1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,920 The music creeps. 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:07,680 The greatest podcast ever in the history of mankind. 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:08,280 Just kidding. 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,000 Here we go. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:16,920 OK, all right. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,640 We going? 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,400 All right. 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,800 Well, you got a beatbox in you? 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,440 I do. 10 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,440 I've been practicing. 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,640 Oh, good, good, good. 12 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,140 All right. 13 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:36,640 We are the music creeps. 14 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:42,360 We are the music creeps. 15 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,520 Yes. 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:44,020 Yes. 17 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,160 We are the music creeps. 18 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,400 I can't do it anymore. 19 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,400 That's just so awful. 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,840 You had it in the Waka Waka's, and I'm like, oh, fuck. 21 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,640 What do I do now? 22 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,960 I can't just keep saying music creeps. 23 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,240 He Waka Waka'd on me. 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,560 All right. 25 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,400 Hell of a beginning. 26 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,280 Thank you. 27 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,600 That was fun. 28 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,880 Yeah, it was. 29 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:12,920 All right. 30 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:20,000 Well, let's start things off like a hard rock song, 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:27,920 as in Led Zeppelin, even Black Sabbath, to Def Leppard, 32 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:38,520 to Dio, to all the hard rock stuff, even Pantera. 33 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:42,040 What would you consider that could possibly 34 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,960 be the best album ever made? 35 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,680 I'm talking everything, not just one hit, 36 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,640 but the whole complete album. 37 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,160 Wow. 38 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,840 Yeah, there have been a number of albums 39 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,400 where pretty much every song on it became a radio hit. 40 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,320 Yeah. 41 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,240 I mean, it could also be Pink Floyd, too, 42 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,520 if you consider them hard rock. 43 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,840 They did have some harder stuff. 44 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,080 Yeah. 45 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,160 Back in Black by ACDC jumps to mind quickly. 46 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,320 Yeah. 47 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,440 Physical Graffiti, Led Zeppelin. 48 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,240 Yes. 49 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,000 Yeah. 50 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,360 Boston's first album. 51 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,840 Boston's first album, yes. 52 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:23,080 Um, yeah. 53 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,240 Yeah, there's some of those. 54 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,320 It's just like the album's perfect from start to finish. 55 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:27,840 Yeah. 56 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,320 It's like you couldn't improve it. 57 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,480 Just a masterpiece. 58 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:30,960 Yeah. 59 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,560 Yeah. 60 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,240 I've even got a grunge one. 61 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:35,880 Yeah. 62 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,120 And that would be Soundgarden, Super Unknown. 63 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,920 Yeah, absolutely. 64 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,680 That whole album is just incredible music. 65 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,200 Yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:50,680 Their first one was Louder Than Love. 67 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,840 Oh, gosh. 68 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,840 It was one that had Rusty Cage and Outshine. 69 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,120 Oh, the first big hit. 70 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:55,920 Yeah, that was it. 71 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:56,720 The first album. 72 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,880 That was Bad Motorfinger. 73 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,200 Bad Motorfinger, that was it. 74 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,520 Yeah, they had Louder Than Love before that. 75 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,080 That was their first album. 76 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,760 But it wasn't like national by then. 77 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,400 Bad Motorfinger is where they became a prominence. 78 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,680 Yeah, but that had kind of pretty much the same sound 79 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,440 all the way through. 80 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,920 Yeah, it was really good. 81 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:15,420 Yeah. 82 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:18,080 But I think Super Unknown, they found their sound so well, 83 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,000 and they had such great songs on it. 84 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,760 To me, I would call that a masterpiece. 85 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,000 I'd call Physical Graffiti a masterpiece. 86 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,500 Yeah. 87 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,040 Let's see here. 88 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:35,440 A lot of people would go with Dio, Holy Diver. 89 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,400 Yeah. 90 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,760 There's not a bad song on that that people that I know 91 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,840 that like hard rock. 92 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,320 Yeah. 93 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,840 You could go Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath with Dio again. 94 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,120 You could also, let's see, where else could you go? 95 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,760 Guns N' Roses, Appetite for Destruction. 96 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,880 That may be, to me, the top one. 97 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,720 And then Slash's favorite is Welcome to My Nightmare 98 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,760 by Alice Cooper. 99 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,560 Oh, that is, yeah, that's got to be in the top five. 100 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,080 Yeah. 101 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,680 I had an interview with Slash. 102 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,360 He was saying, you put that album on any time, 103 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,720 and there's not one single song on there 104 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,080 that you feel like skipping over. 105 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,040 Just every single song kicks ass and rocks out, 106 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,240 and the whole album's done. 107 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,320 You're like, yeah, I want to listen to that again. 108 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,520 Ozzy, Blizzard, Blizzard, and Diary. 109 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,020 Yeah. 110 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:23,080 Both of those two albums. 111 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,360 Yeah. 112 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,680 I would consider both of them masterpieces also, 113 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,000 and I would say that both of them are in the top 10. 114 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,580 And a lot of that, I mean, is the combination 115 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:35,240 of Bob Daisley's writing, the bassist, 116 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:40,280 and also Randy Rhoad's style of playing 117 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:45,520 that was actually coming from classical and not from blues, 118 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,760 like most rock. 119 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,440 I got some examples that aren't hard rock, but. 120 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,240 Oh, go ahead. 121 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,960 I think Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. 122 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,200 Oh, that thing is, yeah, yeah. 123 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,800 Then they wrote it in like a week. 124 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,560 OK, in a rock. 125 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,320 It was insane. 126 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,640 In a rock, yes. 127 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,520 You could say the same thing about Captain Fantastic 128 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,120 by Elton John. 129 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,080 Yeah, also too. 130 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:10,960 Those two, yeah. 131 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,880 There's not a bad song on there. 132 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,640 And like you said, it's thrown together really quickly. 133 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,480 Yeah, yeah. 134 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:23,680 A lesser known band, Roxy Music, have an album called Avalon, 135 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,640 and it is really good songwriting. 136 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,160 It's not really rock and roll. 137 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,920 It's more artsy, kind of ethereal in a way. 138 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,880 But every song on there just fits and works so well 139 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,880 together. 140 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,720 The first single off it was called More Than This. 141 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,920 And there was a country singer who redid it a few years back 142 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,160 and did actually a pretty decent job. 143 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,240 I remember the band, but I'm not quite sure. 144 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,240 I'd have to listen. 145 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,440 Brian Ferry was the lead singer. 146 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,680 And you look at the guy, and he looks 147 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:58,240 like some rough ad executive who just 148 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,480 stepped off the set of Mad Men. 149 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,720 But he's got this high, pretty, wavery voice. 150 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,520 Not really like Roy Orbison, but in the same ballpark. 151 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:11,360 And you're like, how does that voice come out of that guy? 152 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,200 Yeah, that's true. 153 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,080 And they always had really great musicians. 154 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,000 But I would encourage people to give Roxy Music a try. 155 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:17,960 Yeah, me too. 156 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:22,800 But man, rock albums that. 157 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,400 Let's see, is there some other ones? 158 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,640 Maybe Foreigner might have a couple of albums like that. 159 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,680 I'm trying to think of an Aerosmith album that 160 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,680 would fit that. 161 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,520 Maybe Permanent Vacation. 162 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,360 Permanent Vacation would. 163 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,080 I mean, even their obscure stuff on the back was good, 164 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,120 like John B. Goode. 165 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,800 Oh, there's another one on there. 166 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,760 I can't think of it. 167 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,960 But yeah, Permanent Vacation was good. 168 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,160 I think Desmond Child had a lot to do that album, 169 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,840 which makes it good. 170 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,760 Def Leppard. 171 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,800 I think Pyromania. 172 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,520 Yeah, there's a lot of people think 173 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,080 Pyromania beats Hysteria as an album. 174 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,120 I like Hysteria pretty well. 175 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,480 I like them both, but as far as one of them goes, 176 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,160 I like Pyromania a little bit better. 177 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,880 It wasn't so produced. 178 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,880 Yeah, the drummer still had both of his arms on Pyromania. 179 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,120 And then on Hysteria, they recorded pretty much 180 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,040 the whole album. 181 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,920 And then Steve Clark died. 182 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,920 Yeah, and then they scrapped pretty much everything. 183 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,640 They went out and played part of it live to audition it. 184 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,480 And it's just like, oh man, this stinks. 185 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,080 So they pretty much scrapped everything 186 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,960 and started over and rewriting the whole album, Hysteria. 187 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,440 Oh, OK, so they like it. 188 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,120 I thought it's because of Steve Clark why they did that. 189 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:43,000 No, I think also that he did also die during that time. 190 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,600 And Phil Collin had to double head to do his parts 191 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,920 and tried to play him in Steve's slightly sloppy style. 192 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,200 Yeah, yeah, Steve Clark was sloppy, 193 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,240 but he knew how to arrange chords. 194 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,960 I mean, he was very good, very good. 195 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,080 Awesome rhythm guitar player. 196 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,240 Really good, one of the best. 197 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,080 Man, rhythm guitar players are pretty much unsung heroes, 198 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:02,560 aren't they? 199 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,040 They are. 200 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,280 Oh my gosh. 201 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,440 Yeah. 202 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,520 Malcolm Young, Brad Hamilton. 203 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,160 Yeah, imagine ACDC without Malcolm Young. 204 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,960 You would not have had most of those hits. 205 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,360 And the thing is, he was so simple, too. 206 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:20,120 I mean, he just played notes, minor chords. 207 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:20,880 Didn't matter. 208 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,520 Didn't matter. 209 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,240 Just had one pickup in his guitar. 210 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,360 Yeah, that's it, one pickup. 211 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,520 It's like Barney Fife only has one bullet for his pistol. 212 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,680 Yeah, yeah, he's got one pickup. 213 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,760 Malcolm Young was a no frills guy. 214 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,160 He knew what he wanted to hear. 215 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,560 He knew what sold, and he did it. 216 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,280 I remember somebody, some record critic, 217 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,960 saying that Malcolm Young would probably 218 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,160 be the lead lead guitarist of ACDC, 219 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,800 but practicing got in the way of his drinking time. 220 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,000 Yes. 221 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,480 Because that guy was, man, he destroyed himself. 222 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,920 Yeah, early dementia got him from that. 223 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,040 There were a lot of those ACDC concerts 224 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,600 where it was their other brother, Steve Young, who was playing. 225 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,400 But he looked so much like Malcolm, no one could tell. 226 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,880 Yeah, I was like, oh, there's the guy. 227 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,160 Oh, that's a different guy. 228 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,880 Yeah, they were about the same height, 229 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,200 had the same haircut, and kind of had the same face. 230 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:18,160 He played the exact same guitar, and he stood in the same spot. 231 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,720 And now the guy that they got sounds about the same, too. 232 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,480 He's like a cousin or something. 233 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,440 Yeah, and that makes sense, keeping the family. 234 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,480 Yeah, they have. 235 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,120 Yeah. 236 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:33,600 And then let's see, the older brother, Harry Young, 237 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,760 was a record producer. 238 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,640 He worked with George Vanda to produce some albums. 239 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,480 And then they put out a couple albums themselves 240 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,440 as Flash in the Pan. 241 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,840 They had a radio hit with Hey St. Peter. 242 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,240 Oh, wow. 243 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,160 So they put out two albums as Flash in the Pan. 244 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:53,440 But then ACDC's early years, it was Vanda and Young 245 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,720 who did all the production work until they got big 246 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,360 and was taken over by more famous producers. 247 00:09:59,360 --> 00:09:59,880 OK. 248 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,920 It's been a family-run band for a long time. 249 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:04,840 Very cool. 250 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,080 How about Meatloaf? 251 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,520 Oh, yeah. 252 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,120 Bad Out of Hell? 253 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:15,000 Bad Out of Hell, monster, monster album. 254 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,800 Some would say Bad Out of Hell, too, but it was good. 255 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,040 But I do not put it up there with Bad Out of Hell. 256 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,540 Yeah, I was going to mention that. 257 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,120 Bad Out of Hell, too, I think outsold Bad Out of Hell. 258 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,200 But I don't think it was as good an album. 259 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,040 No, Jim Steinman had so much to do with those albums, too. 260 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,880 Yeah, I would say Bad Out of Hell would be in there, 261 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,680 definitely. 262 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,720 Yeah. 263 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,220 Yeah. 264 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,280 Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run. 265 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,760 I'm not a Springsteen fan, so I'm not. 266 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,000 I'm not really either. 267 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,480 But that was pretty much a perfect album, especially 268 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,320 for the time. 269 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:49,840 OK. 270 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,360 It had the title track. 271 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,560 It had Jungle Land. 272 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:57,240 It had Thunder Road, a number of other ones. 273 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,440 But I remember my brother bought it, and he'd play it. 274 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,520 And side one's over, you flip the vinyl over and play side 275 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,480 two. 276 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,480 And even though I didn't like Bruce Springsteen, 277 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,080 it was like, I like all these songs. 278 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,480 These are just good, fun, well-written songs. 279 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,200 I was really impressed with that album. 280 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,760 Billy Squire, Don't Say No. 281 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,520 Yes, another really good one. 282 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,520 That was a fantastic album. 283 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,720 I guess you could throw in Peter Frampton Comes Alive. 284 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,560 Yeah, that's true. 285 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,480 That double live album. 286 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,000 Because a lot of songs that didn't even hit on the album 287 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,720 hit on that. 288 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,240 Yeah, yeah. 289 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,560 Basically, it was the greatest hits album for him, 290 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,120 but that was the first time I'd ever heard of him. 291 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:35,920 Me too. 292 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,280 I didn't even remember him from him. 293 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,280 Kind of like Kiss. 294 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,640 He was in Humble Pie before. 295 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,720 Yeah, in Humble Pie, yeah. 296 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,520 Yeah. 297 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,280 So I didn't know who Peter Frampton was. 298 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,520 I just saw this guy with curly hair and the guitars, 299 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,480 and all the girls in high school were losing their minds 300 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:48,980 over him. 301 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:52,960 He had a tiny penis, according to Connie or whatever. 302 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,600 Sweet Connie. 303 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,920 Sweet Connie. 304 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,680 I think she said Huey Lewis was gigantic. 305 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,240 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,120 And Peter Frampton was micro. 307 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,520 Yeah. 308 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,960 What a thing to be known about, huh? 309 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:04,520 No kidding. 310 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,720 Peter Frampton, great guitarist. 311 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,000 Hey, did you know he had an extremely small penis? 312 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 No, I didn't know that. 313 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 314 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,280 Yes, Sweet Connie said, oh, shit, she had no dicks. 315 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:13,760 All right. 316 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,840 But then again, we're just taking her word for it. 317 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,560 Yeah, that's right. 318 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,440 He could have done something to piss her off. 319 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,320 And he's, I'll get him back. 320 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,280 Or maybe it's just a really cold day. 321 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:25,880 It could be. 322 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,560 It could be, yeah, yeah. 323 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,560 He was all coked out. 324 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:33,440 He just wouldn't act for him. 325 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,320 I'm trying to come up with an album from earlier 326 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,640 in the rock and roll era, see if there's a really good one 327 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,560 from back there. 328 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,120 How about a Bad Company album? 329 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,000 Yeah, their first album was really good. 330 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,760 I can say Bad Company, Bad Company would probably be. 331 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,960 I think that'd be the one. 332 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,460 Yeah. 333 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,600 Yeah, yeah. 334 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,120 It's interesting. 335 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,160 They have a version of that album 336 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:05,200 where they have demo tracks and outtakes and things. 337 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:10,520 And it's interesting, some of the songs on the demo versions, 338 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,240 they do them slightly differently. 339 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,760 And the song is just boring. 340 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,640 It's just like a dud. 341 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,480 And then you compare it to the way they actually 342 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,320 did it in the studio with just some little difference 343 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,520 on the vocals, little difference on the drums. 344 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,000 Like, wow, it's a whole new track now. 345 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,920 Yeah. 346 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,840 Kiss Destroyer. 347 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,640 Yeah, yeah, that would be up there. 348 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,920 Yeah, Detroit Rock City. 349 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,200 All that. 350 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,520 Lovegum was really good, too. 351 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,320 I mean, that's when they were really 352 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,800 putting out quality music. 353 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:40,480 And I'd say that even over Kiss Alive, which we're learning 354 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,480 probably wasn't a live album after all. 355 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,360 No, it wasn't. 356 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,760 No, no, no. 357 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:50,240 But you know, it's not illegal to put out a studio album 358 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,640 and claim it was live. 359 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,320 No, no, not at all. 360 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,640 There's nothing illegal or prosecutable about that. 361 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,120 And evidently, they've done that. 362 00:13:59,120 --> 00:13:59,880 Yeah. 363 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,320 Gene Simmons had the best quote. 364 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,120 He said, look on the cover of Kiss Alive. 365 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,680 And Ace has his guitar flipped over, 366 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,360 and he's playing the back of it. 367 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,120 That should tell you something. 368 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,440 That was his quote. 369 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,200 That's funny. 370 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,720 Because that was Ace Frehley's little secret message is that, 371 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,240 yeah, this is being faked. 372 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:21,880 Yeah. 373 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,000 We ain't playing live. 374 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,160 In fact, the picture on the cover was they rented a club 375 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,000 and set their stuff up, did their makeup, 376 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,520 and then put the smoke up. 377 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,840 And they took those pictures with nobody else in there. 378 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,280 See, I thought that was a painting. 379 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,160 But I guess not. 380 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,440 No, it was a staged. 381 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,320 Fake concert. 382 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,400 Supposedly live in concert photograph, but it was faked. 383 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,120 And they're very upfront about this. 384 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,200 Oh, yeah, we just let them learn stage day. 385 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,280 Yeah, they never did lie about it, 386 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,240 I can give them that, when they were questioned. 387 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,160 And what one of the people involved in the album said 388 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,080 is, we had all these hits and all these songs, 389 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,080 but if we actually went out and recorded a live album, 390 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,280 it would be small crowds. 391 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,760 And you could tell they would be small crowds. 392 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,280 That's true. 393 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,440 So the way to make Kiss a giant act 394 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,440 is to pretend they were already. 395 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,080 And it worked. 396 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:10,920 Yeah, yeah. 397 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,920 Because you listen to the albums like, wow, 398 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,720 listen to those tens and tens of thousands of people screaming 399 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,720 in the love of this music. 400 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,960 There must be something to it. 401 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,360 But most people didn't know Kiss, number one, 402 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,160 the first album, we had Deuce and Strutter. 403 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,680 Number two, Hotter Than Hell. 404 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,800 And oh, I forgot it. 405 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,040 There are a couple of ballad-ish songs 406 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,520 that Paul wrote on there. 407 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,160 And nobody knew about Dressed to Kill. 408 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,640 And then when they put them all together on a live album, 409 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,840 everybody learned them. 410 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,640 It was all the best songs from all those, 411 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,280 all the ones that sounded best in a quote unquote live 412 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:40,800 situation. 413 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,720 One of their biggest hits, Rock and Roll All Night, 414 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,800 wasn't a hit until Kiss Alive. 415 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,720 Nobody knew about it until Kiss Alive. 416 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,960 Yeah, the Aerosmiths hit Dream On was on their first album, 417 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,840 but it didn't become a hit until their second or third album. 418 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,360 And somebody went back and said, oh, let's 419 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,680 see what else these guys have. 420 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,720 And dug up Dream On, and then that became huge. 421 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,600 Yeah. 422 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,240 Same thing happened with Duran Duran. 423 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,000 Their second album was the one that 424 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,880 got them a bunch of airplay. 425 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,080 And then the DJ started going back and playing stuff 426 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,120 off their first album. 427 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,360 And everyone discovered that that was way better, 428 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,040 that they'd actually be getting worse. 429 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,400 Yeah, yeah. 430 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,600 It was kind of an oops moment. 431 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,600 It was just like grunge. 432 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:26,680 Grunge got no traction until, what was the name of the band? 433 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,360 Where it had Chris Cornell and- 434 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,520 Soundgarden? 435 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,680 Oh, no, Temple of the Dog. 436 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:36,360 Temple of the Dog, and Eddie Vedder, and Stone Gossard. 437 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,360 OK, basically, most of both bands joined together 438 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,400 as a tribute to- 439 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,040 Andy Wood. 440 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,000 Andy Wood, who died of a drug overdose, 441 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,640 but they're all really good friends. 442 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,320 And as a tribute to him was Say Hello to Heaven and Hunger 443 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,760 Strike. 444 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,000 Those two songs hit big. 445 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,200 And then DJ, I believe in Detroit, started going, 446 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,240 you know what? 447 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,160 These bands have some really good songs on them, 448 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,560 just nobody knew about them. 449 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,320 He started playing a lot of their stuff. 450 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,880 And then all of a sudden, people were like, 451 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,080 what's this grunge stuff? 452 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,240 Yeah. 453 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,880 And actually, from what I remember, 454 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,520 that album had been out two years. 455 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,920 Temple of the Dog had been out for two years. 456 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,880 And somebody found it and started playing it, 457 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,920 going, this is not half bad. 458 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,640 Yeah, that album was released before anyone knew 459 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,080 who Soundgarden and Pearl Jam were. 460 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,560 Unless you're in Seattle, you didn't know who they were. 461 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,320 Yeah, and the musicians released it because they 462 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,560 wanted to as a tribute. 463 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,880 It's not like, oh, this is going to put us over the top. 464 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,060 It's just a personal project of theirs, 465 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,760 but they wanted to do it well. 466 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,280 And then when the bands got big, they went back and said, 467 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,960 oh, look at this. 468 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,520 And then they had to go film a video for it 469 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,280 because back then, they were actually 470 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,560 seeing music videos on TV. 471 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,040 Yeah, they're actually on MTV, too. 472 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,360 Bad Motor Finger was re-released because of that 473 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:55,600 because when it came out, nobody knew about it, really. 474 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,760 They're watching Trickster and Firehouse. 475 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,400 They were watching it. 476 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,600 I remember Firehouse. 477 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,320 Oh my god. 478 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,360 Don't Treat Me Bad. 479 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 480 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,920 Gosh. 481 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,760 You know what? 482 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,360 That guy, they just need to grab him, the singer, 483 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,040 and bare bottom spank him for five hours. 484 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,960 Yeah, and the loser has to spank him. 485 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,460 Oh, yeah. 486 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,160 Yeah, he draws straws. 487 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:17,640 Yeah. 488 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah. 489 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,240 You've got to spank him bare handed 490 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,120 so he gets a lower you. 491 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,240 Yes, yeah. 492 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,880 Wasn't there a band back then called Kicks, K-I-X? 493 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 494 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,160 I actually liked a lot of their music, 495 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,240 but they never hit big because they weren't pretty. 496 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,880 I can't remember any of their songs, 497 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,640 but I remember liking them. 498 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,140 Cold. 499 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,560 We'll have to look them up. 500 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,880 Don't Close Your Eyes was a huge ballad. 501 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,480 Oh, yeah. 502 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,840 I remember Don't Close Your Eyes. 503 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,880 Yeah. 504 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,960 Is it Cold Blood or Cold Something is All You Need? 505 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,160 Ah, shit. 506 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,560 Yeah, they had a few hits. 507 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,360 Let's see. 508 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,680 Ba-bum. 509 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,600 Glam, Middle, and Hard Rock formed in 76. 510 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,160 Didn't get popular until the 80s. 511 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,080 Yeah, I knew they were around a long time. 512 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:04,920 Let's see. 513 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,720 Ba-dum-dum-dum. 514 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:10,520 I think the late 80s is when they really hit. 515 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,160 Heartache, The Itch, Atomic Bombs, Body Talk, Loco, 516 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,520 Emotion, Cool Kids, Midnight Dyn- 517 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,480 these are all their singles. 518 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,080 Midnight Dynamite. 519 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,000 Midnight Dynamite, Cold Shower, Scarlet Fever, Cold Blood. 520 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,880 Cold Blood. 521 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,120 Blow My Fuse. 522 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,320 Blow My Fuse, that's it. 523 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:24,840 Yeah. 524 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,160 That was the album that I really liked. 525 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:26,880 That was the album. 526 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,560 That was the album and the single. 527 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,880 And the single, yeah. 528 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,640 Don't Close Your Eyes, that was in 89. 529 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,480 That was a huge hit. 530 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,760 Get It While It's Hot, Girl Money, Hotwire, Same Jane. 531 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,240 Oh, Girl Money was hot, yeah. 532 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,720 911. 533 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,760 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. 534 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,840 And then Jump Ahead to 2014, Love Me With Your Top Down, 535 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,600 and Wheels in Motion from Rock Your Face Off. 536 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,360 I have no idea about those. 537 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,440 Yeah, who knows who he was even left in the band 538 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,120 at that point. 539 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:52,760 Yeah. 540 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,520 I know one of them was like painting signs, 541 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,360 billboard signs. 542 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:56,860 Yeah. 543 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,920 Or was he putting them up? 544 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,680 I think he was painting billboard signs. 545 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,040 Yeah, yeah. 546 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,440 Anyhow, I think it's the guitarist. 547 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,000 Sometimes you get one brief moment of fame and fortune, 548 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,920 and then you've got to go get a real job again. 549 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,000 Yeah, and that's what happened to them. 550 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,480 The problem with them is they never hit it huge. 551 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,680 They were more of an opening act or a big club act. 552 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,680 And they could have had an extended career just being 553 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,360 kind of that nostalgic opening act kind of, 554 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,840 but I guess that's not what they wanted. 555 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,400 No, no, they're, yeah. 556 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,520 They went with what they did, and that's it. 557 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,080 So I mean, I could see them being part of festivals. 558 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,440 Like some go, oh, Kix, yeah, I remember them. 559 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,200 Yeah, I wouldn't mind going and seeing them. 560 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,920 Yeah, they'd be the band you wouldn't try to avoid. 561 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,680 Some bands, it's like, oh, when they come on, 562 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680 let's go find the bathrooms, go get something to eat, 563 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,680 take a nap, whatever. 564 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,360 Kix would be one you'd want to listen to. 565 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,920 You'd be one to go, yeah, I'm interested in listening to them, 566 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,320 see who's there, who's not. 567 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:56,800 Yeah. 568 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,520 Some bands can make a real living off of being the band, 569 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,200 the songs you heard when you were having 570 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,000 the best time of your life. 571 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,680 Oh, yeah. 572 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:04,920 Yeah. 573 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,400 You'll always go see those bands. 574 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,960 Yeah, except Motley Crue. 575 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,120 Oh, yeah, sometimes they just ruin it, don't they? 576 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,720 Yeah, yep. 577 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,960 Yeah, Nikki Sixx, everybody I know 578 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,920 views him as a complete hypocrite now. 579 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,840 Nikki the Prick. 580 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,720 Yeah, nobody likes him anymore. 581 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,880 He destroyed his image completely. 582 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,160 I think he's been this guy for a while. 583 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,840 It's just he burned through all the good PR 584 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,240 they could create around the band and around him. 585 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,400 And enough people have been exposed to his dickness 586 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,840 that it's like, you know what? 587 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,040 We're tired of pretending this guy isn't a jerk. 588 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,480 We're just going to call him a jerk. 589 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,280 Yeah, yep. 590 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,360 And now he doesn't have the influence he used to, 591 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,720 so no one has to kiss his ass. 592 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,760 People are just like, oh, he's a dick. 593 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,480 Yeah, yeah, I guess to the point where 594 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:54,240 the money you can make for people, while substantial, 595 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,840 isn't as much as they can make with someone else. 596 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,440 So it seems weird that if I can make $10 million 597 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,320 with this guy, why wouldn't I? 598 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,320 Well, the fact is, if I could go make $20 million 599 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,520 with that guy, I don't give a shit about this guy 600 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,400 and his $10 million. 601 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400 Exactly. 602 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,840 You're turning your back on an easy $10 million, 603 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,360 but you're going to get an easy $20 over there. 604 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,640 He had two songs written about him, too, by other bands. 605 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,400 Ah. 606 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400 Godsmack, they were touring with him, 607 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,520 and they hated him so bad. 608 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,960 They come up with a song, You're Crying Like a Bitch. 609 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,920 And that was about Nicky Sixx. 610 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,640 I love it. 611 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,800 And Tattooed Millionaire was about Nicky Sixx, 612 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:32,600 Bruce Dickinson. 613 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,120 That's awesome. 614 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,600 I guess Nicky banged his wife. 615 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,000 But Nicky claims he didn't know that that was his wife. 616 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,080 And anyhow, Nicky had no idea Tattooed Millionaire was 617 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,680 about him until he heard an interview. 618 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,480 And he's like, oh, yeah, it's about Nicky Sixx. 619 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,640 He's like, huh? 620 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,480 Supposedly. 621 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,600 Well, you know, I would think in Bruce Dickinson's place, 622 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,160 you don't get mad at Nicky Sixx. 623 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,360 You get mad at your wife. 624 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,600 Because Nicky wasn't married. 625 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,240 No, I know. 626 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,680 Your wife was the one who was married. 627 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,160 Yeah. 628 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,680 Yeah. 629 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,800 Nope, I agree. 630 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,760 Isn't that just like always the way it is on television? 631 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:07,520 Especially if it's a man cheating on his wife, 632 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,600 the wife will go attack the other woman. 633 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,440 Yeah. 634 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:10,940 Yeah. 635 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:11,440 Why? 636 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,080 It's like, no. 637 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,640 No, no, no, no. 638 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,640 That's a TV thing, I guess. 639 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,480 Get the one that you're closest to. 640 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,000 Yeah. 641 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,560 The one that you trusted, not the other person. 642 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,640 Yeah. 643 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,800 So anyhow. 644 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,880 Well, hey, you know what? 645 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,000 We came up with a neat little segment earlier. 646 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,840 Yeah. 647 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,560 And these are like, OK, you're out in traffic, right? 648 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,920 OK, and some guy cuts you off, right? 649 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,640 And you just kind of like do the, maybe not even middle finger, 650 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,120 but your hands in there like what the fuck. 651 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,480 And he responds with a flip off. 652 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,200 And you're like, hey, you almost killed me. 653 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:42,880 And you flipped me off. 654 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,320 So you flip him off back, OK? 655 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:44,800 Yeah. 656 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,680 The guy jumps out of his car at a stoplight 657 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,760 and challenges you to a fist fight. 658 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,600 So you're like, all right, bitch, so you jump up. 659 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,360 What song do you want to hear in your head 660 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,880 when you're entering this fist fight? 661 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,640 Yeah. 662 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,640 Yeah. 663 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,680 Go ahead. 664 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,240 First one on my list is Stroblite Beatdown 665 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,200 by Monster Magnet. 666 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:15,920 And I could see a fist fight happening. 667 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,080 I could, too. 668 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:17,960 Yeah, yeah. 669 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,360 Oh, yeah, I think you'd win. 670 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:19,840 Yeah. 671 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,720 Anyway, since we're playing clips of it with poor quality, 672 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,040 there's no copyright issues. 673 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,920 OK, good. 674 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,600 Good, good, good. 675 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,320 I had also picked When the Planes Fall 676 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,440 from the Sky and Radiation Day by the same band. 677 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,560 But I think Stroblite Beatdown really. 678 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,000 I tried not to get more than one by a band. 679 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,680 Yeah. 680 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,600 OK, that's good. 681 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,040 Yeah. 682 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,400 So you want to go back and forth? 683 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 684 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,760 My first one would be Pantera Walk. 685 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,200 Oh, perfect. 686 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:51,840 Yeah. 687 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,080 This song can make you beat the shit out of anybody. 688 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:54,560 I mean, yeah. 689 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,040 Even if they weren't a part of it, 690 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,400 you go and kick their ass, too. 691 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:57,920 Yeah. 692 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,720 Yeah, they could be just sitting there watching. 693 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,360 You know what? 694 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,840 This song makes me so fucking tough and angry, 695 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,360 I'm going to beat your ass, too. 696 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:13,560 And anyhow, yeah, Pantera Walk. 697 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:16,960 Let's see. 698 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,960 My next one was Mean Streets by Van Halen. 699 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,840 And I don't have an audio clip of that. 700 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,640 But during the driving part of the song, 701 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,280 I think that would be a really good. 702 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,920 I would agree with that, yeah. 703 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,000 Plus, the title Mean Streets, that's going to mean something. 704 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,520 Uh-huh. 705 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,600 So what's that? 706 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,080 What's next? 707 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:46,760 OK, next I'm going to go with DOA Van Halen. 708 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,720 Yeah. 709 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,960 Yeah. 710 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,280 That one's a good one. 711 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,680 Dead or Alive. 712 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,280 I remember that. 713 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,600 That was David Lee Roth's song. 714 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,960 Yeah, that guitar riff on it is just mean. 715 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,120 Yeah, that is. 716 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,400 Yeah, you want something mean, but with a good tempo. 717 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 718 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,800 I could see kicking the shit out of somebody with that one. 719 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,280 Mm. 720 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,800 I came up with Hell Yeah by Bullet Boys. 721 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,280 Oh, that's a good one. 722 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,760 There we go. 723 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,760 Oh, that's a good one. 724 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:22,240 Oh, that's a good one. 725 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,720 See this chord in there? 726 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,720 Let's wait until the rope will start. 727 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,200 OK. 728 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,680 3, 2, 1 now. 729 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,160 Hit me just like 1800 dollars. 730 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,160 I knew I was in a state of pace before. 731 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,600 Yeah, I can see that. 732 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,360 Yeah. 733 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,520 That one kind of sounds like it would work, wouldn't it? 734 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,080 Yeah, it would. 735 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,560 You might play this just so people get the just of it. 736 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,160 I went with Iron Maiden, Two Minutes to Midnight. 737 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,480 And it's because of the riff. 738 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,160 And really nothing else, just the riff. 739 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,520 Let me pull that one up too. 740 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,320 I've got Two Minutes to Midnight, Iron Maiden. 741 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:13,960 There we go. 742 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,440 Yeah. 743 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,840 That would definitely work. 744 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:23,760 That would definitely do it. 745 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,560 Yeah, yep. 746 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,640 That kicks in. 747 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,160 Yeah. 748 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,760 That's when you got them on the ground. 749 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,400 That definitely works, yes. 750 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,080 All right, my next one I have is Put You Down 751 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,120 by Allison Chains. 752 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:45,620 Yeah. 753 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,000 That's got a mean swagger to it. 754 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,800 It does. 755 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,440 It does. 756 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,240 Plus the title, Put You Down. 757 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,880 Yeah. 758 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,920 Oh, I get one a lot. 759 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,960 This next one you might want to play too. 760 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,040 I've got Soundgarden, The Mailman. 761 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,440 Oh, yeah. 762 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,360 Yeah, this song is just oh. 763 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,760 Oh, stop that. 764 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,400 Oh, yeah, I don't know what that was. 765 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,200 That song would make you fight somebody too. 766 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,680 Yeah. 767 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,680 Let me get rid of that. 768 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,040 All right, yeah, definitely. 769 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,120 Yeah, that was the song I was getting ready. 770 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,960 I'm going to have to just say that one. 771 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,640 Oh, OK. 772 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,200 What the heck is that doing? 773 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,280 I don't know. 774 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,720 All right, let's try this over. 775 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,920 All right, let's see. 776 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,720 Is that the Bluetooth maybe freaking out? 777 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,720 That is the Bluetooth doing it. 778 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,480 Ouch. 779 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,640 All right. 780 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,000 OK, let's see, The Mailman. 781 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,600 Mailman. 782 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,480 I wish it would stop that. 783 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,960 I wish it would too. 784 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:11,080 I can see that going. 785 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,760 I don't know what that little clicky sound is. 786 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,520 Yeah, it might be in the actual recording maybe, you think? 787 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,120 No, it's just doing it all the time. 788 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,640 OK. 789 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,040 All right. 790 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,120 Always the best technology we have available. 791 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,520 Yes, yes, yeah. 792 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,840 They only get the best with the music creeps. 793 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,360 Wow. 794 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,880 OK. 795 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,480 All right, here's my next one. 796 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,280 It's a Shogun named Marcus by Clutch. 797 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,560 Oh, Clutch, yeah. 798 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,080 Yeah. 799 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:48,080 I remember this. 800 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,580 Yep. 801 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,760 That's kind of the whole drum beat of the song. 802 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,160 It kind of does this over and over. 803 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:55,920 That's a good one. 804 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,920 That's a real good one. 805 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,420 Yep. 806 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,240 Anyway, that's a whole lot of fun. 807 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,320 OK. 808 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,320 Excuse me. 809 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,880 My next one, I have Rock and Roll Rebel by Ozzy Osbourne. 810 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,200 A great Jakey Lee riff on that. 811 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,760 I mean, it is just insane. 812 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,720 It's so good. 813 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,960 Let me see if I can get that one up. 814 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,680 Rock and Roll Rebel Ozzy Osbourne. 815 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,480 Oh, look, it's an ad for T-Mobile. 816 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,320 Oh, yay. 817 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,400 This just makes me hate T-Mobile even more than I already do. 818 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,880 Yep. 819 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,600 All right, so anyhow, there you go. 820 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,320 Yeah, T-Mobile. 821 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,720 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 822 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,920 Let's look up their commercial. 823 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,240 Yeah, let's just talk over them. 824 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,800 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 825 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,600 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 826 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,480 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 827 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,160 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 828 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,200 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 829 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,700 Yep. 830 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,760 I can see definitely fucking smacking someone 831 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,920 to the ground on this. 832 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,920 Yeah. 833 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,400 And then here, you start curb stomping them right here. 834 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:11,900 Here. 835 00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:15,040 That's when you pick their head up 836 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,520 and you make them look at you before you curb stomp them. 837 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,020 Yeah. 838 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:21,560 They go, hey, hey, hey, you know why this is happening, 839 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,400 don't you? 840 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:22,900 Yeah. 841 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800 There's just all sorts of technical malfunctions. 842 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,300 Oh, yeah. 843 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:27,720 It's just it's. 844 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,320 You know what? 845 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,000 It's free. 846 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,400 They're getting their money's worth. 847 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,040 OK, here's one of my weird ones. 848 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,760 OK. 849 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,160 David Bowie, Suffragette City. 850 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,160 I got to hear this. 851 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,440 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 852 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,080 I never knew it was Suffragette City. 853 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,760 I was doing this. 854 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,400 Hey, man. 855 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:47,900 Yeah. 856 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,400 Hey, man. 857 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,560 I can see this. 858 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,920 This is if you're on mushrooms fighting somebody. 859 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,120 Oh, that's a good one. 860 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,960 Yeah, definitely. 861 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,520 Oh, yeah. 862 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,480 When you're getting hit, you're just laughing. 863 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,800 Oh, that's great. 864 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,480 That's great. 865 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,600 Now watch this. 866 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,040 Oh, yeah. 867 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,480 Next day, you're black and blue. 868 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,240 You're like, jeez, that was fun last night. 869 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,360 I don't know about today. 870 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,920 So I have The Rooster by Alice in Chains. 871 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,640 Yeah, yeah, that song is just that song 872 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,800 is like an ass beat in a can. 873 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,080 It's like, hey, what is this? 874 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:22,560 I don't know. 875 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,800 Open up. 876 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,960 Oh, fuck. 877 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,360 Starts off slow. 878 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,200 Yeah. 879 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:29,880 Oh, no, shit. 880 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,200 I said the wrong one. 881 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,720 Rooster? 882 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,720 Angry Chair. 883 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,480 Oh, yeah. 884 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,240 That's even better. 885 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:34,920 Sorry. 886 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,800 Yeah, Angry Chair is the one that I think is not this thing. 887 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,560 OK. 888 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,120 Starting with a drum beat. 889 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,320 You're getting out of your car. 890 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,160 Oh, there we go. 891 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,000 Oh, yeah. 892 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,080 Tough guy approaches you. 893 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,560 Yeah. 894 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,400 Oh, there it is right there. 895 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,400 This is so dark. 896 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,440 It's beyond dark. 897 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,480 I like that. 898 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,240 Yeah. 899 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,840 This is when they were balling. 900 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,280 Fucking Jury Cat Trail. 901 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,040 Sitting on an angry chair. 902 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,680 Lane Staley fucking nails it. 903 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,520 Those harmonies are just amazing. 904 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,840 Yeah. 905 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,840 You can hear those harmonies on Lawrence Welk, 906 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,840 and you know it's them. 907 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,840 It's like, hey, that's Alice in Chains. 908 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,800 What are they doing here? 909 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,080 Let's see. 910 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,720 Let me go to my next one. 911 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,920 This one is going to be fun. 912 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,360 Remember the Dead Kennedys? 913 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,720 Yes. 914 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,680 Too drunk to fuck. 915 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 916 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,960 This is a wiry guy fighting somebody. 917 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:40,480 Yeah. 918 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,920 Throwing fists everywhere and fucking knees and. 919 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,400 I'd have to lie. 920 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,360 He's got the right tempo for a fist fight. 921 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,840 But I'm turning. 922 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,800 You're out of luck. 923 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,280 Here we go. 924 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,280 I'm rolling down the stairs. 925 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,760 Too drunk to fuck. 926 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,240 Yeah, there we go. 927 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,720 Too drunk to fuck. 928 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,560 I love that chorus. 929 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,280 Too drunk to fuck. 930 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280 Yep. 931 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,280 Too drunk. 932 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,120 Too fucked. 933 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,880 That's all I need right now. 934 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,360 Too drunk to fuck. 935 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,960 I used to have those as my ringtone. 936 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,240 Awesome. 937 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,320 Still the best band name ever. 938 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,480 Yes, the Dead Kennedys. 939 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,360 Because there were a bunch of them, weren't there? 940 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,240 Oh, yeah, there was. 941 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,520 Shit. 942 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,600 Damn, I forgot what my next one was going to be. 943 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,560 Mob Rules. 944 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,640 Oh, that's a good one. 945 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,400 Yeah, this one is just flat heavy, heavy, heavy. 946 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,880 Starts out heavy and ends heavy. 947 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,280 Oh, I remember what I was going to tell you. 948 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,440 OK. 949 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,240 Speaking of the Dead Kennedys. 950 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:56,400 We're having bad product ideas tonight on Two Douchebags 951 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,920 and a Microphone. 952 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,280 It's the Johnny Rotten Sing-A-Long from ages four 953 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:00,760 to seven. 954 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,400 That's awesome. 955 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,240 Did not work. 956 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:10,400 Believe it or not, did not work. 957 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,680 Sorry I gave it up. 958 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,560 Well, you probably won't even hear this first. 959 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,000 I don't know. 960 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,360 We'll see. 961 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,320 Whoever I get to first is what I'll do. 962 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,720 But anyhow. 963 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,840 Here's another weird one. 964 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,600 OK. 965 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:26,320 Satisfaction, but not by the Stones, by Devo. 966 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:26,800 OK. 967 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,300 OK. 968 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920 OK, this is when you're at a card table. 969 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,520 Yeah. 970 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,640 And the guy's cheating. 971 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,960 Yeah. 972 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,000 And you realize it. 973 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,400 You jump up. 974 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,680 Here's where you jump over the table to hit him in the face. 975 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,760 Probably looks like that guy. 976 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,800 Oh my god. 977 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,760 Yeah, yeah, he does. 978 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,720 That's when you take his hand and you're getting ready to slam 979 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,040 it on the table. 980 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,240 You're cramming a whole bunch of poker chips in his mouth. 981 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,400 Yeah, motherfucker. 982 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,720 I first heard this on Saturday Night Live. 983 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,440 And it just blew me away. 984 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,480 I remember this song, but I didn't know it was Devo. 985 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,640 That's my favorite version of Satisfaction now. 986 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,040 All right. 987 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,240 And then I would go Helter Skelter by the Beatles 988 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:25,200 and then Motley Crue, Close Second. 989 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,320 Oh yeah. 990 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,520 That makes me want to hit somebody. 991 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,000 Yeah, yeah. 992 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,200 This song was so ahead of its time. 993 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:34,720 Yeah. 994 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,920 Listen to that shit. 995 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,920 Punk, metal, psychedelic. 996 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,840 Yep. 997 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,960 And everything else. 998 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,600 Yeah. 999 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,640 How did they come up with this at the time? 1000 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,240 This had to be John Lennon. 1001 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,800 John Lennon and really good drugs. 1002 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000 Now you know how come Charlie Manson went around killing, 1003 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,280 well, had people kill people. 1004 00:36:59,280 --> 00:36:59,800 Yeah. 1005 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,320 Yeah. 1006 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,000 But that line, you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer, 1007 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,160 that would kind of fit in with a fist fight, wouldn't it? 1008 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,000 It would, wouldn't it? 1009 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,480 Yeah. 1010 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,280 Yeah. 1011 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,920 This, oh, that was just good on all levels. 1012 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,800 Yeah, yeah. 1013 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,440 That's a good one. 1014 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:18,880 Let me see if I get the next one I have. 1015 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,120 Here we go. 1016 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:25,320 You wouldn't think there'd be an Elton John song that would work? 1017 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,800 But let's try this one. 1018 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,300 Yeah. 1019 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,800 The bitch is back. 1020 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,300 Oh. 1021 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,000 I was going to go with Saturday Nights, 1022 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,040 All Right for Fighting, but that's too obvious. 1023 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,360 Yeah. 1024 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,320 But I like the bitch is back. 1025 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,320 I like that. 1026 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:45,820 That's good. 1027 00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:49,800 I was just a fight when I was five. 1028 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,280 Raise a cane, I'll spit in your eye. 1029 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,760 Time to change, and now the war gets fast. 1030 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,120 But the beast is gonna catch you when the bitch gets fast. 1031 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,600 This would be kind of a lead up to the fight. 1032 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,280 You know, you're trash talking before the fight. 1033 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,320 Before the fight, it's like, all right, man, get ready, 1034 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,040 because the bitch is back. 1035 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,000 I was kind of thinking Jimi Hendrix, Crosstown Traffic. 1036 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:15,960 Oh, yeah. 1037 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,440 Yeah. 1038 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,120 Yeah. 1039 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:17,800 That's a good one. 1040 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,760 Let's see if I can find it. 1041 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,600 Bitch is back would be an interesting one, because of? 1042 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,400 Crosstown Traffic. 1043 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,240 I think that's the name of it. 1044 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:26,740 OK. 1045 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:31,200 And the kazoo. 1046 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,600 This is just fucked. 1047 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,080 Yep. 1048 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,920 And then it kicks in. 1049 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,720 OK, here's where the actual fight begins. 1050 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,560 Oh, that's actually perfect for a fist fight. 1051 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,060 Yeah. 1052 00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:54,560 It is. 1053 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,040 Speed I drive. 1054 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,000 You tell me it's all right. 1055 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,480 Yeah, I like that. 1056 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:04,440 You say you just want me to take you for a drive. 1057 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:10,600 Yeah, that would work. 1058 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,400 That's awesome. 1059 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,240 That's a good one. 1060 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,440 That would definitely work. 1061 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,840 All right, what have I got next? 1062 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,000 Oh, here's one by Faith No More. 1063 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,440 Oh, I wonder which one. 1064 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,320 There's a lot of them that would work. 1065 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,760 This is called Surprise. 1066 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,320 You're Dead. 1067 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,080 Yeah, OK. 1068 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:26,580 Yep. 1069 00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:31,680 There's the bell to start the fight. 1070 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:36,680 Yeah, definitely. 1071 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:41,000 Yeah, it would work. 1072 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 What album is this off of? 1073 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I remember. 1074 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000 The Real Thing. 1075 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 The Real Thing, OK. 1076 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Surprise. 1077 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 You're Dead. 1078 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Very cool. 1079 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 That's pretty heavy. 1080 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,000 That's when they're kind of doing that kind of thing. 1081 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000 That's pretty heavy. 1082 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 They were just so versatile. 1083 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Yeah. 1084 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Let's see, who's I got next? 1085 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Oh, this one I got to get off YouTube. 1086 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Some of them I got on my phone. 1087 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Some I have to go to YouTube Music and get. 1088 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 OK. 1089 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Oh, All My Life, Foo Fighters. 1090 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Oh, yeah. 1091 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000 It kind of gives it away. 1092 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Except we have a commercial for Jardians. 1093 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Ah, OK. 1094 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Fuck Jardians. 1095 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Yep. 1096 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Which, this will lead me to my next song. 1097 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Yes, very much so. 1098 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000 They're circling each other, eyeing each other, getting ready. 1099 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Yep. 1100 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Now they're getting closer. 1101 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Yep. 1102 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Sizing each other up. 1103 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Now they decide. 1104 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Now they decide. 1105 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 They'll be the sweat dripping down. 1106 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Guy shaking with his fist. 1107 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Oh, there we go. 1108 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Now we're in it now. 1109 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Now, now the cops are called. 1110 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Oh, yeah. 1111 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 That's a great one. 1112 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Great song, too. 1113 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Yeah. 1114 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Yeah, Taylor Hawkins was definitely on his game. 1115 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Oh, God, yeah. 1116 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaking of that, I've got one. 1117 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 This is a very unknown one. 1118 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,000 And you might know it because you've seen it. 1119 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Anyhow, Tony Iommi released a solo album, a true solo album, back in the, I think, late 1120 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 90s. 1121 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,120 He did a song with Dave Grohl called Goodbye Lament. 1122 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,400 I think I've heard of that, but I don't think I've heard it. 1123 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,400 OK, OK. 1124 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,000 I think that would be a good fight song if I remember it correctly. 1125 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Because you just did Dave Grohl, I remember that song specifically. 1126 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,240 Yeah, it's called Goodbye Lament. 1127 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,560 Yeah, I believe that's the name of it. 1128 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,000 It was off of his self-titled Iommi album. 1129 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Yep, Tony Iommi and Dave Grohl. 1130 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 OK. 1131 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Is it Goodbye Lament? 1132 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 OK. 1133 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Yeah. 1134 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,560 Let's see if I remember it correctly. 1135 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,000 I hope so. 1136 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Yeah, I believe it has a slow build, but it's really strong. 1137 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,520 And I love Dave Grohl singing in this, too. 1138 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,680 I remember a little bit more about it. 1139 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,000 Brian May's in it, too. 1140 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Yeah, Brian May. 1141 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Yeah, yep, yep. 1142 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000 And I think Taylor Hawkins did the drumming, didn't he? 1143 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I haven't seen him yet, but. 1144 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000 I think he did. 1145 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000 I don't know. 1146 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 This is a good song. 1147 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 It's creepy as hell. 1148 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Yeah. 1149 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,000 And the song is called Goodbye Lament, so you're going to have something like it. 1150 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Listen to this. 1151 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 You got the slow build. 1152 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Yeah. 1153 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000 So the guy's eyeing the other guy, and they're kind of like fucking, you know, chirping. 1154 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Yeah, fucking. 1155 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Taking their shirts off, flexing their muscles, cracking their knuckles. 1156 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Yeah. 1157 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000 You better say your prayer, son, and get ready to meet your maker. 1158 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Yeah, here we go. 1159 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000 They're in it now. 1160 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Then the guy pulls out of Billy Club. 1161 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:19,000 And the girlfriend's on the sideline yelling, Johnny, no, look out, you're going to kill him. 1162 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Yeah, I like that one. 1163 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000 That should have been a hit. 1164 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Listen to that whole song where you get a chance. 1165 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 It's kind of got a nine inch nails feel, too. 1166 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 It does. 1167 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 It does, yeah. 1168 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000 But Tony Iommi, that whole album is just called Iommi. 1169 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 I encourage anyone to listen to it. 1170 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 That thing is as good as albums get. 1171 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 He had an all-star cast. 1172 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 He had all different types of guest singers on it. 1173 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 He even has a song with Ozzy on it. 1174 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Wow. 1175 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Yeah. 1176 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000 And I think he even has a song with Ian Gillan again, too. 1177 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 Cool. 1178 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Yeah. 1179 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000 So anyhow, yeah, it's good stuff. 1180 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And then Brian May did a couple other songs with him, too. 1181 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Guest guitaring, maybe doing a couple of riffs. 1182 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 I'm not for sure. 1183 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Maybe some of the solo. 1184 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Yeah. 1185 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:09,000 But he was on three or four songs on that album, too, because Tony Iommi and Brian May are best friends. 1186 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 I didn't know that. 1187 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,000 And did you know that I think it's still coming out, but they're in no hurry because they said this. 1188 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000 They said we're in no hurry. 1189 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000 It'll be out sometime. 1190 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 It's a book. 1191 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,000 It's a record or a recording of riffs. 1192 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Oh, okay. 1193 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Yeah, I think I heard of that. 1194 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Just, yeah, just awesome riffs. 1195 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Those two are some of the I mean them and Blackmore are probably the best rip masters ever. 1196 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Yeah. 1197 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 And it's just nothing but guitar riffs. 1198 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:44,000 And I think accompanying with it is the music, the sheet music on how to play it or at least the tabs or the tabs. 1199 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 It could be the tabs. 1200 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 It's something like that. 1201 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Yeah. 1202 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000 The tabs would probably make it more accessible because sheet music you have to learn every year. 1203 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Yeah. 1204 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000 The tabs you can pick up a little easier. 1205 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Yeah. 1206 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Wow, that's cool. 1207 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000 And I don't know. 1208 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 At this point, it might be interactive too. 1209 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000 They might give you a disc that they go, all right, and there's English accent. 1210 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 And now here's how we learned to do this. 1211 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000 I was over there goofing around with the chums. 1212 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Me and the chaps were just hanging out having some tea. 1213 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000 And I hit this particular note and everyone went crazy. 1214 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000 Sometimes it's the guitar sound itself. 1215 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:29,000 You like tune your, change your amp settings to a sound that you're not accustomed to and see what it inspires. 1216 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Is Iommi not the king of that? 1217 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000 I know. 1218 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000 I mean, he claims him and Marshall, that's it. 1219 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Maybe it is. 1220 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Well, it's a modified Marshall. 1221 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 It's a modified Marshall, yeah. 1222 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 But yeah, I don't hear a lot of pedals in between. 1223 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000 No, you don't. 1224 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 No, you don't. 1225 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:50,000 But if you had someone else use that amp and play his SG, I believe, it would not sound the same. 1226 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 No. 1227 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Yeah, it's just Jeff Beck said it the best. 1228 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Use your poor man's tremolo. 1229 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Yeah. 1230 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000 That's your hands. 1231 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Yeah. 1232 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000 It never breaks. 1233 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Never breaks. 1234 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Well, it can. 1235 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000 I mean, yeah. 1236 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Carpal tunnel and stuff. 1237 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 Well, here's my next offering. 1238 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000 It's from Foreigner and it's called Dirty White Boy. 1239 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Oh, yes. 1240 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Don't need no movie star. 1241 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Ain't no Hollywood rock star or something like that. 1242 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000 This back one is cool to be a dirty white boy. 1243 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Yep. 1244 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Oh my God, is that Lou Graham? 1245 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000 That's Lou Graham. 1246 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Oh my God. 1247 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 That's a long time ago. 1248 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:51,000 The title, I always thought Dirty White Boy meant he was kind of rough around the edges 1249 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000 or played dirty or fought dirty or something like that. 1250 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 And I was at work. 1251 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,000 I was working at the media center at Penn Valley Community College at the time. 1252 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:04,000 And one of the other employees there heard the song and she said, 1253 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000 how can they get away with saying that on the radio? 1254 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000 And I just gave her a flip answer, it's like, oh, well, the band members are white, 1255 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 so they can say white boy. 1256 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 And she said, no, dirty white boy. 1257 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,000 That was the slang term for someone who looks white but has a black ancestor. 1258 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Oh, and now they call that something different that I'm not going to say. 1259 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Yes. 1260 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000 But for a while, I never heard that before. 1261 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000 But if you call someone a dirty white boy, that means they pass as white, 1262 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000 but they have people of color in the background. 1263 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,000 So when she told me, I was like, oh my God, how do they say that on the radio? 1264 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 I had no idea that's what it meant. 1265 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,000 I thought it was like a guy that drank Jack Daniels and went streaking or something. 1266 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 I didn't think anything like that. 1267 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Especially since some of the members of the band were British, they had no idea. 1268 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Yeah, they did that song on purpose and probably knowing that most people over here would have no idea. 1269 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Yeah. 1270 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 So, okay. 1271 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Let's see here. 1272 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000 I know there's more. 1273 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 Isn't there like a Jethro Tull song we could go to on there? 1274 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,000 I was looking for a Jethro Tull song, but he starts and stops so often. 1275 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 It's tough to get one that just kind of chugs along. 1276 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Yeah, that's true. And then he adds the fucking pan flute and then so on. 1277 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000 How about Arm Butterfly? 1278 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 You think Indigana De Vito might? 1279 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000 It's a little slow, maybe. 1280 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 It's a little slow, yeah. 1281 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000 But oddly enough, I came up with a different slow one that I think works really well. 1282 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Okay. 1283 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Oh, yeah. 1284 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000 When the Levee breaks. 1285 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 When the Levee breaks. 1286 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Yeah. 1287 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Me no Levee, top me to weep and moan. 1288 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 And the slightly lower sound quality really helps. 1289 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000 I love that. 1290 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 This is like the mailman from Soundgarden. 1291 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Yeah. 1292 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000 It's a hard driving slower song. 1293 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 It gets a point across. 1294 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 This is like people looking at the Levee thinking it's going to break. 1295 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 The rain keeps coming. 1296 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 And he's got the blues. 1297 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Me no Levee, top me to weep and moan. 1298 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Beautiful song. 1299 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 This is that thing. 1300 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Right here. 1301 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 It's coming up right here. 1302 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000 I'm talking about the guitar. 1303 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000 The riff that is kind of a riff but kind of not. 1304 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 It goes on and on, doesn't it? 1305 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 It does. 1306 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000 It's a driving song like that. 1307 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 And we're going around again. 1308 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000 Okay. 1309 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 It comes up somewhere in here. 1310 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 They're staying on that one chord forever. 1311 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Yeah, they are. 1312 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000 And then the harmonic is going nuts in the background. 1313 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000 That was John Paul Jones, wasn't it? 1314 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Nope, we're going around again. 1315 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000 I think it was, yeah. 1316 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Yeah. 1317 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 And then Robert Plant played it live. 1318 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 There we go. 1319 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Yeah, that right there. 1320 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Isn't that a brilliant? 1321 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Yeah. 1322 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,000 It's lighter but it's darker. 1323 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000 This is back in Jimmy Page's Telecaster days. 1324 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Yes. 1325 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,000 And you can tell by the sound. 1326 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Yeah. 1327 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000 It's funny. 1328 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Jimmy Page and his Telecaster sold a shit ton of Les Pauls. 1329 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Yes. 1330 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Because everyone thought he was playing a Les Paul on those albums. 1331 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 That's hilarious. 1332 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 That is such a good song. 1333 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 So let's find Mailman Soundgarden. 1334 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000 I know I've got that on my phone. 1335 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:22,000 There are so many little subtle. 1336 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000 Yeah. 1337 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,000 They describe themselves as Black Sabbath meets The Beatles. 1338 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000 I can see that. 1339 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000 I could too. 1340 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,000 But this song has just got so many underlying things in it. 1341 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,000 There's a line in it where he says, I know I'm heading for the bottom, but I'm riding you all the way. 1342 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000 Yes. 1343 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Yes. 1344 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 That was so good. 1345 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 But listen to Chris Cornell's voice. 1346 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000 Tortured but upbeat but not. 1347 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 He has a gentle voice. 1348 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000 It's a gentle voice. 1349 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Yes. 1350 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000 As you can see on his solo albums, he had a great voice outside of this. 1351 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Yeah. 1352 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:11,000 That's where a lot of these heavy metal bands kind of miss the boat is a beautiful, soft, gentle vocal like this can sometimes be really effective. 1353 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000 This is so effective on this song. 1354 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,000 And I think there's something subtle in there where he goes, you take my spit and he like goes poof. 1355 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Oh, yeah. 1356 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 And it's like real subtle in there. 1357 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Yeah. 1358 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Every kiss turns to spit on my face. 1359 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Yeah. 1360 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Yeah. 1361 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000 And then a little bit later, he does something like he goes poof or something. 1362 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Yeah. 1363 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000 That's awesome. 1364 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Yeah. 1365 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 I mean, you know, and people wonder why he killed himself. 1366 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 I mean, the day I tried to live. 1367 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Yeah. 1368 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Have you not read the lyrics on that or saw the video? 1369 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,000 The video, he keeps trying to hang himself because he's upside down and he doesn't do it. 1370 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Whoops. 1371 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000 This one started early. 1372 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000 And how did he die? 1373 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 He hung himself. 1374 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Only many years later, which doesn't make sense. 1375 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Yeah. 1376 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000 Anyhow. 1377 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Who knows? 1378 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:02,000 It was weird when Chris Cornell was a kid, like 12, 13 years old, a friend brought over 1379 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,000 a bunch of weed and he smoked way too much and just really flipped out on it. 1380 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,000 And he said it was just one of the most horrible experiences of his life. 1381 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,000 So from that point on, the only drugs he wanted to do were pills. 1382 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000 He's like, I'm not smoking anything else, man. 1383 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Just give me pills. 1384 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 I got a question for you. 1385 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 A little bit different, but same thing. 1386 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000 OK. 1387 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Did Vicki Cornell ever win the lawsuit against Atoband? 1388 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000 I don't think so. 1389 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 I don't think she did either. 1390 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 You're talking about a huge pharmacy company. 1391 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Plus, I think it's on the literature, so it may cause suicidal thoughts and ideations. 1392 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 All of it is on there, yeah. 1393 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,000 And they can't prove that that's what caused it because the guy had a history of depression. 1394 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Yeah. 1395 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Guitarist Bob Welch was the same way. 1396 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Yeah. 1397 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000 He was taking... 1398 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 You're talking about X Fleetwood Mac solo guy, right? 1399 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000 Yeah. 1400 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,000 He had a back surgery that was supposed to fix his chronic pain in his back and it didn't 1401 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000 really work. 1402 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,000 So he was going to have to spend the rest of his life on painkillers. 1403 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000 I can't remember the name of that one. 1404 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000 It just ends in an M, I think. 1405 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Elysium or Nexium or whatever the hell it is. 1406 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Anyway, it was one that was really bad for him. 1407 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Yeah, I know what you're saying. 1408 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Yeah. 1409 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000 And his wife is convinced that he would not have killed himself if he hadn't been on it. 1410 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000 There's a lot of examples like that. 1411 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,000 And also, there's the theory on Chris Cornell that he was coming out with something against 1412 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000 this big pedophile ring. 1413 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Oh, that could be too. 1414 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,000 I don't know if that's true or not. 1415 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000 That's kind of like a conspiracy thing. 1416 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,000 But if you read it, it does make some sense. 1417 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:46,000 And then the black necktie that people hang themselves with is significant to something. 1418 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 It means something. 1419 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:53,000 The reason it's a black belt is like a black necktie, which means something. 1420 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Now, I know this because I'm of Mediterranean descent. 1421 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Whenever somebody dies, the way they honor them in the Mediterranean is a black band 1422 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 around their left bicep. 1423 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Yeah. 1424 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000 Okay? 1425 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 There's significance in all of this. 1426 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 The black band means something. 1427 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000 Yeah. 1428 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 And I can't remember exactly. 1429 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,000 You're going to have to do a lot of research on it and go through pages, but it makes a 1430 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000 lot of sense when you're done with it. 1431 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:23,000 It kind of sounds like using a black necktie or belt is a way of... like you're killing 1432 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000 yourself in protest. 1433 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000 Yes. 1434 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 To protest something and call attention to something. 1435 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000 To protest something, yeah. 1436 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000 Yeah. 1437 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000 You're martyring yourself. 1438 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000 You're martyring yourself. 1439 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Yeah. 1440 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 So a black band is traditional in a lot of different things. 1441 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,000 And they say that that's why people hang themselves with a black belt or a black band. 1442 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:45,000 And if you look at a lot of these famous hanging suicides, supposedly, they're done with a black 1443 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 band or a black belt. 1444 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Yeah. 1445 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 So anyhow, look it up. 1446 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000 Information's all out there. 1447 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000 And think back to when Bob Saget died. 1448 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Yeah. 1449 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,000 And they completely covered up and lied about the way he died. 1450 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000 Yes. 1451 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000 They said he fell and hit his head, was it? 1452 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Yeah. 1453 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:11,000 But the coroner publicly said after the investigation into the autopsy, he said the way his skull 1454 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000 was fractured, you can only get that by swinging a baseball bat as hard as you can. 1455 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Yeah. 1456 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Somebody killed him. 1457 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000 There's no way that falling down will make that kind of damage unless you fell off a 1458 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000 multi-story building. 1459 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000 And supposedly he just fell backwards on his bed and hit the headboard. 1460 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000 When I heard that, I thought, bullshit. 1461 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Yeah. 1462 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Total. 1463 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:37,000 So something happened there and the first people on the scene sanitized the crime scene. 1464 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Isn't that weird how that always happens? 1465 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000 Always happens. 1466 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,000 So that tells me he crossed somebody really big somewhere in that and had it done. 1467 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000 You can take your pick. 1468 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,000 Politician, I don't know, rich asshole, whatever. 1469 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Probably somebody we never heard of. 1470 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Yeah, probably. 1471 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000 Like who? 1472 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000 Bob Crane probably did the same thing. 1473 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Bob Crane. 1474 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:03,000 No, Bob Crane was killed by one of his best friends because he was nailing every girl 1475 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 around including that guy's wife. 1476 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 And filming it all at cheap hotels. 1477 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Because he was beat to death with his camera. 1478 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Symbolic. 1479 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Symbolic. 1480 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000 The way people die matters sometimes. 1481 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000 And you know what? 1482 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,000 Nothing was ever done because I guarantee you the prosecution said this guy's a piece 1483 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 of shit. 1484 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Who cares? 1485 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 No one's ever going to convict that guy. 1486 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Yeah. 1487 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Nope, nope. 1488 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000 They know he did it. 1489 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 He's got protocols and a lot of evidence. 1490 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 And they're like, fuck him. 1491 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Bob Crane was a piece of shit. 1492 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Oh. 1493 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Here's my next one. 1494 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Okay. 1495 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000 Marilyn Manson, cake and sodomy. 1496 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,000 I remember, this is off American Dream, isn't it? 1497 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 This is a portrait of American family. 1498 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Portrait of American family. 1499 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure cake and sodomy is him making fun of the Catholic church and their 1500 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000 sex scandal. 1501 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 I'm pretty sure it is too. 1502 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Yeah. 1503 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 White trash, get down on your knees. 1504 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Time for cake and sodomy. 1505 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Yeah. 1506 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Anyway, that'd be good for a fist fight. 1507 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Yeah, that would be. 1508 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000 Especially if you've been molested by a priest. 1509 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000 I am the god of fuck. 1510 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 Only Marilyn Manson would say that. 1511 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:16,000 And look, when that guy was on it, when Marilyn Manson was on it, there was nobody better 1512 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000 at what he did. 1513 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Yeah. 1514 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:23,000 I mean, he took the best of all these different, like Alice Cooper and other stuff, even Blackie 1515 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Lawless. 1516 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000 A little bit of Nine Inch Nails. 1517 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000 He played guitar on some of Nine Inch Nails tracks. 1518 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000 Marilyn Manson? 1519 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000 Marilyn Manson did, yeah. 1520 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000 Brian Warner? 1521 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000 Yeah. 1522 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000 I didn't know he played guitar. 1523 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000 He's listed as Marilyn Manson, I think. 1524 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Oh, he was, okay. 1525 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:41,000 I remember seeing a video of Trent Reznor recording one of the songs off of, I think, 1526 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000 The Downward Spiral or maybe the one before it. 1527 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000 I think it was the one before it. 1528 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Let's see, they're a pretty hate machine. 1529 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 And then Broken. 1530 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Broken and then The Downward Spiral. 1531 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000 I think it was on Broken. 1532 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Broken, yeah. 1533 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,000 And then we showed them in the studio recording and there was Marilyn Manson without makeup. 1534 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000 You know, the long hair but no makeup on, just playing guitar. 1535 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 I had no idea he played. 1536 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Yeah, isn't that weird? 1537 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 That is cool. 1538 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Yeah. 1539 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,000 It would explain how come he was so good at his craft while he was on it. 1540 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Yeah, he learned a lot from Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. 1541 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Oh, yeah. 1542 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:19,000 And he went out on tour with them with Marilyn Manson's first album. 1543 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Okay. 1544 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000 That's where I saw him. 1545 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 It was The Downward Spiral tour with Nine Inch Nails. 1546 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000 Oh, that was good. 1547 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000 I saw that, yeah. 1548 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Yeah. 1549 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,500 Marilyn Manson opened and then before, I think, In Between was like the Jim Rose sideshow 1550 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:32,500 circus. 1551 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,500 Yes, yeah. 1552 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,500 It was a geek show. 1553 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,000 Yeah, they also played with Jane's Addiction too. 1554 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Yeah. 1555 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Yeah. 1556 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,000 The best, I still say the best stage name for any type of a hard rock, heavy metal, 1557 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,000 alternative band ever, Madonna Wayne Gacy and Twiggy Ramirez. 1558 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000 Yeah, those are so perfect. 1559 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:54,000 You take a famous blonde bombshell and mix it with a serial killer and that's what you 1560 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000 get. 1561 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Madonna Wayne Gacy. 1562 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,000 Too bad they never learned the name of the Zodiac Killer because that would have been 1563 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000 another one. 1564 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Yeah, that's right. 1565 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Arthur Lee Allen is who they were pretty sure is the guy who did it. 1566 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000 Yeah, let's see. 1567 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000 It could have been, who was Ellie May off? 1568 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 Oh, Donna Douglas. 1569 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000 Okay, Donna. 1570 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000 Donna Lee Allen. 1571 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Donna Lee Allen. 1572 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 A lot of people would not get that. 1573 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000 No, probably not. 1574 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Yeah. 1575 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 All right, here's another one for a fist fight. 1576 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Oh, Jane Lee Allen. 1577 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Jane Mansfield. 1578 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000 There we go. 1579 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000 Yeah, Jane Lee Allen. 1580 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000 All right. 1581 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000 I like it. 1582 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000 I do too. 1583 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 All right. 1584 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000 That's a great ring to it, doesn't it? 1585 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 All right, get ready to have another fist fight. 1586 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Okay. 1587 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000 All right, I'm geared up. 1588 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 This is Megadeth, high speed. 1589 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000 Oh, shit. 1590 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1591 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Was that Becker? 1592 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 I don't know. 1593 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:53,000 He's had some of that great band members on him. 1594 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,000 His voice. 1595 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000 It's naughty. 1596 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Yeah. 1597 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000 I love it. 1598 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000 He is a huge Alice Cooper fan. 1599 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 You know how he got his name, don't you? 1600 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000 Uh-uh. 1601 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,000 He called into Rockline and asked Alice Cooper. 1602 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 He asked Alice Cooper, what would be a great name for a band? 1603 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000 And Alice Cooper said, Megadeth. 1604 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000 He said, thank you, hung up, and that's why he called his band. 1605 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000 I remember him opening for Alice Cooper in a concert I saw. 1606 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000 Yeah, they were friends. 1607 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,000 I forget which tour that was. 1608 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Alice Cooper was one of his idols. 1609 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000 Mm-hmm. 1610 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,000 And it was on Rockline, and Alice Cooper was on there, and he called in. 1611 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 He said, hey, what is a good name for a band? 1612 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000 And he goes, Megadeth. 1613 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Okay. 1614 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:39,000 I remember at that concert, Megadeth was so incredibly loud. 1615 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:44,000 I had to leave the floor and go walk around in the outside hallway around 1616 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000 the Kemper Arena because it was just so godly loud. 1617 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Oh, I've got a Megadeth story, too. 1618 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Megadeth, Judas Priest at Memorial Hall. 1619 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000 Oh, my God. 1620 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:58,000 They had to lower the concert in the middle of the concert because it was interfering 1621 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000 with burglar alarms, car alarms for four miles. 1622 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Wow. 1623 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Yeah, they were completely like almost shut Kansas City, Kansas down. 1624 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000 They're like going, get in there and tell them to shut it down or we're shutting the 1625 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000 concert down. 1626 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:16,000 And Judas Priest, I think Megadeth was opening, Judas Priest was arguing with them, 1627 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 going, we can't do that. 1628 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000 You see all these people here? 1629 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000 You see these? 1630 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 They're going to riot if we do this. 1631 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Yeah, pretty much. 1632 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000 So they had to let the concert go on. 1633 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,000 And then after that, there wasn't a whole lot of concerts there anymore. 1634 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Yeah, I think they kind of learned. 1635 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,000 It's like, well, we can't control the volume, then we're just not going to let you do it. 1636 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Yeah, now I don't think they do anything there, do they? 1637 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 At the former Kemper? 1638 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000 No, Memorial Hall. 1639 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Memorial. 1640 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,000 I can't remember the last thing that was ever there. 1641 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,000 I think they still do some trade shows that don't go to Bartle. 1642 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Yeah, I think Memorial Hall kind of ran its course at that point. 1643 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,000 I think they're kind of like, you know, we're going to have to have a lot of rules or this 1644 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000 isn't going to happen anymore. 1645 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:59,000 Plus, Memorial Hall is made of thick, thick concrete. 1646 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:06,000 It was one of Pennergast's jobs where it took about, you know, it took this amount of concrete, 1647 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 tripled it and made them use it. 1648 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Yeah, like the runways at the old downtown airport. 1649 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000 Yeah, they're 18 feet thick. 1650 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000 18 feet thick, yeah. 1651 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:19,000 But since Memorial Hall is made of concrete and such thick concrete everywhere, it's incredibly 1652 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000 expensive to heat. 1653 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000 Because that concrete just sucks up all the heat. 1654 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,000 You've got to spend like a million dollars a day heating the place and as soon as you turn the 1655 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 furnace off, it gets cold again. 1656 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,000 So it's just not the right material for that. 1657 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000 But yeah, Boss Tom's handiwork. 1658 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,000 And that's how come everything in Kansas City is concrete. 1659 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Yeah, everything. 1660 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:46,000 It was because Tom Pennergast, a well-known mob leader, owned this town. 1661 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000 Ready to mix concrete. 1662 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Yeah, ready to mix concrete. 1663 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,000 And everything better have been made of concrete, otherwise you might be buried in that foundation 1664 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000 of concrete. 1665 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000 That's true. 1666 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,000 And that's the other rumor too, is a 15-foot concrete can hold a lot of bodies. 1667 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000 Yep, and no one's going to dig it up. 1668 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000 No, no, no, no. 1669 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000 All right, here's my next fist fight. 1670 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000 Oh, Brush Creek. 1671 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Brush Creek. 1672 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000 Brush Creek, yeah. 1673 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 Who the hell paves the creek bed with concrete? 1674 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000 Yeah, with 10-foot deep concrete. 1675 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Listen, I mean, all of that old Kansas City stuff is fucking brilliant. 1676 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000 And that was about 100 years ago. 1677 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000 Yeah. 1678 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 You think they've given up on scams? 1679 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000 No. 1680 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Fuck no. 1681 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000 They've just done better. 1682 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000 It was true though. 1683 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 They said, the mafia used to say this. 1684 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:33,000 They said, the reason the government doesn't like us is because we're their competition. 1685 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000 And they're right. 1686 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 It's basically the same business structure. 1687 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000 It's the same business structure. 1688 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,000 All the money gets kicked up and up and up and up to the big boss. 1689 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,000 Yeah, the big boss gets most of it and everyone else trickles down. 1690 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 It sounds like the way the government works here, doesn't it? 1691 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 You heard the way Reagan came up with trickle down. 1692 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000 He probably got that from the mafia. 1693 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,000 I imagine so. 1694 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000 Young guy pays for all the dinners. 1695 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Young guy fucking goes out and kills everybody and then you work your way up. 1696 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Boy, I imagine that's a shit job at first, isn't it? 1697 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000 I imagine. 1698 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 I gotta go shake down that guy over there in the apple cart. 1699 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000 Yeah. 1700 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000 Could beat the fuck out of him and tell him that we could have it. 1701 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 That guy right there, really? 1702 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,000 Yeah, go do it. 1703 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000 That little old man. 1704 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000 Damn it. 1705 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000 I thought this was going to be more glamorous. 1706 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000 Yeah. 1707 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Anyhow. 1708 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Bounty hunter. 1709 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Molly Hatchet. 1710 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1711 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:23,000 I can also see flirting with a disaster also being a good one. 1712 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,000 I tried that, but it's a little too happy and upbeat. 1713 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,000 What about Thin Lizzy? 1714 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000 They gotta have one. 1715 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,000 Oh, I miss Thin Lizzy. 1716 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000 I do too. 1717 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000 That's a good fistfight tempo. 1718 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000 Yeah, it is. 1719 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000 That's like some of this kind of acrobatic fighting. 1720 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000 Yeah. 1721 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,000 They're like jumping around, fucking. 1722 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000 You come in, did a couple of jabs, come back. 1723 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Come on, come on, come on. 1724 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000 More kind of kickboxing. 1725 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,000 Yeah, kind of kickboxing, yeah. 1726 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:54,000 He did the Rocky where he holds his hands out and goes, come on, hit me. 1727 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Hit me again. 1728 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000 Fucking hit me again. 1729 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000 Muhammad Ali used to do that. 1730 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Oh, I know. 1731 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000 He's like, just go ahead and punch yourself out. 1732 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Get worn out hitting me because I can take it. 1733 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000 The rope-a-dope. 1734 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000 Yep. 1735 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,000 He did do a lot of fighters and ruin them, but then again, look how he died. 1736 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000 Yeah. 1737 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Oh, yeah. 1738 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000 All right, I have Soundgarden. 1739 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000 Okay. 1740 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:17,000 Let's see, here it is. 1741 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,000 See if you know what it is. 1742 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000 Yeah. 1743 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Jesus Christ pose. 1744 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1745 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 It's off of Bad Motor Fingers, side two, first song. 1746 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000 That tempo. 1747 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000 Yeah. 1748 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,000 Yep. 1749 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,000 And how busy everything is. 1750 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000 That's like a rumble. 1751 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000 That's more than two people. 1752 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000 It is. 1753 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000 Yeah. 1754 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:43,000 Yep. 1755 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000 That's like two games. 1756 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000 It is. 1757 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Yeah, that's good. 1758 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:57,000 I'm getting a little weird there. 1759 01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000 Oh, off the same album. 1760 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Room a Thousand Years Wide. 1761 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 That's another good one. 1762 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000 That thing. 1763 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,000 Yeah, man, that riff on that, man. 1764 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,000 Kim Thal is just, ugh. 1765 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:19,000 He fucking, Kim Thal was just crushing it. 1766 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:24,000 He even got the screams. 1767 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Listen to that. 1768 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000 That's fucking beautiful. 1769 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 And actually, that's Chris Cornell. 1770 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:32,000 Now, Kim Thal comes in with all the weird high notes. 1771 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000 Oh, yeah. 1772 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:38,000 That's a good song. 1773 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:44,000 Yeah, this is like an underground garage and the floor is kind of wet. 1774 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000 Yeah. 1775 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Two guys are fighting and there's like 20 guys standing around watching. 1776 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,000 Yeah, they're smoking cigars and blood's flying. 1777 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000 Yep. 1778 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000 And nobody was worried because the cops had been paid off. 1779 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000 Yeah, yeah, the cops are in there watching too. 1780 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:02,000 Oh, hey, hey, hey, Officer Lewis, come on down. 1781 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Here are his riffs. 1782 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:11,000 Kim Thal, just that one note, describes the whole song. 1783 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,000 He doesn't do anything fancy. 1784 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000 He just does what the song needs. 1785 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000 Yeah, that's a talented musician. 1786 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,000 And then he goes on and he does another riff after that, but it's not a riff. 1787 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:29,000 It's just a sound that he does with his guitar all the way through the second, the second 1788 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:36,000 segment, if you will. 1789 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000 Oh, shit. 1790 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000 Crawl away by tool. 1791 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000 Yeah. 1792 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:48,000 I can also see, I could also see, I know the pieces fit. 1793 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 Oh, what is that? 1794 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000 Is that schism? 1795 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:55,000 Schism, yeah. 1796 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000 That'd be a good one. 1797 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,000 Yeah. 1798 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000 Just the bass line kind of suggests it. 1799 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000 Yeah. 1800 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,000 And the chorus, he says, I can see your back is turning. 1801 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000 If I could, I'd stick a knife in. 1802 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,000 Yep. 1803 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:11,000 So I thought that was pretty good. 1804 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,000 And then there's another one off to get off YouTube. 1805 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:20,000 I don't know what album this is on. 1806 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000 This is a great segment. 1807 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,000 Who knows it would have taken so much life? 1808 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Yeah. 1809 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,000 Here's ZZ Top, She's Just Killing Me. 1810 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000 Oh, wow. 1811 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,000 Billy Gibbons. 1812 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:43,000 We get the wolf howl. 1813 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:50,000 There we go. 1814 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:55,000 This is a really good song. 1815 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,000 I love the blues heavy. 1816 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000 Yeah. 1817 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:03,000 And it almost sounds like they have a real drummer. 1818 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000 Yeah. 1819 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000 They usually use drum machines. 1820 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000 Yeah, on the albums. 1821 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000 Mm-hmm. 1822 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000 She's just killing me. 1823 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:25,000 This was on the soundtrack to From Dusk Till Dawn. 1824 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,000 Yeah. 1825 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000 The Quentin Tarantino movie. 1826 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000 Yeah, I love that movie. 1827 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,000 Yeah. 1828 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:36,000 So, and I have one last one that this is a little weird. 1829 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:42,000 Have you ever seen the movie Blue Velvet? 1830 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,000 Probably a long time ago. 1831 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000 I remember it was about a horse. 1832 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000 No, that's National Velvet. 1833 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,000 Oh, okay. 1834 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,000 No, I don't think so. 1835 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,000 Since David Lynch died recently, I've been thinking about him in his movies. 1836 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000 Oh, okay. 1837 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000 And he had one movie called Blue Velvet. 1838 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,000 Okay. 1839 01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:01,000 And it was basically the story is a young man comes home to his back to his hometown 1840 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:09,000 from college because his dad is sick and he stumbles into a criminal situation 1841 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,000 that's going on and then he's curious and he gets in deeper and deeper and he gets 1842 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:17,000 in way over his head real fast. 1843 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:28,000 The main bad guy is played by Dennis Hopper. 1844 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,000 There we go. 1845 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,000 Oh, okay. 1846 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:35,000 And then there's the scene where they take Kyle McLaughlin, Frank and his cronies, 1847 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,000 drag him out and put him in the car and drive him out to the middle of nowhere 1848 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:44,000 in the middle of the night and they pull him out of the car and Frank starts just 1849 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:48,000 beating the shit out of him to this song. 1850 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,000 Okay. 1851 01:10:49,000 --> 01:11:00,000 While the hooker dances on top of the car. 1852 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,000 David Lynch. 1853 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:08,000 And it is so creepy. 1854 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000 It's called In Dreams. 1855 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000 In Dreams, wow. 1856 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:19,000 And the hooker is just up there grinding and bumping along and Kyle McLaughlin is 1857 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000 just getting the shit beat out of him. 1858 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000 I could hear Roy Orbison singing this. 1859 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,000 It is Roy Orbison. 1860 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,000 Oh, it is? 1861 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,000 Yeah. 1862 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,000 Oh, shit. 1863 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,000 Good ear. 1864 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,000 Well, then they're okay. 1865 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:34,000 But I would recommend if you don't mind a lot of violence, Blue Velvet is a 1866 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,000 really freaky movie. 1867 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,000 Okay. 1868 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,000 It really is. 1869 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:42,000 All right, no, I'll check it out. 1870 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000 That sounds like something I'd like. 1871 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,000 Yeah. 1872 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:48,000 I got one last one I just thought of. 1873 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,000 Sure. 1874 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,000 Black Label Society's Stillborn. 1875 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,000 Ooh. 1876 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,000 Yeah, that's a riff and a half. 1877 01:11:55,000 --> 01:12:00,000 Off right up. 1878 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:07,000 You already got the screaming. 1879 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,000 Oh, that works. 1880 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000 That works really well. 1881 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,000 This song accentuates his guitar work so well. 1882 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:19,000 I like the drum beat on it. 1883 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:26,000 You hear that metallic sound he's getting? 1884 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000 It's good. 1885 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:34,000 Oh, it cuts off when I minimize it. 1886 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,000 Oh, okay. 1887 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,000 Yeah, that's the thing with YouTube music. 1888 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,000 Yeah, you can't cut it. 1889 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,000 If you minimize it, it'll shut off. 1890 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,000 Because they want you to look at the ads. 1891 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,000 Yes. 1892 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,000 That's the only reason. 1893 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:51,000 Yeah, because I have tons of music apps that you can, you know, you can blank the screen 1894 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,000 and they still play. 1895 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,000 Yeah, that's right. 1896 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,000 But YouTube doesn't because they want you to look at the ads. 1897 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,000 Yep. 1898 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:01,000 And plus, if the screen blanks and the music's still playing, the people who put ads in there 1899 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000 wouldn't pay. 1900 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,000 No, you're right. 1901 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,000 Exactly. 1902 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,000 I go, hey, everyone's just going to minimize it. 1903 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,000 Fuck you. 1904 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000 Yeah. 1905 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,000 Excellent. 1906 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,000 So that's a good. 1907 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:14,000 I have a little update on. 1908 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,000 Okay. 1909 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:23,000 Oops, I was on the wrong thing there. 1910 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:30,000 I have an update on Gibson firing Randall Smith, who created Mesa Boogie. 1911 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,000 Oh, okay. 1912 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:36,000 Now, up until now, Gibson has been saying they parted ways. 1913 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,000 He retired. 1914 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:43,000 It's like, you know, it just kind of had to happen. 1915 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:52,000 I'm trying to find the name of the guy. 1916 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:59,000 Anyway, there was a prominent endorser of Mesa Boogie. 1917 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,880 Ryan Bruce is his name. 1918 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,600 He goes by the name Fluff. 1919 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:09,800 And that's his YouTube channel is Beards, Riffs and Gear. 1920 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:13,080 And he's been a forever Mesa Boogie endorser. 1921 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:20,680 He's got like 50 videos on pretty much every Mesa Boogie product out there. 1922 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:26,360 And then there was a story that came out, an interview that came out with Randall Smith, 1923 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,360 where he said, you know, I was doing this, working on that. 1924 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,640 And then Gibson fired me. 1925 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,160 So you know, here I am, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1926 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:34,080 Yeah, I remember we were talking about that. 1927 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,320 So he came right out and said, they fired me. 1928 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:46,560 So Fluff put out a tweet saying something about they don't really, maybe they don't 1929 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:52,120 have a plan or they don't know what they're doing now that they've fired Randall Smith. 1930 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:58,560 And then he said, Gibson called him up within like half an hour and said, yeah, we don't 1931 01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,560 really like that. 1932 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,640 We want you to take down that comment. 1933 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,600 He said, okay, no problem. 1934 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,600 You give me free gear, so I'll go ahead and do it. 1935 01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,040 So he took it down. 1936 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:13,480 Except somebody had already taken a screenshot of that comment and used it the next day in 1937 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,680 a bigger, more widely read article. 1938 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,680 Oh boy. 1939 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:22,240 Where it's, you know, here's Fluff saying that straight up Gibson fired Randall Smith, 1940 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:26,400 you know, blowing right past all their PR that he carefully crafted. 1941 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:30,080 Later that day, Gibson called him up and said, we won't want anything to do with you from 1942 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,160 now on. 1943 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,440 We aren't going to talk to you. 1944 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:33,440 Don't contact us. 1945 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,400 We're never sending you another thing. 1946 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,400 We're done with you 100%. 1947 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,400 Bye. 1948 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,400 Wow. 1949 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:46,160 And just over that, over whether he retired or got fired, Gibson is so picky about not 1950 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:53,040 wanting to look like they fired the guy that they're dumping a years long endorser over 1951 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,040 one little comment. 1952 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,040 Wow. 1953 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,040 Yeah. 1954 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,040 Overreaction, maybe? 1955 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,040 Overreaction. 1956 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,040 Awfully sensitive. 1957 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,040 Yeah. 1958 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:06,720 And especially since Randall Smith himself is telling everybody, he'll listen. 1959 01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:07,960 Yeah, they fired me. 1960 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:08,960 Yeah. 1961 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:09,960 Yeah, Gibson fired me. 1962 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:10,960 I stayed in my company. 1963 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,960 I stayed on for a little bit and then they ran my ass out. 1964 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:13,960 Yeah. 1965 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,480 It's not like a, not very well, you know what I mean? 1966 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:18,480 Yeah. 1967 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:20,480 It's not like we're trying to hide who killed Jambonet Ramsey. 1968 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:21,480 Yeah. 1969 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,480 Nobody knows that for sure. 1970 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:25,400 But yes, Randall Smith got fired by Gibson. 1971 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,400 Everyone knows that. 1972 01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:27,400 And nobody really cares. 1973 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:31,680 I mean, it's not that big of a deal for them to be so upset about it. 1974 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,720 People are just like, okay, well, all right. 1975 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,720 Life goes on. 1976 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,720 Yeah. 1977 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:41,160 And it seems really strange that they would be so focused on punishing people for saying 1978 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,960 something that's already common knowledge. 1979 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,960 Yeah. 1980 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,960 I don't get that either. 1981 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,880 Overreaction, like you said, at its finest. 1982 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:47,880 Yeah. 1983 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:51,960 So that's, Gibson is not looking so good in the music community right now. 1984 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,960 No. 1985 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:57,840 And they're going to find it harder to get endorsers that, you know, are well established 1986 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,640 because nobody wants to be treated like that. 1987 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:00,640 Yeah. 1988 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:04,120 They'll get young up-and-comers that nobody's heard of to sign on with their gear. 1989 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,640 But what good does that do you? 1990 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,640 That's true. 1991 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,040 Have you ever heard of Carl Sandoval? 1992 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,040 Mm-hmm. 1993 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:11,040 Yeah. 1994 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,040 Yeah. 1995 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,040 Okay. 1996 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,280 Would you say that he is one of the pioneers of a lot of the music that you heard in the 1997 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:16,920 80s because of his guitars? 1998 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:17,920 Yeah. 1999 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:18,920 Yeah, he would. 2000 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:23,080 He was like the Randy Rhoades, Polka Dot V. 2001 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,520 Most people don't know about him. 2002 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:28,720 They don't know about his guitars and about his sound and what he's done. 2003 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:29,720 Yeah. 2004 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:34,680 And anyhow, I mean, now nobody really buys from him at all that I know of. 2005 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:39,240 So anyhow, I just wanted to bring him up and say, you know, if you don't know who this 2006 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:40,720 guy is, take a look at him. 2007 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:41,720 Yeah. 2008 01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:44,360 He built a lot of custom guitars for a lot of people. 2009 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,160 Even Eddie Van Halen, didn't he? 2010 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:47,160 Yeah. 2011 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:48,160 Yeah, I think he did. 2012 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,160 Yeah. 2013 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,240 And I was trying to remember the name of the guy who modified Eddie's amps for him. 2014 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,240 Shit. 2015 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,240 Who is that? 2016 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,240 I know who you're talking about. 2017 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:56,240 Yeah. 2018 01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,240 It's right on the tip of my brain. 2019 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,240 Yeah. 2020 01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,240 And let's see. 2021 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:01,240 What's the other one? 2022 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:08,040 Oh, I think he also did some stuff for Zach Wild to modify his equipment. 2023 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,040 Eridondo. 2024 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,040 Eridondo. 2025 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:11,040 Something like that. 2026 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:12,040 Yeah, something like that. 2027 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:13,040 Yeah. 2028 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,920 Ariando, something along those lines. 2029 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:23,800 And then I learned recently that when the BC Rich Guitar Company was building, they 2030 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:29,360 started like in the 70s and they were getting musicians to sign on and buy the guitars and 2031 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:36,120 gears, one of the people who worked in the BC Rich was Charvel, the guy whose last name 2032 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,120 was Charvel. 2033 01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:38,120 I forget his first name. 2034 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:41,040 But he was making necks with BC Rich guitars. 2035 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,760 And then he went on to make it have his own guitar company, Charvel Guitars. 2036 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:44,760 Yeah. 2037 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:45,760 And then he went to Charvel Jackson. 2038 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:46,760 Yeah. 2039 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:47,760 They bought Jackson guitars, right? 2040 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,760 Charvel, then Charvel Jackson. 2041 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,120 One of them bought the other, yeah. 2042 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,120 Yeah. 2043 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:54,120 Whoever bought the other one. 2044 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,920 But didn't they end up buying BC Rich also? 2045 01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:57,920 Yeah. 2046 01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:02,200 It's weird that it's like there are two BC Rich companies. 2047 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,200 Yeah. 2048 01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,160 There's the original one that we're talking about right now. 2049 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,160 Yeah. 2050 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:11,800 And they're still making, they're still hand making guitars with complex tone circuits. 2051 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:18,880 And then there's the BC Rich that cranks out $250 import guitars. 2052 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:19,880 Yeah. 2053 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:20,880 And those are garbage. 2054 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,680 But they are for like kids that want to play. 2055 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,680 Yeah. 2056 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,240 They make a lot of really pointy guitars. 2057 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,640 So it's good for somebody who's... 2058 01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,520 It's good for children that want to... 2059 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,920 And younger adults... 2060 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:31,920 Yeah. 2061 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:32,920 Want the flash. 2062 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:33,920 That want the flash. 2063 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:38,160 And also maybe hone in on their craft with that guitar. 2064 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:43,200 And then they graduate to something better because they know the difference in the tones. 2065 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,200 Yeah. 2066 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,160 But your garage band is going to be popular if you have one of those pointy guitars from 2067 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,160 BC Rich. 2068 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,160 Yes. 2069 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,160 Yeah. 2070 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,160 Because the pointy guitars are so cool. 2071 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,160 Yeah. 2072 01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:53,160 Yeah. 2073 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:59,520 And it is, but then again, they've always said, give the cheapest guitar to a well known 2074 01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,080 guitarist and he'll sound the same. 2075 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:03,080 Yeah. 2076 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,080 And it's true. 2077 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,080 He'll sound good. 2078 01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:06,080 I've seen it online plenty of times. 2079 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,320 So it just gives them like something out of a cracker jack box. 2080 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,320 Yeah. 2081 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,320 And it's like, wow. 2082 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,320 How the hell do you make it sound so good? 2083 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,320 Yeah. 2084 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:16,280 But no, the pointy guitars are what sells when you're young. 2085 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,840 It's like, oh, that looks cool. 2086 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:18,840 Yeah. 2087 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:23,360 Well, Blackie Lawless done a lot of those BC Rich pointy guitars. 2088 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,360 Yeah. 2089 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:25,360 The Rich Bitch. 2090 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,360 The Rich Bitch. 2091 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,360 Mockingbird. 2092 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:29,480 Mockingbird was another good one. 2093 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:33,280 They have one called Destroyer or Annihilator or something like that. 2094 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,280 Destroyer, I think. 2095 01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:35,280 Yeah. 2096 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:37,720 Because I think I remember thinking it sounded like Kiss Destroyer. 2097 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:38,720 Yeah. 2098 01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:39,720 Yeah. 2099 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:44,280 And they have, someone's also said those BC Rich pointy guitars are midlife crisis guitars. 2100 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:45,280 They are. 2101 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,280 They are. 2102 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:47,280 For real. 2103 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:50,080 It's like a version of a toupee and a convertible. 2104 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:55,400 How does a gray haired middle aged man try to look cool on stage? 2105 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:56,400 A pointy guitar. 2106 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:57,400 Yeah. 2107 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:58,760 Except the problem is he looks really stupid. 2108 01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,760 Yeah, he does. 2109 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:03,120 He thinks it takes him back to his younger days with the hair. 2110 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,120 No. 2111 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:07,480 It makes people go, oh my God, that guy never got out of it, did he? 2112 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:09,040 He stayed there his whole life. 2113 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,040 He never grew up. 2114 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,240 Oh my gosh, really? 2115 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:16,400 Strictly speaking, unless you're already a star, any kind of flashy gear looks stupid. 2116 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:17,400 I agree. 2117 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:18,400 Yeah. 2118 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,400 Yeah. 2119 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,400 If you have flashy gear and can't play, that's the worst thing in the whole world. 2120 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,400 Yeah. 2121 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,400 Yeah. 2122 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,400 It's like, no. 2123 01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,400 No. 2124 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,400 Give that to a real musician. 2125 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:28,400 Yeah. 2126 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,400 No, you're not right. 2127 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,400 And shit, I don't know. 2128 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:33,400 What do you want to go into? 2129 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:36,200 What do you got? 2130 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,200 Let's see. 2131 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:44,800 I've been watching this Wings of Pegasus channel on YouTube and this guy analyzes live recordings 2132 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:52,040 and concerts and he's got a sophisticated program that will isolate vocals from the music 2133 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:56,960 and then do a frequency analysis on the vocals. 2134 01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:06,840 And he was demonstrating the other day two live performances of a U2 song, Sunday Bloody 2135 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:07,840 Sunday. 2136 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:08,840 Mm-hmm. 2137 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:15,800 And both songs start kind of the same way with the drummer doing the drum intro. 2138 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:20,560 And he kept saying, now, drummer's got a click track, so the tempo's going to be exactly 2139 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:26,480 right and the different parts of the song are going to come along just the right times. 2140 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:31,840 And then he brought up two performances of that same song on the same tour and ran them 2141 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,960 side by side. 2142 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:41,080 And for the most part, you could hear minor variations in the drumming and in the vocals. 2143 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,400 Later in the song, you heard huge variation in the vocals. 2144 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,040 So Bono was definitely singing live. 2145 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:50,580 The guitar was absolutely identical. 2146 01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:51,580 It never varied. 2147 01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:54,980 Do you think the Edge is tracking his? 2148 01:22:54,980 --> 01:22:59,900 It seemed like it, but the guy, the host hosting the show, never brought that up. 2149 01:22:59,900 --> 01:23:07,120 And then there was a certain point in the song where on that night they decided to extend 2150 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:10,520 the middle part of the song and Bono just started talking to the audience. 2151 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:14,380 And then the other performance, they didn't do that and they just went on with the song. 2152 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:19,540 So if the Edge had been using backing tracks, how could it do it both ways? 2153 01:23:19,540 --> 01:23:22,400 Just spur the moment, start repeating. 2154 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,400 Yeah. 2155 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:29,640 So at that point, I thought, okay, he is playing it live and he is just that consistent. 2156 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,880 It was really striking to hear. 2157 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,120 He just continued playing. 2158 01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:35,120 It was like hearing one guitar play. 2159 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:39,280 And you could hear two different Bonos singing because his phrasing was slightly off and 2160 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,760 he showed the spectral things. 2161 01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,560 See, here's him singing that line on this night. 2162 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,040 Here's him singing on that night. 2163 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,440 You can see they're totally different. 2164 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:50,240 It's a genuine live performance. 2165 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:53,680 But man, that guitar sounded just identical. 2166 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:54,680 That is incredible. 2167 01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:57,080 You talk about someone that is good. 2168 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:58,080 That's precision. 2169 01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:00,120 Have you ever heard the Bono joke? 2170 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:01,120 No. 2171 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:05,920 Bono started doing the clap along in the middle of probably Sunday, bloody Sunday, or it could 2172 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:10,480 be, I don't know, with or without you. 2173 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,320 Probably still what I haven't found, what I'm looking for. 2174 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:13,320 Yeah. 2175 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,320 Okay. 2176 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:15,320 And he starts clapping. 2177 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:19,160 He goes, every time I clap, a children starves to death in Africa. 2178 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,160 So he starts clapping. 2179 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:25,480 Someone in the middle jumps up and goes, well, fucking stop. 2180 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:26,480 Exactly. 2181 01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:28,480 You serial killer. 2182 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:32,480 You're killing them, you son of a bitch. 2183 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:36,240 You're standing in front of a serial killing all these children in Africa by clapping your 2184 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,240 hands. 2185 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:42,240 Why is everybody clapping? 2186 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:48,600 You know, I'm glad everyone kind of realized that Bono was all talk and that was just kind 2187 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,140 of his way of maintaining popularity. 2188 01:24:51,140 --> 01:24:53,840 He really didn't give a damn about what he was talking about. 2189 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,400 He's proven that now. 2190 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:59,360 Here's what I've always said, and I stick by this. 2191 01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:03,840 Roger Waters, Bono, all these other people are so critical of America. 2192 01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:07,440 If you really loved America, number one, you would never do business with us. 2193 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:11,320 Number two, if you really, really loved America, you would help pay off our national debt instead 2194 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:13,040 of mouthing off about them. 2195 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:17,000 So put your money where your mouth is, fucking snobbery fuck. 2196 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,000 Yeah. 2197 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,000 Yeah. 2198 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,680 I remember DJs getting on Bono's ass about that. 2199 01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:25,860 He said, you two comes over here and does all these concerts and charges, you know, 2200 01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:29,080 at the time it was like 20, 30, 40, 50 bucks a ticket. 2201 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,080 Yeah. 2202 01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:35,000 And then he comes over and tells us all what jerks and assholes and creeps Americans are 2203 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:38,440 and how horrible we are and the rest of the country and the rest of the world hates us 2204 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:39,440 and the crowd. 2205 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:41,080 We go, oh, you're so wonderful. 2206 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:42,080 Yeah. 2207 01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:43,080 And the rubes just ate it up. 2208 01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,600 And it's like, he's talking about you. 2209 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:49,000 You're going out to the parking lot and having a couple of beers and throwing the aluminum 2210 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,040 can on the ground. 2211 01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,040 He's talking about you. 2212 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:52,040 Yeah. 2213 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:53,040 He's talking about his clientele. 2214 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:57,600 But they, of course, would think, oh, he's talking about those other people. 2215 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:58,600 Yeah, exactly. 2216 01:25:58,600 --> 01:25:59,600 The rubes. 2217 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:01,560 It's like, no, no, no, he's talking about you. 2218 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:02,680 But yeah, people wise up. 2219 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:06,680 It's like this guy comes over and just runs us down constantly. 2220 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:13,440 Some disaster will happen like 10,000 miles away, but instantly it's the United States' 2221 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:16,600 responsibility to foot the bill and pay for everything. 2222 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:18,760 That's basically what Bono was saying. 2223 01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:22,400 No matter what happens, no matter whose fault it is, America needs to pay. 2224 01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:26,400 And if you don't, you're lazy, scumbag, asshole pigs. 2225 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,040 People really got tired of that shit. 2226 01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:29,040 No, I didn't do. 2227 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:32,880 It's like, dude, your music is okay, but it's not worth listening to this garbage. 2228 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:34,880 No, I agree. 2229 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:35,880 It just isn't. 2230 01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:36,880 Yeah. 2231 01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:42,400 You know, one thing that I'm interested in now, politic wise, is the Panama Canal. 2232 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:48,120 Number one, I don't know why Jimmy Carter gave it back when we spent so much money and 2233 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,640 so many lives are lost doing it. 2234 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,520 That was really controversial at the time. 2235 01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:52,520 I remember that. 2236 01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:55,160 I was even thinking as a child, what a stupid ass. 2237 01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:56,160 Yeah. 2238 01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,000 Because now they could decide, oh, you know what? 2239 01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,960 We don't like you Americans and we're just not going to let you through. 2240 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:01,160 And that's what they're doing now. 2241 01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:03,080 Not for any amount of money you can't come through. 2242 01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,080 Yeah. 2243 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:05,480 That's what they're doing now. 2244 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,880 So how do you take that back? 2245 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,920 I don't understand that. 2246 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:12,200 Without committing an act of war, you can't take it back. 2247 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,920 Is that what's going to happen? 2248 01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:15,160 I really don't know. 2249 01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:19,360 I don't know who is Panama's protector. 2250 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:21,920 I don't know either. 2251 01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:22,920 Here's what I'm thinking. 2252 01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:28,720 Isn't there another country in there where there's like a very small strip of land between 2253 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,520 each ocean? 2254 01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:33,560 I really don't know. 2255 01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:35,480 That seemed to be like the perfect spot. 2256 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:36,480 It was a perfect spot. 2257 01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:43,200 They built a lake right in the middle for like a holding area. 2258 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:49,040 If you look at the map, anywhere else along there is going to be significantly wider, 2259 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:52,040 like by a factor of two or three or four. 2260 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:56,640 So it's going to be enormously difficult. 2261 01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:00,320 I really think there's going to be an economic solution. 2262 01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:06,680 I think Trump will offer Panama something to win back basically perpetual control. 2263 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:08,000 Yeah. 2264 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:10,160 Because that's what China's been doing. 2265 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:13,960 Offer them little stuff here and there and that. 2266 01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:15,160 It's been working. 2267 01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,040 So now I think we've got to sweeten the pot. 2268 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:20,640 But no, I don't think you take them over by brawn or for... You're going to get people 2269 01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:22,360 to hate you like that. 2270 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:23,360 Yeah. 2271 01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:28,800 But another thing that I like this time around though is, and I'm not endorsing anybody at 2272 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:31,200 all, I think they're all croaking as fuck. 2273 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:32,440 Oh yeah. 2274 01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:33,440 Okay. 2275 01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:35,480 We need to work together. 2276 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:38,280 That seems to be the consensus of both sides now. 2277 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:39,280 That's good. 2278 01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:45,200 Well, most generally, generally, not the fragments here and there. 2279 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,600 But I keep hearing this. 2280 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:49,240 Let's respect each other. 2281 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:51,560 You don't have to love the other person. 2282 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:53,320 Respect is right to be there. 2283 01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,680 And leave them alone. 2284 01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:59,440 And we all work together for what everybody wants, the majority. 2285 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:01,000 And that's what America is. 2286 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,000 Yeah. 2287 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:09,360 Until you can show that he should not have been elected, then accept the reality that 2288 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,360 he did. 2289 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,360 Exactly. 2290 01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:12,360 And that's what bothers me so much too. 2291 01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:14,600 And these same people are talking about the rioters. 2292 01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:17,920 It's like, well, you may not be rioting, but you're doing the same thing. 2293 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:18,920 You're division. 2294 01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:19,920 They feel exactly the same way. 2295 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:20,920 Yes. 2296 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:21,920 Yeah. 2297 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:25,200 And I'm sure we're going to get another whole rash of the people who want to live the next 2298 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:28,160 four years in denial and state, oh, he's got my... 2299 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,160 No, I know. 2300 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:33,360 Okay, if you want to pretend that, that's fine, but you're not fixing anything. 2301 01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:34,560 You're not helping anything. 2302 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,560 No. 2303 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,800 And you're not doing anything to make sure that you won't lose next time. 2304 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:38,800 As a matter of fact, you're getting in the way. 2305 01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:39,800 Just go ahead and live in denial. 2306 01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:40,800 You're getting in the way. 2307 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,800 Yeah, really. 2308 01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:44,800 If you just want to live in denial like that, you are useless to everybody. 2309 01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:45,800 Yeah, exactly. 2310 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:46,800 Yeah. 2311 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,520 I mean, engage in reality and do what needs to be done. 2312 01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,520 Yep. 2313 01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:51,520 Yeah. 2314 01:29:51,520 --> 01:30:00,040 And you'll see from the Democratic side how they change and adapt between now and the 2315 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,040 midterms. 2316 01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:03,640 Well, obviously they did something really wrong. 2317 01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:05,800 And I think they learned their lesson that- 2318 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,240 If they didn't, they're going to have- 2319 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:11,600 Yeah, even their own supporters were not real happy with the things went. 2320 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:16,520 There were huge donors, huge Democratic donors that said, fuck you. 2321 01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,520 Yep. 2322 01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:18,520 And they quit. 2323 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:19,520 They quit the party. 2324 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:23,840 It was like eight years ago when Hillary took the black vote for granted saying, what are 2325 01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:24,840 they going to do? 2326 01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:25,840 Vote for Trump? 2327 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,080 I think the Democratic party is doing the same thing. 2328 01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:31,320 It's like, one of these big donors is going to do, donate to Trump. 2329 01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,640 No, they're just not going to donate at all. 2330 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:35,240 They're not going to support you. 2331 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:40,040 So let's hope the Democratic party keeps learning from these mistakes. 2332 01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,440 They are making serious mistakes. 2333 01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:42,480 Yeah, they are. 2334 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:47,800 The biggest mistake they made was forcing a candidate down everybody's throat. 2335 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:52,520 And if they had done that from the beginning, say, look, Biden's not running again. 2336 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,680 We're going to run Harris. 2337 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:59,720 My opinion is Biden and Harris did not seem like they were very close at all at all. 2338 01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:02,280 At the end there, especially. 2339 01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:07,680 Every time Harris would do some sort of a camera op, he'd do a press conference. 2340 01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,320 Yeah, to compete. 2341 01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:10,320 Yeah. 2342 01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:13,400 Yeah, I'm sure at some point they told Biden, look, you're out. 2343 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,480 Harris is in, but we're waiting for the right moment. 2344 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:16,480 Oh, he was forced. 2345 01:31:16,480 --> 01:31:17,480 He was forced. 2346 01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:19,080 He knew it before we did. 2347 01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:20,080 It was right after the debate. 2348 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:23,960 You know, days and days before he knew. 2349 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:29,400 So when the axe finally fell, I'm sure he had plenty of time to start detesting his 2350 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:32,120 vice presidential running mate. 2351 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,800 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 2352 01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:39,440 And you know, the impromptu press conferences, every time Kamala was going and signing babies 2353 01:31:39,440 --> 01:31:40,440 or something. 2354 01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:41,440 Yeah. 2355 01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:43,600 Yeah, all of a sudden it's like, wait a minute. 2356 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,040 They obviously didn't plan this like that. 2357 01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:52,280 And as soon as the election was over, Biden let Trump and his staffers in with open arms 2358 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:54,440 and say, yeah, sure. 2359 01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:56,560 You're the next guy who's going to be running this place. 2360 01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:57,560 Do whatever you want. 2361 01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:58,560 Go ahead. 2362 01:31:58,560 --> 01:31:59,560 And he was like. 2363 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:00,960 He left a note for him too. 2364 01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:04,960 And Trump was like, oh yeah, he even left me a note. 2365 01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:07,560 That's Biden saying, screw you to the Democratic Party. 2366 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:08,560 It is. 2367 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:09,560 I agree. 2368 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:10,560 Yeah. 2369 01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:11,560 I agree. 2370 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:15,140 And you know, other people within the Democratic Party are going to watch this and see how 2371 01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:22,520 people are being stabbed in the back, discarded, used and thrown away, lied to, all of this. 2372 01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,520 And they're going to, you know what? 2373 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,880 I don't like this party anymore. 2374 01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:30,120 Jimmy Carter's funeral was very telling. 2375 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:33,800 Trump and Obama sitting next to each other laughing like fuck about something. 2376 01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:36,400 Oh, laughing, smiling, carrying on. 2377 01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,400 Best friends. 2378 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,400 Yeah. 2379 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:43,040 So yeah, it's very obvious that publicly they're, you know, oh, we hate them. 2380 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:44,040 They hate us. 2381 01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:49,440 Nah, they're both partners in the same game. 2382 01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:54,200 And all the display of Democrats hate Republicans and Republicans hate Democrats. 2383 01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:55,200 That's just for us. 2384 01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,200 That's just for show. 2385 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,200 Yeah, just for show. 2386 01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:58,200 They all go golfing together. 2387 01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,400 They're trading, working things out. 2388 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,640 And when it comes election time, they stir us up. 2389 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,640 Oh, it's us against them. 2390 01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:07,440 When in reality it's them and them against us. 2391 01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:11,520 You ever hear the term politics make strange bedfellows? 2392 01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:12,520 Oh yeah. 2393 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:16,080 I don't know what Trump and Biden are on right now. 2394 01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:18,480 They found a common enemy finally. 2395 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:19,480 So. 2396 01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:20,480 Yeah. 2397 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:28,640 Paris and what the Democratic party has become is starting to be not what a lot of people 2398 01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:29,640 want. 2399 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:30,640 Oh no. 2400 01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:33,440 Yeah, because people got tired of the special interests is exactly what happened. 2401 01:33:33,440 --> 01:33:34,440 And you know, it's funny. 2402 01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:38,320 I thought that Trump was going to kind of bring down the Republican party, especially 2403 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:39,320 if he lost this election. 2404 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:40,320 Actually, he brought it. 2405 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,680 No, he made it stronger. 2406 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:42,800 Yeah, it's it's. 2407 01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:44,960 I'll tell you where it all turned. 2408 01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:47,920 OK, Biden is viewed as a pussy. 2409 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:48,920 Yeah. 2410 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:52,640 Trump got shot and he was standing there with his fist in the air inviting another fucking 2411 01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:53,640 bullet. 2412 01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,080 That right there. 2413 01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:58,840 Everyone thought back and said, oh, we got Biden right now and he's over there fucking 2414 01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:01,560 trying to clam chowder and spill it everywhere. 2415 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:07,000 And this guy's fucking waving his fist at an attempted assassin saying, fuck you. 2416 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:11,800 Which is another chunk of evidence for it being a staged event. 2417 01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:12,800 It could have been. 2418 01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:13,800 It could have been. 2419 01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:14,800 I don't know. 2420 01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:15,800 But I don't know. 2421 01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:16,800 How do you? 2422 01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:18,360 Well, I guess people being killed for less. 2423 01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:21,640 And you know, it really at this point, it really doesn't matter where it doesn't matter. 2424 01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:25,280 It's not going to change anything and no one's going to care one way or the other. 2425 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:26,280 It happened. 2426 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:27,280 Move on. 2427 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,280 Yeah. 2428 01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:29,280 Yeah. 2429 01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:30,280 It happened and whatever happened happened. 2430 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,080 And if there's a staged event, then it was brilliant. 2431 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:33,080 Yeah. 2432 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,080 Because it worked. 2433 01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:36,280 So anyhow, you know, 2434 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,600 But I don't know. 2435 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,360 You know, there have been a lot of attempts on him specifically. 2436 01:34:41,360 --> 01:34:42,360 So maybe it was. 2437 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:43,360 And I don't know. 2438 01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:47,880 The one thing that I do know is, is the media is more guilty than anyone else. 2439 01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:48,880 Yeah. 2440 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:53,640 And now all of a sudden I see a lot of the media being very complimentary to Trump. 2441 01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,340 It's like, wait a minute. 2442 01:34:55,340 --> 01:34:56,340 Wait a fucking minute. 2443 01:34:56,340 --> 01:34:57,340 No, no. 2444 01:34:57,340 --> 01:35:00,160 If Saturday Night Live starts supporting him, I'm going to really be pissed off. 2445 01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:01,160 Yeah. 2446 01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:02,160 Yeah. 2447 01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:03,160 Yeah. 2448 01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:08,800 And then the FCC as a weapon said, hey, you want to broadcast your TV signal? 2449 01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:09,800 How about sucker fuck? 2450 01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:10,800 Oh my God. 2451 01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:11,800 That fucking. 2452 01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:15,920 He would be the first one killed during war because he's a traitor. 2453 01:35:15,920 --> 01:35:17,040 Oh man. 2454 01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:21,960 He will jump on whichever side is beneficial at the moment. 2455 01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:24,320 Oh, he's sucking the Republican stick right now. 2456 01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:27,320 But a little better go, he was sucking the liberal stick. 2457 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:29,640 And that guy is shameless. 2458 01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:30,640 Fucking shameless. 2459 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:31,640 Yeah. 2460 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:36,280 He can't point the fact checkers completely. 2461 01:35:36,280 --> 01:35:39,280 So Trump can say, and Trump supporters can say whatever they want. 2462 01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:43,720 But I love the way people are taking advantage of that and posting all sorts of things about 2463 01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:44,720 Zuckerberg. 2464 01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:45,720 I know. 2465 01:35:45,720 --> 01:35:46,720 I know. 2466 01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:51,520 They'll show a picture of him and say, you know, Zuckerberg, known pedophile and child 2467 01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:54,400 murderer, was convicted yesterday. 2468 01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,240 And they just go on and on. 2469 01:35:56,240 --> 01:36:00,200 And at the end they say, and now that there are no fact checkers, go ahead. 2470 01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:01,480 I dare you to ban me. 2471 01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:02,480 Yeah. 2472 01:36:02,480 --> 01:36:03,480 Yeah. 2473 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:04,480 Yep. 2474 01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:10,040 But I have seen like dozens of posts saying the most outrageous, horrible lies about Zuckerberg. 2475 01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:11,040 Yeah. 2476 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:12,040 And they're like, wait, no more fact checkers. 2477 01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:13,040 No more. 2478 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:14,040 Here you go. 2479 01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:15,040 Here you go. 2480 01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:17,040 This is what you get, fucker bird, because nobody likes you. 2481 01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:20,720 Do you know how Facebook started? 2482 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:21,720 MySpace? 2483 01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:22,720 No. 2484 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:23,720 No. 2485 01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:31,440 The very first version of Facebook, its intention was guys could get on and rate women by attracting 2486 01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:32,440 attractiveness. 2487 01:36:32,440 --> 01:36:33,760 I didn't know that. 2488 01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:34,760 Yeah. 2489 01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:35,760 That would make it so. 2490 01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:37,480 When he was in college, he came up with Facebook. 2491 01:36:37,480 --> 01:36:43,720 They think he was in college or whenever it was, but that was the first generation of 2492 01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:48,840 it to come out was log on to this and you can rate girls by how attractive you think 2493 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:49,840 they are. 2494 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:50,840 Oh, wow. 2495 01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:52,040 That was what Facebook was. 2496 01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:55,520 And that's what Zuckerberg's first big idea was. 2497 01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:56,520 Is he a nice guy? 2498 01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:57,520 I don't think so. 2499 01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:58,520 No, no, no, no, no. 2500 01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:01,120 No, I've never liked him ever. 2501 01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:02,360 I never liked him at first. 2502 01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:04,760 I never liked him during and I don't like him now. 2503 01:37:04,760 --> 01:37:07,680 At least he doesn't look quite as alien now. 2504 01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:09,240 He started to look a little more human. 2505 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,240 That's true. 2506 01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:11,240 He did. 2507 01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,400 He did start looking a little bit more human. 2508 01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:18,080 He got a little bit of credibility there until now when he is kickboxing. 2509 01:37:18,080 --> 01:37:23,280 But then, yeah, and then now it's just kind of like, this guy's fucking idiot. 2510 01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,240 So yeah. 2511 01:37:25,240 --> 01:37:28,720 Let's see. 2512 01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:29,720 What else? 2513 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,080 I know we're kind of going into douchebag territory here. 2514 01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,760 Yeah, I had another music thing. 2515 01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:44,120 The current business model for concerts is you declare the tour like a year in advance 2516 01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:51,960 and then you line up the dates and the venues, but you don't book anything. 2517 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:56,520 But then you start selling tickets a year in advance and then you sit on those people's 2518 01:37:56,520 --> 01:37:58,920 money for a whole year and then you've got the financing. 2519 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,320 Yeah, and then they have the right to cancel. 2520 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:03,680 And then instead of giving you money back, they give you credit. 2521 01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:05,320 Yeah, you'll never get that money back. 2522 01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:07,160 Yeah, it's bullshit. 2523 01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:08,480 That's why I would never go to a concert. 2524 01:38:08,480 --> 01:38:09,920 I'll go to the small ones. 2525 01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:13,640 They're done by e-ticks or something like that, but never a Ticketmaster event. 2526 01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:18,680 Well, people are catching on to that. 2527 01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:19,680 They're not buying them. 2528 01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:20,680 Right. 2529 01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:24,200 The bands are trying to do the same thing and set up these tours way in advance and 2530 01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:25,960 people are saying, you know what? 2531 01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:28,520 I'm going to wait till the day of the show. 2532 01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:31,160 Because I don't think this is going to sell out and I'm just going to go there day of 2533 01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:33,480 the show and get cheap tickets. 2534 01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:39,000 So a lot of artists, I'll see them on various platforms whining about, well, I want to go 2535 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:43,000 tour, but I can't raise the money to go tour. 2536 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,160 Wait a minute. 2537 01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:47,360 You've already been paid a crap ton of money for what you've done so far. 2538 01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:48,800 You didn't save any of that? 2539 01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:50,760 You can't get a loan? 2540 01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:52,920 You can't go borrow money or use your own money? 2541 01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:54,840 Well, they can, but they just don't want to. 2542 01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:58,160 If you can't get a loan, then you will not sell tickets. 2543 01:38:58,160 --> 01:38:59,520 That's just all there is to it. 2544 01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:06,000 So they're so set on the model of we don't risk any of our money. 2545 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:10,440 We get the money from the concert goers and risk their money because we never have to 2546 01:39:10,440 --> 01:39:12,600 give it back. 2547 01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:13,600 That's just such- 2548 01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:16,400 I'm so glad people are catching onto this and saying, you know what? 2549 01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:17,400 No thanks. 2550 01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,400 Yes. 2551 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:19,400 Oh my. 2552 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,400 Yeah. 2553 01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:21,540 I've got something for you tonight. 2554 01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:22,960 We do this one feature, okay? 2555 01:39:22,960 --> 01:39:24,280 And this is playful. 2556 01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:32,840 We have a playful ass cheek bite, a nipple tweak, and what is the other one? 2557 01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:34,640 Nut flick. 2558 01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:36,040 This is all playful. 2559 01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:38,820 So three people you can pick to do this to. 2560 01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:42,400 So one would be a nipple tweak, an ass cheek bite, and a nut flick. 2561 01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:43,400 And it's playful. 2562 01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:47,340 And you pick some celebrity or somebody that's well-known like Elon Musk. 2563 01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:49,720 You could give them a nipple tweak. 2564 01:39:49,720 --> 01:39:53,480 If you want to partake in this, send me your three and we're going to do it tonight. 2565 01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:58,120 We do this, I don't know, like every third podcast we do a nipple tweak, ass cheek bite, 2566 01:39:58,120 --> 01:39:59,120 and a nut flick. 2567 01:39:59,120 --> 01:40:00,120 Yeah. 2568 01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:05,560 And it's kind of a lot like the, what was the game? 2569 01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:07,000 Was it Kiss, Marry, and Kill? 2570 01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:08,000 Yeah, yeah. 2571 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:09,000 KFD or something. 2572 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:12,880 Yeah, you pick three people or somebody gives you three people and then you have to pick 2573 01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:16,280 one, which one I'd kiss, which one I'd marry, and which one I'd want to kill. 2574 01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:17,280 Yeah. 2575 01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:19,800 So this is kind of like a slightly different version of that. 2576 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:20,800 It's awesome. 2577 01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:21,800 Yeah, yeah. 2578 01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:22,800 It's like that light. 2579 01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:26,440 You know, you don't marry him, you just fucking nipple tweak and nut flick. 2580 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:30,560 And the other game is usually played with people you know, like your coworkers or somebody 2581 01:40:30,560 --> 01:40:32,000 in your friend's group or something. 2582 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:34,480 This one, I like it, it's just celebrities. 2583 01:40:34,480 --> 01:40:36,680 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 2584 01:40:36,680 --> 01:40:38,800 So yeah, whoever you want. 2585 01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,760 Of course you would have to know who they are. 2586 01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:43,120 You know, everyone would have to know who they are. 2587 01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:46,200 So they'd have to be somewhat of a recognizable person. 2588 01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:47,200 And that's, yeah. 2589 01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:48,200 Let's see. 2590 01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:51,160 You know, Nita Strauss probably needs a little playful nipple tweak. 2591 01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:52,760 You know, she could take, oh, that would be cool. 2592 01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:53,760 That would be kind of fun too. 2593 01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:55,560 Of course I couldn't do that because I'm married. 2594 01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:57,000 Yeah, but okay. 2595 01:40:57,000 --> 01:40:58,800 I mean, this is alternate universe. 2596 01:40:58,800 --> 01:40:59,800 Oh, okay. 2597 01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:00,800 Yeah, yeah. 2598 01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:01,800 So maybe you're not married. 2599 01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:02,800 The alternate universe me could do. 2600 01:41:02,800 --> 01:41:03,800 They're your single. 2601 01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,200 So yeah, you could do that. 2602 01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:07,760 But then again, Nita Strauss could look horrible too in that one. 2603 01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:08,760 So we don't know. 2604 01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:09,760 Oh, that's true. 2605 01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:10,760 Yeah, so you may not want to. 2606 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:12,680 You may go there and go, oh, no, no, I changed my mind. 2607 01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:13,680 Maybe Bernadette Peters. 2608 01:41:13,680 --> 01:41:14,680 Yeah. 2609 01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:16,280 I had the biggest crush on her. 2610 01:41:16,280 --> 01:41:17,280 Me too. 2611 01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:19,200 Remember when The Jerk came out with Steve Martin? 2612 01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:20,200 Uh-huh. 2613 01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:21,920 Oh gosh, she was hot. 2614 01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:24,360 And she had that raspy sultry voice. 2615 01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:25,360 Yep, yep. 2616 01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:26,360 Yeah. 2617 01:41:26,360 --> 01:41:27,800 And the little Betty Boop mouth. 2618 01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:28,800 Yes, yeah. 2619 01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:30,960 No, that's when I realized that I was a boy. 2620 01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:33,840 You know what I mean? 2621 01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:35,200 I knew there was something there. 2622 01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:36,640 I just didn't know quite. 2623 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:39,920 No, I'm like, I really like that, but I'm not sure. 2624 01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:42,320 It's like different than liking my friend. 2625 01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:46,360 I really liked that a lot, but it's completely different than liking Roger Down the Road. 2626 01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:49,840 Yeah, I like Roger Down the Road, but Bernadette makes my pants feel funny. 2627 01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:50,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2628 01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:55,320 There's something here that I really want to investigate on. 2629 01:41:55,320 --> 01:42:00,800 Oh my God, no wonder we all went crazy at 14. 2630 01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:01,800 Yeah, really. 2631 01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:02,800 We were like, fuck, gosh. 2632 01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:06,360 You know what, it's funny, I mentioned Betty Boop. 2633 01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:08,080 Bernadette had the Betty Boop mouth. 2634 01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:10,720 Yeah, and she also did that boob boop ba doo thing. 2635 01:42:10,720 --> 01:42:11,720 Oh yeah, she did. 2636 01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:12,720 She played into that. 2637 01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:13,720 Yep. 2638 01:42:13,720 --> 01:42:20,240 Did you know that Betty Boop was originally and always intended to be a black woman? 2639 01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:21,240 Did not know that. 2640 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:22,240 Yep. 2641 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:25,440 The cartoon that started out, Betty Boop was a black woman. 2642 01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:26,440 Wow. 2643 01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:31,240 But then when they decided to mainstream the cartoon and have people live action it, they 2644 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:34,320 always picked white women because that's old. 2645 01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:35,800 But Betty Boop was whitewashed. 2646 01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:36,800 That sounds about right. 2647 01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:37,800 Okay, she was whitewashed. 2648 01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:39,280 She was whitewashed, yeah. 2649 01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:43,760 And you know what, I only see white women pretending to be Betty Boop or having Betty 2650 01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:49,080 Boop tattoos or have their Facebook icon or whatever. 2651 01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:50,680 Yeah. 2652 01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:51,680 It's a black woman. 2653 01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,200 It's always been a black woman. 2654 01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:54,200 Wow. 2655 01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:57,920 Next you're going to tell me Aunt Jemima was white. 2656 01:42:57,920 --> 01:43:00,120 Well, no. 2657 01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:04,200 Coincidentally, the whole family is really mad about that. 2658 01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:05,200 Yeah. 2659 01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:07,280 Yeah, they're like, there's nothing racist about it. 2660 01:43:07,280 --> 01:43:10,560 We won her name on it because she's the one that made these pancakes. 2661 01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:11,560 Yeah, yeah. 2662 01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:14,880 Well, let's see, there's the Alvin Ailey Dance Company. 2663 01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:22,760 Alvin Ailey was a prominent choreographer, black, deceased, got AIDS during the AIDS 2664 01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:25,520 crisis and pandemic. 2665 01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:30,120 But let's see, we can't name his dance company after him because he's black, so we have to 2666 01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,120 change it, right? 2667 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:34,680 Because Aunt Jemima was black and we can't name the company after her, so Alvin Ailey 2668 01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:37,480 Dance Group is going to have to change its name because you can't name anything after 2669 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:39,160 a black person without being hateful. 2670 01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:40,160 That's fucked. 2671 01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:41,160 Isn't it stupid? 2672 01:43:41,160 --> 01:43:42,160 Yeah. 2673 01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:45,560 You've never had the most of your life tortured that way constantly about, oh wait, well this 2674 01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:49,960 is offensive, but then that's offensive and... 2675 01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:50,960 This must be horrid. 2676 01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:53,120 It just must be awful. 2677 01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:56,000 Someone like that just tells me they're not happy with themselves. 2678 01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:57,000 Yeah. 2679 01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:58,000 You know? 2680 01:43:58,000 --> 01:43:59,000 Yeah. 2681 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,000 You got to find something wrong with somebody. 2682 01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:01,840 Oh, well what's wrong with this guy? 2683 01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:03,960 Oh, well he's black. 2684 01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:08,040 And generally the people who are like that really don't understand the cause they are 2685 01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:09,040 trying to spouse. 2686 01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:10,040 Exactly. 2687 01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:13,320 They don't know what they're told to or they think it's cool or they don't have any idea 2688 01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:16,560 what else to do, but you can tell they have no idea what they're talking about. 2689 01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:21,680 When I was younger, much younger, growing up where I did, you heard the M word a lot 2690 01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:23,600 and I really thought that that was common. 2691 01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:26,920 I thought that that was like a name for the people. 2692 01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:27,920 I really did. 2693 01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:32,000 And then later on I found out, no, you don't say that name and I'm like, why? 2694 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:33,320 Yeah, I thought that was a nationality. 2695 01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:34,560 Yeah, I did too. 2696 01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:37,720 Like you know, French or Australian or Nigerian. 2697 01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:38,720 I thought that was... 2698 01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:39,720 Me too. 2699 01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:43,200 No, I grew up in Northeast Kansas City when I was really young and that's all the kids 2700 01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:45,560 there said was the M word. 2701 01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:48,800 I'm like, oh, okay, that must be their nationality. 2702 01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:51,320 Then later on I'm like, no, you don't say that. 2703 01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:54,720 No, no, that's not their name. 2704 01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:56,440 I'm like, oh. 2705 01:44:56,440 --> 01:44:58,840 So yeah, yeah, it's weird, isn't it? 2706 01:44:58,840 --> 01:45:05,600 I mean, it's hard to believe that we're so far, we're not that far removed from it. 2707 01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:06,880 Yeah, yeah. 2708 01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:10,160 But then again, when you see people, you're kind of like going, yeah, I believe we're 2709 01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:11,960 not that far removed from it. 2710 01:45:11,960 --> 01:45:12,960 Yeah. 2711 01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:19,920 I mean, it wasn't all that long ago, probably within 10 years, that there was that black 2712 01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:26,040 man who was jogging through his own neighborhood and a truckload full of rednecks thought that 2713 01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,840 he had broken into somebody's house. 2714 01:45:27,840 --> 01:45:29,840 Yeah, yeah, because he was black and did it. 2715 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:30,840 Ran him down and shot him. 2716 01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:31,840 Yeah. 2717 01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:32,840 Oh yeah, that happened a lot too. 2718 01:45:32,840 --> 01:45:33,840 Yeah. 2719 01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:40,280 So then the thing happened in the 1920s and it was awful even back then, but it was a 2720 01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:42,440 different time back then. 2721 01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:46,080 I thought it was a different time now, but apparently in some parts of the country it 2722 01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:47,840 still is 1920, isn't it? 2723 01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:51,160 I think it was, yeah, I think it was Cumbie, Texas. 2724 01:45:51,160 --> 01:45:53,160 Yeah, I know it was Texas. 2725 01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:55,800 I-40 or I-30. 2726 01:45:55,800 --> 01:46:00,600 There was, oh, a lot of this came from Texas actually, that and this too. 2727 01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:07,080 On the side, on the sign off of the interstate as you're driving into that smaller town, 2728 01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:11,720 it said, M-word, don't let the sun go down on your ass in this town. 2729 01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:12,720 Yeah. 2730 01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:15,160 I remember seeing that in 94 and 95. 2731 01:46:15,160 --> 01:46:20,440 96, they finally took it down and I used to be in awe back then going, how in the fuck 2732 01:46:20,440 --> 01:46:21,800 does that thing stay there? 2733 01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:24,300 Well, I guess it was a well-known thing. 2734 01:46:24,300 --> 01:46:26,360 You touch it, you might get shot. 2735 01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:27,460 Yeah. 2736 01:46:27,460 --> 01:46:29,560 Somebody will find out if you mess with it. 2737 01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,680 Yeah, so you had to fucking leave that. 2738 01:46:31,680 --> 01:46:33,920 Yeah, it's when the bully runs the town. 2739 01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:38,760 Yeah, and then people that drive down the freeway that know better are like, fuck this, 2740 01:46:38,760 --> 01:46:44,080 they're not going to go do it because they might get shot or the town sheriff might fucking 2741 01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:45,080 arrest you. 2742 01:46:45,080 --> 01:46:47,480 Oh, we saw you break into the Joneses. 2743 01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:48,480 What? 2744 01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:49,480 Yeah. 2745 01:46:49,480 --> 01:46:50,480 Yeah. 2746 01:46:50,480 --> 01:46:55,000 So people out of being afraid wouldn't take that bullshit down and the people around there 2747 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:58,000 or at least most of them supported it. 2748 01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:02,400 And if I have the town wrong, I'm sorry, but that's what I thought it was. 2749 01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:03,840 I remember- 2750 01:47:03,840 --> 01:47:05,840 I think it's I-30 and not I-40. 2751 01:47:05,840 --> 01:47:06,840 I-20, I-30. 2752 01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:08,840 I think it's I-30. 2753 01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:09,840 Yeah. 2754 01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:10,840 Those are east-west. 2755 01:47:10,840 --> 01:47:11,840 Yes. 2756 01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:15,240 The odd numbers go north-south, even numbers go east-west. 2757 01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:23,400 When I was a kid and taking family vacations, we generally went west and northwest, not 2758 01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:24,460 south. 2759 01:47:24,460 --> 01:47:28,520 But if we'd gone south, I'm sure I would have seen drinking fountains still labeled 2760 01:47:28,520 --> 01:47:29,520 white only. 2761 01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:30,520 Probably. 2762 01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:33,120 Colored center, round back, that kind of thing. 2763 01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:34,120 Yeah, that kind of bullshit. 2764 01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:38,360 You know, even in the late 60s, early 70s, that kind of stuff was still up in a lot of 2765 01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:39,640 at least very small towns. 2766 01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:42,560 You know, the big towns were taking it down, but small towns definitely. 2767 01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:44,320 Yeah, big towns, yeah. 2768 01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:49,720 But when I found me a vacation, we'd go out west and out there it wasn't black people 2769 01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:53,760 being scapegoated, it was Native Americans. 2770 01:47:53,760 --> 01:47:55,480 Yeah, yeah. 2771 01:47:55,480 --> 01:48:03,040 And my oldest brother's first wife apparently just decided to join right in on that. 2772 01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:05,960 And when they lived in, it was either Washington or Montana. 2773 01:48:05,960 --> 01:48:09,400 I think it was when they moved to Washington. 2774 01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:14,560 And she was talking about encountering a bad driver on the road. 2775 01:48:14,560 --> 01:48:19,840 And he did something, not a good driving maneuver. 2776 01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:24,640 And she grinned and said, oh well, just another crazy drunk Indian. 2777 01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:28,200 I seem to have heard something like that too, Crowley. 2778 01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:29,200 Yeah. 2779 01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:35,880 And just the presumption that every Native American is a drunk and they're all crazy. 2780 01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:39,560 And you just roll your eyes and shake your head because they're all just like little 2781 01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:42,320 children that are drunk and blah blah. 2782 01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:44,120 And this was in the 90s. 2783 01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,120 Was a drunkard. 2784 01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:49,000 You can tell he's got the gin blossom nose and the silly look on his face. 2785 01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:50,000 Yeah. 2786 01:48:50,000 --> 01:48:51,000 Yeah. 2787 01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:55,000 And that's a pretty common thing to do is to take a group that you're trying to marginalize 2788 01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:58,000 and make them fools. 2789 01:48:58,000 --> 01:49:04,640 Remember when movies and TV shows relentlessly portrayed smart people as idiots? 2790 01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:09,360 You might know how to create this rocket fuel, but you can't figure out how a car works or 2791 01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:10,360 how to cook a meal. 2792 01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:13,200 And then everyone would laugh at the stupid egghead. 2793 01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:23,920 And for decades in America, we were all programmed to ridicule and disregard smart people. 2794 01:49:23,920 --> 01:49:24,920 Yep. 2795 01:49:24,920 --> 01:49:26,600 I-30 does go through Cumbia. 2796 01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:29,200 I think it's somewhere in that area, one of those towns. 2797 01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:30,200 Yeah. 2798 01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:32,600 Yeah, no, you're right. 2799 01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:37,280 So marginalized groups include Native Americans. 2800 01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:43,240 You can't really get away with showing black people in the caricatures and stereotypes 2801 01:49:43,240 --> 01:49:44,680 that there used to be. 2802 01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:46,160 No, no. 2803 01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:48,400 But there are still groups that you can do that with. 2804 01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:50,160 Yeah, there still are some. 2805 01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:51,160 Yeah. 2806 01:49:51,160 --> 01:49:57,880 I see shows, current TV shows sometimes that make just the most horrible stereotype and 2807 01:49:57,880 --> 01:50:06,360 caricature of a Christian and portray them as the most bigoted, idiotic fool. 2808 01:50:06,360 --> 01:50:07,360 I would agree. 2809 01:50:07,360 --> 01:50:10,880 Yeah, now it's like open game on Christians. 2810 01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:13,760 Yeah, yeah. 2811 01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:19,240 You kind of expect that from Hollywood media anyway. 2812 01:50:19,240 --> 01:50:20,240 Yeah. 2813 01:50:20,240 --> 01:50:21,240 Yeah. 2814 01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:22,240 Let's see. 2815 01:50:22,240 --> 01:50:28,400 Damn it, I had a subject I was going to go into, and now I fucking forgot it. 2816 01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:29,440 We tend to do that a lot. 2817 01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:31,120 We drive the thoughts out of each other's heads. 2818 01:50:31,120 --> 01:50:32,120 Yeah, we do. 2819 01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:33,120 Yeah, okay. 2820 01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:41,720 Well, let's see, I'm trying to think if I've heard any news lately about the music scene. 2821 01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:45,160 I had a bunch of it, but I've forgotten it. 2822 01:50:45,160 --> 01:50:48,440 There's a study that says music invokes memories. 2823 01:50:48,440 --> 01:50:49,440 I can see that. 2824 01:50:49,440 --> 01:50:50,440 Yeah. 2825 01:50:50,440 --> 01:50:56,600 It's like a really, really, what would you call it? 2826 01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:57,600 It's a good association. 2827 01:50:57,600 --> 01:50:58,600 Yeah. 2828 01:50:58,600 --> 01:50:59,600 It's like a trigger. 2829 01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:04,160 I'll have to bring the whole article, but it goes really in depth about how they've 2830 01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:09,040 proven that whenever you listen to music, it invokes memories of different times, and 2831 01:51:09,040 --> 01:51:12,320 it depends on what song meant to you back then. 2832 01:51:12,320 --> 01:51:13,320 Yeah. 2833 01:51:13,320 --> 01:51:14,320 It could be a breakup song. 2834 01:51:14,320 --> 01:51:17,360 It could be a song that someone played at their funeral. 2835 01:51:17,360 --> 01:51:18,360 Yeah. 2836 01:51:18,360 --> 01:51:25,400 All this stuff, the music takes you back to memories because of the meaning of it to you. 2837 01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,520 When you first listen to it, that's the meaning of it. 2838 01:51:27,520 --> 01:51:32,240 It's talking about you first listen to a song, whatever stage of life you're going through, 2839 01:51:32,240 --> 01:51:34,920 that's where you were at on that song, and that's where it stays. 2840 01:51:34,920 --> 01:51:35,920 Yeah. 2841 01:51:35,920 --> 01:51:42,160 I can think of some times during 1974 and 75, which was just really miserable time in 2842 01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:47,000 my life, and the music kind of sucked, in my opinion, at least the stuff I could get 2843 01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:49,200 on my radio. 2844 01:51:49,200 --> 01:51:53,260 There's a number of songs that were popular then that if I hear them now, it just takes 2845 01:51:53,260 --> 01:51:57,680 me right back to that dismal, depressing, gloomy time in my life. 2846 01:51:57,680 --> 01:51:59,640 It's like, oh, get that song off, man. 2847 01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:00,640 I ain't going to listen. 2848 01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:03,240 It's Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks. 2849 01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:04,800 Oh my gosh. 2850 01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:06,600 That song is horrible. 2851 01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:07,600 Isn't it? 2852 01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:08,600 It's just one of the worst songs ever made. 2853 01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:11,040 We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. 2854 01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:12,040 That's it. 2855 01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:15,560 And now you're gone or something like that. 2856 01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:18,920 Someone said they were talking about their dog, but I don't think so. 2857 01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:20,160 No, no. 2858 01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:23,120 I think that Barry Manilow song, Mandy. 2859 01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:24,120 Oh, yeah. 2860 01:52:24,120 --> 01:52:26,040 That was written about his dog, Brandy. 2861 01:52:26,040 --> 01:52:27,040 Yeah, yeah, Brandy. 2862 01:52:27,040 --> 01:52:30,520 But then he changed the name to Mandy and pretended it was about a girl. 2863 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:33,000 Yeah, because that's what made, yeah. 2864 01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:37,160 But then we come to find out Barry Manilow never had those feelings for any girl. 2865 01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:38,920 No, no. 2866 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:45,120 And you know, the weirdest thing was Barry Manilow could have come out in the 80s. 2867 01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:46,120 No one cared. 2868 01:52:46,120 --> 01:52:47,600 And nobody would have given a shit. 2869 01:52:47,600 --> 01:52:48,600 Everyone kind of figured. 2870 01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:49,600 Yeah, yeah. 2871 01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:51,520 But apparently he was important to him. 2872 01:52:51,520 --> 01:52:55,760 He was a bachelor at large or a confirmed bachelor. 2873 01:52:55,760 --> 01:53:02,220 There was an episode of the show Will and Grace where Will was waiting in line for Barry 2874 01:53:02,220 --> 01:53:04,400 Manilow tickets. 2875 01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:06,680 Stereotype. 2876 01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:12,640 But they kept going and just like all sorts of insinuations and like talking around it, 2877 01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:15,680 you know, hinting that he's gay without actually coming out and saying it. 2878 01:53:15,680 --> 01:53:18,520 So it was like the show saying, everybody knows he's gay, but we're just not going to 2879 01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:20,280 say it outright. 2880 01:53:20,280 --> 01:53:25,080 And then Chris Penn played, I think like the stage manager. 2881 01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:28,240 Is this before Barry Manilow just went ahead and said, nah? 2882 01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,240 Yeah. 2883 01:53:29,240 --> 01:53:30,720 This was, this would have been 90s. 2884 01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:31,720 Oh, okay. 2885 01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:36,240 But Chris Penn played stage manager, I think, and he was out there flirting with Will and 2886 01:53:36,240 --> 01:53:39,440 saying, you know, if you go on a date with me, I'll get you tickets and you come back 2887 01:53:39,440 --> 01:53:42,680 and meet Barry and blah, blah, blah. 2888 01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:48,220 So they were even having the entourage around Barry Manilow portrayed as gay. 2889 01:53:48,220 --> 01:53:51,160 But they didn't want to come out and say, yeah, yeah. 2890 01:53:51,160 --> 01:53:54,360 And then Melissa Gilbert, you know who that actress is? 2891 01:53:54,360 --> 01:53:55,360 Yeah. 2892 01:53:55,360 --> 01:53:56,360 Yeah. 2893 01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:57,360 She played. 2894 01:53:57,360 --> 01:53:58,360 Little House on the Prairie. 2895 01:53:58,360 --> 01:53:59,360 Yeah. 2896 01:53:59,360 --> 01:54:00,360 Laura Ingalls, maybe played Laura Ingalls. 2897 01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:01,360 Yeah. 2898 01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:02,360 Little House on the Prairie. 2899 01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:03,360 Yeah. 2900 01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:07,680 Or, oh, I'm saying the wrong person then. 2901 01:54:07,680 --> 01:54:10,320 She was on the Rosie O'Donnell show. 2902 01:54:10,320 --> 01:54:11,560 It was one of the daughters. 2903 01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:16,360 Oh, that's another Gilbert, not Melissa Gilbert. 2904 01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:17,360 Sarah Gilbert. 2905 01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:18,360 Yeah. 2906 01:54:18,360 --> 01:54:19,360 Okay. 2907 01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:24,320 Sarah Gilbert was in the episode too and she was in line ahead of Will and ragging on him 2908 01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:25,320 because she was- 2909 01:54:25,320 --> 01:54:26,320 That makes more sense. 2910 01:54:26,320 --> 01:54:27,320 Yeah. 2911 01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:28,320 That makes more sense. 2912 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:29,800 The age demographics more, yeah. 2913 01:54:29,800 --> 01:54:32,880 And then we come to find out Sarah Gilbert's a lesbian. 2914 01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:36,560 So it's like they were piling everybody into the scene who was either portraying a gay 2915 01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:39,120 person or was a gay person in real life. 2916 01:54:39,120 --> 01:54:40,120 Or was a gay person, yep. 2917 01:54:40,120 --> 01:54:41,520 It's like, that's not coincidence. 2918 01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:46,320 That's the show intentionally packing this scene to let you know exactly what's going 2919 01:54:46,320 --> 01:54:47,800 on without coming out and saying- 2920 01:54:47,800 --> 01:54:50,840 Well, it was like the famous scene. 2921 01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:54,800 There's like a big jamathon for some sort of a charity or something. 2922 01:54:54,800 --> 01:55:01,360 And that was when Rob Halford was rumored to be gay all over the place, but not confirmed. 2923 01:55:01,360 --> 01:55:02,360 Yeah. 2924 01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:05,280 Sebastian Bach came out and started singing with Rob Halford. 2925 01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:10,120 He put the microphone down between his legs and Rob Halford jumped down and started singing 2926 01:55:10,120 --> 01:55:11,120 on it really close. 2927 01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:12,120 Oh my God. 2928 01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:18,240 And then Sebastian Bach turned around and he puts his arms out like, there you go. 2929 01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:20,080 And people still didn't get it. 2930 01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:21,080 Yep. 2931 01:55:21,080 --> 01:55:22,760 And I think they rehearsed that. 2932 01:55:22,760 --> 01:55:25,480 I think Sebastian Bach's like, no one gives a fuck. 2933 01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:26,480 You're the metal god. 2934 01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:27,480 Come on out and just do this. 2935 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:28,480 Yeah. 2936 01:55:28,480 --> 01:55:29,480 He's like, okay. 2937 01:55:29,480 --> 01:55:30,760 They did that and people still didn't take it. 2938 01:55:30,760 --> 01:55:32,080 They're like, they didn't want to know. 2939 01:55:32,080 --> 01:55:33,080 They didn't want to know. 2940 01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:34,080 Yeah. 2941 01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:35,080 Yeah. 2942 01:55:35,080 --> 01:55:37,760 I think a lot, you know, people can handle it better. 2943 01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:46,480 I know in the seventies and eighties, at least the crowd I was having contact with, weren't 2944 01:55:46,480 --> 01:55:54,080 necessarily automatically openly hostile to gay men, but certainly anybody gay was looked 2945 01:55:54,080 --> 01:56:01,120 down on, pitied, considered to be somewhat mentally insane, blah, blah, blah. 2946 01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:05,680 It was not thought of as, you know, a way a person is. 2947 01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:10,680 It was more thought of as an aberration. 2948 01:56:10,680 --> 01:56:15,880 So Judas Priest having a gay lead singer, there would be a lot of people who would be 2949 01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:17,760 like, that's weird and creepy. 2950 01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:20,560 Rob Halford can't be the metal god being gay. 2951 01:56:20,560 --> 01:56:24,480 But there would also be people who would like, well, I don't like it that he's gay and I 2952 01:56:24,480 --> 01:56:26,640 don't like gay people or thinking that what they do. 2953 01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:28,280 Well, you shouldn't be thinking about what they do. 2954 01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:29,280 Yeah, you shouldn't. 2955 01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:30,920 It has nothing to do with you. 2956 01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:36,600 And it's just like the fucking scumbags, the dirtbags, you just go, hey, gay person, touch 2957 01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:37,600 me, I'm killing him. 2958 01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:39,560 I'm like thinking, you don't have to worry about it. 2959 01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:40,560 Oh yeah. 2960 01:56:40,560 --> 01:56:42,080 Nobody's going to get near you. 2961 01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:43,080 Yeah, yeah. 2962 01:56:43,080 --> 01:56:47,960 And pretty much the guys who would react that violently are the ones who are really unsure 2963 01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:48,960 about their own sexuality. 2964 01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:49,960 Exactly. 2965 01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:53,520 And they're afraid that just being touched by another man will turn them instantly gay. 2966 01:56:53,520 --> 01:56:55,680 That's what we always said growing up in my clique. 2967 01:56:55,680 --> 01:56:57,880 We're like, look, why are you so worried about it? 2968 01:56:57,880 --> 01:57:01,040 And if a guy comes up to me and says, hey man, you want to go do this? 2969 01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:02,040 I'd be like, no, thank you. 2970 01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:03,360 I'm not going to beat their ass. 2971 01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:08,000 I've had guys hit on me and flirt with me and ask me out and it's like, dude, I'm team 2972 01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:09,000 vagina. 2973 01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:10,000 Sorry. 2974 01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:11,000 Actually, I'm not sorry. 2975 01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:12,000 No, no, no. 2976 01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:13,000 I've done that a few times too. 2977 01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:17,800 It's like, I don't know what you think you're picking up on, but I'm not that guy, but I 2978 01:57:17,800 --> 01:57:19,280 don't hate you for it. 2979 01:57:19,280 --> 01:57:20,280 And just, yeah. 2980 01:57:20,280 --> 01:57:21,280 Yeah. 2981 01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:24,680 And a couple of occasions it's like, I have a friend I can introduce you to. 2982 01:57:24,680 --> 01:57:25,680 Yeah. 2983 01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,680 Hang on. 2984 01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:27,680 Let me get him on the phone. 2985 01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:28,680 I'm not going to let him talk. 2986 01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:31,680 But it's a... 2987 01:57:31,680 --> 01:57:39,120 Well, I got a lot of the ones that when it was like big, I was growing up and, you know, 2988 01:57:39,120 --> 01:57:44,120 and like trying to bag chicks in the deal when it was popular for gay men to try to 2989 01:57:44,120 --> 01:57:46,680 land straight men. 2990 01:57:46,680 --> 01:57:48,160 And it was pretty annoying too. 2991 01:57:48,160 --> 01:57:50,520 It was like, look, I know this game. 2992 01:57:50,520 --> 01:57:52,000 I've heard about it. 2993 01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:53,000 Don't include me in on it. 2994 01:57:53,000 --> 01:57:55,440 I'm not one of them you're going to get, but you know, but thank you. 2995 01:57:55,440 --> 01:57:56,640 I appreciate the thought. 2996 01:57:56,640 --> 01:58:00,640 But no, you know, I think so and so might be swank. 2997 01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:01,640 Go over there. 2998 01:58:01,640 --> 01:58:02,640 Yeah. 2999 01:58:02,640 --> 01:58:03,640 Yeah. 3000 01:58:03,640 --> 01:58:04,640 You make someone up that guy over there. 3001 01:58:04,640 --> 01:58:09,840 I had a gay friend of mine tell me that one of the most attractive things to a gay man 3002 01:58:09,840 --> 01:58:13,640 is a newly divorced straight man. 3003 01:58:13,640 --> 01:58:15,480 Gay men will take a run at them hard. 3004 01:58:15,480 --> 01:58:16,480 Why? 3005 01:58:16,480 --> 01:58:19,120 Because they're lonely or confused or... 3006 01:58:19,120 --> 01:58:20,920 And probably down on women. 3007 01:58:20,920 --> 01:58:21,920 Oh yeah. 3008 01:58:21,920 --> 01:58:26,200 And you can, you know, the idea is you can catch him in a vulnerable moment where he 3009 01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:28,600 kind of doesn't, he's not real fond of women. 3010 01:58:28,600 --> 01:58:30,760 So he's like, eh, what the hell? 3011 01:58:30,760 --> 01:58:33,400 It's like, it's considered a challenge, I think. 3012 01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:34,400 I guess so. 3013 01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:35,400 Yeah. 3014 01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:43,520 So when I got my divorce, my friend Paul called Cindy and said, well, you know, I've just heard 3015 01:58:43,520 --> 01:58:47,080 the divorce is final and you know there's nothing more attractive to a gay man than 3016 01:58:47,080 --> 01:58:49,560 a newly divorced straight man. 3017 01:58:49,560 --> 01:58:52,200 And Cindy said, hands off. 3018 01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:55,200 Stay away. 3019 01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:56,200 Nope. 3020 01:58:56,200 --> 01:58:57,200 Not participating. 3021 01:58:57,200 --> 01:59:05,200 He would tease her like, does he have a hairy back? 3022 01:59:05,200 --> 01:59:07,640 What does he look like with his shirt off? 3023 01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:08,640 Shut up. 3024 01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:10,440 I'm doing a number quiz here. 3025 01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:14,120 So far he's got 30 and I'm trying to get him to 50. 3026 01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:16,760 But you know, I know Paul wasn't hitting on me. 3027 01:59:16,760 --> 01:59:17,760 He was just having fun. 3028 01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:18,760 No, he was just having fun. 3029 01:59:18,760 --> 01:59:19,760 Yeah. 3030 01:59:19,760 --> 01:59:23,120 Whether he actually found me attractive or not, I have no idea and I never asked and 3031 01:59:23,120 --> 01:59:24,120 I don't care. 3032 01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:25,120 No, no, no. 3033 01:59:25,120 --> 01:59:28,080 I mean, you know, we would tease each other. 3034 01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:29,680 We'd bust each other's chops. 3035 01:59:29,680 --> 01:59:32,240 We'd have, you know, good long heart to heart talks. 3036 01:59:32,240 --> 01:59:37,120 I mean, he was a really good friend during a difficult time in my life and really helped 3037 01:59:37,120 --> 01:59:38,360 me in a lot of ways. 3038 01:59:38,360 --> 01:59:39,360 Oh yeah. 3039 01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:45,960 And you know, for a while there he kind of had the inkling that, you know, is Tofer trying 3040 01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:46,960 to tell me he's gay? 3041 01:59:46,960 --> 01:59:47,960 Oh wow. 3042 01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:50,520 And I was like, no, no, that's not what I'm trying to tell you. 3043 01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:52,840 I'm trying to tell you my first marriage is a disaster. 3044 01:59:52,840 --> 01:59:53,840 Yeah. 3045 01:59:53,840 --> 01:59:55,840 I'm just saying. 3046 01:59:55,840 --> 01:59:56,840 Yeah. 3047 01:59:56,840 --> 01:59:59,440 But his first marriage was a total disaster too. 3048 01:59:59,440 --> 02:00:02,120 He came out while he was married after he'd already had two kids. 3049 02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:03,120 Oh, okay. 3050 02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:07,240 And then he came out and it was really hideous, horrible divorce and he wound up bankrupt. 3051 02:00:07,240 --> 02:00:08,240 Oh man. 3052 02:00:08,240 --> 02:00:11,120 And just, you know, and he's bounced back very well. 3053 02:00:11,120 --> 02:00:12,120 That's good. 3054 02:00:12,120 --> 02:00:15,880 But we had, you know, he had a lot of real life experience. 3055 02:00:15,880 --> 02:00:17,440 Did he not know he was gay until this? 3056 02:00:17,440 --> 02:00:18,640 I mean, what happened? 3057 02:00:18,640 --> 02:00:19,640 I don't think so. 3058 02:00:19,640 --> 02:00:25,960 He showed me a picture from high school and he was, you know how the marching band has 3059 02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:30,640 the guy who's in the uniform, the tall hat and he's got the baton and he's, you know, 3060 02:00:30,640 --> 02:00:35,260 he was that guy and he could jump and do the splits real, real high in the air. 3061 02:00:35,260 --> 02:00:38,880 And he showed me that picture and he said, yeah, this is what I could do in high school. 3062 02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:42,160 And he said, and no, that's not what turned me gay. 3063 02:00:42,160 --> 02:00:46,920 Then did you say I begged Tofer that did that? 3064 02:00:46,920 --> 02:00:53,000 No, I've had some gay friends before they act differently after they know you because 3065 02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:56,320 at first they don't know if they can tease with you about it or not. 3066 02:00:56,320 --> 02:01:00,600 Cause some guys are like really stiff around that like, Oh no, no, no, don't get near me 3067 02:01:00,600 --> 02:01:01,600 with that stuff. 3068 02:01:01,600 --> 02:01:02,600 Yeah. 3069 02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:03,600 And then there's ones are like, they don't care. 3070 02:01:03,600 --> 02:01:05,560 They're like, whatever man, just have fun. 3071 02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:06,560 You know, I know you're joking. 3072 02:01:06,560 --> 02:01:07,560 It's fine. 3073 02:01:07,560 --> 02:01:08,560 Yeah. 3074 02:01:08,560 --> 02:01:10,360 I know in a lot of cases they're trying to make you blush. 3075 02:01:10,360 --> 02:01:11,360 Yes. 3076 02:01:11,360 --> 02:01:12,960 They want to see what it takes to make you blush. 3077 02:01:12,960 --> 02:01:15,080 That's what a good friend of mine, a female told me. 3078 02:01:15,080 --> 02:01:20,560 She goes, the reason that guys don't like getting hit by on by gay men is they make, 3079 02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:24,520 they make you feel like we feel with all the guys hitting on us. 3080 02:01:24,520 --> 02:01:25,520 Yeah. 3081 02:01:25,520 --> 02:01:26,760 You kind of feel like the girl. 3082 02:01:26,760 --> 02:01:27,760 Yeah. 3083 02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:31,920 You're kind of like, huh, man, get a walk, you know, kind of feel slimy. 3084 02:01:31,920 --> 02:01:33,400 That's the way women feel every night. 3085 02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:37,040 Guys go, Hey, can I buy you a drink? 3086 02:01:37,040 --> 02:01:38,040 You know, or whatever. 3087 02:01:38,040 --> 02:01:39,040 Yeah. 3088 02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:40,040 Yeah. 3089 02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:41,040 I noticed you're wearing the, you know. 3090 02:01:41,040 --> 02:01:42,040 Yeah. 3091 02:01:42,040 --> 02:01:43,040 Yeah. 3092 02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:47,200 I mean, I've seen a lot of creepy guys hitting on girls in a very creepy way. 3093 02:01:47,200 --> 02:01:48,200 Oh yeah. 3094 02:01:48,200 --> 02:01:52,440 It's kind of like a, see that commercial I forgot for like Subaru or something. 3095 02:01:52,440 --> 02:01:54,640 And it's the auto start that comes to you. 3096 02:01:54,640 --> 02:01:58,800 And the guy's like going, Oh, you look much shorter than I thought you were. 3097 02:01:58,800 --> 02:02:00,080 It's like a blind date thing. 3098 02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:04,600 And then he goes, Oh, this is me, air drum competition, you know. 3099 02:02:04,600 --> 02:02:08,840 And they saw, I forgot my wallet, sugar mama or something like that. 3100 02:02:08,840 --> 02:02:14,560 And meanwhile, that right there illustrates like some guys, you know, they just take all 3101 02:02:14,560 --> 02:02:15,560 this stuff for granted. 3102 02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:17,040 Oh, she's going to think I'm hot. 3103 02:02:17,040 --> 02:02:20,480 So I'm going to go ahead and just start fucking, you know, talking about myself. 3104 02:02:20,480 --> 02:02:24,040 You don't have to listen about her at all because I'm going to tell her about myself 3105 02:02:24,040 --> 02:02:25,040 and stuff like that. 3106 02:02:25,040 --> 02:02:26,440 I've heard so many guys do that. 3107 02:02:26,440 --> 02:02:29,060 I'm like thinking that's not working. 3108 02:02:29,060 --> 02:02:30,480 That's never going to work. 3109 02:02:30,480 --> 02:02:37,160 No, no, it's, it's real similar to the technique of acting like you and the girl have known 3110 02:02:37,160 --> 02:02:38,360 each other for a long time. 3111 02:02:38,360 --> 02:02:42,920 And you're already close and you're already, you know, have earned the right to like put 3112 02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:47,080 your hands on her and the guys will walk up and just start acting like they've already 3113 02:02:47,080 --> 02:02:48,880 been dating for a couple of weeks. 3114 02:02:48,880 --> 02:02:52,000 And some girls will just respond to it and fall into it. 3115 02:02:52,000 --> 02:02:55,080 Most of them, I'm sure like who the hell are you? 3116 02:02:55,080 --> 02:02:56,080 Yeah. 3117 02:02:56,080 --> 02:02:57,680 Get the fuck away from me. 3118 02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:01,240 And then there's the girls that like, as soon as you got to know them or not even really 3119 02:03:01,240 --> 02:03:04,120 get to know them first night you meet them, they start telling you about all their stuff, 3120 02:03:04,120 --> 02:03:05,120 all their problems. 3121 02:03:05,120 --> 02:03:07,480 It's like, geez, it's like, wait a minute. 3122 02:03:07,480 --> 02:03:11,120 All I did was say hi and like, no, no, no. 3123 02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:12,120 Yeah. 3124 02:03:12,120 --> 02:03:13,120 Yeah. 3125 02:03:13,120 --> 02:03:15,080 You're violating my ear space here. 3126 02:03:15,080 --> 02:03:16,080 Yeah. 3127 02:03:16,080 --> 02:03:17,080 Yeah. 3128 02:03:17,080 --> 02:03:21,600 I think that usually is a person who just really needs someone to talk to and everyone 3129 02:03:21,600 --> 02:03:24,360 they know they've already talked to them about it. 3130 02:03:24,360 --> 02:03:25,840 So they're looking for someone fresh to talk to. 3131 02:03:25,840 --> 02:03:28,600 You'd have to find that one reason you got to leave. 3132 02:03:28,600 --> 02:03:30,640 So you'd be like, oh shit, there's my friend. 3133 02:03:30,640 --> 02:03:31,640 Hang on. 3134 02:03:31,640 --> 02:03:32,640 They're leaving. 3135 02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:33,640 I got to go say bye to them. 3136 02:03:33,640 --> 02:03:35,040 And then you let yourself out and just never come back. 3137 02:03:35,040 --> 02:03:36,040 Yeah. 3138 02:03:36,040 --> 02:03:37,040 Yeah. 3139 02:03:37,040 --> 02:03:38,040 I'll see you later. 3140 02:03:38,040 --> 02:03:40,320 And everybody in the room knows why you left early. 3141 02:03:40,320 --> 02:03:41,320 Yeah. 3142 02:03:41,320 --> 02:03:42,320 Yeah. 3143 02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:43,800 So and so wouldn't leave them alone. 3144 02:03:43,800 --> 02:03:47,880 There was a significant period during my first marriage where my... 3145 02:03:47,880 --> 02:03:48,880 Oh shit. 3146 02:03:48,880 --> 02:03:50,400 Was that the national alarm? 3147 02:03:50,400 --> 02:03:51,400 I think so. 3148 02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:52,400 That was nuclear? 3149 02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:53,400 Yeah. 3150 02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:54,400 Yeah. 3151 02:03:54,400 --> 02:03:55,400 I think Alaska's gone. 3152 02:03:55,400 --> 02:03:56,400 Oh, yep. 3153 02:03:56,400 --> 02:03:59,400 This is our last episode, by the way. 3154 02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:03,280 What was I talking about? 3155 02:04:03,280 --> 02:04:07,680 I'm talking about letting yourself out and listen to a woman just keep telling you about 3156 02:04:07,680 --> 02:04:08,680 all her stuff. 3157 02:04:08,680 --> 02:04:09,680 Yeah. 3158 02:04:09,680 --> 02:04:10,680 Yeah. 3159 02:04:10,680 --> 02:04:11,680 You had talked about... 3160 02:04:11,680 --> 02:04:13,520 Are we going to have to back the show up so I can tell what I was... 3161 02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:14,520 Oh, we'll just go on. 3162 02:04:14,520 --> 02:04:15,520 I can't remember. 3163 02:04:15,520 --> 02:04:16,520 Yeah. 3164 02:04:16,520 --> 02:04:17,520 Fuck. 3165 02:04:17,520 --> 02:04:18,520 I get distracted in my... 3166 02:04:18,520 --> 02:04:19,520 Sorry, me too. 3167 02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:20,520 And I'm not even high. 3168 02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:21,520 I mean, I just... 3169 02:04:21,520 --> 02:04:22,520 I've had coffee. 3170 02:04:22,520 --> 02:04:23,520 This is natural hair. 3171 02:04:23,520 --> 02:04:24,520 I don't know what fuck I'm talking about. 3172 02:04:24,520 --> 02:04:25,520 Let me scratch myself. 3173 02:04:25,520 --> 02:04:28,760 We need permission to do the show inside the coffee house. 3174 02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:29,760 Yeah. 3175 02:04:29,760 --> 02:04:30,760 Yeah. 3176 02:04:30,760 --> 02:04:31,760 That would be cooler in hell. 3177 02:04:31,760 --> 02:04:32,760 Yeah. 3178 02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:33,760 That would be great. 3179 02:04:33,760 --> 02:04:34,760 Heat rises. 3180 02:04:34,760 --> 02:04:35,760 Yeah. 3181 02:04:35,760 --> 02:04:36,760 Yep. 3182 02:04:36,760 --> 02:04:37,760 That would be cool. 3183 02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:38,760 Yeah. 3184 02:04:38,760 --> 02:04:39,760 I don't think I'd want to do it because it's so confined in there. 3185 02:04:39,760 --> 02:04:40,760 Yeah. 3186 02:04:40,760 --> 02:04:42,760 Everybody coming up to use the bathroom and have to listen to us. 3187 02:04:42,760 --> 02:04:43,760 Yeah. 3188 02:04:43,760 --> 02:04:48,800 And you hear people pissing in the background because that door is in that heavy duty. 3189 02:04:48,800 --> 02:04:49,800 I get shyness. 3190 02:04:49,800 --> 02:04:50,800 I'm like, oh no. 3191 02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:52,800 Everyone out there, there's a bunch of people. 3192 02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:54,720 They can hear me pissing. 3193 02:04:54,720 --> 02:04:56,720 So you try to hit the rim instead of the water. 3194 02:04:56,720 --> 02:04:57,720 Yeah. 3195 02:04:57,720 --> 02:04:58,720 Yeah. 3196 02:04:58,720 --> 02:04:59,720 That way it's like... 3197 02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:00,720 Then you wind up peeing on the floor and yourself. 3198 02:05:00,720 --> 02:05:01,720 Yeah. 3199 02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:02,720 Then on the rim. 3200 02:05:02,720 --> 02:05:03,880 I leave it. 3201 02:05:03,880 --> 02:05:05,520 I remember what I was going to say before. 3202 02:05:05,520 --> 02:05:06,720 Oh, go ahead. 3203 02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:15,120 There's a period where my ex-wife wouldn't go out to do things with me. 3204 02:05:15,120 --> 02:05:19,440 So I was usually solo when I'd go out with friends or anything like that. 3205 02:05:19,440 --> 02:05:25,960 There was a time I went out to a party at some friend's house in Columbia, Missouri. 3206 02:05:25,960 --> 02:05:36,680 And pretty much as soon as we got there, this apartment was where two girls staying in there. 3207 02:05:36,680 --> 02:05:40,480 And one of their friends stopped by and everybody was kind of talking to everybody. 3208 02:05:40,480 --> 02:05:42,080 And she learned that I was married. 3209 02:05:42,080 --> 02:05:44,320 And she said, oh, okay, cool. 3210 02:05:44,320 --> 02:05:46,360 I'm hanging around with you all night. 3211 02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:48,440 Because she didn't want to get hit on. 3212 02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:51,800 And if she hung around with me, guys would presume that we were together. 3213 02:05:51,800 --> 02:05:52,800 Hawaii is gone. 3214 02:05:52,800 --> 02:05:53,800 Yeah. 3215 02:05:53,800 --> 02:05:54,800 Yeah. 3216 02:05:54,800 --> 02:05:55,800 Yeah. 3217 02:05:55,800 --> 02:05:56,800 You were safe. 3218 02:05:56,800 --> 02:05:57,800 Yeah. 3219 02:05:57,800 --> 02:05:58,800 I was the safe guy to hang around. 3220 02:05:58,800 --> 02:06:02,480 And she wound up sleeping with one of my friends that night. 3221 02:06:02,480 --> 02:06:03,480 So she was able to- 3222 02:06:03,480 --> 02:06:04,480 I guess you weren't safe enough. 3223 02:06:04,480 --> 02:06:05,480 Yeah. 3224 02:06:05,480 --> 02:06:09,680 Well, I think I gave her room to choose who she wanted to be with. 3225 02:06:09,680 --> 02:06:10,680 Yeah, I understand that. 3226 02:06:10,680 --> 02:06:13,080 Without being constantly bombarded. 3227 02:06:13,080 --> 02:06:14,880 And that's happened several times. 3228 02:06:14,880 --> 02:06:19,680 I've kind of fulfilled that role because the person I was married to at the time didn't 3229 02:06:19,680 --> 02:06:23,320 want to go out. 3230 02:06:23,320 --> 02:06:27,440 I may have told this story before, one instance where my band was playing this bar in Bonner 3231 02:06:27,440 --> 02:06:28,440 Springs. 3232 02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:37,080 And the girlfriend of my friend's girlfriend was there by herself when this one drunk guy 3233 02:06:37,080 --> 02:06:39,000 kept hitting on her. 3234 02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:45,520 So during a break between our sets, she came up and said, pretend to be my boyfriend so 3235 02:06:45,520 --> 02:06:47,480 this guy will leave me alone. 3236 02:06:47,480 --> 02:06:53,080 So I went over and sat at the table with them and acted like I was chummy and everything. 3237 02:06:53,080 --> 02:06:56,320 And then I guess I wasn't doing a good enough job because she reached over and grabbed my 3238 02:06:56,320 --> 02:07:01,080 hand and put it on her thigh and said, no, we're supposed to be boyfriend and girlfriend. 3239 02:07:01,080 --> 02:07:02,080 Oh, wow. 3240 02:07:02,080 --> 02:07:08,200 Yeah, but you see the problem I have with that is someone could see that and go, is 3241 02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,200 that your husband? 3242 02:07:09,200 --> 02:07:10,200 Yeah. 3243 02:07:10,200 --> 02:07:11,480 Well, he was over there rubbing some chicks on her thigh. 3244 02:07:11,480 --> 02:07:12,480 I was like, wow. 3245 02:07:12,480 --> 02:07:13,480 Yeah. 3246 02:07:13,480 --> 02:07:14,480 So yeah, I had to tell the band mates. 3247 02:07:14,480 --> 02:07:18,960 It was like, yeah, I'm not really cheating here. 3248 02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:19,960 This is helping someone out. 3249 02:07:19,960 --> 02:07:20,960 Okay, I see. 3250 02:07:20,960 --> 02:07:23,480 So you knew everybody there well enough to let them know what's going on. 3251 02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:24,480 Yeah. 3252 02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:25,480 All right, that's different. 3253 02:07:25,480 --> 02:07:30,120 So just one 20 minute break doing that and then I was heading back up to the stage and 3254 02:07:30,120 --> 02:07:32,080 the guy came up and said, oh man, I'm sorry. 3255 02:07:32,080 --> 02:07:33,760 I didn't know that was your girlfriend. 3256 02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:35,000 I didn't mean to hit on her. 3257 02:07:35,000 --> 02:07:36,640 I said, no problem. 3258 02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:39,520 She needs to dance with somebody when I'm on stage. 3259 02:07:39,520 --> 02:07:42,520 But then he's cool because you didn't say, fuck you, get away from her. 3260 02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:44,240 You're just like, oh, that's no big deal. 3261 02:07:44,240 --> 02:07:45,240 Yeah. 3262 02:07:45,240 --> 02:07:47,160 And I said, she doesn't want to dance tonight because she's tired. 3263 02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:48,160 It's no big deal. 3264 02:07:48,160 --> 02:07:51,080 She's like, oh, that's really cool, man. 3265 02:07:51,080 --> 02:07:54,600 And then I got up on stage and all the band members were looking at me like, okay, what's 3266 02:07:54,600 --> 02:07:55,600 going on? 3267 02:07:55,600 --> 02:08:01,200 And I said, I'm being the fake boyfriend to help this girl out. 3268 02:08:01,200 --> 02:08:02,200 And they're like, oh, okay. 3269 02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:04,760 Well, I actually got a girlfriend actually doing that. 3270 02:08:04,760 --> 02:08:05,760 Yeah. 3271 02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:09,080 Yeah, I don't know if it's a ruse or not, but she's like, hey, will you hang near me 3272 02:08:09,080 --> 02:08:12,560 and act like my boyfriend because these guys keep bothering me. 3273 02:08:12,560 --> 02:08:13,560 Okay. 3274 02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:14,560 All right. 3275 02:08:14,560 --> 02:08:16,760 That'd actually be a really good way for a girl to pick up a guy. 3276 02:08:16,760 --> 02:08:17,760 Yeah. 3277 02:08:17,760 --> 02:08:18,760 And I got picked up then. 3278 02:08:18,760 --> 02:08:19,760 Yeah. 3279 02:08:19,760 --> 02:08:20,760 Yeah. 3280 02:08:20,760 --> 02:08:24,560 And I was like, hey, my ride didn't show up. 3281 02:08:24,560 --> 02:08:25,560 Can you take me home? 3282 02:08:25,560 --> 02:08:26,560 Yeah, sure. 3283 02:08:26,560 --> 02:08:27,560 Yeah, we're friends. 3284 02:08:27,560 --> 02:08:34,160 Next morning, I guess, hmm, I guess we're not friends now. 3285 02:08:34,160 --> 02:08:41,000 You know, I've been in relationships for so long that I probably wouldn't know how to 3286 02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:45,280 flirt and I probably wouldn't recognize if somebody was flirting with me. 3287 02:08:45,280 --> 02:08:47,120 Or if you tried to be quirky. 3288 02:08:47,120 --> 02:08:48,120 Yeah. 3289 02:08:48,120 --> 02:08:49,120 I'd probably be pretty embarrassing. 3290 02:08:49,120 --> 02:08:50,120 Yeah, me too. 3291 02:08:50,120 --> 02:08:54,760 I'd probably be like, ah, you look nice. 3292 02:08:54,760 --> 02:08:55,760 I like it. 3293 02:08:55,760 --> 02:08:56,760 I like it haircut. 3294 02:08:56,760 --> 02:09:00,360 And don't look her in the eye. 3295 02:09:00,360 --> 02:09:05,840 There was a time before Missouri had legal weed that I was driving to Illinois to buy 3296 02:09:05,840 --> 02:09:06,840 it. 3297 02:09:06,840 --> 02:09:07,840 The Stone Ages? 3298 02:09:07,840 --> 02:09:08,840 Yeah. 3299 02:09:08,840 --> 02:09:09,840 Yeah. 3300 02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:12,360 And it was the deal where you drive there and park in a spot and then you take a bus 3301 02:09:12,360 --> 02:09:13,600 shuttle to the dispensary. 3302 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:18,000 And then they'd shuttle you back and then you can drive home from there. 3303 02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:19,000 That's fucking awesome. 3304 02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:20,000 Yeah. 3305 02:09:20,000 --> 02:09:21,000 Next stop, Weedville. 3306 02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:26,240 And the Missouri Highway Patrol had already publicly stated in the newspaper said, yeah, 3307 02:09:26,240 --> 02:09:28,920 we don't care about people coming back from Illinois with weed. 3308 02:09:28,920 --> 02:09:30,400 We got other things to worry about. 3309 02:09:30,400 --> 02:09:31,400 Oh, good. 3310 02:09:31,400 --> 02:09:32,400 We're not stopping anybody. 3311 02:09:32,400 --> 02:09:33,400 We're not searching anybody. 3312 02:09:33,400 --> 02:09:35,280 We don't care. 3313 02:09:35,280 --> 02:09:37,640 So that worked out really well. 3314 02:09:37,640 --> 02:09:43,440 But riding back on the shuttle bus from the dispensary, there's a woman about my age and 3315 02:09:43,440 --> 02:09:48,200 she just started talking to me and she kept initiating more conversation. 3316 02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:53,680 I'd answer and talk to her and be polite, but I wasn't keeping it going because I was 3317 02:09:53,680 --> 02:09:54,680 married. 3318 02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:57,120 But she was keeping it going and keeping it going. 3319 02:09:57,120 --> 02:10:02,520 And finally, I rested my arm over the seat in such a way that my wedding ring showed 3320 02:10:02,520 --> 02:10:05,560 and instantly she was no longer interested in me. 3321 02:10:05,560 --> 02:10:06,560 Oh, wow. 3322 02:10:06,560 --> 02:10:09,240 And then she started flirting with the guy sitting in front of her. 3323 02:10:09,240 --> 02:10:12,360 I thought, this woman wants to go get high and have sex. 3324 02:10:12,360 --> 02:10:13,360 Yes. 3325 02:10:13,360 --> 02:10:16,520 She's looking for somebody to go get high and have sex with. 3326 02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:19,520 Then you wonder if it's a compliment or not. 3327 02:10:19,520 --> 02:10:21,360 I took it as a compliment. 3328 02:10:21,360 --> 02:10:22,360 I would've too. 3329 02:10:22,360 --> 02:10:27,040 And you know, I really couldn't answer the question, well, if you were single, would 3330 02:10:27,040 --> 02:10:28,040 have you done it? 3331 02:10:28,040 --> 02:10:31,560 I can't even think about that because I'm not single. 3332 02:10:31,560 --> 02:10:35,920 Yeah, and that's an odd situation to just suddenly be thrown in to figure something 3333 02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:36,920 out. 3334 02:10:36,920 --> 02:10:37,920 Yeah. 3335 02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:42,880 I mean, the idea of having just random, spontaneous sex with a total stranger scares the crap 3336 02:10:42,880 --> 02:10:43,880 out of me. 3337 02:10:43,880 --> 02:10:46,640 Yeah, when you're younger, you'll think about stuff like that. 3338 02:10:46,640 --> 02:10:50,240 When you're older, you're like, I don't know, man. 3339 02:10:50,240 --> 02:10:52,920 That involves a lot of time and I don't have it. 3340 02:10:52,920 --> 02:10:57,120 Then I gotta wake up the next day and they're there and then I gotta figure out something. 3341 02:10:57,120 --> 02:11:01,680 Yeah, I've seen movies where you wake up the next morning in the girl's apartment and 3342 02:11:01,680 --> 02:11:05,000 her bed is like ringed with mouse traps. 3343 02:11:05,000 --> 02:11:07,960 And you're like, what the hell, man? 3344 02:11:07,960 --> 02:11:09,680 Oh, God. 3345 02:11:09,680 --> 02:11:11,720 I got one for you. 3346 02:11:11,720 --> 02:11:14,360 This buddy of mine, Chris, he wasn't anything special, man. 3347 02:11:14,360 --> 02:11:17,000 He used to hang around in Westport. 3348 02:11:17,000 --> 02:11:19,480 He did a really good Chris for a walk in imitation. 3349 02:11:19,480 --> 02:11:20,480 Sounded just like him. 3350 02:11:20,480 --> 02:11:22,740 And then he did a lot of other stuff. 3351 02:11:22,740 --> 02:11:24,840 He was just cool, but he wasn't good looking. 3352 02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:30,360 I mean, you could just tell he's kind of quirky and kind of skinny, odd looking shaped body. 3353 02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:32,600 And he picked up women all the time. 3354 02:11:32,600 --> 02:11:33,600 Okay. 3355 02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:35,080 So maybe he had a huge Johnson. 3356 02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:36,080 I don't know. 3357 02:11:36,080 --> 02:11:37,080 Yeah, something. 3358 02:11:37,080 --> 02:11:38,080 I don't know. 3359 02:11:38,080 --> 02:11:39,080 Maybe he could eat his way out of a paper bag. 3360 02:11:39,080 --> 02:11:40,080 I don't know. 3361 02:11:40,080 --> 02:11:45,080 But anyhow, something he had that it that several fair, whatever it is, he had it. 3362 02:11:45,080 --> 02:11:46,080 Okay. 3363 02:11:46,080 --> 02:11:49,400 And so he was telling me about, he goes, yeah, he goes, one time I was up here at buzzer 3364 02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:52,880 beach and he goes this really hot blonde brunette or something. 3365 02:11:52,880 --> 02:11:54,640 I think he said brunette, but it doesn't matter. 3366 02:11:54,640 --> 02:11:57,520 He got to come up to me and start talking to me. 3367 02:11:57,520 --> 02:12:01,360 And he's like, well, hey, let's continue this after party at my apartment. 3368 02:12:01,360 --> 02:12:02,900 Okay, cool. 3369 02:12:02,900 --> 02:12:06,400 So anyhow, they got plastered like fucking did it all night. 3370 02:12:06,400 --> 02:12:07,400 Right. 3371 02:12:07,400 --> 02:12:10,200 And then the next morning she wakes up really early. 3372 02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:11,800 She goes, I got to go to work. 3373 02:12:11,800 --> 02:12:13,280 I'll see you when I get home. 3374 02:12:13,280 --> 02:12:14,280 Right. 3375 02:12:14,280 --> 02:12:17,160 Or if, if not, if you have to go, my number's right here. 3376 02:12:17,160 --> 02:12:18,160 Okay. 3377 02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:19,160 So call me. 3378 02:12:19,160 --> 02:12:20,160 Okay. 3379 02:12:20,160 --> 02:12:21,160 So he's sleeping all Sunday. 3380 02:12:21,160 --> 02:12:22,920 Here's the door open and slam. 3381 02:12:22,920 --> 02:12:24,400 And he hears a guy cough. 3382 02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:28,680 Oh, and he's in the bedroom and he's there. 3383 02:12:28,680 --> 02:12:30,280 He's going, oh fuck, I'm going to die. 3384 02:12:30,280 --> 02:12:32,840 This chick was married and she's fucking lied to me. 3385 02:12:32,840 --> 02:12:34,160 And you know, he didn't think anything about it. 3386 02:12:34,160 --> 02:12:38,480 It's like, oh good, I'll just wake up whenever, see if she has some pancakes in her fridge 3387 02:12:38,480 --> 02:12:39,480 and yeah. 3388 02:12:39,480 --> 02:12:40,480 And then go home. 3389 02:12:40,480 --> 02:12:43,720 And he's like, shit, he's trying to look out and she's like up like five stories. 3390 02:12:43,720 --> 02:12:45,880 It's like, oh shit, that's not an option. 3391 02:12:45,880 --> 02:12:48,240 There is no ledge under the bed. 3392 02:12:48,240 --> 02:12:50,520 No, there's not enough room closet. 3393 02:12:50,520 --> 02:12:51,960 I don't think I could hide in there. 3394 02:12:51,960 --> 02:12:52,960 It's not big enough. 3395 02:12:52,960 --> 02:12:54,720 He's coming up with all these scenarios. 3396 02:12:54,720 --> 02:12:56,800 So he's in there for 10 minutes, stressing and sweating. 3397 02:12:56,800 --> 02:12:59,320 Also in the phone rings guy answered. 3398 02:12:59,320 --> 02:13:00,320 Hello. 3399 02:13:00,320 --> 02:13:04,120 He starts laughing and he hangs up the phone and he goes, Hey, uh, 3400 02:13:04,120 --> 02:13:07,920 Chris, um, I'm her friend. 3401 02:13:07,920 --> 02:13:11,040 And uh, anyhow, we're roommates. 3402 02:13:11,040 --> 02:13:15,760 He goes, uh, I'm not her boyfriend. 3403 02:13:15,760 --> 02:13:16,760 You're not trouble. 3404 02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:18,480 And she thought about it. 3405 02:13:18,480 --> 02:13:19,760 If he's still there, oh shit. 3406 02:13:19,760 --> 02:13:22,040 So is so it's coming home and he's going to freak out. 3407 02:13:22,040 --> 02:13:24,200 That would be, yeah. 3408 02:13:24,200 --> 02:13:28,400 I saw a picture of a note that a guy left. 3409 02:13:28,400 --> 02:13:33,520 Um, he had been, he got picked up by this girl at a bar. 3410 02:13:33,520 --> 02:13:36,960 Went home with her, spent the night, they had sex. 3411 02:13:36,960 --> 02:13:40,080 The next morning she tells him that she's married. 3412 02:13:40,080 --> 02:13:45,760 Oh, and then, so he's, he's irritated by that. 3413 02:13:45,760 --> 02:13:52,560 He, when he goes to the bathroom and typically women will raise the lid, but not the seat. 3414 02:13:52,560 --> 02:14:00,400 So he raised the seat and taped a note under it saying, dude, I am so sorry, but your wife 3415 02:14:00,400 --> 02:14:04,280 didn't tell me until this morning that she's married. 3416 02:14:04,280 --> 02:14:07,760 Now I just thought you should know that she's picking up men. 3417 02:14:07,760 --> 02:14:08,880 That's awesome. 3418 02:14:08,880 --> 02:14:11,560 And it was taped to the underside of the, of the seat. 3419 02:14:11,560 --> 02:14:13,200 So there's no way a guy would know. 3420 02:14:13,200 --> 02:14:15,680 Only the guy would lift that up and see that. 3421 02:14:15,680 --> 02:14:20,080 So when her husband got home and went to take a piss, he'd see that note. 3422 02:14:20,080 --> 02:14:21,360 I thought that was pretty clever. 3423 02:14:21,360 --> 02:14:22,360 That is clever. 3424 02:14:22,360 --> 02:14:24,640 That is clever. 3425 02:14:24,640 --> 02:14:27,280 And you know, in a circumstance like that, you don't blame the guy. 3426 02:14:27,280 --> 02:14:29,760 No, no, because you don't know. 3427 02:14:29,760 --> 02:14:30,760 I mean, yeah. 3428 02:14:30,760 --> 02:14:31,760 Wow. 3429 02:14:31,760 --> 02:14:32,760 That's brilliant. 3430 02:14:32,760 --> 02:14:36,440 I just thought that was a really good way to shut that girl down. 3431 02:14:36,440 --> 02:14:40,240 Yeah, because man, she's like really, really messing with your life there. 3432 02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:41,760 You don't know what the guy's going to do. 3433 02:14:41,760 --> 02:14:42,760 You know? 3434 02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:44,840 She could pass along any number of diseases. 3435 02:14:44,840 --> 02:14:47,000 She could get pregnant and claim it's his baby. 3436 02:14:47,000 --> 02:14:48,000 Yeah. 3437 02:14:48,000 --> 02:14:51,480 All this stuff, it opens up the door for all kinds of crazy shit. 3438 02:14:51,480 --> 02:14:56,560 Now in the interest of fairness, I want to say, I know guys can be just as sleazy, if 3439 02:14:56,560 --> 02:14:57,560 not more sleazy. 3440 02:14:57,560 --> 02:14:58,560 Yeah, this is not a... 3441 02:14:58,560 --> 02:14:59,960 This is not a dig on women. 3442 02:14:59,960 --> 02:15:01,720 This is just, you know, this instance. 3443 02:15:01,720 --> 02:15:02,920 No, no, no, no, no, no. 3444 02:15:02,920 --> 02:15:08,160 I know more guys that are like that than women that are just complete scumbags, do whatever, 3445 02:15:08,160 --> 02:15:10,560 lie, cheat, steal, whatever. 3446 02:15:10,560 --> 02:15:16,800 There's a guy who was my bully in grade school and my brother John's bully. 3447 02:15:16,800 --> 02:15:22,720 But as we grew up and got into college, the situation flipped around and this guy was 3448 02:15:22,720 --> 02:15:27,940 like a little puppy dog chasing after my brother because he thought my brother was so cool. 3449 02:15:27,940 --> 02:15:32,080 But he was still a jerk and an asshole and a bully. 3450 02:15:32,080 --> 02:15:39,200 And he referred to all women as VSUs, which stood for Vaginal Support Unit. 3451 02:15:39,200 --> 02:15:41,360 Oh, I've heard that term before. 3452 02:15:41,360 --> 02:15:42,360 Yeah. 3453 02:15:42,360 --> 02:15:49,280 So he reduced the woman to just excess material, so life support for the vagina because that's 3454 02:15:49,280 --> 02:15:50,280 the important part. 3455 02:15:50,280 --> 02:15:51,280 Okay. 3456 02:15:51,280 --> 02:15:55,600 That person had like a mother or I don't know, or a female teacher or someone that dominated 3457 02:15:55,600 --> 02:15:56,600 him and hurt him. 3458 02:15:56,600 --> 02:15:57,600 I guess. 3459 02:15:57,600 --> 02:15:58,600 I mean, that's the only way. 3460 02:15:58,600 --> 02:16:02,280 I mean, I don't think you just naturally have that kind of a hate and kind of a... 3461 02:16:02,280 --> 02:16:03,280 I know. 3462 02:16:03,280 --> 02:16:04,280 It's just, oh. 3463 02:16:04,280 --> 02:16:05,280 Yeah. 3464 02:16:05,280 --> 02:16:10,080 And then he had business cards printed out offering 24-hour gynecological exams with 3465 02:16:10,080 --> 02:16:11,080 his home phone number on it. 3466 02:16:11,080 --> 02:16:12,080 Oh, yeah. 3467 02:16:12,080 --> 02:16:13,080 I think that, yeah. 3468 02:16:13,080 --> 02:16:14,080 I know a lot of guys did that. 3469 02:16:14,080 --> 02:16:15,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 3470 02:16:15,080 --> 02:16:16,080 But no, no, no. 3471 02:16:16,080 --> 02:16:18,640 What I'm saying is this right here. 3472 02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:23,720 Or you heard the, yeah, I don't have the degree but I have the hours, gynecological. 3473 02:16:23,720 --> 02:16:24,720 Yeah. 3474 02:16:24,720 --> 02:16:25,720 Yeah. 3475 02:16:25,720 --> 02:16:28,240 Okay. 3476 02:16:28,240 --> 02:16:33,480 Something's really wrong with that person to think like that, to degrade someone to 3477 02:16:33,480 --> 02:16:34,960 just that. 3478 02:16:34,960 --> 02:16:40,040 So is something in them that's making them do that that they feel inferior or something? 3479 02:16:40,040 --> 02:16:42,800 So they gotta bring people down to their level. 3480 02:16:42,800 --> 02:16:47,560 I remember that he had a serious girlfriend for a while and every now and then I'd go 3481 02:16:47,560 --> 02:16:49,360 out and hang out with the guys. 3482 02:16:49,360 --> 02:16:56,560 And the impression I got from what my brother told me is this guy's girlfriend totally 3483 02:16:56,560 --> 02:17:01,360 dominated him, treated him like she was mom and he was the ornery little kid that she 3484 02:17:01,360 --> 02:17:03,600 had to ride her on. 3485 02:17:03,600 --> 02:17:08,600 And he was always, he would mostly go along with it but occasionally rebel like a little 3486 02:17:08,600 --> 02:17:11,840 kid would and do something stupid. 3487 02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:17,240 And it really did seem to be mother and son relationship between them. 3488 02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:22,000 The stern mom who's trying to make him straighten up and fly a riot and then he's the prattly 3489 02:17:22,000 --> 02:17:25,600 little kid who wants to get in trouble and see what he can get away with. 3490 02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:28,600 And this is when he was 20 years old. 3491 02:17:28,600 --> 02:17:29,600 Yeah. 3492 02:17:29,600 --> 02:17:37,920 Well I found out some stuff about a friend of mine after their divorce and it was really 3493 02:17:37,920 --> 02:17:46,400 weird but the guy liked to play like the wife was his mom and liked to get beat with a board. 3494 02:17:46,400 --> 02:17:50,800 Well that was just the start of their failed relationship. 3495 02:17:50,800 --> 02:17:54,840 And then this came out, they dated for like seven years and then they got married and 3496 02:17:54,840 --> 02:17:58,160 they seemed like happy as hell but when all that was over I don't think she was lying 3497 02:17:58,160 --> 02:17:59,160 to me. 3498 02:17:59,160 --> 02:18:01,480 I don't, because she didn't hate him or nothing. 3499 02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:03,360 She just said I just don't want anything to do with him. 3500 02:18:03,360 --> 02:18:06,280 He's got a lot of issues that he's got to sort through and I don't want to deal with 3501 02:18:06,280 --> 02:18:07,280 it. 3502 02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:08,280 Yeah. 3503 02:18:08,280 --> 02:18:09,280 And anyhow I was like what? 3504 02:18:09,280 --> 02:18:11,880 And I knew the guy, I thought I knew the guy really well. 3505 02:18:11,880 --> 02:18:15,400 And it's like how in the fuck does that happen you know? 3506 02:18:15,400 --> 02:18:16,400 Not anyhow. 3507 02:18:16,400 --> 02:18:20,400 Yeah there was a guy I knew most of the way through high school and it seemed like just 3508 02:18:20,400 --> 02:18:26,880 a regular kind of guy but then senior year at a party he was in the bathroom, in the 3509 02:18:26,880 --> 02:18:32,160 bathtub and anytime someone would come in to use the bathroom he would ask them to piss 3510 02:18:32,160 --> 02:18:33,160 on him instead. 3511 02:18:33,160 --> 02:18:37,160 Oh so you gotta pee, just pee on me man, come on pee on me. 3512 02:18:37,160 --> 02:18:44,480 Guys, gals, anybody he just wanted to be peed on all night. 3513 02:18:44,480 --> 02:18:45,880 I don't get it personally. 3514 02:18:45,880 --> 02:18:46,880 Oh no, no, no. 3515 02:18:46,880 --> 02:18:51,520 My brother knew a drug dealer that used to pay women to shit on a glass coffee table 3516 02:18:51,520 --> 02:18:57,960 while he masturbated and people were in there smoking dope and stuff and trying out his 3517 02:18:57,960 --> 02:18:59,920 dope while he was doing this. 3518 02:18:59,920 --> 02:19:00,920 Damn. 3519 02:19:00,920 --> 02:19:03,520 And you dealt with it because he had the drugs. 3520 02:19:03,520 --> 02:19:06,120 He had the best dope in town so he had to put up with his yikes. 3521 02:19:06,120 --> 02:19:10,200 So he had to sit there and watch someone masturbate underneath the glass table while a woman took 3522 02:19:10,200 --> 02:19:11,200 his shit on it. 3523 02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:15,120 I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't care, I could be a heroin junkie, no way. 3524 02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:17,840 I'm gonna go find the heroin somewhere else, fuck you. 3525 02:19:17,840 --> 02:19:21,480 I'm gonna go get straight and cleaned up man. 3526 02:19:21,480 --> 02:19:22,480 This is it. 3527 02:19:22,480 --> 02:19:24,240 I refuse to sit here and watch this. 3528 02:19:24,240 --> 02:19:25,240 I think I've reached bottom. 3529 02:19:25,240 --> 02:19:27,240 I think I've officially reached bottom. 3530 02:19:27,240 --> 02:19:31,840 Yeah this is less than zero moment. 3531 02:19:31,840 --> 02:19:35,480 Was that Robert Downey Jr., less than zero, who was that? 3532 02:19:35,480 --> 02:19:36,960 I think it was Downey. 3533 02:19:36,960 --> 02:19:40,800 Yeah and then he ended up being a drug addict in real life didn't he? 3534 02:19:40,800 --> 02:19:41,800 Yeah. 3535 02:19:41,800 --> 02:19:44,800 Yeah that's your less than zero moment right there. 3536 02:19:44,800 --> 02:19:49,200 That's when you look around and you have a moment of clarity like the rails went off 3537 02:19:49,200 --> 02:19:50,560 officially. 3538 02:19:50,560 --> 02:19:52,400 Tom Sizemore was like that too. 3539 02:19:52,400 --> 02:19:54,800 Yes, oh yeah, bad, bad, bad. 3540 02:19:54,800 --> 02:19:59,880 He was like Mr. Beefy Burley guy in Saving Private Ryan. 3541 02:19:59,880 --> 02:20:06,040 I mean he looked like he was a solid guy but then you saw him later and he was just a skeleton 3542 02:20:06,040 --> 02:20:07,040 with skin on it. 3543 02:20:07,040 --> 02:20:08,040 Yeah he... 3544 02:20:08,040 --> 02:20:11,680 He and Heidi Fleiss were just really toxic for each other. 3545 02:20:11,680 --> 02:20:13,640 Oh yeah that's right Heidi Fleiss. 3546 02:20:13,640 --> 02:20:15,240 Yeah the Mayflower Madam, was that her? 3547 02:20:15,240 --> 02:20:19,000 Yeah the Mayflower Madam, yeah wow I forgot all about her. 3548 02:20:19,000 --> 02:20:22,680 They had such a toxic relationship. 3549 02:20:22,680 --> 02:20:26,440 Oh he was like nuts wasn't he like that? 3550 02:20:26,440 --> 02:20:27,440 She was too. 3551 02:20:27,440 --> 02:20:32,500 Yeah she was too but he was a little bit more, wasn't he like real controlling and freaky 3552 02:20:32,500 --> 02:20:33,500 and... 3553 02:20:33,500 --> 02:20:38,480 He'd get violent and then he'd go crawling back to her and they'd get wasted for a few 3554 02:20:38,480 --> 02:20:42,640 days and then they'd start fighting again and then they split up and then they get back 3555 02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:45,640 together and blah blah blah. 3556 02:20:45,640 --> 02:20:51,240 Eventually he used up his body doing all that until he just couldn't live anymore. 3557 02:20:51,240 --> 02:20:52,240 Wow. 3558 02:20:52,240 --> 02:20:53,240 Died pretty early. 3559 02:20:53,240 --> 02:20:55,840 Yeah gosh yeah that was sad. 3560 02:20:55,840 --> 02:21:01,320 Alright I gotta use the bathroom so we might consider shutting this bitch down. 3561 02:21:01,320 --> 02:21:02,320 Alright. 3562 02:21:02,320 --> 02:21:03,320 Sounds like a plan. 3563 02:21:03,320 --> 02:21:05,880 Thank you for not having any notes here, I mean we did pretty good. 3564 02:21:05,880 --> 02:21:06,880 I think we did. 3565 02:21:06,880 --> 02:21:07,880 Yeah alright. 3566 02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:08,880 We wasted lots of time. 3567 02:21:08,880 --> 02:21:09,880 Yes we did. 3568 02:21:09,880 --> 02:21:36,880 If you're still here fuck off.