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I'm Mark.
And I am Rob.
Here we are once again.
I'm coming at you from middle America, USA, home of a lot of snow and ice.
So speaking of that, Rob, you're supposed to get, last I knew you were getting ice and
then you were supposed to get snow.
So what happened down there?
We got about an inch and a half of snow on top of it.
An inch and a half, two inches.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, it's all starting to melt even though we're still in the mid 20s, low to mid 20s.
Ours is going to take a long time to melt.
I mean we had over a foot of snow and it's just.
Yeah, you guys got buried.
I've seen reports about that accident at the revenue triangle.
Yeah that was over 200 cars.
That was what?
Yeah, 200 cars.
That was interesting.
And the thing is, I could have been stuck in that or been a part of it because I can
go home in two different ways.
I go down Bruce R. Watkins and hit 435 and come around to Holmes.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Well that was right in the middle of that whole damn mess.
And instead I was like, you know what?
I'm going to spend an extra 15, 20 minutes.
I'm going to take the city home.
And it was the right thing because when I went under the underpass from 435, I could
see lights stopped all the way up to the triangle and at least to Warnall State Line and that
way.
So I knew there was something big going on there.
And then when I got home, I'm like, oh God, I'm so glad I went the way I did.
But something told me.
Guys.
Oh go ahead.
What?
Oh something told me that the roads are going to like flash freeze like they did.
And I was like, you know what, I'd rather be going 25, 30, 40 mile an hour than 60 mile,
70 mile an hour in a flash freeze.
So I was right.
So anyhow.
Yeah, I had a lot of people getting a hold of me.
Hey, do you know where this is at?
I said, yeah, I grew up driving that right there.
You know?
Yeah.
When I first saw my driver's license, what did we do?
Go to pass the mall.
Yeah.
Where do we have to go through?
The Grandview Triangle.
Yeah.
That was that whole mess right there.
The triangle was at the epicenter of it.
And yeah.
Now did you know that they started calling it different?
They don't call it the triangle anymore.
They call it three.
Yeah, they changed the shape.
Yeah, they have completely.
It doesn't back up as bad as it used to.
Actually it doesn't back up at all now.
They reconfigured it.
But they took the Grandview Triangle name away from it because of the bad feelings that
everybody had about it for years.
Because whenever you heard the Grandview Triangle, you're like, oh shit, I got to go through
that.
Yeah.
Yeah, now it's like, oh, three trails crossing.
Oh, that sounds nice.
So I mean, it still can be a piece of shit if people are driving like they do.
But it's not a piece of shit like it used to be.
So anyhow.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, because that's coming off 435, getting on to 71, now 49.
Yeah.
Yeah, you come around that little curve, that little curve down at the very bottom, and
that would bite people out every time.
Oh, I know.
Especially people that was unaware of it.
They get down there and go, oh shit, what the hell?
And you're going around a little S curve, so you got cars right, yeah.
Next thing you know, it was a mess.
And nobody's getting over for you, and there's trucks, and yeah, it was just a poorly designed
piece of shit for years.
But it's better now.
But I mean, it can still be hell if people are doing the wrong thing, which they've been
known to do.
So anyhow.
Hey, it taught us how to drive.
No, you're right.
It taught you great defensive skills, didn't it?
It taught you great defensive driving skills.
I would have to agree with that.
It's like, hold on to your asshole and just drive as good as you can.
So the Blizzard 2025 has finally come to an end.
Now the only thing that's left is all the shitty drivers.
Have you noticed there's two types of idiot drivers whenever you have weather like this?
The overreactionary nervous idiot that's going too slow and suddenly stops, and the dumb
shit that goes 80 over an ice patch, right?
Yeah.
So anyhow, I was on my way to work yesterday, right?
And I have nine stoplights.
So I got this little system.
Nobody was on the road when I was going to work because they urged everyone to stay home
again.
And they even said something about roads being closed that weren't closed to try to keep
people home, I found out.
And it worked.
So I'm going to work and I'm probably seeing maybe five cars.
And I go like 35 minutes to work, do the city, and I sell like maybe five cars.
And so what I do on days like that is I run the stoplights because yeah, you know what
I mean, right Rob?
The reason you run the stop signs is because even if a cop sees you, you go, man, I started
sliding.
I couldn't stop.
So the only thing I could do was just gun it and go.
And I did it right.
Oh, go ahead.
Well, the reason why you do that is because if you stop, then you may not get going again.
Yes.
Yeah.
And they know this and they leave you alone.
They're like, oh, I get what's going on.
I get what's going on.
And they go on down there.
You and Casey, the Hill on you and Casey on Rock Hill Road.
You know where I'm talking about, right?
Yeah.
No, I know.
I know where you're talking about.
Well, I was on that hill there and I gunned it through a stoplight and a cop was right
there on the side road, but he wasn't coming at me.
You know, I always check, make sure no one's coming at me or nothing to do this.
If someone's coming the other way, I stop, of course.
So I go through there and he's over there kind of towards the parking lot on the other
road.
And he saw me and just waved.
And I was like, okay, yep, this is cool.
They still, it's good to know that they still abide by that.
You know, it's kind of like, okay, we get it.
The more you stop, the more chance you have of wiping out.
So, you know, God bless you.
Just keep going.
Right, right, right.
They would much rather you be safe.
Yeah, yeah.
And, uh, they would.
Yep.
So now did you hear about Dallas and Southern Oklahoma and, um, Arkansas and parts of Louisiana
even they're getting a huge snowstorm, the same stuff.
And you guys may be getting some of this too.
Um, at least a few inches.
I think we might be supposed to get some this weekend.
That's right.
Yeah.
Friday.
I would have to go into my weather app and find out.
We're skirting just on the extreme northern edge of it.
We could get a trace to maybe two inches.
They said if the line switches a little bit, we could maybe get two to four inches or something,
but nothing major like last time.
But down there in Dallas, after they get done with a couple inches of ice, then they're
going to have eight to 12 inches of snow.
Is the last I read.
Well you're familiar with Dallas, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
They don't have snow equipment.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Number one, the roads.
I know they don't get snow.
I know that.
Yeah.
They don't have snow equipment and also the road systems are poorly designed.
They have these freeways that like end and you don't even know what the number of the
new freeway.
It's the same freeway, but it ends.
And you're like, what the hell is on 75?
Now where am I?
What the hell is this 152 shit or whatever, right?
And also they have this one road called Beltline Road that goes all the way around Dallas.
So you have north, south, east and west Beltline Road on each side of it because it's in a
circle.
So all the addresses don't make sense.
It's like, well, is this this side of it or is it the west side of it?
Because you don't have any of that.
You just have, you know, northwest, you know what I mean?
There's like configuration and all that you could figure out the addresses.
And anyhow, so my friend Bob, you know, the one that left me the pug and all that, he
used to live down in Dallas.
Okay.
And I was down there after Thanksgiving.
I had a few days off.
He's like, hey, come on down, man.
So I come down there and we're hanging out and I, it's supposed to just like ice just
a trace, right?
So I'm like, I'm not worried about it.
And Bob goes, hey, you're wanting to get some beer, right?
Yeah.
And he goes, um, you better go do it.
I go, eh, I don't care.
I was thinking he met the big store was going to close like the H E B or the, uh, Kroger
was going to close or whatever.
And he, and I go, huh, just get it from a seven 11.
No, no, no, no, no.
He said, you don't understand.
He said, if it, if it one ice drop falls, they shut this whole city down.
If you hear anything about ice at all, including just a trace, they shut everything down.
I go on, just going to go over to seven 11 and get right across the road.
No, that will be shut down.
I'm like, what?
Because you know, around here, the quick trips and seven 11 is the only reason they have
locks on them, right?
Yeah.
Is for tornadoes and robberies.
Other than that, they don't lock them up.
They're always open Christmas, new years, whatever Thanksgiving.
Um, does it matter?
They don't lock them up.
The only time they lock them up and the only reason they have locks, cause I've known people
who worked at both places and they both said the same thing.
They said the only reason we have locks around here is for two reasons, tornadoes and robberies.
If you get robbed, you got to lock it up and the police do their investigation.
You can't let people in all that stuff.
Right.
And if there's a tornado, you have to lock the door and everybody in there has to stay
in and everybody out has to fend for themselves.
Isn't that crazy?
I mean, I get fired.
I believe it.
No, I know.
I get fired to be like, everybody get your ass in here.
Come on, come on.
I'll lock this shit up as soon as you all run in here.
You know, um, but no, you're supposed to, as soon as you get the warning that a tornado
is in your area, you're supposed to lock it right then.
Even if someone's getting ready to run through the door, you lock it up and that's what you're
supposed to do.
Cause I've seen it done before.
What the fuck?
And like, I'm sorry, man, these are the rules and they say it's a safety rule, but I don't
get how it's safe if you're letting someone out there, there's a tornado coming, you're
letting them out there fend for themselves near the gas pumps.
You know, I never understood that.
Okay, well, what you need to do is watch the wind and the air because if they blow them
doors open, it's going to make a suction.
Oh, oh, okay.
And it can suck people out of the building.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
And for everybody's safety in there, you have to shut, you have to lock the doors.
That's why you lock the doors and you go back towards the back of the, like the coolers.
Yes.
Yeah, they say get in the coolers.
That's the best place.
Yeah, that's what they, yeah, that's what they say.
For one, they expect the glass to blow out the other way from the cooler.
And two, the smaller confined area in the middle of the building, the more chance you
have of not getting sucked out and big items hitting you in the head and stuff like that.
So anyhow, and then robberies are completely freaky because I, I happened to on one of
them out in Kansas City, Kansas one time quite a few years ago.
And I tried to open up and it was locked.
I'm like, what?
And the guy goes, get out of here.
I'm like, what?
He goes, the cops are coming.
I'm like, I didn't fucking do anything.
And he goes, no, leave.
And then I see the cops coming and they told me, they said, get out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
Yeah.
So yeah, so they kick everybody out and I don't know about people inside.
I mean, they have to stay in or do they kick them out too?
I don't know.
I mean, they go to the witnesses.
They're witnesses at that point.
Yeah, they'd have to stay in, I guess.
So anyhow.
Yeah, they're witnesses at that point.
Yeah.
Yep.
So yeah, Dallas, Fort Worth, Southern Oklahoma, like Admore and all those areas.
I think it's Admore, isn't it?
No, not Admore.
What now?
Ardmore, Oklahoma.
Ardmore.
Yeah, Ardmore.
And then there's some other ones.
Anyhow, down there in Southern Oklahoma, those guys, they're going to be in for it.
I mean, there's just no snow equipment down there.
And not only that, but the people do, I mean, except for the ones that came from up here
or somewhere north, they do not absolutely have no clue on how to drive in it either.
You know, they drive regularly and end up, you know, flipping the car over.
So anyhow, it's going to be interesting.
So yeah.
All right.
Well, let's see.
What the hell?
I was going to go into something here, but we got busy on everything else and I forgot.
Like usual.
Yeah, yeah.
Like usual.
I got some emails coming up, but let's see.
I got some stories right here.
If you got something you want to go into, I'll look up a story here that I got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got one right here in front of me.
Okay.
An escaped spider monkey in a pink tutu was rescued on the side of a Missouri highway
after running up to a sheriff's deputy and tugging on his pant leg in search for help.
Okay.
Yes, you heard me right.
A spider monkey in a pink tutu in Missouri.
I'm anxious to hear this, Rob.
See why this one caught my eye?
Yeah, yes I do.
This is right up our alley, Rob.
Yeah.
The Judson County Sheriff's Office said the quiver eight pound primate made it to escape
from a house it was staying at when it opened the front door and wandered into the great
outdoors on Friday.
Deputies responded to a call for an animal complaint involving a monkey and it came upon
the animal near Highway 21 and Highway M around 4 p.m. about an hour southwest of St. Louis.
After careful negotiations and some coaching, deputies were able to get close enough to
go hands on with the subject and bring bananas, this banana situation under control without
incident.
And an adorable twist, the frightened spider monkey welcomed the rescue efforts.
Okay.
Pretty.
Whoa, it's cute.
I like it.
I'm looking at a picture of it.
In the south of St. Louis.
Okay.
Awesome.
Yeah, south of St. Louis.
I love that.
We got out of the tornadoes and robberies and went straight into spider monkeys and tutus.
How great.
Oh man.
Are you done with that story?
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Okay.
You ever hear someone go, oh man, do you need a hug?
Right?
Yeah.
A lot of people say that, you know, you're kind of grumpy or whatever.
Does him need a hug?
You know that shit.
So well, turns out a lot of people do need a hug, Rob.
A cuddling salon for lonely people is so popular, there's a wait list and a warning about sex.
Aleksandra Kasperak is her name.
Obviously foreign or, you know, to us.
Realize that sometimes people just need a hug.
The Polish entrepreneur runs a professional cuddling salon, which has become so popular
that there's a wait list for lonely customers seeking some safer for work human contact.
I didn't expect there to be so many people interested.
Kasperak told Jim Press while revealing all in honor of National Cuddle Up Day on Monday,
January 6th.
Dubbed the Snuggle Center, it opened its doors and arms just two years ago, but has since
been an explosion in business, particularly among those aged 40 to 60.
Her group of regulars usually come once a week for an hour long snuggle session, which
serves to relieve loneliness and other issues.
So due to high demand, appointments must even be made several days in advance, said Kasperak,
who got the idea about about reading about a similar embrace oasis online.
I love new challenges and embrace oasis online is where people get together and they pretend
to hug online, right?
And that's where she got this idea from.
They go into like this chat room and everyone goes, all right, let's hug each other.
I think it's rather stupid, but some people seem to get something out of it.
So okay, I love new challenges and experiences.
I like to create something new.
Just introducing myself, I asked the client about his or her health condition, whether
they have a sore throat, a runny nose, whether he or she is under the influence of alcohol
or other psychoactive substances.
The squeeze merchant explained.
Then I give the client the hug rules.
Those state among those guidelines that crossing sexual boundaries is an immediate termination
of the session.
I wonder what the sexual boundaries are on it.
You know, I mean, is it, I mean, is it like if you lean into her and, you know, like maybe,
I don't know your private touches her exit.
I mean, what if you do that accidentally?
I would say any touching at all.
Any physical touch.
Okay, so all the touch is up to her and not to the client.
Is that what you're getting?
Right.
Okay.
So she spends hours and changes into the provided robe to prep for the experience.
Ready set snuggle.
During cuddle sessions, which run around $37 for one hour and around $72 for two, Kasperik
said she not only hugs clients, but also conducts professional coaching sessions with them like
a very hands on psychologist.
Clients tell me about their problems.
Man, this actually sounds pretty cool.
I mean, really.
I mean, I don't know if I would do it, but oh, go ahead.
What?
So she, so she teaches them how to snuggle.
Is that right?
Yeah.
And she also listens to their problems, you know, like, I don't know, maybe someone, I
don't know, you know, well, you know, I got in trouble or I, you know, whatever.
I mean, you know, I'm having problems, you know, whatever.
And anyhow, clients told me about their problems, but also pleasant experience to talk about.
Uh, that they want to feel important and appreciated.
She said the session, meanwhile, takes place in a Royal style cuddle room complete with
fluffy, fragrant pillows and blankets, a lip fireplace.
Okay.
Cool.
And a hydro massage shower, double cool and a luxurious bathtub per her site.
Guests are offered a sweet treat, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or a glass of champagne.
And at first I was a little weird about it, but when I did a little pro free read over
of it, I think it's pretty cool.
What do you think?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I like the idea.
I definitely see the clientele in it too.
I see a lot of people that would enjoy that.
Yeah.
It's a cross between psychology and prostitution.
Uh, yeah, you see the sexual boundaries is what would get me.
Right, right, right.
Like I mean, there's boundaries there.
I've had women friends before and you lean into a little too much and you know, you accidentally,
you know, rub up against them and you don't mean to, you know, so I wonder if like you
have to lay there and they have to do all the snuggling because I could see something
like that happening, you know, real easily.
Right.
So I would have to say you have to watch yourself.
Yeah, I would say too, because I mean, you know, that does happen.
Sometimes you're just like happy to see one you don't think and you're like, oh man, now
she thinks I'm like grooving up on her or something and I, you know, and I wasn't.
Yeah.
Anyhow, um, let's go ahead and, uh, take our first break and then we'll come back with
something you want to talk about Rob.
Sound good?
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper, it's strange insults from an alien, real hilarity.
You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio state middle school.
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.
We offer you first world problems.
Oh shit.
Look at that drive through wine.
Surely we don't expect me to actually have to go in.
This sucks.
Your mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.
Would you grab me by the shoulder?
That way I can tell everybody I was touched by an angel.
And now deep thoughts with Mark.
How does a butterfly take a dump?
It never stops long enough.
Maybe it just sits while lofting.
Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers.
I may never know.
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douche bags and a microphone.
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.
Two douche bags and a microphone operating from the Takas Cheap Studio and the Duck Wine
Studio which are approximately an hour and a half away from each other but we do fine
with what we have.
I'm Mark.
Two and a half.
Two and a half hours.
Oh, two and a half.
Sorry.
I'm Mark.
Yeah, sorry.
Um, alright.
Mark and Rob, that's all you need to know.
Unless you're in this weather, half a day.
Yeah, half a day on this weather.
Alright, Rob, you have something you want to speak of, right?
Yes, yes I do.
The inspiration for Eddie Murphy's beloved donkey from the Shrek movies has died.
Oh.
Although Murphy is 100% responsible for the personality of the donkey, just named Donkey,
the appearance of the animated equine was based on one very specific real-life donkey.
Okay.
That's right, while animators didn't have a real-world reference for Shrek, we have.
The folks at DreamWorks did base the appearance of Donkey on a gentle soul named Heracles.
According to the New York Post and other sources, Heracles, also known as Harry, has just passed
away at the age of 30 in California.
Harry was a Jerusalem miniature donkey, originally from the state of New York, but ended up at
Barron Park in California.
Harry was only five years old when animators first used him as a model for the Shrek character.
He and his handlers were paid $75 per week for his service.
In 2021, Ginny Caratalli, one of Harry's handlers, noted that the specific mannerisms of Donkey
Shrek were almost 100% taken from Harry's personality.
Oh, wow.
It's amazing how our Donkey is in Donkey.
The way he flips his head when he's mad at Shrek and the way he trots.
Hmm.
Eddie Murphy is reportedly set to reprise his role as Donkey in Reignite with Mike Myers
in Shrek 5, which will hit theaters sometime in 2026.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't know they took Donkey from a real donkey.
I didn't know either.
A lot of people wouldn't have known that, I guess.
No, yeah, I guess there's not really a reason to know it until like the Donkey passes away.
And as a miniature Donkey, it lived to be 30 years.
I think older donkeys can live to be like 70, right?
Oh, my God.
Like a human?
Well, this might have do something with his breed.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
A miniature Donkey probably lives considerably less.
Because they've been bred and bred and bred and the health isn't as good when they breed
them specifically.
Right.
So, okay.
Like I said, I have some emails.
This first one's pretty cool, Rob, and I think you will appreciate it like I did.
So anyhow, it says, Rob, I'm sorry to hear about your mom.
I just went through the same last year and I know how bad it hurts.
I love your attitude about her and the podcast.
Always wanted to be a firefighter as a young man and into adulthood.
I know it's not the same, but my mom wanted me to do what would make me happy in life,
like you.
Before she passed, I took the tests and I was put on a list.
I just got the call the day I heard your story.
I am now a Columbus, Ohio firefighter at station number 12.
Love to you, Mark and Christopher.
Thanks again, Rob.
I feel like I know you.
Wayne in Columbus.
Pretty cool.
Thank you, Wayne, and congratulations.
Yeah, yeah, congratulations.
Congratulations, man.
Life is too short.
I'm finding that out.
Life is too short.
Go for it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm glad that he passed the test while his mom was still around.
And, you know, I'm sure she took a lot, a lot of comfort and happiness in that.
And I'm pretty sure she's pretty happy right now with a big smile on her face, Wayne.
So thank you for sharing that with us because a lot of people don't share stuff like that.
I love it when a person is able to do that and comfortable enough with people to do that.
So thank you and thank you for picking me and Rob and Topher to do this with because that's quite an honor when you're comfortable enough around us and you feel like you know, Rob, you know, that's pretty cool.
Thank you very much.
OK, next one.
I really appreciate it.
That's very, very cool.
Very cool email.
Mark, I hate to gripe, but is there any way you could volume control the podcast a little better?
Sometimes you about blow my ears out.
Thanks, Lonnie.
Yes, I agree with that.
Had to take Val to one of her appointments today and I was sitting out there in the car listening to our podcast and also one of the bits came on and about blew my fucking ear out.
You're right.
You're right, Lonnie.
I'm going to have to redo some stuff and figure some stuff out, but I'm going to get it done because it is bullshit.
It does kill you.
I mean, I'm sitting there listening to it all sudden.
I don't know.
It's like the pain's overheard in hell or something comes on.
All of a sudden, it's like three times louder than anything else.
I'm like, oh shit.
So I get it.
I get it, Lonnie.
So I'm going to work on that for real.
I'm going to take some time and I'm going to work on that and try to get everything about the same volume or as close to as I can without spending three years on it.
Because like I said, everything is time.
You know, it's contingent on time.
Mark, I guess you did not get the pinball machine you wanted.
Jen and Iola.
OK.
Number one, I didn't get the clearance, but I didn't really push for it either.
You know, I just kind of glazed glassed over it.
But OK, I didn't really go into it that much of a valve because I don't have the room in here.
I would have to move out my amps and my guitar and a couple of other things that I want in here to actually fit a pinball machine in there.
It's got to be a small smaller one or simply is not going to fit into the talk is cheap studio.
So I didn't really push for it.
And but, you know, if I see one, I'll see if I can get it.
You know, I'm not going to, you know, raise hell or nothing.
I'll just be like, hey, do you think there's any way we could work this in the budget or not?
And if it doesn't, you know, I'm not going to be mad or not.
I'll be like, OK, I understand.
But I didn't really push for that pinball machine.
I did really want it, but it won't work.
And we can have it in the living room because I already have my my video game machine in the living room.
We don't need it to be a game room.
It's a living room.
So anyhow, it's got to be the right one.
It's got to be a smaller one, which bodes me out because I like the big ones we grew up on.
But we'll see.
And if I do, I'll post some pictures and let you see them and all that stuff.
OK, Robin Mark, do you guys have an all time favorite movie?
Just curious.
Ronnie and Tulsa.
Tulsa King.
I'm not giving any thought to this because I just printed them out right before we started.
As you notice, I'm kind of running behind on everything today.
I don't have time to think about it.
Do you have one in mind?
Oh, man, there's so many.
OK.
I have two main ones.
OK.
I have two main ones.
OK.
The first one that popped in my head was the 1987 trick or treat.
Oh, OK.
Yes.
That's how it goes.
Sammy Kerr.
Between that, yeah, yeah.
Between that and Smokey and Abandoned.
Cool.
I'm torn right there.
I'm torn.
I'm going to do something much simpler on the surface right now, but I'm sure I'll think
of something else and I'll bring it up next podcast.
The vacation movies.
They're always cool to watch.
They're always funny.
Chevy Chase was just so masterful playing Clark Griswold.
The scenarios and the crazy shit that they come up with.
I love it.
So I'm just going to go vacation movies right now.
I mean, Die Hard could be one.
There's just so many of them that I loved that stuck with me all the years.
Even Terminator.
There's all these movies that we grew up on that I love.
I'm going to have to think of my all time favorite.
So right now I'm going to say vacation movies, but it's probably going to change.
I'm going to stick with mine.
I cannot tell you between the two.
I'm here to space tie with this.
Well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to change mine, but I'm going to go with vacation movies.
And if I don't change it, I'm pretty happy with that anyhow.
So there we go.
And then finally, okay, I recently asked about Jeffy X.
I'm now wondering if the ass paddling is ever going to come back.
They didn't leave a name.
They left a name on the last one.
I can't remember the person's name.
I think it's a chick.
Anyhow, yeah, all of that is coming back.
We've had a lot of stuff going on.
I mean, all this stuff that we're talking about takes time, which I'm having problems coming up with.
You know, it's all going to come back and we're going to get the program to where it was before.
It's going to take time.
That's all there is to it.
Rob's got some stuff that he's working on.
Believe me, it's all going to come back and it's all going to be about the same stuff that we did before.
We're just now working our way back into it.
And you know what?
I mean, I think it's going pretty good so far.
What do you think, Rob?
Yeah, we're getting better.
I can tell.
Yeah, yeah.
So I can tell.
We're getting better.
We definitely are.
And also we do.
And like you said, we have a lot in the works.
Yeah.
We're just getting the time to put it out.
Yeah.
Jeffy X has worked on part of a list already.
Jeffy X has just not finished it yet.
So Jeffy X will be back.
And the Ask Paddling, we've got to start taking notes of people that need it.
So, oh, I know one right away.
The terrorist down there in New Orleans.
I'll have to get his name.
And then we have to do, you know what?
Now, I'm going to leave that alone.
Yeah, let's make a list.
Yeah, we'll make a list.
And I'll talk to you about my anti-Ask Paddling.
But it might piss some people off.
You know what?
I'll talk to you that not on the podcast.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, all right.
Rob, you got something you want to throw at him.
Yeah, I do.
On our last podcast, I started a list of laws that you wouldn't believe.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, we are up to Denmark.
Okay.
Before starting a car, drivers must check underneath for children to prevent accidents.
I think America needs to adopt that law.
Yeah, yeah.
In Victoria, Australia, seeing an obscene song,
it's illegal to sing an obscene song in a public place in Victoria, Australia,
under the Summary Offences Act, 1966.
Okay.
What would be an obscene song?
That's what I was wondering.
We can tell you.
Yeah, I'm wondering.
All right, keep going, Rob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's that line?
I'll have to look into that.
Yeah, that's...
Anyhow, go ahead.
In Samoa, forgetting your wife's birthday is considered a criminal offense.
You know what?
With the penalty of being a fine or imprisonment.
You know, that's a great law, and here's why, Rob.
You're safer in jail.
You're safer in jail if you forget your wife's birthday.
They know this.
They're like, hey, let's just throw him in jail for a little while
and wait for the wifey to calm down.
Then you send him back in general population.
She's like, well, I guess he got his punishment, and everything's good.
Meanwhile, you're at the jail hamming it up with the guys, probably playing poker and shit.
And it gives her time to calm down.
Exactly.
You think you're being punished, but actually it's a big ruse.
It's like, no, you've got to go to jail, mister.
We're defending your wife.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
I know, man.
When I first read that, when I started rolling, because that's what I was like, dude,
I'm not going to punish Nick.
That's a mistake.
You're safer.
You're safer behind bars if you forgot your wife's birthday.
Hang on, go ahead.
Okay.
In Greece, to prevent damage to ancient monuments,
wearing high heels is prohibited at archaeological sites.
Yeah, and also boots, certain types of boots.
There's some other laws, too.
You can't have any type of anything that produces trash on you.
Like, let's say you've got a Snickers bar that has to come off of your person before you go there.
Yeah, there's a lot of odd little laws, but they do it because they don't want to constantly be cleaning up after people
and destroying these massive stadiums that are still intact somewhat.
I mean, you know, so they didn't used to have them behind stuff.
It's my understanding that they do now.
But it used to be you knew where they were at right off the road, and you'd just walk up to them and whatever.
But now I think they regulate them somewhat, and that would be like the high heels and the certain types of shoes.
So that's cool.
Hey, I'll go ahead.
Right.
Okay.
In the USA,
Kinder Surprise Eggs, which contain a toy inside, are banned from import and sale in the United States due to concerns over choking hazards.
Okay.
It's a law.
Okay.
They make a lot. These are all laws.
I think I get that.
I mean, you know, you know, I mean, sometimes you got to protect the people from themselves.
Sometimes a parent is not parenting correctly.
You know, see Harambe.
Right.
And you have to kind of protect them from their own stupid ass self.
This is one of those laws, isn't it?
It's like, yeah, I would say that.
Yeah, I'd be like, your kid might choke on this and you're probably not supervising him right. So it's a law.
You know, I get it.
Hey, go ahead.
Okay.
And make the last one for tonight.
Okay.
And there will be another night.
Cool.
In Canada, under Canada's criminal code, it's illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft, which penalties including fines and imprisonment.
Hmm.
Okay.
It says to pretend. So does that mean if you're actually doing witchcraft, you're all right?
Good question, Rob.
Okay.
I think that's a good question.
Okay, hang on. Let's break that down a second.
Okay. All right.
If you're practicing witchcraft, you could say that that is some sort of religion, right?
So you can do it on that grounds.
Now, if you're pretending to, you could use it as a threat, maybe. Is that it?
Yeah.
You know, go, oh, I'm going to make sure that you and your family burn or something. You know what I mean?
So could that be what's going on?
Yeah.
Huh. Okay.
That's a good one.
Because that one's got my attention now.
That one's pretty interesting.
That's pretending to practice.
Yeah, but you can actually practice it, but pretending to practice it is, uh, uh-uh. Can't do it.
The only thing I can come up with is what I just said, and I can't really think of anything else about that.
I think that's meh. Okay.
Yeah.
All right. Thank you, Rob.
There's a big thing online, okay?
You ever hear about keeping a bread clip in your wallet?
No.
Okay. Well, it's been a big hubbub online, and a lot of people say you need to keep a bread clip in your wallet, and a lot of people say, oh, that's bogus. Someone just made that shit up.
Well, turns out that a bread clip in your wallet does have a lot of advantages, and it can help you in several situations. Do you want to hear them?
Sure.
Okay. You can use your bread clip as a clothespin while you're camping. If you need to hang up your wet clothes while camping, and you forgot to pack clothespins, you can use the plastic bread clips from your food stock to hang your clothes on a clothesline.
Okay.
All right. Do you have a ton of cables behind your desk or TV that you need to plug in? We've all been there.
Bread clips could come in handy if you want to label the cables. Just wrap the bread clip around each cable and label them with a marker. You'll never have to dig through the tangled cables again.
You can also organize your cords using zip ties, Velcro strips, or large binder clips. Put bread clips on the stems of wine glasses to keep track of them. That's a good idea.
Have a party coming up? You can wrap bread clips around the stems of wine glasses and label them with a marker to easily keep track of whose wine glass is whose.
You can temporarily decorate wine glasses using wine glass charms to keep track of everyone's drinks and send them home with a cute party favor.
Use a bread clip to label the plants in your garden. You need a quick, earth-friendly way to keep track of which plant is which. Some people advise attaching bread clips to the stems of your plants and using a marker to write the name of your plant so you can tell which each plant is.
You can also use bread clips in different colors to identify the kinds of plants. For example, bread clips for vegetables and blue clips for fruits.
What I do is, peppers, right? But I do it with tape. If they're red pepper, I'll color the tape red. If they're an orange pepper, I'll color the tape orange. And so forth. And green and stuff like that.
So I kind of do that, but I guess I could do it with a bread clip even easier. You use bread clips to label the plants in your garden.
Anyhow, let's see. If you're worried about losing place in your book you've been reading, you can use a bread clip to mark where you are. Just lay the bookmark down on the page and then you can fold the bread clip over the page and it'll stay there and not move.
So you can cross stitch thread around the bread clip for easy storage. Untangling thread before every craft project can be turned.
To solve this issue, some people recommend wrapping your extra thread around bread clips. I've seen that done before. Instead of bobbins or running to the end of the thread through the hole inside to keep it all organized.
You can also organize cross stitch thread by wrapping them around bobbins or by hanging them in the bottom of a clothes hanger.
And if you're losing count of your knitting stitches but don't have a marker on hand, you can use a bread clip as a temporary stitch marker.
Just slip the clip on every tenth row to keep track of your stitches as you go.
Let's see, what else? Attach bread clips to the end of the tape rolls. I've seen that done before. You have a tape roll and you know how hard it is to find the end of it.
Yeah. I always just bend the end of it.
I fold it over but a bread clip works better because it works as a tab. It's kind of like a pull tab.
So, anyhow, let's see, if your zipper breaks, you can hook the bread clip through your zipper and pull your zipper up.
That's a really good one there too. Let's say you're out camping or something and y'all don't know, your shorts break.
Well, there you go.
Now, those are just some of them. There's some other ones. I just kind of went over a little brush over of them.
But that is why people say keep bread clips on your person whenever you go anywhere.
Me, I'm not that anal. I mean, if something happens, it happens, right?
I'm not going to go looking for my bread clip. Oh, shit, man.
Yeah, fuck, I don't know. I lost something. Whatever you need that bread clip for, I mean, you can do without it, right?
I think someone came up with this shit, put it online, and then people are just arguing with them to argue with them.
So, anyhow, and of course, I have to repeat it. So, all right, let's take our second break. Come right back.
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All right, sorry I had to. I know that's normally your job.
I know it's better.
That's normally your job?
I can't do a goat.
There we go.
There you go.
All right.
It's been a while.
We turn to you, Rob.
Okay, for last year, industry publication Inside Radio reports that news talk radio formats still reign as the top media outlet for radio listeners and even younger audiences.
The trend may continue in your 1.5.
See, that surprised me because I thought after Rush Limbaugh passed away and all that, I thought that it was going to start fizzling out because he was the apex of it.
And then there's a lot of other ones that just disappeared. I mean, they're just like, oh, they either stopped, got fed up or whatever.
You know, there's a lot of them that just don't do it anymore.
There is an opportunity that they used to have. I mean, they don't pay the money that they used to.
You know, the advertisers aren't quite what they used to be.
So I find that interesting. So go ahead, Rob.
Yeah. Our all news and news talk stations are seeing significant increases in the number of total listening hours and number of streaming starts, some by more than double digits year over year, said Drew Anderson, VP of News Talk Format for Odyssey.
Oh, Odyssey. Okay.
Yeah. Talk radio stations across Florida and throughout the United States reported an increase in listeners on a series of significant events.
These events included an assassination attempt on the end candidate Donald Trump last summer and Joe Biden's decision to drop out of the 2024 election, which led to Vice President Kamala Harris replacing him as the Democratic nominee.
I never thought about that. The big events that happened that would draw maybe younger skewing audiences to listen to it.
Yeah. Well, they also go into a little bit of how COVID helped with that too.
Because people were bored and sitting at home. I get it.
Yeah. And listen talk radio. Yeah.
Like the Talk is Cheap studio and the Duck Line studio, people could do their shows from their home.
A lot of the Talk people guys, they have home studios. And so it worked out well.
I remember Howard Stern, I think, did his from his basement or something for a long time.
Yeah. And there's a lot of them that did that too. Let's see. And in case you're wondering, Howard Stern still sucked from his basement too.
Oh yeah, I heard a few, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Okay. That's interesting because a lot of the industry went to this.
You know, I still listen to Bubba the Love Sponge. I listened to some of them today.
And I mean, I listened to a lot of his show today because I was kind of waiting in the car on a couple of appointments and stuff for Val.
And yeah, the show's still really good. It's not the same as it used to be, of course.
You know, they're not shocking women's pussies or putting dog collar karaoke on people. You know, they're not doing all of that stuff.
But it's still appealing. You know, they talk about current events and they have certain thoughts and it's still funny.
You still get chuckles off of it. But how they make money now is completely different.
They do it by people giving them money online. They do videocasts and people send them money.
You know, they're like they like the show and they're like, hey, they'll constantly go 50 bucks from Mr. Razor Edge, 25 from Jack Hammer.
You know, and that is they're funded by the listeners. A lot of places do this.
I mean, you know, like with Twitch, they're not on Twitch anymore, but there's other ones like Rumble and other ones that they go to.
And I think there's more freedom in places like Rumble and stuff like that.
But they're solely they they do a good living just off of that, you know, and that's where that industry seemed to be going.
But who knows, man, if talk radio is back on the rise and personality radio is maybe that industry will come back because I really like that industry.
I mean, music, I have my music that I listen to. Right, Rob, you have yours.
Yeah. OK. You know, always in a lot of times, I don't prefer to listen to a live station.
I'll listen to Sirius XM. No commercials like Ozzie's Boneyard Deep Cuts is one that I'm really on to.
There's some other ones, too. Classic Rewind. There's no commercials.
And barely anyone even going, hey, it's 1042 or whatever.
You know, you get a promo here and there. So that's essentially is your music box.
OK, only you're not sure what's coming up next.
So we have our playlists and we have our stuff that we listen to.
So we don't necessarily need that. But like live content like that, I think is fantastic.
I used to love it, man. I used to just go around the dial and see who I could hear.
Did you ever do that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did all the time.
Yeah. And sometimes you find that's how I'm so well, did it use it?
You know, I listen to everything. Yeah.
Yeah. So that's cool. If that type of industry comes back, I would I personally would love it.
So anyhow, we'll see what happens. You have more on that or?
No, we'll be here on that. OK.
All right. Well, do you want to hear a list of the drunkest NFL fan bases?
I love it. OK. The number one, the number one one kind of surprises me a little bit,
but the team does suck. So I get the drinking part.
Coincidentally, the chiefs are number 30 and two teams they didn't have a report for.
The chiefs were the last one on the drinking fan base.
You go to Arrowhead, you would not think that, right?
No, you wouldn't. Yeah. They were the last one on here.
The number one was the Tennessee Titans.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, their team sucks, but I just don't imagine them as a bunch of beer swilling yellers, you know.
Well, maybe so. Yeah, I wouldn't put them number one, but I wouldn't put them down the bottom either.
No, I mean, we already talked about Nashville. So you're talking about a bunch of
country boys. Yeah, you're talking about Nashville, the South.
So, yeah. All right. All right.
Number two is the Pittsburgh Steelers. I thought I thought Philadelphia be ahead of them.
But anyhow, yeah, I can see that, too.
The terrible towels are mouthy. They're arrogant.
All the stuff that goes with people slamming too many.
Look at all the breweries in Pittsburgh. Yeah, that's true. Good point. Good point, Rob.
There we go. They all go to the breweries and then they go to the stadium. That's what happens.
Number three is the Indian Crapple's Colts.
I think it's just because they suck so bad anymore people can't stand it, so they have to blast it out of their mind.
So there you go.
Hey, you also got Auto Racing up there, the Indianapolis Fire and Rescue.
That's right. That's right. They're smashed. Yeah.
Okay. Another bunch of good old boys.
Okay. Makes sense there, too, Rob.
Number four, I agree with this 100% because the team blows.
The Atlanta Falcons.
They hired Kirk Cousins. Yeah, yeah. I just, yeah, the team sucks.
And then they had to bench Kirk Cousins because he couldn't even stand it there. He started sucking.
And then this Pinnix guy is actually doing all right.
But there's still the Atlanta Falcons. And yes, if I was a fan, I would probably be like, well, a gun or drinking?
Well, I don't want to die yet, so I think I'll just drink. So I get it.
Number five, the New Orleans Saints, or as they used to call them, the Aints.
Remember when they had a A-Bear, Bobby A-Bear and that whole clan there?
And anyhow, they used to wear the bags, the plain paper bags over their heads like the Unknown comic.
And they had Aints written on them.
Well, they're kind of being the Aints again. So no more who'dad in that land. At least not right now.
Number six, the Miami Dolphins.
They still have Mardi Gras. Oh, yeah, yeah, yep.
Which I will never go to because I witnessed Halloween there.
That was enough to tell me I never want to go to Mardi Gras. That's all right.
I'll go to the off season and go to some of the restaurants I will go to and go to some of the bars on Bourbon Street, but not a whole lot of them.
I prefer Jefferson Street. Totally different story.
Yep. Jefferson Street actually is cool. Halloween was nuts.
There's a bunch of criminal in mass. That's what a cop told us, too. They said, be careful.
There's a bunch of criminals in mass.
When I went there with Val, this is what happened. And I'm not joking.
This was just it couldn't have happened better to illustrate what I was talking about.
OK, in New Orleans, they have different gimmicks to rip off people, to steal from you.
OK, so Val had never been there before, and I've been there a few times. I was explaining to her was coming on Toulouse Street.
We're getting ready to go around on Bourbon Street. OK, I go, all right.
This is a touristy area now, so be careful.
Hold on to your your bags and hold on to your purse.
Really, you know, make sure you got a good hold of it because one of the things they do here is they have like a 10, 11, 12 year old kid running to you as hard as they can.
Like they're running from somebody.
And then when you reach down to grab your bags or whatever's in your hand, they grab your wallet or your purse and they run into a into an alley.
So when you go into the alley to chase them, people are there waiting for you and they steal everything else you have to.
Just as soon as I tell Val around the corner, we're starting to go on Bourbon Street headed south there towards Canal.
I go, yeah, here's something going on.
About that time, a little kid ran right straight into me, but I had a dummy wallet.
I was already ready for him.
Whenever I go to New Orleans, I carry a dummy wallet with nothing in it in my back pocket.
And I have a money clip with my cards and everything in my hand to where they can't get it.
And anyhow, he come by and he tried to get my wallet.
He didn't even get the dummy wallet.
He couldn't do it in time.
And anyhow, and then he tried to run over to Val, but by that time people were already looking at stuff, so he took off into the distance.
But it was funny because I just told her that and it happened right after.
Right after that, right after I told her that.
I was like, well, there you go.
And then I told her about the other thing that's going on because I seen it get ready to go down.
It was just funny that all this stuff, the gimmicks that I knew about were happening right in front of us.
Another one is you have two sets of homeless people or transient looking people, right?
And they have dogs.
OK, and they start talking to each other from each side of Bourbon Street and yelling at each other.
And then they come together in the middle to talk.
You're in the middle of that crowd.
They beat the shit out of you.
Take your stuff.
And then they all dispersed in different areas.
And as soon as that happened, as soon as they start coming at us, I started screaming, hey, motherfucker, and start pointing at him and saying, yeah, you this guy.
And they took off because it drew attention to them.
And a lot of people don't know this stuff that goes on there.
And they fall victim to another one.
So they want to know your shoe size.
And then when they're like, hey, I got a trick to show you, it's a trick about your shoes.
When they're down there looking at your shoes, someone comes up behind you and steals your wallet or whatever.
There's all these tricks that they do there.
And anyhow, so the whole point is, is no, Marty, no.
I'm going to go during the off season when they're maybe not so apt to steal from you.
And I'm probably going to go to Decatur Street and not that much of Bourbon Street because Bourbon Street, they know you're a tourist.
If you live there, you go to Jefferson Street, which is just outside the French Quarter.
And that's where the service industry people go to is Jefferson Street, just outside the French Quarter.
And the drinks are a tenth of the price and the people are cooler than hell and the bars are cooler than the ones on Bourbon Street.
So anyhow, sorry, I got on a big tangent there.
Yeah, yeah, move on.
Miami Dolphins are the next one and at number six.
And well, it's so bad that Tyrone Hill is demanding the trade.
It's Florida.
They don't they traditionally don't care about football that much because they're on the beach.
So number seven, the Green Bay Packers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
They're built swilling up there.
Number eight is New England Patriots.
Number nine is the Las Vegas Raiders because they suck.
Number 10 is the Los Angeles Rams, which I don't get.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 11 and 12 is the Cleveland Browns.
The Cleveland Browns you think would be up there a little bit more.
Seattle Seahawks, 13 and 14 is the San Francisco 49ers, who I thought would be way down there because they keep losing to the same team.
What team is that, Rob?
That's you.
Yep.
They're daddy.
Anyhow, I'm not going to go.
We don't have to worry about it.
No, no, they are not there this year.
Now, Philadelphia might be there again.
Yeah.
Might get another rematch.
We'll see what happens.
But, you know, like I mentioned on my solo cast for the Sports Bastards, I don't think a lot of people realize what happened there.
And I'm certain of this.
Okay. You play your second or third string against Denver, right?
They're playing very well as it is.
And if they win, they're in.
Their young quarterback, Bo Nix, throws almost flawlessly.
Four touchdown passes.
Just does everything great.
So now they go into Buffalo, beating the two-time defending championships and shutting them out 38 to nothing.
So they're on a high.
And they're better.
They think they're better than what they are.
And that's a dangerous team that doesn't know that they should lose.
See what I mean?
So that even if they don't pull off the miraculous upset, they're going to beat the shit out of Buffalo.
See what I'm saying?
I think that Andy Reid probably figured that.
He's like, you know what, I'm going to give this team a little bit of confidence and unleash them on Buffalo.
And then by the time if we see them again, if we do see them again, they're going to be beat up enough.
And we're probably going to be a little bit different team because they got humbled a little bit.
I think that they're going to be there.
Yes.
So I think there's a lot of that that's going on right now.
And Cincinnati's over there, bitch, and they got an online petition saying that they need to get into the playoffs that they got fucked by the Chiefs and all this stuff.
And no, no, no, no, no.
You know what Andy Reid's what his job is?
The Chiefs.
His job is not the Bengals.
The Bengals job is the Bengals.
And they obviously didn't do it well enough.
If you need help to get into the playoffs, you probably don't need to be there.
Right?
Yeah.
So you can look at your own worst enemy, Cincinnati, and that would be you.
That would be the people in the team that didn't get it done this year and the coaches, not the Chiefs.
So Chiefs are set in number one seat.
Yeah.
You got nothing to lose until now.
Yeah.
Your team is booking their reservations to Cancun right now.
They're going to be in the program.
And you forget it.
You forget it.
We called up our lower units to do this.
Yeah.
And have them be there.
Yeah.
And I'm telling you, I think the psychology behind it is that.
I think it is like, you know.
I love it.
Yeah, I do too.
I think it's brilliant.
So we'll see if it works.
I mean, I think at the very least, Denver is going to beat the shit out of Buffalo, which is what we want being in our position.
So.
It's a chess match.
Yes.
It's what it is.
Yep.
So.
Yeah, I would agree.
So, and part of the chess match is setting up your rivalries.
Putting them against each other just right.
So, anyhow.
All right.
That was enough of that.
I could go on with more of them.
But you know what?
I think I got my point across and I think nobody wants to hear the rest of the drunkenness of whoever.
So Rob, you got something you want to go into?
Yeah, actually this one's a little bit of a long one.
Okay.
Toyota has been building its Berlin city since 2021, which will serve as a test ground for driverless cars, small homes, and robotics.
The site is just a few miles away from Mount Fuji, Japan, and it costs $10 million.
Oh.
Well, I guess the whole city.
Or not 10 million, 10 billion.
10 billion?
Okay, that's even worse.
Well, it's a tech city is what it is.
The current construction for the Ambitious project is now complete and 100 people will move in later this year.
It's well announced at the CES tech show in Las Vegas.
The current site will eventually house 360 residents.
Now, once phase two and future phases are complete, up to 2,000 people to be living there.
Wolman City is more than just a place to live, work, and play.
Say, Accio Toyota.
What did he?
German or Toyota?
Okay.
I just not caught that.
Wolman City is a place where people can invent and develop all kinds of new products and ideas.
It's a living laboratory where the residents are willing participants, giving inventors the opportunity to really test their ideas in secure, real-life settings.
The inventors and their families, known as Weavers, will relocate Wolman City in autumn with the goal of developing technologies to address societal challenges.
Toyota is inviting experts from third parties, too, including a firm working on pollen-free spaces for those who suffer with hay fever and other building futuristic vending machine concepts.
Meanwhile, an instant noodles company will also look to create food environments to inspire new food cultures.
Visitors to the top secret city will be limited to related parties at first, but the general public will be able to visit and participate in activities from 2026.
Toyota has previously explained that each resident will be kitted out with solar panel rooftops, AI tech to monitor health inside the home, and all vehicles and buildings will be connected through data and sensors.
Houses made mostly from wood will include in-home robotics to assist daily living, helping residents to be more independent.
Streets will be split into three types, pedestrian-only areas, roads for fast-moving traffic, and streets for mixed to low-speed vehicles.
The car brand commissioned Danish architect Jard Ingels, whose previous project includes the two World Trade Centers, the Lego House in Digmar, and the Google's Mouth View.
Hey, Rob, real quick. I got an idea. Sorry.
Did you?
Okay.
From now on, I have problems with names too.
From now on, we ought to come up with just a general name whenever we can't pronounce it or we're not sure what the pronunciation is.
We come up with a general name.
What do you want that name to be like?
Igle Biggle or something like that?
Yeah, we try and rhyme it to the last name.
Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah.
Because if something Ingels, or Biggles Ingles, I don't know.
All the names that I'm not sure about the pronunciation, I'm going to call Billy Falkenstein.
That's going to be my name.
Okay.
You can do whatever name you want. That's going to be my name.
All right. Not sure. I'm going to go Billy Falkenstein said that he saw it coming from his house, you know, or whatever.
So that's cool though, that Tech City deal.
And where's that going to be at?
And get back up here to it.
It's just a few miles away from Mount Fuji, Japan.
Mount Fuji. That was it. Wow. Fucking cool.
Oh, real quick. I want to address something.
I got a instant message a little bit ago and they want to know how come I always threaten to try some sort of a product and rate it and I never do.
I'm a dick. That's why.
I'll give you enough, Rob, right?
What was the last one? Moli Cola from Italy?
Dude, after that Buffalo Pepsi thing I was done, man.
Me too. Me too.
I tried. I actually tried it on the air. No, never again.
No, I tried it off off of the show and I didn't like it. I thought it was fucking horrible
Yeah, I don't know how people like that people like that shit. They think that's good
Well, you still got a man or do you want to show?
It was Buffalo
Yeah, they thought that that was cool or whatever
Maybe they just sent that word down here. So we try it the chiefs fans and then you know be sickened
And our dumbass did it
Of course
Do you got a couple more minutes or do you want to end this?
Okay, all right single women are doing photo shoots with fake baby bumps
We've entered maternity-era madness
true
Young women in China are paying for fake maternity photo shoots because they want beautiful pregnancy pictures while they're still at their physical peak
Interesting huh? They want to look physical physically fit the pregnant
The bizarre phenomenon don't
Yeah, exactly
Find this I find this very comical, but it's true
The bizarre phenomenon garnered a national attention in October after Gen Z influencer Mazeegi um
Billy Falkenstein
Aged in her early 20s strapped on an artificial belly and posed in front of the camera while I'm still slim
I wore a fake belly to take maternity photos and enjoyed a pre-made life. I
Even did it with my best friend. The beauty told her 5.7 followers per South China Morning Post
China's notorious one-child policy officially ended in 2015 and made concerns about an age and population
and decline in birth rates by their 30s many Chinese women feel their past or physical prime
Prompting young women to rush to photo studios before they'd be set by stretch marks and any unwanted weight
experiences during the actual pregnancy
after
Billy Falkenstein revealed she posed for the fake pregnancy pics
Others also admitted they had done the exact same thing
One 26 year old declared that she had her maternity photos taken when she was 23
Despite the fact that she wasn't even married yet another one praised Falkenstein
And admitted they'd be booking their own appointment
Anyhow, I've learned something new I'm going to buy fake belly and take maternity photos why I'm still at my slimmest the enthused
said according to the this
This company's investigation of it the fake baby bumps are easily available and purchased online and come in a variety of sizes
Meaning women can snap pictures that make it appear that they're at various stages of pregnancy
So they have different size ones too rob
They have like, you know small medium large or whatever like maybe three months six months and almost popped I guess okay
It's not just maternity photos that young chinese zoomers are faking
One singleton said that they had fake burial photos taken at age 22
Just in case they get wrinkles by 30 rob
Fake burial photos
Yeah, so they they want the burial photos to look like they're young even if they die at 90
They're going to use the burial photos when they're 20
The phenomenon widely
You condemn by many who believe it promotes body image issues and uh skinny and young beauty standards meanwhile
They see the photo shoots is ripe for mockery, which I agree
I will shoot my 70th birthday photos now and then post them on social media later
It will make me look so young when critic quit behind uh
Uh folkenstein's uh video another claim they would get a head start on their funeral photos
So they look beautiful when they die
Okay, okay, I all I gotta say is I really think these people are overthinking it I do too
Look the pregnancy one was one thing I
You want to do that that's okay with me but dying you want to look 20 let's say you die when you're 95
So you're going to give me 20 year old photos or I mean photos when they were 20 years old in a casket
Honestly, they did a good job on my mom. I kind of say it
Okay, okay
Yeah, maybe there's something there then rob maybe I'll just say it
Okay, okay, yeah, maybe there's something there then rob maybe maybe i'm the one that's kind of like oh no
Mom didn't need a 20 year
That's awesome to hear man
Uh, I'm glad i'm glad to hear that. She looked great and I knew she would and i'm glad they had a good job
And i'm glad that the service is an awesome job. That's good. Oh my god
Did that that's great good. Um, you want to give them a plug or anything or not?
Um hell I got to call it in the other room. Oh, that's all right. Forget it. Uh
Hathaway peterson funeral
All right, and wheatland missouri. All right. So if you die anytime soon, make sure and have that in your will
That they use that pond it's all right. There you go. Beautiful lake actually
Actually
Seriously right across some lucas oral racetrack
Yeah, I know where that's at. I've been to lucas. Holy racetrack. Yeah, it's right there
awesome
Well, I I never even looked the other way I guess
You know how many people I should have had for armadillos on my way to the raceway
Oh my god, we yeah, there's tons up there. Oh shit. I probably hit 10 of them
Going that raceway
Uh, they are all over the freaking place down there. Geez. I couldn't believe
I love the lake. The lake is awesome
Yeah, it's primitive it's more primitive than the other ones that are so well traveled
Uh palm deep terror terror is kind of a I don't know kind of a lesser-known lake. Would you say in a smaller one?
Yeah, it's more of a smaller fish. It's a core of engineer lake. Yeah. Yeah, so they can't have their houses and docks
There there is limits on the boat like
Um nothing over
24 or 25 foot I think I think you're right something like that speed boat speed boat
Yeah, and it it has a top speed at 55 I think
55 I think because it's a smaller lake and core of engineers does not allow anyone to have their docks or houses on the water
No, which is fantastic there are docks
But as they come available there's
There's a waiting list
Yeah, there is
And that's how come truman reservoir became so popular
It's a core of engineers lake and you don't have all of the partying and all that stuff going on
So if you want to go there and fish or just have a relaxing time on the uh, beautiful lake
You can go to the lakes you got to yeah. Yeah, and another of its core of engineers that I love is table rock
Yes table rocks. Yeah table rock is fantastic. And also I love the way table rock
Goes the tip of it goes down into arkansas the some arms of it
And there and they're over there really close to beaver lake and a lot of people think it is beaver lake, but it isn't
But it's a very southern tip of table rock lake that does that little horseshoe bend in there that area there is beautiful
It's just gorgeous
And um, there's like some wineries over there on the lake and there's like, you know where the little golden gate bridge is
Yeah, that's actually table rock lake that's not beaver lake like people think it is
And they have some bars on that restaurant restaurants on the lake. That place is beautiful
And the only thing about the gold little golden gate bridge is it is a one lane bridge
And you got to make damn sure no one's coming on the other side because you don't want to back up that whole damn thing
So, um, so anyhow
All right, rob you got anything yeah, yeah, I got one here all righty
Oh, I'm in our body in north korea
North korea, um, the little little sawed off mid uh, oh a little person
Yeah, yeah the little person. Yeah, little guy cute little chubby fucker
North koreans have reportedly been banned from eating hot dogs
As part of a crackdown on western culture infiltrating the hermit kingdom
I heard kim jong-un likes hot dogs in his mouth
Director kim jong-un has declared that selling the sausage was an act of treason
The center reports amid the rising popularity of a south korean dish inspired by the u.s
People caught selling or cooking hot dogs
selling or cooking hot dogs based on prospect of time in the
country's infamous labor camps
Wow, well pong yang has also decreed that the borscht could also be jailed
Did I read about that a little back
Um, I don't know where the wars had to be. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yes
Yes, yeah. Yeah now he's saying people really eat fucking hot dogs. Sorry for the
Geez, what a fucking
Little pint-sized tyrant
Yeah, and they they have uh
Culture cuisine that includes them so they can't be eating it
Wow, you know what I think we need to do
Because we need to send some of our best forces over there to kidnap him and then we bring them back here and spank him for hours
Bear ass spanking that little bastard for hours
Isn't that what he needs?
Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah his
His little ass is red from all the spanking that he gets. I mean you'd have to pay some
Very well, you want to go to ask that link? He's already on the hall of fame. Yeah, he's in the hall of fame. Yeah, I mean
So, yep
um
Wow
so
No dogs
Except for him wink wink nudge nudge
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
He loves his hot dogs ask denis rodman
Um, let's see you still got time or you want to end this shit show
Yeah, we've got more message on then let's do that
Yeah
Um, all right walking remains an accessible and popular exercise
for many reasons
You don't need any fancy equipment. It's good for your heart health helps you sleep better
Feels better and is a simple way to get your daily dose of fresh air
There are plenty of methods that can help you
Keep you engaged while walking
And interesting lately rucking a new walking trend is picked up in steam on social media as a way to spice up your regular daily stroll
Rucking is simply just walking with weight on your shoulders
Daily stroll rucking is simply just walking with weight on your body
So you see i'm overweight. I'm already rucking
Right
Yeah, i'm walking with weight on my body so I I didn't know it I was doing a trend
Rucking is walking weight on your body said nichelle schlarr
falconstein billy falconstein the director of training at gorak
A rucking gear company so I think this can be used to everyone's advantage
You need some lifted and taken to another location and walking distance
Simply offer a rucking exercise to whatever
So you can offer to take something to somebody or maybe even get paid for it
Like anything it's all in how you sell it rucking brings more of a challenge to your daily walk
Which is a good thing for someone who is looking to work their body in a new way
Okay, so there you go
I think a lot of people in america are rucking and they just don't know it. What do you think?
Yeah, they accept it
Yeah, yeah
All right, well, they want to admit it or not. Well, they want to admit or not. They're rucking
Hey, just think of it. You're on the cutting edge of something
And you didn't even know you were so there you go
Um, all right rob you got something
Yeah, I got one here all right
Debbie harry
Has revealed that home depots are chosen location for flirting
With great strong men who worked in the garden department. Is this blondie debbie harry?
the 79 year old blondie singer
Here goes the famous 70s with songs including rapture in one way or another
Heart of glass
Heart of glass that's a fucking fantastic song anyhow go ahead. Yeah
Uh, maybe a mission while we're calling it recent trip down depot
us
equivalent of bnq in the uk
Okay, where she saw a really sexy man and gave him a suggestive work
Speaking to sunday times harry said I found somebody that I thought was really sexy
He was working in the garden department, but he was busy
asked by the interviewer
Whether she got a chance to communicate with the home depot employee. She said now
We just sort of looked at each other and did that
journalists
Julia smith then remarked that harry gave her a look that could spark forest fires
Harry continued on depot is where I do my all my flirting. There are some big strong men there
There you go, you want to say the last star is currently single she confirmed
She was previously in a relationship
with her former bandmate
co-writer chris stein
The pair split in 1987
Wow, that's a long time to be single
Um, wow, okay. I got a question for you rob. Okay
Um if I was single
And you're single right? Okay, and debbie harry 79 years old
Okay, or deborah harry or whatever she goes by all right. She wants to bang you. Do you do it just for bragging rights?
I mean she has no no no no no for bragging rights. No, I've just seen a picture of it
Oh, is she doing that for me? Okay, she's still hot for yes. I know but not
Oh, I know about you know what the day over like 60
I know about let's see 10 years ago. She looked fantastic. She had dark hair. Does she still have dark hair?
Oh, sure, I've seen with blah. Oh she went back one. Okay. She went. Yeah, I think so
She's still good
Okay
Well, if she didn't I still say as a man you'd have to that way you would always have that bragging right you'd be like
You know some go. Yeah, remember so so yeah, I nailed her and then you'd go. Oh, yeah, remember blondie
I nailed her you don't have to say when she is like 85
You can say I just nailed her. That's it. You don't have to say an eight
So
Yeah, that's what you do, man
Um anyhow you got anything else?
All right, all right. All righty. Um, let's see. Yeah, I got a bunch of stuff here
Um, if you feel like me doing one more
Go for it. All righty. I got I got um, I got the time to stop the material
Okay, I I got a lot of stuff I could go through here because stuff
Yeah, I could go through and find something. Okay. Well, um, I was going to do
Use yours up. Okay. I was going to do some more solo cast but I never got a chance to so I got all this material
Uh mystery black objects that fell from the sky during a storm have left locals baffled
uh in in uh in the town of uh,
Thailand
Uh, what is the name of shit? I didn't I don't even have the name down here
Some is some town in thailand mystery black objects falling from the sky and puzzled locals
A couple in funktang. That's it. Fuck tang f u c k
tng fuck tang a province near malaysian border
Discover the strange items in their garden
um
Billy falconstein and
Billy falconstein and his wife billy falconstein
Believe the rocks may be extra terrestrial and claim they improve their health
The couple found some shiny black rocks ranging in size
And totaling over 44 pounds in their palm platform after a storm
There was a very heavy rain and lightning around 2 a.m. On that day causing a fire outside
uh
Falconstein told viral press in the morning. There was a fallen tree and burn marks on the ground
I walked over to the burning pit and there was smoke so I covered it with soil
Two weeks later, they revisited the pit and discovered the shiny black rocks
The falconstein shared that while collecting them one sharp rock cut her and caused her to bleed
But the pain and the heat quickly subsided and the bleeding stopped
After keeping the rocks for about a month. She reported feeling more energetic and mentally clearer
Neighbors have even noticed unusual patterns on the rocks and interpret them as lucky numbers
They plan to use them for lottery tickets
um now they want authorities to uh examine the uh the rocks and I don't think the authorities give enough shit to because they don't believe them
And the falconsteins, um, I think are pretty much being laughed at down there. So
um
A texas pizzeria's viral post about tips stealing teens solve different crime in a different way a texas
Pia ria pizzeria whose tip jar money was stolen by a group of teenagers thought of a creative way to make back the pilford cash
In the new process found another victim of the bracing crew
Employees of stone oven pizza in Wichita Falls, Texas
Posted about the harrowing situation on facebook explaining that the teenage thieves left behind a cowboy hat
Which the workers decided to auction off in order to make back the stolen tips
Last night our crew ran into an incident where some teenagers stole the tips out of our tip jar
However, luckily enough the thief left his hat
We're not a big fan of hats around here
However, we know the beautiful community of Wichita Falls and we would like to open up an auction
The post said the highest bidder by tuesday afternoon will win the prize of this authentic cowboy
um
Whatever it is
Um, thingy is pretty much what they said all proceeds will be divided evenly between the three team members that lost out on tips last night
And balance will be restored to the multiverse multiverse she said
What this attention also did was allow us to find the original owner of the hat not the teenager that dropped it
But the gentleman whose truck was broken into that the kids had stolen it from the update explained
It was the team members themselves that decided this man's head was indeed looking cold
And we will be returning the property to its mightful owner
Although the hat could no longer be auctioned the eatery still took care of the staff that was affected by the crime
Do not worry the employees have been given 50 dollar bonuses
uh
and out of compassion
And not a bad result compared to that 20 that that punk kid ran off with it said with a laughing emoji
so
There you go. They returned a hat and they got 50 bucks too. So and their tips that they stole and they actually quadrupled them
So good things do still happen
um
Want to hear some weird things on amazon that are for sale rob?
All right
Okay, the number one weird thing on amazon is a sirumi burritos tortilla throw blanket
Um, it wraps you whenever you wrap it. It looks like it turns into a tortilla
Um in which you would look like a burrito whenever you wrap yourself in it. It goes for 13.59
The second most weird object that is for sale on amazon is a squirrel finger puppet set
It turns your fingers into playful squirrels
Great for impromptu puppet shows or adding some whimsy to your day cute and hilarious. They're sure to make everyone smile rob
Bye now
Yeah 9.99
Uh a laterty mini golf toilet game brings a whole new meaning to bathroom breaks
Practice your putt while you ponder turning every trip into the toilet into a mini golf adventure
You just don't get too competitive. It says you can buy it now for 17.99
The toysmith multi-voice changer alters your voice into various tones ideal for pranks or adding a twist to conversations
Transforming anyone from a robot to a chipmunk with this fun gadget. I need that for this show
Toy smith multi-voice changer. Yeah, we need some chipmunks on this show, don't we?
Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Okay. I i'm gonna check into this
Toy smith multi-voice changer. All right. Hang on. Let me highlight that
That way I don't throw it away. I'll know there's something on it that I need or should look at that
Okay, cool
uh 17.99
um
Chop sabers light up lightsaber chopsticks
That's cool
All right, they look like lightsabers, but they're chopsticks illuminate your dining experience with the power of the force
Perfect for star wars fans or anyone who enjoys eating sushi in style
You can buy now for them 1999 or two of them for 9.49. There we go
um
Comfort meets comedy with these oversized granny panties hilarious gift for a friend or a costume
That's sure to get laughs at any party and it has different sayings on it in different pictures of grannies
You can buy them now for 11.99 or super extra large for 19
Embrace your inner jokester with these hilarious tiny hands perfect for pranks photo ops or just adding a touch of
Assertity to everyday tasks you take these tiny hands and you put them where your hands should be
And it looks like a very small hand attached to your wrist. It's weird looking
Um, I wouldn't waste my time with it, but there's people that obviously buy them you can get it for 8.95
Turn any occasion to the mini cash storm with this playful gun that shoots out bills of fake money. I kind of like that
I know I do for parties weddings or anywhere else. You need to surprise someone with a shower of fun
You can buy it now for 16.99
Now that would be cool. Now, let's say like you filled it full of ones or something and instead of wedding
You would be the hit of the you'd be the hit at the wedding if you went up to like the first dance
And started fucking pelting them with real money out of this gun, right?
Yeah, I mean you would be yeah, I don't be like man
Look at fucking rob over there. He's going nuts up with the cash out of that gun, man
That dude's fucking right on he's fucking he's uh, he's doing good there
That would be cool
Um, and then finally a dad joke button instantly summon groans and chuckles with this button that delivers classic dad jokes
At the push of a finger. I like that too
A must-have for dads or anyone who appreciates pun-filled humor you can buy now for
1995 on sale
So if you need some dad jokes to um, oh no
Lighten up the room
piss people off
Whatever you have a dad joke button, which I think I want one of them too
And you know what would go very well on this podcast a dad button joke, right?
We just do
You know just do a little promos beep. You know, you get one beep you get another dad joke
And whatever voice it uses. I don't know, you know
I think that'd be pretty cool. I'm gonna check into that one, too
But man that voice changer
I gotta get that back
The voice changer I gotta remember that thing because man I I think you could really use a voice changer on this don't you
There it is
All right, I got it I gotta put it over here so I remember it
um well, um
You want to end this? I got more stuff that I could go on all night. I got all kinds of shit here
I just have one thing that oh go ahead
Hi ricky
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hi ricky dodge city, Kansas. We love you
Um, i'm still inviting jimmy
and opal
To get back with us. We love you guys and we would love to mention you on every show, but we can't
Unless you give us the okay, so
I got one more thing I want to touch on here too. I was going to put on the music creeps, but it doesn't really need to be on there.
Fleetwood Max Lindsay Buckingham granted permanent restraining order after testifying in court.
Ryan Nelman, Monday, December 23rd, 2024.
Fleetwood Max Lindsay Buckingham was granted a permanent restraining order against an alleged female stalker who showed up at his house in a In Touch Can exclusive report.
According to court documents obtained by In Touch, Lindsay, 75, appeared before an LA judge on Friday, December 20th.
Lindsay testified as part of his plea for protection against the 61-year-old woman named Michelle.
The court previously granted the Rockstar a temporary restraining order, but now Lindsay was awarded a full five years of protection.
At the hearing, Lindsay showed the judge the picture that Michelle left at his house when she showed up.
He also played an unmarked audio clip as evidence.
The judge determined Lindsay had presented enough evidence to warrant a permanent order.
The judge ordered Michelle, who did not appear for the hearing despite being served with notice, to stay 100 yards away from Lindsay, his wife Kristen Buckingham and his son William Buckingham.
Michelle was ordered to not contact, harass or threaten Lindsay in any manner.
Lindsay's restraining order will expire on December 20th, 2029, as In Touch first reported in his petition.
Lindsay accused Michelle of harassing his family since 2021.
He claimed she accused him of being his father, which he said was not true.
He said it was all started when Michelle found his wife's business cell number.
He said Michelle started calling Kristen, sometimes leaving long, drawn-out messages that included the claim that she was my child and threats to kill me and my family.
He said, She also blamed me for facial deformities. She apparently suffered as a child and demanded money.
Um, yeah. You think he needs a restraining order? I do.
Yeah, definitely.
Geez, man, what a freak.
Um, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two. You know what? I mean, I could go on, but I'm not gonna, man. I got like ten of these.
And you know what? A lot of them are kind of dated.
Let's split them up. Let's split them up.
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? The ones I can still use, we'll split them up later. You gotta go to work in the morning. I gotta scratch my nuts in the morning. So we got stuff to do. Right?
Yep.
All righty. Well, all righty. Rob, thank you again for joining me. Uh, wish me luck on scratching my nuts in the morning, okay?
Oh, we both need luck on that one.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Anyhow, enjoy work. I know you do. And I will speak with you.
Oh, God. I, yeah, I could not wait to get back to work today. I was going nuts, man.
I know. I know you were. And then you had to miss Monday because of the weather. So now you're back at it. That's cool. Cool. Did you enjoy the fresh sparks in the air?
Oh, I loved it.
And the black smoke?
I fired my baby up, but I gave her a kiss. Yeah.
You turned it off before you gave it a kiss, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, no. You kept it going? All right.
Oh, it's got a big shield around the blade.
Oh, okay. You kissed the shield. Okay. That's okay. Awesome, man. Do you do any cool angles today?
A few. A lot of my angles, we already know. We have patterns made. Oh, okay. They're like 45. I just take a pattern up there and move it. Yeah.
Okay.
Now, there are some I have to get my angle finder out and figure it out, you know. But most of what I do, we already know what I'm doing.
I used to love that in fabrication is getting the angles and figuring it out from point A to point B. Yeah, to me that is so fun and intriguing.
Yeah, I got this little digital angle finder. That's all I need.
Yep. No, that is what we need.
I just go over, set it, the angle of everything going on, and go back and cut it, you know.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. We used to do these two-sided panels at a place that I worked at, and you'd have to do the angle in reverse.
And if you didn't do it right, it was fucked. Oh, man. That was so much fun.
Oh, yeah. I've got cuts like that, too.
Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. You got to take it and reverse it. And anyhow, it's pretty interesting. So, anyhow.
All right, Rob. Have a good night, man. And I will talk to you soon. Like I said, I'm off work earlier all week. So if you want to do one, just send me a message.
And you guys might get an extra podcast here. Anyhow. All right.
Yeah, we'll do the podcast.
Yeah, if I have some stuff saved up, too.
All right. Yeah, we will probably do that. We'll give you an extra one today because we love you guys. Or not today, but this week.
All right. Thank you all for listening. Good night, assholes.
Good night, assholes.
Good night, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.