Recorded live from the historic River Market area in downtown Kansas City proper near the banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, we give you the Sports Bastards.
These sports bastards, I have a deaf neighbor and he told me he hates this show and he can't even hear it. That'll tell you how good this show is. A deaf person fucking hates it.
Anyone wonder what these two dullards look like? Yeah, me neither.
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Sadly, Harambe does not listen to any show anymore. Sorry, Harambe.
We had an awesome talk with him. Very interesting person, great guy.
He and I probably walked past each other back in the early 70s down here in the City Market.
Me too, I was here every weekend. Yeah, so that's funny to think here what, 50 plus years later, here we are both back at the City Market.
No, he brought back memories talking because we lived in Northeast Kansas City, just a couple of miles away.
We used to come here every weekend. We bought our first cat from here, a little kitten named Tiger. We named him Tiger.
We had him for 20 some years. We bought him because he was the only one that wasn't eating because all the other cats that were bigger than him were kittens.
We were taking all the food and we were like, yeah, we want to take that guy. We got him home and stuffed him.
Not stuffed stuff, not taxidermy, the other stuff. Fet him well. Fet him well, yeah, that's a better idea there.
My family lived just south of the Plaza from like 67 to 73.
Brookside-ish? Yeah, north of Brookside, south of the Plaza. 55th Street area, yeah. By Suicide Park, Brookside Park.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Suicide Park.
Back then, you could buy one of those big ass houses on the salary of two teachers. Yes. Because my parents were both teachers.
So go drive around to 55th and Oak and look at all those big ass houses and think, 50 years ago, two school teachers could afford this and have four kids and two cars and a sailboat and take yearly vacations.
Isn't that insane? Yeah. And what can we do now on two teachers' salaries? Not much. Barely survive.
Barely survive. You know, and I mean, look, if our dollar was worth more, this wouldn't happen.
Oh, and my parents had two horses. All on two teachers' salaries.
So I know this is a sports show, but if you want to know how much the government has been squandering our currency, there you go.
You ever get the feeling that we're being relentlessly milked? I think we are.
Yeah, yeah. We are facilitators of money that goes to them. We kick up to them.
Yeah. Yeah. You know how those people do the computer thing and go digging and mining for the cryptocurrency stuff?
Uh huh. Yeah. It's the same thing, except we're the people doing the digging and mining and then somebody takes it from us.
Yes. Yeah.
Anyways. Okay. All right. Well, we have a Super Bowl that is set. Yes. It's going to happen in a little under two weeks.
So it's a rematch because that's all the chiefs seem to like. Maybe next year if they're in it, it'll be Tampa Bay.
Oh, yeah. Maybe. Yeah. We seem to keep playing the same teams in the playoffs and the same teams in the Super Bowl.
Yeah. Yeah. So we played San Francisco twice. Yeah. And now we are going to play the Eagles twice.
And how many times have we played Cincinnati, Baltimore and Buffalo in the playoffs? Well, we're over.
It goes to show you that we have like, I don't know, 12, maybe 10 really, really competent GMs and head coaches that outsmart the rest of them.
That's true. And then the rest are average and it's showing.
It is. The more successful ones tend to build on their own successes and the ones that just can't quite get it done, they just draw farther and farther behind.
You know, it's not like they're getting worse. It's just they're being passed. Yeah. And the teams going past them are accelerating.
Well, I mean, look at Cincinnati. You know, you have idiots like Skip Tardy saying Joe Burrow is the best and all that.
No, the best is the guy that wins. True. That's that's how this league is measured. Here. I got it.
Trent Dilfer has more rings than Joe Burrow. That's true. That's absolutely true.
So I don't want to fucking hear that. It's not it shouldn't even be an argument. Yeah. Yeah.
Rex Ryan, the Chiefs are a one and done team. You know why he knows that but he doesn't know it obviously is because that's what he does in the playoffs.
Yeah. Don't project on us. We're much better than you.
Now, I tend to look at guys like Rex Ryan and Skip Tardy as this is all they can do to have a career is to counter program.
Yeah. Just be really loud and stupid and angry and ambitious and contrary. Yeah. And then attract the haters.
You know, I'd rather go Molans for a living. They do what those guys are doing.
Then be the then be the idiot, the clown. Yeah. Yeah. You don't mind taking pies in the face for money. Okay. Yeah. All right.
That's all Rex Ryan can do. No one is dumb enough. Well, maybe Jerry Jones. That's possible. Yeah.
No one is dumb enough to hire him for a head coach. The guys are boob.
I think he's figured out this is his niche for now is to be the loudmouth idiot that everyone calls a moron and yells at.
And the look of the the rest of the commentators face when he talks, they're like, oh, shit. Yeah. God, he did not.
They know this is a schtick that he's doing, but they just don't want to be involved in it. Oh, great. They all shut up.
Nobody backs him up. They're just like, just let him go. He'll shut up eventually. Yeah. So and when Rex Ryan's deal goes south, they don't want to be dragged down with him.
People are going to one day wake up and say, you know, Rex Ryan, I'm kind of sick of him. Yeah. Yeah. It'll happen.
It always happens. You know, Skip Tart, his problem is, is he stuck his foot in his mouth a long time ago. Yeah. Over and over.
Yeah. He's been trying to take the foot out of his mouth forever, but he cannot find the right formula because this one isn't going away.
And I don't know who really pays attention and thinks he knows what he's talking about.
Well, I'm just picking on him because I see his quotes and I'm like, fuck. Yeah. I'm going to tell people how stupid he is.
It's a matter of exposure, you know, if no one gave the quotes out here in the KC market, we wouldn't care about Skip.
Oh, and I don't give a shit what he thinks anyhow. Who cares? He's a little sawed off piece of shit. Exactly.
In my opinion, all that stuff. So, all right. I've got some questions here. I'm not even going to call them bullet points. These are just discussion stuff.
All right. That have intrigued me and I'm sure. Well, I know it's intrigued you. Our conversation down here, we had to stop it because we're going over everything we had to talk about.
Yeah. OK. Spags. He's a genius at deception. Blitzes. He destroyed the Bills on their final offensive play.
The defense looked like it was going man to man coverage. And then instead he sent three to rush Josh Allen, resulting in almost a sack 30 yards back. Yeah.
Confusion. Yeah. And so basically this deception won the game. Yeah, it really did.
Josh Allen was going back with no big deal. You know, he thought he had plenty of time. He looks up and he has three people in his face. Yeah.
He runs runs. The only thing that made even kind of close is I'm sorry. That receiver did not have a chance at the ball. He did a miracle just making it look like he could. Yeah. Yeah.
I think if they showed a better angle, you'd see that it was like a like a Hail Mary dive to try to. He just barely made contact with it. There's no way he's going to get.
In real time, the guy was leading the other way for the pass, but there's two people there. Yeah. And then real time would show him jumping that way to try to have a chance at it.
He never did have a chance at it. And what is the reason for that is because Josh Allen had no time to throw. He was running for his life.
It was an amazing throw by Josh Allen. Yeah. He's an amazing especially since he was in the air falling backwards and just trying to fling it. And he still made an almost catchable pass. Yeah.
It almost worked. It was it was it was really impressive to see that level of talent. Another key point about the pass rush.
Usually if you're only rushing three people, no big deal. You can handle that. You got five offensive linemen. But when those three people rush from unexpected directions, that's what spags is so good at.
Thanks for clarifying that. I never have done that. Yeah. What it is is confusion. Yeah. It's like I'm going to show you the rush from here, but you don't really know if I'm rushing from here because sometimes I do and sometimes I don't.
Yeah. It's a disguised blitz. And it looked like they're going in prevent mode. Yeah. Prevent the big pass. Prevent it. Just stay with your guy. Prevent the big pass. Don't worry so much about getting Allen.
And in a normal prevent defense, the three pass rushers are basically trying to contain the quarterback in the pocket. Yeah. That's all they're doing. They're not really trying to sack him. They're not really trying to sack him.
But here it was like a Black Friday, open the doors for the big screen TV's kind of rush. Pretty much what Josh Allen was in was six hands up in his face. And a wall of red.
Yeah, and a wall of red. So, okay. I feel that Spags, even though people do admit he's one of the best ever, if not the best ever, I mean, it can be argued at this point. Yeah. He does not get enough credit.
Maybe not, because he should be, he should be talked about in the same league as Buddy Ryan's 1985 Bears defense. Yeah. Which only was really an awesome defense for that year. And they were a little worse the year before and the year after they started getting worse again.
But for that one year, they were a pretty spectacular defense. Yeah. I think the Chiefs defense this year deserves to be put in that discussion. And Spags needs to be discussed in the same reverential tones as Buddy Ryan used to before everyone figured out Buddy Ryan's jerk quad.
Yeah, and his son Rex is no different. His son Rex is just showing what he is. He just grew up in a in a football family. And that's the only reason he has any type of a job in it at all.
I'm going to try to, I'm going to Google the video of Buddy Ryan fist fight on the sidelines of the Houston Oilers game. Oh, I remember that. Yeah.
He was the defense coordinator and the offensive coordinator. He and he and the OC got into an actual fist fight on the sideline during a game. Yes, Buddy Ryan's an asshole. Buddy Ryan was trying to tell him how to run.
He kept calling the offense, Chuck and Duck. Yeah, it was a run and shoot offense and he had nothing but contempt for it. It was very vocal about it during the season about his own team. Yeah.
Ridiculous. Yeah. He was he's one of the reasons that the NFL has really gone to its strict policy of managing every comment that comes out of everybody's mouth. Well, there are a lot of fines that were levied against the Texans. Yeah.
Because of their mouth. Toy Aikman should have gotten a fine. I don't know if he is or not. I think he probably got a very stern meeting with some people after the game say, yeah, you need to just not say this anymore.
Yeah, just let it play out the one that's going to play out because we've got it figured out. We've got the spin worked out and then you come in and you're shit all over it. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're going to tell Troy to be quiet.
Yes. Troy quit trying to be the quick witted guy or whatever. It's not working. They have people for that. There are people who are in that role.
Troy Aikman is supposed to be who he is. Yeah. He's supposed to back up Joe Buff. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly right, Joe. That guy came in from the left. They're probably people think that these these guys in the booth have a lot of freedom to say what they want and make comment.
Oh, no, they're heavily scripted. They are heavily censored. They're told beforehand. You will not talk about these things and you will talk about these things five or six times. Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's very, very scripted.
So when you hear Troy Aikman go off script, yeah, he's going to cringe. Well, off script is him criticizing the calls. Yeah. There's some boardroom somewhere in New York and then a bunch of very serious old men are going, hmm, we have to punish this young man.
The correct way to do that is go, man, that was close. I'm not sure. Yeah, exactly. You don't say, don't come out. That was wrong.
Yeah, to have an agenda, definite definitive opinion like that bad idea. I'll put it like this, Troy, who are you? You're better than the New York. You're better than them looking it over slowly. You're better than that, Troy.
By the naked eye, you're better than that. He needs to remember he's working for the networks and the networks are working for the NFL. So the networks and the NFL are both his bosses and he's going to come out and tell them they're doing it wrong. Uh huh. That's not smart move on an employee.
I think one of the problems is that's very true. I think one of the problems is this right here. He's biased. Yeah. Yeah. He's he played in Texas and this was a Texas team as far removed as he is from his playing days. He's still mentally in it and still has favorites and rivals.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're not supposed to let that show but we find out that a lot of it does show actually. Yeah. Be a fan all you want at home or in your private time but when you're on TV and you're speaking, you got to be impartial unless someone has told you, you know, go this way, go that way, say these things. You need to follow the script, Troy.
Mitch Holtz, you can tell he works for the Chiefs. Okay. It should not be the same on national broadcast. Yeah. I mean Troy wasn't that blatant, no. But he definitely seemed to have a bias towards anything that Texas did. You know.
I don't think it's the anti-Chief bias because he's never shown that but it's a pro Texas bias. Yeah, I think it's that too. You know. So anyhow, I got one. Sure. Sanjay P. Ryan. Love that guy. He's underrated. He's money on third and fourth down situations. The bingles let him go. Yeah.
So I'm going to illustrate this and then we go into how good P. Ryan is. Okay. The difference between a great team and a good team is that. Yes. They let P. Ryan go and they let him go, let him walk, didn't try to resign him and the Chiefs said we want that guy. Why? Because the Chiefs know talent.
The kick returner, Ramee Hio. Yeah. Oh my God. I'm going to go in there. I've seen him in preseason two years now. Uh huh. And they kept around on the practice squad and they activated him for this game and my God what a difference maker. Yeah.
I'll tell you what and that was like the next man up but I'll go into that a little bit later or we can do it right now. Okay. P. Ryan is awesome. Okay. And we both agree he's amazing and he's one hell of a catch and he's a third and fourth down specialist which we so badly needed.
And he's made so many crucial plays this season. Yeah. It's amazing. And Hunt is an end zone specialist. Yes. If you're on the one yard line maybe even two you send that guy in there because he's going to find it. Yep. But I got more on that later so we'll stop right there on that.
Okay. So P. Ryan was a great catch and like I said that's the difference between a good organization and a great organization. You can frame that right there and that will describe it. They thought nothing of him. No. You could say you could even make an argument that P. Ryan is our MVP this year.
Yeah. I think when you do a highlight reel of game changing moments or game winning moments P. Ryan is going to be all over it. Yeah. All over it. Yeah. Because that's what he's done is routinely routinely made that third down fourth down catch. I mean they needed the first down. What they do.
P. Ryan. Yep. He got the first down. And he stayed in bounds. He's so smart. I saw him go down in bounds like yes that is a smart football move. Let the clock keep running. Yes. And also coaching. They didn't show that. They didn't show that at the first. No. They're like we'll use it if we have to. Yeah they really held him in reserve all this season. Yeah. And you know they ended 15 and 2 so apparently they didn't need them all that much. It should be 15 and 1 let's be honest. 16 and 1. Yeah.
16 and 1. Yeah. But you know I get it that the Chiefs you know now they've spoiled their record for consecutive wins over the Dolphins but you know. The Broncos. Broncos yeah. But you know no big deal. That was the choice Chiefs made and then nobody should put an asterisk by that. We lost that game fair and square because of the choices we made and we don't care. We don't care. It counts as a loss. It counts as Denver win move on.
Yeah. So there you go Denver. You finally got one on us. Yeah.
Mahomes. His scrambling ability is criminally underrated. You can say this and I think this especially in big time situations real games that matter playoffs and playoffs. I had to do that once. Yes. OK playoffs and Super Bowl. His running is a catalyst. Yes. It is the catalyst that starts the engine that whenever you see him starting to run and you see him breaking off a 20 yard line is what matters.
The 20 yard line is when we start getting hot. He is a catalyst for this type of an offense. I think that Josh Allen is also like that too. Yeah. I expected him to run for a lot more yards in that game but he did. I think maybe a little bit of the scheme was designed to let him have a little room but not a lot of room. Yeah.
And also I'm pretty sure he wasn't wanting to get hurt. Yeah. Yeah. My suggestion going into the game was you can handle the running backs but don't let Josh Allen run for a bunch of yards. Yeah. Take that away from him. And they kind of did. Yeah. Yeah. So.
So let's see what was I going to go here. His scrambling ability is awesome and it is a catalyst. So all right. The next man up is what it's always been down there at one arrowhead drive especially this season. Yes. Kickoff and punt receiver specialist McCollard Hardman went down.
Reggiano or how do you say? Ramejio. Ramejio. Yeah. Yeah. He was on the practice squad two years now. Yeah. They elevate him right before the playoffs and he looks incredible. Yeah. He really does.
He's so fresh because he hasn't been playing much this season so his body feels good still but he's been watching all the games and you know that he's all the players just you know there's no hazing or you know look at this young guy coming in last second. No they love it. Yeah. It's like help us win. Sure.
This guy looked like he'd been there all along to a great place. And yeah the team was all over him after that big run. Yeah. Pounding him on the back and slapping his helmet.
He has very unique spin moves to get out of situations. True. True. Yeah. He's very acrobatic it looks like.
Incredible. So this next man up strikes again. Yes.
Oh, the one passing point I wanted to make about Mahomes scrambling is you can see the fear in the defenders eyes when Mahomes start to scramble not because they're afraid of him getting a bunch of yards but they don't know how to hit him and not get a flat.
Yes. And you know too bad that's the way the NFL is and all quarterbacks get that to some degree. Yeah.
Mahomes more than others because he's an enormous money maker and that's just the way the NFL is. Yeah. So you can prefer to think it's rigged or not. No it's a simple situation of you don't want that guy out of any game because you're going to lose millions of viewers if he's out.
Nobody wants to see Carson Wentz against Jaylen Herzl and Shaquan Barkley. No. Nobody wants to see that. No. They want to see Mahomes against these guys. Yep. And the gambling community wants to see Mahomes against these guys. Absolutely.
And the Chiefs covered by the way. They won by three points. Oh. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well I mean Vegas was right on. That thing was a pick him. But the coaching prevailed. It did.
Coaching prevailed. Yeah. They made the right moves not going on and on fourth down when they had to. They went on fourth down. They got the ones they had to on fourth down but the ones they did not have to risk the two point conversion worked out perfectly.
Yep. So Sean McDurham McDurham McDurrent or McDermott McDermott. Yeah. I'm having trouble with names today. Sean McDermott took a point off the board. Yeah. And tried to get two points and failed.
That is insane I think. Yeah. I think right below claiming that the game was rigged I think that's going to be the second most talked about part of the game. You took that point off the board. If you're going to say the game's rigged then you're going to say McDermott was paid off. Yeah. I mean seriously. He wasn't. He wasn't.
If the game is rigged then you've either got to think the Chiefs can dominate the entire league. All 31 other owners general managers head coaches. Somehow the Chiefs can dominate the entire officiating community the league office the competition committee and all the sports books in Vegas and Atlantic City.
Somehow the Chiefs can just run roughshod all over. Is that really what people think. Also 31 other teams are like okay the Chiefs are going to win again. Yeah. Yeah. Seriously. 31 other teams are not going to do that. So if if things are rigged and scripted everybody's in on it and everyone's getting a cut.
It can't be just the Chiefs. That's that's the lie they're trying to get you to be distracted with. Oh it's the Chiefs man. The Chiefs are cheating. They're paying the rent. No. The league is behind this. The gambling community is behind this. Everybody's working in concert. Or it's completely legit. That's really the only two options I see.
Okay. Drafting has hit. They know how to draft especially defensively in the third and fourth rounds. I mean Carl Oftis. Let's see. No I think Carl Oftis was higher.
Maybe second round. But yeah third and fourth round is really the meat and potatoes part of the draft. Yeah. Yeah. You got Snead. You got McDuffie. You got Carl Oftis. Cook. Pacheco was a low draft pick. Yeah. Wasn't he seventh round. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean he was good. I don't know if he's still injured or not but we'll go into that a little bit later. Yeah.
So okay. There's no way all of them are in on it because you would think 31 other teams would go hey how come they keep fucking winning. I want my team to win. Yeah. Well kind of look at it like at the WWE. They determine who's going to win and who's going to be the champion and all the other wrestlers just have to wait their turn. Yeah. And they never complain and they never you know narc to the prey. Oh man this all rigged and they said I'm going to have to lose. They never did that. They just let it play out. Yeah.
I think the NFL is at that point where they're like pro wrestling and people aren't ready to admit that it's fixed and fake yet. So they're walking that line of oh yeah we're legit and then behind the scenes everyone's like okay yeah this season it's just the team's going to win and we just have to wait our turn. Yeah. And everyone's making a crap ton of money so nobody cares. Yeah. The teams alone would indicate to me the pride of the players would indicate to me that no they're not going to they're not going to be the same.
They're not going to adhere to that. Yeah. Okay.
Reed and Veatch possibly the best combination ever.
It's hard to think of a better one. I mean the success they've had.
It's, it's really amazing. You know we're probably going to get a better perspective on this five, 10 years from now when all the movies and documentaries come out and the dramatic miniseries or whatever they're going to do.
I say this you create your own luck. Yeah a lot of people argue with me about this but I'll tell you why. And let me give you an example.
All right. You put yourself in a position to be lucky and it will happen and here's the deal.
My home's wedding cream hunt was invited. Andy Reed of course was there. Yeah. They got to talking.
And Andy Reed was like you know what this this kid has changed himself. He has turned himself around. He's doing really well. But checker goes down.
The first person he thinks of is cream hunt. That is luck. That's sheer luck that you ran into him and you figured out he is a different guy. Yeah.
You created that luck right there because you're in a position to win and you're in a position to take that guy and let him redeem himself redemption. And that's exactly what's going on.
Yeah. A lot of these other teams they usually fall into two categories. One they don't stick to their commitments and their convictions and they just waffle.
It's like well OK we'll change this and then we'll change it. Last year the Raiders couldn't pick up a starting quarterback. Yeah. Like this week it's this guy. Next week it's that guy.
I remember a Royals team where the lineup changed every game for a while. Yeah. Yeah. So you know you've got those those managers that who they just can't stick to their convictions and that doesn't work.
And then you've got other ones that stick to their conventions convictions even though they aren't working and they're failing. They still won't let go.
They're like no this is the way I do it. Yeah. OK. The Chiefs stick to their convictions until they see oh this isn't working and we can't make it work.
Time to dump this and find something new. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they do is they stick with the things that are working.
They don't jump on every new fad. But when something quits working they open the door and said let's try this. See if we can make this work. No that's not working. Let's try this over here then.
That's smart. That is growing. That is adapting and changing. And those are the teams that win. And I got two points here.
OK.
Trying to figure out how to say this here.
You know what I'm going to say that I'm going to save it for a little bit later because it's going to come up again and something that we're doing.
So you know their draft pick Hill.
Everybody including me was like oh I don't know what we're going to do next year. We need Hill on our offense. I don't know what we're going to do.
Ever since then we've been in Super Bowls and winning them. Ever since we let him go. And that draft pick was a catalyst for so many draft picks.
I mean like McDuffie and I believe Carl Loftus and Connor May.
Cook. Cook. Yeah probably Cook. Cook. Any others.
Let's see. Jayden. Jaylen Watson. Yes Watson.
All these have been picks from that draft or the next one too. So most of them were as a result of us trading Tyreek Hill to the Dolphins.
So what do you have down there. You have Tyreek Hill being a malcontent and what you have up here we're going to another Super Bowl.
Yeah we've got a team that you can tell seeing on field they work together. They like playing together.
Nobody seems to be a prima donna. They all get it and they're all pulling towards the same goal.
I'm sure after the season is over they'll all have their separate lives but next season they'll come together and they'll form a great big steamroller of a family.
They're just going to plow over people. And also they believe in the system. They know it works.
You know Reed came up to them and said this is what we're going to do and it's going to work. And they know it.
I haven't heard a single cheese player complaining about how much somebody else got paid. No. I heard that from the Bengals.
Yes. Joe Burrow was pretty much a dog in my homes for wanting to win and it shows who's been winning and who has not been winning.
And they hang all of their success on one championship game that Mahomes was trying to take the team on his back and win the damn thing and he made a mistake.
Burrow did not win that game for him. Mahomes made a mistake. No she lost it.
But yeah poor Cincinnati. They had a couple of teams in the 80's that made it to the Super Bowl and lost.
And they've been trying to wipe that stain away. That was Boomer Esiason right? Yeah.
Well Ken Anderson the first time. Yeah yeah. Boomer Esiason the second time.
And then they had some good teams with Palmer. Carson Palmer. Yeah. But seriously Cincinnati fans this isn't the team that you should pin your hopes on.
This is a team that's already falling apart. Yeah. And you've lost some key pieces.
You are what your record says you are. Yeah. I think Cincinnati needs a little bit of a, not a total rebuild, but a retooling and some key pieces for next year.
Yes. And then not next year but the year after they can make another record. Yeah.
But next year I think they're just going to have to get back to where they were.
Yes. They've got to go reflect on life a little bit. They've got to figure this thing out. Yeah. Because it almost imploded. Almost imploded.
I don't care if you won six in a row. I said this earlier on the SportsBastards.
I said I wouldn't be surprised if Cincinnati makes a playoffs because their schedule is so easy. Yeah.
And I was right. They won six in a row but not against quality opponents like everybody says they are.
So if you're going by that you're not going to grow any. If you go by what their record was and what they should have done you'll grow.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Buffalo is a really, really good team. Okay. They are. Yeah.
I was worried about meeting them the AFC Championship. So was I. I think anybody intelligent was going, I don't know. Yeah.
But Buffalo, Xavier Worthy tore them up. Yeah. So nice to see. Yeah. He even had rushing yards against him.
He even mentioned this too. Yeah. He had rushing yards too. He said this is a team that gave up my pick because they didn't want me.
Oh. Okay. Great team. Really good team. Great team gets that pick from Buffalo. Really good team gives that pick up. Yeah.
You compare Hill and Worthy. Their rookie seasons are almost identical. Wow.
Almost identical. But you cannot compare the rookie season of playoffs because that was when we only got to one and we lost it.
And that was with Alex Smith. You can't judge his rookie. Yeah. That's true.
Because I was set to do that and then I got to look and I'm like wait we only have one playoff. Oh shit. Yeah.
So I can't compare the rookie on that but I can tell you right now the results that are in right now is without him you would not have won the game.
So that says something right there. So I'm going to say that Worthy with the identical stats is Hill and Hanson obviously worked very well and Speed that is even faster than Hill.
And Buffalo let him go. They said no. How would you like to see Worthy on Buffalo's team and we got to go up against him and you'd be like oh shit. Yeah.
So it's yeah that I can see how that plays into the feeling that things are being fixed behind the scenes because why the hell are these teams giving us exactly what we need to win the championship.
I think there's some of it. Okay. One of it was you know what you gave us a luxurious name. Yeah. Yeah.
Look one of the things is you got to have good rapport with certain teams. Yeah. There's certain teams you're not going to like the Raiders Cincinnati you're not going to deal with them a whole lot because you guys don't like each other really.
Yeah. But someone that didn't have any skin in the game and they don't care and they're like you know what they did us a solid they sent us a luxurious name for a draft pick.
That's true. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Those kind of those kind of deals the GMs if they're still in place can will remember we're going to cut you this deal.
In a couple years we're probably going to want to deal back from you. Yeah.
That noise I'm looking at the waveform on the computer that's nasty. I'm going to try to slow that down. Yeah. Well that's a problem with doing it live. Yeah.
So. Okay. So yeah I think that's right there clearly illustrates great team really good team. Yeah. And I like what Rob said on the deuces last night.
He said they need to reconfigure the NFL conferences. They need to put Buffalo in the NFC. Oh. Because the real Super Bowl might have been Sunday night. Yeah I think so.
We'll see. I think the Super Bowl is going to be insane. Yeah. So it you know it might very well be one of the best ones ever. So but it's been a while since we've had a realignment that is an intriguing idea.
It is. It is. Yeah I was like wow. And then I asked him I said what what does Joe Burrow. What does Josh Allen and what does Lamar Jackson have in common.
And he goes look at my tickets to the Super Bowl. And I said they're eligible for the Pro Bowl. Yeah.
So go to your little game next week. We got a bigger one. Just like my boss at work. He was talking about the biggest snub ever. And he's right about the Holmes not being on the Pro Bowl.
And I looked at him I said that's all right. He'll be busy. Yeah. He's like yeah you're right. Yeah a lot of times they even bother to put teams on the players on the Pro Bowl they know aren't going to be there because they'll still be playing.
Well Brady was on it every year and he was never there. Yeah. And I think he went one time. Maybe so. Yeah. Yeah. There are a few times that they didn't make the playoffs or had early exits.
Yeah and injuries and stuff like that. But he was there like maybe one possibly two times. But other than that you'd always seen his name up there but you never saw him. Yeah. He was usually busy.
Yeah definitely. Okay McDermott and Allen are classy. And I just want to say that right now. They're the only duo in the NFL that I feel sorry when we beat them.
Yeah. Yeah. Because they're doing it right. Yes. They're good people. They're not idiots. They're not nasty. They didn't blame the refs. Yeah.
They just take the hand they're dealt and they do the best they can and if it doesn't work they own up to it and move on. That's all you want.
You know how easy it would be for Josh Allen to go I played a perfect game. No interceptions. It's those refs. He didn't. He knows. Like Marty Schottenheimer said if you blame the refs you're not good enough. Yeah.
And he's right. Yeah. So talent always wins out. There are going to be bad calls every fucking game. Some of them you notice some of them you don't. But that's the way the game is. It's imperfect.
Yeah and you got to go into it knowing that and planning for it and not blaming it afterwards because everyone plays on the same premise of sometimes the calls go your way sometimes they don't.
Texans are always going to be that OK team that makes the playoffs. Yeah. They're never going to be the team as long as they're doing what they're doing now. Yeah. I'm a bunch of blamers and that is including CJ Stroud disappointed me. Yeah. Yeah.
You give up eight sacks and sometimes the refs fault. You have an unsportsmanlike conduct on the like first play of the game and that's the refs fault. It's just stupid. Yeah. It was ridiculous.
And that's a shame because I like the Houston Texans as an organization. But yeah they're that I'm going to get realistic. They're just going to keep losing.
I actually don't care about him anymore. I saw a side to him that I didn't like. I used to pull for him. I wanted him in the playoffs. CJ Stroud I liked him. I think I'm on the I think I'm on the commander's bandwagon now. Yeah.
Yeah. You know let's hope that it was just an emotional time and the next season they'll be over it and past it. They're like yeah whatever. Let's just I definitely see J. Stroud with the way he talks is to meter and the way that he presents himself.
It was a complete surprise to me that he would have ever went there. Yeah. That shows he needs to grow up a little bit. Yes he does. It's OK to feel that way but you don't blur it out when cameras are rolling.
Also you don't have people like that around him. Yeah. He's still young and impressionable. You don't put people like that around him and dilute his morals and personality. Yeah. So all right.
So anyhow I went into the Texans the next question we go on with that because the Bills are classy Texans not so much. OK. Hunt is our best running back. Yeah.
But Pacheco does not look good at all. No he doesn't. You could say he's injured still but he's not. Pacheco has always been spotty. True true. He's never been that one guy. Hunt won the he won the yards the first year his.
He was the Russian yard leader. Oh yeah. Yeah. His first year his rookie year with the Chiefs. OK. Pacheco's never even been close. Yeah. He's the type of runner that doesn't always necessarily have a plan.
He's just like able to react very quickly as things change during the play. Hunt goes in saying this is my play. This is where I'm supposed to go. And if it doesn't work I'll go here. Yeah. But it seems like Pacheco just goes in say OK what's going to happen next.
OK. I'll react to that. Now what's happening next. I'll react to that. And sometimes it works out great and he squirts through the line and sometimes he gets clobbered. Yeah. So you know OK.
Here's what I got to say that is is I think that Hunt should take the lead. Yeah. For now. Next year is next year. Forget that. Put it. That's in next year. They can figure that out. Pacheco can go in with a new set of legs and hunt him too.
But I think right now Hunt is the starter. Yeah. And he needs to be the starter. His style of angry brutal running is better than Pacheco's. I've always thought it was better than Pacheco's. I've always thought that that guy could always have that it factor and it's been proven right.
Yeah. You get near the end zone and he'll get in. Pacheco you don't know. Yeah I can see that. Yeah.
So I think the Eagles are kind of used to a hunt style runner but it'll still work. Yeah. I think the Eagles will be able to shut down Pacheco.
If Pacheco was getting the majority of the carries I don't think the Chiefs going to have much for running game. No I agree too. I think that Hunt has to do it.
And part of Hunt's success is and the Chief's success is you wear that line down. You wear him down because they may stop him but every time they stop him it takes all they have. Yeah. It hurts a little more.
Yeah. Late in the fourth quarter people are gassed and then you send P Ryan in. Yeah. Yeah. It's completely brilliant and people that don't really know football don't get it.
Yeah. Yeah. You can send in a sub running back with fresh legs but you can't necessarily sub out your best defensive lineman. No you can't. You need your best ones in there.
You know you can't sub out for somebody who's stronger but not as good. Yeah. It's a lot easier to do that with a running back. Yes. Yep.
And I'll tell you who is impressing me and has and I used to kind of think I don't know Chris Jones. Yeah.
Chris Jones is so emotional he cries on the sideline. Yeah. I love that guy. He might be my favorite player. I mean I just love the guy.
He is so emotional he puts every ounce of his being in the game. Yeah. He may not get the sacks but go ahead.
As you can see he's not holding anything back. No. He's not worried about tomorrow or the next play. He's like whatever I have to do right now.
Yeah. That guy is just insane. His amount of personality that he puts in the game. His amount of emotion. His drive. His drive. Yeah.
Yeah. So alright let's switch gears here a little bit. Alright. You have some questions too don't you?
I just had a good comparison on the Bills defense versus the Chiefs. Okay. I'll do this one real quick. Okay.
Pete Carroll was hired by the Raiders. Number one will this work? This is like a three parter. I kind of think it could work. I do too.
With Tom Brady over there also. Yeah. He's got Clint Kubiak as the offensive coordinator. And Pete Carroll had a crap ton of success with the Seahawks.
He picked out Russell Wilson when he was good and he coached Russell Wilson to two Super Bowls. Yeah.
The only flaw I could see was his play calling in the last Super Bowl if they lost. They could have won that. He didn't do it right.
But anyhow he can get there. He's proven it. Okay. So it could work. The coaching staff hired by the Western Division now is against
Reed and Mahomes is Pete Carroll, Sean Payton and Jim Harbaugh. All of them have at least been to the Super Bowl and two of them have won a Super Bowl.
Yeah. Do you believe a tougher division competition will actually help the Chiefs? Oh yeah. I do too.
Yeah. Every time the Chiefs make it out of the AFC West they're going to be tough as nails. Yeah. If you look at the ones that went in an easy division
they're always out. Yeah. You never see them in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Whoever won the AFC North was at Baltimore.
Well the Chiefs kind of did. And Pittsburgh. Both of them fumbled right out. Yeah. Or dropped right out.
But the Chiefs are a better team now that they have rougher competition. Uh huh. So yeah. Yeah. It's like coming from a bad neighborhood.
You make it out of your neighborhood. You can handle the suburbs. Yeah. That's it right there.
Yeah. It's like okay. Shaquem Barkley. That's fine. You know who we had to battle with all year. You know. I mean. Yeah.
I could not imagine anyone being tougher than Buffalo. Yeah. I think that game was a seasoning and a half. Yeah.
I could not imagine another team playing like that. Yeah. I'm sure CBS was just over the mood that they had such an awesome game for the championship.
They played a flawless game really. Yeah. And they still lost. And that has got to be so demoralizing.
You know. You start questioning what's it going to take. What do I have to do to actually win here. Yeah.
I do feel bad for Josh Allen. I do too because I don't know if anything can be done. Yeah. They just need to not play in the Mooms.
Yeah. Yeah. He's a victim of that. He's not a Jim Kelly. Yeah. If he made it to the Super Bowl I fully believe that he would win. Yeah. I think so too.
But every time he has to go against the Mooms and read. And it's just. It's. I'm sure there was a list of really good quarterbacks that played in the Tom Brady area that never sniffed the Super Bowl.
There is. And you know right now it's the same situation except now it's the Mooms instead of Brady.
And 10 years from now it will be somebody else on another team. I got it. It's just the way it goes. I got an example for you.
Trent Green. Yeah. Not on the team that Drew Mille assembled and Peterson I believe assembled here. Uh huh. Because they didn't know defense. Yeah.
You know after Marty left they were just complete fools for defense. Like they forgot how to play defense. Yeah. If you put Trent Green on a good team he might have won one. Yeah. Or two.
Because he was supposed to start in St. Louis for his greatest show on turf. But he got hurt and Kurt Warner stepped in and they won the Super Bowl.
Yeah and he looked fantastic on the greatest show on turf. But Warner was in there doing it so they're like alright he's the starter which you go with a hot hand I guess.
If he hadn't gotten injured everybody would know who Trent Green was and nobody would know who Kurt Warner was. That's right. Yeah. He might be in high V sacking groceries again.
Yeah. Playing for the Iowa Barnstormers in the arena league. Yes. Look timing is everything. It is. Timing is everything. And right now if Josh Allen was in a different time he would probably be the Patrick Mahomes.
Yeah. That's what Tanya Harding tried to do with uh. She had that other skater whacked on the knees trying to knock her out of the Olympics. Nancy Kerrigan. Nancy Kerrigan. Yeah and then Tanya didn't even do crap.
You know it's like that wasn't the right competition. You should be over there smacking the leg of the Japanese skater. Yeah.
Good boy. Good boy. But also Nancy Kerrigan kind of turned out to be a flake. Oh yeah. The very first thing she does as an Olympic medalist is do the Disney parade and she's caught on microphone saying oh god this is so cheesy I can't stand this.
While she's on the float waving at the kids. Yes. Yeah that really killed her entire endorsement career right then. After that you didn't see her anymore. Nope. Yeah we don't want her.
Her personal life you can't really put it against Harding but it's close. Yeah. Yeah. She was supposed to be the poor little innocent woman that got hit for no reason. No. People don't think about her like that anymore. So anyhow you have some questions. Oh yeah.
And then I have some more that I did before the playoff or before the championship games. Well here's a short one. I saw somebody complaining about when Josh Allen made that quarterback sneak and did he get the first down.
Did he not. They had review. They went back and forth and said he didn't make it to Chiefs ball and somebody posted a whole article online saying tennis has the technology to visually recreate in 3D exactly where the ball hits the line.
So they can tell when it's in or out or not. Why doesn't the NFL do this. Why don't they put a chip in the football. Why can't we have it exactly accurate. Blah blah blah. I think they do. You don't see it.
Right. But the NFL can absolutely do that. They're choosing not to. That's the real question. Instead of saying well why can't they. Well they can. The question is why are they choosing not to is because they like having things built into the game that could go either way.
Bingo. And no matter how it looks they can call it the other way and everyone just has to take it. And the NFL doesn't want to give those up because that's how they influence games. That's how they shave points.
That's how they make sure the right team wins. That's how they make sure that this team is rewarded for playing by the you know by the script and this team is punished by not for not playing by the script.
They want those subjective calls worked in there and the more things are taken to the digital yes no in out. That means they don't get to control the game as much.
So the NFL doesn't want that now. And also I'll go a step further. Do you want a game litigated? I don't. We have enough of it. Yeah. We have enough of it. Leave it alone. Yeah. If it's a bad call so be it. If you're good you're going to overcome it. Yeah.
The Chiefs have been victims of very bad calls too. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I've seen a ton of them this year. But you know what we're like all right we're still going to win. We don't care. We'll figure it out.
There was a play in the Buffalo game that as soon as the play was over I saw one of the Chiefs defenders go right over it was Drew Tranquil. He went right over to an official started talking to him.
And I thought what's that about? And then they showed the replay. Buffalo ran a pick on it and they had two of their receivers running. Was that what that was about? Yeah. And they scraped Drew Tranquil off off of using another Chief as a scraper.
They ran an actual pick play and the refs decided not to call it. I think the pass was incomplete anyway but Drew was over there telling him look that was another pick play. You need to watch this because they're pushing me off my coverage over and over with this illegal pick.
So I thought that was really interesting to see that happen. That is interesting. Yeah. And maybe the reason they didn't call it well no that doesn't make. You know what.
Sometimes they call a pick and sometimes they don't. It's like they tend to give them one for free. It's like if they use an official to scrape the defender off then they call them every time. It's like you're not using the zebra for that.
Well I agree with you. I think a certain amount of it is a part of the game. But Tranquil was definitely reasonable by pointing that out. I think anyone else would have too. It would be like look hey they're doing this to me. It's like tripping or anything else.
And that is a legitimate part of the game. It's not like Tranquil is crossing any lines going over and talking to the official. No. That's happened for decades. That happens in every game as the players go over and say hey watch this guy he's holding me or this guy is doing this thing. It happens in every game.
And as a result they probably couldn't do it anymore because he pointed it out. And that's another thing too. If you point it out and they're looking for it you're going to probably not do it again. Yeah.
That's the kind of thing you save up. I'm sure the Bills is like we can only run this pick play once maybe twice. So let's pick and let's choose when to do it. And they chose that opportunity. It didn't work. And they got busted for it so they probably couldn't even do that. They couldn't even try it the rest of the game.
Yeah. And another example is this right here. Pass interference. If the ball isn't anywhere near they don't call it. They're like the guy wasn't going to make it so it's really just a couple of guys out there wrestling. Yeah. Yeah. And so I agree with that too. Why litigate the game? And then they go over there and they go well okay I guess it wasn't because the ball was on the other side of the field.
Yeah. They used to do that with holding plays too. Yeah they used to. It's like the left tackle is holding but it was a running play to the right. Uh huh. It's like well that hold didn't make any difference in the game but sometimes they'll call it sometimes they won't. Yeah and I'm not sure even what the criteria on that is because I haven't figured out a pattern. Yeah and I'm sure that's part of it is they don't want to get set and nailed down to where they're held to being consistent.
Well yeah because if you're consistent then you can recognize a pattern that they're doing. Yeah take advantage of it. Yeah. So anyhow. Um but along those same lines during the Chiefs Bills game the Chiefs figured out how to stop the quarterback's knee and what they do is they predict the snap count and they jump when they think the ball is going to get snapped and they guessed right pretty much every time.
In the Washington Philadelphia game Philadelphia was down trying to punch one into the end zone with quarterback's knee. Washington was guessing the snap count and going early and they got called twice for encroachment or offsides or whatever. Uh huh.
And you know big deal on the penalty you move it three inches closer to the goal line to try again. Same thing yeah. So the officials after the second penalty they told Washington if you keep doing this we're just going to award Philly the touchdown. And that's correct. Which they can do.
Because if you move it another three inches it is at the goal line. It crosses the play. Well actually according to the rules you can never advance the ball into the end zone through penalty yardage. So what they were saying is no we can just award them the touchdown because if a team is intentionally committing a penalty over and over to get an advantage.
The officials can penalize them by awarding the other team the play that they were trying to prevent. Okay you know what I like that. Yeah. I like that. It's like look all you're doing is fucking with the game. Stop. And trying to injure people and trying to take advantage of the situation.
So yeah I have no idea that the officials could actually award points but they can't. Yeah. They told Washington if you do that again then Philly is going to get the touchdown. Yeah. And then they'll be kicking extra points. And Washington's like okay never mind.
So the Chiefs are going to have to watch it in the Super Bowl because they're going to try to do the same thing again. I'm sure they looked at that. Yeah. So we might actually see it in the Super Bowl. We could see it very easily. Somebody awarded a touchdown they didn't actually see. That would be crazy.
Oh and that would be a betting nightmare. Oh wouldn't it. As for the Commander fans. Don't worry. This what Jayden Daniels had great seasoning this year. Just like Bo Nicks in Denver. Yeah Bo Nicks yeah. Awesome seasoning. You made it to the playoffs. You didn't go all the way. Now that's whetted your appetite.
Yeah. Now it's coming back down to earth. Mahomes and Reed are not the norm. Yeah. What you're seeing with Daniels and CJ Stroud and those guys Nicks. That's what normally happens. Yeah. You go there a couple of times you get your teeth kicked in and then you load up on who you need to get it done and then you figure out a way to get it done. Yeah.
So they're doing it the old fashioned way because not everybody and also Josh Allen too. Josh Allen really came in there and had success too. Yeah. And also went to the playoffs. Playoffs. But like I said you can't judge everything by Reed and Mahomes. That's not the norm. So these guys are doing it the normal way that it's done not the superhuman way.
And they're going to be better. So commanders fans you should look forward to next year. I'm going to be rooting for the commanders next year. Me too. Yeah. I love this season. I like them more than Detroit now. Oh my god. I'm kind of tired of Detroit because I'm tired of their coach. They're paper tigers. Yeah.
Dan Campbell comes out there with his chest all puffed out and he leaves looking like he's going to cry. Yeah. You realize he's got a lot of heart and bluster but he really doesn't quite have all of the tools he needs in as far as strategy and decision making. His decision making is horrible. Yeah. He needs to. He needs a few more seasons before he'll be the KG head coach that can take his team all the way.
Tell me if you think I'm correct on this. He's all brawn. Everything that he thinks he thinks he's going to shove down someone's throat. He thinks in terms of physically overpowering. He doesn't think of finesse trickery. Oh yeah.
The Chiefs would have destroyed the Wines. Oh it would have been like 45 to 10. Maybe that's why they made sure the Lions didn't get into the Super Bowl. It would have been too much of a blowout. I love playing into the conspiracy part. I'm having fun with this. You know what I love that thought but man they just sucked. Yeah. Sometimes the team just sucks. Sometimes it's not a fix it's just they suck. But I do love that thought though because the fans make you go oh.
Yeah I just wanted us to play Detroit so bad but I knew it wasn't going to happen. Matter of fact in one of the sports bastards I said they're going to be won and out probably in the second game. Yeah. I was sticking with them because they were my preseason prediction but yeah after I saw the Rams taking the part.
Yeah. Yeah. It was the Rams right. Yeah it was the Rams. They systemically just fucking destroyed them on every aspect of the game. Yeah. Yeah. The whole game. I didn't see the whole game but the parts I saw the Lions looked desperate and confused and they're like having an oh my god moment. Yeah.
What the hell's happening. Why is our house on fire. Well where did Jared Goff come from. The Rams didn't he. Yes. Yeah. Who coached him for a couple of years. Sean McVeigh. Yeah. Sean McVeigh. Sean McVeigh. I get the Sean's all mixed up. I do too. So Sean McVeigh coached him. Sean McVeigh knew his tendencies and exploited them. Yeah. So they systemically tore them apart.
Yeah that's true. McVeigh would definitely have the book on golf. It's kind of like Callahan and Gruden. Yeah. In the Super Bowl. Callahan didn't change anything. Yeah. And Gruden took advantage of it. So anyhow go ahead with your next question. We're getting way off like we always do.
All right. Here I've got a comparison here on how the Bills defense did against the Chiefs. OK. The first column is the Bills in their four regular season wins over the Chiefs. Oh I love. Yes. Yes. Yes. And the second column is the Bills four playoff losses to the Chiefs. OK.
So Bills defense when they beat the Chiefs they hold they they force the Chiefs to 13 punts in the four playoff losses to the Chiefs. The Chiefs only had to punt six times. Wow.
In the regular season wins the Bills defense held the Chiefs to nine touchdowns. In the playoffs when the Bills lost the Chiefs were able to score 17 touchdowns. What did you say? 17. Nine versus 17. Wow. OK.
All right. In the four regular season wins that the Bills had over the Chiefs they forced nine turnovers seven interceptions and two fumbles in the four playoff losses to the Chiefs.
The Bills only got two turnovers both fumbles. They haven't picked off the Chiefs in the four playoff losses. You're right. Boy that's a great that's a great stat right there. No Bills interceptions in those four playoff losses.
None. When they had seven. Seven. When they beat us in the regular season. All right. Wow. In the four regular season wins by the Bills they held the Chiefs they forced they held the Chiefs to seven I mean five field goals.
In the four playoff losses the Chiefs were able to score seven field goals.
So we were getting more points. All right. In the regular season wins the Bills forced the Chiefs into two turnovers on downs. They held us on fourth down twice.
OK. In the four playoff losses that never happened. Instead the Chiefs did three different kneel downs to end the half. Three different kneel downs to end the game.
Instead of any forced turnovers on downs. So they not only didn't hold us on fourth down and make us turn the ball over but we were able to run the clock out six different times. First half or game.
OK. Number one coaching. Yeah. Number one coaching. OK. Here's a little bit to think about though. It's not all of it but we had four starters out when we faced them the first time. Yeah. True.
And including like Jalen Watson a very very good. Is he a defensive back or is he a quarterback.
There's a Jalen Watson that's a corner and then there's another Watson that's a receiver. I can't remember his first name. Justin. Justin Watson. OK. Yeah.
Yeah. Jalen Watson is a really good defensive player. He was out and there's another defensive player that was out. We didn't have Hopkins yet I don't believe. Yeah. And in Hollywood Brown's back.
Pacheco was out for a good stretch of those. Yeah. Pacheco's back. Because this is going back to the last four times the Chiefs played the Bills in the regular season which we four years because we don't play more than once in the regular season.
And Tooney is in the offensive line now and he's helped considerably. Yeah. And Mahomes is getting rid of the ball quicker. It isn't all because of the starters. All of that does not indicate just four or five starters.
Because that was just the last regular season game. We're talking about the last year before that and the year before that. The Bills defense is doing well against us. Suddenly in the playoffs they disappear.
OK. Number one. Great teams do that. Great teams whenever everything is on the line they find out how to get it done. They rise to the occasion. Yeah. How is that done? That's done by coaching. Yeah.
If you have someone that is coaching and just coaching there's doubt in people's heads. But if you have someone that is coaching to his players and knows his team and knows their emotions and knows how they feel. Yeah.
And this goes to Spagnolo too. Spagnolo becomes the enemy to beat them. Yeah. And I love it. You can see it. It's almost diabolical. He like you can see him imagining him being the other team's offense. You can see his mind working.
Like OK if I was them I'm going to do this. This is their tendency. I know. Well how do I stop that. Or how do I deceive them. Yeah. How do I give them all this deception. How do I confuse them. How do I freak them out.
And sometimes it gets to the point where you just not even have to think about it. He just knows like I just know that this is what they're going to do in this situation. And I know how to stop that. And he's right. Yeah. So often he's just right.
I think a lot of it is just gut because he is that good with the game. And the same way with Reid too. If you were to ask Reid and then ask. Let me see. I don't know. We're getting ready to face what's his name.
Sirianni. Sirianni. You ask him a question. A complicated question. Reid would answer it immediately. Sirianni would take probably about five or six seconds to come up with something. Yeah. Yeah.
I got three more categories here for this. Sorry. I've got nuts on there. All right. In the four regular season wins versus the Chiefs the Bills defense held the Chiefs to 19 and a half points per game.
In the four playoff losses to the Chiefs the Bills defense has given up 35 points per game. Wow. Big difference. That's a difference of 15 points.
You know what I said to people at work. What? The team that scores 32 points is going to win this game. That's exactly right. Yes.
Anyhow go ahead. In the four times the Bills defense beat the Chiefs they held us to an average of two points per drive. Uh huh.
In the four playoff losses to the Chiefs the Bills defense gave up three and a half points per drive. That's more than a field goal. Wow. Every drive.
If you do that you're getting the first down every three plays. Isn't that amazing? Three and a half points per drive. That's a field goal. Yeah.
All right. The scoring rate. I mean you know that's points per drive. The scoring rate. In the four regular season wins versus the Chiefs.
Wow. I'm still digesting what you said there. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Go ahead. I got another 32 but go ahead. Wow.
In the four regular season wins against the Chiefs the Chiefs offense had a scoring rate of 36%. Uh huh.
In the four playoff losses to the Chiefs. Sorry I gotta do it every now and then. The Chiefs had a scoring rate of 73%.
52% of them touched it. Wow. Bills defense lets them down in the playoffs. Over and over and over. And that's not the refs. That's the Bills defense not being prepared for the Chiefs in the playoffs.
Here's some of it. Wow. Andy Reid and Steve Spagnolo don't show their hand during regular season. Yes. Exactly.
Buffalo is worried about having the number one seed. Kansas City is not. No. They did it last year. Kansas City knows they can win on the road. No problem.
Yes. They're not worried about it. They're like we're going to forfeit this game. Kind of. Yeah. If we win this benign game that we throw at you fine but we don't expect to.
And we don't care. We're not showing you anything. You're going to see us in January and we're going to show you what we're capable of. Yes. Yes.
And that right there is brilliant. It makes all the difference. It really does. Imagine a military commander that sends absolutely every one of his troops in all at once right at the beginning.
Yeah. Yeah. They're loose. Yeah. They shoot everybody and it's done. Yeah. And if you survive for the next battle then everyone on your on your army is going to think none of us got a chance.
We're all going in on the first wave. This is just you know mountain of bodies kind of thing. And there's a lot of coaches that do that. They throw everything at the team.
That used to be kind of be the mentality in the 60s and 70s is win this game at any cost. There's no tomorrow. Just win this game.
The smart coaches like Andy and there are a number of other ones too. Not just Andy. Belichick was really good at that. Yeah.
They realize I want to win this game but it's more important to hold this secret because if I win this game and give away my secret I'm done in the playoffs.
So it doesn't matter if I miss the playoffs if I give away my secret. So the secret is more important. I'm holding that secret. Yeah.
And I think that's between a good coach and a great coach. Absolutely. McDermott is getting there. He's a better coach than he was three years ago obviously.
The Lions coach is like everything all at once. Yeah and that's how come he loses in the playoffs. Yeah he has no surprises left. Yeah.
He just counts on sheer brute force overwhelming you. Sure you know exactly what we're doing but I'm just going to do better than you. Okay.
Sometimes that doesn't work. Dungeons and Dragons Diablo. Yeah. Does the warrior always win? No. No.
Who usually wins? A wizard or something like that. Somebody who manages the resources. Yes.
Holds their special expensive spells towards the right moment. Yes. Waits until they're getting overwhelmed to do the great big. Yeah.
There's all sorts of strategy. Yeah. So it's as simple as that on a lot of but also you have big players that live for big games.
Yeah. Yeah. If brute force were all that mattered then tanks would win every battle and battleships would win every sea engagement.
But that's not how it works. Yeah. A little tiny airplane can go and sink your battleship. What? One World War II? That's true.
That's a good point. Aircraft carriers won World War II at least in the Pacific. And also tricking Hitler into thinking you're much bigger than what you are. Yeah.
If Hitler would have realized what was really going on we'd probably all be speaking German and communist. Who knows?
But that deception allowed him to hesitate and to make a wrong move and we won. Yeah. So I mean yeah I think all of that of what we just said is the reason why the Chiefs are in and Buffalo is not.
And that being said I love Buffalo not their fans. Bill's Mafia are a bunch of idiots. Yeah. They break chairs out in the middle of the street. Yeah.
And they bitch and whine. Those damn referees. No no no no no. If anyone's paying the referees it's not the Chiefs. The Chiefs don't have the money or the power or the clout to do this.
If somebody's fixing the game it's not the Chiefs. The Chiefs are just the beneficiary. Yes. And if that's happening okay. Then we can do about it is there. No.
But I can also say this they were going to win anyhow. Yeah. Yeah. So it wasn't that much. It influences maybe how some points come out or something.
But at the end the Chiefs have more talent. The Chiefs have a better coaching staff and that's what wins. And especially the coaching staff. Yeah.
I remember Reed was an idiot in Philadelphia. Yeah. Oh yeah. They used to complain about his clock managing skills and he wasn't fast enough and smart enough.
He had Donovan McNabb and Michael Vick. Yeah. Okay. So he had two really good quarterbacks but not a great quarterback. Alex Smith same thing. He gets Mahomes and he's a genius. Yeah.
He was just waiting for Mahomes all his career wasn't he? Yeah. He doesn't need those timeouts until later. Yeah.
You know as a matter of fact Mahomes calls the timeouts more than Reed does because there's confusion on the field. Yeah.
And every now and then Spagnola will order one because he doesn't like the lineup. But Reed just kind of like man well just keep him. We'll figure this out right here.
Another example of good coaching. The Bills had a really good play called back because number 70 went in for the Bills and didn't report as eligible.
Oh yeah that was such a stupid mistake. You practiced that since training camp. Yes. When number 70 went in that was his first job was go to the official and report as eligible and he blew it off. Yes. That's coaching. Yeah.
Yeah. Now the Chiefs have done that once in a while too but they didn't do it in the playoff game did they? No.
Well and also the playoff game how many penalties were they on the Chiefs? Not that many. Not that many. They're a very disciplined team which goes back to coaching. Yeah.
So also you have a driving force. The driving force is mainly Mahomes but not all. Yeah. You have other people there that have been there and done that like Chris Jones on the defense.
Kelsey who was there before Mahomes. Yes. Yeah. You have Kelsey who's like yeah look guys he doesn't care if he gets six yards or 600 yards. He's there to win.
And if he has to be a decoy and block he's happy doing that. Yeah. So. Yeah.
Man I can't see any way Travis Kelsey comes back next year. He looks so hurt and so beat up and he's just kind of you know when he catches the ball he wraps it up with both arms and just kind of stumbles forward and falls down.
Oh I know he doesn't try to make that big play anymore and also he tends to fumble when he does that. And he's doing the best he can and I really don't see him coming back next year.
He's important for this team. Yeah. But oh my god he should not come back next year to continue destroying his body. I think Noah Gray deserves a shot.
Plus I think that a lot of passes to the tight end are in the playbook just because we have Kelsey. Yes I agree. And when Kelsey retires a lot of those are going to be passes to Hollywood Brown and Xavier Worthy instead.
And that may be a good thing at this point. They're so much faster. Yeah. Yeah. But Kelsey still draws two. Yeah. So when as long as he's getting double teamed you got an advantage because they if you don't tend to him like the Texans he's going to murder you.
I don't know how accurate these playbooks are for for the video game of football. They try to make him pretty accurate. Each team's playbook.
Well besides real life circumstance and feelings I think they're pretty good. Yeah. But I've gone back over the last I think three versions of Madden football and looked at the Chiefs playbook.
They don't have a single offensive formation that doesn't have at least one tight end in it. There are no five wide outs. None. There is always at least one tight end on there.
I would love to see what they could do maybe in the Super Bowl they might do one like that. I think they tried it in last year's Super Bowl and Kelsey fucking flipped out.
I think occasionally they do run the play during the game where they sub a wide receiver in for the tight end. Yeah. But the fact that they don't have the play written as five wide receiver and no tight end.
I think that says a lot about the fact that they have Kelsey. But Andy Reid smart enough that's hey Noah Gray is great but we're going to take you out for about 30 percent of these tight end passes and now they're going to be downfield shots.
Imagine that short middle long. You get a running back who can catch the short stuff a tight end who's great at possession for the eight to fifteen yards and then you've got a wide outs back there.
Like Hollywood Brown and Xavier worthy. He can do a streak anytime that you need him to and beat just about anybody man on a man.
Hollywood Brown is good at the eight yards too. Oh yeah. Boy he does. He has a quick little turnaround. The timing was perfect. It's like he's built for the West Coast offense.
Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's why they got him. Yeah. And they got him at the right price. Those two things man Hollywood Brown. So and that's why they didn't go out and bother and try to get an Amari Cooper.
Yeah. Yeah. That's true. It was interesting seeing Amari Cooper on the bills. He's seen him as a giant and a brown. Wasn't he Cleveland Brown too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a good Brown.
But he is a good receiver and it's a shame he's had to bounce around all these teams and not had a whole lot of postseason success. Yeah. I just don't want them to have success against that.
And he did not. Did he even have one catch. I think he did. Yeah. He had one. Yeah. I remember him getting floured a couple of times. Oh yeah. Me too. He got blown up a few times. Yeah. And anyhow could you pause this. Sure.
All right. We'll be right back. Hit this button. All right. You got another one. All I got left is some hirings. Recent hirings. I didn't have any questions left.
I got. Okay. One I'd like to go into. Brian Schottenheimer. Yeah. That's the one I had. He was elevated from offensive coordinator to head coach. Okay.
Okay. Let's see. He.
Cooper Rush was held out so he couldn't get his $500,000 bonus. Yeah.
I think this is another cheap hiring. Yeah. And the other day on our cast I talked about the Rooney rule and how they seem to be ignoring it.
He did. There was somebody who has filed a lawsuit concerning the Rooney rule and the hiring practices. So Cowboys are going to be the one. One of the ones named is they went right for the white guy.
Hired from within. It's like they didn't even bother to pretend like they were interviewing any person. Whoever sued them listens to this. They listen to the sports masters. Yes. You're welcome.
So yeah. Every every team has to make a serious interview with a person of color for any kind of coaching head coaching position.
That's a great example because they didn't go anywhere. They just. Yep. Yep. They just. And that's supposed. You know there are teams that will say you know right off the bat. Oh this is our guy. This is our guy. This is our guy. This is a weird.
This is this is the only one we're interested in. And it's a white guy. It's like what about the Rooney rule. We all know this is the guy you intend to hire.
And that's where like Eric Biennami has been refusing interviews with some teams because he knows they're just wasting his time to satisfy the Rooney rule. They have no intention of hiring him. Is he still he went to where. Where did he go to.
I went to a college team. Yeah. But he's not. But in the year and the year before he was asked to interview for some head coaching positions. And he knew they were just using him. Yeah. It's like I'm not going to be your your compliance demonstration.
Yeah. But you see. See. So you weren't taking it seriously that we're going to hire the guy we intended to all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's great that he did that. Yeah. Yeah.
So. But yeah. Brian Schott and Huber doesn't strike me as anybody that's going to turn your franchise around. Yes. He strikes me as a placeholder kind of guy.
But realistically who in the hell would want to be the head coach of any Jerry Jones own team. Uh huh. You know he's going to hamstring you. He's going to second guess you. He's going to set up impossible conditions. He's going to go behind your back and destroy what you've been working on.
He's going to take all the credit and dump all the blame on you. Maybe not publicly but behind the scenes. Yep. It's just a horrible place to be. And I guess he just always wanted to be a head coach in the NFL. Dallas is better than nothing. But yeah. No I agree. And also I wouldn't want to go there. Someone like Brian Schott and Huber would have to do that because he needs to prove himself as a head coach. Yeah. I think up to this point everyone considers him an nepotism baby. Yeah.
From Marty. It's like you wouldn't have a career without your dad so you need to prove that you belong here on your own two feet. Where's Kurt Schott and Huber? Yeah. Kurt who? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. They're thinking it's another nepotism hiring just like Kurt was. Yeah. So and that's what got him out of San Diego at the time. Yeah. Yeah. Spano said no no no. Kurt is not going to be our defensive coordinator.
And that's one of the reasons that a lot of NFL teams weren't real serious on Bill Belichick either. It's because he told them up front my son is going to be on my staff. No questions about it. And no one's ever going to fire him but me. And a lot of NFL teams are like passed. Yeah. Look. I mean it's not like he had success after Brady. He had none. Yeah. So look he's a great head coach but I mean how seriously can you take him after that? Yeah. Why would you hire him when he's bringing in
somebody you don't know anything about and can never get rid of? Brady's a better head coach as far as I'm concerned. Oh yeah. Brady went to Tampa and picked everybody who's going to win. Yeah he did. That was kind of cost me coach and general manager there. Yeah. So yeah. All right. Let's see. Let's see who else I got. The Bears hired Dennis Allen as their defensive coordinator. He was the head coach and defensive coordinator at the Saints. Yeah. You know what he did a respectable job.
With the defense. Yeah. With the defense. Yeah. Okay. The Seahawks have hired Clint Kubiak as offensive coordinator and he was an assistant coach with the Saints. So even though the Saints didn't do well their coaching staff is kind of being picked up again by other teams. Who was their head coach? I forgot. Dennis Allen was the Saints head coach. Dennis Allen. Yeah. Now he's defensive coordinator at the Bears. The Raiders hired Pete Carroll and they have
general manager John Spytak and I think Carroll's going to do pretty well there. I think so too. I think so. The key is going to be Mark Davis staying out of it. Yes. So far he's been showing pretty good signs. Tom Brady seems to be pulling the punches now. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's going to be a big thing is Mark Davis is like okay I can trust Tom Brady. I can trust his opinions and what he's going to say. I don't have to meddle. He's going to run a good organization. Yeah. Jerry Jones. If Jerry Jones could ever get that philosophy
Dallas would be unstoppable. Yeah. But it's on the one hand it's irritating to see Jerry Jones keep interfering and screwing up the team. But on the other hand it's funny. It's funny and it helps all 31 other teams have better seasons because Jerry's over there you know stubbing his own toe and stepping on his own deck. It doesn't. Yeah. It doesn't really affect us that much because if we see them it will be a regular season game. It won't be any game of importance and we'll expect to win that.
I don't think in Mahomes lifetime he will ever run the risk of meeting the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. No. Not going to happen. No. I think it's going to take well after Mahomes career for the Cowboys to turn themselves around and be a Super Bowl team again. Yeah. They're that bad. I agree.
It's like super rich actors and musicians and other people. They surround themselves with people who will never tell them no and will never tell them when they're having a bad idea. Jerry Jones is surrounded by people who say yeah Jerry great idea. Let's do that. That's one of the only thing that people ever tell Jerry Jones. It's not a real life. You're right.
Yeah. Was there any more hirings? Let's see. The Jets hired Darren I don't know how to pronounce his last name M-O-U-G-E-Y. He's new general manager. He was the Denver's GM. And they've hired Aaron Glenn as head coach who is a defensive mind.
I think Aaron Glenn is probably a good hire. Yeah. He's a former defensive back cornerback. He played with a number of teams did really well. He's he holds I think a record for the longest interception return for a touchdown. Yeah. He does. Yeah. A hundred yards or so. Yeah. He seems to be pretty confident in being a coordinator. So yeah.
You know at first I thought Aaron Glenn would probably fit in better with the Raiders but I thought no that's what the Raiders always do. They just pick some former player to come in and bring attitude. Yeah. I think he'll do better at the Jets. I think so too. Again with the Jets their owners got to stay out of the game.
I think you're going to see that now after the beating he's taken. Yeah. Okay and everyone insisting that he sells. Yeah. Yeah. I remember earlier in the season or last season maybe it was their chance of the Selva team. Yeah. Selva team. That's pretty rough. Yeah I think he's probably going to stay out of it predominantly. I've got a slightly other question on the Jets. Yeah. Aaron Rodgers. Would you hire him back?
I mean if you draft a young quarterback he's probably going to take a shit on him. Yeah. I think at this point if salary cap and cap hit and all that stuff wasn't a concern I'd dump Aaron Rodgers because he's just going to take a bunch of money. You know what you're right. It's dead money. Yeah. He's going to suck up a roster spot and a bunch of money and you're really not getting a lot out of him. If I was A-Rodge I'd try to go to Minnesota. Yeah.
I mean follow Ferb's footsteps 100%. Yeah. Atlanta's probably got it figured out with Pennex. Yeah I think Pennex has shown enough upside to where he's good. They're going to groom him. Yeah. He did look good. Maybe New Orleans because Derek Carr really isn't all that. Yeah and he's always injured. Yeah. Not Carolina.
No. No. No. I think Bryce Young has shown enough improvement over the season that you'd want to keep him and keep nurturing him and try to coach him along. I would not be surprised to see Jacksonville go after a new starting quarterback or somebody to compete with Trevor Lawrence for the starting position. They desperately need that.
I think Jacksonville as an organization and somewhat as a fan base and also is starting to realize Trevor Lawrence ain't it. No. If he was it we would have seen more of him by now. And he's another guy that's injured a lot. Well this time was a dirty play. Oh god yeah. Poor guy. Yeah that guy should have been prosecuted. Yeah I would have sworn out criminal charges against him. I would have. But yeah I think Trevor Lawrence. Oh the Texan. Yeah.
Yep. Yep. The one that are complaining about. Al Shire was the guy who hit him. Yeah. Complaining about everything but. Oh what about Al Shire and the obviously dirty hit that put Trevor Lawrence out. Yeah like I said before last week they were warned. They were warned. They know they were and they still did dirty shit. Yep. So and they were called. That's what the coaches are teaching him to do apparently. Yeah so you know the Texan's they can shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. So. All right I got a couple of questions and then that'll be it. OK. If Andy Reid wasn't the chief's coach. Yeah. Could anyone besides him get her life have as much success as he had. Wow. Good question.
It's going to have to be somebody with a real quarterback mind. Maybe Bill Walsh. Yeah I think Bill Walsh I didn't think of that but I was thinking Don Shula. Don Shula probably yeah. Yeah he would have to turn over the defense completely to spags because those Don Shula teams. No he didn't care about it. No they just relied on outscoring you. He actually thought they're going to outgun everybody but that didn't happen because when you get to that level defense is going to get you. Yeah.
Yeah Don Shula Bill Walsh. Wow Dan Coryell. Dan Coryell would have been one. Yeah. Yes. These former San Diego Chargers and Eric Coryell with Dan Fowles. I've got a slightly other question. Would Marty Schottenheimer won a couple of Super Bowls with Mahomes. No. No he would have done something to screw it up. Because he did that while he was head coaching.
He would swap out quarterbacks just on a whim or a panic or something. Yeah he didn't really know how to use quarterbacks all that well. Yeah. He was a linebacker wasn't he. Yeah. Yeah it shows. I remember the Cowboys defense of the 70s was called the flex defense. It was bend but don't break. Yeah.
Give up the three yards the five yards the ten yards here and there. But don't give up the touchdown. And just rely on the team to you know eventually they're going to make a mistake they can't sustain a drive.
Mark Schottenheimer can't around the can't. Let me start again. Schottenheimer kind of ran the Chiefs offense like that. It's let's just do some safe plays and try to bet together a long drive and eventually get there. Yeah. And then count on our defense to stop the other team.
That was one point where we could win unless the defense put up seven. Yeah. They counted on the defense wearing out the other team's offense and then our offense wearing out the other team's defense. Vince Lombardi.
Oh possibility.
He might have been able to have success. I don't know if as much success because the game. The game has changed so much but.
Those old Packers teams did have some good wide receivers. They did. And they did have Bart Starr who could fling the ball down and feel pretty well. Yeah. Could have been Vince Lombardi. Could have been.
Okay. Interesting. Other than that I don't think there's anybody and I'm not even convinced on the ones we said could do it. Yeah. So is Skip Tart Bayless ballist probably wearing a nightgown right now crying over a Joey Burrow picture. Yeah I could see that.
He is. Probably some. He's probably wearing some like shiny pink teddy. Yeah. With crotchless panties.
Crying and weeping. Yes. Joey should have been in there but those nasty chiefs.
He's stuffing his manhood into a blender. Which isn't much. His micro penis allegedly. Oh no look at that lawsuit he's up. Supposedly. Hey Skip that looks just like a penis only smaller.
Okay let's see should Troy Aikman be fine for what he said. Yes. I think so too. I'm personally I'm all for a little truth. But realistically.
He made a mistake opening his mouth and going contrary to the narrative of the game. Yes he did. Yeah it's not really what the network and the NFL wants is for him to be expressing controversial opinions. And it's not his place.
No no they want him to reaffirm and go along with everything that is planned out and beneficial for the game and all that. He's supposed to be the yes man.
All the announcers are relentlessly positive. Everyone's a great player. It's a great organization. Oh this coach is so wonderful. But no one's ever you know bad or poor or makes a mistake.
And then all of a sudden Troy comes out and says you know they got this wrong. Yeah that's just wrong. Yeah that was really jarring. I mean 20 years ago you'd hear announcers doing that but anymore it's all party line dude. Party line.
Well yeah he overstepped it and I think he needed to be fine to show that he needed to stop doing that. Okay moving along we both agree with that. Yeah. Will the 49ers rebound next season?
I don't see it. I don't either. I think they're runs over. They need to move on from the party. And party. Yeah and McCaffrey definitely.
Offensively they've got some good weapons defensively they got some good weapons but they're going to have to find a new quarterback and then build the team around what that quarterback can do.
It's going to take them a few years. Their division isn't all that strong. Cardinals, Seahawks and Rams. Yeah I agree. You know they could get there by default. Yeah they could back into a few playoff games along the way but I think it's going to take a couple years.
Seeing them in the Super Bowl? I don't think so. And I don't know if Kyle Shanahan is the guy to do it anyhow. Good point. Okay should all the Pro Bowl players that have been elected that aren't injured but you know what forget that question they're all going to say they're injured.
That's true. So they'd be forced to play in the Pro Bowl but you know what they're all going to say they're injured so forget it. That's what happens all the time. But you know that it is not unusual for a business to say to their employees you're required to show up for this public event and be seen.
I can see the NFL saying if you're elected to the Pro Bowl you need to be actually hospitalized or infectious or something. Otherwise we expect you to be there to meet the fans, sign autographs and sell merchandise.
Yeah you know I think that you know we have to do stuff for our job. Well you did and I do. I have to do stuff that's a little extraordinary but you know it's part of what I have to do so yeah. Yeah I can definitely see the NFL requiring that.
Yeah yeah so I could do it. Okay so the final one percentage wise how far off are the Ravens, the Texans, everyone is in the playoffs in the AFC. The Steelers, the Broncos and the Chargers. The Ravens I would say they are probably 40% off of winning.
Yeah yeah it's like they've got most of the tools they need they're just not using them right. That's one thing. And then they've got to have that relentless drive. Quit turning the ball over. Yes.
As a matter of fact I saw one with Lamar Jackson like you know you see that Prescott and he's baking some apple turnovers and he goes turnovers anyone? Let's see bills are like I'd say 85% of the way there. Yes. Yep.
Chargers I'd put at about 50%. Me too. Texans I would have said 50% and I'm reducing it about 30%. Me too. Because they got too many whiners and complainers and non-team players. Yeah.
They picked the wrong people like Stephon Diggs and Joe Mixon to come to their team. That's probably why the Bengals and the Bills let these guys go. Yeah. Yeah.
They could try to recite them. What about the Steelers? I'd say Steelers about 60% of the way there. I think they're ahead of the Chargers and the Texans. They need a quarterback that is more like that guy. Yeah.
Even an Alex Smith kind of quarterback who's an exceptional game manager that would really help the Steelers right now. Tomlin could take them a long ways with that. Maybe not win it but he could give them a couple of championship games with a game manager like Alex Smith. He's that good.
Yeah. And realistically I give Tomlin only two more years if he doesn't make a serious playoff run. I agree too. Even though he's had so much success there and he's such a great head coach it's like what have you done for us lately?
There's something about his demeanor now that isn't the same. And it looks to me like he's a guy that's tired and just like you know what man I have nothing to prove.
You're right. Now that you mention that I'm thinking about he doesn't show the passion on the sideline that he used to. I could be completely wrong but it looks to me like he's just kind of like a little bit of burnout. Yeah.
I think he wants to join a heavy metal band.
That was his real passion in life. Yeah. Maybe Anvil. Anvil and Mike Tomlin.
Anvil was born dead. Have you ever heard that song? It's so fucking cheesy. I think I have. Yeah. And he comes out there waving the dildo around. Yeah.
It's like dude that's why your band didn't make it. Exactly. Stupid gimmick.
Let's see. Broncos. That's right. Broncos I'd say another one's about 60 percent 65. I put them right with the right with the Steelers. We are identical on all of that. Oh wow.
Oh the bills I gave 90 percent you gave him 85. That's the only one. Yeah. So that's the only one we differed on everything else. Exactly the same. Nice.
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