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Operating from Mid-America, Kansas City and Camden 10, Missouri where Rob is at.

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Hello everybody, I'm Rob.

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And I'm Mark. I don't think I went over that earlier, did I?

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Alright. Hey Rob, remember that drone I was telling you about in the middle of Brush Creek?

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Yeah, actually I kind of thought about it.

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I might have figured it out. I looked it up. I thought I had it figured out too.

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And it's in the ballpark.

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So I have a drone update. I'm referring to the drone that was stuck in the frozen Brush Creek just to the right of the Morneau Road Bridge, right?

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I saw the drone or another one just like it at the same location.

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And then coming home I saw it on the Broadway Bridge over Brush Creek.

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I read up on it. It's actually security surveillance for law enforcement.

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What I read is true. This particular one monitors the walkways underneath the bridge.

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The drone I spotted frozen was actually one that sat too long probably and actually was stuck.

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When it dawned they sent it out.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, so there you go. That's why that drone was stuck in the middle of Brush Creek making an idiot like me scratch his head and go, what?

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And then it was gone when it melted. I'm like, what in the hell went on here?

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Well, I guess they have it like hover and then sit sometimes and it was probably sitting on the ice or something.

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And then maybe the ice melted onto it because it probably generates heat doing what it does.

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So I think that's what happened. I think maybe the operator sat it down on the ice to get a still shot of something and they left it there too long.

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And then it froze over and it wouldn't go back up.

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So anyhow, they got it unstuck and now I see, I don't know if it's the same drone or not, flying around all over the place.

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So I figured out, I looked it up and that's what's going on. So there was a logical explanation for it.

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Okay, well I figured it just thawed out and floated off. That's what I came up with.

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You know what? That would have been a good one, but you'd have to see the creek right now.

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There's a reason it couldn't do it is because the particular spot where it was at was not frozen.

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But downstream was frozen. Then parts of it was not frozen. It was intermittent. So it couldn't have went anywhere.

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I thought maybe like it was damaged and it sunk. That's what I thought. I was like, okay, it must sink.

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Okay, yeah. Yeah.

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But then when I was coming to work, no I wasn't coming to work. I was going up to look at the Jeep that Val bought, me and Val bought today.

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Okay, I was driving back up that way and I saw another drone out there. I go, okay, there's more to this story than that.

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So anyhow, that's what it is. It's a law enforcement surveillance, probably monitoring the sidewalks there because there's a lot of joggers and probably a lot of people, thieves waiting underneath there.

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Well, you know, you've seen it before. The walkways underneath after they concrete it all in and made it nice and beautiful with the nice bridges over. Well, underneath you can't really see it that well. It's in the shadows.

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Right. Right. I know. Yeah, I know that's the topic of that.

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Yeah. Yeah, I knew you did. So, okay, have you had any luck with the truck yet?

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Oh, no, no. I'm still in works of things.

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Okay. Okay, got you.

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Okay. Yeah, I'm still in works of things.

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Okay. Are you a Ford Dodge or GM truck guy or you non-denominational?

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Well, honestly, I prefer Ford.

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So do I. So do I. Yes.

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But, but, but, but, but.

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Dodges are nice too.

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I am taking about, I feel like a Toyota Tacoma.

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Those are good.

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They're known for high mileage.

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Durability.

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Their suspension is really good.

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They're a very strong truck. Their suspensions are A+.

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Yeah, I read up on them because at one point I was going to get a truck.

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But then I, okay, the last time I bought a new truck, it was like this. Everybody that ever needed moved. Hey, who's got, oh, Mark's got a truck.

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And I was like, you know what? I'm never going to get one again after that because, man, you have to keep dodging people because everybody knows you have a truck.

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So I was like, you know, I'm not getting a truck at this point in my life because I pissed too many people off going, oh, fuck you. I don't plan on it. I won't do it.

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You know, I'm just too crass anymore. I won't beat around the bush. I'll go, fuck you. I haven't heard from you in two years. And this is what I hear now. Fuck you. Get out of here.

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Even if I liked them, you know, I probably wouldn't anyhow. Like, you know, my time's too valuable and I don't feel like doing it. My back hurts. Leave me alone. Go, go pay somebody.

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You know, so I'm not going to get a truck again. That's why I'm sticking to Jeeps.

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So but here's something to think about when I went in there today. Val and I signed the paperwork to buy the new Jeep.

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Okay. I'm thinking with the tariffs coming due for wishing that the trucks and vehicles assembled here will not have tariffs on them.

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That's true. Okay. But a lot of them are assembled in Mexico, even like the Ford, Chevy, you know, GM, Chrysler, all of them.

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They have plants in Mexico that could have tariffs on them if that does happen. But I remind you this.

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And this is what the guy reminded me. The vehicle that you're going to purchase, most of them have overseas parts and they'll be likely be 25 percent higher,

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especially if they come from China and they will probably have to be ordered because of the tariffs. No one wants. This is what he told me.

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No one's going to stock up on them because of tariffs, because what if they figure out something and then you pay 25 percent more for a part?

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Okay. Then you're out that money because when the tariffs go away, then you can't really charge it anymore because everyone else is charging a lower price.

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No one's going to buy them. They're just going to sit on the shelf. You're going to lose that money.

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So he was kind of speculating that most people or most places will not have these parts in stock if all of these tariffs come to fruition. Okay.

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That's right. I see that. Yeah. And you can also look up the percentage of whatever model of truck you're thinking about getting.

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And usually you can find online the percentage of how many out of country parts are on them.

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And probably the big ticket items I would really be leery of.

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Now if it's an alternator or something, okay, maybe you could go ahead and buy it 25 percent more.

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Yeah, it's a pain in the ass, but it's better to just go ahead and have it done than have it sit. You know what I mean?

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So, but it just depends. Oh, go ahead.

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Like I said, I first mentioned Ford. I'm talking little trucks, so that would be a Ford Ranger. Ford Ranger and Mazdas are the same thing.

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I know. You are correct. Yeah, yeah. I'm not a big fan of the Ranger.

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I've owned a few Rangers. I like Rangers. Yeah, I put a lot of miles on Rangers.

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Okay, you know what? I had a Ranger a couple of times too, and I was not impressed with him.

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I didn't like the power of him. The durability seemed to be there, but to me the, I don't know, it was probably just the model I got.

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I probably got him pretty early. I don't know. But anyhow, it was a long time ago, so you know, I could be completely wrong. So anyhow.

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Well, I was running up and down the highway a lot.

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Yeah, you're probably doing something different than I was when I had my little.

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It was when I was doing all these maintenance.

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Okay, I can see that. Yeah. It took me an hour and 45 minutes to drive St. Joe's to Raymore, which is where my buddy lived.

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And that's where all of our stuff was, and then drive to the store.

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Okay, okay. I could see that really being beneficial. Yeah, I spent a lot of time in that truck.

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Okay, when I was having my lawn service in the 90s, I was probably needing something a little bit larger than that.

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So you know what? It was probably me. I should have probably bought a truck larger than that.

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But at the time, you know, you're just getting established and you're trying to not overspend, because what if it doesn't work?

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You know, and all that stuff. But anyhow. Okay, so Rob, look this one up and anyone else.

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Independence, Missouri. They were demolished in an old water tower.

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They measured the distance of the blast from the tower came tumbling down and missed a house across the road by one foot.

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Oh, my God. Oh, it's great. Just look it up.

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Independence, water tower implosion. You see the people in the house. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

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Eddie says it's great. Yeah. All right.

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Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We got it figured out.

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Just go ahead and sit in there. You have your pop tarts. No big deal. No big deal.

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You're sitting there looking at your window. Hey, hey, hey, Ma, leave me alone. Man, my pop tart. No, no, no.

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Ma, Ma, Ma, come here. Oh, shit.

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So anyhow, yeah, you know, interrupt your pop tarts pretty bad. So anyhow, RSS is so precise.

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You know, I was telling you about the cruise ship one and all that. Right. Right. Right.

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I can locate my house almost exact where it's at every time I download and I go there.

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South Kansas City. There I am. I see my downloads.

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So anyhow, so I looked at this and I know someone from my old jobs listening again because it popped up right there.

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So hey, guys, what the hell, man? You know, hey, just give me a call if you want to know what's going on.

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I'll tell you. OK. Give me a call. Say hey, Mark, old buddy, old pal. How you doing? All right.

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Or maybe you like my voice. Maybe you miss my voice. I don't know. Maybe it's that.

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Or, you know, I don't know what it is, but you know what? Hey, leave me alone. Quit listening to my shit.

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I don't care. No, no, no, no. Let them listen. No, I'm joking. I'm just letting them know again.

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I know they're listening. Last time I did that, they would. You know what? I'm not even going to get into it.

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Anyhow, I'm just having fun with them like I always have. I'm in such a great place that I'm doing so well at.

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I don't care. You know, it's fine. Everything worked out for everybody. Well, I think. Well, I don't know about them, but it worked out great for me.

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And I'm just having fun with this thing. But I just want to say hi to you guys. Hey, how y'all doing?

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Everything good? Everything good? You smiling? You waking up every day feeling good?

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All right. All right. We have quite a few emails this time around and really good ones as well.

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So I think the show emails are still it's still not working properly, I'd like to say.

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So I can't recover the ones that I briefly saw a few weeks ago just to let everybody know.

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But I have quite a few that did come out and they are some really good ones, Rob.

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So anyhow, we got a new me and Val got a new car. It's a Jeep also.

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This is a Renegade and I think I like it better than my Jeep.

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But anyhow, but you know what? It's her car. So you know what's great about it? I don't have to try to switch Bluetooth.

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You know what a pain in the ass it is? To switch a Bluetooth in a car.

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Yeah, it takes like a rain dance, three years and a couple of prayer vigils to change your fucking Bluetooth from one car to another.

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So, you know, she loves her new car. And I thought, you know what? It's going to work out perfectly.

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I may like that. I may like that Renegade a little bit better than mine.

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But here's the deal. I don't have to switch the Bluetooth. So I'm good. I'm good with it.

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And okay, so anyhow, I have an addition to make here.

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I was reminded we were talking about Harriet Truman, right? And I was telling you that a lot of emails came out, right?

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And I was talking about Truman, Harry Truman on the last broadcast.

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Okay, so I was reminded about former president Harry S. Truman was Truman was spotted at Dixon's Chili in Independence every other day.

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You know what I'm talking about, right? It was his famous chili. He's all over the wall.

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He loves that place or love that place. Dixon's, which is still there, serves the same recipe from back then.

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I've not been there in quite a while, but it's my understanding that they now have Taco Tuesday.

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That means you can have you. You can have all you can eat tacos for a certain price, unless COVID might have killed that too.

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But not to my knowledge, I think it still goes on. But anyhow, Truman's was nuts over that chili.

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And the word is he had it shipped to the White House and probably his vacation home, the little White House in Key West, too.

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But you go into Dixon's Chili, the original one, there's one in Lee's Summit, I think, if it's still there.

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And I think it's owned by someone else and people I haven't eaten there at all. But people claim to not like it as well.

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But I know the original one on 40 Highway there in Independence, you go in there and they have like 100 pictures of Truman there with a bowl of chili.

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And you've been in there, right? And seen them?

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Yeah, yeah, I have. It's been years.

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Yeah. Well, anyhow, this this guy, I can't find the email. I can't remember his name, but he's obviously from around the Kansas City area.

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He said, hey, you didn't go into Dixon's Chili. And that's true. I forgot. So I'm sorry. But Dixon's Chili was a big spot for him.

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And anyhow, just look it up if you get a chance. Dixon's Chili, Harry S. Truman or whatever. Google it. Call Siri, you know, whatever.

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OK. And finally, Cherry RC Cola is back and available in 18 packs.

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And along with brand new RC Cola Zero. Now, I've been a fan of RC Cola and some of you, we talked about this ever since I was a little bitty shit.

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I found it is. Yeah, it is a great alternative to Coke and Pepsi and Dr. Pepper, right?

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It was like in between. Yeah, it was like in between. Yeah, I love it.

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And so anyhow, the RC was almost vanished until they brought back the retro design on the cans and bottles.

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It's primarily blue with a red classic RC logo surrounded by white.

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I took interest in it because of the retro design. It reminded me of when I was younger and sipping it on a hot sunny day.

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You know, the retro design just brought me back. The retro can was supposed to last for a limited time, but has been used now for around six years.

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And I'm thinking it's because they're rolling out new products and bringing back old ones with they actually have a shelf space and aisle space at Wal-Mart.

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They are back officially because before you could find like maybe one or two packs hidden way in the back of the of the soda pop section at Wal-Mart or price chopper or, you know, or wherever.

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Right. Well, now they have it in the middle of the aisle, its own its own area.

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And it has all RC products, which also included like I think it was Sunkist and maybe A&W or something like that, root beer or cream sodas and stuff like that.

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But it's cool because they're like coming back to legitimacy now.

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I don't know what place they are in in the soda pop market. Some would tell me that they're still way back there, but they got the first started.

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And, you know, they took over Penn State. They took that over from Pepsi.

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I saw where Coca-Cola is going back to Costco in the summer sometime.

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Pepsi seems to be kind of floundering. And RC took over the Pepsi account.

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All the Penn State, Pennsylvania State University took took over all of that.

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And now RC has got decent shelf space in the aisle at Wal-Mart.

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So this is interesting. Remember I said I thought it could come back because of the new, you know, the new old labels drew such interest.

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Well, it looks like that's what's happening because you couldn't find it for years.

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I mean, you'd have to look. A lot of stores didn't even bother with it. They didn't even carry it.

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I don't know if they even had like a bottling company carrying them around here like they had to get them somewhere else or something,

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because you could only really get them at high distribution stores like Wal-Mart or something like that.

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Right. A lot of the local stores didn't have them like the Price Choppers and Hy-Vees didn't have them for a long time.

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Well, now they're taking up premium space in one of the largest retailers in the world, Wal-Mart.

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It's going to be interesting to see to see where it goes, because everybody I talk to like you and anyone else don't have a problem with RC.

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They're like, oh, yeah, I remember that. I used to drink it. It's good.

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I'm taking one of them. It's red one time. RC topped. Was it Pepsi?

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It moved up in the rankings.

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Oh, here recently or from before?

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Well, no, this was a while back.

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It was like from number three to number two or something like that.

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They lost their distributorship. I don't know.

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Or I think they were sold a couple of times. But now whoever owns them has really got their eye on the dot.

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They're like, you know, we're going to we think we can make this thing much bigger.

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We think we can be a force to be reckoned with in the soda pop market.

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And the new RC Zero is a really cool can.

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It's like the original can looks just like RC, but underneath it's got this black black and white lettering that says zero.

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You have to look at it very close. Otherwise, you're going to think it's regular RC.

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Just like Coca-Cola does with zero and just like Pepsi does with zero.

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All the cans look almost identical to the regular soda.

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It's something like that because they're all doing it now.

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The the the zero cans look almost identical to the regular cans with corn syrup.

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So anyhow, so you know what? I hope they serve RC Cola at the Superdome. Don't you?

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Yeah, yeah. I think everybody down there in New Orleans deserves an RC Cola while watching the Chiefs.

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Don't you?

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Definitely.

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Yeah, yeah. I would love to see everybody with RC Cola.

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That's where I lived when I first started drinking it.

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Yeah, you know, like he hate me. I would like to see like Jones rip off the back.

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His name off the back and it says RC Cola instead of Jones. Wouldn't that be cool?

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Oh, there you go. There you go. Yeah, that'd be cool.

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You're welcome RC Cola or whoever owns you. All right, Rob, we turn to you.

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Hey, did you like the Final Destination movies?

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Yes.

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Oh, yeah, I did too. Well, Final Destination is coming back after a 14 year hiatus.

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The new installment.

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Final Destination Bloodlines, aka Final Destination 6, which is set to be released this year.

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While we're still waiting for a full trailer, the official social media account for the movie has released a short teaser

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that has whole fans speculating about what it could mean.

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With the brief message, this one's for the fans, the video shows an anonymous turning ceiling fan

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with various clanging chains hanging around it.

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We know it's not paying tribute to any past death in the franchise,

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The filmmakers decide to pull a stunt to secure the job at the end of their virtual meeting with New Line executives

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creating pre-recorded footage and visual effects that take their deaths through the Zoom call.

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I like the modern edge.

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Yeah, yeah. The film's synopsis reads,

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In the 1960s, a grandmother predicts the collapse of a building and saves a group of people from death.

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and later begins to realize that there is a sequence.

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Final Designation 6 is releasing in theaters and on IMAX, May 16, 2025.

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Nice. Okay.

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May 16.

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So, about the time I get back from my cruise, it'll be out.

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Sounds good to me. The weekend after. Yeah. I'll do with that.

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Right on.

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Yeah, that sounds good.

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I like those movies.

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I did too. I thought they were very well done. I love the storyline, everything about them.

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Cool. Thank you, Rob. That's good to know.

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Let's take our first break and like I said, I got some emails and then maybe we could go into our list that.

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Okay. All right. Sounds good. Oh, I also have Ask Patlins. If we get to them today, great. If not, we'll do them later.

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So, anyhow, we'll be right back.

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Now, I was requested a tour of the Talk is Cheap Studio.

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Why someone wants to see this? We have no idea.

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Come on in. The door is open.

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Oh, hey guys. Come on in. I've been expecting you.

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Now, look at this. I have this false staff sign. It's probably from the 1940s or 50s. And I have this Kansas City Chiefs wine for the last two Super Bowls that they won.

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And I hope I get another one. Over here, I have my fuck off sign, my on air sign, and my Saturn sign, and my skull sign.

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And look at that. It's a boss poster and RC and Yimling. This shit is so cool, man. Don't you guys think it's cool?

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Damn it, guys. Who the hell made us come through this, any of you? This guy's an idiot. Let's get the hell out of here. Shit.

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Harambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore.

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You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

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Well, it's because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking on her phone.

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Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder, or any other show anymore. Sorry, Harambe.

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Two Dish Bags and Microphone is the only podcast available anywhere with gusto. That's right, I said gusto. Gusto is a magical ingredient in Schlitzbeer that makes it so damn delicious. So enjoy a little gusto from your podcast today.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. The brand new Charles and Charge reboot is the only show available all week.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Hi all, this is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse. Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

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You ever consider just going to Ground Zero and saying fuck it? Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer, guessing whether water is not contaminated or not? No food, no shelter, no nothing.

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Oh no, there's a strong argument that says, you know what, let's just go to Ground Zero and see what's for us after. Just a thought.

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Why, what a burger, you say? Well, because what a deep-fried crispy chicken nugget just didn't have the right ring.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Why can't I use my toaster to toast ravioli? Or how about marshmallows? Man, this is bullshit.

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Two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright. We have some, we'll get them later. Okay, we have some emails.

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Yeah, yeah, let's hear the emails.

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Yeah, yeah, we'll get the ass paddling later or maybe the next show. There's, we still got the, you know what, I'll go into it later. Okay.

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Actually, I gotta say, the emails have gotten to be my favorite part of the show.

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Me too, and these are fucking awesome.

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They really have.

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Now, I don't know when these came to me, because like I said, the emails screwed up. So, this could have been from two months ago.

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So, if you hear them now and I'm just now answering them, I just now got them, so I apologize. So, okay, so I'll start with the first one.

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Mark and Rob, just wanted to see what are your plans for the podcast that will replace the sports bastards, the NFL show.

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Okay, the season's almost over. It's Topher and I, actually. Rob doesn't do it because he just knows the Chiefs and nothing else, right?

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Pretty much, yeah. I mean, I watch some, just not like you guys.

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Yeah, so. I know all the stats and stuff.

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Yeah, and Topher and I go in depth to it, so Rob chooses to sit it out, and that's fine, and I get it, because I would too.

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Well, plus I'm working that day, just like music creeps.

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Yeah, yeah, so he has his input on music creeps, and he's good with that. So, it's Topher and I, but we don't know yet. We'll figure it out.

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We will likely do a draft special, and then wait for September to roll around. And so, Rothland in West Palm Beach, thank you.

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West Palm Beach is great. I've been there several times. I love it. I love Red Reef Beach. That's a great place.

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Except for that resort that kicked me out because I accidentally walked on their land on the beach. Fuck them.

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So, anyhow. And then when the 20 twerkers came by and ruined my sunset. 20 teenage twerkers.

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I'm sitting around the bench, and I'm sitting there watching the sunset, and all of a sudden I hear all these footsteps of people howling.

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And it was 20 teenagers, male and female, fucking twerking, and interrupted my sunset. So that was bad too. But other than that, I loved it.

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Okay. Robin Mark, do you have any lists for me? Ronnie and Tulsa.

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Oh shit.

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I know.

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Yeah, yeah, I got that. Hey, we're going to get together tomorrow night. Let's stay inside. We'll talk about Ronnie.

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Ronnie, give us a little bit. We'll come out with some stuff. That fucker. He just got us.

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Yeah. Sally.

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Thank you, Tulsa King.

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We've been too busy concentrating on his. We forgot.

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I know.

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We forgot about Gory Marge. Okay.

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That's funnier than hell. He just turned the table on us.

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Okay. Did you say Rob is recording on the podcast with a call in Bluetooth?

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I mean, he sounds louder than Mark most times. Craig in Minneapolis.

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Yeah, we know this. We spoke about it. Rob actually said that it sounded like he was yelling and it kind of did. For some reason this microphone.

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You have adjusted it. I've noticed it.

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Yeah, I've moved the Bluetooth back and I've adjusted the microphone to omni sound. So it's got 3D sound, if you will.

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And also whenever I run this through the program, I normalize it to try to bring it to podcast standards, whatever that is.

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So there are several things that I'm doing. But for some reason, this microphone likes to pick up that Bluetooth better than me.

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So I don't know why. You wouldn't think it would, but it does. So, okay.

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All right. Mark.

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The last couple of shows we've adjusted it and I think it sounds better. It doesn't sound like it's screaming.

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I would agree. It sounds considerably better. And we're still fine tuning everything.

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When we go to video, I think I'm going to have to change the program anyhow to a little bit more complicated one. And that will make it sound much better.

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So it's just a lot of work and I never really wanted to get that far into that work. But I guess I'm going to have to. So anyhow, we'll worry about that when it comes up here.

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Okay, Mark, you keep saying the older recorded parodies that you plan on re-recording them for more consistent quality.

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I turn people onto your show, but they complain about one segment being almost a whisper and one so loud it hurts your ears.

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I'm not taking a dump on you. Just letting you know. Sue and St. Pete.

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Sue, you're right. And this goes back to what I just said. We're working progress.

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We're working on the sound, yes.

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Yeah. I mean, everything is baby steps, man. You know, we both have lives. We have jobs. We have family. We have other obligations.

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I mean, like we spent just most of my weekend. I got one more day, thank God.

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Most of our weekend hunting down another vehicle because Val's Jeep was starting to falter pretty bad and we didn't feel comfortable putting that much money into it. So we had to get a new one.

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So that took up two days and then switching the insurance over and all that shit. So, you know, I mean, this is life stuff. Rob is looking for a vehicle too.

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This is stuff that takes time. And then this is our hobby project. And I mean, it's not on the back burner. It's just that you can only divide your time up so much.

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So we're working on it. And I know this is probably said a while ago. We've been addressing this for the last month, month and a half.

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We've been addressing this and this is probably an old email. So, Sue, I think that's what it is.

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Was it Sue? Let me see here. Sue and St. Peter. Yeah.

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Yeah. Sue, thank you for your interest. We're working on it. Okay. So thank you. I appreciate it. And thanks for letting me know you're not taking a shit on it. That means the world.

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Right. Yes. Yeah.

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Because there's some people out there that is just in the world to motherfuck you. Whatever your joy is, they want to stomp on it and take a dump on it. So thank you for not doing that. We're working on it.

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All right. This is an interesting email. I have the two most interesting ones right here, Rob.

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I'm scared.

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This one I love. This Mitch in Springfield. He's written before. Remember him?

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Oh Mitch. Yes.

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Yeah. Yeah. He's always got some weird shit. Now this is no different.

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I like him.

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I love him too. I wish he'd call him that like the other ones are going to. But anyhow, okay. Mark, did Hardee's used to sell fried chicken? Yeah, they did. They did. Yes.

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Did you like them?

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I don't really remember. It wasn't bad. It was a tad. Okay. I think I do remember getting them a couple of times. I remember it. Yeah.

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Okay. Yeah. I think they were pretty good. They just quit selling them one day. And when we went to Hardee's, I don't know, you got a biscuit or something. You know, they had great breakfast. Is there any around still? I don't even know if there's any around still.

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I know the one here at the lake shut down a few years ago.

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There's one on 103rd Metcalfe because I had to go over there the other day for some Dave's Hot Chicken and get my hair cut. That one's still open. So yeah, their chicken was good. Have you ever had their biscuits? Yes. Do you like them? Yes. You Rob?

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They're good. They were pretty good. They made them from scratch every day. I do remember that. And they were fluffy and buttery. Yeah. They were good. Yeah. Okay. They were good size too. Yeah, they were. I liked them. And I liked their chicken and chicken and cheese breakfast biscuit. Do you remember that one?

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Yeah. Yeah. That was my favorite. Yeah, that was really, really good. So yeah. And Rob, this one's for you. Rob, do you like butterscotch? Mitch and Springfield.

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I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have to say yes. Okay. I really want to know. I grew up. I grew up. Every time I would go to grandma, she would have the butterscotch candy. So did mine, the one from here.

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But then, you know, I do get into like Kahlua and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. I like butterscotch. Okay. Grandma Hazel from here. She had butterscotch all the time and she was really high on them. I didn't really like them at all. But they were like the Brocks hard candy that you used to go in with a scoop and buy by the pound. Remember them? Yeah. Yeah. And that's probably what you had too, wasn't it? The butterscotch of those?

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Yeah. Yeah. It was just a little stable hard candy. Yeah. You take a scoop at, I don't know, Woolworth or Venture or something like that. Google it. And you take that scoop and you dip in there and you grab butterscotch or sometimes they were assorted or chocolate and they're called Brocks. B-R-A-H-S? Was that it? Yes. Yes. Okay. And they had different flavors. They were all hard candy. I think they had a little bit of soft candy.

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Most of them were hard candy. And it was like a big thing back then. Mitch, why in the hell do you care if Rob likes butterscotch? I just want to know. Email me back. What an odd question.

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I think that's a good question. Okay. I'm sorry. Mitch, you've written him with a lot of good ones. I'm not taking a dump on you. I just like to... Hey, hey, hey. He might be taking Valentine's Day's coming. Okay. Mitch, are you going to send him some butterscotch?

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Hey, hey, hey. Don't spoil his friend. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Mitch, I'm out of this. This is between you and Rob. I'm very sorry. I did not mean to stick my beak in. I'm sorry. All right. If you hear my dogs howling, there's a fucking coyote out there in our front yard and the bastard won't leave. And I can't shoot a gun here in town. So, okay.

368
00:40:44,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Right. Yeah. And I don't have any fireworks. So, it's going to just stand out there and look in my window and piss my dogs off for all night probably. So, okay. And this one is really good, Rob. I would like to have a special kick in the ass instead of an ass patling to Stuart from Wichita. Thank you, Jerry from Park City.

369
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Park City is the north side of Wichita. Stuart from Wichita. Yes. Okay. So, okay, Rob. Correct me if I'm wrong on this. We don't just blindly kick someone in the ass, right?

370
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:33,000
No, but I like you. I do too. I do too. But we need proof of said ass kicking as needed. Yes. Yes. Yes. We just don't throw our ass kickings out willy-nilly.

371
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:47,000
That was an email, wasn't it? Yeah, it was an email. Yeah. Okay. Jerry, here's what the deal is. The ass kicking is in a holding facility until burden of proof is satisfied, right?

372
00:41:47,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Yes. Okay. Then there's an appeal time frame in which Stuart from Wichita can respond. Isn't that fair? Right? Yes. Okay. So, this... That had just happened before.

373
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Yes. So, we have the ass kicking in a holding facility right now. It's just sitting there waiting to kick somebody's ass. Now, you're saying that Stuart from Wichita needs it, Jerry from Park City.

374
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:24,000
So, we need the burden of proof of why he needs it. We need solid proof that he needs a kick in the ass. And then how long do we give? Two weeks for response time for an appeal?

375
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:40,000
If I remember right, yeah. Because I think one of the Springfield... some guys in Springfield first mentioned that. Yes. Yeah, it was. Yep. Yeah. And we set the rules there.

376
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Yeah. Yeah. We don't blindly kick someone in the ass. Wait. Wait. No. We got a half week. So, okay. So, then us and myself and Rob will decide the severity of the ass kicking if needed.

377
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:11,000
The ass kicking will be administered if needed as phase one, which is the lesser the kickings. Phase two is what we call the red button with a 30 minute no sit time frame. And phase three, ass kicking, which is an all out destruction of one's ass.

378
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Please respond with proof of the needed ass kicking. Thank you, Jerry.

379
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Yes.

380
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Okay. So, Jerry, it's up to you. The burden of proof has to be satisfied before we're going to administer the ass kicking to Stuart.

381
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Now, Stuart might come back and say, you need the ass kicking. And then the burden of proof is going to be on him.

382
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:45,000
And then if it looks like a tie, Rob and I will have a special counsel. We're going to sit down and we're going to look over the facts and try to figure out who really gets the ass kicking.

383
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:51,000
And then at that time, because we wasted so much time, we're going to go to phase three and the destruction of your ass.

384
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Yeah. Yeah. We're just going to destroy both your asses for wasting our time.

385
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Yeah, for wasting our time. So, Jerry, if you want to back off on that, we're okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, Jerry. Okay.

386
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:13,000
And Stuart, if you want to send in something, proofing your innocence, we're welcome to that too. We're open to it.

387
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We want to hear it. Yeah, we want to hear it. Why does? Why does Stuart from Wichita need an ass spanking?

388
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I mean, you know, or no, no, an ass kicking, not a spanking. He doesn't want the paddling. He wants an ass kicking, a kick in the ass.

389
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:39,000
So, all right. Rob, do you want to go to the top seven series of our all time? For Ronnie from Tulsa, the Tulsa King?

390
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Sure. All right. Rob, be my guest.

391
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Okay. Number seven, I had to go with Hee Haw.

392
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Oh, that's a good one. Hee, Hee, Haw, Haw, Haw.

393
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I grew up watching it with my dad. And if I wasn't with mom and dad, I was at grandma and grandpa's farm watching the greenipal.

394
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You met another. You were gone. Remember that one?

395
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Yeah. Yeah. I've been seeing things on Facebook about Hee Haw.

396
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,000
That was classy. I loved it. And remember the board that used to hit people in the ass?

397
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Oh, yeah. I loved that.

398
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:31,000
And Uncle Jerry or something, the word, the bibs. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. Okay. Go ahead. Sorry.

399
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Okay. And coming in number six, another show that takes me back to my childhood at the same time period.

400
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Okay.

401
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Mutual of Omaha's animal kingdom.

402
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Marlon Perkins. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I loved that show.

403
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:02,000
And every week, honestly, that was the only time, only hour of the week I would shut up as a kid.

404
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Wow. While I was watching that show.

405
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Nice. I was a dude on the animals to learn about as a kid.

406
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Okay. Yeah, I did too. I loved that show and it could have easily made my top seven, but I didn't think about it.

407
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Yeah. Number five, Gunsmoke.

408
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh, I got that one on mine too. So, yeah.

409
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Yes. We were watching it.

410
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Yeah, that was so good. The Lauren Green and Michael Landon and man, there's a bunch of people on that one.

411
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Anyhow.

412
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Yeah. See, that was the good thing about living in dope. You were in South Kansas City. My parents had the farm just outside Harrisville.

413
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
So I had the city and the country.

414
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah. Yeah.

415
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000
That's kind of why I am who I am, you know.

416
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:05,000
I think that's why we're all good, Rob. We had a little bit of both. We were shook up in a little globe.

417
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Yeah.

418
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Now we're weird.

419
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Country and city. Yep.

420
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yep.

421
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Cass County makes weird people. We know this. So there you go. Anyhow, go ahead.

422
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Number four, Don't Shoot Me.

423
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Wow. Oh my gosh.

424
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying don't shoot me.

425
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:36,000
No, you're not talking about the old show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was called Just Shoot.

426
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
No, no, no.

427
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
I'm telling you not to shoot me.

428
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Okay. Sorry.

429
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Because it's Roseanne.

430
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Oh. No, that was a great show.

431
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Yeah. I mean, I liked it. It was small town living.

432
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
It was Just Shoot Me.

433
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000
And it was more like real life, you know.

434
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Okay. The program was Just Shoot Me. That's what I was thinking. Anyhow, go ahead.

435
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Yeah. Yeah. But no, no. I was just telling you, please don't shoot me.

436
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Okay.

437
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I'm telling you, Roseanne.

438
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I'm glad you didn't pick Just Shoot Me. That show sucked. Anyhow, go ahead.

439
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Okay. Number three. I have to go swamp people.

440
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Oh, wow. Yeah. That was good.

441
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:28,000
That's something that I would like to try and do is alligator fish.

442
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:37,000
I think I would get enjoyment out of it. And I think that's the country part of me coming out. I don't know.

443
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Probably. Probably.

444
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I don't know. I could leave it on my TV 24-7.

445
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Rob, I got a suggestion for you. Okay.

446
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Yeah.

447
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,000
So if you take a cruise out of New Orleans, which you can. Okay.

448
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Yeah.

449
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:59,000
And from there, go to Meditory or Lake Ponchaton. Ponchatron, not Ponchaton. Ponchatron.

450
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:05,000
And do the alligator tour. It's really cool. There are several of them.

451
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Right.

452
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,000
And it's really neat. You get up close with the alligators. They throw marshmallows in there.

453
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
And the alligators, they throw eggs and they come up and they grab them.

454
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:19,000
And you get a really good, really good view of them. You get to look them in the eyes.

455
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
They're really kind of scary looking, but it's really cool.

456
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,000
There's a huge one out there that we got to witness, man. This guy was huge.

457
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
And anyhow, do it if you get a chance.

458
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Oh, I'd love to. I would love to.

459
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
It's worth it.

460
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Okay. Number two. Gilligan's Island.

461
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Almost picked him. Almost picked him.

462
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:52,000
The reason Gilligan's Island, because it reminds me so much of me and my dad.

463
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
And that's about how we got along.

464
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Skipper and Gilligan?

465
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Yeah, and he dumped me upside the head when I needed him.

466
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Skipper! Gilligan! I love that classic stuff.

467
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,000
That was me and my dad. My dad was in the Navy.

468
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Very cool. Yeah.

469
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,000
I love that. I love the reasoning and everything. I totally get that.

470
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Okay, my number one, I think anybody that knows me knows this is going to be a given.

471
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Dukes and hazards.

472
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Oh, wow. They could have been on my top seven, but I didn't think about them either.

473
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:44,000
For me, yeah. I wish they'd bring the reruns back. I wish they'd allow them back on TV.

474
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah, I wish they would too, actually.

475
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Okay, mine are a little bit different. I have a lot more newer ones and a couple of odd ones on here.

476
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:04,000
I only have like two. Yeah, probably one. You know what, I'll just go into it.

477
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:11,000
My number seven is the series Oz on HBO. You ever see that?

478
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Okay, yes. Yeah, I've seen like two episodes, I think.

479
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:24,000
That shit was so hardcore, it about changed you. I mean, it was like fucking freaky.

480
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Great acting, really scary, really, ugh. Just mind-boggling. Mind-boggling.

481
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Number six, I want a more light-hearted, and that's Ted Lasso. Have you ever watched that?

482
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
No, I have not watched that one.

483
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
It might be on Paramount. You have Paramount, right?

484
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Yeah, yeah, I like Paramount.

485
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Look it up. It's really funny, it's really good, and I don't know how else to describe it.

486
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:04,000
It's a niche program. It's really kind of Kansas City based in a lot of areas. It's really good.

487
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000
I love it, and I loved it enough to put it number six, and it's still going on right now.

488
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
They're still making new episodes.

489
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Number five, Game of Thrones. That thing.

490
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:22,000
I have never watched the sequel episode. Yes, I'm one of them.

491
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Okay, no, that's fine. That's fine. I mean, I know people who haven't watched it.

492
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000
It may not be for everybody.

493
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
I probably should.

494
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
It's really good. I think you'd like it.

495
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
That's the Duke's end to it.

496
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Oh, yeah, oh, the Duke is? Okay, there you go. Ask her about it.

497
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

498
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,000
It is really, really good. It's well written. It's very thrilling. It's good.

499
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Yeah, he's big into the viking stuff like that.

500
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Yeah, it's got a little bit of everything in there for you. It's fantastic.

501
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Number four, Diner Dives and Drive Thru's. Or is it Dives Diners and Drive Thru's?

502
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Whatever it is. Guy Ferry.

503
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Okay, okay, okay.

504
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I love that show.

505
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Wow.

506
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Every time it's on, I can't put it down.

507
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:16,000
I'm like, oh, I gotta go mow the lawn. Four hours later, if it's like, you know, it usually runs in blocks.

508
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000
And they're watching it. Oh my God. Hey, Val, come here. Look at this barbecue in Memphis, man.

509
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Come here. Look at this. It's right on Beale Street, man. We walked by it before.

510
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:31,000
You know, look at those fucking blocks of those burnt ends. Geez, man. The guy put his fork right, you know.

511
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Anyhow, it is food porn and I fucking love it. It's great stuff.

512
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000
So, anyhow.

513
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
It's funny how times change.

514
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:47,000
It is. It is. Everybody knows it's like Diner Dives and Drive Thru is fucking great. So, anyhow.

515
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Number three, Gunsmoke.

516
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000
That's a fucking fantastic show. Fantastic show.

517
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Lauren Green, Michael Landon, I can't think the other all-star cast. A lot of people got their start there.

518
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Lauren Green, Michael Landon, I can't think of who.

519
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:11,000
There's a couple other big names that got their start there, too. And it was just a great show about the Western, the Ponderosa.

520
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:17,000
You know, it's just fantastic. It's black and white. I think they did colorize it later.

521
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:24,000
But, man, if you ever want to just find an old show that's really, really good. We're talking like the 50s and 60s.

522
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Dial in Gunsmoke. Take a look at that. If you don't know it, you know, just try to take a look at it. See what it is. It's good.

523
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Number two is Breaking Bad.

524
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
That thing is a masterpiece.

525
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,000
I did not get into it. I, I, yeah.

526
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Did you try to? Is that it?

527
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
No, I just didn't want to.

528
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Oh, oh, oh, okay.

529
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Because I knew what it was about.

530
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Okay, okay. Got it. Got it. Read you.

531
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Okay, we'll move right along.

532
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Number one, and people that know me, know me.

533
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
The Sopranos.

534
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:12,000
That thing was just one of the best shows ever written.

535
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,000
It was, it was just, it was a masterpiece.

536
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:22,000
The acting on it was insanely good.

537
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000
It came at you from all different angles.

538
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,000
It, everything meant something.

539
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:39,000
They never did have one episode, one, one shot in the show that didn't lead to something else or didn't have a subliminal type of meaning to it.

540
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
David Chase was just masterful at what he did.

541
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:52,000
This was a show that there's this mob boss, mean guy, did terrible things to people.

542
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000
But this show made you feel sorry for him.

543
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
You made, you made him, it made you think like he was a victim.

544
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:05,000
You know, and also Gandolfini, James Gandolfini was so masterful at it too.

545
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Edie Falco was even better.

546
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I mean, it was just like the writing and the acting and the skill on that show.

547
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:19,000
And like I said, everything meant something subliminal or leading to something else.

548
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,000
And it shows you the before, during, and after effects of so many different things.

549
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,000
It shows you how ruthless people can be.

550
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,000
It shows you how nice people can become ruthless.

551
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000
It shows you how ruthless people can become nice.

552
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
It shows you how some people are chaotic.

553
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
It shows you how some people have no pattern.

554
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Some people are sociopaths and don't know it.

555
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Some people are in reveling.

556
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
It's just, it's a masterful show.

557
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
And if you don't watch it, I think you're missing out.

558
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
If you don't ever try to watch it.

559
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,000
You might think that anyone that watches it truly will be a fan of it.

560
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
So anyhow, that's my number one.

561
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
So, alright.

562
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
I do agree, sir.

563
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Yeah, I do, you know.

564
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000
I've heard you talk about it too many times.

565
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Yeah, that show is amazing.

566
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Amazing.

567
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Alright, should we take our second break and then we're going to come back with something you want to talk about?

568
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Does that sound good?

569
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Sounds good.

570
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Alright, we'll be right back.

571
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Yes, it's true.

572
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Mark is an old bastard.

573
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,000
It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

574
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:32,000
But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen,

575
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,000
it's obviously fake and you're to take the pictures and tear them up immediately.

576
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

577
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

578
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Real hilarity.

579
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:52,000
You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School.

580
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Two Shirley temples and a bottle of scotch will be right back.

581
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Two douchebags and a microphone, as entertaining as a botulism burp.

582
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Introducing Rob Radd's new book, How to Track Your Enemy by Scent.

583
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000
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584
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:26,000
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585
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Also receive a free copy of his new book, How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food.

586
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Strange, but true.

587
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Japanese soldier Ishiiwaki Iwano was presumed dead after World War II

588
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
and declared deceased in 2000.

589
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Unbeknownst to his family, he had settled in Ukraine,

590
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
married to have three children and built a new life.

591
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,000
In 2006, feeling homesick after six decades,

592
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,000
83-year-old Ishiiwaki returned to Japan with his son,

593
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:04,000
reunited with a surviving family for the first time since the war.

594
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Tomorrow morning, while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte,

595
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,000
remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

596
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,000
It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery?

597
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Stay safe everyone!

598
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

599
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
It moves everybody. It can be cornice and a bumper crop.

600
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Everybody can have as much as I want.

601
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Yay!

602
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Hello, this is Satan.

603
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,000
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

604
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than

605
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:51,000
listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

606
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:56,000
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

607
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Enjoy.

608
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Two douchebags in a microphone! I'm Mark in Kansas City and...

609
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,000
I'm Rob in Kansas in Missouri.

610
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
There you go.

611
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000
So, Rob, we turn to you.

612
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Okay, well, I've been noticing we have a lot of female listeners.

613
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Mm-hmm.

614
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
I'm very proud of that. I'm very proud of that.

615
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Through the emails, you know, and I personally have some female friends and family that listen.

616
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Awesome.

617
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:56,000
So, ladies, this story's for you.

618
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Most guys ain't gonna care.

619
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Few people know that Barbie has parents.

620
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Hm.

621
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
And wonder why we've never seen them.

622
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,000
How do they get parents with a bald smoothie? I don't get that.

623
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
How about any of them?

624
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
How did they reproduce?

625
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
I told you. I told you it's a lady.

626
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Oh, okay, okay.

627
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Barbie, like most girlypops, has parents.

628
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:32,000
However, those who grew up playing with her might feel a little uneasy since we can't remember knowing.

629
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Our girl has not one but two parental figures in her life.

630
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:49,000
That's because her parents were originally only featured in the 1960s Barbie books written by Cynthia Lawrence and Betty Lou Maybe.

631
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:56,000
In the books, Barbie's parents are George Roberts and Margaret Rollins Roberts.

632
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:05,000
The 1960s books depict the Roberts family living in the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.

633
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:12,000
George works in their town as an engineer, and her mother is a homemaker.

634
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:18,000
The books also features Barbie's sisters, Skipper, Stacy, and Chelsea.

635
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,000
While Barbie's younger sister's name is Chelsea in the books,

636
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:35,000
the doll version of her has had several iterations including Shelly and Kelly in the 1990s and early 2000s.

637
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000
I didn't know Barbie had parents.

638
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
I didn't either.

639
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
I didn't know anybody at all.

640
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:48,000
But like I said, I've been thinking over it. We do have a lot of female listeners.

641
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
No, I think that's good.

642
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:55,000
I want to include them, and I think a Barbie story would include them.

643
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000
I think that's the way to go.

644
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:02,000
You see, Rob is your friend, ladies. He's your friend.

645
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
I mean, he's a fantastic guy.

646
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
I try. I try.

647
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:10,000
He's fucking handsome. Huge wiener. Huge wiener.

648
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:15,000
And he's got great ass cheek muscles from lifting steel.

649
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,000
He can crack a walnut with his ass cheeks. It's fantastic.

650
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Rob, will you crack one right now for the audience?

651
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000
No, not right now. Not right now.

652
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Okay. All right.

653
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
That's a little embarrassing.

654
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Okay. I'm sorry, Rob. I didn't mean to put you on the spot.

655
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,000
No, no. Now wait a second.

656
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,000
If we go on video, I guess mine.

657
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
There you go. And he wears his loincloth.

658
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000
If we go on video, I guess mine.

659
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:52,000
You do the podcast in your loincloth, don't you, the one that you did the calendar shoot for?

660
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Most times.

661
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Okay. There you go. All right.

662
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Most times.

663
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Yep. And in case you're wondering, no, there's nothing underneath the loincloth except Rob. So there you go.

664
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
It's a little chilly tonight, so I have on sweats.

665
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000
I understand. I understand.

666
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Yeah. Yeah.

667
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000
All right.

668
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000
I'm in on weather.

669
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Yes. All right.

670
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Let's do some Ask Paddly's because some of these are kind of dated.

671
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Okay. So we've got to get to them now.

672
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,000
Let's do it. I'm ready to put some good Ask Paddly's.

673
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:33,000
All right. Well, for those of you who do not know, because a lot of you do, because what I've been noticing and Rob noticing is we have people that email often.

674
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
We have people that listen to us all the time.

675
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
We have people that don't stray.

676
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
We have some solid fans so they know.

677
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:50,000
But for ones that don't know, this Ask Paddling came up a long time ago, Topher and I, when we were doing this show, instead of me and Rob.

678
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,000
And we were on vacation in Florida.

679
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000
We're walking on the beach.

680
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
The sun was rising.

681
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,000
The gentle breeze was blowing our hair back.

682
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,000
And I stubbed my toe on something.

683
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:08,000
And we're not holding hands. Rob and his brother, the Duke, say we're holding hands.

684
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000
But I'm saying two men can have a tender moment without holding hands.

685
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
But they don't believe it.

686
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000
We were not.

687
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:17,000
So we're walking along and all said, oh, man, oh, man, my toe.

688
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000
And Topher turned around and goes, hey, that looks like a genie bottle.

689
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
And I'm like, yeah, it was not.

690
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
And I look around and I'm like, hey, that looks like a genie bottle.

691
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
He goes, oh, no shit.

692
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:30,000
So I go over there, toe hurting and all, bleeding a little bit.

693
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:34,000
I pop the cork out and out comes a genie.

694
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
And the genie was very condescending.

695
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,000
He hated us.

696
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,000
He couldn't stand us.

697
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,000
He thought we were Neanderthals.

698
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
And he was probably right.

699
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000
So anyhow, we go, ha, ha, we get three wishes.

700
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,000
And he rolls his eyes.

701
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
No, you don't.

702
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
He goes, you watch too much TV.

703
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000
You get one wish and one wish only.

704
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
So I would pick large.

705
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000
I would go high.

706
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
I would aim high with this, guys.

707
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Like, I don't know, world peace.

708
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,000
The environment being good, no more disease, cancer's gone.

709
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I would go that route, guys.

710
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Topher and I looked at each other and said, hey, we want to be invisible so we can ass paddle people.

711
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
The genie very reluctantly, he rolled his eyes.

712
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
He said, very well.

713
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:19,000
You unleashed me, so I have to obey your command.

714
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:26,000
So once a month, you guys turn invisible and you can grab people and paddle them at will.

715
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:31,000
So this is Topher and I's monthly ass paddling that we have to people that need it.

716
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000
So I think we made the right choice.

717
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000
What do you think, Rob?

718
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Yes, yes.

719
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000
We did.

720
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Yeah, you made the best choice.

721
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Thank you, guys.

722
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Yeah, I feel great.

723
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Because now I get to enjoy it.

724
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Yes.

725
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
And people that need ass paddling, let's get them.

726
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,000
So anyhow, one of us, we're both invisible.

727
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000
One grabs a guy.

728
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Another guy takes Old Sparky.

729
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
This is a replica of Old Sparky.

730
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Old Sparky was the paddle that was administered to me several times at Cass Midway High School.

731
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:11,000
He is a rather large wooden object with a large handle on it and holes in it.

732
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,000
So you could get extra umph on your paddling.

733
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:20,000
And the holes left nice little rings on your ass cheeks and it hurt like hell.

734
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000
It stung.

735
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
That's what stung, yeah.

736
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
That's what you'll say.

737
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Well, the last I knew Old Sparky was hanging next to the football trophies in the main lobby when you walk into the building of Cass Midway.

738
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,000
He was hanging there with all of the state championships.

739
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
We had quite a few of them.

740
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000
And Old Sparky is right in the middle.

741
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000
They retired him and they went to something else.

742
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
But now I think they just like shake their finger at him.

743
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000
You know, you're bad or something.

744
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:53,000
So anyhow, the first one that gets the ass paddling this month is Houston Texans.

745
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,000
They get an ass paddling for whining about the officials.

746
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,000
They agree.

747
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
You agree?

748
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Yeah.

749
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Bunch of crybabies.

750
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Yeah.

751
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Yeah.

752
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Fuck you guys.

753
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Anyhow, you get an ass paddling.

754
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:16,000
So tomorrow when you guys all of a sudden get grabbed and get an ass paddling, there you go.

755
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
It's because of that.

756
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Next one, the air traffic controllers at Ronald Reagan for obvious reasons.

757
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Ronald Reagan Airport near the Potomac.

758
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Oh, yeah.

759
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Yeah.

760
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
Okay.

761
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Okay.

762
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Yeah.

763
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
I got a cool story.

764
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Well, I have a cool story.

765
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
It has to do with my work.

766
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Oh, okay.

767
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,000
Okay.

768
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
After the ass paddlers, we'll go straight into that.

769
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,000
Okay.

770
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,000
Yeah.

771
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Yeah.

772
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,000
I got a picture of my boss showing me on his phone.

773
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Oh, okay.

774
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000
About that.

775
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Okay.

776
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Sounds good.

777
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000
And it has to do with my work.

778
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Okay.

779
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Yeah.

780
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Go ahead.

781
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Okay.

782
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,000
We'll do the rest of the ass paddling.

783
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000
We'll go straight into that.

784
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000
Ticket scalpers.

785
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:03,000
For Super Bowl tickets so high they resemble Snoop Dogg.

786
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Yeah.

787
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,000
Ticket scalpers are able to what?

788
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Yeah.

789
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Oh, I agree.

790
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Yep.

791
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,280
So you ticket scalpers, if you've sold tickets and scalped them or if you're there right

792
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:18,200
now scalping them, you'll be grabbed up.

793
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:24,840
You'll be bent over one of our knees and you'll be spanked appropriately with old sparky replica.

794
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:33,400
So the next one, Troy Aikman gets an ass paddling and that's for as the refs are being wrong

795
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,440
comments.

796
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:42,040
And he should not make comments like that because he is a commentator and a commentator

797
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:45,040
is supposed to be not taking sides.

798
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,040
Neutral.

799
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,040
Neutral.

800
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:54,240
I know this was the Tex-Assens that when you're from, you played for Dallas and maybe you

801
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,280
have a little bit of, I don't know, loyalty to them.

802
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,160
Shut your mouth, blockhead.

803
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,160
You're an idiot.

804
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,160
All right.

805
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:05,560
So the next one, the Pro Bowl for being lame.

806
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,360
I mean, what else does he need to say?

807
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,920
It's flag football, glorified flag football with a bunch of stupid games in between and

808
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,200
a bunch of ha ha's and knee slapping.

809
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,200
This is the runner up fest.

810
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:21,680
Anybody that's not in the Super Bowl goes to this thing.

811
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,320
So it's the runner up fest.

812
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,360
Anyone that didn't quite make it, they're over there at the Pro Bowl right now going,

813
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:27,360
I'm the best.

814
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,360
I got the MVP.

815
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,360
Yeah.

816
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,360
Okay.

817
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,360
I got the MVP.

818
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,360
We'll take another ring, fuck face.

819
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,360
All right.

820
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,360
Yeah.

821
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:39,000
Next one, Cass County, Missouri for the stupid fireplace statue that is going to be torn down.

822
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000
They need it.

823
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,440
I think I need four or five ass paddlings in a row.

824
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,440
What do you think?

825
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,440
Okay.

826
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:47,440
Okay.

827
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,440
Okay.

828
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:49,440
I'll go ahead and say it.

829
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:50,440
Okay.

830
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,440
I'll go ahead and put it up for both.

831
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,440
Okay.

832
01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,440
All the same.

833
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,440
Yes.

834
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,440
All the same.

835
01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:58,440
All the same.

836
01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,440
Okay.

837
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:00,440
All the same.

838
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,440
As much as you talk about it, yeah.

839
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,440
I'll bring it.

840
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:03,440
Yeah.

841
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,440
All the same.

842
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,440
Okay.

843
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:06,440
Hall of Fame.

844
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,080
Cass County, Missouri is in the Hall of Fame for the fireplace statue.

845
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:13,680
And also, I think that they should get a paddle for every year that stupid statue's been out

846
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,280
there.

847
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,800
So you're in the Hall of Fame and you get, I don't know, 20 ass paddlings or however

848
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800
long that stupid statue.

849
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,280
We're going to look it up and we're going to find out.

850
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,260
And that's how many paddlings you get.

851
01:11:24,260 --> 01:11:26,360
So Cass County, I'm sorry for your ass.

852
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,360
So next one.

853
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:35,320
My ingrown toenail gets an ass paddling because it fucking hurts.

854
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:39,080
It might hurt me because it's on me, but it gets an ass paddling.

855
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,880
I don't know if an ingrown toenail has an ass, but I'll find it.

856
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:47,600
And I'm going to paddle it.

857
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,080
Next one.

858
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:53,000
Anyone who buys Super Bowl tickets unless they have an assigned seat and are wearing

859
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,520
red gets an ass paddling.

860
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,960
Agreed?

861
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:05,080
And then finally, we're going to go ahead and authorize a preemptive paddle to Tony

862
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:11,480
Romo and Jim Nance because we know they're going to need one sometime during the broadcast.

863
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:12,480
Agreed?

864
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,480
Oh yeah.

865
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:14,480
Oh yeah.

866
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,480
Oh yeah.

867
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:21,880
This is the first time ever we're doing a preemptive one, but this is a special occasion.

868
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,720
And my money goes on Tony.

869
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,600
Yeah, Tony will be the first.

870
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,600
Jim Nance.

871
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,240
Yeah, my money goes on Tony.

872
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:34,600
And also when Jim Nance is sucking up to the loser like he always does after he got done

873
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:40,480
like I don't know, two hours of motherfucking him, that's when he gets his ass paddling

874
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,420
when he's on TV sucking up to him.

875
01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:47,560
We grab him invisible and throw him across our knee and spank him.

876
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,000
All right.

877
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,600
And also he gets a preemptive one too.

878
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,040
He'll get both of them.

879
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:56,080
So and Tony Romo, we'll just paddle him the whole time until the Super Bowl is over.

880
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,840
How's that sound?

881
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:00,840
And that is it.

882
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,800
So we'll make him our Super Bowl celebration.

883
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,800
There we go.

884
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,160
That sounds great to me.

885
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:10,160
All right.

886
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:13,760
You know, Tony Romo never goes down there on the field because, you know, he's afraid

887
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,760
of Super Bowls.

888
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,720
Anyhow, I true.

889
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:22,480
No, no, he's used to players hitting.

890
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,840
That's right.

891
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,240
He's gun shy, isn't he?

892
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,240
Yeah.

893
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:32,320
All right, Rob, you had a story from your boss.

894
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,240
Oh, yeah, yeah.

895
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:41,720
You were talking about the unfortunate plane and helicopter crash.

896
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:42,720
Yes.

897
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:51,480
My boss, his son is a pilot.

898
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:57,800
And he sent him pictures from there.

899
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:07,840
And supposedly these pictures were on Fox News and they were live reports.

900
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:15,720
And what they were showing was the fire rescue and everybody arriving.

901
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:26,840
Well, we have a style of trailer that we sell to fire and rescue.

902
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:35,440
That my boss had a picture of one on scene on his phone.

903
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:42,720
And his son told him, he said, Dad, your guys trailers are all over this place.

904
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,720
Wow.

905
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:47,480
Did we make a ton of ice?

906
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:53,600
And he's actually given me an order for three of those trailers as he's showing me this

907
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,600
picture.

908
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,600
No kidding.

909
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:56,600
Yeah.

910
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:02,600
And the thing is, these trailers take a lot of parts.

911
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:06,720
To cut one out, you know, it takes a little time.

912
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,720
Well, you guys are.

913
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:12,560
If you're an average person, it takes like a half a day.

914
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:20,120
I've cut so many of these out, I don't even have to look at the list anymore.

915
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,200
And I always do everything in a certain order.

916
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,760
I could knock out three and a half a day.

917
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:27,760
That is really good.

918
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,640
Now, Rob, correct me if I'm wrong.

919
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:32,400
You're not just a production shop.

920
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,400
You're a custom shop also.

921
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,400
Yeah.

922
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,400
Yeah.

923
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:47,840
Because all these trailers, fire rescue trailers, we have what we call accessories.

924
01:15:47,840 --> 01:16:00,520
You can have a water, you can have motor mounts, which what they are is they're a double trailer.

925
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,600
They're kind of like a car hauler.

926
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:09,920
They can pull one of their small inflatable boats up on top, raise it up, and pull another

927
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:13,760
one underneath it.

928
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:20,640
And we can put tool mount toolboxes on them so they can carry equipment and all kinds

929
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:21,640
of stuff.

930
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:24,640
Yeah, they're one of our biggest sellers.

931
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:27,640
That sounds like a real cool trailer.

932
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:28,640
Yeah.

933
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,640
We've had Miami Dade buy some.

934
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:34,640
Yeah, we sell them all over.

935
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,680
Anybody that does water rescue.

936
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,360
No wonder you guys stay so busy.

937
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:40,360
That's why, right there.

938
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:41,360
Yeah.

939
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:42,360
Okay.

940
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:43,360
I was always wondering.

941
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,360
That's a lot of it.

942
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,360
Because right now, I believe that probably boat trailers-

943
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,360
Boat trailers, too.

944
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,360
Yeah, yeah.

945
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,360
I know you guys do.

946
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:56,400
But I mean, right now, a lot of times the economy gets funky, a new president comes

947
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,400
in.

948
01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:00,440
Everyone kind of holds back and holds their breath.

949
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,280
And so the sales get a little soft.

950
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:06,440
You guys are supplemented by trailers like that.

951
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:11,880
So you get like maybe government contracts per se or something like that, right?

952
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:15,040
Oh yeah, yeah.

953
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:19,840
We are known every year right before hurricane season.

954
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:24,880
We're already prepared to build a few.

955
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:25,880
Very cool.

956
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,880
No wonder they pay so well for that area.

957
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:37,480
They've been known to be used down in Louisiana, Texas, everywhere.

958
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,880
That's how come that shop pays so well for that area.

959
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:47,080
Because you know the area you're in does not pay nearly what you get, traditionally.

960
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,840
Right, right.

961
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,200
And the benefits are good, too.

962
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,200
That's because you guys have some really big-time clients.

963
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,200
Oh yeah, the benefits.

964
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,200
Yeah.

965
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,200
I got to give them credit.

966
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:59,960
They've really helped us out on that.

967
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:03,800
Well to sell on that level you have to have dependable, skilled people.

968
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,360
And that's how you keep them.

969
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:07,360
Yeah.

970
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:08,360
Wow, very cool.

971
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,360
Fancy.

972
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,360
Yeah, yeah.

973
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:11,360
Wow, I didn't know that.

974
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:15,720
I mean I knew what you did took a lot of skill, but man that just brings it to a whole other

975
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:16,720
ballpark, Rob.

976
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,720
Yeah, yeah.

977
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:22,240
I mean you take care of your employees, your employees are going to take care of you.

978
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,240
Yes.

979
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,240
And that's the way we work.

980
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,240
That's the way we run.

981
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:30,360
There's a lot of places that don't particularly believe in that.

982
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,920
And you know who you are.

983
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:35,480
So I'm glad that place does.

984
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:39,520
All right.

985
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,840
Well I got something kind of related about a tool that a guy ordered.

986
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,840
Want to hear about it?

987
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:45,840
Yeah, sure.

988
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:46,840
Okay.

989
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:50,900
A man was shocked after he ordered a drill from AliExpress.

990
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:55,880
Well this is allegedly, and received a photograph of the tool instead.

991
01:18:55,880 --> 01:19:04,080
In November 2024 Sylvester Franklin 68 ordered the DIY appliance and a pressure washer for

992
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:07,680
$40 from the budget online store.

993
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:13,320
On December 9th the package arrived and instead of a new drill and pressure washer, the retiree

994
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:18,520
received a picture of the drill and a screw.

995
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:21,280
A picture of the drill and a screw Rob.

996
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,320
Instead of the actual part.

997
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:28,960
He said he has complained to AliExpress but has still not received a refund.

998
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:33,200
Sylvester, a former mechanic and repairman from Savannah, Georgia said, I paid around

999
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,200
$40.

1000
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,280
All I got given was a picture of the drill and a screw.

1001
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:38,280
I was very upset.

1002
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:39,280
That's fucked up.

1003
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:44,160
A picture of the drill and a screw.

1004
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,960
Someone's warped down there.

1005
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:46,960
Allegedly.

1006
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:50,240
I contacted them for a refund straight away.

1007
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,800
They have not got back to me.

1008
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:52,800
I'm retired.

1009
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,800
They took advantage of me.

1010
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,000
They need to pay for what I have done.

1011
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000
Let's see.

1012
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:00,920
I don't know why he said what I have done.

1013
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:01,920
I am retired.

1014
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:02,920
They took advantage of me.

1015
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:04,640
They need to pay for what I have done.

1016
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,640
Oh okay.

1017
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,680
I guess he means they need to reimburse him.

1018
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,880
I was very upset when I opened the box.

1019
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,480
I am a mechanic and repairman.

1020
01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:15,320
I use tools I get all the time to work on my car and around the house.

1021
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,320
This is bad.

1022
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:18,080
They're going to take advantage of me.

1023
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,080
Don't scam nobody.

1024
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,080
When I pay for something, I expect to get what I paid for.

1025
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:28,960
AliExpress has been contacted for comment that has not gotten back to this news article

1026
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:29,960
yet that I know of.

1027
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:31,960
I haven't found a rebuttal or anything.

1028
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,440
All right, Rob.

1029
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,440
So if you want a picture of the drill, I guess.

1030
01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:36,440
Okay.

1031
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,440
I guess I have another T-Bone to me.

1032
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:39,440
Yeah.

1033
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,440
I think you're right.

1034
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,440
Allegedly.

1035
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,440
Allegedly.

1036
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,440
Yes.

1037
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,440
Yes.

1038
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,440
Allegedly.

1039
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,440
All right.

1040
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,440
You got something, Rob?

1041
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,440
Yeah, I do.

1042
01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:49,440
Okay.

1043
01:20:49,440 --> 01:21:05,200
Egyptologists agree that laborers who worked on Giza's pyramids received rations that included

1044
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,200
beer.

1045
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:07,200
Okay.

1046
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:12,200
I didn't know beer was that old.

1047
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,200
I didn't know either.

1048
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:23,600
However, the exact amount of beer is not as securely established as social media posts

1049
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:25,600
about the claims suggest.

1050
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:32,640
For years, a rumor has circulated online that the workers who built Egypt's pyramids of

1051
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:38,680
Giza received daily rations of four to five liters of beer.

1052
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:39,680
Okay.

1053
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:49,120
Examples of the claim appeared on social media platforms, including ads, Reddit, and Instagram.

1054
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:57,880
The claim has also appeared in popular books, articles, and Wikipedia entry for beer.

1055
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:06,880
So you don't read it yet, but in beer, it'll hold us up.

1056
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:07,880
Okay.

1057
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:15,200
In short, it is true that Egyptologists believe that the ancient Egyptian state distributed

1058
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:20,600
beer rations to workers who built Giza's pyramids.

1059
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:26,360
As we will explain in more detail later, yeah, it goes on further up.

1060
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:27,360
Yeah.

1061
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:34,000
However, based on a review of the available research, the exact amount of beer those workers

1062
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:40,280
received was not as securely established as social media posts suggest.

1063
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,280
But that's cool.

1064
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:45,280
That is.

1065
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:46,280
Very.

1066
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:49,280
Oh man, come on.

1067
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:53,960
They were building a pit, had some heavy ass rock.

1068
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:59,120
They put in a hard-baked work in that desert, give the poor guys some beer.

1069
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,120
I agree.

1070
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:01,120
A hundred percent.

1071
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,120
Yeah.

1072
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,120
It sounds like they did.

1073
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,120
See?

1074
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,120
Yes.

1075
01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:10,120
And who would have thought that beer would even be around?

1076
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:11,120
So I mean.

1077
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:18,120
Yeah, I didn't think so, but the greater end it was back there.

1078
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:19,120
Hmm.

1079
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,600
Well, you know what?

1080
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,600
They had to have something, right?

1081
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:22,600
They didn't have air conditioning.

1082
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:23,600
Yeah.

1083
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:27,320
They didn't have comfort chairs.

1084
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,560
They didn't have an ice movie to watch after work.

1085
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,320
But what they did have was beer.

1086
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,120
So that made everything okay, right?

1087
01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:36,120
Yeah.

1088
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,120
All right.

1089
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:38,760
Thank you, Rob.

1090
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,760
Interesting stuff there.

1091
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:45,160
I've got something interesting here.

1092
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:51,600
From old recliners to ankle monitors, here are the crazy objects washing up on Long Beach.

1093
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:59,200
A lazy boy recliner, an exercise bike, and a felon's ankle monitor are among the bizarre

1094
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:02,240
things washing up on our beaches.

1095
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:03,240
We find a lot of interesting.

1096
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:06,240
An ankle monitor I can see.

1097
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:09,240
Someone cut it off and threw it in the ocean, I guess.

1098
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:14,240
Yeah, I've heard of a few people that just cut them off.

1099
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:17,240
Never did them any good.

1100
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,240
Never did them any good.

1101
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:19,240
No, no, no.

1102
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,240
They always catch them.

1103
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,240
They threw it in the ocean thinking they drowned or something.

1104
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:24,240
Yeah.

1105
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,240
I don't know.

1106
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:26,240
The guy must have drowned.

1107
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:27,240
It's in the ocean.

1108
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:28,240
Okay.

1109
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:32,600
We find a lot of interesting items each week, and we're always curious to how they ended

1110
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:33,600
up there.

1111
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:38,800
Matthew Krosta, founder of the volunteer organization Long Beach Cleanup, told The Post.

1112
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,320
This is from the New York Post.

1113
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:44,960
The lazy boy recliner really had the best sunset on the entire beach.

1114
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:49,720
Long Beach Cleanup, which meets from March to November, was launched in the summer of

1115
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:55,040
2020 by Krosta, a Long Beach, Long Island native, whose mission was to show people that

1116
01:24:55,040 --> 01:25:00,160
volunteering isn't a chore, it can actually be fun.

1117
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:03,560
Also a head of uneaten broccoli was washed up, and you ought to see the picture.

1118
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:04,560
It looks pristine.

1119
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,440
I guess the salt water might have preserved it.

1120
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:12,280
It looks like something you'd see in your, I don't know, in your bowl of, I don't know,

1121
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,160
Kung Pao or something.

1122
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:19,040
We don't find out the stories behind them because they just kind of pop up some mornings,

1123
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,500
but I'm sure it's just kids having fun, he said.

1124
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:25,440
The group also stumbles upon a handful of messages and bottles each year.

1125
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:30,440
Recently, they came across a letter that traveled to Nassau County Beach from the Garden State

1126
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:32,660
in just three days.

1127
01:25:32,660 --> 01:25:33,920
We all opened it together.

1128
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:39,300
It was from someone in New Jersey, and it was from three days earlier, Krosta said.

1129
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:44,960
So that fact was like, wow, it made it here already on the coast, I guess.

1130
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:48,960
During their busy summer season, this group hits the sand weekly at 6.30 p.m. to tidy

1131
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:53,880
up after brazing beach goers who have left everything from a head of broccoli to half

1132
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:56,520
of a bowling ball behind.

1133
01:25:56,520 --> 01:26:02,720
Last year, Krosta's crew removed the staggering 2,616 pounds of trash.

1134
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:06,800
My favorite I just reposted a week ago was a huge metal cross that washed up the shore

1135
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,600
at Ocean Manor Resort.

1136
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:11,000
This is me right here.

1137
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:15,960
Anyhow, they really don't have a clue of where it came from.

1138
01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:20,840
They have an engraved bronze plaque on the bottom of it that says, our holy gift from

1139
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:21,840
the sea.

1140
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:22,840
I love it.

1141
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:23,840
It is fantastic.

1142
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:26,080
But this is way down in Florida.

1143
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:28,640
This is nowhere near where they found all this stuff.

1144
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,600
But I posted pictures on Facebook and Instagram.

1145
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,960
Did you see them, Rob?

1146
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,600
I'm not on Instagram.

1147
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,440
Oh, well, I posted on Facebook, too.

1148
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,440
Oh, no.

1149
01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:43,040
No, I am not seeing them.

1150
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,840
I reposted it about a week ago.

1151
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:45,840
Look at it.

1152
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,440
It's a huge metal cross.

1153
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:51,520
And they don't know where it came from.

1154
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:55,720
There's a couple of hurricanes before that, so they think that maybe it came from overseas

1155
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:57,320
during a hurricane.

1156
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:00,240
But it's a very heavy, huge metal cross.

1157
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:08,800
And it landed right in front of the resort side of Ocean Manor Beach Resort, where we

1158
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,960
used to go all the time.

1159
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:12,840
And we had no idea it was there.

1160
01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:17,360
I just got done reading about it, and I thought, wow, that would be cool to see.

1161
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,640
And we go out to the beach, and there it was.

1162
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,480
And I go, Val, come here.

1163
01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:22,480
Come here.

1164
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:25,120
And I go, here's the cross right here.

1165
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:27,080
Because it didn't say exactly where it was at.

1166
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:30,000
It just said that it washed up on a beach in Florida.

1167
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,000
But that's where it's at.

1168
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:35,480
If you guys want to see this giant metal cross, and on there it says, our holy gift from the

1169
01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:37,120
sea.

1170
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:39,120
And people put prayer cards on and all that.

1171
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,520
But you're not supposed to touch the cross.

1172
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:41,760
They don't want anyone touching it.

1173
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:42,760
It's very cool.

1174
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:45,720
Just go to my Facebook, and go about a week down.

1175
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,720
You'll see it.

1176
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:48,320
It's very cool.

1177
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:51,920
So anyhow, Rob, you got something?

1178
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,920
Yeah, I do.

1179
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:57,400
You know, is Steven Tyler retired?

1180
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:01,840
Yeah, but he's unretired, isn't he?

1181
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:09,680
Well, Steven Tyler made a return on the stage over the weekend, just months after retiring.

1182
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:12,040
Oh, so he's not unretired.

1183
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:14,240
He just came back for a show.

1184
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,040
For one show, yes.

1185
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,040
Okay, damn it.

1186
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,040
Okay.

1187
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,040
Who now?

1188
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:22,040
Who knows?

1189
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:23,040
We'll see.

1190
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:33,800
The Aerosmith truck man hit the stage for Tyler's sixth annual Jam for Janie's Grammy Awards

1191
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,800
viewing party in Los Angeles.

1192
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:39,800
Working his first appearance in September.

1193
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:44,800
Yeah, that was a long retirement.

1194
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,800
Yeah.

1195
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:46,800
Kind of like Kiss.

1196
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:47,800
Kind of like Kiss, huh?

1197
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:48,800
Oh, yeah.

1198
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,800
Kiss is still unretired on some parts of the show.

1199
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,800
Okay, moving on, moving on, moving on.

1200
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:55,800
Okay.

1201
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:56,800
Before we get sidetracked.

1202
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:57,800
Yeah, you're right.

1203
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:58,800
Thank you.

1204
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:07,800
Tyler joined by Aerosmith bassist Tom Hamilton performed for Billboard with Xtreme's new

1205
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,800
band court.

1206
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:21,440
And the six-song set featured a re-edition of Aerosmith's Toys and Addict, Xtreme's

1207
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:33,440
On the Words with Mick Fleetwood and Dream On with Lainey Wilson.

1208
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:34,440
Cool.

1209
01:29:34,440 --> 01:29:45,640
For the report, he was joined by Hamilton and the Black Crows, Chris Robinson for performances

1210
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:49,040
of Sweet Emotion.

1211
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:53,040
Chris Robinson for three months Sweet Emotion.

1212
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:56,040
Oh, and Walk This Way.

1213
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:57,040
Oh, cool.

1214
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:06,040
He then closed out with a cover of Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker.

1215
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:07,040
Nice.

1216
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:16,040
This performance was Tyler's second since his vocal injury, which anybody that don't

1217
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:19,040
know, he fractured his larynx.

1218
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:22,040
That's why he retired.

1219
01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:23,040
Yeah.

1220
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:24,040
Yeah.

1221
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:30,040
So I guess he's not officially unretired because I'm guessing he still can't do a tour.

1222
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:33,040
No, probably not.

1223
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:40,040
It was a one-night deal and you heard something, I hope you had.

1224
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:46,040
I mean, come on, on more than words, Mick Fleetwood.

1225
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,040
Good point.

1226
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:51,040
Yeah.

1227
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:55,040
Wow, very cool.

1228
01:30:55,040 --> 01:31:00,040
And he had Nuno Bettencourt backing him up.

1229
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:01,040
I saw that.

1230
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,040
Yeah.

1231
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,040
Nuno Bettencourt's a Hilda singer, too.

1232
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,040
He sounded great.

1233
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:07,040
Hilda guitarist, Hilda singer.

1234
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:08,040
Yeah.

1235
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:11,040
Very cool, Rob.

1236
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:12,040
Thank you.

1237
01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:13,040
Yeah.

1238
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,040
All right.

1239
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:17,040
You want to end this bitch or you want to keep going?

1240
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:20,040
Yeah, actually I'm about done.

1241
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,040
All right.

1242
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:22,040
Sounds good to me.

1243
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:27,040
I had my priority off so I'm gonna have to work a little extra hard.

1244
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:28,040
Okay.

1245
01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,040
Right on.

1246
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:32,040
But I am working seven and things on Saturdays.

1247
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:34,040
I got more of my time.

1248
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:38,040
I have stuff I have to do, right, so I'm taking the day off.

1249
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:39,040
Yep.

1250
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:44,040
To be honest, they scheduled around me taking off.

1251
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:48,040
Well, you're very important to the company.

1252
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:52,040
What you do, they need really bad and they don't have very many people.

1253
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:53,040
Yeah.

1254
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:56,040
They don't have anyone else that can do it really, so there you go.

1255
01:31:56,040 --> 01:32:00,040
Well, that's pretty much anybody in our company.

1256
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:03,040
We don't have many people prostrate.

1257
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:07,040
My son is, yeah, he's pretty grustering.

1258
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:08,040
That's cool.

1259
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:09,040
Good.

1260
01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:14,040
But he could step in and say, hey, I need you over here today.

1261
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:16,040
He could go do it.

1262
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:17,040
That's very cool.

1263
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,040
Good.

1264
01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,040
Except for him.

1265
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:20,040
Except for him.

1266
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:21,040
He could go on that.

1267
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:24,040
And everybody hates helping me through the day.

1268
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:29,040
So I say, y'all are tired.

1269
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,040
True.

1270
01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:31,040
True.

1271
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:36,040
Well, you lift all that steel, of course, and that's how come you can crack a walnut

1272
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:37,040
with your ass.

1273
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:38,040
And what do I do?

1274
01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:39,040
I come home and podcast.

1275
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,040
That's what we look after.

1276
01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:43,040
Well, you crack walnuts with your ass cheeks, right?

1277
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:48,040
Like I said, we get ready, otherwise I just might prove it.

1278
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:49,040
That's true.

1279
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:50,040
True.

1280
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:51,040
In his loincloth.

1281
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:54,040
All right, everybody, thank you for listening.

1282
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,040
Appreciate it.

1283
01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:56,040
Good night, assholes.

1284
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:57,040
Good night, assholes.

1285
01:32:57,040 --> 01:33:01,040
Good night, assholes.

1286
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:02,040
Oh, no.

1287
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:04,040
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1288
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:08,040
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1289
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:10,040
Fear not, assholes.

1290
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:28,040
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.