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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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First World Problems.

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Damn it! The City Services website is down again.

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I can't believe this. I'm going to have to actually call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill.

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This is ridiculous.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we gave you...

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The Origin of...

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The Origin of Knee-High Softdrinks

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Claude Hatcher overheard a route salesman enter the plant one day and describe the competitor's tall bottle as being knee-high.

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Knee-high originated with the Cherokela Company in Columbus, Georgia by Claude A. Hatcher in 1912.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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If you melt dry ice...

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In a pool...

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Can you swim without getting wet?

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Hmph.

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I may never know.

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Two douchebags and microphone on this snowy evening here in Kansas City.

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Right now, 14 inches of snow and counting.

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Still snowing hard. Blowing and drifting snow.

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Blizzard today.

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Well, you know what? We have not had a bad snowstorm in probably eight years.

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So we were very due for it. So I'm not going to bitch.

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You know, I just...

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You know, I'm one of these people who like keeping active and like keeping on the schedule.

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So I like going into work. You know, I don't mind it. I really do.

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I like having something to do. I like keeping myself entertained.

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So whenever I get a surprise day like this, I get a little bit bored.

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And you and I talked about it, Rob, right?

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Well, you heard it introduced. I'm back. Rob is back.

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Yes, yes, yes. No, I did that on purpose. I wanted to just throw it to you.

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And then you would go, oh, hey. Well, Rob, unfortunately, has a very good reason for missing.

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Yes, I do.

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And I'm going to go ahead and let him tell you this.

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And anyhow, like I said, I hope you all prayed for him because he definitely needed it.

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Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

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OK. Saturday, December 28th, my mom fell at the assisted living.

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And she never really recovered.

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She passed away at two twenty three or about two thirty a.m. New Year's morning.

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So that's why I had to wait. My mom, mine and the Duke's mom passed away.

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And we've had a lot to go through and a lot to deal with.

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But I'm back. I'm back.

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And that's one thing that. It's something I couldn't talk about at the funeral was.

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Since I started doing this podcast.

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Every time I talked to my mom told me how happy I sounded.

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I had something, you know, I this podcast is everything.

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And I knew it.

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I could tell just by talking to me on the phone and she could tell that I was finally happy.

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And I get it now, Mark. I get I get what her parents mean by.

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They just want you to be happy.

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Yeah, you know what?

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You know, the whole time you're taking relationship.

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And whatever. But mom, this last year and a half, every time I talked to her, which is two, three, four times a week.

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Because Rob is a good man. That's why Rob is a good man.

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Anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry. I had to put that in.

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Mention how happy I sounded.

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It was I could tell in her voice made her happy. So I get it now.

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As a parent.

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When your parent asks you.

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Tells you all they want for you to be happy.

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I get it now.

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I think virtually all parents will tell you that in the end.

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They'll be like, you know what? All I want you to do is be happy in life and do what you want to do.

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Yeah, yeah. Right.

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But mom could tell this last year and a half.

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I've been happy.

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I'm doing this. And she knows. And she told me this podcast, which I had to explain to her what the hell a podcast was.

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But, you know, she was happy for me. And that makes me feel good.

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Mom was finally happy for me because I was happy.

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You know, and what a blessing.

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And this is something I could not say at the funeral yesterday.

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Because I promised my brother, the Duke, I would not make this about myself. And I did not.

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What a blessing that is, though, Rob, that your mom got to experience you truly being happy before she passed.

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Yes. And that makes me feel better.

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That is what I.

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I mean, come on, Mark. I've lived a long life. I've let my mom down more than once.

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You know, I remember when we were working together just in camp.

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And I cried. And I wonder if I'd make it home.

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Hey, if it means anything, all of our parents did.

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We were that way. You know.

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Mom was finally happy. I was happy. And that makes me happy.

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We are proud to say there are no deaths on our watch. None.

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Nobody when we were doing stupid shit died in the process. And we're very proud of that.

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Okay. Okay. Well, we're not going to lie. There's been a few emergency grow.

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There's been a few.

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Including John. Including John.

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Our words. Yeah. Anyway.

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We thought Darren was puking blood and actually was just night training.

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And that's when our parents were worried about us.

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So yeah. I get it now.

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I remember the doctor in the ER room clearly.

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He comes out there and he looks at us.

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I was there. I was there.

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He goes. So our patient here is vomiting blood.

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That appears to be some sort of wine.

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We're like.

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And he goes. You're lucky I told you now.

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He said I could have charged you for it.

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That's why we. That's why we warn people about nitrate.

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It is evil. It is venom.

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It's bad for you.

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Yes it is. It is venom from Satan.

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Satan put it on this earth. It's venom for us to think.

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We think it's like a magical potion.

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But it's actually venom that he wants us to drink and be miserable.

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All right. OK.

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Well shall we go ahead and get this shit show started Rob.

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Let's do it.

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I've been missing this.

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Honestly I've been needing it.

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I just didn't think I could bring myself to it.

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That's why we're doing it tonight.

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So let's do it.

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Very cool. All right.

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First thing I'm going to go into is.

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I'm going to vindicate my feelings about real sugar.

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And I've you know and I started this because I told everybody the story.

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I wanted to get off a corn syrup.

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That way when I went into the average convenience store to get gas.

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That when they generally don't have real sugar.

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It's not working as good as it used to.

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But I want to go there. It's all corn syrup. I don't want it.

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And it worked. It has been working.

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Because I developed a taste for real sugar.

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And like I thought like I read.

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That once you develop a taste again for real sugar.

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Corn syrup tastes bitter.

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And to me it does now.

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So I don't like corn syrup and anything because of that.

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And anyhow I got a little article that I found that kind of vindicated me on this whole thing.

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Because you know every now and then you wonder what you're doing.

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If it's really working or not or whether it's just psychological.

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Here's I'll go into this article now.

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There's something indescribable about why American Coke tastes so good.

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But only to me it only tastes good if it's fountain.

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And like McDonald's and Quick Trip are the two ones that are good.

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You can chalk it up to the perfect amount of carbonation or its syrupy levels of sweetness.

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But that may be underestimating its power.

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But every once in a while if you're in luck at a store or restaurant.

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You might spot that special glass bottle.

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The iconic Mexican Coke.

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If you taste a Mexican Coke then you know there's something distinctly elite about its flavor.

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But is there really a difference between Mexican and American Coke?

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Or is it just that cool vintage glass bottle playing tricks on you?

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And that's really what I was thinking.

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I'm like does this just take me back to childhood?

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Is this what it is?

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Is this a remembrance thing?

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Is this a nostalgia thing?

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Does it really just taste the same and I don't know?

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You know so turns out it's not just in your head.

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Mexican Coke actually uses different ingredients.

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Although both fall under the same massive international corporation that is the Coca-Cola Company.

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Every country's ingredient list varies slightly.

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Mexican Coke cane sugar while Coke produces in the US began using high fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar in 1980.

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And that was Congress that did that.

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We had so much corn production we didn't know what to do with it right?

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So they were like well what can we do with all this corn production?

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You know it's just rotting in the bins.

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And you notice the obesity levels are way up.

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Some claim it simply tastes more refreshing than all natural.

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It really is more the bottle playing tricks on you.

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What this article goes into and I'll read a little bit more of it without boring everybody is.

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The different ingredients with the bottle in tandem is what gives you that flavor that you remember when you were a child.

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Which sparks your nostalgia.

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So it is a different taste.

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And real sugar anything does taste different than corn syrup something.

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So what this article without like going into all this stuff and everything.

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Basically what this article says is it's both.

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Okay so real sugar, cane sugar in particular, has a very distinctive sweet taste.

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And corn syrup you think it tastes sweet but actually you develop a taste for it.

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So when they very first switched over to corn syrup a lot of people were kind of like dropping sodas and they were really worried about it.

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They're like wow you know people aren't.

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You know they start that's when all these health clubs started popping up in America in 1980 right.

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And they thought okay well it's a health trend.

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Then they started drinking them again.

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But for a while there they thought they're going to have to do something different because it actually showed in their cells.

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And they wasn't sure if it was a corn syrup or the actual health trend that was going on in 1980.

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So anyhow like I said the article says it is the cane sugar combined with a couple of different ingredients that are better.

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You know that makes it taste better plus the glass bottle and your nostalgia because of it you're drinking it when you were young.

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So there you go I'm somewhat vindicated.

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Rob go ahead if you got something in I know you do.

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Yeah yeah I do.

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I have a question for you.

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Yes.

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That's only because something from the story I'm reading.

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Is there an I-55 north of Kansas City?

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I-55?

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St. Louis?

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Not Kansas City.

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Those are a Kansas City story.

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I-55.

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I don't know where they got I-55.

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Maybe it's 435.

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I don't know.

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Ten miles north of Kansas City.

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No that would probably be 435.

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But anyway you've probably heard this story and it's one I've been holding.

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Okay.

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This is dumbass driver of last year.

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Okay.

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This might be the greatest example of distracted driving ever.

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And it's a miracle that no one was injured.

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Okay.

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A Missouri man was accused by police of playing video games while he was caught moving a 107 behind the wheel.

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You're right I did hear about it and it was on I-29.

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It was on the I-29.

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Okay well in this report it says 155.

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I'm like that's St. Louis.

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But anyway.

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155 they're taking a 152 in Liberty maybe?

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Maybe.

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It was on I-29.

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It could have been near 152 highway but that was on I-29 but go ahead.

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But anyway.

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It goes on to say I saw this incredible report shared by the smoking gun.

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Oh yeah.

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They saw a 25 year old guy named Dakota Trevin Crater was pulled over a few days ago driving, okay that's what it says, I-55.

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10 miles north to Kansas City, Missouri.

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The police report is astonishing in its details which includes the following.

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He was allegedly driving a 107 mile an hour in a 65 mile an hour zone.

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He was allegedly driving on a suspended driver's license.

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He allegedly said he didn't know he was speeding because he was busy playing a video game which might be his favorite.

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Well you know how they found out about it Rob from what I read.

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Have you ever heard of Discord?

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That's where you get online and play games with other people.

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It connects you. You can talk to them.

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Yeah.

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They proved that he was on Discord.

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But he had first admitted it.

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It goes on to say for less work, time calculator estimates that you travel 300 feet in 2 seconds.

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When you're driving a hard 7 mile an hour, that's merely the blink of an eye where your eyes on a screen could mean serious injury or death for you and or others.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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They're accused and reportedly scheduled to be in court on April 15.

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Wow.

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I'm just going to leave it at that. Come on man.

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I mean I don't know what else to say.

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They've done GFW video games to a 107 down the highway.

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Well this goes hand in hand with the new law in Missouri that took effect January 1st.

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Yeah it does.

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Yeah. If you get caught on your phone.

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Hands free.

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Yeah hands free. If you get caught on your phone, first one is $200, second one is $500. Is that what it is or something?

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Something like that.

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I think the first time you get caught is $200, the second time it's $500 and the third time they're talking about jail time.

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So people get off your fucking phones for real.

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I'm getting tired of waiting around the stop lights while you fucking put a ha ha on Facebook.

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So and also.

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I mean come on.

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Going too slow or swimming around.

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A 100 and southern going down the highway playing a video game. That's.

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I'm sorry that guy needs to be slapped. He needs to be slapped really fucking hard.

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He needs to be slapped until a little bit of sense goes into his head.

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That guy is ridiculously stupid.

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I don't know what else to say. His parents should be in shame right now.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Are they?

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Yeah that's just that's crazy.

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Okay I'm here real quick I want to go into the origin and New Year's resolutions. We haven't got to do a podcast till now.

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And I was going to do it.

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Yeah we were.

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Yeah so I was going to go into the origins of it and then after that we could take our break and come back and do our nipple yank and all that.

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You want to do that?

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Oh shit dude. I'm sorry I have not done that.

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Okay that's cool. We don't have to do that. We can do it next time.

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Did you do alternate universe lead singers?

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No I have not. It's been a busy week.

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Okay no no no I understand. That's not a complaint Rob.

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We'll get both of them next time.

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That sounds good. Sounds good.

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Okay New Year's resolutions originated in ancient Babylon over 4,000 years ago.

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The Babylonians created the New Year with a 12 day religious festival called Akitu which marked the start of agricultural activities.

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During this time farmers would promise to return borrowed tools and repay debts to the gods.

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These commitments were meant to start the year clean with a clean slate and grain favor from the deities.

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In the Middle Ages knights would renew their vows to chivalry and knightly vowers.

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One of the most celebrated vows was the vow of the peacock or the pheasant.

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Knights would place their hands on a live or roast a peacock to renew their vows.

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That means they can either put their hands on a peacock or roast it.

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So I guess it probably meant whether they were hungry or not right?

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Yeah.

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So either one would work. I found that a little odd.

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Okay the phrase New Year's resolution first appeared in a Boston newspaper article in 1813 and has been called a New Year's resolution ever since.

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And then satrionizing the practice, by the beginning of the 19th century people were making and failing to keep resolutions.

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So often that the habit was satirized in 1802 Walker-Hiberman magazine published an article that included a series of fictitious resolutions.

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And if you ever want to you can go to the Walker-Hiberman archives and find all these fictitious resolutions.

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Still to this day they're pretty funny.

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And what they were doing they were clowning people making resolutions and failing every year.

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So today New Year's resolutions are mostly a secular practice with people making promises to themselves for self-improvement.

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So there you go that's where all this nonsense came from.

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They never follow sir.

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Yes. Well I said I joked around this year.

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Okay because of the blizzard right off people have an excuse for not going to the gym now.

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They go, oh man I had all this fucking snow I couldn't ever make it to the gym so that's why it failed.

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I mean if I was doing that that's what I'd say.

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Oh yeah I guess there was a lot of snow wasn't there.

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Okay all right.

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Okay let's take our first break and.

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Okay okay.

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And then yes I did find my nipple yank that flicked and has cheek bite.

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I did have it done.

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All right do you want to do that now or you want to do that when we come back.

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No let's go to break.

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Okay all right.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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The only podcast with gusto.

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That's right.

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Just like Schlitz Beer.

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Google it.

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A constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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Who could have been an extra in Chernobyl.

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When taking a shower remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water.

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Because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

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Hey there fuck stick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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A belly dancer in Spain.

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A belly dancer for 48 hours beating the old world record by five hours.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from.

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Have you ever looked at something and said.

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Hey I wonder what the origin of that is.

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Well so have we.

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That's why we gave you.

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The origin of.

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This is the origin of two douchebags and microphone.

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It all started a couple years ago when Topher and I realized we could annoy people really easily at will.

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We decided to take it a little further and start a podcast to try to annoy more people at a much larger level.

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It worked so well we brought our annoying friend Rob in for the whole gig.

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So now you have three horrible podcasts out of one horrible podcast.

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You're welcome America.

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Your mama's so fat when she went out to the pier people tried to board her.

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Hey look I think we found land.

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Oh my god I think we're safe.

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Oh no it's the island of horrible jokes.

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Elevator music is horrible on so many levels.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You're as useful as a car light with a fence.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm the Mark portion of this in the middle of a blizzard in mid-America.

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And I am Rob and I'm in an ice storm in the other part of the middle of America.

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Yeah he's about what how many 150 miles south maybe right.

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Not even that.

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120.

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120.

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115.

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Okay 150 miles to the south means the difference between a lot of ice and a lot of snow.

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Right now we're working on probably our 15th inch of snow.

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Yeah we have like a half inch ice.

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But you said you guys are supposed to get some right.

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Yeah we are.

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Yeah I wouldn't doubt if you got five or six inches of snow at least.

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Because a lot of this mess is headed that way.

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A lot of it's going to St. Louis and Columbia.

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A lot of it fragmented and went up north towards Chicago.

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So it's a huge storm.

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They named it.

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What did they name it?

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Oh I don't know.

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I was watching football all afternoon on Paramount.

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It was out of St. Louis.

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So yeah I watched that.

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They were way to big.

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I didn't catch no names.

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Okay yeah.

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Oh well alright well we decided that we were going to.

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Well actually you brought it up.

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And I forgot all about it.

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Yeah it's been a while man.

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It's been a while.

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It has.

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And also I got a complaint too on the emails that we'll get to here in a little bit.

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Oh yeah I'm on the emails.

422
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Yeah there's a few of them.

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There's a couple of them that people are threatening me.

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And I'm just like whatever.

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One guy is a guy down there in Clarksville.

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Because I gave him the email that he sent.

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Yeah you did.

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Oh he's pissed.

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And then the guy in Green Valley I believe or Oak Grove or something.

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Yeah yeah Oak Grove yeah.

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Yeah he wanted to smash me in the face with a microphone.

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Yeah yeah that was Oak Grove.

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Yeah.

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Dude I will never get near you you dumb ass.

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I don't care whether you like me or not.

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You know what's funny is you're trying to antagonize me.

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But I ended up antagonizing you.

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Failure.

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No the funny thing is between the two of us if anybody was to step up to anybody it would be me.

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And they don't realize that.

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I'm the smaller guy.

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Anyway.

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It's funny it's just it's just funny when you get a chance to antagonize them when they're trying to do that to you.

444
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Yeah it's always fun.

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Yeah anyhow I'm probably just going to be walking away.

446
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But then they would not know that would they?

447
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Rob you're absolutely right.

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And here we are making fun of them.

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We do.

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All they can do is maybe come up with another podcast to make fun of us.

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I don't know what else they could do.

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But so anyhow.

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It actually listened.

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OK.

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Oh grow maybe.

456
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There's some money around.

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Oh grow.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean.

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Clarkville.

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No Clarkville.

463
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You're not going to have the money to start this.

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Their Internet's too slow down there even anyhow.

465
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So yeah that dial it will not support a podcast.

466
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I'm sorry.

467
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So Minespring does not support podcasts.

468
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I'm sorry.

469
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So anyhow Rob you want to go ahead with your.

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Well let's explain it here real quick.

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OK.

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We came up with this one about a year and a half ago maybe.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It was about time I came on.

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It's something we decided to do.

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Yeah.

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It was us.

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Yeah.

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It was us.

481
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Yeah.

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We both decided that this would be a funny thing to do.

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And this is a playful Netflix to anybody you want.

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Yeah.

485
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Yeah.

486
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Yeah.

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It's not mean.

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Not flicked to anybody that you want a nipple yank to anybody that you want and an ass cheek

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bite to anybody that you want.

490
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And they should be famous that way other people know who they are.

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I can say guy down the road but people be like what.

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So anyhow that's what this is.

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These are famous people.

494
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Yes.

495
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Yes.

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Yeah.

497
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Other than that you'd be like I don't know who these are.

498
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I don't give a shit.

499
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
So anyhow.

500
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,000
So anyhow Rob do you want to start this off.

501
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Yeah I will.

502
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
OK.

503
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
OK.

504
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Am I flicking the nuts.

505
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000
This is Joe Biden.

506
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
He wouldn't even know.

507
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
But go ahead.

508
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
The reason.

509
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I don't think you'd feel it.

510
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
This is Gruul Cup.

511
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I'm at the point where I don't give a fuck.

512
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,000
If you can't make fun of somebody then you know I don't know what you can do.

513
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
I'm getting tired of this bullshit of no.

514
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah.

515
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Yeah.

516
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Yeah.

517
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Anyhow it's just fun.

518
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
So if anyone's offended.

519
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:54,000
This is just a fun because I don't think Joe Biden would actually feel it.

520
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
I agree with you man.

521
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
The guy is obviously diminished.

522
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I don't care if you're a fan of him or not.

523
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Nothing political.

524
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
No.

525
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I don't think he would feel it.

526
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
I don't either.

527
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
I don't either.

528
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I mean I think he'd be too busy trying to tell people to get off his lawn.

529
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,000
OK next up.

530
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
My nipple.

531
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
OK.

532
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I'm going to go Jakey Lee.

533
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
That's a good one too.

534
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Any reason.

535
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
He's got a shot.

536
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000
He ain't going to feel the nipple.

537
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
No shit.

538
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Four times was it or three?

539
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I don't know.

540
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Gosh.

541
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Yeah.

542
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Yeah.

543
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
He ain't going to feel the nipple.

544
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I'll make it away.

545
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
No.

546
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Jake.

547
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Love you.

548
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
But you get a nipple.

549
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I love you Jake.

550
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
But damn it.

551
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
You ain't going to feel your nipples getting yanked.

552
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
That's right.

553
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
OK.

554
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
And last up.

555
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
My ass cheek bite.

556
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:02,000
And you're going to love this one too.

557
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
OK.

558
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Elton John.

559
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:09,000
I do love it.

560
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Is there any certain reason or?

561
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Didn't it just come out the way he went blind?

562
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Too soon?

563
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
No.

564
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Not too soon.

565
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
I read reports he is blind.

566
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
I knew he was having some health problems so you're probably right.

567
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Yeah.

568
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
And his vision is part of it.

569
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Man yeah.

570
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
You could go right with it.

571
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Sorry Jason.

572
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000
My ass cheek bite I'm going to pay someone to bite that guy's ass because I don't want

573
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
to get anywhere near it.

574
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
So that was a very good set up.

575
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Go for it buddy.

576
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Alright.

577
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
My first one.

578
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
And all these are for no apparent reason.

579
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Just because I want to.

580
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
That's it.

581
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Yeah.

582
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
The first one.

583
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
A nut flick goes to Danny Bonaduce.

584
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Oh hell yeah.

585
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Yes.

586
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Yeah.

587
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Danny on the Perthridge family.

588
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I want to hear the reason but yeah.

589
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Because he is a dork.

590
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
That's why.

591
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Actually I think Danny Bonaduce can fit into either three of these.

592
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yes.

593
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Yeah.

594
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I think he gets a nut flick just because of his Bonaduceyness.

595
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I think he'd get off on it.

596
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
He probably would.

597
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Yeah.

598
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000
He'd probably start masturbating and I would run off.

599
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
So yeah.

600
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
So anyhow.

601
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Just because.

602
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Just because he's Danny Bonaducey.

603
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
He gets a nut flick.

604
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
And I mean you can look at it.

605
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I mean just look at his whole solid career.

606
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
He's looking my ass.

607
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Yeah.

608
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Just look him up.

609
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Google it.

610
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
You'll be like oh yeah yeah.

611
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
He needs a nut flick.

612
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
So.

613
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
The next.

614
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:59,000
And Nipple Yank goes to Gary Busey because I want to see his reaction.

615
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Oh my god.

616
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Can you imagine.

617
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Oh my god.

618
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
The buttered sausage made him react.

619
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
He got on there.

620
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
And you know he's a real Gary Busey.

621
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
What?

622
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Yeah.

623
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000
I was just going to say that to the first thing he would say.

624
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Eat buttered sausage.

625
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Yeah.

626
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
He'd get on there.

627
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
He did.

628
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
He'd go on there and go.

629
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
This is a real Gary Busey and whoever yanked my nipple.

630
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Well I'm going to catch you.

631
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I'm going to catch you.

632
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
I'm going to shove buttered sausage up your ass.

633
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Because I'm from Texas.

634
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000
We don't butter our sausage unless we shove it up someone's ass.

635
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
God love it.

636
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
God love it.

637
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
God love it.

638
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
God love him.

639
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
And finally.

640
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
The ass cheek bite but someone else has to do it.

641
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I'm going to have to pay someone to do it.

642
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
And it's going to be hard to get to pay someone to do it.

643
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
I'm going to have to pay them a lot of money.

644
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,000
And I want an ass cheek bite to Elon Musk.

645
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
And that's because I don't believe he's human.

646
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I don't believe he's human.

647
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Look at him.

648
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Dude.

649
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I've been reading stories.

650
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Yeah.

651
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
I almost brought.

652
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
No go ahead.

653
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I'm going to dive into that one later.

654
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
No no no.

655
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I'm not saying I don't like the guy or I like the guy.

656
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I'm not promoting anything.

657
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
He just looks so different.

658
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
I want to see his reaction.

659
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Well what I'm saying is things I've read off the internet.

660
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
OK.

661
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
I'm not reading nothing right now.

662
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I'm just saying things I've been reading.

663
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,000
He claims to be an alien from the future.

664
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Come back and is looking for his way home.

665
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,000
And if I could find that story I would go read it to you.

666
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
I can't find it right now.

667
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
So here's what I was reading.

668
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,000
And this guy's going to be the overlord of government spending.

669
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
I love it.

670
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
An alien.

671
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Hey wait a minute.

672
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Wait a minute.

673
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Wait a minute.

674
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Come here.

675
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
How much are you paying for that slab of nails?

676
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
No no no no no no no.

677
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000
You go back in that hardware store and you tell them you're going to pay 20 bucks and

678
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
no fucking more.

679
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
I love it.

680
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I did the calculation in my far superior brain from far far away.

681
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000
And you're overspending by about 50 percent.

682
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000
So you go back in there and you tell them no.

683
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,000
It's going to be interesting to see how that whole thing shakes out.

684
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
So anyhow.

685
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I'll go back and see if I can find that story.

686
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
I'll bring it up next time.

687
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
That sounds great.

688
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I read an article where he says he's from the future.

689
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,000
As an alien trying to build his ship back home.

690
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Wow.

691
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Interesting.

692
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Interesting.

693
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Yeah.

694
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Do you want to go into the story?

695
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Oh wait.

696
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Do you want to go into some emails?

697
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000
No I want to hear the emails.

698
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Then I got a story for the emails.

699
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Okay that sounds good.

700
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I'll take it in the toilet.

701
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I'll take it in the toilet.

702
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Okay.

703
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
And I just had.

704
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Oh here it is.

705
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Okay.

706
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
I thought I lost him.

707
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I'm like what the hell.

708
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
I just had him immediately.

709
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
All right.

710
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
First one is.

711
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Hey guys.

712
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Why is it that you had several podcasts and now you seem to have one going on?

713
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
I like Mark and all but I prefer it to be at least two people.

714
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Just curious.

715
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Frankie.

716
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Frankie thank you.

717
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Okay Rob's back as you can see and Rob told you about his absence.

718
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Topher's got some stuff going on and when he clears out I'm waiting for him to give me a call when his schedule clears.

719
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Right.

720
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
We're going to start doing what we were doing.

721
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:57,000
We're going to join in to the sports bastards until the NFL season's over and then we're going to go into the music creeps.

722
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
So there you go.

723
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Anyhow what Rob?

724
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yeah I was just saying.

725
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yeah we're around Christmas break and we all got a lot going on and.

726
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Yeah.

727
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Honestly all three of us it's health wise so.

728
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Yeah.

729
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Maybe not us but it's Rob the one.

730
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Yeah I'm not going to go into Topher.

731
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I'm just going to leave it at that.

732
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I'm not going to go into his business or nothing.

733
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,000
If he wants to tell you that's fine whatever but he's busy right now but he'll be back.

734
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Yeah.

735
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:39,000
And as soon as he gives me a call or text me or something and says hey I'm back then it'll be you know then he'll we'll be doing our thing again.

736
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
So.

737
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
OK.

738
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Mark I started searching the Internet for old concert ticket stubs when you spoke about them.

739
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I really found some good ones including the Ozark Music Festival.

740
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I printed it out and it's on my wall as I write.

741
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Tone and Gladstone.

742
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Now I know Tone and Gladstone and he sent me a picture of it.

743
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
It is cooler than shit and he sent me the address of where to get it.

744
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,000
It's called Blackstone posters and etc.

745
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,000
So what you have to do is you have to go there and it's actually it's an actual poster that they sell.

746
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:20,000
So you have to go there and you have to save the image put it on your hard drive and then print it out because it won't let you print it out from the page because he's trying to sell these posters.

747
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
So that's how you have to do it.

748
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
So anyhow.

749
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
All right.

750
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Next one. You'll like this one Rob.

751
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Hey where the hell is Jeffy X.

752
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I'm missing.

753
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Bring him back.

754
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Shelly in Rockport Virginia.

755
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I've been thinking.

756
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
He's coming back.

757
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
He's coming back.

758
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
We're trying to get situated into doing podcasts again.

759
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Douchebags and all that.

760
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
So he's coming back.

761
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
We've had a lot of stuff happen.

762
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Kind of threw us off.

763
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
So.

764
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Well he did contact me and say he was starting to get into a little heat so he had to wait a little while.

765
00:40:53,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah I heard rumors about him going to Argentina for a face transplant because he's so.

766
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah.

767
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:07,000
So he may be back looking like someone else for all we know but he's going to be back.

768
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Next one Rob.

769
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Could you do more ramblings of a madman.

770
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
I love the Congress tap dancing one.

771
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I just heard it the other day.

772
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Ronnie and Tulsa.

773
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
There you go Tulsa King.

774
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Tulsa King is your biggest fan.

775
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Actually I'm actually in the worship.

776
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
A different some more promo.

777
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
There we go.

778
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
There we go Tulsa King.

779
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
You fucking got it.

780
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Yeah.

781
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Yeah.

782
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
And I just.

783
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
You got me Tulsa King.

784
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
I'd forgotten all about him Rob.

785
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I'd forgotten all about him and I just happened to cross him.

786
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
I was deleting some stuff on all my catalog and all that.

787
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
And I'm like oh shit.

788
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
I forgot about these and I read the.

789
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I heard it on the last one.

790
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
I heard it on the last one.

791
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Yeah they're back.

792
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Yeah they're back.

793
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
I've got a few of them but we're going to have more of them.

794
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
So Ronnie just wait a little bit.

795
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
So all right.

796
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Hey what happened to the Douchebag.net web page.

797
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:12,000
I thought you were going to have other podcasts on that platform including the interviews of paranormal experts.

798
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
John in Sacramento.

799
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,000
John you're obviously a fan and that was a long time ago.

800
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
OK.

801
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
That's not paranormal.

802
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
They're conspiracy theories.

803
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yeah conspiracy theories.

804
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000
But I think I did at one point say maybe some paranormal stuff too.

805
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I think I did say that at one point.

806
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Well look everything's a work in progress.

807
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
We're doing this on no budget at all.

808
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000
OK.

809
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,000
I still have the name to Douchebags and a microphone dot net.

810
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I still have it.

811
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I'm just waiting a little bit you know.

812
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Because we can't do everything at once because we're working with limited funds.

813
00:42:51,000 --> 00:43:01,000
So I mean I'd love to have these machines that the guys in radio do and be able to do all these different voices and put them all together like they do and the music and stuff.

814
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
But I don't.

815
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,000
I'm doing the best and Rob's doing the best with what we got which is primitive and not much money.

816
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000
So you guys would not.

817
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000
You guys can't imagine what I'm doing with.

818
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:20,000
The Duckwine Studio is getting better though and he is adding on.

819
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Yes it is.

820
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Yes I am.

821
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
So yeah never fear.

822
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It's going to be expanding and we're going to be doing different stuff and all that.

823
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
And while we're doing this we're both getting better.

824
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Right?

825
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah.

826
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
So one of these days we'll be better.

827
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
We're like everybody else.

828
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
We have trip ups in life.

829
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Yes.

830
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And I think that anyone stuck with us this long is a true fan.

831
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
So thank you John in Sacramento.

832
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:01,000
You must be that one hit I get from Sacramento every time.

833
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
And I think it's one.

834
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
I really do.

835
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I think it's one person and it's got to be John.

836
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Well thank you John.

837
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Yeah thank you John.

838
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
I really love the sentiment there.

839
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I love the fact that you remembered that and you want us to do it.

840
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
We are going to do it.

841
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Just please give us a little time.

842
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
And that's all.

843
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
So alright.

844
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
That is the end of the emails.

845
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Like I said the other ones I'm just not going to mention anymore.

846
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Clarksville one and fucking Grover whatever.

847
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Yeah.

848
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I mean who cares.

849
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Alright.

850
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000
The guy that wanted to hit you up side there with the microphone.

851
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Yeah.

852
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Coincidentally he's the one all pissed off.

853
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000
I love it.

854
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Well evidently he's still listening.

855
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Wow.

856
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000
I should have thought that Rob.

857
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
You're the one who usually thinks of that.

858
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Well like the guy that's fucking begging us about something and he's like 42 minutes in the podcast.

859
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I'm like what?

860
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,000
You listen 42 minutes to something you don't like?

861
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Like that does not make sense.

862
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Like I'm flipping through the channels okay.

863
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000
And let's say I don't like Hogan's Heroes.

864
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I'm going to skip right by it.

865
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I'm not going to watch 42 minutes and go I hate this.

866
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Oh shit I hate this.

867
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Oh this show is such bullshit.

868
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
I fucking you know.

869
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
You're not going to do that.

870
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
You're just going to skip by it.

871
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
So there's a little bit more to it than that I would say.

872
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,000
So anyhow Rob you got a story you want to go into.

873
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah I do and this is off the wall.

874
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
I had to come with an off the wall.

875
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Well we are douchebags and that's what we do.

876
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Okay the points about scratches on toilet seats manufactured by Japanese company Toto

877
00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:00,000
led the firm to issue an unusual instruction to consumers.

878
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Uh huh.

879
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Don't wipe the seats with toilet paper.

880
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Okay.

881
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
You got yeah I had to read through it.

882
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Okay I still don't understand it but okay.

883
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Do it.

884
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
A series of posts recently went viral on social media.

885
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Complaining about recently installed Worshlet bidet toilets made by Toto quickly ending up

886
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:42,000
with scratch marks and discoloration on the plastic resin seats.

887
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:51,000
A company spokesperson explained the Worshlet seats are made of plastic resin for a reason.

888
00:46:51,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Use the current resin considering its resistance to detergents and its ability to be molded

889
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:05,000
into complex shapes the spokesperson said.

890
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:12,000
The representative explained that repeatedly wiping the seats with toilet paper caused

891
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:19,000
tiny scratches that can expand over time and trap dirt.

892
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Okay.

893
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Wow.

894
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Okay this story keeps going but I'm going to stop right there.

895
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I mean come on if you could add detergents and everything else.

896
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Uh huh.

897
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Why is toilet paper the one scratching it?

898
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Yeah.

899
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Toilet paper is one of the softest things in the world.

900
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Yeah.

901
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
You got me I don't know man that's.

902
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Yeah but they blame it on toilet paper.

903
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Okay.

904
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Yeah I mean yeah it says you can add detergents and everything but toilet paper is what scratches it.

905
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Yeah.

906
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Okay.

907
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
I debunked that.

908
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
I debunked that story.

909
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
I think you're right Rob.

910
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Okay.

911
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,000
You know that someone recently went back in time.

912
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Actually a few people did.

913
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Yes.

914
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Okay.

915
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:27,000
It's possible like this right now maybe later who knows but a passenger plane took off from

916
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Hong Kong on the first day of 2025 and landed at Los Angeles International Airport on New

917
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Year's Eve 2024.

918
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Pretty cool huh?

919
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Yeah.

920
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:46,000
A Pacific flight 880 departed from Hong Kong International Airport just after midnight

921
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
local time.

922
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:52,000
The jet airliner made its way over the Pacific Ocean crossing the international dateline

923
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:57,000
and about halfway through the 12 hour trip the plane landed shortly before 8.30 p.m.

924
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000
at LAX arriving about 20 minutes early.

925
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,000
And hey how that was interesting.

926
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
So someone did go back in time.

927
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
So let me put it like this now.

928
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Anyone that knows Einstein and studied up on him knows that his theory of going time

929
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:24,000
traveling if you go counter clockwise of the earth against time a certain amount a certain

930
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
speed that you can actually go back in time this kind of shows it a little bit doesn't

931
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
it?

932
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Just a little bit.

933
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Yeah.

934
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Yeah.

935
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Yeah.

936
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
It's the one side of the world to the other.

937
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Yeah this is a gimmick this was a gimmick thing but they really did they went back in

938
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:50,000
time because one side of the earth was definitely the time that it was and the other side of

939
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000
the earth was definitely the time it was there.

940
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Now I know time is a concept that we came up with but the earth was in different stages

941
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:05,000
from one to the other so therefore they really did kind of go back in time as in years like

942
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
from one year to another.

943
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,000
I know we all do that if we go to the west coast we go two hours back or whatever I know

944
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:17,000
that happens but this one actually went from the new year to the old year so I thought

945
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
that's pretty cool.

946
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,000
So let's go ahead and take our second break we'll come right back with some more stuff.

947
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
That sound good?

948
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Sounds good.

949
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Alrighty.

950
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Next up.

951
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Things Overheard in Hell.

952
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
It moves everybody, candy corn has had a bumper crop.

953
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Everybody can have as much as I want.

954
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Yay!

955
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Harambe used to listen to our original show Two Dip Shits and Enchieq Radio Shack realistic

956
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
tape recorder.

957
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Harambe does not listen to our original show Two Dip Shits and Enchieq Radio Shack realistic

958
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
tape recorder anymore.

959
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000
You might ask why Harambe never listens to our original show Two Dip Shits and Enchieq

960
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Radio Shack realistic tape recorder.

961
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Well, it's because Harambe is dead.

962
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Senselessly murdered because some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking

963
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
on her phone.

964
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show Two Dip Shits and Enchieq Radio Shack

965
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,000
realistic tape recorder or any other show anymore.

966
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Sorry Harambe.

967
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, Hey!

968
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
There's no toilet paper in here!

969
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:32,000
You watched the news.

970
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000
It was grim.

971
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Is an apocalypse inevitable?

972
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:44,000
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

973
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:49,000
We have the post-apocalypse list.

974
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Very important for survival is to know the predators in your area.

975
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Study up on them and grab a few wildlife books to keep in your shelter.

976
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Find information for ways to kill the animal if available and not damage the meat.

977
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000
A crossbow is usually most effective.

978
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Tools such as a duck call or a moose call can help when to seek out possible food to kill.

979
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Search all uses for an animal after it is killed such as the pelt, the hooves or antlers

980
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000
can make a handy weapon if needed.

981
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

982
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

983
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Get in cover.

984
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte,

985
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,000
remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

986
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
It really hurts.

987
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Who can afford plastic surgery?

988
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Stay safe everyone.

989
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

990
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000
One man gasing is in charge of human resources.

991
00:52:53,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Two douchebags and microphone.

992
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
I'm Mark.

993
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
And I'm Rob.

994
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Sorry, didn't mean to catch you off guard there.

995
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Yes, it's still snowing.

996
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
You're alright.

997
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Still snowing here, still a blizzard.

998
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Probably about 15, maybe 16 inches of snow now.

999
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Who knows when it's going to end.

1000
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Holy shit.

1001
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
I'd like to state.

1002
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Well, give me a second and I'll work out a sign and see what we got.

1003
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Alright.

1004
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I'd like to state this while you're doing that.

1005
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:34,000
The Chiefs found a way to eliminate Cincinnati Bengals without even playing them.

1006
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:39,000
They let Denver beat them on their second and third string people today,

1007
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:45,000
therefore knocking Cincinnati out of the playoffs.

1008
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
So, there you go.

1009
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:52,000
There was a lot that happened today in the air.

1010
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
The grand daddies tonight.

1011
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Now we're up to about a half.

1012
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,000
It's just now starting to cover all the grass.

1013
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:06,000
That's all ice.

1014
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Well, good thing your work's postponed tomorrow then.

1015
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Yeah, yeah.

1016
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I've been off two and a half weeks.

1017
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,000
We're supposed to go back tomorrow and it's driving me nuts.

1018
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
I need to get back to work.

1019
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Dude, I know.

1020
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,000
I don't need that much time away.

1021
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I would go nuts.

1022
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Like I said, the surprise one today got me.

1023
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
So, there you go.

1024
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Maybe I need a fidget spinner.

1025
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Yeah, I don't know.

1026
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Why don't you go play your pinball game?

1027
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000
I wish I had a pinball game.

1028
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
I thought you got one.

1029
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
No, no, no, no.

1030
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
I could not get the clearance on that.

1031
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000
It costs way too much.

1032
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000
I have my video games.

1033
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
I have the stand-up video games.

1034
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Okay, your video games.

1035
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
There you go.

1036
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
I'll go play that.

1037
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
I need to figure out the volume control.

1038
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Yeah, exactly.

1039
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I don't know what the fuck happened, but it's like...

1040
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Your wife would beat you.

1041
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Oh my gosh.

1042
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
This thing is so loud it hurts your ears.

1043
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
I don't know how to turn it down.

1044
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000
The guy that sold it to me, he's no longer there.

1045
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
I looked on the internet.

1046
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
The way it told me to turn the volume down doesn't work.

1047
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
So, I don't know what the hell to do.

1048
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
So, anyhow...

1049
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Something looked up right.

1050
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Maybe those gun musts.

1051
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Well, I think maybe...

1052
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Yeah, something looked up right.

1053
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
It's defective now.

1054
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
I've got to find someone who knows how to work on them or something, I guess.

1055
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
But, anyhow...

1056
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
So, I can't play that either now.

1057
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
But, anyhow, you've got something you want to go into, Rob.

1058
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:53,000
And, excuse me, my wife gave me some jalapeno poppers a little bit ago.

1059
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
And I'm over here chowing on them right now.

1060
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,000
So, if you hear some weird noises, that's me.

1061
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Chowing those things.

1062
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
I'm jealous. I'm jealous.

1063
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
I wish I could just hand them to you right now.

1064
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I would. They're fucking delicious.

1065
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
So, anyhow...

1066
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Okay, Rob, we've turned to you.

1067
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
You've got the next story.

1068
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did.

1069
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Okay.

1070
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
And I'll give you a little time.

1071
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
It's a little long one.

1072
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Okay.

1073
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Yolanda Saladar,

1074
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
the banter manager,

1075
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,000
pop sensation Selena Perez.

1076
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000
You know Selena that was...

1077
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1078
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Huge.

1079
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
As in Storm.

1080
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Yeah. Who gunned the singer down in 1995

1081
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,000
after getting caught and messling with her companies,

1082
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,000
has filed a petition for parole in Texas.

1083
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:58,000
The now 64-year-old Saladar was president of Selena's band club

1084
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:04,000
and the manager of her boutique line, Selena ETC,

1085
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:10,000
when she shot her to death on March 31st, 1995.

1086
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
And remember, Rob, real quick,

1087
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
sorry for interrupting, but...

1088
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,000
When they first announced her death in the shooting,

1089
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
they said it was a deranged fan that did it.

1090
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000
And I think it actually took a couple of weeks for them to figure out

1091
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
that it was actually one of the people that worked for her

1092
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,000
that was ripping her off. But go ahead.

1093
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just watch the movie. They explain it.

1094
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000
So that's how I learned about all this,

1095
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
was by watching a movie a few years ago.

1096
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000
That's too bad. She was a huge international star.

1097
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Yeah, she was.

1098
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Okay, the movie occurred in a days-annual hotel room in Corpus Christi

1099
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,000
during a confrontation following discovery by Selena and her family

1100
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:03,000
that Saladar was embezzling funds.

1101
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:09,000
When Saladar pulled a.38 tourist model.85 revolver on her,

1102
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Selena fled the room but was shot in the back.

1103
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000
A 23-year-old star later died at a local hospital.

1104
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:27,000
In just under three months, on March 25th, that day,

1105
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,000
will arrive, according to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice,

1106
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,000
online records.

1107
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Saladar is currently in the parole review process.

1108
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:50,000
She is currently being held at the Patrick El O'Donnell Unit in Gatesville, Texas.

1109
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:55,000
The parole process in the state of Texas takes six months

1110
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,000
and involves an interview with the inmate,

1111
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:04,000
as well as submitting letters of support and protest.

1112
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:09,000
This is supplied by the institutional parole officer,

1113
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:18,000
who submits a case summary to the board voting panel.

1114
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,000
In Saladar's case, the panel will decide on parole at the end of March.

1115
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Saladar reportedly has no promises on the record

1116
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,000
that will prevent the board from holding a hearing

1117
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:37,000
to determine whether to release her.

1118
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,000
So according to the board, she's up for it.

1119
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Okay? She's going up for it.

1120
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,000
But here's a little bit more.

1121
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:55,000
According to conversations with inmates in the board by the New York Post,

1122
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Saladar is a constant target among other inmates

1123
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,000
and received death threats for her crime.

1124
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Saladar claimed during a prison interview for the Peacock documentary,

1125
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Selena and Yolanda, the secrets between them,

1126
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:22,000
that she was convicted by public opinion even before my trial started.

1127
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Okay, that's how this article ends. Let's go from there.

1128
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
What's your opinion?

1129
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Okay, the fact that there's two different stories floating around at first

1130
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,000
concerned me about it because I remember when it first happened,

1131
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
they said it was a deranged fan.

1132
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Then about a week later, if I remember correctly,

1133
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,000
they said no, it was someone that was employed by her.

1134
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
And then there's different stories to actually what happened,

1135
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:58,000
where it happened, and actually what led to the confrontation.

1136
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
She was shot in the back.

1137
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:06,000
So my theory is, you shoot someone in the back when they're trying to get away,

1138
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
then that's definitely murder.

1139
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Just by that one, that person murdered her.

1140
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:21,000
And the law in Texas, she could have been capital punishment.

1141
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,000
They still have that in Texas, right? She could have been put to death.

1142
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Actually, I think spending more time in prison is fine with me

1143
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
because she was shot in the back,

1144
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:39,000
and also there's all this shady stuff going on that I'm relatively sure happened, allegedly.

1145
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob, what do you think?

1146
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Okay, well, I'm going to go off on review because I've read other reports about this.

1147
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,000
Oh, no, go ahead, please.

1148
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Okay.

1149
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:57,000
And what caught my attention is the inmates.

1150
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Okay.

1151
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:06,000
I've read report after report that she gets...

1152
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:14,000
They have to keep her and protect her custody.

1153
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Oh, the Pennsylvania fans?

1154
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Yeah, all the fans want to kill her.

1155
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Yeah, shit.

1156
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,000
I mean, there is a reward on her head.

1157
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:36,000
So that is why she actually, she was the one that pushed for her to get her out of it.

1158
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
I could imagine that because...

1159
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Oh, go ahead.

1160
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:44,000
But I've read also in some of these other articles I've read,

1161
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:51,000
if she gets out, she's facing the same thing.

1162
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Yeah, you know what?

1163
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Yeah, there's going to be people on the streets that don't want to kill her.

1164
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000
I do believe that to be true because Selena was like a cult following, although she was huge.

1165
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Yeah, she was.

1166
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Although she was huge, people were just absolutely...

1167
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:10,000
And really, she was such a good performer, so beautiful.

1168
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Yes.

1169
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
She had a cult following, but for a reason.

1170
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Great singer, great personality.

1171
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:21,000
So yes, I could see people being that serious about someone doing that to her

1172
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
and getting revenge, if you will, about it.

1173
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000
I could see that happening.

1174
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:34,000
So I think if the assailant feels like they need to get out that bad,

1175
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,000
then maybe if they do get out, then they'll find out.

1176
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
It's called fuck around and find out, right?

1177
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000
That's what it's called.

1178
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Right.

1179
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
And is it primal justice, whatever you want to call it?

1180
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
If that happens, it happens.

1181
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
I think at the very least, that person's going to get a lot of ass whippings.

1182
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:56,000
But when someone like that has already been to prison, let me tell you this.

1183
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,000
Someone like that's already been to prison, and they're probably not afraid to go back.

1184
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000
That person better be a good aim at first.

1185
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Agreed?

1186
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Exactly.

1187
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Yeah.

1188
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:17,000
So if you love Selena and you want to get revenge and that lady gets out that killed her,

1189
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:23,000
then you better be a good shot, because I would be betting that she's packing

1190
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,000
and ready to shoot because she'll just go back to prison.

1191
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,000
So Rob, that was a great story.

1192
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Interesting.

1193
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,000
I understand your thought on that, too.

1194
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,000
I'm glad you brought that up, because that's extremely interesting.

1195
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000
And I think that that could happen.

1196
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,000
I think that could happen because of how popular she was.

1197
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Like I said, I've read this.

1198
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
That's just a story I've read.

1199
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,000
I've read different stories about this.

1200
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,000
And yeah, and I see it.

1201
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter whether she's in prison or out of prison.

1202
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000
There's going to be a target on her.

1203
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
Yeah, I would agree, Rob.

1204
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
So I agree.

1205
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,000
And I think there's a little bit more to the story than we'll ever know also,

1206
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,000
because of that first story that was floated out

1207
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,000
and then it actually being something completely different

1208
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:21,000
and it happened somewhere where they didn't say it happened at and all that stuff.

1209
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,000
There's a little bit more to the story,

1210
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,000
but the whole fact that she was shot in the back would indicate to me

1211
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:33,000
that it was cold-blooded murder and that that person deserved what they got going to prison.

1212
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:39,000
But at the same time, the woman that's all these years has been claiming

1213
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:45,000
that she was going to pull a gun on herself.

1214
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,000
But somehow it fired at Selena.

1215
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
I don't know.

1216
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Okay.

1217
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
I wasn't there.

1218
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
I'm not an eyewitness.

1219
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
I cannot honestly say.

1220
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:02,000
You somehow, trying to shoot yourself, shot someone in the back?

1221
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Well, that was her plan.

1222
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
She was going to shoot herself.

1223
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Yeah, she ended up shooting Selena in the back on the way out.

1224
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
Still murder.

1225
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Still murder.

1226
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
Yeah, still murder.

1227
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Behind the back.

1228
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Gotcha.

1229
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Behind the back is what gets me.

1230
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,000
You shoot someone in the back when they're trying to get away,

1231
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,000
then you get what you get, and that is prison time.

1232
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000
And probably if you get out, worse things.

1233
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Going completely different on this.

1234
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000
That was a little bit dark, but I'm glad you brought that up.

1235
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
That was a good article.

1236
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Yeah.

1237
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,000
And thank you.

1238
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Joke Kola.

1239
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Do you remember that?

1240
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Yes.

1241
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Yes.

1242
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000
I think I know where you're going.

1243
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,000
I think I know where you're going.

1244
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000
I read that.

1245
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Okay.

1246
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:47,240
The soda brand that gained attention in the 1980s for offering all sugar and twice the

1247
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:50,960
caffeine is headed back to stores in 2025.

1248
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:56,000
This time it's promising more than twice the original caffeine content, which is lethal.

1249
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Man.

1250
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,000
I mean, in my opinion, it's lethal.

1251
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Oh my gosh.

1252
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
That stuff.

1253
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Yes.

1254
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Remember Nitro?

1255
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Yep.

1256
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Jolt was worse than Nitro.

1257
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
In Nitro I used to call liquid meth.

1258
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Jolt was even worse.

1259
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000
Everybody called it that.

1260
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Oh my gosh.

1261
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Once marketed as an alternative to Coca-Cola and Pepsi, Joke Kola will now join the crowded

1262
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,000
energy drink market with the likes of Red Bull, Monster, and Celsius.

1263
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:29,500
It will be marketed as a nostalgic drink due to its past reputation, according to Red

1264
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:34,880
Comm 1, the sports nutrition brand leading the relaunch of this.

1265
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,400
There's a neat way to bring something back where it'll pay homage to what it once was,

1266
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:44,560
yet we can do it in a very modern way, Ryan Monahan, chief marketing officer at Red Comm

1267
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,720
1, told CNN.

1268
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:53,120
Joke Kola will come in a 16 ounce cans and be priced at about $2.50 or $3, depending

1269
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:54,120
on what store.

1270
01:07:54,120 --> 01:08:01,960
It will have 200 milligrams of caffeine, twice the regular amount.

1271
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:05,600
The relaunch marks the third release in the United States for Joke Kola.

1272
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:09,720
In 2009 the brand's company filed for bankruptcy protection.

1273
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:15,480
Joke Kola would briefly resurface on shelves at Dollar General stores in 2017 before the

1274
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,840
chain started in 2019.

1275
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:21,480
I had no idea it was back.

1276
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:26,240
I think it's a good idea because now energy drinks are in, and people like you and me

1277
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,680
would remember that.

1278
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:32,600
And naturally if it's decent and it gives you all that energy, you would probably gravitate

1279
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:36,520
towards it and at least try it, if not drink it somewhat regularly.

1280
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:37,520
That's my thought.

1281
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,520
What do you think?

1282
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:43,560
No, I totally agree, but they're warning you.

1283
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:48,920
It's got like twice the caffeine of other energy drinks.

1284
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,600
I don't want that.

1285
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,280
I read that article.

1286
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,280
Okay, okay.

1287
01:08:55,280 --> 01:09:00,040
Yeah, I don't want that myself, but man if you're looking for a person like that, then

1288
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,880
go right on ahead.

1289
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:07,800
To me that makes me jittery and light-headed and all the stuff you don't want.

1290
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,800
So wow.

1291
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:15,240
Anyhow, oh real quick, I want to go into this too.

1292
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:18,680
I put it on the same page because it's related.

1293
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:24,920
Coffee Mate releases new White Lotus inspired creamers ahead in season three of White Lotus.

1294
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:33,400
A luxury resort in Thailand now has, and that's what White Lotus is, a luxury resort in Thailand

1295
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,720
has flavor inspired Coffee Mate creamers.

1296
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,680
So this cold winter with snow either forecasted or already falling, you can stay warm on your

1297
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:44,820
couch and enjoy the creamers and dream of a nice vacay on the beach.

1298
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:49,780
This one is Thai iced coffee flavor and then pina colada flavors.

1299
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:54,440
So now you can dream of the tropics while tasting the flavors of the beach.

1300
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:59,640
You know I can do that with French vanilla too, but anyhow, I might try them.

1301
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:00,640
Who knows.

1302
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,640
That's it of that.

1303
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:07,240
I just wanted to cover that because it was really closely related.

1304
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:08,240
Anyhow.

1305
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,240
I read it too.

1306
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,240
I read it too.

1307
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,240
Go ahead Rob, you got something?

1308
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:15,240
Yeah I do.

1309
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:21,440
I got a new surgeon general warning for you.

1310
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:26,040
Not quite yet, but it's probably coming up.

1311
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,040
Okay.

1312
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:35,960
Alcoholic beverages carry a prominent warning label about the link between alcohol and cancer.

1313
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,440
Oh my God, I read this yesterday.

1314
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,440
Go ahead.

1315
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:40,440
Yeah.

1316
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:49,920
Alcohol consumption is the third leading preventable cause of cancer in the U.S. after tobacco

1317
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:50,920
and obesity.

1318
01:10:50,920 --> 01:11:03,840
Surgeon General Vivek Murthy said in a statement that most individuals are aware of the connection.

1319
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:09,560
It can increase the risk for at least seven types of cancer.

1320
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:18,000
Given the conclusive evidence on the cancer risk from alcohol consumption in the office

1321
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:27,040
of the Surgeon General's responsibility to inform the American public of the best available

1322
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:35,600
scientific evidence, the Surgeon General recommends an update to the Surgeon General's warning

1323
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,600
label for alcohol.

1324
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:51,080
There are about 100,000 alcohol related cancer cases and about 20,000 alcohol cancer related

1325
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,080
deaths annually.

1326
01:11:52,080 --> 01:12:08,840
Let me warn, the cancer risk increases as alcohol consumption increases.

1327
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:22,760
There is a great cancer risk yet only 45% of American adults are aware that consuming

1328
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:27,760
alcohol increases the risk of developing cancer.

1329
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,960
Oh man, that is shit.

1330
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:40,880
I mean, yeah, it is different cancers and I am trying to…

1331
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,880
Pancreatic is one of them I believe.

1332
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:43,880
Liver and…

1333
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,880
One of them is breast.

1334
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:53,720
Yeah, I know breast cancer is one of them.

1335
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:54,720
Yeah.

1336
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:59,440
That was a different article I had and I am reading this one.

1337
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:00,440
Okay.

1338
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:04,360
Well, I mean, it does make sense.

1339
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:11,440
I have known a lot of people that drink a good amount of alcohol that did develop cancer

1340
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:16,720
and it seemed like an inordinate amount so I can actually believe that.

1341
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,120
The thing that got me was on this report they said even mild drinkers or people that just

1342
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,080
have a drink now and then could be affected by this.

1343
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:28,120
It does not take a whole lot it sounds like on some people.

1344
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:29,120
Yeah.

1345
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:33,040
Well, of course the more you drink the more your risk is but they are acting like man,

1346
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,000
you know, I put it like this.

1347
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:40,600
Let us say someone has a cigarette a week or a cigarette every two weeks that could

1348
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:45,800
give them cancer but this is like you can have a drink like once every two weeks or

1349
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:49,560
three weeks and it can give you more of a chance of getting cancer than that cigarette

1350
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:53,240
once a week is the way I read it.

1351
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:57,600
And that is concerning because I think we all like to have a pop every now and then,

1352
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,600
right?

1353
01:13:58,600 --> 01:13:59,600
Yeah.

1354
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:04,320
But then again it is probably no different than all of the nitrates they put in our foods.

1355
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:05,800
So you know.

1356
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,800
Right.

1357
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:14,240
Well, yeah this article here mainly pushes the breast cancer in women.

1358
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:29,240
Okay, that is a different article.