1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Well, since the sports show can't be called two douchebags with a microphone, 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 maybe we could just call them the sports bastards. 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,000 The sports bastards. The only sports show with gusto. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:24,000 That's right, I said gusto. Just like Schlitt's beer. Google it. 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Harambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. 6 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. 7 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:45,000 You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Well, it's because Harambe is dead. 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking on her phone. 10 00:00:53,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dipchats and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder, or any other show, anymore. 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Sorry, Harambe. 12 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Hello there, sports bastards. This is Mark. Thanks for joining me. 13 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I wanted to get into a few things first, but you know, it's kind of come to my attention. 14 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I've been thinking about it. And of course, the last sports bastards I got into the house, Cincinnati, is throwing a bunch of shade at us, saying that we're afraid of them. 15 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 When I don't get that at all, I mean, we've been dominating them. 16 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I mean, we've won against them, what, three or four times in a row. 17 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 We've knocked them out of the playoffs every time. 18 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Besides that one year when Mahomes tried to take the team on the back in overtime, he made a mistake. 19 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 It wasn't Cincinnati doing it. It was Mahomes doing it. 20 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 And you know what? I mean, when you have to take a team on your back like him, sometimes you make a mistake. 21 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:19,000 But, you know, like I said before, you know, at one time, Babe Ruth was the home run king, but he was also the strikeout king. 22 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,000 So that's what you get. Mahomes is a hero. He's the guy that takes the team on his back and like he's shown us. 23 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:32,000 So anyhow, we are the Bengal Super Bowl every year. 24 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I almost think if they don't anticipate on getting to the Super Bowl, they anticipate playing us and trying to win. 25 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:49,000 And it bothers them. It burns their ass knowing that we've dominated them and how cocky they got after that one win. 26 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Oh, how cool they thought they were. You know, they just thought they were something else and the burrowhead stuff and all that. 27 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 And now all of a sudden they're like a bunch of crying little bitches. 28 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:04,000 But we are their Super Bowl. And not only that, but we are in their head so much. 29 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I mean, we should, you know, the thing is, is this right here, they should put them in the NFC. 30 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 That way they don't have to worry about us all the time. 31 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 That way they can just shut their mouths and go try to beat someone else. 32 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:23,000 So anyhow, and also you had a subpar season. Don't blame us. You're the you guys are the ones that lost everybody. 33 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,000 We didn't. You know why we're in a position to knock you out of the playoffs every year? 34 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Is because we're usually better than you. And the reason it's done every year is because we are better than you. 35 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:41,000 So Natty, sit your ass down. Shut up. Geez. 36 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Alright. And then while I'm talking about stuff like this, first off, don't give that little pussy, skip-tard Bayless any of your available time. 37 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I mean, ball this. He needs to tend to his own lawsuit allegations and you know, and not be a complete stroke. 38 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaking of stroke, look up his lawsuit against him. The little fucking nasty, allegedly. 39 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Okay. So the Jets are reaching big time trying to get that guy to turn the Jets fortunes around. 40 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Listen to this list of who they're trying to get here. And like I've already stated it, man, if I was Spagnolo, I'd be like, no, no, no, that's cool. 41 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Jets, that's okay. I'll find a real team to go to. I've got a pick. I've got my pick because I am a Hall of Fame defensive coach. 42 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:37,000 So I don't need you guys. So, okay. So the Jets are going for these are guys that they hope can turn their fortunes around if they land one of them. 43 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:46,000 If they need them, get them there for a interview. So Detroit's defensive line coordinator, Aaron Glenn, Mike Vrabel, 44 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:56,000 who is rumored to be the favorite going to the Patriots. Now I know which job I'd rather have the Patriots, not the Jets. 45 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I mean, and now you're a couple of coaches removed from Belichick, so you're not so much in the shadow. 46 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Now you're kind of allowed to to build a team up the team so bad. So you're allowed some grace time there, you know, and you're going to have a good draft pick, a couple of good draft picks. 47 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:22,000 So Mike Vrabel will probably go up there. But if not, I look for him to maybe try to get Spags. 48 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Now, the only thing that the Jets may have in favor for Spags is Spags was with the Giants for a few years and he knows New York and he may want to go there. 49 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:41,000 You know, he may know some people have some friends. I'm sure he does. But I mean, I'm still saying that all that aside, you can see him on the weekends. 50 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:51,000 You can fly there or something, you know. So anyhow, Texans offensive coordinator Bobby Slowick, Rex Ryan. That guy's a dud. 51 00:05:51,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I don't think I've heard anyone with as much shit except Skip Bayless, Ballas, Skip Tard Ballas and Ron Rivera, Riverboat Ron. 52 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:08,000 So, you know, that may be a good hire there, too. You know, the former Panthers and commanders head coach and of course, our boy Steve Spagnolo. 53 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Oh, and also, let's not forget, Marilyn Turpin's college head coach, Mike Glotsky, which may not be that may not be a bad pick at all. 54 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I mean, that guy's done some good stuff up there and they like him. So, I mean, you know, sometimes that transition is good. 55 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I mean, you know, Pete Carroll bode well for him. Anyhow, everyone was saying about what he's going to be in the NFL. 56 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:38,000 He promptly gets into the playoffs every year, wins the Super Bowl. So, OK. 57 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:44,000 So they will be done with all their interviews just in time for the 2025 season. 58 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I'm saying maybe September when the first game comes about and they will they'll have all these interviews done. 59 00:06:51,000 --> 00:07:01,000 So anyhow, Deshaun Watson, after his first surgery on his repaired ankle, rolled his ankle again, leading to a second rupture of his Achilles tendon. 60 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:06,000 He is likely to miss significant time during the 2025 season. 61 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:20,000 So, OK, he gets he gets his ankle repaired, then he promptly goes out and fucks it up again and he needs more surgery. 62 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:26,000 I mean, the Browns are, you know, he's going to miss significant time 2025. 63 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:35,000 You know, the Browns, they kick Mayfield to the curb and they go out and get this go Bozo and they gave him a guaranteed 230 million. 64 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 The Browns said to the Jets, hold my beer. You know, I mean, that's how bad they are. 65 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:46,000 You know, I bet we can ruin a team much deeper than you can. 66 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I think after a certain amount of mishaps, the Browns have done maybe I could see why Art Modell moved fucking in the middle of the night. 67 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 They go to Baltimore. He saw this curse years ago. 68 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:04,000 They go to Baltimore and what happens? They start winning. 69 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:09,000 The Browns are a cursed organization. I mean, it's yeah, it's not even close. 70 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:15,000 I mean, bad. So let's go on to something a little bit different here. 71 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Can't see chiefs players may be taking a week off heading into the playoffs, but they are not immune from the household chores. Many of us face, including shoveling snow. 72 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Amid Kansas City's historic snowstorm this week, Chiefs quarterback Jalen Watson, who might be back, he took to Twitter to ask his followers for a shovel to borrow. 73 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I mean, I have talked about it and Robin talked about it. We got shit ton of snow here and then we got another snow on top of the big snow. 74 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:54,000 So one chiefs fan user responded to Watson and offered his services to the two time Super Bowl champion. 75 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:06,000 After exchanging Twitter DMs, the Twitter user met up with Watson to shovel his snow and the second year defensive back rewarded him with a signed authentic jersey that read to William. 76 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Thanks for all the help and support. Go Chiefs. Watson has been sideline since week seven due to an ankle injury, but he is expected to return to action during Kansas City's playoff run after the Chiefs opened his practice window last week. 77 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,000 So I mean, it may not be the first game he's back. 78 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 We are going to face the lowest seed. 79 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:39,000 So we'll see who is left. Right now it's looking like the Texans unless the Broncos can pull something off, then it'll be the Broncos. 80 00:09:39,000 --> 00:10:00,000 So I think that maybe Jalen Watson can maybe sit this next one out, practice a little bit more and then come back for the big game when there's against the Ravens or the Bills, unless the Broncos knock the Bills off, which is entirely possible, which I could see happening. 81 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 So they're going to go on to something a little bit different here. 82 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:16,000 The Raiders, their limited owner Tom Brady is expected to be part of a collaborative committee to interview head coaching candidates and support them for team owner Mark Davis. 83 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 League sources told Adam Schefter, 84 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:31,000 We appreciate Antonio's leadership, first as an intern head coach and then this past season as a head coach. Antonio grew up a Raiders fan and his silver and black roots run deep. He's an idiot. 85 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:39,000 We are grateful, in my opinion, we are grateful for his ability to reignite what it means to be a Raider throughout the entire organization. 86 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:50,000 We had nothing but the best for him, for Antonio and his family in the future, the team said in statements. So in other words, good luck on your future endeavors. Get the fuck out of here is what it is. 87 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 And that's it. 88 00:10:51,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Pierce, who was hired last season as team's head coach after serving as interim coach in 2023, led the Raiders to a 4-13 record this season. 89 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:12,000 He said in his media availability Monday that he was operating as if he would remain as a team's coach, but acknowledged that he had not yet met with Davis. Well, we all know how that went. 90 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:21,000 The Raiders lost 30-40-20 to the Los Angeles Chargers, who we're going to get to here in a minute, and Justin Herbert and his fail. 91 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:32,000 And as we'll get that here, man on Sunday to finish this season that included a 10 game losing streak, the team's longest since 2014 when they opened 0 and 10. 92 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:45,000 The Raiders were now look to hire their fifth head coach since relocating to Las Vegas in 2020 and their ninth since Davis took over his owner upon the death of his father, Al Davis, in 2011. 93 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:53,000 And he doesn't look like he's much better. Now, the only thing that might help him out is Tom Brady. He knows football and he knows players. 94 00:11:53,000 --> 00:12:11,000 So I think that they are going to get better. But I still wonder how this NFL, how he's a commentator and how that's going to jive with owning an NFL team and having too much input because of influence that you can have. 95 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:18,000 This is going to be interesting because I know the NFL does not want to set a president like this. So we're going to see where this goes. 96 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Las Vegas finished last in this division and clinched the number six draft pick on Sunday. 97 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:33,000 The remaining AFC teams, the Chiefs, of course, number one seed, Broncos, which was the seventh, and Chargers, who are now out, advanced to the playoffs. 98 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Pierce 46 was initially promoted from linebackers coach to interim head coach when Davis fired Josh McDaniels and general managers Dave Ziegler after less than two full seasons on Halloween night in 2023. 99 00:12:48,000 --> 00:13:00,000 The Raiders went five and four under Pierce to finish out 2023, including a four and two in AFC West with a 63-21 blowout of the Chargers to finish eight and nine overall. 100 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:08,000 And their big claim to fame that year was beating the Chiefs on Christmas Day and the Chiefs promptly only lost. 101 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Well, technically two times, but really one time after that, you know, with their backups. 102 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:22,000 After an offensive, after an offseason during which the Raiders were either unable or unwilling to trade up for a quarterback in the draft, 103 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Pierce had his eyes on Jaden Daniels, but he was selected at number two and six quarterbacks were drafted before the Raiders selection at number 13. 104 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Las Vegas settled for free agent veteran Gardner Minchew, giving him a two-year, $25 million contract with $15 million guaranteed. 105 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:48,000 The Raiders also had an argument with the former Arizona...oh no, not an argument, agreement. What the hell am I saying here? 106 00:13:48,000 --> 00:14:00,000 The Raiders also had an agreement with former Arizona Cardinals coach Cliff Kingsbury to come aboard as offensive coordinator before he pulled out and went to the Washington Commanders who drafted Daniels. 107 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Yeah, that warms my cold, cruel heart. 108 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Pierce settled on former Bears offensive coordinator Luke Getsky. Yeah, okay. We see how that went. 109 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:18,000 And Minchew won a tight training camp battle with a second-year quarterback Aiden O'Connell. 110 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Spagnolo also has NFL head coach and experience from three seasons with the St. Louis Rams 2009 to 2011. 111 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:35,000 And as the Giants interim head coach in 2017, he's been reported that the Raiders requested an interview with him. 112 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Four hours ago, if I were Spags, I would beg the Chiefs to block permission for the Raiders. That way it looks like he wanted a head coaching job, but it's too bad they blocked it. I can't go. 113 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:57,000 And that's to save Spags. Nothing else. If I was him, I would go to Brett Veach and say, hey, look, I want to become a head coach. Yes. 114 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:08,000 But the Raiders asked me to come over and interview. Can you please block that? Because I don't want people to think I don't want a head coaching job, but I damn sure don't want to go there. 115 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 So that's my thought right there. 116 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Anyhow, I bet Tom Brady put the thoughts in their head because he's a big fan of Spagnolo. And see the Super Bowl where the Patriots were 16-0 and then undefeated all the way to the Super Bowl. 117 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:38,000 And they were the Giants, I think, were like seven and nine. I don't even think they were 50-50. You know, I don't even think they're 500. 118 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:51,000 And they beat the Patriots thanks to Spagnolo and his incredible, interesting blitzes and blocks and schemes that he came up with. 119 00:15:51,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And he beat the big bad Patriots and he held them to, I believe, 10 points. This juggernaut that was scoring points at will. 120 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:13,000 He beat them like that. So of course Tom Brady's going to be looking at that guy going, alright, well he beat my ass, but I think I can use him now. It would be nice if we're on the same team. 121 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000 So I'm pretty sure that's probably what happened. 122 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,000 So now let's get to the Chargers against the Texans. 123 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Number one, the Texans are good, but not that good. So how good are the Chargers? 124 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Well, Justin Herbert only threw three interceptions all year, and he threw four in this game. 125 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:46,000 He looked horrible, but then again he didn't have any pass protection either. He was getting mangled. He was getting slammed to the ground. 126 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:54,000 You know, he was just like, he was getting just right off the bat he was getting mangled. 127 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:00,000 But that's no excuse for all the interceptions. I mean, throw the ball away. 128 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Throw the ball away. Don't throw it into coverage. And he had a pick six. That pretty much set him back to nothing. 129 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:14,000 About that time that pick six happened, you see everybody. And then there was an interesting safety. 130 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:24,000 A blocked extra point attempt that was run 80 yards back into the end zone for a safety and two points. 131 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:33,000 And then of course the Texans who just scored the safety got the ball back. 132 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:41,000 So anyhow, I don't know what else to say about that. The Chargers are not that good a team. 133 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Jim Harbaugh looked embarrassed. He looked frustrated. 134 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Herbert, I've never seen him do anything in big games. He's been in two playoff games. In both of them he's laid duds. 135 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I don't know if Justin Herbert is all of that, even though he was getting creamed at the line. 136 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Even though he's getting body slammed every other play. Still, I don't think Herbert has that thing. He doesn't have that it. 137 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000 I remember when he was going to surpass Mahomes in his first year or second year. 138 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,000 I was just like, oh my God, this guy's better than Mahomes. And I was like, okay, you know what? 139 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Let's just see. Let's just quit jumping out of our skin here. Let's quit kissing this guy's ass right now and saying he's that good. 140 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:37,000 And I was right. He isn't that good. And they're just dying for someone. Someone else. 141 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Now they're hanging their fucking hat on Josh Allen, who is probably the second best quarterback of the leagues. 142 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:52,000 And then third is probably Lamar Jackson. 143 00:18:52,000 --> 00:19:00,000 And the Lions are really good, but they can be stopped. And I look for the Lions to be the opponent. 144 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Unless, unless Dan Campbell wets down his leg again. 145 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Last year in that game, the NFC Championship game, he did a lot of chances he didn't have to. 146 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:24,000 It looked kind of uncharacteristic. And I don't know why he went that route. But when he lost a couple of them, you could see the team kind of getting deflated. 147 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:30,000 So unless he pulls a bonehead move like that again, I think they should win it and they should win it handily. 148 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:36,000 And besides that, I'm not sure if the Vikings, Philadelphia maybe. 149 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:42,000 But I don't think the Vikings are equipped to beat him. And I'm not even sure they're going to be there to play him actually. 150 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I kind of. But then again, I thought the Chargers were going to manhandle the Texans and I was completely wrong. 151 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Justin Herbert went down his leg and Jim Harbaugh didn't have an answer. So what do I know? 152 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:04,000 But I see the Vikings primed for an upset because I think that they made giant steps this year from last year. 153 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:13,000 And the fact that they put Sam Darnold in there and they're winning like they were speaks volumes for their scheme and their defense and everything. 154 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:18,000 And they, you know, they are a really good team, but I don't think they've quite arrived yet. 155 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:26,000 So I think you're going to have to wait a year or two and they have to come up with a couple of draft picks and maybe a couple of accusations. 156 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:33,000 And then they may be there. I think this year is kind of up to Philly and it's kind of up to the Lions. 157 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:40,000 It'd be interesting if it would be a rematch of Super Bowl ago, not the last one, the one before. 158 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:45,000 And that would be the Eagles versus the Chiefs. 159 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:53,000 That would be interesting one because the Chiefs played the 49ers two times and got them both in the Super Bowl. 160 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,000 So don't ask Jerry Rice any questions about that. He doesn't like to answer them. 161 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:04,000 He gets very, very pissy that his team lost to the Chiefs two times. 162 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 So, all right. 163 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaking of the Chiefs and Mahomes, you know, here's something that's been going around and people are like, you know, and I agree. 164 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Yeah, Mahomes was snubbed really bad on the Pro Bowl. 165 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Yes, yeah, he should have been in it. But what's funny is no one has ever heard Mahomes talking about being snubbed in the Pro Bowl. 166 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Here's the number one reason. He'll be busy practicing for the game he's been waiting for all season. 167 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000 He doesn't give a shit about that game. That game is play time. 168 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,000 It's flag football. And he's like, no, no, no, we'll go play for the real. 169 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:55,000 We're going to go play for the trophy while you kids go bat around over there with your flag football bullshit. 170 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000 OK, you're also talking about a guy, Mahomes, his drive is unmatched. 171 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:06,000 He welcomes the naysayers and doubters and just flat out haters. He welcomes it. 172 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,000 He doesn't care. You know, as a matter of fact, I think he thrives on it. 173 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I think he thrives when you got a little skip toward ballists mealy mouthing him over there. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 174 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Like a little Chihuahua. That little bitch, you know, with all the allegations and stuff and the lawsuit and all that stuff. 175 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Allegedly doing nasty stuff and all that stuff. You know, that Skip Bayless. Yeah, that guy. 176 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I think that Mahomes probably just like, OK, all right, say what you will. 177 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Everybody, everybody have your fun. Oh, no, he's no good. I know he lost it. 178 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000 He can't do it anymore. Meanwhile, he is 15 and one. 179 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 So this could be interesting because Mahomes thrives on these little back biters. 180 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,000 He's been proven a little back nippers wrong since day one. 181 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000 And I think I look for him to continue to do that. 182 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Another thing that's going to be really interesting is is the chiefs are starting to fire on all cylinders on the offense. 183 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:13,000 They finally have enough receivers healthy. They finally have enough of a they may have came up with a pass protection scheme with Tuni and 184 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:19,000 moving some other people around a little bit and also have Mahomes get rid of the ball quicker. 185 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:27,000 So that seems to be working pretty good, too. So all of those in tandem seems to be making that offense run quite a bit better. 186 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Which should be scary to everybody because now Mahomes has some people to throw to and he has different options. 187 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 And you're not going to stop all of them. You're not going to stop all of them. 188 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:47,000 I mean, worthy. I mean, look at worthy. He he start piling it on in the last of the season because they tried to block Hawkins. 189 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:53,000 They tried to block Brown. They tried to block Kelsey. 190 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:59,000 And let's say they got them all. Then you got worthy running around somewhere free or vice versa. 191 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Or Noah Gray or Justin Watson has some pretty big catches. 192 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:12,000 And he also he also could be a guy that sneaks out there in the flat and they have no idea. 193 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:18,000 And there he is wide open. Bam. And Mahomes has got him for a 50 yard chunk. 194 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:29,000 So this is going to be nice. It's going to be funny. And I hope it is vindication once again on all these little nippers like that little skiptard ballist. 195 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000 That guy over there nipping, nipping, nipping. That's the only thing he's got going for him. 196 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:41,000 The only thing at no talented piece of shit, in my opinion, has going for him is counterprogramming. That's it. 197 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:48,000 That's all he does. And he does that very well because he is a little bitch, in my opinion. 198 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:59,000 So also I got an email and but just for this right here for the sports bastards, not the douchebags, not the music creeps, nothing. 199 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:04,000 The music creeps never gets any email. Nobody. I don't know what the deal is with that. 200 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I mean, I guess we're making everybody happy on that, which I find absurd. 201 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I don't think there's no making everybody happy at all. So anyhow, he says, I talk about the Chiefs too much. 202 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Well, I am located in Kansas City and I do know that team the best. So, you know, I'm not trying to do that. 203 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:30,000 I naturally do that. And also the Chiefs are one of the best teams and and had officially had a dynasty going for quite a while now. 204 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000 So, I mean, why wouldn't I speak of them more than anything else? 205 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:39,000 You know, I'm also a fan of other things like like Jaden Daniels. Big fan of his. I want to see what he becomes. 206 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000 C.J. Stroud is starting to mature and doing pretty good. 207 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:53,000 There's a lot of other players that are really like Caleb Williams might be another skeleton in the closet of the graveyard of quarterbacks over there in Chicago. 208 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:01,000 He has so much talent, but you can just see him deteriorating with that organization. 209 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000 As a matter of fact, I think the NFL needs to put their foot down until Chicago. 210 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,000 And let's see who else? A couple other teams. But definitely Chicago. 211 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:17,000 You can't draft a quarterback anymore. You can't draft him number one and maybe not even number two. 212 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,000 You have to wait till the third round to draft a quarterback because we're getting sick and tired of you ruining these quarterbacks. 213 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:30,000 It should have had great careers, you know, and and I mean, there really is a pretty good argument for that. 214 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I tell you. And there are some other ones, too. 215 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:43,000 I mean, I'd say Carolina, but they have had a little success with some of their quarterbacks like Cam Newton, DeLome, Kerry. 216 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000 What's his name? I can't that Collins, Kerry Collins. 217 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,000 They've had some decent quarterbacks come through there, if not in the top 10 type of people. 218 00:26:53,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Cam Newton was really badass in his day, so I can't put Carolina on there. And also Young. 219 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:09,000 He's he's looking like he's starting. Bryce Young is looking like he's starting to kind of get with it. 220 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:17,000 He's throwing some really nice passes. He's not consistent enough yet, but I can see something to work with there. 221 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Anyhow, this is going to be interesting. Josh Allen, I think he's a hell of a talent. 222 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Same way with Jackson Lamar Jackson, one hell of a talent, too. 223 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000 But if you want to talk about best quarterbacks, I'm sorry, it's got to be Mahomes. 224 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:42,000 He's had the most game winning drives in a season, and that's eight this year by a long shot. 225 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 He has beat everyone else on game winning drives. 226 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000 So all these close scores that you've seen, right, beaten by one or two points. Who did that? 227 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Mahomes engineered a drive at the last minute that was successful, and it led to the Chiefs win. 228 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Now, I remember like the second. Well, the first game was shoe gate, and that's where likely had the tip of his foot. 229 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:11,000 And because he wears black shoes, it was pretty obvious on tape. 230 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:18,000 He was just over the line and time ran out, so they didn't get a chance to do the two pointer. 231 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 So the Chiefs won by one point. 232 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,000 You see, John Harbaugh was going to go for the win because he's smart enough to know if you're on the road 233 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,000 and you're against a team like Kansas City, you don't give Mahomes the ball back if you can help him. 234 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:37,000 So he was going to go for two, and they might have gotten it. Our defense was gassed, but no, he was just over. 235 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:45,000 So and then come out Cincinnati, you know, so what I'm saying there is Mahomes orchestrated that last drive. 236 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000 And then Lamar Jackson did good coming there, you know, and trying to. 237 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 I mean, he did the same thing. Mahomes did. 238 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:58,000 He went down the field in a decent amount of time to try to win, but it didn't quite work out for them. 239 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Cincinnati game was tied up. 240 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Mahomes gets the ball like what? I mean, a minute, 10 less, something like that. 241 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Promptly gets the ball down, gets it within field goal range, then turns it over to Harrison Butker. 242 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Butker hits a field goal. Bam. We win that game. 243 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,000 So that game, Burrow didn't come up with it. No, no, no. 244 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:27,000 The guy who did it was Mahomes. He engineered the game winning drive and got it done. 245 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Now, Andy Reid and everybody else has a huge hand in it. 246 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,000 You know, Travis Kelsey, you know, there are a lot of people who didn't have Hopkins yet, 247 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,000 but there's a lot of people that had a lot of Rushie Rice was still there. 248 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Brown was out. But still, Mahomes is a guy that did this. 249 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,000 He did this eight times this year when they really needed him. 250 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:58,000 He was there and he got the win. So anyhow, I mean, the Pro Bowl snub who gives a shit? 251 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000 None of our chiefs are going to go there anyhow because they're going to be busy. 252 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:09,000 But it just shows you how ignorant the NFL and people that watch NFL can be. 253 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:15,000 And also, it's Midwestern bias. I'll say it. Midwestern bias. 254 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:21,000 They don't like little brother, the weak fields in the middle of the land. 255 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000 They don't like us winning. It's got to be a coast team, West Coast, East Coast. 256 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:31,000 They want them winning. They don't want us winning because they think that we can't win. 257 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,000 We are little brother and we're not to be seen or heard. 258 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000 We're just kind of there for punching bags for the both the coast. 259 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:49,000 But we get this thing going here and all of a sudden all you hear is just bullshit constantly about the referees. 260 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Oh, he did this. Oh, he did it. You know, oh, they did this and got away with. 261 00:30:53,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Oh, that was illegal. You know, all this stuff. So, you know, sour grapes Midwest bias. 262 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000 All that put together is why seemingly the whole world is against us. 263 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:11,000 But to be fair, the Patriots have the same problem and Tom Brady had the same problem. 264 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,000 They they got a lot of flack and they used to have the thing about the referees love them and all this stuff. 265 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Well, I can tell you this. OK, I'm not a fan of the players signing jerseys for the referees. 266 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,000 I think that should be a no no. Chit chatting is one thing. 267 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Tom Brady used to chat him up, man. He was so nice to him, so cordial, so happy inviting. 268 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:42,000 And I think if someone does that, they can help but be a little bias. 269 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:49,000 You know, they'll give you that call when you need it a little bit if it's questionable, but just kind of, you know, Tom Brady got that. 270 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Mahomes saw that, I think, or maybe it's just Mahomes natural demeanor. 271 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:01,000 And he does the same thing. And does he every now and then maybe get a little bit better of a call? 272 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Possibly. But ended up to the other team to figure that out and do the same thing. 273 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Go over there and hey, chat it up with the referees and, you know, tell some jokes, ask them how the kids are, how's the wife, all this stuff. 274 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000 And how's the weather up there and uscalusa or whatever. 275 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:24,000 So, you know, that's up to the other team to either do the same thing or figure out a different thing to do. 276 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Some sort of a gimmick to give them the edge. 277 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:33,000 I mean, that's how come teams used to put like oily substances on their shirts and stuff. 278 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:38,000 I mean, you can consider it cheating, but they kind of consider it getting the edge. 279 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Sign stealing, figuring out people's plays, stuff like that. 280 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000 That stuff's been going on forever. Deflating balls. 281 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I bet you anything, Tom Brady's not the only one that has done that. 282 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:56,000 That came from somewhere. And from what I understand in red, that's been an age old gimmick in the NFL. 283 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:02,000 You know, the other, the opposing team, the balls are going to be maybe even a little bit overinflated and hard. 284 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000 So they can't throw them as well. And then whenever their balls are being thrown, 285 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:12,000 they're going to make sure they're a little under pressure, a little bit easier to reach your hands around, a little bit easier to catch. 286 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,000 So, you know, that stuff's been going on if that NFL forever. 287 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,000 So anyhow, the cheating thing, you can say whatever you can say. 288 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:30,000 You have the refs in your back pocket, but ultimately at the end of the day, the best team wins because they might influence the game some. 289 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,000 But still, if your team's that good, you're going to overcome it. 290 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:40,000 And the Chiefs were the most penalized team in the NFL anyhow. 291 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000 So I don't know how they get this, especially at offense. 292 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 The offense had more points taken back because of penalties. 293 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Actually, you know what? No, they're not. Sorry. I remember seeing that article and it was bogus. 294 00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:04,000 OK, they're not. They were not the most penalized team there in the top, but they're not the most penalized team in the NFL or the AFC this year. 295 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:12,000 But they are. They have the most points taken back on offensive drives because of penalties. 296 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:23,000 So that right there, you know, I think that's an argument that you can't win because if we really did have the refs in our back pocket, 297 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,000 they sure as hell wouldn't be in the business of taking our points back. 298 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000 So anyhow, it's just stupid people and nothing to say. 299 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Don't want us to win, you know, fucking hating, what have you. 300 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,000 So anyhow, keep biting our backs, bitches. We're still going to be there. 301 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:51,000 So and as I'm doing this podcast right now, it appears that the Baltimore Ravens are probably going to kick the shit out of Steelers. 302 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:58,000 It's a 514 left in the third quarter is 28 to 7 Baltimore. 303 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:05,000 And they just did something interesting. The Steelers have the ball and they called a timeout. 304 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:15,000 And then they have Justin Fields come in and then they scrapped that and they had Russell Wilson come back in and they sent Fields back to the sidelines. 305 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:25,000 So it appears that Pittsburgh is just they're getting their ass kicked so bad that they just don't know what to do. 306 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Not very calm and Mike Tomlin to do some stuff like that. 307 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Uncharacteristic of the confusion. Usually he has things in hand really good. 308 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:42,000 But as of right now, I can tell you it appears as if the Ravens are going to beat the Steelers handily. 309 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,000 So I may add on to this podcast. We'll see. 310 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000 Supposed to do the douchebags tomorrow night, but there's going to be some games going on tomorrow that I'm going to speak about. 311 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:57,000 So I may do them in two separate shows or I may do them just, you know, all together. 312 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,000 So anyhow, so I will we'll see what happens. 313 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:09,000 OK, I mean, whatever's next is next, whether I shut this bitch off or whatever remains to be seen. 314 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Hello, this is Mark and this is the sports bastards. 315 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000 This is the next day. 316 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Yesterday, I reported on the games on Saturday and this is Sunday now. 317 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000 And I'm kind of piecemeal and together this whole little thing here that I'm doing here. 318 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:30,000 This whole, you know, sports cast, whatever you want to call it sports bastards. 319 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Only it's just one bastard right now. 320 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:41,000 So, OK, when we left off, I thought that the Broncos were going to put up a little bit better fight against the Bills. 321 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:53,000 And the sad thing is at halftime, they're only down by three points and they would have been tied 10 to 10 if it wasn't for the Broncos in that kicker, their field goal kicker who could not get it through. 322 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000 And it was a pretty much a chip shot. 323 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:13,000 And so they went down by three points, but Sean Payton was systematically destroyed by Sean McDermott and Josh Allen and a running game mainly by Josh Allen. 324 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:22,000 And they when they went into the locker room, you would think that Sean Payton would have some sort of answer to what's going on. 325 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 But they they didn't. 326 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Afterwards, you could just see the Bills or the superior team and just smothered them and destroyed them 31 to 7. 327 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 So that was a blowout. 328 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 And then the next one was a blowout too. 329 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000 And it was the Eagles against the Packers. 330 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 And it wasn't close either. 331 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,000 The Packers, I mean, Jordan Love threw two interceptions, I believe, possibly three. 332 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000 No, actually, I think it might have been three by the time it's all over. 333 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000 It's either two or three. 334 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 But Jordan Love didn't look good. 335 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000 None of the Packers look especially good. 336 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 They look lethargic. 337 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 They look flat. 338 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:03,000 The Eagles didn't look very impressive, really. 339 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:10,000 I think to me, it looked more like the Packers weren't playing with the shit as opposed to the Eagles outplaying them. 340 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000 But I got to give them, you know, I got to give them credit, though. 341 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 I mean, the Eagles won. 342 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 And it was what I consider pretty much a blowout. 343 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 I mean, 22 to 10. 344 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 It really wasn't that close either. 345 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,000 So it's interesting. 346 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 So hopefully it's Buccaneer's Commander's game that's going on right now. 347 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 17 to 13. 348 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:39,000 It's going to be the game that is going to be the close one, the Nut Tucker. 349 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,000 So we'll see about this. 350 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Interesting stuff, that's for sure. 351 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000 I mean, Sean Payton, he has a lot to be happy about, actually. 352 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 I mean, you know, Bo Nix looks good. 353 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 He's got a pretty solid team. 354 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,000 They need to add some key elements because they're not quite there yet. 355 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:11,000 But the Broncos could be a major player in the Western Division and maybe trying to upstage the Chiefs who have dominated that division for nine years now. 356 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:25,000 This could be the team that they're trying to assemble and generate a team that can do that, that could maybe win the Western Division when the Chiefs maybe have a down year or something. 357 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000 The Broncos seem to be getting there. 358 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 And I mean, they're doing the right thing. 359 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 They're getting a lot of it through the draft. 360 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,000 They had so much dead-cap space that they had to let Russell Wilson go and all that. 361 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 It wasn't pretty sight. 362 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 It looks like they're kind of digging themselves out of the hole. 363 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:52,000 And I mean, to make the playoffs this year, it's actually pretty remarkable considering what they were working with. 364 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,000 So, you know, Sean Payton kind of coached above what the team is. 365 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:03,000 And Sean McDermott and the Bills are doing fantastic. 366 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000 I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bills being in Kansas City. 367 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Of course, I'm taking it a lot for granted because this is NFL. 368 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000 But I'm thinking the Chiefs are going to beat the Texans at home. 369 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000 But I would also like to say the NFL is like that. 370 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:30,000 You know, I mean, you'll have teams that just get hot on fire or play other teams better. 371 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Some teams understand what another team is doing well enough to beat them. 372 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 So we'll see what happens, man. 373 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 But the Texans, they did a very solid job against the Chargers. 374 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 And they made Justin Herbert look like a high school punk. 375 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I tell you, they just destroyed him. 376 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 They just completely destroyed him. 377 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:58,000 And Justin Herbert, I don't know, two playoff games now. 378 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000 And he's got to remind me of Philip Rivers, only not as dynamic. 379 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Because I was talking to a friend of mine at work, and I'm like, you know, 380 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:13,000 at least Philip Rivers has a question about maybe being in the Hall of Fame. 381 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:19,000 It would make someone think and maybe nod their hat to him, even though he didn't win a Super Bowl. 382 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 And he really wasn't that effective in the playoffs. 383 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:26,000 He had enough numbers and was so prolific, he could be considered for the Hall. 384 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Justin Herbert would not even sniff it. 385 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:37,000 So, you know, Philip Rivers and the Justin Herbert kind of comparison that's been going on here lately, 386 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:43,000 I think it's no question Philip Rivers' head and tails about Justin Herbert. 387 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000 So I thought Jim Harbaugh was going to have them play that game better. 388 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:54,000 But when you're a quarterback, though, with that many interceptions, it's kind of hard to win. 389 00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,000 You can't keep turning the ball over and expecting any type of a result in your favor. 390 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000 So interesting stuff. 391 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:09,000 So right now, let's go over to the Commander's Buccaneers game and take a look at this and see what's going on. 392 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:17,000 The Buccaneers are first and 10 at the Tampa Bay 15. 393 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:31,000 And the commanders are, let's see, OK, Jaden Daniels so far 18 to 29, 211 yards, one touchdown. 394 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Russian yards, Jaden Daniels 10 carries so far, 36 yards. 395 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Baker Mayfield 13 to 16, 139 yards, two touchdowns. 396 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Irving is a leading rusher and that's 14 carries for 64 yards so far. 397 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Taryn McLaurin 5 receiving yards for 79 yards or five receptions for 79 yards. 398 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000 And that is, you know, of the commanders. 399 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:06,000 And Mike Evans is leading seven receptions for 92 yards and one touchdown. 400 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Mike Evans is having the hell of a game. 401 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:17,000 The Buccaneers are only up by four points, but it looks to me like the Buccaneers might be kind of ascending away from this. 402 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000 So we will see what is going on with that. 403 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,000 And I may just end this portion on piecemeal and that's together. 404 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:30,000 So I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to end this portion of it and then I will come back when that game is over. 405 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:38,000 And I will do an analysis of what I saw there and maybe go into some of the lineups coming up. 406 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:46,000 So, anyhow, the completion of the wild card weekend was last night. 407 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,000 And we had the Rams beating the hell out of the Vikings 20, 79. 408 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,000 So it turns out the only competitive game was the Sunday night game. 409 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000 And that was between the commanders and the Buccaneers. 410 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000 And that game came down to one mistake. 411 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:11,000 And I feel sorry for Baker Mayfield because he had an epic game except for that one fumble late in the fourth quarter that caused him to win. 412 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Now, I kept saying, everyone that's been listening to me and Topher or just me myself, which it is now, for now, 413 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000 I kept saying at some point Sam Darnold will be Sam Darnold. 414 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Well, I think what you saw on that game was Sam Darnold being Sam Darnold. 415 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Coming back to reality, Minnesota, they could hide the fact of having that quarterback that inept, in my opinion, for quite a while. 416 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 But they cannot hide it against good teams. 417 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:58,000 And that's why against the elite teams, the Vikings went 0-4 last year or last season or whatever. 418 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000 I think you call it last season at this point because it was not. 419 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Well, some of it was last year. 420 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,000 So anyhow, for last season, so they went actually more than 0-4. 421 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000 So let's see. 422 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Let me see if I can find some of their scores here so I can elaborate a little bit better here. 423 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:25,000 OK, so the Vikings lost to the Lions 31-9. 424 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:32,000 They lost to the Rams last night 27-9. 425 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:38,000 They did beat the Packers, but the Packers, I mean, they're OK, but they weren't all that. 426 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000 They barely beat the Cardinals. 427 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Let's see, some of the teams they beat up on is like the Jaguars and the Titans and the Colts. 428 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000 But October 24th, the Rams beat them 30-20. 429 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:58,000 October 20th, the Lions beat them 31-29. 430 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:03,000 So, I mean, quality opponents, they seem to have a problem winning against. 431 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:10,000 And so that's going to tell you why Sam Darnold is not the guy. 432 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000 They need to find a better quarterback. 433 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 The defense was good. 434 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:22,000 I mean, it wasn't good enough, though, but the defense was good for most of the season. 435 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000 The coaching was really good, but they need that guy. 436 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:35,000 And they also probably need a little bit more maybe pass rush, maybe secondary help. 437 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000 And then not to take anything against the Rams, I mean, away from the Rams. 438 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000 The Rams are a complete looking team now. 439 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,000 They've been building esteem and they've been building up to this point in the year, 440 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 and they are peaking at the right time. 441 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,000 So they're going to give anybody a handful, that's for sure. 442 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,000 So it's going to be interesting to see the next playoff games. 443 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:02,000 So when they meet the Eagles next weekend, they better play their best game. 444 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000 I'm talking about the Eagles, because the Rams are seemingly getting it all together. 445 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:14,000 So the Eagles are going to have their hands full, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Rams upset them. 446 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I wouldn't be surprised at all if that happened. 447 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:23,000 So anyhow, the only thing is it's going to be in Philadelphia, 448 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,000 but I still think the Rams are good enough to beat them, but we will see. 449 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:38,000 So I'm going to go into, well, first I'm going to go a little bit about the Commander's Buccaneers game. 450 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Mayfield, unfortunately, he had a key error in the otherwise career year, 451 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000 and he took the Bucs on his back this season and got them a home playoff game. 452 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Commanders are on a roll, but their next opponent are the Lions in Detroit. 453 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:57,000 It's been a magical season for Washington, but it's probably over come Saturday. 454 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:02,000 I think that probably that's going to be it for the Commanders, 455 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:08,000 but you know they should not be ashamed at all if they had a great season and really stepped up their game. 456 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:16,000 And they look like they seemingly have that young guy that's going to grow with the team, and that would be Jaden Daniels. 457 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000 He looks great. He does big plays. He can run. He can scramble. He can throw. 458 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:25,000 So he looks like he's a real deal. So they're going to be there again probably next year. 459 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:33,000 So I would think that's going to be something to watch, and it should be interesting. 460 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Okay, let's go into a couple of these other games. 461 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:45,000 The Texans at the Chiefs, 3.30 p.m. Central. It's on ESPN or ABC. 462 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:52,000 I think the Chiefs are probably going to beat them, but I mean it's going to be a tough game. 463 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:59,000 The Texans are playing great football right now, and their defense is just crazy. 464 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:05,000 And to be quite honest, the Kansas City's offensive line has been atrocious this year. 465 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:11,000 As of late, they've been able to hold it together with the addition of Putnam Joe Tooney. 466 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:19,000 So we'll see if they can hold them off, and if the Homes can keep getting rid of the ball quickly, 467 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000 the Chiefs will win. But I think they'll win anyhow. 468 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:29,000 They always seem to find a way to, despite what some of these morons say, like Rex Ryan. 469 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000 You know, Rex Ryan said they're a one-and-done team in the playoffs. 470 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Well, that kind of scares me because he would know. He would know because that's all his team's ever done. 471 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:45,000 So he would know a one-and-done team. So, Rex, you know, you're probably going to eat your big fat words again, 472 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:51,000 but I can't wait. Just like little Skip Tard Ballas, that little bitch. 473 00:49:51,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Old Skip Tard can't keep his mouth shut about my Homes because he is a jealous little bitch, in my opinion. 474 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:06,000 So, Skip Tard, I can't wait to kick dirt in your face either, you little fucking little pint-sized little bitch. 475 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:13,000 So, next one, the Commanders at the Lions, like I said, you know, it's the end of their season. 476 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Rams and Eagles, the Rams could beat the Eagles straight out. It's going to be a hard game, but we'll see. 477 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:30,000 But the main one, the big one, Ravens at Bills, 530 Central Time on CBS and Paramount. 478 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Boy, that game could go either way. I look forward to be a real ball tugger all the way down to the end. 479 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:44,000 And I look forward, I mean, I know we've been having nothing but blowouts except one game, 480 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000 but I think this is one game that will live up to its bill. 481 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:53,000 This thing right here, I think, will probably be a late in the fourth quarter mistake. 482 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Interception, fumble, botch kick, something. Something will happen, I think, 483 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:04,000 in the fourth quarter in an otherwise pretty much tight up, even game. 484 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:12,000 Each quarterback makes plays when they need to. They're dynamic, they're good, they have a great sense of the field. 485 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:18,000 So, this one right here is, I think, is going to be close. 486 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:23,000 And the Ravens, they're used to playing in the cold, so the cold up there is not going to bother them. 487 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,000 They're from Baltimore, so I think it's going to be a pretty even kill game. 488 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:36,000 We'll see. I mean, the pass rush is going to help the Bills a lot, and the Ravens defense is going to hurt them. 489 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:43,000 So, if I gave anybody a little bit of an edge for a couple of reasons, the Ravens defense is kind of shoddy at times, 490 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,000 and they're playing in Buffalo. So, I would say that Buffalo gets the edge, 491 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000 but Baltimore is one of those teams that if they get on a roll, watch out, 492 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,000 they will stomp a mud hole in anybody's ass because they're that good. 493 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,000 But, they're not always that good. 494 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Well, we shall see on that, but my pick there is probably the Bills. 495 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,000 I'm going to probably go with the Bills. 496 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,000 And I'm going to give them a slight edge, but other than that, I think the game is pretty even 497 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000 just because these teams are familiar with each other. 498 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000 They played each other so much, and they always see each other in the playoffs. 499 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I don't look for any team to just start running away. 500 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,000 But, if I had to bet on a team to be there in the winner's circle afterwards, 501 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000 I would go ahead and say it's the Bills. 502 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000 And I'd like to say a little something about Baker Mayfield. 503 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000 You know, he unfortunately had a key error in an otherwise career year. 504 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,000 He took the bucks on his back this season and got him a home playoff game. 505 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:47,000 He shouldn't feel too bad about that mistake of the fumble because if it weren't for him, 506 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 they wouldn't have even been there, even close to being there, 507 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:55,000 because there's quite a few times he took that team on his back and he made one mistake. 508 00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:01,000 So, unfortunately, it was in the biggest game at the worst time of this season. 509 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:08,000 So, I also have something else. 510 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Referee Bill Vinovich supposedly apologized to Josh Allen on an end zone holding call 511 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 that cost the Bills a touchdown. 512 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 So, welcome, Josh Allen. 513 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000 You now get cast in the cheater zone. 514 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 I think it should be a badge of honor, actually. 515 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,000 The haters are sick of your team killing them, so they have to come up with something, 516 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000 and it's always like they're cheating bullshit. 517 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Mahomes has been on this list for years now. 518 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 I say fuck the flies. 519 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 They just buzz around and annoy you. 520 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Real people find constructive things to do with their spare time. 521 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Mediocre people, they do not understand greatness. 522 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:50,000 So, like always, slow humans that aren't capable of understanding it, they try to destroy it. 523 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:55,000 And that's what's happening here again, just like it's been happening in Mahomes. 524 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000 And just like I was talking about, Skip Tarbalus, in my opinion, 525 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000 has the intellect of a fucking toenail. 526 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,000 And anytime that guy says anything, all I hear is, 527 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. 528 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 And that's it. 529 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,000 And Rex Ryan, I hope, like hell, you get that Jets job, 530 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000 and the Chiefs kick the shit out of you every chance they get. 531 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000 They're not going to see you in the playoffs because you're not that good, 532 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:26,000 but every regular season game, I hope we just destroy you. 533 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000 But the truth is, you don't deserve another head coaching job 534 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,000 because you're not good enough, you big fat piece of shit. 535 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000 And Terry Bradshaw, shut up. 536 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Just shut up. 537 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:43,000 You're blithering, fucking loose-lipped, fucking gum-bumped mouth. 538 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,000 You're denture-slip every time you fucking say anything. 539 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Listen, I mean, you know, dementia, probably, in my opinion, 540 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 you never did have the most sense in the whole world. 541 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,000 You never were the brightest bulb in the room, you know? 542 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Anyhow, besides all that, you have no idea what you're talking about. 543 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:11,000 And now that you've really kind of lost your thoughts, in my opinion, 544 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000 you have to come up with a counter program, just like little Skip Tard. 545 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:21,000 So, anyhow, I think, you know what, I may have a little bit more. 546 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Let's see here. 547 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Oh yeah, I was going to go into this. 548 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:29,000 Mike McCarthy could not come to terms with the Dallas Cowboys, 549 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:36,000 so therefore he is out as the Cowboys' head coach. 550 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,000 That's interesting, because if you really wanted a guy, you would pay for him, right? 551 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:50,000 So I don't even know why, in my opinion, why they even went to the negotiation board. 552 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:55,000 Obviously, the Cowboys weren't that thrilled about retaining him, 553 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000 so why did they even bother? 554 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:07,000 I mean, is Jerry Jones, I mean, I know he did that thing where he saved like $500,000 by taking Cooper Rush out. 555 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Is this a money thing, too, he's trying to lowball, 556 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,000 even though McCarthy wasn't that good of a head coach, really? 557 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,000 Is he trying to lowball everybody? Is that what it's come to? 558 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,000 I mean, this game that he makes billions of dollars off of, 559 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,000 and he's trying to lowball people like he did Cooper Rush, seemingly, 560 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:33,000 and also now McCarthy, I'll keep you, but it's got to be for a dirt cheap price. 561 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:38,000 No wonder that team has been so horrible. No wonder. 562 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I mean, Jerry Jones needs to sell that damn team, or retire and get the hell out of it. 563 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:56,000 He can still own it, but turn it over to somebody that has some wit, that still has a sound mind, 564 00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:02,000 because he obviously does not. So, interesting. 565 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,000 And that's all I got to say. I mean, I don't know. 566 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Oh no, looks like the show's over, kids. 567 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 568 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.