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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Coffee flavored water doesn't sound good, but that's exactly what coffee is. That is weird.

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Oh shit! Look at that drive-thru wine!

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Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

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This sucks.

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Your mama's so old, she walked out of the museum and the alarm went off.

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Deucebags and a Microphone. My name is Mark.

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And my name is Rob.

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We are operating from Kansas City, Missouri in Camdinton, Missouri, which is about 2.5 hours south of Kansas City. Southeast, maybe.

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Yeah, southeast, yeah.

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Home of the Lake of the Ozarks, right there in the epicenter of debauchery, right?

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Yep.

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Yep. So, anyhow, Rob, we're in luck.

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Yeah, yeah. The average Super Bowl ticket price started at $5,300, but it's down to $3,500.

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For the shitty ticket, probably standing room 20 rows back.

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We're in luck. It went down 2,000, Rob. Yeah.

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You know, last year I saw where people that bought tickets for around $4,000 were on the concourse back about 20 rows.

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The people were literally watching the game on their phone.

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So I don't know why in the fuck would you want to do that, except, you know, taking pictures, selfies, and sending them out.

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Hey, look, I'm at the Super Bowl. Look, I'm watching this shit on my phone. There's people everywhere.

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I think it's ridiculous, but whatever.

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The Power and Light District here in Kansas City will be home to thousands watching the game.

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The average hotel downtown that night is around $600.

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But you can't get one, not even the shitty ones on the east side, like over there near Truss and all those Van Brunt and all that.

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You can't even get one there. Yeah.

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I plan on watching the game from my living room with some wings, Rotel, and extra thin tortilla chips, and maybe some barbecue to boot.

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What do you think, Rob? That sound about right?

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Sounds damn good to me.

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All right. Now, here's my dilemma. Okay. Ice cold, ice cold, Genling, even though it's a Pennsylvania beer.

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Or should maybe I find Boulevard or a local craft boo just for this game?

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I said boo, brew.

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I think so. Okay. Okay. You just backed it up. I didn't say anything. How I was leaning.

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Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have to go with a craft brew from Kansas City.

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Just right down the road, a mile down the road is Martin City Brewery.

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They have some really good like an Abbey Ale, which is kind of an amber ale, which I'm really into.

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They're my favorite beers to drink, obviously, because you know, Genling is amber ale.

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So it's not quite as good as Genling in my opinion. I mean, everybody has different tastes.

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But you know what? I think I'm going to have to go get some Abbey Ale.

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I'm going to have to consume that. And then after we beat their pants off, we're going to go ahead and grab some Genling. Right.

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Yeah. Just for one day. Just for one day. Just for one day. We're stopping the Genling. Yeah.

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And Potsville, I believe, if I'm correct, is a suburb of Philadelphia on the north end, maybe something like that.

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I believe if I'm wrong, I don't know. But that's what I was thinking for some reason.

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Either I went through there or saw it or something. I don't know. Anyhow, you know, Pennsylvania beer, you know, I guess.

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So they could be considered the enemy for one day.

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We both admit we love Pennsylvania beer. Yes. Yeah. And the other one is Rolling Rock.

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Two of my tops are Genling and Rolling Rock. Both Pennsylvania beers.

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And I still can't. For one day, I'm going to have to. You know, same here.

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I'm going to get a craft brew and then I'm just going to be good with that. And, you know, and that'll be fine with me.

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You know, I'm saying three thousand. That's, you know, for a ticket, three five hundred.

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Why not take a cruise? You know, they play the game everywhere on a cruise because I've been on there for a Super Bowl before.

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They play them in your room, the Jumbotron on the main deck, all the sports bars, you know, would that be great?

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You know, spend three five hundred on a luxury cruise and watching the game on there instead of being there with like.

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I mean, you probably have to Uber or rent a car to get there and it would take forever to get in there.

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Security will be Dix forever to get out of there.

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And you probably can't see the damn you can't see the football anyhow.

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So I don't really understand. It would take you one whole quarter just to go get a beer.

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Mm hmm. Take a leak. Yeah.

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Hey, no kidding. You know, yeah.

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So you're wasting your money going on. That's my opinion. No, no, no.

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I want you to go home or like you said, on a cruise or wherever. Rob, I agree.

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Hundred percent. That's why I brought it up. I wanted to see what you thought.

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OK, number one, I got to get a local craft beer to support Kansas City.

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I've got my taste buds changed and I'll try it again. I'm like, man, this ain't right.

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Yeah, you know what? Me too. And it's switch from just your regular, I don't know, Pilsner to now I like an amber lager or something like that.

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You know, so anyhow, probably part of it's me. And the other part is, who knows?

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You know, they might use I don't know this for sure, but they might use cheaper ingredients.

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But now, so anyhow, but anyhow, speaking of cruise ships, someone was listening to us on a cruise ship, Rob.

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Really? Yeah. Did you see the ping in the middle of the ocean? No, no, I did not. I have not looked at it.

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OK. Well, the reason I know this is I believe this to be a cruise ship is because for some reason, if you play it, it wasn't in an airplane,

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because I've listened to our show numerous times in the air with different airlines and it never registers on RSS or Google.

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You don't see it. Yeah. I don't know if it has something to do with their Wi-Fi or what, but you cannot find it on there.

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So that being in the middle of the ocean, I would bet it wouldn't be a yacht. It probably wouldn't be an oil tanker or a cargo ship.

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It's probably a cruise ship. And someone's listening to us, you know, as their leisure while they're sitting there looking at the ocean or whatever,

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or chowing down on their fifth burger, you know, whatever.

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So, you know, so whoever this is, please, please, please email us. Let us know who you are, where you were when you're listening to the show.

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I mean, that would be cool to know. Yeah, I thought that's pretty cool. I was like, man, I can't wait to tell Rob.

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So anyhow, yeah, so yeah, I'm going to listen to us on a cruise, too.

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So then the end of April, I believe you can look at my paintings. OK.

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Well, we'll see. I might go on one myself. Man, that would be excellent, dude. You need to. You so need to.

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Well, I thought you did. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'd be excellent. I might go on a cruise.

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Cool. OK. You know what? We'll talk about it later. I think that's an excellent idea.

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And I know exactly who to go through. Yep. Yes, I do. Yep.

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Well, she are you talking about my cruise person? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

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She listens to this show. Her name's Wendy Whitbeck from Travel Masters, and she is the best, the best.

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I'll tell you what, she's been everywhere. And so you can go, all right, well, I'm going to be going from Norfolk.

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I don't think they do them anymore from there. But let's just say Norfolk.

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And she can tell you what what what is the best hotel, you know, that you're next to the pier at.

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What's the best value? Everything. I mean, because she's been to all these places and she knows it.

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She doesn't just look it up on a map and go, it looks like this might be your best bet.

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She actually knows she's been there and lived through it and knows.

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So anyhow, so we'll talk about that a little bit later. And chances are she'll hear this.

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I take your word for it. So I'm telling you, she's the best without a doubt.

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I've got everybody at work using her. I got like five people at work using her.

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They all rave about her. I'm like, yeah, I told you, man, I wouldn't lie to you. I got to work with you every day.

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I got to look at you every day. So I wouldn't lie to you. So yeah, no shit.

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Yeah, so it'd be kind of bad like, hey, Mark. Yeah. Yeah.

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I called that lady. Yeah. Yeah. Why? You know, I mean, it would really be awkward.

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No, she's the best. I would not recommend anybody who is not the best.

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If I didn't know for sure if they're the best, I wouldn't say it.

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So anyhow, my cousin and family that they live in Canada, they're visiting from Nashville.

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They'd never been there before. They're hopefully one of their daughters going to go to school there.

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Well, actually, I'm hoping she goes to school here, but I don't know if that's going to happen.

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So anyhow, you know, I told them to get the Nashville hot chicken and Hattie B's,

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and I told them some of the best, the must see places. And I think they visited some of them.

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I know they went to Hattie B's because I got a text. Oh, my God, this chicken is so good.

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And then the peach cobbler, which I forgot to tell me about the peach cobbler. Oh, my gosh.

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Have you ever had Hattie B's or peach cobbler there? No, I have not.

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OK. You've been to Nashville, though, right? I've been through Nashville.

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OK. You never really stop. OK. Oh, no, no. OK. I also, you know, direct them to other food joints.

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I even direct them to the White Castle. So I introduced the White Castle to my cousin a long time ago when he was here,

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And I told me his burgers were huge. Yeah. Yeah. He hated them.

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So so anyhow, I told him I said, hey, there's a lot of White Castle's around there. He's like, no.

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He said, I can bring you some. OK. Yeah, we can talk. Yeah.

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So anyhow, but I realized talking to him, I have vacation withdrawal this time of the year, you know,

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is usually when we go on cruises. But, you know, we didn't want to leave my mom here during the winter.

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I know she's too dependent on us. So we had to push it back till spring.

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So I kind of got, you know, describing all this stuff and reliving the times I've been there in Nashville really made me realize

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I'm on vacation withdrawal. You know, and I know a lot of people are probably like, oh, fucking lucky you.

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You get to go on a vacation. You know, I mean, it really is a thing to me.

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You know, to me, it's a sanity thing. If I don't take a vacation, I'm going to go fucking insane and my head's going to explode.

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You know, I mean, that's just the way I'm geared. I've got to get away from everything for a certain amount of time, clear my head and come back.

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So anyhow, so this time of year, you can't really go to Eureka Springs because you don't know what the weather is going to be.

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And you can't really do anything outside anyhow. Right. Right. Yeah.

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Because I mean, you know, if it's 30 degrees, you're not walking around outside. You're not going to the shops.

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You're not going and sitting in the forest and the trees. You're not doing any of that. You're inside looking through.

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A lot of time, a lot of this time of year, a lot of the time there's not many places to open.

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Yeah, that's that's also true. A lot of them go to Florida. It's a tourist area.

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It is. And a lot of them go to Florida. A lot of them are retired people that they they they want to own business, you know, to retire.

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And they just do, you know, they get to live down there where they want to.

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And, you know, and they have to do a little work, but not a whole lot of work.

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A lot of it. And then a lot of them, because there's not enough tourists there in the winter.

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You know, you don't want to you don't go down there during the winter because those steep hills and mountains.

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I mean, if there's any weather at all, you can't get up them.

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I mean, yeah, if you got anything at all, I mean, even semi-slip conditions, you can't get up those hills.

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So a lot of them, they build to Florida. They're just like, yeah, you know, we'll see you guys.

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Yeah, let's say end of March. Yeah. So yeah, you're right.

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At least half the places are shut down right now. The places to stay.

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So anyhow, I think so. Yeah.

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Yeah. So anyhow, so the best thing to do to me is whenever you're jonesing for a vacation real bad, you plan one.

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So, you know, so the cool thing is, is I already have one planned.

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So this is what makes me feel better.

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I go around and look at unique activities to do in the areas like I found some sunset cruises for Curacao, Aruba and Bonaire.

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All those are the three islands that we're going to go to.

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And I booked two sunset cruises. I feel really good about it.

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It's still 80 some days away, but still it made me feel a little bit better.

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You know, like I said, I go crazy if I don't get to go somewhere and unwind.

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So anyhow, but, you know, finding these activities online is really fun.

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You know, like Key West, if you look it up, a lot of people like Key West.

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I like Key West. It's not my favorite place, but I like it.

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Anyhow, Ernest Heavingway's house. You can go there and see it. It's unique.

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I've been there. Anyhow, he has five legged cats that are inbred there.

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I'm not kidding you. All the cats are from him when he owned the cats.

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And they've been reproducing and they're insetuous and they have all these little birth defects and stuff.

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I'm not kidding you. If you go down there, you'll see like a five legged cat.

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Yeah, it's still a little on the property. That's cool.

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Yeah, yeah, it is cool. And supposedly he was a real fucking asshole.

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Anyone that's around him. Yeah, that's the one I've read.

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Yeah, he was a miserable bastard according to everybody that knew him.

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They're like, oh my God, he was such an asshole.

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I also am down there in Key West.

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There's a vacation home for that President Harry S. Truman has and it's called the Little White House.

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I didn't know that. It's called the Little White House.

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It's a White House and it's called the Little White House. It's pretty cool.

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So anyhow, the Little White House is a place a lot of people don't know.

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The only reason I found out about it is because someone told me when I told him, hey, where are you from?

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We're at this restaurant Latitudes. We were talking to some people. Hey, where are you from? Missouri.

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Oh, did you know Truman's Little White House is down there? No, I didn't.

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You know, it's not something like they really brag about or whatever, but it's really cool.

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It looks kind of like a little White House, not quite, but a little bit like it.

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And I guess, you know, he would bail down here to get away from her.

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I mean, after all, he didn't, you know, he was so burnt out on it and having to drop the atom bomb on a bunch of people and kill a bunch of people.

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He was so burnt out by the end of his presidency that he didn't run for reelection. He could have. He said no.

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And then after that, Rob, I know you know this because you lived around Kansas, say your whole life growing up.

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It didn't depend on Missouri. What did he do? He sat on his porch every day and waved at people.

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If he wasn't in Florida, he was out there and it didn't matter.

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He'd sit out there in cold weather, hot weather. He would sit on his porch and just wave at people.

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That's all he wanted to do. Did you ever hear that? The people that used to wave at him all the time?

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No, I had not heard that.

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Yeah, it's probably in the archives somewhere.

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But they said that every day he sat on his porch and all he yearned for after all that stuff in Washington, D.C.

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and having to drop the bomb and all that. After all, he was responsible for millions of deaths.

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I mean, he did order that, which look, he saved so many lives by doing that. He did.

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But still, think at the end of the day, you're thinking that, you know, I vaporized millions of people.

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I mean, it's probably kind of hard to live with, right? I mean, wouldn't you think? Wouldn't you?

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Yeah, it would be.

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Yeah. Well, he saved a lot of lives. The war didn't go on. He forced him to unconditionally surrender because, you know,

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and to his credit and everyone else's credit is they did send him pamphlets for about four or five days saying,

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hey, look, guys, we have this thing that's going to vaporize you. Stop right now and it won't happen.

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And of course, they said, oh, fuck you. And, you know, and they had to.

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But so after all that, he was so worn down. He was like worn down to a nub. He was like, you know what? Fuck this.

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All I want to do is go sit in my home in Independence, Missouri, where I grew up and wave at people driving by or walking by.

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Right. And he was a very accessible ex-president because I don't believe he had any security there either.

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And I don't believe he wanted any. Isn't that something? Isn't that refreshing?

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I don't think he did either. I don't think he did it.

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No, no. He lived there and he sat on his porch. I know. Well, all of them are dead now.

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But I knew about 20 people growing up, older people that used to wave to him all the time.

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You know, and this is now it's like it's in the historical register and it's well kept in the I think the government owns it.

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I don't know if it's local or whatever. But anyhow, now nobody lives in it.

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And it's kind of like a museum type of thing. And it's kept nice and everything.

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But I mean, you know, it's just a regular house there that he lived in, that he wanted to live in.

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And he, you know, and I thought that's cool. And I think the house was like part of his family's home.

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I think maybe he lived there part of, you know, part of his life and he wanted to go back there.

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So anyhow, and then another thing is, is I had to book some some insurance, vacation insurance.

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And a lot of people are like, OK, well, all right. They'll book with the with the actual boat.

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Like let's say it's Carnival or Norwegian. They'll book with their insurance.

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Well, when do you let me know this last cruise? And I had no idea.

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OK, they don't cover anything except the cancellation on the boat.

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Nothing else. If you buy your insurance from a company that does that, like Alliance or Travel Guard, you you get medical.

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Because if you have to go to the hospital on the boat, it's thousands of dollars just right off the bat.

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Number one. Or if you have to go to the hospital in Aruba. Oh, my God.

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I could not imagine how much that would be. And then the other thing is, if you're in the hospital, you're not getting back on the boat.

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So not only are you going to owe a huge hospital bill because guess what? Your insurance doesn't work over there.

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A lot of people go, no, I got Blue Cross. I don't care. They don't pay out of country.

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It's right there on your card. So a lot of people are.

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Actually, you're only allowed a certain area, a certain network.

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Yeah, yeah. There's a PPO and all those. Yeah, you're right.

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I mean, around here, I pay a different fee if I go to a certain hospital and I pay a lower fee that's in network.

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They do that all the time now. They have their. And I know why, because I got a surprise bill when I had my gallbladder almost rupture quite a few years ago, seven or eight years ago, something like that.

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And I'm like, shit, it's like 70 grand. So I'm like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I can't pay this, you know.

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So anyhow, I call up the insurance lady and she goes, hey, she goes, let me let me in.

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Let me let you in on something here.

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I'm like, OK. She goes, you're not responsible for that.

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We have a plan with them with that. I'm not going to say their name, but we have a plan with that hospital.

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I spent five days in the hospital, including a full day in the emergency room because they couldn't figure out what was wrong with me.

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So, OK, that was 75 grand that all that cost.

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All they had to pay them was five grand because that's all the plan allowed.

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That's the plan they negotiated with them to be in their network.

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And that's how they want to go to certain hospitals because that hospital only charged them five grand.

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Another one might charge them 10 or 15 or 20. You see what I'm saying?

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And I couldn't believe it. I go, I don't have to pay this? She goes, no, you don't have to pay this. They have to write it off.

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She said, we paid them what we said we're going to pay them and what they said they're going to take for this.

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Wow. So anyhow, I never got another bill because anyhow, she goes, do you want me to call him?

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I go, yeah, I would like it. She goes, I'll call them and I'm going to tell them if they send you another bill, she's going to report him somewhere or something.

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And I never got another bill again. Nothing. Never heard a peep. They should have never sent that to me.

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I don't know if it's an accident or if it's their policy to send it to see if people pay.

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You know, some people probably freak out and go, oh, should I owe this?

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And then they call it go, well, how about a hundred dollars a month? Okay, sure.

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You know, I think in what you enter into a contract like that, then you're not getting out of it.

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You're paying a hundred dollars a month, probably for the rest of your life.

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So I don't know if it's standard procedure to try to get more money or if they just they made a mistake and they sent me a bill they shouldn't have.

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So anyhow, but oh, anyhow, the trip insurance.

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Okay, so a hospital in Aruba and then you got to get back home and which, oh my gosh, the the airports in Aruba,

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although they're better than a lot of a lot of smaller islands, are astronomical, astronomical to get to a bigger.

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Let's see from Aruba. You probably would get back to the states.

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They probably have. But the planes aren't very big and they cost a lot of money.

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And so if you have the total trip insurance by Alliance or Travel Guard, you get you get a hospitalization covered.

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You get your flights covered. And look, I'm not getting anything from any of these guys.

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I'm just telling you this right now because I kind of went into it. I didn't mean to.

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But anyhow, OK, so you have everything covered like like front to back.

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So you get your hospitalization if something happens on the boat, on an island or whatever.

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You also get your flights, the hotels and the crews, the work of the crews.

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Let's say you spent three thousand on a cruise. Every penny of that is refunded to you.

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They they give you back in a check. So, yeah, so anyhow, yeah, you know.

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Let's see. Oh, oh, I got one more thing I want to kind of go over to.

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OK, this has been going on lately, too, in cruises. OK.

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More and more cruises are happening around the world. OK.

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And let's say they used to have 10 of them. Now there's 50 of them. OK.

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So what's happening is they used to be able to stay at a port and wait for people

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that are trying to get back on the ship. Let's say they got somewhere got trashed

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or they have their time wrong. They said be back on the boat at two.

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You thought it was six. They used to wait four or five hours.

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I mean, I remember I'd be so pissed. I'd be like, all right, I'm back at two thirty.

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Like they say, I get on the boat and then I'm just sitting there waiting.

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Well, how come we're not leaving? I got back at two thirty.

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How come we're still there? And then you keep hearing them call names.

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And then like four hours later, they show up and it's like, man,

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I could have spent four hours out on that island, but I obeyed everything.

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And I got screwed. You see what I'm saying?

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But now they can't do that because they don't have the port time they used to.

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Most of the times that ship leaves an hour later and other ships docking there.

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So now the last two cruises I went on, I witnessed four people having or four different.

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OK, in Roatando, it's like four families. They had a bunch of luggage.

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They put them out on the pier and they leave them there and then they go.

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And then the next thing they do is they take the money that you owe them off of your credit card.

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So hopefully you have enough money on your credit card to make it to the next port

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that the next cruise is going to be on or make it back to America or whatever.

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And so it's kind of funny now.

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I mean, they they just don't wait.

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A lot of people don't realize that, you know, they're used to going, oh, man, they'll be there in an hour.

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Not necessarily true anymore.

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The last cruise, I'd say they waited about 25 minutes and then they were gone.

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They booked.

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People get left there because because they think, you know, that they'll stay there for like they used to.

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But anyhow. All right, Rob, I took up a lot of time there.

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What do you want to go into?

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Well, since you're on cruises and out of the country, I'm going to another country.

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OK, sounds good.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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A mountain in New Zealand is now officially recognized as a human.

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OK, a mountain in New Zealand is now officially recognized as a human.

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I want to hear this.

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Considered an ancestor by indigenous people,

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the mountain was recognized as a legal person on Thursday after a new law granted all the rights and responsibilities of a human being.

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Mount Taranaki, now known as Taranaki,

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Angola, it's already a guessing on those. OK, it's considered an ancestor by indigenous people.

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The snow cap dormant volcano is the second highest in New Zealand's North Island at 8,261 feet.

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And they pop those spots for tourism, hiking and snow sports.

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Recognized as a legal person on Thursday after a new law granted all the rights and responsibilities of a human being.

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It is the latest natural feature to be granted personhood in New Zealand,

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which has ruled that a river and a stretch of sacred land are people before.

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That's weird, man. Yeah.

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New Zealand, huh?

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Yeah, this is in New Zealand.

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And that's a dormant volcano that they're calling a mountain.

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Wow.

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And they gave it human rights.

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Just because the people that came from there recognized it as an ancestor or whatever.

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Well, here. OK. Yeah, I think it's wacky, don't you?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I bought it.

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Yeah, but I mean, it's not hurting anything, I guess, right?

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Well, fuck it. Let them have their fun. Whatever.

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You want to play that a mountain's a human being? Go ahead. You're not hurting anything.

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I just want to know if the mountain's going to pay taxes like everybody else.

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Yeah, I think it would. You know what, Rob? I demand it.

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Yes, I agree with that.

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But, I don't know if they have taxes in New Zealand or not.

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Yes, they do. Actually, a guy that I used to work with, I worked with him for a couple of years,

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almost exclusively, he was a guy who went out of town with him, my whole job.

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He went to New Zealand. And yeah, they pay taxes and they've got an economy

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and they have a governmental system and all that.

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But he said it was really weird. He said if you go up into the mountains,

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you have to be back before like two or three because every time at like 3 p.m. or 2 p.m. or something,

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a monsoon comes out. It rains hard for like, I don't know, 50 minutes, 40 minutes, something like that.

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It washes out the gravel road and you can't get across it. So you're stuck on the mountain.

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And I was like, wow. And so every damn day, they went up into the mountains, to the hot springs,

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the mountains, there's like hot springs there, right?

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I've been in hot springs in Colorado before and it just re-energizes your body.

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I mean, at least I think it does. They say it does. It felt like it did because of the minerals in the water.

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So every day they would go up there, him and his girlfriend would go up there

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and they'd lie around in the hot springs, drink some beers and everything.

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But the locals said, be through here, this part by three or whatever,

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because when the monsoon comes in, it will wash out the river or wash out the road.

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So very different way of living for sure.

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So, all right, hey, let's take our first break and we'll come back in a minute.

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I got some emails, dude.

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Hey, sounds good.

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All right, cool. And Ronnie, Ronnie sent us one. All right, we'll be back.

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These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic needle.

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Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard.

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It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

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But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen,

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it's obviously fake and you're to take the pictures and tear them up immediately.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

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Where did podcasts originate?

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The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004,

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by combining the words iPod and broadcasting.

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In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea

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of subscribing to a podcast by building the concept into the iTunes interface.

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Who made the first podcast ever?

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2004, Adam Curry and Dave Reiner are credited with the invention of podcasting.

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Who exactly did what is up for dispute?

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But in the end, these are the two guys who got it rolling.

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The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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Hey, you forever feel yourself vibrating in the pocket.

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It's not even in.

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Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying

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because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

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Strange but true.

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Yang Kyo-Jong was a Korean soldier who, during World War II,

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was captured by the Japanese and forced to fight the Soviets.

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He was captured by the Soviets and forced to fight the Germans.

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And then was captured by the Germans and forced to defend Normandy.

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Where he finally captured by the Americans and sent to a prison camp,

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00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000
he is the only soldier have fought on all three sides of the war.

396
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Now, from his underground bunker camped in Missouri,

397
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,000
stocked full of dried goods, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys,

398
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,000
is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

399
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000
My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes.

400
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
So I made you one letter.

401
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Good job.

402
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

403
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
And I am Rob.

404
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Well, you want to get to the emails?

405
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Yeah, thank you.

406
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Okay, the first one, I'm going to go ahead.

407
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000
This is kind of like the featured email because this is a really good one.

408
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,000
I mean, Ronnie's got one too that we'll get to a little bit later

409
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,000
because it's another top seven list and we'll have to bring that up on the next show

410
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
or come out in their list.

411
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Mark, I know you are a barbecue guy.

412
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I recall you saying you used to be a pit and grill guy.

413
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I'm asking you because you would probably know.

414
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Should beef brisket have a 16th or a 32nd inch edge of fat on it?

415
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
They say it's for flavor.

416
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I believe you said you used to work barbecue,

417
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000
and if I got the wrong podcast, I'm sorry, Thanks in Advance,

418
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Walt in Tennessee, you did not get the wrong podcast.

419
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
This is it.

420
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
No, this is correct. This is correct.

421
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah, I was a pit guy in Jackson.

422
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
I even know the answer.

423
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Okay, cool.

424
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Go ahead, Mark. Here's your question.

425
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
All right, yes, I was a barbecue guy for a couple of years.

426
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I did the pit and then I went back and did it again for a couple of years at Jack stack,

427
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:39,000
which is a very famous, probably the most famous barbecue in Kansas City worldwide known worldwide.

428
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
So I would know this.

429
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
All right.

430
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Okay, Walt, if a joint sells quality barbecue, this should not be an issue.

431
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
The marbling of the meat provides all the flavor.

432
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Also, you have to barbecue it and not smoke it.

433
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
There's a difference.

434
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Barbecue pits, they have lower racks that are closer to the fire.

435
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:09,000
And then they have other ones way up there that are for slow cooking and smoking.

436
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000
The brisket has to be seared off at the lower level.

437
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:22,000
And then when you get like a golden tension, a golden crisp kind of layer to it on the meat side of the brisket,

438
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
that locks in all the juices.

439
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
So the juices are in there.

440
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,000
The marbling, what happens is, is when you sear it, the fat that melts inside the brisket, the marbling,

441
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:38,000
that's why we say get choice or prime, but hopefully prime.

442
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
When it melts, it doesn't leave the brisket.

443
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
It doesn't drip off.

444
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:48,000
And what it does is it sits in there and it tenderizes and marinates that meat.

445
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
So no, it should not have any fat on it at all.

446
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:58,000
After you sear the brisket, it's a golden brown.

447
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Okay?

448
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
And then you slow cook it for six or seven hours, however long it takes,

449
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,000
depending on how hot your fire is, up on the very top to where it's slow cooking.

450
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,000
You want it to slow cook about, I don't know, what would you say, Rob, 300 maybe?

451
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Yeah, about, yeah.

452
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Probably, you know what, probably 250, right?

453
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah, yeah.

454
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
I was going to say more like 275.

455
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Okay, 275.

456
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Yeah.

457
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
You know, Rob, you're right, 275.

458
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Somewhere in that range.

459
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Yeah, you want it to cook so you'll get it.

460
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000
You know, you don't get it in three days, because if you have it sitting there three days, it'll dry out.

461
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:38,000
But if you have it there for six or seven hours, slow cooking, 275, I think you're correct.

462
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
That's probably the best temperature.

463
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
And then your brisket is fine.

464
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
You don't need any fat on it.

465
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I've heard that too.

466
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
And I don't know.

467
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
I don't know if it's people that don't know, or if they're just trying to sell someone some fat.

468
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
What do you think?

469
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Well, it adds to the weight of the meat.

470
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
So yeah, I would say.

471
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Yeah, I've heard that.

472
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
No, no, Mark is right.

473
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
For a good brisket, there should be no fat.

474
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,000
No, you have all the flavor from doing what I said.

475
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000
And anyhow, Rob knows this too, because if you live in Missouri, you know this shit, right?

476
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Yes, yes.

477
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
I've worked in a barbecue place or two myself in my lifetime.

478
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
And it's also part of your manhood card, right?

479
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Whenever you go to get your man card, you have to present the barbecue rules.

480
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Yes, you do.

481
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
If you don't know them, you don't get it.

482
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
They hold it back until you come back with the right answer.

483
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
So there you go.

484
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000
And I'm happy to say Rob and I both have our man cards, don't we?

485
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I know I do.

486
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Do you have the hologram on yours or not?

487
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Do you have the old-fashioned or do you have the new one with the hologram?

488
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
No, I have the hologram.

489
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I had to renew mine.

490
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Oh, okay, okay.

491
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
I got both.

492
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I saved my original one without the hologram, and now I got the one with the hologram.

493
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
It's pretty cool.

494
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Well, yeah, yeah, always.

495
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Yeah, you've got to save the old one.

496
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
You've got to save the old one.

497
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
It's like a driver's license.

498
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Yeah, like a driver's license where I have long hair and I freak people out.

499
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Oh, my gosh.

500
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Your hair is long.

501
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I'm like, yeah, no shit.

502
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
I told you this how many times.

503
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Yeah, so anyway.

504
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Proof.

505
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Yeah, proof.

506
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
People that didn't know me back then that know me now.

507
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Okay, Mark and Rob, are all the shows going to be video as well?

508
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I think you have three currently.

509
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Vicki, North Kansas City.

510
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
No.

511
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Okay, this one right here will be video.

512
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:41,000
There's another video question on your evidently we sparked some interest like this.

513
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Yeah.

514
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Okay.

515
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I have people asking me all the time, how do I watch you?

516
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
You don't watch, you listen.

517
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
It's what you do anymore.

518
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
It's all on video.

519
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
So we'll get to that.

520
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
That's the way we have to do it for now.

521
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Yeah, for now.

522
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
But we are going to video.

523
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
We have to.

524
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I've got to reconfigure my podcast room here so you can see more of the art and stuff that

525
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
I have on it.

526
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:12,000
So but anyhow, the other two shows besides this one, two douchebags and microphone, the

527
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
other two, the sports bastards and the music creeps, we can't.

528
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000
It's at the city market in Kansas City generally.

529
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
If the weather's nice, it's there.

530
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
There's really not a good way to video us.

531
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
And also people don't come up and talk to you if you're having video there.

532
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
If you just have a microphone there, people come up and talk to you.

533
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000
But if you put a video out there, people don't want to be on it.

534
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,000
They, you know, they don't think they look good or I don't know, or they just don't want

535
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
to, you know, they don't know what you're saying, what you're into.

536
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
You know, it could be a podcast about devil worshiping and then they show up and start

537
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
talking.

538
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I don't know, you know.

539
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
So, yeah, people generally.

540
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
You never know.

541
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
You never know.

542
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
They might have a spell on you once.

543
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
You never know.

544
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000
They had down to the city market.

545
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000
It's probably, probably half of them did.

546
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Rob, that's it right there.

547
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:07,000
And then the other half, they just think I look mad.

548
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Okay, Mark, I could not agree with you more.

549
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,000
That dumb ass fireplace statue is completely ridiculous.

550
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I'm trying to load up a bunch of guys to tear that bitch down one night.

551
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Mitch and Garden City.

552
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Let me know, Mitch.

553
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,000
I will gladly, gladly show up with a sledgehammer.

554
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I knew I couldn't be our first video on podcast.

555
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Yes.

556
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Tear down the statue of the Burke district.

557
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000
If you don't know what I'm talking about, Google it.

558
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
I'm not going to explain it again.

559
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Oh, yeah.

560
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Yeah.

561
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
All right.

562
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Ronnie and Tulsa.

563
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Tulsa King asked this.

564
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Robin Mark, what are your all time favorite TV series?

565
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Top seven.

566
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Next show.

567
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Next show.

568
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Yep.

569
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I tried it.

570
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
I was going to give you, I've been so busy.

571
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000
We're looking for a new car or a Jeep or something.

572
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And anyhow.

573
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I'm not being looking for a new truck, too.

574
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Yeah.

575
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:22,000
It takes up so much time getting online and anyhow, one of the people I'm dealing with,

576
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
they have two different car dealerships.

577
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:32,000
So I have to tell them, OK, I want this one over here because I'm going to go over to

578
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
this one and all that stuff.

579
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
So it's kind of, anyhow.

580
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
All right.

581
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,000
So anyhow, I didn't have any time to alert you is what I'm saying.

582
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
OK.

583
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
No, you're good.

584
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
You're good.

585
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
You're good.

586
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
OK.

587
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
So Ronnie, that will be Tuesday night.

588
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
You'll probably get it Wednesday.

589
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
OK.

590
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Mark, I love the new segments you have, such as post apocalypse and strange but true.

591
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Keep up the improvements.

592
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
It's being noticed.

593
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Larry in Ottawa.

594
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Thank you.

595
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
You know, there's a.

596
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I'm trying to figure out what I'm trying to say.

597
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,000
You could still be silly, but kind of grown up.

598
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Right.

599
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000
You know, some of these things aren't quite like knee slapping.

600
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Ha ha ha.

601
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
But I don't think it has to be.

602
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I think neat little pieces of information are just as good for something like this.

603
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And stuff like strange but true is stuff that has always intrigued me.

604
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
And I think it probably intrigues a lot of people.

605
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
And thank you for Larry.

606
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Thanks.

607
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Thanks for sending that message because it just kind of backs up what I'm saying.

608
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Makes me feel better about the direction we're going, you know, because.

609
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
You know, when I listen to the early ones like Mr.

610
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Creepy and all them, I fucking cringe, you know, I was still figuring out what I wanted to do

611
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000
and what I can do good and what you can do good and what Topher, you know what I mean?

612
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,000
And it's easy to kind of like think something's good and he he and ha ha and then a little bit later.

613
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,000
You're like, yeah, so but I leave them up.

614
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
You know, people go, oh, that sucks because I did.

615
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000
So anyhow, all right.

616
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Next one, Rob, how is the duck blind studio coming along?

617
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
You haven't heard much about it for a while.

618
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
You spoke about it last one or no, the one before you.

619
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Yeah, it's slowly.

620
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
I just inherited more burn to put in here.

621
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:43,000
And just tonight, my daughter brought me a little light, a little table light that she found.

622
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Oh, dude, I'm jealous.

623
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:52,000
I don't know if it works with I just I'm loaded over guard right in here.

624
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:57,000
I mean, there's going to be so much added.

625
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Yeah, yeah.

626
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
He's aiming for what I'm doing right.

627
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Yeah, I want something spectacular when it's shown.

628
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Yeah, I already had the LED lights wrapped around.

629
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,000
And I've got a couple of things with a lot more to go.

630
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
OK, like I still have the time.

631
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
You know what I mean?

632
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,000
I got I got an unexpected five hour visit from my grandson today.

633
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
You never know what's going to happen.

634
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Which is awesome. I'm very happy for you, Rob.

635
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it.

636
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Cool. Yeah. OK. All right.

637
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
This is why I look at it.

638
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000
What you said in here, I told my friend, and she's getting ready to start a podcast.

639
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:49,000
And I kind of video chatted her and showed her some of the stuff that we use and all that.

640
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:57,000
But I also mentioned the mood you set in your room should be something that makes you happy.

641
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000
It makes you, I don't know, entertaining, I guess.

642
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Maybe all this stuff in this room is stuff that I love that is my core being.

643
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,000
And I love having it around me because I feel personality.

644
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Yes, your personality is what it is.

645
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Yes. So that's what Rob's doing down there.

646
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000
He's putting his personality around him.

647
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
And I feel it's better podcasts when you have stuff like this.

648
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I got my rock and roll over there. I got my beer signs.

649
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000
I got my chief cell line. All this stuff.

650
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
I want to have all that too. Yeah.

651
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,000
So I think it's not just cool looking, but I think there's actually a method behind it.

652
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:42,000
I think there is good reasoning to have something like this.

653
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,000
All right. Next one, and this is another video question.

654
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Look, this is it. I'm not entertaining another video question again.

655
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Gentlemen, why on earth would you want to move this show to video?

656
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
We love it with the funny pieces you add afterwards.

657
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Nobody and nowhere.

658
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Nobody. Okay.

659
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
We're going to have two versions of it.

660
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000
And like I said, this is the last time I'm going to talk about it.

661
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,000
We're going to do the one live and then I'm going to splice it apart like I always do

662
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,000
and put the little bits and stuff in there like the strange but true and the post-apocalypse

663
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000
and pick up lines from the loser and all that stuff.

664
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:24,000
That will still be there, but it will be in the listening only section, the podcast section,

665
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:31,000
like Apple Podcasts or let's see, who else? Spotify or whatever.

666
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:40,000
So if you want to do a live one without all this stuff, if you want to watch it, you're welcome to do that.

667
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Or you can do both of them. You can watch it and then listen to the final product a day later or whatever.

668
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,000
So we're not taking anything away. We're adding something.

669
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000
And that's it. So please, no more stuff about video.

670
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000
I know some people don't hear all the podcasts, but anyhow.

671
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
That's just going on. I'm done with it. So anyhow.

672
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Yeah, point blank. You're going to have both.

673
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Yes. So cheer up. There'll be so much douchebaggery. You'll get sick of it.

674
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000
All right, Rob, we turn to you.

675
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,000
OK, well, I'm going to jump in.

676
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,000
You guys did a list on music creeps the other day without me.

677
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Sorry?

678
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I went into the story about where I was yelling at you and Topher about 5.15, 5.30 in the morning.

679
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:34,000
I told him he was laughing.

680
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Seriously, I was yelling at you guys. I'm surprised I didn't wake my neighbor.

681
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:45,000
But I went ahead and put come up with my top seven fight songs.

682
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Sweet.

683
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,000
OK, first one, bear with me.

684
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Because when you went into the description, you said you were in traffic.

685
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Somebody put you off or hit you from behind or something.

686
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
That's kind of where this song comes in.

687
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Yeah, yeah. Someone fucking hits you and then they flip you off and they're the ones that ran the red light or something.

688
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Or they cut you off and you're both sitting there at the light and he flips you off when he ran the red light or whatever.

689
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
And so you're like, all right, motherfucker.

690
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000
So you jump out because this guy's being belligerent and this is go ahead, Rob.

691
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Well, for this song, this is for the shy, quiet guy.

692
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:36,000
They have to sit there and think about it before he just jumps out of his car because he's not a fighter.

693
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
OK.

694
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:45,000
This song is color of the county by Kenny Rodgers.

695
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
OK, so this is a guy.

696
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:54,000
When he locks the door, he takes all three of that one brother out.

697
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
So you're going to take that guy out and any of his friends that they call with you.

698
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
True.

699
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I'm being a fighter.

700
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
That's a good one. Really good one.

701
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,000
I thought it was. Yeah, I thought it was.

702
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Number six. I went with Gator Country, Maliachi.

703
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Like I said the other day.

704
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,000
That's the one that you said Topher grazed on it. You're like screaming.

705
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the one I was screaming the whole time.

706
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I was like, all right, I calmed down now.

707
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
I don't know. I kind of like flirting with disaster.

708
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,000
I know that's kind of common for Molly Hatchet, but I don't know.

709
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Yeah. Yeah.

710
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,000
I think Gator Country would be more of a fight song.

711
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
I think it would, too. You're right.

712
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Anyhow. Yeah.

713
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
OK, my number five.

714
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
The number of the beast by Iron Maiden.

715
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Oh, yeah.

716
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
That's a good one.

717
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Yeah.

718
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
My number four.

719
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Godzilla, Blue Orchard Cole.

720
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Oh, shit.

721
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
That is a good one.

722
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,000
He's got a bus and throws it back down.

723
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,000
And then he goes to the center of town.

724
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a fight song.

725
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,000
That is one of the all time best riffs ever. Guitar riffs.

726
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Oh, yes, it was.

727
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Very simple, too.

728
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Minor in a regular chord, F chord.

729
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

730
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
OK.

731
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
My number three.

732
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Screaming for Vengeance by Jude Priest.

733
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Oh, yeah. Another good one.

734
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
My number two.

735
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Breaking Stuff by Limp Bizkit.

736
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Breaking Stuff.

737
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
I don't think I'm familiar.

738
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Yeah.

739
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
He's talking about.

740
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Oh, yeah.

741
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
He's breaking everything.

742
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Yeah.

743
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
It's a very angry song.

744
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
OK.

745
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Cool.

746
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,000
That would be like the parallel to my Pantera.

747
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
The anger rock.

748
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Right. Yes.

749
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Yes.

750
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
OK.

751
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Cool.

752
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000
But it's one of the.

753
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
It was one of the rur songs.

754
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
It's been out quite a while.

755
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
I'll check it out when I get a chance.

756
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000
You would probably know it.

757
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I'll listen to it.

758
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Hopefully I'll get a chance because I got the next three days off.

759
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Woohoo.

760
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Lucky you.

761
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Yeah.

762
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Lucky me.

763
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
OK.

764
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000
And my number one, like I said.

765
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Hair of the Dog by Nance.

766
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Oh, man.

767
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,000
I can't believe I didn't remember that one.

768
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Yes.

769
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
I've always thought that the.

770
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
I think we did touch on it, didn't we?

771
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:54,000
I said, do you want I think Topher came up with that one and I asked him if you could use the Guns N' Roses one too.

772
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,000
And he said yes.

773
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
OK.

774
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
You asked me.

775
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Oh, it was you.

776
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
OK.

777
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000
It was you.

778
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
OK.

779
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,000
When I mentioned Gator country, I mentioned my number one hair of the dog.

780
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Oh, that's right.

781
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
You did.

782
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
OK.

783
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Yep.

784
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
All right.

785
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
That's a great list, Rob.

786
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000
That's a really, really good list.

787
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
All right.

788
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
I'm going to take our second break.

789
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Come back in a minute.

790
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
All right.

791
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000
That's what will happen.

792
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags in a microphone.

793
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,000
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

794
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000
It is.

795
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Two douchebags in a microphone.

796
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Because we all need dick jokes.

797
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

798
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

799
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Real hilarity.

800
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:58,000
May every night at bedtime, you must place your phone and cannot find it for 20 minutes.

801
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:06,000
The 20 minutes are just long enough for you to not be sleeping anymore, ruining your night's sleep.

802
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

803
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Gary Glitter has been named the Reed Singer in the boys' choir of hell.

804
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

805
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

806
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Punxsutawney fills babies are named Shadow and Sonny.

807
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

808
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

809
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Well, so have we.

810
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,000
That's why we give you The Origin of.

811
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
The origin of the goatee.

812
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,000
The goatee is a beard style that dates back to ancient Greece and Rome.

813
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,000
And is named for its resemblance to a goat's beard.

814
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:02,000
The goatee has been worn by many famous men throughout history including Uncle Sam, Henry M. Hoyt, and Mr. Spock.

815
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
The gob ham was often depicted with a goatee.

816
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:09,000
And in medieval and renaissance art, Satan was depicted with a goatee as well.

817
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:16,000
The goatee became popular again in the 1940s as a defining trait of the beatniks and jazz musicians.

818
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:22,000
It fell out of favor again in the 1960s but became fashionable again in the 1990s and 2000s.

819
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,000
The term goatee originated in the late 20th century.

820
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,000
It was originally called a goatee.

821
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,000
The apocalypse just happened.

822
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
You don't know what to do.

823
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
You don't know where to go.

824
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

825
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Elderberries can be a delicious and tasty treat in the wild.

826
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:51,000
During the apocalypse, this can be a great go-to food because it is also medicinal.

827
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
It helps with inflammation to headaches.

828
00:58:53,000 --> 00:59:00,000
And also, maybe you're sore from running from that radioactive antelope or whatever.

829
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Take some elderberries. Maybe you can run a little bit faster and get away from the damn thing.

830
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark.

831
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
And I'm Rob.

832
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000
I've got something to say here real quick.

833
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000
I'm doing a lot of mouth whistling right now.

834
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
And here's what's going on.

835
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,000
I had a crown break off right at my gum line.

836
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:40,000
And I'm having an implant put in.

837
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:48,000
An implant takes like eight months of the gum's healing and the bone healing and all that.

838
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
It's not a simple process.

839
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
That's how come it costs so much.

840
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Okay, so until then they give you this thing called the flipper tooth that you put in and it fits in there.

841
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,000
It looks like a tooth that you can eat with it and all that stuff.

842
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Well, it's being cleaned right now.

843
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
So I got this little cleaning thing.

844
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,000
And I don't have it in so I'm whistling quite a bit when I talk.

845
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
So that's what's going on.

846
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
I think it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

847
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
This month I should be able to go in there.

848
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I think I already have an appointment.

849
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,000
I think it's next week to go ahead and have the tooth implanted into my gums.

850
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000
And then I won't be whistling like I am right now.

851
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
So I apologize for the whistling because I hate it too.

852
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,000
I can't stand it.

853
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,000
But hopefully it will be resolved here in a week or something like that.

854
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
So anyhow.

855
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Okay, Mark.

856
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I'm just going to say I can't hear it.

857
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Really?

858
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I cannot hear it.

859
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
No, I cannot.

860
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Okay, in that case I was joking.

861
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Okay.

862
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,000
I don't know if anybody else can, but I cannot hear it.

863
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Okay.

864
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Maybe it's just me being sensitive to it.

865
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I fucking hate it.

866
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Anyhow.

867
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Anyhow, Rob, I've been talking this whole podcast.

868
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
You got something you want to go into?

869
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Yeah, I do.

870
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Okay.

871
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
This is another little interesting.

872
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Okay.

873
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Zigzag Rolling Papers have introduced a new limited edition portable vinyl record player

874
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:32,000
in celebration of the brand's rich music heritage.

875
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Zigzag says it's synonymous with creative expression and music culture

876
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:44,000
from gracing iconic concert posters with featuring on album art

877
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,000
like Dr. Drake's The Chronic.

878
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:53,000
The suitcase-style turntable is designed for music enthusiasts on the move.

879
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:58,000
It features a convenient carry handle, making it easy to enjoy vinyl records

880
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000
no matter where you are.

881
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,000
The record player is equipped with built-in stereo speakers

882
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,000
that deliver crisp, clear sound,

883
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:14,000
or you can plug in your favorite headphones and immerse yourself in the music.

884
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,000
The three-speed built-in turntable

885
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,000
and it embodies vibrations for smooth playback

886
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000
and wireless Bluetooth connectivity

887
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,000
allows streaming music up to 33-foot away.

888
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,000
It also includes a USB port

889
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:39,000
enabling the playback of music directly from a USB drive

890
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:45,000
so a digital music collection is just as accessible as vinyl.

891
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Wow.

892
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Yeah. It doesn't say where to buy them, but...

893
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Yeah.

894
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Why, look into one.

895
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
No, me too.

896
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
This is a travel turntable.

897
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Yeah, that sounds cool to me.

898
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Yeah.

899
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Okay.

900
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Well, I imagine we could probably look it up and figure out a little bit more about it,

901
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
don't you think?

902
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

903
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:19,000
This article does not tell how to find it,

904
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
but I'm sure you could look it up.

905
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Yeah, I'm gonna look it up.

906
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
I'm sure if you dig enough, you'll find it.

907
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Okay, thank you.

908
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Yeah.

909
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Okay, I gotta go into Super Bowl sweets and their food,

910
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,000
but first I got a little mystery that I want to speak about.

911
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:41,000
Okay, every morning when I go to work, I go through the Country Club Plaza, right?

912
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
You know where it's at, right?

913
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:47,000
The Warner Road Bridge that goes up there,

914
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000
it goes up towards St. Luke's and all that,

915
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000
or you can go right towards Broadway from Warner Road, right?

916
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:57,000
And it goes over Brush Creek first, then you go on 47 either way or up, you know.

917
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Okay, in the middle of that, in Brush Creek, just to the right of the bridge,

918
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:14,000
there was a drone right in the middle of the creek, frozen.

919
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:17,000
How did that happen?

920
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Okay, and then when it thawed, the drone was gone.

921
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Now, did it sink or did someone like come out there,

922
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000
oh, it's gone, now I can go fish it out?

923
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:39,000
And if it went in there in the first place, why would you let it ice over on it?

924
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,000
See what I mean?

925
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000
I'm still perplexed by it.

926
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:45,000
I'm like, how does that, you know?

927
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Anyhow, you're like me, you don't have an answer, so, all right.

928
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Yeah, yeah, there is no answer.

929
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000
I don't know.

930
01:04:53,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Yeah, I mean, if your drone went into a lake, or not a lake, but a creek,

931
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000
it had not been frozen yet.

932
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:10,000
And if it freezes around it and your drone's like halfway submerged,

933
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,000
then you had to let it freeze on it, right?

934
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Yeah, so, and then it disappears when it defrosts.

935
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000
You know, the day we got the rain and everything,

936
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:25,000
a lot of the ice melted on everything, including the creeks, and now it's gone.

937
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000
So, I don't know.

938
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Okay, the famously expensive Super Bowl sweets,

939
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,000
which can reportedly cost up to $2 million, have even more offerings.

940
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,000
There will be sushi and sandwich platters, seafood towers,

941
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:45,000
and luxurious Tomahawk steaks with the Super Bowl 59 logo branded onto the bone.

942
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
How about that?

943
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
I'd save that bone, wouldn't you?

944
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:56,000
It has Super Bowl 59 on it, and it's on a Tomahawk bone, branded in there.

945
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
I would take that sumbitch and I would put it in here somewhere.

946
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,000
I don't know where, on the wall somewhere.

947
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000
I think that's cooler than shit.

948
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:10,000
So, anyhow, 12 hours ago, the hospitality company that partnered with

949
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Caesar Superdome to create a sprawling menu featuring Louisiana favorites

950
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,000
mixed with game day classics.

951
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Specialty items include three different poor boys,

952
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Nola's signature seafood sandwich, alligator sausage of French bread,

953
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:34,000
a lobster cara age sandwich, and a vegetarian twist on Vietnamese bun.

954
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Jambalaya and Cajun beef brisket sandwiches will also be available

955
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:43,000
alongside stadium staples like hot dogs, pretzels, nachos, and more.

956
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Put me in that one right there, the hot dogs and cheeseburgers.

957
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,000
So, anyhow, it says we want to bring life to the city,

958
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,000
but also need to remember it's a football game.

959
01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:01,000
National executive chef Carmen Callot tells people of crafting the menu.

960
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:05,000
It's about marrying the Cajun creel, the French, the Southern,

961
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000
a global melting pot that makes New Orleans so special.

962
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
The surf and turf poor boy is a star dish.

963
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:18,000
It consists of five colossal gulf shrimp, nine-hour smoked short rib,

964
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,000
as well as Mornay and Rumelaid sauce, lettuce and tomato,

965
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:26,000
or Rumelaid I think some people call it, lettuce and tomato on bread

966
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,000
from local Leidenheimer Baking Company.

967
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,000
So in preparation for 62,000 fans attending February 9th game,

968
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Callot and his team of chefs have ordered thousands of ingredients

969
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,000
with roughly 40% coming from No Less suppliers,

970
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:48,000
and 5,000 alligator sausages, 6,500 pounds of shrimp,

971
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:54,000
12,000 oysters, and 50,000 Leidenheimer baguettes.

972
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:58,000
So there.

973
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Okay.

974
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
A lot of food we're talking about.

975
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,000
A lot of gators getting murdered for that.

976
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Yep.

977
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,000
A lot of shrimps getting murdered for that.

978
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,000
All right.

979
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,000
Rob, we turn to you.

980
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Okay.

981
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Did you know that after Satorli Raw,

982
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Eddie Van Halen almost started a super group?

983
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Actually, I did.

984
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000
I was going to cover this on the music creeps.

985
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Go ahead.

986
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,000
I'm not good at now.

987
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Well, no, no, go ahead.

988
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
I'll jump to something else real quick.

989
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,000
No, no, go ahead.

990
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,000
It's cool.

991
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:48,000
Okay.

992
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Before discovering San Diego in 1985,

993
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Eddie was incredibly uncertain about the future of his career.

994
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Seemingly, he had zero idea what his future trajectory would be,

995
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:07,000
and consequently, he came up with the idea of forming an 80s super group.

996
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:12,000
With or without the super group, Eddie Van Halen is a legend already,

997
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,000
and we don't need to paint you a picture as to why.

998
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:19,000
However, if Van Halen ever discovered Hagar,

999
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,000
the legacy of Eddie would have been entirely different,

1000
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:27,000
and it's all because of this ambitious musical dream.

1001
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,000
In an interview with Guitar World in 1996,

1002
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Eddie divulged how and why he was going to form this 80s super group

1003
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000
and told the publication.

1004
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:45,000
My plan at the time, and I wouldn't necessarily call it a solo record

1005
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,000
because Mike and Al would have played on it,

1006
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:54,000
was to get Mike Rutherford of Genesis, Pete Townsend,

1007
01:09:54,000 --> 01:10:00,000
Bill Collins, and Joe Cocker, all of whom I had talked to.

1008
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:05,000
I had written right now back then, and I wanted Joe Cocker to sing on it.

1009
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Wow.

1010
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
It would have been fucking great.

1011
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:12,000
That's what I wanted to do, write a record where I did all the music

1012
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:17,000
and had a different singer on each song added Eddie.

1013
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:23,000
Just imagine if this one would have come to rotation.

1014
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000
That would be cool.

1015
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,000
You would have had a different singer every song.

1016
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:35,000
Another one that I wish would have happened was Ozzy almost joined Van Halen.

1017
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
Yes, yes, I've read that too.

1018
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Eddie and Alex both really wanted Ozzy to sing for them,

1019
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:49,000
and Ozzy and Sharon decided against it, I guess, and keep his solo career.

1020
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,000
But man, what could have been, what could have been, geez.

1021
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,000
Exactly.

1022
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
Yeah, that would have been great.

1023
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:01,000
So anyhow, thank you, Rob.

1024
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,000
Yeah, I mean, we've got so much stuff to cover on the music creeps

1025
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000
that it's like you might as well cover music stuff

1026
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:10,000
because we can't get to it all anyhow.

1027
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Right, right.

1028
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,000
There is a dangerous new sex trend in sweeping college campuses.

1029
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,000
Doctors warn young men they are at risk of death.

1030
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,000
Honey, honey nearly kills people.

1031
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,000
A new sex trend is sweeping college campuses across the US,

1032
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,000
and healthcare professionals are sounding the alarm.

1033
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:36,000
Male students are consuming honey packets that are marketed as sexual enhancers,

1034
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:42,000
but doctors warn that the seemingly unnatural products pose significant health risks.

1035
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,000
The honey packets, which contain natural ingredients,

1036
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,000
are said to boost sexual performance and the intensity of an erection.

1037
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,000
In a recent TikTok video, wait a minute,

1038
01:11:52,000 --> 01:12:00,000
a college kid needs fucking, he needs help with his fucking, what?

1039
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
No way.

1040
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:08,000
Okay, anyhow, the honey packets that contain natural ingredients.

1041
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,000
I mean, the wing blows out of the fucking west, you got a boner.

1042
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,000
What the hell, what are they talking about?

1043
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,000
In a recent TikTok video garnered more than 400,000 views,

1044
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,000
several male students at Arizona State University

1045
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,000
discuss the popularity of the products.

1046
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,000
However, according to USA Today,

1047
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:31,000
investigators have found that many of these packets contain hidden pharmaceutical drugs,

1048
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,000
specifically the same active ingredients found in Cialis and Viagra.

1049
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,000
FDA approved medications for erectile dysfunction.

1050
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,000
These drugs, such as Sinvideli, can cause dangerous side effects,

1051
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:49,000
including sudden blood pressure spikes, chest pain, vision changes, or even heart attacks.

1052
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:53,000
The troubling part is that honey packets are not regulated by the FDA

1053
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:57,000
and they are categorized as dietary supplements,

1054
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,000
and so their contents are not reviewed before reaching the market.

1055
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:05,000
Dr. Jesse Mills, a clinical professor and director of the Men's Clinic at UCLA,

1056
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:12,000
expressed his concerns, noting that college students can purchase these packets without knowing what's inside.

1057
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,000
It's crazy, he said.

1058
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:21,000
You can go to any liquor store or truck stop and buy a honey packet and have no idea what's in there, Mills told the USA Today.

1059
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:27,000
This lack of oversight creates an environment where dangerous products can easily reach consumers.

1060
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Doctors are particularly worried about the combination of these honey packets with alcohol,

1061
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:37,000
a common scenario at college parties.

1062
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Dr. Peter Leone, a professor at the University of North Carolina,

1063
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:47,000
cautioned that this mix could lead to severe drops and put blood pressure, dizziness, and fainting.

1064
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:53,000
I would worry about kids dropping their blood pressure, having issues around passing out or getting dizzy, he said.

1065
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,000
This trend points to a deeper issue with this hookup culture, is what they're saying.

1066
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:05,000
This is what they're saying, I don't know if this is necessarily true, this part of it.

1067
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:10,000
This trend points to a deeper issue, is what they're saying, the hookup culture,

1068
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:16,000
where the focus is less on sexual health but more on performance in comparison with past partners.

1069
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,000
That's been going on forever, right?

1070
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Yeah.

1071
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Yeah, I don't think I know what they're talking about.

1072
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Experts argue that while seeking more pleasurable sexual experiences is not inherently bad,

1073
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:35,000
these unregulated supplements may be an unsafe shortcut.

1074
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:46,000
So, anyhow, okay, I read that article but I also want to say, Rob, we were that age, right?

1075
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Yes.

1076
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Did you not get a boner whenever the wind switched direction?

1077
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:59,000
Yes, I did. I definitely did not need any supplements or any help, that's for sure.

1078
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:08,000
No. It didn't take anything. For no reason, I'd get a fucking boner and go, what the hell? Why now?

1079
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Yeah.

1080
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:14,000
You know, you'd be in a fucking dentist chair and all of a sudden, why did I get a boner?

1081
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:18,000
What the fuck's going on here? Yeah.

1082
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:24,000
Do college kids need that for real? I don't know what happened with American youth but it's not good.

1083
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:32,000
I can tell you that. So, Rob, after all that boner talk, I turn to you.

1084
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:40,000
Okay. If you're planning to beat us, the latest launch from McDonald's Spain is worth giving a try.

1085
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,000
That's probably got to get to go to Spain to get it right now.

1086
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Mm-hmm.

1087
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:53,000
McDonald's Spain has launched the Extreme 2D Pepperoni Burger, which tastes like a pizza.

1088
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:59,000
It combines a mild-flavored fusion of classic flavors and Italian flair.

1089
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:04,000
The Extreme line-up promises to transport you straight to Italy.

1090
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:16,000
According to the report Dextero, the burger was released on January 21, 2025.

1091
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:25,000
The burger includes a combination of flavors inspired by Italy consisting of beef, cheddar cheese, and onions,

1092
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:32,000
complemented by tomato sauce with a way to know and pepperoni bites.

1093
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:45,000
The Extreme 2D Pepperoni Burger will be available in over 625 McDonald's restaurants, as said by McDonald's Spain, or Merco 2.0.

1094
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:56,000
The latest McPizza-like burger is an addition to previously launched Extreme burgers, including Pull Pork and Barbecue Burger.

1095
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:07,000
However, the burger is exclusively available in Spain, and it is not clear that the burger will be taking its way to the U.S. market.

1096
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000
I don't know about you, Dexter.

1097
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,000
I think that would go over good in the U.S.

1098
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:16,000
I think it would too. Wouldn't you love to have a pizza actually and a sandwich?

1099
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,000
Yeah, yeah. I think that would be good.

1100
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:29,000
Yeah. You know, you can't always grab a slice of pizza, you know, it kind of flops over and it's kind of greasy and all that.

1101
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:41,000
But I mean, a burger, like if you're working or something, you know, or driving, a burger you can handle, if it tastes like pizza, that's even a bonus, right?

1102
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000
Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

1103
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:52,000
So there's no indication that it's coming over here at all, is that what you said?

1104
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:58,000
Well, they're not sure yet. They're just trying it out at this point.

1105
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Okay.

1106
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:09,000
I'm going to keep my eyes on it for you. I would like to try one.

1107
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:13,000
I would too.

1108
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:22,000
All right. We go from a pizza burger per se to fossilized vomit. That sound good?

1109
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000
Oh, shit.

1110
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:29,000
All right. Fossilized vomit found in Denmark dates back to 66 million years.

1111
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:35,000
Prehistoric puke held as national treasure. Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark.

1112
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:40,000
They said that, not me, or rather it did 66 million years ago.

1113
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:51,000
Danish scientists say, announced in the recent discovery of a very old shark vomit on the country's cliffs of Stevns, a coastal scenic spot, one hour from Copenhagen.

1114
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:59,000
The prehistoric patch of puke sat there long enough to turn into a fossil.

1115
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Languishing and obscurity until an amateur sleuth made the gross in discovery last November when a shark or shark-like creature, and I'm not sure what the shark-like creature is.

1116
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,000
I couldn't find any information of that at all.

1117
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:21,000
So I guess they're talking about like a dinosaur type of shark creature, possibly that many years ago.

1118
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:29,000
So anyhow, apparently he did not enjoy a meal of sea lilies, whatever those are.

1119
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:37,000
Sea lilies aren't that great to eat because they are almost only skeleton, Dr. Jesper Mellon commented.

1120
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:45,000
The spew sample has already been classified by Denmark as an object of exceptional natural historical value.

1121
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:49,000
That means the vomit belongs to Denmark and is not for sale.

1122
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:54,000
This is a famous piece of puke in the whole world, Dr. Mellon told the Times.

1123
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:58,000
So there you go, fossilized puke.

1124
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,000
We brought it to you first, here.

1125
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:05,000
That's right, hard hitting, hard hitting.

1126
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:10,000
We cover the news that no one else will because they're afraid to.

1127
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Right, Rob?

1128
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,000
Right, right.

1129
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,000
Everyone's afraid of vomit.

1130
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,000
We'll jump right in there.

1131
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:25,000
We will roll up our sleeves and roll around with vomit if that's what it takes to entertain you.

1132
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,000
Right?

1133
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:33,000
Right, and hey, while we're on it, I have another story that you'll never hear anywhere else.

1134
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:39,000
Here you go.

1135
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:44,000
There's eccentric and then there's toko.

1136
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:53,000
The man who single-handedly made entire humanity jump the shark, known as the human colleague.

1137
01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:02,000
This Japanese legend has officially opened doors to Toko Toko Zoo in Satama Prefecture,

1138
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:10,000
where you too can live out your childhood dream of turning into a giant dog.

1139
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:16,000
Toko was a Japanese dude that actually turned himself into a dog.

1140
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,000
Okay.

1141
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:24,000
If I'm honest, it's a suit.

1142
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:36,000
Opened on January 26, 2025, the Toko Toko Zoo does not feature lions, pandas, and grumpy zookeepers scooping up after elephants.

1143
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:49,000
Visitors can get the chance to step into hyper-realistic Alaskan Malamute suits.

1144
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:56,000
According to the zoo's website, guests are encouraged to engage in activities typical of dogs,

1145
01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:06,000
which presumably includes nipping random objects, chasing invisible squirrels, and maybe attempting to bury bones in the couch fish.

1146
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:17,000
This dream-turned-reality is only for those between 4'11 and 5'11, as they can squeeze into the canine suit.

1147
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:26,000
The zookeeper had a report leak clocked in at $311 for a 180-minute session.

1148
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:33,000
If you're having trouble operating the suit's mouth, you need to get a 10% discount.

1149
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:47,000
Okay.

1150
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:52,000
Yeah, it's like the furries.

1151
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:58,000
Rob, have you had the displeasure of witnessing a furry?

1152
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,000
No.

1153
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:03,000
There are people that they dress up in...

1154
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,000
I know what you're talking about. I have not witnessed this.

1155
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:12,000
And they actually want to believe that they're this animal, whatever they dress up like, and that's the way they want to live their life.

1156
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Yeah. Yeah, that's about what this guy did, yeah.

1157
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:21,000
Yeah, and I'm supposed to walk by that and not laugh?

1158
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:29,000
I mean, I'm sorry. You know, I'm the type of guy that if something like that happens, I'm fucking laughing. I mean, I don't know.

1159
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1160
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,000
Yeah, thanks for the entertainment. Needed a little light-hearted.

1161
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:39,000
I'd be asking what the hell's wrong with him.

1162
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:46,000
You know what I'd do? I would like it. I would act like he's a different animal. Like, oh wow.

1163
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:51,000
So what made you decide to be a bear? Huh? What are you talking about?

1164
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:58,000
That is a great bear costume. Huh? Yeah, man, it looks great. Where did you get it at, man? I want to be a bear too.

1165
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:02,000
So where did you get that costume at? Come on, let me know. See what they do.

1166
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:06,000
Ah, oh, ah, ah, ah.

1167
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:10,000
Or you can just hit him in the nuts.

1168
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,000
How about hit him in the nuts?

1169
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,000
Yeah?

1170
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,000
Yeah, that'll work.

1171
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,000
Walk up and go, hey, did you? Bam.

1172
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:24,000
And then just walk off and go, there you go.

1173
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:30,000
All right.

1174
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:35,000
Are we closing this down or you got anything you want to talk about?

1175
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:39,000
Um, I'm sure it's been on my head.

1176
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:46,000
All right. Well, I had some other stuff, but that little doo-doo-doo is I can't find it suddenly.

1177
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:51,000
So I guess we're going to end this bitch by default.

1178
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:56,000
So, all right, everybody, thank you for joining us.

1179
01:24:56,000 --> 01:25:03,000
Ruthann, if you're listening to me, give me another chance. I'm sorry. I've learned. I've changed my ways.

1180
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,000
Please, for me, Ruthann.

1181
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:11,000
Rob loves you. He's brokenhearted. He's brokenhearted, Ruthann.

1182
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:15,000
Come back for Rob. You and Rob can make fun of me. I'll shut up.

1183
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:20,000
I'll shut off my mic and I'll let you guys make fun of me for a whole 40 minutes.

1184
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,000
Isn't that a good deal?

1185
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,000
Sounds good to me.

1186
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:31,000
So come back, Ruthann. Come on. We both have our arms out, but you can deny me, but you can't deny Rob.

1187
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:34,000
Rob, are you sad?

1188
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,000
Yes, I am very sad.

1189
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,000
See? You can hear it.

1190
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:43,000
I'm going to leave three hours sleep tonight.

1191
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:49,000
So there you go. That's what you're doing to this young man here, Rob. You're destroying him.

1192
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:55,000
So think about it. Don't be selfish just because you're mad at me and I'm a dick. Don't take it out on Rob.

1193
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:59,000
Hey, everybody, thanks for listening. Good night, assholes.

1194
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,000
Good night, assholes.

1195
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:05,000
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids.

1196
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:09,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1197
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:36,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.