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And now it's time for...

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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We are...

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...in the...

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Strange, but true.

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Tico Cemetery is one of the cemeteries where the state of Ohio buried the residents of Columbus Mental Hospital.

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The gravestones are all the same size and shape, many without names.

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The most striking feature is that there is some headstones just marked...

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...specimens.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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I'll never forget the day we met, but I'll keep trying.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you...

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...first world problems.

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What in the devil?

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My bank is really out of calendars.

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What do they expect me to do? Go to Walmart and buy a $3.00 in calendar?

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This is complete bullshit. I am outraged.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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If you melt dry ice...

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...can you swim without getting wet?

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I may never know.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone invade your ear holes in...

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...A! Who took a dump in the cooler?

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, as we were just discussing, you're wore the hell out.

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Yeah, I've had a long day.

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Hey, I'm still here. I'm still here.

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Well, I've already had four hours of podcasting, so we'll see how well I hang.

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I just put up, just a little side note, a conversation we had with Wyatt...

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...down at the city market.

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Very nice man.

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He was a truck driver all his life. He had to give up because he had a stroke.

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He lives around the city market.

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And he is a very interesting guy.

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He is an older black male.

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But he loves Metallica, Poison, Motley Crue.

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Yes. Right on.

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Yeah. And I didn't think he liked Metallica. I thought he was making fun of them.

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Because I'm not a huge Metallica fan anymore. I liked their first three albums.

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And then he clarified it a little bit later. And I'm like, oh, you really do like them.

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He goes, yeah. He goes, I got my mandatory Metallica on right now in my headphones.

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I'm like, oh shit. I'm going, okay.

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I said, well then, I said, I've got to clarify mine.

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And I think what happened is, I think I'm a fan of Cliff Burton's style of writing.

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And then when that had to go away because he passed away...

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...I think that the new style of writing I didn't care for.

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And that started coming into fruition on the black album and some of Anjustice.

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Because they had a few songs in the can after Master of Puppets during their tour for Anjustice.

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And those were probably the two songs that I liked of Anjustice.

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And then the black album, there's a couple of songs I thought were okay.

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But I told them, I said, you know, I like Metallica, but I don't...

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I loved their first three albums. But then after that they lost me with Load and Reload and all that stuff.

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But I didn't care for it. And I guess he still liked them.

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But he's a really interesting guy.

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And we were talking about how Lars Yurek can still bash about the same amount.

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And I was like, that's interesting.

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But he brought up this.

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Remember when Metallica said to everybody in the world...

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And this is over Napster and Limelight and all those, right?

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And they said that, hey, this stuff is going to ruin music.

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This is going to ruin our money. People are stealing our art.

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And they were right. Look at what it's become, Rob.

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Yeah, they don't make shit off of it anymore because of that.

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And Lars and Metallica in particular were the ones that really had an issue with it.

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And it turns out they were right.

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So, yeah, you're right.

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Yeah. Anyhow, so, anyhow.

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Hey, Helm. I had a really cool day today at the River Market with Topher.

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We had Wyatt, a very cool dude.

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And it's available right now as a one-off.

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I took it, I segmented it, and I put it right there as a one-off.

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So it just says like a conversation with Wyatt.

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So I encourage you to listen to it. He's a very funny guy.

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And we just had a blast just shooting this shit about a little bit of everything.

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And it was very cool.

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I'll listen to it tomorrow.

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Okay, cool. I think you'll like it.

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And I hope he comes around more because he's an interesting guy and I know he has a lot of stories.

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So anyhow, and him and I share a lot of stuff about the City Market.

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When we were children, we used to come up there all the time.

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And I lived in northeast Kansas City just a couple of miles away.

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And like I was saying in the conversation, we bought our first cat from there.

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We named him Tiger.

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And the reason we bought that particular kitten was he was the one not getting food.

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He was a runt and everybody was like, you know, scooting him to his side.

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He lived over 20 years and he was the best cat we'd ever had.

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He was fantastic.

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And that's another reason I think that place is so magical for me, you know.

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And also interesting people like Wyatt come by there.

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There is something about that corner.

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The most interesting people come by and they want to talk generally.

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So anyhow, so then we recorded Sports Bastards.

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We make fun of the national media idiots that always take a shit on us.

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We're back to back Super Bowl champs, but we have something to prove.

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I honestly think, Rob, it's East Coast bias.

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They don't like little brother in the middle of the country competing with the big dogs.

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And that's just it.

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I also think that their version of us is all skewed as well.

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I've traveled to good people.

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It really is.

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They don't want the chief showing up, the Patriots.

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Yeah, they don't like that.

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They don't like that.

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I've traveled to good people and you guys know about a lot of it.

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I've spoken about a lot of it.

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I've heard repeatedly how we are nothing but wheat and corn crops over here.

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You know, I used to deliver the news about our rolling hills, our large oak and maple trees,

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the very scenic byways, the Missouri River and such.

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You know, I almost believe that they kind of thought I was embellishing a bit, that it wasn't like that.

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But if they ever came here, they would find out it's different.

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You can't find a wheat field around here.

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You know, you can find some cattle.

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Yeah, and you can run into some corn fields too.

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But I mean, you know, they really have that kind of a vision of us.

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And I think it's because Hollywood portrays us as that pretty much.

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You know, Midwest, oh yeah, the Waltons, all that stuff.

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So anyhow, then we recorded the music creeps for this week.

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And we both have way too much coffee.

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And we kept having to pause the show because him and I had to piss constantly.

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I had three cups before we had two more at the City Market.

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I had three cups leaving the house.

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And then I had two more at the City Market.

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And I felt my hands going numb.

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And relax, it's not a stroke thing.

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It's effects of caffeine that include hands going numb, dizziness, and heart fluttering.

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I didn't have the heart fluttering.

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And I had a little bit of the dizziness, but I definitely have the hands going numb.

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So anyhow, but we reached 50 degrees today.

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I know 50 degrees, it isn't laying out or beach weather.

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But next to that sub-zero bullshit, it feels like a heat wave, doesn't it?

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Yeah, I was in short sleep today.

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It was fun.

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It was great, man.

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There's something about that first warm snap after sub-zero that you just re-energize.

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The sun's out and you're like, wow, I remember this.

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This is excellent.

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So anyhow, but I also realized this.

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I have a new pet peeve, Rob.

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Uh-oh.

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Anything that is cut in a French fry, object-like, you know, like a strip or whatever.

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And if it's deep-fried, they call it a French fry of some sort, like chicken fries, cheese

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fries.

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I mean, I would actually like fried ibuprofen, at least it tastes good when the fucker went

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down, you know?

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So anyway.

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Yeah, but I do not boof ibuprofen.

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Did you hear that?

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I do not boof it.

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And if you see...

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No takin'.

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No takin'.

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If you see any pictures of me boofin' it, it's obviously fake and you're to grab them

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and tear them up immediately, okay?

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I've never admitted...

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I've never administered it rectally.

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So no, I do not boof ibuprofen.

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So I'm just telling you right now, it wasn't me and those pictures have been doctored.

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So if you see that, Rob, what do you do?

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I rip it up.

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That's right.

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So, anyhow, these fry things piss me off because everything's a fry now.

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Pickle fries, green bean fries, fuckin' cheese fries, chicken fries.

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They're not fries.

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Do you agree with me?

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The only fry is a potato.

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It's a French fry.

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You can call them like little chicken...

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Yeah, potato.

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You can call them chicken crisps.

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You can call them fried green beans.

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You can call them fried pickles.

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Some people do.

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But they are not French fries.

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So people stop.

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Businesses stop.

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They're not French fries.

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French fries are potatoes only.

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So anyhow, that's my pet peeve.

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So anyhow, you know, I'm waiting for Duncan's or Starbucks or someone to come up with deep

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Wouldn't that be awesome?

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Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.

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Yeah, you know, I could hear it right now.

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A golden fried pouch with a delicious coffee center.

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You know, I hope Duncan beats Starbucks to it, okay, because I could handle a coffee-filled

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Long John.

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Imagine that.

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Instead of custard or cream-filled...

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Oh my God, that'd be awesome.

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Yeah.

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And now custard and cream-filled is fine.

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But if you had to wake up and you wanted a donut, you got it all in one.

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You don't have to hunt down a cup of coffee.

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Yeah.

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You just gotta let it cool off a little bit, because you don't want all that steaming hot

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coffee like going crazy in your throat while you're eating that Long John.

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Well, it also freshens up the Long John.

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Yes.

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It makes it hot.

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There's nothing better than a hot donut.

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You see, I think we're onto something here.

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Coffee.

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Oh, there you go.

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And I've been to catered events, you know, where they have...

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I think you probably had it too.

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You've worked at places that had breakfast catered before, right?

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And they have those big boxes of coffee, and they have the creamers and the stirrers and

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all that.

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You wouldn't need that anymore.

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You would be, we'll take the coffee donut combo, please.

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And then you might have a couple of things of orange juice, and that's it, man.

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A couple little cups.

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But all you need is the packs of donuts with coffee in them, and you're good.

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You don't need the boxes of coffee, and half of them go to waste, because people only drink

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a little bit of them and all that.

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People will eat all the donuts.

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It's been proven.

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If there's donuts out, people will finish them.

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No big deal.

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Right.

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If you have coffee in the middle of them, then suddenly you've got everything you need

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right there.

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So let's say you grab one and you want to get back to your saw, Rob, but you know, your

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coffee's going to get little fucking metal bits in it and all that, right?

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So you eat your Long John filled coffee filled Long John, and you go back and you're fine,

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right?

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Yeah.

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That sounds great to me.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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So anyhow, I think that's great.

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You'll probably never do it, but you know, I mean, coffee incorporated in a donut, I

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think is too far reached.

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I think it is asking too much of life to give that to you, right?

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I think that like people, you know, are like, oh, no, no, no, you got to have one or the

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other.

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You can't have both, which I do not agree with.

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So well, I hate to hurt your feelings, but they will never come up with that because

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they make money on the doughnuts and then they make money on the coffee.

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You know what?

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You're right, Rob.

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And I got to move you here because you're going to sound like you're yelling again.

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Okay.

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I got to move you because like your, your sound waves on here are going nuts.

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So that was part of what you're saying about it.

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It sounds like you're yelling.

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I had to move you a bit.

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So at first it's going to sound like you're yelling.

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Now I got you over a little bit, the Bluetooth.

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So but, but, um, I, I realized this the other day.

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Um, okay.

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Every morning, you know, I'm, uh, I'm at work and I'm putting my work boots on and I have

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a little half locker, right?

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Okay.

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And with all my other work attire, it's hard to get those big boots in there.

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Okay.

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They're like really tall boots that I have to wear because of the job I do.

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And they're really hard to get into that locker.

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So every more, every evening when I'm leaving, I'm in a hurry and I stuff those fuckers just

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however I can.

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So every morning these fuckers jump out at me when I open my locker.

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Well the other morning there's some people walking by and these fucking boots come out

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and hit me in the face.

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They kicked me right in the face.

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Oh yeah.

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I was pretty embarrassed.

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I mean it hurt a little bit, but more, more, you know, like look at this stupid ass over

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there.

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His fucking boots just smashed him in the mouth.

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I mean, but every, every night I know this, every night I crumple them in there because

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I'm like, oh shit, man, I got to get, you know, man, shit, I'm late and all this stuff.

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And then I'm like, I will remember in the morning, I'm going to open up my locker and

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I'm going to stand back.

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Every morning I forget it.

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And every morning I get fucking boots like spring loaded at me.

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Just boom.

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Well, you know, it smacked me in the face.

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It smacked me right in the mouth and in the, in the chin the other day.

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So I might remember it next time.

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I think, I hope.

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It's like being in high school again.

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Yeah, it is.

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You're right, Ron.

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When you shut the locker, you open it, it falls everywhere.

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And in high school you always said, oh, I'm going to remember it tomorrow.

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And you never do.

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And that same shit happens.

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Yeah.

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I want to see, I'm sure there's a camera around there somewhere.

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I want to see the camera footage of that.

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I do.

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It probably looked like a spring loaded booby trap.

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Like, oh my God, look what somebody did.

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They had someone that they rigged his locker to where his boots kicked him right in the

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face.

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That's pretty cool.

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No, it was my own doing, my own stupid doing.

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So yeah, you know, I guess I'm doomed to that and the occasional facial bruise maybe.

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Right.

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So okay.

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I have a couple of things here about Cass County and Henry County.

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Do you want to hear them, Rob?

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Yeah, sure.

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Okay.

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Cass County, we both grew up there.

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And Henry County is just to the south and east of Cass County and is home of who?

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Who is it a home of?

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Montrose.

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Montrose.

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Yep.

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Yes.

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So first off, okay.

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I saw where Cass County, Missouri is going to make a fallen officer monument at the county's

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justice center, the one right off I-49, the newer one, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, right there.

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I-49 and two.

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Yeah.

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Well, I hope like hell it's going to replace that hideous brick fireplace monument.

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I need to make it up there.

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Yeah, I'm hoping the fallen police officer, it clicked off for a second.

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So if I'm going over this too bad, okay, because I'm not going to go back and try to get back

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to where I was on here.

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So if there's clipping and we go over something, that's just the way it is because this program

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sucks.

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Okay.

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So I'm hoping that that fallen police officer monument replaces that goofy ass brick monument.

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And you said that you haven't seen it yet, but you've heard about it, right?

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No, I have not.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, the brick monument is just fucking retarded.

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Oh, I mean, I don't think you say retarded anymore.

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It's mentally...

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Oh, you think?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's mentally...

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It's mentally challenged.

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It's mentally challenging.

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So, okay, yeah, it is mentally challenged to have that thing out there because this was

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named after the Burnt District.

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The Burnt District is where the Jayhawkers and the Bushwhackers during the Civil War,

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Missouri was the Bushwhackers and Kansas was the Jayhawkers.

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Okay.

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So they were fighting each other.

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So the Bushwhackers went over and burnt down Lawrence.

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So they're expecting retaliation.

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So what they did is they burnt all the woods around them so they could see the Jayhawkers

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coming for them, right?

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That is called the Burnt District.

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And so they wanted to, I guess, salute the Burnt District or whatever and build a statue

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of the Burnt District.

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The only thing I could think of, and this thing is really freaking out on me, it's pissing

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me off.

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So the only thing I could think of, Rob, was to build a large fireplace as a statue.

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Yeah, that's ridiculous.

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I'd heard of.

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Yeah.

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I mean, couldn't they have found like a Civil War hero, like a local one, and made a statue

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of him instead of a fireplace?

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I mean, really.

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So that was the Cass County one.

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So let me go to the Montrose one.

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And yeah, it's Montrose that is in the news.

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In the recount.

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Yes.

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Well, as we know, our favorites thought the power plant was demolished, right?

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Yes.

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Okay, well, this is from Per Fox Four.

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Henry County, Missouri residents and the Cass County Commission are speaking out about high

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levels of chemicals found in the air and water in a recent report.

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It's a story Fox Four brought to you Thursday, January 23rd and Friday, January 24th.

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Evergy used to have a power plant near Montrose Lake that's at the center of a lawsuit from

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a county resident.

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The old plant nearly 90 miles southeast of downtown Kansas City, Missouri, the Henry

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County Commission held a meeting Monday night at the Benson Convention Center as people

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wanted to hear about what the company's response would be to report from January.

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So Evergy owned the power plant and they had it tore down because they don't use it anymore.

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Okay.

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So Thursday, January 23rd, Fox Four obtained it from Triangle Environmental Service and

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Engineering and revealed drinking water samples exceeded the radium.

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We're talking about radium, dude.

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Radium 226.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, of total radium default target levels 226 over.

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DTLs, if I read this correctly, or Bill Stewart's party paid Triangle to come out with this.

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So we don't know where these chemicals have come from, Kaseley said in an interview with

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Fox Four before the meeting.

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Everybody knows that we have facilities here and so as a result, they're pointing at our

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facility, but the fact of the matter is we don't know where it comes from.

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So they're saying they have nothing to do with it.

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So let me make this clear.

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This is all alleged.

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They are blaming the power plant for these.

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So we're going to see what happens in this lawsuit.

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That one is a known carcinogen and the other is radium, radiation.

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Yeah.

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That's pretty much it.

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Anybody would take that.

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It's kind of given.

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I know.

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I know.

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That's the only thing around there.

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I know.

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It's interesting.

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Unless somebody's dumping something.

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That's the only thing.

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I mean, look, I'm not going to say that it's definitely the power plant that had it or

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something.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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It's alleged.

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And we've got to remember this was a coal plant.

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It was not a nuclear plant.

448
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It was not a nuclear.

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It was coal.

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Yeah, it was coal.

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So if it was a nuclear plant, I think you could probably safely say that it had something

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to do with it.

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But it was a coal plant that should have nothing to do with radiation.

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Now, I know this.

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Radon gas comes from the ground.

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Radon gas is deadly.

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And if anyone is smart, they get their house checked for radon gas because it is silent

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and it kills you.

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It comes up from the ground.

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There's no rhyme or reason.

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And when it comes up from the ground, you breathe it in, not knowing it, and you just

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don't wake up.

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All right.

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So is this something like that?

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I don't know enough about it.

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This is what the lawyers are going to figure out on this whole deal.

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But there you go.

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Cass County, Henry County in the middle of different things.

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So wow.

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Yeah.

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And as a matter of fact, I think I'm going to start a petition.

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Get rid of the fucking fireplace and put something good in there.

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And then Montrose, listen, we make fun of you, but we hope you get this resolved because

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that is not good.

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That's not good.

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Radium.

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That's putting people's lives in jeopardy.

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Radium and that other chemical that has a carcinogen that I can't seem to pronounce.

479
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There were seven people that were there.

480
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Yeah.

481
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Was it carthium?

482
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,040
I think it's actually pronounced carthium, thinking about it.

483
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But anyhow, yeah, so yeah, that's pretty freaky stuff.

484
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So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go to?

485
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Yeah, I do.

486
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I'm going to lighten it up here.

487
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Good.

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We need it.

489
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Pringles is trying something new with its latest innovation, revealing the limited time

490
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collaboration with Miller Lite Beer in 2025.

491
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OK.

492
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The two popular brands teamed up to create beer can chicken Pringles.

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Oh, OK.

494
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Which are scheduled to come out in May, and fans aren't quite sure what to think of the

495
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upcoming tips.

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The new product was announced at a recent Telenova presentation.

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Food influencer Snack-A-Lator posted about the beer can chicken Pringles saying, I told

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you all that 2025 was going to be wild for snacks, and now we're getting Miller Lite

499
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Beer flavored Pringles.

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They shared a description of the chips, citing the official announcement, fire up your taste

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buds with a crispy hoppy aroma and roasted chicken flavor.

502
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:40,200
The best of your grill and a new snackable.

503
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,560
I hope it's good beer chicken, because Rob, I think you're going to know what I'm talking

504
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,720
about and certain people will know what I'm talking about.

505
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,240
OK.

506
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,080
There's good beer chicken and there's bad beer chicken, right?

507
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,080
Right.

508
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:59,600
And it's all on how you prepare it.

509
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,040
I'm hoping it's the good beer chicken, not the other stuff that most people don't like.

510
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,800
It's going to be in potato chips.

511
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,800
I'm going to give it a try.

512
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,800
What about you?

513
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,800
I'm going to go, yeah, I'll give it a shot.

514
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,520
Coincidentally Coors Lite.

515
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,800
OK, I'll start this off like this.

516
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,680
The day after the Super Bowl is known as the Monday Blues.

517
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,360
OK, football season's over.

518
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:31,000
Baseball, if you like it, is in spring training.

519
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,880
Hockey is doing OK, but you're not quite to the climax and that is a long season.

520
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,440
So it's kind of like a down period.

521
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,400
You know, weather's still shitty, you're waiting for spring to show up, right?

522
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:48,000
So Coors Lite came out with, well they're going to come out with Monday Blues beer for

523
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,840
that Monday only.

524
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,560
And it's a beer specifically for the Blues you have when the Super Bowl is over and you're

525
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,320
waiting for spring to show up.

526
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,440
So I think I'm going to stick with Yanling.

527
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,440
What about you?

528
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,440
Yeah.

529
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
OK.

530
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,200
Well, Yanling or Miller Lite.

531
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:14,240
You know what, I mean, to me, I like Miller Lite, but to me it's a summer thing strictly.

532
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:20,160
During the winter, I think during the summer if you want to poke down 20 of them with friends

533
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,160
because there's not that much alcohol content in it, yes.

534
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,320
But during the winter I'm not drinking as many these days.

535
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,320
So, you know.

536
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,640
Yeah, but you know what, that's true.

537
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,120
And I don't drink that many either, man.

538
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,400
I mean, I only drink really when I'm on a cruise or on vacation.

539
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,160
Other than that, around the house, I really don't have that much.

540
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,200
I just don't have an interest in it, you know.

541
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,680
Well, I'm definitely getting there.

542
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,840
Rob, you sound so much better.

543
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,840
You really, really do.

544
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,720
Personality wise, you sound happier.

545
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,000
Yeah.

546
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,640
Your voice is stronger.

547
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:05,120
There's just so many things that are coming about that make me remember you even better.

548
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,120
Does that make sense?

549
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,120
Yeah.

550
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,120
Yeah.

551
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,440
You know, we haven't seen anybody in a while.

552
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,760
But the way you're sounding is kind of like where we left off.

553
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Exactly.

554
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,760
Yeah.

555
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:20,160
And I know I sound different and I speak different and I think different and all that, but I

556
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,320
think you still have a pretty good resemblance of what I sound like back then and now, right?

557
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,880
Yes, yes.

558
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,880
Yeah.

559
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,640
Well, you sounding like this reminds me of how you sounded back then, if that makes any

560
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,640
sense.

561
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,320
So I think it does.

562
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,620
So anyhow, good.

563
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:39,560
What I'm saying is you're doing a great job, Rob.

564
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,560
Keep up the good work.

565
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,560
Well, thank you.

566
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,560
All right.

567
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,560
I'm like, I'm going to keep working on it.

568
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560
Yeah.

569
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,560
Yeah.

570
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,560
Yeah, you know what?

571
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,840
You're too old and also you want to walk your granddaughter down the aisle.

572
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,920
The only way you're going to do that is doing certain things.

573
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,000
And one of them is you can drink.

574
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,760
You just cannot do it all the time.

575
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,760
Exactly.

576
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,760
Yeah.

577
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760
So anyhow, you know what?

578
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760
We got lighter on that.

579
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,240
So I'm going to leave all that alone.

580
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,960
I'm just going to say, Rob, great job.

581
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,960
So let's take our first break and then we'll come back with some more whatever.

582
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960
Sound good?

583
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,960
Sounds good.

584
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960
All right.

585
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,960
We'll be back.

586
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,960
You watched the news.

587
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,960
It looks grim.

588
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,960
Is this an apocalypse?

589
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,960
Inevitable?

590
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,960
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple links to the podcast.

591
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:39,200
We have the Post-Apocalypse.

592
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,720
Homemade dye from plants are essential.

593
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:46,560
The dyes can be used to mark locations on trees, even to color clothing or to be laid

594
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,520
out to where footprints or paw prints could be left.

595
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,840
The dye can be placed on the ground around the perimeter of your dwelling.

596
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,760
So if you have to leave, evidence will be present to assess the situation.

597
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,760
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

598
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:06,720
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

599
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,200
Well, so have we.

600
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,520
That's why we give you The Origin of.

601
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602
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:19,540
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603
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:27,800
From around 300 to 500 AD were the first recorded knit socks worn by anybody in the world.

604
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,560
Why, what a burger, you say?

605
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:43,600
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606
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,680
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607
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608
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609
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610
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,720
Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

611
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:14,320
Hey girl, do you work at Subway?

612
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,720
Cause you just gave me a foot long.

613
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,680
A constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

614
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,520
It's strange insults from an alien.

615
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,520
Real hilarity.

616
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:38,000
Your face just made me agnostic.

617
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,600
Two douchebags and microphone operating from middle of America, I am Mark.

618
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,600
And I am Rob.

619
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,920
Well, I've been jacking my jaw this time for quite a while, so we're going to turn to you

620
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,200
and see what you have to say, Rob.

621
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:57,320
Alright, I'm jumping to the Kelseys.

622
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,160
Okay, I mean it's a hot subject right now.

623
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,160
Love them or hate them.

624
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,160
Right, yes.

625
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,160
Yeah.

626
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:12,320
Jason Kelsey has a tough decision to make here.

627
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:17,640
The team he played 13 years for is in the Super Bowl again.

628
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,920
His brother is on the other team that's in the Super Bowl again.

629
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Uh huh.

630
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:31,120
So who does the legendary coach center root for on game day, despite the fact that Jason

631
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,640
no longer plays for the Philadelphia Eagles?

632
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,240
You know, that's funny because I've thought that.

633
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:41,080
I'm like, I wonder who he's going to go for.

634
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,040
The answer is already here.

635
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,040
Okay.

636
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:50,960
Next to an old clip from the New Heights podcast, the listener asked the question and Jason

637
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:57,200
said without hesitation that he's root for the Eagles over Travis's chief.

638
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:02,720
But he'll root for Travis to have a good game.

639
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,280
I think that's reasonable.

640
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,280
It makes sense.

641
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,820
Yeah, I would expect him to and that's how I thought he would go too.

642
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:15,720
He wants his little brother to do well, but he wants his team that he played for for so

643
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,280
long and that he loves to win.

644
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,880
So I get it.

645
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,000
That's pretty cool.

646
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,760
So that actually came up before this happened, right?

647
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,760
Yeah.

648
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,840
That's the way I'm taking it.

649
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,880
They said it's an older clip.

650
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880
Oh, okay.

651
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,360
Well, yeah, that's what it sounded like.

652
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:47,280
How's an air taxi sound, Rob?

653
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280
I don't know.

654
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,280
Okay.

655
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:57,200
Well, let's say you're in Camden and you want to get to Kansas City in about 30 minutes.

656
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:01,120
There's an air taxi company that can do that for you.

657
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,120
Does that sound good?

658
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,420
I mean, I don't know about the price.

659
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:05,960
The price may take us all out of it.

660
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,200
I don't know.

661
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,480
But to me, that sounds pretty cool.

662
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,640
Besides that, you're like, I'm in Camden Airport right next door to where I work where they

663
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,000
could pick me up.

664
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000
See?

665
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Yeah.

666
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,360
Let's say you want to get up here and do douchebags at the city market, right?

667
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360
Right.

668
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,040
And you need to get up here soon.

669
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,760
You had some stuff to do Saturday morning.

670
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,560
You had to go to the bank and do some other stuff.

671
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,160
But then you had to be up here at noon and it's like 1120 or something.

672
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,160
1130.

673
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,400
Air taxi comes and gets you, takes you up here and you're up here at noon when we start

674
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,440
the podcast up there at the city market.

675
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440
I think that sounds phenomenal.

676
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,360
Yeah, I think it sounds cooler than hell.

677
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,760
Well now, this is almost to fruition.

678
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:55,360
Air taxi company completes 400 test flights four months early than expected.

679
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:00,480
The flights produce data used to evaluate a refined flying vehicle loads, vibrations,

680
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,520
performance and handling.

681
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:09,120
That flying taxi company from Archer Aviation has completed 400 test flights.

682
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,960
The flights include longer distant flights to gather data, increasing daily operations

683
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:20,560
to simulate busy flight days, landing various wind conditions and hovering to collect data

684
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,360
on noise.

685
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:28,720
Archer recently has more than 1.5 billion in funding and various other forms of funding

686
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:34,040
and should add another 400 million in capital to help launch the company in the next year

687
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,200
or two.

688
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:41,480
It's simply going to be called Air Taxi Company.

689
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,760
They have another little thing.

690
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,440
This isn't the Air Taxi Company.

691
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,160
This is another company.

692
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,440
It's like personalized drone service.

693
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:57,240
Let's say I found Stro's Fire Brewed Beer.

694
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,960
We both know that from our childhood, right?

695
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,320
Let's say I find a bottle of that and I want to get it to you.

696
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,600
I'm like, you know what?

697
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,480
I want to get it today.

698
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,880
I get ahold of this flying drone service and this is happening right now.

699
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,560
It's going on right now.

700
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:16,080
You call them up or get on the website and it says, yeah, we're going to charge you $50

701
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:21,160
for that drone to take it to Camdenton to Rob's house at his front porch.

702
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,880
$100, whatever.

703
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:30,640
So it is a personalized flying drone service where you can actually take merchandise to

704
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,400
other people.

705
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,800
This is also maybe... Yeah.

706
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,120
This may be the beginning.

707
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:44,640
This is called the Flying Drone Delivery Service as of right now.

708
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,640
It's going on right now.

709
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,800
You could actually hire them right now.

710
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,320
I think the price is a little high.

711
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:53,320
They need more people to start ordering to get the price down, right?

712
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,360
But they also think that this may be the way that Amazon and Walmart and all these places

713
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,360
are going.

714
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:04,040
Costco, you know, whenever they deliver something to your house, if it's small enough, it could

715
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,520
be a drone.

716
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:10,620
And it could be straight from the warehouse, straight to your house.

717
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:14,160
So it's more direct, less time.

718
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,440
And also, you can do it yourself.

719
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,780
Like I said, I want to get you something.

720
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,320
I found a Tony Ohmi coffee mug like mine.

721
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,320
Okay?

722
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,080
I'm like, man, I want Rob to have this fucker.

723
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,920
So I send it to you.

724
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,160
And the drone takes it.

725
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,880
You get something on your phone that says, Rob, you have a package at your front door,

726
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:34,880
flying drone service.

727
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,760
You come out there, grab it, it goes.

728
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,120
Now I think there's a little bit to something like there's a code or something.

729
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,800
From what I could tell is there's like compartments in these drones.

730
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,920
Okay?

731
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,640
And that's how it works.

732
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,080
There are bigger drones so they can fit something in there.

733
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,240
I mean, you know, you can't put everything in there, right?

734
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,480
Like if it's too big, a car axle, they're not going to be able to do it, you know?

735
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,080
But let's say you got a coffee mug, like the chiefs went again and I got three people mug

736
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,160
I found up here that they don't sell down there.

737
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,680
I'm like, man, I want to get this to Rob.

738
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:14,000
So that I think what it does, it didn't say this, but I gather it from how it kind of

739
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,200
illustrated everything is this right here.

740
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:22,120
When it hovers and it stops, you have a code that you have to put in and then the hatch

741
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,640
opens up, you grab your product, it closes and it comes back.

742
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,640
Okay.

743
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,640
Yeah.

744
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:34,400
I think that's cooler than shit.

745
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,960
And these are, yeah.

746
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960
And these are.

747
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,960
That was the end.

748
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,960
Yeah.

749
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:46,560
So anyhow, both of those, air taxi and a drone delivery service, I am on board 100% with all

750
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,560
of them.

751
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,560
So all right, Rob.

752
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,560
Wow.

753
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,560
Pretty cool.

754
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,360
All right, Rob, we turn to you once again.

755
00:38:53,360 --> 00:39:03,080
Last Saturday, employees at Row 21 in South Jose about an hour south of San Francisco,

756
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,120
which is a Vietnamese restaurant.

757
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,120
Okay.

758
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:13,360
We're less stunned when a man entered the restaurant at 740 AM, 20 minutes before it

759
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,360
was scheduled to open.

760
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:22,120
The man asked to use the bathroom and then slipped into the back of the restaurant.

761
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:29,880
He reappeared moments later, making a beeline for one of the restaurant's three robot servers.

762
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:40,320
Wrapping his arms around the empty $18,000 machine, he wrestled it toward the exit, wobbling

763
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,320
under its weight.

764
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,320
Okay.

765
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:49,040
And employees tried to intervene, but the thief operatively powered through, driving

766
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,280
the bot out the door in a bizarre getaway attempt.

767
00:39:53,280 --> 00:40:00,120
The donate criminal dragged the robot outside and when they lost Star Wars, put the robot

768
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,120
in his car.

769
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:08,600
The employees rushed outside just in time to reclaim the blood waiter, cutting the deep

770
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,600
scorned ice short.

771
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600
Hmm, good.

772
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,600
They didn't even get the damn thing.

773
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:18,600
The criminal who initially gave up got into his vehicle and drove off.

774
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:26,040
The police were made aware that no formal response or action from them was necessary.

775
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:35,480
After the deaths had settled, staff revealed that even if the thief had stolen the robot,

776
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,120
it would have been completely useless.

777
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:46,120
The machine requires specialized programming, making it inoperable outside the restaurant.

778
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,240
Huh, okay.

779
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,240
Very cool.

780
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:57,800
Yeah, it would be no good, even if he did get stolen.

781
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,800
Ha ha, dickhead.

782
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,800
Dumbass of the week.

783
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800
Yep, yep.

784
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,800
He wins that, dumbass of the week.

785
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,800
Good job, asshole.

786
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800
Good job.

787
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Ha, cool.

788
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,800
What was I going to do?

789
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:17,560
I know what I'm going to go into.

790
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:24,080
I have a Jeffy X list here, but it's got an article accommodating it at first, but let's

791
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,800
take our second break and we'll come back with it.

792
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,520
Why two douchebags and a microphone?

793
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,120
Because two fuckdunts and a recorder was taken.

794
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:42,600
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper, it's strange insults from an alien, real hilarity.

795
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,520
Your proof, the Jane Pool made life gardens.

796
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:52,240
When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes

797
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,240
a stinky asshole.

798
00:41:53,240 --> 00:42:02,240
Now, from this underground bunker encamped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned

799
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:09,600
food, and a couple of vibrating toys is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

800
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:15,960
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

801
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,960
That needs to happen.

802
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,960
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

803
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,960
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

804
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,960
Well, so have we.

805
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:30,680
That's why we give you the origin of.

806
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,840
What is the origin of Mountain Dew?

807
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:38,600
Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

808
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,040
Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville

809
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,640
obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor, preferably whiskey.

810
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:51,520
So the two developed their own now known as Mountain Dew.

811
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,760
Two douchebags and a microphone.

812
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,320
The only podcast with gusto.

813
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,640
That's right.

814
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,240
It's like slits beer.

815
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,240
Google it.

816
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240
Hey there, fuckstick.

817
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:09,120
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

818
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,720
A woman in Texas holds the world's record for the longest time.

819
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:17,440
She checks in at 3.11 inches wide.

820
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,440
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

821
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:26,120
Well, that new handsome CD is just a laptop.

822
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,840
Arambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

823
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,160
Tape Recorder.

824
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:37,280
Arambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

825
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,520
Tape Recorder anymore.

826
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,680
You might ask why Arambe never listens to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap

827
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,960
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

828
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,040
Well, it's because Arambe is dead.

829
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,780
Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking

830
00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:53,960
on her phone.

831
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,280
Sadly, Arambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack

832
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,520
Realistic Tape Recorder or any other show anymore.

833
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:13,520
Sorry Arambe.

834
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:18,120
Kansas City Finest, two douchebags and a microphone returning for service on mark.

835
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,640
And I'm Ralph.

836
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:28,000
What do you think of, I know you and I don't wear power suits, we don't wear business suits,

837
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
right?

838
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
But.

839
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Okay.

840
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Okay.

841
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Yeah.

842
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
That's not us.

843
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,360
I only wear one when I have to and that's like funerals and weddings and pretty much

844
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,560
nothing else.

845
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,600
So okay.

846
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:45,760
This suit is a waterproof suit.

847
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,960
It's designed to wear in your business suit.

848
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:53,120
You can jump, I don't know about the socks and the shoes and all that, but the suit is

849
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,400
waterproof to where you can jump in water and jump out and water will not soak into

850
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,400
it.

851
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,720
It stays the same.

852
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,960
I see no use for this, but obviously somebody does.

853
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,960
I do.

854
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:09,960
I do.

855
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,960
Okay.

856
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,960
Yeah.

857
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:21,040
Down here in Southern Missouri where canoeing is big and stuff, people get married on a

858
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,040
river.

859
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,040
Oh Rob, you know what, you're right.

860
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,040
Yeah, the Roaring River is really.

861
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:31,000
I know a few people that's gotten married on the river.

862
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
So have I.

863
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,320
I know the Roaring River and the Current River are both good.

864
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:40,200
They actually have services that will marry you there and they set up everything and all

865
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,200
that.

866
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,200
Yeah.

867
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,200
Yeah.

868
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,200
Okay.

869
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200
That's true.

870
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200
That's a good one.

871
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,200
Maybe you want to get married on Table Rock Lake in a boat.

872
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,200
There you go.

873
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,200
Yeah.

874
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,800
So waterproof swimsuit collection allows office workers to seamlessly move from desk to swimming

875
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,800
pool.

876
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,360
A fitness club has produced a waterproof suit collection which allows wearers to seamlessly

877
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:08,000
transition from their workspace to the swimming pool and then back to their workspace.

878
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,320
David Lloyd Clubs produced the garments following feedback from members who said they struggled

879
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:16,000
to fit exercise into their busy day routines.

880
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,720
These photos show a chick professional moving effortlessly from lunchtime dip in the pool

881
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:26,960
to tapping away on their laptop at workstation in just a few seconds.

882
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:34,560
So the waterproof swimsuit collection is made out of a water resistant hydrophobic fabric

883
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,520
with each garment taking more than three weeks to create.

884
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,280
So Jeffy X got a hold of this, right?

885
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:49,560
And he found out some inventions that didn't work that failed the focus panels for different

886
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,960
reasons.

887
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,200
So Jeffy X sent us another list.

888
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:57,920
Oh, and by the way, I don't have emails because my email flipped out on me again and I can't

889
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:58,920
do anything.

890
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,920
It froze up on me.

891
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,560
So bear with me anybody that wrote me.

892
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,320
So that wrote us.

893
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,800
I'll get it figured out again.

894
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,280
So okay.

895
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:15,320
The first one was a robot self-guiding lawnmower that gives hugs.

896
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:20,920
Turns out the mower had trouble disengaging the blade when it was giving the hugs.

897
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,920
Not a good site.

898
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,180
No, no.

899
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:33,800
Another one that failed, thick knee-high wool socks for citizens of Dubai.

900
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,040
Turns out 150 degree weather.

901
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,680
You don't wear knee-high knit socks.

902
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,880
Who would have known?

903
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,880
Right?

904
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,880
Yeah.

905
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,480
I wouldn't have known that.

906
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,800
I wouldn't know that either.

907
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,280
I mean, how could we have?

908
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,520
So anyhow, that one failed the focus panels too.

909
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,520
So all right.

910
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:59,080
The next one is shampoo, conditioner, and freezing gel all at one.

911
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,080
Well let's see.

912
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,080
Okay.

913
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,080
That sounds really good.

914
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,080
Yeah.

915
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,080
Yeah.

916
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:09,080
You shampoo and condition and then you put your hair however you want.

917
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:13,040
I wonder if it froze the hair first and then your shampoo and conditioner just sat on there

918
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,040
with frozen hair.

919
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,040
Is that it?

920
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,040
It might be.

921
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,040
Oh yeah.

922
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,040
That might be.

923
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,040
That must be it.

924
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,040
That must be it.

925
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,040
It sets up too fast.

926
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,040
Yeah.

927
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,040
Yep.

928
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,800
It sets up too fast and then you're like, oh shit.

929
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,120
I still have suds in my hair.

930
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,120
I don't know what to do.

931
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,120
So okay.

932
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,880
I get it.

933
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:39,800
There's new personal purple lie detectors in the insurance industry and Congress had

934
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,160
a big problem with it.

935
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,040
So they denied it.

936
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:52,560
And I think I know why insurance companies and Congress did not want personal lie detectors.

937
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,880
And that is because, well, you know what?

938
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,480
I'll just go ahead and leave that right there.

939
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,120
All right.

940
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:05,080
The next one is giant foam hands that say number one for Raider Nation.

941
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,400
Turns out they don't ever expect to use them.

942
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,400
So yeah.

943
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,400
Yeah.

944
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,280
I think that that's a pretty good bet right there.

945
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:19,480
And I think that's a pretty good idea to not make them because they won't ever sell because

946
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,800
they won't ever need them.

947
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,600
The next one is vegan chewing gum.

948
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,520
Turns out that people chewing gum don't give a shit if it's vegan or not.

949
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,120
So I think that's...

950
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,120
I don't think it would.

951
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,120
Yeah.

952
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,120
Yeah.

953
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,120
You know.

954
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,120
So anyhow.

955
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,840
The next one is knee high boots for dwarfs.

956
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,960
It turns out they had to fold down the top of the boots and it just looks silly.

957
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,520
So I get that.

958
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,520
I get that.

959
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,520
Yeah.

960
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,520
Yeah.

961
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,720
Jeffy X has some weird ones on here, don't he?

962
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,720
Yeah.

963
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:54,720
Yeah.

964
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:57,920
I mean, we'd like to get the outer scrounges of the world to get these and we appreciate

965
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,920
it.

966
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,240
It sounds like he's coming back with a vengeance.

967
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,240
Yeah.

968
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,240
He is.

969
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,240
He is.

970
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:06,240
You know.

971
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,240
And we'll tell you about Jeffy X after this.

972
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,880
I know I skipped over to go to this.

973
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,200
Johnny Rotten sing-along doll for ages four to seven.

974
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,200
Yeah.

975
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,120
Now I like that.

976
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,040
Who better to teach your children how to sing the Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols?

977
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,040
I think that's great.

978
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,040
I would get one for my grandchildren.

979
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,040
Yeah.

980
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,040
Yeah.

981
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,040
Yeah.

982
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,040
I would too.

983
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,360
I'd be like, look, look little, well, I'm not going to say his name, but you know, here.

984
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,360
Here's it.

985
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,360
Well, you know what?

986
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,360
Now the mom would kill me.

987
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,360
So forget it.

988
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,360
Little man.

989
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,360
Little man.

990
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,360
Little man.

991
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,360
Here you go.

992
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,160
A little Johnny Rotten sing-along doll ages four to seven.

993
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,160
See?

994
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,160
Well, he's four.

995
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,160
Yeah.

996
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,160
There you go.

997
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,160
There you go.

998
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:57,360
And his mom puts his hair in a mohawk.

999
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,360
You know what?

1000
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,360
He'll be perfect for it then.

1001
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,360
Okay.

1002
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,640
There we go.

1003
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:10,360
And then finally, the How to Look Elegant and Intelligent book written by Tommy Lee.

1004
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,360
Yeah.

1005
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,360
Yeah.

1006
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,360
Yeah.

1007
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,360
Yeah.

1008
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,360
Yeah.

1009
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,360
Yeah.

1010
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,360
Yeah.

1011
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,720
I think that one probably is a safe bet not to happen.

1012
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,720
So yeah.

1013
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720
Yep.

1014
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,720
There you go.

1015
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,160
Jeffy X came through again.

1016
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:33,400
You know, Jeffy X is our undercover sleuth that goes around and figures out bad inventions

1017
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,720
and product ideas that have failed.

1018
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:40,480
But you know, these companies that we're going to come out with, they try to wash them away.

1019
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,680
They try to whitewash them and just get rid of them.

1020
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,400
But Jeffy X, he intercepts them and brings them to us.

1021
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:51,480
His own podcast, the one that he loves, Two Douchebags and Microphone.

1022
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,800
And as a matter of fact, Rob loves Jeffy X so much because of what he does for us.

1023
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:56,800
Rob made him.

1024
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,880
Yes, I do.

1025
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:04,080
He made him a pair of, he knitted, you knitted him a pair of personalized underwear, right?

1026
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:09,280
And it has a J on the back of it on the ass section and it has an X on the front of it

1027
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,560
on the, you know, on the package section of it.

1028
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,560
And it looks great, right?

1029
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,200
And don't forget the abs.

1030
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,200
Oh yeah.

1031
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,200
Yeah.

1032
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,200
Yeah.

1033
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,200
Yeah.

1034
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,520
And I almost glossed over this.

1035
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:31,560
Rob cares about Jeffy X so much that he knitted him a secret pouch on the inside of his underwear

1036
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:39,520
because he, he did this because Stephen Percy of Rat, the Glam Band Rat, supposedly used

1037
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:45,240
to put a pouch in front of his spandex to put in a sock or something and to look, you

1038
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:50,240
know, a little beefier down there to maybe some women and maybe some gay males might

1039
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,360
like that.

1040
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:56,400
So we're pretty sure that Jeffy X doesn't need it, but if he does, he can fill in full

1041
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,400
with the best of them.

1042
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,320
He can throw whatever he wants in there.

1043
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,800
If I was him, I'd throw a Rubik's cube in there just to throw people off.

1044
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:03,800
What the hell?

1045
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,800
What do you got going on?

1046
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,800
Don't ask.

1047
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:08,800
Don't ask, man.

1048
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,800
Just don't ask.

1049
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Just keep going.

1050
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,800
Just keep going.

1051
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,800
So yeah, here we go.

1052
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,800
That guy's got, that guy's got a squirt of genitalia.

1053
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,800
How the fuck did that happen?

1054
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,800
Look at that.

1055
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,800
Oh my God.

1056
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,560
Don't look at it.

1057
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,560
Don't catch him.

1058
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,560
Don't let him catch you looking.

1059
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:29,600
So anyhow, so then you made him flying bat suit to go with that, which is my personal

1060
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,600
favorite.

1061
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,600
But.

1062
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,600
Yes, yes.

1063
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:37,720
And him being a great Beatles buff, you also made him a Sergeant Pepper's outfit and he

1064
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:41,480
loves the Beatles and he refuses to take that white outfit off.

1065
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:46,400
The white, the white outfit that the Beatles wore for Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts

1066
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,960
Club Band.

1067
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:55,400
And he wore it so much and refuses to wash it that it's now black and he smells horrible.

1068
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,120
Whenever he puts on his flying bat suit.

1069
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,760
I'm about to start crying.

1070
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,520
You're going to make him another one in hopes that he will.

1071
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,880
I'm about to start crying.

1072
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,240
I think you need to make him so.

1073
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,640
I put a lot of hard work into that thing.

1074
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,120
Yeah, it looks horrible and it smells horrible.

1075
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,120
But he can't help it.

1076
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,080
He loves that thing so much he will not.

1077
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,080
He will not put it down.

1078
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,040
I think what you're going to have to do is make him six more of them that way.

1079
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,040
No, probably seven.

1080
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,680
I think this suit's ruined.

1081
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,760
So every day of the week you could change into a new one while the other one's being

1082
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,760
washed, right?

1083
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,800
Yeah, that's about all you can do.

1084
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,400
I mean, yeah, the guy's just like so freaky about it.

1085
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,280
So you know, I think that's what's going to have to happen.

1086
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,400
But me, I'm a more simpler guy.

1087
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,400
I gave him what?

1088
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,400
Twenty five.

1089
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:45,080
I'll keep it under consideration for this Christmas.

1090
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:49,760
I think that that would be a great idea and you would do humanity that come across in

1091
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,760
the favor too.

1092
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:51,760
So, oh yeah.

1093
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,760
Yeah.

1094
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,760
Yeah.

1095
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,080
And especially when he comes over to visit us with the list.

1096
00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:01,360
I mean, I hate, you know, I hate having to put that tire over my face while I talk to

1097
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,360
him.

1098
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:07,160
But I mean, you know, I hope he can understand that, you know, and me, I'm a much more simpler

1099
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,160
guy.

1100
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,840
I think he's going to have to spend about twenty five hundred dollars to either buy hookers

1101
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:18,720
and blow or maybe buy his mom, I don't know, a new couch.

1102
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,520
But I have a feeling he went for hookers and blow.

1103
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,520
What do you think?

1104
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,520
With the suit?

1105
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,520
Yeah.

1106
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,520
Yeah.

1107
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Yeah.

1108
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520
Yeah.

1109
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,520
But he could have bought his mom a couch.

1110
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,520
Definitely the hookers.

1111
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,520
I don't know about the blow, but definitely the hookers.

1112
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,520
Yeah.

1113
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,520
Yeah.

1114
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,000
That would be illegal and we don't support that.

1115
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
So.

1116
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Right.

1117
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Yes.

1118
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,920
So that is Jeffy X's list.

1119
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:45,360
So Rob, once again, we look at you for the next ha ha of this podcast.

1120
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,960
Well, it's not really a ha ha.

1121
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,800
It's information.

1122
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,000
Sounds good.

1123
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:02,880
If you missed watching, then Johnny Depp create his iconic magic on the big screen.

1124
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:11,960
Buckle up because the actor is finally returning to Hollywood with not just one, but two films

1125
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:12,960
up his sleeve.

1126
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:13,960
Cool.

1127
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:29,320
The first time he would return in a big role since 2018 Fantastic Beasts, Crimes of Grindelwald.

1128
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:38,760
That will be seen in Day Drinker, a thrill film written by Mark Webb and co-starring Penelope

1129
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:39,760
Cruz.

1130
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:48,920
Produced by Ryan State, the film will revolve around a bartender on a cruise ship who meets

1131
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:57,480
a mysterious day drinker and soon finds themselves in the midst of a criminal scene.

1132
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,560
OK.

1133
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:07,080
The second film that will do is Carnival at the End of Days, where the actor will be playing

1134
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,080
the role of Satan.

1135
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,080
Oh.

1136
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,160
The film is directed by Terry Gillop.

1137
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:20,880
Let's talk about wanting to cast Depp as Satan in the film ever since he was working on it.

1138
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,520
Look at how well Johnny Depp adapts to every role he's ever played.

1139
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:30,760
I think he will be a fantastic Satan because he is such a good worker.

1140
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,560
He is such a good actor.

1141
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,400
I think he's going to nail it.

1142
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Yes.

1143
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,400
He goes deep.

1144
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,400
He don't bury him.

1145
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,200
Even with all his accolades and people love him, I still don't think he gets enough credit.

1146
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,200
Right.

1147
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,240
I mean, and his guitar playing.

1148
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,720
I love his taste in music.

1149
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,720
Oh, it's amazing.

1150
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,720
Yeah.

1151
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,720
I love the way he looks.

1152
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,200
He's just got a cool fucking look.

1153
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,680
He's what, like 55s, maybe 60, and he looks fantastic, man.

1154
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,600
He still looks cool.

1155
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,080
You know, I mean, he's just like not the norm of people.

1156
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,680
You know, he's in great shape.

1157
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,680
He's great looking.

1158
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:10,120
He looks great at a little bit older age.

1159
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,120
He plays guitar.

1160
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,120
He's an actor.

1161
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,320
I mean, the dude's just got it figured out, right?

1162
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,320
Right.

1163
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,320
Yeah.

1164
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:21,920
I mean, he's kind of like almost like the actor version of Bruce Dickinson, where like

1165
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,520
he can do everything.

1166
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,520
Exactly.

1167
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,360
Wow, that's cool.

1168
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,360
I can't wait to see that.

1169
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:31,360
What was the name of the one that he plays Satan again?

1170
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:35,680
Let's see here.

1171
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:40,800
It is Carnival at the End of Days.

1172
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,000
You see, I love that name too.

1173
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,120
I love that name.

1174
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,440
Carnival at the End of Days.

1175
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,800
If I didn't know who was in it now, I'm just walking across a movie theater and I see that.

1176
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,080
I'm like, oh shit, I'm going to go watch that.

1177
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,080
Wouldn't you?

1178
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,080
Yeah.

1179
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,560
Just by the title of that, I'd be like, I got to see that.

1180
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,560
So yeah, very cool.

1181
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,280
Thank you, Rob.

1182
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,120
You know the big California wildfires, right?

1183
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:14,880
Then now it's mudslides because after it got to burning everything down, and this is not

1184
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,320
funny, but it's just, I don't know, crazy weather.

1185
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,880
So now it's pouring rain, so they're getting mudslides.

1186
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:31,000
So Laguna Beach and the Hills reality television stars, Petser Pratt and Heidi Montag, along

1187
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,520
with 20 other Pacific Palisades residents are suing the city of Los Angeles and the

1188
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:40,840
Los Angeles Department of Water and Power over damage to their properties from the Palisades

1189
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,840
fire that sparked on January 7th.

1190
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:50,280
The lawsuit filed on Tuesday, January 21st uses a legal concept accusing the city and

1191
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:57,440
utilities department of inverse condemnation, which gives property owners compensation for

1192
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,000
damage caused by public use.

1193
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,220
The couple who lost their home to the fire and others blame the city and the utilities

1194
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:11,000
operation of the water supply and inaccessible infrastructure for the damage to their properties

1195
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:23,720
arguing in the lawsuit that the fire was uncontrollable, basically what they're saying here, because

1196
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,940
of them.

1197
01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:29,800
The fire could not be put under control and save their homes because of their actions,

1198
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,760
because they couldn't open, there wasn't any water available.

1199
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:40,360
So basically it was their ineptness that led to all these people's houses being burned

1200
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,360
down.

1201
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:49,920
So court documents said 117 million gallon Santa Yays reservoir, I think it's Yays Reservoir,

1202
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:55,720
which services a Pacific Palisade area has been offline and empty since early last year

1203
01:00:55,720 --> 01:01:00,760
for repairs, leading the hydrants depending on water tanks not meant to handle such a

1204
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:05,840
large fire and resulting in preventable damages to the residents and properties.

1205
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,680
So okay, another wild card in this Rob and I think you know about this too is four or

1206
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:17,880
five months before insurance companies got the news that the water department was in

1207
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:18,920
such bad shape.

1208
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:24,120
This is why I understand it if it's wrong, I'm sorry, but they got the news that the

1209
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:29,360
city of Los Angeles could necessarily put out like the Santa Ana winds fire.

1210
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:34,240
So what they did is they canceled everybody's fire insurance.

1211
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:42,200
So these people have nothing now and they're blaming the city of Los Angeles, which I kind

1212
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,200
of agree with, man.

1213
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:47,440
I think that they're exactly right and I think they should win this.

1214
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,400
Their actions, their negligence is what I'm trying to say.

1215
01:01:51,400 --> 01:02:00,000
Their negligence promoted these people's property being burned up and no repayment.

1216
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,160
I mean their loss.

1217
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:08,920
They just got a complete loss and they're saying because of Los Angeles negligence that

1218
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,680
that's why it's a complete loss.

1219
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,440
That if they would have had their shit together, it would not have been a complete loss and

1220
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,400
they probably would have been able to stop that fire before it got to the Palisades.

1221
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,160
And you know what?

1222
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:25,240
I think it probably ought to be pretty easy to prove.

1223
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:30,080
So you know, I don't know about the California court system and all that, but I would think

1224
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:36,960
that it wouldn't be that big of a stretch to show that this happened.

1225
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:45,320
You know, as residents express outrage, California Governor Gavin Newsom has ordered an investigation

1226
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:51,240
to uncover the causes of Los Angeles water pressure to fire hydrants while firefighters

1227
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,640
battle multiple wildfires across Southern California.

1228
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:59,280
So my suggestion would be to include that in that mayor and that idiot governor and

1229
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,440
sue them personally.

1230
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:06,720
Maybe they could relinquish their homes to repay some of these victims.

1231
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:11,120
You know, the conspiracy theory on this, have you heard?

1232
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,120
I'm not sure.

1233
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,140
I've heard quite a few.

1234
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:22,120
This area was supposedly marked off for the new high rail system that's going in.

1235
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:29,080
And the conspiracy is the insurance companies canceling and they needed this property, but

1236
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,160
they didn't want to pay all that money for it.

1237
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:39,880
That this quote unquote natural disaster with these weird odd things happening in, you know,

1238
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:45,000
in unison with the natural disaster led to this.

1239
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,720
So people have a conspiracy theory on this.

1240
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:52,520
And I'm not saying it's true or not, but all I can say is this right here.

1241
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,800
Stranger things have happened.

1242
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:59,480
I see where that one's going.

1243
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:00,480
Yeah.

1244
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,480
Yeah.

1245
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:05,640
And I think in the court documents, the way it's going anyhow, I think that that will

1246
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,200
be brought up anyhow.

1247
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,800
So we will see.

1248
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:12,120
So, all right, Rob, you got something?

1249
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,120
Yeah, I do.

1250
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,120
Okay.

1251
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:22,360
Have you been in a conversation about incarcerated parents being separated from the children

1252
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,360
recently?

1253
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,360
No, but it sounds like.

1254
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,360
No, I really haven't.

1255
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,360
Yeah.

1256
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:37,120
This scenario has been addressed in Jefferson City and will launch at a Missouri women's

1257
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,040
correctional facility in a few weeks.

1258
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:53,880
In 2022, the legislature passed a law SB 834 that established a prison nursery at the

1259
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,880
Vandalia Women's Prison.

1260
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,920
This was to be up and running by July 2025.

1261
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,920
Where they make the onions.

1262
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,920
Yeah.

1263
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,920
Yeah.

1264
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:05,920
Vandalia.

1265
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:06,920
Gray onions.

1266
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:07,920
Oh, they're fantastic.

1267
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:08,920
You can eat them like an apple.

1268
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,080
Anyhow, go ahead.

1269
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:22,920
With the number of women being incarcerated is increasing again after the COVID-19 dip.

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01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:30,360
This created a situation where pregnant women are giving birth by I-Mars in larger numbers.

1271
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:37,040
This daycare program is meant to address the situation of mother-child bonding.

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01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:45,720
Previously, mothers who gave birth in prison would have to surrender the child to family

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01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:50,600
or give up for adoption 24 hours after birth.

1274
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:57,920
This program is intended to keep families together, prevent developmental issues for

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01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:06,080
the children, and keeps mom's emotional well-being from impacting her mental state.

1276
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,080
Wow.

1277
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,080
Wow.

1278
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:13,600
Miss Marie joins nine other states to do this.

1279
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,360
No kidding.

1280
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,360
What's your thoughts?

1281
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,880
I could kind of see it.

1282
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:28,680
I kind of like the idea.

1283
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:29,680
Me too.

1284
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,680
Why?

1285
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:44,680
Because if you're pregnant before you go into prison, you shouldn't be going to prison.

1286
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,800
I see both sides of the coin on this.

1287
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,640
Rob, I think I'm right there too.

1288
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,000
I'm with you on all that.

1289
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,000
I agree.

1290
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:59,240
I mean, I understand the mom has a chance to get out, to be back with her baby, whatever.

1291
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,240
I understand that.

1292
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:15,240
But at the same time, if you're pregnant when you get in trouble, that's on you.

1293
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,240
I would agree.

1294
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,240
You know?

1295
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,240
Yeah.

1296
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:24,680
I hate to be the one-on-one type to vote on now.

1297
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,680
Same here.

1298
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,280
I see both sides.

1299
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,280
I do too.

1300
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:29,280
Thank you, Rob.

1301
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:33,040
Do you want to go on or do you want to wrap this bitch up?

1302
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,040
Because I know you're tired.

1303
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:38,640
Actually, if you don't mind, will we wrap her up?

1304
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,120
No, I don't mind at all.

1305
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:41,120
That's why I'm asking.

1306
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,120
All righty, Rob.

1307
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,120
Okay.

1308
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:46,120
Yeah, like I said, this is my day of podcasting.

1309
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,120
I'm going on my fifth hour.

1310
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,120
Yeah, you're probably pretty tired yourself.

1311
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,840
Yeah, I'm getting to where I can't pronounce words right.

1312
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,320
I do that after I get tired.

1313
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,320
I'm just like blah, blah, blah.

1314
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:01,240
I apologize for blah, blah, blah, but I will remind you it's free.

1315
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:02,240
Good boy.

1316
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,240
Good boy.

1317
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,240
Yeah, so there.

1318
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,440
You got your money's worth at the very least, right?

1319
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:09,440
Yeah.

1320
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,440
Yeah.

1321
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:11,440
Yep.

1322
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,720
And also, I want it to be known that I do not boof ibuprofen.

1323
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,600
If you see pictures of that, it's obviously fake.

1324
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:18,600
Rip them up.

1325
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,600
Rip them up.

1326
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,600
Yes.

1327
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,600
I do not boof ibuprofen.

1328
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:25,800
So, just that we got that clear, right?

1329
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,480
Clear.

1330
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:28,480
All right.

1331
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,840
Let's call it an evening, Rob.

1332
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,000
Thank you very much for joining us.

1333
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Thank you for listening.

1334
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,440
On that note, I think we better.

1335
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:36,280
Yes, no boofing ibuprofen.

1336
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,960
You guys don't do it either, okay?

1337
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,960
It's no good.

1338
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:39,960
All right.

1339
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,960
Love you guys.

1340
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:41,960
Good night, assholes.

1341
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:42,960
Good night, assholes.

1342
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:43,960
Oh, no.

1343
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:49,560
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1344
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,320
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1345
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,240
Fear not, assholes.

1346
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,360
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.