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Just to piss people off more. Yep. Okay, so interesting week in the NFL.
There are enough interesting things happened. It's not going to be boring
from here out. There are too many division games, too much on the line, too
much at stake. I would personally like to thank Los Angeles. One for losing and
one for winning. Yes, they did it in the right way. Yes, yes, in that right order.
Yes, there are several teams and I was very happy. Oh, thank you for winning.
Yes, but definitely the Rams. That was first on my list. Yeah, yep. The
Rams, thank you and thank you to the Bills for being the Bills. Yes. The Bills
of old, not the Bills of this year. It was weird. I saw so many plays. Well, so
many. I saw at least three plays on the Bills part that normally they would make
and that would have turned the whole game around, but that night they just
weren't doing it. It just wasn't working. It was weird. Oh, no. You know, okay,
let's see. You could tell that something was up. There's a funk in the air with
those guys. Yeah, because about mid game you could tell that they were
not doing what they normally do where they take over. They start climbing a
little, climbing a little and taking over. Yeah. Now, I don't know where that comes
from, but that was in play last year, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was. I remember that now.
Yeah, it's a mindset and I thought they'd gotten rid of it. Yeah, it might
be rattled confidence. It might be that they start to lose confidence and then it
snowballs and they can't gain it back. And I think some of that is coaching. Some
of it's coaching and some of it is years of being smacked down by the guy. Yeah.
You know, every time that they go into the playoffs, playoffs, and they see us,
you know, they're like a dog that's been kicked too much. It's like when we
would see Denver. Yes, yeah, we know it because we used to be on the other side
of it. It becomes... You're conditioned. Yeah, you're conditioned to think that
this is gonna go south. And I saw that same type of a look, if you will. Yeah,
Josh Allen's eyes on the sideline didn't show him every now and then. He
looked kind of lost. I call him the 13 second eyes. Yeah. And I know that's funny,
but it's true because they could not take the camera off his face
and I thought that was evil. I'm like, leave the fucking guy alone. He did
everything he could. It's just they left 13 seconds on and that's all we needed.
Now, it's important to remember that there are enough people that wanted to
look at his face and see him suffer. That's why the camera... That is why the
camera does it. Because there's a lot of people who wanted to see that. And you
could tell he was just like, when we won the coin toss, they pan right to it.
And they're like, well, here you go again. And I thought that was particularly evil
and cruel, but I don't even think he noticed. I think he was like, here we
fucking go again. What do I have to do? Yeah. Yeah. So, anyhow, let's go ahead and
go with him. Alrighty, let's jump in. We had six teams on a bye. That was the
last bye week of the season. From here on out, everyone's caught up and has the same number of games.
Thank God. I got a bullet point about that too because it pisses me off how they do it.
Yeah. So everyone is caught up with 13 games in 14 weeks. So our first one we have is
nine... It was Green Bay at Detroit. Detroit won 34-31. You actually picked
Green Bay 24-17. Yeah, and it was getting close there too. I was really happy with
my pick till the last drive. Yeah. Yeah. That's one I wasn't able to watch, but...
That was a hell of a game. Green Bay definitely showed their worth on that game.
Green Bay is a playoff team and they are going to be tough out. No one's going to
walk on them. Yeah. Jordan Love may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but
he's good enough to do it. Yep. And if he doesn't get better by next year or the
year after, they'll find somebody who is. Yeah. Because they're building something
that needs to keep rolling and they're not going to let anybody hold them back.
Yeah, and it's not going to be Aaron Rodgers coming. Man, I don't think that guy's got an
open door anywhere in the league now. Well, we're going to go into that on
bullet points because he... Well, you know what? Let's save it for when we talk
about him. So if you don't have Bill Belichick in your bullet points, we should add him.
Hmm. I didn't. This came out after I rode out to bullet points. Oh, okay.
So anyhow, we can go into that though. No big deal. So... Alrighty. Next game up, we
had Cleveland at Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh won 27-14. It was another
Jameis Winston, two TDs but two interceptions. Yeah, that's what I always
said. He throws for almost 500 yards or right at 500 yards, five
touchdowns, four interceptions the week before last. Yeah. And then this last one,
looking great, doing great, the two interceptions. He cannot control himself.
If, you know, if they can fix that in his game, he's gonna be a heck of a quarterback.
Someone like Andy Reid could. Yeah. But we don't need a quarterback. No, we don't.
Not even him as a backup. It's too expensive. I've always thought that when I've seen him
come out after Tampa Bay. Yeah. Because Tampa Bay, I didn't realize how good he
really was. But then after that, I mean, I started watching and that guy, he's got a
great throw. He can run in the pocket good. He's exciting. He's exciting. He
makes things happen. He could generate stuff with his feet and his arm. But the
one thing he's missing is that one guy that can control him and teach him
discipline. Yeah. That one guy right now is Andy Reid, maybe Mike Tomlin. I think
I can see that Winston is thinking a lot of things as the play is unfolding.
Mm-hmm. But as you said, he needs the guy on the sideline who has taught him that
your impulse is going to be this, but it's wrong. Yes. Ignore that impulse. His
football instinct is not that good. Yeah, that's a way, that's a good way to
put it. His football instinct is steering him wrong. For Mahomes, it's great. Yeah. Mahomes may not make the 500
yards as much as he used to or even 400 yards much he used to in the 10
touchdown or whatever, you know, the obscene numbers. But what he does do
is enough to do it when they need it. Yeah. James Winston needs that. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, it does really boil down to discipline. It does. Picking your
moments. You know, he needs to learn to throw a ball away. Yeah. Hell, I'd like to
see Mahomes do a little more of that. Yeah. Every time he gets, he got hit a lot.
He's got to start the... Yeah. He's not gonna make it to the end of the season if
he keeps getting hit like that. No. He's a tough guy. No. I would, I would
insist, I would seriously look for the Chiefs when they have home field
advantage wrapped up. You're not gonna see Mahomes... Rest hell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Rest. They don't care if they lose the games. No, they don't care. Why would they?
I don't care either. I don't either. I don't care about a perfect season. I want a
Super Bowl ring. Even if they didn't lose one game, I bet you they would have still
done it. Yeah. Because they've said since day one, they want the three-peat, nothing
else. They didn't give a shit about undefeated. No. They want the other ring.
Good for them. Yeah. Because that's what I want too and I don't care how you do it.
I just want you to do it. Yeah. Look at Kelsey getting all this grief and shit. He's not
as good. You're gonna see him when it matters. Oh yeah. Like he did last game.
Yeah. When it mattered, he made that catch. He was open. Yeah. So. I think some of the
throws that used to go to Kelsey are going to not just Noah Gray, but to
Hopkins. Yeah. Yes. I think Hopkins as a wide receiver is taking back some of
Kelsey's routes. Yes. What is that? It's a big wooden cart. Oh, okay.
But Kelsey was getting those routes because we didn't have the receivers, but
now we've got the receivers. At least they're trickling back. So Kelsey can
give up some of those routes that he used to run. And he can also be a decoy,
which is very good. Yes, absolutely. Hopkins is looking great. He made a
couple of drops, but you know what? That's with the territory. I seen Jamar
Chase last night make drops. Yeah. You know, it happens. Who was it? Palmer?
Number five. Yeah. He dropped a couple. Yeah, he dropped a couple too. Yeah. That goes
with the territory and it's also numbers. If you have 300 passes at you, you're
gonna miss a couple. Yeah, that's true. Some of them are just gonna be total brain
farts too. But also Jamar Chase, just like Kelsey, when the when the it was on the
line and they absolutely needed that catch. Yeah. He did it. And so did what
was the other guy that made the winning catch last night? Monday Night Football,
Bengals finally beating the Cowboys. Yeah. But was losing to them. Anyhow, it doesn't matter.
Yeah. Cowboys losing at home again. Yeah. Not new. Oh, and Joey Juicebox
throwing an interception. Yeah. I want to hear him get after himself this time. I
want to hear him go, I could do a much better job and I'm sorry, I'm gonna work
on that. But that doesn't help his trade value. Oh, you're right. I'm still
sticking to that too. I think he's looking elsewhere. I do too. That's what
makes sense. Yeah. All right, next up we have the New
Orleans Saints at the New York Giants. One of those games where somebody has to lose. Yeah, the
block kick. Yeah. Did you see the people doing the Unknown Comic? Yes. The sack
over their head. You usually see that at like Saints games or Jets games. There
was an extended, oh yeah, there was, yeah, they used to be called the Aints. Yes.
Instead of the Saints. I remember that now. They had an extended version of that where people had
Dismal Failure, Loserville, and all these things out there. They quit showing them. They
only showed the two people there. Because there was an unedited
version of about a minute of people's, you know, the paper bag over their
head. And there was all kinds of funny comments on there.
Daniel Jones is in better hands. God bless him. And all this stuff. I can see that. That
definitely violates the NFL policy on coverage of their games is always positive.
I'm pretty sure who did that got it talking to. Yeah. You know, I've noticed that
that everything coming out of the announcer's mouth is just relentlessly positive.
The NFL was so good at this. Oh, they're so good at that. And every coaching staff is
great. Every player is good. Every organization is really on the ball.
Yeah. They find really good things to say about the 2-11 Raiders.
Yes. That shows you how much their words mean. Roger Caddell makes me feel funny down there. He's so good.
My pants are all wet inside. Come here, Roger.
Alright, well the Saints beat the Giants 14-11. Not by their doing. Well, I mean, they did block the kick.
Now with an ugly score of 14-11. Yeah, I mean, this is one of those games where, I mean, if I had a sound effect here, I would just hit the buzzer.
Yeah. Yeah. Alright, next game is the Jets at the Dolphins. Miami 132-26.
And Aaron Rodgers really didn't seem to have all that bad a day passing. He's been off and on. Yeah.
But he did okay. It's just not enough. I remember saying that early in the season, but for the Jets season, Aaron Rodgers won't be enough.
No. And it's turning out to be the case. No. Look, he's not going to be back with the Jets next year unless they negotiate and they might...
Well, no, he's no good with rookies. I think they'll just let him go right off. Yeah, I don't think there's any reason to keep him.
No, because he doesn't nurture anybody. So why would you get a low draft pick to get that guy and then have Aaron Rodgers over there treating him like shit.
Yeah. Mentor is not in his vocabulary. No. He's lucky he got that one ring. Yeah. He really does seem like that was a fluke in his career.
But that was Mike McCarthy. Yeah. What the hell happened to him? Well, Jerry Jones happened to him. That's what happened to him.
He looks like fried shit too now. He does. He looks like he's just beaten and given up. He needs to step down.
Because he looks like he's about ready to stroke out any second. And you know, the worst thing for him is this has ruined his legacy.
He'll never be able to repair. Nobody cares anyone at Super Bowl. Nobody cares. That's what Jerry Jones will do to you. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, and they showed him when they when they blocked the punt and still gave up the football. I got a hell of a bruise on my arm. I keep rubbing against the table.
Ouch. Yeah. Let's see. So Jerry Jones, they showed the look on his face and it was so funny because they block them.
They block a kick. They block a punt and they still lose the football and give the game to Cincinnati.
They should have won it. They were in field goal range. Yeah. It's just missed opportunities.
No, he drops it. He didn't. He never did get the football. He just did enough to touch it.
Well, you and I talked on the way down here about being your own worst enemy.
Like Jerry Jones is being his own worst enemy. He always is. He really is. Look, everything he wants, he gets right in the way of.
He's the guy that got rid of Jimmie Johnson because he didn't like giving up that much power.
You know, Johnson didn't kiss his ass. You know, Johnson's like, look, I've fucking done this. So get out of my way, Dick. And he got rid of him.
Yeah. And Johnson went on to have a decent career in Miami. Yeah. Yeah.
He didn't get the trade like he did before, so he couldn't really get over the top. But he's a good coach and he proved it.
So what's Jerry Jones done since then? Hasn't won, has he? No, I don't care who he has.
Dak or Bromo or anybody. Bromo. Bromo Seltzer. That's an interesting thing I noticed.
When I was listening to Tom Brady during the game, I noticed that the tone of his voice and the way he was talking, he sounded like Bromo.
Now, the words he was saying were totally different because Brady knows what he's talking about. Yeah, and Bromo just babbles.
Bromo tries to make you think he knows everything, where Brady does know everything and he just spits out the information.
But I found that interesting that Brady is now out-Romo-ing Romo. Well, when Romo first came out, he wasn't that bad.
He's getting consistently worse. Yeah. And when Brady came out, he was bad. He's getting consistently better.
And I would love it if that's what the network is doing to try to beat the other network that has Romos.
Like, hey, we're going to be your guy and better. Well, yeah. Well, who would you rather hear from in the first place?
A guy that's won seven rings or a guy that's won nothing? Yeah. Give me Brady. Give me Brady.
And he is not disappointing now because he's not blathering on about, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I know old, I know, oh no, let's say someone's name Chubby.
Oh, I know old Chubby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The name dropping was pretty stupid. Yeah, the name dropping was horrible.
It's like, oh, yeah, yeah, you mean Chubs? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember him in the locker room. He used to give everybody a Snuggie.
Nobody gives a shit. And you know, I'm starting to think that it was the network that told him to do all the name dropping.
Yeah. And then I think they told him, you know what, it's not working. Go the other way. Yeah. Yeah.
Because people perceive it as arrogance. Yeah. Whether it is or not. Yeah. They perceive it as arrogance.
I don't think it was with Tom Brady because he really isn't that arrogant of a person. He could be if he wanted to.
He never has shown that trait really. And it's not often that we get an announcer who is like playing the year before last.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So anyhow, OK, so let's see. So I forgot. OK, I lost the first one, the second one.
Have you been saying? You only lost the first one. That's it. OK. We both lost this next one. OK.
Jacksonville at Tennessee. Jacksonville won 10-6. We both picked Tennessee. Well, I mean, look, someone had to lose and someone had to win.
That's one of those typical games that like, I mean, they don't have a quarterback. Will Levis isn't really a quarterback.
I mean, you know, Jacksonville's got their backup in because Lawrence has done. So I didn't think Jacksonville had a prayer with the backup.
I didn't either. But boy, how do you I mean, it looks like it wasn't much of a game 10-6. No, no. There was probably a lot of bad play that led to a lot of.
It was. Will Levis is just he's not he's not a very good quarterback. As a matter of fact, he'll probably be third string when he leaves.
Yeah. Won't even be the second stringer. Yeah. And then whoever Jacksonville's backup is, that's Jacksonville's backup.
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. But both those teams, they're just kind of what's the term? Also ran. Also ran. Yeah.
Here's the people who ran the race. Oh, and these guys also ran. Yeah. Yeah. But who cares? Yeah. Yeah. They get the first five in the restaurant.
Oh, and these guys finished later. Much later. Remember the the intro to Gilligan's Island? And the rest players. Yeah.
Instead of saying the professor and Mary Ann, they just said, and the rest. But later on, they had to add them. They added them in. Yes, they did.
Because they became popular characters. Yeah. And they didn't expect that. They weren't just and the rest anymore.
Everybody like Mary Ann better than Ginger. She was so crazy fucking hot. Ginger was a good both. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also Mary Ann.
Dark hair, voluptuous. Yeah. She looked like the girl next door, but like three times as hot. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody's like, fuck Ginger.
And she used to wear the tie shirts. Yeah. And her midriff. Her midriff was just like one of the best midriff's.
It's heavenly. Every time she walked out there, I realized that I was a boy. They couldn't show her belly button though. No, I know.
They can't show any kind of orifice down there. But yeah, it was still good. Yeah.
I remember watching Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island and Jeannie on I Dream of Jeannie and Samantha on Bewitched.
It was like, damn, it's good to be a man. Yes, it is. At the time, I didn't quite know what it was. No. I knew I liked it. I was like, oh, this is something.
Puberty was still in my future at that point. Yeah, me too. But I was still like, I don't know what this is, but I really fucking like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
At a certain point, all my guy friends were like, ew, girls. And I was like, hey, girls. I was like, check out girls, man.
I was thinking those fucking liars. They're all fucking liars. Every one of them are liars. I had a girlfriend that I was kissing in third grade.
Yeah. It's defense mechanism. So when they get turned, they go, oh, they're okay. I didn't like them anyhow.
It was just like the guys that I grew up with. I always like calling like gay guys that word.
I'm like, they wouldn't be interested in you. Fucking ogre looking fucking nasty. Go ahead.
When I was a kid and my dad was trying to hurt me and insult me, he would question my sexuality. He used to call me a little faggy boy and things like that.
And at the time it really didn't bother me. It didn't hurt my feelings because I knew I was hetero. I was very confident that I was hetero.
And I just looked at him like, what the hell are you talking about? Where's the... I mean, if he had called me an umbrella stand, it would have made more sense.
Oh yeah. Do like me and Davey used to do. We have long hair. Okay. And someone come by and drop that bomb on us.
And we start going, you're right. And start coming after him. Yeah, man, you just made me see. Will you come here? Come here.
Will you please bend over for me? You talk about people freaking out. They're like, huh, who's questioned their sexuality now?
I'm running after you because you called me the f-word and you're running because why? Because you're so scared. Yes. Why are you running?
You turn around and just go, hey, thanks for the compliment, but I don't go that way. But instead you're running. So why are you running?
I've had gay men hit on me in random outpour situations or in bars or whatever. And it's like... I never took it as an insult.
No, I was never threatened by it. No, me neither. It was like, you know, I'm not gay. And I remember one guy saying, you aren't.
So I was like, I guess I'm doing something to make turn his gaydar on, but I'm not. You know, but... Okay, I don't get it.
It's like, I know somebody who is. You know, I could introduce you. Yeah, I got a good friend. Come along next time, okay?
So anyway, moving on. Atlanta at Minnesota. Minnesota won 42-21. Pretty emphatic. Yeah.
There's another one I lost. I missed that one. I missed just one more than I thought. So I picked Atlanta.
You know, when I said Kurt Cousins was becoming Kurt Cousins, I didn't mean like this bad. Yeah. He has just imploded.
Yeah. He has not had a touchdown, a throwing touchdown in what? Eight, seven, no, six weeks. Six weeks.
Yeah, and then playing against this old team. And they beat his ass. Sam Darnold was throwing dimes.
I'm still saying at some point Sam Darnold will be Sam Darnold. When you get to the playoffs, that's when you'll probably see Sam Darnold be Sam Darnold.
Yeah, but man, everybody in Minnesota has got to be feeling really good about getting rid of Kurt Cousins.
Yes. Oh, God, yeah. Because everyone had him buried. They're like, yeah, they don't have their writer list down. They got nobody.
And everyone looked down and said, who did they get? Darnold? Oh, like me included. Yeah. But who's 11-2? Minnesota.
I know. They're playing lights out, too. Yeah, they are. It's weird because their games really don't get carried in Kansas City that much.
So there's no reason to, even though they're regional per se, they never show them. Yeah. Come play, come playoff time.
Yeah. It's going to be fun to watch Minnesota. So then we'll get to watch. Minnesota is going to trounce somebody's ass. Probably.
Probably Green Bay. Yeah. Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Minnesota is going to be the wild card because I think Detroit is going to take it.
Detroit is going to take it. But I think Green Bay is going to be a wild card, too. Because like the NFC South, you're only going to get the division winner out there.
Everybody else is going to be down. Oh, yeah. It's going to be Tampa. Remember when I told those people from Tampa I said you guys are going to get the division because Kurt Cousins.
Well, he's Kurt Cousins. Well, now I hope they're listening because now they're going to know exactly what I was saying.
I think they knew what I was saying anyhow. Yeah. But this is exactly what I was talking about.
Only it's like he's on steroids losing. Yeah. Because the bar is pretty low for Tampa to hurdle.
So they're going to back right into a division and championship. Like they have been. Like they have been.
The only decent year they had was their Super Bowl year. And what were they? 12 and 4 or something like that. Other than that, they had a losing record.
They had a barely winning or an even record. Yeah. And you know, but I got to give them credit.
Whenever they get in there, they do a little damage. And I think this year is no different. They're going to get somebody by surprise.
Definitely. Yeah. You know, it's going to be interesting to watch that whole playoff scenario with NFC.
Yeah. We're pretty familiar with the AFC teams, I guess, because that's a lot of what we see.
So the NFC is going to be a little bit of a mystery in the playoff start. Yeah. That'll mean we get more fun.
It's going to be a lot more fun. Yeah. It's going to be good. So.
All right. Next game up, we have Carolina at Philadelphia. Philadelphia won 22-16.
We both predicted. Well, let's see, I predicted 30 to 13. You predicted a close game at 28-24. So you were closer to it.
Neither team played well. I expected Carolina not to play well, but Philly didn't really play all that well either.
No, Philly didn't take the game away. They were the game was very much there for anyone to get the whole game. Yeah.
So wasn't it? I think it was Jalen Hurts where they showed he was in the fourth quarter and he had only 88 passing yards.
Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was very telling. He finished with more. But yeah, by like early fourth quarter, he'd only got 88 passing yards. Yeah.
So is Carolina's defense that good or did they just decide to run all the time?
I think they figured out somewhat of a formula. It didn't quite. They don't have the team to beat Philly, but they figured out a formula to nullify some of their offense.
Yeah, because Philly wasn't scoring. Yeah. Shaquan Barkley, if it was not for him, Philly wouldn't. Yeah.
You know, their season would be a losing season, I think, at this point without Shaquan Barkley. Yes.
They're lucky they landed him in the offseason and I got to give him props. They went for the right guy. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. That is definitely a good point. I mean, yeah. They could have went for Travis Henry like the Ravens did. Yeah.
And maybe it's the way the Ravens use him. I don't know. But Shaquan Barkley seems to be three times what Travis Henry was.
And he looks even better than he looked when he was on the Giants. Yeah. That's not hard to do. That's true.
No, he looked excellent on the Giants. Now he looks not even human. Yeah.
All right. Next game, Las Vegas at Tampa Bay. Tampa won 28-13. I picked the Raiders. You did?
Because they won the previous game and showed some spark. OK. So I'm back to not picking the Raiders again. OK.
So that was the fourth one I missed. You've only missed two so far. Yeah, they show spark because whenever they play Kansas City, they want to beat us so bad. Yeah.
You know, other than that, I don't think they play that good of a game. They do against us. They always have and always will.
That was why I picked Las Vegas because they played us so tough. Yeah. But now I'm learning that that's who the Chiefs are. That's not who the Raiders are.
Yeah. And also, I think the Chiefs are a victim of their own success. Yeah. I think that everybody has them marked on the calendar as that's the game.
That's the game right there. Yeah. Yeah. Typically, you don't game plan for anything but the next game.
But I imagine teams are game planning for however far ahead the Chiefs game is. Oh, yeah.
Well, I've got it for instance right here. OK. San Francisco. I know they won this game this last week.
But look how horrible they've looked. We probably have more injuries than them to more key people. Yeah. Yeah.
How come we're at 12 and 1 and they're at what? Six and seven or something like that. Yeah. It's the drive. It's the spark. Yeah.
Well, yeah, it shows you that one, we're better at adapting to. We have better players in the key positions. Yeah. Yeah.
So anyhow, I mean, San Francisco looks like they may be getting back on track. They need to find that replacement to McCaffrey.
But anyhow, let's keep going. Yeah. San Francisco is six and seven now with that win. They get got to six and seven. Yeah, they're not even. Yeah.
But division leaders Seattle at seven and six. So it's not far to go. And I'm not convinced on them either.
Speaking of Seattle, that's we have next Seattle at Arizona. Seattle won 30 to 18. They found some offense.
Arizona, they just. Nah. Nah. There's another one you missed. I missed it. OK.
Yeah. Arizona, I thought at some point they would sack up and get some fire because they're doing well.
I guess not. I guess not. I guess not. They all have their cankoun tickets percher.
And they're sticking with the plan. Yeah. They want to go to the Pro Bowl so bad that they're willing to skip the Super Bowl.
They play in what Tempe, Arizona, big retirement community. Yeah. So they go out on the weekends for fun and everybody is 65 and up.
Like I can't pick up anybody at the bar because they're all on Social Security.
They go down. Yeah, they go down the road to Las Vegas. Probably like, yeah, it's a 45 minute flight. Let's just fucking go there.
You can buy yourself a date legally in parts of Vegas. That's probably part of the plan. Yes.
All right. So next up, Chicago at San Francisco. San Francisco won 38 13. Graveyard of quarterbacks. Yeah.
What can you say? Caleb Williams is another one. Go ahead and cross him off the list. I picked Chicago 23 10 in that one. So that's another one I missed.
But yeah, it looked at people are talking about maybe Belichick going to Chicago.
But then they thought that Belichick's a defensive guy. He was never the guy that made Tom Brady what he was.
The saving grace is this right here. Belichick knows who to pick for an offensive coordinator. Yeah.
So if he goes to Chicago, I would expect the team to automatically get relevancy. How much? I don't know.
Is Caleb Williams already ruined? Quite possibly. Ah, possible.
But, you know, changing the head coach and the offensive coordinator already this season, that's got to help. Yes.
And then if you get a good, decent head coach with some experience and a track record, who's won some games, that's going to help too.
But if they bring in like Mr. No, you knew young hot shot, nobody from nowhere. Caleb's not going to.
No, and I think that's probably why Belichick is being considered because he's a defensive guy. Yes.
And a lot of those Super Bowls, they won't work on defense. Yeah. People don't realize it, but it's true.
Yeah, because the Patriots weren't scoring so much. It's just you couldn't score on them. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, unless someone like Spagnolo's on the other side and you get 10 points.
Okay. Graveyard and quarterbacks, they have to do something and they have to do something quick.
So I think if they're not talking to Belichick, they will be soon. Yeah.
And that would be interesting to have the NFL actually put some sort of program in place to prevent these talented, smart, exciting young quarterbacks from going to waste like this.
I know, I know. I think it would be cool if the league could step in and say, all right, we're going to compensate you with another, you know, number one overall draft pick,
but we're taking Caleb Williams away from you because you're ruining him.
We talked about that and I agree with that. Here's what I think. If I was Chicago, I would replace them with Belichick right now. Yeah.
If he wanted to. And say, you're going to get a good draft pick now. You're going to get a really good draft pick.
You search out that guy, you and your people, go get a good offensive coordinator. Yeah.
Eric B. Enemies out there. Yeah. He seemed to be doing a better job than Matt Nagy. I don't know. No, supposedly the Chiefs are talking to him. Yeah.
It's like in a special assistant coach, but probably more like a play designer or something. Yeah. And he was a hell of a motivator. Yes.
A lot of the Chiefs players said he motivated, he was a motivator. Yeah. He held people accountable. Yes.
And people didn't like him because he's hard nosed. Well, how you think you're going to get through to these prima donna players? Yeah.
Get in their face and go, listen, he got in Mahomes' face. Said, you don't fucking do that, you know. Yeah.
And the Chiefs learned if we do it Eric's way, we win. Yes. So let's put our egos aside, listen to him do it his way. Yeah.
They've been winning. And then he went on to green her pastures, which turned out to be a win. Turned out not to.
And here's the deal. I don't care if he's not head coach material, he's definitely offensive coordinator material. Yeah.
And that's all you need to know. If you're the Chiefs, that's all you need to know. So anyhow, all right, we can keep going. We'll talk about them when we get to them.
All right. Next up we have Buffalo at Los Angeles Rams. And the Rams won 44-42. We both got this one wrong. We thought Buffalo was going to win.
I almost picked the Rams too. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I was pretty sure Buffalo was going to come in and have their way.
Well, that's it. They scored a hell of a lot of points. That's the surge I was talking about. Yeah. That didn't happen this game. No.
The one where they're like start, you can see them figuring it out, starting to make key plays. You can see them starting to get a little step ahead. Yeah.
And then all of a sudden they got the lead and then all of a sudden they have a 15-point lead. This time around, they didn't have that look.
I remember seeing Vaughn Miller make a couple of decent plays, but that was about it. Yeah, that was it.
The Rams learned how to control him and the rest of the Bills and the Rams had no trouble scoring.
If I remember correctly, Vaughn Miller is the way you played him. He was still good, but he was more controllable.
You had to do certain things, but you had to realign people, but you had to accommodate for him. You had to take him into consideration on everything.
So, anyhow, I mean. It's interesting to see what happens with Vaughn Miller after the season because he's had this pick of teams to jump to for next year.
And then after that, he jumps to another team. He won't go to the Chiefs. I don't think his stock is as high as it used to be either.
No, it isn't because he's floated around. Yeah. And also he's quite a bit older.
And if you sign him, you know that he's gone in a year. So he's not long-term. Anything you invest in him, you're going to lose in a year.
If he wasn't such a hater on the Chiefs because he's in Denver, he ought to join them to get a ring. He would be kind of a fit, yeah. Yeah.
I'd like to see the Chiefs add Max Crosby. That's who I think. Because when the Raiders have to rebuild, let's hope they dump Max Crosby in his high salary.
I would love to see him in the Chiefs' uniform. I think Max Crosby might figure a way to get out of there.
Him and Mahomes are such good friends. Yeah. You know. And it's funny because you see him fighting during the game.
You know, Crosby will knock the shit out and Mahomes will get up and fucking get in his face.
But after the game, they're like, you know, good game, bro. Love you, man. He said, go get another. Yeah. Yeah.
So they're really good friends. Yeah. I'm sure he wants a ring. He's a fuck hell of a competitor. Oh, yeah.
I would love to see him on the Chiefs. Yeah. But it's a matter of he would have to want to come here because he's going to have to take less money because we don't have it.
Yeah. And he would take somebody's spot because we already have a lot of pass rushers.
Yeah. Probably one of the newer guys that we got by acquisitions, they would just like let them go and bring him.
But they're not going to get him this year anyhow. So it doesn't matter. So we'll see what happens in San Francisco with George Kittle because he could step right in with the Chiefs.
You know, Kittle is really good friends with Karloff, just a couple of other people. Yeah.
And he wants to win. I mean, he loves San Francisco, but he loves football and loves to win. Yeah. And he can love it here.
Yeah. I always thought he was a good fit, too. Yeah.
But Deebo Samuel has always been like one guy that they said was like always always rumored to be coming here, whether it's someone on the Internet just making shit up or not, I don't know.
But it's been for a long time for years now. They've been like, oh, yeah, he's headed to Kansas City, but it never happened. So did that come from somewhere that just come from somebody's mouth and just kept going around?
It might be one of those things to inflate his value. It could be.
There's a lot. You know, Belichick is talking about NFL teams. He's also talking to North Carolina and the radio world is split on is he talking to North Carolina to make his NFL value go up or is he talking to the NFL teams to make his North Carolina value go up?
So which one is he playing? Or maybe he's just playing both and he's going to take whichever one. I think he wants Carolina. I do.
I would think he would go to North Carolina because the college game frees you up so much. Bingo. Yes. Yeah. He has so much more freedom as a college head coach than he would in the NFL. Yeah.
In the NFL, you're coaching a business franchise. In college, you're coaching a bunch of college kids with a culture of football on that campus. It's a whole different ballgame. Yeah, I agree.
I think Belichick would prosper in the college game. Yeah. North Carolina. Yeah, I think Tar Heels would become very relevant. Yeah. Yeah. They got Roy Williams or who was the guy before him? I forgot. Roy Williams took his place.
I would guess. Was it Shashevsky? No, no, no, no. He was basketball. Yeah, that is basketball. Oh, well, anyhow, forget it.
It's hard to keep track of the coaching carousel, isn't it? Yeah. Yep. All right. What game do we have next? Okay, the Sunday night game. The Los Angeles Chargers at the Kansas City Chiefs.
Okay. Well, no, actually the game did go like I thought. Yeah, it's interesting. Same scores last week, 1917. Uh-huh. Really hard fought.
Look at all the double scores Chiefs have this year. There's three of them that they scored the exact same points with the Chiefs on top. Yeah. One of them is 1917. The other one is like 22, something like that. Yeah.
Yeah. So they, I don't know, there's like a significant numerical value of what's going on. And I've been taught a couple of things in this world. Numbers mean everything. Yeah. Everything comes in numbers. Everything. People just don't realize it or choose to look at it like that.
There is a system to the universe and the numerical value of everything going on means something. And I think we're going to find out. It's a really good way to recognize patterns. Yes. That's what I'm saying. When you translate something into numbers. Yes. Yeah. There's an overall pattern going on and I don't think it's a bad thing.
Something I've been noticing, they keep touting how the Chiefs have won X number of one score games in a row and the streak keeps continuing. Yes. It kind of looks like the NFL is intentionally perpetuating the one score game. They are. They are.
It seems like towards the end of the game, if it's not a blowout, the officials do whatever it takes to let the other team back in. And I saw it also on the game. Well it happened with the Chiefs game. It happened with the Rams and the Buffalo. Yeah, the same thing.
The Rams were ahead too much and they let Buffalo back in. A couple of bullshit calls. But late enough that it wasn't going to affect defining score because the Rams still had time to just run the clock out. But there was one play, I think it was the Chiefs game against the Chargers.
The Chiefs defender was running down the field and he was looking back, looking for the ball. And then at a certain point he just turned his head downfield and accelerated and ran full speed into the receiver. Like he was. And that looked absolutely intentional.
It looked absolutely like somebody told him go out there and commit a defensive pass interference on this play so they can get all the way down the field and tighten the score up. Because he was playing normally part way and then all of a sudden he just like took off at a dead run and plowed into that guy for no reason.
It looked all the world like an intentional penalty. Stranger things have happened. See I'm watching the patterns developing. There's so many of these games that the team who's behind is let back in through bad calls late in the game. And it's happening so often I'm calling DS on it.
Let me pose this to you. Chiefs are winning, Buffalo already lost. Okay they don't want that. They want that going to the last game. If the Chiefs win they got number one. If they lose and Buffalo wins they want that. If the Chiefs win one more game and Buffalo loses one more it's over.
And I think that's what they're trying to avoid. They want that as you said they want that battle going right down to the end. Mahomes is not going in. Once they clinch home field you will not see Mahomes until the playoff game. Playoff. That would scare the NFL because that would seriously affect ratings.
I noticed that. It's like you know what we need to try to keep this closer because Buffalo looks like they're going to lose this. Yeah. And for the NFL it really doesn't matter who gets home field. No. Because Kansas City plays so well on the road in the playoffs.
They showed that last year being playoffs. Yeah. Well everybody called us dead. There's no way they're going to have one home game. They're going to win that and then after that they're dead. They're not going up to Buffalo.
When Buffalo did it. Well they're not going to Baltimore doing no no. One of it. Yeah they did it. Hold my barbecue. Hold my barbecue. But yeah it really looks like they're intentionally keeping the drama and the excitement going. Yes.
I'm wondering over the NFC if they're going to do that between Detroit and Minnesota. I bet. Don't they play again? Let me see. I imagine they would. But it's just happening way too often and it was working out so conveniently for the NFL that I can't believe it's honest.
I can't believe it's just naturally happening. And what an unlikely opponent to be the game of the century. You know Minnesota and Detroit. The two former Patsy's. Yes. Yeah. It's getting harder and harder to believe anything I see during an NFL game.
It really is getting harder. It is. I know. And I try not to look at it like Gavin. I'm with you. I can't help but notice certain things. Yeah. So anyhow. Thank God for high school football. I can still walk down my street to the high school and watch a Friday night football game and that's pretty open.
And that's central. Yeah. Center. Yeah. And they do. They have a good team. The Yellow Jackets. Fighting Yellow Jackets. All right. Last game. The fighting straight Jackets. Here you go. Yeah.
All right. Last game we had was the Monday night game. Cincinnati at Dallas. I want the fighting hamsters. Oh yeah. You have like a rabid looking little hamster on your helmet. With blood coming out. The cocaine hamsters. The cocaine hamsters. That would be an awesome mascot for your team. The furry cokes.
Go ahead. Okay. Cincinnati won 27-20. Yeah. I picked Dallas. You picked Cincinnati in the blowout. Well you should have won that one. But Dallas could not. They could not win two games in a row. They just could not win. Yeah. They're like no. No. We're Dallas. We cannot. So here. Let me touch the ball and let it go to you.
Yeah. Oops. Yeah. I tuned into that game in the fourth quarter and I watched it with the sound down because I was listening to something else. And I was seeing a lot of inept play. Oh god. Yeah. And I really got the impression. From both sides. Yeah. Yeah. I mean the Cincinnati is five and eight. You think they got any hope at all?
No. No. They're not going to get into playoffs. And Dallas knows they have no hope. And they know their head coach is gone at the end of the year. And they know there's going to be a shake up. It's like two teams that really didn't have much to play for and really don't care anymore.
The special teams guy that did that. That blundered the ball. He was over there motherfucking himself on the side. I just wanted to reach through the screen and go it doesn't matter. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Get over it. Don't let this ruin your day. Your life. Your career. Just put this out of your mind because it really doesn't matter.
Believe me. Someone else will blow the game next time. Don't worry. It's fine. Yeah. That's an excellent point. Yeah. It's like don't worry about it. This is the way it's supposed to go. Oh I like that.
All right. That's all the games we have for week 14. All right. Well let's go to predicting now. All righty. Oh no no. We predicted the next one don't we? Yeah that's right. This went to bullet points. Yeah. All right. Here we go. The best segment ever. Ever. In all of podcasting and radio. Yep. We've declared it so. That's the way it is. Fight us. Yep.
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Yes. Yep. There are all this other shit. They're like. Ah fuck. Now they're talking about underwear and anal evasion. Will you please get to the bullet points. It seems like my voice is coming back a little bit. It is. It's getting stronger. There we go. It's the miracle of caffeine. That's right. Oh yeah. That's my drug of choice is caffeine. Every time I see something with caffeine and I hear angels in hearts.
It's like that painting of Venus coming out of the clamshell. Yeah. Holding her hair in front of her. Yeah. That's that's coffee. Hi Mark. I'm here for you. And only you. What would you like?
Ah. All right. Bullet points. A good cup of coffee is better than 99 percent of the women out there. I can say that because I'm happily married. I was getting ready to say that's a married guy saying right there. I often tell my wife that I love her more than coffee. So she knows how much that is.
You threw out the big stuff on her. Oh my god. One time I told her I loved her more than coffee times. Yeah that's better than a bouquet of flowers. Did she start crying? I think so. Yeah. I think she's very touched. I would. I would if I was there I would start crying. I'm giving you a bro hug man. That was beautiful. That was just beautiful.
And then she texts me back I love you more than tacos and cheese. Oh. So I know I'm gold. Oh. I know I'm good. She loves me more than tacos. Oh my god. I'm okay. Everything that's good in life is covered right there.
All right. I spoke with you about this question in the car. Yeah. Okay. In the wake of Trevor Lawrence receiving a dirty hit that ended his season. Houston Texas linebacker Aziz Alshariar or whatever. Shaiyar. Shaiyar. Yeah him. Was responsible for this. Should the Texas have to give up a draft pick to the Jags?
I really like that idea. I do too. It's a nice permanent. Yeah and it's a nice permanent penalty for the whole team to experience together. You're going to make sure that that other team didn't go hee hee. You're going to make sure they're going to go what the fuck did you do. We just gave up a draft pick because you did that. Yeah right now it really doesn't affect the team except for the fact that he's going to be out for three games. You could take a shit player. Yeah. And have him do that.
Exactly. And then pay them under the table and then come out and go that was horrible and we're looking into it right now. And that's exactly what teams are going to do. If you can knock out the other team's franchise quarterback. Yeah. Especially a division opponent. Yes. And all it costs you is three games.
Then yeah as you say you're going to run out the scrub player you just signed and say go out there and crush his kneecap. Yes. So this is how you prevent that. Yep. It's like you do that you give a draft pick. The NFL has to be really careful about making sure that teams don't benefit from doing something wrong.
And I'll go a step further now that we're talking about it. Let's say you knock out Mahomes and you get a number one pick. You get their number one pick. Yep. Okay if the guy's number five you get a number five. Yeah. A perfect example of an eye for an eye. Yeah and that would make the teams make darn sure that their players are doing anything like that. Yes. You've got to make it that important to the team otherwise they're going to let it continue because the teams are benefiting. Yeah they are. From having the other guy knocked out. And I know it was Jacksonville wasn't going to
go anywhere but that is not that is not the point. Trevor Lawrence may never be the same. That's a shoulder injury. Yeah. You know I mean that's what you do with your shoulder. You throw. Yeah. I've had shoulder injuries before. Yeah. They're no fucking fun. Yeah. I've torn the rotator cuff on both shoulders. Oh I've done that too. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. That's that's all. It's a lot of pain and you can't really do anything without discomfort. Yeah. Or outright pain. Yeah. So in surgery is the absolute last resort. So let's hope Trevor Lawrence does well.
He doesn't need surgery. Yeah. If you don't know he did have surgery. Oh he needed surgery. And that's another thing. It makes it complete bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Three game suspension just doesn't draft pick. And they can in the off season revisit that and institute more penalties.
Well I know they can't do it this season. Or how about pick a player. Oh I love that. Which player you want. We're sorry. I like that better. Yeah. Yeah. Like we've been looking it over and you know whoever they want they get. Yeah. And the other player and the other team pays the contract. Yeah. Treat it like an expansion draft. Yeah.
We've knocked our guy out by breaking the rules. So we get one of your guys for free. Yes. And also whoever you deem. So you want to play dirty. Go ahead. Yeah. We got solution for that. You always want to make sure that the person or the team caught doing the wrong thing pays a much bigger penalty than anybody else. That's what I'm getting at. Yeah. And right now Jacksonville is paying way more of a price than Houston is. Than Houston is. Yeah. So NFL should make that right.
Houston is glad that this piece of shit is going to be out for the Chiefs game. Oh he is. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Because you know he'd be after my homes. Oh yeah. That guy has a history of dirty hits. Yeah. Exactly. That's why three games is not enough. No he's a repeat offender. Yeah. He's shown a pattern. He shows that he does this intentionally despite that ridiculous tweet he sent out apologizing. I'm sure it was written by somebody else. It was written by someone else. If he was really sorry he wouldn't have done it a third or fourth time. Exactly. Yeah. Fuck him. Plus I saw him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
After the play getting ejected he has helmet off and he's dragged into the tunnel and he was screaming at the Jacksonville fans in the stadium. He was screaming and pointing and salary and spit was flying out of his mouth. That's not a guy.
He's being great. If 10 people would have fucking jumped in the park. Well you know there are ways to find out where he lives. Bingo. Yep. And what happened to the CEO of United Health Care the other day.
Oh yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. And online. You think people be outraged. Oh no. No. No I'm not outraged. Yeah I always thought it was this and it's still kind of being determined with the guy kind of I don't know. I don't know. But someone's grandma or mom died because they refused some cancer treatment or something. Yeah. And then that guy was like OK well let's find this guy responsible for it for someone close to. Yeah this this head of United Health Care.
I'm not saying it's right. They had they had about a 30 percent claim denial. Yeah. Record. And then they instituted a new A.I. that bumped it up to 90 percent complaint of denial of. And his comment on that was well yeah I know it's pain in the butt but you know we'll just we'll walk through.
Well how do you like death sir. Yeah. How do you like death. Plus this CEO who got shot he and a couple other guys were being sued for 121 million dollars for insider trading for insider trading. Yes. I'm sorry. I don't. I have very little compassion for that guy. No no I think he got what he invited. I do too. I think he got what he invited in his life and I have no sympathy. I don't know whatsoever. Oh I have sympathy for his children. Yeah. And his widow.
But not for him at all. He can go ahead and go face the afterlife. He can go talk to whoever about what he done. Yeah. He's down there in Hill explaining things to Satan. Yeah. Right beside my dad.
Dad will be this guy's dildo. Oh yeah.
And you know what. It was a McDonald's in Altoona Pennsylvania that snitched on this guy and got him arrested.
Oh yeah yeah that's right because he went in there and got a McRib or some shit. So I'm not. I'm boycott in McDonald's. I was anyhow. I just wanted to McRib sauce. Wendy's wouldn't have snitched Culver's wouldn't have said no no no. They've been like let him go. Waffle House would have helped him hide the gun.
Waffle House would have gave him the gun. So to me McDonald's is a bunch of corporate suck up snitches and fuck them and their food. Yep yep and all this is allegedly but I agree with you 100 percent and I'm only saying allegedly to cover our ass. Yes. That's all. This is an entertainment podcast. Yes it is. Yep it's entertainment nothing else. Just like the NFL we're registered as entertainment therefore nothing else.
Yes but people could people can test entertainment every day. Yeah. OK. I was trying to get that McRib sauce. I told it on the two douche bags by microphone and I waited till that night. OK. I went there early and I didn't know it did go on sale till the 25th. I said hey why are you there.
Give me a half gallon that jug and a half gallon jug of McRib sauce. My plan was use it because I like the sauce and then fill it full of ketchup. Cap it back off and put it right next to my chief's line. Yeah. But it was only online. Yeah. So I look up the website is one website specifically for just selling the
McRib sauce. Yeah. So how how can I get there the first night just like that and they're already sold out. Because they probably only made about three jugs of it. Yes I know that's what I that's why I think. Because they never said how many they were making or they were available. Yeah. So they can honestly make just a few and then they sell out immediately and then the website is there to gauge interest. Yes. How many people are going to come to our website and try to buy it. And if it's over this number then let's go ahead and make it and sell it to them. If it's
under this number let's forget the whole thing. Well they start making and selling it I'm not getting it now out of principle. Fuck that pissed me off. So this whole thing of buying the McRib sauce was a market test. And they got me but that's it they're not getting me again. I was boycotting them because of that because that pissed me off. I was like all right you want to play dirty then all right. Well we're learning that's what McDonald's is. Yes. Snitches creeps assholes. Yes. Allegedly and all that good shit. So anyhow. And your clown is a fucking pedo. Allegedly. Yeah.
Yeah. Look at the way he dresses. Yeah. And if they really cared about the Ronald McDonald house they would pay they would contribute more than 20 percent. That's my feeling too. They only contribute 20 percent but their name goes on it and nobody else's. Yeah. And then they want everyone else to make up the other 80 percent while they get all the credit. Yeah. I've got a middle finger for you McDonald's. Me too. That's the way I feel too. I mean. But you know.
So anyhow yeah. All right. All right. OK. Where were we. Do you think Netflix will have the issues figured out for Christmas Day games. All of them are on Netflix. I'm going to go. I'm going to say yes. I think you're going to have to spend enough to upgrade their capacity because I think really large penalties are going to swing into play if Netflix fails the way they did on the Tyson Jake Paul fight. Yes. And I think they
have was a gauge. I think that's why it was free. Yeah. They were testing their capabilities because they wanted to get something where a ton of people would log in to try to see to see if their network could handle it. Yes. And it couldn't. So they're going to learn from that. They're going to spend what they need to spend and do what they need to do because if they screw up those Christmas Day games. Number one they won't get games again. And number two they're going to lose everything. They would have been paid and they're going to have to pay fines on top of it. I agree. Is the NFL is really good about making sure that
they never lose money on anything. Yeah. They're really good at that. Yep. I agree. 100 percent. That's exactly what they're going to do. They're going to make sure that it's under control and then they're going to go all in on the NFL. And I think Netflix. Yeah. And Netflix can definitely afford it. They can afford to upgrade their capacity. It's just they wanted a base of what they need to do. So for them it's you know we don't want to expand if it's just going to be for one weekend a year. You know. Will it go ahead and expand our
capability. But we want to be able to use that more frequently. So I think that's part of the bargain is they're going to get a lot more stuff from the NFL. Some high traffic stuff to make it worth the investment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
What are your personal odds for the Super Bowl this year. Who do you think has the best odds and what do you think they would be.
AFC I'm going to say Chiefs. And I'm going to say like five to two. Not to copy but I think I agree with that 100 percent. And in the NFC I think Detroit's the front runner. And I think they're about three to one. Yeah. Because they can get overtaken easily by Minnesota or Green Bay. Yeah. Yeah. They're not.
Their odds are not nearly as good because I mean Green Bay played them tough. Yeah. And Minnesota is ascending. There still seem to be a little room for improvement and they're getting a little bit better each year. They're not that far off from Detroit. Yeah. So then the pedigree of Kansas City. I mean you cannot do that. Well people do. But yeah. Who cares about that.
Yeah. The pedigree is there. I'm not going to go against him until they prove me different. Yeah. Where my lesson last year. Yeah. And the year before really I mean. Yeah. There's there times like that's done. It was no good. Whoops. Yeah. And like we did last last podcast was as long as there's a Mahomes there's a playoff. Yeah. Yeah.
He will make sure they're always in the dance where they go all the way or not is going to depend on his cast. True. True. But he will get you there. He'll get you there. All right. Like a drunk kangaroo driving a car. You know you're going to hit some things and have some bumps along the way but it'll get you there. And some explaining to do.
Yeah. I love it. All right. Will you ever pay to go see an NFL game live again. No. Me neither. No. Me neither. There's there's a dollar value I have in my head for what it would be worth to go there and spend the afternoon or a big chunk of the day there at the stadium. And the NFL will never get down to that dollar level again. Yeah.
And I'm OK with that. No me too. Yeah. I don't blame them for getting every penny they can. That's how you do business in America. It's not for me. And you know what my numerical value is. $40. That's how much I love watching them at home. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. And if I'm taking somebody with me I put it up to 60 70. Yes. I'm like yeah. Not over that. I love sitting at home.
And more than that is like I'd rather go out to dinner and watch the game on TV. Yes. Yep. Yeah. Go down Buffalo Wild Wings have some of those delicious wings and watch it. That's why the NFL the TV networks don't care about people our age because they know we're not spending money on them so they don't give a damn about us.
I was young. I was a Rube also. There you go. The younger ones are dumb enough to do it. Yeah. Old ones don't even bother. Yeah. All right. OK let's see. Where is the next one here. OK. Chiefs former offensive coordinator Eric Bienem was let go by UCLA.
Should the Chiefs hire him for an additional input this season. I say yes. Me too. He's always been a positive force on the Chiefs. Yeah. The players like him respect him and know what to expect from him. I don't see that same fire from Matt Nagy. No. I do not. No. I mean all it would do be to improve the team. Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. Well if you believe reports and who knows. Who knows. But they're already talking to him. But I don't go by that because so much stuff you read on the Internet. I mean I know. I know. It's weird.
But you know people lie on the Internet and make up stuff. They do. I know. I know. You mean people use the press as a bargaining point. Yes. Like Bill Pellecek. Yes. Plus you've got the dead Internet.
Yeah. About 80 percent of what you're seeing and reacting to on social media Internet everywhere was created by bots not by people. No. And they created it to get your attention and get you to respond. Yeah. So that's why I've been seeing tons of just utterly ridiculous posts saying the most outrageous sexist horrible things about men.
And you know the little profile picture shows what's supposed to be an attractive woman. Yeah. Yeah. And guys will fall for it. And there will be like hundreds of comments and just yelling and defending and citing this. It's like dudes you're falling for the trap.
Yep. There is no person who ever said this. They are trolling you. Yeah. Falling for it over and over. I know. I know. It's funny because it's classic. Yeah. Because they will go to the absurdist most absurdist.
Most obnoxious. And they'll play to your lowest expectations. Yes. You know you'll get some guy out there who's been divorced twice and screwed over and have bad relationships and he hates on women. They know exactly how to type out a comment that's going to get his attention and just inflame him.
Yes. He won't be able to let it go. And he's going to get there and he's going to type responses. Oh he's going to be pissed. Yeah. And they're going to say OK. Hey advertisers. Here's this guy. We know all about him now. Yep. So send your ads his way. Yeah. That's how it works. Well how about these ones where it's like if you grew up watching this your childhood rule and it was like like it has a comment.
Fucking rooms. Yep. You just gave them the valuable marketing data. Yeah. You know I did. I remember Randy. That was funny. They was when shows were good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. How to market to you. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. People dive in face first. And it doesn't even work to type something ridiculous and wrong because they'll still target you with something. Yeah it doesn't matter. The only way to win is to just not comment. Yes. Only way to win is just keep scrolling. Yep.
I'm like read it if you want. But as soon as you type in something they've got like a clickbait clickbait. And he reads such a clear message to that. Oh my God. I see. I see those even in the off season. Yeah. And it's like no he didn't. No. No. No. No. No. And if you do put something about it it's vague. Yeah. And they'll have an AI picture of Andy with his mouth open screaming at something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a fake image and a fake story. Yeah. And then I'll block it.
And then it'll pop up again next week under a different name. I know someone else is doing it. Yeah. It's the same garbage but just a slightly different sender name so it goes right past the filter. Evidently enough people go oh I wonder what he's mad about. I better go check. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyhow. Oh well. All right.
Will Aaron Rodgers play next season. No. I don't I think even if he wants to I'd say no. I think the Raiders. I think they're dumb enough to hire him.
Wow. Maybe so. I think he will play the Raiders if it's not the Raiders nobody. Imagine the Raiders making a package deal with the Jets to get not only Aaron Rodgers but Devontae Adams back. Again. Yes.
Because Devontae Adams worked so well there before. Yeah. Yeah. But you know I think Devontae is not really so enamored of Aaron Rodgers anymore. I think you're right too. Yeah. I think when he got there he's like OK this wasn't what I was expecting.
This isn't nearly as good as it used to be in Green Bay. Yeah. I think they're nothing but plutonic relationship. Yeah. Only plutonic. Nothing else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just guy friends. Yes. Well I make clear this. Nothing else. Just guy friends. Bro's. Yeah. Bro's. Yeah. Bro's. And nothing else.
What's sour. Yes. But plutonic. Nothing else. I want to make sure you know that. Nothing else. I don't think they're sending each other fruit baskets for Christmas this year. I think that's just done. Yeah. Yeah. No more Harry and David for you.
That old condom thing was an accent. Sorry. But the important thing to know was it was plutonic. Yeah. They are not gay for each other. No. No. No longer send each other Omaha steaks. Yes. You know I love that whenever you can accentuate something so bad that it means something else. Yeah. That's that's one of the ways of lying. It is. Is to tell the truth in such a way that it's totally unbelievable.
Nobody believes you. Yeah. Yeah. We get lied to that way all the time. Oh all the fucking time. Yeah. See politicians. Yeah. Yeah. They're telling you the truth but there's just no way you can believe it. Yeah. It's like huh.
All right. Since since I just smash that one completely into the ground let's move on. Let's move along. Because that's what we do. I've got one more bullet point when you're done. OK. What network. Oh no. If Rogers does decide to play will he be with the Jets or elsewhere. Elsewhere. Elsewhere. Yeah. I think it's pretty clear that the Jets don't want him anymore. And I think the only reason he would want to stay was for the money. Yeah. And the owner is talking about selling to Bezos.
Anyhow. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty bad when you want to solve a whole freaking team. Yeah. Rogers is such a bad pick up that they're like I'm just going to sell the whole thing and get out. Here's an interesting thing about Jeff Bezos. If you were transported in time back to the birth of Christ.
Uh huh. And you were able to earn seven thousand dollars an hour. Twenty four hours a day ever since then. You still wouldn't have as much money as Jeff Bezos. And he gave half of it up or over half of it up too. Yeah. That's how much money he has and he's not even the richest one. And that was at least split in half if not a little bit favored towards his ex wife.
Now doesn't that start to sound like a mental illness an unhealthy obsession and hoarding. Yes. Wealth and money. Well we've talked about this I always did believe it was unhealthy hoarding. Yeah. It's like having like three hundred old VCRs in your house for no apparent reason. Becoming a billionaire is a sign of mental illness. I agree. It really is. And also it's a sign you don't have a normal emotional cycle. Yeah. Psychopathic. Yeah.
The thing is you would to do that to so many people to get to that you'd have to have no conscience. It's interesting I'll see people saying well you know it's his money he earned it he gets to do what he wants with it he can spend it this way or keep it or whatever. So you counter with OK what if he decides to buy every company that makes EpiPens and shut him down. Because it's his money he can do that. Exactly. And that's what he's doing.
Is that OK with everyone. Actually isn't that going on right now. Yeah. They jacked up the EpiPens so high most people can't afford it again. Yeah. Yeah. That needs to be looked into. So there you go. It's his money and he gets to do what he wants. Yeah. So that's capitalism. Go ahead. The bizarre thing of poor people sucking up to billionaires and doing what they want to do. Yeah.
The bizarre thing of poor people sucking up to billionaires and being part of their cult just blows my mind. Oh yeah. Well it's like the people they're like follow the politicians regard. They don't they don't care. They just look at the R or D in front of it and they jump all over it. It's like did you really see what this guy did.
Do you really see what he said. You know for every relationship in my life it has to be two ways street. Yes. So I'm not going to like a politician any more than what he's doing for me. Exactly. Same here. And that's where it ends. Yeah. And a good majority of them I don't like at all.
And if they stop traffic so the motorcade can come by of some elected politician. Fuck that. He's my employee. Exactly. He needs to wait. He needs to wait on us. Yeah. Yeah. He works for us. I helped vote him into office. He hired him. So I'm not stopping for his motorcade. He has to go to the back. If you ask me that's one of the first problems right there. Exactly. The hero worship of elected officials.
If people constantly they beg for someone to tell them everything's OK. Yeah. We're going to take 60 percent of the check. What. No no no it's OK. Oh it is. Yeah. Yeah it's OK. Because it feels so good to do what you're told. It relieves you of all responsibility. Yeah it does. OK. Well here's 60 percent my check. What are you going to be doing with it. Hey hey. Our business. Once we tax you for that money now it's our money and you have no business knowing. Yes. Stop.
Anyway. All right. Anyhow. Yeah we go everywhere. OK. Do you believe what network do you believe does the best job with NFL games. I really like Sunday Night Football apart from the NBC. Yes. Yeah. The theme song I don't like. Carry Underwood is kind of nice to look at but other than that or underwear or whatever. Carry underwear or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Carry undergarment. Yeah. Yeah. Carry undergarment. What is it. What carry what. Carry under hill. Under.
Yeah. Carry under over under over. Yeah. I'm surprised they don't change your name to carry under over. Trisha year underwood. Yeah that's it right there. Yeah they do the best they do. Collins were. I know he says some certain stuff but he does know what he's talking about. And he pays attention. He does pay attention.
Yeah. And also you can't call him a homer because when the chiefs won he gave them credit. Yeah. When Chargers were doing things right he gave them credit. He was a good even kill guy. Yeah. And Trico is a great other guy because whenever Collins does start getting another is he brings it back. I mean they're like the perfect combination. Yeah. Yeah. And Joe Buck doesn't seem to be all that interested in reigning in Tony Romo. No. Which he should do more often. Joe Buck is with. Oh.
Yeah. Who's with Roman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't carry. Yeah. He doesn't carry. He used to be really good and now he's just kind of like a whatever he lets Romo blather on and he's like looking out the window. I think Jim Nance is just like there for the paycheck. I think so too. Yeah. I think he's finishing out his career when this contract's over he's probably like alright have at it. And you know some of those announcers have got to be just as sick of the way football is changing as we are.
That's why I want Al Michaels right until our book. Yeah. And I'm not excluding anybody. That would be so awesome. Oh it would. Wouldn't it. Yeah. That's going to be in the in the realm of Epstein's client list. Yeah. The list of people who attended Diddy parties. We're never going to see that. You're going to see half of it redacted. Yeah. There's going to be like a black line over. Yeah. And whatever it no matter what it's going to be weaponized. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like that. We got a copy of the
Wasp. You know we went to Wasp Wichita and my friend Davey last week and they have a redacted one on there and it's animal I fuck like a beast. But it has the set list with all the songs on there and one of them is marked out. I mean David looked at each other and said animal. Yeah. And we figured it out. He cussed in concert. I know he's a born again Christian now. He cussed in concert. He said you know that's not what we fucking do and stuff like that.
Yeah. Misogynistic. Yeah. That's why I took it out. Yeah. And sometimes that's a local ordinance that you can't say certain things in public from a stage. It could be Wichita. Yeah. Bible Belt. Yeah. I was surprised the concert was there honestly. The one before I saw it was Tulsa. So there you go. Yeah. I've heard of venues where it's illegal to throw anything from the stage. So if it was part of your act like Wasp where you throw the t-shirts out to people in certain places that's illegal to do. Oh yeah.
Yeah. That was like 1984 when they opened up for Kiss. And he used to play for the Texas Rangers. I'm not sure what his name was but I'm sure it could be looked up. He was a pitcher. And there's people out there on the second level of municipal auditorium going nuts. He goes yeah. He goes any one of you motherfuckers back there. He goes I can make it to you. I used to pitch for the Texas Rangers. And so he was. I mean he's like launching them getting them right to the people going nuts. Yeah. So yeah.
Anyhow what was I gave over adapted. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you have to have Michael's book if you ever read it would be. Yeah. He's going to find a publisher who doesn't mind getting sued. Exactly. Bring it on. We're going to make enough money off of this. Just go ahead. Put it on my desk. I'll stamp it. All right. Next one. OK.
Should the NFL only take three weeks to complete all the bi-weeks. Be more fair. And also I know why they don't want to do it. They want as many games out there as they can and they want them everywhere. They want ABC. They want Amazon. They want ABC. They want CBS. They want all in the outlets to have them. And that's part of it. But I think it would almost do better more fair.
Just like halfway through they shut it down for a week. Yeah. I would be in favor of week eight. Half the teams are on by week nine. The other half are on. And then we're done. It's never going to happen though because they want their games to go out every week. But that would be my personal favorite way to do it because that's not such an unfair advantage. Yeah.
Because teams who get the bi-week late tends to help them a lot more. Yes. Yeah. And you notice that Chief Scott there's real early this year. Yeah. So. All right. Yeah. We both agree with that. And finally do you do you believe that players do leave nasty little notes in the visiting locker rooms. Yeah. Yes I do. I'm sure. I'm sure there's a ton of pranking going on. Oh I'm sure there is too. I'd love to hear about all of it. That question came from when I was telling you about the
John Madden. He was on David Letterman I think and anyhow he was talking about stuff you know he hated the Chiefs because he's a raider. Yeah. And he said that someone came into his office and said hey we have a really bad rat problem in the visitors locker room. And he looked down on the sheet. Who we play that. Oh the Chiefs. So he went to the exterminator company the next day. He said I want you to feed the rats until Monday.
Then Monday I want you to get rid of it.
It was funny too because he wasn't joking. He was serious.
I'm sure. And props to David Letterman for getting that kind of talk out of him. David Letterman was really good about that and you could tell man was at ease and just tell the truth and you know just having a good time. And I'm sure the Chiefs even got off there like we knew it.
Yeah. Remember the old Oakland Alameda Stadium. Yeah. Yeah. Parts of it were below sea level. Yeah. When the tide came in parts of the field flood. Yep. And the Raiders knew it learned where it was and when it was going to happen and never fixed it. No they left. And then as the game went on they would they would push the other team into that area of the field and they'd screw up slip fall down.
And so it's there. Yeah. Well it's no different than like the Broncos and a couple other teams used to grease up their jerseys. Yes. They had some sort of a some sort of a lubricant that they got away with because it was technically something they could use on the material for some different use. Yeah.
And they finally outlawed it. I'll have to look it up but there's a name to it and they said well we have to because you know I don't know they're too starchy and they changed. You know they got away with it for a long time. I think the players could say I want to put lotion on my arms because my skin gets dry and then it gets lathered up with Vaseline from wrist to shoulder.
Yes. It's like it's you know it's dry skin. Yeah. Yeah. You try to hold someone where they're all greasy like a pig and slipping past you. This time of year I get awful ashy. OK. It's kind of embarrassing but it's true.
Yeah. Yeah. I think what the NFL has done is they put a ban on any substance that leaves a residue behind. That's what it was. Yeah. Anything that leaves a residue.
That's why the players can have those rubber plasticized gloves that are so insanely sticky. It's because they don't leave a residue on the ball. Yeah that's right. So if you come up with something super slick but it doesn't come off on anyone's hands you can probably use it.
They probably use pine tar on their gloves. Pine tar would definitely help you catch a football.
All right. OK. You had a bullet point. Here's my bullet point. We have currently 11 teams in the NFL with five or fewer wins and there are four games to go. So my question was which of these teams you think are going to finish the year with five or fewer wins.
OK. So let me give you the teams. OK. OK. Here's here's two teams with five wins now. New Orleans and Cincinnati. So they have to lose out in order to finish with five or four wins.
No. Cincinnati has really easy schedule. Who does New Orleans play the rest of the year. Do we know. I haven't looked. The Raiders I'm pretty sure might do that. But anyhow we'll get that.
OK. So the two five five win teams. I figure they're going to both probably win at least one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. OK. Here's a team with only four wins. Chicago. You think they're going to win two more by the end of the game and it's easy.
They have to go to and to. No I don't. I don't either. So I'm thinking Chicago. Yep. And has decided to write. All right. Next up we have with three wins. Cleveland Tennessee the Giants.
No not the Giants Cleveland Tennessee the Jets Jacksonville Carolina New England. OK. That's a lot. OK. Cleveland plays Kansas City. They play the Chargers and I don't know who the other two is.
So I think Cleveland would have a decent chance at going oh and whatever. Yeah. Who was the next one. Then Tennessee. Tennessee just because they're horrible. Yeah. Then next with three wins is the Jets. They'd have to win three more games this season three and they'd have to three and one.
Jets are. Yeah. That's also Jacksonville would have to go three and one. Yeah. I don't see. I don't see Jacksonville doing that either. Carolina. They're playing better. Much better. Yeah. Bryce Young. He made a horrible interception but he did make some good plays.
I think he's developing. So I'm I'm going to also say Carolina too because they're just not there yet. And I think that there's a certain degree of well we're going to get another really good draft pick anyhow. That's true. Yeah. I don't know if their heart is necessarily so much into it like that right now. I think they're kind of like looking ahead.
OK. I agree. I agree. And then New England is the last three win team that would have to go three and one to avoid this list. Oh New England. Definitely. Yeah. New England is just kind of utterless right now. Everything they thought they had they didn't. Yeah. New England. I could see them just losing out and just being just you know we'll get our draft pick.
Better luck. Five years from now. You know not not next year. Not the year after. Well here's the two teams with the biggest challenge because they have two wins and they'd have to go four and oh the rest of the way to avoid this list. And that's the Giants and the Raiders. I don't see any possible. No. No. Neither one of them. They are just fucking gone. I would be interested to know what the betting line would be on the Raiders or the Giants going four and over the rest of the season. It's probably enormous.
Man if you if you pulled that one off. Yeah. That might be the kind of thing you go like bet five bucks on and you make two grand. Yeah. Wow. So we were we were right on board with the same picks except you picked Chicago and I didn't. Yeah. So otherwise we had we had the same list. OK. Yeah. I meant with four games to go and you're still not going to get six wins.
So you're going to fish five and twelve or worse. Yeah. That's eleven teams. That's awful. It is. Yeah. That's that the NFL's got to look at that when they think of expansion. There aren't enough good players. No I know there isn't. And that's another thing about talking about adding a game. Look at all the injuries they have now because they added one game. They add another one. Go ahead and times that by two or even maybe three. The players aren't designed to be playing like that. Without a significant
rule change it's not going to work. You're going to have to fire up some way to eliminate all hits and make just really hamstring the defense. So these mediocre offensive players that you're sticking in on all these expansion teams can actually score some points. Yes. Because if not it's going to just be horrible. Yeah. It's going to be a major rule changes. Yeah. They want to expand. It also is for another game. I think they need to reel it back to 16 games myself. I think it worked much better like that. But I do too. Yeah.
Go back to 16 games and add a second bye week. There was one year when they did have two bye weeks. Yeah that's true. Yes I would do that. I think that that would be good. Or you could bring back the preseason game. Yeah. There's different ways to do it. That's true. That's true. But I still like the two halves of the season that you proposed. Yeah that would be pretty cool. You could have two weeks in between. Yeah. Yeah. Like the Major League Baseball takes the all-star break. The NFL can take a mid-season break.
And a lot of this is the way a lot of the baseball teams this is the way that they do businesses. We have two seasons. Yeah. They all get together and they go so how are we going to improve on the second season. We think that we have an outside chance of getting the fifth seed or the sixth seed. So what are we going to do? Do we need to make some pickups? Who are we looking at? That would be an excellent point too is make sure that your midseason break
that the trade deadline is like two weeks later. Did I cover the the golden bat rule in the last? I heard you mention it but I don't remember it. Okay. Since we're talking about baseball which we normally don't. Yeah.
A traditionalist are flipping out over it but I think I love it. Oh yeah I do know what you're talking about. Yeah this bears repeating. Yeah okay. So you let's say the Royals are up in the in the eighth inning. Yeah. Bobby Witt comes up. Okay. He gets on base. Next guy strikes out. He's not coming up for another seven to eight batters right? Yeah. Okay. Well the golden bat rule allows you to do this I think in the eighth or ninth inning. You can
bring in a hitter whenever you want. It could be your best hitter. Whoever's hot right now it could be your best hitter. It could be whoever's clutch. But you insert him in whenever. So let's say your utility shortstop. Your utility player is in for somebody else because he's better defensively. And you're getting down to the bottom of the ninth. And the Royals are like well we don't want this guy batting. Hey we still have our golden rule bat rule. Yeah. Let's put in Bobby Witt or
Salvador Perez or somebody that's really hot all of a sudden. This guy's been on a tear. You insert him and that's your one. If it goes into extra endings you can't do it again. But you get one again if you prefer. Now would that be inserting the player in addition to who is coming up next or in place of? In place of. Okay. Yeah that's still a good rule. That's the way I understand it. I think that's the way it is. Yeah. Yeah I know the XFL has the regular you know instant replay challenges but they also have
an ultimate challenge and the teams get one per game and they can challenge any play for any fan. You see I wish the NFL would do that too. Yeah they will never relink that much control though. Yeah they're not going to give up that much control and also it's going to make the game take longer and they're trying to find ways of it not doing that. The NFL is still trying to make the whole game take place in less than three hours. Yes which they're not doing any favors with all the commercials and all the hot
hijacking stuff and you know. Yeah. I mean it's just like everything's designed for another commercial and now they have the split screen the 30 second one where they show them and State Farm's to the left and them in the huddle is to the right. Yeah. Yeah the NFL is looking for a way that makes the game itself sacrifice in order to speed up. Yeah. Not the breaks not the halftime not the anything. Yep I've got something I want to go into here.
All right. All right I'll save the Tom Brady story for the second one. Okay. Okay. Rex Ryan is a big fat mouth greasy bitch. Yeah. Okay. Ryan is trying to dethrone Skip Tart Bayless for the number one blathering idiot award. Now Rex Ryan has never been a Kansas City fan never wanted to give anybody over here any type of credit at all. Yeah. Okay.
So Ryan said he saw teams like the Chiefs before and they were one and out in the playoffs. They're one and done in the playoffs. You're saying that about this year's team. Yes. Okay. Now number one I got to give him credit he would know. That's true. He would know an inept team if he seen one because he coached him. Yes. That was the best he could get out of a team was inept. I want to smack that piece of shit with a fucking piece of ham. I want to
make a piece of ham that he's trying to gnaw on and smack him in his ugly fucking face. So Rex Ryan double dips on toilet paper when he's wiping his ass. Rex Ryan tries to light his candle with a punk.
Rex Ryan tries to start a fire by rubbing two dicks together. After they come out of his mouth. You know Rex Ryan is about as stupid as his dad buddy. So I guess that family tree is bare. Either that or this is his shtick. This is the way he gets attention is by coming out and saying something hateful and inflammatory and then he gets a bunch of attention.
Well he's the one that said that like fucking what's his name over there in Miami to attack of Iola. Best pastor he'd ever seen. I mean he's already proved himself to be a flaming moron.
But you got to be careful about attracting a lot of negative attention because didn't that United Health Care CEO attract a lot of negative attention. Yeah. How'd that work out for him.
Yeah I mean he might get beaten to death with a piece of ham. Didn't work out for him did it. So now he's in hell denying claims to Satan. Allegedly.
And you know whoever carried his life insurance has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and deny his life insurance claim. That would be funny as hell.
It's this new AI system. Yeah. Yeah it's a pain in the ass but well I guess you're not. What can we do. We're not responsible. It was the AI. Go blame that.
I think he had an allergy to bullets. Yeah. I don't think the guy killed him. I think it was a severe allergy to bullets. That only cost so much that he couldn't afford it.
Yeah. He had like 150 grains of lead poisoning.
I heard the bullet went on forever because he had no insides. Oh that's true. Yeah. Yeah.
It was smart of the gunman not to try to shoot him in the heart because he didn't have one. Yeah.
You know the last thing he heard? Bang.
You know what the last thing to go through that CEO's mind was? A bullet.
He pills his potatoes with a butter knife. Yeah. In hell.
I borrowed that joke from what's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield? His ass.
We're having way too much fun with this. What's funnier than a dead CEO? I mean that's just got to make everyone's day.
Yes. The whole world is happy again. And did you notice the very next day Elon Musk had his human shield with him? Yes he did. Yes.
Just like Nick Sirianni had his little human shield with him during the press conference. Next day yeah.
He was like hey look at my little guy here. Uh huh. He's like well we'll shoot him too. Yeah. Whoever the great guy is.
No we'll just be a good shot and hit you. Yeah we'll just get you. We're so good that no blood will get on him.
And yeah we're not we're not provoking anyone. Shoot anybody. We're just having fun here so.
But I think it's just hilarious as hell that everyone seems to be calling Elon Musk on his very obvious human shield.
It was. I mean the very next day. Very obvious. I'm sure he was like huh. Yeah.
So now we know what Elon Musk is. Yeah. Yep. Well. Well I already knew.
We'll get ready in a sec. Alright. How long do we have? Um. We're at 135 right now.
Okay. Do you want to go on or not? No. This one? Yeah that's a good stopping point.
Okay well alright. Well that's all you get of this one. Tune in to the next one. So alright. Bye. Fuck off.
Did you really sit there and listen to all that garbage that was being. Do you actually believe one inch of it?
I didn't think so. Hang on. Game over.