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These sports bastards, I have a deaf neighbor and he told me he hates this show and he can't even hear it. That'll tell you how good this show is. A deaf person fucking hates it.

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Remember to bleach your bluetooth after every show.

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Hey Topher, what we got on there? Week 14 predictions now?

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Yes we do.

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Alright, we are the sports bastards, here we are again.

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Yes, welcome back everybody and thank you for making fun of us because we deserve it.

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Yes, yeah, yep, yep. I'm sure by now you have little voodoo dolls and your children cry when you put us on, we know this. Your neighbors complain when it's too loud.

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Pretty much if it's on it's too loud.

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Yes, yeah. It's free and it's still not worth it.

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We still charge too much and it's free.

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It's a good thing nobody has to pay tax on this either.

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Oh yeah, yeah, they wouldn't do it then. I gotta pay five cents. No, no.

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Imagine if we showed up on people's credit card bills, nobody would ever.

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Douchebags.

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Who's this two douchebags in a microphone?

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What if it just showed up as douchebags?

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You spent how much on douchebags?

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You're not very fresh are you? You're not very fresh down there are you?

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Can I give you some hints?

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You don't remind me of a summer's eve at all.

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I think you need to learn to wipe better down there.

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Somehow you're...

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Maybe stop inserting bizarre objects out of that.

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You're getting too much urine on your cooch.

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I knew it.

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Okay, we have some games that we're going to predict.

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We have 13 games.

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Because we have bi-weeks. If I calculated correctly this is it for the bi-weeks.

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Yeah, because we're getting out of the final stretch and they don't want to do that. Yep.

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So the teams with a bi this week.

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New England, Baltimore, Denver, Houston, Indianapolis, and Washington.

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So five out of the six are AFC catching up.

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And Washington was the only one in the NFC that hadn't had a bi-week yet.

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I'll bet you the Ravens are ecstatic they don't have to play this week.

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Oh, I bet.

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They got some resting and figuring to do.

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Yes, they do.

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Alright, start with the game going on right now.

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Thursday night game, Green Bay at Detroit.

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Um.

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Boy, I really want to pick Green Bay.

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I really, really do. I have not looked at the score like you.

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Yep.

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You know what, I mean I don't care if I win this thing or not. I'm going to pick Green Bay.

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Alright.

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24 to 17.

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I'm going to go with Detroit, 23-13. So pretty similar scores.

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Should I look at the score real quick and see who's leading?

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I've got them on record. You can take a look.

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Two-Night I think gives me it.

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If you word it right, it'll take you right to it.

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Oh, yeah, you're going to win.

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They're leading 17 to 7 at a half time.

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No, that's still close enough. We'll see. By 10 points.

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Anything can happen in the second half.

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Yeah, it can. That's right.

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We've seen a lot of second half shutouts this season.

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Jared Goff could become Jared Goff.

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Jared Goff could start acting more like Jared Vogel.

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He's out in the stands giving out lollipops.

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Come here. Come here. Here. Don't you want a lemon lime? These are delicious.

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That pop looks weird.

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All right. We'll just go ahead on that one there and go to the next.

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Next up we have 3-9 Cleveland at 9-3 Pittsburgh.

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Okay. I'm going to pick Pittsburgh because if anyone can make Winston make mistakes, it is Pittsburgh.

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All right. Yeah, I'm going to pick 24 to 13.

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Okay. I'm picking Pittsburgh 34-10.

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Okay. Well, you're probably more right, but I'm picking on the lower because I think that Pittsburgh's going to find a way to slow down Winston.

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He always comes up, Mike Tomlin and his coordinators always come up with a really good game plan.

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And so I'm going to go with that, but we'll see what happens.

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All right. Yeah, I might be a little optimistic thinking Pittsburgh will put up 34 points, but.

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Well, here's an interesting stat that I just saw on the game tonight.

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However, they have 104 running yards in the first half.

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No, total yards. 80 rushing yards, sorry.

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And 4.7 yards per play.

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I'm going to rewind this and look at that and see what the hell happened.

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Yeah, it could be that he just, they didn't have the ball that long and he just didn't have very many attempts. So anyhow.

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He had seven attempts. He completed three.

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Okay. Anyhow. All right. Next one.

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Okay. No, which one were we on? Sorry.

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Well, next one we have is four and eight. New Orleans at two and 10 Giants.

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I'm picking New Orleans as well. I'm thinking 17-10.

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A lower scoring game, but.

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We both have.

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We've got a chance to have a good game here.

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I think we're both on the right track there. We're not talking an overly great game. We're talking very mundane.

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A lot of fun.

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All right. So next game we have three and nine New York Jets at the five and seven Miami Dolphins.

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Dolphins. The Jets have just took a shit on me because I keep thinking they're going to have a little resurgence, a little fight.

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No. 24-10.

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24-10, Miami.

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All right. I'm going with Miami as well. 28-7.

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I'm going with Miami as well. 28-17. So pretty close to your pick.

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Okay. Okay. I bet you we're not too far off on that one because the Jets are lifeless.

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Yeah, they really are. They are not trying anymore.

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No, I don't think I don't even think Aaron Rodgers is. He shut his mouth really quick and he's not saying anything.

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I think he's like so bored with himself that he has nothing to say.

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All right. Next game we have is the two and ten Jacksonville Jaguars without Trevor Lawrence at Tennessee, which is three and nine.

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I don't even know who Jacksonville is going to start.

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I'm starting. I'm going with Tennessee even though they're out their quarterback and I don't know who they're going to start, but I just, I, I see Jacksonville was already falling apart and now that they don't have their leader, I think it's done.

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I'm going to say 17 to 13, they will lose.

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All right. Sounds good. I'm going 27-13 Tennessee.

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Tennessee is, they've got some fight in them.

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And Jacksonville has been, I think, just gut punched. The way they lost Trevor Lawrence to just a flagrant foul.

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They might be just really, really, really angering them.

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They're going to be distracted and they're not going to turn that into a good performance on the field. It's going to turn them into a distracted and penalty ridden team, I think.

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Yes, I think so too. And I think what it did was I think it all, their season was already ruined, but now it's just like beyond.

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It's just like boom.

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I mean, the bottom fell out. That's it.

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And I think some of them are like planning their vacations for January.

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I think right now they're looking on Priceline.

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Going honey, Cancun, or do you want to go to Hawaii?

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That's what's going on in Jacksonville and the players.

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You want to go all inclusive or do you just want to like drive around and find different bars? That's what's going on there.

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All right. Anyhow, next one.

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Next up we have six and six Atlanta at ten and two Minnesota.

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Minnesota will win this even though they have Sam Darnold because Atlanta has Kirk Cousins.

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21 to 14 Minnesota.

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Well, I'm going to go the other way. I think Atlanta is going to come in and show some signs of life.

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I'm going to pick Atlanta 24 21.

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You know, and you may be right because they're up against the wall on the playoff picture playoffs.

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Yeah, they're playoffs.

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Yeah, you're probably right.

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We shall see. I mean, thank God we don't have to take the point spread.

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Oh, no. Like I said, I think it's an email or maybe I haven't even answered it on a show yet.

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But if I was in Vegas betting on this, I would not be so bold with my picks.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, I would not be throwing out these just now. Let's see if it works.

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Steel, you know, the ones that I'm picking, they have all the glory or all the luck, you know, if you hit it right, you're a genius.

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If you don't, you're like, yeah, I took a shot.

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Anyhow, any guy like me who is just kind of, you know, flying by luck, I'll lose more often than I'll win.

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And, you know, I just lose money.

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So that's one of the reasons I don't gamble.

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Me too. Me too.

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Because I'll hit that one miracle one and miss all the easy's. All the give me's I will get wrong.

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But I'll hit that one weird one. I'm just not a good gambler.

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What was the score you picked? Was it 24-17?

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21-17.

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21-17. All right.

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OK, I got so excited I forgot to write it down.

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Oh, that's OK. I think that's what I picked. I think. I don't know. Anyhow, it's good enough. 21-17.

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I know you picked Minnesota and that's the important part.

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All right. Three and nine Carolina at ten and two Philadelphia.

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Philadelphia was going to be closer than people think. It's going to be 20-28-24.

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Philly.

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28-24. That's closer than I picked. I picked 30-13 Philly.

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You might very well be much closer.

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Philadelphia really isn't a high scoring team, but that just kind of seemed right.

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Yeah. I mean, Carolina's been showing signs of life.

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And what's his name, Young? I forgot it. Bryce Young has been throwing pretty well.

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But I still don't think it's enough to beat Philly.

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I think to me, I think the score will be closer than we think because of that. But that's it.

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All right. Looks good.

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Next game, two and ten Las Vegas at the six and six Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

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Tampa Bay.

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Mm-hmm.

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42-12.

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Tampa is, they're going to stop a mud hole in Vegas' ass.

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I'm going to surprise you, and I'm going to pick the Raiders this week.

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Wow. Okay.

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Yeah. Because I watched them handle the Chiefs really well last Sunday.

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That's a good point.

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I'm thinking about how the Chiefs were really lucky to get out of there with a win.

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So I'm hoping that will embolden the Raiders and make them feel a lot better about themselves.

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And then they'll go into Tampa Bay and remember the Super Bowl they lost to them and say, all right, revenge time.

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You know what? You're right.

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Vegas 21-13.

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That's as good a reason as anything I've heard.

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Isn't it?

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Any coach worth paycheck will figure out something like that to tell the team.

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Yeah. I mean, they come up with something of how they've been wronged or revenge.

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Yep.

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All right. It's good that we're picking some different.

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It is. It is.

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All right. Next game, 7-5 Seattle at 6-6 Arizona.

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Nice divisional matchup late in the season.

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Yeah. I'm going to go with Arizona, even though Seattle's playing really well.

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I think Arizona's going to have a little kick in them.

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And I'm going to go to 23-21 Arizona.

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I could see that.

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I could too.

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I can also see it the other way.

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Yeah. I can see it going Seattle easily too.

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So yeah, I'm going to pick Seattle 23-17.

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I can't even come up with a good reason why I'm just going to pick it.

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That's fine.

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I mean, that's the beauty of these things.

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You don't really have to have a reason.

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I just feel it.

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My elbow itches.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Yeah. Last time I pissed it stank.

241
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So yeah.

242
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There we go.

243
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Okay. 4-8 Chicago at the 5-7 San Francisco 49ers.

244
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Wow.

245
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The 49ers are going to have an interim coach.

246
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They're at the 49ers and they got interim coach.

247
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So, man, this one's tough.

248
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The 49ers are missing people and they're playing like shit,

249
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but I think they're going to have enough in them to barely beat Chicago.

250
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And I'm going to go 17-10.

251
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That's a nice old school score.

252
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Yep.

253
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All right.

254
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Well, I'm going to figure on the interim coach boost factor.

255
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That does happen a lot.

256
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And the San Francisco giving up factor.

257
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And I'm going to pick the Bears to have a rebound win 23-10.

258
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I like that.

259
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And you're probably right.

260
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But I appreciate your confidence.

261
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Yeah.

262
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I mean, we have to pick some of these different.

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And this is one that if I hit on them, it would look pretty good.

264
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So I'll do it.

265
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Yeah.

266
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All right.

267
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Next game is Buffalo with 10-2 at the Rams, 6-6.

268
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They're at the Rams, which makes some difference,

269
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but I'm going to go Buffalo and I'm going to go probably 37-20.

270
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Wow.

271
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We're real close.

272
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I'm picking the Buffalo 30-14.

273
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So just one touchdown less for each team.

274
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And that's what I pick.

275
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Okay.

276
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Okay.

277
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So yeah, we're both thinking the same way on that.

278
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Yeah, which kind of scares me.

279
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All right.

280
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Well, we were different enough on the Chicago San Francisco,

281
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so that balances out.

282
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Yeah.

283
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Well, actually, you know what?

284
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I mean, we could both be wrong on that and I'd be fine.

285
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Yeah, true.

286
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True.

287
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Yeah.

288
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And Cindy asked, you know, who was I rooting for,

289
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Buffalo or the 49ers?

290
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And I said, well, it's better for the Chiefs if Buffalo loses,

291
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but on the other hand, I want the Chiefs to earn it.

292
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I don't want them to get in because the better teams lost.

293
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No, that's what I thought.

294
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I want to see Buffalo do really well,

295
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and then I want to see Kansas City face them in the playoffs,

296
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see what happens.

297
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Playoffs, yes.

298
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Playoffs.

299
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That's the way I feel.

300
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I don't want any give-me's.

301
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Yeah, you know, bring on your best.

302
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I don't want your second string.

303
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I don't want your injured limping team.

304
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Give me your best.

305
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Kansas City has made a living lately doing that.

306
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Yeah.

307
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You know, no matter how bad they looked when it was on the line

308
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and it was the best team out there, they came out victorious.

309
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Yeah.

310
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I mean, they lost to Oakland, or not Oakland.

311
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They lost to Vegas.

312
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Horribly Christmas Day.

313
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And I, like everyone else, called them dead.

314
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Yeah. Yeah.

315
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I really had doubts at that point.

316
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I think everybody did, but man, you know what?

317
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I mean, they won it all.

318
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In enemy territory, they only have one,

319
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they only have one playoff game at home.

320
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Then they had to go into Buffalo and into Baltimore and win them both.

321
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And I mean, but they looked worse last year than they did this year.

322
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But the competition is stronger this year too.

323
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Yeah.

324
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So, you know, I mean, it has a xin and yang, that's for sure.

325
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Yeah.

326
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All right.

327
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Next game, eight and four Chargers at the 11 and one Chiefs.

328
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You know, the Chargers are eventually going to get by us, but not this year.

329
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Yeah.

330
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I'm going to say the Chiefs actually score a few points this time.

331
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I'm going to say they're going to score probably 28 points.

332
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Even though they have a solid defense,

333
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I think that Worthy is going to come up with a big one.

334
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I think that Gray and maybe Kelsey has a big game.

335
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And I think you're going to see.

336
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Pacheco, Doc.

337
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Yep.

338
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Pacheco is going to be running hard.

339
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Hunt's going to be running hard.

340
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And I think that Hopkins is going to have an exceptional game.

341
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I'm going to 28, 28, what did I say?

342
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28 to 17, was it?

343
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You didn't say yet.

344
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Okay.

345
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28 to 20.

346
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Well, that's exactly what I think.

347
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Oh, cool.

348
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I wrote my down while you were picking a different one.

349
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And I picked 28, 20 exactly.

350
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Cool.

351
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That's scary, but cool.

352
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It is scary, but I mean, it's cool thinking we're thinking the same way on it.

353
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Yeah.

354
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We'll see if we were right or wrong.

355
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So.

356
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Yeah.

357
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All right.

358
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Next game, four and eight Cincinnati at the five and seven Dallas Cowboys.

359
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Oh.

360
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Yeah.

361
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What a stinking game for Monday night too.

362
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Looked good on paper, didn't it?

363
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Yeah, I would think they'd try to find a way to flex out of that, but it's probably too late.

364
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I would bet it is.

365
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Monday nights are not easy to flex out of.

366
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Sunday nights not that bad.

367
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000
But Monday nights you're talking about changing a lot of things.

368
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Well, that's true.

369
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
That's true.

370
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You got to do it well in advance.

371
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I would put it like this.

372
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If this was the last, the last week of football and there was like something riding on this, you would see, you know what I mean?

373
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Like there's a game.

374
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Well, there will be games riding on the last game somewhere.

375
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You would see that game in there and you see this game thrown in midday Sunday.

376
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Yeah.

377
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But I don't think that there is really that much of a marquee game because the Los Angeles Kansas City game was a Sunday night game.

378
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So they couldn't flex out of that.

379
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And other than that, there's not that great of a matchup.

380
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So I think you're like, you know what?

381
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People just watch it just because it's like the shit bowl, you know, two teams underperforming.

382
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And they just want to see who really goes to hell.

383
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Who is really falling apart and who's kind of holding it together a little bit better.

384
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:11,000
So I'm going to pick Cincinnati just because the Cowboys are the Cowboys.

385
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:18,000
And Cincinnati's been scoring a lot of points and I don't think I don't think the Cowboys are capable of that right now.

386
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Yeah, probably not.

387
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I'm going to say 34 to probably it's going to be a blowout.

388
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:31,000
So I'm going to go 34 to 10 Cincinnati.

389
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Well, I'm again going to go the other way.

390
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Awesome.

391
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I love this.

392
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I think Dallas is going to win it home again and they're going to drive the final nail in the coffin of the Cincinnati Bengals season.

393
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I would not mind that.

394
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I wouldn't mind that either.

395
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So I'm picking Dallas 34-27.

396
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
I love that pick, by the way.

397
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I love that.

398
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
I mean, that is a great pick.

399
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
That really is.

400
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Because you're saying that Natty is just going to fucking implode.

401
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
That's fine with me.

402
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
That does not hurt my feelings.

403
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
I hope you are correct.

404
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Yeah, I'm OK with Cincinnati coming back in about five, six years and being a contender.

405
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,000
But this current version of the of the Bengals, they're just obnoxious.

406
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
They're trash.

407
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Yeah.

408
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
All right.

409
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Well, should we go on to bullet points?

410
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Now for the bullet points.

411
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Topher, are you ready?

412
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I am ready.

413
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OK.

414
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I'm always ready for the bullet points.

415
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Those are those are fun.

416
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:45,000
These that I swear this is as good as any any other segment in podcasts or sports radio anywhere.

417
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
This it is.

418
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,000
I listen back to it and it is solid.

419
00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:01,000
So, OK, as long as Mahomes is starting all season with the Chiefs, will they ever miss the playoffs?

420
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Playoffs?

421
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Playoffs?

422
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I agree.

423
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I don't think they will.

424
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:11,000
No, his passion and drive will make it happen.

425
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Yeah.

426
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Yeah.

427
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:23,000
And I can see Mahomes being the kind of guy that when he knows he can't perform at the level that he's expect of himself, he'll retire.

428
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Yes, because by that time, well, even now, but by that time, he definitely won't have anything to prove.

429
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
He'll have enough money and he'll be like, you know what?

430
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000
I'm not going to I'm not going to be in this league without winning.

431
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000
And he'll just go.

432
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
He's already guaranteed Hall of Fame.

433
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Yeah.

434
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Yeah.

435
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
So, I mean, that's not going to be for a long time.

436
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I'm pretty sure.

437
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:53,000
So but when he does, I agree if he drops off that bad, you won't see him scratching for traction like Aaron Rodgers or something.

438
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
He'll just be like, all right, league has been fun.

439
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Love you guys.

440
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Someone else come up here and take the throne.

441
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
So, yeah.

442
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
All right.

443
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
We agree with that.

444
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Is Matt Nagy doing a good job?

445
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Oh, you know, I was I'm going to say yes.

446
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:19,000
I think that because the people he's got to work with, I think he's getting about the best he can out of them.

447
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I think the front office is not really doing their job in getting a decent offensive line from end to end.

448
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Yeah. And a lot of that is salary cap.

449
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I understand that we couldn't even keep Legerrius need, let alone get some.

450
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I mean, I think that Brett Veach might have pulled another brilliant move with D.J.

451
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Humphries. If he is if he's close to what he was before and we seal up that one side, that's going to give them a Holmes extra second that he needs.

452
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yeah. And maybe next time pick a different place to economize rather than the offensive line.

453
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Absolutely.

454
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
That's exactly what I was thinking, Topher.

455
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
It's like if we're going to skimp on something, figure something else out.

456
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:11,000
So, yeah, get some mediocre running back, you know, but yeah, something.

457
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Yeah. But you got to protect the man that's going to do it for you.

458
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
And that is my home.

459
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:23,000
I mean, I mean, Kelsey's great and all these other people, but is great.

460
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000
And, you know, we have solid people and really good people all over the board.

461
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Chris Jones. But the fact is, my home's is it.

462
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,000
He's the guy that is a catalyst and the guy that gets it done.

463
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
And if he gets hurt or if he goes down, you're fucked.

464
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
If he goes down, there's no season for us.

465
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
That's it. It's over.

466
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Yeah, that's that's kind of a scary position to be in.

467
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000
But that is really where we are without my home's.

468
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000
We're not making it back to the Super Bowl.

469
00:27:53,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Yes. And well, I mean, we're making the playoffs definitely because we're you know, we are we made it into the playoffs with our record.

470
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
So, yeah, yeah.

471
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:13,000
So we will be there this year. But, you know, if if something like that did happen, we ain't going anywhere without him.

472
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Yeah. Yeah. All right.

473
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:21,000
What do you think of Jacksonville Jaguars moving just down the road to Orlando?

474
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:28,000
That's a much bigger market and supports an NBA team really well.

475
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000
You know, that's that's an interesting idea.

476
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:42,000
I think so, too. And they could maybe switch to the NFC with another team, switch to the AFC geographically better.

477
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:48,000
They could have a natural rivalry with Tampa, which is an hour and a half away.

478
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Yeah. Yeah, it could be known as I don't know, you know, the Central Florida Bowl or something, you know, every time they play.

479
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
And since they'd be in the same division, they would play twice a year.

480
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000
And you're going to have a lot of Tampa fans over there and a lot of Orlando fans over in Tampa.

481
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000
It would be I think it's a great idea. Yeah.

482
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000
The more you say, the more sense it makes. It really does. Yeah.

483
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I haven't heard anything about that. That was my own creation. And I really think that that would work.

484
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:33,000
It would work well. And Orlando, you pretty much answered all the questions about, well, it's real close to another team, but it's not that big a deal.

485
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
No, no, no, no. They'll support him.

486
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:45,000
And also, I'm sure if you went to Orlando said, hey, do you want this NFL team? They'd build a new stadium for him.

487
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Yeah, they have the capital with Disney and Universal and everything that goes through there.

488
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:58,000
They would have the capital to do it. It wouldn't be a big problem. It could be Disney Stadium. It could be Disney Field.

489
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:07,000
It could be Universal Field. I mean, there's so many things. I mean, there's so many possible sponsors in that area.

490
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:16,000
So, yeah. Yeah. So I, you know, that's I haven't heard that or nothing. That came from me. I would like to clarify that.

491
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:25,000
That's my vision. I never heard that. So I have no no proof or anything like that that it will ever even be brought up.

492
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:39,000
So. All right. Should it be that the NFC for a geographical rivalry with Tampa and move Carolina to the AFC?

493
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
See what I'm saying? What was the first game again?

494
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:51,000
OK. Should it be in the NFC for a geographical? Oh, wait a minute. You know what? I hang on. I screwed this up.

495
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:58,000
OK. All right. Carolina could be moved to a part of this old move here.

496
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:12,000
You know, when you're shuffling them around like like taking the Jaguars going to Orlando and then putting them in the in the NFC while you're doing that.

497
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Take Carolina and put them in the AFC. OK. Yeah. Yeah.

498
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:27,000
You're just trading them out. So Carolina would be our would be the East fourth team.

499
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I screwed that question up and I I didn't proofread it like I normally do because I had to find it right before we started.

500
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I had it buried because I've done a bunch of stuff for the music creeps.

501
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:47,000
And anyhow, I never got a chance to look it over and, you know, and then like make the punctuation and all that correct.

502
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,000
So anyhow, I apologize. But that was all pretty much the same question.

503
00:31:52,000 --> 00:32:02,000
OK. Yeah. And you know, that it seems like every time the NFL has two franchises in the same state, then one day of seeing one's NFC.

504
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Yes. Florida is a little unusual because they have three franchises. Yeah.

505
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000
And I'm not counting in New York because the Jets and the Giants play in New Jersey. So that doesn't count.

506
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I agree. State of Miami has all three. So you're going to have two in one and one in the other.

507
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:27,000
So, yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, I think it will work out well and I think it's a great idea, but I don't make those decisions.

508
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:41,000
So, yeah, yeah, there's always going to be some hesitation to do that because teams tend to build themselves to win their division and then win their conference.

509
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
And suddenly you put them in a different division, different conference, they're going to have to rebuild.

510
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Yes. It takes a lot of coaching to get a team to do that.

511
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Well, when Seattle left the AFC West, look what happened to them. They plummeted for a while.

512
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Yeah, they were they were doing OK as a member of the AFC West. They were kicking the chief's butt.

513
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah, but that wasn't very hard at the time. Little hands, Dave Craig come in there and stomped us a couple of times.

514
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Yeah. Yeah, certainly they're playing the Niners twice a year and the Rams twice a year.

515
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:22,000
They're like, holy crap. They're like, shit, who moved us? We don't know anything about it.

516
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:30,000
This is bullshit. Well, I mean, to be fair, they begin their ass kicked right now by Kansas City, definitely.

517
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,000
And the Chargers and Denver. So I got, you know, anyhow.

518
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:44,000
All right. The next one, I propose that the bottom two teams in each division that showboating should be outlawed.

519
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:53,000
For example, the Raiders showboated extensively, but it had only have only two victories.

520
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Yeah. What there's a certain point where that should come under unsportsmanlike conduct.

521
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Yeah, it's like simmer down, buddy. You only won two games. You do not have a right to celebrate.

522
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,000
You should go back to locker and go, that was good. It's a it's a very small start.

523
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:19,000
And that's it. I think if your team is that bad, you should get fined or flagged for showboating.

524
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah. Yeah. And that should be probably the bottom two teams in each division if they're that bad.

525
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Yeah. But like you like taking somebody's man card, you take away their celebration card.

526
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah. Yes. Yep. It's like you don't you have not earned the right to celebrate.

527
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:50,000
And if you do, you'll be penalized. I like that because I was wondering, you know,

528
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:56,000
it's not just the Raiders that do that, but Carolina and all these other teams that are horrible.

529
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:02,000
They make one good play and they're like, dance it. And then everybody gets together for a group photo.

530
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:09,000
It's like you only won one fucking game. Calm down. Yeah.

531
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000
So I always thought it was just going to celebrate the small victories.

532
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I guess I guess me. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that was cool.

533
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,000
But no, I'm going to go to the locker room and not say a damn word.

534
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Yeah. All right. Why is it so important that the Super Bowl be played in a warm weather or dome stadium?

535
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000
The league championship games are often played in the cold, wet conditions.

536
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:41,000
On that thought, should a Super Bowl team earn the right to play at home?

537
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:47,000
No more warm weather, neutral sites or like that.

538
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,000
You know, there's there's what we would like. And then there's what the NFL will do.

539
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:58,000
They'll never do it. They'll never do it. I know this, but I think it would be great if Kansas City had the best record

540
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:04,000
and they mowed through everybody. And then let's say they're playing Detroit and they have one more loss

541
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:10,000
or, you know, or head to head or whatever, like we lost to them or something like that, you know,

542
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:19,000
and they and they had the edge, whichever one came out on top of that. It goes to their stadium.

543
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Yeah, I would definitely like to see home field advantage for a Super Bowl.

544
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:31,000
I know that the current reason to put the Super Bowl in a weather friendly state

545
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:38,000
is because it's not really for the football fans. Attending the Super Bowl is for celebrities and rich people.

546
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:48,000
And yes, where you go to network and hobnob and all that kind of stuff and book your next flight to Epstein's Island.

547
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,000
It's not really for people like us. That's why they try to price us out.

548
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Oh, they have. They haven't tried. They have priced us out. I mean, yeah, there's no more trying.

549
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:06,000
A nice warm, friendly state where all these rich, expensive, important people won't be afraid to come.

550
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:13,000
So they can come and spend all the money. Yeah. So that is like why not just designate one stadium

551
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:19,000
as the Super Bowl Stadium and it's played there every year, no matter what you see, I would go.

552
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I go for that idea. That'd be great. Yeah. You know, like boxing matches, you want to play at Madison Square Garden, don't you?

553
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, because that is where boxing has traditionally been the most competitive and the best and biggest names.

554
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:47,000
So, you know, oh, go ahead. I was going to say a dedicated Super Bowl Stadium would, of course, at that point,

555
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:53,000
it would be the league's responsibility for the maintenance and upkeep. So that would prevent them from doing it right there.

556
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:59,000
That would. You're right. You see, and also, they want all of us to pay for that. Yes.

557
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I think another thing in play, too, is chiefs would have an obvious advantage right now if they played in the same stadium.

558
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:14,000
The chiefs have been there four out of five years. They would know that field very well. Yeah.

559
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:24,000
So and that would go into a home field advantage per se, you know, not as much as playing at Arrowhead, but yes.

560
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,000
So, all right. OK. Yeah, we both agree with that. It'll never happen, though.

561
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:37,000
The new Hard Knocks started up in midseason. Is that fair to the focus teams, the ones that Hard Knocks focused on?

562
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I mean, I think because one of them are the Bengals, isn't it? How would you like them coming in now?

563
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:50,000
And everything's falling apart and Joe Burrow's mad and people are bitching and yelling in the locker room.

564
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:59,000
And I think that doing it midseason is wrong. Well, yeah, I do, too.

565
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,000
But it really drives the point home that this is not a sports league.

566
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:11,000
This is an entertainment league and entertainment comes before the actual performing the game of football.

567
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:17,000
So in other words, they know it's wrong. They don't give a shit. They're making money off of it. Exactly.

568
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,000
They're trying to grow the brand, grow the desire for football.

569
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,000
And if it screws up the team season, oh, well, there's always another team to take their place.

570
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,000
That's a good point. The entertainment is the important thing.

571
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
The audience and getting the people drawn in.

572
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000
That's, I think, way more important to the NFL than the actual game we're trying to watch.

573
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Yeah. Yeah, there's no doubt about that. You're right. So, yeah.

574
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:50,000
This next one I've been thinking about, but I want you to come up with some stuff.

575
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And I just want to see if you came up with I'm not going to say what it is.

576
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000
I want to see if you come up with the same stuff that I do.

577
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,000
So, okay. Defensive pass interference has been huge and crucial games.

578
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Many times the deciding factor. Would you change anything about how it's called?

579
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Yeah, I think I would no longer do the spot foul because college doesn't do that.

580
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I think you get five yards, ten yards, something like that, maybe 15.

581
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000
But take away the spot foul and take away the automatic first down.

582
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I agree. The spot foul where it happened in the first down.

583
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:39,000
And I also think that there should be looked at about holding before that.

584
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Because a lot of this time there was a little bit of holding before that.

585
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000
But when the person commits defensive pass interference, they forget about that.

586
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Because you'll see a flag come out before they even. I've seen this a few times now.

587
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,000
You'll see a flag come out and then the flag for the defensive pass interference comes out.

588
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah. Sometimes it's covered by rule.

589
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Because I remember hearing them sometimes say we have two fouls on the play.

590
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000
There's this one that is declined by rule. And then here's the other penalty.

591
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
So that might be some of that going on.

592
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
That probably is some of that because I just thought maybe they're like,

593
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:20,000
forget that, this is a real foul. But I bet that is right. I bet that's correct.

594
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
It's by rule. They're like, this is a real foul. That's the kind of foul.

595
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
So we're going to go with this. And also, like you said, it's a spot foul.

596
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000
So that really means a lot. So if it happened on the one yard line,

597
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,000
then you guys are at the one yard line with a first down.

598
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Yeah. So yeah, I agree with you.

599
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I think that's the only one that's a spot foul is defensive pass interference.

600
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Yes. And I also think that defensive pass interference,

601
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
you have to be turned around away from the ball and focused on the guy.

602
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Because I've seen someone turn around, tried to get the ball,

603
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:02,000
because the ball's in play. It's in play for both people, the receiver and the cornerback.

604
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,000
And I think that's a little bit unfair too, because it's like,

605
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
hey, this guy turned around to get an interception.

606
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000
And yeah, he bumped into the guy.

607
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,000
But incidental contact should not count as it, because he's going for the ball too.

608
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
That's the way I kind of saw it.

609
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Yeah. That's another one of those areas where they can leave it kind of vague

610
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000
and they can call it kind of on a discretionary basis.

611
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000
So that's the way they can influence the game if something's getting out of hand

612
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
and it's turning into look like it might be a blowout.

613
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
It's like, okay, well, let's let the other team back in.

614
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,000
So they can make that kind of discretionary call and you can't really say out and out with a lie.

615
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
And also, that's one of the best make-up calls.

616
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I mean, if they shit on someone and screw them really bad,

617
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
you can almost bet there's going to be defensive pass interference in the red zone

618
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000
sometime in that game that's questionable towards the team

619
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,000
favoring the team that got screwed earlier.

620
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Did you see last week the game that the Eagles played where they were down on like the six inch line

621
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,000
and they did the old push, push, yeah, rub hump or whatever they call it.

622
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Rub hump, yeah.

623
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,000
I've seen the replay from the side over and over

624
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,000
and something nobody ever mentions is that entire offensive line moves

625
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
before the ball ever comes off the ground.

626
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:36,000
It's all started by the whole offensive line, but they play it over and over and they just ignore it.

627
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
No one even mentions it.

628
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yes, I agree with that.

629
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,000
And when it's playing today and nobody's mentioning it, it's because they've been told not to.

630
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Well, yeah, it's like the sexy thing now.

631
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah.

632
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Yeah, it's like the sexy thing, the tush push.

633
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
And then they make a big deal out of it.

634
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Oh, boy.

635
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
They're on the six inch line.

636
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Watch out.

637
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Watch out for the tush push.

638
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
We know what's coming.

639
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:11,000
You know, I can hear Colin's worth saying that right now, you know.

640
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
So it's kind of like hype.

641
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000
It's like, oh, boy, can the defense hold the tush push?

642
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
It's fourth and sixth.

643
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
It's everyone's attention.

644
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
If they happen to be drifting and not paying attention to TV, you hear Colin.

645
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Oh, here comes the tush push.

646
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
All of a sudden.

647
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
He's looking at the TV.

648
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:38,000
You know, it's on the goal line and you know, it might be a fourth down or something and could be critical, probably would be critical to the outcome of the game.

649
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000
So, yeah, you could you could damn well bet that it's going to be exploited.

650
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Yeah.

651
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000
All righty.

652
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,000
What is the largest problem the NFL faces?

653
00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I think it's not enough talent to have all 32 teams be good and have enough backups.

654
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,000
I think the talent is pretty thin in some key areas like offensive line.

655
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Yeah.

656
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Yeah.

657
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And it's not just us having offensive line problems.

658
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Everybody is.

659
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Yeah.

660
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:31,000
I think there should be more of like a quarterback Academy to help college quarterbacks make the transition to the pro style game if their college didn't run the pro style.

661
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah.

662
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Because there are a lot of quarterbacks that, you know, could have been really good if they'd had the opportunity to learn the pro style.

663
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Yeah.

664
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,000
And all that's going to limit expansion and expansion is, you know, the big thing on their mind.

665
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
They want to expand overseas.

666
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
They want to expand down south.

667
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
They're probably giving up on Canada because they already have their own football league.

668
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Yeah.

669
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
And they have their rules.

670
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:04,000
A whole lot more players and you're going to be good players because of all the expansion teams suck and suck forever.

671
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Then what's the point?

672
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Yeah, that's true.

673
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:21,000
So, yeah, I think they need more people and they need to figure out a way to get well trained NFL ready players to be draftable.

674
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Yeah.

675
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Yeah.

676
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:30,000
And also another thing is, is the injury bug is so prevalent this year.

677
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
This is just something I'm adding on.

678
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I think it is a direct result of having an extra game and then maybe another extra game coming and maybe these players are just wearing too thin.

679
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Yeah, I think that's a big part of it.

680
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:58,000
It's also that they can maintain the rules in such a way that these violent collisions are allowed instead of actually trying to tackle the person.

681
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Yeah.

682
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,000
And it's not often that someone gets injured when someone's being legitimately tackled.

683
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:08,000
It's when somebody is being demolished or blown up or overrun.

684
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:12,000
You know, that's where people get hurt a lot of the time.

685
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
I would agree.

686
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:19,000
So that's, it changed the rules to get rid of those kind of targeting hits.

687
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000
And I got to add something on that while you're talking about that.

688
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Lawrence has to have surgery now over that vicious assault.

689
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Oh, it was over.

690
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
They already announced that.

691
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Oh, OK.

692
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Yeah, but I got to see what the surgery is for.

693
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Hang on.

694
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Let me see if I can find out.

695
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,000
It was because of the injury of some sort, but it was a concussion.

696
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,000
So he must have hurt something else.

697
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yeah.

698
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I mean, that right there, that guy should be kicked out of the fucking league.

699
00:47:53,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Yeah, there's no way to pretend that he wasn't aiming to hurt the guy.

700
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:11,000
I mean, it was very obvious that his intent was to hit the guy in the head with his forearm and cause him a brain injury.

701
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Yeah.

702
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I think the NFL needs to make a statement which way they want to go.

703
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Let this stuff keep happening because it's exciting to see the big hits or outlaw it because it's also exciting to see really good quarterbacks.

704
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
His shoulder surgery is what he's going to have.

705
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:36,000
So he got a concussion and shoulder surgery, both.

706
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Yeah, that's, that to me is complete bullshit.

707
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:51,000
And I think I wish that he would press assault charges like you wanted.

708
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Anyhow, all right, we can move on from that.

709
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
I mean, everybody probably knows how we feel about that now.

710
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
So anyhow.

711
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Yeah.

712
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Okay.

713
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,000
And finally, do you like the 30-second timeout?

714
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Should every timeout potentially be a 30-second?

715
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:12,000
For example, trying to score with 30 seconds left, all the team is doing is stopping the clock.

716
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Why do they have to wait three minutes?

717
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Yeah, you know, that's a good idea.

718
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000
How about you get three timeouts a half?

719
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Two of them are the full-length timeout and one's a 30-second timeout.

720
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
And you can use whichever one you want whenever you want.

721
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
You see, I like that.

722
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:38,000
And sometimes it warrants that maybe you want to talk about the play a little bit that's going to come up

723
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
and you're stopping the clock and talking about a play you're going to do.

724
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Maybe it's a gadget play or something.

725
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,000
So you could use one of your regular ones, but other times it's just merely to stop the clock and that's it.

726
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Yeah.

727
00:49:51,000 --> 00:50:00,000
So I think right now the league decides on the length of the timeout so they can adjust the TV schedule.

728
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:07,000
If the game's running long or running short or whatever, it helps them get back on schedule with the network, I think.

729
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I think it is too.

730
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:15,000
And it's never going to change, but I would love that idea because it's like, all right, OK, there they are.

731
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
They stopped the clock.

732
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Now they're getting back in the huddle.

733
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000
And then, I mean, why do we have to go somewhere else for a little bit, you know,

734
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:28,000
and they have to do something else for a little bit just to satisfy that time slot?

735
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Yeah. Yeah. And if you've got it playing out that way, then the advertisers know.

736
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,000
And they'll say, hey, put our ad in one of the long timeouts or put our ad in the short timeout.

737
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000
And also, if the game's on the line, that's premium ad spots.

738
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Yeah.

739
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:50,000
They're like, look, this is the end of the game and this is Kansas City Buffalo and it's up in the air.

740
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Everyone's going to be tuned in.

741
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000
And then, oh, hey, Jake from State Farm in there.

742
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000
You know, I mean, someone's going to be paying a premium price more than the other time slots

743
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:06,000
because they know that everybody is tuning in at that particular time to see who does what.

744
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Yeah, those commercials that play during the two minute warning, those are some of the most expensive ones.

745
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Yeah. Yeah. Because they know they have a captive audience.

746
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
So, yep. Yep. All right.

747
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
That's the end of these bullet points.

748
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,000
You had some stuff that you wanted to go into, so you want to go ahead?

749
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Yeah. I was kind of interested in looking into the history of the football helmet itself.

750
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000
And I found out some interesting things I didn't know before.

751
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:49,000
The college football rules in 1888 voted to allow tackling below the waist.

752
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:59,000
So players and coaches started looking for paths and they started trying to invent head protection.

753
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000
And it's kind of unclear who invented it first.

754
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:11,000
There are two people who are kind of cited as inventing the first football helmet, one in 1896 and the other in 1893.

755
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,000
And they were kind of leather things made by harness makers.

756
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Because at the time everyone was using horses to pull everything around.

757
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
So he had a lot of horse harness.

758
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
So he just went to someone who made the harness horses.

759
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Horse harnesses, say that nine times.

760
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
I couldn't say that once.

761
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Yeah. So they started catching on, but they weren't mandatory in college football until 1939.

762
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:50,000
They were still bareheaded college football players out until 1939 and they weren't mandatory in the NFL until 1943.

763
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Wow.

764
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000
You could be out there bareheaded running around on a football field.

765
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Wow. It's hard to believe.

766
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Yeah. But helmet technology got a boost when World War I came around.

767
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,000
And all of the new aviators had to have helmets.

768
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Because air warp started being a big thing.

769
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:21,000
So they kind of adapted those to the college football game.

770
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:25,000
And by extension the NFL.

771
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:35,000
And pretty much since the beginning people have been painting on the football helmets like logos or team markings or something.

772
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:43,000
In 1948 one of the players for the Rams started painting that horn design on all of his teammates' helmets.

773
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:48,000
And it caught on so much it became the team's logo.

774
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Okay. Yeah.

775
00:53:51,000 --> 00:54:04,000
But in 1917 they came up with the kind of cradle suspension like in a hard hat where it holds the helmet above your head.

776
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:12,000
And then they just started cutting ear holes so you could have a flap covering your ear but then you could still hear.

777
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:27,000
And then in about the mid-30s the face mask was invented by a guy named Vern McMillan who made this kind of wire mask and then covered in rubber and then attached it to the football helmet.

778
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Oh wow.

779
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Yeah. Now the first plastic helmet came out in 1940 and was a Rydell helmet.

780
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
It was patented by John Rydell and his son.

781
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,000
I believe they still make helmets don't they?

782
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Yeah they still do.

783
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000
They liked that it was stronger.

784
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
It held up to the rain.

785
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:59,000
The colors could be baked into the plastic so all your paint jobs would be long lasting and would look awesome.

786
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:06,000
The origin for painting the helmets was so the quarterback could recognize his own players down the field.

787
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Oh yeah.

788
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
So that's kind of the origin of that.

789
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Okay I could see that definitely.

790
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:19,000
A way to identify a Meezygo. There's a red, there's a red, there's a you know.

791
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Yeah and let's see 1955 a guy named G.E. Morgan who was a consultant to Rydell invented the radio in the quarterback's helmet.

792
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000
1955 they invented that.

793
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Wow.

794
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Where they could talk to the quarterback but it wasn't legal in the NFL until 1994.

795
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:51,000
They had it since 1955 and they didn't let him use it until 1994.

796
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Yep.

797
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
That's insane.

798
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Isn't that crazy?

799
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Yeah.

800
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:06,000
So let's see then in 71 they started getting the energy absorbing helmets.

801
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:16,000
So you put padding in and inflatable bags and then you put the helmet on and you inflate different parts of with air or water or antifreeze or something.

802
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,000
So it conforms like exactly to your head.

803
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:27,000
And that was pretty popular. I really don't see that really used anymore.

804
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,000
You still see the players run to the sideline to get air put in their helmets.

805
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Yeah.

806
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:37,000
The web suspension is really getting more of the attention.

807
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Because you don't have to just sit you can set it and forget it.

808
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:51,000
In late 1976 the four point chin strap was required in college.

809
00:56:51,000 --> 00:57:03,000
And then in the 80s and 90s they switched from plastic to polycarbonate helmet and final coated steel face masks.

810
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:10,000
2002 they came up with the Revo helmet revolution helmet.

811
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:18,000
And that one was designed to reduce the actual brain injury.

812
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
And they made improvements to it in 2013.

813
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:34,000
And that's kind of where my article runs out is in 2013 that they started claiming that their Rydell helmets were reducing concussions by 31 percent.

814
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:46,000
But that was disputed by another study that said no it really doesn't show anything that's just kind of within the margin of error.

815
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:53,000
So it's still up in the air whether these new helmet designs do anything to prevent concussions.

816
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000
It's probably more the rule changes that they put in place.

817
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
I would think so too. Yeah.

818
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Especially for quarterbacks. And I agree with them. I'm not downed them at all.

819
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:10,000
I think that you know these guys are your bread and butter and you do need to protect them.

820
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Have you ever seen a helmet fracture during a game?

821
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Yes.

822
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Yeah I remember seeing that a few times too. That was pretty wild.

823
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Last year Mahomes'

824
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000
They pretty much have that taken care of.

825
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:30,000
But yeah I remember some pro and college games they'd do a hit and just chunk the helmet would fly.

826
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000
It was crazy.

827
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Mahomes did last year. Remember that?

828
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Oh you're right.

829
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Yeah a big old hole in it.

830
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Yeah.

831
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Yeah that was weird. It's like jeez it just came apart that easily. I mean it wasn't that big of a hit.

832
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:52,000
But it just I guess hit it just right. It took a big old hole in it.

833
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000
And then because it was the communication one, the captain's one right.

834
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:03,000
They had a hell of a time replacing it on the spot. They're all looking around going shit do we have another one?

835
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Yep.

836
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
You remember that? They're like looking all over.

837
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,000
They had to yank out the communications array from the broken helmet and stuff in his backup helmet.

838
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:19,000
I believe that's what they did. They couldn't just go get another helmet and go okay here's another captain's helmet.

839
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:28,000
No it's like it was like take the innards out of there and put it in his backup.

840
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:34,000
You know since a chunk of his helmet flew off it was obviously helmet to helmet contact. Did they throw a flag on that?

841
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
I don't believe they did.

842
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
I don't think so either.

843
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
No.

844
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Obviously he got hit in the helmet with another helmet.

845
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:47,000
So unless it was like one of those accidental things where he was blocked into him or something.

846
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I'm kind of wondering why they didn't jump right on that.

847
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:55,000
You know what you're right. I didn't even give it a second thought on that but it had to have been.

848
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Yeah it didn't just like a chunk didn't fall out of it just because he got you know he got a regular tackle.

849
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,000
That had to have been helmet to helmet. You're right.

850
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah.

851
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
I'll have to look that up.

852
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,000
That's the only thing strong enough to break that helmet is another helmet.

853
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Yeah you're right. Huh that's interesting.

854
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
So yeah it probably happened.

855
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000
We'll look it up on YouTube and watch the video and see what happens.

856
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Yeah but wait a minute I thought the referees were protecting us.

857
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Oh yeah well maybe the check didn't clear that week.

858
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
I guess not. I guess no no.

859
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Now now Detroit's getting the motherfucking.

860
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:39,000
I've seen several things on the internet now where they showed like these egregious fouls last night against Green Bay.

861
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:45,000
And some of them look like it but it's still so I can't really tell.

862
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,000
But they're saying holding it does look like the guy's holding.

863
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,000
They're saying a horse collar and the guy did have him around the neck.

864
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:58,000
But I mean you'd have to see it in real time to decide it right.

865
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Yeah pretty much.

866
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Yeah so it looked like it but it may not have been.

867
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,000
But the whole point is is now they're saying oh Detroit's getting the rub.

868
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Detroit at Detroit's the babies they're the ones.

869
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Wow.

870
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Yeah I mean how quickly they forgot about us.

871
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:22,000
We play a couple of close games and all of a sudden we're not sexy anymore.

872
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Yeah.

873
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
So.

874
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:32,000
I am starting to hear a lot of people on the radio talking about a Chiefs Lions Super Bowl.

875
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Yeah I mean look that's very presumptuous on the Chiefs part because of the way that we're playing.

876
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:49,000
The Lions yes but I will like I always said and like Tom Brady has always said.

877
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
If anyone's going to do that it's going to be the Chiefs.

878
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
If anyone's going to do the three Pete it's the Chiefs.

879
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:58,000
If anyone's going to beat people on the road it's the Chiefs and he's right.

880
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Yeah.

881
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
But I'm still not convinced.

882
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,000
I'm going to have to see how DJ Humphries plays.

883
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000
I'm going to see how Worthy progresses.

884
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:13,000
I'm going to see how they're going to incorporate more of Hopkins.

885
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Pacheco.

886
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Menahew is going to help the defense greatly and how they're going to try to cover the other side which is not.

887
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:30,000
The other side of the secondary which is not really living up to his performance obviously because of injuries you know like Jalen Watson.

888
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:38,000
But I'm waiting for Spagnolo to scheme around this good enough to kind of repair it.

889
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,000
But you also said this I think yesterday and you're right.

890
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
They haven't been given up a whole lot of points.

891
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:50,000
They did the Buffalo 30 points or 31 but other than that there is in Buffalo that happens.

892
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:56,000
I mean they got a great offense but anyhow that game was close the whole time.

893
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:08,000
So we're not exactly like just like like if what's his name the guy before Spagnolo that they got rid of shit defensive coordinator.

894
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
I can't even remember his name.

895
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Yeah. Yeah.

896
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
It's not like defense that bad.

897
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Yeah.

898
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Yeah.

899
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:23,000
But you know it's interesting doesn't the NFL usually unveil its Super Bowl logo at midseason.

900
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
That's what I thought.

901
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
I have not seen one.

902
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Let me see if I can get it.

903
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:35,000
I'm wondering if I did you know what the colors are on the logo to see if the predictive colors they didn't hit it last year.

904
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:46,000
They said is Baltimore.

905
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Yeah it's kind of odd I'd never heard anything about the Super Bowl logo for this this year and that is a half half season thing.

906
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Traditionally trot that out so you can start buying your merchandise.

907
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:11,000
It is suspiciously like last year's only a little bit less bluish.

908
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Now wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.

909
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Hang on.

910
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:20,000
This is Las Vegas.

911
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Okay forget it forget it.

912
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000
That is not it.

913
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,000
It was a click bait.

914
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Yeah.

915
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I don't think they've unveiled it.

916
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
I think you're right.

917
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Interesting.

918
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:39,000
They figured last season it was too early and they got the colors wrong.

919
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
They're going to wait a little later.

920
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Yeah they projected Baltimore to wins or like hey put purple up there.

921
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:58,000
They'll take the colors of the top six or seven teams and then come up with some kind of compromised colors where you can say oh look this color could be that team or that team or that team.

922
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Yeah.

923
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:04,000
So that way they can kind of hedge their bets and whatever happens they'll they'll look like they predicted it.

924
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Well I mean two of two of the Super Bowls were by red and gold teams in the last five years.

925
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
I mean they faced off against each other.

926
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
So I mean yeah.

927
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Yeah.

928
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Yeah.

929
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Yeah.

930
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,000
So anyhow like the red on last year's logo.

931
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Everyone said San Francisco.

932
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
How they know they didn't mean the Chiefs.

933
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Yeah.

934
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Or Washington or Atlanta.

935
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Yeah.

936
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,000
Yeah that's true.

937
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,000
So anyhow.

938
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:42,000
You know this is why the NFL is so successful because people bother to come up with conspiracy theories.

939
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:49,000
You don't hear that about baseball you don't hear that about soccer you don't hear that about anybody except the NFL.

940
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:56,000
I'm sure there's a number of people employed by the NFL whose job it is to start conspiracy theories about the NFL.

941
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Yeah I'm sure there is too.

942
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I mean it's just like the good old now McDonald's is bringing back the chicken snack wrap.

943
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Right.

944
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Yeah they said is because of an online overwhelming online.

945
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,000
What would you call it petition.

946
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:25,000
And they showed it they showed it all the names or you know not all the names but the number of people like it's like it well up in the hundred thousands.

947
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:31,000
And they said well because they you know we got all this interest in it and everything.

948
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:36,000
And I'm thinking bullshit you guys started it.

949
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Yeah.

950
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Just because they said they had all that interest doesn't mean it's true because who checks up on them.

951
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:56,000
Yeah yeah I know I mean that's what I was thinking is like and then the baby the baby bird into the American public began they had their mouth open and they're going to spit it in their mouth and they're chewing it up and eating it up.

952
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:02,000
So the important thing is to remember you know am I just taking their word for it.

953
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Did anyone check on this.

954
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:08,000
And number two if they're lying to me is there really any consequence.

955
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
And in this case no no.

956
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,000
And also it's no harm for lying.

957
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000
So why not lie.

958
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000
What.

959
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:23,000
What is the advantage for them doing that.

960
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,000
And number three publicity.

961
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Yeah.

962
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
You got to remember these people don't like us.

963
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000
They're trying to get our money.

964
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Yeah yeah yep that's right.

965
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
They're not our buddies.

966
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:45,000
They're not our buddies if they were our buddies they'd be like and I don't know if McDonald's does this or not and all this is is allegedly of course but nitrates in the food.

967
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:50,000
They'd be like no no we like these guys don't do that.

968
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,000
I'm not just talking about any I'm talking about all industry.

969
01:07:53,000 --> 01:08:00,000
I mean if they gave a shit about us they'd be like oh doesn't that FTC red cause cancer.

970
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
You know or we think it does.

971
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:08,000
It's a carcinogen of some sort and they'd be like what what what are you doing trying to put that in there.

972
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000
You know we like these people.

973
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,000
You know I'm pretty sure you never hear that.

974
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Yeah.

975
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:22,000
You get the good old well how much will we make this much how much legal fees this much how much payout this much.

976
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000
OK let's do it.

977
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000
Yeah.

978
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Pretty much it right there.

979
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
So.

980
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Allegedly McDonald's is so successful and so great.

981
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:37,000
How come that one down the road from us shut down.

982
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000
That one that's halfway between your house and my house.

983
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Yes it's shut down.

984
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
I know.

985
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:47,000
I drove by it today and the parking lot got a chain across it so you can't pull in.

986
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Yeah that's because there's people sitting out there.

987
01:08:51,000 --> 01:09:00,000
When I came home just people out there like I don't know six or seven people with all their lights off just sitting there gathered around talking or something.

988
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,000
And I was like the employees that didn't know that it was shutting down.

989
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Oh that could have been.

990
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
That could have been.

991
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:13,000
And the thing is is they seem to have plenty of business it might have been inside theft and out and outside that there's something like that.

992
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,000
I don't know.

993
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000
But yeah that McDonald's is gone.

994
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,000
They bailed.

995
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,000
It's going to be interesting to see what goes in there.

996
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:28,000
I'm going to guess that they were so far out of health and safety inspection.

997
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,000
It would have cost them too much to fix everything.

998
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
So they just shut down.

999
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000
That could be.

1000
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Well I told this story to Rob on the other one.

1001
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000
But you know the McRib.

1002
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,000
They brought it back.

1003
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,000
They said they wasn't going to the RIP McRib.

1004
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
No no no better go get it now.

1005
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Never going to see it again.

1006
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,000
And then of course everybody wants it.

1007
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,000
So we bring it back.

1008
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Well their new gimmick was they're selling half gallon jugs of the sauce right.

1009
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:07,000
So I go by there and I find out that it wasn't on sale till November 20th.

1010
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,000
And there is a special website.

1011
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,000
Excuse me.

1012
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:17,000
There is a special website just for the McRib sauce to buy it.

1013
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,000
So I got on there really quick when it started up.

1014
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
It was sold out.

1015
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:27,000
So there could not have been too many.

1016
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,000
So they said it was available.

1017
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,000
And all the proceeds went to the Ronald McDonald House.

1018
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000
Is what they said.

1019
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
So I'd like to know how.

1020
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Heaven forbid they pay more than 20% to the charity that their name all over.

1021
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000
We have to pay the other 80%.

1022
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,000
I know.

1023
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Allegedly or whatever.

1024
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Anyhow let's see what was I going to say now.

1025
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,000
So do you think they really had any.

1026
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Have you seen anybody that actually got a jug.

1027
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000
No that's what Rob said.

1028
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Did it really happen.

1029
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,000
That's interesting.

1030
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000
That's what Rob said too.

1031
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000
He goes are you sure they had any.

1032
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000
I'm like well I don't know.

1033
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000
I said there's no some.

1034
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Nobody coming by and going hey where's the McRib sauce at.

1035
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000
Oh it's all over there.

1036
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000
OK good good.

1037
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,000
And then walking off.

1038
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,000
You know I mean you're right.

1039
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000
We're taking their word for it.

1040
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
And no I do not know.

1041
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:30,000
In a marketing meeting at McDonald's somebody says hey maybe we can sell jugs of McRib sauce and people will buy it.

1042
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:33,000
And then someone says hey I've got a great idea how we can test it.

1043
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:37,000
Let's pretend that we're selling some and see how many people try to buy it.

1044
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:42,000
And if it's enough people trying to buy it then we'll start making actually sell it to them.

1045
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
That could be.

1046
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,000
That could be.

1047
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:50,000
It's a way to make it make sure it's a sure thing before they even make one drop of the sauce.

1048
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,000
That's a good point.

1049
01:11:53,000 --> 01:12:01,000
I am seeing in the 70s and 80s when the radio would play a song and they would purposely not tell you who did the song.

1050
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
So you would call in to try to find out.

1051
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Yeah.

1052
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,000
Because they are trying to generate lots of call in traffic to make their numbers look better.

1053
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
It's a thing.

1054
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:15,000
You know they're just using us to have a test market to see what they want to do.

1055
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Yeah.

1056
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Yep.

1057
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Yeah that's true.

1058
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,000
And yeah there's so many other things along those lines that happen all the time.

1059
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Something like that could have happened very easily.

1060
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Or I mean I guess legally maybe they could have one jug.

1061
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Yeah.

1062
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000
Yeah.

1063
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000
Or 50 or something.

1064
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:42,000
And they're like well you know we got this much hits and if it wasn't that well received then you're right.

1065
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000
OK we're not going to do it.

1066
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:49,000
But it was pretty disappointing because I had a plan for that.

1067
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,000
I like the McRib sauce.

1068
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000
I think it's really good.

1069
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,000
I don't like that piece of whatever the fuck it is.

1070
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,000
But the sauce is really good.

1071
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:02,000
I was going to get a bottle of that sauce and use it on things you know meat and stuff.

1072
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:10,000
And then I was going to fill it full of ketchup and then close it back up and put it on my wall in here.

1073
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Oh I was already.

1074
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000
I'm like what a great idea.

1075
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:17,000
I get to use all the sauce and it looks like it's a full jug.

1076
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000
But I couldn't get it.

1077
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,000
That's awesome.

1078
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000
I know.

1079
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,000
You have to make sure you can recreate the seal.

1080
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,000
You know the seal for your protection thing.

1081
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,000
Yeah that's what I was going to do.

1082
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:32,000
You know there's ways you can do that being really careful.

1083
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,000
And I was going to do that but no sauce no sauce.

1084
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:40,000
I mean I jumped on there about when it started.

1085
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,000
And when they started selling it and it was already sold out.

1086
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:49,000
So that tells me something was going on.

1087
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000
Did they ever show a picture of what it was going to look like?

1088
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Yeah they did.

1089
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,000
It's on that website.

1090
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:59,000
The website is like buy McRib sauce something.

1091
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:04,000
You can probably tell me looking at that picture you could dummy up one and show it to everyone.

1092
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,000
Look see I got one.

1093
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,000
Hang on let's see.

1094
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,000
You'll have to edit this part out of the podcast.

1095
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Yeah that's no problem.

1096
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:25,000
Let's see here.

1097
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:30,000
Oh shit I think they might have pulled the website because I can't even find the...

1098
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Oh here it is.

1099
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:35,000
Whole lot of McRibsauce.com.

1100
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Let's see if it's still there.

1101
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Or you can do a Google image search of McRibsauce bottle.

1102
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Yeah.

1103
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,000
Okay here we go.

1104
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000
I found it.

1105
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,000
There it is.

1106
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Yep sold out.

1107
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Yep yep yep yep.

1108
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000
Okay yeah.

1109
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000
Complete bullshit.

1110
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,000
My opinion.

1111
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:10,000
So now they have a different webpage up where instead of saying oh no it looked like you

1112
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:19,000
just missed out it's just like sold out and has a picture of the McRibsauce.

1113
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Yeah I wouldn't think it would be too tough to fake that label.

1114
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000
No I don't think so either.

1115
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:28,000
It's like a regular old plastic white plastic jug with a white cap on it.

1116
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000
It is.

1117
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:33,000
Yeah I think you'd be able to fake up that label and make your own.

1118
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:37,000
You know what you're right and I'll make my own.

1119
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Oh wow now they're selling it on eBay.

1120
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,000
And you know half of those are well 75% of those are counterfeit.

1121
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Oh yeah yeah you know that damn well it is.

1122
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Okay.

1123
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:57,000
You're probably filled with like bloody diarrhea or something.

1124
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,000
Fentanyl.

1125
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,000
Fentanyl.

1126
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Oh yeah yeah.

1127
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,000
And radioactive waste.

1128
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Yeah yeah yeah it was sent from China so it's full of radioactive waste.

1129
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,000
Okay.

1130
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Oh they have a copycat McRib sandwich here.

1131
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
Let's look at that.

1132
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:24,000
I know we're not on sports right now.

1133
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:30,000
Okay oh it tells you how you can make your own McRib that tastes just like one at home.

1134
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,000
Reverse engineer the sauce.

1135
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Yeah it's right here.

1136
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,000
It's Top Secret Recipes is the name of it.

1137
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:42,000
Oh and All Recipes has it too.

1138
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:47,000
This one's called Chef John's Copycat McRib Sandwich Recipe.

1139
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,000
Hmm.

1140
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,000
Alright.

1141
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,000
So I guess.

1142
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:54,000
I heard something interesting about vegetarian hot dogs today.

1143
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Oh yeah.

1144
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:04,000
Two thirds of all vegetarian hot dogs tested contained human DNA.

1145
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Oh.

1146
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Yeah.

1147
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:17,000
Significant enough that they can find it so that means human tissue is in there.

1148
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,000
Oh now what do you think how did that happen.

1149
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,000
What's your opinion.

1150
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000
Medical waste.

1151
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,000
Oh.

1152
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,000
Just sterilize it.

1153
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,000
Stick it in there.

1154
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000
You're right.

1155
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Oh man.

1156
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,000
Isn't that awful.

1157
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,000
Yeah it is.

1158
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:42,000
They said two percent of all hot dogs have human DNA in it.

1159
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:47,000
But 67 percent of vegetarian hot dogs do.

1160
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000
So they're not.

1161
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,000
67 percent.

1162
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,000
They're not vegetarian then.

1163
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000
Yeah.

1164
01:17:54,000 --> 01:18:03,000
And they said apart from the human DNA 10 percent of all vegetarian hot dogs contain meat in measurable quantities.

1165
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Wow.

1166
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:13,000
So you know again you look at the packages and it says all vegetables you're just taking their word for it aren't you.

1167
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Yep.

1168
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:20,000
It turns out we really can't believe most of these companies.

1169
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:34,000
Now I see how they're doing the McRib is you have to smoke the ribs and then you have to cut the meat away from the bone and grind it and put it together in a patty.

1170
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:43,000
It says grinding smoke rib meat together with salted pork shoulder creates patties with smoke flavor built right into them.

1171
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,000
And then if you grill the patties.

1172
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,000
That's like a lot of work I guess.

1173
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,000
I'm not going through all that.

1174
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
I'll just eat some ribs.

1175
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,000
How about that.

1176
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,000
You know.

1177
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:57,000
I've got a sausage grinder and it works pretty well but you got to have some arms cranked.

1178
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Oh one of those.

1179
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Those crank ones.

1180
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,000
Yeah those crank ones.

1181
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000
The ones that clamp to the edge of the table.

1182
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Yeah.

1183
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,000
Yep.

1184
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000
The ones that they used to use on the farm.

1185
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000
Yep.

1186
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,000
Wow.

1187
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,000
I bought it at Cabela's I think.

1188
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,000
That sucker works great.

1189
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,000
Wow.

1190
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Yeah.

1191
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,000
That's cool.

1192
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:26,000
I mean I ought to put one of those in for the post apocalypse survival tips.

1193
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,000
Oh yeah.

1194
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000
Yeah.

1195
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,000
Sausage grinder would come in handy.

1196
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,000
Yeah that would.

1197
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:37,000
The other day I put some beef stew meat through it.

1198
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,000
Yeah.

1199
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,000
To make hamburger patties.

1200
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,000
That worked out pretty good.

1201
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000
Great.

1202
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000
You put it through once on the coarse wheel.

1203
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,000
Then you season it.

1204
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Then you put it through again on the finer wheel.

1205
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:53,000
And it comes out looking just like regular spaghetti.

1206
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,000
I mean not spaghetti.

1207
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Hamburger.

1208
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000
Hamburger.

1209
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Wow.

1210
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Like spaghetti with meat.

1211
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,000
So you can make your own ground sirloin or whatever.

1212
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,000
Yeah.

1213
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,000
That's a good idea.

1214
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,000
I like that.

1215
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,000
You can grind nuts with it.

1216
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,000
I've ground cranberries with it for the cranberry relish.

1217
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
Uh huh.

1218
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000
You can put all sorts of stuff through that thing.

1219
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,000
That's a great idea.

1220
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,000
I mean sausages.

1221
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:20,000
It's got an attachment for putting sausages in the casing.

1222
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,000
It's awesome.

1223
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,000
Wow.

1224
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:27,000
I ought to look into getting a sausage grinder because I've often wanted to mix my own meats

1225
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:33,000
together and make my own hamburger patties because I would like to take certain pork

1226
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:38,000
cuts and certain beef cuts and put them together for better flavor.

1227
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,000
Yeah.

1228
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,000
That's awesome.

1229
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,000
Yeah it is.

1230
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:45,000
And then you know once you've got all the meat ground up you'll have the skin left

1231
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,000
over and you can make a football out of it.

1232
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,000
Yay!

1233
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:56,000
And that's where the name the pig skin came from because that's what it's made of.

1234
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:00,000
Actually it wasn't, it's not really made out of pig skin so much.

1235
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,000
It's cow leather.

1236
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:08,000
But a few of them were made out of pig skin so they just got the name.

1237
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000
Oh so it wasn't all of them.

1238
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,000
And all this is before.

1239
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,000
Now they have other ways of doing it.

1240
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,000
I didn't know that.

1241
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,000
Okay.

1242
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,000
Yeah.

1243
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:23,000
And you know sometimes for the internal bladder that they would inflate with air, sometimes

1244
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:30,000
that was actually taken from a pig like it would be the pig stomach and they would use

1245
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,000
that as the inflatable bladder inside.

1246
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,000
So there was pig parts to it.

1247
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:40,000
Okay and so it just became like pig skin.

1248
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,000
They don't care if it contained 2% or whatever.

1249
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,000
It was still pig skin.

1250
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,000
And it sounds good.

1251
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000
Cow skin doesn't sound good.

1252
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,000
Hey let's bring out the old cow skin.

1253
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:54,000
You mean leather?

1254
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,000
It's a buzzword isn't it?

1255
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,000
It is.

1256
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:02,000
Cow skin's leather so why would you just say bring out the leather.

1257
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,000
No, no, no, pig skin.

1258
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,000
So alright.

1259
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:14,000
There's a guy named Richard Linden who was a shoemaker and he invented these inflatable

1260
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,000
balls.

1261
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:21,000
And they were pretty much like flung shaped which was a lot easier to carry because there

1262
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,000
was no forward passing in football then.

1263
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:28,000
And they would even make white ones for night games.

1264
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:35,000
It wasn't until 34 that they started changing the shape of the football to be tapered at

1265
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,000
the ends and skinnier in the middle.

1266
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:41,000
So it's a lot easier to handle and a lot easier to pass.

1267
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:46,000
And at the same time it made the drop kick pretty unreliable.

1268
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,000
Remember what the drop kick was?

1269
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Yeah, actually you know this, the oddest place, that's my first one I was going to go into.

1270
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,000
Doug Flutie's drop kick.

1271
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:05,000
Yep, I have seen one drop kick in my entire life and that was a long time ago.

1272
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,000
Okay do you want to hear about this drop kick?

1273
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:15,000
These are like the top 10 oddest plays in football ever.

1274
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,000
Okay this one's the drop kick.

1275
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:22,000
In 2005, Patriots backup quarterback Doug Flutie made headlines when he successfully

1276
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:27,000
pulled off a drop kick for the first time since 1941.

1277
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:32,000
The drop kick is successful when the quarterback drops the ball, lets it bounce off the ground,

1278
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,000
kicks it, and then the ball is thrown to the ground.

1279
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:39,000
The ball drops the ball, lets it bounce off the ground, kicks it, and gets it through

1280
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,000
the goal post for an extra point.

1281
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:46,000
It's still in the NFL rule book today but it hasn't been done since Flutie pulled it

1282
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
off against the Miami Dolphins.

1283
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:52,000
The Dolphins won regardless of Flutie's cool move.

1284
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:56,000
They had the going, so yeah.

1285
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:01,000
That was funny you said that because that is the first one of the oddest plays.

1286
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:06,000
For some reason I remember the drop kick being two points.

1287
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:10,000
I think it was one point.

1288
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,000
Hang on, did it say one point?

1289
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:15,000
Yeah it said for the extra point.

1290
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,000
Yeah it did didn't it?

1291
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,000
Okay I thought it was two points too.

1292
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:25,000
Yeah I remember reading about the drop kick that any player at any time could attempt

1293
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:30,000
a drop kick from anywhere on the field and if you made it through goal post it was two

1294
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,000
points.

1295
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,000
That's what I thought too.

1296
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:36,000
So if you're about to get tackled and you weren't going to make the first down, hell

1297
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,000
try a drop kick.

1298
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:47,000
Yeah and Doug Flutie is the last one to do it in 1994 with the Patriots against the Dolphins.

1299
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:51,000
Interesting because I don't remember that one at all.

1300
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:55,000
Let me see here, the two point safety.

1301
01:24:55,000 --> 01:25:07,000
While you're looking that up, from 41 to 69 and then again from 2006 on the official game

1302
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:11,000
ball for the NFL has been stamped with the nickname the Duke.

1303
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,000
Remember those footballs called the Duke?

1304
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:19,000
That was Wellington Marra, long time owner of the New York Giants.

1305
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,000
Oh okay.

1306
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,000
That is his nickname.

1307
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:27,000
So that's why those footballs have the Duke on there, it's for Wellington Marra.

1308
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,000
I'll be damned I didn't know that.

1309
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:34,000
I didn't think it would be John Wayne but one never knew.

1310
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:40,000
Okay here's what it says, in American football a safety is a two point scoring play that

1311
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:46,000
occurs when the defense or special teams cause the offense to commit a foul, fumble or be

1312
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:50,000
tackled in their own end zone.

1313
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,000
It does exist.

1314
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:58,000
I did a report on it and it hasn't been done in modern football.

1315
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:06,000
It hasn't been done AFC, NFC but it was done a long time ago in just the NFC that was football.

1316
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,000
Yeah.

1317
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,000
Or was it the NFC?

1318
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:09,000
Yeah.

1319
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:14,000
Was it just the NFC or was it the NFL and then when they joined together they became

1320
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:17,000
the AFC and NFC, whatever it is.

1321
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,000
Yeah.

1322
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:24,000
It was the NFL and the AFL and then when they merged they stayed the NFL and they just had

1323
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,000
two conferences, AFC and NFC.

1324
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,000
Yeah okay.

1325
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:33,000
Well the old NFL name was a lot better brand than the AFL name was at the time so they

1326
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,000
stuck with the better brand name.

1327
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,000
Yeah.

1328
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,000
Yep.

1329
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,000
Okay.

1330
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:43,000
And then it went on and said foul, the offense commits a penalty in their own end zone, fumble,

1331
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:47,000
the offense fumbles the ball out of their own end zone, tackle.

1332
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:52,000
The defense tackles an offensive player with the ball behind their own goal line.

1333
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:57,000
After a safety.

1334
01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:01,000
After a safety the team that scored the safety kicks off from the 20 yard line.

1335
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:09,000
The team that was scored upon must put the ball in play with a free kick such as a punt,

1336
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,000
drop kick or place kick.

1337
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:16,000
Although safeties are worth relatively few points they can have a significant impact

1338
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:20,000
on the outcome of a game.

1339
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:26,000
As I understand it it's also a free kick which means the kicking team can recover it.

1340
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:30,000
Yes, yeah that's exactly what it just said.

1341
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:33,000
Oh I guess, okay, I didn't clarify that.

1342
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:38,000
A free kick means either one is open game.

1343
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,000
Yeah.

1344
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:47,000
And does it have to go 10 yards is what I want to know.

1345
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000
I really don't know.

1346
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,000
That'd be a good thing to figure out.

1347
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,000
Here let's look it up.

1348
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:56,000
Let's see.

1349
01:27:56,000 --> 01:28:07,000
Does the free kick in football, you can make goat noises that's what I do whenever Rob looks up something.

1350
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:11,000
I can't find it.

1351
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:15,000
I'll continue talking about football.

1352
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:23,000
When the AFL was playing they used white footballs for their night games.

1353
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:34,000
And I think the last white football used in the NFL was, no I can't find it.

1354
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:42,000
And have you noticed that some college football had the white stripe around the end?

1355
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:46,000
They only used that in the NFL for one year.

1356
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,000
Oh okay, hey get this.

1357
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:53,000
It has to cross the 50 yard line into the other territory.

1358
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,000
Ah, okay.

1359
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,000
Yeah so it's not even 10 yards.

1360
01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:02,000
I mean it's more than 10 yards probably, but it's not 10 yards.

1361
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:08,000
It's over to the other side is where it's got to go.

1362
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,000
Anyhow, sorry go ahead.

1363
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:14,000
Yeah that makes it so you have to kick it pretty darn high to run under it.

1364
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:23,000
Yeah so it's not going to be easy for the team kicking it to recover it I think is why they did that.

1365
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,000
Well let me backtrack on something.

1366
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:27,000
I said the striker ball was only used for one year in the NFL.

1367
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,000
It was only used in one Super Bowl.

1368
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:33,000
And that was Super Bowl VIII.

1369
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:43,000
But up until 1975 they used the balls with the white stripes on night games or late afternoon games or in overcast weather.

1370
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:48,000
Just to make the ball a little more easy to see for the people in the stands and for the players.

1371
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,000
Oh and that's why they did the stripes for a while?

1372
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:55,000
Uh huh, plus they were easier for the TV cameras to pick up.

1373
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,000
Yeah that's true.

1374
01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:01,000
The white stripes were slippery so after 1975 they got rid of them.

1375
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:07,000
Okay wow because I remember growing up they definitely had the white stripes on them and now no.

1376
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,000
Yeah.

1377
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:13,000
As a matter of fact the old logos, whenever they do the retro logos like I think it's the Jets,

1378
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:17,000
they have a football with the white stripes on it on their helmet.

1379
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000
Yeah, yeah.

1380
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,000
So okay, wow.

1381
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:33,000
In the current regulations for the football, the home team must have 36 balls for an outdoor game or 24 for an indoor game.

1382
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:42,000
And they must be available for the referee to test with an air pressure gauge two and a half hours before the game to keep players from cheating.

1383
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000
Thank you Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.

1384
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,000
Yep.

1385
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:56,000
And then they get 12 brand new footballs sealed in a special box and shipped by the manufacturer and they're opened by the officials in the locker room

1386
01:30:56,000 --> 01:31:05,000
two hours and 15 minutes before the game and these are the kicking balls and they're marked with a K and they're used exclusively for the kicking game.

1387
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,000
Okay.

1388
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:16,000
And now the visiting team also can bring has to bring 12 balls. Well they don't have to but they may for outdoor games for inspection.

1389
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:26,000
Wow. Okay so on that whole deflate gate, someone had to be deflating them and bringing them on the field right?

1390
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:36,000
Yeah. So in that two hours and 15 minutes between the time they were tested in game time, somebody was deflating them. Somebody had access and was deflating them.

1391
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:41,000
But only deflated them for the Patriots not the opposing team.

1392
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000
Yeah.

1393
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:45,000
Okay.

1394
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:56,000
And then what was the last thing here?

1395
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,000
Let's see.

1396
01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,000
Now I've lost it now.

1397
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:03,000
Oh damn it.

1398
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,000
So yeah regulations for the footballs and then they say.

1399
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:19,000
All right. And then there was the Minnesota Vikings kicker Fred Cox developed the all polyurethane foam football which he sold to the Nerf company.

1400
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:28,000
And they later marketed with the as the Vortex football, which had the little torpedo tail fins.

1401
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:33,000
Oh wow. So the original Nerf football wasn't even the one that we know of.

1402
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:35,000
Yep.

1403
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:46,000
So the foam footballs, they can be thrown a much greater distance than a traditional football because they're lighter, but they're basically useless for kicking.

1404
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:48,000
Uh huh.

1405
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,000
Wow.

1406
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:56,000
Oh I remember the thing I forgot. So you've got these footballs that are specially designed just for the kicking game.

1407
01:32:56,000 --> 01:33:03,000
So when a team goes out there and runs a fake field goal, which ball do they take out there with them?

1408
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,000
Oh.

1409
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:10,000
A kicking ball, in which case they shouldn't be allowed to fake a field goal.

1410
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:16,000
Or a regular ball, which would tip off the other team that they're not going to kick the field goal.

1411
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:22,000
Or do they just let it slide and say oh well whatever.

1412
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,000
That's an interesting.

1413
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:31,000
Do they take a kicking ball knowing they're not going to punt it?

1414
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:35,000
That's a good, I don't know.

1415
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,000
I'd like to know that.

1416
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:40,000
Yeah I just kind of thought that was an interesting thing to bring up.

1417
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:42,000
It is.

1418
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:54,000
You know I've got to believe that some team somewhere has figured out a way to get an advantage out of using a kicking ball to throw a pass.

1419
01:33:54,000 --> 01:34:01,000
It's like we'll go out there and fake the kick so we'll have the kicking ball and then they'll get some advantage out of it somehow. Somebody's trying to work on that.

1420
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:06,000
Yeah you know they are.

1421
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:10,000
Well that was my story about the origin of football.

1422
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:16,000
That's pretty cool man. Thank you.

1423
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:21,000
Okay do you want me to go through some of the oddest plays ever? A few of them?

1424
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:22,000
Yes.

1425
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,000
Okay.

1426
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:27,000
Alright.

1427
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:29,000
Okay.

1428
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,000
It's still in the NFL rule book.

1429
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,000
Oh no wait hang on hang on.

1430
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:38,000
Do you ever hear about the coin toss loss?

1431
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,000
No.

1432
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:45,000
The coin toss is a recognizable part of any NFL game.

1433
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:52,000
The beginning of the first quarter or the beginning of overtime.

1434
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:58,000
But did you know that it's possible for a team to automatically lose the coin toss?

1435
01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:59,000
No.

1436
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:00,000
I didn't either.

1437
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:14,000
That's right if a team fails to get their players on the field in time to observe the coin toss their team technically forfeits the coin toss and the opposing team wins the right to choose if they'll kick off or receive the fair catch kick.

1438
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,000
If a receiving player.

1439
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,000
Wow.

1440
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,000
Yeah isn't that something.

1441
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:25,000
And if a receiving player calls for a fair catch after a kickoff or punt they actually have more options than you think.

1442
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:28,000
They can do a fair catch kick.

1443
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:36,000
A fair catch kick is when a receiver calls for a fair catch that attempts to kick the ball through the goal post for three points.

1444
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:43,000
It can be either a place kick or a drop kick but it has to be from the point of the catch.

1445
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:54,000
This is a this was last attempted by the 49ers in 2013 but hasn't been done successfully since 1976 by Ray Wershings.

1446
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,000
Wershings.

1447
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,000
Oh yeah I remember Ray Wershing.

1448
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:58,000
Yeah.

1449
01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:04,000
I remember those plays if that was the thing you would do at the end of the game if you didn't have any timeouts.

1450
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,000
Yeah.

1451
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:10,000
You do a fair catch on the kick and then immediately trot out your field goal team.

1452
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:13,000
Yeah and they don't do that any. Yeah.

1453
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,000
They don't do that anymore but you're right they did back then.

1454
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,000
Yeah.

1455
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:29,000
Okay so anyhow you'd be lucky to see this in action as it is most definitely one of the strangest kicks.

1456
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:33,000
You know one of the strangest plays in football.

1457
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,000
Yeah.

1458
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:35,000
So.

1459
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:39,000
And I think isn't it that there doesn't even have to be any time left on the clock.

1460
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,000
No. No that's.

1461
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:49,000
Like an untimed play because if you fair catch it and run out of time during the kick and you fair catch you still get to run out your kicking team.

1462
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:50,000
Yes.

1463
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,000
You're right. Yep.

1464
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:53,000
Yeah.

1465
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,000
It gives you an extra play.

1466
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,000
Yeah it can be zero.

1467
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:57,000
It has to be a kick.

1468
01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:04,000
Yeah it has to be the kick and it can read zero zero zero technically I mean just that's just the way it is so.

1469
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:06,000
Yeah.

1470
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,000
Me.

1471
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:12,000
Rule fielding kicks out of bounds.

1472
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:19,000
If a kickoff ends up out of bounds before a player touches it the receiving team defaults to the 40 yard line.

1473
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:25,000
That's all fine and dandy but if you know what they changed that didn't they.

1474
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:29,000
Or is it still the 40 yard line.

1475
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:31,000
It's.

1476
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:46,000
It used to be a certain certain number of yards from where it was kicked or if the ball rolled it out of bounds sooner then the team could take it in the more advantageous spot.

1477
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:47,000
Okay.

1478
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:48,000
Okay.

1479
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,000
Okay.

1480
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:58,000
So that's all fine and dandy but if a player steps out of bounds and then touches the ball while it's still live and on the field the ball is considered out of bounds as well.

1481
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:01,000
I think we knew that.

1482
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,000
Yeah.

1483
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,000
Yeah.

1484
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:03,000
Okay.

1485
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:10,000
Okay why would a player do that it would turn out it might have been an excellent kickoff into a terrible one that went out of bounds.

1486
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:24,000
The receiving team comes out with a ball on the 40 and we're all left scratching our heads Packers running back Ty Montgomery pulled this one off in 2016 against the Lions too much confusion.

1487
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:31,000
On and on the NFL fielding kicks out of bounds if a kickoff ends up out of bounds before a player touches it.

1488
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:35,000
The receiving team defaults to the 40 yard line.

1489
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:42,000
Okay you know what it repeated I'm sorry I had no time to proofread this stuff I told you.

1490
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:47,000
And yeah it's every time I think I remember that one too.

1491
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,000
Yeah.

1492
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:49,000
Yeah.

1493
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,000
Yep.

1494
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:54,000
It was it was the they were kicking off to the Packers.

1495
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:59,000
Yes Packers player ran up and caught it partly out of bounds.

1496
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:04,000
And the ruling was well if he caught it out of bounds then the kick was going out of bounds.

1497
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:07,000
So we're going to treat it like a kick out of bounds and put him at 40.

1498
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:13,000
So that automatically got them a good much better field position they didn't have to run the ball back.

1499
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,000
Yeah.

1500
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:16,000
Yep.

1501
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:24,000
I think that was the reason they gave as well if he caught it out of bounds or standing out of bounds then obviously the kick was going out of bounds.

1502
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,000
Yeah.

1503
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,000
Yep.

1504
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:28,000
Okay.

1505
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,000
Yeah.

1506
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,000
But I do remember that.

1507
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:39,000
I know I remember it a little bit because there is somewhat of a hubbub about it.

1508
01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:46,000
Yeah I think they had to huddle on the field for a while and the officials didn't have to figure out what exactly was going on.

1509
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,000
Yeah.

1510
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:51,000
The rest of it is obvious stuff so I'm not even going to go into it.

1511
01:39:51,000 --> 01:40:00,000
And and like I said that article is a couple of years old and they changed some of those rules about kicking off and all that.

1512
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:02,000
So it doesn't really pertain.

1513
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:07,000
So I'm going to go ahead and skip over the last two because it doesn't really matter.

1514
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:21,000
So I was always curious about the rules for kicking out of bounds during an onside kick because I've seen that happen where it goes out of bounds before it goes 10 yards and they just have to re-kick it.

1515
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:23,000
That's you know what that's a good point.

1516
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:29,000
Let's see.

1517
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:33,000
Let's see onside kick.

1518
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:35,000
Onside kick out of bounds.

1519
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:45,000
Okay.

1520
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:54,000
If an onside kick goes out of bounds the receiving team will typically gain possession of the ball at the spot where it went out of bounds usually near the 40 yard line.

1521
01:40:54,000 --> 01:41:00,000
As it is considered a kick off out of bounds and not a successful onside kick attempt.

1522
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:09,000
This means the kicking team is penalized for the out of bounds kick and the receiving team gets the ball at a more advantageous position.

1523
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:13,000
So it says here key points about onside kicks and out of bounds.

1524
01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:26,000
The new NFL rules under recent rule changes if an onside kick goes beyond the designated set up zone untouched the kicking team is penalized and the receiving team will start their drive at the 20 yard line.

1525
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:30,000
Intention to onside kick.

1526
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:40,000
Teams must declare their intention to attempt an onside kick usually only allowed in the fourth quarter when trailing.

1527
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:41,000
Yep.

1528
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:42,000
Yeah we knew that.

1529
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:46,000
And no surprise onside kicks which is part of the new rules.

1530
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:56,000
The new kick off rules make it difficult to attempt a surprise onside kick as the ball must reach the receiving team's 20 yard line to be considered in play.

1531
01:41:56,000 --> 01:42:01,000
So I guess what that means is they get penalized.

1532
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:05,000
Yeah.

1533
01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:20,000
But I do remember in the past they must have changed the rules but I do remember in the past seeing a team try an onside kick like two or three times and they kept kicking it out of bounds before it went even 10 yards.

1534
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:24,000
And they just let them keep kicking it over and over.

1535
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,000
Really.

1536
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:27,000
And I remember thinking this is weird.

1537
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:28,000
Why are they doing it?

1538
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:34,000
But I believe they've made changes to the rulebook since then.

1539
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:43,000
Yeah I mean what was it last year when they started going with Dick and with the kick off rules.

1540
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,000
Yeah.

1541
01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:52,000
Yeah a lot of that changed a lot of it but they've been tweaking it off and on for a long time now.

1542
01:42:52,000 --> 01:43:13,000
So the biggest thing why they changed the rules on this recently on the kick offs is because they don't want people getting hurt they don't want players getting hurt because it's designed so they don't have that much running time to go annihilate somebody.

1543
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:14,000
Yeah.

1544
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:28,000
I guess so. Yep. Pretty interesting. So. All right. Let's see I'm trying to think of something else. Did I get anything else.

1545
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:39,000
Like I said you know I was out of town and I didn't get a lot of chance to pay attention to some of this stuff. And I'm kind of disorganized and I apologize.

1546
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:45,000
I thought I had more sports stuff but I can't find any right now. You got anything you want to go into.

1547
01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:51,000
Oh that was all the sports stuff I had but I did write down some would you rather questions.

1548
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,000
That sounds great.

1549
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,000
All right.

1550
01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:56,000
I think I have seven of them.

1551
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:58,000
Okay.

1552
01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:01,000
All right. The first one.

1553
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:10,000
Would you rather spend a weekend in a cabin with no electronics but with all the women of the view.

1554
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:19,000
Or would you rather clean cat vomit from a crack hose couch cat vomit from a crack hose house.

1555
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,000
Definitely definitely definitely.

1556
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:28,000
Yeah, I could not stand those cackling hens for one minute. I go insane.

1557
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:35,000
I keep waiting for all those celebrities to start leaving the country. But so far they haven't.

1558
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:53,000
Yeah, I know. It's funny because they were so convinced that their woman was going to win that it allowed them to puff out their chest and go well if Trump wins I'm going to move and well he won and they're not moving.

1559
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:55,000
So yeah.

1560
01:44:55,000 --> 01:45:11,000
And they said that in 2016 when Trump was running against Hillary. Yeah, I think people would learn their lesson to quit boasting about things they have no intention of doing but no no no you know what they don't care they're used to doing what they want with no repercussions

1561
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:13,000
anyhow.

1562
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:17,000
If I was Trump I would send them all a moving van.

1563
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:20,000
Yeah, I would say so. Yeah.

1564
01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:22,000
So here you go. Bye.

1565
01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:24,000
So,

1566
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:39,000
all right, the next. Would you rather see every new pop star in concert for a year, or have bloody diarrhea for a week.

1567
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:54,000
Pop star in concert and here's why. Because I think I could watch jelly roll, maybe. Yeah, and it would be neat just to say yes I did go to Taylor Swift concert.

1568
01:45:54,000 --> 01:46:15,000
Yeah, yeah that was that one. It depends on how much you dislike the pop star. Well, concert, the image and the music and all that kind of stuff. So, mine is mine is I wouldn't actually enjoy it I think like someone like jelly roll I would find intriguing.

1569
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,000
Yeah.

1570
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:22,000
And then, Taylor Swift just to see what her whole show is about.

1571
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:31,000
Not because I think I like her music or think she's a great entertainer anything, but I just want to see what appeals to all these people.

1572
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:32,000
Yeah.

1573
01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:41,000
Now if you're talking about some of the other acts that I can't stand then I, you know, maybe not. So,

1574
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:54,000
but like if it's like stuff like that like I get to pick out a jelly roll or a Taylor Swift or something like that, I guess I could do that. Yeah. So, what about you.

1575
01:46:54,000 --> 01:47:12,000
So, would you rather watch the last 10 Jersey Shore episodes and interview everyone on the cast or, or provide meals on wheels to registered sex offenders. Oh, okay, okay, I got your answer.

1576
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:15,000
Can I make the food.

1577
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:18,000
Can you go. Yeah. Okay.

1578
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:27,000
The registered sex offenders because there's not going to be stuff in there they like.

1579
01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:31,000
How did that ball bearing get in there. Huh.

1580
01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:34,000
Oops.

1581
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:49,000
I don't know how all of those got in there that loop run I have no idea.

1582
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:55,000
Well, sorry about your testes but well you know what you don't need them anyhow because you're, you've been.

1583
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:59,000
You've been proven not trustworthy with testicles so.

1584
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:03,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1585
01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:06,000
I'm going to be one that's interesting.

1586
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:18,000
Would you rather let some random person pick all the music you get to listen to for the next six months, or let them pick all the TV you get to watch for the next six months.

1587
01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:33,000
Because if I don't like it I have too much other things to do. If I get there and I'm just like, Oh, okay, well, it's nothing good on and there's nothing I can do about it so I'm going to go, I don't know go out and do something in the garage go try to learn the

1588
01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:41,000
guitar or something and Davey told me how to do the Floyd Rose to tremolo, and I think you and I could tackle it.

1589
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:55,000
Yeah, yeah he used to do it all the time he worked at several music stores, and someone showed him they said oh yeah yeah they said it's easy. So, we'll get into that later I just thought I forgot to tell you that the other day, because you volunteered to help me

1590
01:48:55,000 --> 01:49:04,000
with it. Well there is a way to do it it turns out that there is a way that that is recommended to do it so anyhow.

1591
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:13,000
But yeah, I would rather have TV that way I could just leave and do something I needed to do.

1592
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:34,000
All right. Here's the next one. Would you rather pay double the taxes, you're currently paying, and in exchange get absolutely free health care for life, or would you rather pay absolutely no taxes for the rest of your life, but you have to pay for all of your

1593
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:37,000
health care out of your pocket.

1594
01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:45,000
Double the taxes because what if something castors

1595
01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:47,000
catastrophic happens.

1596
01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:55,000
Yeah, yeah long transplant is about 2 million bucks. Yeah, I would, I would die. I would not get.

1597
01:49:55,000 --> 01:50:07,000
Yeah, so I could probably get by paying double taxes it would suck. But if something went wrong. All right, hey, I've been paying double taxes fix me up bitch.

1598
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:26,000
You know and I think the majority of people would agree, as long as the free health care is good and decent health care and we don't have to wait six months to see a doctor. Exactly. And also another thing is you would be paying more than that probably on health care premiums if it's just you taking care of them.

1599
01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:30,000
Yeah. So yeah.

1600
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:33,000
Okay, these are good. I like these.

1601
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:46,000
So here's my last one. Okay, would you rather write produce and host a podcast that is all about people's pronouns and all possible genders or non gender.

1602
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:48,000
Yeah.

1603
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:57,000
Or, would you rather just ignore it and mind your own business. Ignore it in my own business.

1604
01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:59,000
Yeah.

1605
01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:09,000
I mean, I work with some people that are pronouns and everything and they're lovely people they're very nice to me and I love them to death.

1606
01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:30,000
Did you really sit down and listen to all that garbage that was being, do you actually believe one inch of it. I didn't think so. Hang on, game over.