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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Does a straw have one hole? Or does it have two? I may never know.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. The original podcast. Here we are. How are you, Rob?

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I'm doing good. How are you, Mark?

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I'm doing great. Thank you for joining us this lovely semi-chilly evening. It may not be where you're listening.

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Semi-chilly?

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We're going to have snow showers a half hour south of me tonight.

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Down on I-44 corridor.

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So you'll get probably 15 inches of snow, right?

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Nah, we'll probably just get maybe a little bit of snow.

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Nah, I'm joking. I'm making fun of the forecasters.

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Hey, I had a pretty good day today. Topher and I went and did the Sports Bastards.

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We could not do the Music Creeps, but you'll at least have a Sports Bastards on your desk in the morning.

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So, if you choose.

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Our potential sponsor, it is going to happen. He's getting his licensing and everything.

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Yeah, so that'll be cool. That's a good thing.

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I'm also looking into a friend of mine at work. She was telling me about how TikTok and how her and some other people make money on TikTok.

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So I'm going to start exploring that in the video options because TikTok is video.

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A lot of people keep asking me if we're on TikTok.

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I know. That's like the rage. So we're going to have to figure that out and we will.

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And the thing is, it's not necessarily making money. We're never going to get rich off of this thing. We know this.

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Okay. But we want to reach more people. We're doing great as we are. But the more people we reach, the better off we are.

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I mean, you know, so and we believe in all of our products and we believe that they can reach higher quantity of people and we believe in ourselves.

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So we're going to keep doing this little fucking this little thing that we're doing here and we're going to keep going and keep marching on.

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So all these things are in the works and I'm very proud of how Rob, I and Topher have all progressed and all worked very hard to get where we are.

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And I think every one of us has this passion and I think it's a beautiful thing. It is.

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Yes, it is.

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It is. It's such a great creative outlet. But not just that.

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But if I hear so many people that go, man, you know, I was having a bad day and I listen to you guys and, you know, I enjoyed it.

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You know, you made me think I laughed a little bit.

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That is the best reward in the whole world. Having someone you know, or even someone you don't know, tell you, you know, I love this segment, man.

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You connected with me on it. I agree with you.

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Even when, you know, like I said, hate email goes to the front, even the hate emails we love. Hate emails are great because it means someone gave enough shit to call you a dumbass.

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So, I mean, you know, that's a pretty good power if you think about it.

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There's a lot of people I think are dumbasses, but I won't take the time to tell them that, you know.

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That happened to mention something that was 40 minutes in. Yeah, I know.

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I got to looking at that and I'm like, wait a minute. That was like our fourth segment.

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And I get to look at it and I'm like, 42 minutes in. You have a habit of listening to that. I forgot his name.

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But anyhow, I'm pretty sure he probably listened to the rebuttal. And if he listens to this, think about it.

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OK, you hate us. He's probably sent back laughing his ass off.

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Yeah, it might even be someone we know. Who knows?

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I mean, I think it's some of them because some of the way that they're written, some of them know me just because of how they're, you know what I mean?

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There are certain things that they put in there. It's like, wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. So some people are just having fun.

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You know, I had this email about, hey, you're making fun of us where I grew up at.

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So, you know, I make fun of myself. I'm always called.

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Listen to one of my one of my promos here that we put in our promos, not my our promos.

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Mark is a dumbass. You know, everyone knows he's an idiot.

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But you're listening to this idiot. I called myself an idiot.

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OK, I'm making fun of myself.

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So does that ruin your world? Is that what you're focusing in on?

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You know what? And you you wear you wear like a badge and it's awesome.

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You're like, yes, I am. And you got anything else?

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I love it like the Ozarks, man. Hey, much cuter than that.

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So there you go. He don't care.

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Well, I'm going to go ahead and start this shit show off with a little bit of stuff.

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And we have some emails coming up. And again, I got corrected.

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And this is about to pass me on the beach drink.

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I forgot. I forgot.

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But then again, they're like they're like waiting in the bushes like a cobra.

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As soon as I say something wrong, it didn't quite happen.

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And I forgot it and made it up in my mind of what really happened or whatever.

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It is very amusing how much people remember that I don't.

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And it's always been like that. So anyhow.

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It is. And I love it. And I love every second someone corrects me.

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I love it when someone goes, dude, that's not how it happened.

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You stupid ass. This is how it happened.

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And then, you know, and then I think about it, I go, you know what? I think they're right.

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So anyhow, Duncan, as in the doughnuts, people have launched a limited edition body wash

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where their partners partners native home grooming products.

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The whole idea is Duncan's favorite flavors are now scented body washes.

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How you like that, Rob? Huh?

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That fresh. I don't know about that.

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The fresh doughnut smell all over you.

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OK, anyhow, keep going. The flat. I would feel sorry for her.

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You're right. You're right.

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The flavors, at least for now, are strawberry frosted vanilla sprinkle and blueberry cobbler.

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And finally, Boston cream.

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You know, so now you can. Yeah, I know the Boston cream really sounds good, doesn't it?

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Oh, yeah, that's one of my favorites. Me too.

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Boston cream. Oh, man. Anything custardy.

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OK, so now so now one can wash up and smell like a doughnut all day long without all those annoying calories.

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So let's let's say you're not a doughnut fan, right?

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But you still would like to enjoy a different type of body wash.

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OK, you know, Haritos, the Mexican soda drink, right? Yeah.

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They've teamed up with native skincare products to offer the soda flavors and body wash.

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The flavors offered as of now are passion fruit, watermelon, mandarin and pineapple.

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I love their mandarin. I've had their mandarin several times, and I think it is really, really good.

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But this is Haritos. And, you know, they're they're the big stores and in the Mexican aisle and the and the Mexican specialty stores.

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And they're really good soda. You know, so anyhow.

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So, you know, all all the people that enjoy Haritos can but don't enjoy that annoying, annoying corn syrups or syrup can now do so in a body wash.

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So you treat your skin without having to invest in triple extra large shirts. That's good.

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So I'm still waiting on the McGrid body wash.

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You know, the heavenly smell of ground pork assholes and lips with that delicious.

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Yes, that delicious tangy sauce one can dream, Rob.

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You know, could you imagine McGrid bringing for years?

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I felt. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

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You go take a shower in the morning and all you smell is McRib.

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But I mean, while we're speaking about McDonald's, they're actually bringing back their chicken snack wrap.

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You know, I could do whatever I read that.

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Yeah, I could do without the body wash for that particular item, honestly.

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What I'd be what I would like is how about a frozen Coke body wash?

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Or even better, how about a cookies and cream McFlurry body wash?

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There you go. Yeah.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

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I got it. How about a Casey Burn and Senate body wash?

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Oh, my God. I hear angels and harps, dude.

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Yeah, you could do regular extra spicy.

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All right. I got another one. How about a Nikki six body wash?

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It smells fake. Or an Aussie body wash smells like old man.

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Or finally, how about a deal Senate body wash?

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It smells like dirt. Too soon? I could go for either the latter two, but Nikki, no.

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Yeah, it smells fake. Anyhow.

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You ain't gonna pick up any women smelling like that.

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No. Me and Davey were talking. We went to the wash show.

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And you know what? I might as well get into a little bit of that and then we'll get into a couple of your stories.

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But we went to the Wasp show in Wichita.

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And for people that don't know, Wasp is an old shock metal band.

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And they used to do stuff like throw raw meat at the audience and have a torture rack with women on it naked, usually.

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And they also lit up their Wasp sign and fire with clubs of fire.

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They had six, seven inch stilettos and they jumped around on stage like crazed animals and leather and all leather everything.

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They were like one of the most violently crazy bands ever.

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The PMRC solely targeted them and went after them adamantly and they lost.

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But we went to go see them and I got front row and I got a lot of really good footage and it was a good show.

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Because the one I saw in Tulsa, I didn't know it, but Blackie was hurting. He had back surgery after that tour.

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And he's fully healed now. And he did an excellent show, him and his band. His band is really good.

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Armored Saint did good too, but you can tell the difference in between bands.

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One is a good band and one is way up there. And Wasp of course is the way up there band.

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And it was a great show. It lasts for over an hour and a half, probably closer to two hours.

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But what they did was they did the first album, which is The Torture Never Stops, but everybody calls it just Wasp.

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But at the bottom of that album, and I think you remember this Rob, it said in small letters, The Torture Never Stops.

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That is the actual name of that album, but everybody calls it album one. So that's what he did on this tour, Wasp album one.

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And he did it all in its entirety. The first one was I Want To Be Somebody, which was very odd. That's usually the closer.

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He did that first and he did them all in coordination with If You're Listening to the Album.

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And he said when he got this, he had a really good cool thing when he came out there, Blacky, he just comes out there, hey, yeah, you know.

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They did I Want To Be Somebody and then he came and he started talking.

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He did this several times where he just talked to the audience like person to person kind of.

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And he goes, yeah, he goes, when I had the idea to come up with this live first album live, he said, I wasn't sure about it.

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So I called promoters that I knew and he said he talked about 50 of them. He said 49 of them. Great, great.

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Do it. The 50th one, he said, he goes, yeah, he goes, Blacky, I love that idea.

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But are you going to tell me that you're going to do your finishing song first? I Want To Be Somebody.

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You're going to do that. And it's not going to be an encore. And he said, yeah, you know, I went there and I said, you know what?

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And he goes, yeah, I want to do that. And he goes, well, OK, OK, let me ask you this then.

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And I think he used the Beatles. And, you know, he said, you know, so the Beatles, their final song is going to be like Sergeant Peppers or something like, you know.

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And he goes, yeah, he goes, you're right. And then, you know, Blacky's a born again Christian.

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So I didn't know he was going to cuss, but he did. And I forgot the example. It was a Beatles song, but I forgot what song he goes.

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You mean to tell me that the Beatles are going to do this song at the first and they're not going to do that as the encore.

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And Blacky goes, yeah, he goes, you're right. You're making sense.

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Then he looked up and he goes, we never fucking do what we're supposed to anyhow.

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So he went on with the album and anyhow. And then at the end, he had like a five song medley that ended that ended in Wild Child,

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which is a very popular song, one of the most popular songs ever. Big radio hit even for back then. And it went over very well.

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They redacted Animal. I Fuck Like a Beast. OK. And I figured it out. He doesn't mind saying the word fuck because he said that. OK.

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He's a born again Christian, kind of like me. I think you can cuss a little bit and hopefully it's OK. I guess I'll find out one day. Right.

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So OK. So he cusses. I know why he quit doing that song and why is redacted because the playlist that they have online that people have taken pictures of.

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It has Animal Fuck Like a Beast. Markered out. The reason it's marked out is because misogynistic.

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It is. Mel Pig. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's why. That's why he quit doing it. I'm certain.

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And it's not that it says I fuck like a beast. It's because people took it as misogynistic.

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And at today's times you have to kind of do stuff like that, you know, even though the song is it's it's it's a fucking metal song, man.

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You know, you know, it's fun. It's a song called Animal I Fuck Like a Beast.

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You'd think that's going to be poetry, you know. So anyhow, they redacted it.

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But it was still a very good concert. And Blackie was he was so thankful.

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I really enjoyed this because under his breath, he kept going. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Davey and I both noticed and we and we talked about it afterwards. I had this dirt next to me get pissed off because I jumped up on the front.

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He goes, yeah. He goes, you just jumped up and pushed me away. I go, this is general admission. OK.

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This means wherever you land is wherever you land.

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So then he started fucking making comments to his wife and shit. And I turn around and I go, hey, look at me.

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I go, do you maybe want to call a truce and maybe enjoy this concert instead of being pissed off?

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Don't you think that would be a better idea than us pushing each other all night?

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It looks down. He looks up and I thought he was going to get dickish. He goes, you know what? You're right. You're right.

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And I go, hey, I'm sorry if I offended you and you think I cut in or whatever. I apologize.

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Can we enjoy the concert together now? And he shook my hand. He said yes.

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And we looked at each other and said, we're not those stupid asses. They both got kicked out.

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So yeah, I mean, we're not as young as we used to be either.

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No, before I would have been like, fuck you, pussy. This time I was like, no, you know what?

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If the guy wants to fight, he's going to find someone else to fight. But he turned out to be really cool.

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And like I thought, he was a guy like me just trying to enjoy a show of a band he used to look up, you know, watch.

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And that's all it was. And he was pissed off because he thought I crowded him and we got the record straight and he was fine.

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And him and I got along great after that. And I was very proud of it. Even Davey said something.

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He goes, oh, man, he goes, I remember the old Mark. I thought you're going to fucking punch him.

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And I go, no, man. He goes, wow. He goes, I'm, you know, I'm I'm like really happy with that, man.

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You know, you kind of like changed. And then someone cut me off in traffic and I flip him off and threatened to kill them.

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So anyhow, that's because you're in your car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could do that. I can get away.

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So anyhow, and I and I didn't you know, I didn't flip him off.

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He just honked at him and kind of did the what the fuck and then they kind of did the what the fuck back and we went on.

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It wasn't a big deal. You know how it is. So anyhow, it was a great concert. I don't know what else to say.

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It was fantastic. The stage show was good. They they have a bunch of different backgrounds.

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They had this big screen, both footage that was so good. They show like Chris Holmes.

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Remember what a madman he was? Yeah. And he used to just destroy guitars and amps on stage.

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They had like a collage of him doing that in different arenas of throwing the guitar through a fucking amp where he's taking the amp.

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He's a huge man. He take the amp over his head, a big Marshall and just fucking smash it on the stage.

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And I was just like, I cannot believe I used to do stuff like that.

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And, you know, and like, you know, this is how come I have tinnitus in my ears.

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Well, that my old job. But, you know, you know, it's because I used to be there.

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No earplugs, front row going, yeah, fucking kill the amp, kill the amp.

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So it was it was just fantastic. Davey and I stayed up till three thirty four in the morning talking about old times.

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Everything, man, we just had the time of our lives. Davey is going to come on a podcast.

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He's going to come on a podcast. He said that he will get us kicked off if he says stuff he really feels.

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So I said, how about if we do some music or something? He said, OK, so he may not be quite the Davey that you're used to.

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But it's going to be it's going to be very entertaining because Davey is a guy that should have been in radio.

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Here's a go. Davey is the guy he could do every voice you could ever imagine.

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He could do it on the fly. He's funnier than hell. I mean, he is a natural for that type of of that type of talent, that type of wit, that type of everything.

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So it's going to be interesting to hear him on a podcast. And no, I'm not comparing this to radio.

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And if people say that, we know it's not a radio station. We are not getting paid for this. We know.

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Trust me. Every time I look at my bank account, I know.

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So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

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All righty. Ringo Starr and his All-Star band will perform in Alabama next summer.

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OK. Ringo Starr is 84.

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Yeah, I knew he had to been up there. I mean, I think Paul McCartney is 84 too, isn't he?

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Yeah, yeah, they're about. Yeah, they're right there together.

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The Beatles legendary drummer announced on Monday new tour dates beginning June 12th, 2025.

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Well, Starr band lineup will once again feature Steve Lucas, Colin Hay, Warren Ham, Hammett Stewart, Greg Bissonnette and Buck Johnson.

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That's fine. Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry.

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Tour's final show will hit Mercedes Benz Ampli-Thator in Tuscaloosa on Tuesday, June 24th, 2025.

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Get this shit though. This is what I'm impressed with.

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OK. Tickets will go on sale Friday, December 13th at 10 a.m. You can purchase at the venue box office or via Ticketmaster.

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Prices will range from thirty five dollars to one hundred and twenty five dollars.

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That's amazing. Yes, that's yeah, that's why I want to read this.

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And those fucking Eagles that don't even do their stuff live allegedly, but I'm pretty sure.

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Thirty five to one hundred and twenty five. Wow, that is excellent.

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You know, I used to I don't know, everyone kind of bagged on Ringo Starr.

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Oh, he's lucky the drummer quit and all that stuff. He's talentless.

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You know what? He's a good drummer and he was what the Beatles needed.

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But above all, he is fucking cool. He's just cool.

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That's awesome. Like recreating that picture of the teenagers that were like, you know, Hammin it for him and all that stuff.

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I mean, he's a real guy. Anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry.

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Oh, and he makes a bad ass caveman in movies.

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I'm glad you brought that up. Yes, he does. Look it up. Look it up. Yeah. Google it. OK.

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If you know, you know all that good shit. OK. But if you don't know, Google it. You'll see what I mean.

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Man, dude, that's awesome. Is it anywhere around us?

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Anywhere close, anywhere reasonable?

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It does say the tour will also stop in New York, Pennsylvania, Florida and North Carolina.

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OK, Tuscaloosa. It's not going to be a very long tour. Well, he is 84.

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Oh, yeah. It's only 12 days, June 12th to June 24th.

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His band like Steve Lukather and all those guys. That's solid. That is solid. Yeah. Cool.

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I would like to see that because from what I understand, he doesn't just do Beatles stuff.

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They have like sing alongs. They do all kinds of stuff. I mean, it's just like a free for all.

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You know, they have a set list and everything, but it's not all the stuff you think it is from what I understand.

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And I also understand that he has a lot of stories.

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So that sounds awesome. Wow. Thank you, Rob.

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We everybody appreciates that, I'm sure, because I'm pretty sure there's a lot of Beatles fans out there like us.

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So, OK, you want to take our first break? I'm going to come back with some emails. Yeah, sounds good.

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Because I love getting corrected all the time. So yeah, OK, I love listening to it.

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People nail me to the fucking wall, dude. I'll be back. We'll be back.

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The about what's just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat. OK, it's post-apocalypse.

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And you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

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You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener.

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What you do then is you find a patch of concrete. You rub the top of the can for five minutes.

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Then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

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Harambe used to call into our original show, Two Dipches and a cheap Radio Shack candy recorder.

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Harambe stopped calling into our original show, Two Dipches and a cheap Radio Shack candy recorder.

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Why did Harambe stop calling into our original show, Two Dipches and a cheap Radio Shack candy recorder?

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Harambe was senselessly murdered because some idiot could not watch her children properly while looking at her phone.

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Sadly, Harambe does not listen to any show anymore. Sorry, Harambe.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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If a fly was de-winged in a horrible accident, would that make the fly then a walk?

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Hmph. I may never know.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Dishwater has the top ten spots on Billboard Hot 100.

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Hey, look. I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

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Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes.

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What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

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Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Well, like promised, you want to get into some emails here?

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Let's do it. I always love it.

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Well, this is one that's nailing my ass again.

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Okay, Mark, you left out the anal probe on drinks that you would serve to chicks at Buzzer Beach.

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He is exactly right. I forgot about the anal probe. I remembered the Papsmer on the beach. I forgot about the anal probe.

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So, hell, I remember that mixture that you and Mark the bartender came up with. Yes, yes, yes.

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He was something else. I think he's still there, actually.

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It was made of Jaeger Meister, McCormick vodka, Old Crow with a dash of Bloody Mary mix.

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It was horrible, dude.

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Oh, damn.

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Well, what happened is that... That turns my stomach just thinking about it.

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At that particular time, it was like trendy for chicks to come up and go, hey, buy us a drink.

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Okay? So guys would be like, oh, hell, this means I'm getting lucky.

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No, no, not necessarily. It just means you're buying them a drink.

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Usually they get a couple, then they move on to another sucker.

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So we're like, you know what? We'll buy you a drink, but you got to drink what we give you.

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So naturally they go, yes. So that drink was worse than Papsmer on the beach, and it was.

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That was also the drink that the chick hit Mac in the head with, a shot glass, not the Papsmer drink.

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Kenny in Westport. Yes, it was the anal probe, and you're right.

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Papsmer on the beach was a secondary one that we used because we got so much heat about the anal probe.

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The anal probe really, really... I mean, one chick threatened to hit me in the face.

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Like I said, one of them threw the shot glass and hit Mac in the forehead, left a big bump.

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We had people complaining to the bouncers about it and stuff like that.

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They served me something nasty and all that stuff.

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Then it got to where Mark didn't want to do it very much because it probably was interfering with his tips.

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So yeah, it was the anal probe, and yes, I did forget that, and yes, I'm sorry, Kenny, and I know who you are, Kenny, and thank you.

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So, all right. Mark and Rob, you guys are letting us down.

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Us douchebag fans are getting ripped off. You all went from four shows to one a week.

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Come on, do at least one more per week. I'm not into sports or music.

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The douches are the podcast for me, Terry Rollins, Chicago area.

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We're getting in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give us some time. We said that from the start.

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We'll add some more. It's just Rob has some stuff he has to do.

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Man, on Tuesdays, I podcast for like five, six hours, and then I do stuff in between.

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And I mean, you know, it's not that easy, believe it or not.

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I do preparation for this stuff, and I write a lot of this stuff out and come up with some ideas.

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There's a lot of homework involved. There is.

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Yeah, I spend all week getting to this one day to do this.

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And I mean, well, we're doing the we're doing the music creeps Thursday night,

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but it's because Topher had an appointment.

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So we only got to do like three and a half hours and then we're going to do this.

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We're doing this right now. So we're getting there.

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I also got to get to where integrate more other things, too.

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It's kind of hard to explain, but it's going to make it easier on me coming up with stuff and everyone else.

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So anyhow, we're getting there. Is that about what we say? Right.

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Yeah, we are. Yeah, we do.

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My my life's starting to clear out a little bit.

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I got bunched up, life hit me and I had to deal with it, you know.

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And now, yeah, I'm ready to I'm ready to rock and roll.

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All right. So they're here here when the time is right.

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You're going to have one more added.

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So, I mean, you're going to have more shows than ever.

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I mean, if you don't like sports and music, that's fine.

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But Topher and I do a lot of non-sports stuff and we also do a lot of non-music stuff.

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We mix it in there. I mean, you may like it. Just give it a chance.

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Just listen to it. So anyhow.

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So Terry Rollins, thank you. Appreciate you.

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Yeah, I mean, you obviously are a fan. We love you. Thank you.

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Mark, you need more parody bits and segments on both the sports bastards and the music creeps.

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I know this. I cross shows. Yeah.

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Yeah, I cross some of them over, but I'm not going to do that.

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I'm not going to put a majority of like things overheard in hell, strange insults from an alien, post-apocalypse tips.

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I'm not going to put them on these other shows.

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One of them is going to be sports themed stuff and one of them is going to be music themed parody bits.

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It's just I just think it works better like that.

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Do you agree, Rob? Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah, we got our stuff here.

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We're going to have our stuff there. I'm getting there.

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I mean, we just had these two shows not that long ago.

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I mean, we added the sports bastards at the beginning of the season.

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Yeah, I know. But we added the sports, the music creeps.

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We're getting there. I have a few. Yeah, like three or four weeks in.

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Yeah, yeah. So we're getting there. And thank you again.

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I don't take this as people flipping us off and telling us to fuck off.

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I take it as they like what we're doing and they give a shit. So thank you.

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And what was your name? Oh, they didn't leave a name. OK.

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Well, whoever whoever you are, we are also getting to that too.

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All right. Next one. Hey, guys, it's great to hear Topher on the podcast again.

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I love his perspective and his points of view.

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I hope you can do just a regular podcast sometime with him like before.

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Jake and Casey, we do do. You've heard our stuff, right?

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You've heard our music creeps and sports bastards, right?

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Yeah. OK, we get into other stuff, don't we?

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Yeah, you do. Yeah.

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Well, I mean, when the NFL season is over with,

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we're going to be forced to come up with something else.

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You might get a regular podcast then where we do subjects like here.

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So just wait. Everything changes.

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The NFL season will be over here in a couple of months.

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And after we're celebrating another three, Pete, we will go to something else.

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So and it may just be a regular podcast. So, you know,

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just hang out. We'll figure out something.

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So, OK. Next, avocado is a Mexican kale, overrated and pretty much horrible.

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I would rant about that if you get time.

398
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Jen and Montrose. OK. OK.

399
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Jen and Montrose, number one, I don't believe anyone from Montrose anymore.

400
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Jen is from somewhere else. And he who even knows if their name's Jen.

401
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:08,000
OK. Yeah. Avocado is a Mexican kale.

402
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I think so. I don't like it. I think it's tasteless.

403
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000
OK. Once it's made into guacamole, it's all right.

404
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I'm not. So, yeah, it'd be like kale. Yeah.

405
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a bland blah that everyone freaks out on.

406
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000
I agree. You add the other ingredients and it gives it flavor.

407
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Yeah. It's pretty decent. I agree. I agree with Jen. Yeah.

408
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000
All right. Yeah, I do, too. Avocado is a Mexican kale.

409
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,000
So here, let's find a gavel here. OK. I don't have one. Hang on. Hang on.

410
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Let me find something here. Oh, a flashlight. OK. The gavel is OK.

411
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:53,000
There it is. Proclamation. Avocado is a Mexican kale.

412
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Stat. Finish. Done. All right.

413
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
And finally, Mark, haven't heard anything on the Alex Van Halen book yet.

414
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Just mentioning Trevor in South Central Cass County,

415
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rural area W Highway South, the Freeman Division.

416
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Let me say that again.

417
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Trevor in South Central Cass County, rural area W Highway South, the Freeman Division.

418
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What the fuck?

419
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
No, no, I like this guy. I like this guy.

420
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Um, Trevor, I'm getting to I'm writing stuff out about it.

421
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000
It's going to take a minute. OK, it's a book that I'm doing a report on. OK.

422
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I've got all this other stuff. Come on. Believe me, I will do it.

423
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000
And I'm going to do it on this podcast and the music creeps to what?

424
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Is this part of a militia? I think so.

425
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Or is this part of our fan base?

426
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Um, oh, both. I'm saying both.

427
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Damn it, I crumpled up. I crumpled up the paper. I had to say this again.

428
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Damn it. I don't know where I threw it. Fuck. OK.

429
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fine. I would save it and frame it.

430
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000
I'm going to find it in that pile there and I'm going to frame that son of a bitch.

431
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000
It's going to go next to the chief's mind or something. So

432
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Trevor in South Central Cass County, W Highway.

433
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah, fuck it. Anyhow. OK. All right.

434
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That is the end of the email. So, Rob, we turn to you once again.

435
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I love the emails. They are my favorite segment now.

436
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:48,000
People come up with I know we get bastard stuff and all that.

437
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Shit. These people. I love our fans. I love our asshole.

438
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,000
I do, too. The people listen are funnier than us. I swear.

439
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob. OK.

440
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Well, I'm going to bring you one of my stories. It's out there. OK.

441
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Dogs living near the Chernobyl nuclear disaster have reportedly mutated a new superpower

442
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:25,000
in which they have become immune to radiation, heavy metals and pollution, according to the Daily Mail.

443
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:35,000
OK. Scientists took blood samples from one hundred and sixteen stray dogs

444
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:42,000
living near the Chernobyl exclusion zone, which found that two different populations

445
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:48,000
living in the surrounding area were both genetically distinct from others,

446
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:56,000
having adapted to exposure to the toxic environment long term.

447
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Chernobyl, a nuclear power plant located in Ukraine with the site of the worst nuclear disaster in history

448
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:11,000
on April 26th, 1986, and has since been used to contain nuclear waste.

449
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Humans were evacuated from Chernobyl and its surrounding areas to avoid extreme levels of radiation

450
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:31,000
while estimated 900 stray dogs, many of whom were descendants of pets, left behind during the mass evacuation,

451
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000
managed to live in the Chernobyl exclusion zone.

452
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Wow. So these dogs lived in this nuclear disaster. And they mutated.

453
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Yeah. Yeah. Now. Yeah. Now they're immune.

454
00:42:50,000 --> 00:43:01,000
OK. In 2022, International Atomic Energy Agency Director General Rafael Grafi told reporters

455
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:11,000
that former nuclear power station has reached abnormal radiation levels amid Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

456
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:17,000
The radiation level, I would say, is abnormal, Grafi said,

457
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:23,000
and the United Nations commemorated the 36th anniversary of the disaster,

458
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:33,000
which stemmed from a flawed reactor designed, operated by improperly trained personnel via the mirror.

459
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:41,000
There have been some movements when the levels have gone up because of the movement of the heavy equipment

460
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:48,000
that Russian forces were bringing here and when they left.

461
00:43:48,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Huh. So I guess bringing the tanks and all that heavy equipment was shaking the ground and it was raising the reactors.

462
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Wow. Yeah.

463
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:19,000
But these dogs keep going living through it. Yeah. Because they're immune to it. That's weird.

464
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:26,000
That's weird how something can get immune to something like that. It really is.

465
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Wow. Would that be cause for tests for humans?

466
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Could be. Could be. They really don't know what radiation does completely to people, honestly, especially a meltdown like Chernobyl.

467
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,000
You know, Chernobyl, you still have the Geiger counter over there going off the hook.

468
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:56,000
It's a place that radiation is such a weird thing. It's really hard to describe, and I don't know it all either.

469
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I don't think anyone really completely understands it.

470
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:09,000
When you walk into that area, if you do, they have to play music over loudspeakers because there's so much despair there.

471
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Radiation is not just what it does to you physically. It does what it does to you mentally. It is a very crazy thing.

472
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:31,000
So Chernobyl was a meltdown, and you had all this radiation go into the atmosphere. And they don't know what it all does.

473
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000
They know some of it, and they know it can be very bad. But a lot of this stuff, they have no idea.

474
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Future effects, cancer rates are so much higher in an area like that.

475
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:51,000
You know, there's places over in Japan where they had the tsunami, the same thing.

476
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:59,000
You know, birth rates, non-existence, sterilization of people, cancer rates, all this stuff.

477
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,000
So it is undetermined exactly what all radiation does to people, and it's not good, too.

478
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Wow. Thank you for that story, Rob. That was pretty interesting. I can say that.

479
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Yeah. Yeah. So, all right. We'll take our second break, and we're going to come back with different words of the year,

480
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according to different dictionaries. Sound good?

481
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Sounds good.

482
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,000
All right. All right. We'll be right back.

483
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Your mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.

484
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Tomorrow morning, while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

485
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:50,000
It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone.

486
00:46:50,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Jam X. What the hell happened? You were the generation of change.

487
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:07,000
You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet. Spoke for you.

488
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Muck the man. Muck the system. What the hell happened?

489
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:21,000
The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance, is now buying a boat.

490
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

491
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Great job, Exers. Everything's ruined.

492
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

493
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Oh, shit. Look at that drive-thru line. Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

494
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:58,000
This sucks. Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream,

495
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!

496
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Ho ho ho. This is Crotch the Old Saint Prick. I'm the guy that comes in after Christmas and douses all your dreams and hopes.

497
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Ho ho ho. Oh, well lookie here. My first letter is from Little Timmy from Akron, Ohio.

498
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:30,000
It says, Dear Crotch the Old Saint Prick, I would love to have a new bicycle.

499
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Well, Little Timmy, I have a poem for you. It goes,

500
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Roses are red, violets are blue. You're not getting dick, so fuck you. Ho ho ho.

501
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Two douchebags and microphone on the Mark portion.

502
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:23,000
I'm up. Um, real quick. Hi Grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky.

503
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Hi Grandma. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. How many weeks do we have? One or two left?

504
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Next week is it. I hope we hear from them.

505
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:42,000
So, alright, we will or we won't. But, as agreed, we will say hi to Ricky.

506
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yes, yeah, because Ricky did protest. So, Ricky, thank you for listening.

507
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000
We hope Grandma Opal's okay, and we hope Jimmy is okay, and we hope they answer us,

508
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:58,000
because we would still love to say hello to them on every podcast.

509
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:06,000
So, okay, here are some of the words of the years and what dictionary they came from,

510
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
and some of the reasons.

511
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Polarization was the most recognized dictionary, Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year for 2024.

512
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:22,000
And this is because how polarizing our election cycle is.

513
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:28,000
The whole world literally is glued, not just the United States.

514
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Everybody is glued to see what the power of the world is going to do for the next four years.

515
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:44,000
And polarization, you heard Polaroid, right? The word Polaroid was coming from polarization.

516
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:52,000
And what that means is, it's like a focus, like a camp put down,

517
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:59,000
like people cannot stop viewing, looking, thinking about, watching. It's polarizing.

518
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:07,000
And our election cycle and our politicians are polarizing not only to us, but the rest of the world.

519
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Some of it is shock, some of it is what's going to happen now, and some of it is fear.

520
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:21,000
So, yeah, yeah, I get how polarizing Merriam-Webster's dictionary came out with polarization

521
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,000
as the Word of the Year, because I think that they hit it straight on.

522
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000
That is the one that should be the Word of the Year.

523
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
And Merriam-Webster is the most recognized dictionary in the world. So, yes.

524
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:41,000
The next one, Oxford, which is the next step down, but Oxford's dictionary holds a lot of clout, too.

525
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:51,000
So, their one is Brain Rod. Brain Rod I agree with because Brain Rod is all this mindless garbage and drivel

526
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:57,000
that comes from the Internet that just fills your brain full of garbage. Just crap. And it's everywhere.

527
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
You know, you fill this in...

528
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Yeah, like most of the stories I read for this show.

529
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Yeah, and most of the emails and all that. No, I love the emailers.

530
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000
The stuff that I don't share with you guys.

531
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Yeah, it's Brain Rod stuff. It just takes up space and it doesn't mean anything and it will never mean anything.

532
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:23,000
And I get it. Oxford, yeah, I do agree with Brain Rod. It is one of the Words of the Year for 2024

533
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:30,000
because more and more we have our attention span divided by garbage.

534
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:36,000
I mean, whether it's watching dumb videos on TikTok of someone in a mouse costume eating cheese or something,

535
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,000
you know, it's true. People are constantly looking for that entertainment where they're at.

536
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:51,000
It doesn't matter if you're by the side of a creek or if you're in a high-rise or if you're in a swimming pool.

537
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Wherever you're at, you're constantly looking for instant entertainment on the go right then in a car, everything.

538
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:06,000
At work, everything. So Brain Rod, I think, is a very aptly word for 2024

539
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:12,000
because I think we see more Brain Rod material than ever. Do you think so?

540
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,000
If it wasn't for Brain Rod, we wouldn't exist.

541
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Exactly. We're one of your entertainment choices. Yeah.

542
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000
And thank you, KCLive.com, for putting us in your entertainment section. We appreciate that a lot.

543
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Thank you. Thank you.

544
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Oxford's Word of the Year for 2024, they have a couple, is slop.

545
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:47,000
So it is recurring. It is referring to low quality, inauthentic, or inaccurate online content,

546
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:57,000
which is another great one, too. You know, fake news, all the stuff that people know and the catchphrases that go on right now,

547
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:05,000
all leads to slop. Slop is the drivel in garbage that I was referring to that's filling your brain and making it Brain Rod.

548
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Slop is the stuff that consists of what turns into your Brain Rod.

549
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:21,000
And I agree. Slop is everywhere and it's just like it's inaccurate, low quality, inauthentic garbage.

550
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:32,000
All online content. It's like those, oh, what do you call those, those hooks or whatever, click baits.

551
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Yeah, click baits. Yeah. Andy Reid sends clear message to the NFL and it's nothing.

552
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Or Patrick Mahomes warns Travis Kelsey. It's always stuff like that.

553
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:50,000
It's polarizing people that always turn on people's names like Travis Kelsey or whoever, Tom Brady or something.

554
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:58,000
And they take advantage of this and act like they said something really crazy or there's some sort of a feud going on.

555
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Then you click on it and it's nothing. So, yeah, I agree with that.

556
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Cambridge, which is another fairly prestigious dictionary, is manifest.

557
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:19,000
And manifest is pretty much what you know manifest to be.

558
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:27,000
And I think the reason they did was because one thing leads to another anymore and it manifests another thing.

559
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:32,000
So do you see what I mean there on the word manifest? Yeah, yeah, I do.

560
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Yeah. So I get that. I'm not so high and keen on manifest, but I do get it.

561
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I'm not going to waste a lot of time with it. I think people know what manifest means.

562
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:52,000
And yeah, I get it. I don't necessarily agree with it being the word of the year, but I guess they had to come up with one too, right?

563
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Right, right. All right. Dictionary.com's where the year is demure.

564
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Demure. Yeah, I agree with it. Demure is like actions of how you handle something.

565
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Yeah, demure is it's true. They do a lot of TikTok videos and stuff like that on demure.

566
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:21,000
They have someone called like the demure woman or so and she makes fun of people on a plane, how they all get up.

567
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:34,000
And it looks it's it's like all like circus, circus, a lay or something like that. Everyone jumps up at once and starts scrambling and going to the baggage bin and trying to get that extra second in before anyone else.

568
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:42,000
And she's right. And it's demure kind of explaining how you should act, but how people really act.

569
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,000
So and also making fun of everybody. So demure kind of came from there.

570
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:55,000
And I could see how dictionary.com because it is an online only outlet. Yes, demure would probably be it right there.

571
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:03,000
The next one is brat. It's Collins dictionary word of the year. They're not nearly as popular, but I get it.

572
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And brat is because of how people handle stuff.

573
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:18,000
It's how it's this watered down version of parenting that ends in bratty behavior. It means people are doing stupid shit and they're brats.

574
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
And I agree with it. And I think Collins came up with a really good one.

575
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:32,000
So brat is basically what you think it is. A brat. Only they're referring to teenage or young adults being brats.

576
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I agree with it. I think it's true. I think it's accurate. And I think it happens a lot.

577
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:47,000
And finally, future is a 2024 Hawaii word of the year selected by University of Hawaii, Manoa.

578
00:57:47,000 --> 00:58:02,000
So future is because they think that they're from what I understand from what I read, from what I've seen is they have a clear cut plan of Hawaii

579
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:11,000
that they think that they're that they're going to do to improve stuff, to improve tourism, to improve capital, to improve prices.

580
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:20,000
And that's how come Hawaii University of Hawaii's Hawaii's word is future is because they are looking to the future to improve things.

581
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:27,000
So why that was included in on this, I have no idea because it's not a well-known dictionary. It's not even a dictionary.

582
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:35,000
So anyhow, there you go. Words of the year by all the major dictionaries and University of Hawaii for who knows why.

583
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

584
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:53,000
All right. A veteran law enforcement officer from Colorado has resigned after her secret side career in the adult film industry was revealed,

585
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posing a deeply personal story of financial survival and difficult choices.

586
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh, wow. Yeah.

587
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Shannon, 44, a 21 year veteran of the sheriff's office, opened up about the devastating financial pressures that drove her to make an unconventional decision.

588
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:28,000
I was drowning financially, she told CBS News, explaining her brief foray into adult film production.

589
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Her financial nightmare began with a catastrophic hailstorm in June, 2023 that caused five hundred thousand dollars in damage to her home.

590
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Adding to her troubles, her insurance refused to cover the expenses.

591
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:58,000
And skyrocketing interest rates tripled, her adjustable rate mortgage pushing her forward toward foreclosure.

592
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Facing mounting bills, debt collectors and seemingly insurmersible financial challenges, she made a controversial choice.

593
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:25,000
I found a legal, lucrative way to support my family and save our home, she stated, revealing she participated in approximately six adult film scenes to generate income.

594
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:33,000
The county sheriff's office launched an internal investigation after discovering her secondary employment.

595
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:42,000
She acknowledged that she violated department policies by not seeking prior approval for her work in the adult film industry.

596
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:49,000
I knew it was against policy and could be considered leading a double life.

597
01:00:49,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Despite her difficult decision, she emphasized the professional nature of her brief stint in the adult film industry.

598
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:20,000
She had faced no coercion or pressure, she said, noting that her husband supported her choice during the financial crisis.

599
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
I get it.

600
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:29,000
She had to get, you know, I mean, she was going upside down and everything.

601
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:35,000
I don't have, I don't have what I don't get is why didn't the husband step up?

602
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Say, no, babe, I can't let you do that.

603
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:45,000
If anybody's going to do porn, it's going to be me.

604
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000
I will take one for the team.

605
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Damn it.

606
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Well, you know what?

607
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
I agree with that, but there probably wasn't a market.

608
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000
I had to take it.

609
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:59,000
I didn't imagine I didn't think you're going to take it there.

610
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
I think you're going to take it somewhere else.

611
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
But that was great.

612
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Yeah.

613
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
You know what?

614
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Sometimes you got to step up and be a man.

615
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Right.

616
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah.

617
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Yeah.

618
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,000
You got to take care of that.

619
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
I commend that.

620
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:16,000
I commend that gentleman for considering it.

621
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
I can.

622
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
I can.

623
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I can.

624
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Yeah.

625
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Honestly.

626
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Yeah.

627
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,000
I mean, especially being a police officer, knowing they could get her in trouble.

628
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Yes.

629
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I mean, I get it, man.

630
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
You got to live.

631
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
You got to eat.

632
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,000
You got to have a house.

633
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000
It does not bother me in the least.

634
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
People are willing to pay for it.

635
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
I mean, I'm also a guy that says, you know what?

636
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Prostitution needs to be a little bit more legal and a little bit not just...

637
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
There's got to be stipulations like everything.

638
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:57,000
But at least you could monitor it and people may not be getting someone who's just been

639
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
jacking needles.

640
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
You know what I mean?

641
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:04,000
And there won't be hopefully so many drug addicts on the street fucking blowing guys

642
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
for money and stuff like that.

643
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Right?

644
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
If you had a little bit more monitor, maybe you could control some of that and maybe help

645
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
some people.

646
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:17,000
But yeah, I don't have a problem with her doing that because like I said, man, you know

647
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,000
what?

648
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000
It doesn't matter.

649
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,000
You got to live, you got to eat, you got to find a way to do it.

650
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Right?

651
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000
So yeah, there's people like me something to do.

652
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Yes, absolutely.

653
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000
And let's face it.

654
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,000
If most men didn't have...

655
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Yeah, I'm looking at the picture of her.

656
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Okay.

657
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Just say it.

658
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Oh, okay.

659
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000
We'll all have to take a look too.

660
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000
But I got it like this.

661
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Okay.

662
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Most men would have done porn a long time ago if you didn't have to cut your teeth with

663
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
gay porn.

664
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Agreed?

665
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Yes.

666
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
So there you go.

667
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Yeah, it's kind of like paying the pied piper.

668
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
It's like, yeah, yeah, you can do porn.

669
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Well, you got to start out doing this.

670
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000
What?

671
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Yeah, yeah.

672
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
You start out doing this.

673
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
Okay, I'm out.

674
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,000
So all right.

675
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Allegiant Airlines is a smaller airline, right?

676
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Yeah.

677
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
Yeah, they're not nearly...

678
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000
They're not even as big as Spirit, which blows.

679
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000
And I think they're going to bankruptcy.

680
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:19,000
I think they're going to bankruptcy and my dealings with them is I absolutely 100% agree

681
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
that they should go bankrupt.

682
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
They suck, in my opinion.

683
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000
And if that's true, I think it is.

684
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Allegiant is a smaller airline.

685
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,000
And to give you an example, it has big planes, okay?

686
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:37,000
And it has, you know, Boeing's 747 Max's and stuff like that, kind of like Southwest, okay?

687
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,000
But they're much smaller.

688
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,000
They actually operate here in Kansas City out of the old downtown airport, which is

689
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,000
a national airport, not an international.

690
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,000
You remember the old downtown airport right across the river?

691
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

692
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,000
They operate out of there.

693
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
I used to pass it every day.

694
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Oh, yeah, that's right.

695
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000
You told me, yeah, when you worked up north.

696
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Yes, okay.

697
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,000
They're a smaller airline, but they're doing something pretty cool here that I like.

698
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Allegiant will launch 44 new routes in the U.S. between February and June of 2025, the

699
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,000
largest expansion in its history, according to its press release.

700
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:19,000
The major growth includes the addition of three cities to its route network, which will

701
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:28,000
be Gulf Shores, Alabama, Colorado Springs, Colorado, and Columbia, South Carolina.

702
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,000
I really like this because Gulf Shores, it's really hard to get in there.

703
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:37,000
They have a very small airport in the panhandle of Florida.

704
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,000
I think it might be the Destin area.

705
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
They don't have that many flights.

706
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
It's really hard to get in there.

707
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:49,000
If you're going from Kansas City, probably the most efficient way is to drive.

708
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,000
People with back problems like me don't like to drive that far.

709
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:57,000
It would be great to have an option like this to Gulf Shores if you wanted to go to that

710
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000
part of the country, the Emerald Coast.

711
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
So I like that.

712
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:08,000
Gulf Shores International Airport, Colorado Springs Airport, which is a national-like

713
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:14,000
downtown, and Columbia Metropolitan Airport will be the newest airports to join Allegiance

714
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Network in accordance with our database.

715
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:23,000
American Delta United operated at Columbia, like Colorado Springs, adding Southwest as

716
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
well.

717
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,000
White Gulf Shores has no scheduled flights.

718
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Anyhow, but not from Kansas City.

719
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,000
So I think we might get a few from here to those.

720
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:43,000
So anyhow, Allegiance has also added the Boeing 737 MAX 8200 last September 9th, as announced

721
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:51,000
by the October U.S. report, an October 20 flight G42833 from Orlando, Sanford to Greenville,

722
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Spartanburg.

723
01:06:52,000 --> 01:07:00,000
The airline had planned to incorporate 12 Boeing 737 MAX 8200s this year.

724
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:06,000
So they're starting to pick up a little bit of steam, and I wish them luck because we

725
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
do need some other options.

726
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:15,000
As far as Southwest and those other places going to Gulf Shores, they say they do, but

727
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:20,000
I don't count one every six months being an actual route.

728
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:26,000
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

729
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000
All right.

730
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,000
I don't do much traveling, but I'm going to give you some travel tips.

731
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000
How's that?

732
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Sounds good.

733
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,000
And I was speaking about airplane trips, so there we go.

734
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,000
All hand in hand because that's what we do.

735
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
We compliment each other, right?

736
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,000
Yeah, without even thinking about it.

737
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Without even thinking about it, that's what we do.

738
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,000
It's actually kind of scary if you think about it.

739
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,000
Yeah, yeah, but we like scary.

740
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Okay.

741
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:59,000
How do you pack for a vacation?

742
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Like most of us, you pack with what you think you need as well as those must haves.

743
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:13,000
We also pack for dress codes we must contend with, like restaurants requiring a jacket

744
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000
or not allowing bathing suit cover-ups.

745
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Even some tourist locations like churches require covered shoulders.

746
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Research is our friend, especially when it comes to traveling outside of the United States.

747
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000
So here's a tip for you.

748
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:44,000
According to the LifeWell Cruised website, if any of your go-to items or must-have favorites

749
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:50,000
are camouflage or military-style looking in any way,

750
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:58,000
you will most likely receive a stiff fine or worse.

751
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Local law enforcement in these countries has no problem even arresting you if you're donning that,

752
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:11,000
especially if you show disrespect along the way.

753
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:17,000
And here is a list of 15 countries.

754
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Antigua,

755
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Bahamas,

756
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Barbados,

757
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Dominica,

758
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Grenada,

759
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
Jamaica,

760
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000
Nigeria,

761
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Oman,

762
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,000
St. Lucia,

763
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,000
St. Vincent and the Grenadines,

764
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,000
South Africa,

765
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:51,000
Trinidad and Tobago,

766
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Uganda,

767
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
Zambia,

768
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
and Zimbabwe.

769
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:02,000
They missed Honduras, but anyhow, point well taken.

770
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Yeah, do not wear camo or military-looking clothing.

771
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:14,000
The reason I know Honduras is because I was going to go on this cigar trip,

772
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,000
but I had to go out of town for work on that particular time.

773
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000
I had it all paid for and everything.

774
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:24,000
And the lady that sponsored the trip that owned the cigar stores around the area,

775
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:29,000
she said, do not wear camo.

776
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,000
And I was like, wow, okay.

777
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:35,000
So Honduras is the same way too.

778
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Well, actually, if you look into this list, a lot of them are like cruise destinations.

779
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

780
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Antigua, Bahamas, Barbados, Jamaica, St. Lucia.

781
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:57,000
And also, if anyone is curious, it includes camo shorts too.

782
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Anything camo.

783
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Yeah, anything.

784
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
It could be a headband.

785
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,000
You cannot do it. It's illegal.

786
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,000
I don't even think I would have a camo key chain.

787
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:11,000
Well, the lady, she's since got out of the cigar business.

788
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Really nice lady.

789
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,000
I'm not going to mention her name, but anyhow, she said that like in some places in like Honduras

790
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:23,000
where there's a lot of civil unrest, you might get shot at wearing camo.

791
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,000
So yeah.

792
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,000
I believe it.

793
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,000
So that's a whole other realm besides going to jail, possibly.

794
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000
You might get shot.

795
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:37,000
So, OK, I've got one for you here, Rob, and everyone else.

796
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:42,000
They're dead serious about charging mourners money to visit their loved ones.

797
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:48,000
However, cemetery owner Jason Taft hit back telling a local newspaper that he has spent 8,000

798
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:53,000
approximately on security and tech upgrades to keep the cemetery safe.

799
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000
This is a cemetery.

800
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,000
It's not in America, but I'll get to that.

801
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:03,000
The VIP passes are believed to work as key cards that will open gates and provide access to the site.

802
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:09,000
There are 1,000 graves there and we could not we could not send that many keys out.

803
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:16,000
So many people came and get a card if they want one is what Taft, the owner said, or the keeper.

804
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
We're not locking people out.

805
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:23,000
And when we would normally be closed, that's when other people can visit.

806
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:27,000
OK, you see, so they have a regular time that everyone can visit.

807
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:32,000
But if you want a VIP pass, you can go there after hours and there'll be security.

808
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,000
Do you see how this is working? Yeah.

809
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:43,000
OK, owners of a cemetery in the UK have been blasted for offering paid VIP passes to relatives of those buried on the grounds.

810
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:51,000
The Garden of Remembrance, located in the town of Stoke-on-Trent, that is the town's name,

811
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:58,000
says those who don't purchase a pass will only be able to enter the cemetery during office hours.

812
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:03,000
From January 20, 2025, the site will be protected by electronic gates.

813
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:07,000
The gates at the front of the site will open and close automatically at set times.

814
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:18,000
A notice stated outside the cemetery and entrance to the cemetery will be via VIP pass, making the site secure for our staff, families and visitors.

815
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Please ensure that you have your pass and good time for New Year.

816
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:29,000
OK, let me add a little bit to this. OK, I'm going to bring it back to America. OK.

817
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:35,000
OK, cemeteries are unsafe.

818
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:42,000
When you go to New Orleans, we're going to go there to see, you know, they all have tombs above ground because they're below sea level.

819
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,000
OK, they have old, old tombs there.

820
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,000
People go celebrate on the tombs and stuff at night.

821
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:54,000
You know, they burn candles and do all the stuff that they do down there. Right. OK.

822
01:13:54,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Well, we were going to, as me and Val and a couple of friends of ours, we're going to go and go to the cemetery and look around and then call an Uber back.

823
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,000
The taxi said we don't leave you here.

824
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:14,000
We have to stay for safety reasons, because people hide out behind tombs and stuff.

825
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,000
And when they leave you alone, they come by and rob you.

826
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Sometimes hurt you.

827
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:32,000
And it's become so bad to where taxi drivers, I don't know about Uber and Lyft, but taxi drivers are instructed because of liability issues to never leave anybody there by themselves.

828
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000
So they're probably speaking of the same thing.

829
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,000
New Orleans is probably not the only place that has this issue.

830
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,000
There's probably other places that do, too.

831
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:45,000
So this is what the cemetery is talking about.

832
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000
And I agree.

833
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:51,000
You know, there's grieving families that blasted the decision of this cemetery.

834
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,000
And they're saying stuff like now I need to pay a membership to visit my dad's grave.

835
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:59,000
Joe Bourne said, whose father, Mack, born is buried in the grounds.

836
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:03,000
He wrote on Facebook. But that's not necessarily true.

837
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:07,000
He can visit it during office hours for free.

838
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:15,000
This is just simply saying if you want to visit it on your time, we have to make sure that you're not going to be harmed or robbed.

839
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000
So this is how we're going to do it.

840
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,000
I don't think they're making any money off of this from what I read.

841
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,000
I think what it's strictly doing is ensuring people's safety.

842
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,000
That's it.

843
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:32,000
Rob, you have any feelings on this?

844
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000
Not really.

845
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:41,000
I really don't.

846
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000
I think I agree with it after thinking about it first.

847
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,000
I was like, oh, that's bullshit.

848
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,000
Yeah, I mean, it's something I would have to get more thought to.

849
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:56,000
You know, I just can't answer right off the bat.

850
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Well, personally, I think by the outrage that this caused that they're probably not even going to do it.

851
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000
I don't know that for sure.

852
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:07,000
But my gut feeling is they're probably going to go, OK, our office hours are this to this.

853
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,000
Come here. You don't get in.

854
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,000
Right.

855
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,000
But at first I was like, that is cruel.

856
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,000
But then I got to thinking is, wait a minute. No, no, no.

857
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,000
It's just an added service. And if you want it, you can do it.

858
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,000
And if you don't, you don't have to go.

859
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:27,000
And if nobody subscribes that service, it will go away anyhow naturally.

860
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000
Right.

861
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:35,000
So and I have a feeling if not enough people sign up at first, they're not going to do it anyhow.

862
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,000
How could they? They lose money right off the get go.

863
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Right.

864
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:46,000
So I think it's that's why they're waiting until January to do it, middle or late January to do it.

865
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,000
And is to see the interest that it garners.

866
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:55,000
And if it and if it garners enough interest to where enough people are willing to send in money for it, then they probably will.

867
01:16:55,000 --> 01:17:00,000
But my feeling is, is this going to go away naturally anyhow and people are all up in arms over nothing.

868
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:04,000
So anyhow, Rob, you got something?

869
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Yeah, I do.

870
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,000
All right.

871
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,000
This is another deep one.

872
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
OK. Deep one.

873
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,000
Yeah.

874
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,000
Is this six foot?

875
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000
That deep?

876
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,000
Actually, actually, yeah.

877
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:22,000
OK. Go forth.

878
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:30,000
Do do we reincarnate after death and go on to live a whole other life as someone else?

879
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Many people think so.

880
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:47,000
And there have even been cases of very young children who seem to possess inexplicable knowledge about their past selves that has later been independently verified as true.

881
01:17:47,000 --> 01:18:03,000
According to one declassified Pentagon file, even U.S. Army intelligence officials believe at least at one point that reincarnation could actually be a very real phenomenon.

882
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000
OK.

883
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:21,000
Written in 1983, the 29 page report entitled Analysis and Assessment of the Gateway Process was pinned by U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel Wayne M.

884
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:45,000
McDonnell and was commissioned in relation to a highly secretive project known as Gateway, which was described as a training system designed to bring enhanced strength, focus, and coherence to alter consciousness.

885
01:18:45,000 --> 01:19:05,000
This process reportedly involved shifting the consciousness of participants outside the physical sphere so as to ultimately escape even the restrictions of time and space.

886
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:21,000
It turned out that the project may have inadvertently discovered evidence of reincarnation when participants began to remember all the memories accumulated through the experience in reality.

887
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:28,000
In other words, they claim to have been able to recall details of their own past lives.

888
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:46,000
That said, it is important to note that the entire project was highly controversial to say the least, meaning that any reincarnation related discoveries to come out of it were anything but definite.

889
01:19:46,000 --> 01:20:00,000
Even so, the report itself is definitively worth a read for those with an interest in the subject.

890
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,000
OK.

891
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,000
Wow.

892
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,000
Yeah.

893
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,000
Very interesting.

894
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:10,000
So they dabbled in reincarnation.

895
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
Wow.

896
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000
Accidentally.

897
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,000
Yeah.

898
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:21,000
There's so many things I think out there that will blow our mind if we really knew the truth.

899
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,000
You know, so, OK.

900
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,000
Yeah.

901
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,000
Well, I'm going to go into a completely different subject if that's OK with you, Rob.

902
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,000
Yeah, no worries.

903
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,000
OK.

904
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:39,000
You know how there are some words or concepts that just don't sound right together or shouldn't be thought of in the same sentence, like alcohol and driving?

905
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,000
Oh, yeah.

906
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Alcohol, driving, religion and government, you know, stuff like that, right?

907
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:51,000
Well, Japan has launched a new drink and it's called Nomu Mayo.

908
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,000
And you're probably guessed what the main ingredient is.

909
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,000
Yes, mayo.

910
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,000
Yep.

911
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:03,000
It's a drinkable form of mayonnaise, one that has already been branded online as awful.

912
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:20,000
No one no one is here to taste shame and it's not worth noting that mayonnaise is used heavily in Japan, whether in sandwiches, pizzas or even more traditional food like sushi and other products that you know what?

913
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,000
I don't even have to go into it.

914
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:27,000
It names a lot of them and anyhow, some of it is specific to Japan and nobody gives a shit.

915
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:34,000
So, OK, the product launched by Lawson, a well-known Japanese convenience store chain, is a lot to take in, according to Lawson.

916
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,000
It's a chilled drink.

917
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:44,000
Mayo fanatics have long been waiting for priced at one ninety eight yen or blocks, approximately one point twenty five euros.

918
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:49,000
The mayonnaise or about one fifty American.

919
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:58,000
The mayonnaise style drink is a two hundred milliliter cup in a white colored thick style drink.

920
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:07,000
It's a thick beverage that has a label noting ingredients like milk based foods, mayonnaise flavored seasoning and processed whole eggs.

921
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,000
Certainly in a test cell period is what they say.

922
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,000
If you like mayonnaise, you'll like it.

923
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,000
One X user is in a pickle.

924
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:20,000
I can't decide if this is genius or a crime against food or maybe both.

925
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000
I would go crime against food.

926
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,000
What would you say?

927
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,000
Yeah, yeah, that's when it's crime against food.

928
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,000
Another said, I need clarity.

929
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:33,000
My taste buds are confused, but my curiosity is peaked with a Q.

930
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:36,000
I need answers.

931
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:40,000
My curiosity is not peaked.

932
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,000
I think it sounds horrible.

933
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:49,000
And I will stick to that until further notice, but there will be there will not be any more notice.

934
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,000
It's horrible.

935
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:56,000
So one tried calming things down and said, relax.

936
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,000
It's just a savory eggnog.

937
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,000
Don't think so.

938
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,000
Most people hated the idea.

939
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:07,000
And I am for once with most people.

940
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000
You.

941
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,000
Yeah.

942
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,000
I don't think I don't think there's anything much you could eat.

943
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:23,000
I think even spicy vomit might be on the same plane as a mayonnaise flavored drink because it would make me vomit.

944
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,000
So anyhow.

945
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,000
All right, Rob, you got something?

946
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Yeah, I do.

947
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:35,000
You know how I keep mentioning concerts in Ridgedale, Missouri?

948
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,000
Yes.

949
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:45,000
The first one in Springfield, yeah, how it's grown owned by Johnny the Bass Pro guy.

950
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,000
Yeah, that's for guy.

951
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
Yeah.

952
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,000
Well, here's another one.

953
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:51,000
Now.

954
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,000
Oh, yeah.

955
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,000
OK.

956
01:23:54,000 --> 01:24:06,000
Ridgedale, Missouri, Sticks and Kevin Cronin will visit the Ozarks next June on their Brotherhood of Rock Tour. Kevin Cronin is REO Speedwagon's lead singer for many, many years.

957
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,000
He's a famous voice.

958
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,000
Right.

959
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:24,000
The tour will feature Sticks and Kevin Cronin, the former lead singer of REO Speedwagon and support from Don Felder, a former lead guitarist of the Eagles.

960
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:33,000
The tour will be at the Thunder Ridge Nature Arena near Ridgedale on Saturday, June 7th, 2025.

961
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:40,000
Tickets go on sale Friday, December 13th at 10 a.m. Central Time.

962
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:47,000
This tour starts May 28th and runs through August 24th.

963
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:53,000
Sticks and REO Speedwagon first went on tour together in 2000.

964
01:24:53,000 --> 01:25:08,000
In 2001, after the 9-11 attacks, they formed the non-profit Rock of the Rescue, which collects donations on Sticks tours for local charities.

965
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,000
Oh, yeah.

966
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:19,000
Cronin recently announced that REO Speedwagon will stop touring at the end of 2024.

967
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,000
Yep.

968
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,000
And he's doing solo stuff.

969
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:26,000
REO is going to start, stop touring and he's going to go do this.

970
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,000
He might as well.

971
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:28,000
He's cool as hell.

972
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,000
He's still got a great voice.

973
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:35,000
He's still got a great voice and I'm glad he's carrying on.

974
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:38,000
That's very cool.

975
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:46,000
From what I understand, I think the guy, the owner of the Bass Pro is friends with a lot of bands, if I understand correctly.

976
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,000
Yeah.

977
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:59,000
And that's like he doesn't, I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that he doesn't necessarily have to use promoters that they come to him because they know him or know of him.

978
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,000
I don't know if that's true or not.

979
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,000
That's what I've been told.

980
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:05,000
So, however, that works without a promoter.

981
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,000
If that's true, then I guess that's how it does.

982
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:13,000
So, if you remember right, that's how the Rolling Stones ended up there.

983
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,000
Yeah.

984
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,000
Yeah, that's right.

985
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,000
What about that?

986
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:23,000
He took one of them fishing or somebody fishing and they said, hey, you ever need a favor?

987
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,000
Call me.

988
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,000
So he called him.

989
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,000
He got the Rolling Stones last year.

990
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,000
Interesting because, okay, all right.

991
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,000
In Springfield.

992
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,000
Yeah.

993
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:34,000
And also Don Felder is going to be the guitarist.

994
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:41,000
Don Felder is responsible not only for Eagles music, but also one of my favorite songs ever, Heavy Metal.

995
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,000
Take a ride, ride, ride on Heavy Metal.

996
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,000
It's the only way to travel down that road.

997
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:49,000
That one, not the Sammy Hagar bullshit version.

998
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,000
Right.

999
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,000
So, cool.

1000
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,000
Very cool.

1001
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,000
So maybe that's true about him being friends with all of them.

1002
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,000
I don't know.

1003
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:10,000
Well, I actually, I've seen Foreigner and Sticks here.

1004
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,000
Okay.

1005
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:20,000
I think he was with them, but I think he was with Foreigner.

1006
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:24,000
Don Felder has been a musician for hire for quite a while now.

1007
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,000
He's been in multiple bands.

1008
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000
He was with them.

1009
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,000
I can't remember which band he was with.

1010
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:34,000
He hasn't done a solo gig in a long, long time.

1011
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:39,000
And I think he's pretty much a really good guitarist for hire, that type of thing.

1012
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,000
He doesn't really have a home band.

1013
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,000
This was back a few years ago.

1014
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:48,000
He's not going back to the Eagles.

1015
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:52,000
You know, so he's, you know, I think pretty much bands call him up and go,

1016
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,000
hey, Don, you want to come play for us on this tour?

1017
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,000
And I think that's the way that works.

1018
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,000
But I mean, he's still very good from what I've heard.

1019
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,000
So, God bless him.

1020
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:03,000
Yeah, he's always been a hell of a musician.

1021
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:04,000
Yeah.

1022
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:08,000
And like I said, I liked a lot of his solo stuff, most notably his song on Heavy Metal.

1023
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:11,000
But he did have some other music that I liked too.

1024
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:18,000
And I mean, I don't know if his solo career, he just didn't decide to do it

1025
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,000
or if it just the rest of it didn't do that well.

1026
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:22,000
I'm not really that well versed in all of his music.

1027
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:26,000
I just know some of it and the stuff with the Eagles, of course.

1028
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:32,000
I mean, you know, Joe Walsh is kind of the same too.

1029
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:40,000
Joe Walsh did a little bit more solo stuff than Don Felder did, as far as I know.

1030
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,000
But they both did well.

1031
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:45,000
And Joe Walsh also plays in other bands too, from my understanding.

1032
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000
So, yeah, there you go.

1033
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:50,000
Life after the Eagles.

1034
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,000
So there you go.

1035
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,000
All right.

1036
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:57,000
You want to keep going or you want to call this bitch a day?

1037
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,000
Yeah.

1038
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:02,000
Tomorrow's an early day for me.

1039
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,000
All right.

1040
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,000
Yeah, we got to go in a little early.

1041
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,000
Oh, OK.

1042
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,000
All right.

1043
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,000
Well, let's go ahead and tell all the assholes out there we love them.

1044
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:15,000
Thank you for listening.

1045
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,000
Good night, assholes.

1046
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,000
Good night, assholes.

1047
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000
Oh, no.

1048
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1049
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:27,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1050
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,000
Fear not, assholes.

1051
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.