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Recorded live from the historic River Market area in downtown Kansas City proper near the

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banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, we give you the sports basket.

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Everybody knows Mark is a fucking idiot, but Mark would like to take this moment to remind

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you you're listening to this fucking idiot.

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And we're off.

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Alright.

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Sports pastors.

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Sometimes you gotta outsmart the machinery so you can get the going.

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Yes.

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The machinery has officially been outsmarted.

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Alright.

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Isn't it amazing?

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They're still sticking around to listen to us.

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Yeah I know.

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Yeah.

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I'm amazed whenever I see one downloaded.

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Yeah.

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We appreciate it, but wow.

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Really?

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I wouldn't download us.

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But I do go to other people's computers and download it for them, which everyone is supposed

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to do.

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Yeah, like I think on the last one I said forcibly make people download it.

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What is that?

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The douchebag pledge?

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Yeah, the douchebag pledge.

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Yeah.

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I hear my pledge to go to public computers and download it from there.

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Go to neighbors and relatives' computers and download it from there.

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That's probably what's going on is.

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They're like I'm not putting it on my phone, but I'll put it on someone else's.

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But one thing I'm quietly proud about is our podcasts have not been found on Diddy's computers.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Very proud of that.

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Yes.

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Believe it or not, we're not a part of that whole elitist pedophile group.

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No.

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They never sent the invitation.

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No, and that's fine with me.

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That's fine with me.

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Yeah.

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So like now what fucking what's his name is in on it or supposedly on the lawsuit now

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at least.

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New celebrity?

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Yeah.

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I've heard about him for a while.

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It's going to be interesting to see how all this pans out and what type of disaster happens

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when the names are released.

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Well just the other day in celebrity news, Kim Kardashian announced that she was divorcing

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Kanye West and the whole world went.

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I thought they weren't divorced already.

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Well I just saw the meme about it the other day is like it showed the picture of the two

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of them and said, you know, she now sees divorcing Kanye and the whole reaction was and so.

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Look, I mean, if you're trying to get an angle, you're both idiots.

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That's the only angle I can think of.

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And it's really nice to see that these people in particular, Kanye and Kim Kardashian, no

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longer command the attention that they could just say or do anything and keep a clock to

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them.

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I'm glad they're getting shown that their time is over.

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Yes.

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We're tired of them now.

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About time.

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They did okay because their dad was a famous lawyer.

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They sucked every ounce of they could out of that.

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If OJ Simpson.

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In the sex tape.

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If OJ Simpson had never done his white Bronco ride and said stayed home and done himself

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in.

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Nobody would have ever heard of anybody named Kardashian.

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You're right.

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It was because of the OJ trial that we all learned about the Kardashians.

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Robert Kardashian.

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So thanks, OJ.

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Thank you.

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That was almost that was that was an additional crime that was committed that night as he

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introduced the world to the Kardashians.

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As a matter of fact, we should have got more jail time over that.

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That should have been the main one.

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That was a crime against humanity.

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That was right there.

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It should have been.

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Automatic lockup.

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All right.

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And we're not beatling anyone get murdered.

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Nothing like that.

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So take that off of your fucking agenda.

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This is entertaining.

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I need to do a sports bastards pledge.

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Don't I?

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I think we need one.

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We do need one.

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We have a few complaints about the music creeps intro, which means we're going to do it more.

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We're just going to keep making it worse.

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Look, man, two listeners that complained about it.

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I don't give a shit.

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That's why we did it that way.

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To be irritating and obnoxious.

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I'm not going to drop everything because two people were appalled by it.

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We're surprised you're not all appalled by it.

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They probably are.

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They're just smart enough not to write in about it.

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They don't want to do anything good.

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Those guys can say or do whatever they want.

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They can make up whatever they want.

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I can't do it.

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I'm not doing it.

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That's the thing that gets me is this criticism.

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You can always reword it and say that's what they said.

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They don't have anything to say with it at all.

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They said that I like to punch myself in the nuts.

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I mean, whatever.

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And then whenever we make fun of them, they can't answer back.

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It's kind of a one-way street.

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It is.

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So keep writing in.

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We do appreciate it.

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Yes, we do.

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It gives us something to make fun of.

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Besides ourselves.

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Something to smile about on a cloudy day.

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That's right.

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Ellen, the sun's coming out.

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Look at that.

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Oh, it is.

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Pretty soon it's going to be 80 degrees.

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They're going to have to open these up.

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Fire up the barbecue.

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Well, shall we get into our predictions for week 16?

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Why not?

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All right.

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Let's start off with nine and five Denver at eight and six Chargers.

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Well, he'd like to think that the Chargers are going to have a comeback game, but not

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this time.

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I don't think so either.

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Denver, let's say 27 to 20.

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It'll be one score game.

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I was close.

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I'm 27-10.

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I realistically expect the Chargers to score.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't expect the Chargers to score more than 10 points at home, but that just popped

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into my head, so I wrote it down.

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You know what?

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I mean, you're probably closer, but anyhow.

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We'll see.

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We'll see.

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Next up.

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That was the Thursday night game, by the way.

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Sunday.

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Isn't there a Saturday game?

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Isn't there a Saturday game?

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I didn't see any Saturday games this week.

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I saw Thursday and then Sunday.

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I think college is still playing.

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I thought the Chiefs were playing Saturday.

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That's the next week when we play Pittsburgh.

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Oh, is it?

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Oh, no.

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That's on Wednesday.

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That's the Christmas Day game.

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Hang on.

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Let's look.

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And my phone goes blank.

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I thought they were playing a Texas standalone Saturday game.

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Oh, you're right.

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There are two Saturday games.

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I missed that.

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Thank you for mentioning that.

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No, no, no.

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That's all right.

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Chiefs at noon on Saturday, and the next one is the 3.30 game on Saturday.

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Well, thank you.

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I missed that.

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That means I'm going to be free Sunday.

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Who's playing?

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That's right.

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I'm going to meet KC on Saturday at noon.

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I'm going to go with KC.

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I think that they're going to stick to the script, and they're going to win the next

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two games in that last two weeks of the season, the final season, and then the bye week that

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they'll have for me at number one.

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You're not going to see anybody of note out there like they did before.

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I'm going to say it's going to be a 23-20 nut tugger.

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Because that's what we do.

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It is what we've been doing.

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I went 23-14.

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So fairly close still.

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Yours sounds more likely this time.

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You know, I could see him just like Cleveland just getting off to a hot start and just terrorizing

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CJ Stroud.

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But I could also see that CJ Stroud's got some pretty good long passes and could actually

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connect on a few of them and make us look kind of bad.

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I would not be surprised at all for Houston to get out to a lead and maybe score all their

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I could see that happening too.

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And then they adjust and all of a sudden it's a different game.

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And about the mid-fourth quarter, you see them look at each other going, what happened?

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We're not going to win this.

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It was right there in our hands.

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We snatched a feed out of the hands of victory.

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I love that one.

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I do too.

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I forgot who penned that phrase.

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I can't remember.

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It was awesome.

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Of course it had to be some sportscaster.

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I'm sure.

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All right.

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The second game Saturday is 10-4 Pittsburgh against 9-5 Baltimore.

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A good game again.

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I'm going to go Baltimore.

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Baltimore is going to win this 27-23.

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00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:01,120
Again, got to score like that.

281
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,120
Yeah.

282
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,520
Man, they always play each other's tough.

283
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,480
They do and Pittsburgh can very easily win it.

284
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,200
But I think Baltimore is that time of the season where you start seeing them put a little

285
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,200
bit more into it.

286
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:19,400
I think by the time the season is done, they're going to be somewhat of a sexy pick again

287
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,600
because they go through the cycle.

288
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,600
That's it.

289
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,160
Oh yeah, yeah, maybe not.

290
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,160
Oh yeah, yeah, maybe not.

291
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,200
Well, let's get ready to go the oh yeah, yeah again.

292
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:35,080
I'm going to pick Pittsburgh, 21-17.

293
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:39,560
Baltimore is kind of hot and cold.

294
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:43,680
I just think Baltimore is kind of trending down this week and Pittsburgh is trending

295
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,680
down.

296
00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,680
I can see that.

297
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,680
Because they want to redeem themselves from losing to Philadelphia.

298
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,680
So I'm going to pick Pittsburgh.

299
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,240
Okay, all right.

300
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,440
I don't see Pittsburgh losing three in a row either.

301
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,560
So you're probably right.

302
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,680
Because they play Kansas City on Christmas Day.

303
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,680
That will be fun.

304
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,600
Yeah, it will be.

305
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,560
All right.

306
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:12,680
Sunday games, 3-11 New England at 11-3 Buffalo.

307
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,680
Not much doubt here.

308
00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,680
Buffalo, 47-10.

309
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,680
47-10?

310
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,680
Yep.

311
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,680
All right.

312
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,680
I'm going 35-13.

313
00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,680
That's probably closer.

314
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:31,960
Yeah, but yeah, Buffalo is going to have their usual big offense, but this week the defense

315
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,680
is going to be able to handle New England.

316
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,320
Yeah, because you got a guy that quits on the field.

317
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,320
Oh, they traded him to Jacksonville.

318
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,320
Oh, Jacksonville, yeah, that's right.

319
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320
I forgot.

320
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,640
Yeah, he is the backup for Trevor Lawrence.

321
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,640
I forgot about that.

322
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,000
Okay, anyhow.

323
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,640
Next up, 2-12 Giants at 7-7 Atlanta.

324
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:58,840
I'm going to have to go to Atlanta, but it bothers me.

325
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,120
Yeah, it's just because New York is that bad.

326
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,120
Yeah, 17-3.

327
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,120
That sounds about right.

328
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,120
Yeah.

329
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,120
I'll go 20-10.

330
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,120
Okay.

331
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,120
Definitely Atlanta.

332
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,120
Yeah.

333
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,120
All right, 12-12 Atlanta.

334
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,520
Yeah.

335
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,440
Detroit at 4-10 Chicago.

336
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,840
Chicago is going to give them a good fight.

337
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:22,280
They always do, but Detroit is going to win this even.

338
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,480
They have a lot of injuries too, though.

339
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,480
A lot of injuries.

340
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:32,960
I'm going to say 32-27.

341
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,760
That looks pretty good.

342
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:42,920
Yeah, I can see Detroit scoring a lot, and I can see Chicago giving up a lot of points.

343
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,920
I do too.

344
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,920
I do too.

345
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:52,960
So, I'm going to go for 30 for Detroit and 17 for Chicago.

346
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,760
Sounds good.

347
00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,160
Next up, 6-8 Arizona at 3-11 Carolina.

348
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,720
Arizona, of course.

349
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,720
I would think so.

350
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,720
Yeah.

351
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,320
I would go for Arizona below this.

352
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,920
Yeah, I mean Carolina now, wouldn't you be looking for draft picks?

353
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,920
Yeah.

354
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,920
Okay.

355
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:21,480
I'm going to say 23-17.

356
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,160
I went for a little wider score.

357
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,160
I went 24-10.

358
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,160
Okay.

359
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,160
Yeah.

360
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,160
Yeah.

361
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,160
Okay.

362
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,480
But Carolina has been able to score points.

363
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,720
It's not like they have a-

364
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,760
No, they've been able to score.

365
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,840
This is that time of year where you're going to have the greatest games and the shittiest

366
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,840
games.

367
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,840
Yeah.

368
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,840
No in between.

369
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,840
Yeah.

370
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,840
That's true.

371
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:46,640
The early college season is like that because they always have a matchup between a super

372
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640
strong team-

373
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:52,240
Oh, they got tomato cans to try to get on the up list.

374
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,640
Let's get some victories early to add our record.

375
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,520
Yeah, that would all be in the top 20 or whatever.

376
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,880
Ohio State versus Little Sisters of the Poor.

377
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,920
Yeah, the five-name college, the five names.

378
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,920
Yes.

379
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:12,240
Ohio State versus Southern Christian Methodist University of South Tampa.

380
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240
Yeah.

381
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,240
What are these called?

382
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,480
Those directional colleges.

383
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,480
Directional colleges, yeah.

384
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,080
Like Southern Mississippi State.

385
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,080
Yeah.

386
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,080
Eastern Kentucky.

387
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,080
Yeah.

388
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,800
They couldn't get the real bill so they had to settle for Eastern and Southern.

389
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800
Yep.

390
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,320
All right.

391
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:36,400
Next up we have eight and six Rams at four and 10 Jets in New York.

392
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,880
Yeah, Rams.

393
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,680
Yeah, I don't see the Rams losing this.

394
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680
I think it'll be close.

395
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,600
30 to 10 Rams, I don't think it's going to be close at all.

396
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600
All righty.

397
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:51,960
I'm going to go 28, 24 Rams.

398
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,960
Sounds good to me.

399
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,440
Both of them I could see happening really easy.

400
00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,360
So far we've only disagreed on the Pittsburgh Baltimore game.

401
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,360
Okay.

402
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,360
It's scary.

403
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,360
That is.

404
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,040
But then again, a lot of these are pretty one-sided.

405
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,040
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

406
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:13,200
Either the game's horrible or they're going to be a classic.

407
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,640
The next few look pretty good.

408
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:18,240
12 and 2 Philly at 9 and 5 Washington.

409
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,040
Well, they're at Washington.

410
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,040
I think it's going to be a decent game too.

411
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,840
I'm going to look for Washington to pull the upset.

412
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,840
Why not?

413
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,440
I'm going to say 32 to 30 Washington's going to do it.

414
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,440
All righty.

415
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,160
Well, I'm going to go ahead and pick Philly then.

416
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,760
I don't blame you.

417
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,880
I probably should have, but we'll see.

418
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,880
27, 14.

419
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,920
All right.

420
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,560
Sounds good.

421
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,160
This next one's going to be tougher than it looks on paper.

422
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:54,440
3 and 11 Cleveland at 6 and 8 Cincinnati.

423
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,680
Oh yeah, you're right.

424
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,240
I'm going to have to go with Natty.

425
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,240
Because it's at home, yeah.

426
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,240
Yeah, it is at home.

427
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,240
I am too.

428
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,200
And Miles Garrett is probably out.

429
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,800
Oh gosh, yeah.

430
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:16,480
35, 27.

431
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,960
Since he does put up points.

432
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,960
Yeah.

433
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:24,160
I'm going to go 31 to 20.

434
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,000
Very good.

435
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,800
If Jameis Winston is starting again, I know he was benched last game against the Chiefs.

436
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,800
They brought in what's his name.

437
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:38,720
The problem is they're back up through an interception too.

438
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,440
But either way, Cleveland's going to throw some picks.

439
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,440
Yeah.

440
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,440
Yeah.

441
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,440
All right.

442
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,440
Yeah, so either way, yeah.

443
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,440
That's the way I see it too.

444
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,440
All right.

445
00:16:49,440 --> 00:17:00,800
Then we have 3 and 10 Tennessee at 6 and 8 Indianapolis.

446
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:05,360
I think I'm going to go Indianapolis because Tennessee finds ways to lose.

447
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,360
Yeah, Indian Crappalus.

448
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,360
21 to 20.

449
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,160
I'm going to go 21-17.

450
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,440
All right.

451
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,960
They're both in the same ballpark.

452
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,960
All right.

453
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
Three o'clock games.

454
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,960
There are only three of them.

455
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Okay.

456
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,960
First is 12 and 3 Minnesota.

457
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,960
12 and 3.

458
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,960
Yeah.

459
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:30,960
Yeah.

460
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,960
They won already.

461
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960
No, they should be 12 and 2.

462
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,960
12 and 2, that's right.

463
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,960
Because they're only 14.

464
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,960
Yeah.

465
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,960
We looked at them last week.

466
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,960
Yeah, they were 11-2, so they're 12 and 2.

467
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960
I just miswrote it.

468
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960
It's okay.

469
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960
12 and 2.

470
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960
12 and 2.

471
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:46,960
Minnesota at 8 and 6 Seattle.

472
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:51,960
Minnesota's going to win this even though they're at Seattle.

473
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,960
I'm going to say 27 to 24.

474
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Seattle's going to give them a fight, but it's just not going to be enough.

475
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,960
Yeah.

476
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:02,960
I haven't looked at the weather forecast.

477
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,960
If it's really rainy and cold, that's going to help Seattle.

478
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,440
Yeah, it is.

479
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,680
I still think Minnesota's going to pull it out.

480
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,680
I think so too.

481
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:15,960
I don't think Seattle's a team that's going to pull Sam Darnold making him be Sam Darnold.

482
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,960
Yeah.

483
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,960
I'm going to go 30 to 17 Minnesota.

484
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,160
Okay.

485
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:31,160
Second afternoon game is 3 and 11 Jacksonville at 2 and 12 Vegas.

486
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,560
Kind of the who cares bowl.

487
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,560
Yeah.

488
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,560
I'm going to go Vegas.

489
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,560
Why?

490
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:45,920
I think they're going to back up until when it's going to be 13 to 10.

491
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,920
Wow.

492
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:51,120
That does make sense because there's a lot of inept play on both sides.

493
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,120
Yeah.

494
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,200
And it's not like every player on both sides is bad.

495
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,960
They're bad in enough ways and certain positions.

496
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,960
Yeah, it just all falls apart.

497
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:08,460
I'm still going to go Jacksonville because I picked Vegas once and then burned me.

498
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,520
Every time I've picked against Vegas, I've been okay.

499
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,520
Okay.

500
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,480
I can definitely understand that.

501
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,280
So I'm going to go with 24 to 10 Jacksonville.

502
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,280
Okay.

503
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,960
So we've disagreed on three so far.

504
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,640
Okay.

505
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,160
The last afternoon game is a little tougher to pick.

506
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,760
6 and 8 San Francisco at 6 and 8 Miami.

507
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,760
Yeah.

508
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,120
All of a sudden that looks a little tough to pick.

509
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,120
Yeah.

510
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:46,480
I'm going to go with the narrative and pick San Francisco.

511
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,680
24 to 20.

512
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:57,240
They've got some really good competitors on San Francisco's team.

513
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:02,960
Gosh, I think I'm still going to go Miami though.

514
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
They're at home.

515
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,040
I mean, they've been playing up and down.

516
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:12,040
Both teams have been playing up and down.

517
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,040
So what am I going to pick?

518
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,040
I'll go 21-17 Miami.

519
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,040
Okay.

520
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,040
Sounds good.

521
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,040
All right.

522
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:26,840
The Sunday night game, 8 and 6 Tampa at 6 and 8 Dallas.

523
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:33,600
Tampa 32 to 18.

524
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:40,320
Dallas has had a lot of trouble winning at home this year and Tampa Bay is fully capable

525
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,960
of stepping up for a game like this.

526
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:47,380
I think that Tampa Bay is starting to see that they can be not just a winning team just

527
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,760
above 500, but they can actually have a good record and I think they're going to start

528
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,760
flying and selling.

529
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,760
Yeah.

530
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,680
And they've got everything to play for.

531
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:55,680
Dallas really doesn't.

532
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,680
They're my dark horse too.

533
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,560
If someone can sneak in there and do some damage on an unsuspecting team, I think it's

534
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:05,240
this one, just like Denver is going to be the one in the AFC.

535
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,240
Yeah.

536
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,240
Okay.

537
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,120
I'm picking Tampa 30 to 10.

538
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,120
Okay.

539
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:17,760
Then the Monday night game, 5 and 9 New Orleans at 10 and 4 Green Bay.

540
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,800
I didn't know that New Orleans had won five games.

541
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800
I didn't either.

542
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800
No.

543
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,800
I was just taking a look.

544
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,800
But I think they won them early when Derek Carr was healthy.

545
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800
Yeah.

546
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:32,840
And then Green Bay, 32 to 21.

547
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,000
Those look pretty realistic.

548
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,680
Green Bay can put up some points.

549
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,680
Yeah.

550
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,680
I'll give them 27 to 13.

551
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,800
27 to 13.

552
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,800
Okay.

553
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,800
Yeah.

554
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,080
I don't think New Orleans has much to play for.

555
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,080
Yeah.

556
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,080
And they're on the road.

557
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,080
It's going to be cold in Green Bay.

558
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,080
I agree.

559
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,320
All right.

560
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,840
So we differ on four of them.

561
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,840
Good.

562
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,840
Good.

563
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
That means better.

564
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,840
That will help.

565
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,840
Yeah, it will.

566
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,840
So, all right.

567
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,040
Should we go into some bullet points?

568
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,520
I love some bullet points.

569
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:15,280
This I confidently say is the best segment ever in all of podcast UNN Radio.

570
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:19,840
Confidently, head and tails above everyone else, this is the best segment ever recorded

571
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,880
in modern and ancient history.

572
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,920
As the ancient Sumerians had us beat for a while, but we overtook them.

573
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920
We overtook them.

574
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,920
We overtook them.

575
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,800
And we don't want to, we really don't want to go in that.

576
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,040
It's kind of a sore spot for the Sumerians.

577
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,040
Yeah.

578
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,480
Plus they're capable of projecting curses three times.

579
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,480
Yeah.

580
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,480
And they'll do that too.

581
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,480
So, yeah.

582
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,480
Yep.

583
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,480
All right.

584
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,560
This season and last season in particular, when this current Chiefs run is over, Kelsey

585
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,000
retired having, you know, Abulet people go.

586
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Yep.

587
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,120
Will this team go down as one of the best teams ever or a very lucky streak?

588
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,120
I love that question.

589
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,120
Gosh.

590
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:01,520
I wouldn't say best teams ever.

591
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:08,440
I think you could make a really solid argument for lucky, but that's generally, that's usually

592
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,440
not enough.

593
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,040
Luck is generated by actually, luck is generated by.

594
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,360
That's by talent and skill.

595
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,360
By talent, yes.

596
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,080
So, yeah, you make your own luck.

597
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,080
You've heard that expression.

598
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,080
I agree.

599
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,880
I've heard that kind of narrative in the NFL.

600
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,480
I'm going to say they'll go down as one of the greatest teams, especially since that

601
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:34,400
is way more beneficial to promote from a business standpoint.

602
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,920
The general public will make up their own mind, but I think the NFL stance will be one

603
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,560
of the greatest dynasties of all time.

604
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:44,840
And I imagine a lot of the general public will go along with that.

605
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,840
Uh-huh.

606
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840
Yeah.

607
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,840
I would think.

608
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840
Yeah.

609
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:54,040
Like you're saying, you create your own luck, and I'm sticking with that, and it's fucking

610
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040
true.

611
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,040
Yeah.

612
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,920
Talent and good play creates your own luck.

613
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,960
You put yourself in a position to be lucky.

614
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,960
Yeah.

615
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,960
And that's all there is to it.

616
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,800
And good fortune tends to breed good fortune.

617
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Yeah.

618
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,240
And I got a great example of this, too, the yin and yang.

619
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,240
Okay.

620
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,040
Good luck breeds good luck like this.

621
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,560
Last year at the Super Bowl, we lost the coin toss.

622
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,560
Yeah.

623
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,360
And we won despite that.

624
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,640
The odds of whoever winning the coin toss in a game like that are astronomical.

625
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640
Yeah.

626
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640
But we still won it.

627
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
Okay.

628
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640
So that's the yang.

629
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:32,200
The yang is this year of everything like the block field goal and all this.

630
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,200
Yeah.

631
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,200
You see what I mean?

632
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,200
Either way, they won.

633
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200
Mm-hmm.

634
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,200
Either way, they won.

635
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:43,720
So you have the misfortune that you took advantage of, and then you have the fortune that created

636
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,280
your better luck.

637
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Yeah.

638
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Yeah.

639
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,760
So you're optimizing on the gains.

640
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760
Yeah.

641
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,240
Putting yourself into a situation where good things are more likely to happen.

642
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,240
Exactly.

643
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,800
That's how good luck builds on good fortune.

644
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,400
How come nobody said at the end of last year, oh, that was bad luck?

645
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,880
They lost the coin toss.

646
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,880
Uh-huh.

647
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,880
Nobody said that.

648
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,880
Why?

649
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,080
Because we created our own luck and overcame it.

650
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,800
So I don't believe in that whole thing.

651
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,080
I think that it all comes from somewhere, and it comes from you doing your job right and

652
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,200
being talented and confident at it.

653
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,200
Yeah.

654
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,760
In some cases, that does work out.

655
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,960
You take care of your business, and good things come your way.

656
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,960
That's it right there.

657
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,960
Yeah.

658
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,960
All right.

659
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:28,480
Mark Davis is letting Tom Brady make more decisions in the player drafting and coaching

660
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,480
areas.

661
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,160
Is this a good thing?

662
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,760
Not as long as he's an announcer.

663
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,760
I agree.

664
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,760
I don't like it.

665
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,400
It's conflict of interest.

666
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,140
It's smacks of insider information.

667
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:47,320
He's in a position to promote the Raiders relentlessly over anyone else, which is also in his interest,

668
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,920
and he's getting you paid to do that.

669
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,920
You touched on this on the way down in the car.

670
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,920
I told you about this question.

671
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,920
No?

672
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,920
Okay.

673
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Now, you're interested in a player.

674
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920
Okay?

675
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,840
Suddenly, other people are starting to look at him.

676
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,560
You can influence their decisions on him by what you say.

677
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,560
Yes.

678
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,560
Talking him down.

679
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,560
Yeah.

680
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:13,600
I think we're interested in him for a while, but I don't... He's missing something.

681
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,600
We don't think he's ready yet.

682
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
Yeah.

683
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600
Yeah.

684
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,360
It kind of depends on whether the NFL is okay with that.

685
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:24,640
I'm not okay with that, and I would hope the NFL wouldn't be okay with that.

686
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,560
You see, I'm sure that this is the right answer because you're going exactly where I went

687
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,560
without having to say it.

688
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,560
Yeah.

689
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,160
I think the NFL should tell Brady one or the other.

690
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,880
You're either part of the journalism that's covering the sport or you're part of ownership.

691
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,880
Or ownership, yeah.

692
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,880
You can't be both.

693
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880
I don't think they don't jive together.

694
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,880
They do not jive together.

695
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:50,040
I think it's okay for players, especially in the bye week, to be part of an NFL broadcast.

696
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,040
Yeah, that's fine.

697
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,040
Because they're playing the game.

698
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,040
They're not in control of it.

699
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,040
Yeah.

700
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,200
Brady will have control, and he will have the ability to influence.

701
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,440
If he doesn't take advantage of that, he's a bad business person.

702
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,440
Oh, yeah.

703
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,880
Also, it's going to be kind of hard to prove too.

704
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,880
True.

705
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,520
If he's not in on any of these trips, I don't know.

706
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,240
For all we know, they're going to say, hey, let's get Tom on a conference call.

707
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,840
But listen, nothing's said about this, right?

708
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,840
Okay.

709
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:24,680
And he can use his access as a media person for the broadcast to start doing some of his

710
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:30,360
Raider executive work, like talking to the players, trying to talk him into looking favorably

711
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,760
at the Raiders organization.

712
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,760
Yeah, always.

713
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:37,520
He'll be on the clock for the network, but he's working as a Raider executive, and vice

714
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,520
versa.

715
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,520
Yeah, I don't like... This sets a horrible precedent.

716
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,520
It does.

717
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,520
It really does.

718
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,320
It's an example of the NFL wants all the benefit of Brady everywhere they can get him.

719
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,320
Exactly.

720
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,240
And now they've stepped in a pile of shit.

721
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,800
And Brady really, really fits well in this because he anointed Patrick Mahomes as the

722
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,560
next, when he wasn't.

723
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:04,360
So he's kind of got that image of a... He knows players.

724
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,840
He also was the one that said, Brock Purdy wasn't everything he said he was, and he's

725
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,840
not.

726
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:17,600
Yeah, he's really cultivated the image of, he'll tell you as it is, and he's got enough

727
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:24,800
grace and humility to say Patrick Mahomes is really, really good.

728
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,080
And he never scoffs that Mahomes is breaking any of his records.

729
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,560
No, he's like, man, that's great.

730
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:37,560
Yeah, so that's a great combination of telling you what he's really thinking and being humble

731
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,080
enough to not make up shit about yourself.

732
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:46,600
He was humble enough after they won against us on the championship game at Arrowhead because

733
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,920
of D. Ford's stupid offside, that fucking piece of crap.

734
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:56,040
Okay, he actually went into the locker room and talked with Mahomes.

735
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,480
So he knows a lot about football, and he could see that in Mahomes right then and go, this

736
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,720
guy is the next guy.

737
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:08,280
So that right there tells me that you have to be really careful about what role he takes

738
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:15,000
in actually doing both of them, doing both jobs, because you can really cross the line

739
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,120
and he could do it without even meaning to.

740
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,120
True, true.

741
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,200
So anyhow, all right, we can go on.

742
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,400
We feel the same way.

743
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,200
Next one, is Mitch Holtis regressing?

744
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,760
He is just squeezing the life out of his sweet nectar comments.

745
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,360
Oh my God, he needs to definitely give up on that.

746
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,360
He needs to stop.

747
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,160
Yeah, I mean, it's done.

748
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:40,880
It was kind of fun and cute for a little bit, but even that first year when he started doing

749
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,120
it, by the end of the year, I was tired of it.

750
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,600
Me too, because he did it for a couple of games.

751
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,240
I'm like, all right, now he's going to go to something else.

752
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,480
He never did it, kept going back to it.

753
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,640
And I was...

754
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,440
I mean, it's sipping sweet nectar has nothing to do with football.

755
00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,000
It's like, it'd be like him saying that the Chiefs are having a fancy dress tea party

756
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
in the end zone.

757
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
I would love to hear that from him.

758
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,520
It just doesn't fit, you know?

759
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,200
It's like a totally different image.

760
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200
I would rather hear that.

761
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,560
Yeah, I mean, when he says sipping the sweet nectar of the end zone, I picture the Chiefs

762
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:16,920
players as insects or hummingbirds flitting around from flower to flower.

763
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,760
And that's not how I think of football.

764
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,760
It's just... no.

765
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:25,560
What it is is that garnered so much attention that he's riding it out and he needs to stop.

766
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,280
Look, if he's at out of gas, then maybe he should step down.

767
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:35,320
And if he could get away with it and get attention to himself, he'd probably...

768
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,640
The Chiefs are now the cocksucking drag queens of the NFL.

769
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,440
Just to gather attention.

770
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,720
He would say that if he could get away with it just to get attention.

771
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,720
Yeah, that's right.

772
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,440
Because he's floundering now.

773
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,680
He just doesn't have a lot left of the tank.

774
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,440
The Chiefs dildoing another component.

775
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,440
He would say all that if he could get away with it.

776
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,440
Fucking them right on the field.

777
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,840
If that got him an extra $100,000 a year, he'd do it.

778
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,840
Yes.

779
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,840
Yeah.

780
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,720
Once again, the home's done it.

781
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:11,440
I'm willing to admit that the people making just obscene money for doing ridiculous jobs

782
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,880
are pretty much willing to do whatever it takes to hang on to that job and get more

783
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,880
money.

784
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,840
And if it means sucking the farts out of a dead walrus, they'd do it.

785
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
They'd do it, yeah.

786
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,840
Yeah.

787
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:26,840
I hear that's not a bad gig, if you can get it.

788
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840
All right.

789
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,520
NBC does a fantastic job of sending out football.

790
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,120
The best by far over the rest.

791
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,120
Would we agree?

792
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,120
Yeah, I would say so.

793
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,120
Okay.

794
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,440
So the NFL tried to keep the event on that network?

795
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,440
Yeah.

796
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440
I think so too.

797
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,440
Yeah.

798
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,840
I think if you moved it to any other network, it would automatically lose a third of its

799
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,840
popularity.

800
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,840
Yeah.

801
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:53,080
And that network would not... I mean, they would have success if they were doing Monday

802
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,080
night or whatever.

803
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,080
I've got a great example.

804
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,680
But just leave it alone because Sunday night is doing fine.

805
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,080
They lost Al Michaels.

806
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,080
Yeah.

807
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,360
And they still are by far the best broadcast.

808
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,840
I mean, Al Michaels is great on Thursday Night Football, especially now that they have some

809
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,840
relevant games.

810
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,840
Yeah.

811
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:15,560
But the thing is this right here, they lost that component right there that was so good

812
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,480
to him and Collinsworth worked so well.

813
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,480
Yeah.

814
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:26,280
He did so good at the betting line, which Collinsworth doesn't really touch that much.

815
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,280
They brought in Mike Tirico.

816
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,440
It didn't miss a beat.

817
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,000
And they're completely different styles.

818
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yeah, they are.

819
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Yeah.

820
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:39,600
And also not to mention the pre-broadcast, the Football Night in America.

821
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,660
The Football Night in America is like one of the premier show us what happened today

822
00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:45,660
in the NFL.

823
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:53,200
Yeah, they tend to leave out some of the silliness that other shows have, which I appreciate.

824
00:32:53,200 --> 00:33:00,040
There's a show on the NFL Network where the theme is they talk about the pancake block

825
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,440
by the Heimann and it's sponsored by IHOP.

826
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:08,000
So they bring out plates of actual pancakes and throw them around the studio and punch

827
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,920
their fist into them and play it.

828
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920
It's no dignity.

829
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,520
No, thank you.

830
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,840
There's no dignity there.

831
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,760
It's just stupidity.

832
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,480
I'm not learning anything watching these idiots pound on pancakes.

833
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,480
No, me neither.

834
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480
I agree.

835
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,080
And that's the NFL Network.

836
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,080
Yeah.

837
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
Yeah.

838
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,600
So anything with a little intelligence to it, thank you.

839
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,560
They're the ones that do that Good Morning NFL, right?

840
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,920
Yeah, it's called Good Morning Football.

841
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Yeah.

842
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,380
Okay, that says it right there.

843
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:39,580
And the weird thing is if you watch that, they have five people on and they put all

844
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:42,160
five of them up on the screen or on the little box.

845
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,200
It's that they're sitting right next to each other.

846
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,200
I know.

847
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,080
Because you can see one of them move his arm and it shows up in the screen of the person

848
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,080
next to him.

849
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,400
It's like, why are you acting like they're all in remote locations?

850
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:57,520
I think that they are trying to be zany and it's not working.

851
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,040
Yeah, it's all about image over substance.

852
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,400
They might as well have a fucking stunt guy out doing shit in Times Square, you know?

853
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:12,080
Yeah, have their hosts ride in on paper mache unicorns and throw taffy.

854
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,080
It's just stupid.

855
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,640
It's so much that it has nothing to do with football.

856
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640
Yeah, I agree.

857
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:22,000
And so I gotta think the people who tune into that just want a fun show and they really

858
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
don't care that much about football.

859
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,160
Yeah, I agree.

860
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:31,320
Will Bill Belichick be as successful as a college coach as a head coach?

861
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,320
I'm saying no.

862
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,320
I would say no because it's a totally different culture.

863
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:41,360
You're dealing with young men who really aren't getting paid much at all.

864
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,360
And you don't...

865
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:50,040
The closest would be Nick Saban, probably, when he was still coaching.

866
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:55,080
Nick Saban was as close to Bill Belichick as you can get, but I think Bill Belichick

867
00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:00,160
was the right combination of him and Tom Brady to do what they did.

868
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,280
So he's not going to be nearly as successful.

869
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,280
He might do well.

870
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,200
But that kind of success, I'm saying no way.

871
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:15,120
When you think about it, in the NFL, Belichick had 31 other teams he was competing with.

872
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,600
Not just for the great players, but for the fill-in players, the bridge players, the backup

873
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,600
players.

874
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,120
He only had to compete with 31 other.

875
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,880
In college, he's going to have to compete with over 100 other football organizations.

876
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,880
You imagine trying to recruit?

877
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:34,080
Yeah, I think your son's going to do very well here.

878
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:39,800
I mean, he'll get some of the stars because he's only competing with 20, 30 other colleges

879
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800
that are at that level.

880
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800
At that level, yeah.

881
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:48,440
But for the middle level and below players, they can go to South Dakota State and be a

882
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,000
star or they can go to North Carolina and never see the playing field.

883
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,280
If I was Bill Belichick, here's what I'd do.

884
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,360
I'd go, all right, I'm here to recruit your son, of course.

885
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,760
Look at my girlfriend.

886
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,280
Shake your tits, honey.

887
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,440
All right, come with me.

888
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,440
Come on my private jet.

889
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,440
We're going to sign you right now.

890
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:13,360
I'm sure that his 24-year-old girlfriend loves him solely for his beautiful smile.

891
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,200
You can tell by the way she looks at him.

892
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,560
And his amazing singing voice and has nothing to do with all the money he has.

893
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,560
You know he's gassy.

894
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,120
You can look at him until he's gassy.

895
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,280
She has to heat those up every day when she's around.

896
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,080
But you know, I don't blame her in the least little bit.

897
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,080
Nope, nope, nope.

898
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,640
Bill is the one who signed on to that.

899
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:37,120
He's the one willing to give away everything he has just to please his dick.

900
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120
You know what?

901
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,120
Why not if you're him?

902
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,960
Yeah, I mean it's like all the guys who complained about the gals on OnlyFans.

903
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,360
Well, if all the guys weren't there watching and paying money, then it wouldn't exist,

904
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,360
now would it?

905
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,360
Yes.

906
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,360
So it's not the women's fault.

907
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:55,320
There is a demand for it and they are simply feeling, they are being capitalism.

908
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,000
It's the losers lining up to pay them money.

909
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Yeah.

910
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,440
Yeah, they are the problem.

911
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,200
The women taking advantage and making money, they are not the problem.

912
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,200
No, no, no.

913
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,320
The guys participating in it are the problem.

914
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,320
So there you go.

915
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,320
And it's the same way with prostitution.

916
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320
Yeah.

917
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,460
The guys are like, there's no way I'm fucking paying for it.

918
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:14,460
No way, no how.

919
00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:15,460
It would disappear.

920
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:16,460
It would completely disappear.

921
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,460
Just take care of the demand.

922
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:23,720
It's funny though how people try to portray it on the actual service instead of the people

923
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,720
that want the service.

924
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,720
Yeah.

925
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:29,320
That's been going on not just in stuff like that, but on everything.

926
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:35,520
I remember there was an expression about, this could apply to a lot of countries, they

927
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:46,560
claimed that their women were always virtuous and virginal until they were married.

928
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,040
And once they were married, their women were always faithful to their husbands.

929
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,040
Yeah.

930
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,040
Yet somehow the men were amazing and very skilled lovers.

931
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:00,040
And everyone said, wait, who are they practicing on?

932
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,800
That's a good point.

933
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,960
I know without really, we don't have to really go into it, but every young man knows that

934
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,920
they had that step up each time.

935
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,920
Yep.

936
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,240
You know, you start living and learning, you know, you get dumped a couple of times and

937
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,480
you're scratching your head and you're like, hmm, wonder what I did wrong?

938
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,800
Oh, maybe that three minutes of my pleasure was more.

939
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:28,240
It's like the saying goes, you know, it's virginal unmarried, faithful married, and

940
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,280
men are great skilled lovers.

941
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
You can have any two.

942
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280
Yeah, you can't.

943
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,280
You can't have all three.

944
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,280
Yep.

945
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,280
Any two will work.

946
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280
No, no, they asked each other.

947
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,280
Yeah.

948
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,280
Hey, are you a great lover?

949
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,280
Oh my God.

950
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,280
Oh, the best ever.

951
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280
What about you?

952
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280
Oh, the best ever.

953
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,600
Okay, well there you go.

954
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,600
Self-promotion is great, isn't it?

955
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,560
Oh yeah, I am the best.

956
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,560
It's funny we got there from Bill Belichick.

957
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:59,320
You think he's in the mirror looking at his saggy tits going, I don't fucking care.

958
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,320
Oh, I'm sure he doesn't.

959
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,320
Look what I got.

960
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,920
You know, she probably hooks a couple of battery cables up to him every night.

961
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,600
It looks like a little meat whistle.

962
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,800
Singes all his little tiny great chest hairs off.

963
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:18,080
It looked like a thimble with a couple of little peach colored walnuts.

964
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,560
And one dangerously enlarging cyst.

965
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,840
It's like the damn thing's bigger every week.

966
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,080
The reason it looks so small is because that cyst.

967
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,440
That's the only reason.

968
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,920
Also, I got trimmed to thatch.

969
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:37,080
The fucking field's getting a little fucking crazy.

970
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,880
All right.

971
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,080
Okay, again about Belichick.

972
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,640
Could he legitimately claim responsibility over Tom Brady getting the chance he did?

973
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,680
Hey, everybody, I apologize for the road we went on.

974
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680
No, not really.

975
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,680
Fuck you.

976
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,480
You know, I don't think Belichick really did anything very special.

977
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,480
I don't either.

978
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,480
You know, the team drafted him in what, the third round?

979
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,480
Fifth round, something like that?

980
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480
Yeah, something like that.

981
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,480
Yeah, he was Mr. Irrelevant.

982
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,480
Yeah.

983
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,480
And then he only got in because Bledsoe got hurt.

984
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,000
Bledsoe got hurt.

985
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:15,080
And then all Belichick did was realize that Brady was good and leave him alone.

986
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,880
He started out as a game manager anyhow.

987
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,360
He wasn't looking for anything special.

988
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,240
He was just like, hey, I got this defense here that's going to do most of it.

989
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,240
Don't fuck it up.

990
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,240
So he did.

991
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,800
Tom Brady was the one who came up with and stuck to his personal training.

992
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
I agree.

993
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,280
He's the one who decided to study and learn and memorize.

994
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,560
That wasn't Belichick's doing.

995
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,400
Belichick reaped all the benefits.

996
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,400
Yeah.

997
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,200
I can give Belichick credit for this.

998
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,560
You don't see him doing to Dan Campbell ever.

999
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,560
No.

1000
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,440
You don't see him doing to Zach Taylor ever.

1001
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:52,120
You don't see him doing any of that newbie stuff kind of, if you will.

1002
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,120
Even Sean McDermott made some questionable calls in a lot of big games.

1003
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:00,160
And I don't remember the Belichick Patriots running a lot of trick or gadget plays.

1004
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,160
No, no, no.

1005
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,160
They were hard nosed.

1006
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,440
Because they knew they could beat you with just regular plays.

1007
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,600
Remember, Belichick was a product of Parcells.

1008
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,120
And this is the same school of thought.

1009
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,440
Good, hard nosed football will win a game, nothing fancy.

1010
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,720
That's another guy who could be a mob boss, Bill Parcells.

1011
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,720
Oh yeah, he could.

1012
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,720
Yeah, he could have been Tony Soprano's little brother.

1013
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:19,720
Yeah, he could have.

1014
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,720
He came in.

1015
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:21,720
I want them all fucking dead.

1016
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,720
Okay, Bill?

1017
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,720
You're going to have it right now.

1018
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,720
Start with the commissioner.

1019
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,720
Yeah.

1020
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,720
And you will get this done today.

1021
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:27,720
Yes, I will, Bill.

1022
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,720
I'm working on it right now.

1023
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:29,720
Yeah.

1024
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,720
No, he would be a great one.

1025
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,720
Yeah, I think he would.

1026
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,720
He'd make a great whitey bulger, wouldn't he?

1027
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,720
Yeah, yeah.

1028
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,720
Because he was kind of a bulging whitey.

1029
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:35,720
Exactly.

1030
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,720
He was a great bulger.

1031
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,720
He was a great bulger.

1032
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720
He was a great bulger.

1033
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1034
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,720
He was kind of a bulging whitey.

1035
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,720
Yes, yeah.

1036
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,720
Had to be said, sorry.

1037
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,360
It had to be said.

1038
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,600
You got what I was saying right off the bat.

1039
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,600
That's all that matters.

1040
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,600
That's all that matters.

1041
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,600
All right.

1042
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,600
One more Belichick question.

1043
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,600
Yeah.

1044
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,600
Why not, right?

1045
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,600
Why not?

1046
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,600
What a fascinating character, right?

1047
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Okay.

1048
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Why is it that he did not get another coaching job in the first place?

1049
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Why not?

1050
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,600
Why not?

1051
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,600
Why not?

1052
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Why not?

1053
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Why not?

1054
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,600
Why not?

1055
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Why not?

1056
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Why not?

1057
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,600
What's the reason for him to not get another coaching job in the NFL?

1058
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,280
I think it's because he had the stipulation that his son had to have a position on the

1059
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,360
staff no matter what.

1060
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,360
I never heard that.

1061
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,360
Yeah.

1062
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,980
He had a clause where, I forget his son's first name, but his son...

1063
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:23,980
Bill?

1064
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:24,980
Bill Nett.

1065
00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:25,980
No, no, no, no.

1066
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:28,540
It might be Chris, I don't know, or Dave or something like that.

1067
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:32,500
Anyway, that was the stipulation, is my son's coming along and he's going to be on my staff

1068
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,520
and you don't have a say in it.

1069
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,160
A lot of teams are like, uh-uh, not good enough.

1070
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,600
Well that's what happened with Schottenheimer. What's his name?

1071
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,600
With Kurt Hott Schottenheimer dragged along.

1072
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,600
Yeah, yeah. I forgot the...

1073
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,600
With Marty.

1074
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,600
Yeah, what was...

1075
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,600
The owner of the Chargers...

1076
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,600
Spanos.

1077
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,600
Spanos, yeah, that's right.

1078
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,600
Real estate mogul.

1079
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,600
Yeah, yep.

1080
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,600
Yeah, Spanos is like, no.

1081
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,600
Matter of fact, we're gonna go get Norv Turner, which was a bigger mistake.

1082
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,600
Yeah, but he sure showed Marty, didn't he?

1083
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,600
Yeah, he did.

1084
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,600
Oh, Norv Turner. Isn't he still a coordinator somewhere?

1085
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,600
You know, I don't know. I would think he would just aged out by now.

1086
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,600
I thought, I read somewhere where he's actually a coordinator or, I don't know, something.

1087
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,600
Something in football somewhere.

1088
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,600
Yeah.

1089
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Yeah.

1090
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,600
Yeah, Norv Turner, everybody's answer at one point.

1091
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,600
Yeah.

1092
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,600
Well, I'm glad they were never the Chief's answer, but...

1093
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,600
He really made the rounds, didn't he?

1094
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,600
Oh, he did, and everywhere he stuck that place up so bad they couldn't get rid of the flies.

1095
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,600
Yeah.

1096
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,600
So, but they still loved him.

1097
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Yeah, somehow he kept getting jobs. I guess, I mean, to me he just was like better than nobody.

1098
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,600
Yeah, I agree. I think he pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson.

1099
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:53,600
He went into that room, he flipped out his enormous penis and hit the fucking table and shook it.

1100
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,600
And he goes, this is why I'm the new coach.

1101
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,600
And they all said, yes, Norvell, you got it, Norvell.

1102
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:06,600
But at the same time, during that time period, they were hiring people for head coaching jobs like Rich Cotite.

1103
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,600
Oh, that's true.

1104
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,600
Remember him?

1105
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,600
Yeah, Rich Cotite could actually make Norvell Turner look good.

1106
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:16,600
Yeah, yeah. And then like Dennis Green, who did nothing.

1107
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:23,600
Yeah, I heard that Chris Norvercellic changed his name because of Norv Turner.

1108
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:27,600
Norvercellic. That doesn't even work.

1109
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,600
That's his good thought there.

1110
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried. I tried.

1111
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,600
I could see where you were going.

1112
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,600
Yeah, it did not work. Okay. All right. Felt flat on my face on that one.

1113
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,600
All right.

1114
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,600
The only way to get away from that is to get away from the question. So here we go.

1115
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,600
Currently, who would be the biggest name in the NFL?

1116
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,600
I'm still saying Kelsey, probably.

1117
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,600
I would say so. He's got more exposure than Mahomes.

1118
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,600
And he's got the tie-in with his brother and with Taylor Swift's old cam.

1119
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,600
His brother is like almost as big as him.

1120
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,600
He's huge.

1121
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,600
Yeah, his brother is not so much the Swifties. His brothers are the real football.

1122
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,600
We talked about this last part.

1123
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,600
Yeah, those good hard-nosed Philly football fans.

1124
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:14,600
Yeah, you know, he's the guy who's driving around that fucking Philadelphia helmet truck and fucking flipped it.

1125
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,600
He comes out. Nothing to see here, guys.

1126
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:25,600
Yeah, Jason Kelsey seems like the kind of guy who would drive a beat-up old station wagon just because he didn't care.

1127
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:30,600
Exactly. Yeah, they had a Jason Kelsey look-alike contest in Philadelphia.

1128
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,600
Oh, cool.

1129
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,600
Yeah. Yeah. And anyhow, it garnered so much attention.

1130
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,600
Evidently, there's three million people that look just like Jason Kelsey.

1131
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,600
That is kind of the bearded guy look.

1132
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,600
It is. It is. Yeah, the bear or whatever. Is that it, the bear, I think?

1133
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Yeah.

1134
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:55,600
Yeah, the big hairy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the prototype for the bear.

1135
00:45:55,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Muscular ass, hairy face. I don't know.

1136
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:09,600
All right. Who is the best NFL sportscaster or talk show host besides us, of course?

1137
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,600
Besides us.

1138
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,600
Oh, gosh. I really like Colin Cowhert.

1139
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:19,600
You know what? That is my favorite. He does not tamper with the truth, basically.

1140
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,600
I remember him when he was on the radio with The Herd with Colin Cowhert.

1141
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600
Yeah, and now I watch him on satellite TV.

1142
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,600
Yeah.

1143
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,600
He's fucking awesome. Well, I got stringed him, but a satellite comes from a satellite.

1144
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,600
Yeah.

1145
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:41,600
He is excellent. The Herd with Colin Cowhert. I like his assistant guy. He looks Hispanic. I forgot his name.

1146
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,600
I can't remember. I'm usually not looking at the screen. I'm just listening.

1147
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:53,600
Oh, OK. Well, I look at the screen sometimes just because I'm there. But he comes up with completely different scenarios of things that Cowhert does.

1148
00:46:53,600 --> 00:47:04,600
I love the yin and yang of it. But Cowhert is very well thought of. I think he's really honest with his opinions. And he's not a sensationalist.

1149
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:12,600
Yeah. Everything he talks about is really well thought out. He's not going for a splash. He actually thinks it all the way through and talks it all the way through.

1150
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:17,600
For a show like Jim Rome, as good as it is, it's calculated. Every second is calculated for effect.

1151
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,600
Yeah.

1152
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,600
Yeah.

1153
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,600
Ooh, oh!

1154
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,600
It's been ten seconds since we've had something outrageous happen. So to the next outrageous thing.

1155
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,600
Yeah. So here comes Willie from KC. He starts singing, oh, he got ran.

1156
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,600
Yeah.

1157
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:39,600
It's all of that stuff. It's all gimmick and really not that much substance. You don't learn anything on that show, but you learn stuff on Colin Cowhert.

1158
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:45,600
That's pretty much the way pop music is written these days, is to follow the formula of keeping people's attention.

1159
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,600
Have something happen every so seconds, so many seconds, and have a key change here.

1160
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,600
Yeah.

1161
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,600
You know, have a big shout chorus there. It's just formulaic.

1162
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,600
Yeah, yeah.

1163
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,600
So it gets boring in a hurry.

1164
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:04,600
Jim Rome is still, you know, I mean, relevant in that type of radio because there is underlying talent.

1165
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,600
Yeah.

1166
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,600
He's very quick. He's very quick.

1167
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,600
He does his research. He does his homework, yeah.

1168
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:14,600
He does his research. He's very good. But the show itself is calculated. I would prefer Colin Cowhert.

1169
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,600
There was a time in my life when I would prefer Rome.

1170
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,600
Yeah, I listened to him for a few years.

1171
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,600
Yeah.

1172
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,600
But the attitude eventually got in the way of what I wanted to hear.

1173
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,600
At first I loved the attitude, but then it was like, yeah, I'm kind of tired of this.

1174
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:35,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, I mean, you know, we all grow up. I thought I would never be one of them, but I don't necessarily want to hear that anymore.

1175
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,600
Yeah.

1176
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:41,600
And it's like, OK, it's cool. Yeah, but I just don't, you know, every time I hear it, I hear fake.

1177
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:51,600
Yeah. And you and I have experienced enough trauma and hardship and misery and pain in our lives that we don't want to invite anymore.

1178
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,600
And we don't want to listen to somebody manufacturing drama and tension.

1179
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,600
It is so easy to see through it.

1180
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,600
Yeah, yeah.

1181
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,600
Well, actually, I could see through it back then, but I didn't care.

1182
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,600
Yeah. But now it's like, man, I just don't want that. I want peace.

1183
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:10,600
Well, it's just like the radio guy that I'm pretty sure more than a fact that he said fuck.

1184
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:16,600
But that was to get attention. They're like, well, pay $12,000. That's better than any advertiser we could put on a billboard.

1185
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,600
Absolutely.

1186
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,600
We'd probably spend more putting his face on a billboard.

1187
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Yeah.

1188
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,600
Going, listen to blah, blah, blah.

1189
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Yeah. But he says the word and all of a sudden now the advertising is done for him.

1190
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,600
And everybody looks at him and goes, hey.

1191
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600
You can't do that.

1192
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,600
Now, where was the guy with the eight second delay? Where was he?

1193
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,600
Yeah.

1194
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,600
Oh, man. Oh, he must have been asleep. Oh, he went to get coffee conveniently.

1195
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Oh, yeah.

1196
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,600
Oh, OK.

1197
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,600
It wasn't premeditated at all.

1198
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:48,600
No, no, no. I knew it back then. I was like, what a brilliant little scheme.

1199
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,600
Yeah.

1200
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:54,600
Yep. And then he's the bad boy again. Oh, you bad guy. You watch out. The FCC is looking at you.

1201
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,600
Yeah.

1202
00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:00,600
And he wasn't one of the guys that got one of the huge fines. So he had to do something, right? You know?

1203
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,600
Yeah.

1204
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:02,600
All right.

1205
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,600
You and I are getting a lot better at recognizing propaganda when you see it.

1206
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,600
Oh, my God. It's kind of a curse.

1207
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,600
Yeah, it is.

1208
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,600
It's kind of a curse because I have no leeway of believing about anything anymore.

1209
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,600
Yeah.

1210
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,600
OK. What's the angle? Let's look at it. OK. Here. Right here.

1211
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,600
How is it you're trying to get my money?

1212
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,600
Yeah. Yeah.

1213
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,600
Because you're only paying attention to me because you want my money. So exactly how are you trying to get it? Just tell me.

1214
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:30,600
Yeah. It reminds me of the backup quarterback coming in like Jacoby Percett, how they went completely different.

1215
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,600
He comes in and goes, oh, here it is. Here's your expenditures. There's a problem.

1216
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,600
Yeah.

1217
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,600
Now all of a sudden I look at it and see this spreadsheet and go, oh, here's the problem right here.

1218
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,600
They want us to believe this.

1219
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,600
Yes.

1220
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,600
So. All right. How's it right now? Who should get Coach of the Year?

1221
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,600
Hmm.

1222
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,600
I'm different from everybody.

1223
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,600
Wow.

1224
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,600
Andy Reed.

1225
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,600
They're 13 and 1 and they lost so many people this year.

1226
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,600
That is a powerful argument for you.

1227
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:09,600
Everyone's saying Sean McDermott. No. His defense gives up 40 points or at least 30 routinely.

1228
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,600
Yeah.

1229
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,600
No.

1230
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:16,600
No. I don't see McDermott's team doing anything they didn't do last year. What's the difference?

1231
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,600
No.

1232
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,600
But yeah, Reed is overcoming obstacle after obstacle.

1233
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,600
I would think Minnesota's coach.

1234
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,600
Yeah.

1235
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,600
For the amazing start they got off to.

1236
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,600
Minnesota's coach, yeah. That would be the other one that I'm considering highly.

1237
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,600
Yeah.

1238
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:42,600
But right now because of the everything. Everything has led up to this 13 and 1 start, incredible start of the season.

1239
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,600
And Mahomes having the worst statistical career of his life.

1240
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,600
Yeah.

1241
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:56,600
And apparently being in a slump except when it counts, that right there all there to me tells me you are probably looking at the greatest coach ever.

1242
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:02,600
So in modern times, I can't speak about the Lombardy's and the Strams and all those guys.

1243
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,600
But modern times I'm thinking to me it's hands down.

1244
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:12,600
My question would be do they determine coach of the year just based on the regular season or do they factor in the post?

1245
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,600
Regular season because they never.

1246
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Otherwise it would always be a playoff game.

1247
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,600
Yeah, it would always be those two.

1248
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600
Yeah.

1249
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,600
So yeah, okay. So when the regular season ends they pick coach of the year.

1250
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,600
Yeah.

1251
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:34,600
I could see Andy getting it. I could see whoever Minnesota's head coach is getting it.

1252
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,600
We're so well prepared.

1253
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,600
Yeah.

1254
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,600
Whoever Minnesota's head coach.

1255
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Mike Tomlin. Well, he's being Mike Tomlin.

1256
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,600
Yeah, you know what? Mike Tomlin is actually a strong third candidate to me.

1257
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,600
Harbaugh in Los Angeles with the Chargers? No.

1258
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,600
No, no, no.

1259
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,600
Because he's pretty mediocre this year.

1260
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,600
Yeah, he's pretty mediocre. He doesn't look that much better than last year at times.

1261
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,600
So that tells me that he's got a lot of rebuilding to do.

1262
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:05,600
We'll revisit this next year because he's always apt to do something incredible like that.

1263
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,600
So we'll see.

1264
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,600
Denver's head coach could be it.

1265
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,600
Yeah, so Sean Payton?

1266
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,600
Yeah.

1267
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:16,600
With a rebuilding team, he's nine and five. He could be 12 and five at the end of the season.

1268
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600
That would be amazing.

1269
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:23,600
Yeah, and consider where he came from. At the end of last year they let Wilson go. He was a man to despair.

1270
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:29,600
Rookie quarterback who never played in the NFL. Yeah, I didn't expect Denver to have anything but a rebuilding season.

1271
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,600
And here they are contending for a playoff spot.

1272
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,600
Yeah.

1273
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,600
That's pretty amazing.

1274
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:48,600
You see, everyone thought like you since he got Drew Brees from San Diego at the time and he worked so well with him that you can take any quarterback that used to be good and plug him in there and plug and play and it doesn't work like that.

1275
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,600
I think Sean Payton is showing he's a better overall head coach than Belichick was.

1276
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,600
I think you're right too. Yeah.

1277
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,600
Yeah.

1278
00:53:55,600 --> 00:54:00,600
Yeah, because Belichick couldn't handle the transition from Brady to somebody else.

1279
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Yeah, without Tom Brady Belichick would have had a really mediocre career and nobody would have really heard about him.

1280
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:12,600
I mean he went to the playoffs with the Cleveland Browns, didn't he?

1281
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,600
Uh huh.

1282
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Was that Tim Couch? Maybe? Gosh.

1283
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,600
I don't remember.

1284
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,600
Oh well.

1285
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:32,600
At one point they took Carolina's quarterback in the expansion draft when the Cleveland Browns came back into the league and that was, was that Jake DeLonge?

1286
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,600
I think it was.

1287
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,600
Yeah, so it might have been Jake DeLonge if the timing works out there.

1288
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,600
I think Cleveland came back into the league in 96?

1289
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:45,600
Yeah, yeah they split for Baltimore. That was Art Modell and his old fiasco there.

1290
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:55,600
And then Cleveland was promised a replacement franchise and they staggered. It was like Houston and then the new Cleveland Browns.

1291
00:54:55,600 --> 00:55:01,600
But they staggered them by a year. So one year every team had to have a buy every week.

1292
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:09,600
So one week there was a team that had to buy on the first game opening week and they had to buy a week.

1293
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,600
That suck.

1294
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,600
Everybody started the season but us.

1295
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,600
Yep.

1296
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,600
I think it was Cincinnati that year.

1297
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,600
Yeah.

1298
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:25,600
I remember Jim Rome saying I guarantee you whichever team is going to wind up being the head coach is going to pretend it was a huge advantage and he loved it.

1299
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,600
Yeah.

1300
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,600
And sure enough.

1301
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:32,600
And that was, you see that's some of the sensationalism that makes him so good.

1302
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,600
Yes.

1303
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,600
Yeah.

1304
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,600
I mean that's very clever but there's a lot of truth to it.

1305
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:41,600
Yeah, he knew exactly what the party line was going to be and predicted it and then here it came.

1306
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:47,600
Yeah and that is part of what makes him such a great show host.

1307
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,600
So okay.

1308
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,600
That was it on the bullet points.

1309
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,600
Okay.

1310
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,600
And how long we got there?

1311
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,600
We got almost an hour.

1312
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:06,600
Okay. Well I guess we can go ahead and end this and then go into the music creeps because I'm going to pee really bad.

1313
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,600
Sure. Let's do that.

1314
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,600
Okay.

1315
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,600
Bye.

1316
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Bye.

1317
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,600
Fuck off.

1318
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,600
Did you really sit there and listen to all that garbage that was being, do you actually believe one inch of it?

1319
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,600
I didn't think so.

1320
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:41,600
Hang on. Game over.

