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Jesus.

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Why?

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What a burger, you say?

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Well, because what a deep fried crispy chicken nugget just didn't have the right ring.

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Turn your soils.

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We'll need drinking and bath water.

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You must build a reservoir.

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The key to hold water in the ground are the clays you have at its base.

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Research water purification methods and wild game will track to the water as well.

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No bat light here.

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These idiots just show up and hope for the best.

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Harambe stopped calling into our original show, Two Dipches and a cheap Radio Shack

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candy recorder.

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Why did Harambe stop calling into our original show, Two Dipches and a cheap Radio Shack

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candy recorder?

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Harambe was senselessly murdered because some idiot could not watch her children properly

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while looking at her phone.

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Sadly, Harambe does not listen to any show anymore.

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Sorry Harambe.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone invade your ear holes in.

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Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Here we are once again.

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I'm coming at you from middle America, USA, home of a lot of snow and ice.

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So speaking of that, Rob, you're supposed to get, last I knew you were getting ice and

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then you were supposed to get snow.

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So what happened down there?

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We got about an inch and a half of snow on top of it.

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An inch and a half, two inches.

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Oh, okay.

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But yeah, it's all starting to melt even though we're still in the mid 20s, low to mid 20s.

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Ours is going to take a long time to melt.

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I mean we had over a foot of snow and it's just.

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Yeah, you guys got buried.

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I've seen reports about that accident at the revenue triangle.

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Yeah that was over 200 cars.

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That was what?

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Yeah, 200 cars.

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That was interesting.

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And the thing is, I could have been stuck in that or been a part of it because I can

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go home in two different ways.

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I go down Bruce R. Watkins and hit 435 and come around to Holmes.

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You know what I'm talking about, right?

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Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

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Well that was right in the middle of that whole damn mess.

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And instead I was like, you know what?

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I'm going to spend an extra 15, 20 minutes.

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I'm going to take the city home.

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And it was the right thing because when I went under the underpass from 435, I could

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see lights stopped all the way up to the triangle and at least to Warnall State Line and that

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way.

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So I knew there was something big going on there.

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And then when I got home, I'm like, oh God, I'm so glad I went the way I did.

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But something told me.

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Guys.

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Oh go ahead.

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What?

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Oh something told me that the roads are going to like flash freeze like they did.

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And I was like, you know what, I'd rather be going 25, 30, 40 mile an hour than 60 mile,

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70 mile an hour in a flash freeze.

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So I was right.

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So anyhow.

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Yeah, I had a lot of people getting a hold of me.

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Hey, do you know where this is at?

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I said, yeah, I grew up driving that right there.

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You know?

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Yeah.

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When I first saw my driver's license, what did we do?

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Go to pass the mall.

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Where do we have to go through?

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The Grandview Triangle.

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That was that whole mess right there.

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The triangle was at the epicenter of it.

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And yeah.

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Now did you know that they started calling it different?

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They don't call it the triangle anymore.

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They call it three.

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Yeah, they changed the shape.

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Yeah, they have completely.

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It doesn't back up as bad as it used to.

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Actually it doesn't back up at all now.

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They reconfigured it.

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But they took the Grandview Triangle name away from it because of the bad feelings that

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everybody had about it for years.

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Because whenever you heard the Grandview Triangle, you're like, oh shit, I got to go through

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that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, now it's like, oh, three trails crossing.

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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So I mean, it still can be a piece of shit if people are driving like they do.

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But it's not a piece of shit like it used to be.

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So anyhow.

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Yeah, good.

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Yeah, because that's coming off 435, getting on to 71, now 49.

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Yeah, you come around that little curve, that little curve down at the very bottom, and

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that would bite people out every time.

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Oh, I know.

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Especially people that was unaware of it.

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They get down there and go, oh shit, what the hell?

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And you're going around a little S curve, so you got cars right, yeah.

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Next thing you know, it was a mess.

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And nobody's getting over for you, and there's trucks, and yeah, it was just a poorly designed

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piece of shit for years.

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But it's better now.

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But I mean, it can still be hell if people are doing the wrong thing, which they've been

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known to do.

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So anyhow.

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Hey, it taught us how to drive.

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No, you're right.

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It taught you great defensive skills, didn't it?

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It taught you great defensive driving skills.

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I would have to agree with that.

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It's like, hold on to your asshole and just drive as good as you can.

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So the Blizzard 2025 has finally come to an end.

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Now the only thing that's left is all the shitty drivers.

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Have you noticed there's two types of idiot drivers whenever you have weather like this?

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The overreactionary nervous idiot that's going too slow and suddenly stops, and the dumb

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shit that goes 80 over an ice patch, right?

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Yeah.

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So anyhow, I was on my way to work yesterday, right?

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And I have nine stoplights.

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So I got this little system.

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Nobody was on the road when I was going to work because they urged everyone to stay home

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again.

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And they even said something about roads being closed that weren't closed to try to keep

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people home, I found out.

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And it worked.

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So I'm going to work and I'm probably seeing maybe five cars.

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And I go like 35 minutes to work, do the city, and I sell like maybe five cars.

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And so what I do on days like that is I run the stoplights because yeah, you know what

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I mean, right Rob?

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The reason you run the stop signs is because even if a cop sees you, you go, man, I started

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sliding.

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I couldn't stop.

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So the only thing I could do was just gun it and go.

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And I did it right.

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Oh, go ahead.

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Well, the reason why you do that is because if you stop, then you may not get going again.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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And they know this and they leave you alone.

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They're like, oh, I get what's going on.

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I get what's going on.

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And they go on down there.

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You and Casey, the Hill on you and Casey on Rock Hill Road.

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You know where I'm talking about, right?

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Yeah.

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No, I know.

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I know where you're talking about.

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Well, I was on that hill there and I gunned it through a stoplight and a cop was right

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there on the side road, but he wasn't coming at me.

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You know, I always check, make sure no one's coming at me or nothing to do this.

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If someone's coming the other way, I stop, of course.

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So I go through there and he's over there kind of towards the parking lot on the other

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road.

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And he saw me and just waved.

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And I was like, okay, yep, this is cool.

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They still, it's good to know that they still abide by that.

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You know, it's kind of like, okay, we get it.

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The more you stop, the more chance you have of wiping out.

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So, you know, God bless you.

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Just keep going.

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Right, right, right.

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They would much rather you be safe.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And, uh, they would.

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Yep.

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So now did you hear about Dallas and Southern Oklahoma and, um, Arkansas and parts of Louisiana

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even they're getting a huge snowstorm, the same stuff.

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And you guys may be getting some of this too.

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Um, at least a few inches.

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I think we might be supposed to get some this weekend.

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That's right.

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Friday.

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I would have to go into my weather app and find out.

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We're skirting just on the extreme northern edge of it.

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We could get a trace to maybe two inches.

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They said if the line switches a little bit, we could maybe get two to four inches or something,

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but nothing major like last time.

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But down there in Dallas, after they get done with a couple inches of ice, then they're

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going to have eight to 12 inches of snow.

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Is the last I read.

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Well you're familiar with Dallas, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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They don't have snow equipment.

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A little bit.

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A little bit.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Number one, the roads.

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I know they don't get snow.

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I know that.

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Yeah.

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They don't have snow equipment and also the road systems are poorly designed.

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They have these freeways that like end and you don't even know what the number of the

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new freeway.

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It's the same freeway, but it ends.

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And you're like, what the hell is on 75?

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Now where am I?

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What the hell is this 152 shit or whatever, right?

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And also they have this one road called Beltline Road that goes all the way around Dallas.

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So you have north, south, east and west Beltline Road on each side of it because it's in a

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circle.

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So all the addresses don't make sense.

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It's like, well, is this this side of it or is it the west side of it?

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Because you don't have any of that.

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You just have, you know, northwest, you know what I mean?

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There's like configuration and all that you could figure out the addresses.

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And anyhow, so my friend Bob, you know, the one that left me the pug and all that, he

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used to live down in Dallas.

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Okay.

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And I was down there after Thanksgiving.

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I had a few days off.

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He's like, hey, come on down, man.

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So I come down there and we're hanging out and I, it's supposed to just like ice just

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a trace, right?

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So I'm like, I'm not worried about it.

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And Bob goes, hey, you're wanting to get some beer, right?

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Yeah.

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And he goes, um, you better go do it.

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I go, eh, I don't care.

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I was thinking he met the big store was going to close like the H E B or the, uh, Kroger

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was going to close or whatever.

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And he, and I go, huh, just get it from a seven 11.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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He said, you don't understand.

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He said, if it, if it one ice drop falls, they shut this whole city down.

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If you hear anything about ice at all, including just a trace, they shut everything down.

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I go on, just going to go over to seven 11 and get right across the road.

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No, that will be shut down.

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I'm like, what?

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Because you know, around here, the quick trips and seven 11 is the only reason they have

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locks on them, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Is for tornadoes and robberies.

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Other than that, they don't lock them up.

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They're always open Christmas, new years, whatever Thanksgiving.

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Um, does it matter?

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They don't lock them up.

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The only time they lock them up and the only reason they have locks, cause I've known people

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who worked at both places and they both said the same thing.

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They said the only reason we have locks around here is for two reasons, tornadoes and robberies.

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If you get robbed, you got to lock it up and the police do their investigation.

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You can't let people in all that stuff.

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Right.

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And if there's a tornado, you have to lock the door and everybody in there has to stay

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in and everybody out has to fend for themselves.

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Isn't that crazy?

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I mean, I get fired.

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I believe it.

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I believe it.

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No, I know.

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I get fired to be like, everybody get your ass in here.

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Come on, come on.

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I'll lock this shit up as soon as you all run in here.

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You know, um, but no, you're supposed to, as soon as you get the warning that a tornado

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is in your area, you're supposed to lock it right then.

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Even if someone's getting ready to run through the door, you lock it up and that's what you're

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supposed to do.

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Cause I've seen it done before.

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What the fuck?

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And like, I'm sorry, man, these are the rules and they say it's a safety rule, but I don't

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get how it's safe if you're letting someone out there, there's a tornado coming, you're

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letting them out there fend for themselves near the gas pumps.

295
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You know, I never understood that.

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Okay, well, what you need to do is watch the wind and the air because if they blow them

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doors open, it's going to make a suction.

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Oh, oh, okay.

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And it can suck people out of the building.

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Okay, I got you.

301
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I got you.

302
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And for everybody's safety in there, you have to shut, you have to lock the doors.

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That's why you lock the doors and you go back towards the back of the, like the coolers.

304
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Yes.

305
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Yeah, they say get in the coolers.

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That's the best place.

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Yeah, that's what they, yeah, that's what they say.

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For one, they expect the glass to blow out the other way from the cooler.

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And two, the smaller confined area in the middle of the building, the more chance you

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have of not getting sucked out and big items hitting you in the head and stuff like that.

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So anyhow, and then robberies are completely freaky because I, I happened to on one of

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them out in Kansas City, Kansas one time quite a few years ago.

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And I tried to open up and it was locked.

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I'm like, what?

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And the guy goes, get out of here.

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I'm like, what?

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He goes, the cops are coming.

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I'm like, I didn't fucking do anything.

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And he goes, no, leave.

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And then I see the cops coming and they told me, they said, get out of here.

321
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I'm getting out of here.

322
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Yeah.

323
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So yeah, so they kick everybody out and I don't know about people inside.

324
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I mean, they have to stay in or do they kick them out too?

325
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I don't know.

326
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I mean, they go to the witnesses.

327
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They're witnesses at that point.

328
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Yeah, they'd have to stay in, I guess.

329
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So anyhow.

330
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Yeah, they're witnesses at that point.

331
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Yeah.

332
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Yep.

333
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So yeah, Dallas, Fort Worth, Southern Oklahoma, like Admore and all those areas.

334
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I think it's Admore, isn't it?

335
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No, not Admore.

336
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What now?

337
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Ardmore, Oklahoma.

338
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Ardmore.

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Yeah, Ardmore.

340
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And then there's some other ones.

341
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Anyhow, down there in Southern Oklahoma, those guys, they're going to be in for it.

342
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I mean, there's just no snow equipment down there.

343
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And not only that, but the people do, I mean, except for the ones that came from up here

344
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or somewhere north, they do not absolutely have no clue on how to drive in it either.

345
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You know, they drive regularly and end up, you know, flipping the car over.

346
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So anyhow, it's going to be interesting.

347
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So yeah.

348
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All right.

349
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Well, let's see.

350
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What the hell?

351
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I was going to go into something here, but we got busy on everything else and I forgot.

352
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Like usual.

353
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Yeah, yeah.

354
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,360
Like usual.

355
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I got some emails coming up, but let's see.

356
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I got some stories right here.

357
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If you got something you want to go into, I'll look up a story here that I got.

358
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

359
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I got one right here in front of me.

360
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Okay.

361
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An escaped spider monkey in a pink tutu was rescued on the side of a Missouri highway

362
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after running up to a sheriff's deputy and tugging on his pant leg in search for help.

363
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Okay.

364
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Yes, you heard me right.

365
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A spider monkey in a pink tutu in Missouri.

366
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I'm anxious to hear this, Rob.

367
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See why this one caught my eye?

368
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Yeah, yes I do.

369
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This is right up our alley, Rob.

370
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Yeah.

371
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The Judson County Sheriff's Office said the quiver eight pound primate made it to escape

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from a house it was staying at when it opened the front door and wandered into the great

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outdoors on Friday.

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Deputies responded to a call for an animal complaint involving a monkey and it came upon

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the animal near Highway 21 and Highway M around 4 p.m. about an hour southwest of St. Louis.

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After careful negotiations and some coaching, deputies were able to get close enough to

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go hands on with the subject and bring bananas, this banana situation under control without

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incident.

379
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And an adorable twist, the frightened spider monkey welcomed the rescue efforts.

380
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Okay.

381
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Pretty.

382
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Whoa, it's cute.

383
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I like it.

384
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I'm looking at a picture of it.

385
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In the south of St. Louis.

386
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Okay.

387
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:07,920
Awesome.

388
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,920
Yeah, south of St. Louis.

389
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I love that.

390
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We got out of the tornadoes and robberies and went straight into spider monkeys and tutus.

391
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How great.

392
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Oh man.

393
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,440
Are you done with that story?

394
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,440
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

395
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,440
Okay.

396
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,400
You ever hear someone go, oh man, do you need a hug?

397
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Right?

398
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400
Yeah.

399
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,880
A lot of people say that, you know, you're kind of grumpy or whatever.

400
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,960
Does him need a hug?

401
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You know that shit.

402
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:44,160
So well, turns out a lot of people do need a hug, Rob.

403
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A cuddling salon for lonely people is so popular, there's a wait list and a warning about sex.

404
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:59,000
Aleksandra Kasperak is her name.

405
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Obviously foreign or, you know, to us.

406
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,080
Realize that sometimes people just need a hug.

407
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:10,880
The Polish entrepreneur runs a professional cuddling salon, which has become so popular

408
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that there's a wait list for lonely customers seeking some safer for work human contact.

409
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,720
I didn't expect there to be so many people interested.

410
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:27,880
Kasperak told Jim Press while revealing all in honor of National Cuddle Up Day on Monday,

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January 6th.

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Dubbed the Snuggle Center, it opened its doors and arms just two years ago, but has since

413
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been an explosion in business, particularly among those aged 40 to 60.

414
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Her group of regulars usually come once a week for an hour long snuggle session, which

415
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serves to relieve loneliness and other issues.

416
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So due to high demand, appointments must even be made several days in advance, said Kasperak,

417
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who got the idea about about reading about a similar embrace oasis online.

418
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:10,680
I love new challenges and embrace oasis online is where people get together and they pretend

419
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,800
to hug online, right?

420
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,720
And that's where she got this idea from.

421
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,280
They go into like this chat room and everyone goes, all right, let's hug each other.

422
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,920
I think it's rather stupid, but some people seem to get something out of it.

423
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,520
So okay, I love new challenges and experiences.

424
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I like to create something new.

425
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:35,760
Just introducing myself, I asked the client about his or her health condition, whether

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they have a sore throat, a runny nose, whether he or she is under the influence of alcohol

427
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or other psychoactive substances.

428
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The squeeze merchant explained.

429
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Then I give the client the hug rules.

430
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Those state among those guidelines that crossing sexual boundaries is an immediate termination

431
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of the session.

432
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,580
I wonder what the sexual boundaries are on it.

433
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:05,960
You know, I mean, is it, I mean, is it like if you lean into her and, you know, like maybe,

434
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,360
I don't know your private touches her exit.

435
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,360
I mean, what if you do that accidentally?

436
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,240
I would say any touching at all.

437
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,720
Any physical touch.

438
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:21,800
Okay, so all the touch is up to her and not to the client.

439
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800
Is that what you're getting?

440
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,800
Right.

441
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,800
Okay.

442
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,560
So she spends hours and changes into the provided robe to prep for the experience.

443
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Ready set snuggle.

444
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:39,400
During cuddle sessions, which run around $37 for one hour and around $72 for two, Kasperik

445
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said she not only hugs clients, but also conducts professional coaching sessions with them like

446
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a very hands on psychologist.

447
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,880
Clients tell me about their problems.

448
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,200
Man, this actually sounds pretty cool.

449
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I mean, really.

450
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,760
I mean, I don't know if I would do it, but oh, go ahead.

451
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:56,760
What?

452
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,760
So she, so she teaches them how to snuggle.

453
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Is that right?

454
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,760
Yeah.

455
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,760
Yeah.

456
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And she also listens to their problems, you know, like, I don't know, maybe someone, I

457
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:12,600
don't know, you know, well, you know, I got in trouble or I, you know, whatever.

458
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,640
I mean, you know, I'm having problems, you know, whatever.

459
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:22,640
And anyhow, clients told me about their problems, but also pleasant experience to talk about.

460
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Uh, that they want to feel important and appreciated.

461
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:31,480
She said the session, meanwhile, takes place in a Royal style cuddle room complete with

462
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fluffy, fragrant pillows and blankets, a lip fireplace.

463
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Okay.

464
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Cool.

465
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And a hydro massage shower, double cool and a luxurious bathtub per her site.

466
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Guests are offered a sweet treat, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or a glass of champagne.

467
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And at first I was a little weird about it, but when I did a little pro free read over

468
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,800
of it, I think it's pretty cool.

469
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What do you think?

470
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Yeah.

471
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,720
I mean, yeah, I like the idea.

472
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,560
I definitely see the clientele in it too.

473
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,880
I see a lot of people that would enjoy that.

474
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,880
Yeah.

475
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:16,720
It's a cross between psychology and prostitution.

476
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:23,120
Uh, yeah, you see the sexual boundaries is what would get me.

477
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,120
Right, right, right.

478
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,320
Like I mean, there's boundaries there.

479
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:31,080
I've had women friends before and you lean into a little too much and you know, you accidentally,

480
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,600
you know, rub up against them and you don't mean to, you know, so I wonder if like you

481
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,320
have to lay there and they have to do all the snuggling because I could see something

482
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,480
like that happening, you know, real easily.

483
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,480
Right.

484
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,480
Right.

485
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,480
Right.

486
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,880
So I would have to say you have to watch yourself.

487
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,440
Yeah, I would say too, because I mean, you know, that does happen.

488
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,280
Sometimes you're just like happy to see one you don't think and you're like, oh man, now

489
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:59,040
she thinks I'm like grooving up on her or something and I, you know, and I wasn't.

490
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040
Yeah.

491
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:05,040
Anyhow, um, let's go ahead and, uh, take our first break and then we'll come back with

492
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,320
something you want to talk about Rob.

493
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,320
Sound good?

494
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:16,440
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper, it's strange insults from an alien, real hilarity.

495
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:25,360
You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio state middle school.

496
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,680
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

497
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:34,200
We offer you first world problems.

498
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,000
Oh shit.

499
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,840
Look at that drive through wine.

500
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:45,400
Surely we don't expect me to actually have to go in.

501
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,800
This sucks.

502
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,640
Your mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.

503
00:25:53,640 --> 00:26:00,240
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

504
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,320
Would you grab me by the shoulder?

505
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,400
That way I can tell everybody I was touched by an angel.

506
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:15,520
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

507
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,000
How does a butterfly take a dump?

508
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,920
It never stops long enough.

509
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,740
Maybe it just sits while lofting.

510
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:28,680
Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers.

511
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,680
I may never know.

512
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:40,480
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douche bags and a microphone.

513
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,480
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

514
00:26:44,480 --> 00:27:07,440
Two douche bags and a microphone operating from the Takas Cheap Studio and the Duck Wine

515
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,480
Studio which are approximately an hour and a half away from each other but we do fine

516
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,480
with what we have.

517
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,480
I'm Mark.

518
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,480
Two and a half.

519
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,480
Two and a half hours.

520
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,480
Oh, two and a half.

521
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,480
Sorry.

522
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480
I'm Mark.

523
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480
Yeah, sorry.

524
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480
Um, alright.

525
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,480
Mark and Rob, that's all you need to know.

526
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,480
Unless you're in this weather, half a day.

527
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,480
Yeah, half a day on this weather.

528
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:34,480
Alright, Rob, you have something you want to speak of, right?

529
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,480
Yes, yes I do.

530
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:44,480
The inspiration for Eddie Murphy's beloved donkey from the Shrek movies has died.

531
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,480
Oh.

532
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:54,480
Although Murphy is 100% responsible for the personality of the donkey, just named Donkey,

533
00:27:54,480 --> 00:28:02,480
the appearance of the animated equine was based on one very specific real-life donkey.

534
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,480
Okay.

535
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:13,480
That's right, while animators didn't have a real-world reference for Shrek, we have.

536
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:23,480
The folks at DreamWorks did base the appearance of Donkey on a gentle soul named Heracles.

537
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:34,480
According to the New York Post and other sources, Heracles, also known as Harry, has just passed

538
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,480
away at the age of 30 in California.

539
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:46,480
Harry was a Jerusalem miniature donkey, originally from the state of New York, but ended up at

540
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,480
Barron Park in California.

541
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:58,480
Harry was only five years old when animators first used him as a model for the Shrek character.

542
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:05,480
He and his handlers were paid $75 per week for his service.

543
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:17,480
In 2021, Ginny Caratalli, one of Harry's handlers, noted that the specific mannerisms of Donkey

544
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:23,480
Shrek were almost 100% taken from Harry's personality.

545
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,480
Oh, wow.

546
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:30,480
It's amazing how our Donkey is in Donkey.

547
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:37,480
The way he flips his head when he's mad at Shrek and the way he trots.

548
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,480
Hmm.

549
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:48,480
Eddie Murphy is reportedly set to reprise his role as Donkey in Reignite with Mike Myers

550
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:55,480
in Shrek 5, which will hit theaters sometime in 2026.

551
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,480
Okay, cool.

552
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,480
Yeah.

553
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,480
Okay.

554
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,480
Yeah, I didn't know they took Donkey from a real donkey.

555
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,480
I didn't know either.

556
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,480
A lot of people wouldn't have known that, I guess.

557
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:15,480
No, yeah, I guess there's not really a reason to know it until like the Donkey passes away.

558
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,480
And as a miniature Donkey, it lived to be 30 years.

559
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,480
I think older donkeys can live to be like 70, right?

560
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,480
Oh, my God.

561
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,480
Like a human?

562
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,480
Well, this might have do something with his breed.

563
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

564
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,480
A miniature Donkey probably lives considerably less.

565
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:42,480
Because they've been bred and bred and bred and the health isn't as good when they breed

566
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,480
them specifically.

567
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,480
Right.

568
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,480
So, okay.

569
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,480
Like I said, I have some emails.

570
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:54,480
This first one's pretty cool, Rob, and I think you will appreciate it like I did.

571
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,480
So anyhow, it says, Rob, I'm sorry to hear about your mom.

572
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,480
I just went through the same last year and I know how bad it hurts.

573
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,480
I love your attitude about her and the podcast.

574
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,480
Always wanted to be a firefighter as a young man and into adulthood.

575
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:13,480
I know it's not the same, but my mom wanted me to do what would make me happy in life,

576
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,480
like you.

577
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:19,480
Before she passed, I took the tests and I was put on a list.

578
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,480
I just got the call the day I heard your story.

579
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:27,480
I am now a Columbus, Ohio firefighter at station number 12.

580
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,480
Love to you, Mark and Christopher.

581
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480
Thanks again, Rob.

582
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,480
I feel like I know you.

583
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,480
Wayne in Columbus.

584
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,480
Pretty cool.

585
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,480
Thank you, Wayne, and congratulations.

586
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,480
Yeah, yeah, congratulations.

587
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480
Congratulations, man.

588
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,480
Life is too short.

589
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,480
I'm finding that out.

590
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,480
Life is too short.

591
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,480
Go for it.

592
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,480
Yeah, yeah.

593
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:57,480
Well, I'm glad that he passed the test while his mom was still around.

594
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:03,480
And, you know, I'm sure she took a lot, a lot of comfort and happiness in that.

595
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,480
And I'm pretty sure she's pretty happy right now with a big smile on her face, Wayne.

596
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:13,480
So thank you for sharing that with us because a lot of people don't share stuff like that.

597
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:18,480
I love it when a person is able to do that and comfortable enough with people to do that.

598
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:30,480
So thank you and thank you for picking me and Rob and Topher to do this with because that's quite an honor when you're comfortable enough around us and you feel like you know, Rob, you know, that's pretty cool.

599
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,480
Thank you very much.

600
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,480
OK, next one.

601
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,480
I really appreciate it.

602
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,480
That's very, very cool.

603
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480
Very cool email.

604
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:47,480
Mark, I hate to gripe, but is there any way you could volume control the podcast a little better?

605
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,480
Sometimes you about blow my ears out.

606
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,480
Thanks, Lonnie.

607
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,480
Yes, I agree with that.

608
00:32:51,480 --> 00:33:02,480
Had to take Val to one of her appointments today and I was sitting out there in the car listening to our podcast and also one of the bits came on and about blew my fucking ear out.

609
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480
You're right.

610
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,480
You're right, Lonnie.

611
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:10,480
I'm going to have to redo some stuff and figure some stuff out, but I'm going to get it done because it is bullshit.

612
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,480
It does kill you.

613
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,480
I mean, I'm sitting there listening to it all sudden.

614
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480
I don't know.

615
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,480
It's like the pain's overheard in hell or something comes on.

616
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,480
All of a sudden, it's like three times louder than anything else.

617
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,480
I'm like, oh shit.

618
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480
So I get it.

619
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,480
I get it, Lonnie.

620
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,480
So I'm going to work on that for real.

621
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:34,480
I'm going to take some time and I'm going to work on that and try to get everything about the same volume or as close to as I can without spending three years on it.

622
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,480
Because like I said, everything is time.

623
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,480
You know, it's contingent on time.

624
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:45,480
Mark, I guess you did not get the pinball machine you wanted.

625
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480
Jen and Iola.

626
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,480
OK.

627
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,480
OK.

628
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,480
Number one, I didn't get the clearance, but I didn't really push for it either.

629
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,480
You know, I just kind of glazed glassed over it.

630
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:03,480
But OK, I didn't really go into it that much of a valve because I don't have the room in here.

631
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:11,480
I would have to move out my amps and my guitar and a couple of other things that I want in here to actually fit a pinball machine in there.

632
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:18,480
It's got to be a small smaller one or simply is not going to fit into the talk is cheap studio.

633
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,480
So I didn't really push for it.

634
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,480
And but, you know, if I see one, I'll see if I can get it.

635
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,480
You know, I'm not going to, you know, raise hell or nothing.

636
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,480
I'll just be like, hey, do you think there's any way we could work this in the budget or not?

637
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,480
And if it doesn't, you know, I'm not going to be mad or not.

638
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,480
I'll be like, OK, I understand.

639
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,480
But I didn't really push for that pinball machine.

640
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,480
I did really want it, but it won't work.

641
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:46,480
And we can have it in the living room because I already have my my video game machine in the living room.

642
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,480
We don't need it to be a game room.

643
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,480
It's a living room.

644
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:55,480
So anyhow, it's got to be the right one.

645
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,480
It's got to be a smaller one, which bodes me out because I like the big ones we grew up on.

646
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,480
But we'll see.

647
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,480
And if I do, I'll post some pictures and let you see them and all that stuff.

648
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,480
OK, Robin Mark, do you guys have an all time favorite movie?

649
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480
Just curious.

650
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
Ronnie and Tulsa.

651
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,480
Tulsa King.

652
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,480
I'm not giving any thought to this because I just printed them out right before we started.

653
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,480
As you notice, I'm kind of running behind on everything today.

654
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,480
I don't have time to think about it.

655
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,480
Do you have one in mind?

656
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,480
Oh, man, there's so many.

657
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,480
OK.

658
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,480
I have two main ones.

659
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,480
OK.

660
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,480
I have two main ones.

661
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,480
OK.

662
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:48,480
The first one that popped in my head was the 1987 trick or treat.

663
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,480
Oh, OK.

664
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,480
Yes.

665
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,480
That's how it goes.

666
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,480
Sammy Kerr.

667
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,480
Between that, yeah, yeah.

668
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,480
Between that and Smokey and Abandoned.

669
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,480
Cool.

670
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,480
I'm torn right there.

671
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,480
I'm torn.

672
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:08,480
I'm going to do something much simpler on the surface right now, but I'm sure I'll think

673
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,480
of something else and I'll bring it up next podcast.

674
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,480
The vacation movies.

675
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,480
They're always cool to watch.

676
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480
They're always funny.

677
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,480
Chevy Chase was just so masterful playing Clark Griswold.

678
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,480
The scenarios and the crazy shit that they come up with.

679
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,480
I love it.

680
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,480
So I'm just going to go vacation movies right now.

681
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,480
I mean, Die Hard could be one.

682
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,480
There's just so many of them that I loved that stuck with me all the years.

683
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,480
Even Terminator.

684
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,480
There's all these movies that we grew up on that I love.

685
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,480
I'm going to have to think of my all time favorite.

686
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,480
So right now I'm going to say vacation movies, but it's probably going to change.

687
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:51,480
I'm going to stick with mine.

688
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,480
I cannot tell you between the two.

689
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,480
I'm here to space tie with this.

690
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,480
Well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to change mine, but I'm going to go with vacation movies.

691
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,480
And if I don't change it, I'm pretty happy with that anyhow.

692
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,480
So there we go.

693
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,480
And then finally, okay, I recently asked about Jeffy X.

694
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,480
I'm now wondering if the ass paddling is ever going to come back.

695
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,480
They didn't leave a name.

696
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,480
They left a name on the last one.

697
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,480
I can't remember the person's name.

698
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,480
I think it's a chick.

699
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Anyhow, yeah, all of that is coming back.

700
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,480
We've had a lot of stuff going on.

701
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:33,480
I mean, all this stuff that we're talking about takes time, which I'm having problems coming up with.

702
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:40,480
You know, it's all going to come back and we're going to get the program to where it was before.

703
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,480
It's going to take time.

704
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,480
That's all there is to it.

705
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,480
Rob's got some stuff that he's working on.

706
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:51,480
Believe me, it's all going to come back and it's all going to be about the same stuff that we did before.

707
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,480
We're just now working our way back into it.

708
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,480
And you know what?

709
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,480
I mean, I think it's going pretty good so far.

710
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,480
What do you think, Rob?

711
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,480
Yeah, we're getting better.

712
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,480
I can tell.

713
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480
Yeah, yeah.

714
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,480
So I can tell.

715
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,480
We're getting better.

716
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,480
We definitely are.

717
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,480
And also we do.

718
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,480
And like you said, we have a lot in the works.

719
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,480
Yeah.

720
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,480
We're just getting the time to put it out.

721
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,480
Yeah.

722
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,480
Jeffy X has worked on part of a list already.

723
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,480
Jeffy X has just not finished it yet.

724
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,480
So Jeffy X will be back.

725
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,480
And the Ask Paddling, we've got to start taking notes of people that need it.

726
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,480
So, oh, I know one right away.

727
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,480
The terrorist down there in New Orleans.

728
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,480
I'll have to get his name.

729
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,480
And then we have to do, you know what?

730
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,480
Now, I'm going to leave that alone.

731
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,480
Yeah, let's make a list.

732
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,480
Yeah, we'll make a list.

733
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,480
And I'll talk to you about my anti-Ask Paddling.

734
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,480
But it might piss some people off.

735
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,480
You know what?

736
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,480
I'll talk to you that not on the podcast.

737
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,480
All right, all right, all right.

738
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,480
Okay, all right.

739
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,480
Rob, you got something you want to throw at him.

740
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,480
Yeah, I do.

741
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:13,480
On our last podcast, I started a list of laws that you wouldn't believe.

742
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,480
Oh, yeah, yeah.

743
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,480
Yeah.

744
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:23,480
Okay, we are up to Denmark.

745
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,480
Okay.

746
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:35,480
Before starting a car, drivers must check underneath for children to prevent accidents.

747
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,480
I think America needs to adopt that law.

748
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:44,480
Yeah, yeah.

749
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:52,480
In Victoria, Australia, seeing an obscene song,

750
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:59,480
it's illegal to sing an obscene song in a public place in Victoria, Australia,

751
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:07,480
under the Summary Offences Act, 1966.

752
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,480
Okay.

753
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,480
What would be an obscene song?

754
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,480
That's what I was wondering.

755
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,480
We can tell you.

756
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,480
Yeah, I'm wondering.

757
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,480
All right, keep going, Rob.

758
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

759
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,480
Where's that line?

760
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,480
I'll have to look into that.

761
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,480
Yeah, that's...

762
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480
Anyhow, go ahead.

763
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:39,480
In Samoa, forgetting your wife's birthday is considered a criminal offense.

764
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,480
You know what?

765
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:47,480
With the penalty of being a fine or imprisonment.

766
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,480
You know, that's a great law, and here's why, Rob.

767
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,480
You're safer in jail.

768
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,480
You're safer in jail if you forget your wife's birthday.

769
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,480
They know this.

770
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,480
They're like, hey, let's just throw him in jail for a little while

771
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,480
and wait for the wifey to calm down.

772
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,480
Then you send him back in general population.

773
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,480
She's like, well, I guess he got his punishment, and everything's good.

774
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:11,480
Meanwhile, you're at the jail hamming it up with the guys, probably playing poker and shit.

775
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,480
And it gives her time to calm down.

776
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Exactly.

777
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,480
You think you're being punished, but actually it's a big ruse.

778
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,480
It's like, no, you've got to go to jail, mister.

779
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,480
We're defending your wife.

780
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,480
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

781
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,480
I know, man.

782
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:32,480
When I first read that, when I started rolling, because that's what I was like, dude,

783
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,480
I'm not going to punish Nick.

784
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,480
That's a mistake.

785
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,480
You're safer.

786
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:42,480
You're safer behind bars if you forgot your wife's birthday.

787
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,480
Hang on, go ahead.

788
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,480
Okay.

789
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:52,480
In Greece, to prevent damage to ancient monuments,

790
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:59,480
wearing high heels is prohibited at archaeological sites.

791
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:04,480
Yeah, and also boots, certain types of boots.

792
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,480
There's some other laws, too.

793
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,480
You can't have any type of anything that produces trash on you.

794
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:16,480
Like, let's say you've got a Snickers bar that has to come off of your person before you go there.

795
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:23,480
Yeah, there's a lot of odd little laws, but they do it because they don't want to constantly be cleaning up after people

796
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:30,480
and destroying these massive stadiums that are still intact somewhat.

797
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,480
I mean, you know, so they didn't used to have them behind stuff.

798
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,480
It's my understanding that they do now.

799
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:43,480
But it used to be you knew where they were at right off the road, and you'd just walk up to them and whatever.

800
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:49,480
But now I think they regulate them somewhat, and that would be like the high heels and the certain types of shoes.

801
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,480
So that's cool.

802
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,480
Hey, I'll go ahead.

803
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,480
Right.

804
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,480
Okay.

805
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,480
In the USA,

806
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Kinder Surprise Eggs, which contain a toy inside, are banned from import and sale in the United States due to concerns over choking hazards.

807
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,480
Okay.

808
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,480
It's a law.

809
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,480
Okay.

810
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,480
They make a lot. These are all laws.

811
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,480
I think I get that.

812
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:32,480
I mean, you know, you know, I mean, sometimes you got to protect the people from themselves.

813
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,480
Sometimes a parent is not parenting correctly.

814
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,480
You know, see Harambe.

815
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,480
Right.

816
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,480
And you have to kind of protect them from their own stupid ass self.

817
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,480
This is one of those laws, isn't it?

818
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,480
It's like, yeah, I would say that.

819
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:54,480
Yeah, I'd be like, your kid might choke on this and you're probably not supervising him right. So it's a law.

820
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480
You know, I get it.

821
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,480
Hey, go ahead.

822
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,480
Okay.

823
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,480
And make the last one for tonight.

824
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,480
Okay.

825
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,480
And there will be another night.

826
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,480
Cool.

827
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:24,480
In Canada, under Canada's criminal code, it's illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft, which penalties including fines and imprisonment.

828
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,480
Hmm.

829
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,480
Okay.

830
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:38,480
It says to pretend. So does that mean if you're actually doing witchcraft, you're all right?

831
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,480
Good question, Rob.

832
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,480
Okay.

833
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,480
I think that's a good question.

834
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,480
Okay, hang on. Let's break that down a second.

835
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,480
Okay. All right.

836
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:55,480
If you're practicing witchcraft, you could say that that is some sort of religion, right?

837
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,480
So you can do it on that grounds.

838
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:04,480
Now, if you're pretending to, you could use it as a threat, maybe. Is that it?

839
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,480
Yeah.

840
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:11,480
You know, go, oh, I'm going to make sure that you and your family burn or something. You know what I mean?

841
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,480
So could that be what's going on?

842
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,480
Yeah.

843
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,480
Huh. Okay.

844
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,480
That's a good one.

845
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,480
Because that one's got my attention now.

846
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,480
That one's pretty interesting.

847
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,480
That's pretending to practice.

848
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:33,480
Yeah, but you can actually practice it, but pretending to practice it is, uh, uh-uh. Can't do it.

849
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:39,480
The only thing I can come up with is what I just said, and I can't really think of anything else about that.

850
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,480
I think that's meh. Okay.

851
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,480
Yeah.

852
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,480
All right. Thank you, Rob.

853
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,480
There's a big thing online, okay?

854
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:53,480
You ever hear about keeping a bread clip in your wallet?

855
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,480
No.

856
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:06,480
Okay. Well, it's been a big hubbub online, and a lot of people say you need to keep a bread clip in your wallet, and a lot of people say, oh, that's bogus. Someone just made that shit up.

857
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:17,480
Well, turns out that a bread clip in your wallet does have a lot of advantages, and it can help you in several situations. Do you want to hear them?

858
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Sure.

859
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:35,480
Okay. You can use your bread clip as a clothespin while you're camping. If you need to hang up your wet clothes while camping, and you forgot to pack clothespins, you can use the plastic bread clips from your food stock to hang your clothes on a clothesline.

860
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,480
Okay.

861
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:44,480
All right. Do you have a ton of cables behind your desk or TV that you need to plug in? We've all been there.

862
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:55,480
Bread clips could come in handy if you want to label the cables. Just wrap the bread clip around each cable and label them with a marker. You'll never have to dig through the tangled cables again.

863
00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:10,480
You can also organize your cords using zip ties, Velcro strips, or large binder clips. Put bread clips on the stems of wine glasses to keep track of them. That's a good idea.

864
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:21,480
Have a party coming up? You can wrap bread clips around the stems of wine glasses and label them with a marker to easily keep track of whose wine glass is whose.

865
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:31,480
You can temporarily decorate wine glasses using wine glass charms to keep track of everyone's drinks and send them home with a cute party favor.

866
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:46,480
Use a bread clip to label the plants in your garden. You need a quick, earth-friendly way to keep track of which plant is which. Some people advise attaching bread clips to the stems of your plants and using a marker to write the name of your plant so you can tell which each plant is.

867
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:55,480
You can also use bread clips in different colors to identify the kinds of plants. For example, bread clips for vegetables and blue clips for fruits.

868
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:10,480
What I do is, peppers, right? But I do it with tape. If they're red pepper, I'll color the tape red. If they're an orange pepper, I'll color the tape orange. And so forth. And green and stuff like that.

869
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:21,480
So I kind of do that, but I guess I could do it with a bread clip even easier. You use bread clips to label the plants in your garden.

870
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:39,480
Anyhow, let's see. If you're worried about losing place in your book you've been reading, you can use a bread clip to mark where you are. Just lay the bookmark down on the page and then you can fold the bread clip over the page and it'll stay there and not move.

871
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:52,480
So you can cross stitch thread around the bread clip for easy storage. Untangling thread before every craft project can be turned.

872
00:48:52,480 --> 00:49:03,480
To solve this issue, some people recommend wrapping your extra thread around bread clips. I've seen that done before. Instead of bobbins or running to the end of the thread through the hole inside to keep it all organized.

873
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:10,480
You can also organize cross stitch thread by wrapping them around bobbins or by hanging them in the bottom of a clothes hanger.

874
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:19,480
And if you're losing count of your knitting stitches but don't have a marker on hand, you can use a bread clip as a temporary stitch marker.

875
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:24,480
Just slip the clip on every tenth row to keep track of your stitches as you go.

876
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:36,480
Let's see, what else? Attach bread clips to the end of the tape rolls. I've seen that done before. You have a tape roll and you know how hard it is to find the end of it.

877
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:42,480
Yeah. I always just bend the end of it.

878
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:48,480
I fold it over but a bread clip works better because it works as a tab. It's kind of like a pull tab.

879
00:49:48,480 --> 00:50:00,480
So, anyhow, let's see, if your zipper breaks, you can hook the bread clip through your zipper and pull your zipper up.

880
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:06,480
That's a really good one there too. Let's say you're out camping or something and y'all don't know, your shorts break.

881
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Well, there you go.

882
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:19,480
Now, those are just some of them. There's some other ones. I just kind of went over a little brush over of them.

883
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,480
But that is why people say keep bread clips on your person whenever you go anywhere.

884
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:30,480
Me, I'm not that anal. I mean, if something happens, it happens, right?

885
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,480
I'm not going to go looking for my bread clip. Oh, shit, man.

886
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:41,480
Yeah, fuck, I don't know. I lost something. Whatever you need that bread clip for, I mean, you can do without it, right?

887
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:46,480
I think someone came up with this shit, put it online, and then people are just arguing with them to argue with them.

888
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:54,480
So, anyhow, and of course, I have to repeat it. So, all right, let's take our second break. Come right back.

889
00:50:54,480 --> 00:51:00,480
All right.

890
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:06,480
Hey there, fuck stick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

891
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:13,480
Punxsutawney fills babies are named Shadow and Sonny.

892
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:20,480
At age 30, you've spent a month celebrating birthdays.

893
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:30,480
Jim X. What the hell happened? You were the generation of change.

894
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:36,480
You never wanted to be one of them. At the field, spoke for you.

895
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:42,480
Hunk the man, hunk the system. What the hell happened?

896
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:50,480
The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance is now buying a boat.

897
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:59,480
You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you. Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

898
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,480
Next up, things overhead in hell.

899
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Cocks with socks are the only footwear allowed in hell.

900
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:13,480
Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.

901
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:22,480
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

902
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:30,480
What did the coach say to the landing machine? Give me my quarterback.

903
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,480
Oh shit, what's that over there?

904
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:41,480
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

905
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:58,480
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out.

906
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:07,480
These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic needle.

907
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:18,480
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

908
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:24,480
Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

909
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:30,480
You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener.

910
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:38,480
What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes,

911
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:44,480
then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

912
00:53:44,480 --> 00:54:01,480
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and a microphone.

913
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:08,480
Two douchebags and microphone operated in the middle of America. This is Talkin's Cheap Studio. I'm Mark.

914
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:13,480
And I'm Rob in the Duct-Bond Studio.

915
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,480
All right, sorry I had to. I know that's normally your job.

916
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,480
I know it's better.

917
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,480
That's normally your job?

918
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,480
I can't do a goat.

919
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,480
There we go.

920
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,480
There you go.

921
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,480
All right.

922
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,480
It's been a while.

923
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,480
We turn to you, Rob.

924
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:46,480
Okay, for last year, industry publication Inside Radio reports that news talk radio formats still reign as the top media outlet for radio listeners and even younger audiences.

925
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,480
The trend may continue in your 1.5.

926
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:58,480
See, that surprised me because I thought after Rush Limbaugh passed away and all that, I thought that it was going to start fizzling out because he was the apex of it.

927
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:05,480
And then there's a lot of other ones that just disappeared. I mean, they're just like, oh, they either stopped, got fed up or whatever.

928
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,480
You know, there's a lot of them that just don't do it anymore.

929
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,480
There is an opportunity that they used to have. I mean, they don't pay the money that they used to.

930
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,480
You know, the advertisers aren't quite what they used to be.

931
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,480
So I find that interesting. So go ahead, Rob.

932
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:42,480
Yeah. Our all news and news talk stations are seeing significant increases in the number of total listening hours and number of streaming starts, some by more than double digits year over year, said Drew Anderson, VP of News Talk Format for Odyssey.

933
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,480
Oh, Odyssey. Okay.

934
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:57,480
Yeah. Talk radio stations across Florida and throughout the United States reported an increase in listeners on a series of significant events.

935
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:21,480
These events included an assassination attempt on the end candidate Donald Trump last summer and Joe Biden's decision to drop out of the 2024 election, which led to Vice President Kamala Harris replacing him as the Democratic nominee.

936
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:29,480
I never thought about that. The big events that happened that would draw maybe younger skewing audiences to listen to it.

937
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:36,480
Yeah. Well, they also go into a little bit of how COVID helped with that too.

938
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,480
Because people were bored and sitting at home. I get it.

939
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,480
Yeah. And listen talk radio. Yeah.

940
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:47,480
Like the Talk is Cheap studio and the Duck Line studio, people could do their shows from their home.

941
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:54,480
A lot of the Talk people guys, they have home studios. And so it worked out well.

942
00:56:54,480 --> 00:57:00,480
I remember Howard Stern, I think, did his from his basement or something for a long time.

943
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:09,480
Yeah. And there's a lot of them that did that too. Let's see. And in case you're wondering, Howard Stern still sucked from his basement too.

944
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,480
Oh yeah, I heard a few, yeah.

945
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:20,480
Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Okay. That's interesting because a lot of the industry went to this.

946
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,480
You know, I still listen to Bubba the Love Sponge. I listened to some of them today.

947
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:31,480
And I mean, I listened to a lot of his show today because I was kind of waiting in the car on a couple of appointments and stuff for Val.

948
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:36,480
And yeah, the show's still really good. It's not the same as it used to be, of course.

949
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:43,480
You know, they're not shocking women's pussies or putting dog collar karaoke on people. You know, they're not doing all of that stuff.

950
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:49,480
But it's still appealing. You know, they talk about current events and they have certain thoughts and it's still funny.

951
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,480
You still get chuckles off of it. But how they make money now is completely different.

952
00:57:53,480 --> 00:58:02,480
They do it by people giving them money online. They do videocasts and people send them money.

953
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:12,480
You know, they're like they like the show and they're like, hey, they'll constantly go 50 bucks from Mr. Razor Edge, 25 from Jack Hammer.

954
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:17,480
You know, and that is they're funded by the listeners. A lot of places do this.

955
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:24,480
I mean, you know, like with Twitch, they're not on Twitch anymore, but there's other ones like Rumble and other ones that they go to.

956
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,480
And I think there's more freedom in places like Rumble and stuff like that.

957
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:35,480
But they're solely they they do a good living just off of that, you know, and that's where that industry seemed to be going.

958
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:44,480
But who knows, man, if talk radio is back on the rise and personality radio is maybe that industry will come back because I really like that industry.

959
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:49,480
I mean, music, I have my music that I listen to. Right, Rob, you have yours.

960
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:55,480
Yeah. OK. You know, always in a lot of times, I don't prefer to listen to a live station.

961
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:01,480
I'll listen to Sirius XM. No commercials like Ozzie's Boneyard Deep Cuts is one that I'm really on to.

962
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:05,480
There's some other ones, too. Classic Rewind. There's no commercials.

963
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,480
And barely anyone even going, hey, it's 1042 or whatever.

964
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:14,480
You know, you get a promo here and there. So that's essentially is your music box.

965
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,480
OK, only you're not sure what's coming up next.

966
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:22,480
So we have our playlists and we have our stuff that we listen to.

967
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:30,480
So we don't necessarily need that. But like live content like that, I think is fantastic.

968
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:35,480
I used to love it, man. I used to just go around the dial and see who I could hear.

969
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:40,480
Did you ever do that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did all the time.

970
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:46,480
Yeah. And sometimes you find that's how I'm so well, did it use it?

971
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,480
You know, I listen to everything. Yeah.

972
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:56,480
Yeah. So that's cool. If that type of industry comes back, I would I personally would love it.

973
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:02,480
So anyhow, we'll see what happens. You have more on that or?

974
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,480
No, we'll be here on that. OK.

975
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:13,480
All right. Well, do you want to hear a list of the drunkest NFL fan bases?

976
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:22,480
I love it. OK. The number one, the number one one kind of surprises me a little bit,

977
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,480
but the team does suck. So I get the drinking part.

978
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:33,480
Coincidentally, the chiefs are number 30 and two teams they didn't have a report for.

979
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,480
The chiefs were the last one on the drinking fan base.

980
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,480
You go to Arrowhead, you would not think that, right?

981
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:44,480
No, you wouldn't. Yeah. They were the last one on here.

982
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,480
The number one was the Tennessee Titans.

983
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:58,480
Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, their team sucks, but I just don't imagine them as a bunch of beer swilling yellers, you know.

984
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:08,480
Well, maybe so. Yeah, I wouldn't put them number one, but I wouldn't put them down the bottom either.

985
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:13,480
No, I mean, we already talked about Nashville. So you're talking about a bunch of

986
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,480
country boys. Yeah, you're talking about Nashville, the South.

987
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,480
So, yeah. All right. All right.

988
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:25,480
Number two is the Pittsburgh Steelers. I thought I thought Philadelphia be ahead of them.

989
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,480
But anyhow, yeah, I can see that, too.

990
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,480
The terrible towels are mouthy. They're arrogant.

991
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,480
All the stuff that goes with people slamming too many.

992
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:40,480
Look at all the breweries in Pittsburgh. Yeah, that's true. Good point. Good point, Rob.

993
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:45,480
There we go. They all go to the breweries and then they go to the stadium. That's what happens.

994
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:49,480
Number three is the Indian Crapple's Colts.

995
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:55,480
I think it's just because they suck so bad anymore people can't stand it, so they have to blast it out of their mind.

996
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,480
So there you go.

997
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,480
Hey, you also got Auto Racing up there, the Indianapolis Fire and Rescue.

998
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,480
That's right. That's right. They're smashed. Yeah.

999
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,480
Okay. Another bunch of good old boys.

1000
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,480
Okay. Makes sense there, too, Rob.

1001
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:17,480
Number four, I agree with this 100% because the team blows.

1002
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,480
The Atlanta Falcons.

1003
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:26,480
They hired Kirk Cousins. Yeah, yeah. I just, yeah, the team sucks.

1004
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:34,480
And then they had to bench Kirk Cousins because he couldn't even stand it there. He started sucking.

1005
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,480
And then this Pinnix guy is actually doing all right.

1006
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:44,480
But there's still the Atlanta Falcons. And yes, if I was a fan, I would probably be like, well, a gun or drinking?

1007
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:49,480
Well, I don't want to die yet, so I think I'll just drink. So I get it.

1008
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:55,480
Number five, the New Orleans Saints, or as they used to call them, the Aints.

1009
01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:02,480
Remember when they had a A-Bear, Bobby A-Bear and that whole clan there?

1010
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:10,480
And anyhow, they used to wear the bags, the plain paper bags over their heads like the Unknown comic.

1011
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,480
And they had Aints written on them.

1012
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:20,480
Well, they're kind of being the Aints again. So no more who'dad in that land. At least not right now.

1013
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,480
Number six, the Miami Dolphins.

1014
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:27,480
They still have Mardi Gras. Oh, yeah, yeah, yep.

1015
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:32,480
Which I will never go to because I witnessed Halloween there.

1016
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,480
That was enough to tell me I never want to go to Mardi Gras. That's all right.

1017
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:46,480
I'll go to the off season and go to some of the restaurants I will go to and go to some of the bars on Bourbon Street, but not a whole lot of them.

1018
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,480
I prefer Jefferson Street. Totally different story.

1019
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:53,480
Yep. Jefferson Street actually is cool. Halloween was nuts.

1020
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:58,480
There's a bunch of criminal in mass. That's what a cop told us, too. They said, be careful.

1021
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,480
There's a bunch of criminals in mass.

1022
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,480
When I went there with Val, this is what happened. And I'm not joking.

1023
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:09,480
This was just it couldn't have happened better to illustrate what I was talking about.

1024
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:14,480
OK, in New Orleans, they have different gimmicks to rip off people, to steal from you.

1025
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:20,480
OK, so Val had never been there before, and I've been there a few times. I was explaining to her was coming on Toulouse Street.

1026
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:25,480
We're getting ready to go around on Bourbon Street. OK, I go, all right.

1027
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,480
This is a touristy area now, so be careful.

1028
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:33,480
Hold on to your your bags and hold on to your purse.

1029
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:43,480
Really, you know, make sure you got a good hold of it because one of the things they do here is they have like a 10, 11, 12 year old kid running to you as hard as they can.

1030
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,480
Like they're running from somebody.

1031
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:54,480
And then when you reach down to grab your bags or whatever's in your hand, they grab your wallet or your purse and they run into a into an alley.

1032
01:04:54,480 --> 01:05:01,480
So when you go into the alley to chase them, people are there waiting for you and they steal everything else you have to.

1033
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:08,480
Just as soon as I tell Val around the corner, we're starting to go on Bourbon Street headed south there towards Canal.

1034
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,480
I go, yeah, here's something going on.

1035
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:15,480
About that time, a little kid ran right straight into me, but I had a dummy wallet.

1036
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,480
I was already ready for him.

1037
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:22,480
Whenever I go to New Orleans, I carry a dummy wallet with nothing in it in my back pocket.

1038
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:27,480
And I have a money clip with my cards and everything in my hand to where they can't get it.

1039
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:31,480
And anyhow, he come by and he tried to get my wallet.

1040
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,480
He didn't even get the dummy wallet.

1041
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,480
He couldn't do it in time.

1042
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:41,480
And anyhow, and then he tried to run over to Val, but by that time people were already looking at stuff, so he took off into the distance.

1043
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,480
But it was funny because I just told her that and it happened right after.

1044
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,480
Right after that, right after I told her that.

1045
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:49,480
I was like, well, there you go.

1046
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,480
And then I told her about the other thing that's going on because I seen it get ready to go down.

1047
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:58,480
It was just funny that all this stuff, the gimmicks that I knew about were happening right in front of us.

1048
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:03,480
Another one is you have two sets of homeless people or transient looking people, right?

1049
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,480
And they have dogs.

1050
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:11,480
OK, and they start talking to each other from each side of Bourbon Street and yelling at each other.

1051
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,480
And then they come together in the middle to talk.

1052
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,480
You're in the middle of that crowd.

1053
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:18,480
They beat the shit out of you.

1054
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:19,480
Take your stuff.

1055
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,480
And then they all dispersed in different areas.

1056
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:29,480
And as soon as that happened, as soon as they start coming at us, I started screaming, hey, motherfucker, and start pointing at him and saying, yeah, you this guy.

1057
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,480
And they took off because it drew attention to them.

1058
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,480
And a lot of people don't know this stuff that goes on there.

1059
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,480
And they fall victim to another one.

1060
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,480
So they want to know your shoe size.

1061
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:43,480
And then when they're like, hey, I got a trick to show you, it's a trick about your shoes.

1062
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:47,480
When they're down there looking at your shoes, someone comes up behind you and steals your wallet or whatever.

1063
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,480
There's all these tricks that they do there.

1064
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:55,480
And anyhow, so the whole point is, is no, Marty, no.

1065
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,480
I'm going to go during the off season when they're maybe not so apt to steal from you.

1066
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:05,480
And I'm probably going to go to Decatur Street and not that much of Bourbon Street because Bourbon Street, they know you're a tourist.

1067
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:10,480
If you live there, you go to Jefferson Street, which is just outside the French Quarter.

1068
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:17,480
And that's where the service industry people go to is Jefferson Street, just outside the French Quarter.

1069
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:26,480
And the drinks are a tenth of the price and the people are cooler than hell and the bars are cooler than the ones on Bourbon Street.

1070
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,480
So anyhow, sorry, I got on a big tangent there.

1071
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,480
Yeah, yeah, move on.

1072
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:36,480
Miami Dolphins are the next one and at number six.

1073
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:43,480
And well, it's so bad that Tyrone Hill is demanding the trade.

1074
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:47,480
It's Florida.

1075
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:52,480
They don't they traditionally don't care about football that much because they're on the beach.

1076
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:56,480
So number seven, the Green Bay Packers.

1077
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

1078
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,480
They're built swilling up there.

1079
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,480
Number eight is New England Patriots.

1080
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:06,480
Number nine is the Las Vegas Raiders because they suck.

1081
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,480
Number 10 is the Los Angeles Rams, which I don't get.

1082
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:14,480
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 11 and 12 is the Cleveland Browns.

1083
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:18,480
The Cleveland Browns you think would be up there a little bit more.

1084
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:26,480
Seattle Seahawks, 13 and 14 is the San Francisco 49ers, who I thought would be way down there because they keep losing to the same team.

1085
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:30,480
What team is that, Rob?

1086
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,480
That's you.

1087
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:32,480
Yep.

1088
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:34,480
They're daddy.

1089
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,480
Anyhow, I'm not going to go.

1090
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,480
We don't have to worry about it.

1091
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:43,480
No, no, they are not there this year.

1092
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:46,480
Now, Philadelphia might be there again.

1093
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:47,480
Yeah.

1094
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:48,480
Might get another rematch.

1095
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:51,480
We'll see what happens.

1096
01:08:51,480 --> 01:09:01,480
But, you know, like I mentioned on my solo cast for the Sports Bastards, I don't think a lot of people realize what happened there.

1097
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,480
And I'm certain of this.

1098
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:10,480
Okay. You play your second or third string against Denver, right?

1099
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,480
They're playing very well as it is.

1100
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:14,480
And if they win, they're in.

1101
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:19,480
Their young quarterback, Bo Nix, throws almost flawlessly.

1102
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,480
Four touchdown passes.

1103
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:23,480
Just does everything great.

1104
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:32,480
So now they go into Buffalo, beating the two-time defending championships and shutting them out 38 to nothing.

1105
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,480
So they're on a high.

1106
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:34,480
And they're better.

1107
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,480
They think they're better than what they are.

1108
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:41,480
And that's a dangerous team that doesn't know that they should lose.

1109
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:42,480
See what I mean?

1110
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:50,480
So that even if they don't pull off the miraculous upset, they're going to beat the shit out of Buffalo.

1111
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:52,480
See what I'm saying?

1112
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,480
I think that Andy Reid probably figured that.

1113
01:09:54,480 --> 01:10:02,480
He's like, you know what, I'm going to give this team a little bit of confidence and unleash them on Buffalo.

1114
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:08,480
And then by the time if we see them again, if we do see them again, they're going to be beat up enough.

1115
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:12,480
And we're probably going to be a little bit different team because they got humbled a little bit.

1116
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:15,480
I think that they're going to be there.

1117
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,480
Yes.

1118
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:20,480
So I think there's a lot of that that's going on right now.

1119
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:28,480
And Cincinnati's over there, bitch, and they got an online petition saying that they need to get into the playoffs that they got fucked by the Chiefs and all this stuff.

1120
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:30,480
And no, no, no, no, no.

1121
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,480
You know what Andy Reid's what his job is?

1122
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,480
The Chiefs.

1123
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,480
His job is not the Bengals.

1124
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,480
The Bengals job is the Bengals.

1125
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,480
And they obviously didn't do it well enough.

1126
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:44,480
If you need help to get into the playoffs, you probably don't need to be there.

1127
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,480
Right?

1128
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,480
Yeah.

1129
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,480
Yeah.

1130
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:53,480
So you can look at your own worst enemy, Cincinnati, and that would be you.

1131
01:10:53,480 --> 01:11:00,480
That would be the people in the team that didn't get it done this year and the coaches, not the Chiefs.

1132
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:03,480
So Chiefs are set in number one seat.

1133
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:04,480
Yeah.

1134
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:07,480
You got nothing to lose until now.

1135
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:08,480
Yeah.

1136
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:11,480
Your team is booking their reservations to Cancun right now.

1137
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,480
They're going to be in the program.

1138
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:13,480
And you forget it.

1139
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,480
You forget it.

1140
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:20,480
We called up our lower units to do this.

1141
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:21,480
Yeah.

1142
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,480
And have them be there.

1143
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,480
Yeah.

1144
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,480
And I'm telling you, I think the psychology behind it is that.

1145
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,480
I think it is like, you know.

1146
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,480
I love it.

1147
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:28,480
Yeah, I do too.

1148
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,480
I think it's brilliant.

1149
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:30,480
So we'll see if it works.

1150
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:38,480
I mean, I think at the very least, Denver is going to beat the shit out of Buffalo, which is what we want being in our position.

1151
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,480
So.

1152
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:42,480
It's a chess match.

1153
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,480
Yes.

1154
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:45,480
It's what it is.

1155
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,480
Yep.

1156
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,480
So.

1157
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,480
Yeah, I would agree.

1158
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:54,480
So, and part of the chess match is setting up your rivalries.

1159
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:57,480
Putting them against each other just right.

1160
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,480
So, anyhow.

1161
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:00,480
All right.

1162
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,480
That was enough of that.

1163
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,480
I could go on with more of them.

1164
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:04,480
But you know what?

1165
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:09,480
I think I got my point across and I think nobody wants to hear the rest of the drunkenness of whoever.

1166
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:12,480
So Rob, you got something you want to go into?

1167
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:15,480
Yeah, actually this one's a little bit of a long one.

1168
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:18,480
Okay.

1169
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:35,480
Toyota has been building its Berlin city since 2021, which will serve as a test ground for driverless cars, small homes, and robotics.

1170
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:44,480
The site is just a few miles away from Mount Fuji, Japan, and it costs $10 million.

1171
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,480
Oh.

1172
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,480
Well, I guess the whole city.

1173
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,480
Or not 10 million, 10 billion.

1174
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,480
10 billion?

1175
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:56,480
Okay, that's even worse.

1176
01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:04,480
Well, it's a tech city is what it is.

1177
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:16,480
The current construction for the Ambitious project is now complete and 100 people will move in later this year.

1178
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:22,480
It's well announced at the CES tech show in Las Vegas.

1179
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:28,480
The current site will eventually house 360 residents.

1180
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:37,480
Now, once phase two and future phases are complete, up to 2,000 people to be living there.

1181
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:42,480
Wolman City is more than just a place to live, work, and play.

1182
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:47,480
Say, Accio Toyota.

1183
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:49,480
What did he?

1184
01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:52,480
German or Toyota?

1185
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,480
Okay.

1186
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,480
I just not caught that.

1187
01:13:56,480 --> 01:14:04,480
Wolman City is a place where people can invent and develop all kinds of new products and ideas.

1188
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:19,480
It's a living laboratory where the residents are willing participants, giving inventors the opportunity to really test their ideas in secure, real-life settings.

1189
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:37,480
The inventors and their families, known as Weavers, will relocate Wolman City in autumn with the goal of developing technologies to address societal challenges.

1190
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:54,480
Toyota is inviting experts from third parties, too, including a firm working on pollen-free spaces for those who suffer with hay fever and other building futuristic vending machine concepts.

1191
01:14:54,480 --> 01:15:05,480
Meanwhile, an instant noodles company will also look to create food environments to inspire new food cultures.

1192
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:21,480
Visitors to the top secret city will be limited to related parties at first, but the general public will be able to visit and participate in activities from 2026.

1193
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:41,480
Toyota has previously explained that each resident will be kitted out with solar panel rooftops, AI tech to monitor health inside the home, and all vehicles and buildings will be connected through data and sensors.

1194
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:54,480
Houses made mostly from wood will include in-home robotics to assist daily living, helping residents to be more independent.

1195
01:15:54,480 --> 01:16:12,480
Streets will be split into three types, pedestrian-only areas, roads for fast-moving traffic, and streets for mixed to low-speed vehicles.

1196
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:41,480
The car brand commissioned Danish architect Jard Ingels, whose previous project includes the two World Trade Centers, the Lego House in Digmar, and the Google's Mouth View.

1197
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:46,480
Hey, Rob, real quick. I got an idea. Sorry.

1198
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,480
Did you?

1199
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:48,480
Okay.

1200
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:52,480
From now on, I have problems with names too.

1201
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:59,480
From now on, we ought to come up with just a general name whenever we can't pronounce it or we're not sure what the pronunciation is.

1202
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,480
We come up with a general name.

1203
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,480
What do you want that name to be like?

1204
01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:08,480
Igle Biggle or something like that?

1205
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,480
Yeah, we try and rhyme it to the last name.

1206
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:14,480
Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah.

1207
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:22,480
Because if something Ingels, or Biggles Ingles, I don't know.

1208
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:29,480
All the names that I'm not sure about the pronunciation, I'm going to call Billy Falkenstein.

1209
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:30,480
That's going to be my name.

1210
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,480
Okay.

1211
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,480
You can do whatever name you want. That's going to be my name.

1212
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:41,480
All right. Not sure. I'm going to go Billy Falkenstein said that he saw it coming from his house, you know, or whatever.

1213
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,480
So that's cool though, that Tech City deal.

1214
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:48,480
And where's that going to be at?

1215
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:59,480
And get back up here to it.

1216
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:04,480
It's just a few miles away from Mount Fuji, Japan.

1217
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:09,480
Mount Fuji. That was it. Wow. Fucking cool.

1218
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,480
Oh, real quick. I want to address something.

1219
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:25,480
I got a instant message a little bit ago and they want to know how come I always threaten to try some sort of a product and rate it and I never do.

1220
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,480
I'm a dick. That's why.

1221
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:31,480
I'll give you enough, Rob, right?

1222
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:37,480
What was the last one? Moli Cola from Italy?

1223
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:45,480
Dude, after that Buffalo Pepsi thing I was done, man.

1224
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,480
Me too. Me too.

1225
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:52,480
I tried. I actually tried it on the air. No, never again.

1226
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:59,360
No, I tried it off off of the show and I didn't like it. I thought it was fucking horrible

1227
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:04,760
Yeah, I don't know how people like that people like that shit. They think that's good

1228
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:09,040
Well, you still got a man or do you want to show?

1229
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,800
It was Buffalo

1230
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,640
Yeah, they thought that that was cool or whatever

1231
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:24,920
Maybe they just sent that word down here. So we try it the chiefs fans and then you know be sickened

1232
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:27,640
And our dumbass did it

1233
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,080
Of course

1234
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,800
Do you got a couple more minutes or do you want to end this?

1235
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:42,360
Okay, all right single women are doing photo shoots with fake baby bumps

1236
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,600
We've entered maternity-era madness

1237
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,680
true

1238
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:56,960
Young women in China are paying for fake maternity photo shoots because they want beautiful pregnancy pictures while they're still at their physical peak

1239
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:03,240
Interesting huh? They want to look physical physically fit the pregnant

1240
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,160
The bizarre phenomenon don't

1241
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,640
Yeah, exactly

1242
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,360
Find this I find this very comical, but it's true

1243
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:20,400
The bizarre phenomenon garnered a national attention in October after Gen Z influencer Mazeegi um

1244
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,040
Billy Falkenstein

1245
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:29,960
Aged in her early 20s strapped on an artificial belly and posed in front of the camera while I'm still slim

1246
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:34,440
I wore a fake belly to take maternity photos and enjoyed a pre-made life. I

1247
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:41,640
Even did it with my best friend. The beauty told her 5.7 followers per South China Morning Post

1248
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:47,640
China's notorious one-child policy officially ended in 2015 and made concerns about an age and population

1249
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:53,960
and decline in birth rates by their 30s many Chinese women feel their past or physical prime

1250
01:20:54,280 --> 01:21:00,440
Prompting young women to rush to photo studios before they'd be set by stretch marks and any unwanted weight

1251
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:03,400
experiences during the actual pregnancy

1252
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:05,640
after

1253
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:09,240
Billy Falkenstein revealed she posed for the fake pregnancy pics

1254
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:12,280
Others also admitted they had done the exact same thing

1255
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:18,120
One 26 year old declared that she had her maternity photos taken when she was 23

1256
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:23,080
Despite the fact that she wasn't even married yet another one praised Falkenstein

1257
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,240
And admitted they'd be booking their own appointment

1258
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:36,040
Anyhow, I've learned something new I'm going to buy fake belly and take maternity photos why I'm still at my slimmest the enthused

1259
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:39,080
said according to the this

1260
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:46,600
This company's investigation of it the fake baby bumps are easily available and purchased online and come in a variety of sizes

1261
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:52,840
Meaning women can snap pictures that make it appear that they're at various stages of pregnancy

1262
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,080
So they have different size ones too rob

1263
01:21:55,080 --> 01:22:02,040
They have like, you know small medium large or whatever like maybe three months six months and almost popped I guess okay

1264
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:06,200
It's not just maternity photos that young chinese zoomers are faking

1265
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:11,720
One singleton said that they had fake burial photos taken at age 22

1266
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,800
Just in case they get wrinkles by 30 rob

1267
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,640
Fake burial photos

1268
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:26,520
Yeah, so they they want the burial photos to look like they're young even if they die at 90

1269
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:29,000
They're going to use the burial photos when they're 20

1270
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,000
The phenomenon widely

1271
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:38,360
You condemn by many who believe it promotes body image issues and uh skinny and young beauty standards meanwhile

1272
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:43,080
They see the photo shoots is ripe for mockery, which I agree

1273
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:48,040
I will shoot my 70th birthday photos now and then post them on social media later

1274
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:52,280
It will make me look so young when critic quit behind uh

1275
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:57,960
Uh folkenstein's uh video another claim they would get a head start on their funeral photos

1276
01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:59,960
So they look beautiful when they die

1277
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:10,760
Okay, okay, I all I gotta say is I really think these people are overthinking it I do too

1278
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:15,480
Look the pregnancy one was one thing I

1279
01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:20,920
You want to do that that's okay with me but dying you want to look 20 let's say you die when you're 95

1280
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:27,400
So you're going to give me 20 year old photos or I mean photos when they were 20 years old in a casket

1281
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,120
Honestly, they did a good job on my mom. I kind of say it

1282
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,400
Okay, okay

1283
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,840
Yeah, maybe there's something there then rob maybe I'll just say it

1284
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:47,960
Okay, okay, yeah, maybe there's something there then rob maybe maybe i'm the one that's kind of like oh no

1285
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,520
Mom didn't need a 20 year

1286
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:56,040
That's awesome to hear man

1287
01:23:56,120 --> 01:24:02,280
Uh, I'm glad i'm glad to hear that. She looked great and I knew she would and i'm glad they had a good job

1288
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:06,520
And i'm glad that the service is an awesome job. That's good. Oh my god

1289
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:11,880
Did that that's great good. Um, you want to give them a plug or anything or not?

1290
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:19,480
Um hell I got to call it in the other room. Oh, that's all right. Forget it. Uh

1291
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,240
Hathaway peterson funeral

1292
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:29,480
All right, and wheatland missouri. All right. So if you die anytime soon, make sure and have that in your will

1293
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:34,680
That they use that pond it's all right. There you go. Beautiful lake actually

1294
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,680
Actually

1295
01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:40,540
Seriously right across some lucas oral racetrack

1296
01:24:41,180 --> 01:24:45,180
Yeah, I know where that's at. I've been to lucas. Holy racetrack. Yeah, it's right there

1297
01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:47,980
awesome

1298
01:24:47,980 --> 01:24:50,940
Well, I I never even looked the other way I guess

1299
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:57,740
You know how many people I should have had for armadillos on my way to the raceway

1300
01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:03,180
Oh my god, we yeah, there's tons up there. Oh shit. I probably hit 10 of them

1301
01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:05,180
Going that raceway

1302
01:25:06,380 --> 01:25:10,220
Uh, they are all over the freaking place down there. Geez. I couldn't believe

1303
01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:17,260
I love the lake. The lake is awesome

1304
01:25:19,660 --> 01:25:23,980
Yeah, it's primitive it's more primitive than the other ones that are so well traveled

1305
01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:30,460
Uh palm deep terror terror is kind of a I don't know kind of a lesser-known lake. Would you say in a smaller one?

1306
01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:37,420
Yeah, it's more of a smaller fish. It's a core of engineer lake. Yeah. Yeah, so they can't have their houses and docks

1307
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,660
There there is limits on the boat like

1308
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:45,180
Um nothing over

1309
01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:51,740
24 or 25 foot I think I think you're right something like that speed boat speed boat

1310
01:25:52,220 --> 01:25:55,980
Yeah, and it it has a top speed at 55 I think

1311
01:25:55,980 --> 01:26:04,700
55 I think because it's a smaller lake and core of engineers does not allow anyone to have their docks or houses on the water

1312
01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:10,060
No, which is fantastic there are docks

1313
01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:14,540
But as they come available there's

1314
01:26:15,580 --> 01:26:17,260
There's a waiting list

1315
01:26:17,260 --> 01:26:18,700
Yeah, there is

1316
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:21,500
And that's how come truman reservoir became so popular

1317
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:26,700
It's a core of engineers lake and you don't have all of the partying and all that stuff going on

1318
01:26:26,780 --> 01:26:31,980
So if you want to go there and fish or just have a relaxing time on the uh, beautiful lake

1319
01:26:32,940 --> 01:26:39,100
You can go to the lakes you got to yeah. Yeah, and another of its core of engineers that I love is table rock

1320
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:46,060
Yes table rocks. Yeah table rock is fantastic. And also I love the way table rock

1321
01:26:46,060 --> 01:26:50,940
Goes the tip of it goes down into arkansas the some arms of it

1322
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:56,780
And there and they're over there really close to beaver lake and a lot of people think it is beaver lake, but it isn't

1323
01:26:57,340 --> 01:27:05,420
But it's a very southern tip of table rock lake that does that little horseshoe bend in there that area there is beautiful

1324
01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:07,260
It's just gorgeous

1325
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:16,460
And um, there's like some wineries over there on the lake and there's like, you know where the little golden gate bridge is

1326
01:27:17,180 --> 01:27:20,940
Yeah, that's actually table rock lake that's not beaver lake like people think it is

1327
01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:27,020
And they have some bars on that restaurant restaurants on the lake. That place is beautiful

1328
01:27:27,420 --> 01:27:32,300
And the only thing about the gold little golden gate bridge is it is a one lane bridge

1329
01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:38,140
And you got to make damn sure no one's coming on the other side because you don't want to back up that whole damn thing

1330
01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:41,260
So, um, so anyhow

1331
01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:49,580
All right, rob you got anything yeah, yeah, I got one here all righty

1332
01:27:51,740 --> 01:27:55,180
Oh, I'm in our body in north korea

1333
01:27:55,180 --> 01:28:02,060
North korea, um, the little little sawed off mid uh, oh a little person

1334
01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:06,860
Yeah, yeah the little person. Yeah, little guy cute little chubby fucker

1335
01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:15,740
North koreans have reportedly been banned from eating hot dogs

1336
01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:23,200
As part of a crackdown on western culture infiltrating the hermit kingdom

1337
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:26,340
I heard kim jong-un likes hot dogs in his mouth

1338
01:28:30,160 --> 01:28:37,440
Director kim jong-un has declared that selling the sausage was an act of treason

1339
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:45,680
The center reports amid the rising popularity of a south korean dish inspired by the u.s

1340
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:49,200
People caught selling or cooking hot dogs

1341
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:53,680
selling or cooking hot dogs based on prospect of time in the

1342
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,200
country's infamous labor camps

1343
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:05,440
Wow, well pong yang has also decreed that the borscht could also be jailed

1344
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,840
Did I read about that a little back

1345
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:16,560
Um, I don't know where the wars had to be. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yes

1346
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:21,920
Yes, yeah. Yeah now he's saying people really eat fucking hot dogs. Sorry for the

1347
01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:24,960
Geez, what a fucking

1348
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,920
Little pint-sized tyrant

1349
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,440
Yeah, and they they have uh

1350
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:39,120
Culture cuisine that includes them so they can't be eating it

1351
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,760
Wow, you know what I think we need to do

1352
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:48,480
Because we need to send some of our best forces over there to kidnap him and then we bring them back here and spank him for hours

1353
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,040
Bear ass spanking that little bastard for hours

1354
01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:58,720
Isn't that what he needs?

1355
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,720
Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah his

1356
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:08,240
His little ass is red from all the spanking that he gets. I mean you'd have to pay some

1357
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:14,800
Very well, you want to go to ask that link? He's already on the hall of fame. Yeah, he's in the hall of fame. Yeah, I mean

1358
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,520
So, yep

1359
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:18,560
um

1360
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:19,600
Wow

1361
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:21,200
so

1362
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,200
No dogs

1363
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,760
Except for him wink wink nudge nudge

1364
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:28,640
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

1365
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:31,700
He loves his hot dogs ask denis rodman

1366
01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:36,500
Um, let's see you still got time or you want to end this shit show

1367
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:41,620
Yeah, we've got more message on then let's do that

1368
01:30:42,420 --> 01:30:43,380
Yeah

1369
01:30:43,380 --> 01:30:48,580
Um, all right walking remains an accessible and popular exercise

1370
01:30:49,620 --> 01:30:51,620
for many reasons

1371
01:30:52,020 --> 01:30:56,660
You don't need any fancy equipment. It's good for your heart health helps you sleep better

1372
01:30:56,660 --> 01:31:00,980
Feels better and is a simple way to get your daily dose of fresh air

1373
01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:03,700
There are plenty of methods that can help you

1374
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:07,380
Keep you engaged while walking

1375
01:31:08,260 --> 01:31:17,460
And interesting lately rucking a new walking trend is picked up in steam on social media as a way to spice up your regular daily stroll

1376
01:31:18,580 --> 01:31:22,180
Rucking is simply just walking with weight on your shoulders

1377
01:31:22,180 --> 01:31:27,300
Daily stroll rucking is simply just walking with weight on your body

1378
01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:31,140
So you see i'm overweight. I'm already rucking

1379
01:31:32,660 --> 01:31:34,660
Right

1380
01:31:35,140 --> 01:31:39,780
Yeah, i'm walking with weight on my body so I I didn't know it I was doing a trend

1381
01:31:40,580 --> 01:31:44,420
Rucking is walking weight on your body said nichelle schlarr

1382
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:50,100
falconstein billy falconstein the director of training at gorak

1383
01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:54,660
A rucking gear company so I think this can be used to everyone's advantage

1384
01:31:54,820 --> 01:31:59,140
You need some lifted and taken to another location and walking distance

1385
01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:02,580
Simply offer a rucking exercise to whatever

1386
01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:06,900
So you can offer to take something to somebody or maybe even get paid for it

1387
01:32:07,380 --> 01:32:12,260
Like anything it's all in how you sell it rucking brings more of a challenge to your daily walk

1388
01:32:12,340 --> 01:32:16,340
Which is a good thing for someone who is looking to work their body in a new way

1389
01:32:16,340 --> 01:32:19,380
Okay, so there you go

1390
01:32:20,260 --> 01:32:24,260
I think a lot of people in america are rucking and they just don't know it. What do you think?

1391
01:32:25,700 --> 01:32:27,460
Yeah, they accept it

1392
01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:29,060
Yeah, yeah

1393
01:32:29,060 --> 01:32:33,300
All right, well, they want to admit it or not. Well, they want to admit or not. They're rucking

1394
01:32:34,020 --> 01:32:36,740
Hey, just think of it. You're on the cutting edge of something

1395
01:32:37,460 --> 01:32:39,700
And you didn't even know you were so there you go

1396
01:32:41,060 --> 01:32:43,060
Um, all right rob you got something

1397
01:32:43,060 --> 01:32:46,020
Yeah, I got one here all right

1398
01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:50,420
Debbie harry

1399
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:55,540
Has revealed that home depots are chosen location for flirting

1400
01:32:56,100 --> 01:33:01,700
With great strong men who worked in the garden department. Is this blondie debbie harry?

1401
01:33:03,060 --> 01:33:05,780
the 79 year old blondie singer

1402
01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:13,540
Here goes the famous 70s with songs including rapture in one way or another

1403
01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:16,740
Heart of glass

1404
01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:21,780
Heart of glass that's a fucking fantastic song anyhow go ahead. Yeah

1405
01:33:23,140 --> 01:33:27,700
Uh, maybe a mission while we're calling it recent trip down depot

1406
01:33:28,820 --> 01:33:29,940
us

1407
01:33:29,940 --> 01:33:32,580
equivalent of bnq in the uk

1408
01:33:32,580 --> 01:33:38,980
Okay, where she saw a really sexy man and gave him a suggestive work

1409
01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:47,060
Speaking to sunday times harry said I found somebody that I thought was really sexy

1410
01:33:47,620 --> 01:33:50,740
He was working in the garden department, but he was busy

1411
01:33:51,780 --> 01:33:53,780
asked by the interviewer

1412
01:33:53,860 --> 01:33:58,660
Whether she got a chance to communicate with the home depot employee. She said now

1413
01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:02,180
We just sort of looked at each other and did that

1414
01:34:03,460 --> 01:34:05,460
journalists

1415
01:34:05,780 --> 01:34:13,060
Julia smith then remarked that harry gave her a look that could spark forest fires

1416
01:34:15,220 --> 01:34:23,300
Harry continued on depot is where I do my all my flirting. There are some big strong men there

1417
01:34:23,300 --> 01:34:29,140
There you go, you want to say the last star is currently single she confirmed

1418
01:34:29,940 --> 01:34:31,940
She was previously in a relationship

1419
01:34:32,900 --> 01:34:34,900
with her former bandmate

1420
01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:37,220
co-writer chris stein

1421
01:34:37,780 --> 01:34:39,780
The pair split in 1987

1422
01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:43,700
Wow, that's a long time to be single

1423
01:34:45,380 --> 01:34:48,340
Um, wow, okay. I got a question for you rob. Okay

1424
01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:50,980
Um if I was single

1425
01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:55,700
And you're single right? Okay, and debbie harry 79 years old

1426
01:34:55,860 --> 01:35:02,500
Okay, or deborah harry or whatever she goes by all right. She wants to bang you. Do you do it just for bragging rights?

1427
01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:12,820
I mean she has no no no no no for bragging rights. No, I've just seen a picture of it

1428
01:35:13,460 --> 01:35:18,660
Oh, is she doing that for me? Okay, she's still hot for yes. I know but not

1429
01:35:18,660 --> 01:35:22,100
Oh, I know about you know what the day over like 60

1430
01:35:22,820 --> 01:35:29,300
I know about let's see 10 years ago. She looked fantastic. She had dark hair. Does she still have dark hair?

1431
01:35:32,020 --> 01:35:36,820
Oh, sure, I've seen with blah. Oh she went back one. Okay. She went. Yeah, I think so

1432
01:35:40,100 --> 01:35:41,300
She's still good

1433
01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:41,700
Okay

1434
01:35:41,700 --> 01:35:47,700
Well, if she didn't I still say as a man you'd have to that way you would always have that bragging right you'd be like

1435
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:54,020
You know some go. Yeah, remember so so yeah, I nailed her and then you'd go. Oh, yeah, remember blondie

1436
01:35:54,340 --> 01:35:57,140
I nailed her you don't have to say when she is like 85

1437
01:35:57,700 --> 01:36:01,140
You can say I just nailed her. That's it. You don't have to say an eight

1438
01:36:02,740 --> 01:36:04,180
So

1439
01:36:04,180 --> 01:36:06,180
Yeah, that's what you do, man

1440
01:36:07,060 --> 01:36:09,300
Um anyhow you got anything else?

1441
01:36:10,740 --> 01:36:16,260
All right, all right. All righty. Um, let's see. Yeah, I got a bunch of stuff here

1442
01:36:16,260 --> 01:36:19,060
Um, if you feel like me doing one more

1443
01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:27,300
Go for it. All righty. I got I got um, I got the time to stop the material

1444
01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:31,060
Okay, I I got a lot of stuff I could go through here because stuff

1445
01:36:32,580 --> 01:36:36,980
Yeah, I could go through and find something. Okay. Well, um, I was going to do

1446
01:36:38,180 --> 01:36:43,620
Use yours up. Okay. I was going to do some more solo cast but I never got a chance to so I got all this material

1447
01:36:43,620 --> 01:36:48,500
Uh mystery black objects that fell from the sky during a storm have left locals baffled

1448
01:36:49,060 --> 01:36:51,700
uh in in uh in the town of uh,

1449
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:53,460
Thailand

1450
01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:56,980
Uh, what is the name of shit? I didn't I don't even have the name down here

1451
01:36:57,140 --> 01:37:02,820
Some is some town in thailand mystery black objects falling from the sky and puzzled locals

1452
01:37:03,540 --> 01:37:08,100
A couple in funktang. That's it. Fuck tang f u c k

1453
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:12,740
tng fuck tang a province near malaysian border

1454
01:37:12,740 --> 01:37:14,840
Discover the strange items in their garden

1455
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,000
um

1456
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:19,000
Billy falconstein and

1457
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:23,000
Billy falconstein and his wife billy falconstein

1458
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:29,160
Believe the rocks may be extra terrestrial and claim they improve their health

1459
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,920
The couple found some shiny black rocks ranging in size

1460
01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:38,520
And totaling over 44 pounds in their palm platform after a storm

1461
01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:43,960
There was a very heavy rain and lightning around 2 a.m. On that day causing a fire outside

1462
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:46,200
uh

1463
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:52,040
Falconstein told viral press in the morning. There was a fallen tree and burn marks on the ground

1464
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:56,520
I walked over to the burning pit and there was smoke so I covered it with soil

1465
01:37:57,160 --> 01:38:00,840
Two weeks later, they revisited the pit and discovered the shiny black rocks

1466
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:07,640
The falconstein shared that while collecting them one sharp rock cut her and caused her to bleed

1467
01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:11,800
But the pain and the heat quickly subsided and the bleeding stopped

1468
01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:17,720
After keeping the rocks for about a month. She reported feeling more energetic and mentally clearer

1469
01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:23,560
Neighbors have even noticed unusual patterns on the rocks and interpret them as lucky numbers

1470
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:25,880
They plan to use them for lottery tickets

1471
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:35,080
um now they want authorities to uh examine the uh the rocks and I don't think the authorities give enough shit to because they don't believe them

1472
01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:40,600
And the falconsteins, um, I think are pretty much being laughed at down there. So

1473
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:43,640
um

1474
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:51,080
A texas pizzeria's viral post about tips stealing teens solve different crime in a different way a texas

1475
01:38:51,080 --> 01:38:58,780
Pia ria pizzeria whose tip jar money was stolen by a group of teenagers thought of a creative way to make back the pilford cash

1476
01:38:59,580 --> 01:39:02,940
In the new process found another victim of the bracing crew

1477
01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:06,780
Employees of stone oven pizza in Wichita Falls, Texas

1478
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:13,180
Posted about the harrowing situation on facebook explaining that the teenage thieves left behind a cowboy hat

1479
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:18,220
Which the workers decided to auction off in order to make back the stolen tips

1480
01:39:18,220 --> 01:39:23,420
Last night our crew ran into an incident where some teenagers stole the tips out of our tip jar

1481
01:39:23,740 --> 01:39:26,460
However, luckily enough the thief left his hat

1482
01:39:26,940 --> 01:39:28,940
We're not a big fan of hats around here

1483
01:39:28,940 --> 01:39:33,900
However, we know the beautiful community of Wichita Falls and we would like to open up an auction

1484
01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:39,340
The post said the highest bidder by tuesday afternoon will win the prize of this authentic cowboy

1485
01:39:39,980 --> 01:39:41,100
um

1486
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,100
Whatever it is

1487
01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:52,060
Um, thingy is pretty much what they said all proceeds will be divided evenly between the three team members that lost out on tips last night

1488
01:39:52,620 --> 01:39:56,860
And balance will be restored to the multiverse multiverse she said

1489
01:39:57,580 --> 01:40:04,220
What this attention also did was allow us to find the original owner of the hat not the teenager that dropped it

1490
01:40:04,460 --> 01:40:09,660
But the gentleman whose truck was broken into that the kids had stolen it from the update explained

1491
01:40:09,660 --> 01:40:15,740
It was the team members themselves that decided this man's head was indeed looking cold

1492
01:40:16,140 --> 01:40:20,140
And we will be returning the property to its mightful owner

1493
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:26,700
Although the hat could no longer be auctioned the eatery still took care of the staff that was affected by the crime

1494
01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:30,220
Do not worry the employees have been given 50 dollar bonuses

1495
01:40:30,780 --> 01:40:31,500
uh

1496
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:33,500
and out of compassion

1497
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:39,740
And not a bad result compared to that 20 that that punk kid ran off with it said with a laughing emoji

1498
01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:41,500
so

1499
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:48,540
There you go. They returned a hat and they got 50 bucks too. So and their tips that they stole and they actually quadrupled them

1500
01:40:48,620 --> 01:40:50,620
So good things do still happen

1501
01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:53,580
um

1502
01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:56,300
Want to hear some weird things on amazon that are for sale rob?

1503
01:40:58,780 --> 01:41:00,780
All right

1504
01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:07,020
Okay, the number one weird thing on amazon is a sirumi burritos tortilla throw blanket

1505
01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:13,660
Um, it wraps you whenever you wrap it. It looks like it turns into a tortilla

1506
01:41:14,940 --> 01:41:21,440
Um in which you would look like a burrito whenever you wrap yourself in it. It goes for 13.59

1507
01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:28,300
The second most weird object that is for sale on amazon is a squirrel finger puppet set

1508
01:41:28,300 --> 01:41:30,860
It turns your fingers into playful squirrels

1509
01:41:31,660 --> 01:41:39,420
Great for impromptu puppet shows or adding some whimsy to your day cute and hilarious. They're sure to make everyone smile rob

1510
01:41:40,940 --> 01:41:42,540
Bye now

1511
01:41:42,540 --> 01:41:44,540
Yeah 9.99

1512
01:41:45,580 --> 01:41:50,540
Uh a laterty mini golf toilet game brings a whole new meaning to bathroom breaks

1513
01:41:50,860 --> 01:41:56,780
Practice your putt while you ponder turning every trip into the toilet into a mini golf adventure

1514
01:41:56,780 --> 01:42:01,840
You just don't get too competitive. It says you can buy it now for 17.99

1515
01:42:03,740 --> 01:42:11,360
The toysmith multi-voice changer alters your voice into various tones ideal for pranks or adding a twist to conversations

1516
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:16,540
Transforming anyone from a robot to a chipmunk with this fun gadget. I need that for this show

1517
01:42:18,940 --> 01:42:23,340
Toy smith multi-voice changer. Yeah, we need some chipmunks on this show, don't we?

1518
01:42:23,340 --> 01:42:27,500
Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Okay. I i'm gonna check into this

1519
01:42:28,140 --> 01:42:31,340
Toy smith multi-voice changer. All right. Hang on. Let me highlight that

1520
01:42:31,980 --> 01:42:36,860
That way I don't throw it away. I'll know there's something on it that I need or should look at that

1521
01:42:37,580 --> 01:42:39,580
Okay, cool

1522
01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:42,140
uh 17.99

1523
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:43,880
um

1524
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:45,820
Chop sabers light up lightsaber chopsticks

1525
01:42:46,780 --> 01:42:48,780
That's cool

1526
01:42:48,780 --> 01:42:56,780
All right, they look like lightsabers, but they're chopsticks illuminate your dining experience with the power of the force

1527
01:42:57,420 --> 01:43:02,300
Perfect for star wars fans or anyone who enjoys eating sushi in style

1528
01:43:02,860 --> 01:43:08,060
You can buy now for them 1999 or two of them for 9.49. There we go

1529
01:43:08,780 --> 01:43:09,900
um

1530
01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:15,260
Comfort meets comedy with these oversized granny panties hilarious gift for a friend or a costume

1531
01:43:15,260 --> 01:43:21,260
That's sure to get laughs at any party and it has different sayings on it in different pictures of grannies

1532
01:43:22,060 --> 01:43:26,460
You can buy them now for 11.99 or super extra large for 19

1533
01:43:28,460 --> 01:43:34,700
Embrace your inner jokester with these hilarious tiny hands perfect for pranks photo ops or just adding a touch of

1534
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:39,900
Assertity to everyday tasks you take these tiny hands and you put them where your hands should be

1535
01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:45,180
And it looks like a very small hand attached to your wrist. It's weird looking

1536
01:43:46,060 --> 01:43:51,100
Um, I wouldn't waste my time with it, but there's people that obviously buy them you can get it for 8.95

1537
01:43:52,460 --> 01:43:59,340
Turn any occasion to the mini cash storm with this playful gun that shoots out bills of fake money. I kind of like that

1538
01:44:00,940 --> 01:44:06,620
I know I do for parties weddings or anywhere else. You need to surprise someone with a shower of fun

1539
01:44:06,860 --> 01:44:08,860
You can buy it now for 16.99

1540
01:44:08,860 --> 01:44:15,180
Now that would be cool. Now, let's say like you filled it full of ones or something and instead of wedding

1541
01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:20,220
You would be the hit of the you'd be the hit at the wedding if you went up to like the first dance

1542
01:44:20,460 --> 01:44:23,500
And started fucking pelting them with real money out of this gun, right?

1543
01:44:25,020 --> 01:44:28,300
Yeah, I mean you would be yeah, I don't be like man

1544
01:44:28,780 --> 01:44:32,860
Look at fucking rob over there. He's going nuts up with the cash out of that gun, man

1545
01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:36,460
That dude's fucking right on he's fucking he's uh, he's doing good there

1546
01:44:36,460 --> 01:44:38,460
That would be cool

1547
01:44:38,620 --> 01:44:46,460
Um, and then finally a dad joke button instantly summon groans and chuckles with this button that delivers classic dad jokes

1548
01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:48,860
At the push of a finger. I like that too

1549
01:44:50,220 --> 01:44:54,860
A must-have for dads or anyone who appreciates pun-filled humor you can buy now for

1550
01:44:55,880 --> 01:44:57,880
1995 on sale

1551
01:44:57,900 --> 01:45:00,940
So if you need some dad jokes to um, oh no

1552
01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:04,140
Lighten up the room

1553
01:45:04,220 --> 01:45:05,660
piss people off

1554
01:45:05,660 --> 01:45:10,300
Whatever you have a dad joke button, which I think I want one of them too

1555
01:45:10,780 --> 01:45:15,820
And you know what would go very well on this podcast a dad button joke, right?

1556
01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:18,700
We just do

1557
01:45:18,700 --> 01:45:22,620
You know just do a little promos beep. You know, you get one beep you get another dad joke

1558
01:45:23,260 --> 01:45:25,660
And whatever voice it uses. I don't know, you know

1559
01:45:27,180 --> 01:45:29,820
I think that'd be pretty cool. I'm gonna check into that one, too

1560
01:45:31,260 --> 01:45:33,260
But man that voice changer

1561
01:45:33,260 --> 01:45:35,260
I gotta get that back

1562
01:45:38,540 --> 01:45:44,460
The voice changer I gotta remember that thing because man I I think you could really use a voice changer on this don't you

1563
01:45:45,980 --> 01:45:47,980
There it is

1564
01:45:48,540 --> 01:45:51,100
All right, I got it I gotta put it over here so I remember it

1565
01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:53,980
um well, um

1566
01:45:54,380 --> 01:45:58,380
You want to end this? I got more stuff that I could go on all night. I got all kinds of shit here

1567
01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:02,380
I just have one thing that oh go ahead

1568
01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:05,740
Hi ricky

1569
01:46:05,740 --> 01:46:09,420
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hi ricky dodge city, Kansas. We love you

1570
01:46:10,140 --> 01:46:12,700
Um, i'm still inviting jimmy

1571
01:46:13,420 --> 01:46:14,860
and opal

1572
01:46:14,860 --> 01:46:19,580
To get back with us. We love you guys and we would love to mention you on every show, but we can't

1573
01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:23,180
Unless you give us the okay, so

1574
01:46:23,180 --> 01:46:31,180
I got one more thing I want to touch on here too. I was going to put on the music creeps, but it doesn't really need to be on there.

1575
01:46:31,180 --> 01:46:37,180
Fleetwood Max Lindsay Buckingham granted permanent restraining order after testifying in court.

1576
01:46:37,180 --> 01:46:42,180
Ryan Nelman, Monday, December 23rd, 2024.

1577
01:46:42,180 --> 01:47:02,180
Fleetwood Max Lindsay Buckingham was granted a permanent restraining order against an alleged female stalker who showed up at his house in a In Touch Can exclusive report.

1578
01:47:02,180 --> 01:47:10,180
According to court documents obtained by In Touch, Lindsay, 75, appeared before an LA judge on Friday, December 20th.

1579
01:47:10,180 --> 01:47:17,180
Lindsay testified as part of his plea for protection against the 61-year-old woman named Michelle.

1580
01:47:17,180 --> 01:47:24,180
The court previously granted the Rockstar a temporary restraining order, but now Lindsay was awarded a full five years of protection.

1581
01:47:24,180 --> 01:47:29,180
At the hearing, Lindsay showed the judge the picture that Michelle left at his house when she showed up.

1582
01:47:29,180 --> 01:47:32,180
He also played an unmarked audio clip as evidence.

1583
01:47:32,180 --> 01:47:38,180
The judge determined Lindsay had presented enough evidence to warrant a permanent order.

1584
01:47:38,180 --> 01:47:49,180
The judge ordered Michelle, who did not appear for the hearing despite being served with notice, to stay 100 yards away from Lindsay, his wife Kristen Buckingham and his son William Buckingham.

1585
01:47:49,180 --> 01:47:54,180
Michelle was ordered to not contact, harass or threaten Lindsay in any manner.

1586
01:47:54,180 --> 01:48:02,180
Lindsay's restraining order will expire on December 20th, 2029, as In Touch first reported in his petition.

1587
01:48:02,180 --> 01:48:06,180
Lindsay accused Michelle of harassing his family since 2021.

1588
01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:11,180
He claimed she accused him of being his father, which he said was not true.

1589
01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:16,180
He said it was all started when Michelle found his wife's business cell number.

1590
01:48:16,180 --> 01:48:25,180
He said Michelle started calling Kristen, sometimes leaving long, drawn-out messages that included the claim that she was my child and threats to kill me and my family.

1591
01:48:25,180 --> 01:48:33,180
He said, She also blamed me for facial deformities. She apparently suffered as a child and demanded money.

1592
01:48:33,180 --> 01:48:38,180
Um, yeah. You think he needs a restraining order? I do.

1593
01:48:38,180 --> 01:48:40,180
Yeah, definitely.

1594
01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:42,180
Geez, man, what a freak.

1595
01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:50,180
Um, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two. You know what? I mean, I could go on, but I'm not gonna, man. I got like ten of these.

1596
01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:53,180
And you know what? A lot of them are kind of dated.

1597
01:48:53,180 --> 01:48:55,180
Let's split them up. Let's split them up.

1598
01:48:55,180 --> 01:49:05,180
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? The ones I can still use, we'll split them up later. You gotta go to work in the morning. I gotta scratch my nuts in the morning. So we got stuff to do. Right?

1599
01:49:05,180 --> 01:49:06,180
Yep.

1600
01:49:06,180 --> 01:49:14,180
All righty. Well, all righty. Rob, thank you again for joining me. Uh, wish me luck on scratching my nuts in the morning, okay?

1601
01:49:14,180 --> 01:49:17,180
Oh, we both need luck on that one.

1602
01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:19,180
Okay. All right. Okay.

1603
01:49:19,180 --> 01:49:23,180
Anyhow, enjoy work. I know you do. And I will speak with you.

1604
01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:30,180
Oh, God. I, yeah, I could not wait to get back to work today. I was going nuts, man.

1605
01:49:30,180 --> 01:49:41,180
I know. I know you were. And then you had to miss Monday because of the weather. So now you're back at it. That's cool. Cool. Did you enjoy the fresh sparks in the air?

1606
01:49:41,180 --> 01:49:42,180
Oh, I loved it.

1607
01:49:42,180 --> 01:49:43,180
And the black smoke?

1608
01:49:43,180 --> 01:49:50,180
I fired my baby up, but I gave her a kiss. Yeah.

1609
01:49:50,180 --> 01:49:54,180
You turned it off before you gave it a kiss, right?

1610
01:49:54,180 --> 01:49:55,180
Oh, no.

1611
01:49:55,180 --> 01:49:58,180
Oh, no. You kept it going? All right.

1612
01:49:58,180 --> 01:50:01,180
Oh, it's got a big shield around the blade.

1613
01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:10,180
Oh, okay. You kissed the shield. Okay. That's okay. Awesome, man. Do you do any cool angles today?

1614
01:50:10,180 --> 01:50:21,180
A few. A lot of my angles, we already know. We have patterns made. Oh, okay. They're like 45. I just take a pattern up there and move it. Yeah.

1615
01:50:21,180 --> 01:50:22,180
Okay.

1616
01:50:22,180 --> 01:50:33,180
Now, there are some I have to get my angle finder out and figure it out, you know. But most of what I do, we already know what I'm doing.

1617
01:50:33,180 --> 01:50:44,180
I used to love that in fabrication is getting the angles and figuring it out from point A to point B. Yeah, to me that is so fun and intriguing.

1618
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:50,180
Yeah, I got this little digital angle finder. That's all I need.

1619
01:50:50,180 --> 01:50:52,180
Yep. No, that is what we need.

1620
01:50:52,180 --> 01:50:59,180
I just go over, set it, the angle of everything going on, and go back and cut it, you know.

1621
01:50:59,180 --> 01:51:06,180
Yeah. Oh, yeah. We used to do these two-sided panels at a place that I worked at, and you'd have to do the angle in reverse.

1622
01:51:06,180 --> 01:51:10,180
And if you didn't do it right, it was fucked. Oh, man. That was so much fun.

1623
01:51:10,180 --> 01:51:14,180
Oh, yeah. I've got cuts like that, too.

1624
01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:21,180
Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. You got to take it and reverse it. And anyhow, it's pretty interesting. So, anyhow.

1625
01:51:21,180 --> 01:51:31,180
All right, Rob. Have a good night, man. And I will talk to you soon. Like I said, I'm off work earlier all week. So if you want to do one, just send me a message.

1626
01:51:31,180 --> 01:51:36,180
And you guys might get an extra podcast here. Anyhow. All right.

1627
01:51:36,180 --> 01:51:37,180
Yeah, we'll do the podcast.

1628
01:51:37,180 --> 01:51:39,180
Yeah, if I have some stuff saved up, too.

1629
01:51:39,180 --> 01:51:45,180
All right. Yeah, we will probably do that. We'll give you an extra one today because we love you guys. Or not today, but this week.

1630
01:51:45,180 --> 01:51:49,180
All right. Thank you all for listening. Good night, assholes.

1631
01:51:49,180 --> 01:51:52,180
Good night, assholes.

1632
01:52:19,180 --> 01:52:22,180
Good night, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.