them was sung to, wasn't it George Harrison's wife at the time, who he ended up marrying later?

1082
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:00,840
Yes.

1083
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,840
You look wonderful, I believe.

1084
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,840
Yeah, you look wonderful tonight.

1085
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:13,840
And I also think Derek of the Dominoes and Solo, Laila was also about her, too, I do believe.

1086
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,840
He was head over heels and he eventually married her.

1087
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,840
I don't know how that whole thing came about or whatever.

1088
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:20,840
I don't want to know.

1089
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,840
But okay.

1090
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,840
Wow, Rob.

1091
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:24,840
Okay.

1092
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:29,840
Yeah, and next, Olivia Newton-John.

1093
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,840
Cool.

1094
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,840
Cool.

1095
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,840
Yeah, she had a soft voice and a softer song.

1096
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:45,840
Well, I used to like to dress up in silver flash pants and I would wear the physical.

1097
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,840
I had cowboy boots.

1098
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,840
You didn't think that for me, did you?

1099
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,840
Silver booty shorts.

1100
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,840
Well, I wouldn't tell a thing.

1101
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,840
I would not miss it then.

1102
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:57,840
Yes.

1103
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,840
And I would dance to physical.

1104
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,840
Everybody loved it.

1105
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,840
Loved it.

1106
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,840
No matter what I did.

1107
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:05,840
Wow, Laila, I was more greased.

1108
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:06,840
I was more greased.

1109
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,840
Oh, you were a greaser.

1110
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,840
Okay, all right, I get it.

1111
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:11,840
Yeah.

1112
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Okay, you were like John Travolta, you know, like swinging your leg and fucking tapping

1113
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:16,840
up your leg.

1114
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Olivia Newton-John bought me that look.

1115
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,840
Yeah, you had your jeans rolled up at the bottom, right?

1116
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,840
Yeah.

1117
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,840
Yep.

1118
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,840
Okay, go ahead.

1119
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:36,840
Okay, and lastly, Naomi Judd, aka Mama Judd.

1120
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,840
I'm glad you said that because people don't know the Judds.

1121
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:40,840
Okay.

1122
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,840
Yeah, then why not is the daughter.

1123
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,840
I would rather have Mama Judd.

1124
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,840
Didn't they have their cousin, three gallon Judd?

1125
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,840
Yeah, I think so.

1126
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:54,840
Yeah.

1127
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:55,840
Something like that.

1128
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:56,840
Okay.

1129
01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,840
All right, you want to hear Ronnie from Tulsa's top seven songs ever?

1130
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:01,840
By the way.

1131
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,840
I still have my notes, the ones not so good.

1132
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:05,840
Oh, that's right.

1133
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:06,840
I'm sorry.

1134
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:07,840
Go ahead.

1135
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,840
And we'll run through them real quick.

1136
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:11,840
That's all right.

1137
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,840
Go ahead.

1138
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:17,840
Okay, first up, the rattle.

1139
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,840
Yeah, a lot of energy.

1140
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:21,840
Yeah.

1141
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,840
Yeah, Steve Stevens.

1142
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,840
Next, Ronnie James Dio.

1143
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,840
Oh, yeah.

1144
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:32,840
If you can sleep through Ronnie James Dio, you have narcolepsy.

1145
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,840
Yeah.

1146
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,840
Yeah.

1147
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:43,840
Next, Donnie J. Brown from Molly Hatchett.

1148
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,840
That's a good one.

1149
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,840
That deep boy.

1150
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,840
That is.

1151
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,840
Well, Paul Swift would be in Molly Hatchett.

1152
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,840
Molly fucking Hatchett.

1153
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:54,840
No, no, no.

1154
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,840
Rob, Rob.

1155
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,840
Yeah, I'd be at party.

1156
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,840
Rob, that's Molly fucking Hatchett.

1157
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,840
Yeah, Molly fucking Hatchett.

1158
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:02,840
Yeah, I know.

1159
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:03,840
Okay, thank you.

1160
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:04,840
All right.

1161
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,840
Proceed.

1162
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:11,840
Okay, next up, Ronnie from Modera.

1163
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:17,840
I am so surprised you and Cobra did not miss me.

1164
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:18,840
I am too.

1165
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,840
I can hear you say so that way.

1166
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:22,840
I agree.

1167
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:27,840
But Topher did, well, you'll hear it tomorrow or something.

1168
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,840
Topher did have Motorhead doing a surprise cover song.

1169
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:36,840
When you listen to it, you'll know what we're doing and you'll come up with your own list

1170
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,840
because you're going to love this.

1171
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,840
It's bands that shouldn't be doing the covers that they're doing.

1172
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:47,840
We're going to make them like he had Air Supply doing like Primus or something.

1173
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:48,840
Okay.

1174
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,840
So in other words, you're a list.

1175
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:56,840
Yeah, bands you would love to hear trying to do these songs, but there's no way they

1176
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,840
humanly could.

1177
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,840
We didn't have a Top Anything.

1178
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:05,840
We just came up with a bunch of them and talked about them.

1179
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:11,840
Okay, next up, do you think you could get a seat of Rob Halford?

1180
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:12,840
No way.

1181
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,840
The metal god?

1182
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:15,840
No way.

1183
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,840
That's what I'm saying.

1184
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,840
Yeah, it's pretty man.

1185
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:23,840
I even liked him when he wore those like really tight leather and the goofy haircut.

1186
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:27,840
He was still cool to me.

1187
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,840
Right.

1188
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:34,840
And my next song is another one that I'm surprised you're going to want to do a test on, which

1189
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,840
everybody ever would agree.

1190
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:39,840
Okay.

1191
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,840
Yoko Ono.

1192
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:51,840
Yeah, that was fucking good.

1193
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:52,840
Okay.

1194
01:09:52,840 --> 01:10:06,840
And for my final one, Flava Flav.

1195
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:12,180
And those last two can be interchangeable honestly

1196
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,720
Richard Simmons

1197
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:29,320
Okay, you're right you're right that was Rob that was excellent man that was really good

1198
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:38,120
Cool all right well we asked Ronnie from Tulsa aka the Tulsa King

1199
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:48,360
his top seven songs ever any genre we do not care here is what Ronnie from Tulsa came up with

1200
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:56,200
Dire Maker this number seven Dire Maker Led Zeppelin interesting yeah I mean it's cool

1201
01:10:56,200 --> 01:11:00,600
Led Zeppelin I just didn't think about it

1202
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:13,480
He's gonna get a hold of you he's gonna get a hold of you you know he we talked about it okay

1203
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:23,320
Number six Sweet Soul Sister the Cult off of Sonic Temple and I love that song

1204
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That's a great song not one that I gave much thought to very good though it was a fantastic song

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Number five would be one of my favorite songs but I didn't put it down I don't know why

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01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:47,320
Space Truckin' Deep Purple I love that song it is almost funk it's so good

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01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:55,800
Oh it's psychedelic and it's kind of malicious yeah a lot of instrumental I love it yeah I love it

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01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:00,840
You know who I'd love to see cover that and I think they do it well Blue Oyster Cult

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01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:07,880
They have that kind of funky rhythm in a lot of their songs yeah I think they could do it well

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Okay next one another Deep Purple and it's tied with a Sabbath Deep Purple Burn and Snowblind

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by Black Sabbath whoa whoa whoa whoa you made a tie he made a tie

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01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:37,560
Yeah we started off with ties yeah I gave him this because we had a couple of ties ourselves

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01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:45,560
Yeah because those are both great songs yeah this is great to say I get it so okay that's number four

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Number three I love this choice love it Don't Talk to Strangers Ronnie James Dio

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Oh damn he reached way in the back of the album damn I love it is that not fantastic

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01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:13,960
No wonder he likes us no wonder we like him yeah yeah yeah he did the co and sabba yeah

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01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:24,840
Who's got a rainbow on the very next one um his second Street of Dreams

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JoWin Turner in Rainbow is that that one I get it I get it he kind of schooled us on some of the

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01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:48,920
stuff didn't he that was what really brought them to the main choice yeah that was like their American hit album yeah yeah I remember having that on the Kato album

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The the Dio stuff was too um mystical too uh you know um it was intricate it was put together in parts

1221
01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:06,760
it was kind of Bach Beethoven-ish um okay so that didn't hit radio very well but uh the Bond Gramet

1222
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:17,160
Gram Bonet yeah yeah Gram Bonet yeah since you've been Gons and all that stuff I mean

1223
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it was only one album but that hit America pretty good yeah and then the main show was JoWin Turner

1224
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:32,680
with Rainbow JoWin Turner had that voice that was very radio friendly uh people loved it and it hit big

1225
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and finally his number one Leonard Skinner slash Zach Wilde Freebird and no they're not doing it

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01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:49,000
together I looked it up Skinner's Freebird and Zach Wilde's Freebird Zach Wilde does Freebird too

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01:14:49,000 --> 01:15:01,160
um on a couple of live albums he likes them both equally yeah all right all right he bought it he brought it yeah

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Ronnie from Tulsa thank you Tulsa King thank you Tulsa King

1229
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I think we get along great yeah yep yep yep very very fucking cool so um all right you got something

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01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:26,280
you want to get to here real quick and I got a couple stories I can do yeah I got a story here

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uh a good junior man was arrested after boating into a Bible study while drunk and accusing the

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group of running a human trafficking operation okay David Campbell 48 of Stafford Virginia

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01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:54,280
forcefully entered a native Bible study session Wednesday night on a conflict quickly escalated

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council was summoned to the hall after he called the reported people and double poked in the street

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so this is all those people holding it in I'm sorry keep going I'm sorry I'm trying to hold

1236
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in my laughter this is no no no that's why I thought you let me have to keep the

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button otherwise I would mute myself they were out with David told me out with the Campbell

1238
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:25,800
confirmed them that they're all very very second ordained minister and turned the

1239
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:33,320
front another man he then allegedly accused the group gathered for Bible study for being a human

1240
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:40,920
trafficking operation and demanded that the police investigate it while we're doing this

1241
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:49,720
9-1-1 dispatches can hear him taunting and cursing at his neighbors when deputies arrived at Campbell's

1242
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:57,400
home they found him in the middle street Campbell then complained about the neighbors guests double

1243
01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:06,680
poking and demanded cops identify everyone at all the incident was captured on surveillance footage

1244
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:15,000
and has not been released Campbell was charged with breaking and entering assault and public

1245
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:23,000
intoxication yep wow

1246
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:37,000
the stories you're doing tonight Rob are the truth is stranger than fiction file honestly right

1247
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:47,000
honestly right right I would do I'm especially the one bringing up the weird stories very good

1248
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:53,000
no I know you're doing fantastic at it you do such a good job keep doing that you find stuff that I

1249
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:58,040
never even thought you know never even okay well you know what I like the direction you're going

1250
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:05,000
myself and by the number of hits I'm going to be able to get to the bottom of this and I'm going to

1251
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:12,200
myself and by the number of hits we're getting I would say that everyone else agrees so this little

1252
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:19,000
bitch is really fucking growing thank you everybody yeah so once we hit video I think we're going to be

1253
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:25,560
pretty damn good I mean we already are I just can't believe without any type of advertising how well

1254
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:31,000
we're doing thank you everybody but it's going to get much better much much better we got a lot more

1255
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:40,200
to do I just want to warn everybody you know me seeing me relate on a work night so yeah yep I

1256
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:47,240
don't want that pretty um you know that's okay I mean and then like we're doing back to backs

1257
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:52,360
because I had to do something else last night so tomorrow you're going to be even more frizzled which is

1258
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:59,400
excellent because I love you frizzled you come up with some interesting shit so um I got a story here

1259
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:07,160
if you're ready for it yeah the wildfires that swept through SoCal not only had problems with

1260
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:14,440
water being shut off but also fire hydrants missing due to theft fire hydrants have been

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01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:21,320
stolen in increasing numbers in Los Angeles County California since late 2022 this are believed to be

1262
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:27,160
motivated by the value of the brass copper and steel in the hydrants now one thing is right here

1263
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:33,560
Rob they have to take that to a recycler right yeah that motherfucker should report him

1264
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:41,560
instead of buying it if he reported him like he's supposed to you wouldn't have this issue they take

1265
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:46,600
him there go I can't get this this is stolen you don't get a fire hydrant just fucking finding it

1266
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:56,840
by the side of the road right so between May 2023 or January 2023 and May 2024 more than 300

1267
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:03,160
fire hydrants were stolen locations thefts have occurred in south and southeast LA including

1268
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:09,960
Gardena Huntington Park Compton and Inglewood methods thieves have used vehicles to knock

1269
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:17,000
hydrants loose and they were stolen generally or unscrewed bolts to remove them replacing the

1270
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:22,920
hydrants Golden State Water Company is replacing hydrants with locking collars but it's expensive

1271
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:28,440
they have law enforcement is investigating scrap yards and making arrests which is excellent the

1272
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:33,560
sheriff's department and fire department are asking residents to report thefts and law to law

1273
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:40,680
enforcement over six billion in revenue from weed sales in California right six billion

1274
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:47,000
weed sales don't you think you give everybody in the fucking state a gold fire hydrant Rob

1275
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:53,480
yeah if Missouri squandered that much money wouldn't there be a public lynching

1276
01:20:55,480 --> 01:21:01,880
oh there'd be people on the step of capital of the of Jeff City fucking grabbing people and

1277
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:10,360
throwing them to the ground you know you know fire hydrants being dry or missing Jeff City would be

1278
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:18,600
in rubble because everybody around would be there knocking their shit down California you need to

1279
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:23,480
quit watching Hollywood or whatever it is you're doing and pay attention you guys are getting

1280
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:35,080
screwed from every angle just saying Rob we turn to you okay um I want to tell a story just today

1281
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:45,080
okay uh it's kind of going to be those people in the political fitness and stuff

1282
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:54,120
um a personal trainer snapped a hip bone in half after ego lifting in the gym

1283
01:21:54,120 --> 01:22:01,000
and is now warning others not to partake in the viral fitness trend after a left of the hospital

1284
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:13,080
wise Christina Schmidt began incorporating barbell hip thrust in the gym routine to attempt to grow

1285
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:19,640
the groups after seeing some of her favorite fitness influencers worried about the exercise

1286
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:30,360
and what it did to them after quickly more quickly working her way up to a personal best of 309

1287
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:39,320
pounds in march 2023 the 24 year old developed agonizing pain in her right hip it felt like

1288
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:48,760
someone was tearing her leg off the pain became so bad that she was reportedly left crying with

1289
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:57,320
every single step and found herself unable to walk she was a doctor and they discovered that she had

1290
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:07,000
broken her hip bone due to stress factors by lifting too much weight with incorrect form or no law

1291
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:15,880
there is no time so come on guys if you're gonna be working out watch yourself yes

1292
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:26,040
over there hey come on this woman just broke her hip over there if not that's why you have spiders

1293
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:36,440
yes don't be don't be that guy she should know better yeah yeah yeah absolutely

1294
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:43,720
don't worry i'm saying don't be that guy don't be that guy okay get some spotters

1295
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:55,640
you can always find spotters at a gym um easily so anyhow um this is an interesting story because

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01:23:55,640 --> 01:24:01,800
i want everyone to hear it that don't know about it to look it up a visitor to our museum took

1297
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:08,120
a picture of him and it went viral we thought it was so funny executive director of sarah bader king

1298
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:13,480
of the alexander major's house museum which is right down the road from us on state line road not

1299
01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:20,760
very not very far at all i think you know where it's at right um so yeah it's not very far from

1300
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:27,560
us um and the museum's namesake bears a striking resemblance to number 87 on the can city chiefs

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01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:34,600
it is alexander majors but he looks just like travis kelsey and i'm not kidding you you have

1302
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:41,160
to look at his picture to see exactly what i'm saying he is this fitting image of travis kelsey

1303
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:48,760
in old hat and old in old uniform now what is it oh it just do alexander major's

1304
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:55,000
slash travis kelsey you'll get it born in 1814 was a business tycoon and co-founder of the pony

1305
01:24:55,000 --> 01:25:01,160
express and he is buried in union hill cemetery which is almost on downtown on the hill downtown

1306
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:07,240
kansas city it was the very first cemetery in kansas city i know all this because i went to

1307
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:14,280
the living history and it was actors and actresses that played out these people that were buried

1308
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:21,240
they're famous people it was supposed to be the only cemetery that kansas city would ever need

1309
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:29,960
until the flu outbreak in 1814 i believe and then they had to promptly come up with another

1310
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:35,960
cemetery on the fly because that one got full it was full in a matter of days because that was a

1311
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:42,520
pandemic that took everybody out they had a family of 17 by the time the flu was done they had a

1312
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:49,640
family of three this thing killed everybody back then so uh anyhow he is he is buried in that in

1313
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:59,080
that cemetery very very cool very ordinary stone but a lot of history there anyhow people really

1314
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:04,440
just knew him in the 19th century better king said he also had a massive shipping company but

1315
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:09,320
he wasn't a football player she says travis kelsey is aware of the photo and he and his

1316
01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:15,160
equally famous older brother jason mentioned it on their podcast new heights rob i have a famous

1317
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:22,680
twin people say i look now get this rob i have a famous twin okay right you know what they say i

1318
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:27,320
look like they look they say i look just like a shade tree on moored parkway

1319
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:39,320
yeah it's very cool i went by that shade tree and i agree i look just like it just like it's

1320
01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:53,800
a fitting image we turn to you that's okay and we're doing it tomorrow too we'll catch up

1321
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,880
again tomorrow night okay i look like a shade tree rob

1322
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:01,720
just saying

1323
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:06,920
that's your opinion rob have a good night everybody thank you for listening

1324
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,000
i am of course just fucking around

1325
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:22,120
everybody thank you assholes have a fantastic evening watch out for the snowflakes they're

1326
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:32,680
coming if you live around here good night assholes good night assholes oh no looks like the show's

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01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:39,640
over kids mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic fear not assholes they'll

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01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:52,920
be back invading your ear holes soon