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We are the music creeps.

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We are the music creeps.

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We are the music creeps.

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Gotta stop doing that, I cracked myself up every time.

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We are the music creeps.

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We are, are, are, the music creeps.

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Alright, each time I try to make that worse and worse.

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I know, I love it too.

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Because either you or I start cracking up on it.

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One of us will.

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It's just so awful.

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We spare no expense for this podcast, do we?

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I remember one time you double-based it.

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I think the first one you did, you double-based it.

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I probably so.

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Alright, this is Music Creeps like you probably realize by now.

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And this is where we talk about music and come up with weird scenarios about music and

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we love this.

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This is kind of like me and Topher's baby because we are so music oriented.

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Yes, yes, absolutely.

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Okay, I've got a question for you and this is something that I've argued with people

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a long time now and I'm certain I'm right on this.

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Nirvana.

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Yeah.

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You could say an iconic band, right?

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Very much so.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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Nirvana, they were fizzling out.

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In utero sales, anyone that genuinely remembers it and doesn't romanticize it, they know in

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utero sales were lagging well behind all the other previous releases including the re-releases.

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It wasn't getting the airplay either.

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It wasn't getting any airplay.

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Nobody cared.

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They played heart shaped box for about two weeks and it was gone.

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All apologies for a couple weeks and that's it.

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And then it was gone, yeah.

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So the world tour was not a huge hit.

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No, don't imagine.

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The tour was played by Cobain's drug addiction and I know because I saw it.

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And he could hardly talk, he could hardly play, he couldn't sing.

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He was obviously fucked up on something.

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Okay, so I pose this question.

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If Cobain did not kill himself, would Nirvana be remembered as an iconic band like they

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You know, I'm going to have to say no.

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Same here.

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Because they had three albums basically.

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They had Bleach, which nobody heard of until.

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That was a re-release.

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And then they had their second album.

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It smells like nevermind.

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Nevermind.

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And that was enormous.

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And because Nevermind was enormous, they went back and found Bleach and said, oh, let's

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look at this too.

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And people realized, yeah, that's not very good.

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No, they were completely different sounding too.

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And that was back like-

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Different drummer too.

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Yeah, different drummer.

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No Dave Grohl.

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And then In Utero came out afterwards, didn't do as well.

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Kurt was like really, really close to hiring a cellist as a fourth member of Nirvana.

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Because that's the direction he wanted to go.

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So really Nirvana had one good album.

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And the song was, the songs on In Utero were all painful songs, describing how he felt.

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He wanted to name the album.

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You can look this up.

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I Hate Myself, I Want to Die.

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That was his original title.

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And the record, Geffen said, no fucking way.

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We can't sell that.

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And he almost didn't make the album.

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He said, well, fuck you.

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I don't want to do it then.

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And there was a bunch of infighting.

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Nova Selick was like tired of his antics and Dave Grohl was already working on the Foo

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He was two feet out the door.

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He was already, he saw the writing on the wall.

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And I agree with you.

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They would have been known as a really good band, but they would have been known pretty

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much as a flash in the pan, more than they are this iconic band that started to grudge

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because they did not really.

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They've been compared to the Beatles in some ways, but not a chance.

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No, not even close.

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The Beatles had a number of albums and were enormously successful.

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They're still influencing music.

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Nirvana had an influence for about five years.

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Yeah, five, six.

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And then other bands superseded him.

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Nirvana had one album that was decent.

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And I know that there are people who are looking into the death of Kurt Cobain, who are sure

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that he was murdered and not a suicide.

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If things went down like they say, very questionable.

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But I don't know if that's true.

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Go ahead.

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Well, I saw the interview with the coroner who examined Kurt Cobain's body.

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And he said the amount of heroin in his system would have rendered him unconscious before

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he even finished pushing the plunger in.

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So how in the world did he take it out of his arm, put it back in the case, along with

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the tourniquet, all neatly in place, and close the lid?

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Couldn't have happened.

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He was unconscious for like a half second after that heroin hit his system.

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So somebody else was there who cleaned up.

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I've got a question.

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Was that enough heroin to kill him?

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Oh, way more.

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Okay, so he was trying to kill himself anyhow.

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Maybe the perpetrator didn't know.

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No, the working theory is, going along with what you said, Nirvana was failing.

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It was on the verge of petering out.

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But there's still a shit ton of money to be made under the right circumstances.

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Courtney Love was on her way out.

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Kurt was tired of her.

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She was lousy for me.

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Kurt had just managed to get his stomach ailment figured out.

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So he was no longer in horrible stomach pain.

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And he was starting to get off the drugs.

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So the current theory is, Courtney Love wanted Kurt Cobain dead so she could inherit all

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the music rights and all the money and capitalize on the fame and fortune.

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The record company also had an incentive because left to go on its own, Nirvana would peter

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out and everyone would say, yeah, what do we ever see in them?

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But if the front man goes out in a spectacular death, then he's a martyr to the band and

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suddenly you sell millions.

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And also he fits a depressive nerve.

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He's somebody that everyone would believe had killed himself.

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But the profiling...

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The narrative then was depressed, angst.

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That's why I did that Gen X little spoof that I do on the deuces.

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You were the change.

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You were the angst, the noncompliance.

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And now you're buying a fucking boat.

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We all do it.

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It's just parody is all it is.

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But it does make you think.

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Everybody succumbs to capitalism.

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That's the way it is.

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Shiny objects get our attention.

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But that's why I did that is because it fit the narrative so well.

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This guy was so sick of it, he blew his head off.

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Fuck you world, I showed you.

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And then every depressed teenager around bought their album and everything they could get.

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I'm pretty sure that whoever is in charge of Taylor Swift's career already has an exit

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strategy worked out.

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I'm sure too.

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They probably have about six exit strategies worked out depending on the circumstances.

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I agree.

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That's just good business.

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It is.

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So no matter what happens with Taylor Swift in the future, the companies that are making

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tons of money off of her are going to figure out a way to keep doing that.

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And I think that's what happened with Nirvana and Kurt Cobain, they saw the money train

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coming to an end unless they took action.

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So they did.

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Well virtually every, okay, that's very possible.

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I admit that.

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Every death that's been done in rock prematurely has been murder.

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So it very well could happen or could be conspiracy because that's what we love.

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Now there was a guy who did an on-air interview with a local radio station said, yeah, Courtney

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Love paid me 50 grand to go shoot her husband.

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She wanted him shot in the head with a shotgun.

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Specifically she wanted him hit that.

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And she wanted it to make it look like suicide.

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I believe it's very possible.

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And then like a week later or so he went on to a TV program and said the same story and

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passed a polygraph test.

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And then shortly after that he disappeared and no one can ever find him again.

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Interesting huh?

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It is.

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But I'm playing the other side here.

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I'm not motherfucking this at all because I believe it myself.

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How about a few weeks before he was dead in Paris the overdose that he tried to kill himself?

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What about that?

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Maybe that was their first attempt to have him quote unquote kill himself or accidentally

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die of an overdose and it didn't work out.

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So then they implemented the backup plan.

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Well why didn't he come out and say it?

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People are after me.

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I think they're going to kill me.

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Maybe he didn't know.

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That could be.

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It's just all this is something to think about.

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Because the prevailing theory on his eventual death is he took the first shot of heroin

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himself and then as soon as he was out of it someone gave him the second massive dose

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which looked on ossopsia like one big massive dose.

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So they couldn't tell that through the autopsy.

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That's too bad.

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So if he injected himself and then 30 seconds later somebody injected him again with a massive

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dose that would look like one injection.

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Yeah and also the heroin theory, what I know about heroin is you black out.

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You shit and piss yourself and black out and when you black out you're on this heavenly

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high.

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That's right.

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Somebody once described it as the best orgasm you've ever had times a thousand.

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Yes.

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So this euphoria that you get.

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So he's in this euphoria.

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How did he push a gun?

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How did he put it up to his head?

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I would even want to at that point.

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So the theory is somebody gave him the second dose, put everything away and then staged

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the suicide and left.

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And then he wasn't found for several days.

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In fact somebody had to call in and say hey go check on him.

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For three days.

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Because they wanted his body found and nobody had been finding it yet.

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So they had to go say hey go find his body.

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We want this done.

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For three days teenagers were around his house crying with candles.

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They could see his feet in the window.

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Look this up it's true.

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That's awful.

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There's a big article on Spend magazine I believe.

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I don't even know if it's around anymore.

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It shows the picture that a teenager took of both his sneakers on the floor with obviously

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legs connected to it.

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As a matter of fact I bet you could look it up on your phone right now or I could.

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Teenagers took that picture.

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They knew what happened.

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Whether they knew it was murder or they thought it was suicide.

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But they knew this for three days.

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And it didn't gather anything until finally they were like well we can't find him nobody

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knows where he's at.

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All these teenagers are like over at his house in a pervage or whatever.

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Or the worship in the dark lord or whatever they were doing.

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And it could be the three days were built in to let some of the evidence degrade in

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the meantime.

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You know because crime scene investigation is pretty good and pretty complex.

261
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It takes way longer than they show on TV.

262
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Yeah they don't come up with an answer the same day.

263
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But they are pretty good so if you can let a few days go by and a body sit at room temperature

264
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there's a lot of evidence it's just going to go.

265
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It's just going to deteriorate because once you liquefy they have nothing.

266
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You know that's pretty much it.

267
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And I'm pretty sure probably without being too gross the bottom of him was probably close

268
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to being liquefied.

269
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Yeah.

270
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You know so anyhow because we are 90% water.

271
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Think of it this way.

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Someone paints a picture and you can look at it and say oh I know what it is.

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And then while the paint's still wet you go up there with your both hands and you smear

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everything around in like for a minute.

275
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And then try to tell what it used to be.

276
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You can't tell.

277
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That's a great analogy.

278
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Yeah.

279
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And the longer the body sits there and decomposes eventually stuff that you just can't find

280
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out is just gone forever just because.

281
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I agree.

282
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So yeah you know there's a lot of things that didn't add up and I you know I tend to believe

283
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what you said.

284
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Yeah.

285
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But I had to give the other side to be fair.

286
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So it'd be interesting to look to see musicians and bands whose careers you later learned

287
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were on a downturn and they happened to die at just the convenient spot to make the band

288
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legendary.

289
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Jimi Hendrix supposedly was murdered.

290
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Yeah.

291
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So I don't know.

292
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There was a theory about Jim Morrison.

293
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Yeah yeah.

294
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You know on that last album LA Woman you could tell his voice was gone.

295
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Oh no I know.

296
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He wasn't going to be able to sing anymore and he didn't even want to.

297
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He wasn't showing up.

298
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Yeah.

299
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He was dumb with it.

300
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He was on to something else.

301
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He moved to Europe because he didn't want to be in the music anymore.

302
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So his whole thing was he was a tortured poet.

303
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Yeah.

304
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And he wanted to live his life as such.

305
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Yeah.

306
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So yeah.

307
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But you could make a case for the Doors legacy being sealed by Jim Morrison spectacularly

308
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dying at a young age.

309
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Absolutely.

310
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And becoming a member of the 27 Club.

311
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Absolutely.

312
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Yeah.

313
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So any time things work out really conveniently for the people making money I was trying to

314
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look at it a little.

315
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Me too.

316
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Yeah.

317
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Okay.

318
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So it just kind of happened that you made billions off this situation.

319
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Yeah I don't buy it.

320
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What a coincidence.

321
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Yeah I don't buy those coincidences for a second.

322
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Well I'll be good and damned.

323
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What a you know.

324
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Alright.

325
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Well I got another question.

326
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Sure.

327
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What bands have completely destroyed their legacy?

328
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No.

329
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Motley Crue.

330
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The number one Motley Crue.

331
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Yeah absolutely.

332
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Ummm.

333
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You know I was tempted to say Pink Floyd but I think they rescued that.

334
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Roger Waters did everything he could to kind of sully that whole experience.

335
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They got it stopped soon enough.

336
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They stopped the bleeding soon enough to where they didn't.

337
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Yeah.

338
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But there are a couple of releases that probably should have never happened.

339
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So kind of yes.

340
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I would say Oasis and Black Crows are kind of in there because of the fighting and the

341
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bickering.

342
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What about Alice in Chains with the new lead singer?

343
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Yeah you know I listened to a few of the songs with the new singer.

344
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They're too light.

345
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They're okay but it's just not the same.

346
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It's light.

347
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Yeah it is.

348
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Without Wayne Staley you don't have that dark feel to it.

349
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It's not the same.

350
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Yeah I'd say.

351
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Nine Inch Nails.

352
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Nine Inch Nails yeah as soon as Trent Reznor became mentally more healthy.

353
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It was done.

354
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The Stone Temple Pilots were kind of that way.

355
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When their singer cleaned up and got off the heroin their music just wasn't as good.

356
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Yeah I agree.

357
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But as far as working to actually destroy their legacy.

358
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Who's on whom I'm thinking about?

359
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Kiss is coming close with all the crap they're pulling with avatars and Nine Farewell Tours.

360
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,960
Kiss did it.

361
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,600
I think they jumped the shark per se a long time ago.

362
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Yeah and the reason is because how many times did they retire?

363
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At least four.

364
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Yeah and how long did they go on their last end of the road tour retiring?

365
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It's comical and now like you said well we are retired but our legacy our avatars are

366
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not.

367
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Bullshit.

368
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That's just complete bullshit.

369
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Eagles.

370
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Oh the Eagles yes.

371
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Yes because they were so popular and they were so accessible and they're like you know

372
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such a crossover.

373
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Everybody liked the Eagles pretty much and in the last 10-12 years it's just a relentless

374
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vicious money grab.

375
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Everything the Eagles touch it's like give us your god damn money.

376
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Oh I know.

377
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That's their attitude.

378
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It's like screw God.

379
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I'll go listen to your old albums.

380
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I don't care about you anymore.

381
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Yeah I know.

382
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I hate them.

383
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I hate them individually and collectively.

384
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I tend not to listen to the Eagles anymore just because you know I liked them okay at

385
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:19,480
the time but now that I know what penny pinching greedy MFers they are it's like I don't like

386
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,480
them at all now.

387
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:25,240
How about Van Halen?

388
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They put out some more albums with David Lee Roth.

389
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Yeah and with Gary Sharone.

390
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Well I thought that was a good album.

391
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,800
Yeah it just wasn't really Van Halen.

392
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The songs were way too long.

393
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It was poppy.

394
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Like a million long solos and every guitar effect Eddie had.

395
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,840
Yeah they could have called that something else and it had been okay but not Van Halen.

396
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That should have been an Eddie Van Halen solo album.

397
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,640
Yes it should have been.

398
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,640
It should have been.

399
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:58,240
Yeah Van Halen kind of but not quite to the same degree but yeah they did kind of jump

400
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the shark there.

401
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,240
Yeah so.

402
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,240
Let's see who else?

403
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,240
It's good.

404
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,240
It's really their legacy.

405
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:10,720
Do you think Def Leppard did with all the resident C's and all that?

406
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,720
Yeah I think so.

407
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,360
I think everyone is kind of tired of them.

408
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,880
What about Aerosmith?

409
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:20,520
Yeah because what did it for me with Aerosmith is when their drummer Joey Kramer who is a

410
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,960
spectacular drummer.

411
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,200
Oh I know I loved his stuff.

412
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:31,120
He had an illness and he had to drop out for a while so they had a replacement and then

413
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:37,280
when he got healthy again the band said you have to audition for your old spot.

414
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,760
Oh yeah I remember that.

415
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,760
Fuck that.

416
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:44,520
And then he worked hard and he rehearsed a lot and he went in and he felt he really killed

417
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,520
it in his audition.

418
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,200
They said no we don't want you anymore.

419
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We want somebody else.

420
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,720
Because somebody else was cheaper.

421
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,560
So they screwed over their band member to save money.

422
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,560
I agree.

423
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,880
And they waited until he was injured and couldn't really defend himself and they worked him

424
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880
out of the band.

425
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880
Yeah.

426
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,880
Yeah that sucks.

427
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,280
Yeah they destroyed their legacy.

428
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,360
I'm hearing now that Steven Tyler might be recovering and might be able to sing again.

429
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,360
Oh really?

430
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,360
I really don't give a damn.

431
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,360
I don't either.

432
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,480
I'm not paying any more attention to them because they're awful human beings and I don't

433
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,920
want anything to do with them.

434
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,520
Yeah I'm the same way.

435
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,000
I don't care about them either.

436
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,520
And I didn't know that Steven Tyler is getting better.

437
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:30,080
Yeah I've just been seeing that the last few days.

438
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:35,200
They were sure that this was permanent and done but it's like huh he's starting to get

439
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200
better.

440
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,040
Even Joe Perry says he's getting better.

441
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,720
He's improving.

442
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,800
This might actually become a thing again.

443
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,720
I know Dream Theater's singer James LeBree.

444
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,160
He got food poisoning on one tour.

445
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,000
It was a shrimp dish he had somewhere in Asia.

446
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,520
Food poisoning was so bad he threw up so forcefully for so long that he actually destroyed his

447
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,520
voice.

448
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520
Oh.

449
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,720
And he had to learn how to sing all over again.

450
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,720
Oh I remember reading it.

451
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720
Yeah.

452
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,720
Yeah.

453
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,400
And he doesn't sound exactly like he used to but he still sounds good.

454
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,400
He still sounds good.

455
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400
Yeah.

456
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,400
How about Skid Row?

457
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,880
They have demolished their reputation with different lead singers.

458
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,280
Three or four different ones.

459
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280
Subpar music.

460
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280
Yeah.

461
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:28,720
I think Poison kind of the same way because C.C. DeVille just decided to be a brat every

462
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,720
opportunity.

463
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,720
Yeah.

464
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,720
Yeah I agree.

465
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,720
I agree.

466
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,720
Alright.

467
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:38,080
If there's any more it's going to be too hard to think about.

468
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,960
Yeah I think we got the main ones.

469
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,000
Competitive air guitar and competitive drumming.

470
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,440
Is this valid?

471
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,160
I guess so but it really doesn't have anything to do with music.

472
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,480
No you know if you want to do like charade type stuff yes.

473
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480
Yeah.

474
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,480
But it's not musicians.

475
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,480
Yeah I mean it's like karaoke.

476
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,480
Yeah.

477
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,520
You know or I mean it's not even karaoke.

478
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:05,680
I mean imagine lip syncing along to somebody else's music and thinking you're an accomplished

479
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,680
musician.

480
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680
Yeah.

481
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
Yeah.

482
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,680
So air guitar is fun.

483
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,000
Air drumming is fun but it really doesn't have anything to do with music.

484
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
I agree.

485
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:19,600
You know musicians could do it I guess if they wanted to but you know get on stage and

486
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,400
actually play the instrument in a live setting where it matters and it counts.

487
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,760
And if you don't have the understanding of music you're going to have trouble.

488
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,160
You're going to have a difficult time.

489
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,680
I agree.

490
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,560
It's not all about just being visually appealing.

491
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,560
I agree.

492
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,440
So you know they can do it if they want.

493
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,840
I have no problems with it.

494
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,840
I don't either.

495
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,840
It's just not musicians.

496
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,840
Yeah.

497
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,840
Okay.

498
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,280
Hey let's make up our own punk band.

499
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,280
Ooh.

500
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,880
Okay we need a catchy name.

501
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,840
What do you suggest?

502
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,840
I got one.

503
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,840
How about Rancid Band-Aids?

504
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,840
I like that.

505
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,840
I like that.

506
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,840
Mine I want to be the Dead Vaughan Eriks.

507
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,840
Ooh.

508
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,840
Yeah.

509
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,840
I like that.

510
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
Yeah the Dead Vaughan Eriks.

511
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,840
That's the little catcher that Rancid Band-Aids are.

512
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,840
Yeah.

513
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:15,360
But I like Rancid Band-Aids.

514
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,840
That will be the singer Rancid Band-Aids.

515
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:26,400
Yeah yeah Rancid Band-Aids is the lead singer of the Dead Vaughan Eriks.

516
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,400
Okay I got this right here.

517
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,840
Listen to the dish bags dropped this morning.

518
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:37,520
Rob was screaming at us about these fight songs when you're in a fist fight.

519
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520
Yeah.

520
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,920
And he added a Molly Hatchet song.

521
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,440
He said you mentioned Molly Hatchet.

522
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,440
Yeah.

523
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,640
And he was like waiting for us to say the song and he was like pissed.

524
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,200
He's like damn it you guys sold it.

525
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,560
Yeah I said Bounty Hunter by Molly Hatchet.

526
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560
Yeah.

527
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:56,160
Well Rob came up with a song that he says is the ultimate fight song for Molly Hatchet.

528
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:01,280
So listen to it because and it's right at the first so if you hate the podcast you can

529
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,480
listen to the first of it I'll tell you.

530
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,480
Yeah.

531
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:10,280
And finally what I got here is what are some of the best stage names ever?

532
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,520
Oh wow.

533
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,240
You know there are so many in the punk era.

534
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Oh gosh.

535
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,880
That's the old like Johnny Rotten.

536
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,880
Stiff Bader's.

537
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,880
Sid Vicious.

538
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,880
Pauly Styrene.

539
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,880
Yeah Sid Vicious is a good one.

540
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,880
How about The Edge?

541
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,880
I thought that was Courtney.

542
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,880
Yeah.

543
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880
Yeah that was kind of cool.

544
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,880
Yeah.

545
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,880
Sting was okay.

546
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,320
Sting was okay because he kind of looked like a Sting.

547
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,320
Yeah.

548
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,320
Yeah.

549
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,880
And you know the guitar player for the police was Andy Summers.

550
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,880
Yeah.

551
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,440
And Sting's name was Gordon Sumner.

552
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,440
Oh yeah yeah that's right.

553
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,880
So there would be a little difficulty there.

554
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880
Yeah.

555
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,880
I think Kiss did a good job.

556
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,880
Because you know Stanley Eisen became Paul Stanley.

557
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,880
Yeah he did good on that.

558
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,880
Yeah.

559
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,880
And Ace Freely his real name's Paul but I like the way he came up with Ace.

560
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,880
Yeah.

561
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,880
A lot of good stage names.

562
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,880
They didn't want two Pauls in the band so yeah.

563
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,880
True yeah.

564
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,880
Let's see.

565
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,880
David Lee Roth and I don't think that's a stage name but it's a great name.

566
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,880
It is.

567
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,880
It is a good name.

568
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,880
Vince Neil is a great stage name.

569
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,880
Jesse James Dupree.

570
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,880
That's a good one.

571
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880
That's a good one.

572
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,880
Yep.

573
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:29,880
I played with a guitar player whose name was John Axford.

574
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,880
Oh I like that one.

575
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,880
And I thought that's an excellent name for a guitar player, Axford.

576
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,880
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

577
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,880
Rockenfeld from Queensryche or Tesla.

578
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,880
Queensryche.

579
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,880
Queensryche yeah.

580
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,880
Is it Steve Rockenfeld or John Rockenfeld or something like that?

581
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,880
I think it's Steve.

582
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,880
Steve Rockenfeld.

583
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,880
Who was it?

584
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,880
The drummer?

585
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,880
Yngwie Malmsteen.

586
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,880
The drummer for Paul McCartney and Wings was a guy named Denny Lane.

587
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,880
Denny Lane yeah.

588
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,880
Which sounded like Penny Lane.

589
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,880
Yes.

590
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,880
But that was a stage name.

591
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,880
So that was a good choice.

592
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880
That was.

593
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,880
They would remind you of a Beatles hit every time you saw the band members name.

594
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,880
Yeah Denny Lane.

595
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,880
That was brilliant.

596
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,880
That was.

597
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,880
That was really good.

598
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,880
Oh here's a good one.

599
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,880
That was really obscure.

600
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:23,880
The drummer for Supertramp was a guy named Bob Siebenberg.

601
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:29,880
And he was American living and working in Europe without the proper visa.

602
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,880
Uh huh.

603
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,880
So and Supertramp was a European band.

604
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,880
So he couldn't use his real name or immigration would find him.

605
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,880
So he changed his stage name was Bob C. Benberg.

606
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,880
His real name was Bob Siebenberg.

607
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880
Bob Siebenberg.

608
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,880
Oh I love it.

609
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,880
The fun thing was he was a endorser for Ludwig and Drums.

610
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880
Uh huh.

611
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,880
But he would never show up for the publicity shoots because he didn't want the European

612
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,880
authorities to know who he was and recognize him.

613
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:07,880
So he spent years and years hiding from the authorities in Europe because he didn't want

614
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,880
to pay taxes and get the visa.

615
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880
That's good.

616
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,880
We overlooked two of our favorites.

617
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,880
Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne.

618
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,880
That's right.

619
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,880
Alice Cooper was Vincent Damon Furnier.

620
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,880
Uh huh.

621
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,880
And Ozzy Osbourne was John Osbourne.

622
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,880
Yeah.

623
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,880
Yeah and he had Ozzy forever.

624
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,880
Yeah.

625
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,880
Since a child he was named Ozzy.

626
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,880
Yeah.

627
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,880
But it's still a great stage name.

628
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,880
Lemmy Kilmister.

629
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,880
Yeah.

630
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,880
From Motorhead.

631
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,880
His real name was John.

632
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,880
Yeah.

633
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,880
But he had the habit of borrowing money.

634
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,880
He'd say hey Lemmy five quid.

635
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880
Yeah so they named him Lemmy.

636
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,880
Lemmy twenty quid.

637
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,880
So they named him Lemmy because he was always hey Lemmy some money.

638
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,880
That's a good one.

639
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,880
That's a real good one.

640
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,880
I think that's a pretty awesome one.

641
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,880
Well I'm trying to think.

642
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,880
There's so many of them.

643
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,880
Steven Tyler's a good one.

644
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,880
Yeah.

645
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:08,880
Yeah I've got him in my list of people who change their names.

646
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,880
McMars.

647
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,880
McMars is a great one.

648
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,880
Yeah.

649
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,880
His real name's Bob Deal.

650
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,880
Let's see what have I got written there from McMars.

651
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,880
Robert Alan Deal.

652
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880
Yeah Bob Deal.

653
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,880
Yeah.

654
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:24,880
Is Ted Mugent a stage name or is that his real name?

655
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,880
I think that's his real name.

656
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,880
Theodosius Atrocious.

657
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,880
Ted the Sledge.

658
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,880
Ted the Sledge.

659
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,880
Nicky Six is a good one.

660
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,880
Yeah.

661
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,880
Mama Kass was a stage name.

662
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,880
Yeah that's a good one.

663
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,880
Who else?

664
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,880
I know there's more.

665
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,880
Yeah I'm trying not to give away some of these ones I've got on my list.

666
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,880
Oh you know what?

667
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,880
Alright we've got enough of those.

668
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,880
Okay that's all my stuff.

669
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,880
Alright.

670
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:09,880
I composed a list of singers and I've matched them up for interesting fist fights.

671
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,880
Okay.

672
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,880
My first one is Madonna versus Gwen Stefani.

673
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880
Okay.

674
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,880
Madonna is a straight fighter.

675
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:27,880
She's going to pick up a piece of scrap metal or a pipe and she's going to beat to death

676
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,880
Gwen Stefani.

677
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,880
It's like that scene in The Godfather where James Kahn was beating up his brother-in-law

678
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880
for cheating.

679
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,880
He grabbed a trash can lid and was just smacking him in the head over the top of his head.

680
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,880
He was just smacking him in the head over and over the trash can lid.

681
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,880
But that would be Madonna.

682
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,880
That would be Madonna.

683
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,880
Yeah she'd knock out a few of those giant horse teeth that Gwen has.

684
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,880
If I'd do her a favor then she'd have to have regular teeth put in.

685
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,880
Yeah.

686
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,880
Blake Shelton would be all weepy.

687
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,880
If they're even still together.

688
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,880
Yeah.

689
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,880
It's one of those celebrity Hollywood marriages.

690
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,880
They're not real anyway.

691
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,880
Yeah.

692
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,880
Alright.

693
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,880
So we both picked Madonna.

694
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,880
Here's another one, James Hetfield versus Dave Mustaine.

695
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,880
Ooh.

696
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,880
There's some hatred there.

697
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,880
Kick my ass out right before Metallica makes it big.

698
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,880
Before throat cancer I would have went Dave Mustaine.

699
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,880
Yeah.

700
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,880
After I'm going to have to go with James Hetfield.

701
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,880
He's healthier.

702
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,880
I think he is too.

703
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,880
Yeah.

704
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,880
Yeah.

705
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,880
I mean I'm always going for the raging ginger.

706
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,880
I mean I'll bet on the raging ginger.

707
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,880
You know he's one of my kids as well.

708
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,880
I know how angry Jeffrey can get.

709
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,880
Yeah.

710
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,880
Alright.

711
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,880
We'll go with James Hetfield on that one.

712
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:41,880
Yeah.

713
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,880
And only because of throat cancer.

714
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,880
If not I would have went with Dave Mustaine all the way.

715
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,880
Yeah.

716
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,880
Probably so.

717
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Because he is so pissed off.

718
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880
And James Hetfield isn't anymore.

719
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880
No.

720
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,880
He's just kind of a dad now.

721
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,880
Yeah.

722
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,880
Yeah.

723
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,880
He looks like a sheep dog.

724
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,880
Alright.

725
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,880
Next up.

726
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,880
Joan Jett versus Bono.

727
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,880
Joan Jett.

728
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,880
I'm going to pick Joan Jett.

729
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,880
Joan Jett would pick up a pipe and beat Bono to death with it.

730
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,880
She's probably 10, 15 years older but she'd kick his ass.

731
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,880
Bono in the middle of it would go, every time you hit me with that pipe a children starves

732
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,880
to death in Africa.

733
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,880
And she'd keep beating his head until he died.

734
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,880
And she'd say, they go over there and feed them you rich bastard.

735
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,880
Yeah.

736
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:30,880
How come nobody in the audience ever said that?

737
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,880
Hey Bono.

738
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,880
I'm sure they did.

739
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,880
They just didn't hear it.

740
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,880
Why don't you take the money from this concert and go feed all of them.

741
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:36,880
Yeah.

742
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:37,880
Why are you telling us?

743
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,880
Go fucking do it.

744
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:39,880
Yep.

745
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,880
I'm already seeing the ads on the California wildfires.

746
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,880
All the insurance companies cancelled their insurance so they don't have to pay.

747
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,880
But now they want us to donate.

748
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,880
Oh I know.

749
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,880
I know.

750
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,880
That pisses me off too.

751
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,880
Fuck you.

752
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880
State farm.

753
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,880
You guys need to pony up.

754
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,880
Yes.

755
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,880
Yeah.

756
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,880
Alright moving along.

757
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,880
Yeah you know what, just leave that alone.

758
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,880
I got so much to say about that.

759
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:09,880
Next up we have Iggy Pop from the Stooges versus Bruce Springsteen.

760
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,880
Iggy Pop.

761
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880
Yeah.

762
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,880
Bruce Springsteen probably outweighs him 2 to 1 but Iggy doesn't care about pain.

763
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880
Oh no no.

764
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,880
Iggy used to take broken bottles and bash himself in the chest with them just so he

765
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,880
could bleed on the audience.

766
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,880
He was punk before there was punk.

767
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:31,880
Iggy Pop doesn't need any type of equipment to beat him to death.

768
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,880
Iggy Pop would just like walk up and throw him to the ground and beat the shit out of

769
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,880
him.

770
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,880
He'd probably just exhale on him.

771
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,880
Yeah and he'd fucking fall.

772
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,880
Yeah.

773
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,880
Oh god you stink.

774
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,880
Oh here's one you'll enjoy.

775
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,880
Nicky Six versus Henry Rollins.

776
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,880
Henry Rollins.

777
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,880
Henry Rollins.

778
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,880
Henry Rollins would beat him going you're a liar.

779
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,880
Nicky's taller.

780
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,880
Henry Rollins is about three times more solid.

781
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:08,880
Yes and he would beat him to death screaming you're a liar, a liar, a liar.

782
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,880
That song is so good.

783
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,880
I'm sorry I'll never do it again I promise.

784
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,880
That grin he gets.

785
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,880
Yeah.

786
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:22,880
And then that maniacal laugh ha ha ha I got you kid fuck you.

787
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,880
Wow.

788
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,880
Good song.

789
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,880
Henry Rollins is just fucking awesome isn't he?

790
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,880
He said he's never going back to music.

791
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,880
Oh I know.

792
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,880
He said the spoken word thing he said why the hell would I ever go back into that crime

793
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,880
race.

794
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,880
It's a mess.

795
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,880
It's awful.

796
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,880
I gotta admit I enjoyed Bruce Dickinson's spoken word better than I enjoyed Iron Maiden

797
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,880
and I loved Iron Maiden.

798
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,880
Yeah.

799
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,880
There's just something about their adventures and stuff that they talked about.

800
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,880
Yeah no kidding.

801
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,880
It's just so entertaining anyhow.

802
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:56,880
Alright next up we have Taylor Swift versus Elvis Costello.

803
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,880
Taylor Swift I'm going with Angry Ginger.

804
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,880
Yeah I'm going to go with Elvis Costello because he's got the street smarts.

805
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,880
Yeah you know.

806
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,880
Taylor's a little too pampered I think she's lost her edge.

807
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,880
Unless she knows kickboxing in that case it would be Taylor but I don't know if she knows

808
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,880
kickboxing.

809
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,880
Yeah.

810
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,880
I'm going to stick with Elvis.

811
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,880
It would be one we disagree on.

812
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,880
Yeah I'm just going by I think that inside that ginger apparatus is just someone that's

813
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,880
fucking nuts.

814
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:30,880
I think that she would just take a toaster and fucking beat Elvis Costello to death with

815
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,880
it.

816
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,880
Just some random kitchen appliance.

817
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,880
Yeah.

818
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,880
Elvis Costello comes in and says something that pisses her off and she grabs a fucking

819
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,880
toaster and goes what the fuck and beats the shit out of him.

820
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,880
And then when he's lying on the floor she's like oh shit I've got to call my guys.

821
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Hey I've got a body here I need you guys to come get it.

822
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,880
To make this go away.

823
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,880
Oh by the way it's Elvis Costello.

824
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,880
I beat the snot out of him with a can opener.

825
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,880
Alright we disagree on that one that's cool.

826
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:05,880
Alright next up David Lee Roth versus Sammy Hagar.

827
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,880
Oh.

828
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,880
Okay I'm going David Lee Roth because of finesse.

829
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,880
And also Sammy Hagar has mouthed off about him so many times I think David Lee Roth would

830
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,880
love to fucking beat the hell out of him.

831
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,880
Yeah that's a good point.

832
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,880
Yeah I'm going to go David Lee.

833
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,880
I think he's going to have the kick moves and Sammy's just going to have too much tequila

834
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,880
in him.

835
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,880
Oh I think so too.

836
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:32,880
And also Sammy Hagar is so pissed off because Alex Van Halen did not include him in the

837
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,880
book.

838
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,880
That's true.

839
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,880
And he said that the magic was over and I agree with him.

840
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:44,880
Alex Van Halen knew that that version of him was Sammy Hagar or Gary Sharone was not the

841
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880
same.

842
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,880
Yeah.

843
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,880
Yeah.

844
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,880
And also David Lee Roth quit them.

845
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,880
They did not fire him.

846
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,880
A lot of people think he was fired he quit.

847
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:54,880
He quit.

848
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,880
I remember that was the announcement they made when it happened that David Lee Roth has

849
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,880
quit Van Halen.

850
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,880
Yeah and then later on it got parlayed into he was fired.

851
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,880
Yeah he was fired.

852
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,880
He quit because he's getting upstaged by Eddie Van Halen.

853
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:15,880
Yeah and so I remember them trying to spin the story of David Lee Roth wanted to do too

854
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,880
many cover songs and they were tired of it.

855
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,880
Yeah and that wasn't true at all.

856
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,880
No it turned out David Lee Roth was the one saying I don't want to keep doing all these

857
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,880
covers let's do some more originals.

858
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,880
I agree.

859
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,880
Yeah.

860
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:31,880
Alright next up Angus Young versus Steven Tyler.

861
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,880
They're both tough as hell.

862
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,880
Yes.

863
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,880
Okay I'm going to go Angus Young.

864
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:42,880
I think Angus Young is going to walk around jump on his back and just beat the hell out

865
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,880
of the back of his head until he falls down.

866
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,880
He's going to go fucking baboon on him.

867
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,880
I think Angus Young grew up boxing with kangaroos.

868
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,880
Yes.

869
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,880
So he can handle Steven Tyler no problem.

870
00:35:54,880 --> 00:36:00,880
He's going to like bite one of his fucking ears off and pull his hair out.

871
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,880
Your face is so tiny it makes me angry.

872
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880
Yes.

873
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:10,880
And Steven Tyler is going to go woo that blue bag while he's getting his ass whipped.

874
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,880
Did you know Steven Tyler's mouth is not really any bigger than anyone else's mouth?

875
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,880
It's just the rest of his face is so freaking tiny.

876
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,880
And that's true it's not making that up.

877
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,880
His face is so tiny and crammed together that it makes his mouth look enormous.

878
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,880
And I've got another thing too.

879
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,880
Just like Mick Jagger if he was not a rock star he would not have gotten any tail at

880
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,880
all.

881
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,880
Oh yeah, same with Jack Nicholson.

882
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:33,880
Oh yeah that too.

883
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,880
Dude as ugly as a stump.

884
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,880
Oh gosh.

885
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,880
Yeah very lucky they hit him big otherwise they've been at home fucking jerking it.

886
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:42,880
Yeah so.

887
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,880
Alright, Lane Staley versus Beck.

888
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,880
I'm going to have to go Lane Staley.

889
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880
Yeah.

890
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,880
I mean Beck already says I'm a loser.

891
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,880
Yeah that's true.

892
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,880
And also Beck is too quirky.

893
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,880
I think Lane Staley on crack and heroin could still beat Beck.

894
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:01,880
Oh yeah yeah.

895
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,880
I think he would do it like this.

896
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,880
Lane Staley would say alright I need someone to tie my hand and my left hand and my left

897
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,880
leg together and I'm still going to beat this pussy to death.

898
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,880
And Beck would be standing there where are my digital samples?

899
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,880
Where are they?

900
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,880
Where's my pre-programmed synthesis here?

901
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:26,880
And meanwhile Lane Staley is beating the hell out of him on crack and heroin with a hand

902
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,880
and a leg tied together.

903
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,880
If you want to know how AI is going to put music together listen to people like Beck.

904
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,880
All he does is take other people's samples and throw them together with some dumb ass

905
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,880
lyrics that he moans a couple of ways and that's your preview of AI.

906
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,880
Nothing original, everything is recycled and mashed together where it doesn't fit.

907
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,880
It's horrible.

908
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,880
It's horrible stuff.

909
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,880
I agree.

910
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,880
Just my opinion.

911
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,880
I'm glad he's had a great career.

912
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,880
I wish him nothing but the best but I'm never spending the time on any of this stuff because

913
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,880
I hate it.

914
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:03,880
Name one song, oh me neither, name one song that has any emotion or feel to it at all that

915
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:04,880
he's done.

916
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,880
Can't.

917
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,880
No.

918
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,880
My oldest brother kept sending me lots of Beck songs.

919
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,880
Oh listen here's the new Beck.

920
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,880
Oh listen to this.

921
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,880
I listen to them all.

922
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,880
They're all crap.

923
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,880
They're all bullshit.

924
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,880
Yeah.

925
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,880
I get to have my opinion.

926
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,880
Yes you do.

927
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,120
You know me as one person among 8 billion on the planet I don't like Beck and I'm sure

928
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,120
Beck doesn't care.

929
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,120
I'm pretty sure of that.

930
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,120
I'm pretty sure I hate them too.

931
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,880
And mine's more than a dislike.

932
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,880
I hate the fucker.

933
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,880
Yeah.

934
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:37,880
I would like to take my phone and hit him in the nose with it like 10 times.

935
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,880
Allegedly.

936
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Allegedly.

937
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,880
Yeah.

938
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,880
Alright here's a good one.

939
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,880
Kid Rock versus David Coverdale.

940
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:50,880
10 rounds no goals barred.

941
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,880
Coverdale's going to mop the floor with that tasty little jerk.

942
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,880
I think so too.

943
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,880
Yeah.

944
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,880
Kid Rock is not street.

945
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:03,680
He grew up in a rich very affluent Michigan suburb with rich parents and then he decided

946
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,880
to invent this street persona for himself.

947
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,880
Yes.

948
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,880
And I'm the street out the trailer.

949
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,320
No you're not.

950
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,880
You're straight out private school bitch.

951
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:13,880
Yes.

952
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,880
David Coverdale fought Richie Blackmore.

953
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,880
Oh Coverdale's going to win.

954
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,880
Yeah Coverdale's going to win.

955
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,880
Yeah.

956
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:25,880
Matter of fact Coverdale was so dumb that Richie Blackmore quit and went to Rainbow.

957
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,560
Now one of them I was going to put was the two guys in Bad Company.

958
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,880
Paul Rogers versus Mick Ralphs.

959
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,880
Oh.

960
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,880
They actually did have a fight.

961
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,880
Oh did they?

962
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880
And Mick Ralphs is a black belt.

963
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,880
And just fucked Paul Rogers up.

964
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,880
Paul Rogers is a distinguished Englishman.

965
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,880
I don't see him fighting anyhow.

966
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:47,880
But I guess he did.

967
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,880
Mick Ralphs is tough.

968
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,880
Wow.

969
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:58,880
And that's why Paul Rogers left Bad Companies because Mick Ralphs beat the snot out of him.

970
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,880
I didn't know that but it's funny.

971
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,880
Send him to the emergency room.

972
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,880
No charges were ever filed.

973
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,880
Wow.

974
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,880
Yeah.

975
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,880
He called up Jimmy Page.

976
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,880
He said I need to get out of this band.

977
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,880
He's going to kill me.

978
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,880
This is bullshit.

979
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,880
Jimmy Page is like I got another going on except a little devil works for me and heroin.

980
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,880
But I guess I can.

981
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:27,880
They call it Nicky Taylor from Duran Duran.

982
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,880
Who was the drummer?

983
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,880
Taylor.

984
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,880
Nick Taylor was the bass player.

985
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,880
Yeah.

986
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,880
Thompson.

987
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,880
Thompson.

988
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,880
Somebody Thompson.

989
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,880
I should know this.

990
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,880
I'm a drummer.

991
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,880
But anyway that was the firm.

992
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,880
Bass player was insane.

993
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,880
Yeah, yeah.

994
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,880
Tony Franklin.

995
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,880
Tony Franklin.

996
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,880
There we go.

997
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,880
Tony Franklin was incredible.

998
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,880
I was thinking Chester Thompson.

999
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,880
He was different.

1000
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,880
Oh I put him down as one of my favorite bassists.

1001
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,880
He is coming from outer space.

1002
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,880
Blues, jazz.

1003
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,880
If he'd been in a different band than Duran Duran he would have been insane.

1004
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,880
He could have been in Rush.

1005
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,880
He could have been in Yes.

1006
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,880
He could have been in anything.

1007
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,880
He could have been in Uriah Heat.

1008
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,880
Anything.

1009
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,880
I would love to hurt him in Uriah Heat.

1010
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,880
Oh man.

1011
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,880
Okay, moving on.

1012
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,880
Next celebrity fist fight.

1013
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,880
Buddy Holly versus Michael Jackson.

1014
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,880
Keep in mind Buddy Holly is from Texas.

1015
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:32,880
Yes, but Michael Jackson had his whole hair and scalp cut on fire.

1016
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,880
And Michael Jackson knew how to fight off his father.

1017
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,880
Yes, that's right.

1018
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,880
That's right.

1019
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,880
I'm going to have to go with Michael.

1020
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,880
I'm going to have to go with Michael too.

1021
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,880
And also he probably had to fight to have his little winger not touch him.

1022
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,880
Plus Buddy Holly always looked like such a polite young man.

1023
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,880
I can't see him really raising his fist.

1024
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,880
Yeah, me too.

1025
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,880
Unless it was in the defense of paganism.

1026
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:58,880
He'd be like, can't we talk this out by that time Michael Jackson already has him on the

1027
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,880
ground.

1028
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,880
I saw this move in the hood last night.

1029
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,880
Yes.

1030
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,880
Okay.

1031
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,880
I used to use this on Daddy Joe.

1032
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:12,880
Alright, John Bon Jovi versus Dave Matthews.

1033
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:19,880
Oh, now Dave Matthews he dumped shit on some people in the Chicago River.

1034
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,880
Literally.

1035
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,880
Yes, yes.

1036
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,880
Their tour bus stopped on a bridge and emptied their black water tank and dumped raw sewage

1037
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,880
all over it.

1038
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,880
On an architectural tour on a boat.

1039
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,880
They're all looking up.

1040
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,880
And then they tried to deny it, made up some lies about it and then eventually the truth

1041
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,880
came out in the court case that yep, that's exactly what happened.

1042
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,880
That's exactly what happened and also they're the ones that always preached environment

1043
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,880
and all that.

1044
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,880
Uh huh.

1045
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,880
Yeah, uh huh.

1046
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,880
Sure.

1047
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,880
And they're dumping their shit water right in the river.

1048
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,880
Yes, only they got caught.

1049
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,880
Nice.

1050
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,880
And a lot of people got a pretty good paycheck I bet.

1051
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,880
I'm going to go with Bon Jovi.

1052
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,880
I'm going to go with Bon Jovi too.

1053
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,880
He's from New Jersey.

1054
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,880
He knows how to fight.

1055
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,880
Yeah, he's Italian also.

1056
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,880
Oh yeah, an Italian from New Jersey?

1057
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,880
Yeah.

1058
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,880
Oh hell.

1059
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,880
Yeah.

1060
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,880
He's like curb stomping people.

1061
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,880
Yeah.

1062
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,880
Yeah, yeah.

1063
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,880
Where Dave Matthews is probably figuring out quizzes.

1064
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,880
Yeah.

1065
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,880
Yeah.

1066
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,880
He's trying to figure out how not to look so weird when he sings.

1067
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,880
Yeah, I'm playing wordy-gurdy in the back of the times.

1068
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,880
I remember Dave Matthews saying once in an interview, he said, I always wanted to look

1069
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:28,880
really cool on stage and then I saw a video of myself singing and it's like oh my god,

1070
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,880
look at all the faces I'm making.

1071
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:36,880
So he knows he's doing it, he just can't help it.

1072
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,880
Okay, that right there.

1073
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,880
He's got a sense of humor at least.

1074
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,880
Yes, he does.

1075
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,880
Yep.

1076
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,880
All right, here's the next interesting.

1077
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,880
David Bowie versus Robert Plant.

1078
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,880
Oh.

1079
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,880
I don't even know that they fight.

1080
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,880
They just sit down and probably have tea.

1081
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,880
I think so too.

1082
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,880
Yeah.

1083
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,880
I think they would just come to a gentleman's agreement.

1084
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,880
Okay.

1085
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,880
And then go out and see a movie.

1086
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,880
Yeah, I think that's the first draw, non-file.

1087
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,880
Yeah, I think that's just a draw.

1088
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,880
Yeah, and I think we have everything settled here, guys.

1089
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,880
I'll see you later, Chum.

1090
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,880
See, you want to go do an album?

1091
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,880
Yeah, let's go do an album.

1092
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,880
Let's go do an album.

1093
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,880
Well, first you've got to come back to life.

1094
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,880
Are you going to do that?

1095
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,880
Oh, I miss David Bowie.

1096
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,880
I do too.

1097
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,880
He was, I mean, when David Bowie first came out in the late 60s, I really didn't like

1098
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:23,880
him.

1099
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,880
No, I didn't either.

1100
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,880
Then I got really heavily into Alice Cooper, and I thought David Bowie was like, why do

1101
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,880
I need David Bowie?

1102
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,880
Alice Cooper's so awesome.

1103
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,880
But then I really started listening to his music.

1104
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,880
It's like, wow, there's a lot here.

1105
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,880
There's a lot here.

1106
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,880
And plus, it was an amazing variety.

1107
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,880
Ziggy Stardust.

1108
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,880
Ziggy Stardust and The Space Oddity.

1109
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,880
The Space Oddity, yeah.

1110
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,880
The first really it, if you will.

1111
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:57,880
You know, like not really any type of a gender or not really any type of a style.

1112
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:58,880
Androgyny.

1113
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,880
Androgyny, there it is.

1114
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,880
Yeah.

1115
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,880
That was the big thing in the late 60s was androgyny.

1116
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,880
You didn't obviously try to look like one or the other.

1117
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,880
You just wanted people to wonder and not be able to tell.

1118
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,880
Yeah, and he did that perfectly.

1119
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,880
Yeah, he was very good at that.

1120
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,880
There were a lot of musicians back in that time that were very good at being, even Boy

1121
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,880
George was good at it.

1122
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:20,880
Oh, Boy George was a great musician.

1123
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,880
When Culture Club came out, people were looking at Boy George and he's going, who exactly

1124
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,880
is that?

1125
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,880
What gender was this person born in?

1126
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,880
Yeah, he really had people wonder.

1127
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,880
He did.

1128
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,880
Yeah, you know what?

1129
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,880
I mean, and also I think the music actually got a boost from it.

1130
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,880
It was great music.

1131
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,880
Culture Club was fantastic.

1132
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:49,880
But even though I didn't like it at the time, he brought some notoriety to it.

1133
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,880
He had a gorgeous voice.

1134
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,880
Yeah.

1135
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,880
He really did.

1136
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,880
Yep.

1137
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,880
I would have loved to hear it with better material.

1138
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,880
I would have too.

1139
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:57,880
Something not so poppy.

1140
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,880
Yeah, I agree.

1141
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,880
It wasn't my type of music, but it was really good because of him.

1142
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,880
Yeah, yeah.

1143
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,880
I agree.

1144
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,880
Without him, Culture Club, nobody would have heard of him.

1145
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,880
No, I agree.

1146
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,880
All right, up next, Celine Dion versus Amy Lee of Evanescence.

1147
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,880
Oh.

1148
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,880
Thank you so much.

1149
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,880
Thank you.

1150
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,880
Is she Scottish?

1151
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,880
Amy?

1152
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:21,880
Yeah.

1153
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,880
I'm not sure.

1154
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:28,880
I know Celine Dion is Canadian, so that means the top of her head flops around like in South

1155
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,880
Park.

1156
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,880
I'm going to go with Amy Lee.

1157
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:31,880
I think so too.

1158
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:37,880
I think she's Scottish, which would give her some of that fighting blood.

1159
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:38,880
Yeah.

1160
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,880
Yeah.

1161
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,880
I believe she belongs to the Republican Army too.

1162
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,880
If you've seen Amy Lee recently, she's bulked up a little bit.

1163
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:53,880
I mean, she's not like fat or anything, but she's got some body mass, whereas Celine Dion

1164
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,880
is like a coat hanger with skin on it.

1165
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,880
Yeah.

1166
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,880
And she's got that stiff body disease where she can barely move.

1167
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,880
I think Amy would just push her over and be done.

1168
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,880
Yes.

1169
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,880
And also, she belongs to the Irish Republican Army, but she's Scottish.

1170
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,880
That's how tough she is.

1171
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,880
That's pretty tough.

1172
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880
That is.

1173
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,880
Anyhow, go ahead.

1174
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,880
All right.

1175
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,880
Frank Zappa versus John Mellencamp.

1176
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,880
Oh, Frank Zappa, I think.

1177
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,880
I'm going to go with John Mellencamp, some scrappy Indiana boy.

1178
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,880
Zappa is all mouth, and I think Mellencamp's just going to go up and break his big Irish

1179
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,880
nose.

1180
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,880
You're right.

1181
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,880
Or big Italian nose, I should say.

1182
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,880
Yeah.

1183
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:35,880
Irish.

1184
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,880
He's going to be sitting at the table, and he's going to go, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,

1185
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:39,880
uh-huh.

1186
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,880
Excuse me.

1187
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,880
He's going to walk up and just fucking belt him in the face.

1188
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,880
He said, I'm going to smack you with a scarecrow.

1189
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,880
And then I'm going to smack you with a plow.

1190
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:54,880
And then I'll throw a cherry bomb at you.

1191
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,880
Jack and Diane are not going to save you.

1192
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,880
All righty.

1193
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,880
George Lynch versus Slash.

1194
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,880
Slash.

1195
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,880
You think so?

1196
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,880
George Lynch is a bodybuilder, and always has been, and he's a surf guy.

1197
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,880
Oh, okay.

1198
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,880
You know, because he's a surf guy, I'm going to go ahead and give it to Slash.

1199
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,880
Yeah.

1200
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,880
No, no, no, no, no.

1201
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,880
Slash was affluent.

1202
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,880
His mom was like a model or a TV star.

1203
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,880
Yeah, he came from money.

1204
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,880
Yeah, no, I'm going to go with George Lynch.

1205
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,880
All right.

1206
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,880
What about you?

1207
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,880
I was going to go with Slash.

1208
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,880
You still think Slash was enough?

1209
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,880
Yeah, I think George Lynch looks the part, but doesn't know how to fight.

1210
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,880
Okay.

1211
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,880
You know, I'm going to go back to Slash also.

1212
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:50,880
All right, next up, Donnie Osmond versus Gordon Lightfoot.

1213
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,880
We might have another draw here.

1214
00:48:54,880 --> 00:49:03,880
Nice, good, good, faithful Mormon Donnie Osmond against gentle Canadian folk singer Gordon Lightfoot.

1215
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,880
Draw.

1216
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,880
They're not even going to fight.

1217
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,880
No, I think that's going to be like Bowie and Plant.

1218
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,880
They're just going to say, you know what, we have better stuff.

1219
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,880
That's okay.

1220
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,880
Yeah.

1221
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,880
He's like, can you introduce me to your sister, Marie?

1222
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,880
Yes.

1223
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,880
Gordon Lightfoot was notorious for just sleeping around every chance he got while he was on tour.

1224
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,880
Oh, that's right.

1225
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,880
And then writing a bunch of songs about it, kind of like Chris Isaac does.

1226
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,880
Hey, then Donnie would go, have you seen pictures of my sister lately?

1227
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,880
Oh, yeah, forget it.

1228
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,880
All right.

1229
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,880
Never mind.

1230
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,880
Elton John versus Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction.

1231
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,880
I stay so busy that the minute I'm done with my walk up, I get lost.

1232
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,880
He's still a fitness.

1233
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,880
He is.

1234
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,880
He's like, oh, well, no, well.

1235
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,880
Perry Farrell is androgynous.

1236
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,880
Yeah.

1237
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,880
Elton John is gay, but he's man.

1238
00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:01,880
Now, keep in mind that in not too long ago, Perry Farrell and Jane's Addiction were out

1239
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,880
playing, and he picked a fight with Dave Navarro, and Dave Navarro cleaned his clock.

1240
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,880
Oh, that's right.

1241
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,880
On stage.

1242
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,880
Beat the shit out of him.

1243
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,880
Yeah.

1244
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,880
And as the roadies were coming to drag Perry Farrell off stage, they were punching him

1245
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:13,880
too.

1246
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,880
You're right.

1247
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,880
That's how much they hate Perry Farrell.

1248
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880
Okay.

1249
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880
I'm going to go Elton John.

1250
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,880
Yeah.

1251
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,880
I think everybody watching would join in on beating up Perry Farrell.

1252
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:29,880
Perry Farrell is always barefooted too, which meant Elton John would stomp him with one of

1253
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,880
his high heels.

1254
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,880
And apparently every time- Platform heels.

1255
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,880
Platform heels, yeah.

1256
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:39,880
And every time Perry Farrell gets high, he turns into the world's biggest jerk, and everybody

1257
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,880
just wants to beat him up.

1258
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,880
I'm going to go Elton John all the way.

1259
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880
Yeah.

1260
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880
All right.

1261
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,880
Here's a good one.

1262
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Jesse Roll from the Foo Fighters versus Jesse James Dupree from Jackal.

1263
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,880
Jesse James.

1264
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,880
I think so too.

1265
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,880
I'm going to whip out that chainsaw and go Jackal on his ass.

1266
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,880
Yeah, you would.

1267
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:01,880
Yeah.

1268
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,880
Rock me, roll me, jackal me off.

1269
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,880
That was such a good catchphrase.

1270
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Oh, I know.

1271
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,880
Yeah, I'm going to have to go Jesse James Dupree.

1272
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:10,880
Yeah.

1273
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,880
Yeah.

1274
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,880
All right.

1275
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,880
Here's a blast from the past.

1276
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,880
This is going to be a cage match.

1277
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,880
Okay.

1278
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,880
So it's Simon and Garfunkel versus the mamas and papas.

1279
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,880
Oh.

1280
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,880
California dream.

1281
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:22,880
Mamas and papas.

1282
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,880
Supposedly, Papa was sleeping with his daughter.

1283
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,880
John Phillips, yeah.

1284
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,880
Yes.

1285
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:34,880
Does that make you tough or a pussy?

1286
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Let's see.

1287
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,880
Rape, incest, and pedophilia all at once.

1288
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,880
Pussy.

1289
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,880
Pussy.

1290
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,880
Yeah, I'd say so.

1291
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,880
Yep.

1292
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,880
I think Simon could beat up John Phillips and then Garfunkel could probably beat up the

1293
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,880
rest.

1294
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,880
I think you're right.

1295
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,800
Yeah, I think Mama Cass would say, I'm out, this is bullshit.

1296
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,440
Even though it was a lie, he'd stick a donut down her mouth and she would.

1297
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,440
And then.

1298
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,440
Choke her good.

1299
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440
That was one of the biggest lies ever.

1300
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,440
Everybody thinks that's how she died.

1301
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,600
And then Michelle Phillips would have jumped on Garfunkel's back and screeched and tried

1302
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,600
to claw his eyes out.

1303
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,600
Yeah.

1304
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,600
Bit him, everything.

1305
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:09,600
Yes.

1306
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:15,600
Yeah, the word is that Michelle Phillips is only in the band as someone to sleep with.

1307
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Yeah, yeah.

1308
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,600
A lot of her vocals were dubbed in and she wasn't much on stage.

1309
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,600
She's just there to be pretty.

1310
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,600
Yep.

1311
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,200
Anyway, okay, up next.

1312
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:33,560
Fred Durst against Marilyn Manson.

1313
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,560
Fred Durst.

1314
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,560
Nowadays because Marilyn Manson.

1315
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,560
I think so.

1316
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Yeah.

1317
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,960
I think her is fending off sexual harassment suits.

1318
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,960
Not surprised there.

1319
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,960
No, me neither.

1320
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,760
I think that Fred Durst is a scrappy little bastard.

1321
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,760
Yeah.

1322
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,120
He's going to turn his baseball hat around and punch him.

1323
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:56,400
Considering the difficulties and all the crap Limp Bizkit has had to have thrown at

1324
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,400
them.

1325
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,400
Yes.

1326
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,400
They're tough.

1327
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,400
Yeah, they were a mockery.

1328
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,400
People were laughing at him.

1329
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,400
So I think he had to have a pretty tough skin just to deal with that.

1330
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Yeah, I'm going to go Durst also.

1331
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,400
Yeah.

1332
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,400
Right.

1333
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,400
Paul McCartney against Meatloaf.

1334
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,400
Oh.

1335
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,400
I know who I'm picking.

1336
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,400
I'm picking Meatloaf and here's why.

1337
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,400
I think Meatloaf would bite him.

1338
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,400
Or just fall on him.

1339
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,400
Or fall on him, yes.

1340
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,400
Again, Meatloaf, Texan.

1341
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,400
Paul McCartney did have a one-legged wife.

1342
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,400
Oh, that's true.

1343
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,400
Okay, let's figure this out.

1344
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,400
Okay, one-legged wife that pissed in the bed in a bed pool.

1345
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,400
Yeah.

1346
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400
Okay, let's figure this out.

1347
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:26,400
Okay, one-legged wife that pissed in the bed in a bed pool.

1348
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:42,400
versus former football player Texan who outweighs him by 150 pounds.

1349
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:47,400
Okay, even though he had a one-legged wife that pissed in bed, I'm going to have to go

1350
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,400
Meatloaf.

1351
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,400
I think so too.

1352
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,400
Yeah.

1353
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,400
Yeah.

1354
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Yeah.

1355
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,400
What's his name?

1356
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,400
Paul, no, Roger, a day or something?

1357
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,400
Marvin Lee a day.

1358
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,400
Marvin Lee a day, that was it.

1359
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,400
Okay.

1360
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,400
All right, Melissa Etheridge against Alanis Morissette.

1361
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:06,400
Oh, I'm glad you put this near the end.

1362
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,400
Okay.

1363
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:12,400
Come to my window versus jagged little pill.

1364
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,400
Okay, this could take some dissecting.

1365
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,400
Yeah.

1366
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:25,320
Is Alanis Morissette, and I have this as a skit on douchebags, is she still mad somewhere?

1367
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,320
I think she is.

1368
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,880
Then I give it to her.

1369
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:32,800
I mean, she's Canadian and she got that angry, which is odd for Canadians to get angry.

1370
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Yeah, that's true.

1371
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,800
And Dave Coulier was the recipient of all this anger.

1372
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:37,800
Yeah.

1373
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,800
Yeah.

1374
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,800
And he has cancer now.

1375
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,800
Oh.

1376
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:41,800
Yeah, pretty bad.

1377
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,120
John Stamos shaped his head for him.

1378
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:52,320
I bet you as soon as he dies, Alanis Morissette's going to be over there pissing on his grave.

1379
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,320
Yeah.

1380
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,320
Yeah.

1381
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,120
Melissa Etheridge is really tough.

1382
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,320
You can just tell she grew up in Leavenworth.

1383
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:04,600
Yeah, growing up as a lesbian in Leavenworth, Kansas, you got to be tough.

1384
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,640
I give it to Melissa Etheridge because of that.

1385
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,280
I think that Alanis Morissette is pissed, but that's it.

1386
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,280
She'll try to fight.

1387
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,480
She'll put up her fists and not know what to do.

1388
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,560
I think I'm going to go with Alanis just because she's so unhinged.

1389
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,560
She'll be unpredictable.

1390
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,280
You think she'll pick up a toaster and beat her to death with it?

1391
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,280
Or a can opener.

1392
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,280
A toaster?

1393
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,280
Can opener?

1394
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,280
A tweezer?

1395
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,360
Hand me that instant pot.

1396
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,960
I'm going to fuck this bitch up.

1397
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,400
Yeah, yeah.

1398
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,400
A cup?

1399
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,400
Yeah.

1400
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,600
I'm going to stick this meat thermometer in you.

1401
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,600
Yeah.

1402
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,600
And I'll stick it in you slow.

1403
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,340
Kill you slow with this.

1404
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:46,260
I heard an awesome joke the other day.

1405
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:51,400
A woman was talking about how quick her boyfriend was in bed.

1406
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,400
and she said, oh my god, I've been vaccinated slower.

1407
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:59,400
Wow, that's pretty bad.

1408
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,400
That is a bad thing to have hung on you too.

1409
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:10,400
Some guys get the reputation of being an eight second ride, and that ain't good.

1410
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:18,400
Yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact, there's a lot of stories I have with that, that like I've heard,

1411
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:23,400
and my god, because whenever guys like that, you hear about it.

1412
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,400
You hear about it.

1413
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,400
It's like if you have micro penis.

1414
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,400
You hear about that too. Ask Peter Frampton.

1415
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:38,400
Alright, next up, Ed Sheeran versus Michael Buble.

1416
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,400
Ed Sheeran.

1417
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,400
Really?

1418
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,400
Yeah, I think so.

1419
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,400
Well, he's a ginger.

1420
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,400
He's a ginger, but also, doesn't he have facial tattoos?

1421
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,400
He might.

1422
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,400
I think, you know what, maybe I'm getting this post Malone.

1423
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:56,400
Oh, Ed Sheeran is that little red haired guy who plays little wimpy songs

1424
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,400
and has that tiny little guitar.

1425
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,400
And who's he up against today?

1426
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,400
Michael Buble.

1427
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,400
Michael Buble.

1428
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,400
Yeah, I think he's just got more style, more class.

1429
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,400
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say Buble,

1430
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,400
because I think Ed Sheeran would have his feelings hurt.

1431
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:20,400
Yeah, I can see Michael holding Ed Sheeran at Arms Lake.

1432
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,400
Well, Ed Sheeran swings at the empty area because he can't quite reach him.

1433
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:29,400
You see, I would see him taking a little, he'd go, hang on, hang on, hang on here.

1434
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,400
I need to go have a moment in the corner.

1435
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,400
I need to go meditate, and then by that time, Buble kicked the shit out of me.

1436
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,400
Okay.

1437
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,400
Alright, next up, Johnny Rotten versus Trent Reznor.

1438
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:47,400
Johnny Rotten, because I think that he's still fucking pissed.

1439
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,400
Yeah, he's still angry.

1440
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,400
Trent Reznor is not mad anymore.

1441
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,400
As a matter of fact, he's kind of chunky.

1442
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,400
He eats well.

1443
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,400
That means he is not depressed.

1444
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,400
No, maybe he is.

1445
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,400
No, he got his problems worked out.

1446
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,400
He did, yeah.

1447
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,400
It was kind of either he was going to get him worked out and get happy,

1448
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,400
or he was going to kill himself.

1449
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,400
That was kind of what he was planning on.

1450
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,400
And here's how you tell how happy he is.

1451
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,400
You walk up to him and you whisper in his ear,

1452
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,400
Amos.

1453
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,400
Amos.

1454
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,400
You just walk up and go, hey Trent.

1455
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,400
Yeah.

1456
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,400
Tori Amos.

1457
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,400
Ah!

1458
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,400
He just collapses right there.

1459
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,400
Pretty Hate Machine was written about her.

1460
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,400
Yeah.

1461
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,400
Okay, Eddie out.

1462
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,400
Alright, next up.

1463
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,400
If you know the album, you're going to go, wow.

1464
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,400
That's an amazing album.

1465
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,400
It has good songs on there.

1466
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,400
He owes her royalties.

1467
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,400
He actually says he's a little embarrassed about some of the songs,

1468
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,400
because he doesn't feel like they were finished.

1469
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,400
Oh, okay, different.

1470
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,400
He says, I should have done more on that.

1471
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:54,400
I just really wasn't finished with it yet, and I have a better version.

1472
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,400
Okay, you know what?

1473
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,400
I think the lawness is one of the things that was the appeal.

1474
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:04,400
Yeah, but he did release a follow-up CD with about five different versions of

1475
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:10,400
Head Like a Hole and a couple of three different versions of Down In It.

1476
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,400
So those were some of his alternate takes for some of the songs on Pretty Hate Machine.

1477
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,400
It's an interesting lesson.

1478
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:25,400
Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control.

1479
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,400
Anger.

1480
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,400
Bow down before the one you serve.

1481
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,400
You're going to get what you deserve.

1482
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,400
Angry young man.

1483
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,400
Angry.

1484
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,400
I blame it on puberty.

1485
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,400
Probably so.

1486
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,400
Yes.

1487
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:45,400
All right, Carlos Santana versus Billy Corgan.

1488
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,400
Billy Corgan because he's weird looking.

1489
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,400
Yeah.

1490
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:53,400
I think Billy Corgan is the kind of guy that can take 30 punches and not even phase him.

1491
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,400
Probably not.

1492
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,400
You'd be like, wow, that was interesting.

1493
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:01,400
You know that your left hand is quite a bit more stimulus than your right.

1494
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,400
And it comes from a different position.

1495
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:09,400
Your left hand, you cock back about a foot further than your right hand.

1496
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,400
Do you know why that is?

1497
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,400
Were you injured as a child?

1498
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,400
That's what I hear him say.

1499
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Hey, I've got a name of a really good chiropractor.

1500
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,400
You could possibly maybe go see him.

1501
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,400
Tell him you know me, Billy Corgan.

1502
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,400
I think Billy is a lot tougher than he looks and that's his secret weapon.

1503
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,400
Yes.

1504
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,400
He looks like he's just like the kid down the street you never pay attention to.

1505
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,400
But then you listen to his music and you're like, whoa.

1506
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,400
I can see him picking up a stir stick and beating you to death with it.

1507
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,400
Yeah, absolutely.

1508
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,400
Because he'd be at a coffee house when this happened.

1509
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:50,400
All right, the last one I have, Sting versus Alex Van Halen.

1510
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,400
Alex.

1511
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,400
Alex.

1512
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:58,400
Anyone that could double bass like he does, go whip his ass.

1513
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:02,400
He's going to get on top of it and go.

1514
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:03,400
He's going to.

1515
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,400
I'm going to do a double stroke roll on your head.

1516
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,400
Yeah, he's going to do Hopper Teacher on his face.

1517
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,400
Yes.

1518
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,400
All right, that's all.

1519
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,400
And also, I've got one more thing about Alex Van Halen.

1520
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,400
So underrated.

1521
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,400
Yeah.

1522
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,400
He could play anything if he knew it was him.

1523
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,400
And isn't that part of being a musician, having your own?

1524
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,400
Absolutely.

1525
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,400
His style and his own flair.

1526
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:35,400
There's some musicians that they're just so different and unique that nobody's ever like them again.

1527
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,400
It's amazing.

1528
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,400
Yeah, and I think Alex Van Halen fits in that category.

1529
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,400
But he was outshined by his brother.

1530
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,400
I mean, how could you not?

1531
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,400
Do you remember a band called Psygon Kick?

1532
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,400
Yes, I sure do.

1533
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,400
They have this hit with Love Is On The Way.

1534
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,400
Yeah, they had a couple other minor hits, but that was their big one.

1535
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:59,400
The drummer for that band, I can't remember his name, but he had a really interesting and different style.

1536
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,400
And I was really intrigued by that.

1537
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,400
I can't really remember that much about him.

1538
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,400
Yeah.

1539
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,400
He wasn't like your typical, you know, play great big fills all over the place.

1540
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:19,400
But he used a lot more of symbols in his fill, like hi-hat and just short, little sounding drums.

1541
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,400
He didn't have big, booming drums.

1542
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:26,400
So I really liked his style, so I was looking forward to hearing some more by him.

1543
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:38,400
But after Psygon Kick broke up, he and his wife slash girlfriend started a porn film company.

1544
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,400
I remember that, yes.

1545
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:40,400
Vivid Entertainment.

1546
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,400
Vivid, yeah. And then they sold it.

1547
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,400
Yeah.

1548
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,400
And it's still around, I believe.

1549
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:52,400
Yeah, I remember I was a mailman at the time, and I remember delivering flyers to people on my route from Vivid Entertainment.

1550
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,400
And I thought, oh, okay, here's their porn magazine, their porn catalog, the order of videos.

1551
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,400
And then I saw online that it was the drummer from Psygon Kick.

1552
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,400
And I think you're the one that alerted me to that a while back.

1553
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,400
Yeah.

1554
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,400
And I looked it up, I'm like, wow.

1555
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,400
And then they sold it for an enormous amount of money.

1556
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,400
Made way more doing that than everybody playing drums.

1557
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,400
Yeah, it's like Fred Curry of Cinderella, remember?

1558
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,400
Yeah.

1559
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,400
He writes scores for Disney.

1560
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,400
Yeah.

1561
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:17,400
He doesn't touch that.

1562
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,400
Why would you ever give up that gig?

1563
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,400
He doesn't.

1564
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,400
No, they got a different drummer over there playing.

1565
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,400
I've got one thing to say here real quick.

1566
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,400
Yeah.

1567
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:36,400
It's been a month removed from the regular NFL season, and the Bengals are still not in the playoffs.

1568
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:40,400
Just saying.

1569
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,400
Just saying.

1570
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,400
Here's the weird thing to think.

1571
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:51,400
Sunday night was the last game the Chiefs will play in Arrowhead until preseason next year.

1572
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,400
That's right.

1573
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:58,400
And if Kelsey retires, that was his last game at Arrowhead.

1574
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Pretty fitting.

1575
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,400
Yeah.

1576
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:04,400
A really thrilling win.

1577
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,400
Yeah.

1578
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:09,400
You know, no shame in what you know.

1579
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,400
All right, let me tell you about Phil Verone.

1580
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,400
Okay.

1581
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,400
He's the drummer from Saigon Kick.

1582
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,400
That started Vivint Entertainment with his wife.

1583
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,400
Yeah.

1584
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,400
All righty.

1585
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,400
Jonathan Davis, didn't he do the same thing?

1586
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,400
I'm not sure.

1587
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,400
Of Korn?

1588
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:24,400
I think so.

1589
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:35,400
In 96, Saigon Kick released The Lizard, which went gold because they had the song Love Is

1590
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,400
On The Way.

1591
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,400
Yeah.

1592
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,400
In 96, it disbanded.

1593
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:44,400
In 2000, he joined Skid Row.

1594
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:45,400
Oh, that's right.

1595
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,400
I forgot.

1596
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:52,400
And then he toured the world with Kiss, Poison, Def Leppard, and Tesla.

1597
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,400
Skid Row touring with all those different bands.

1598
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:59,400
He also in 2003 played the drums for Vince Neil on his solo tour.

1599
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,400
Oh, wow.

1600
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,400
I didn't know that.

1601
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:06,400
He joined Jakey Lee's band Red Dragon Cartel for the album Patina.

1602
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:10,400
Oh, that's his second album, which I don't have any recollection of.

1603
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,400
Yeah.

1604
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,400
All right.

1605
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:18,400
Then in 2004, he decided to go into television, film, radio, and acting.

1606
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:26,400
He was on Miami Ink, Californication, some game shows, Celebrity Ghost Story.

1607
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:33,400
He did a documentary about being a touring drummer called Waking Up Dead.

1608
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:40,400
In 2009, he participated in the show Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1, which was a spin-off

1609
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,400
of Celebrity Rehab.

1610
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,400
And he talked about his sex addiction.

1611
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:54,400
He also went on the Oprah, Tyra Banks show, and the Today Show to talk about his sex addiction.

1612
01:05:54,400 --> 01:06:04,400
He has his own radio show with Vivid Radio on Sirius XM called The Swing with Phil Verone.

1613
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,400
Does he still own it?

1614
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,400
I thought he sold it.

1615
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,400
I think he sold it, but he kept the name for his Vivid Radio.

1616
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,400
Okay.

1617
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:16,400
In 2010, he was Playgirl's cover and centerfold.

1618
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,400
Did you know that?

1619
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:25,400
In 2011, Vivid Entertainment released his secret sex stash video as part of their Celebrity

1620
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,400
Sex Tape series.

1621
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:34,400
He's gone on to produce and direct a series called 100% Real Swingers.

1622
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:40,400
And he's recorded a second series of reality porn videos called Groobies, the music from

1623
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,400
behind, which is a takeoff on VH1's Behind the Music.

1624
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,400
Oh, wow.

1625
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,400
That guy's interesting.

1626
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:53,400
And he has his own line of sex toys with California exotic knock multis, including the first ever

1627
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:58,400
rock star actually molded after his penis with piercing.

1628
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,400
So he was the one to come out with the first dildo with piercing.

1629
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,400
Oh, wow.

1630
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,400
Okay, well.

1631
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,400
So the dude's into sex.

1632
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,400
Yes.

1633
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,400
Big time.

1634
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,400
And he's also a pretty good businessman around it, too.

1635
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,400
Yeah, yeah.

1636
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,400
Wow.

1637
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:18,400
So I'm going to presume that he stayed off the drugs because that's what ruins most guys

1638
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,400
who go into the porn big time is drugs.

1639
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,400
Sounds like he's managed to stay away from that.

1640
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,400
Yeah, it does.

1641
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,400
He's making it pay for him.

1642
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,400
His addiction was not drugs.

1643
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,400
No, his addiction was vagina.

1644
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:32,400
Yes.

1645
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,400
Wow.

1646
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,400
Okay.

1647
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,400
Never knew that.

1648
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,400
Interesting guy, Phil Verone.

1649
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:41,400
He's made, he's got more money and I'll ever sniff.

1650
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,400
Yeah, yeah.

1651
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:46,400
And also another thing is, is he's not that widely known either.

1652
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,400
No, not really.

1653
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,400
Saigon Kick was never that big of a band.

1654
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,400
No, he just had the one album.

1655
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,400
And he was a drummer.

1656
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:53,400
Yeah.

1657
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,400
But he's got an interesting style.

1658
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,400
I think his style is pretty interesting.

1659
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,400
I like it.

1660
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,400
I can revisit it because I don't remember enough of it.

1661
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,400
Anyhow, all right.

1662
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:06,400
Well, I've got a good list of musicians who have changed their name.

1663
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,400
Okay.

1664
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,400
And I've also got a list of bands who have changed their name.

1665
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,400
Okay.

1666
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,400
That's going to be cool.

1667
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,400
Yeah.

1668
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:17,400
So first up on my singer list, Bruno Mars.

1669
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,400
You've heard of him?

1670
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:19,400
Oh, yeah.

1671
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,400
Peter Gene Hernandez.

1672
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,400
Oh, wow.

1673
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:23,400
He's a Hernandez.

1674
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,400
No.

1675
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,400
Wow.

1676
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:35,400
Lady Gaga is Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

1677
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,400
Good thing she changed her name.

1678
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:38,400
Yeah.

1679
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,400
You know how she got her name, don't you?

1680
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,400
From the Queen song.

1681
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,400
Queen song.

1682
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,400
Yeah.

1683
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,400
Radio Gaga.

1684
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,400
Yeah.

1685
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,400
It auto corrected.

1686
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,400
To Lady Gaga.

1687
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,400
Lady Gaga.

1688
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400
Yeah.

1689
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,400
All right.

1690
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,400
Elvis Costello.

1691
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:56,400
Declan Patrick Aloysius McManus.

1692
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:02,400
Great job in changing his name.

1693
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,400
Yeah.

1694
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,400
It's probably Declan, not Declan.

1695
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,400
Declan.

1696
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,400
But you know what?

1697
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,400
Who cares?

1698
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,400
People mispronounce my name.

1699
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,400
It's no biggie.

1700
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,400
Yeah.

1701
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,400
All right.

1702
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,400
Bob Dylan is Robert Zimmerman.

1703
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,400
Actually, I knew that one.

1704
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,400
Yeah.

1705
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:17,400
Yeah.

1706
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,400
He took his name after Dylan Thomas, the poet.

1707
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:20,400
Oh, okay.

1708
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:25,400
Plus, at that time, it was probably a good career move to hide the fact that he's Jewish.

1709
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,400
Yes, that's true.

1710
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,400
But he didn't stay Jewish.

1711
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,400
He had a very public conversion to Christianity.

1712
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,400
Yeah, he did, didn't he?

1713
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,400
Yes, he did.

1714
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:33,400
Wow.

1715
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,400
I never even thought about that.

1716
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:35,400
Yep.

1717
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,400
Okay.

1718
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,400
And then, I think, Freddie Mercury is Farouk Bulsara.

1719
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:40,400
Yeah.

1720
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:44,400
A lot of people know that because Prohimean Rhapsody, the movie, came out.

1721
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,400
Oh, yeah, that's right.

1722
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,400
That's how people would know that.

1723
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,400
Yeah.

1724
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:54,400
I've heard an outtake from a studio session for the Queen, and they're trying to play

1725
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,160
a song, and something's screwed up.

1726
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,400
And you can hear Brian May saying, it's Bulsara.

1727
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,400
It's his fault.

1728
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,400
It's Bulsara's fault.

1729
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:05,400
He's just ragging on them for fun.

1730
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:06,400
Wow.

1731
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:07,400
That's funny.

1732
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:08,400
It is.

1733
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:15,400
Right, Joey Ramone was Jeffrey Ross Hyman.

1734
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,400
You mean they all changed their names?

1735
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,400
Every single Ramone.

1736
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,400
And they're not brothers?

1737
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,400
No.

1738
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,400
My wife didn't even know that.

1739
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,400
But that was the shtick.

1740
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,400
You join the Ramones, you change your last name to Ramone, you pretend you're a brother,

1741
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,400
and you dye your hair black.

1742
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:30,400
I found that out way after the fact.

1743
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:31,400
Didn't I?

1744
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,400
I did, too.

1745
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,400
Yeah.

1746
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:37,400
I don't smirk at anybody who doesn't know, because I didn't know for a long time either.

1747
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,400
They did a good job.

1748
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,400
They really did.

1749
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,400
Right, Glenn Danzig.

1750
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,400
That's not a real name?

1751
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,400
Nope.

1752
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,400
Glenn Alan Anzalone.

1753
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:54,400
I've heard funny stuff about him.

1754
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,400
He's like this little sawed-off guy.

1755
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,400
He's like 5'5".

1756
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,400
And he's about 5' wide, too.

1757
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,400
He's this monster muscle.

1758
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:06,400
And I guess he goes around acting like a tough guy behind stage and stuff, and people just

1759
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,400
like f**king go, shut up, get out of here, and stuff like that.

1760
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:10,400
Shut up, Glenn.

1761
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,400
Yeah, Glenn, you stop.

1762
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,400
Alright, Iggy Pop.

1763
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:19,400
His name is James Newell Osterberg Jr.

1764
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,400
Osterberg.

1765
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,400
Yeah, so he's Scandinavian, don't you think?

1766
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,400
Maybe Norwegian.

1767
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,400
Norwegian, yeah, maybe Scandinavian, too.

1768
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:33,400
Alright, Jello Biafra from the Dead Kennedys.

1769
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:36,400
Eric Reed Boucher.

1770
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:40,400
Hey, Eric, want to sing first?

1771
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,400
Okay, call me Jello.

1772
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:49,400
Alright, Henry Rollins.

1773
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:52,400
Is Henry Lawrence Garfield.

1774
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400
No.

1775
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:58,400
Rollins is better than Garfield.

1776
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,400
We gotta get away with changing his name back with Smelling Him.

1777
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,400
Yeah, yeah.

1778
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,400
He never did want to change his name to Cougar.

1779
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,400
No, that was his manager's decision.

1780
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:12,400
He said when his first album came out and it did Johnny Cougar, he said, who the hell is that?

1781
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:16,400
Because nobody even told him it was going to happen.

1782
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,400
Oh, wow.

1783
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:25,400
Alright, Suzy Sue was Susan Janet Ballion.

1784
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,400
Wow.

1785
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,400
Damn.

1786
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:30,400
But you know, all those punk people, they changed their name.

1787
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,400
Yeah, and it wasn't Sue as S-U-E either.

1788
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,400
It's S-I-O-U-X like the Native American.

1789
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,400
Yes.

1790
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,400
Which actually, they called themselves Lakota.

1791
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:46,400
The name Sue was the name that other Native American groups had for them, which meant snake.

1792
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,400
Because they didn't like the Lakotas.

1793
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:48,400
They didn't like them.

1794
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:52,400
So they called them snakes.

1795
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:57,400
Okay, Joe Strummer from The Clash was John Graham Miller.

1796
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,400
Oh, wow.

1797
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,400
Yeah, so he's Johnny.

1798
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,400
Hey Johnny, come play your guitar, Johnny.

1799
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,400
Come on, Johnny.

1800
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:09,400
Okay, Polly Styrene, I think she was in X-Ray Spex.

1801
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,400
Her name was Mary Ann Joan Elliott Sed.

1802
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,400
That's a mouthful.

1803
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,400
Good choice to change your name.

1804
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,400
Billy Eitel.

1805
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:25,400
He is William Michael Albert Broad.

1806
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,400
Good.

1807
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,400
His last name was Broad.

1808
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,400
You don't want that last name when you're an entertainer.

1809
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,400
No, no, you don't want that.

1810
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,400
Bono.

1811
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,400
Paul David Hewson.

1812
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:43,400
Where the hell did he get Bono?

1813
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,400
At first I thought he was trying to be Sonny Bono.

1814
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,400
I was like, oh, his name is Bono.

1815
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,400
Everyone thought it was Bono.

1816
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,400
Yeah.

1817
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:50,400
His Bono, we're Cher.

1818
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,400
Bono, we're Cher, man.

1819
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,400
I don't know how he got that.

1820
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,400
Yeah.

1821
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,400
I mean, actually, it worked though.

1822
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,400
Everyone knows him as Bono.

1823
01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,400
Yeah.

1824
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,400
I know him as Boner.

1825
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:02,400
Boner.

1826
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,400
Yeah.

1827
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:06,400
I know him as the turd that pretends he's a human being.

1828
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,400
Yeah, he's an idiot.

1829
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,400
Yep.

1830
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,400
All right, C.C. DeVille from Poison.

1831
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,400
Oh, this is going to be interesting.

1832
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:17,400
Bruce Anthony Johannesson.

1833
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,400
Johannesson.

1834
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,400
Yeah.

1835
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,400
So it kind of sounds German, Austrian.

1836
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:23,400
Austrian, maybe.

1837
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,400
Maybe South African.

1838
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,400
Could be South African.

1839
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,400
Yeah.

1840
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,400
Yeah.

1841
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,400
Wow.

1842
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,400
Who knows?

1843
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400
Oh, well.

1844
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,400
All right, Courtney Love is Courtney and Michelle Harrison.

1845
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,400
Hey, Michelle, come here and sing for us.

1846
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:43,400
What a disgusting...

1847
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:49,400
There was a brief period where she looked attractive and seemed to have her act together

1848
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:52,400
and was putting out some decent music, and then she all fell apart again.

1849
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,400
Yeah.

1850
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,400
Celebrity Skin, I think, was a good album.

1851
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,400
Yeah.

1852
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:58,400
Make Me Over was the single.

1853
01:14:58,400 --> 01:14:59,400
Make Me Over was a great song.

1854
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,400
Yeah.

1855
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:05,400
And you know, right after that song came out, she publicly said, yeah, the other guitar

1856
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,400
player came up with that book, and I hate it.

1857
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,400
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1858
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,400
She bashed her own hit song.

1859
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,400
Nice move.

1860
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,400
And that thing was solid.

1861
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,400
It was a good one.

1862
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,400
It was, yeah.

1863
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,400
That's in my list of songs to learn.

1864
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:26,400
Dead Actresses, you know, they had all the starlets trying to be all hanging, just lying.

1865
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,400
It was just, I mean, it was like a big meat factory of people that have failed.

1866
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:30,400
Yeah.

1867
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,400
It was actually a great video.

1868
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,400
Yeah.

1869
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,400
I also liked Doll Parts.

1870
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,400
Doll Parts, yeah.

1871
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:41,400
That was a slower song, but it was good.

1872
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:42,400
Yeah.

1873
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,400
And then Violet.

1874
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,400
Violet was good, too.

1875
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:45,400
Yeah.

1876
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,400
Yeah.

1877
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:47,400
Go on, take everything.

1878
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,400
Take everything I dare you to.

1879
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,400
Yes.

1880
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:51,400
Oh, the anger in her voice.

1881
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,400
She did a really good job on that song.

1882
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,400
I agree, but I can't believe that she didn't like...

1883
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,400
Make Me Over?

1884
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,400
Make Me Over, yeah.

1885
01:15:58,400 --> 01:15:59,400
Yeah.

1886
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,400
Yeah, that was her best song, probably.

1887
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,400
Yeah.

1888
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:06,400
It kind of reminded me of Baruchasalt a little bit.

1889
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,400
Yeah.

1890
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,400
Yeah.

1891
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,400
Yeah, it had the riff.

1892
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,400
You know where Baruchasalt got their name?

1893
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,400
Yeah, the movies, right?

1894
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,400
The little girl on Willy Wonka who turned into Big Giant Blueberry.

1895
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,400
Yeah.

1896
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,400
That was Baruchasalt.

1897
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:19,400
Yep.

1898
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,400
Yeah, I thought that...

1899
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,400
That was a great name, actually.

1900
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,400
Yeah.

1901
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,400
All right, The Edge is David Howell Evans.

1902
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,400
Kind of a mediocre name.

1903
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,400
Yeah, yeah.

1904
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:31,400
You know what?

1905
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:32,400
I mean, yeah, I agree.

1906
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,400
The Edge sounds much better.

1907
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,400
All right, famous drummer Eric Carr.

1908
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,400
Yeah.

1909
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:39,400
Paul Charles Caravello.

1910
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,400
I think I knew that one.

1911
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,400
Yeah, a lot of people did.

1912
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,400
Yeah.

1913
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:45,400
Yeah.

1914
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,400
Anyhow, he made the right thing.

1915
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:50,400
Eric Carr was a great catchy name because he was replacing a guy named Peter Criss.

1916
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:51,400
Yep.

1917
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:52,400
His last name was Criscola or Criscola?

1918
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,400
Criscola.

1919
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,400
Criscola, yeah.

1920
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,400
Yeah, it's a little odd spelling.

1921
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,400
Yeah.

1922
01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:00,400
And then staying in the same band, Gene Simmons.

1923
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,400
A lot of people don't know how to pronounce his last name.

1924
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,400
I know.

1925
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,400
It's spelled C-H-A-I-M and his last name W-I-T-Z.

1926
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,400
Yeah, it's real.

1927
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:13,400
And I heard him pronounce it on his own reality show, Family Jewels.

1928
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:14,400
It's Kheem Vintz.

1929
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,400
A dog at the very end of the road.

1930
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,400
That was his real name.

1931
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:18,400
Yep.

1932
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:19,400
No wonder he changed it.

1933
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,400
I wonder how he came up with Gene Simmons.

1934
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,400
I know.

1935
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,400
There was a famous actress from the 40s named Gene Simmons.

1936
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,400
It's spelled slightly differently.

1937
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:31,400
But I have no idea whether he got him.

1938
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,400
Who knows?

1939
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,400
Yeah.

1940
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,400
All right, Joan Jett.

1941
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,400
Joan Marie Larkin.

1942
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,400
Joan Jett was the right move.

1943
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,400
Yeah, Larkin would not have made it.

1944
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:45,400
You can see her at like a tire shop.

1945
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,400
Ms. Larkin, your car's ready.

1946
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,400
Yeah.

1947
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:53,400
Extra large, no foam latte for Larkin.

1948
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:59,400
Right there, the one with jet black hair that's 75.

1949
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:03,400
All right, we talked this early.

1950
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,400
Marilyn Manson is Brian Hugh Werner.

1951
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,400
He's actually from Canton, Ohio.

1952
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,400
Yeah, I actually knew that home.

1953
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,400
We're the whole family.

1954
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,400
Yeah, interesting.

1955
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,400
Mick Mars, Robert Allen Deal.

1956
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,400
We already mentioned that.

1957
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,400
Bob Deal.

1958
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:18,400
I always love that.

1959
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,400
I know he goes with Robert, but I love just Bob Deal.

1960
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,400
Hey, Bobby.

1961
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,400
Yep.

1962
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:24,400
Nicky Sixx.

1963
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,400
Ferrano?

1964
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:30,400
Is Frank Carlton Seraphino Ferrano Jr.

1965
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,400
Ferrano Jr., that one's it.

1966
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,400
Yeah, FCSF.

1967
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:36,400
There is a little something.

1968
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,400
Yeah.

1969
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:45,400
All right, Pat Benatar is Patricia Mae Andrzejewski.

1970
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:46,400
Wow.

1971
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:50,400
Yeah, you know that coach Shashevsky?

1972
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:51,400
Yeah.

1973
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,400
And his name starts with like a K-R-Z.

1974
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,400
That's kind of her last name.

1975
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,400
That's just cuz.

1976
01:18:56,400 --> 01:19:01,400
Yeah, Andrzejewski, A-E-M-D-R-Z-E-J-E-W-S-K-I.

1977
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,400
And that always pisses me off.

1978
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,400
It's like, how did they get that pronunciation?

1979
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,400
That's bullshit.

1980
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,400
Yeah, why not just spell it that way?

1981
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,400
Why are you wasting our time?

1982
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,400
Yeah, yeah.

1983
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,400
It's like a trick.

1984
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:18,400
All right, Paul Stanley is Stanley Burt Eisen.

1985
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,400
Hi, Burt.

1986
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,400
Where's Ernie?

1987
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:22,400
Burt Stanley.

1988
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,400
Stan Burt.

1989
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:26,400
This one's not too different.

1990
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,400
Rick Springfield is Richard Lewis Spring-Thorpe.

1991
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,400
Didn't know that.

1992
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,400
Springfield sounds better than Spring-Thorpe.

1993
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:34,400
A lot better.

1994
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,400
Yeah, easier to say.

1995
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,400
Slash is Saul Hudson.

1996
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,400
I actually knew that one.

1997
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,400
Yeah.

1998
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,400
Don't call him Hudson Hawk, he doesn't like that.

1999
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,400
No, no, no, no.

2000
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:50,400
And Steven Tyler is Steven Victor Tallarico.

2001
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:55,400
I knew Tyler was the stage name, but I don't think I ever knew his real name.

2002
01:19:55,400 --> 01:20:00,400
Yeah, I wonder if his daughter went by Tallarico or whether she legally is Tyler.

2003
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,400
Well, she went by Tyler.

2004
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:06,400
Yeah, I wonder if she's legally Tyler or whether she kept Tallarico.

2005
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:16,400
Then there's another one of Tyler's, a girl, one of his daughters that's in TV also or in movies.

2006
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:20,400
I can't remember her name, but Liv is the most famous one that's out in the 90s.

2007
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,400
Yeah, she was in the Lord of the Rings movies.

2008
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,400
Yes.

2009
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,400
But yeah, I know what you mean, there's been another Tyler.

2010
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:30,400
I can't think of her name, but anyhow, I think she's older than the...

2011
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,400
Yeah, I'd say so.

2012
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,400
So that's what I got for singer.

2013
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,400
Now I got bands that have changed their name.

2014
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,400
Oh, like this?

2015
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,400
Yeah.

2016
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:38,400
Alright.

2017
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,400
Red Hot Chili Peppers.

2018
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:45,400
They used to be Tony Flo and the Majestic Masters of Mayhem.

2019
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:48,400
Okay.

2020
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:52,400
What I ought to do is give you the old name and see if you can tell who the band is.

2021
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,400
Okay.

2022
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,400
Okay, here's the former name.

2023
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:59,400
Composition of Sound.

2024
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:00,400
Soundgarden?

2025
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,400
It was Depeche Mode.

2026
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,400
Depeche Mode.

2027
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,400
Yeah.

2028
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,400
A lot of these aren't going to sound anything like...

2029
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,400
Yeah, I just took a wild stab at the sound and the sound.

2030
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,400
Alright, here's one.

2031
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,400
Seymour.

2032
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:19,400
Just a weird name, Seymour.

2033
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,400
Blur.

2034
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:21,400
Blur.

2035
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:22,400
Yeah.

2036
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:27,400
And now one of the guys from Blur is the guy behind Gorillaz.

2037
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:28,400
Yeah.

2038
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,400
With a Z.

2039
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,400
Yeah.

2040
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,400
And that's actually pretty awesome stuff, especially the videos are fun too.

2041
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:33,400
Yeah.

2042
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:36,400
Alright, here's a band called On a Friday.

2043
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:40,400
Not a clue.

2044
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,400
I couldn't have guessed it.

2045
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,400
They became Radiohead.

2046
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,400
Wow.

2047
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,400
Isn't that weird?

2048
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,400
Yeah.

2049
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:49,400
Okay, this band had two different names.

2050
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,400
They were The Hype and they were also Feedback.

2051
01:21:52,400 --> 01:22:02,400
You come to think of it, Hype kind of defines their career.

2052
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,400
They existed on Hype.

2053
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,400
Oasis.

2054
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:06,400
You too.

2055
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,400
Oh, you too.

2056
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,400
Yeah.

2057
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,400
Okay, here's the next one.

2058
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:15,400
They used to be called The Rain.

2059
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,400
You've already guessed their name at least once.

2060
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,400
Oh, shit.

2061
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:21,400
Go ahead, I'm not going to...

2062
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,400
Oasis.

2063
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,400
You just said it.

2064
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,400
Oasis, yeah.

2065
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,400
Yeah, okay.

2066
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:29,400
This one a lot of people probably know is a band called Mookie Blaylock.

2067
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,400
Oh, I forgot.

2068
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,400
I knew this, but I can't remember who it was.

2069
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,400
Pearl Jam.

2070
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,400
Pearl Jam, yeah.

2071
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:40,400
In fact, they occasionally would perform under the name Mookie Blaylock to rehearse their

2072
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:43,400
stage show, try out new material.

2073
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:47,400
This one a lot of people tend to know, The New Yardbirds.

2074
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,400
Oh, that is Led Zeppelin.

2075
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,400
Yep, the Led Zeppelin.

2076
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,400
All right, here's one they used to call themselves The Malice.

2077
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,400
So we automatically have partnerships.

2078
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,400
So you ever want to give them a name?

2079
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:00,400
No, no.

2080
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,400
They are The Cure.

2081
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:02,400
Oh, wow.

2082
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,400
So they kept the the part.

2083
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,400
Yeah, just completely different meanings.

2084
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,400
This one's weird.

2085
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:10,400
They had three names they tried out before.

2086
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:15,400
Starfish, pectorals, and big fat noises.

2087
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:18,400
Jefferson Starship?

2088
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,400
Airplane?

2089
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:21,400
Coldplay.

2090
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,400
Coldplay?

2091
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,400
Isn't that weird?

2092
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:24,400
Yeah.

2093
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,400
They used to be Starfish.

2094
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,400
And then there were big fat noises.

2095
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:29,400
And then the Coldplay.

2096
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,400
Where the hell did that come from?

2097
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:35,400
Yeah, just out of the blue.

2098
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:36,400
All right.

2099
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:42,400
This band I've got two, three, four, five, six different former names.

2100
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:43,400
Okay.

2101
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:46,400
They were T-Set.

2102
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,400
They were Sigma-6.

2103
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:51,400
They were Megadeths.

2104
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,400
They were Screaming Ab-Dabs.

2105
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,400
They were Leonard's Lodgers.

2106
01:23:56,400 --> 01:24:02,400
And they were The Spectrum-5.

2107
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:07,400
T-Set is probably the only one that people have heard of.

2108
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:08,400
But not too many.

2109
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:10,400
What was that, Megadeths?

2110
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:19,400
M-E-G-G-A-D-A-T-H-T-A-D-A-T-A-T. It's like Megadeth only with an S on the end and an extra G.

2111
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,400
That's interesting.

2112
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,400
Yeah.

2113
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:26,400
You won't believe it when I tell you who this is.

2114
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:27,400
Pink Floyd.

2115
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,400
Really?

2116
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:29,400
Yeah.

2117
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:33,400
Now some people have heard the name T-Set associated with Pink Floyd.

2118
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:38,400
But Sigma-6, Megadeths, the Screaming Ab-Dabs, what the hell?

2119
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:44,400
Sigma-6 and Megadeths really threw me off.

2120
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:45,400
Yeah.

2121
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,400
Wow.

2122
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:47,400
That's bizarre.

2123
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:50,400
Pink Floyd was named after a blues player, I believe, too.

2124
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:51,400
Yeah.

2125
01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:52,400
Wow.

2126
01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:54,400
I don't know how they got that.

2127
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,400
So apparently they were just changing names all the time and they just happened to hit

2128
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,400
it big with Pink Floyd so they left it.

2129
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:02,400
Yeah, they were like, okay, we're going to stay right there.

2130
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:06,400
There was kind of a poppy band called 10,000 Maniacs.

2131
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,400
Natalie Merchant, the lead singer.

2132
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,400
Yeah.

2133
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,400
They were the kind of band that was changing their name every week.

2134
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:12,400
Yeah.

2135
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:15,400
Because they couldn't get a job at the same place under that same name because no one

2136
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:16,400
wanted them back.

2137
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,400
So when their song hit, they just happened to be called 10,000 Maniacs at the time and

2138
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:21,400
they were stuck with it.

2139
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,400
Yes.

2140
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:23,400
They didn't like it.

2141
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:24,400
They didn't like it either.

2142
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,400
All right.

2143
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:31,400
Next up we have a band that used to be called Pen Cap Chew.

2144
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:33,400
Like when you're chewing on the cap of your pen?

2145
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,400
Pen Cap Chew.

2146
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,400
Pen Cap Chew.

2147
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:37,400
Nirvana.

2148
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,400
Oh, wow.

2149
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,400
Didn't know that?

2150
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:40,400
Yeah.

2151
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,400
How long before was that, I wonder?

2152
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:42,400
Wow, I should have looked that up.

2153
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,400
Yeah.

2154
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:52,400
Yeah, I wonder if they were like teenagers when that name was because they were Nirvana

2155
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:54,400
around Seattle for quite a while.

2156
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:55,400
They were.

2157
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:56,400
That's true.

2158
01:25:56,400 --> 01:26:01,400
I think Maroon 5 called themselves Kara's Flowers because there was someone named Kara

2159
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,400
that they were really a fan of, they really liked.

2160
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:09,400
But then when they made it big, they're like, yeah, this name may be in the works.

2161
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,400
Yeah.

2162
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:11,400
Oh, well, okay.

2163
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,400
Black Sabbath was.

2164
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:13,400
Earth.

2165
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:14,400
Yep, you knew that when I knew.

2166
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,400
All right.

2167
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:16,400
All right.

2168
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,400
Here is a band that used to call themselves Duck Tape.

2169
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:21,400
I did that last year or two years ago with Sporting Fantasy City.

2170
01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:24,400
The exact thing you're describing because I had to know.

2171
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,400
I'll give you a hint.

2172
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:27,400
They have a word and a number.

2173
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:30,400
The first they were The Word and then there was an Irish band with the same name so they

2174
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:31,400
added the number.

2175
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:36,400
I'm obsessed with thinking that it's maybe using our connection.

2176
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:39,400
Think of a very heavily tattooed drummer.

2177
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,400
Oh, shit.

2178
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:43,400
Go ahead, I'm not going to catch it.

2179
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:44,400
Blink 182.

2180
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,400
Blink 182, yeah.

2181
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,400
Travis Barker is the drummer.

2182
01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:48,400
Travis Barker, yeah.

2183
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:51,400
A guy that's led an interesting life.

2184
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:52,400
Yeah.

2185
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:58,400
He used to tell people, I got all these tattoos to make myself unemployable so I would have

2186
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,400
to make my living as a drummer.

2187
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:01,400
Yeah, I heard that.

2188
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,400
I was like, wow, what a weird concept.

2189
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:05,400
Yeah.

2190
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:10,400
Then whoever, no doubts, the drummer was, he used to like to perform naked.

2191
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:12,400
Absolutely butt ass naked.

2192
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,400
Wow.

2193
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,400
Yeah.

2194
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:18,400
And then he'd put like devil makeup on his face and twist his hair up into horns.

2195
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:23,400
I remember one time on an MTV beach party they made him wear underwear.

2196
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:27,400
But usually he's back there behind the drums totally nude.

2197
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,400
He didn't care.

2198
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,400
Well, I remember Flea used to come out whitey tidies and perform.

2199
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:32,400
Yep.

2200
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:36,400
And then there's that one famous incident where the whole Red Hot Chili Peppers came

2201
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,400
out for the encore wearing nothing but tube socks on their wieners.

2202
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,400
And they managed to fall off by the end of the song.

2203
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,400
Yes, yep.

2204
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,400
Okay.

2205
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,400
All right.

2206
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:48,400
Here's a band that used to call themselves the Sex Maggots.

2207
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,400
Actually, I knew this one.

2208
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,400
Yeah, this one probably made the rounds.

2209
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:57,400
I can't think of who it is, but I knew this one.

2210
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:58,400
I remember that name, Sex Maggots.

2211
01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,400
The Goo Goo Dolls.

2212
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,400
The Goo Goo Dolls, yeah.

2213
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,400
You wouldn't think the Goo Goo Dolls would be the Sex Maggots.

2214
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:13,400
No, I mean they're just like one of those bands that are like, I don't know, calm, safe.

2215
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:17,400
But the name is, that name is nothing like it.

2216
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:19,400
Nasty and violent, gross.

2217
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:24,400
All right, here's a band that used to be called the Village Idiots.

2218
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:27,400
And people still probably think of them as that.

2219
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,400
I can't think of, I know.

2220
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,400
It's a band everyone loves to hate.

2221
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:32,400
Yeah.

2222
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:33,400
Nickelback.

2223
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:34,400
Nickelback, that's it.

2224
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:37,400
There are probably people still calling them the Nickelback Idiots.

2225
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:41,400
Nickelback, their hometown in Canada took their name down.

2226
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:45,400
They were really hurt by that.

2227
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:49,400
They took it down, they said they were going to do like some sort of a construction.

2228
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:53,400
They never did, they just never put it back up.

2229
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:54,400
Wow.

2230
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,400
Yeah.

2231
01:28:55,400 --> 01:29:04,400
All right, there was a band called Smile, because several members of the band were dental students.

2232
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:06,400
I think I knew this one too, but.

2233
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:07,400
Probably do, Queen.

2234
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,400
Queen, yeah.

2235
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:14,400
I remember watching Bohemian Rhapsody and when Freddie Mercury joined the band, they were still called Smile.

2236
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,400
That's right, that's right, yeah.

2237
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,400
All right, here's this one you'll get.

2238
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:23,400
They used to be called Genesis or Mammoth.

2239
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:24,400
Uh-huh.

2240
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,400
Van Halen.

2241
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:27,400
Van Halen, yep.

2242
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,400
Yeah, and that's where, oh go ahead.

2243
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,400
The story was that they were supposed to, they were going to call themselves Rat Salad,

2244
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:35,400
and David Lee Ross said, no, no, no, name it after yourselves.

2245
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:38,400
Well, they never were called Rat Salad, they were just thinking about it.

2246
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,400
Yeah, yeah.

2247
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:43,400
But the two names they performed under were Genesis and Mammoth.

2248
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:50,400
And that's how Van Halen's son Wolfgang got the name Mammoth Van Halen.

2249
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:53,400
And of course some other band was using the name Genesis.

2250
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:55,400
Yeah, that's right, yes.

2251
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,400
Yeah.

2252
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:03,400
And here's a band that were called the Detours or the High Numbers.

2253
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:04,400
60s band.

2254
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,400
Where did they do that, where did they go?

2255
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:08,400
Started in the 60s, popular in the 70s.

2256
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:09,400
The Who?

2257
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:10,400
Yep.

2258
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:11,400
Okay.

2259
01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:12,400
Yep.

2260
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,400
I think I knew that, so anyhow, go ahead.

2261
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:20,400
Alright, and the last one I have, a 90s band, used to be called Twisted Kites,

2262
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:23,400
or Did Crawled from the South.

2263
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:25,400
Yeah, I got you.

2264
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:29,400
Another kind of gentle, safe band.

2265
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:31,400
Yeah, shit.

2266
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:33,400
Atlanta, Georgia.

2267
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:36,400
Yeah, they were a big radio hit.

2268
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:37,400
Huge radio.

2269
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,400
Yeah, go ahead.

2270
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:40,400
REM.

2271
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,400
REM, that's it.

2272
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:53,400
I remember there was a little bit of interest in lead singer Michael Stipe on what his sexuality was at the time.

2273
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:54,400
Yes.

2274
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:56,400
And then that quickly faded.

2275
01:30:56,400 --> 01:31:01,400
But then Michael Stipe picked up on it and kept bringing it up to people, saying,

2276
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,400
well I'm not going to discuss it, I'm not going to discuss it.

2277
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:06,400
And people kept saying, we're not asking you.

2278
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:07,400
Yeah, I remember that.

2279
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:08,400
Nobody's asking you.

2280
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:14,400
And he kept bringing it up, and after a few years he finally came out as bisexual or gay.

2281
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,400
And everybody was like, yeah, so.

2282
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:18,400
Yeah, we already knew this.

2283
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:21,400
We cared for a little bit back then, but then we quit caring.

2284
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:24,400
Apparently he hung onto it and thought it was a big deal.

2285
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,400
No, he did, I know.

2286
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:28,400
And he was trying to publicize it, really.

2287
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,400
He was trying to...

2288
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,400
Yeah.

2289
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:36,400
It kind of smelled like something that his manager came up with to get their name back in the press.

2290
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:39,400
It's like, okay, let's have you come out now and make a big splash.

2291
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,400
That's when everybody was coming out.

2292
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,400
No, they gave us shit.

2293
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:43,400
Yeah, yeah.

2294
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:48,400
They really mistimed that if they were trying to get some sort of promotional or mileage out of it.

2295
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:49,400
It held nothing.

2296
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:53,400
And anybody that knew was like, yeah, he's at least bisexual.

2297
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:56,400
It was the same thing with Rosie O'Donnell.

2298
01:31:56,400 --> 01:32:00,400
When she came out, everyone was like, yeah, so, we already knew.

2299
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,400
Yeah.

2300
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:04,400
Or actually Rob Halford even.

2301
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:05,400
Yeah.

2302
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:06,400
Yeah.

2303
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:07,400
Yeah.

2304
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:22,400
Let's see, Michael Stite, he was not photographed very much after, let's see, their last album,

2305
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:27,400
their last album of any type of a success at all.

2306
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,400
He was getting very skinny.

2307
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:32,400
And there's big rumors that he had AIDS.

2308
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:33,400
I remember that.

2309
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:36,400
And he would never answer it.

2310
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:38,400
He would never answer that question.

2311
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:39,400
Yeah.

2312
01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:42,400
Matter of fact, he would cut interviews off and go, that's it.

2313
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:44,400
But I guess he's still alive.

2314
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,400
Yeah.

2315
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:50,400
Yeah, I tend to think it was more either anorexia or bulimia.

2316
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:53,400
Yeah, and he changed the narrative to that to shut it down.

2317
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:54,400
Yeah.

2318
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,400
Yeah.

2319
01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:56,400
Let's see.

2320
01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:06,400
Oh, I remember Michael Stite did a famous duet with, oh, I can't remember, it was the

2321
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:09,400
red-haired gal from B-5010, Kate.

2322
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:10,400
Oh, Kate.

2323
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,400
Blanking on her last name.

2324
01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:17,400
Anyway, they did the song, Shiny Happy People, together.

2325
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:22,400
And like a week or so after the song came out, she was interviewed saying, oh my God,

2326
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:25,400
that guy's such a weird person.

2327
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,400
He is, I'm never doing a song with him again.

2328
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:29,400
I don't want to go near him again.

2329
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:31,400
He is so freaking weird.

2330
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,400
I believe it.

2331
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,400
Which is a real bad look for Michael Stite.

2332
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:36,400
Yeah.

2333
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,400
Yeah.

2334
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:38,400
Wow.

2335
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:42,400
When your musicians are saying, I don't want to work with that guy, he's a freak, then

2336
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,400
you got something there, you know.

2337
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:45,400
Yeah.

2338
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:48,400
Musicians are used to the weirdness of the weirdness.

2339
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:49,400
Yes, they are.

2340
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:57,400
And I remember the drummer for R.E.M. got, or was it, see Larry Mullen, is he the drummer?

2341
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,400
No, he's the drummer for U2.

2342
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:00,400
U2, yeah.

2343
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,400
Yeah.

2344
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,400
He's the one who got brain cancer in the middle of a tour.

2345
01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:04,400
Yeah.

2346
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,400
And then they had to stop the tour.

2347
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,400
And I...

2348
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,400
I credit to them, they did.

2349
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:16,400
I never really heard the guy do anything except U2, but then he shows up on an Alice Cooper

2350
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:20,400
album, Paranormal, and he plays the drums for that whole album.

2351
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:21,400
That's right.

2352
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:22,400
Yeah.

2353
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:27,400
Who would think that the U2 drummer would fit right in with an Alice Cooper studio album?

2354
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,400
Alice Cooper did.

2355
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:29,400
Yeah.

2356
01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:30,400
He did a great job.

2357
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:31,400
It was an awesome album.

2358
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,400
How interesting.

2359
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,400
Yeah.

2360
01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:34,400
That is odd.

2361
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:35,400
Yeah.

2362
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,400
Let's see, did I have anything...

2363
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:37,400
I think I went through all my stuff.

2364
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:38,400
Okay.

2365
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:54,040
Nita Strauss has some competition firing up her butt.

2366
01:34:54,040 --> 01:35:04,800
There is a woman named Lari Basileo who plays guitar extremely well, and I think she's prettier

2367
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:07,600
for whatever that's worth.

2368
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:11,240
Her fingernail polish and her lipstick are always color coordinated, which actually looks

2369
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,280
pretty cool when she's playing guitar.

2370
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:14,280
That's cool.

2371
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:21,440
She has had her own signature pickups made by Seymour Duncan for a while now, and now

2372
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:27,360
she has her own signature guitar from Ibanez, same company that makes Nita Strauss' signature

2373
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:28,360
guitar.

2374
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:29,360
Oh.

2375
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:30,360
Yeah.

2376
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:31,360
Okay.

2377
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:37,560
Now, what is saving Nita Strauss so far is Lari Basileo doesn't play the shredding heavy

2378
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:38,560
metal stuff.

2379
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:46,480
What she plays is way more tasteful, way more interesting, and way more musical.

2380
01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:50,200
I think if she wanted, she could replace Nita Strauss in that band.

2381
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,540
I think we might.

2382
01:35:51,540 --> 01:35:53,560
As far as talent goes.

2383
01:35:53,560 --> 01:36:00,160
But Nita Strauss is in the band to be looked at primarily, and she's got way more flash

2384
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:04,400
than Lari Basileo does, but I think Lari is a much better guitar player.

2385
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,400
I agree.

2386
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:06,400
Yeah.

2387
01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:11,240
If you go to Seymour Duncan YouTube channel, and you can see a bunch of her videos, or

2388
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:15,200
just type in her name, Lari, L-A-R-I, Basileo, B-A-S-I-L-I-O.

2389
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,200
She's all over the YouTube.

2390
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:18,200
Yeah.

2391
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:19,200
Yeah.

2392
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:20,200
Yeah.

2393
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:21,200
No, I think she's better also.

2394
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:22,200
She's a really good guitar player.

2395
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:25,800
She's not the technical, boring type.

2396
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:26,800
No.

2397
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,800
Everything has got soul.

2398
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:28,800
It's got emotion.

2399
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:29,800
It's got feelings.

2400
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:34,840
Yeah, because one of the things that pisses me off is the new type of playing that's precise

2401
01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:35,840
with no feeling.

2402
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:36,840
Yeah.

2403
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:38,680
And Nita Strauss is more of that, no feeling, just like...

2404
01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:41,560
Yeah, I can listen to that for a song or two, but then I'm bored.

2405
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:42,560
Yeah, I get bored too.

2406
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:43,560
It's not the same.

2407
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:46,560
It's not... It doesn't come from somewhere.

2408
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:47,560
Yeah.

2409
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,560
Yeah.

2410
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:50,320
And then we can talk about Marshall.

2411
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:53,320
Oh, let's do that.

2412
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:57,960
It was about a year and a half ago that the Marshall family sold the majority of their

2413
01:36:57,960 --> 01:37:05,160
stake in the company to a Swedish company called Sounds.

2414
01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:10,680
Now even at that point, Marshall's main source of income is not their guitar amplifiers and

2415
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:11,960
hasn't been for a while.

2416
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:15,680
It's their Bluetooth speakers and headphones.

2417
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:20,320
That is by far the majority of their income.

2418
01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:22,840
Sounds held onto them for about a year and a half.

2419
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:27,160
Sounds never intended for it to be a long-term ownership because they're an investment group.

2420
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:33,360
They were just rehabilitating the brand and getting them ready for their current purchaser,

2421
01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:41,240
which is Hongshan Investment Group, which is Chinese-based.

2422
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:45,520
They are basically a technology company.

2423
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:52,400
Some of the things they invest in are like ByteDance, the parent company of TikTok.

2424
01:37:52,400 --> 01:38:01,600
They invest in a number of companies that run automation machinery.

2425
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:04,040
It's all high-tech kind of stuff.

2426
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:09,280
They also are a major investor in Alibaba, which is the Chinese version of Amazon that

2427
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:13,960
sells mostly counterfeit and knockoff stuff.

2428
01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:16,600
And now they own the majority of Marshall.

2429
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:17,600
Yeah.

2430
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:20,600
What did you set me at?

2431
01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,600
Nothing sacred.

2432
01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:23,600
Yeah.

2433
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:30,440
I mean, currently you can still get some Marshalls made in the UK, and then you get some that

2434
01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:33,080
are made in Vietnam.

2435
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:36,520
My Marshall combo was made in Vietnam.

2436
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,400
And then you get Chinese-made ones.

2437
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:43,320
Usually it's the lower-end solid-state stuff that's made in China.

2438
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:44,320
Yeah.

2439
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,320
And that's the way it's going to go, too.

2440
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:46,320
Yeah.

2441
01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:50,280
I can see the majority of Marshall manufacturing moving to China.

2442
01:38:50,280 --> 01:38:52,280
I could, too.

2443
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:57,360
And who knows what that's going to mean for Marshall amplifiers.

2444
01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:02,040
Well, what it means is the people that are making them are disposable.

2445
01:39:02,040 --> 01:39:03,040
Yeah.

2446
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:04,040
Yeah.

2447
01:39:04,040 --> 01:39:05,040
Which means there's nothing into it.

2448
01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:06,040
It's not quality.

2449
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,040
It won't be quality.

2450
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:10,840
They're going to go for selling more at a lesser price.

2451
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:15,760
There are actually some amps out there that people are calling disposable amps now.

2452
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:18,040
There's a Blackstar amp.

2453
01:39:18,040 --> 01:39:20,200
It's a 5-watt practice amp.

2454
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:23,080
But it's a tube amp, so it's not cheap.

2455
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:28,760
There's the HT5, and it will break down eventually.

2456
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:32,000
And there is basically no one that will work on it.

2457
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:33,680
So they are basically disposable amps.

2458
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:37,440
When it breaks down, just junk it, because no one's going to want to fix it.

2459
01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:38,440
Oh, kind of like TVs.

2460
01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:39,440
Yeah.

2461
01:39:39,440 --> 01:39:40,440
True.

2462
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:42,640
There used to be a television repairman, believe it or not, if you're younger.

2463
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:43,640
Yeah.

2464
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:47,280
I used to work at a company that rebuilt the picture tubes for TV sets.

2465
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,940
Your picture tube wore out.

2466
01:39:48,940 --> 01:39:50,880
You'd swap it out and get a new picture tube.

2467
01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:51,880
Yeah.

2468
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:52,880
Now you just throw the whole TV away.

2469
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:53,880
Yeah.

2470
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:58,600
You called the zenith repairman, and he would come out and swap out the tubes and all that.

2471
01:39:58,600 --> 01:39:59,600
Yeah.

2472
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:04,120
And if it was really bad, he would disconnect the chassis and take it with him back to the

2473
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,120
shop.

2474
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:06,440
Yes, yeah, and rebuild it and bring it back.

2475
01:40:06,440 --> 01:40:08,120
The rest of your TV was still sitting there.

2476
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:10,400
He just pulled the electronic guts out and dug it with him.

2477
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:16,360
And all it would be is kind of like a dark green screen, and that's it.

2478
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:22,440
Another amp that's getting a reputation as disposable, unfortunately, I own this one.

2479
01:40:22,440 --> 01:40:25,360
It's the Fender Blues Junior.

2480
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:27,240
It's a 15 watt tube amp.

2481
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:30,000
It's mostly clean, a little bit of overdrive.

2482
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:35,600
I remember going to a store, and I had some money, some free money that I could afford

2483
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:37,160
to spend.

2484
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:42,120
And I asked the guy, if you were only going to have one Fender amp for mostly clean, a

2485
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:44,960
little light overdrive, which amp would it be?

2486
01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:47,640
And he said, Fender Blues Junior.

2487
01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:51,160
So I tried out a couple and found one with a speaker I liked and bought it.

2488
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:52,160
That's cool.

2489
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:57,440
And now come to find out that Fender's cheaped out on the manufacturing.

2490
01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:02,520
And the vacuum tubes that power it, they put out a ton of heat.

2491
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:06,760
Normally you have those sitting in sockets, and then the sockets are attached to the circuit

2492
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:07,760
board.

2493
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:12,240
Instead, these tubes are directly wired into the circuit board.

2494
01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:17,360
So as the tubes heat up, it heats up your entire circuit board.

2495
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:23,680
And every solder joint gets stressed and expands and then contracts and expands and then contracts.

2496
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:28,680
And every time you turn it on, warm it up, and turn it off, the little holes that your

2497
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:31,920
tube sits in get a little looser.

2498
01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:36,960
And eventually the places where the tubes plug in are all worn out.

2499
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:39,480
And the only thing to do is replace the entire motherboard.

2500
01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:44,280
And you might as well buy a new amp at that point.

2501
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:48,400
So I've learned that when I play with my Fender Blues Junior, I only have it on for like an

2502
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:50,560
hour at the most.

2503
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:54,640
And it's warming up, it's like I'm afraid it's going to wear out and I'm just going

2504
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:55,640
to have to throw it away.

2505
01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:57,760
So I use it sparingly.

2506
01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:58,760
Wow.

2507
01:41:58,760 --> 01:41:59,760
Yeah.

2508
01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:03,280
And I'm thinking about selling it, but on the other hand, I don't want to stick somebody

2509
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:04,280
else with this.

2510
01:42:04,280 --> 01:42:10,480
Don't do it on Marketplace, a guy got robbed yesterday on it.

2511
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:11,960
I'm sure that happens.

2512
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:12,960
Way too often.

2513
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:13,960
It was in Mission Hills.

2514
01:42:13,960 --> 01:42:14,960
Oh my God.

2515
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:15,960
Yeah.

2516
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:16,960
Isn't that crazy?

2517
01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:17,960
Yeah.

2518
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:18,960
Wow.

2519
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:27,800
And it's kind of interesting, I'm watching the way the popularity of Rock and Roll Amplifiers

2520
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:29,440
is going.

2521
01:42:29,440 --> 01:42:31,200
Marshall has been on the way out for a while.

2522
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:33,760
Oh, I agree.

2523
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:39,720
They were superseded a few years back by Blackstar, which was some former Marshall employees.

2524
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:44,080
But now Blackstar is starting, people are starting to say, you know what, they're not

2525
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,080
all that.

2526
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:49,720
And the only way they get the sound is they have a tube screamer built into the circuit

2527
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:54,400
instead of doing it the real way with electronics.

2528
01:42:54,400 --> 01:43:00,640
So Blackstar is starting to lose their shine and I'm seeing a boatload of magnetones, which

2529
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:01,640
are really expensive.

2530
01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:07,400
Slash now has its own signature magnetone model.

2531
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:14,160
And these are great amps, great sounding, rock solid, real dependable, but they started

2532
01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:16,440
about $2,500 and go up from there.

2533
01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:17,440
Who can afford that?

2534
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:18,440
Nobody.

2535
01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:19,440
Yeah.

2536
01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:22,760
Unless you're already a professional working musician, you can't afford that.

2537
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:26,760
It's going to be interesting to see how long those are out.

2538
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:27,760
Yeah.

2539
01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:31,920
Well, what I think a lot of people like me are doing, I play guitar for fun.

2540
01:43:31,920 --> 01:43:35,320
I don't go on stage ever and play guitar, I just do it for myself.

2541
01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:37,760
So you could say I play with myself a lot.

2542
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:40,160
Join the rest of the club.

2543
01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:42,280
So I don't need professional grade equipment.

2544
01:43:42,280 --> 01:43:45,080
I'm okay with Epiphone instead of Gibson.

2545
01:43:45,080 --> 01:43:48,480
I'm okay with the solid state instead of the tube amp for most of the art.

2546
01:43:48,480 --> 01:43:50,120
Although Epiphone, there's nothing wrong with Epiphone.

2547
01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:55,400
Oh hell, those are awesome Epiphone's out there.

2548
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:56,800
Where was I leading this?

2549
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,600
Oh, you don't ever play on stage.

2550
01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:00,600
Yeah.

2551
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:01,600
Just for yourself.

2552
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:02,600
So I really don't need the pro.

2553
01:44:02,600 --> 01:44:09,760
What I see a lot of people doing that produce their own music at home is going to not necessarily

2554
01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:17,160
the modeling amps anymore, which is they create a digital model of a certain amp and then

2555
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:21,280
you call up that preset, you can play like you have that amp.

2556
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:26,720
Instead they've got something called a profiler, whereas you have an amp that you like and

2557
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:29,320
it sounds great.

2558
01:44:29,320 --> 01:44:34,840
So you hook it up, you mic it up, get it sounding where it's exactly what you want, then you

2559
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:39,880
hook this profiler up to it and this profiler learns your amplifier.

2560
01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:46,600
And then this profiler now can reproduce your amplifier's exact sound at the touch of a

2561
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:47,600
button.

2562
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:52,120
So you don't have to take your expensive amp with you and maintain it or try to dial in

2563
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:53,800
the settings just right.

2564
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:57,680
It's already there in a perfect profile.

2565
01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:01,120
That Kemper makes one that a lot of people are switching to.

2566
01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:07,120
If you have amps you like, you can create the profile or you can go online and download

2567
01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:08,940
a bunch that are already made.

2568
01:45:08,940 --> 01:45:13,340
So now you've got all these awesome sounding amps without spending the money.

2569
01:45:13,340 --> 01:45:17,120
You don't have to maintain them, you don't have to fix them, they never wear out.

2570
01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:18,120
Why not?

2571
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:19,120
Yeah.

2572
01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:23,640
No, I mean look, if you don't play for a living then yeah.

2573
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:27,120
And especially if you don't play on stage anywhere, you don't need the visual effect

2574
01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:38,080
of a big churning amplifier blasting out the sound.

2575
01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:39,080
Parking attendant.

2576
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:40,080
Yep.

2577
01:45:40,080 --> 01:45:45,040
She's probably writing down what time our car is sitting there.

2578
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:52,720
I'm coming back in two hours and you're still here getting the tickets.

2579
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:55,280
So I was watching a video about that this morning.

2580
01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:59,000
A guy was saying, I really like the profiler.

2581
01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:03,000
They make a second model which is like half of it.

2582
01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:08,160
It doesn't have the ability to learn your amp, it's called the player.

2583
01:46:08,160 --> 01:46:10,160
It just plays back pre-made profiles.

2584
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:14,160
So you can't make your own, you can just play back once.

2585
01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:18,240
Some people are going for that and just opting for what's available on the web.

2586
01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:21,720
But I'm seeing a lot more musicians, there's like, you know what, I've got this awesome

2587
01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:27,320
amp with these hard-to-find tubes and the speaker that's just right and I can't really

2588
01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:32,480
duplicate this ever so I'm going to make a perfect digital copy where I always have it.

2589
01:46:32,480 --> 01:46:37,720
This is my amp exactly how I like it to sound and it's on tap anytime I want it.

2590
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:38,720
Why not?

2591
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:39,720
It saves you crap.

2592
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:47,160
I mean the Kemper profile is expensive but it replaces like a dozen super expensive amplifiers

2593
01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:48,160
if you want.

2594
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:49,160
That's pretty cool.

2595
01:46:49,160 --> 01:46:50,160
Yeah, it is very cool.

2596
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:59,800
Alright, well, should we go ahead and...

2597
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:01,800
I think we should, about running out of stuff.

2598
01:47:01,800 --> 01:47:04,720
Yeah, me too, I got everything I got.

2599
01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:12,160
Alright, well I guess next week we can do our predictions on the sports creeps and I'm

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01:47:12,160 --> 01:47:15,720
sure we'll find some other stuff to talk about and then we'll go into music stuff.

2601
01:47:15,720 --> 01:47:20,360
But I'll have more music stuff next week because this week I just went and had a lot of sports

2602
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:21,360
stuff going on.

2603
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:22,360
Yeah, no kidding.

2604
01:47:22,360 --> 01:47:23,360
Alright.

2605
01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:26,560
Maybe the music creeps can talk about the Super Bowl halftime show.

2606
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,720
Oh yeah!

2607
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:30,400
After the Super Bowl we can talk about it, definitely.

2608
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:33,200
And I even forgot who's playing.

2609
01:47:33,200 --> 01:47:40,280
I can't remember either because the NFL will sell the rights to one performer and then

2610
01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:46,520
that performer will sell five minutes here, ten minutes there of stage time to a bunch

2611
01:47:46,520 --> 01:47:49,200
of other performers to help spread out the cost.

2612
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:54,680
But you'll have the headliner which is the one that paid the NFL up front for the ability

2613
01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:55,680
to play at the Super Bowl.

2614
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:56,680
Yeah, isn't that funny?

2615
01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:59,680
You think it would be the other way around, who can we get, who do we gotta pay?

2616
01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:01,680
It's like no, no, no, no.

2617
01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:02,680
You pay us.

2618
01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:08,080
I remember when Van Halen moved out to LA to break in the music scene and they're like,

2619
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:09,400
this is stupid.

2620
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:13,580
You've got this hot club, you've got 20 bands that want to play there every night, so we

2621
01:48:13,580 --> 01:48:18,800
wind up having to pay for the honor of going in there and playing our music.

2622
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:22,480
We don't get paid for this, we are paid to get in there and play.

2623
01:48:22,480 --> 01:48:24,320
That's the way the Super Bowl halftime show is.

2624
01:48:24,320 --> 01:48:27,600
So many people want to do it, they're willing to pay.

2625
01:48:27,600 --> 01:48:29,280
Yeah, I know, isn't that something?

2626
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:31,320
It's a huge career boost if you do it right.

2627
01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:33,240
No it is, and it works too.

2628
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:38,760
Or if you're Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, it can be a great big headache for you.

2629
01:48:38,760 --> 01:48:44,560
Yes, and then the FCC goes after everybody but CBS.

2630
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:45,560
Everyone but CBS.

2631
01:48:45,560 --> 01:48:46,560
Yeah.

2632
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:47,560
Yeah, alright.

2633
01:48:47,560 --> 01:48:48,560
Yeah, yeah.

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Everybody have a good evening, thanks for listening, go fuck yourself.