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Get in cover. 13 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Two Deucebags and a Microphone. The only podcast with Gusto. 14 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 That's right, Gusto. Just like Schlitz Beer. Google it. 15 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 16 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,000 May every time you put on your shoelaces, the laces be tied in a knot. 17 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:51,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 18 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:57,000 How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 19 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I may never know. 20 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. 21 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 And I am Rob. 22 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Welcome. Here we are again doing this show from Middle America, Kansas City and Camden-ton, which is two and a half hours to my south. 23 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 And Camden-ton is Rob's part and Kansas City is my part. 24 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 So, hi Rob over in Camden-ton. 25 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Oh hi Mark, up in KC. 26 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 They're both in Missouri in case you don't know. 27 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Rob, I got a new pet peeve, right? 28 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Oh shit. 29 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I'm starting to do this thing with... 30 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I'm bored. 31 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 You'll get it Rob, trust me, you'll get it. 32 00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I'm sure this has been done to you and I'm sure you like sitting there scratching your head going, what the hell? What the fuck? What are they thinking? 33 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I'm starting to do this just to screw with people now. 34 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:14,000 When you post an old memory on Facebook, let's say you're in Aruba at a beach resort or something and it comes up on your memory and you're like, oh man, gosh. 35 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I'll repost it and put something like Psy in reference to wanting to be there because it's five below and snowpacked currently, right? 36 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah. 37 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Yeah, you're like, oh man, gosh, I remember that. Damn, damn, too bad I'm here. 38 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Then the dummies that can't read the five years ago clearly marked on the post in large letters. 39 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:41,000 And write, okay? And then someone asks, hey, when are you coming back? Or what's the temperature there? Right? 40 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 And you're like sitting there going, hmm. 41 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 This is five fucking years ago and it says that right there. 42 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 It's like, is a person really not paying that much attention? 43 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:58,000 So now I just figured out instead of going, oh no, I'm not there. This was a few. This is five years ago. 44 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Explain it. So what I do is I post and debate people now. 45 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 When someone goes, when are you coming back? I say something just like Monday. 46 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:15,000 And then usually they reply with this coming Monday. And then I just say something like, I'll have to look at my schedule. I'm not sure. 47 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:25,000 They're like, they don't say anything. Or the temperature. I'll reply with like 130 degrees just to see what they say, right? 48 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 130. 49 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:35,000 With absurd shit because it's absurd to me that people can't read that it's been five fucking years ago. 50 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:42,000 And then it's like then if they don't say anything, I'll reply with it's hot, but I'll jump in the ocean and cool off. 51 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:48,000 The palm trees love 130 degree heat. 52 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:54,000 And that's pretty much about it from that right there, because I don't know if they're just kind of like, oh, didn't know that. 53 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Or if you're like, oh, he's screwing with me because they usually don't answer. 54 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:03,000 So anyhow, oh, I got one thing for you, Rob. You want to hear this? 55 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:09,000 It's like 808, right? And it's January 14th, 2025. 56 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 And the Bengals are still not in the playoffs. 57 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Just saying. 58 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yeah. 59 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Just saying. They're still not in the playoffs. 60 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:26,000 And also I'm calling, I'm calling bullshit on Mother Nature, Rob. 61 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:34,000 OK, a blizzard, ice, snow at subzero temperatures, plus three days after a foot of snow. 62 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Mother Nature has a gold added over three or four inches our way. 63 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah. Yeah. It's complete bullshit. 64 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I know you guys got ice and snow down there too in the subzero. 65 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,000 We got like two inches of ice with about four or five inches of snow on top of it. 66 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:58,000 It's been melting so now all the parking lots, any parking lots that have been touched like mine, 67 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 this is nothing but ice, the skating area. 68 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh, yeah. That's like Mother Nature coming up and clubbing you in the fucking head. 69 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 And then when you're on the ground, she comes up and cracks you in the balls. 70 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Oh, it's really fun being on a forklift unloading steel off a truck. 71 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Oh, fuck. Oh my God. Oh. 72 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, you end up slamming a truck a few times. 73 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Got to apologize. 74 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Wow. I never even thought about that. 75 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 That would suck because I've been outside on a forklift before unloading steel. 76 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,000 And it's complicated as it is because you can't, you have to do it a certain way 77 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:45,000 because it will tip the forklift over or you'll hit something or you have to have it tilted just right. 78 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I mean, and then come in on the pallet if you have it tipped up just a little too much, 79 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,000 it'll gouge the steel. If you have it too down, it will gouge the truck. 80 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 So you got to, yeah. 81 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:02,000 And there's all this stuff that people don't know anything about that has never done that. 82 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 It's a real pain in the ass. 83 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Yeah, you only got like two, three inches to get your forks in. 84 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Yeah, and that's it. I could imagine doing it on ice, Rob. I'd be like, fuck. 85 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 That's why they love me, man. That's why they love me. 86 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Because you get it done. That's why. 87 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Oh, hey, hey, I'm thinking about doing a new series of skits, right? 88 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Okay. 89 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Okay, it's going to be called The Adventures of Right Back At You Guy. 90 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Are you getting what I'm saying here? The Right Back At You Guy? 91 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. 92 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Yeah, he's a dude that can say, you can say anything and he'll always reply, right back at you. 93 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,000 You can say, man, I have leg cancer and they're amputating tomorrow. 94 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 He would go, right back at you. 95 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 He's a guy that doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. 96 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 He usually wears a jogging suit to a restaurant, you know. 97 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 They get into 70s and early 80s. 98 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, and they don't bother to hear what you're saying. 99 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 If it sounds like you're saying a greeting to them, they don't want to bother with it. 100 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Right back at you. 101 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 So I'm thinking about doing a Right Back At You skit, like a series of them. 102 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Yeah, like, yeah, you know, like you get your leg cut off and right back at you or, you know, other things, you know. 103 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Yeah, you like that idea? 104 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I love it. I love it. 105 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 All right, cool. We will be doing Right Back At You Guy. 106 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 And also, finally, I would like to say congratulations to the NFL. 107 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:35,000 They figured out how to get Arizona another playoff game in their lifetime. 108 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:40,000 And that would have been because there is too much smoke and the air quality is bad in L.A. 109 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 So they had to move the playoff game last night to Arizona. 110 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 So there you go, Arizona. You got it. You got it. 111 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:52,000 So you got one. And anyhow, that will probably be the last one you get the rest of the century. 112 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:57,000 But you got one. Yeah. Your team may not have been in it, but you got one. 113 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,000 So it played at your home. That's right. 114 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 So they got one. Yeah. So there we go. 115 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 All right. So, Rob, how you been? 116 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,000 You got anything you want to talk about or go into here or anything? 117 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Yeah, I got a quick one. OK. 118 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Actually, this was Sunday. OK. 119 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,000 The Denver Buffalo game. Oh, yeah. 120 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 OK. I was in the sports bathroom. 121 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 And I heard you calling for Denver. 122 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 You said they would be dangerous. 123 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I was wrong. I understand. 124 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 OK. They were the first men. 125 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:47,000 But this goes into more than just that game. 126 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:56,000 OK. That game was Jim Nance's 500th game commentating. 127 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Did he announce that or did you read that? 128 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Yes. No, no. It was announced. Yes. 129 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 And his first name was in 1988. 130 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Wow. Yeah. It was a 500th commentating game. 131 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Wow. Congratulations, Jim Nance. 132 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Yep. Congratulations, Jim Nance. 133 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 And congratulations on putting up with Tony Romo that long. 134 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Or not that long. 135 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Actually, it was Tony's damn day. 136 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 When they announced it. 137 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Yeah, they do Tony Romo and Jim Nance as their number one crew. 138 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Yeah. Yeah. 139 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Excuse me, man. My Gatorade went down the wrong pipe. 140 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 So, OK, cool. 141 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:50,000 No, I couldn't have been more wrong about Denver because I had that theory that the Chiefs... 142 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:56,000 No, I agree with you when you said it. That was a dangerous combination. 143 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Yeah, because they were amped up. 144 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:04,000 They're like, we beat the defending world champions, two-time world champion, back to back. 145 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 We beat them 38 to nothing. 146 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I would think that their mindset wouldn't be like, these are the backups. 147 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I think their mindset would be like... 148 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Yeah. 149 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:19,000 But Buffalo just figured them out because it was actually a good game going into halftime. 150 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 It was 10 to 7 at halftime. 151 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000 It should have been 10 to 10, but the guy missed the field goal. 152 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 He missed a chip shot. 153 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 So it should have been tied at 10. 154 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:37,000 But what happened is when Buffalo went in there and studied the tape, they figured something out. 155 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Denver, they might have figured something out, but they didn't have the talent to do something about it. 156 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 You know what I'm saying? 157 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 They might have been like, well, we need to expose this. 158 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Well, who's going to do it to expose it? 159 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Like, I don't know, like in pass protection, which they obviously didn't have very much of. 160 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Sir Tan looked great in the first half. 161 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Second half, he looked non-existent. 162 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 So they figured out a way to get by certain elements. 163 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 And Denver didn't figure out a way to get by certain elements. 164 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 You know what I mean? 165 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:11,000 And I kind of chalk it up to Denver not having quite all the talent that they need. 166 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:22,000 So, you know, when they went in and made adjustments, you know, it was a great game plan until Buffalo got to go sit down for 15 minutes and talk about it. 167 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,000 And then they're like, all right, well, we're going to have to do this and this and this. 168 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,000 So when they did that, they had the game figured out and that was it. 169 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:36,000 And there's probably really once you go on that level to where you haven't figured out the talent wasn't there for Denver. 170 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000 So, you know, but still the game that's going to be really good here and I got to think about it. 171 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,000 And I don't know if Denver beat Buffalo, if I would want to face them. 172 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:50,000 They'd be on such a high because, oh, we beat the Chiefs and the Bills. 173 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Here's what I think. 174 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 What's real? Number one, I think we can handle anybody and I'm not afraid of anybody. 175 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 And I encourage anyone to come on. 176 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Come on, man. 177 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Come on and get a piece of this champion. 178 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 OK. 179 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Number two, you're going to have the Ravens and the Bills in a fucking fistfight. 180 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 It's going to be a nasty, nasty fight because both of these teams. 181 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Yes, I think that that might be better to sit there and watch them knock the piss out of each other. 182 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 And and also the Chiefs are not going to have an easy run either. 183 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 I'm getting tired of people saying this and people disrespecting the Texans. 184 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 The Texans are a better team than I thought they were this year. 185 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Their defense is really coming around. 186 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:40,000 They got some pass rushers that are insanely good and they are going to get into a really big fight with the Chiefs. 187 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 And it's going to take all the Chiefs have to win. 188 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I mean, that's the way it is. 189 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Oh, go ahead. 190 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Earlier in the year, we mentioned we wanted to see C.J. and Patrick. 191 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Yes, and we're going to see this. 192 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 In a playoff game. 193 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Yeah, in a playoff game. 194 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 And this is one of the ones. 195 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 This is the up and comers that we were talking about, right? 196 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Yeah, yeah. 197 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Yeah. 198 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 And this is one of the ones that we looked about like the commanders. 199 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 We're going to see we're going to see them against the Eagles. 200 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:17,000 We're going to see Jalen Hurts and Shaquan Barkley against Jaden Daniels and the commanders, the newcomers. 201 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Jaden Daniels looks fantastic as a rookie. 202 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 You know, C.J. Stroud is a second year guy. 203 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 He looks fantastic. 204 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:33,000 I mean, these are the up and comers that are going to be challenging Mahomes and Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson. 205 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 For years to come. 206 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Yes. 207 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 And this is going to keep going on. 208 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Some of them are going to fall off. 209 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Maybe Burroughs is going to fall off. 210 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I mean, look, Burroughs had a great year. 211 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,000 But did you, you heard the stats that I read off, right? 212 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Yeah. 213 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Okay. 214 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,000 None of them were close to Mahomes' best. 215 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 None of them. 216 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 And he's supposed to be a better quarterback. 217 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 And he's never won anything. 218 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 He went to the Super Bowl one time, one time. 219 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:07,000 And one because he pulled it out of his ass is because Mahomes took the team on his back. 220 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 And when he did that, he threw an interception. 221 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 He made it. 222 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 He made a mistake trying to win the game for us. 223 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 And Burroughs didn't do that. 224 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Burroughs didn't come out and launch some fucking throw that was incredible. 225 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 He didn't do it. 226 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Mahomes made a mistake. 227 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 He had nothing to do with him winning. 228 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 He had nothing to do with it. 229 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:33,000 So I'm getting tired of the little skip-tard ballists over there fucking mouthing off at little mealy-mouthed bitch. 230 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Over there, crawling up Burroughs' ass. 231 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 That little bitch, he is a counter programmer. 232 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,000 I'm telling you, you could go, that car over there is in the left lane. 233 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 No, no, no, that's in the right lane. 234 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 That's because the motherfucker has no talent. 235 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 All this allegedly, in my opinion, all that good shit. 236 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 But yeah, motherfucker has no talent. 237 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 The only thing he can do is counter program. 238 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 That's it. 239 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 He can't say anything intelligible to make people think. 240 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000 All he can do is go against what everybody knows. 241 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I think that's what he gets paid for. 242 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 It is what he gets paid for. 243 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 That's his job. 244 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 That's his job. 245 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Go against everybody else. 246 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 That's the only reason he's employed at all. 247 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Not because he's knowledgeable. 248 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Not because of anything. 249 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Except he's a good little fucking banterer about stuff. 250 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:24,000 He'll try to come up with the assert and try to prove it right. 251 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,000 So anyhow, alright, we can go ahead and go on from a little skip-tard. 252 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Although we love talking about him. 253 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Oh, we love talking about that little bitch. 254 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Him and his little bitty tiny fist raising the air. 255 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 I'll bet you he likes kale. 256 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 You think he likes kale? 257 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000 We've said that many times before. 258 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Yeah, he likes kale. 259 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,000 And he probably wears a man bun when no one's around. 260 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:59,000 You know, the only way you can tell if he's ovulating is his man bun's really tight. 261 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Other than that, you... 262 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:05,000 I almost bet he puts on a wig to get a man bun. 263 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 I think so too. 264 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 That little fella. 265 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 That little guy. 266 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Okay, alright. 267 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Now, let's see. 268 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Oh, we got some ass padlins. 269 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Okay. 270 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 And oh, guess who made an appearance. 271 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 He came back from Argentina, wherever he is. 272 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Jeffy X is back. 273 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Yes, he is. 274 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Right on. 275 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 If we get to Jeffy X, great. 276 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 We'll do what? 277 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 No, go ahead. 278 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Go ahead. 279 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Oh, we'll see if we get to Jeffy X. 280 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 We've got a lot of stuff to cover until then. 281 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 But Jeffy X is back and he came back. 282 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000 He has a facial transplant, so no one knows what he looks like. 283 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 He's still wearing the Sgt. Pepper's outfit. 284 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 I figured that. 285 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Oh my God. 286 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It is just black and kind of greasy. 287 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Oh God. 288 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Yeah, he refuses to change it. 289 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 That's over a year old, man. 290 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 I know, and he keeps getting kicked out of places because he smells so bad. 291 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 People are like, hey, you've got to go take a shower. 292 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 But he won't take it off. 293 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 I told him to go through the car wash. 294 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Maybe that would help. 295 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I don't know. 296 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Just close his eyes. 297 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Yeah. 298 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Put his fingers in his ears. 299 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I told that too. 300 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Yeah. 301 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah. 302 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 But I don't know. 303 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Maybe you will one of these days. 304 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,000 So, you know. 305 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Okay, one note. 306 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 One note. 307 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Okay. 308 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:35,000 On our last podcast, you and I did, you came up with a name or names we cannot pronounce. 309 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Okay. 310 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 You remember? 311 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 No, I don't. 312 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Is that a name you were using? 313 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Yeah, whatever it was. 314 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Okay. 315 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Well, I came up with my names. 316 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Okay. 317 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I'm going old school. 318 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Okay. 319 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Oh, I know what you're talking about. 320 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Okay, go ahead. 321 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:03,000 When I cannot pronounce a name, I want to say Joe Blower, Jane Blow. 322 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Okay, I know what you're talking about. 323 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 I'm going old school. 324 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Yeah. 325 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,000 I come up with so much weird shit in my mind, I forget it. 326 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Oh, and before I forget this, I had a, not a correction, but someone reminded me of something 327 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000 that happened, like they always do, like the Westport stuff and all that. 328 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I always have a friend go, hey, you know, fuck hammer, you named after Tripp Hammer. 329 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Okay, and all this stuff. 330 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 This is stuff I forgot. 331 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:38,000 The flyer was Legs Diamond or something, I think is Legs Diamond is a glam band from 332 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000 LA that like looked hideous and had makeup on. 333 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:47,000 And I forgot that I use them as fuck hammers look as the band members. 334 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 And I got reminded of that. 335 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Well, okay. 336 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 I told the Big and the Ball Biter story, right? 337 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 And I'll tell you at the end of this, okay. 338 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I'll make sure, remind me, Big and the Ball Biter. 339 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Okay. 340 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:11,000 His family actually got a welfare call, a division of family welfare, because of the bite marks on his nuts. 341 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Yes. 342 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000 They wanted to know what happened. 343 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah, they gave them a rash of shit over it and they're like, we didn't do it. 344 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 It was a kid at school. 345 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 They were playing football. 346 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 And I'd forgotten all about that. 347 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Yeah, they got a lot of shit over that. 348 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 And they're like, dude, no one here bit his nuts. 349 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 We're his family. 350 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:37,000 This fucking idiot at school bit his nuts, not us. 351 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Anyhow, Trev, thank you. 352 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I forgot. 353 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000 I would have blamed it on himself. 354 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 You know, he did it himself. 355 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Yeah. 356 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:55,000 So anyhow, Trev, my friend from back then, he sent me a message going, hey, I was listening to some old podcasts. 357 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 And he goes, you remember what happened to that family? 358 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I go, no, I don't. 359 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Yeah, they got in a bunch of shit. 360 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 I forgot all about that. 361 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 And they didn't have anything to do with it. 362 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,000 So anyhow, I guess they had to come up with a report from school, being in bit his nuts, whatever. 363 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 I don't know how ever they did that. 364 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000 So let's go to our first break real quick and then we're going to come back with some stories. 365 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 That sound good? 366 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Yeah. 367 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Oh, no. 368 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:26,000 So I did put together a small list of singers with other bands. 369 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Oh, cool. 370 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 You got the big ones. 371 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Yeah, OK. 372 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 I've got those too. 373 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 All right, cool. 374 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I got like seven of them. 375 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000 So I kept under Tulsa King's rules. 376 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 377 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 I think I kept under Tulsa King's rules too. 378 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Let me see here. 379 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Yeah. 380 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Well, let's go to break. 381 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 We'll get to it later. 382 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 OK. 383 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 All right. 384 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Have you ever wondered where something came about? 385 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is? 386 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Well, so have we. 387 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:59,000 That's why we give you The Origin of. 388 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 This is the story of Dr. Pepper. 389 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore in Wicom, Texas, the drink's unique flavor 390 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. 391 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper, a 392 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with. 393 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,000 You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula with 394 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,000 pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. 395 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper. 396 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Harambe used to listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and Enchig Radio Shack Realistic 397 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Tape Recorder. 398 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and Enchig Radio Shack Realistic 399 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Tape Recorder anymore. 400 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,000 You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show, Two Dip Shits and Enchig 401 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. 402 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Well, it's because Harambe is dead. 403 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking 404 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 on her phone. 405 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and Enchig Radio Shack 406 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Realistic Tape Recorder or any other show anymore. 407 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Sorry, Harambe. 408 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 409 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:22,000 The Scott Thayel, Aaron Moran comedy hour with special guest star Art Carney is coming up 410 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000 tonight for mandatory viewing. 411 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser. 412 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Would you grab me by the shoulder? 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Yesterday's technology today. It's not radio. It's podcast. 447 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Mark. 448 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000 And I'm around from the other side of the middle of America. 449 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Yeah, just two and a half hours to the south but still middle America. 450 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:36,000 America's Heartland. We like to be called that, don't we? 451 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 We are. 452 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Yeah, we are America's Heartland. That's right. 453 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,000 So next time you eat your fucking sandwich, thank us. That's what we do here. 454 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000 And make terrible podcasts, right? 455 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Yeah, some nights. It depends on what night it is. 456 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 It depends on the nights, you're right. 457 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 We're 50-50. 458 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Yeah, we're a toss up at best, yes. 459 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Oh, tomorrow night I think I'm going to be free for a podcast if you want to do another one tomorrow night. 460 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Okay, because I think we're going to do restaurant week in the afternoon because of how KC every year, 461 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 well you know this, you lived in KC, every year they do a KC restaurant week 462 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000 and Val and I are going to go try someplace we never tried before. 463 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:26,000 That way you don't have too much invested in it if you don't like it. You know, you got a good deal. 464 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:32,000 So we think we're going to do that in the afternoon as opposed to the evening because... 465 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Okay, well that worked because I got enough saved up. I could do another show tomorrow night. 466 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Okay, yeah, because I think I left you hanging. I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to or not. 467 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Well, I wasn't feeling good Sunday so that kind of blocked that. 468 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:53,000 No, I know. So I think I'll be able to do that. If it changes I'll text you in plenty of time. 469 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Let me know. 470 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Okay, well. All right, well I also have some emails. 471 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Do you want to go into the alternate universe one? Just kind of keep it kind of fun, fun filled right now? 472 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Yeah, let's do it. 473 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 All right. 474 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Yeah, let's get them out of the way. 475 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Okay, let's do that. All right, alternate universe lead singers are. 476 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000 I came up with this theory on everything about alternate. 477 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Okay, from alternate universes, the alternate universe theory. 478 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Sorry if you heard some clipping. The program shuts off on me every now and then for who knows why. 479 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:34,000 But anyhow, alternate universe like I had a great friend named Bob. 480 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000 All the other Bob's I knew were complete tool bag idiots. 481 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:43,000 But the one Bob, you know, he's kind of like a second father to me after my father passed away. He's a great guy. 482 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000 He was alternate universe Bob because all the other ones were complete idiots, but he was cooler than shit. 483 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Mikes, like you said, they can go, they go either way. All the mics that I worked for before. 484 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Yeah, mics go either way. 485 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Yeah, the mics that I worked for before were complete fucking cocksucked, dick suck fuckers. 486 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,000 But this guy is awesome. The one I work for now, he is the alternate universe mic. 487 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,000 All the other ones I work for are just fucking complete fucking idiot douchebag fucktards. 488 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,000 So anyhow, so this guy is the alternate universe mic. 489 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:20,000 So what we did here is we have alternate universe bands. 490 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:25,000 And what it is is it's an alternate universe singer. 491 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000 So in the alternate universe, these singers join these other bands. 492 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:35,000 So for instance, I'll give this one. Axl Rose is in Devo in my alternate universe. 493 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Okay. 494 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Yes. 495 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 So okay, so you see where we're going with this. 496 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Okay, I didn't quite go that deep this time. 497 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 But that's okay. That's okay. 498 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Go ahead and like you said, in respect to Tulsa King, which we have some emails, 499 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000 and he does have a question for us like he always does. 500 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Good. 501 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Ronnie from Tulsa asked for seven and seven only because he likes to be a hard ass on us. 502 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 So anyhow, Rob, go ahead. 503 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,000 No, it's not being a hard ass. It gets us thinking, man. 504 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,000 We could throw down ten. Hell, we've been known to go up to fifteen and twenty. 505 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Yeah. 506 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 It's narrowed down. I understand it. 507 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Okay, no, I do too. So all right, this is Rob's top seven. 508 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Alternate universe lead singer and a different band. 509 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000 I just threw some together. They're not my top. I just threw some together. 510 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Okay, these are just some thrown together, and we will do this periodically. 511 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Yeah. Okay, let's start off with Rick Okasek of The Cores going to Chicago. 512 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:55,000 I like that one a lot. I don't even know how to... 513 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I think they could have done... I don't know. 514 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Rick Okasek had different... I've heard him doing some other stuff before. He didn't do it much. 515 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000 He had different styles. It wasn't just with the cars. It was solo stuff. 516 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Yeah, he was a talented singer. He had that. 517 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:21,000 And that's what got me to thinking Rick Okasek could have fit in to Chicago. 518 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Yeah, he did that kind of talk weird kind of sound because it fit the cars. 519 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Not that he couldn't do anything else. 520 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Right. 521 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:35,000 So yeah, yeah. Okay, that's cool. I like that one. 522 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Okay, Elton John to REO Speedwagon. 523 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Huh. Okay. Kevin Cronin sounds completely different than Elton John. 524 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Actually, if they hadn't... 525 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000 That's what I'm saying. It'd been different. It would have been different. 526 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000 I would have liked to have heard that. You see, I focused on absurd. 527 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,000 You're focusing on stuff that could have worked maybe. So anyhow, go ahead. 528 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I have one that the timing wasn't exactly right. 529 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Okay. 530 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Well, let's go ahead with that one. 531 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Okay. 532 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Michael Jackson to The Three Tops. 533 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Uh, yeah. I would like to hear that. 534 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:30,000 He was the only one that Three Tops was big. But he was still young and singing. 535 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000 He sang great when he was young. So... 536 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Yeah, and adding the three...eh. 537 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Yeah. 538 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 That was just one I threw up. 539 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:47,000 That's interesting. If nothing else, Rob. 540 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Okay. Let's go Mike Reno of Loverboy. 541 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 No. 542 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000 To Duran Duran. 543 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Okay. Now that would be interesting because Duran Duran was kind of New Wave, would you say? 544 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 Yeah, it was Simon. 545 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would say that Loverboy was kind of like rock, pop rock. 546 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 They were album rock. 547 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Yeah, they were like, yeah. 548 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Yeah, yeah. So, okay. That would have been interesting too. 549 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Yeah, I, I, I, that's kind of what I thought. 550 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Cool. 551 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Okay. 552 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Scott Stapp of Creed to Nickelback. 553 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Wow. Okay. 554 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I could see him pulling that off. 555 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Stapp, Stapp, Stapp. Not Stapp, Stapp, yet. 556 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 What is it? 557 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,000 I got Scott Stapp. I said Stapp. 558 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Oh. He's called by boat. I don't know which is the correct one. 559 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 I think it's Stapp. 560 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Yeah, okay. 561 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I think it's Stapp, really. But, whatever. The guy from Creed. 562 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 To Nickelback. 563 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Yeah, to Nickelback. Because when Creed broke up, all the rest of the band except for Scott formed Alter Bridge with Miles Kennedy. 564 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,000 So, yeah, the guy, the singer in Creed, you can say that. So, Scott Stapp or whatever. 565 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Yeah. 566 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 So, okay. 567 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I could see that that could work. 568 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:39,000 I think that would work well because he has that kind of a voice that could fit that style of music easily. 569 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Yeah, yeah. 570 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000 I call it the post-grunge. The post-grunge voice. 571 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Right. 572 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Yeah, where it wasn't like over singing or under singing. It was kind of like a statement singing, maybe, if you will. 573 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 So, anyhow. 574 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Okay. And my next one? Ozzy to Rainbow. 575 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Okay, that's interesting. Because actually, Richie Blackmore was a fan of Ozzy's even though he was such a perfectionist. 576 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Matter of fact, in an interview they did with Richie Blackmore, he said the preferred voice in America is Ozzy. 577 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Don't you find that interesting? 578 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 It was. 579 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Yeah, yeah, it was. And probably still is to a degree with rockers, at least. 580 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:38,000 So, I was really surprised because Blackmore was such a perfectionist. 581 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000 I thought he would be like Ronnie James D, don't think Ozzy was a clown, didn't have any talent or whatever. 582 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:51,000 No, he was friends with Ozzy and he really kind of, he had a respect for Ozzy. 583 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 He didn't think he was a clown or a boob or nothing. 584 00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:00,000 And he stated before, and I didn't know this until I started reading into it, I started reading some articles that he'd done a while back. 585 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Richie Blackmore, he said, no, he said the preferred voice in America is Ozzy and that's all there is to it. 586 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,000 And he was right. So, anyhow, that might have worked. 587 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,000 That might have worked. I mean, I don't know about Ozzy singing Kill the King or Gates of Babylon. 588 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:26,000 The only thing I could, he would be a hiccup was Ozzy's drinking and drugs. That would be the only hiccup. 589 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Yeah, that would not fly with Richie Blackmore, no. He was too much of a... 590 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Right, right. 591 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:39,000 I mean, that happened with Graham Bonnet and stuff like that. So, you know, he didn't have a toleration for that. 592 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 When he was younger, he did a lot of that. 593 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000 But imagine Rainbow with Ozzy, that would have been awesome. 594 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I would love to, but you know, the one I wanted to hear was Van Halen wanted Ozzy to be their lead singer. 595 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,000 And Ozzy and Sherri popped it out. They decided not to. 596 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:03,000 That would have been aw... I mean, you want to top David Lee Roth, you're not going to top him by glamming him. 597 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000 So you can out shock him and that would be Ozzy. 598 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Right. 599 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 So, wow. 600 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Okay, and for my final one. 601 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Okay. 602 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000 How about Peter, Paul and Stevie? 603 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Stevie Wonder? 604 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Stevie Nicks. 605 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Oh, okay. 606 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Peter, Paul and Mary. 607 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Actually, I could see... 608 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Peter, Paul and Stevie. 609 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000 I could see that one. I think that one would work well. 610 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000 She had that kind of a tin can kind of voice, I would say. 611 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Right. 612 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Kind of monotone. Yeah, I could see that. Okay. 613 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I think it would add another element to Peter, Paul and Mary's music, definitely. 614 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Oh, yeah, it would. It's Peter and Paul were a bit higher. 615 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Yeah, yeah, a little bit. 616 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 All right. Well, mine are absurd. 617 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Okay, so I want everyone to know these. 618 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I imagine that. 619 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 And I have more than seven, I'm sorry. 620 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 So, Tulsa King, I'm sorry. 621 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Ronnie and Tulsa, I apologize, but I have a few of them. 622 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 He's used to it. He knows he will phase the rules. 623 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Yeah, he knows it. I'm a rule breaker. 624 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000 So, and that's how come he's a bigger fan of you than me. 625 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 I can tell you that right now. 626 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000 He fucking worships you. He's probably like, I got to deal with Mark. 627 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 I get to hear Rob, but I got to deal with Mark. So, whatever. 628 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:34,000 So, anyhow. All right. Glenn Danzig in the Beach Boys. 629 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, you did go absurd. 630 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Dirty Blast Summer. 631 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:47,000 And you can hear them fucking do, do, do, do surf music. 632 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Yeah, that would be a beautiful disaster, wouldn't it? 633 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 It would be fun to watch. 634 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Oh, this one I love. 635 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Remember Thomas Dolby? 636 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Going to walk through electric. 637 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000 You just crossed my mind on this one. 638 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000 He really only had like one hit and that was Electric Avenue. 639 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000 I remember they used to play that on the Montgomery Ward's Electric Avenue commercial. 640 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Remember Montgomery Ward's had their new electronic section called Electric Avenue? 641 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 They used his music. 642 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000 And well, they're out of business now. So, well, there you go. 643 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:33,000 All right. The next one. Wayne Newton in Rush. 644 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Oh, my God. 645 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000 I know, dude. I know. 646 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000 You want to talk about some slow music. 647 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,000 That would be some messed up shit right there. 648 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:55,000 That would be people scratching their head going, why? 649 00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000 So, anyhow, hang on. I got to move your. I hope this works well. 650 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000 I'm going to turn you up a little bit. I had to move. 651 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 You know what? Hang on. Hang on. OK. 652 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,000 The Bluetooth. I'm going to move back down because I think it's got enough juice for the rest of the podcast. 653 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000 So hang on. Sorry about that. 654 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 OK. Let's see. Where was I? 655 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Tony Bennett in Megadeth. 656 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Wow. You are reaching. You're reaching. 657 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I know. I know. 658 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000 This is stuff like what? What the fuck? 659 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 This is stuff that just make you go, no way. 660 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Come on. Why do you think of that? I don't know. 661 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:43,000 The next one. Brian Johnson, of course, of ACDC in Steely Dan. 662 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Oh, shit. That would not work. 663 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000 They would hate each other. They'd probably get in a fistfight. 664 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 They'd be like, get, get, get, get that stuff out of here. 665 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Whatever the hell it is, get it out of here. 666 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 We're trying to we're trying to do music for God's sakes. 667 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000 What's your name? Brian? Phil? Jimmy? 668 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:10,000 What? So I think Steely Dan was a little bit maybe stuffy and pompous, too. 669 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:17,000 So that would add to it. That would make it more fun because Brian Johnson be in there drinking fucking Natty like, hey, come on, boys. 670 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Come on, let's do some music, you know, in a Scottish accent or whatever. 671 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Hey, where's the sheep? 672 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Sheep? What's he talking about? 673 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Oh, this next one's good. 674 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Well, you know, the Eagles had Vince Gill, right? 675 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000 And then he went solo. Vince Gill, the country act. Right. 676 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Yeah. Well, how about Vince Neil in the Eagles? 677 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,000 I mean, they could say Vince Neil and everyone would think it's Vince Gill. 678 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,000 And they'd be like, oh, oh, yeah, Vince Gill's back with the Eagles. 679 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Then they get there. 680 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000 The only problem is Vince Neil didn't play an instrument. 681 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:07,000 No, no, no. He'd be on the tambourine. 682 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Big fat lump of shit fucking playing on a tambourine. 683 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000 He'd be perfect for it. He'd be perfect for it. 684 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:21,000 And all the rest of the Eagles are looking at him going, who the fuck invited him? 685 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,000 The next one. You know Cher, right? Sonny and Cher. 686 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Do you believe in love, Cher, all that stuff? 687 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,000 OK. Cher, half-breed, let's see, anyhow. 688 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Cher, how about her in The Cure? 689 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:45,000 I don't know if I had somebody in The Cure today, but I didn't. 690 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000 They were something, weren't they? Robert Smith in The Cure. 691 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah, that would be different. 692 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000 That would be a fistfight, too. 693 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Next one. Dave Mustaine. 694 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000 There's been a lot of people getting sued over that. 695 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Oh, gosh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 696 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,000 How about Dave Mustaine? You know, Meganeth, you know. 697 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Oh, my God. 698 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000 How about if we put him in ELO, Electric Light Orchestra? 699 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 Oh, my God. 700 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Look, Dave is a good musician. He's a really good musician, a good songwriter. 701 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:33,000 But I could just see Jeff Len going, what the? Who's this guy? What band's he from? 702 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Who brought him here? I can see that right now. 703 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:44,000 I did see a video of him. Actually, it was this morning I watched it. 704 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Who, ELO or Dave Mustaine? 705 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:54,000 It was Dave Mustaine. He was at like a kids basketball game or something. 706 00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:00,000 He was at a school. It was a bunch of kids, dog. 707 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:07,000 And he was sitting up in the stands, but he had paint on his face. 708 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:14,000 And it was titled, Dave Mustaine Hands Out Picks. 709 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 At a school? 710 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:27,000 He was sitting in a seat in an auditorium, handing out picks to kids and his parents. 711 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000 He was sitting in front of him. 712 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I don't think anybody realized it was Dave Mustaine. 713 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 He got off and walked off. 714 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 He had throw paint on his face. 715 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000 He had like white paint on his face. 716 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Yeah, it was a cool video. 717 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000 He really doesn't look the same after his cancer. He looks quite a bit older. 718 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Yeah. 719 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 But yeah, okay, wow. 720 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,000 I can see Dave Mustaine in yellow. Evil woman. 721 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Yeah, awesome. 722 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Evil woman. 723 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Anyhow, alright. 724 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000 Chubby Checker in Red Hot Chili Peppers. 725 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Oh my God. 726 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Give it away, give it away, give it away now. 727 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 No, I don't know. I can't do it. 728 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Alright, how about? 729 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Oh no, no, no. It would be a battle of the dancing guitars between him and Fleet. 730 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fleet would be doing that funky bass. 731 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Chubby Checker doing it. 732 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Chubby Checker is doing his foot thing. 733 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000 He's dancing. 734 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Oh yeah, that'd be wild. 735 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Oh yeah, he'd do the foot scoot. 736 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,000 And then depending on what era it is, it could be... 737 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Shit, I forgot. The two guitarists now. 738 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 One from Jane's Addiction and then the other guy. Oh fuck it, you know. 739 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Yeah. 740 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Anyhow. 741 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Alright, how about Frank Zappa? 742 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000 How about if you put him in Motley Crue? 743 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Probably not. 744 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000 I almost did that one. 745 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Did you really? 746 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Seriously, I almost did that one. I thought of that one today, yeah. 747 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000 He would make Motley Crue much more interesting. I can tell you that. 748 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Yes, it would. Yes, it would. 749 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Yeah. I actually, I kind of like that. I think that that would be... 750 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 I would love to see him getting all over Nicky Sixx going, 751 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Can't you play a little bit better? 752 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000 What the hell? 753 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Going to Tom Millean going, What the fuck's your problem? 754 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Calm the fuck down, guys. 755 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Gosh, dude. Are you always an idiot? What the fuck? 756 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Yeah, he is. 757 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Yeah, he is always an idiot in case... 758 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Just saying. Just saying. 759 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Just to be truth in lending, yes, he's always an idiot. 760 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Allegedly. Allegedly. 761 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Yes. Everything here is allegedly. You hear the disclaimer at the first. 762 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 We have no journalistic integrity. 763 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000 Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong, and we will lie if it makes the story better. 764 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000 We tell you this right off. We're not to be believed at any time. 765 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 So, there you go. 766 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:10,000 Anyhow, finally, Robert Plant in the Beastie Boys. 767 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Hell yeah. 768 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Yeah. 769 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Hell yeah. 770 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000 I'd go out and buy one of their shitty albums if Robert Plant was in it. 771 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000 I would too. 772 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Hell yeah. 773 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000 You're like, fuck yeah. How about it? Go at it, Rob. 774 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:27,000 Do those high screams while they're doing these fucking little simple note chords. 775 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Hey. 776 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,000 1-2-3. 1-2-3. 1-2-3. 777 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,000 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-3. 1-2-3. 778 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000 You'd probably get pretty bored. 779 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,760 Well anyhow, Robert Plant could play better guitar than any of those guys anyhow. 780 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,480 I mean Robert Plant's really a good guitarist. 781 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,720 There's just no room for him. 782 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,120 There's no room for him in Led Zeppelin. 783 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,800 Jimmy Page, you know, you didn't, you needed no more. 784 00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,400 And then Robert Plant was such a prolific lead singer anyhow with the standout and he 785 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,440 had the famous bat wings, the white pants, you know. 786 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:12,320 So he had the old bat wings going on, trying to figure out, yeah, split up the nutsack 787 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,320 some way. 788 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,440 It kind of looked like a couple of puppy ears, right? 789 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,440 Mm-hmm. 790 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,560 Yeah, those tight white pants looked like a couple of puppy ears because that fucking 791 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,680 inseam went right up his ball sack. 792 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,680 Crazy. 793 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,680 Yeah, they did. 794 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,680 Yep, yep. 795 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,680 Not very nice. 796 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:28,680 Not very nice. 797 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,600 Anyhow, I don't know how he walked around. 798 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600 I'm sure he was chafed. 799 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,600 Don't you think? 800 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,600 Oh, I'm sure he was chafed. 801 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,600 Oh, I'm sure. 802 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,880 Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. 803 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,680 All right, okay, that puts the end in that madness. 804 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,680 So anyhow, Rob, you got something? 805 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,320 Yeah, I do. 806 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,960 All righty, Rob, please straighten this bubble of shit around. 807 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:54,120 Well, since we're talking music, I'm going to stay on music. 808 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,120 Sounds good. 809 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,120 And we've been lacking music groups. 810 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:06,560 Some of the most iconic guitars in rock history are going on display in London. 811 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,640 That's where they go under the hammer at auction. 812 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640 Okay. 813 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:23,440 Auctioneer Christie held a preview on Tuesday, which was today, for the collection of the 814 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,440 late Jeff Beck. 815 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,440 Ooh. 816 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:34,880 Who died in January 2023 at age 78. 817 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:43,000 Starting Wednesday, which is tomorrow, the public can view 90 guitars and dozens of other 818 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:53,840 items that belong to Beck, who Christie calls the ultimate guitar hero. 819 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,840 Okay. 820 00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:02,800 And they are to be sold on January 22nd. 821 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,800 That would be really cool. 822 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:16,840 One of the, one of a group of 1960s guitar heroes that included Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, 823 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:26,080 Jimmy Hendrix, Beck was twice inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with his 1960s 824 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080 band, Yellowbirds. 825 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:41,200 And as a solo artist, renowned for his unique sound and improvisational still, he played 826 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:49,800 over the years with everyone from Rod Stewart to David Bowie, Stevie Wonder, to the Internet 827 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,680 and Johnny Depp. 828 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:57,800 You see, I thought he might've been enlisted with Rod Stewart also because he was normally 829 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,640 the guitarist of Rod Stewart. 830 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,360 I mean, as a matter of fact, he's the one that found Rod Stewart and put him in the 831 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,480 faces. 832 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,680 He actually found him and was like, hey, we need this guy in our band. 833 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,280 Rod Stewart actually started out as Jeff Beck. 834 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:16,160 He didn't start out as Rod Stewart, but then he got so big to where it was Rod Stewart. 835 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:21,680 And then Jeff Beck was doing most of his music, which was interesting the way that panned 836 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,960 out, but he actually could have been inducted there too. 837 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:30,080 But I think Rod Stewart was inducted, but by himself, was it maybe? 838 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,160 Yeah, I think it was. 839 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,160 Yeah. 840 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:39,240 Because most of Rod Stewart's songs that were anything except for Hot Legs were Jeff Beck. 841 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:42,160 Hot Legs was John Peake, I believe. 842 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,520 I'll have to look it up. 843 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,520 Anyhow, go ahead, Rob. 844 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,520 I'm sorry. 845 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,520 Okay. 846 00:52:47,520 --> 00:53:01,000 Valued at more than $1.2 million, the collection includes an ox blood, 1984 Dixon Les Paul 847 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:07,800 that Beck bought in Memphis in 1972 and played for the rest of the decade. 848 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:18,720 It's all which is featured on the cover of Beck's premium winning 1975 Jazz Fusion album, 849 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,720 Blow by Blow. 850 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,720 Oh yeah, yeah. 851 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:35,720 Is expected to sell for between $425,000 to $610,000 by itself. 852 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:37,160 That would be cool to have. 853 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,280 It's Billy Peake. 854 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,800 I think I said John Peake. 855 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,040 Billy Peake was in Hot Legs. 856 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,760 And he plays a mean guitar too. 857 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,760 But anyhow, go ahead. 858 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,760 Yeah, yeah he does. 859 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,760 How well is it on that? 860 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,280 Oh, okay. 861 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,280 Very cool, man. 862 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,280 Yeah, that would, man, if he had the money, wouldn't that be cool? 863 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,280 Oh my God. 864 00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,320 Yeah, there's, and they have all kinds of different memorabilia. 865 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,720 I gotta ask you, I gotta ask this, Rob. 866 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:04,720 Okay. 867 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:07,240 You've been playing like metal and hard rock, right? 868 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:11,960 Did you not really understand Jeff Beck until later on in life? 869 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,960 I didn't. 870 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,960 No, honestly it was later in life I started understanding him. 871 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,560 Yeah, I was like, man, this guy's really good. 872 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,240 But he's not the same. 873 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:24,520 He's completely different, but he is out of this world. 874 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:29,640 And yeah, I had to understand music a lot more than I used to to understand how good 875 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,740 that guy actually was. 876 00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:36,760 And it's too bad because he might still be alive, but viral meningitis set in and got 877 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760 him. 878 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760 So that's too bad. 879 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,760 Yeah. 880 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,760 So anyhow. 881 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:44,760 Two dish bags of microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. 882 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,760 We offer you first world problems. 883 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:55,760 My 76 inch smart HDMI, triphonic, stereo TV. 884 00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:02,000 My remote won't work unless I'm right in front of it. 885 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000 I can't believe it. 886 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,760 This is bullshit. 887 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:11,480 Continuing our quest here at two douche bags and microphone to be constantly funny. 888 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:16,480 Once again, we offer you strange insults from an alien. 889 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:22,680 When you're out there from your computer, when your head goes so attached. 890 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:30,360 These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic needle. 891 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:35,360 They used to call it jump-o-leave until your mama got on it. 892 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,240 Hey there fuckstick. 893 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:41,480 You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 894 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:49,720 A pet turtle named Sashi is thought to be the oldest one in captivity at 120 years old. 895 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:54,720 Have you ever wondered where something came from? 896 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:59,720 Have you ever looked at something and said, hey I wonder what the origin of that is? 897 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,720 Well so have we. 898 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:05,240 That's why we give you The Origin of. 899 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,440 The origin of smoke detectors. 900 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:12,280 Different versions of smoke and heat detectors have been around since the late 1800s. 901 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:18,680 But a key step in the inventions evolution came from a Swiss physicist named Walter Jaeger. 902 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:23,120 The story goes that Jaeger was trying to create a device that would detect poisonous gas. 903 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,240 It didn't work. 904 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,400 One day he lit up a cigarette in Viola. 905 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:31,360 His failed poison detector became itself an effective smoke detector. 906 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,360 So there you go. 907 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:36,600 Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember 908 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,600 to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. 909 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,600 It really hurts. 910 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,600 Who can afford plastic surgery? 911 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,600 Stay safe everyone. 912 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:52,400 Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bevo 913 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,840 is listening to this film. 914 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:56,840 Hey there fuckstick. 915 00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:01,760 You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 916 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:07,640 There's a small island in the South Pacific where people actually talk with eye movements. 917 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:12,360 And now for the brand new feature. 918 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,480 Strange Pencils from an Alien. 919 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:30,800 May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. 920 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,800 I'm Mark. 921 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,400 And I'm still in the ice and spiral on well. 922 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,400 Same here. 923 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,400 Yep. 924 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,640 The frozen tundra known as the heartland of America. 925 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,960 And anyhow hopefully soon to maybe be on TikTok. 926 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,760 Taking out some logistics and we'll have to get you a camera. 927 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:53,560 Do you have anything opposed to being on camera Rob? 928 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,560 No. 929 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,560 No. 930 00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:04,840 No as in no on the camera or no as you're not opposed to being? 931 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,880 No I'm not opposed. 932 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,400 Alright we'll figure it out later. 933 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,680 That's a little bit down the road but I mean really if we want to take this ball of shit 934 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:18,960 a little bit further we're probably going to have to do something like TikTok or YouTube. 935 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,200 TikTok is the main thing and that's the one that like really gets you a lot of notice. 936 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,480 YouTube is good too but TikTok is probably the biggest. 937 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,120 There's other ways too. 938 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:34,000 I'm researching all of this stuff and that's what I've been doing. 939 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,480 I've been putting out some solo cast but I've been doing some other stuff. 940 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,320 I did a lot more of the skits. 941 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:45,680 I have some new ones and stuff but I was also analyzing different ways we can get the show 942 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:46,680 out. 943 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,920 And there's Facebook. 944 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:52,680 You can do one on Facebook but I hear that might be highly censored. 945 00:58:52,680 --> 00:59:00,320 YouTube is not censored but there's a lot of weird copyright rules that you got to know. 946 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,080 TikTok is basically the Wild West right now. 947 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:09,080 It will eventually get to where it's you know there's some type of rules or regulations. 948 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,680 There is but not much. 949 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,960 I guess I need to join TikTok then. 950 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:19,360 I think we're both going to have to but we will figure that in the coming months. 951 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:24,560 And also on TikTok our sponsor could do that even better of what he wants to do when we 952 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,720 get around to that. 953 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,760 And I told you what's going on with that and it's going to be a little bit of a work in 954 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,240 progress but I spoke with him about that. 955 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,520 I said how about something like TikTok and he goes you know he goes with the investors 956 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,520 and all that. 957 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,440 I might be able to swing that a little bit easier. 958 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,280 And don't get me wrong it's not going to like not happen. 959 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,160 It's just it's a threshold thing. 960 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:54,080 They have to hit so much and that will happen but anyhow we'll forget all that. 961 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,080 We have some emails. 962 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:58,080 You want to hear them? 963 00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,080 Yeah. 964 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,080 Okay. 965 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,080 All right. 966 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,040 Hey aren't season of podcast episodes supposed to be uniform? 967 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,640 Your show is all over the damn place. 968 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:11,320 What are you saying Raggedy Andy? 969 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,320 Is he meaning? 970 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,640 Okay your name is Raggedy Andy. 971 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,640 Come on. 972 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,560 Yeah I know. 973 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,800 Is that the Andy we know I wonder? 974 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,280 That would be something he could maybe go by Raggedy Andy. 975 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,280 No. 976 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,280 I doubt it. 977 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,280 I doubt it. 978 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:30,280 He would have said. 979 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,280 I doubt it. 980 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,280 No. 981 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,280 No. 982 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,280 No. 983 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,280 It's not that Andy. 984 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,280 No. 985 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,280 It's not that Andy. 986 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,040 Yeah he would have said who he was. 987 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:49,760 I think this guy is talking about how I will like one season have like 72 episodes and 988 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:56,640 another season have 35 and another season have you know 30 right? 989 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,040 I don't even see the seasons anymore. 990 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,040 I just listen. 991 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:04,920 What I do is here's actually how it works with me. 992 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:10,880 I get to where I forget what number we're on and I just start a new season. 993 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:11,880 That's how it works. 994 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:12,880 Okay I started in season 3. 995 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:13,880 What are we up to? 996 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:14,880 Season 28 or what? 997 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,880 I don't know. 998 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:26,200 I think I just recently went to season 9. 999 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,280 That's really how it works Andy is that right there. 1000 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,960 I forget where we're at and I'm like I'm just going to start another season and this 1001 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,920 will be number one. 1002 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,240 Now I know I'm on number 3. 1003 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:43,640 I will know this for about 12 or 13 and then I'll get tired of looking back and just start 1004 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:44,640 another season. 1005 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:45,640 No we're past 3. 1006 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,640 I started like season 3. 1007 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:54,920 Oh no I'm talking about the episodes on 9. 1008 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920 Oh okay. 1009 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,920 Hell I don't know. 1010 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,920 You know what I think it's 3. 1011 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:00,920 I don't know. 1012 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:08,560 What happens is when I take and I convert the podcast over it takes like 15 minutes 1013 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:12,160 and then it tells me I repeated the episode and it won't go. 1014 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:17,600 Then I got to go back and look at the episode and then I got to go back and I got to resubmit 1015 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:22,040 the show and then it takes another 20 minutes. 1016 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,040 It's a pain in the ass. 1017 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,680 So if I don't know and I don't have time to do anything go back and look. 1018 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,320 I'm just like okay new season. 1019 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:32,280 It's going to be season 9 and it's going to be episode 1, season 30, whatever. 1020 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:38,800 So alright Rob do you like living in the Lake Region? 1021 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,400 I'm thinking about moving that way. 1022 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,000 Dallas and St. Charles County. 1023 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:50,800 Oh dude I love it. 1024 01:02:50,800 --> 01:03:00,880 If you like laid back living there's not the city hustle and bustle here. 1025 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,880 I love it. 1026 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,120 Well if he lives in the St. Louis area then yeah I would say he would probably really 1027 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,120 enjoy it. 1028 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:16,520 Now where you're going to have a problem is wages and rent and all that stuff. 1029 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:21,280 Yeah it's not bad. 1030 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,120 It's a nice area to live in. 1031 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,120 I love that area. 1032 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:28,880 If I could get away living there I would but I mean I just you know. 1033 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:33,560 I want to go fishing or I got to go any direction. 1034 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,560 I can go fishing. 1035 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,960 Man that sounds perfect to me. 1036 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,840 Okay well there you go Dallas. 1037 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:48,680 I'll be happy to welcome you to Lake. 1038 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:53,800 Okay hey Dallas email us back or I'll give you Rob's email or something. 1039 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800 Is that cool Rob? 1040 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:55,800 Yeah that's fine. 1041 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,800 Actually I've thrown it down on the air before. 1042 01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,800 Oh okay good. 1043 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:00,800 Go ahead if you want. 1044 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,800 Go ahead and give it to him. 1045 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,800 Okay. 1046 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,800 Go ahead and give it to him. 1047 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,800 Sawman. 1048 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:13,800 Sawman. 1049 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:19,400 There you go. 1050 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,400 Dallas sent him an email. 1051 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,840 He'll clean in on all the Iggy down there. 1052 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:23,840 So there you go. 1053 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:31,080 Well now there's a guy I look for Dallas looking up on Facebook. 1054 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,720 There you go Dallas. 1055 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:33,720 Rob Radford. 1056 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:34,720 Rob Radford. 1057 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,720 Robert Radford. 1058 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,720 Oh Robert. 1059 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:42,320 And in parentheses it says duck. 1060 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,600 There you go. 1061 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,600 Send him a message. 1062 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,800 That's good of you Rob. 1063 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,800 Thank you for doing that for Dallas. 1064 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,800 Yeah. 1065 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:58,920 Yeah I mean we down here we take care of each other. 1066 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,040 We try to take care of each other usually. 1067 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,400 That's another thing I like about down there too is I mean it's just people just living 1068 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:08,080 and not really trying to get by on you or nothing. 1069 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,880 It's just you know more laid back like you said. 1070 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,200 It's a very laid back atmosphere. 1071 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,760 I love it down there. 1072 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:14,760 So alright. 1073 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:15,760 Well that the party's on. 1074 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:16,760 The party is on though. 1075 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:17,760 You're out. 1076 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:18,760 Yep. 1077 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:23,960 You got to get used to it. 1078 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:30,680 That is a party area and especially if you go towards Bagnell Dam and Sunrise Beach. 1079 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:31,680 Oh yeah. 1080 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,680 Yeah. 1081 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,280 Bagnell Dam is the yeah that's the party spot. 1082 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,560 Yeah but ma'am we have a lot of... 1083 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:45,760 We have a couple of good well you've been to the Encore. 1084 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,920 The Encore is excellent. 1085 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,720 I spoke about that on the podcast. 1086 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,400 It is a fantastic place. 1087 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,720 They have a bar with their own amphitheater. 1088 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:58,840 Yeah which is an underwater amphitheater. 1089 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,160 You sit in the pool and watch the band. 1090 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,680 And there's an underwater bar there. 1091 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:04,680 It's fucking fantastic. 1092 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,800 And they have real life. 1093 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:11,480 They have grown up palm trees all over that whole area. 1094 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,680 I have pictures of it on Facebook and Insta. 1095 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:15,680 It's a really cool place. 1096 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,620 It's called the Encore and it's the only authorized Chiefs bar. 1097 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:23,560 The only authorized Kansas City Chiefs bar in all of the Lake area. 1098 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,560 Very cool. 1099 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,560 The owner's really cool. 1100 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,400 I told you about how he sat there with a megaphone and pissed off the Atlanta Falcon fans because 1101 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,120 we were playing Atlanta when Val and I ended up there. 1102 01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,160 It is a complete fluke. 1103 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:38,360 We went to look for her old lake house when she was a child. 1104 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:43,120 We found it but it took us a lot longer because they renamed the rows and put condos in front 1105 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,120 of them and shit. 1106 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:50,760 It was night and the concert that was canceled in Sedalia. 1107 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,160 We were like you know what we're going to have to stay around here somewhere. 1108 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,760 We just ran into the Encore. 1109 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:59,160 The games get ready to come on here in about 10 minutes. 1110 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:06,280 We went to the Encore bar there which is a huge sports bar with glass windows and glass 1111 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,280 everything. 1112 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,400 You can see out there's a thunderstorm in the distance. 1113 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,680 It's beautiful. 1114 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:15,320 The owner of the bar who has pictures of him with the Beatles and all different kinds of 1115 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,320 stuff. 1116 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,320 Cool guy. 1117 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:21,600 He had a megaphone and he was pissing off the Atlanta Falcon fans that was in town by 1118 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:26,400 every time the Chiefs would do something he'd go, Kansas City scores. 1119 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,400 It was funny. 1120 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,400 It's a cool place. 1121 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,440 This is a Kansas City lake. 1122 01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,440 It is. 1123 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:34,440 It's not a St. Louis lake so much. 1124 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,440 It's a Kansas City lake. 1125 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,440 People from Kansas City go there. 1126 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,440 St. Louis is the only other football team. 1127 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,440 That's true. 1128 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:39,440 Also, there's a lot of... 1129 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,440 Now baseball, oh yeah, there's big Cardinals around here. 1130 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:53,440 Yeah, they love the Cardinals. 1131 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,720 The Royals were the ones that went to the playoffs last year and won a series. 1132 01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:00,440 The Cardinals haven't done that in a while, but I won't say... 1133 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,800 Yeah, but you don't hear about them down here much. 1134 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,800 No, no. 1135 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:05,800 You hear about the Cardinals. 1136 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:11,880 The Cardinals have been around forever and it was WLS, I believe, was the station that 1137 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,160 carried them for years. 1138 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:19,760 They may still, I don't know, but WLS carried them and it went all over Mid-America and that's 1139 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:25,600 how all of them became Cardinal fans is that booming station at night, WLS out of Chicago. 1140 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,320 They carried the Cubs and they also carried the Cardinals. 1141 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,320 Yep. 1142 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,320 All right. 1143 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,320 Next one. 1144 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:38,400 Why do you say the dumbest shit on the show's description? 1145 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,800 I and I'm sure others would like to know the content before deciding to invest an hour 1146 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,800 on the podcast. 1147 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:45,800 Jellyfish. 1148 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,800 Guy's name's Jellyfish. 1149 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,800 Jellyfish. 1150 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:49,800 Ooh. 1151 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:55,840 Your name's Jellyfish and you're questioning the name of my description? 1152 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:56,840 I don't know if that's valid. 1153 01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:57,840 What do you think? 1154 01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:02,840 Well, you've covered that before on the podcast. 1155 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,840 If they go back and listen, they'll know why. 1156 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,680 It's just to grab their attention. 1157 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,680 And it does too. 1158 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,440 I've had a lot of complaints, so it actually grabbed the attention. 1159 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,440 So yeah. 1160 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:18,360 Yeah, but your dumb asses sit there and listen to the whole show. 1161 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,360 That's true. 1162 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,680 It's like the guy that listened to us for 40 minutes and motherfucked us. 1163 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,920 It's like, you listen to us for 40 minutes and you hate us? 1164 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,920 Yeah. 1165 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:31,920 Yeah, and then they want to smack you in the head with a microphone. 1166 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:32,920 Yeah, yeah. 1167 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,920 Okay, let's not go. 1168 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,920 Let's not get on that. 1169 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:35,920 Yeah, who cares? 1170 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,920 Yeah, let's not go. 1171 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:41,920 Yeah, that idiot from Oak Grove or Green Valley or whatever, man. 1172 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:42,920 Yeah, it is. 1173 01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:43,920 Yeah, Oak Grove, yeah. 1174 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,920 He's too busy gargling nutsack right now to answer, so that's okay. 1175 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,920 Anyway, let's move on. 1176 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:48,920 All right. 1177 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:55,840 Mark and Rob, if you could only have one drink, non-alcoholic, forever besides water, what 1178 01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:56,840 would it be? 1179 01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:01,560 Ronnie and Tulsa, aka Tulsa King. 1180 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,240 Sweet tea. 1181 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:08,040 Mexican Coca-Cola in the bottle, ice cold. 1182 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:11,760 All right, there you go, Ron. 1183 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:12,760 There you go. 1184 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,440 There you go, Tulsa King. 1185 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,440 Thank you, Tulsa King. 1186 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:16,440 You're awesome. 1187 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:23,640 Oh, and send me those other two emails that got destroyed in the great email fire or whatever 1188 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,640 happened. 1189 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:30,080 So yeah, I lost a bunch of emails and there's two of yours that I skimmed really quick and 1190 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:34,800 I can't remember what the hell they were, so please resend them. 1191 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:35,800 Thank you, Ronnie. 1192 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,080 All right, and finally, Mark is a chiefs homer. 1193 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,080 What a pussy. 1194 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,080 Okay. 1195 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,080 All right. 1196 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,080 All right. 1197 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:48,080 Whatever. 1198 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,080 Who cares? 1199 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,080 Mark is? 1200 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:51,080 Mark is? 1201 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,080 Yep, yep, yep. 1202 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:55,080 No, I was born at St. Luke's Hospital in Kansas City. 1203 01:10:55,080 --> 01:11:00,080 Mark was not even born near Missouri. 1204 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:04,120 No, I was born in Missouri. 1205 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,680 I was born in Kansas City, dude. 1206 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,680 Oh, were you? 1207 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,680 Yeah, yeah. 1208 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,680 Were you? 1209 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,680 Yeah, no, I wasn't born in Greece. 1210 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,680 Everybody thinks that. 1211 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,680 No, I moved there with a family. 1212 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,680 Okay. 1213 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:21,680 But still, I've been around all around Missouri all my life. 1214 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:22,680 Yeah, no. 1215 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,680 No, I just, I think it's funny. 1216 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,680 I mean, the guy doesn't leave his name or nothing and he just calls me, he says I'm 1217 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:27,680 a chiefs homer, calls me what a pussy. 1218 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:28,680 I remember watching them back in the 70s. 1219 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,680 Come on. 1220 01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,680 Yeah. 1221 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,680 Yeah, what the? 1222 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,680 The years, okay, I was born and that year they won their first Super Bowl. 1223 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:45,680 There you go. 1224 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:50,680 I was born in 66. 1225 01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,680 I was a few years, no, they were still a great team then. 1226 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,680 66 is when they actually came to Kansas City at the old municipal stadium. 1227 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,680 So, you see, you got the first Super Bowl under your hat and I have when they moved 1228 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:02,680 to the city under mine. 1229 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:03,680 So, there you go. 1230 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,680 All right. 1231 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,680 Yep. 1232 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,680 So, yeah, I know, I know everyone's surprised I'm not 27. 1233 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,680 I'm sorry. 1234 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,680 I'm a little bit older than that. 1235 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,680 Yeah. 1236 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,680 So, all right. 1237 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:22,680 Should I go into the ball-biter or you got something you want to go into before we do 1238 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:23,680 that? 1239 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:29,680 No, I have one about that was special here. 1240 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:30,680 Oh, go ahead. 1241 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,680 We got to hear about the King. 1242 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:40,680 Fans of Elvis Presley, okay, this is a light one. 1243 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,680 Okay. 1244 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:47,680 This is a story I pulled up two days ago and now it's too late. 1245 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:53,680 But yeah, fans of Elvis Presley could get their hands on a personal piece of the King's 1246 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:54,680 package. 1247 01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:55,680 Huh? 1248 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:56,680 Literally. 1249 01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:00,680 Okay. 1250 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:12,680 Right now online, Doc Tom can reveal the Rock Legends used Jock Strap is now up for auction 1251 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:19,680 in Great Britain just a day after what would have been his 90th birthday. 1252 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:28,680 All Frasier Correctables is currently offering a bedazzled beauty as part of a larger rock 1253 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:29,680 and roll auction. 1254 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:30,680 Huh. 1255 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,680 It's as low as $42,000. 1256 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:38,680 But experts expect that number to grow. 1257 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,680 I want to find out what this thing brought. 1258 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:42,680 I do too. 1259 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:49,680 According to Farrar, as one of the originators of rock and roll, Frasley created a music 1260 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:56,680 style that changed the world and inspired generations of artists from the Beatles to 1261 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:59,680 the present day. 1262 01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:00,680 Wow. 1263 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,680 Okay. 1264 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,680 On the Jock Strap. 1265 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:08,680 This is a description of the Jock Strap itself. 1266 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,680 Yeah, I want to hear this. 1267 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:20,680 The shiny limestone Jock Strap bears Frasley's initials spelled out in blue beads on the 1268 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,680 waistband. 1269 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:27,680 The cup itself is littered with dozens of bright, clear gems. 1270 01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:35,680 The underwear was once housed in the Elvis Frasley Museum collection in Memphis. 1271 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:39,680 It reportedly was given to him by a fan. 1272 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:48,680 According to the auction house in Jock Strap, it is housed in an attractive display frame. 1273 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:55,680 It's not clear if he ever actually wore the clothing. 1274 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,680 So what? 1275 01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:02,680 Okay, if he never wore it, then why do people want it? 1276 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,680 Or they don't know if he ever wore it. 1277 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:06,680 I don't understand what the hubbub is. 1278 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:12,680 I don't either, but you ought to see the picture. 1279 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,680 This is a classic people... 1280 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,680 It's bedazzled. 1281 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,680 I bet it is. 1282 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,680 It was Elvis's. 1283 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:28,680 It's a bedazzled Jock Strap made back in the 60s or 70s or whatever. 1284 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:29,680 Wow. 1285 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:32,680 Yeah, I don't doubt that at all because he was flashy. 1286 01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:33,680 He was glamish. 1287 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,680 Yeah. 1288 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:39,680 I'll tell you what, I'll screenshot a picture of it and send it to you. 1289 01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:40,680 Yeah, please do. 1290 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:41,680 I want to see that. 1291 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:42,680 Thank you, Rob. 1292 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,680 Well, you know what? 1293 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:50,680 Before I go into Bigan's Ball Biders, which the Ball Bider is kind of related to Jock 1294 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:55,680 Straps and stuff, because the Jock Strap is actually mentioned in the story, right? 1295 01:15:55,680 --> 01:16:02,680 But before that, I've got a man whose routine visit to the doctor turned into a nightmare 1296 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:07,680 after physicians discovered that his penis was turning to bone. 1297 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:13,680 As detailed in a study published in Urology Case Reports, an unnamed patient who was in 1298 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:20,680 his 60s had reported to the doctor's office for a trauma of the knee per the study. 1299 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:25,680 During the visit, he also alerted medics of pain in his penis. 1300 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:31,680 Upon examination, physicians didn't find any prostate swelling, unusual discharge, or any 1301 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,680 of the unusual markers of phallic agony. 1302 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:38,680 So they conducted an x-ray to look for possible pelvic fractures. 1303 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:44,680 According to the images that revealed the truth, the patient had extensive plaque-like 1304 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:48,680 calcification along the length of his manhood. 1305 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:56,680 Doctors diagnosed the poor soul with penile ossification, in which calcium salts amass 1306 01:16:56,680 --> 01:17:04,680 in the organ's tissues, forming an extra skeletor structure, much like a bone, which 1307 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:10,680 this diagnosis, the patient became just one of 40 patients to be diagnosed with the condition. 1308 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,680 Isn't that something? 1309 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,680 Yeah, it is. 1310 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:22,680 It didn't say anything about a cure or anything, but it did say the condition can also be treated 1311 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:27,680 through shockwave therapy, where doctors use sonic pulses to break down the calcification 1312 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:28,680 mass. 1313 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:35,680 The patient's abrupt departure left the cause of his calcification phallus unclear. 1314 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:40,680 However, medics believe he could have suffered from Peyronie's disease, a condition that 1315 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:46,680 causes the penis to inflame and form scar tissue, which makes your penis curve. 1316 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:50,680 The hardened plaque reduces flexibility and can cause the phallus to curve during an erection 1317 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,680 or appear shorter when erect. 1318 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,680 Wow. 1319 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:55,680 Okay. 1320 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:59,680 That would suck. 1321 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:03,680 And I guess the guy took off out of embarrassment, it sounds like. 1322 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,680 Yeah. 1323 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,680 Yeah. 1324 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:10,680 Sir, your penis is becoming calcium bone. 1325 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,680 We're sorry. 1326 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:12,680 Okay. 1327 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,680 Well, anyhow. 1328 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:18,680 You got anything you want going to, or you want me to do the big one, ball bite? 1329 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:21,680 Well, yeah, I do have one more. 1330 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:28,680 And yeah, like I said, tonight I was covering music creeps. 1331 01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,680 Yeah, that's cool. 1332 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:32,680 Oh, you know what? 1333 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,680 I have some ass paddlers we can go into also. 1334 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,680 So go ahead. 1335 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,680 Okay. 1336 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:42,680 Before I read this, there's one thing I got to say. 1337 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,680 Yes. 1338 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,680 Hi, Ricky. 1339 01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,680 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1340 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,680 Hi, Ricky Dodge City. 1341 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:49,680 Thank you. 1342 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:50,680 Yep. 1343 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,680 Okay. 1344 01:18:51,680 --> 01:19:00,680 The childhood home of Malcolm and Angus Young was accidentally demolished by developers 1345 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:05,680 who claimed they were unaware of its cultural significance. 1346 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:17,680 Young family moved into the Sydney house located at Oro Street in 1965, and eight years later, 1347 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:23,680 the brothers found an ACDC in the very same house. 1348 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:32,680 According to Australian news outlet, news.com.au, the building was recently bulldozed after 1349 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:43,680 developers purchased it in February 2023 for $5.8 million. 1350 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:52,680 It was listed on the National Trust of Historic Homes in 2013. 1351 01:19:52,680 --> 01:20:05,680 But Overwood Square ETY Limited says they were not informed of its significance before 1352 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:13,680 taking it down to build a $28.7 million residential site. 1353 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:14,680 Wow. 1354 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:21,680 We regret that the previous long-term owner did not share the vital part of the property's 1355 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,680 background with us. 1356 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:32,680 Overwood Square Limited General Manager went on comoditon. 1357 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:38,680 We're worried about this connection after our plans were already underway. 1358 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:39,680 It shocked us. 1359 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:44,680 We are generally sorry for this oversight. 1360 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:52,680 We went on to pledge that the team plans to salvage materials from the site and honor 1361 01:20:52,680 --> 01:21:04,680 this historic property by erecting a special space like a cafe or bar where ACDC fans can 1362 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:10,680 gather to celebrate the band's enduring legacy. 1363 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:11,680 Okay. 1364 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:12,680 Wow. 1365 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:21,680 So they're going to take material from the house and build something for the fans to 1366 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:26,680 have since they can't go by and see the house anymore. 1367 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:27,680 Okay. 1368 01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:34,680 They just weren't told it was on the historical registry, which I did not know. 1369 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,680 Me neither. 1370 01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:36,680 Wow. 1371 01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:45,680 And I guess in Australia it was, but they did it in. 1372 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:46,680 Okay. 1373 01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:47,680 Wow. 1374 01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:48,680 Thank you, Rob. 1375 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:52,680 Do you want to go into Ask Paddleings here real quick? 1376 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,680 Yeah, let's do it. 1377 01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:55,680 Okay. 1378 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:59,680 Well, Ask Paddleings, those of you that have been listening to us for a while know what 1379 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:00,680 they are. 1380 01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,680 We Ask Paddle people usually about once a month. 1381 01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:08,680 Every now and then the genie will let us do a couple if there's an inordinate amount of 1382 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:10,680 idiots, which has been quite a few lately. 1383 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:15,680 But we've been missing this because we've been in like some transitional stuff here 1384 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:19,680 and there, stuff going on with each of our families. 1385 01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:23,680 Me, Rob, and Topher has been keeping us from this podcast. 1386 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:27,680 So we have been doing Ask Paddleings for a while. 1387 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:29,680 So the story is this right here. 1388 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:35,680 Topher and I were on vacation and we were walking in the sun. 1389 01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:36,680 The sun was rising. 1390 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,680 We were walking on a beach. 1391 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,680 And anyhow, Rob and his brother insist we were holding hands. 1392 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:42,680 We were not. 1393 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:43,680 We were just walking along. 1394 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:44,680 The Duke. 1395 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:45,680 The Duke, yes. 1396 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:51,680 The Duke and Rob both say we're holding hands, but I'm saying two men can have a tender moment 1397 01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:52,680 and not hold hands. 1398 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:53,680 We're not holding hands. 1399 01:22:53,680 --> 01:23:00,680 We're just having a tender moment until I stubbed my toe on something that seemed like 1400 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:01,680 a genie's bottle. 1401 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,680 And I was like, oh, shit, what was that? 1402 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,680 And Topher turned around and goes, oh, it looks like a genie's bottle. 1403 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:07,680 I'm like, oh, you're full of shit. 1404 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,680 And I turned around and I'm like, hey, that looks like a genie's bottle. 1405 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,680 He's like, oh, really dumb shit. 1406 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,680 So we went over there. 1407 01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,680 We popped the cork and the genie came out. 1408 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,680 And we were like, yeah, yeah, we get three wishes. 1409 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:18,680 And the genie is very condescending. 1410 01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:19,680 He couldn't stand us. 1411 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:20,680 He's rolling his eyes. 1412 01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:21,680 He goes, no, no, no. 1413 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:23,680 You guys watch too much TV. 1414 01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:26,680 You get one wish and one wish only. 1415 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:28,680 I suggest you pick wisely. 1416 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:40,680 World peace, maybe an answer to the environment, maybe Russia blowing itself up, something. 1417 01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:41,680 Make this stuff. 1418 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:42,680 Make this count. 1419 01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:46,680 And Topher and I looked at each other and said, man, we want to be invisible so we can 1420 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:48,680 ass paddle people. 1421 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,680 And the genie very reluctantly, he was rolling his eyes. 1422 01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:53,680 He goes, very well, I have to give you your wish. 1423 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,680 He's pretty much saying we're idiots. 1424 01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:57,680 And he gave us our wish. 1425 01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:59,680 He granted us once a month. 1426 01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:01,680 We turned invisible. 1427 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,680 And one of us holds down the subject. 1428 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:10,680 And the other one grabs old Sparky, who I'll get to in a minute, and paddles the ass, the 1429 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:11,680 said ass. 1430 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,680 So old Sparky is a record. 1431 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:20,680 And just saying, just saying, Mark's probably lucky that Topher was with him. 1432 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:26,680 Because if I was with him, it'd been, oh, it's hard to tell what we would have ended up 1433 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:27,680 with. 1434 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,680 Yes, it would have been a hell of a lot more brutal than that. 1435 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:31,680 A lot more brutal than that. 1436 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:33,680 Maybe chainsaw, I don't know. 1437 01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:35,680 So old Sparky. 1438 01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:37,680 Metal spoons for everybody. 1439 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,680 You know what I mean by that. 1440 01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:40,680 And tongs. 1441 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,680 Metal spoons and tongs. 1442 01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:45,680 Okay. 1443 01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:50,680 Old Sparky is the, this is a replica of old Sparky. 1444 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:54,680 Because old Sparky is hanging at Cass Midway High School. 1445 01:24:54,680 --> 01:25:00,680 Or the last I knew it was hanging in their trophy case where all the state championship 1446 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:04,680 trophies were stored on display. 1447 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,680 And old Sparky was right in the middle of them. 1448 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:07,680 They retired him. 1449 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:12,680 He was this big, huge board with a long, long stem on it, I guess. 1450 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:17,680 A long, you know, a long stalk to where you get a lot of, a lot of heat. 1451 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:24,680 You could get a lot of, a lot of speed through the air with this long stalk. 1452 01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:30,680 And it was a long piece of hardwood that was shellacked and had holes in it just so it 1453 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:33,680 could hurt your ass more when it hit it. 1454 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:36,680 So this is what we're using as a replica of old Sparky. 1455 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:38,680 So anyhow. 1456 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:40,680 All right. 1457 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:43,680 The first adling, ass paddling, adling. 1458 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:47,680 The first ass paddling goes to Antonio Pierce. 1459 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:54,680 The now unemployed Oakland Raider, not Oakland, Las Vegas Raider coach. 1460 01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,680 I can't speak suddenly. 1461 01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:02,680 The head coach was very pompous and talking about how, you know, you knock the head of 1462 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,680 the snake. 1463 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:04,680 He was talking about Mahomes. 1464 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:10,680 He was also saying that he gave, he gave the NFL the blueprint to beat Mahomes and he hasn't 1465 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:12,680 won since against him. 1466 01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:17,680 And anyhow, the guy's just a big blowhard and anyhow, he is an unemployed blowhard now 1467 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,680 and he deserves an ass paddling for all his gum bumping. 1468 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,680 So he gets an ass paddling. 1469 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:27,680 Did they even make the wild card? 1470 01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:28,680 No, they did not. 1471 01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,680 No, they didn't make anything. 1472 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:31,680 You know what they made? 1473 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,680 They made like the third round, the third. 1474 01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:35,680 Yeah, last place. 1475 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:40,680 Yeah, they got the third pick in the NFL because they sucked that bad or maybe a second. 1476 01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,680 They won four games all year. 1477 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,680 So there you go. 1478 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:50,680 By email, crotch the old St. Prick. 1479 01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:52,680 They want him to have an ass paddling. 1480 01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,680 But I'm telling you, that guy's too mean. 1481 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:55,680 He'd take the paddling. 1482 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:57,680 He would take the paddle from us and beat us with it. 1483 01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,680 Don't you think? 1484 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:03,680 Oh, I bet. 1485 01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:04,680 I'm his best friend. 1486 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:06,680 Oh, you love crotch the old St. Prick? 1487 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,680 All right, we're not paddling him then. 1488 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:08,680 Forget it. 1489 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:09,680 No, no, no. 1490 01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,680 I'm only because I'm scared of him. 1491 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,680 Oh, OK. 1492 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:13,680 Yes, me too. 1493 01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:14,680 I'm afraid of him. 1494 01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:16,680 He's a bad-nosed son of a bitch. 1495 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,680 I say all you good side. 1496 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:22,680 He fucking, he takes kids' horses and turns them into glue. 1497 01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:24,680 OK, that's one of those. 1498 01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:27,680 OK, that's one of those where we have to have stand it. 1499 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,680 But then the old man, we put him up to it. 1500 01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:31,680 So y'all are screwed either way. 1501 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:32,680 We're not getting near him. 1502 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:33,680 He's mean. 1503 01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:35,680 He cut up a girl's hamster. 1504 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,680 I mean, jeez, he made a stew out of it. 1505 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:39,680 We don't want anything to do with him. 1506 01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:42,680 Yeah, we're out. 1507 01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:48,680 The next one, all Bengals fans that signed the online petition. 1508 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:53,680 Every fucking one of them getting ass paddling. 1509 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,680 That was my favorite one right there. 1510 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,680 All of you motherfuckers. 1511 01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:02,680 That's going to be years worse, man. 1512 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:03,680 I know. 1513 01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:05,680 We got a lot of ass paddling to do, Rob. 1514 01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:06,680 We better eat our fucking Wheaties. 1515 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:11,680 We better do some calisthenics. 1516 01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:14,680 All right, next, Michelle. 1517 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,680 She's only known as Michelle. 1518 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:20,680 She is the Lindsay Buckingham stalker. 1519 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,680 Did I ever tell that story or not? 1520 01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:23,680 I may not have even told it. 1521 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,680 What? 1522 01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:25,680 Yeah, Lindsay Buckingham. 1523 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,680 No, I don't think you did. 1524 01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:31,680 Okay, Lindsay Buckingham and family have a stalker that they had to go to court over 1525 01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:34,680 and to get a restraining order. 1526 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:35,680 And she threatened... 1527 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,680 Okay, okay, I know the story. 1528 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:38,680 I've read it. 1529 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:40,680 Okay, now I know who you're talking about. 1530 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:43,680 Yeah, yeah, Lindsay Buckingham, formerly of Fleetwood Mac, 1531 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:47,680 some crazed chick who was wanting to harm him and his family. 1532 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:49,680 He had to go get a restraining order. 1533 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:53,680 So, Michelle, don't know her last name. 1534 01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,680 We only know her as Michelle. 1535 01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,680 Gets an ass-paddling for the stalking. 1536 01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:03,680 Next one, Jerry Jones for screwing Cooper Rush out of a $100,000 bonus 1537 01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:05,680 by sitting him the last game. 1538 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:06,680 Oh, yes. 1539 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:07,680 What a dick. 1540 01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:08,680 What a dick. 1541 01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:14,680 And then now he tried to lowball Mike McCarthy and try to give him less money. 1542 01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:16,680 Mike McCarthy said, you see this middle finger? 1543 01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,680 This is for you, Jerry. 1544 01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:23,680 Jerry Jones, he should get a lifetime of paddling from now on. 1545 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:26,680 What is he, 107, 150? 1546 01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:29,680 Yeah, something like that. 1547 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:33,680 Yeah, he should have been out of football years ago. 1548 01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:37,680 Yeah, and after he dies, we dig him up every year and paddle his ass again. 1549 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:38,680 How's that? 1550 01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:43,680 His problem is he's too controlling. 1551 01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:47,680 He wants control instead of handing it to other people. 1552 01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:49,680 And he's insane. 1553 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:53,680 He's kind of like Kim Jong-un of the NFL. 1554 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,680 Yeah, exactly. 1555 01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,680 Yeah, he's nuts. 1556 01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,680 Nice terminology. I like that. 1557 01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:05,680 Yeah, Kim Jong-un of the NFL, Jerry Jones. 1558 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:06,680 Oh, the next one. 1559 01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:10,680 This guy is another Kim Jong-un of the NFL, but not quite as bad. 1560 01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:17,680 Robert Kraft for firing his head coach after one fucking year. 1561 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:20,680 But he hired Mike Brable the other day, so that's probably... 1562 01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:26,680 Exactly. I was going to bring him. Okay. Thank you. 1563 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:28,680 Yeah, so Robert Kraft gets it because... 1564 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:31,680 Mike Brable can do something. Yeah. 1565 01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:35,680 Yeah, I get hired Mike Brable, but man, that was kind of cruel one year. 1566 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,680 And then get out of here. 1567 01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,680 Yeah. Yeah, that was. 1568 01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:42,680 Now, last time, last time I got to mention this, 1569 01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:45,680 last time we gave Mother Nature an ass pat when she got us back. 1570 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:48,680 Remember all the tornadoes? 1571 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:51,680 Do not go to Mother Nature, please. 1572 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:53,680 Don't do it. Okay. Okay. Mother Nature. 1573 01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:54,680 Don't do it. Don't do it. 1574 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:57,680 I think we exempted her, didn't we, after that, after she got us back? 1575 01:30:57,680 --> 01:31:00,680 Yes, yes, you did. 1576 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:01,680 Okay, Mother Nature... 1577 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,680 Because you realized you screwed up. 1578 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:06,680 Yeah. Yes. 1579 01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:09,680 Yep. Okay. So Mother Nature, you're fine with us. 1580 01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,680 We love you. No ass pat links to you. 1581 01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:15,680 Yeah. Yeah. Mother Nature and Father Time, we don't touch. 1582 01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:19,680 Nope. Nope. Nope. Because they both carry baseball bats. 1583 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:22,680 Because Father Time will make it short. 1584 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:26,680 Yes. Yep. He's like, oh, okay, guys. Okay. 1585 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:30,680 No problem. Gotcha. Ten-four. 1586 01:31:30,680 --> 01:31:32,680 All right. 1587 01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:37,680 Next one. Kim Jong Un for no hot dog laws. 1588 01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:39,680 Did you hear that? 1589 01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:43,680 Oh, yes. Yes. I was the one that told that story. 1590 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:47,680 Okay, yeah. Can't have hot dogs over there because it's too westernized. 1591 01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:49,680 So... 1592 01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,680 Yeah. It's too American. 1593 01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:55,680 But besides the hot dog laws, he gets a lifetime achievement award 1594 01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:59,680 of ass pat links for being a little bitch constantly. 1595 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,680 Yeah. 1596 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:05,680 So, yeah, he gets a lifetime achievement ass pat links, 1597 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:08,680 which is in that once a week we decided, or is it once a month 1598 01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:14,680 where we pull him out of the Hall of Fame and peddle their ass? 1599 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:17,680 Actually, it was whenever we decided to. 1600 01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:19,680 Okay. Okay. So there you go. 1601 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:21,680 You get an ass pat link whenever we feel like it. 1602 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:24,680 There you go, Kim Jong Un, for being a little bitch constantly. 1603 01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:27,680 And you did it over hot dogs? You got it, buddy. 1604 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:31,680 Yeah. Anyone that does away with hot dogs... 1605 01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:35,680 All right. The fury of our paddle will be going towards their ass. 1606 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,680 So... 1607 01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:39,680 There we go. All right. Next one. 1608 01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:45,680 P. Diddy and all his guests. All good ass paddlings. 1609 01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:47,680 Um... 1610 01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:51,680 Um... um... um... um... um... 1611 01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:53,680 I don't know if that's a good idea. 1612 01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:55,680 Yeah, you're right. 1613 01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:58,680 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1614 01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:02,680 That's not a good idea. No, no, they like it too much. 1615 01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:04,680 Yeah, you know what? You're right. That's right. 1616 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,680 And Justin Bieber... Sorry. 1617 01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:08,680 Justin Bieber being like, pulling his pants down, going, 1618 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:11,680 oh, I want it bareback. 1619 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:15,680 So... and then finally, and this is from the summer, 1620 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:19,680 but I just caught the... I caught the story the other day. 1621 01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:21,680 I'm not going to tell it because it's so old, 1622 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:26,680 but because of poop gate, James Houston, a linebacker, 1623 01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:29,680 um, shit his pants, 1624 01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:32,680 and there's proof of it by pictures on the field. 1625 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:34,680 Yes. Yeah. 1626 01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:37,680 Yes. Yep. So James Houston gets an ass paddling, 1627 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:41,680 but after, after he changes his, uh, his drawers. 1628 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:45,680 After. Yeah, yeah, yeah, after you get out of the shower. 1629 01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:47,680 Yeah, after you get out of the shower. 1630 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:51,680 We'll catch you in... yeah, we'll catch you coming out of the shower. 1631 01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:54,680 Yeah, yeah. We'll let you drip dry while we paddle your ass. 1632 01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:58,680 So there you go. And that is all of these, 1633 01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:01,680 right there, of the ass paddlings. 1634 01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:05,680 So... um, I got a bunch of stuff more, but I mean, 1635 01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:07,680 do you want to go on or do you want to cut this bitch 1636 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,680 and then we continue it tomorrow? 1637 01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:15,680 I say, I say we continue tomorrow. I need to get to bed, dude. 1638 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:17,680 That sounds good. And like I said, man, 1639 01:34:17,680 --> 01:34:20,680 usually over an hour, an hour and ten minutes has wasted any more. 1640 01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:25,680 Yeah, yeah, and the last time we got to split up doubles. 1641 01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:27,680 Yeah, I mean, our friend... 1642 01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:29,680 We kind of did that on purpose, so... 1643 01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:32,680 Our friend special tells podcasts, and he's the one that told us. 1644 01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:36,680 He said that people's drive time is usually 45 minutes to an hour, 1645 01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,680 both ways, and then once they get done with, you know, 1646 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:42,680 once they do that, the next show, they don't listen to the rest of it. 1647 01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:45,680 They go on to the next show. 1648 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,680 So it's usually wasted, is what he's saying, 1649 01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,680 after an hour, hour and ten minutes. 1650 01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:52,680 So we're going to cut off here. 1651 01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:54,680 Thank you all for listening, assholes, 1652 01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:58,680 and we will be right back at you tomorrow night. 1653 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:02,680 Have a great night. Thank you, assholes. Thanks for listening. 1654 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:06,680 Good night, assholes. 1655 01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,680 Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. 1656 01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:13,680 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 1657 01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:15,680 Fear not, assholes. 1658 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:44,680 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.