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Hi there, this is your ears.

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Why are you listening to this garbage?

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I thought we were friends.

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I'm sorry Harambe.

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We are the music creeps.

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We are the music creeps.

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Yes, yes, we are the music creeps.

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Let us begin.

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Alright, it's time for another exciting addition after that fantastic, fantastic intro of the music creeps.

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I sat here in my little home studio, the no filter studio, and I spent about an hour and a half working up that audio for that intro.

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I'm pretty proud of it.

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You did very well. You did very well, Topher. Very well.

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I couldn't even keep a straight face.

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Today is Thanksgiving night and we decided, well, we're losers, so here we are doing a podcast, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But I have decided today that pumpkin pie is apple pie's bitch.

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That's the way it is. Pumpkin pie is apple pie's bitch and yam pie is pumpkin pie's bitch.

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So, and then like this group text with some guys at work.

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That's where you find that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Anyhow, the program stopped and in the middle of there I said, and then one of the guys at work in a group text said, well, where's cream pie at?

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And what did you say, Topher?

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Yeah, that's, you find that on the porn site.

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Okay, there we go.

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So anyhow, yeah, Thanksgiving, yeah, it fits along Thanksgiving and pies, right?

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And I just got a text from my sister down in Florida. She got a Costco pecan pie and she says she is lapsing into a sugar coma.

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They are good. Those Costco pecan pies are good, but not as good as their apple pies.

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Yeah, yeah, that apple pie is something special.

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Oh, that's off the hook. They're apple pies. Geez, and no gluten either.

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I mean, how do they make it taste so good with like absolutely no dairy in it?

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I'm not sure.

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Oh, no, I think it's a touch of love. They put a little slice of love in each one.

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That's what it is. I'm sure.

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And the soul of a 12-year-old virgin.

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Well, that too, allegedly.

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Allegedly.

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Allegedly.

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So anyhow, okay, I wanted to start off with something that just resurfaced its ugly head again.

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Back in 2019 on Eddie Trunk's show, Jakey Lee mentioned that he was asked to join Motley Crue several times.

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And I can back this up because I remember reading in Circus or Hit Parade or one of those magazines back then,

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Nicky defending it and going, we never seriously offered him that. We were all drunk.

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So he admitted it happened.

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I remember that article and I probably still have it somewhere in my closet with all my Hit Paraders and Circuses and all them, metal edges.

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So right there, he's admitting that conversation happened.

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Well, I guess in 2019 when Eddie Trunk did the interview with Jakey Lee,

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Nicky Six dropped a couple of tweets after that criticizing certain people he felt were coming out of the woodwork around the time of Motley Crue's The Dirt Movie.

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He noted, has-beens never wass's and washed up people with small careers.

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Six also addressed a rumor that Motley Crue had supposedly asked Lee to join their guitarist as their guitarist in the early 1980s.

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In an interview with Tone Talk, Nicky got his panties in such a twist over it, I had I said in the last one,

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which all I said was they wanted me to join Motley Crue is what Lee said, Jakey Lee, which is just fucking true.

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They did. Lee responded to the claims.

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So number one, why is Nicky Six getting so pissed off about it?

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Why didn't he just say, it never happened, this guy's a bozo, that's it?

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Why does he have to tweet stuff and make it valid if it's not valid?

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That's the way I feel about it. What do you think?

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Yeah, that struck me too that he could very easily have chosen to either not react or say, oh yeah, I heard that, whatever.

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And that would probably go away.

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The fact that he's reacted to it so violently means that Jakey Lee struck a nerve about something.

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Maybe not exactly that, but something has got Nicky Six in a panic with this coming out.

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So it's the wrong tactic to take if you're trying to hide something.

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And he really seems like he has something to hide, doesn't he?

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Well, yeah, that's true. And I agree with that 100%.

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And that's exactly how I feel. But another thing that Lee went on to say is he said, you know, I didn't say anything mean.

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I didn't say anything disparaging. He said, all I said was what happened.

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I didn't say they suck. I didn't want to join them. I didn't say anything.

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He said, I just told what happened and I thought it would be a neat story for people to know about.

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And that's it. And I agree with him.

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You know, I mean, right after it happened, he didn't go around telling everyone, hey, Motley Crue wants to join them.

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Wants me to join them. You know, he kept him mum for a long time.

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And the reason he would say it now is because why not?

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It's so many years later and Mick Mars is not a part of the band anymore. Why not?

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You know, and also Mick Mars was kind of pissed off about that, too, because back then he knew it happened.

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He knew it happened. And I don't know if Vince Neil told him or someone in the room,

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but he knew that they were asking Jakey Lee to join them.

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And as a matter of fact, Ozzy was not thrilled with that either and especially Sharon.

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Yeah. So something that also that I've noticed is nowhere in this does it say they asked him to replace Mick Mars.

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So it sounds like they were going to add him as a second guitarist. Is that how you see it?

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Yeah, that's that's the way I see it. Exactly. Mick Mars, the reason he would have been upset about it is he doesn't feel he needed another guitarist.

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True. And then you have to start sharing songwriting credits or even songwriting chores.

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I mean, if Mick Mars wouldn't be able to write the song the way he wants it, if Jakey Lee is writing to.

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Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying.

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And I think that's the control that goes along with it. The two guitar bands were pretty popular in the 80s, weren't they?

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There were plenty of one guitar bands as well.

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So I don't really know that it would be pressure from the label or anything.

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Maybe it was an idea on the part of Nicky that they would make more money if they had two guitars playing off each other.

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But it is they've never been happy with Mick Mars and that goes back to a long time ago about him and Nicky not getting along before they were in a band together.

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Well, yeah, it seems more likely. Yeah. Yeah.

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And also, another thing is, is I think that Nicky was saying this stuff with no intention of actually doing it.

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Yeah. It would take so much.

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In fact, as crazy as it sounds, I think the record company would tell them, no, you guys have your sound and people love it.

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You leave it the fuck alone. Yeah, that does make sense.

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You know, you don't mess with the winning formula, especially record company record companies look at sales and they go, don't you fucking dare do that?

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I mean, they looked at sales and they demanded Vince Neil come back and they said if Vince Neil doesn't come back, we are tearing up your contract.

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And there's not a damn thing you can do about it because it was written about you for people in the band, not another person.

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And so they had them legally.

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They said, you know, you want your contract ripped up or do you want to fulfill your contract and still make your money?

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So then that's when they shit all over John Karabi's head and acted like he sucked and he wasn't good enough when they acted like Vince Neil sucked and he wasn't good enough.

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I mean, to me, it started back then with some of that stuff about, you know, Motley Crue grabbing John Karabi and then shitting all over him when they were shitting all over Vince before.

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And to me, I was thinking, what a bunch of hypocrites. What a bunch of hypocrites.

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You know, and Tommy Lee, here's what a hypocrite he is.

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I'm not defending Donald Trump in any means.

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OK, but he was he was saying stuff like to Donald Trump, like, dude, what the fuck's wrong with you?

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All Donald Trump had to do was turn around and go, dude, who has all these assault and battery cases on women?

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It's not fucking me. You know, I mean, yeah, you see, he's throwing glass houses.

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And I think it Nikki is quite a bit the same.

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And maybe that's why they get along so good.

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It's kind of like Nikki needs a fucking hobby, in my opinion.

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If he's reading this stuff and get in, react to it, he needs something else to do.

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Maybe he needs to write more songs. I don't know. Yeah.

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But he needs to get busy with something when they got screwed over by the record label.

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Do you think that's when Nikki Six went full bore into this is just a business and I'm going to get every penny I can?

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Yes. And kind of his turning point.

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Yes. And I can tell you something I know for a fact, because I was there.

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The Generation Swine Tour did not do too well.

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Generation Swine did not do well at all.

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Their song, well, is during the height of grunge.

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And they tried to kind of grunge it out a little bit there.

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You know, they they they made it kind of a weird alternative grunge thing, like maybe the Smashing Pumpkins meets Nirvana.

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It did not work. So they didn't come by Kansas City because they wouldn't sell enough.

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They went by Topeka, a smaller venue.

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And I went to Topeka to watch the show.

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And Nikki Six was fighting with the record company then.

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And it was still, you know, Vince was back in the band and everything, but it's about the type of music they were releasing.

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They weren't staying true to themselves.

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And he was calling up this lady record executive.

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I forgot her name. And he go, all right.

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He goes, we're going to her voicemail right now.

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I want you guys to scream fuck you because she said they weren't relevant anymore.

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So Nikki Six got on the phone, called her up and he goes, hey, this is Nikki Six.

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We've got some people wanting to tell you about us being revelent.

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And then he put the phone to the audience and everyone would scream fuck you.

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And my understanding is he did that at every show.

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So all this stuff, I think you're right.

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I think what it did was it had an effect on him like this, this, this industry is shit and I'm tired of getting fucked over.

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But to me, it kind of seems like his answer.

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All this is allegedly, of course, we don't know any of this for real.

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But it seems to me like he's like, you know what?

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I'm going to just start being fucking hard edged and I'm just going to do what I want and fuck everybody else.

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I mean, that kind of what it seems to me.

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And, you know, the thing that gets me is, OK, Mick Mars was a quarter of that band.

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Give him his fucking money and leave him alone.

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Yeah, I mean, it's so simple. Yeah.

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Yeah, you guys have enough money.

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You're doing it to be a dick, in my opinion.

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Leave him the fuck alone.

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He was doing that just to maintain the image that they're super tough and nobody better mess with them.

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That could be. That could be.

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Well, a lot of Lifeline fans, it started crumbling back then and then it's gotten worse.

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Now I got to where whenever I hear their name, I get detested.

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I'm just like, and that's sad because I once I once practically worshiped that band.

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I was just like I was all about them.

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I thought they're the best thing ever. Now, like going, dude, you know, I still love Ozzy.

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I still love all these other bands that I grew up with.

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But whenever I hear their name, I'm like, I don't know.

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And it's just everything that they've done has left a bad taste in my mouth.

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And I know I'm not the only one. You seem like you're the same too, right?

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Yeah, yeah, I think it's going to take until Motley Crue is all done and they're not doing anything anymore.

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And then a few years after that, we can go back to liking the early Motley Crue and feel good about it.

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I agree. I agree.

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It's going to take it's going to take some time for the smoldering to go out and then we'll come back.

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I mean, that's happened with other bands before that have done stupid shit, you know, and then it took a few years.

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And then you're like, OK, all right, I don't hate them anymore.

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So anyhow, well, Topher, did you did you have anything in mind you wanted to start on?

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No, I don't think I have anything new that I didn't say on the on the first half that we reported.

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I've kind of been busy with Thanksgiving plans and activities.

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So yeah, the same here. I have a lot of time to think about music.

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OK, well, I got this little story that I'm going to tell on this podcast I told on the other podcast.

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And anyhow, it refreshed me because somebody sent me a message yesterday and he said I have he goes, dude, I got to find it.

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But I have a fuck hammer flyer. Do you know the story of fuck hammer?

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No, I don't. OK.

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Back in early 2000s, maybe somewhere ish, maybe late 90s, something like that.

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I was going to Westport often. I was a regular there.

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Buzzer Beach. I can't remember if Lone Star was still open or not, but at least Buzzer Beach.

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And I got tired of these two bands pepper and every place around.

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Say sacred or sacred was one of them.

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And the other one was I can't think of the name of the other one.

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But everywhere you went, the flyers were on there. We're playing it here. We're playing it there.

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You know, we're playing here. I'm like, motherfucker, I can't go anywhere without seeing these fucking flyers with these dickheads on there.

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I didn't like either band anyhow. I thought they both sucked.

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So I went home. I was like, you know what?

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I'm going to come up with my own band, a fictionary band, and I'm going to pepper the place with flyers.

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So I start and someone remind me of this. I forgot I did this.

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But I went to the back of one of those metal edges and I found one of the ugliest, nastiest death metal bands, maybe with the crazy makeup, maybe a la King Diamond or something.

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Right. And I took their picture and I put it on a piece of paper.

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And I wrote in, you know, and I had it copied.

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And then I named this band Fuck Hammer.

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I peppered all the Westport with Fuck Hammer everywhere.

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I even said they're playing at places. I think I said, what was that one place where all the bands played at back then?

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If the Lone Star was open, I sure I said they played there, but I can't remember that one on Broadway that played a lot.

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Was it Kelly's? No, it wasn't Kelly's. It was right down from it. You're really close there.

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Well, the Beaumont Club, too, because the Beaumont Blaney's. No, that's jazz.

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That was more of a blues club. It was a blues club.

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Shit, I can't think. You know what? I'll think of the name sooner or later or Davies Uptown or one of those places, you know.

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And I had this Fuck Hammer playing at all these places. Right.

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And a friend of mine, he told me about this later that there was an all out bulletin to catch the fucker that's peppered the flyers of Fuck Hammer

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because these bars were getting pissed off because everybody's coming in to see Fuck Hammer and there's no Fuck Hammer.

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A friend of mine has he has a flyer somewhere. He said he's got to find it.

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It was the ugliest fucking death metal band, I think, that I could ever find.

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And they used to have them in the back of Hit Parade or Metal Edge.

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Enjoy Fuck Hammer's new album, Fist of Love, you know, or something like that.

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And I mean, they were fucking ugly as is a sin in a church.

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I mean, it was nasty. And I took their picture and they were Fuck Hammer.

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And I'll be damned if a lot of people did not want to see Fuck Hammer.

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That reminds me of your prank when you were telling people to go ask the security guards for tickets.

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Sam. Yeah. Oh, that thing works so well.

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We all know. You know, I was such a bored fucker back then, you know, I had to find unique things to entertain me.

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And that was one of them. Yeah. Fucking with people.

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You got to understand these were the raging years. I mean, it was dismal.

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Yeah. Yeah. There was nothing else going on. That's why I call quick trip and fuck with people.

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Nothing else to do. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

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And Sam kept screwing with us. He deserved what he got. That little fucking short stack motherfucker.

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Oh, my God. He didn't like us. We're long hair and everyone followed us around.

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Like I said, we were the Pied Piper of teenagers.

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Everyone would follow us around thinking like we had beer and drugs, you know, those guys.

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And where the party is, I'm a fall on. Just keep talking to them.

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And they would. We'd have up with 30 fucking teenagers following us around Bannister Mall.

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And we didn't know any of them. Yeah. It's like.

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And like I said, our our buddy Jason, he would always he would come up there and he looked he looked like he would not know us.

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But we really liked him at first. We didn't know, you know, but he had like he wore leather and he had a long mohawk.

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And it was orange, I believe, or reddish, something like that.

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And he is like, really cool. We soon discovered that we were the same people.

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We just didn't like the same music. You know, we're like, society sucks.

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People suck. Fuck all of them and all this stuff. But he like punk and we like metal.

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So anyhow, and he sold it so good because he comes up there after we're, you know,

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after we had that little MTV patch, you know, that our friend went to, I think is a great white show.

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He wanted in a contest somehow. And he got to go backstage like once bitten twice shy or whatever or rock me or whatever.

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OK. And he got to watch that video being filmed.

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And that was, you know, that was the present, the the the contest that he won.

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So he let us use his embossed piece of paper is like I remember is like green and orange.

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It was like a green piece of paper embossed with MTV orange logo on it.

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And it was really cool looking. And, you know, and Davies having it going, ha ha, I won and you didn't fuck you.

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And automatically, you know, everyone's like, hmm.

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Yeah. Yeah. And then when Jason came by and goes, yeah, the motherfuckers right down there and pointed to Sam.

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That's the secret guy right there. He gave me one. I fucking gave it back to him. They didn't have any bands.

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I told him to go fuck himself. So all the kids are like, oh, that guy, if if you do enough tricks around him, he'll give you a free pass.

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Yes. Yes. Any any video you want to see, he'll give it to you.

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And motherfuckers are biting him on the ear. Someone like pulled apart a switch from one of those trees and smack him on the ass.

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It was funny. And he's he's like he was like just blindside. What what the fuck?

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That that might have been the best prank we've ever pulled.

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That might have been the best one ever because that one just it went flawlessly.

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Nothing could have happened better for the rest of his life.

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Why the hell is that one day all these people suddenly started doing this weird shit to him?

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He knew it was us. We told him we made sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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We're like, we're like, by the way, we did that.

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He yeah, he very quickly.

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Well, he tried to get me thrown out of Bannister Mall.

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It was his problem. And I went to court. He didn't think I'd go fight it in court. Right.

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So he thought I was just going to leave and never come back.

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He never did like me. You know, there's people doing worse shit around there, but he was always picking on me,

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always fucking with me and always bringing me in the office there and always.

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You need to quit this. This is your second warning.

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You got one more and you're out of here forever. And, you know, and all that shit.

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And like I used to say, are you arrested me? No. Well, why not?

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Well, I'm not a police officer. That's what I'm saying. Fuckface.

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And anyhow, you know, he was mad because we knew our rights pretty much for a couple of dumbass long hairs.

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We knew our rights. And so finally he went there and he had a couple of cops with him like they're going to enforce it.

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And, you know, he's like, oh, you're kicked out of this mall for good.

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If you ever come back, we're going to, you know, we're going to get you for trespassing.

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So anyhow, I came back and they tried to get me for trespassing.

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So the cops came there and there's a little bit longer story than what I told before.

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And they said, well, we're not going to take you into jail, but don't ever come back here again.

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And then that's when Sam said, well, we're going to get a court date for you.

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You're going to have to, you know, you know, for for trespassing. Right.

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So I'm like, OK, so I'm like, OK, fine. He thought I wasn't going to show up.

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I can guarantee you. We thought I wasn't going to show up.

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So me and my friend BJ both went in there and in that case came up.

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And the judge looks at Sam and he goes, this is a public mall.

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This isn't a private mall. Yeah.

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You cannot kick a man out of a public mall. You don't have that authority.

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You're like, yeah. So anyhow, I go to the judge. Can we go?

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You guys can go. And so anyhow, after that, Sam would not pay attention to me,

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which really pissed me off. So I had to get to him somehow.

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And that was one of the ways.

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The other way is I used to be overly nice. Hi, Sam.

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How are you today? Are we friends today?

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Do you want to hold my hand? Come here. Come here. Do you need to hug him?

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I used to ask him, does your tum tum hurt? Is that it?

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Do you need some roll aids? Is something wrong with Sam today?

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He just he couldn't really do anything, you know, I can make fun of him,

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but he could not take me to jail over it.

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He could not kick me out of the mall over it.

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All he could do was try to ignore me, which was even more fun sometimes.

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So did you ever send him flowers? No, I should have, though.

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Yeah, that might have been a good touch when you're being super nice to him

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and send him flowers.

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Damn it. I wish I would have thought of that.

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I needed to be around then. Yeah, you did.

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The funny thing is, is I mean, it would have been so good

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because he probably would have thought is from some chick or something, right?

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Like, oh, I got a secret admirer.

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It's like loves from Mark or something like that, you know,

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a big hug and a kiss, Sam.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, he was he was.

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I he's probably dead now. I don't know. He was he was. Yeah.

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He got so I don't know, worked up and stuff.

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I just didn't see him living a long life.

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He's so worried about a couple of long hairs, you know.

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Why are you worried about a couple of long hairs? Do what?

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Yeah, hypertension probably got him. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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Because if you got that worked up over a couple of long hairs, having some fun,

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then you're getting worked up over anything.

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Someone cut you off in traffic. You're probably pissed off for a week.

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You know, yeah.

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So, yeah, he he probably fucking burn his heart out one day.

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Fucking had a fucking grabber right there at the mall.

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Or something. So anyhow, hey, earlier,

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we decided that we were going to do the top 10 best album covers

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and the top 10 worst album covers.

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And you said you have 10 of each.

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Man, there's so many to choose from. I know it was really hard to narrow it down.

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It was hard to narrow it down, but I think I've got my top 10.

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But, you know, I mean, we could do a more extensive list later.

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OK, yeah. But these are the ones that just kind of struck me

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like they needed to come in front of other people.

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But after I written this out, I thought of more bands that deserve it, too.

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So I'm just going to keep my list like it is right now, and then I'll revisit it.

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Maybe on the next Music Creeps. Yeah.

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Yeah. Anyhow, there's so many so many bad ones out there.

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That was really tough to just, you know, when it was down to 10,

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you could easily make that list of 50. Easily.

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There's so many bad ones out there.

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And the thing is, is you can make a list of 50 just off the off your head.

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Now, if you went like digging on the Internet of stuff,

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I guarantee you could find like 300 of them.

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I mean, just. Yeah, really. Yeah.

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And I got one music.

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It would be a lot easier to get albums made just on a shoestring budget.

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So a lot of a lot of those album covers never went through a marketing department.

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No. You know, record pressing.

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Like one of them was a band Raven. You remember them? Yeah.

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They always had a guy in his underwear, but it was like armored underwear.

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And then they had the other guys who like spiked stuff and like makeup.

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They were the most weirdest looking band ever.

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I know they're trying to look like ultra metal or something.

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But that guy in that underwear, he did not belong there.

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You know, it's like they were acting out a five year old drawing.

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Yeah. Well, that's basically what all their albums look like.

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Like one of them start raven mad and it's got that guy in his underwear,

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like really fucking crazy looking clenching his chin.

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And it's like, what?

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Anyhow, Google it. Just Google it.

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If anyone really wants to know, if you don't know, Google Raven's album album covers and look at them.

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You'll see what I mean. It is like, what? Yeah.

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So anyhow, so would you like to go into some of your lists?

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Yeah. You want to start with the best or worst?

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Let's start with worst.

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All right. I'll start with my honorable mention.

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I love that.

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It's right up here on the screen in front of me.

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Billy Joel, River of Dreams.

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Oh, God. Yeah.

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The cover was painted by his wife, Christie Brinkley.

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And it's really crappy artwork.

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You've got a naked Billy Joel with his eyes closed.

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And over his left shoulder is factory and tenement housing with a father and daughter looking at it.

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Over his right shoulder is Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

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And a tiny cheetah perched on his shoulder.

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And then his head becomes a river.

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And on the other side of the river is the Great Wall of China, a field with a bunch of dead people,

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another field with men jousting on horseback, volcanoes, fancy yacht in the distance.

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It's just a mess. It's just a mess.

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In fact, it's so bad that Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel divorced a year later.

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And Billy Joel never made another studio album.

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That's how bad the artwork was.

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You are correct on that, too.

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I think that led to their quick demise.

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And also, Billy Joel saying, I may play concerts, but I'm never putting out music again.

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That album. Yeah.

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I mean, he was like the laughing stock of the music industry.

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I mean, she was like the new Yoko Ono.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Anyhow.

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OK. Let's see.

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So these aren't necessarily any exact order.

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But the first one on my list is an album by Queen called The Miracle.

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Yeah. And it's the one where all four faces are blended together.

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So you have this mutant four-chinned, six-eyed monstrosity.

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Yeah. Actually, there's only five eyes.

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There's four noses, five eyes and four chins.

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It's just kind of weird. They're all blended together like some mutant flower.

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Oh, I know. Did you hear the story, the theory on why they did that?

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Uh-uh.

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Freddie Mercury was pretty bad off with AIDS, I believe. Right.

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And his face. Oh, yeah.

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He was 89. Yeah. He would have been ill.

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Yeah. He was very ill.

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But they wanted their faces on the album.

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And the only way they could do it without giving away his illness, which he didn't want people to know.

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He announced it the day before he died.

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That he was sick, even though everyone kind of knew it.

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They wanted to put his face on the album, but they couldn't do it as it was.

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So they blended him all together so you couldn't tell he looked so frail.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Yeah, that was the whole theory on the album.

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And someone came out with that from inside the band somewhere.

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Maybe not the members, but a producer or something.

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And I tend to believe that. That makes sense.

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It does, yeah.

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And then on all his other photo ops, he wore a lot of makeup and a lot of baggy clothing.

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So I believe he was trying to hide it very much.

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Yeah. Which is a shame because he didn't need to.

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No.

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I guess in the time that it was, people looked at...

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Yeah, AIDS had the stigma.

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People looked at AIDS sufferers like a plague carrier.

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Leopards or something.

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There was so little humanity for people with AIDS. It was sad.

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I didn't understand him hiding it, but what a shame.

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It is what a shame because I didn't think, oh my God, that was gay and he did it to himself or nothing like that.

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I thought, man, I am sad because that guy was a fucking genius and I love listening to his music.

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I think most people were like us. They didn't give a shit about sexual preference.

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All we gave a shit about was his music and himself.

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He was a very likable guy.

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What he did in his private life is whatever.

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It didn't affect me or anyone else except him and whoever.

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So to me, it was...

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Freddie Mercury and the way he lived his life was pretty instrumental in helping me overcome the homophobia that I was taught by my parents when I was a kid.

424
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I am so glad you went into that.

425
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I am so glad you went into that. Go ahead. Keep going.

426
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Yeah. I remember everybody in the family getting icky chills when you talk of gay people or drag queens or anything

427
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
because that is what our parents taught us.

428
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Gradually over time, when I went to college, I was there with a lot of gay people and all sorts of our variety of people.

429
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I started realizing my parents didn't know what they were talking about.

430
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:23,000
But Freddie Mercury, I kind of figured he was gay from the way he was photographed.

431
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
His mannerisms. Yeah.

432
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I started thinking, you know what? It really doesn't matter because this is awesome music and he is a wonderful entertainer.

433
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,000
He is a terrific songwriter. What the hell does it matter?

434
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:45,000
That really helped me overcome what my parents had taught me.

435
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Well, you know, the kids, not necessarily my parents, they didn't really have an opinion on it that I know of. They didn't really seem to care.

436
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000
They weren't bigoted against them or anything that I know of that I ever knew about.

437
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:04,000
But it was kids in school. Hey, hey, are you meet gays and you're gay.

438
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,000
And then say the F word and all that stuff and punch you in the shoulder and all this stuff.

439
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,000
So it was automatically kind of like a stigma. Like, oh, if you're gay, you're weird.

440
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:21,000
OK, so yeah, and usually that's at its worst when you're going through puberty and just after.

441
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Yeah, yeah. You know, really defensive about your sexuality.

442
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Yeah, I think that's something that I know American teenagers go through.

443
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
I don't know about other countries, but it's pretty common here.

444
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Well, what I've learned to discover is these people with tiny penises have to go around and call you gay to make themselves feel better.

445
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Yeah, in my opinion, a lot of time in high school, that's the first time you have to get naked in front of other guys.

446
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Bingo. Showering gym class. Yeah.

447
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000
And, you know, then you're you're really got to start thinking about your sexuality and your.

448
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Yeah, it's a whole mess. Oh, yeah.

449
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:03,000
But I remember when I really first noticed that I didn't give a shit about it was I was watching Don Kirschner's rock concert.

450
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Do you remember that? Yeah, that used to be good.

451
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Yeah, yeah. It was on Saturday nights about one o'clock or something.

452
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:16,000
I saw Queen. I think it was the Jazz Jazz Tour, something like that.

453
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I seen Freddie Mercury come out and he you know, he was his mannerisms were very gay, even as a younger man.

454
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
You know, well, not even probably not quite even puberty yet.

455
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:37,000
I knew it was something like that, you know, is kind of like, you know, it's like, OK, I think that guy may may have a different preference than me.

456
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:47,000
But, you know, I didn't give a shit. But the crowd, the crowd was a bunch of guys instead of a bunch of women all over, you know, you know, fretting over Freddie.

457
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Then I got to think about I'm like, wow, OK, they do that, too.

458
00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:01,000
You see what I mean? It brought it. It brought it to the man and woman part to me is like they do the same thing.

459
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
They react like, you know, it's just like they're people, too.

460
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:17,000
You know, and like I said, this comes from a stigma of older guys hitting you in the shoulder and calling you gay and a meatgazer and all that, you know, is because is because they thought they were cool or they had to or whatever.

461
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:22,000
So anyhow, OK, let's go ahead and go back on our list there.

462
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:28,000
So up next, they have Corey Feldman's album Angelic to the Core.

463
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I forgot that one.

464
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Damn it. A goth looking Corey Feldman being dragged out of a burning pit by two chicks in white lingerie and fake halos. And then you've got this big, goofy looking gold banner over the top saying Angelic to the Core.

465
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
It's just so spectacularly bad.

466
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I forgot all about that one. That would have made my list, definitely.

467
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yeah. And you still touring that album that came out.

468
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
When was that?

469
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Twenty nineteen eighteen. Twenty sixteen.

470
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Oh, wow. That long ago.

471
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I'm on that album.

472
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
God, I didn't realize it was that long ago.

473
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Wow.

474
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah.

475
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Almost.

476
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
He's getting there. He's milking every little bit out of that cow, isn't he?

477
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Yeah, he is. I mean, the album's almost nine years old and it doesn't seem like it.

478
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Yeah.

479
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Wow.

480
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Okay. Anyhow.

481
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Next one I have is Billy Squires Signs of Life.

482
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Oh, yeah.

483
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000
The album cover looks like one of those old Trapper Keeper notebooks.

484
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:45,000
And like somebody snipped out some pieces of photographs and just threw them down there.

485
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:56,000
You've got this ragged piece of paper with his lips on it and then this weird piece of paper with a blue nose on it and a couple of torn out pieces of paper with eyes on it that don't match.

486
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,000
It's just the ugliest looking mess.

487
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:09,000
It really does look like one of those old Trapper Keepers that you used to take to school.

488
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000
And with all these, it's like these were approved by a whole marketing department.

489
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000
People who make lots of money said, yeah, this is great.

490
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,000
This is like Billy Squires fourth or fifth album, right? Something like that.

491
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, that was the one that kind of damaged his career with his video where he's dancing and prancing around in a frilly bedroom.

492
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Yes. And you know, that took his rock audience and threw him out the window.

493
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Because Don't Say No is one of the very best rock albums ever made.

494
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I mean, that thing is just brutal from start to finish.

495
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
There are some In the Dark, My Kind of Lover, The Stroke.

496
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I mean, all of these great songs are on there and that's just naming four of them.

497
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Every song on there could have been a hit and most of them were a hit.

498
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
And the thing is, it was hard rocking.

499
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:08,000
And then he started going into a more pop direction and then he went into that artsy direction and he lost all his rock audience.

500
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
All of a sudden he became a laughing stock of the rockers.

501
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
And he really kind of screwed his career up doing that.

502
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
That was kind of his Bud Light moment, wasn't it?

503
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000
It was. And like you said, I cannot believe a record company let that happen.

504
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000
You would have thought someone said, wait a minute, wait a minute.

505
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:31,000
This is a guy that put out Don't Say No, one of the best selling albums and The Stroke and My Kind of Lover and In the Dark.

506
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,000
This guy, it really surprised me that they didn't go, no.

507
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Billy, not only are you not putting out this album, but you're not putting out that single either.

508
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:46,000
So I don't know. I mean, he must have had a lot of creative control. That's all I can think of.

509
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Yeah. Just threw his whole audience away.

510
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
He did. He did.

511
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,000
All right. Next up I have Van Halen, Balance.

512
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
That is horrible. That's a two-headed quinn.

513
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
It's on the sea-sauce.

514
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Yes. It's a great album.

515
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Everyone's pulling the other's hair.

516
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Yes.

517
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000
It's a great album. Ugly, ugly, ugly album cover.

518
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Ugly. I've got a theory on the song Humans Being that's on Balance.

519
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Mm-hmm.

520
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
You remember that?

521
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Okay.

522
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Yeah.

523
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,000
It's Sammy Hagar, obviously singing the lead, but it sounds like David Lee Roth on the backing tracks.

524
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:33,000
And I could swear it is him. And I wouldn't put it past Eddie and Alex to do that.

525
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Yeah. Yeah.

526
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
The next time you listen to it...

527
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
They might have been working on that song since before Sammy was in the band.

528
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
They could have been.

529
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Maybe David Lee Roth had already recorded some backing vocals for it way back when.

530
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,000
I wouldn't doubt it. It's a harder rocking song like it used to do with David Lee Roth.

531
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
They went more poppy with Sammy Hagar. So I wouldn't doubt it.

532
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:59,000
And I was just like, that sounds suspiciously like David Lee Roth.

533
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah.

534
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,000
I don't know. We'll probably never know now, but that's just a theory of mine.

535
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
When I first heard it, I'm like, wait a minute.

536
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
So anyhow, go ahead.

537
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Yeah. And it's also notable that this is the last album that Sammy Hagar was on.

538
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,000
And there's one girl trying to pull away and the other is pulling her back by her hair.

539
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,000
And the way they're splitting apart looks like the bee in Van Halen.

540
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
And it's, I don't know, it is just kind of clumsy and odd in my opinion.

541
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
I think they were sending a message.

542
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Yeah. It was kind of like signaling the breakup of Eddie and Sammy.

543
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Yeah. And the thing is that's so tragic about it is Gary Chiron is such a great lead singer.

544
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Front man. Very charismatic.

545
00:41:52,000 --> 00:42:00,000
And he never did get a square shake from anybody because nobody wanted to see a third singer, Van Halen.

546
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Everyone was done with it. They're like, you know what?

547
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Next album I think you're pretty familiar with is the Scorpions Love Drive.

548
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Oh, I got that on mine.

549
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Yeah. Yeah. They're sitting in the back of a limo and the chick's top is pulled apart.

550
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:29,000
And one of her breasts is exposed except the guy's got like a handful of chewing gum from his hand to her breast covering up the nipple.

551
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:38,000
And it's like why in the world would two very well dressed people be playing with an enormous wad of chewing gum in the back of a limo?

552
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000
And there's another Scorpions one that I'll get to too.

553
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:47,000
That one made my list. And then there's another one from back in the same era, Scorpions.

554
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:56,000
It could have been Yulie John Roth. I'm not sure if it was a Rudolph Schenkner yet or not.

555
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

556
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Yeah, they had some real questionable album covers there for a while.

557
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
It's like all these 80s bands were trying to outdo each other.

558
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah. Yeah. And the Scorpions were trying to be cute or clever and just like really creeped them up.

559
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,000
But I'll get to mine later. I got that one. I'm not going to repeat it, but I'll get the other one.

560
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:21,000
So go ahead. Yeah. When we do the best album cover, you go first since I'm going first this time.

561
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Okay. No, that's cool. I just wanted to hear your worst ones first because I knew you're going to come up with some doozies.

562
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Well, here's my next one. There is a band called Orleans. The album is called Waking and Dreaming.

563
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:49,000
And the album cover is all five members of the band who have dark hair and lots of it. And they're standing around draped all over each other, totally naked.

564
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:57,000
You can only see them from the belly up, but they're all hugging on each other and grinning and have arms around each other.

565
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:03,000
And their big old hairy chests are out. And it's like, what kind of message are you exactly trying to tell us?

566
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah, look, hey, we're cool with you and everything. But, you know, hey, if you want to say something, go ahead.

567
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000
It's called Orleans. I'm going to look it up because I'm very unfamiliar with this.

568
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I think, you know, maybe they were trying to get the band to appeal more to the gay market.

569
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:25,000
That could have been. They came out in 76. So that was why disco was already kind of dying.

570
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,000
It was getting kind of mainstreamed. So people were kind of moving away from it.

571
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Very possible. What was the name of the album? Waking and dreaming.

572
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
OK, anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry. Waking and dreaming.

573
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Yeah, a lot of record labels in the 70s and 80s. Oh, my gosh.

574
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,000
They look like the Bee Gees. They look like the Bee Gees with dark hair. Uh huh. With no tops.

575
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Oh, my gosh. Yep.

576
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Now this could be my search history. Fuck.

577
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Well, it was no different than the top porn.

578
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I had to look up some of the porn references when the election night.

579
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,000
You know, I did this on two douchebags and a microphone.

580
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:22,000
But I did like a rundown of the top states that did porn during the time that, you know, they were tallying the votes.

581
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Because there it seemed like a lot of people chose to go to porn for relaxation before they found out who won.

582
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:38,000
And they had a state by state. Pornhub came out with a state by state list of what porn was the most, you know, favored in that state.

583
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
And Missouri was like blow and go or something like that. Right.

584
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,000
So I'm like, oh, let's see what it means. It's like some dude that services like ten guys.

585
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,000
And I was like, after I did that, I go, hey, Rob, I got it. Here's what it is.

586
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
I'm like, oh, man, Missouri's a bunch of filthies. I'm like, oh, shit, that's in my search engine now.

587
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,000
So anyhow.

588
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Oh, well, you know what? People just go, well, that's Mark. Whatever.

589
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
We love him. We love him anyhow.

590
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Yep. Anymore. That just makes you blend in.

591
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
You know what? You're right. Oh, he's a freak. Oh, cool. All right.

592
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Anyhow, go ahead. Sorry about that. I just had to look at that.

593
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Hello, you there?

594
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Topher.

595
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
All right.

596
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
So, OK, where were you at? We had a little malfunction there.

597
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Yeah. Well, I'll start.

598
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
It's the band is Three Dog Night and the album is called Hard Labor.

599
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:54,000
It features a delivery room, circa mid 70s, and the creature giving birth has giant chicken feet and a weird pig face.

600
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000
And there's all the members of the band dressed up like doctors.

601
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:04,000
And there's a bunch of surgical instruments and microphones lying about.

602
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
And the baby they're delivering is a 12 inch vinyl record.

603
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Oh, my gosh.

604
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:27,000
It is so aggressively ugly, it will cause nightmares if you look at it.

605
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I mean, just the surgical instruments hanging out on the floor. Oh, my gosh.

606
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
They're enough to make you cringe. I see it. I see it. I just looked it up.

607
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I encourage anybody listening to this, be near your PC and look this shit up.

608
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:50,000
They're so bad.

609
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
OK. Yeah, you ready for the next one?

610
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Yes, I am.

611
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I've got three left. They're kind of getting worse as I go along. I got to admit this.

612
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
OK, this is Ted Nugent. So you know it's going to be bad.

613
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:08,000
And the album is called Love Grenade.

614
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:15,000
All the Ted Nugent's albums were horrible because it always had him in a loincloth doing something.

615
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I mean, like one of his hands were guitars.

616
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,000
One of them cat scratch fever where his chest was all scratched up.

617
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:30,000
He may have done something without him on it. But the ones I remember is, is that.

618
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000
You know, the one where he's in a loincloth there doing something crazy. But anyhow, go ahead.

619
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Well, I kind of wish he had put himself on the album cover because what you've got is like the back seat of a limo.

620
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
And there's a giant roasting pan.

621
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:52,000
And in the roasting pan is a naked woman trussed up like a turkey with her arms tied behind her back.

622
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:57,000
And she has a grenade in her mouth.

623
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
What kind of an acid trip was he on?

624
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:07,000
I don't know. There's guitar picks strewn around and a little part of a guitar in the foreground.

625
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,000
It's just it's like a horror nightmare.

626
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Oh, my gosh. Is there any type of LSD or something or heroin that would make. Oh, geez.

627
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:29,000
And even even this even though this woman is crouching in a roasting pan full of vegetables with a grenade in her mouth, she doesn't look very upset about it.

628
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:35,000
She looks kind of casual. Yeah, it happens.

629
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:41,000
She's like, yeah, whatever. No, no problem. No big deal here. Everything's good.

630
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Oh, my God. Oh, golly.

631
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,000
All right. Then the next one I have is Crosby, Stills and Nash.

632
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
No young album is called the album is called Live It Up.

633
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Maybe it's why that I don't know. Maybe it's a live album.

634
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:11,000
But let's see in the album cover, you're on the moon looking at the earth in the distance, which is and you've got the lumberjacks climbing up and with their, you know, climbing rigs.

635
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,000
And on the end of these tree trunks are giant, enormous grilled hot dogs.

636
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,000
This is Crosby, Stills and Nash.

637
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000
And what was the name of the album again? Live It Up.

638
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,000
How that has to do with anything like that. I have no fucking idea.

639
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
That sounds like a fuck hammer flyer.

640
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:47,000
It's ugly enough to be on anybody's flyer. Yeah.

641
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:55,000
One of the lumberjacks has even cut his tree trunk and the top part with the wiener on it is falling away.

642
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Even better.

643
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Oh, and you know, Crosby, Stills and Nash, you knew that, you know, they're like acid, heroin, you know, combos.

644
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Yeah, they were. Yeah. Any drugs.

645
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah, that does not surprise me.

646
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Yeah, I'm not wondering why they did that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

647
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:30,000
But I mean, the whole thing looks like it was put together with a really, really crappy early version of Photoshop because everything you can clearly see, nothing belongs together.

648
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000
They were just pieces cut out and dropped down on top of each other.

649
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Oh, it was that bad, huh?

650
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:39,000
It's a real cut and paste kind of thing.

651
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Before smartphones. Yeah.

652
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
All right. My last one is Limp Bizkit.

653
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Chocolate starfish in the hot dog flavored water.

654
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,000
With the weird people like, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. That thing is. Yeah.

655
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,000
It's like you've got five weird creatures that kind of look like Gollum.

656
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Yeah. They're naked and lounging in a big pile of hot dogs.

657
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000
And one of them is holding a starfish out to you that has a great big rectum on it.

658
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Of course, that's what a chocolate starfish is. It's your butthole.

659
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
And the hot dog flavored water. Well, you can guess where that is.

660
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

661
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I remember that album. It's dreary and these creatures are distorted and malformed.

662
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000
And yeah, it's just it's awful.

663
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Even if you like Limp Bizkit, I think you would have to agree that that is a horrible album cover.

664
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

665
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,000
It's crazy. It's one of those what were they thinking kind of moments?

666
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Yeah. It's like Fred Durst obviously had creative control.

667
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Yeah. Yeah. Well, Fred Durst has happily adopted the nickname asshole.

668
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Yeah. Yeah. Somebody gave him that nickname and he's real happy with it.

669
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000
So that's kind of where the chocolate starfish came in. I guess that's his nickname.

670
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He he gets off on pissing people off and just being against the grain dick.

671
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Yep. So anyhow, oddly enough, there is two episodes of the medical drama House that Fred Durst is on.

672
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
And he plays a bartender. Didn't know that.

673
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Yeah. It's two connected episodes. The first one is called House's Head and the second one is called Wilson's Heart.

674
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
I'll have to look that up.

675
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:37,000
And Fred Durst plays the bartender as House tries to piece together a blackout night and what happened and what he did.

676
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:45,000
He does an OK job as the bartender, but it was just kind of odd to see him show up there of all places.

677
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah. White House. He must have had a friend that worked on the set or something.

678
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Hey, can you do me a solid, man? I'm kind of out of work right now.

679
00:53:53,000 --> 00:54:00,000
He played House. He is a musician and since retiring from acting, he's doing a lot of music stuff.

680
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
So why he liked Limp Bizkit, I'll never know.

681
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Me neither. But they've had a resurgence. Do you know that? Limp Bizkit?

682
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Yeah. They're out on tour with Corey Feldman.

683
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Yeah. And they headline some festivals. They've had some festivals this year and last year.

684
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,000
And I don't know why they're popular again. It doesn't make sense.

685
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,000
I mean, they should have been popular in the first place, but oh well.

686
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Nostalgia. Nostalgia, I guess. Yeah. With Corey Feldman of all.

687
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,000
And on with you. The guy was joking and it hit. He was just having fun.

688
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000
And then all of a sudden he was like, haha, this is a big joke.

689
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000
And then he's like, I'm just going to stick with it. I'm going to keep playing it. Fuck it.

690
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Yeah. As long as he's getting paid. Why not? Yeah. Hell yeah. I don't blame him.

691
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,000
He's like a comedian sticking with his aim routine. As long as they want to hear it.

692
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Yeah. He's not getting it from royalties, so he might as well.

693
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,000
He got fucked on all them, didn't he? I'm pretty sure he did.

694
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Oh yeah. Everybody got screwed on the record deal. Yeah.

695
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:12,000
All right. My worst albums. Number one, Lover Boy, Get Lucky.

696
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Oh yeah. Yeah. It's a tight red pants. Yeah. On the back behind there over his asshole.

697
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:28,000
He's got his fingers crossed. Yeah. And it's like I saw that today on a music channel.

698
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:33,000
They were playing one of the Lover Boy songs and that album cover popped up.

699
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:42,000
It was like, oh, nasty, fake red leather glued to his ass. It's just the stupid. Go back to Canada, man.

700
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Yeah. Loving every minute of it.

701
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Okay. Working for the Weekend became an icon because of classic rock radio stations.

702
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
They do the Yabba Dabba Doo, Fred Flintstone, Five O'Clock Friday.

703
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:04,000
And then it would be followed by Working for the Weekend and then maybe Joe Walsh.

704
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:13,000
And they do this collage of all these songs together with a couple of quitting time horns and all that stuff.

705
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's how come it was always kind of like an icon working for the weekend.

706
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000
It's because it became kind of like a parody of itself.

707
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:33,000
It's like he was on they were virtually on every classic rock station in America at five o'clock at their time,

708
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:42,000
somewhere in that collage of song. The next one I have here is Scorpion's Animal Magnetism.

709
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Oh yeah. Animal Magnetism has a guy with pants on and this chick on her knees looking like she's getting ready to give him oral.

710
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,000
But the thing that's wrong with this picture is this right here.

711
00:56:54,000 --> 00:57:01,000
There's a doberman pincher right next to the chick with his nose right there.

712
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,000
What the fuck is a doberman pincher doing there in that situation?

713
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And what are they planning? They're going to have a three way with the dog.

714
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Yes. It is nasty. It's like, okay, I get this. I get this. It's rock. It's like, you know, it's taboo.

715
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Look at this, man. I got animal magnetism. This chick just jumped on her knees for me.

716
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,000
And then there's a dog there. It's like, wait a minute. What the fuck you guys.

717
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
What the fuck you guys got planned here? Get that dog out of there.

718
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:34,000
So anyway, yeah, it is the biggest. Why the fuck did they do that?

719
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:40,000
When, you know, it's like that would. Yeah, that was just wrong. Whatever they were doing.

720
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:46,000
The next one, I didn't go quite as absurd on a lot of years like a lot of years.

721
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:53,000
I'm just going once. It didn't make sense on some of them. Some of them are absurd, but Rush permanent waves.

722
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Oh, yeah. That was really stupid.

723
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Yeah. It was like this town just destroyed and a lady with a stress on this being blown up in her white underwear walking.

724
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Yeah. And it's kind of like a fifties style hairstyle or something. Yeah. Yeah.

725
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Like almost like a Jackie Kennedy or something. Yeah.

726
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000
And it makes no sense at all no matter how you look at it. It's like, what does this mean?

727
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:28,000
I mean, I get it. The album is permanent waves and the woman's got like a perm and she's got wavy hair.

728
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
But I mean, that's kind of childish analogy, isn't it? Can't you go any deeper?

729
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Yeah. Why? Yeah. Yeah. For a band is in depth as a rush. Why would you do that?

730
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:53,000
And then, you know, like the skirt blowing up, her dress blowing up, the one to skirt, her dress blowing up in her white underwear and walking in a town that had been demolished by a flood or something.

731
00:58:53,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah. Is that supposed to be like the famous picture of the Marilyn Monroe standing over the steam vent and the blows her skirt up?

732
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:15,000
It kind of has that feel, but it's not it's not enough of that feel to make you think that or, you know, you can get the correlation, but it doesn't really someone couldn't walk up and go, oh, I get it. Marilyn Monroe.

733
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:25,000
You know, yeah. So, yeah, it is kind of that like that, but it's not enough of it to convince me that that's what they were trying to do.

734
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Yeah. So the next. I'm looking at the album cover and there's like a tsunami coming in behind her and her dress is blowing up enough to show you where her panties and she's giving you a very sexually inviting look.

735
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Yeah, but she's in a town that had been destroyed. There's rubble everywhere.

736
00:59:47,000 --> 01:00:01,000
It's like it's leveled by a flood or something. Yeah, something like that. So, okay, you just survived a flood. So what do you think this chick all of a sudden just gets horny? Man, floods make me hot.

737
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:16,000
The street with his arm up trying to get her attention. It makes no sense at all. You know, she'd be like you think she'd be wondering is my family okay, but no, no, no. Look, I'm going to entice this guy.

738
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Anyhow, okay. The next one is Pantera. This is before their hard rock tough guy stuff when they were glam metal is called metal magic.

739
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:49,000
And it is a very primitive cat that's muscular and has a man's body in like in underwear type of thing, you know, like a competition bodybuilder and a very see that I'm looking at it.

740
01:00:49,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Yeah, how would you describe that? Yeah, it's like a feral cat head on top of a bodybuilder's body, but he looks also kind of demonic. Yeah, got a tail and long fingernails.

741
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:15,000
And he's got like some sort of a weird ass sword. That's kind of a dagger. Yeah, like they didn't know how to draw a whole sword and dagger. So they started out with a really thin dagger and then added a giant sword blade on the end.

742
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Yes.

743
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000
This is another one that makes you go what the fuck.

744
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Even the colors are nasty. I mean, yeah, the colors are awful color palette.

745
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Now you know why they didn't make it in glam and they had to go to power rock or power. I don't call it metal power hard rock. So, well, the first song on the album is called ride my rocket.

746
01:01:46,000 --> 01:02:01,000
That should tell you something.

747
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:20,000
And let me see this album cover here I'm trying to find it to describe it right.

748
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:38,000
See if you can help me with this. It's like a very weird looking grim reaper with people with like these Mulan Rouge mass and pig mass and white ghost mass and baby.

749
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:51,000
And, and some sort of a, I don't know, ghost dog, all on the, all on the front of this album for no apparent reason. Do you have that up. Do you see what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

750
01:02:51,000 --> 01:03:11,000
He's, there's a famous painting by her on a mishposh called the. Oh my is three paintings that go together it's like heaven and hell and purgatory and there's all sorts of bizarre imagery and I think they were trying to kind of recreate that a little bit that

751
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:25,000
would make sense because I really didn't get it, and I'm not familiar with that painting, but that would make sense of why they would do it in this type of, you know, because Iron Maiden is a very well thought of band, everything that they've ever done or, well,

752
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:42,000
minus Paul Deano and Blaise Bailey the guy in the middle, when, when Bruce quit to work for British Airlines. Everything with Bruce Dickinson has been a concept album about periods in time.

753
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:59,000
And this would make sense. I would think like maybe like times. Yes, something like that and I think they chose that painting to kind of recreate it. This would be something Iron Maiden would do with Bruce Dickinson and it was done with Bruce Dickinson I do believe.

754
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:18,000
Yeah, it was out in 2003. Brave New World was to that yeah Bruce was back in the band. Okay. It was not their best seller even close to it obviously. Yeah, so what you said would make sense of why they would do that because like I said Iron Maiden is a very educated well thought of band.

755
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Even though people think that they're like, oh, they're metal. No, actually they're really educated and they chose to play this type of music because they like it. So, yeah, and it's very intricate.

756
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:39,000
And it's a lot of pieces put together, and the guitars they have are amazing along with Steve Harris the bassist is insanely good.

757
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:53,000
And then Bruce Dickinson is a fantastic musician himself plus a hell of a lead singer. A top 10 fencer in the world at one time and also a pilot and a novelist and a performer.

758
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:58,000
What else can he do, you know, I know it's amazing you have time for all this stuff.

759
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Yeah, I know I don't know how you had time for it either and he hates Sharon Osbourne.

760
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:15,000
A lot of people do. Yeah. Yeah, I guess Sharon Osbourne paid one of the opening bands when he was on Ozfest.

761
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:21,000
When Iron Maiden was on Ozfest she paid one of the opening bands to egg Iron Maiden.

762
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:29,000
And Bruce Dickinson went out there and made fun of her and shit and she didn't like it because he felt like he was getting fucked over somehow.

763
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Look up the whole story is pretty interesting. Yeah, well, yeah. So this happened quite a while ago, but the full story came out much later as one of those things.

764
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:47,000
So anyhow, the next one that I have is Black Sabbath. Born Again.

765
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:53,000
All right. You ever see that one. It's the one with Ian Gillan of Deep Purple in it. I know they've had several Deep Purple singers.

766
01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Yes, but this had Ian Gillan, the most prolific Deep Purple singer, the one you hear on Smoke on the Water and Highway Song and all that stuff.

767
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:14,000
That guy right there, you know, anyhow, he was on this album. But the album is a devil baby that's on fire.

768
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Yeah, it's nasty. It's all like orange is red. Yes. It's got green eyes and long yellow fingernails and like this screaming demonic baby that just got born.

769
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Yeah, it makes no sense at all why they would like do this type of artwork on this album.

770
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:37,000
You know, yeah, they're trying to get back to their what would you call it?

771
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Quasi Satanist. You know, they weren't they weren't really but they they're like a lot of those bands that like to portray that image because that's what 15 year old boys liked.

772
01:06:48,000 --> 01:07:01,000
You know, yeah, you know, they heard about Alistair Crowley and all the occult stuff and Black Magic and Voodoo and, you know, that intrigued younger males.

773
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Yeah, there are a lot of times throughout musical, you know, pop music history where it became cool to be Satanistic.

774
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:14,000
Yeah, yeah, because the bands, a lot of them had nothing to do with it. Some of them did.

775
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Some of them did. But a lot of them had nothing to do with Satanism, but they portrayed it to sell albums just like backmasking.

776
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:36,000
So, oh, it says Satan is your Lord backwards. It doesn't really it doesn't really say that it sounds like something because everybody's language backwards occasionally says something else.

777
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:44,000
So in another language, so it they did that so people would spend their records backwards ruin them and buy a new one.

778
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:54,000
It was brilliant. And so they had people go out and say, hey, did you know that Led Zeppelin says Satan is my Lord, you're all going to die. What? Yeah, it's backwards.

779
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Which song? I don't know. One of them on physical graffiti, Side 2.

780
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:08,000
You know, and it worked, man. Kids go through all the albums and play it backwards, destroy them, then go buy another one and probably destroy that one trying to find them.

781
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:15,000
So your turntable, too. Yeah, you would. Yes. And probably a lot of turntables were screwed up because of it.

782
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:21,000
So Black Sabbath did this to try to get back to that roots, you know, I think so.

783
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Kind of like, oh, we got to go back to the devil worshiping image because that's what sold.

784
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:29,000
But really, they were kind of like Van Halen. People were tired of lead singers.

785
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:38,000
They're like, look, you had Ozzy, you had Dio, two of the best, you know, Ian Gillan, as good as he is. Still, it didn't work.

786
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Now, you know, people are that's deep purple. That is not Sabbath. So don't do it.

787
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:50,000
So anyhow, it'd be like Ozzy going to deep purple. No, no.

788
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:59,000
So anyhow, and not only Ab and Richie Blackmore probably hated him because he was not Ozzy was far from a perfectionist.

789
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:05,000
So yeah, so yeah, he was probably like Dio that considered Ozzy kind of a joke.

790
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:13,000
So anyhow, the next one, you might be familiar with this one, you know, ministry, right?

791
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Dark Side of the Spoon. Have you ever seen that? I'm bringing it up. OK.

792
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:35,000
It is a fat lady. Oh, good. Yeah, it is a fat lady. I think she's sitting on a giant spoon.

793
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:40,000
It's hard to tell. It's kind of dark. But yeah, yeah, only naked.

794
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Life of Butkleavage. Yes, it is horrible, horrible.

795
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:50,000
And I understand the parody Dark Side of the Spoon, Dark Side of the Moon.

796
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:56,000
But why would you choose to have this very pale-ish, very unattractive looking,

797
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:08,000
at least from the backside, probably from the front too, with all these like overhang and cottage cheese on a spoon?

798
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:12,000
So I'm trying to figure out what she's writing on the blackboard.

799
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,000
She's got a dunce cap on her head. Yes. Writing something on the blackboard.

800
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:24,000
I can't read it either. I know. Look, man, look, everybody's a fan of curves.

801
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Everyone has a everyone loves Chunky's. No big deal.

802
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:36,000
This thing here should not be on it. So anyhow, I wonder if they picked a woman

803
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:44,000
who would be considered by most people not sexually attractive as a way to get away with having a naked woman on the album.

804
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:49,000
I believe so. If she was like model thin with a great bod. It would be a big hubbub.

805
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,000
And probably would make them put a sticker over it. I agree. I agree.

806
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,000
But because it was done like this, no one gave a shit. Yeah.

807
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:02,000
It was like no one's going to get a boner over that. Who cares? Kind of their thought. That might be their reasoning.

808
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Simple as that, you know. Yeah. Well, it's not sexually provocative because nobody likes that.

809
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:11,000
We took we took ten teenage males in a room and they all looked at her.

810
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:16,000
None of them got a boner. OK, leave it on there.

811
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000
All in the name of decency. Yes, yes.

812
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:24,000
And they are the purveyors of what is decent and what is not.

813
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:29,000
Thank God they're doing it for us, right? Yes. Yeah. Fuck those guys.

814
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,000
Coincidentally, going to see was next week.

815
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:39,000
One of the people that bought the PMRC, Vietnam and destroyed him, destroyed him.

816
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:47,000
Anyhow, on the one that I watched, oh shit, where was Owen Tulsa, the was show there a couple of years ago.

817
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:55,000
He had all of these Frank Zappa and John Denver and all these guys tearing up the PMRC on a big, huge screen.

818
01:11:55,000 --> 01:12:05,000
And it was just so funny revisiting that because Frank Zappa was speaking in such terms that Tipper Gore and all those idiots were just sitting there with their mouth open.

819
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000
They did not understand how he was making fun of them.

820
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:19,000
They did not have the intelligence to understand that this guy was so much more intelligent than them that he could make fun of them right in front of their face.

821
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:22,000
And they had no idea. It was funny. Yeah.

822
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:31,000
They did. It is a perfect example of how people look when they realize they seriously misunderstood underestimated somebody.

823
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Yes. Way out of their league.

824
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:41,000
And they all did it for buzz. They named themselves the Washington wives and they thought they're all going to stop this indecency.

825
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:49,000
They weren't worried about murder. They weren't worried about drugs. They were worried about a fucking album cover.

826
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:56,000
Idiots. And they figured everyone would pay attention to them. Yeah. Because they were cute, mostly blonde, white women.

827
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Yes. That was the other thing. Husbands were powerful politicians.

828
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:05,000
Look, you can trust us. We're Aryan. Fucking assholes. Yep. Anyhow.

829
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:12,000
They're no different from the people who try to horn in on their spouse's military rank.

830
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Yes. Yes. Yep. Same thing. Same thing, only a little bit different done a little bit differently.

831
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:25,000
This next one, I'm pretty sure. Like we elected your spouse, we didn't elect you. So shut up and go away.

832
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:32,000
And a lot of us didn't elect your spouse. I did not like Al Gore. I couldn't have voted for him anyhow. I think he was Tennessee.

833
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:37,000
But I thought he was one of the biggest fucking idiots I've ever seen standing straight up. So.

834
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Yeah. What he was was a very good ventriloquist dummy.

835
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:47,000
That was it. That was it. Yeah. He would say whatever he was told to say and be kind of convincing about it.

836
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:53,000
And that's it. That was his job. Yep. He had Bill Clinton's hand up his ass and he spoke.

837
01:13:53,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Yeah. He had to make room for Bill Clinton's hand along with China's hand.

838
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,000
China too. Yeah. You know what? That's a whole other story.

839
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:09,000
You know, maybe we'll do a political show and go into some of that shit. I mean, I wouldn't mind doing that.

840
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:16,000
A non-denominational where we take both sides and give the absurdity of them.

841
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,000
I wouldn't mind doing something like that one day.

842
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:27,000
So and some of the tricks have been portrayed on the American public and some of the nasty things that they've done towards certain groups of people.

843
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Anyhow, that's a whole other thing. OK. This next one. Yeah.

844
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:35,000
Ministry. Oh, no, not ministry.

845
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Rob Zombie. Mom, do sex head. Have you ever seen that one? Rob Zombie.

846
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:51,000
What is it called? Mondo sex or Mom, though, Mom, though, sex head.

847
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:59,000
And hang on, I got to revisit this because it's horrible to remember everything that's on there.

848
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:05,000
Mom, though, sex head.

849
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:14,000
By Rob Zombie. Oh, yeah, I got it. It's a cute little kitty.

850
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:20,000
Oh, you're talking about the original cover art. Yes, the original cover art.

851
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:29,000
The replacement cover art was a cute little kitty with one red demonic eye. But yeah, the original cover art.

852
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:38,000
Yes. Let's see. But there's also which which original cover art are you looking at?

853
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:43,000
From the vinyl release, it shows a almost naked woman.

854
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,000
OK, there's one before that standing up and you see her standing sideways.

855
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:52,000
There's one before that that has like arrows pointing towards something that looks like a vagina.

856
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:58,000
But it has a human eye over on the side of it looking towards the vagina looking thing.

857
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:03,000
And it has a hand on the other side reaching towards the vagina looking thing.

858
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Now, I only found that one time, but that was the original release.

859
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:13,000
And that's when I'm that's the one that I'm referring to because the kitty's stupid and all that.

860
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:18,000
You know, the original artwork, I don't think that bad because that's his wife.

861
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:28,000
And that was the one that played in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I think. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's her.

862
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:39,000
And anyhow, that's kind of like her image, you know, she's kind of scantily clad and kind of tough and kind of, you know, kind of hot, tough, tough, hot or something like that.

863
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:43,000
I think that's a pretty I think that's a pretty good image.

864
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:50,000
I don't think that's bad. But the original image I found only one time and it's the weirdest thing.

865
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:54,000
And I don't know how to go back and find it again.

866
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,000
So anyhow, that that was that one.

867
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:00,000
And I don't have any way of really describing that, except like I did.

868
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000
If you ever find it, you'll see what I mean.

869
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:09,000
OK, the next one, Pantera vulgar display of power.

870
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,000
You remember that one? Yeah. Yeah.

871
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:16,000
It's a picture of a guy's fist smashing a guy's nose.

872
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:22,000
And it's just corny. It's corny as fuck.

873
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000
Yeah. Like I said, it's power hard rock.

874
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:29,000
And they were like getting the lowest common denominator pretty much.

875
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:33,000
I mean, it's like, you know, they're getting these people out on the street.

876
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:38,000
They're like wearing their wearing their fucking what would you call them?

877
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,000
Gym shirts or whatever or their tank tops.

878
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:45,000
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Tough guys.

879
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Yeah. All those in Pantera because they punch people in the face.

880
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000
That type of thing. It's just stupid.

881
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:58,000
Oh, go ahead. It's not that different from an album covered by Anthrax where they had a.

882
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:05,000
It's exactly the guy whose head was being held by one hand and was erupting through his mouth.

883
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Yes. And actually, I think they got the idea from them, even though they didn't ever say that I know of.

884
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:22,000
Yeah. And anyhow, it was just corny because, like I said, it appealed to dirtbags.

885
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:28,000
Yeah. Yeah. It was probably how they spent their party nights. Yeah.

886
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:35,000
Beating up people. The next one, Metallica Load.

887
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:40,000
I like to call it load of shit. It was a horrible album.

888
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:48,000
That's when everyone started calling them alternative because they did horrible music that was nothing like their roots.

889
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:57,000
But the album cover is just stupid. It looks like a water painting almost of kind of fire looking stuff, but almost water looking stuff.

890
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:02,000
But almost like an amoeba looking thing. Are you looking at it?

891
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:12,000
It's like they spilled something on a pane of glass and it kind of mottled red and clear and gloopy.

892
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:18,000
And yeah, it's like maybe somebody had bloody diarrhea on the top of the glass coffee table.

893
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:25,000
That's what it is. I think Lars, after a night of heavy sex, yeah, probably had some bloody diarrhea.

894
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,000
Yeah. For whatever reason.

895
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:37,000
I imagine what they were going for was that's the load you just blew into a virgin and that's why there's blood.

896
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:43,000
Ah, I think you hit it. I think that's it. Okay. Well, all right.

897
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,000
Doesn't that sound like something Lars would come up with?

898
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,000
Yes, it does.

899
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,000
You've got little man syndrome?

900
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Yes. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. You know what? I think you're right. That was Lars going, hey, and then we're going to do this.

901
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:10,000
We're going to make this thing that looks like a virgin blood would come and a dark anus. Yeah. Yeah.

902
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
I can't stand Lars.

903
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:15,000
He was probably so happy when he got his way.

904
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,000
His tiny little fists are going, yay.

905
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:26,000
And James Help is thinking, how did I go through life not beating the shit out of this little bitch?

906
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:30,000
James Hempfield, the sheepdog. He looks like a sheepdog. He really does.

907
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,000
He kind of does. Yeah.

908
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:40,000
He does. Okay. And then the final one I have is Hole. Remember Hole? Courtney Love. Remember that lovely lady? Yeah.

909
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Married to Kurt Cobain. Looks like a horse.

910
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:54,000
They had this album called Live Through This, which Kurt Cobain did not. Kurt Cobain did not live through that.

911
01:20:54,000 --> 01:21:09,000
But. No. Yeah. Live Through This has this ugly looking prong queen looking thing like squinching her eyes and appearing to be happy but in pain.

912
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:15,000
Let's see. And her eye makeup is all smeared under her. Her mascara is all smeared under her eyes.

913
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,000
She kind of looks like a half ass Alice Cooper. Yes.

914
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:24,000
And she's got her mouth open kind of screaming and that stupid looking crown. Yeah.

915
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:37,000
A bouquet of flowers. Yeah. Yeah. It's it is a nasty looking album cover by probably someone in my opinion.

916
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:43,000
I don't know. Has some miles on her. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Retreads.

917
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:48,000
She's prom queen. You know she had to do what she needed to do to become prom queen. We all understand that.

918
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:53,000
I think we've all been there in our life. Yes.

919
01:21:53,000 --> 01:22:01,000
All right. And that's such a not only is it an unattractive picture but it just has nothing to do with the band or the album as far as I can tell.

920
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:08,000
No. Not at all. It had nothing to do with anything. And it's like hey let's gross people out with this shit.

921
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:13,000
And like you said she's like an Alice Cooper wannabe with the eye makeup.

922
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:19,000
The one eye looks like Alice Cooper and the other eye looks like Alice Cooper's first get up.

923
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:26,000
Have you noticed that. Yeah. Where he just had like yeah yeah the eyelashes prolific and you know painted on.

924
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:32,000
And then the other one looks like almost looking they could almost look like she has a couple of black eyes too.

925
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:40,000
It could almost be that it could be that also. So well yeah whatever that is it's not right and they should have never done it.

926
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:46,000
So yeah. And she's got her mouth open Kim Kardashian style or for me to accept the sausage.

927
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:52,000
Yes. If you look in there enough you can see some white dots. I wonder where that's from.

928
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:59,000
Yeah. Oh yeah. Teeth or maybe a little gum or maybe. Oh oh oh. Well never mind.

929
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:05,000
I got it. I got it. She looks like she didn't. She wasn't given that courtesy tap.

930
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:13,000
Yeah. Yeah that's it. No courtesy tap. Yeah. She had to take it. She had to take it.

931
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:22,000
No courtesy tap. We're sorry. All right. Now these are my best album covers.

932
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:31,000
My first one and I think you might agree with this I don't know is Alice Cooper from the inside. Oh yeah.

933
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:38,000
That's a good one. That thing was magnificent. If anyone that's unfamiliar is it's a picture of Alice Cooper.

934
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:50,000
He's got like a bluish face right. Yeah. Yeah. And it's of him like really crazed looking because this is the album he wrote in the insane asylum.

935
01:23:50,000 --> 01:24:01,000
And everything that he wrote was about people and experiences in that insane asylum with a very power ballad that really should have deserved a lot more credit than what it got.

936
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:06,000
How are you going to see me now. He wrote to his wife when he got home. Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah.

937
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:18,000
He even filmed it. Yeah he did have a video way before that. You're right. And yeah he was basically saying how is she going to look at me now that I come out of this insane asylum and I'm sober.

938
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:26,000
Is she you know she gonna love me when I come home. Is she going to look at me like he was already a hardcore alcoholic when he met her. Yeah.

939
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:32,000
They've never been together with him sober. No he didn't. Yeah. He really was questioning everything.

940
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:42,000
And plus he's coming down from everything and he was quitting you know. So anyhow but like he had very famous songs like Billy and Millie was it.

941
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:51,000
Yeah. Oh Billy Oh Millie criminally insane. I'll cut up the title of a bag. I was glad it lasted longer kind of cut off right in the middle.

942
01:24:51,000 --> 01:25:02,000
It did seem like a song that had needed a second act. Yeah it was about a lady that like killed her husband and cut him up in baggies and this Billy guy was her lover and helped her.

943
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:13,000
This is someone that he met in the insane asylum but it said Billy and Millie criminally insane. I'll cut up and seal tight in baggies because love makes you do crazy things.

944
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:22,000
So anyhow this album it opens up. OK. And it's got his crazy makeup and he's got this crazed look in his eye.

945
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:35,000
I mean he just looks insane. You open it up and it has pictures of him in a in a rubber suit in a straight jacket and has pictures of people that are portraying the people that he met in there.

946
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:43,000
I don't think it was that. Yeah. Millie and Billy and Johnny and Jack Knife Johnny was a good one. Yeah.

947
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:52,000
Nurse Rosetta never let her peer in numbers down her sweater. Yeah that was it. Yeah yeah. And she was like this nurse that was like really kind of a sex pot.

948
01:25:52,000 --> 01:26:05,000
But she get mad at you if she caught you looking at her tits. Yeah. Anyhow brilliant brilliant. Yeah. To me is the most brilliant concept album ever.

949
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:15,000
The I think when you pulled the vinyl disc out the sleeve on that showed a picture of him clutching his discharge papers and yes through the door. Yes. Yep.

950
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:24,000
Yeah that thing was brilliant all the way through not only the music the concept the artwork everything was perfect.

951
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:29,000
They spent a lot of money on that because it was supposed to be a comeback album.

952
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:37,000
And it did well and it did get attention it just didn't do as well as it should have done. Yeah. That album was so good.

953
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:42,000
I consider it one of the best albums he's ever done with like billion dollar babies or something like that.

954
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:49,000
I put it up there with those. I don't know if everyone does but I just I have a love for that album that's insane.

955
01:26:49,000 --> 01:27:00,000
And ironically he would have to wait another 10 years for his comeback album which was 89 trash. Yeah. Yeah trash it had poison on it right.

956
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:09,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ten years later he actually had a comeback album but he was like in the glam metal thing now.

957
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:16,000
But he wasn't glam. He was shock rock still he is the same guy. But the glam metal loved him.

958
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:28,000
You know especially when he was singing. Both albums featured a lot of guest appearances from other musicians famous musicians and songwriting credits with a lot of other musicians.

959
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:39,000
So they're really team efforts both both of those albums. And did Desmond Child write anything on that or not. I cannot remember.

960
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:47,000
I can't remember either. I think Desmond Child he wrote Aerosmith Kiss Def Leppard. He wrote for everybody.

961
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:54,000
Desmond Child was an unsung hero. He wrote he wrote hits for bands and whenever they needed a hit they went to him.

962
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:01,000
And I think I think Alice Cooper might have went to him for maybe poison or something like that. But anyhow it doesn't matter.

963
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:13,000
Anyhow the next one I have is Kiss Alive. Oh I've got that one. That thing. Yeah it is the perfect image of their shock rock big stage.

964
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:21,000
Ace Freely is jamming over there. You know Gene Simmons over there with his tongue out blood you know fire.

965
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:30,000
Paul Stanley is being the lover with his hairy chest and the guitar. And Peter Chris is you know the cat man back there is just a perfect image of what they were.

966
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:40,000
And it is a poster for all ages. That thing was yeah it is just it brought them on the map. The artwork brought them on the map.

967
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:48,000
And then the music. They did not get big until Kiss Alive. They did not have anything until Kiss Alive.

968
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:58,000
And Kiss Alive is when they rediscovered rock and roll all night. And go ahead what. I was going to say have you heard the controversy surrounding that album.

969
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:12,000
Yeah it was recorded not live. Is that what you are talking about. Yeah. They kind of admitted it. They said that a lot of it was added in. But a little bit of it.

970
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:20,000
And then Gene Simmons even pointed out on the cover Ace Freely has got his guitar flipped over and he is playing on the back of it.

971
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:27,000
And that was kind of a nod to yeah this isn't really a live album. That's right. I remember that. Yeah.

972
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:38,000
Yeah and he was trying to justify it. No no no no. Yeah. I mean. No Gene Simmons pointed it out. He said well you know look you can see he has got his guitar flipped over. That should tell you something.

973
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:47,000
No. I mean I understand what he is saying but no. That's not why they did that. I don't think so. No. They weren't given a clue.

974
01:29:47,000 --> 01:30:01,000
But the album cover itself was a stage picture taken in an empty theater. They set them up on stage and got all the stuff going. That was not an actual picture from a concert.

975
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:11,000
No I know and that's the other thing that I found disappointing when I found that out. Yeah. Because it really looked like a live shot of maybe in Detroit or something you know they are on stage.

976
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:20,000
And you know back then I really gave a shit now. I'm like okay whatever. But you know what I mean. Being a younger man and watching this and being mesmerized by it.

977
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:28,000
And I'm like they faked it like that. Kind of leaves a you know an empty feeling. It's like man. Yeah. Nothing sacred.

978
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:35,000
But you know what you got to hang on to is it gave you a lot of joy at the time and that was real. No it was. That was real.

979
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:41,000
And actually who cares if it turns out it wasn't you know the genuine article. You still really felt that joy.

980
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:50,000
This is one of the albums that brought me my love of music. Yeah. Plain and simple. That wasn't fake. No. No no no. I owe a lot of stuff to Kiss.

981
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:59,000
Listen. There's a lot of this selling and all that stuff and Gene Simmons, Pompous, the mouthing off about Ace and Peter and all that stuff.

982
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:07,000
The fact is if it wasn't for Kiss I wouldn't have gotten into the music I love. I would have never picked up a guitar.

983
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:15,000
I would have never went to these concerts that I love and cherish. I wouldn't be going to see him wasp in Wichita in a week.

984
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:27,000
None of this if it wasn't for Kiss and this album. So Kiss I owe them a lot because of this. Their imagery and songs and everything made me love music.

985
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:41,000
So. Yeah. You too right? Yeah. A lot of guys have a lot of people have bands like that. For me it was Alice Cooper quickly followed by Pink Floyd.

986
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:47,000
Yeah I could see both of them too. Anytime a new album came out from either one of those I was all over it.

987
01:31:47,000 --> 01:32:04,000
It really got me into not just listening to music but how is it made and how are the instruments sounding and how do you put this all together just to really dive into the guts of how you create a song and get it out to the public.

988
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:18,000
Pink Floyd really got me because you know Sid Barrett and then you know he flipped out eventually died but they got they had to get rid of him by default.

989
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:27,000
You know he went insane probably from taking acid they think too much or wrong kind or something. Oh yeah he heavily overdid the acid.

990
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:43,000
Yeah but when they brought David Gilmore in the sound was a winning sound. Oh yeah. When before it wasn't in my opinion I thought the music was okay.

991
01:32:43,000 --> 01:33:03,000
But when Gilmore came in there and I think didn't Gilmore replace Barrett. Yeah they initially brought Dave Gilmore into supplement because Sid Barrett was sometimes he'd just stand on stage and stare off into the distance and not move a muscle because he was high off his ass.

992
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:16,000
So they had Dave Gilmore started coming to all the gigs to fill in because they never knew what they were going to get with Sid and eventually they just quit going by to pick Sid up and just weren't just quit taking him to the gigs.

993
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:26,000
Yeah and their music really kicked in when Gilmore had more of a say in their music. Yeah he became a much better songwriting partner for Roger Waters.

994
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:37,000
Sid Barrett wrote some good songs early but then he destroyed his mind and he came up with nothing after that absolutely nothing. He cried and it was garbage.

995
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:54,000
Yeah he fried himself and his plain and simple but the whole point I'm getting at is I mean I like that David Gilmore led to David Gilmore writing more and I think David Gilmore was the secret sauce in Pink Floyd after.

996
01:33:54,000 --> 01:34:07,000
Yeah you know and that's when they really boomed it wasn't under Sid Barrett but anyhow I remember looking at that and going wow how interesting because that was back when I thought like if one guy left the band it was over you know what I mean.

997
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:18,000
Yeah. Yeah you know when you're younger you think like that you're like oh well they can't go on and then it's like wow they did go on and they're might be even better.

998
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:27,000
Yeah. Oh to me they were better. Isn't it funny how we got here from talking about the KISS the live album. Oh it is we always do this.

999
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:34,000
Here since we're well into this podcast. Playoffs. Yeah.

1000
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:38,000
Oh there it goes they all tuned out they all shut it off.

1001
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:44,000
Okay the next one I have is the cult sonic temple.

1002
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:53,000
Oh yeah that thing is just a great rendering of a metalish looking guitar guy with this symbols around.

1003
01:34:53,000 --> 01:35:06,000
I mean it was kind of like a patch you'd put on your shoulder. It was just a perfect looking album cover. The guy is obviously a rocker he strummed the guitar and he's got that rock pose.

1004
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:17,000
He looks great he's got long hair and but you can't really make out a whole lot of detail. It's just a very cool looking album cover.

1005
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:26,000
The next one goes back to in the line of kiss and Alice Cooper and this is Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman.

1006
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:49,000
Oh yeah that thing is so cool because it shows Ozzy there with his fringe jacket spread out you know giving this look and then the back of it it shows a zombie Ozzy and the real Ozzy laying there presumably dead on the table.

1007
01:35:49,000 --> 01:36:04,000
And it's a great concept because it's like oh my god you know there he is and then on the back of it there he is laying with his head on the table and this zombie Ozzy is over there you know looking at the camera kind of growling.

1008
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:10,000
Yeah, yeah it was just great for a young man with the imagination that I had.

1009
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:29,000
This is just really cool I was like wow that is fucking cool and I got to listen to this guy. So I actually got into Diary of a Madman before I got into Blizzard of Oz because I didn't really catch Blizzard of Oz until afterward you know they both came out really close to each other.

1010
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:41,000
And it was kind of hard to get stuff like that KY didn't play a whole lot of Ozzy back then. They did later on, but back then they did not play a whole lot of Ozzy because he was considered fringe.

1011
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:50,000
They're kind of like, I don't know man that guy's, you know, so he wasn't really like a mainstream guy yet.

1012
01:36:50,000 --> 01:37:11,000
So anyhow next one Iron Maiden somewhere in time. I love that yeah Eddie to me that was such a cool Eddie because he's got this space kind of gear on and he's got this symbols of time behind him and different, different periods in time and he's a time traveler.

1013
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:24,000
And it actually it represents Eddie their mascot so well because it shows him looking like he's traveling in time and all the songs are so complimentary to that somewhere in time.

1014
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:33,000
Stranger in a strange land. I mean it was just, it was a great album with some fantastic artwork.

1015
01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:45,000
This next one I love because it's Macabre and Gore which you guys probably figured out that don't know me. That's what I love. Okay Ozzy Osbourne Speak of the Devil.

1016
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,000
That thing.

1017
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:50,000
He is sitting on this throne.

1018
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:54,000
With his mouth open vampire teeth and blood coming down his chin.

1019
01:37:54,000 --> 01:38:04,000
And in the back he's got a midget or a little person in a cloak back there glaring at the camera.

1020
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:08,000
It's just fantastic.

1021
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:11,000
Looking up if you don't know what I'm talking about.

1022
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:21,000
And he used to have the midgets go by and like throw raw meat at the audience.

1023
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:25,000
People come out with like blood all over their face going it was so cool.

1024
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:33,000
This midget or this little person ran around hitting people in a cloak and dagger throwing meat at us.

1025
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,000
Raw meat.

1026
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:38,000
What a gimmick.

1027
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:41,000
Okay and then the next one is Led Zeppelin 1.

1028
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:47,000
Because it is a sketch portrait of the Led Zeppelin preferably like the Hindenburg or something like that.

1029
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:51,000
Blowing up in the air with a big fireball. It is cool looking.

1030
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:53,000
Just looking up if you don't know.

1031
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:58,000
It was great imagery. Great everything.

1032
01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:59,000
The next one.

1033
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:08,000
Especially for the 60's that was really you know fit in with the style of bold stark images and highly defined edges.

1034
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:10,000
Yeah yeah it was brilliant.

1035
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:12,000
It really fit in with the 60's style.

1036
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:15,000
The band was going to be called the New Yardbirds.

1037
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:18,000
And then I think it might have been John Bonham.

1038
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:22,000
He goes oh that is going to go over like a Led Zeppelin.

1039
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:26,000
Everyone looked at each other. Led Zeppelin.

1040
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:29,000
Hey that is our name.

1041
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:33,000
So Led Zeppelin like Def Leppard without the A.

1042
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:36,000
LED. Led Zeppelin.

1043
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:43,000
And that first album was such a the artist work on that is just amazing.

1044
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,000
I mean it is almost like a photo.

1045
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:49,000
It could be like a sketch photo of the Hindenburg from an angle.

1046
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:52,000
I don't know. But it is very cool.

1047
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:58,000
Really classic album. Like you said the imagery and the sketch artists and all that that they had back then.

1048
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,000
It fit the time so well.

1049
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:05,000
And then it also fit the album. That's Dazed and Confused was on that.

1050
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:10,000
I mean it was really kind of like one of those long hard driving albums.

1051
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:13,000
Very good. Yeah.

1052
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:19,000
And then the next one I have is Black Sabbath Live Evil.

1053
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:22,000
This is their live album with Ronnie James Dio.

1054
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:26,000
And it is so good because when you look at album there is so many different things in it.

1055
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:28,000
It's got the neon night at the front of it.

1056
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:32,000
You know with almost like this.

1057
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:34,000
Oh shit. Saber.

1058
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:38,000
Lightsaber looking thing in his hand.

1059
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:43,000
It has like the paranoid crazy guy in a straight jacket in the back.

1060
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:49,000
It's got the mob rules with like the cloaks over their head and the ropes and the daggers.

1061
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:52,000
It's got all this stuff. It has a devil running.

1062
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:55,000
It has all this stuff that Black Sabbath is saying in their songs.

1063
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:59,000
And it's all in the cover of this album somewhere.

1064
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:01,000
And it's really cool.

1065
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:06,000
Yeah it looks like it's really designed so you listen to the album while looking at the cover.

1066
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,000
Yes. Yeah.

1067
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:10,000
In that way it was kind of like a concept album.

1068
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:14,000
It's like you're going to see everything in here that's in this album.

1069
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:16,000
You can see the paranoid guy.

1070
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:17,000
You can see the neon nights.

1071
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:19,000
You can see the mob rules.

1072
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:25,000
You can see the devil which would be like Sabbath bloody Sabbath or something like that.

1073
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:31,000
You can see all this stuff in that album cover.

1074
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,000
And it's done very uniquely.

1075
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:36,000
It's in the dark and you have to look at it closely to see a lot of it.

1076
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,000
It's very cool.

1077
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,000
Yeah.

1078
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:45,000
Then the next one is a very underrated guy as in a mascot.

1079
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:49,000
He is Vic Rattlebone of Megadeth.

1080
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:51,000
That is the name they name their mascot.

1081
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:54,000
This skull looking kind of guy.

1082
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:57,000
Megadeth piece sells.

1083
01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:59,000
That thing is really unique.

1084
01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:06,000
It really accentuates Vic Rattlebone and his presence of Megadeth.

1085
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:08,000
How he was Megadeth.

1086
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,000
You know what I mean?

1087
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:13,000
You've seen Vic Rattlebone and he was like Eddie.

1088
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:16,000
It was kind of like oh there's a Megadeth guy.

1089
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,000
And on this it was just a perfect pose of what they have.

1090
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,000
It has like the uranium in the background.

1091
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:24,000
It has like the atom bomb going off.

1092
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:31,000
It has all of these stuff that accentuates piece sells but nobody's buying.

1093
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:37,000
And the concept was on this is politicians.

1094
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,000
And how it's war for money.

1095
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:44,000
And how they come out and they preach peace and everybody buys in.

1096
01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:46,000
And then all you ever get is war.

1097
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:47,000
War for profit.

1098
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,000
War for money.

1099
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:53,000
The military industrial complex is what they were accentuating when they did this album.

1100
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:57,000
But you only catch it by looking at the album cover.

1101
01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:59,000
Because the album cover.

1102
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:01,000
You'll notice behind them there's a line of flags.

1103
01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:04,000
It really seems like the United Nations.

1104
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:05,000
Yes.

1105
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,000
And it shows that whole thing.

1106
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:14,000
Anyone with any knowledge at all about world history would get this right off.

1107
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:16,000
They would go oh I get it.

1108
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:18,000
Piece sells but who's buying?

1109
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:19,000
Now wait a minute.

1110
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:25,000
Okay what is the biggest industry in the United States and the world?

1111
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:26,000
Military.

1112
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,000
Yeah.

1113
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:34,000
And what did Eisenhower preach the great general and then great president on his way out?

1114
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:37,000
The military industrial complex.

1115
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:40,000
He coined that phrase.

1116
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:44,000
Yeah he said they were a bigger threat than Russia or China or anybody.

1117
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:46,000
And he was fucking right.

1118
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,000
Absolutely.

1119
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:50,000
He's been in their grip ever since.

1120
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:51,000
Yes.

1121
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:54,000
And this is what this album talks about.

1122
01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:56,000
But you wouldn't guess it with the songs.

1123
01:43:56,000 --> 01:44:01,000
Because the songs are so grim and dismal and hard and heavy.

1124
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:04,000
You don't really catch the anger towards them.

1125
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:06,000
You just catch anger.

1126
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,000
You know what I mean?

1127
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:08,000
You know some of the songs.

1128
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:10,000
Like piece sells but who's buying?

1129
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,000
You wouldn't really get that that's what it's aiming at.

1130
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:13,000
But it really is.

1131
01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:17,000
And the only really get at it is if you look at the album cover and understand that.

1132
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,000
So that's the end of my...

1133
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:20,000
I want to startle me.

1134
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:21,000
Okay.

1135
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:23,000
I'm downstairs in my studio.

1136
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:25,000
Oh are you on the...

1137
01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:26,000
I'm downstairs on the hardwood floor.

1138
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,000
You're in the no filter studio?

1139
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,000
Yeah I am.

1140
01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:32,000
Alright I'm in the talk is cheap studio.

1141
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:36,000
Alright.

1142
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:38,000
Overlooking my fuck off sign.

1143
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:41,000
Love it.

1144
01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:43,000
Drinking from your microphone mug.

1145
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,000
Yes.

1146
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,000
Yep.

1147
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,000
Thank you.

1148
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:47,000
That a listener Ed sent in to me.

1149
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:48,000
That was pretty nice.

1150
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:49,000
It was really nice.

1151
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:50,000
I'll post a picture of that online.

1152
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:51,000
Yeah I am gonna.

1153
01:44:51,000 --> 01:44:52,000
Yeah it is a very cool mug.

1154
01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:57,000
And Ed is a very cool person for doing that.

1155
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,000
Yeah.

1156
01:44:58,000 --> 01:44:59,000
Yeah.

1157
01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:00,000
Anyhow.

1158
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:04,000
Topher you have some best album covers to come up with.

1159
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:05,000
Yeah.

1160
01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:08,000
We only had one overlap so that's good.

1161
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,000
That was the Kiss Alive album.

1162
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:16,000
Yep and you know what I mean I could understand that one too because that was so prolific and

1163
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:18,000
cool and so.

1164
01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:21,000
Anyhow go ahead I'm anxious to hear yours.

1165
01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:27,000
Alright first one I have is Pink Floyd album Wish You Were Here.

1166
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:28,000
Oh.

1167
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,000
Go ahead.

1168
01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:36,000
And when I bought it it had a dark blue plastic sleeve over it so you couldn't see the album

1169
01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:37,000
cover.

1170
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:44,000
Basically it's two guys well dressed guys standing in some like outdoor storage facility

1171
01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:50,000
like a e-storage thing and they're shaking hands except one of the guys is on fire.

1172
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,000
Yep.

1173
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:57,000
He's just standing there nonchalantly burning up and shaking this other guy's hand.

1174
01:45:57,000 --> 01:46:04,000
And it was not done with special effects because there were a series of photos taken and they

1175
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:05,000
were included inside.

1176
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:12,000
You could see extra photos and it showed the guy at one point turning away and taking a

1177
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:17,000
couple steps and then a guy appeared with a fire extinguisher and was blasting him with

1178
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:18,000
it.

1179
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:21,000
So they actually set this guy on fire to take the picture.

1180
01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:22,000
I didn't know that.

1181
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:23,000
That was pretty awesome.

1182
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:27,000
I did not know that but that is very freaking cool.

1183
01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:30,000
And very Pink Floydish by the way.

1184
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:39,000
Yeah I'm trying to remember the name of the person or the company that designed that.

1185
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:42,000
I think it was called Hypnosis.

1186
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:50,000
It was designing a lot of the Pink Floyd album covers for a while.

1187
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:51,000
Okay.

1188
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,000
Well it was very cool I agree with you.

1189
01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,000
Yeah it was awesome.

1190
01:46:55,000 --> 01:47:02,000
I think the back showed someone doing a handstand under water and all you could see was from

1191
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:09,000
their waist down to their toes sticking up out of a very extremely still pool of water.

1192
01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:15,000
It's like how the hell did he do that without making a single ripple.

1193
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:17,000
I'll have to revisit the back of that album.

1194
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:18,000
That sounds cool.

1195
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:19,000
Yeah.

1196
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:26,000
Alright the next one is the New York Dolls and it was their self titled album and the

1197
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:29,000
whole band was on the cover in total drag.

1198
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:41,000
Tons of makeup, wigs, wild clothes, high heels, big platform shoes and they were trying to

1199
01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:45,000
the record company was trying to get them to just pose in front of a bunch of department

1200
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:46,000
store mannequins.

1201
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:49,000
But they said nope we're doing it our way.

1202
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:52,000
That was David Johansson right?

1203
01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:55,000
Yeah and I think Lou Reed.

1204
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:57,000
Yeah okay.

1205
01:47:57,000 --> 01:48:02,000
David Johansson and Lou Reed if you've seen them without makeup you would see why they

1206
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:04,000
don't look good with makeup.

1207
01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:07,000
That's all I can say about that.

1208
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:13,000
It's interesting that some of the stuff they're wearing would be revisited again in the glam

1209
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,000
metal days.

1210
01:48:14,000 --> 01:48:21,000
Yes absolutely and all the glam metal artists quoted the New York Dolls as one of their

1211
01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:22,000
influences.

1212
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,000
Yeah yeah.

1213
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:30,000
The band wasn't really all that popular as the other day but it was very influential

1214
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:34,000
because they started so many things like that.

1215
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:42,000
Yeah and I imagine they were kind of the idols of the people who eventually started the punk

1216
01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,000
movement.

1217
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:44,000
I believe so.

1218
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:45,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

1219
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:51,000
David Johansson was on the bottom of that and Lou Reed I guess yeah you know he did

1220
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:54,000
have interesting weird stuff so yeah.

1221
01:48:54,000 --> 01:49:01,000
Alright next one I got is Big Brother and the Holding Company and the album is called

1222
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:02,000
Cheap Thrills.

1223
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:06,000
That was Janis Joplin's first album.

1224
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:07,000
Okay.

1225
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:14,000
The whole front of it is like this really crazy comic book and it's a really interesting

1226
01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:19,000
drawing style and you can sit there and just like read the whole album cover and entertain

1227
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:21,000
yourself for half an hour.

1228
01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:27,000
It's really fun and again it's like all of the songs on the album are kind of depicted

1229
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:29,000
on the cover.

1230
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:34,000
Oh Johnny Thunders is I think I just said a wrong name.

1231
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:37,000
Johnny Thunders is the guy I was thinking about.

1232
01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:38,000
Anyhow go ahead.

1233
01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:39,000
Oh yeah.

1234
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:40,000
Yeah Johnny Thunders sorry.

1235
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:41,000
Go ahead.

1236
01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:50,000
But anyway I thought the album cover for Big Brothers and the Holding Company was pretty

1237
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:56,000
clever and really creative and I imagine it cost a lot extra to print that because it

1238
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:58,000
was so finely detailed.

1239
01:49:58,000 --> 01:50:04,000
So for a first album they were given a lot of creative license.

1240
01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:06,000
Yeah hang on I gotta clarify something.

1241
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:09,000
I was talking about Johnny Thunders solo stuff.

1242
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:10,000
Yeah.

1243
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:12,000
Is very odd.

1244
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,000
So anyhow go ahead.

1245
01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:20,000
Alright next up on the list is Judas Priest, British Steel.

1246
01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:21,000
That's it.

1247
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:25,000
That's where the hand is holding that giant razor blade.

1248
01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:26,000
Yeah.

1249
01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:29,000
And then he's holding it into the hand.

1250
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:34,000
That's a pretty bold statement on the album cover and the music inside backed it up and

1251
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:35,000
then some.

1252
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:40,000
You know it was just one of those albums that changed everybody's life.

1253
01:50:40,000 --> 01:50:41,000
Yeah.

1254
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:49,000
Yeah that was like kind of like their they weren't super popular but people started raising

1255
01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:52,000
their eyebrows in America to them.

1256
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:53,000
Yeah.

1257
01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:58,000
So they let's see was Break the Law on there maybe.

1258
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:01,000
I'll look that up.

1259
01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:04,000
Okay let's see.

1260
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:15,000
I forgot they have one song on there that hit kind of big.

1261
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:19,000
Okay Point of Entry, Breaking the Law, Living After Midnight.

1262
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,000
Okay.

1263
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:23,000
So Living After Midnight was the other one Breaking the Law and Living After Midnight.

1264
01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:24,000
Yep.

1265
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,000
Yeah.

1266
01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:30,000
Yeah yeah yeah and that was like one of their coming out albums and then it wasn't let's

1267
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:36,000
see I think their biggest one was Defenders of the Faith.

1268
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:44,000
I'm looking for the discography.

1269
01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:46,000
Okay but British Steel had.

1270
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:54,000
Yeah 78 it was Killing Machine, 1980 British Steel, 81 Point of Entry, Screaming for Vengeance

1271
01:51:54,000 --> 01:51:57,000
after that, Defenders of the Faith in 84.

1272
01:51:57,000 --> 01:52:02,000
Yeah Screaming for Vengeance I think was their big album in America and then followed up

1273
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:07,360
by Defenders of the Faith but British Steel was one that kind of introduced them to American

1274
01:52:07,360 --> 01:52:09,000
airwaves.

1275
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,000
Yeah.

1276
01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:16,000
Screaming for Vengeance had you got another thing coming on it and that was a monster

1277
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:17,000
hit.

1278
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:23,000
That's when they started headlining in America.

1279
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:30,000
Yeah.

1280
01:52:30,000 --> 01:52:31,000
Very cool.

1281
01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:38,000
Alright next up the Sex Pistols first album Nevermind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols.

1282
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:42,000
It's just a perfect punk album cover.

1283
01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:43,000
And also.

1284
01:52:43,000 --> 01:52:49,000
The colors are ugly and the lettering on the name Sex Pistols is all janky and weird and

1285
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:55,000
it looks like somebody just ripped off a piece of construction paper and they wrote stuff

1286
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,000
on it.

1287
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:59,000
It's the perfect punk album cover.

1288
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:00,000
It's awesome.

1289
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:06,000
And also it says Bollocks which is not an American word.

1290
01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:07,000
No.

1291
01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:10,000
That is an English word which lets you know that it is English punk.

1292
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:12,000
I mean it was perfect.

1293
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:18,000
And like you said it looked like they had cut out words on that whole thing.

1294
01:53:18,000 --> 01:53:19,000
Yep.

1295
01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:22,000
Like a ransom note kind of thing.

1296
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:23,000
Yeah.

1297
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:25,000
You gotta love that.

1298
01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:27,000
That album was just.

1299
01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:29,000
Yeah.

1300
01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:32,000
Anarchy in the UK.

1301
01:53:32,000 --> 01:53:35,000
Did they do God Save the Queen on there?

1302
01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:36,000
Yep.

1303
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:37,000
I think so.

1304
01:53:37,000 --> 01:53:38,000
Yep.

1305
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:39,000
Anyhow yeah.

1306
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:45,000
Alright next one I have is Fleetwood Mac Rumors.

1307
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:50,000
And this is the one where Stevie Nicks is on the cover doing kind of a ballet pose with

1308
01:53:50,000 --> 01:53:53,000
Mick Fleetwood and tights holding her hand.

1309
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:55,000
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

1310
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:57,000
And it's just a perfect picture.

1311
01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:03,000
I mean the photographer caught just the right moment and just the right angle of everything

1312
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:05,000
and everything that looks so perfect.

1313
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:09,000
It's almost like it was painted instead of real life.

1314
01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:22,000
And that was a big breakout album for him too so that didn't hurt.

1315
01:54:22,000 --> 01:54:27,000
Next one I've got, excuse me a little dry here, is Black Sabbath's first album Black

1316
01:54:27,000 --> 01:54:28,000
Sabbath.

1317
01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:29,000
Oh.

1318
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:33,000
Where they're posed out in front of the old mill and there's that green witty looking

1319
01:54:33,000 --> 01:54:35,000
woman posed in front.

1320
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:40,000
Yeah kind of like maybe I don't know a witchy looking chick or whatever kind of like I don't

1321
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:41,000
know.

1322
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:46,000
Almost could be like almost like the undead or something just standing there.

1323
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:51,000
Really kind of an eerie picture.

1324
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:52,000
Yeah.

1325
01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:55,000
She kind of looked like an apparition you would have in a dream.

1326
01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:57,000
You'd look twice and she's gone.

1327
01:54:57,000 --> 01:54:58,000
Yeah.

1328
01:54:58,000 --> 01:55:04,000
So it was the whole album cover is kind of disturbing in more ways than you can really

1329
01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:05,000
put your finger on.

1330
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:10,000
And it really sets the tone for the album well without being like overt and having your

1331
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:13,000
parents go get that filth out of my house.

1332
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:15,000
That's a great point.

1333
01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:16,000
It was really brilliant.

1334
01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:21,000
It was and that's a great point too is because it was very scary without actually being

1335
01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:22,000
scary if that makes sense.

1336
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:23,000
Yeah.

1337
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:29,000
It was so great when they leave it to our imagination because we can always scare ourselves

1338
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:31,000
a lot more than somebody can scare us.

1339
01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:32,000
Yes.

1340
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:35,000
And that's what their songs did too.

1341
01:55:35,000 --> 01:55:41,000
You know it was really weird because Tony Iommi you'd say was he lucky for getting his

1342
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,000
fingertips cut off.

1343
01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:44,000
Maybe.

1344
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,000
Well the rest of us are really lucky.

1345
01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:53,000
We really enjoyed his playing style and the music he created and the genre he created.

1346
01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:54,000
He freely admits it.

1347
01:55:54,000 --> 01:56:00,000
He was a member of Jethro Tull and he quit.

1348
01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:03,000
If you listen to his guitar it sounds completely different.

1349
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:06,000
That's when he had his fingertips I believe wasn't it?

1350
01:56:06,000 --> 01:56:14,000
And then he had that accident at his mom and dad's steel mill or whatever.

1351
01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:16,000
It was his last day of work.

1352
01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:22,000
This is in Iron Man, his autobiography which I love and I highly recommend.

1353
01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:27,000
His mom said he said you know what I don't think I'm going to come back after lunch.

1354
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:30,000
His mom said oh silly just go finish your day out.

1355
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:31,000
You know have some pride.

1356
01:56:31,000 --> 01:56:35,000
He goes back finishes his day out in an ambulance.

1357
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:40,000
He cut his fingertips off and he was like so depressed he thought he was never going

1358
01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:42,000
to play guitar again.

1359
01:56:42,000 --> 01:56:48,000
And I think it was a neighbor that developed these little wooden fingertips at first.

1360
01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:51,000
And then he came up with something else that was better later.

1361
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:56,000
But he had a way of putting them over his fingers.

1362
01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:58,000
And making them stick which I don't quite understand.

1363
01:56:58,000 --> 01:56:59,000
I don't understand.

1364
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:00,000
I'll never understand that.

1365
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:02,000
But he had to hold the note longer.

1366
01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:08,000
So when he held the note longer he made sure that that was a deep disturbing note.

1367
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:13,000
I mean it really invented what he perfected.

1368
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:16,000
And this was what they call heavy metal.

1369
01:57:16,000 --> 01:57:25,000
It was really an accident that kind of caused this type of sound and this whole genre of music.

1370
01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:31,000
And he had been tried to be duplicated by many people.

1371
01:57:31,000 --> 01:57:34,000
He had been imitated but they could never get his sound ever.

1372
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:36,000
Yeah absolutely.

1373
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:40,000
You can hear someone playing his music and you know it's not him unless it's him.

1374
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:42,000
Then you go oh that's Tony Iommi.

1375
01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:43,000
And you can't put your finger on it.

1376
01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:47,000
All you know is it's a tone that you hear when Iommi's playing.

1377
01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:48,000
Yeah.

1378
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:50,000
Yeah amazing.

1379
01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:52,000
Anyhow I'm sorry I commandeered that.

1380
01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:54,000
That's okay.

1381
01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:56,000
Okay.

1382
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:59,000
The next one I have is Nirvana's Nevermind.

1383
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:01,000
Little naked baby.

1384
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:02,000
Yeah.

1385
01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:09,000
That guy's like trying to catch the dollar bill on the fishing hook is like such a perfect middle finger to the record company.

1386
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:10,000
I know.

1387
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:13,000
It's like we'll make your record but we hate you.

1388
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:14,000
Yes.

1389
01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:19,000
And remember when they refused to join Guns N' Roses as the opening act?

1390
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:20,000
Uh huh.

1391
01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:25,000
And all the record band Geffen who were they were.

1392
01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:29,000
Yeah they were both signed to Geffen and David Geffen wanted them to tour.

1393
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:32,000
He was like oh man it's going to be a perfect thing for me.

1394
01:58:32,000 --> 01:58:34,000
And Nirvana said fuck you.

1395
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:36,000
We're not going with those guys.

1396
01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:39,000
Those are the guys we hate.

1397
01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:40,000
Yep.

1398
01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:43,000
Yeah they gave a big middle finger to David Geffen too.

1399
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:45,000
But it didn't bother him any.

1400
01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:47,000
Geffen did not get rid of him.

1401
01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:55,000
I was going to say Nirvana could really afford that because Kurt Cobain really was kind of the band.

1402
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:58,000
And he didn't care if he ever made money doing that.

1403
01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:02,000
He didn't want to play big concert halls and be a rock star.

1404
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:08,000
So if the record label said oh well we're just going to kick you to the curb then he's like fine I'll go play in a coffee shop.

1405
01:59:08,000 --> 01:59:10,000
He didn't care.

1406
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:13,000
So there's no way he was going to bend on anything.

1407
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:16,000
No he didn't either and I respect him for that.

1408
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:21,000
You know you ever hear the term I'm sure you have tortured poet?

1409
01:59:21,000 --> 01:59:22,000
Yep.

1410
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:23,000
That's him.

1411
01:59:23,000 --> 01:59:24,000
That was him.

1412
01:59:24,000 --> 01:59:25,000
Definitely.

1413
01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:31,000
He was so tortured that this great music came out of him but he knew no other way to live.

1414
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:32,000
You know that was him.

1415
01:59:32,000 --> 01:59:35,000
I mean what you saw in that album that was him.

1416
01:59:35,000 --> 01:59:42,000
So I agree that was a horrible album cover but it will live in infamy forever.

1417
01:59:42,000 --> 01:59:44,000
Well I actually made my list of best album covers.

1418
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,000
Or I mean best I said worst.

1419
01:59:46,000 --> 01:59:47,000
I'm fucking up stuff.

1420
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:49,000
I don't know man.

1421
01:59:49,000 --> 01:59:52,000
I need some more caffeine.

1422
01:59:52,000 --> 02:00:00,000
The Naked Kid eventually grew up and sued because he said hey that's my little wiener out there for everyone to see and I never agreed to that.

1423
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:01,000
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

1424
02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:02,000
His lawsuit never went anywhere.

1425
02:00:02,000 --> 02:00:05,000
No it didn't and I think he's like 35 or 40 now.

1426
02:00:05,000 --> 02:00:06,000
Isn't that insane?

1427
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:07,000
Yeah.

1428
02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:08,000
He did like.

1429
02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:13,000
The fact is your parents had the full legal authority to make that decision for you.

1430
02:00:13,000 --> 02:00:23,000
Anyway my last one is another punk one it's The Clash and their album London Calling.

1431
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:39,000
And it's a slightly blurry live shot of the band on stage and it looks like the bass is about to get smashed into the stage.

1432
02:00:39,000 --> 02:00:49,000
The bass player has got his arms stretched out and his head down and his legs spread apart and he's just about to smash the fuck out of that guitar.

1433
02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:52,000
Whether it's a bass or a guitar.

1434
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:59,000
And it's a really good punk image of you know we played the show and now we don't care anymore.

1435
02:00:59,000 --> 02:01:04,000
We're just going to trash everything and if it all burns down tomorrow whatever.

1436
02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:09,000
They really got the point across on that album cover.

1437
02:01:09,000 --> 02:01:12,000
Yeah and the fact that it was a live shot.

1438
02:01:12,000 --> 02:01:18,000
You know the first thing you thought was oh hell yeah I'm going to go see these guys live.

1439
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:21,000
It was the perfect hook.

1440
02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:22,000
I agree.

1441
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:24,000
Yeah.

1442
02:01:24,000 --> 02:01:28,000
I love your top two Nirvana and The Clash.

1443
02:01:28,000 --> 02:01:36,000
I mean because that wasn't any you know earlier you know we're talking about like Kiss Alive and stuff like that.

1444
02:01:36,000 --> 02:01:38,000
This was like the anti that.

1445
02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:42,000
This was like yeah this wasn't like the big glam shock stuff.

1446
02:01:42,000 --> 02:01:46,000
This was like the fuck you world stuff.

1447
02:01:46,000 --> 02:01:47,000
Yep.

1448
02:01:47,000 --> 02:01:49,000
And which are both great.

1449
02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:52,000
So on the next.

1450
02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:53,000
I've got one honorable mention.

1451
02:01:53,000 --> 02:01:54,000
Oh OK.

1452
02:01:54,000 --> 02:02:04,000
And that's The Who Who's Next and you're in the middle of this like quarry and there's a giant concrete pylon sticking out of the ground.

1453
02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:10,000
And the members of The Who were walking away buttoning their pants because they just pissed against it.

1454
02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:15,000
And the album is called Who's Next.

1455
02:02:15,000 --> 02:02:17,000
Oh I love that.

1456
02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:21,000
And you can see the pee stains running down the sides of this concrete monolith.

1457
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:26,000
Fucking awesome fucking awesome.

1458
02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:30,000
Oh man Roger Daltrey is looking off into the distance while he's pulling this fly up.

1459
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:34,000
Keith Moon is trying to do his belt.

1460
02:02:34,000 --> 02:02:35,000
It's pretty fun.

1461
02:02:35,000 --> 02:02:37,000
Pete Townsend is looking at Kitty Porn.

1462
02:02:37,000 --> 02:02:38,000
Oh wait a minute.

1463
02:02:38,000 --> 02:02:39,000
No no no no no no no no no.

1464
02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:45,000
He got he got permission.

1465
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:46,000
Let's see.

1466
02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:48,000
Allegedly.

1467
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:49,000
Yeah.

1468
02:02:49,000 --> 02:02:51,000
Yeah yeah no that was a great album.

1469
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:54,000
That's my honorable mention is The Who Who's Next.

1470
02:02:54,000 --> 02:02:56,000
Cool.

1471
02:02:56,000 --> 02:03:00,000
Coming up though I don't have it this time because I didn't have a chance to print it out.

1472
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:03,000
But the top 10 longest songs ever.

1473
02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:10,000
And number one is not who number one nobody knows is number one.

1474
02:03:10,000 --> 02:03:12,000
It's weird.

1475
02:03:12,000 --> 02:03:13,000
I'll just go.

1476
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:16,000
I'm thinking Inna Gata De Vito is pretty damn long.

1477
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:22,000
It is actually it's 43 minutes long and it's Jethro Tull.

1478
02:03:22,000 --> 02:03:23,000
Oh I know.

1479
02:03:23,000 --> 02:03:24,000
OK.

1480
02:03:24,000 --> 02:03:25,000
I know what it is.

1481
02:03:25,000 --> 02:03:29,000
Yeah the whole album is one song.

1482
02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:30,000
Yeah but you had to flip it over.

1483
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:34,000
So when it came out on CD they could finally do it as one giant track.

1484
02:03:34,000 --> 02:03:36,000
Yeah but before you had to flip the record over.

1485
02:03:36,000 --> 02:03:37,000
Yes.

1486
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:38,000
Yeah.

1487
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:39,000
Yeah.

1488
02:03:39,000 --> 02:03:41,000
But it is classified as the longest song ever.

1489
02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:43,000
It's 43 minutes long.

1490
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:47,000
There's some songs on there that you didn't realize were that long.

1491
02:03:47,000 --> 02:03:48,000
Yeah.

1492
02:03:48,000 --> 02:03:50,000
Yeah it is interesting.

1493
02:03:50,000 --> 02:03:51,000
I was waiting.

1494
02:03:51,000 --> 02:03:54,000
I was going to let you say the name of the longest song.

1495
02:03:54,000 --> 02:03:55,000
Oh shit.

1496
02:03:55,000 --> 02:03:56,000
Hang on.

1497
02:03:56,000 --> 02:03:59,000
Like I said I didn't print it out.

1498
02:03:59,000 --> 02:04:00,000
Thick.

1499
02:04:00,000 --> 02:04:01,000
Thick.

1500
02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:02,000
Thick as a brick.

1501
02:04:02,000 --> 02:04:03,000
That's it.

1502
02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,000
Yeah.

1503
02:04:04,000 --> 02:04:05,000
Thick as a brick.

1504
02:04:05,000 --> 02:04:06,000
Yep.

1505
02:04:06,000 --> 02:04:07,000
Thank you.

1506
02:04:07,000 --> 02:04:08,000
Yeah.

1507
02:04:08,000 --> 02:04:09,000
Yep.

1508
02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:10,000
Thick as a brick and it's 43 minutes long.

1509
02:04:10,000 --> 02:04:15,400
And I remember the DJs used to have a formula if they you know wanted to go do coke or get

1510
02:04:15,400 --> 02:04:18,000
a favor from a chick or go take a dump.

1511
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:20,600
And it's like Free Bird.

1512
02:04:20,600 --> 02:04:25,000
Free Bird, Enigada De Vida and something else took like an hour.

1513
02:04:25,000 --> 02:04:28,000
Yeah.

1514
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:33,000
They had to remember to stick a station ID in there after the first two.

1515
02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:34,000
Legally.

1516
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:35,000
Let's see.

1517
02:04:35,000 --> 02:04:40,500
I remember there was a German synthesizer band called Kraftwerk and they had a song

1518
02:04:40,500 --> 02:04:41,500
called Autobahn.

1519
02:04:41,500 --> 02:04:42,500
Oh.

1520
02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:45,000
And then took up one whole side of the album.

1521
02:04:45,000 --> 02:04:48,000
It was about 20, 23 minutes.

1522
02:04:48,000 --> 02:04:50,000
That's probably on this list I bet.

1523
02:04:50,000 --> 02:04:53,000
Like I said I didn't have a chance.

1524
02:04:53,000 --> 02:04:54,000
Probably so.

1525
02:04:54,000 --> 02:05:00,000
Well there's a lot of lists that does not have like Thick as a Brick and the other ones.

1526
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:06,000
And there's a lot of ones that I don't know why they didn't consider it or whatever.

1527
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:10,000
But there's a lot of lists that aren't correct.

1528
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:17,000
Because legally that's one song and that is the longest song ever recorded in rock.

1529
02:05:17,000 --> 02:05:19,000
As Thick as a Brick.

1530
02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:26,000
But there's like other songs on there you know I mean not like Free Bird or Enigada De

1531
02:05:26,000 --> 02:05:27,000
Vida or something like that.

1532
02:05:27,000 --> 02:05:30,000
But there's songs that like you didn't realize were longer than them.

1533
02:05:30,000 --> 02:05:32,000
And I'll have to look it up.

1534
02:05:32,000 --> 02:05:36,000
It's just like kind of amazing when that song's longer than Enigada De Vida.

1535
02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:37,000
And it was.

1536
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:38,000
So.

1537
02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:39,000
Yeah.

1538
02:05:39,000 --> 02:05:43,000
And I'm guessing these are going to have to be songs that were released on you know

1539
02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:45,000
some kind of media.

1540
02:05:45,000 --> 02:05:53,000
Because I think there's some composers that compose intentionally long songs that take

1541
02:05:53,000 --> 02:05:56,000
like several days to perform.

1542
02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:57,000
Yeah.

1543
02:05:57,000 --> 02:06:01,000
And they're full of like hours of silence which is supposed to be part of the song.

1544
02:06:01,000 --> 02:06:06,000
But you know that I don't count that because that's not that's not something you release

1545
02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:10,000
for the public to listen to on streaming or disc or whatever.

1546
02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:11,000
No I agree.

1547
02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:13,000
I agree with that 100 percent.

1548
02:06:13,000 --> 02:06:17,000
I mean you know like Enigada De Vida is a record playing song.

1549
02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:19,000
I mean it's been on radio.

1550
02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,000
Thick as a Brick.

1551
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:21,000
I don't know.

1552
02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:24,000
Do they play that on radio or did they play that on radio?

1553
02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:29,000
Somehow there was an edited version that came out that was like three four minutes long

1554
02:06:29,000 --> 02:06:33,000
and it contained sections from most of the album.

1555
02:06:33,000 --> 02:06:34,000
OK.

1556
02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:37,000
Kind of like a like like a trailer for a movie.

1557
02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:38,000
You know.

1558
02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:41,000
And that was the version that they played on the radio.

1559
02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,000
Yeah.

1560
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:45,000
Because I've heard that version.

1561
02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:48,000
There's a starts out with that guitar and flute.

1562
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:49,000
Uh huh.

1563
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:54,000
And you know he's singing kind of lightly about about whatever he's singing about.

1564
02:06:54,000 --> 02:07:01,000
But yeah apparently there's you know that's 46 minutes of music broken down into a few

1565
02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:02,000
snippets.

1566
02:07:02,000 --> 02:07:06,000
It's like 10 percent of the 8 percent of the album of the album.

1567
02:07:06,000 --> 02:07:07,000
That's funny.

1568
02:07:07,000 --> 02:07:08,000
Yeah.

1569
02:07:08,000 --> 02:07:13,000
But I would have never got that if I didn't look up this list and I was like wow I had

1570
02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:17,000
no idea because I was used to the radio play one.

1571
02:07:17,000 --> 02:07:22,000
You know four minutes didn't realize that that was just like a trailer to the true song.

1572
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:23,000
Yeah.

1573
02:07:23,000 --> 02:07:24,000
I didn't either.

1574
02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:25,000
Yeah.

1575
02:07:25,000 --> 02:07:26,000
Pretty cool.

1576
02:07:26,000 --> 02:07:30,000
When I heard that it was like you know forty six minute long thick as a brick I thought

1577
02:07:30,000 --> 02:07:33,000
oh is this an alternate version.

1578
02:07:33,000 --> 02:07:36,000
You see I didn't know that at all.

1579
02:07:36,000 --> 02:07:37,000
You did know it.

1580
02:07:37,000 --> 02:07:43,000
I didn't know that at all that there was like forty six minute thick as a brick.

1581
02:07:43,000 --> 02:07:44,000
Yeah.

1582
02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:45,000
It's so weird.

1583
02:07:45,000 --> 02:07:48,000
You know side one is out is the first part.

1584
02:07:48,000 --> 02:07:49,000
Flip it over.

1585
02:07:49,000 --> 02:07:52,000
Side two is the second part.

1586
02:07:52,000 --> 02:07:53,000
That's cool.

1587
02:07:53,000 --> 02:07:54,000
Yeah I had no idea.

1588
02:07:54,000 --> 02:08:01,000
I just thought that it was it was the song that you heard on the radio.

1589
02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:07,000
And let's see it was from 1972 and it was their fifth studio album.

1590
02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:08,000
Wow.

1591
02:08:08,000 --> 02:08:09,000
Yeah.

1592
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:13,000
I didn't know that there was this is their fifth studio album.

1593
02:08:13,000 --> 02:08:18,000
You can buy the album right now for sixteen dollars and seventy two cents on eBay.

1594
02:08:18,000 --> 02:08:21,000
Just let you know.

1595
02:08:21,000 --> 02:08:26,000
They have thick as a brick part one and part two on the Internet.

1596
02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:29,000
And then they have them all at once.

1597
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:34,000
They probably got off a CD at once and have been remastered in 1997.

1598
02:08:34,000 --> 02:08:35,000
Oh nice.

1599
02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:36,000
So there you go.

1600
02:08:36,000 --> 02:08:41,000
You can get the remastered thick as a brick all forty six minutes of it.

1601
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:42,000
Yeah.

1602
02:08:42,000 --> 02:08:43,000
Yeah.

1603
02:08:43,000 --> 02:08:44,000
Oh yeah.

1604
02:08:44,000 --> 02:08:46,000
I don't think I've ever listened to the full version.

1605
02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:48,000
I'll have to put that on my list of things to do.

1606
02:08:48,000 --> 02:08:49,000
Definitely.

1607
02:08:49,000 --> 02:08:50,000
I'm going to too.

1608
02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:52,000
I think it's going to be a hot tub night.

1609
02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,000
Yeah.

1610
02:08:53,000 --> 02:09:00,000
I'm going to sit out in the hot tub and have the headphones on and sit there and relax and listen.

1611
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:01,000
That sounds like fun.

1612
02:09:01,000 --> 02:09:02,000
Yeah.

1613
02:09:02,000 --> 02:09:03,000
Definitely.

1614
02:09:03,000 --> 02:09:04,000
Yep.

1615
02:09:04,000 --> 02:09:08,000
Many how well should we wrap this bitch up.

1616
02:09:08,000 --> 02:09:09,000
Sounds like a plan.

1617
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:10,000
All right.

1618
02:09:10,000 --> 02:09:12,000
We're well over two hours so all right.

1619
02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:17,000
I'm sure everybody else probably tuned us out about I don't know 40 minutes.

1620
02:09:17,000 --> 02:09:18,000
Yeah.

1621
02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:23,000
Now we're background noise so we can say fuck you eat shit.

1622
02:09:23,000 --> 02:09:25,000
Wake up Dicks Mac.

1623
02:09:25,000 --> 02:09:30,000
You look funny without a dick in your mouth.

1624
02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:31,000
All right.

1625
02:09:31,000 --> 02:09:32,000
Thank you guys for listening.

1626
02:09:32,000 --> 02:09:34,000
Have a good night.

1627
02:09:34,000 --> 02:09:35,000
Night.

1628
02:09:35,000 --> 02:09:37,000
Oh no.

1629
02:09:37,000 --> 02:09:39,000
Looks like the show's over kids.

1630
02:09:39,000 --> 02:09:43,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1631
02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:45,000
Fear not assholes.

1632
02:09:45,000 --> 02:10:12,000
I'll be back invading your ear hole soon.