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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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Coming at you from the home of the Super Bowl bound Kansas City Chiefs. That's right. The Super Bowl bound Kansas City Chiefs.

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The one that would not make it past the first fucking round of the playoffs. Yeah, that one, Rex Ryan. That one, Skip Tard. Fuck you both. You guys are idiots.

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Anyhow, Rob, how are you doing today?

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I'm doing good.

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Good.

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My cheese one.

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Yeah, that was a great game too, wasn't it? It was everything.

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It's a typical cheese game. It's a nail biter.

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Yeah, that's the way they play. They don't want to blow people out like Billy did.

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No, no, no, no.

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But I guarantee you they will play right along with Billy.

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Yeah, when it comes to winning and closing a game, the Chiefs are one of the best, if not the best ever.

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If you are down to one score, you better watch out. The Chiefs are going to catch you.

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The only way you can beat them is like what Buffalo did during the regular season.

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And that's get a couple of scores up with like a minute left.

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Other than that, you better watch out. They're going to come back and they're going to get you. And that's just all there is to it.

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And that is a mark of great coaching. It's a mark of skilled players.

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It's a mark of people that are still hungry and they're still hungry. They want that three-peat.

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So Rob, I ask you this. What does Josh Allen, Joey Burrow, and Lamar Jackson all have in common?

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They sent the right kickers to the Super Bowl.

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That's a good one. They are all Pro Bowl eligible now. Thank you. Thanks to Kansas City.

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Kansas City had a hand in all of these guys.

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Yeah, yeah. They got to play this weekend.

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Yeah, yeah, yep. And the world weeps. And we know it. And we love it.

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So eat a bowl of ship flakes unsweetened with a fork. World.

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The Chiefs are back in it. Fucking deal with it. Sack up. Look in the mirror and go,

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I am good enough. I'm strong enough and I can handle another Chiefs victory. And there you go.

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Sorry we've warned you for a long time we are a Chiefs fan.

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Yes, and we're very sore winners. We will remember.

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So the Kansas City Chiefs are once again Super Bowl bound. They're making a run on history.

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If they three-peat with a Super Bowl win, we will be the first team ever to do that.

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Which is really cool because then you're in the argument for greatest team ever.

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And then you're in the argument for greatest quarterback ever.

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Then you're in the argument for greatest coach ever.

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Then you're in the argument for greatest high end ever.

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I mean this whole thing here is just, it is, I just...

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One game. One game. Says it all.

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Yes. And they're not overlooking them. I can guarantee that. They overlook nobody.

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So...

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They're going for the three-peat. They want to win.

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You know I am just so happy because my dad didn't get to witness this.

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My brother didn't get to witness this.

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That we are around to witness this history and such things going on in our town.

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It's just, it's magical. Is it not?

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Oh there's shit going on down here at the lake man.

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Oh people are ecstatic everywhere.

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Oh yeah. Everywhere.

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And I learned to... This is weird and I'm going to ask you about this too Rob.

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I learned to embrace my uneasiness. My uneasy energy.

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My being on pins and needles the couple of days before and then especially right before kickoff.

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You know it's like an easy, it's like a nervous energy that you can't get rid of.

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I've learned to embrace it. It's like look, this is going to be cool.

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Whether the Chiefs win or not, this is going to be an epic game. And it was.

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And we always know if the Chiefs are involved it's going to be an epic game.

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And usually we are on top.

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So that nervous energy this time, and I mean actually it's happened for about a year now.

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That nervous energy, I kind of like now. What about you?

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Yeah I do too. And I used to hate that nervous energy. I was like, oh no now man.

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If they lose it's not going to be by much.

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And did they win that one?

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They beat San Fran two times and they beat the Eagles once.

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So this is interesting how this is panning out.

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So if they beat the Eagles they're probably also going to be the first team to beat two of the same teams in Super Bowls.

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You see what I'm saying? A pair of twos. Yeah.

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Then what I think we need to do, we need to shake up the conferences.

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Well the conferences are getting shook up. Do you see who the Raiders hired?

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I want Buffalo in the NFC. I want Buffalo in KC and San Francisco.

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I love that idea. Because then Buffalo can make it to a Super Bowl because Josh Allen so deserves to be in one.

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I mean think about it. The divisional game is one of the highest rated games on TV and it's been Kansas City and Buffalo.

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Let's get them to the big one now.

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Yeah, everybody agrees. They knew that this was the game of games.

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Everybody I talked to is like, man I can't wait. Whether you wanted the Chiefs to win, lose, or didn't care.

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You were watching this game because you knew it was Allen and Mahomes. The two best by clear.

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It was an awesome game. Every time.

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It was everything it was built up to be and probably even a little bit more.

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I mean the look on Josh Allen's face was really, I mean I like the guy. He is a fantastic dude.

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Oh yeah, I do.

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How can you not like the guy? Mahomes loves him. He's best friends with Mahomes. Great friends with Kelsey.

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Him and Andy Reader, Chummie, McDermott and Andy Reader friends.

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You know the thing is, is this right here. You hate to see those guys lose and that's what Mahomes said too.

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Mahomes said I really hate that it had to be us to do that because he likes Josh a lot. They're really good friends.

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And I get that. It's like why couldn't it be Baltimore again? Well they beat him last year too. They beat the Bills.

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You know the only thing that the Bills are guilty of is being in the same conference as the Chiefs.

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And I forgot who said.

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We're going to be hitting the big game man. I think yeah that would sell big.

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I think it might have been Stephen A that said this. I'm not for sure.

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But said that there are going to be a lot of quarterbacks in this era that will not get rings that should have gotten rings because of Mahomes.

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I think if there wasn't Mahomes in there they were good enough to get there and get to the Super Bowl.

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And if Mahomes wasn't there they wouldn't meet Mahomes in the Super Bowl.

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The only guy to get by on Mahomes is Brady and Brady is right now the all time best ever as of right now.

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And that and Andy Ritz and all that shit. And we didn't have any front line. The offensive line was decimated.

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But anyhow no one else has seen got over him on him so far.

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But one one time though Cincinnati did not beat us.

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Mahomes took the team on his back and he threw an interception by mistake of course.

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And that's the only time in Cincinnati did that one time.

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And you you talk to them and you think that they're the ones that won two Super Bowls and went to five of them or three Super Bowls.

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You know they really have an inflated view of themselves that's not realistic.

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They're not nearly as good as they think they are.

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And the way that and they want someone else to help them out getting into the playoffs is absurd.

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Why in the world would we give one ounce of shit if they make the playoffs right now.

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Sorry we're saying I heard you're still listening.

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I heard from someone she still listens.

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I hope. I hope.

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Yeah. So yeah Ruthann.

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Well we both know it's only for me.

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Yeah I know. No she probably mutes my parts.

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Which makes me feel really good.

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So I'm in a dilemma Rob.

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My Mahomes jersey.

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My Mahomes jersey the one that we've been winning on desperately needs a washing.

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But we've been on a tear since it's been done.

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Do not. Do not. Do not.

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I should just ride it out shouldn't I?

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Ride out. One more game. One more game.

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But we might go out for the Super Bowl. Do I just go in bed?

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I have never washed mine.

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Okay so I just go out stinking and fuck everybody.

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Okay. Alright.

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That's the good luck charm man. You do it we're going to lose.

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You're right. I'm going to have to wear it.

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I believe in it. I believe in it.

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My fucking ketchup stains. My buffalo sauce.

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That's the lame way to go sports.

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Yeah. Yeah you're right.

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So and the other thing is this right here.

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The very first Super Bowl that we won under the Mahomes era.

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The 2021.

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And every time I was we were at a friend's house.

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And anyhow luckily he's pretty affluent because I could I had a big screen there in the kitchen where I could watch it.

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But this is the truth.

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I would be there sitting in the living room with everybody.

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And the chiefs would be doing horrible.

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Because that game I mean they were behind most of that game of the first Super Bowl right.

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San Francisco looked like they were kicking their ass.

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And they kind of were at first.

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And Mahomes just couldn't get it on track.

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Every time I go to the kitchen we'd score a touchdown or get a fumble recovery.

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So the last time we got fumble recovery I go into the living room and everyone says get back in the fucking kitchen right now.

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So I did.

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But like I said luckily the guy had a huge big screen in the kitchen.

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So against Philadelphia we were behind by 10.

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They're right before halftime.

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My friend Orrin I told Orrin about it at work.

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And Orrin sends me a text.

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Get in the fucking kitchen.

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Anyhow so that's another one too.

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And then the only time we lost the Super Bowl I could not get to a kitchen because of where we were.

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And they lost.

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You know there's two things.

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We probably won't go out because of that.

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Probably stay at home.

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You know there's two things.

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A dirty Mahomes jersey.

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And go into the kitchen when things get bad.

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So am I going to have the TV in the kitchen?

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You're fucking right I am.

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If not you got your phone brother.

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Yeah you know what?

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Yeah I love watching it on the phone.

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I do it all the time.

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You don't watch it on your phone.

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Never in the world when I was a youngster would I have ever dreamed that you'd have a TV on your phone.

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And your phone didn't have to be attached to a wall that's attached to a telephone pole and going through a wire.

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I would have never.

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Tell me about it.

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Yeah isn't it crazy.

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I got DirecTV streaming.

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Although you know I was a Jetsons fan.

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Yeah we have a question about that.

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Yes we do.

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So anyhow well.

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May I have the floor for a few minutes.

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You may have the floor Rob.

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Okay and with your permission can I go into Music Creeps.

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Absolutely we love you on Music Creeps dude.

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We just wish you could align with you so you could join us but it doesn't.

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Yeah well I'm busy cutting steel while you guys are.

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Dicking off at the city market.

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Yeah you're sitting having coffee.

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A beard little slap ass in and skipping around the maypole.

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I'd rather take my body weight and steel.

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Yes well we'll skip you around the maypole.

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Go ahead I'm sorry.

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No actually I'm surprised I did not wake you and Topher up about 6 15 6 30 this morning.

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I did have to get up and take a piss and scratch my nuts.

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Maybe it was during that.

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You think?

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Well I was listening to the last episode of Music Creeps.

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And you guys came to go for a while so I only got like half of it in this morning.

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Yeah we can't shut up.

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The best part was the fist fight songs.

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I love that segment. Love it.

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Dude I loved it too. I loved it too.

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But the whole time that's why I'm saying I'm surprised I did not wake you guys up two and a half hours away.

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Because I was screaming at you guys and answering.

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Please please go ahead.

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For a while.

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But but but I do have to say.

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Thank you Topher.

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Topher brought mine out.

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Thank you Topher.

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Gator country.

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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That's a good one.

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Well you know me Mark.

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I go country to whatever.

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You are very musically rounded.

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You know me with my southern rock.

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Yeah that I was screaming Gator country you guys.

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From 615 to 630.

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Until Topher finally brought out. So thank you Topher.

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Yeah cool he did.

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I do have to add my number one.

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Oh please do.

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There's a dog by Nassau.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah that.

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I do not have the music to play for everybody like Topher did.

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I'm kind of embarrassed we didn't think of that Rob.

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I am too honest.

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Well you think about the Guns N' Roses version.

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Could you do that one too or does it have to be Nazareth.

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No it has to be Nazareth.

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Okay all right.

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Yeah.

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You know me I like the original.

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Well the Nazareth one to me sounds better.

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Guns N' Roses did a great job covering it.

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Don't get me wrong.

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But they didn't change the song any.

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If they changed the song some maybe I'd be a little bit more fond of it.

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But I mean the original is just fine.

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So I stick with that.

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So wow.

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I really enjoyed that segment.

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I really did.

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Yeah we're going to do that more.

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And I'll tell you what we won't do that this time because we're going to be at the city market.

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But whenever we're at the no filter studio to where we can play.

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Actually no no no.

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You know what.

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We can do it out there and we might.

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I'll tell you what.

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Well you're not going to have time.

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Just send me when you get a chance.

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Send me your songs during a fist fight in your head.

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And I'm pretty sure we're going to be doing this segment regularly.

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The next time we do it we will include yours.

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And I'll try to give you a little heads up next time.

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A few days.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So that's the way we were doing it.

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But then we had holiday break and things happened.

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So we get back.

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We all had health things going on in our families at the same time.

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All of us.

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So we didn't have a chance to do what we wanted to and call you from the city market and have you join in.

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Right. Right.

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So we're just going to keep like we have been doing and have Rob chime in via a list.

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And it's been working great.

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So.

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And maybe someday we can arrange a special one maybe.

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You talk to Topher.

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We'll find out.

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You know what.

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On one of my days off we can do one.

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I can guarantee you we can do that.

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I can guarantee you we can do that.

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I already talked to Topher about it.

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I can do three way three way calling right here.

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All right.

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We could do it like you and I do it after work.

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We could take one night and do a special music group.

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I'm telling you you guys take music groups further than I could.

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You know what I mean.

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You guys talk technical stuff.

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But I'll be right there.

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No no no no.

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What you know is fine.

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What you know is fine.

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Right.

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The music.

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Like I said.

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One of my favorites is Southern Rock.

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And there's a lot of Southern Rock.

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Can you think of an Allman Brothers or something like that maybe.

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Oh yeah yeah I could have.

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But.

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Even.

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Since 1530 I'm screaming gator traction.

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Yeah that's cool.

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Yeah we're good.

328
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Which also leads me into another music group subject.

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Okay.

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At work.

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People learn you never know what's coming out of my speaker.

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Uh huh.

333
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I listen to all kinds of music.

334
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Uh huh.

335
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Country.

336
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Well Southern Rock definitely.

337
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Uh huh.

338
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Rock heavy metal.

339
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You know I listen to it all.

340
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Yeah yeah.

341
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I've been kind of catching attention to Lee Wilder's music.

342
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Yeah.

343
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I hit him up earlier.

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Me and him were starting a support group.

345
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Okay.

346
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It's for people that are musically bipolar.

347
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Oh there's a lot of people like that.

348
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I know I think I know where you're going with this but keep going.

349
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No just today okay.

350
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Uh huh.

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Early in the morning.

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I walked by his area.

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He was jamming to Five Figure that much.

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Do you remember which song it was?

355
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No I don't.

356
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It was one of the harder.

357
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Yeah it was.

358
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Okay okay.

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I said that.

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You know why I said that.

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Well I went back to my station and wrote it down because I was working on this.

362
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Cool.

363
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Because I noticed his music.

364
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Well it was funny later in the afternoon.

365
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I go walking by.

366
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He's listening to Eddie Rabbit driving my life away.

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Okay.

368
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Wow Five Finger Death Punch.

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I just kept walking and I started laughing and I waited for him to come up to the bender

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where they bend the rails and stuff to come into the town and you know to make the frame

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of the trailer.

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And I caught him.

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I just walked up to him.

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I said dude me and you need to start a support group.

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He goes what?

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I told him I said dude this morning you were listening to Five Finger Death Punch.

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A while ago you were listening to Eddie Rabbit.

378
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You and me are a lot alike.

379
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We listen to all kinds of music.

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He goes yeah I do and he was laughing.

381
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Yeah.

382
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Yeah.

383
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Hey it does allow us to listen to all kinds of music.

384
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Need a support group.

385
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We really do.

386
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Yeah no I would agree.

387
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I like a little bit of everything and I can listen to a little bit of everything.

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I have my mainstay which is hard rock.

389
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It's not even metal really.

390
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I'm more of a hard rock guy and I tend to like a lot of the classic harder stuff.

391
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You know with Ozzy and stuff like that mixed in.

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I have newer artists that I like too.

393
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But you know what I mean but I like a little bit of everything too.

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I listen to everything.

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Variety is the spice of what we know is life.

396
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So there you go.

397
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Well should we take our first break and I want to come back with some emails which is going to go to our list.

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Sound good?

399
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Yeah sounds great.

400
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Sounds great.

401
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And then I got to ask you something about the podcast.

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Remind me if I forget.

403
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All right brother.

404
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All right.

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We'll be right back.

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Harambe used to listen to our original show Two Dipchats and Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone Live from in America.

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Actually we're not live when this drops but we're live right now right Rob?

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Yeah I'm live and breathing.

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I'm live too so there you go it's live.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

459
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Alright.

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Anyhow Kansas City here.

461
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I just want to say something.

462
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I don't know if you're going to hear it through the break or not but I started laughing.

463
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I had to put you on mute because I heard Val yelling at one of the dogs.

464
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Oh yeah yeah Cookie the old Chihuahua.

465
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She's 17 years old and sometimes she tends to wail.

466
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I heard Val yell, come here.

467
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I think she's trying to wander into the podcast.

468
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Cookie is somewhat blind.

469
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She don't want him to learn bad habits.

470
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Yeah well Cookie is somewhat blind.

471
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Val don't even listen to us.

472
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Oh no no no no.

473
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Nope too classy.

474
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Not our garbage.

475
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Well let's go into some emails but yeah you did catch that.

476
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I was wondering how loud that was.

477
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So yeah okay.

478
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Well Cookie whenever you're moving a little bit like if I'm doing this podcast.

479
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Like I said she's kind of blind.

480
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Not all the way.

481
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But she thinks you're eating something when you're moving a little bit.

482
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And she starts barking at you because she wants some food.

483
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So if she would have wandered in here we would have had a Cookie guest star.

484
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But she didn't.

485
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So anyhow Val cut her off at the pass.

486
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I got Blacky and Paulus but they're quiet.

487
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Oh yeah.

488
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Yeah that's cool.

489
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How are the dogs doing? Are they doing alright?

490
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Oh they're doing great man. They're doing great.

491
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Good and if anyone doesn't know these are his dogs.

492
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Blacky was a perfect fit here. It was a perfect home for him.

493
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
That's cool.

494
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I get him out walking when weather permits.

495
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:27,000
He's like a lot of us old men. He doesn't like the cold weather.

496
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Oh yeah.

497
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Well it's supposed to be 50 degrees up here tomorrow.

498
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
So Topher and I are going down to the city market.

499
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
People will probably be out.

500
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000
And we're going to try to gauge people's reactions of the Super Bowl coming up.

501
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Yeah it's supposed to be like that all week.

502
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I know.

503
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000
That first warm up after that crazy cold shit.

504
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000
It just feels so good doesn't it?

505
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Oh we still have areas of ice and snow down there.

506
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
We do too. It's going.

507
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,000
It's where the sun don't hit and melt.

508
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It got really thick.

509
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Yeah.

510
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Yeah.

511
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Alright well let's go into emails.

512
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Let's do that.

513
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Finally a good one. I've been telling the hate ones which we love.

514
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000
But listen to this and I really like it. It's very nice.

515
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Mark you're sounding fantastic.

516
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Rob is doing well too.

517
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
You really are putting together a great podcast.

518
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
It really has been fun listening to you progress.

519
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Keep up the good work.

520
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
I'm also happy Topher is back in the mix.

521
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Bill Mason. He doesn't say where he's from.

522
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Bill Mason thank you.

523
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
What do you think Rob?

524
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Thank you Bill. Thank you Bill.

525
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I also agree with him.

526
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000
I mean you listened to our podcast a year ago and now.

527
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
It takes time.

528
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
It takes time yeah.

529
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
It is totally different yeah.

530
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Yeah so it's nice to get a little pat on the back every now and then.

531
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Instead of you're an idiot or you sound like shit or whatever.

532
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,000
You know it's nice whenever someone breaks you off a little compliment.

533
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Well I for one am a different person than I was a year ago.

534
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
You know we constantly change and evolve.

535
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Yeah. Yeah.

536
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah I think somewhat for me too.

537
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I mean we always change.

538
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Things happen that make us different.

539
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Well you know the work I've done on myself.

540
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yeah and you are making a lot of progress and you are really.

541
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
And it's helping on the podcast.

542
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
It is. It is because you can.

543
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
I'm more focused.

544
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
And you can hear a definite difference in your tone.

545
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Your attitude. Everything.

546
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
So yeah.

547
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,000
It's not my fault we do it from 8 to 9.30 at night.

548
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000
No it's the only time we do it yeah.

549
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,000
So OK next one what days are the days the Douchebags podcast drops.

550
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Many in Oklahoma City.

551
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Many.

552
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,000
OK generally it depends sometimes I have stuff going on and I can't edit it.

553
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,000
But generally the Douchebag podcast usually will be the next day.

554
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000
So right now we plan on doing Sundays and Tuesdays.

555
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
So Mondays and Wednesdays should be the Douchebags.

556
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
And then usually Thursday when I.

557
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Oh go ahead what.

558
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
But right now we're at Monday.

559
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
We're going to do it two nights in a row.

560
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
We did last night for the Chiefs Day.

561
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000
We're doing it Monday night and Tuesday night this week.

562
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Yeah yeah.

563
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
So we plan on normally doing it Sunday night.

564
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:54,000
And yeah you're right. Sunday and Tuesday.

565
00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:00,000
And then Tuesday I usually do about four or five hours of podcasting.

566
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
And that's Topher and I do the music creeps.

567
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
And we also do the sports bastards.

568
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
The sports bastard is wrapping up though because we only do NFL.

569
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
We don't give a shit about any other sport.

570
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
So there you go.

571
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000
So maybe.

572
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Let me think about it.

573
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Let me check my schedule.

574
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
We may throw in another.

575
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
OK.

576
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
All right.

577
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
That'd be cool.

578
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
You know me.

579
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I do my mode.

580
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I try to do my mode.

581
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Oh no you do excellent dude.

582
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
So yeah yeah you know what.

583
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
You might get extra months but generally OK.

584
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
So let's see.

585
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
We'll check schedules.

586
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Yeah.

587
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Monday Wednesdays and probably Thursday and Fridays are the days you're going to get a podcast dropped.

588
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
And that's it.

589
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
It's going to fluctuate.

590
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
I don't always have time to get right to them.

591
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
But you know this is a hobby.

592
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
This is not a living.

593
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
So that's what you get.

594
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Also I don't know what you would tell her that.

595
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Yeah that's another thing too.

596
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And if maybe.

597
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Yeah.

598
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Well we might do it anyway.

599
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I might.

600
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
We might bump it up three weeks.

601
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Yeah we could.

602
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
We've been known to do that.

603
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Yeah.

604
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
So yeah so yeah you know what.

605
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Stay tuned.

606
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
We're going to have a lot of other stuff coming up.

607
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000
But when the sports bastards drop off we will find something else to chatter about.

608
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Trust me.

609
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:36,000
So it might just be a free for all kind of like douchebags but maybe in a little bit different.

610
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Maybe bringing you like stories about advancements or so you know.

611
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Yeah.

612
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
But you know what we're still working on that.

613
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,000
You and Topher are bringing a whole new realm to it than you and me do.

614
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Yeah you and I like to chit chat about all different kinds of shit.

615
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Topher and I like to aim our energy at certain things.

616
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,000
So yeah and you guys are more rounded than I am.

617
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Yeah but you are perfect for this podcast.

618
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
And Topher is perfect for those.

619
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
So it works out.

620
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah I know.

621
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Yeah.

622
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
I love the three of us together.

623
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I really do.

624
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Yeah I do too.

625
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Very much so.

626
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Alright.

627
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Alright.

628
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Hey guys.

629
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Ricky in Dodge City Kansas here.

630
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
You don't have to mention me every show either.

631
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,000
But thanks for doing it.

632
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Here we go.

633
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000
You want to do Ricky one last time?

634
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Hi Ricky.

635
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Hi Ricky.

636
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Alright there you go.

637
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000
We're off the hook of all of them now.

638
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000
So and no one else right in.

639
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,000
That don't mean we can't.

640
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
We can't.

641
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
We reserve the right to go back to it anytime we want.

642
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
So there we go.

643
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Dodge City.

644
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Yep.

645
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yep.

646
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Because we love Dodge City.

647
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
So I think the whole town listens.

648
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I mean so.

649
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Alright.

650
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Honestly Dodge City is our new Montrose.

651
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Yes it's our new Montrose.

652
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Montrose let us down because their power plant was knocked down and was demolished.

653
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
And we're still hurt over the deception guys.

654
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
We were really hurt.

655
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Yeah.

656
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Yeah.

657
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
And all Dodge City asked out of us is to hear more of us.

658
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Yeah.

659
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Yeah.

660
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
They're not asking to go out looking for car parts.

661
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Yeah that's right.

662
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Oh man.

663
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Montrose you guys are consumers.

664
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
All you do is take.

665
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Dodge City gives us love.

666
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000
They don't want anything except a podcast.

667
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Shut up.

668
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:50,000
So Montrose you want to get back on a good sound you know good footing here?

669
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Get back to us.

670
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Yeah that's right.

671
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
So.

672
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Get back to us.

673
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Yep and tightwad.

674
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Let's start making your case.

675
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Yes that's right.

676
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
And leave tightwad alone.

677
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
They've done nothing to you.

678
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Okay right.

679
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Right.

680
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I still talk to a few in tightwad.

681
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Yeah so there Montrose you guys are the only ones being iced out.

682
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
So there you go.

683
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Rob will you ever be on the music creeps?

684
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
I would love to hear your input.

685
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Ross and Overland Park.

686
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
We I think we covered.

687
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Like we said we're trying to work on that.

688
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Yep.

689
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Yeah we covered that and it's the same as when we covered it a few minutes ago.

690
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

691
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
So yeah it's yeah gotcha.

692
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,000
There will be special one-offs that we do with the music creeps with all three of us.

693
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
And then there's going to be the regular show.

694
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:50,000
And the reason we don't do the three at once is because when you have three people that you can't see each other.

695
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,000
And their facial expressions and all that it's really hard to do a podcast that is civil.

696
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
And I don't mean by people fighting.

697
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
I mean by listening to it you know like.

698
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000
You can read the room when you're all together and know when to shut up and let someone else talk.

699
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:10,000
But when you're all three of you are trying to talk it gets a little confusing.

700
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000
So that's why we don't do it all the time is because it's simply it wouldn't sound as good.

701
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:21,000
But we can do this here and there and you know when we try to do the best we can to not step on each other.

702
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:27,000
So yeah which actually kind of shows you how I've grown.

703
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Because that's how we do this show.

704
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Actually you and me both.

705
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Yes.

706
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
That's how that's how we do two do's back.

707
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
We don't see each other.

708
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
We don't know when to talk.

709
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
We don't know when somebody's moving their mouth or not.

710
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
You know.

711
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
No I know and we kind of learn to do it.

712
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Yeah we kind of learn to where we kind of read our.

713
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
I read your inflection in your voice and you read mine.

714
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Yeah.

715
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,000
And you can tell when something's coming up and whenever someone's like going OK go ahead.

716
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
So I try my best.

717
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I try my best.

718
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
We both do because I have problems with it too when I can't see you so.

719
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yeah.

720
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
All right.

721
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Well the next one is the final one and this is the one that Ronnie and Tulsa.

722
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Awesome Tulsa King.

723
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Yes.

724
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Hey guys how about naming your top seven favorite cartoon characters of all time.

725
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Top seven Ronnie and Tulsa.

726
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I got mine too.

727
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,000
So go ahead Rob.

728
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
OK.

729
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Just telling you.

730
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Just telling you Ronnie.

731
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I had a tough hard time on number seven.

732
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I had a tie but I'm breaking the tie.

733
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I'm sticking one.

734
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
OK.

735
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Great babe.

736
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Oh.

737
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
I forgot all about him.

738
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
That's a good one.

739
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Great babe.

740
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Great babe.

741
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Great babe.

742
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I love great babe man.

743
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Oh yeah.

744
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
It was cool.

745
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Yep.

746
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Very cool.

747
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
OK.

748
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:17,000
And then on my list we get into the cartoon dog battle.

749
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,000
OK.

750
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
My number six goes to Astro from the Jetsons.

751
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Oh yeah.

752
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I should have picked Astro.

753
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I picked someone else from.

754
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
No actually I took him off the list.

755
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
I took him off the list.

756
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Forget it.

757
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Go ahead.

758
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Yeah.

759
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,000
I'm just going to say sorry Scooby.

760
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
No Astro was cooler than Scooby.

761
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I'm sorry.

762
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,000
OK.

763
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Then number five.

764
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Whack Whack.

765
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
OK.

766
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Which one?

767
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
My favorite dog.

768
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
OK.

769
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Goes to Daffy.

770
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I'm glad you said that.

771
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Daffy is the best.

772
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Daffy.

773
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Yep.

774
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Yes.

775
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
He's suffering from flash.

776
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000
He's awesome.

777
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
OK.

778
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Then my number four.

779
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Hong Kong Fooey.

780
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Oh gosh.

781
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
I forgot about that one too.

782
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Yeah.

783
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Hong Kong Fooey.

784
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
That was great.

785
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I remember Saturday Mourning.

786
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Oh dude.

787
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I love it.

788
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
OK.

789
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
That would be my number one dog.

790
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
OK.

791
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
All right.

792
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Yeah.

793
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Yeah.

794
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Hong Kong.

795
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
OK.

796
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Astro is my number two dog.

797
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
OK.

798
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
I get that.

799
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I think that's a great pick.

800
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Number three.

801
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Speed Racer.

802
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Oh.

803
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Damn it.

804
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Damn it.

805
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
You see I would want Racer X.

806
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Speed Racer.

807
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
You got a fast car.

808
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
You got a hot chick.

809
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Yep.

810
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
You know.

811
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I would want Racer X.

812
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
But Speed Racer is great.

813
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
When Racer X called and shot.

814
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
He would show up and help him.

815
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Yeah.

816
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Yeah.

817
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
But man you can't go wrong with Speed Racer.

818
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Trixie.

819
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Was that her name?

820
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Yeah.

821
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
The hot chick.

822
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Yeah.

823
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Trixie.

824
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah.

825
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
What was the monkey's name?

826
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000
They made an actual movie about it.

827
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Oh OK.

828
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
What was the monkey's name?

829
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
I forgot.

830
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Oh shit.

831
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
I can't remember.

832
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Yeah.

833
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
I'll look it up later.

834
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000
He could have been on the list too.

835
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Oh yeah.

836
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
I forgot all about this.

837
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
So damn it.

838
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Speed Racer.

839
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Racer X would have made my list.

840
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000
But I'm not going to change it.

841
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
I'm going to go with what I got.

842
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000
So anyhow go ahead.

843
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
OK.

844
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Number two.

845
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Captain Kate Man.

846
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Oh shit.

847
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Man.

848
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Fucking awesome dude.

849
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Yeah.

850
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Captain Kate Man was awesome with that club.

851
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Oh dude yes.

852
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Oh gosh.

853
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
You were just wild.

854
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I loved it.

855
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Yeah.

856
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
That was great.

857
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
OK.

858
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Number one.

859
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Number one.

860
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
OK.

861
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Underdog.

862
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Oh yeah.

863
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Yep.

864
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Underdog is great.

865
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I love Simon Bar-Sinister.

866
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Remember him?

867
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Yes.

868
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yes.

869
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Yes.

870
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Yeah.

871
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
But oh man.

872
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah.

873
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I was underdog.

874
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Underdog was awesome.

875
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Underdog got a hold of Polly.

876
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah.

877
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Polly Purebred.

878
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Yeah.

879
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
She was hot.

880
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
For a dog she was hot.

881
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Yes she was.

882
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000
What was his catchphrase?

883
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Something never fear.

884
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Never fear.

885
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Underdog is here.

886
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah.

887
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
That was it.

888
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Yeah.

889
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Actually I left MeTV tunes on for the kids today.

890
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
OK.

891
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Wow.

892
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
MeTV tunes is fucking awesome dude.

893
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
All right.

894
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Have you noticed I'm more of a Hanna-Barbera fan.

895
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Hanna-Barbera was the best.

896
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Warner Brothers was really good too but Hanna-Barbera was the best.

897
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
I agree.

898
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
And I almost went to Go-Go Gophers.

899
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
That's Hanna-Barbera.

900
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Do you remember those?

901
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Oh hell yeah.

902
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Well they're on Underdog.

903
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
They are.

904
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah.

905
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
They're the second area.

906
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Go-Go Gophers was part of Underdog.

907
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Yeah.

908
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
They were the second area.

909
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Oh dude I forgot about the Gophers.

910
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I almost picked them but I didn't.

911
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
So yeah Go-Go Gophers man.

912
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
That was fucking great.

913
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Remember the song too?

914
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Go-Go Gophers.

915
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Oh hell yeah.

916
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Yeah.

917
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
What was the other one?

918
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
The Indian Chief.

919
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Geez I think that's on Underdog too.

920
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Oh yes.

921
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Yes.

922
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000
He came on after Go-Go Gophers.

923
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Yeah yeah.

924
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Smoke in the pipe.

925
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Yeah.

926
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Geez I'm going to have to look this up.

927
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Shit.

928
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I won't remember right now.

929
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I'll remember later.

930
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I'll wake up before in the morning with the name.

931
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
That's it.

932
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
But anyhow.

933
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Alright so my number seven I should have checked this out better.

934
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
I apologize.

935
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:35,000
But my number seven is none other than Michigan J. Frog.

936
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Oh dude.

937
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Honey my baby.

938
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Honey my darling.

939
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Honey my retro gal.

940
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Yeah.

941
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:47,000
I love him because every time that bum would try to show off his talents.

942
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,000
It's awesome.

943
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,000
And every time everyone would leave he'd start dancing again.

944
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
It was brilliant.

945
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Especially for children you know.

946
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I'm just like wow.

947
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
So yeah Michigan J. Frog was my number seven.

948
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Number six I have to go with Jerry.

949
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
I didn't like Tom.

950
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Tom was a little smart ass cat.

951
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Or a smart ass mouse.

952
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Jerry always got clobbered by the mouse.

953
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
I love Jerry.

954
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Number six is Jerry of Tom and Jerry and that little mouse I like to smash him.

955
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Actually I prefer Jerry.

956
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Okay and I said Jerry.

957
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Tom of Tom and Jerry.

958
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Not Jerry of Tom and Jerry.

959
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
I know.

960
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
I know.

961
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Okay.

962
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I prefer Jerry.

963
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Okay that's cool.

964
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Instead of Tom.

965
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
I prefer Tom.

966
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000
I felt bad for Tom because he should have been able to.

967
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
I was the little guy.

968
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I was the one that had to dump shit.

969
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Okay alright I get it.

970
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
I got the name Duff.

971
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000
I just wanted him to catch that little bastard one time and clobber him really good.

972
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
But nope.

973
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Never happened.

974
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Alright number five.

975
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
I'm proud of this one.

976
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
I had to dig deep and think and think.

977
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Marvin the Martian.

978
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Oh shit I forgot about Marvin.

979
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Isn't that great?

980
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Yeah.

981
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Yeah.

982
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Number four I have to go with the all time smart ass of smart asses.

983
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
And that would be Bugs Bunny.

984
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:29,000
I mean he always out clevered everybody.

985
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
He always showed up.

986
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
He was a pain in the ass.

987
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I mean to me Bugs Bunny was great.

988
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
He was like the ultimate pest.

989
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,000
He would go there and razz and destroy you and then take off.

990
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
So I got to say Bugs.

991
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Number three I got to go just because this was a...

992
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,000
It started out as a spoof of the honeymooners.

993
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
And it was brought to cartoon level.

994
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000
But yeah it's Fred Flintstone.

995
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,000
The Flintstones were the honeymooners only drawn.

996
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Yes it was.

997
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah and Fred Flintstone I thought was a great character because he was overbearing.

998
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
He was an alpha male.

999
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
He was stupid.

1000
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
I mean it was just great.

1001
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:24,000
It accentuated all the stuff that the honeymooners did brilliantly without calling it that.

1002
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:31,000
And Fred Flintstone to me was a really strong character that they developed.

1003
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
And he still rings true to this day.

1004
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,000
People you go Fred Flintstone people are like ah because I talk about my wide feet right.

1005
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Even younger people.

1006
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
I go man I got these fucking Fred Flintstones.

1007
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
And everyone laughs so you know what I'm talking about.

1008
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Fucking wide ass foot right.

1009
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,000
So he still is people know who he is he's still relevant.

1010
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
So number two is very obscure.

1011
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
I think we talked about it and you remembered it.

1012
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Felix the cat.

1013
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Yes.

1014
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,000
It was a dark dark cartoon.

1015
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Yes.

1016
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
A lot of it was war.

1017
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Felix the cat was chaotic and nuts.

1018
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
And he was insane.

1019
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
But he was so compelling to me.

1020
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I loved him because you never knew what the hell that crazy cat was going to do.

1021
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000
And he wasn't very personable he was just like he was insane.

1022
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000
He was chaotic.

1023
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000
If you don't know what I'm talking about look it up.

1024
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Felix the cat.

1025
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:39,000
And my number one I have to stick with this one even with all the good ones that you had.

1026
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
And that's Woody Woodpecker.

1027
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Oh dude yeah see I don't yeah.

1028
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Yeah Woody Woodpecker was the ultimate spinoff.

1029
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Woody Woodpecker.

1030
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Okay I'm sorry Tulsa King I've got to say.

1031
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Woody was my type.

1032
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Uh huh okay.

1033
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Woody I love because he was ultimate smart ass.

1034
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
But here's what he did better than Bugs Bunny.

1035
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:12,000
After he ridiculed you he pecked you on the face and ran off.

1036
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Yeah.

1037
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Yeah that's great.

1038
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
He was all kind of guy.

1039
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Yeah he was.

1040
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000
He'd do something and really get you good and then you go.

1041
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
And then he fucking bailed.

1042
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
And you couldn't get him he flew off.

1043
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Loved him.

1044
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Woody Woodpecker I salute you to this day.

1045
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
You're awesome.

1046
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
So.

1047
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,000
And then I love watching the old Woody Woodpeckers the ugly one with the big feet.

1048
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:38,000
And then the cuter one that came along a little bit later in the 60s and 70s.

1049
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Know what I'm talking about?

1050
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Yeah.

1051
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000
The old Woody was.

1052
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Oh yeah like I said I have BTV tunes.

1053
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,000
I watch they show every different kind of years.

1054
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Which one is.

1055
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:57,000
I'm surprised all these cartoons are as old as they are.

1056
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Oh I know.

1057
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
I think the original.

1058
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
We thought they were new when we were watching.

1059
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
No.

1060
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000
No when we're watching channel 41.

1061
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Everything on channel 41 when we watched it because it was an independent channel was reruns.

1062
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,000
The I Dream of Genies, the Green Acres, the Bewitched.

1063
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
All that stuff.

1064
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000
But we didn't know it.

1065
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
That was how I knew.

1066
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
The cartoons I did not know.

1067
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Oh yeah yeah.

1068
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I loved the cartoons.

1069
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Which Woody Woodpecker did you like the best?

1070
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Did you like the bigger one with the crazy feet and that was insane?

1071
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Or did you like the cuter little smaller one?

1072
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
I liked the newer cuter one.

1073
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
I did too.

1074
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
I did too.

1075
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
The old one was like nuts.

1076
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
And the new one was cute.

1077
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Yeah he was more like a buzzer.

1078
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

1079
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
And he would just downright get insane too.

1080
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000
So he was a strong character.

1081
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000
But I liked the second version of him not the first.

1082
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
So it's kind of like Vampirilla.

1083
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
You have your favorite Vampirilla.

1084
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
You can't really.

1085
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
You got one that's a definite favorite.

1086
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000
And then gosh I can't think of it.

1087
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Gonzalez.

1088
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
I can't think of his first name.

1089
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Anyhow.

1090
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
But there were several other artists I really liked.

1091
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000
And there was someone that I hated that did Vampirilla.

1092
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
And so.

1093
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Anyhow.

1094
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
But I liked both the Woodpeckers.

1095
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
I liked the second one better like you.

1096
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
So.

1097
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Hey let's take our second break and we're going to come back with some shit.

1098
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
That sound good?

1099
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Sounds good.

1100
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Alrighty.

1101
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Thank you Tulsa King.

1102
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
We love you.

1103
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Yes thank you Richard.

1104
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
And now.

1105
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Deep thoughts with Mark.

1106
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Hmm.

1107
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Let me think here.

1108
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:50,000
My car keys have actually traveled further than my car.

1109
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Hmm.

1110
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Weird.

1111
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:04,800
I'm going to go with the

1112
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:14,800
car keys.

1113
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:23,000
And then we're going to take a little break.

1114
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,120
And then we're going to come back with some shit.

1115
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,160
And then I'm going to.

1116
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,160
I'm going to wait.

1117
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,160
I'm going to.

1118
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,160
I'm going to.

1119
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,160
I'm going to.

1120
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,160
I'm going to.

1121
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,160
I'm going to.

1122
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,160
For you.

1123
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,160
First world problems.

1124
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,160
Oh shit! Look at that drive-thru line!

1125
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:47,160
Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

1126
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,160
Ugh, this sucks.

1127
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,160
Oh shit, what's that over there?

1128
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:03,160
Oh no, it's island of horrible jokes.

1129
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:13,160
A ship-tiling red paint and a ship-tiling blue paint collide.

1130
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,160
They were all moored.

1131
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,160
Jam X.

1132
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,160
What the hell happened?

1133
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,160
You were the generation of change.

1134
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,160
You never wanted to be one of them.

1135
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,160
Apathy spoke for you.

1136
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,160
Hunk the man, hunk the system.

1137
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,160
What the hell happened?

1138
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,160
The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance,

1139
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,160
is now buying a boat.

1140
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:59,160
You're really fed up if someone dangles a dollar near you.

1141
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,160
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

1142
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,160
Next up, things overheard in hell.

1143
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:25,160
Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in Radio Games of the NFL this year.

1144
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,160
...bags and microphone, I'm Mark.

1145
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,160
And I'm Rob.

1146
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:44,160
Okay, number one, what I was going to say was, how do you like some of the new segments that I've been coming up with, like Strange But True and stuff like that? What do you think of those?

1147
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,160
I like them, man. We need to get to doing fine.

1148
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,160
Yeah, you know what?

1149
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,160
We're going to find the time.

1150
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,160
I'll talk to you about that off of the podcast, okay?

1151
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,160
So, I've got something neat here.

1152
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,160
I've got some phrases and where they came from.

1153
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,160
And some of this is going to really surprise you, Rob.

1154
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,160
And I want to see if you can get some of them where they came from.

1155
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,160
I'm not going to do all of them, I'm just going to do a couple.

1156
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,160
And then we'll go to you because I know you have stuff you want to talk about, right?

1157
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,160
Yeah.

1158
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,160
Okay.

1159
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,160
The phrase, dead to rights.

1160
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:25,160
Do you have any idea where that came from?

1161
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:29,160
I read that here all back. I forget.

1162
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:42,160
Okay. It originates from 19th century American slang, particularly from New York City, where dead meant completely or utterly, and to rights, which meant properly caught in the act.

1163
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:49,160
Essentially signifying someone being caught committing a crime with undeniable evidence, making it dead to rights.

1164
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,160
Being caught red handed with no room for doubt.

1165
00:59:53,160 --> 01:00:01,160
So, the dead pretty much means an absolute or complete state, and to rights indicates being caught, so that is it.

1166
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:07,160
And it's primarily used in criminal slang within New York City before gaining wider use.

1167
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:12,160
How about a idiom, bury the hatchet?

1168
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,160
Do you have any idea where that came from?

1169
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,160
No.

1170
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,160
Okay.

1171
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:25,160
It comes from the Native American practice of burying weapons to signify peace.

1172
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,160
The phrase entered the English language in 17th century.

1173
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:37,160
Explanation. The practice of burying weapons was a symbolic gesture of peace among Native American tribes in North America.

1174
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:43,160
The phrase is often used to describe settling an argument or making peace with an enemy.

1175
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:48,160
For example, toward the end of the year, the roommates finally decided to bury the hatchet.

1176
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,160
So, that's where that came from.

1177
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,160
Yeah, after I read that, I was like, okay.

1178
01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:01,160
This is one I found interesting, and I actually knew this at one point, and I've forgotten it.

1179
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,160
The phrase, paint the town red.

1180
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,160
You know where that came from?

1181
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,160
Yes.

1182
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,160
Go ahead. Yes, I do. Go ahead.

1183
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,160
It's American slang that means to have a wild night out.

1184
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,160
The phrase likely originated from bonfires in the United States in the 1880s.

1185
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,160
The possible origins, they're not for sure, but they think.

1186
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:31,160
Bonfires. The phrase that may have originated from a red glow off of bonfires lighting up the sky.

1187
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,160
Or Mississippi River boats.

1188
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:43,160
A steamboat captain might have ordered his crew to paint her boys to single as men to add fuel to the fires at night.

1189
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,160
So, that would be paint the town red.

1190
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:51,160
And then the other one is from a night out with, you know what?

1191
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:54,160
That's the one I decided not to do one.

1192
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:59,160
That one right there, because that one is probably not where it originated from.

1193
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,160
And also, it goes into a lot of other things. Go ahead.

1194
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,160
Okay, you said 1880s?

1195
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,160
Yes.

1196
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,160
Oh, that's the shit we were doing in the 1980s. A hundred years later.

1197
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,160
You're right. We used to always say paint the town red.

1198
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,160
Or by partying around bonfires.

1199
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:24,160
Yes. So, evidently that's been a practice for a long time.

1200
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,160
I didn't know that. Hey, that's good to know.

1201
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,160
It is, isn't it? How about dress to the nines?

1202
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,160
I thought this would be interesting.

1203
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,160
Yeah, it is.

1204
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:45,160
It is believed to have originated from a Scottish expression mean to perfection.

1205
01:02:45,160 --> 01:03:08,160
Or to the highest degree, where nine simply signifies a complete state, the earliest recorded usage appearing in Scottish poetry, with the exact origin of the connection to the number nine remaining unclear, but possibly linked to the concept of achieving the highest possible level, which would be nine before ten, I guess.

1206
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,160
Like a perfect score in a game.

1207
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:17,160
So, it's Scottish roots and, you know, I mean, I...

1208
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,160
I have a little Scottish in me.

1209
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,160
Alright. Yeah, I probably do too, because of my last name.

1210
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,160
Okay, the phrase, pull out all the stops.

1211
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,160
This one's interesting.

1212
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,160
Please explain.

1213
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:51,160
It originates from the playing of a pipe organ, where stops refers to the knobs that control which sets of organ pipes are activated, pulling out all the stops means to engage every pipe, creating the loudest and fullest possible sound.

1214
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:59,160
Signifying usage all available resources are making every key point about this, about the origin.

1215
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,160
So there you go. That's pretty interesting.

1216
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:06,160
Okay, I know, actually, I know what you're talking about.

1217
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,160
Oh, you know something about pipe organs?

1218
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:16,160
Well, from my time in church and stuff, yeah.

1219
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:23,160
Uh-huh. I actually helped pipe, build pipe organs a long, long time ago.

1220
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:33,160
There was a company right up the road that built pipe organs, and it was interesting because they only built a couple a year.

1221
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,160
And that's because they command hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1222
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:44,160
They are very expensive, but every one of these brass pipes have to be pitched just right.

1223
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,160
Just right. Right.

1224
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,160
Or you're not going to get the sound that you need.

1225
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:55,160
It's extremely difficult to make those cuts and to do them exactly right.

1226
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,160
It has to be hand precision by someone that knows what they're doing.

1227
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:06,160
And if you touch one of them, the inside of it where they cut the pitch into it, it will cut your finger off.

1228
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,160
Did you know that?

1229
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,160
No, I did not.

1230
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,160
That's how sharp they are.

1231
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,160
Wow.

1232
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:21,160
They are really, really cool creations. Very cool creations if you've ever been around one, which it sounds like you have.

1233
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:26,160
Yeah, I've been around them. I just never got into them.

1234
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:37,160
Oh, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, the pipes are made by themselves and they're assembled afterwards, which makes it even more difficult.

1235
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:43,160
But that's the only way it can be done and for it to work the way that it needs to.

1236
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,160
Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

1237
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,160
Alright. I have a trivia question for you.

1238
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,160
Sure.

1239
01:05:55,160 --> 01:06:00,160
Okay. The Back to the Future movies.

1240
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:02,160
Yeah?

1241
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:07,160
Who was the first one to travel in time?

1242
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,160
Marty?

1243
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,160
Okay, I'll just go into it.

1244
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,160
Yeah, go ahead.

1245
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:25,160
It's somebody you would not expect, but once you think about the movie, you'll remember it.

1246
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,160
Okay.

1247
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:32,160
This is one I've been saving up for a long time, so I've got to get it out of here.

1248
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:46,160
Back to the Future is considered one of the best constructed screenplays of its genre because the story flows so well and everything is set up, it's paid off.

1249
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:52,160
It's just, once the introduction to the DeLorean, now it functions.

1250
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:59,160
Doc will use the specific spade of the machine,

1251
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:16,160
spade is the strap for the dog Einstein into the DeLorean before using a remote control gadget to speed the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour and sending it into the future.

1252
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:28,160
While Marty is terrified the poor dog is just vaporized, Doc explains duly that his experiment was a huge success.

1253
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:42,160
Doc sent Einstein one minute into the future, so when the DeLorean returns to the present, the dog's croc shows one minute difference.

1254
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:54,160
As Christopher Lloyd underlines, this makes Einstein the very first time traveler by default.

1255
01:07:55,160 --> 01:08:05,160
So Einstein the dog, I mean if you think about it, you think about the movie, it's right.

1256
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:07,160
They sent the dog first.

1257
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,160
Einstein was the beginning pig.

1258
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,160
Yeah.

1259
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,160
Yeah.

1260
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,160
Yeah.

1261
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,160
Yeah.

1262
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,160
Yeah.

1263
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,160
That's a little true request.

1264
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:25,160
Yeah.

1265
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,160
Yeah.

1266
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:29,160
Yeah.

1267
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:31,160
Yeah.

1268
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,160
That's a little true request.

1269
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:36,160
We all knew it, we just didn't realize that we did, you know, I like that.

1270
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,160
Those are really cool questions like that, so thank you.

1271
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:44,160
Yeah, yeah, so for your next trivia game night, there you go.

1272
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,160
Yeah, yeah, you'll win.

1273
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:51,160
Then what you do is you cut a really gassy fart and you leave the room, right?

1274
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,160
Right.

1275
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,160
And lock the doors so they can't get out.

1276
01:08:56,160 --> 01:09:00,160
All right, Gen Z, we love talking about these guys, right?

1277
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,160
They're very interesting folk.

1278
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,160
Yes, we do.

1279
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,160
Very interesting.

1280
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,160
They really are.

1281
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,160
We actually, we really have a fondness for them, don't we?

1282
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,160
Yeah, we do.

1283
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:14,160
Yeah, they do things differently and they offer no apologies.

1284
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,160
I love it.

1285
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:22,160
So, okay, Gen Z is career catfishing in a power move to irk corporate employers.

1286
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,160
I love this.

1287
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:30,160
Generation Z's recent foray into the corporate world has been an eye-popping escapade

1288
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:37,160
plagued by their annoying workplace habits and helicopter parents accompanying them on the interviews.

1289
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,160
And we talked about that before, right?

1290
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,160
Where the parent would come on interview and we're like, yeah, you know what, if I was an employer,

1291
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,160
I'd go, get your parent out of here, I'm not hiring them, I'm hiring you.

1292
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:49,160
Wouldn't you?

1293
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,160
Definitely.

1294
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:55,160
Yeah, I want someone that could think on their own, doesn't need mommy and daddy to tell them what to think.

1295
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:59,160
So, okay, now newcomers to the nine to five grinder,

1296
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:08,160
inflicting a fresh new level of hell onto the workforce with a trending act of defiance known as career catfishing.

1297
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:13,160
The messy movement sees Zoomers, young adults, ages 27 and under,

1298
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:18,160
accepting a job offer, but not showing up on the first day.

1299
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:22,160
According to, isn't that awesome?

1300
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:26,160
Fucking playing head games with them right off.

1301
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:31,160
According to the January report via CV Genius, which is an online outlet,

1302
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,160
an online resume building company actually,

1303
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:42,160
our survey found that Gen Z workers in particular reported opting for creative ways to put themselves first before their jobs.

1304
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:47,160
And this was explained to United Kingdom's base experts,

1305
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:52,160
who found that a staggering 34% of 20-somethings skipped day one of work.

1306
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,160
They skipped the first day.

1307
01:10:56,160 --> 01:11:03,160
And they don't even communicate with their employer as a demonstration of autonomy.

1308
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:11,160
So, they start their whole employment if they last after the first day.

1309
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,160
I would let them go the first day unless it's something really, really like,

1310
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,160
hey man, my whole family was killed in a plane crash.

1311
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,160
Oh, okay, all right, well we'll see you when you're done.

1312
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,160
Best of luck, get ahold of us, whatever.

1313
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:30,160
But right off the bat, they're defying you to prove to you that they're first.

1314
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:35,160
So, after dredging through the ever-exasperated job hunting process,

1315
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:39,160
which often includes submitting dozens of lengthy applications,

1316
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:42,160
suffering through endless rounds of interviews,

1317
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,160
and anxiously awaiting updates from sluggish hiring managers,

1318
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:50,160
the Zs are apparently catfishing jobs to prove that they,

1319
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,160
rather than their prospective employers, have all the power.

1320
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,160
Isn't that interesting?

1321
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,160
Hey.

1322
01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:00,160
Well, if you have a workforce like that, what are you going to do?

1323
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:06,160
You need to learn a little about business before you take over.

1324
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,160
Yeah, but think about this, think about this, Rob.

1325
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:17,160
Okay, let's go down the path 15 years when they are the main workforce in America.

1326
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:19,160
All right.

1327
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,160
Okay, if they don't change their ways, they will have the upper hand over employers.

1328
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:26,160
Because they don't care, right?

1329
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:28,160
Okay, yeah.

1330
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,160
Yeah.

1331
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,160
I'm not saying it's going to work or not.

1332
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,160
AI, of course, is going to have a lot to do with this stuff.

1333
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,160
They are going to take a lot of jobs.

1334
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,160
But, and we'll see.

1335
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:48,160
I mean, if it's a tighter job market, you may see the people tending not to do that because they need to eat.

1336
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:51,160
So, so anyway.

1337
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:52,160
So anyway.

1338
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,160
I think that's what it's going to come down to.

1339
01:12:55,160 --> 01:13:05,160
You know, I remember when you used to miss a day in the first couple of weeks without a deathly illness or proof of some sort of tragedy or death in the immediate family.

1340
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,160
You were fired, right?

1341
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,160
You miss the first day and that's it, man.

1342
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,160
They don't talk to you.

1343
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:16,160
Matter of fact, when you come in, they're like, no, no, no, no, we went ahead and decided not to hire you.

1344
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,160
I mean, it was just, that was the way it was, right?

1345
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,160
You knew that.

1346
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:29,160
As a matter of fact, I would go out on a limb and say, if you miss a day in the first month, you may not be let go, but you're going to be eyeballed really hard.

1347
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,160
Wouldn't you say?

1348
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,160
Right.

1349
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:43,160
And there's a lot of employers that if you miss a day in your night and your first 90 days without a valid reason, you're going to be let go.

1350
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:46,160
I know a couple right now that does that.

1351
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:50,160
They have that policy because that is your proving ground.

1352
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:59,160
That means you proved to them that you will claw, scratch and pinch your way into work no matter what.

1353
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:09,160
You proved that you are loyal and that you can get there and you have a can, you know, that kind of attitude that they require out of their employee.

1354
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:13,160
So it's going to be an interesting little thing going on.

1355
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:18,160
I mean, if they keep it up, I mean, so anyhow, a surprising 24% of the...

1356
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,160
Okay, okay, I have a little something to add.

1357
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,160
Absolutely.

1358
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,160
And I'm living proof?

1359
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:27,160
Sure.

1360
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:33,160
You may not have a vehicle, but you still get to work.

1361
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,160
Yeah, look...

1362
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:43,160
No, no, I won't be honest with everybody, I have not had a vehicle in seven years.

1363
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,160
You do now though, don't you? Don't you have a truck?

1364
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:52,160
I've been at work every day plus overtime.

1365
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:54,160
Uh huh.

1366
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,160
Yeah, it can be done.

1367
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,160
I work with some people that Uber to work.

1368
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,160
They Uber to work.

1369
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:08,160
A couple of them can't really drive for various reasons.

1370
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,160
Yeah, well that's where I'm at, but I'm working on mine.

1371
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,160
Yeah, but they Uber to work, they get there just fine.

1372
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:24,160
I know a guy that walks to work and it's about three miles away and he's like, you know, he said it is, it's fine.

1373
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:33,160
He likes walking, he said that it's a good way to walk off a good day and a good way to get revved up for the first.

1374
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:43,160
I ain't walking three miles. I find guys I work with. I give them gas money.

1375
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:46,160
See, it can always be done.

1376
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:50,160
Some of them go right by here and I give them ten bucks a week.

1377
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,160
They're like, sure, ten bucks a month.

1378
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:53,160
They're like, right by, you know.

1379
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,160
Yeah, ten bucks a week, hell yeah, I'll pick you up.

1380
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:08,160
Yeah, so, so it was surprising 24% of millennials, staffers ranging in age from 28 to 43 have taken a shine to career catfishing too, per the findings.

1381
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:22,160
However, only 11% of Gen Xers have partaken this and this is ages 44 to 59 and 7% of baby boomers and this is personnel over 60 have joined the office treachery.

1382
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:32,160
And like their older colleagues, Gen Zs are apparently more concerned about prioritizing their personal needs and goals than bowing to the demands of corporate culture.

1383
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,160
We'll see how this goes.

1384
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:39,160
I'm going to keep an eye on this because this really interests me.

1385
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:43,160
So, anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

1386
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,160
Alright.

1387
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:52,160
Um, staying anonymous is essential for a successful drug dealer.

1388
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:54,160
Yeah.

1389
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,160
You agree?

1390
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:58,160
Yeah, I agree.

1391
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,160
Especially an internationally wanted one.

1392
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:04,160
Okay.

1393
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:09,160
This is where I go into my new name, Joe Blow.

1394
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,160
Okay.

1395
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:24,160
Uh, 43, a known drug king fan has been arrested in Europe after his wife gave away their location with her Instagram post.

1396
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,160
Okay.

1397
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:45,160
For years, Joe, yeah, Joe, has been using Costa Rica to ship drugs into the US from the Ramon area.

1398
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:47,160
Mm-hmm.

1399
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,160
The Costa Rican Judicial Investigation Department.

1400
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,160
Uh-huh.

1401
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,160
And nothing on the man, but the DEA did.

1402
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:03,160
Because of this, they kept a close eye on him and his family.

1403
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,160
Mm-hmm.

1404
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,160
He rarely traveled with his family.

1405
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:13,160
But last year, he wanted to spend time with them in Europe.

1406
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,160
Uh-huh.

1407
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:23,160
And then, the drug king fan was arrested after his wife started posting through Instagram about the vacation.

1408
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:28,160
It spent $20,000 to fly them over.

1409
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,160
Uh-huh.

1410
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:48,160
And then, the man said, oh, and her feed was filled with telling locations. Her Instagram has now been deleted. But the images that led to the drug dealer being arrested were all over the internet.

1411
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:55,160
The DEA spotted her in Paris, but they dived with her and made their move.

1412
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,160
Awesome.

1413
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:01,160
Oh, I bet he's pissed.

1414
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:06,160
When he gets out, she's going to get it.

1415
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,160
She'll be delighted to be alive.

1416
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:14,160
He'll probably break out of prison just to beat her ass.

1417
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:16,160
And then he'll go give himself up.

1418
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,160
All right, guys, I'm right here.

1419
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:22,160
I almost guarantee she's a detective custody.

1420
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,160
I would think so, too.

1421
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:29,160
That's the kind of thing where you call a couple of buddies on the outside, hey, I really, really need this stuff.

1422
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,160
Oh, yeah.

1423
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,160
That's the one here as high up as he was.

1424
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:35,160
Yeah, yeah.

1425
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:45,160
And you never know that some of your good partners or whatever might do it themselves because they just got fucked out of a lot of money.

1426
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,160
Oh, exactly.

1427
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,160
Rob, guess what I got here?

1428
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:55,160
I have no idea. It would not surprise me.

1429
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:57,160
Remember Food Wars?

1430
01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,160
Yes.

1431
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:01,160
They're back.

1432
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:03,160
You have a Food Wars.

1433
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,160
I have a Food Wars.

1434
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,160
Oh, okay. No, that is totally surprised.

1435
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,160
Okay, I decided to bring it back.

1436
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:12,160
And okay, for people who don't know.

1437
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,160
Is that diet or order?

1438
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:24,160
Like Ruth Vann in North Central Ohio would know what this is because she is a secret listener because she's been listening a long time.

1439
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:26,160
She hates me, loves Rob.

1440
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,160
You still listen to Food Wars.

1441
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,160
Yes, yes.

1442
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,160
You like Food Wars.

1443
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,160
Yeah, yeah, only she's going to cut out my part of it, only listen to Rob.

1444
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,160
But whenever she listens to Rob, she listens to Food Wars.

1445
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,160
So this is the soup edition.

1446
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:43,160
We've never done soup, remember?

1447
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,160
Oh, no we have not.

1448
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:49,160
Okay, well this whole thing started like this.

1449
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:55,160
I was walking through Costco and I'm looking at an orange and a plum in the produce section.

1450
01:20:56,160 --> 01:21:01,160
I'm thinking, hmm, I wonder what would happen if that plum jumped up and started kicking the shit out of that orange.

1451
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,160
Who would win?

1452
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,160
So, this is how Food Wars, don't ask me why.

1453
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,160
I don't know why I do shit like that.

1454
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,160
I just do.

1455
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:12,160
So, anyhow.

1456
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,160
People, you both are the same mentality.

1457
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,160
Yes, yeah.

1458
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,160
I think it's a guy thing.

1459
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,160
So, anyhow, I'm trying to decide who would win in my mind.

1460
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:25,160
I'm walking through pineapples and bananas and going, who would win that one?

1461
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:27,160
Well, probably a pineapple.

1462
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,160
They've got that prickly line that could smash a banana.

1463
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:32,160
This is how we do this thing.

1464
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,160
It's almost like rock, paper, scissors.

1465
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,160
You kind of like to do common sense stuff.

1466
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:42,160
So, okay, the first one I have is broccoli and cheddar versus chicken noodle.

1467
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:44,160
That's a tough one.

1468
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,160
What do you think?

1469
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:49,160
Which one?

1470
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,160
Broccoli and cheddar soup versus chicken noodle soup.

1471
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:55,160
Which one would kick the shit out of the other one?

1472
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,160
Chicken noodle.

1473
01:21:58,160 --> 01:21:59,160
Okay, why?

1474
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,160
You got a reason?

1475
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,160
Noodles would just strangle it.

1476
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,160
Uh-huh, okay. That's good. I like that.

1477
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,160
Okay.

1478
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,160
All right, there you go. Chicken noodle is our first winner.

1479
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,160
And that's because a noodle can jump out and strangle the broccoli.

1480
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:23,160
Now, wait a minute. Could the broccoli jump on the noodle and drown it in the cheddar?

1481
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:29,160
No, because the chicken noodle has the water to dilute it.

1482
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:32,160
Ah, okay. I like that.

1483
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:33,160
There we go. Logic.

1484
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:36,160
Okay, chicken noodle is the clear-cut winner.

1485
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,160
All right, the next one. Minestrone versus tomato soup.

1486
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:51,160
I think minestrone because those little minestrone could like smash it, like could jump into tomato soup and splash the soup out of the bowl.

1487
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,160
What do you think?

1488
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,160
Is that it?

1489
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:00,160
Okay, now you got me thinking.

1490
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,160
I'm thinking acid in the tomato soup.

1491
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,160
In the tomatoes? Could eat up the minestrone?

1492
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,160
I'm thinking acid, yeah.

1493
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,160
Oh, I got it.

1494
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:21,160
If the minestrone was fast enough, it wouldn't splash all of it out. It would end up laying in some tomato. No, I give it tomato.

1495
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:30,160
I do too, and here's another reason too. The acid in the tomato, the citric acid or whatever it is, I don't think a citric, but anyhow, the acid.

1496
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:34,160
Yeah, it would like blind the minestrone and it couldn't see.

1497
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,160
So there we go.

1498
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:42,160
All right, the next one. Vegetable soup versus chicken and rice soup. Which one would win?

1499
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:48,160
Hmm. Yeah, this one's tough.

1500
01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:54,160
I don't want to have to give it to the rice.

1501
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:56,160
Okay, what's your race mean?

1502
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,160
I tell you guys.

1503
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:07,160
I don't know, the rice would absorb things.

1504
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:17,160
Yeah, the rice could absorb all the vegetable soup and then the vegetables would die because they don't have the soup. Yeah, they would just like, you know, dry up.

1505
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:19,160
I've got to give it to the rice.

1506
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:26,160
Okay, chicken and rice. The next one, clam chowder versus lobster bisque.

1507
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:30,160
Wait a second, then the chicken would come back and walk out.

1508
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,160
Oh, hey, hey, hey.

1509
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:36,160
Okay, okay, what was the next one?

1510
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:41,160
Okay, you're right. Clam chowder versus lobster bisque.

1511
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:54,160
I think I'm going to go lobster bisque. It's thicker and has more of a chunky thing. I think it could just smash the clam chowder.

1512
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,160
Clam chowder is kind of pasty and powdery.

1513
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,160
Yeah, you're right. It's thickness.

1514
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:05,160
Yeah, okay. So lobster bisque beats clam chowder.

1515
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:10,160
All right, the next one. How about French onion soup versus chili?

1516
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:17,160
Now, French onion has that crispy kind of thing.

1517
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,160
Okay.

1518
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:21,160
Okay.

1519
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:26,160
Oh, you're right. Yep. Yeah, yep.

1520
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:30,160
The spices would burn the French onion. You're right.

1521
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:36,160
All right, the next one. Steak soup versus tortilla soup.

1522
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,160
Hmm.

1523
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:46,160
Steak.

1524
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:52,160
I think the steak has more substance and I think the steak could smother the tortilla.

1525
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:55,160
The bigger chunks, slam down.

1526
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:57,160
Yep.

1527
01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:03,160
If not, we go back. Well, they both have forms already out.

1528
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,160
Yeah, that's true.

1529
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:16,160
Yeah, yeah, I think steak soup. And also steak soup is thicker. You put a little flour into it and it's kind of almost like a stew.

1530
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:18,160
So there we go.

1531
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:24,160
All right, the next one. Potato soup versus matzo ball soup.

1532
01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:29,160
I'm going to go matzo ball. But then again, potatoes are lumpy.

1533
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,160
I don't know what that is, but my vote is potato.

1534
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:38,160
Okay, matzo ball or like little balls. It's Jewish, I believe.

1535
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:42,160
I think potatoes would do it too.

1536
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:47,160
But I don't know.

1537
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:53,160
Okay, but what about the little meatballs, the little matzo balls?

1538
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:58,160
You don't think that they could do some damage to the potato?

1539
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:06,160
If they're big enough chunks of potato, they're going to smash that little meatball.

1540
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:11,160
Okay, all right. Well, I believe if what I know about matzo ball soup is correct.

1541
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:14,160
I don't know. I don't know. I've never heard of it.

1542
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:18,160
You know what? I'm going to do some research on it. Hang on. Let me look right now.

1543
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,160
Let's see.

1544
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:23,160
I'm a potato soup fan.

1545
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,160
Oh, I love potato soup.

1546
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:33,160
Okay, images of matzo ball soup.

1547
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:39,160
Oh, no, they're huge, dude. They're huge balls.

1548
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,160
No, they're going to destroy the potatoes.

1549
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,160
If you don't believe me, look at it.

1550
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:48,160
Oh, yeah. Yeah, but no, I believe it.

1551
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:53,160
It is already being boiled or it would be soft. Okay.

1552
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:56,160
Yeah, yeah. These are huge.

1553
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,160
All right, there you go.

1554
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:03,160
I mean, you know, the problem is, is we're not Jewish, so we don't know that much about it.

1555
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:05,160
So yeah, there we go. Matzo ball.

1556
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:10,160
The next one lasagna soup versus split pea soup.

1557
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:15,160
Now lasagna soup is fucking tasty.

1558
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,160
Split pea is nasty.

1559
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,160
I give it to lasagna.

1560
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:23,160
Split pea how?

1561
01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:31,160
It's going to drag out the lasagna because split pea is so damn nasty.

1562
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:35,160
You're right. Lasagna would run away screaming.

1563
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,160
Yeah.

1564
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:39,160
You're right.

1565
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:47,160
This next one cream of broccoli soup versus black eyed peas, which can be in soup form.

1566
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:55,160
Black eyed peas are hard.

1567
01:28:56,160 --> 01:29:00,160
Yeah, I'm going to have to give it to the black eyed peas.

1568
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:08,160
Me too. I think they could rain down on them and smash them and broccoli is soft when it's in a soup.

1569
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:10,160
Give it to the black eyed peas.

1570
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,160
They make a good music group anyway.

1571
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:16,160
Yeah, that's right. So there we go.

1572
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:21,160
Just because of that we give it to them, but all the other reasons.

1573
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:26,160
Okay. And finally, cabbage soup versus mushroom soup.

1574
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:30,160
I'm going to go with cabbage soup.

1575
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:34,160
Yes. It would be like it.

1576
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:36,160
Yes. Yep. Yep.

1577
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:40,160
And also if you eat it, it will make you really gassy.

1578
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,160
So you got to go with that. I mean alone.

1579
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,160
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

1580
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,160
Oh yeah. You can blast people.

1581
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,160
I'm just talking about the battle itself.

1582
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:56,160
Yeah, the battle itself. Yeah. But I kind of lean towards cabbage anyhow because what it does to you and the damage you can do to other people's nostrils.

1583
01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:58,160
Exactly.

1584
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,160
All right. There you go.

1585
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:06,160
Hopefully you're still with us after that exciting edition of Food Wars.

1586
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:10,160
All right, Rob, you got anything to straighten this shit show up?

1587
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:14,160
Oh yeah.

1588
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:23,160
I, uh, person writing is currently part of the required curriculum.

1589
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:27,160
It's fewer than half the U.S. states.

1590
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,160
Uh huh.

1591
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:34,160
Well, there's some bills and Missouri is one of them.

1592
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:37,160
It's trying to bring it back.

1593
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:42,160
I hope they do. I think it's a, it needs to be taught.

1594
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:50,160
Should these bills pass and be signed by the governor, Missouri would join those ranks.

1595
01:30:50,160 --> 01:31:11,160
Recently the National Archives sent out an all call to anyone who can read the handwriting style in hopes of getting volunteers to transcribe and digitize historic documents largely written in cursive.

1596
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:25,160
The Archives, they still manage to call the skill a superpower in highlighting how few Americans possess the skill of 2025.

1597
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:27,160
Uh huh.

1598
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:34,160
Okay, well, I was going over this story at lunchtime today.

1599
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:36,160
Uh huh.

1600
01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:42,160
Oh man, my son sat together at lunch and he talked and stuff.

1601
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:47,160
I was telling this, that I was saying about bringing this story up.

1602
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:57,160
He goes, Dad, they did away with cursive when I was in the third grade.

1603
01:31:58,160 --> 01:31:59,160
Okay.

1604
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:06,160
They were just starting as getting big on writing off cursive and then did away with it.

1605
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:11,160
I was like, and now they want to come back with it.

1606
01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:15,160
And I mentioned it before on this show.

1607
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:17,160
Uh huh.

1608
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:25,160
You know, I signed, I had to sign load tickets to unload steel and stuff.

1609
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:28,160
You know, and it asked for your signature and your print.

1610
01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:32,160
It looks weird if you print on both sides.

1611
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:45,160
And you know, because cursive is a way to make sure you, you know, nobody else can write like you.

1612
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:50,160
You might put a little something into it, you know, that nobody else can.

1613
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:54,160
Yeah, that's right. I do. I was taught that way.

1614
01:32:55,160 --> 01:33:04,160
Well, and I mean, you know, like a signature is a lot of ways people can tell someone really wrote something is the signature.

1615
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,160
And that's in cursive.

1616
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:13,160
It's personalized because of the swoops and the scratches and the T's and the I's and the F's.

1617
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:14,160
You know what I mean?

1618
01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,160
Everybody has a different way of doing that.

1619
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:21,160
So. Yeah, exactly. And that's what I've been saying.

1620
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,160
Yeah, no, I agree.

1621
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:27,160
You know, you sign a print exactly the same way.

1622
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:32,160
How can you tell whether they're human or not?

1623
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:33,160
You know, whatever.

1624
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,160
I would agree.

1625
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:40,160
Well, that was just one I came up with.

1626
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:45,160
Yeah, and I think I hope Missouri does adopt that.

1627
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,160
I think it's a good idea.

1628
01:33:48,160 --> 01:33:49,160
Yeah, I do too.

1629
01:33:49,160 --> 01:34:00,160
I think when you put it back in and honestly that came about at that same time as the new map, which I think we need to get rid of.

1630
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:09,160
You know, my son grew up with me helping him do his map.

1631
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:13,160
And I would show him how we did it.

1632
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:16,160
And it was so much easier.

1633
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:21,160
And he's like, no, Dad, I got to do this, this and this.

1634
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:23,160
You know?

1635
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,160
No, I mean, I think it's a good idea.

1636
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:30,160
I think it's a good idea to do this, this and this.

1637
01:34:30,160 --> 01:34:31,160
You know?

1638
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:32,160
No, I know what you mean.

1639
01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:36,160
I've seen, yeah, it's like they overcomplicate it.

1640
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:40,160
You know?

1641
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,160
They do it.

1642
01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:49,160
And it actually totally screwed up the whole generation, especially if they go back to curtsy.

1643
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:54,160
That whole generation.

1644
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:56,160
They'll not know how to write cursive.

1645
01:34:56,160 --> 01:34:57,160
You know?

1646
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,160
Especially on a new...

1647
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:01,160
A generation, but a joint.

1648
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:07,160
If you have a few things you have to write out and you have to print, it takes ten times longer.

1649
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,160
Right. Right.

1650
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:11,160
So, yeah, I agree.

1651
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:12,160
And also a signature.

1652
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:14,160
It can keep flowing.

1653
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:15,160
It's in this flow.

1654
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:24,160
How do the ones that haven't been taught cursive learn how to do a signature, their signature?

1655
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:29,160
Well, my son's kind of working.

1656
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:30,160
Okay, that's good.

1657
01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:32,160
Somehow, someway.

1658
01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:35,160
He just does his thing, you know?

1659
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:36,160
You know what?

1660
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:37,160
He learned it so good.

1661
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:39,160
God bless him.

1662
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:44,160
But I think he might learn again.

1663
01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:46,160
You know, he might...

1664
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:51,160
Like I said, they were just starting to teach him and he was just starting to learn.

1665
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:53,160
And then they did away with it.

1666
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:55,160
So it just went all the printing.

1667
01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:57,160
And it was a few years there.

1668
01:35:57,160 --> 01:36:00,160
And a lot of parents called it bullshit.

1669
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,160
I did too.

1670
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:03,160
I did too.

1671
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:06,160
I thought, why would you do away with it?

1672
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:07,160
Because it's still useful.

1673
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:13,160
That does away with that child's personality.

1674
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:14,160
I agree.

1675
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,160
I agree.

1676
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:17,160
Man, Rob, that's a good way of putting it.

1677
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:18,160
Yeah.

1678
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:21,160
Cursive is someone writing with personality.

1679
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,160
You're right.

1680
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:26,160
Yeah, that's how you could tell if it's that person or not.

1681
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,160
Oh yeah, yeah.

1682
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:33,160
And also, people writing cursive notes, I can tell you who wrote them, by the way, that they're done.

1683
01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:36,160
Someone printing, I not necessarily...

1684
01:36:36,160 --> 01:36:37,160
Right.

1685
01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:38,160
So yeah.

1686
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:39,160
Right.

1687
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:40,160
Okay.

1688
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:41,160
All right.

1689
01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:42,160
Thank you, Rob.

1690
01:36:42,160 --> 01:36:49,160
Well, I've got a lot of stuff to write out for tomorrow's Sports Bastards.

1691
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:50,160
A lot of stuff has happened.

1692
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:54,160
So I probably better go ahead and call this a night.

1693
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:56,160
And we're going to be out there at 9 a.m.

1694
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,160
So I got to write some stuff down.

1695
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:04,160
I got a lot of bullet points that came up over the last couple of days about stuff, you know,

1696
01:37:04,160 --> 01:37:09,160
related to the Chiefs and the Commanders and the Eagles and the Bills.

1697
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,160
Right.

1698
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:12,160
So and then some other things.

1699
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:14,160
We've had a lot of hirings, too.

1700
01:37:14,160 --> 01:37:16,160
A lot of coaches hired.

1701
01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:19,160
So anyhow, I need to get into writing some of those out.

1702
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:22,160
So we will have Sports Bastards for you all.

1703
01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:25,160
And Music Creeps, we'll figure it out when we get to it.

1704
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:27,160
We always find something to talk about.

1705
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:31,160
So it's not going to be an issue.

1706
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:32,160
So all right, everybody...

1707
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:34,160
We're working on it.

1708
01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:35,160
Yeah, working on it.

1709
01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:37,160
Thank you for listening, everybody.

1710
01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:39,160
Have a fantastic evening.

1711
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,160
Good night, assholes.

1712
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:44,160
Good night, assholes.

1713
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:45,160
Oh, no.

1714
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,160
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1715
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:51,160
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1716
01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:53,160
Fear not, assholes.

1717
01:37:53,160 --> 01:38:03,160
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.