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Oh shit, let's get the hell out of here.

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It's Argumentive Guy.

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Damn, it sure turned cold today.

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It's not cold.

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It only feels cold because it was abnormally warm this winter.

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That's all.

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Everybody knows Mark is a fucking idiot, but Mark would like to take this moment to remind

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you.

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You're listening to this fucking idiot.

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are the music creeps.

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Anyhow, welcome to the music creeps.

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They probably tuned that out in about three seconds.

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We should have waited a minute so we got the download.

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We put a minute of filler in before it.

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Rob sent a list of the what ifs because he couldn't get them to us last time and he wanted

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me to read them.

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We can go into that and then we can go into some other stuff.

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I got my top Hall of Fame snubs.

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I did the Hall of Fame snubs and lead singer wife swap.

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Oh yeah, I love that.

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What if Ted Mugent joined Styx?

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Wow, talk about a different style.

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Yeah I know.

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He said you would have a part of Dam Yankees.

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I think they would have gotten back together.

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That's right because Tommy Shaw was in Styx and Dam Yankees.

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There could have been some merge there.

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I like that one a lot.

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Leonard Skinner, what if their plane didn't crash?

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They would have really ridden that crest of Southern rock popularity because they were

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kind of the poster band for Southern rock.

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There was a rivalry between Skinner fans and Molly Hatchet fans.

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Even though the lead singers, if Van Zandt would have sounded a little bit more forceful,

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it would have been identical voices almost.

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People talk about Van Zandt having a great stage presence.

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I've watched a lot of concert video and I just don't see it.

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I agree.

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I agree.

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Yeah, I just don't see it.

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Many many more hits is what Rob wrote down.

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Oh yeah, definitely.

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They were a hit machine.

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Next one is interesting.

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Sid Barrett, of course, of Pink Floyd.

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What if he would have beat his addiction and remained in the band?

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They wouldn't have been nearly as popular.

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No, I think Pink Floyd would have been more of a pop band.

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David Gilmore really helped open the door for their whole super long song, Psychedelic.

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Yeah, Psychedelic, Angry, whatever.

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Sid Barrett was more pop oriented.

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I mean, not necessarily in style, but shorter songs and listenable songs and radio friendly.

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Remember that Nirvana song on Nevermind called Radio Friendly Unit Shifter?

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Yeah.

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That's the slang term for a song that is easy to hear on the radio.

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That's radio friendly.

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And Unit Shifter means it sells albums.

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So that was what he named the song.

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Here's a popular track that will sell albums and then of course it wasn't, which was irony.

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But that's what the title meant.

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It's like, oh, we got to sell a bunch of albums, so write us a popular song.

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I think that's what Pink Floyd kind of would have been.

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I agree.

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They probably would have broken up sooner.

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Roger Waters would have gone his own separate way.

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Yeah, yeah.

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We would have got more music from Roger Waters, but I don't necessarily care about that so

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much.

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I think we still would have gotten The Wall because Roger Waters basically wrote that,

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but it would have been as a Roger Waters solo effort.

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Yeah, I agree.

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That's an interesting thing to think about.

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It is.

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That's a pretty good question.

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I like that.

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Yeah.

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I think Don Henley and Eric Clapton got together for an album.

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He put would be great.

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I think they'd be too busy fighting.

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Vocally, it would be awful because they both have soft, breathy voices without a lot of

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Both of them tend to write in a more mellow, pop kind of attitude when they're doing their

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solo stuff.

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I don't think I would like it.

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No.

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No.

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I can see it being very popular.

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A lot of people would like it, but it wouldn't appeal to me.

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I would have to add a lot of harmonies in the background that they couldn't do.

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Who knows?

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Maybe it'd be good.

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It could be.

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What if Jeff Keith, of course of Tesla, became the lead singer in Skid Row?

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Disaster.

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He didn't write anything.

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I'm saying disaster.

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Those two do not mesh.

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I wonder what would happen if Rat hadn't fired Mark Torian, the guitar player who went on

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to be lead singer of the Bullet Boys, with an amazing voice and a super high range.

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Imagine if Rat had fired their lead singer and promoted Mark Torian to lead singer of

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Rat.

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That would be great.

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I wonder if you could see with that voice.

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I never did like it that much.

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Yeah.

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But Mark Torian had an awesome voice, an excellent rock and roll voice.

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Bullet Boys had three albums that didn't do all that well.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

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They had Smooth Up In You.

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What was the name of that album?

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I forgot.

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I think that was just Bullet Boys.

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Yeah, it was.

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The next one was Freak Show.

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Freak Show.

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That had For the Love of Money and a couple other songs on there.

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It did reasonably well.

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Talk to Your Daughter, which is a blues remake.

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And then the third one was Ja Ja.

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Yeah.

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Ja Ja Flocked.

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The most listenable song on that was the first one, When Pigs Fly.

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Yeah, that's it.

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That's about it.

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Yeah.

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They changed it.

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It was short.

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It was about a 32 minute album.

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It was really short.

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Real short, yeah.

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They went into different styles of music and they shouldn't have.

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No.

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They started doing Van Halen and putting cover tracks all over the place.

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I was getting ready to say that I would love to see them in Van Halen replacing David Lee

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Roth.

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Mark Torian can't sing anymore.

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No, neither can David Lee Roth.

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No, back in his day, I would love to see him join Van Halen.

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Oh yeah.

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I loved his voice.

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I thought it was awesome.

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He was very flamboyant and had a great voice.

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And he had the look.

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He had the long blonde hair.

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And he would sing anything.

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Yeah, he would sing anything.

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And his stage presence in Van Halen would have been massive.

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So anyhow.

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But then again, two large egos.

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Him and Eddie probably would have not gotten along.

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So anyhow.

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Number six, Red Hot Chili Peppers told us to give it away now.

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What if they didn't?

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Wow, without that song, I don't think they're as big as they were.

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That really was a big breakthrough.

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I mean, it was everywhere.

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It was a big crossover hit.

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The band I was in wanted to learn it.

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It was a great song because it was really kind of the introduction to Anthony Katus'

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kind of a fast rap style.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And it's just about as funk as you can get.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's a pure straight up funk number.

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And Chad Smith is the drummer.

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He was excellent.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Let's see.

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And also Rollercoaster of Love.

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Wasn't that on there?

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The remake?

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The cover song?

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Oh yeah.

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I forgot all about that.

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Chad Smith and Flea do such a great back beat on that thing.

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I mean, it's just like boom, boom, boom.

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Flea had an interesting way of writing his parts.

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When someone would come up with a song, instead of grabbing his bass and trying to figure

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out a part, he would sing a part.

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He would sing his bass part and record it.

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And then he'd go back and learn how to play it.

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Yeah.

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That's pretty clever.

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No, it was.

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Yeah, that would have been cool.

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All right.

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Tom Jones looks like he used to be a...

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Okay, here's his lookalikes.

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Okay, you've done some more.

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Tom Jones looks like he used to be a salesman.

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Probably a toupee salesman.

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Yeah.

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True.

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That could be Sean Connery too.

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Let's see.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Bruno Mars looks like Eric Gestrata.

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John Legend looks like a guy on a trophy.

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John Legend looks like a guy on a trophy.

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Drake looks like an NBA player.

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True.

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I was going to say John Legend looks like somebody who wishes his wife would shut up.

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And this is the guy that wishes his wife would shut up.

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One of those tweets that she does, come back.

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No one let him go.

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No.

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No one let him go.

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Fortunately, it really didn't seem to affect his career much.

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No, they just thought she was the weirdo.

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Thank God he didn't go out and do an all out blitz of trying to support her.

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He kind of let her hang on her own.

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No, he let her hang on her own.

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So that was smart.

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But Bruno Mars is just a horrible, horrible person.

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Yeah, there's so many questionable things that she put out there.

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But that's for another show maybe.

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Okay, Billy Joel looks like Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars.

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I agree with that.

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He also looks like Darth Vader when Luke took his helmet off in the third movie.

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Especially when he's got that little harmonica hanging up in front of him.

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That little harmonica that you wear around your neck.

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That is like a secret code for I'm a disgusting pedophile because I've got this harmonica

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in front of my face.

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That's the sign of a pedophile.

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Is he a Gary Glitter?

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Yes.

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I mean even Bob Dylan.

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I see that harmonica around somebody's neck, I'm leaving.

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I'm changing the channel, I'm getting up, leaving the club.

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It's just hideous.

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I was in a band with somebody who did that.

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It was constantly suck, squeeze, suck, squeeze, suck, squeeze.

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On the harmonica it was like dude, I'm getting motion sickness, knock it off.

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It's like look, you may be practicing for later on tonight, that's fine.

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But don't do it in front of me.

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I mean don't get me wrong, I love the harmonica.

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And there's several really, really, really good harmonica players.

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But wearing it around your neck, ugh.

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Knock it off.

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That's the same as the keyboard player who holds it like a guitar.

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Yeah, yeah.

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They just look like a broken loser.

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Put a fucking table down, put that thing on the table and play it the right way.

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Exactly.

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You're going to play a harmonica, hold the damn thing.

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Do you know how hateful some fucking, the liver lips whenever they do that on the harmonica,

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all you see is like a lip on the top and on the bottom.

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It's like oh, reel them fuckers in a little bit, okay.

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And the drool coming out.

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How would you like to be Billy Joel's harmonica tech?

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Like get me four gloves, four gloves each hand.

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I'd be testing those for rabies nightly.

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What is the alcohol that kills everything?

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A vat of that.

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Soap these in Listerine overnight?

264
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Yes.

265
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Listerine was developed to kill Listeria.

266
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,480
Oh yeah, it was.

267
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That's why it's called Listerine because it's designed to kill Listeria.

268
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So that ice cream company Bluebell, they should learn that.

269
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They should call it Listercide.

270
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Yeah.

271
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Anyhow, Bluebell.

272
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Yeah.

273
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Bluebell's had their share of problems now.

274
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Bluebell tastes just like Listeria.

275
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But you'll find this out when you're in the hospital.

276
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Yeah.

277
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Yeah.

278
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Allegedly.

279
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Okay, Lou Bega, Mambo number five.

280
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Oh, I remember that guy.

281
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,480
He looks like Cab Calloway.

282
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Oh boy, he really did.

283
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,680
He kind of looked like Pharrell a little bit too.

284
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,680
Remember Pharrell?

285
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680
Yeah, yeah.

286
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,680
He kind of looked like Pharrell a little bit.

287
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,680
Oh yeah, I know who you're talking about.

288
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,680
As long as you don't look too close.

289
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,280
Yeah, like from a distance he looked like Pharrell.

290
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,120
I guess it was more in the way that he was dressed in the video kind of remind me of Pharrell's

291
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120
style.

292
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,120
That might be it.

293
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,800
Whatever it is you got the point across, I'm not sure on what specific one that I'm thinking

294
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,320
about but I envisioned it somehow.

295
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,720
Yeah, it's just impulse that came to me.

296
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,600
Okay, well for whatever it is I see what you're saying.

297
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:24,120
Isn't it funny how Pharrell has pretty much disappeared since P. Diddy got arrested?

298
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,120
Yeah.

299
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,080
Pharrell is really scared to show his face in public, isn't he?

300
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080
Yeah, he's completely gone.

301
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080
Same with Jay-Z.

302
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080
Yeah, oh god yeah.

303
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:37,080
It's funny, anyone that ever had anything to do with him left.

304
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,080
Yeah.

305
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,200
They are so far out of the circle.

306
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,520
They might even move to another country and they're going to use Trump as an excuse.

307
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,200
When you start asking yourself, hmm I wonder what happened to that celebrity?

308
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:54,760
They probably ran when P. Diddy got arrested because there's going to be hundreds and hundreds

309
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,760
of them.

310
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You see now they have the perfect excuse.

311
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,800
I'm leaving because of Trump.

312
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Yes, that's right.

313
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,120
A bunch of roobs will believe it.

314
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:06,560
Oh yeah, like their life's going to change any because someone else is in office?

315
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,560
No it's not.

316
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:12,440
That's why you moved to the country that won't extradite you back here to face pen-file charges.

317
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,880
That's why I want to move to Greece.

318
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,000
They do not do it there.

319
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,920
Saudi Arabia won't extradite you either.

320
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,400
Greece or Saudi Arabia, I think I'd pick Greece.

321
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,880
Greece under certain circumstances will.

322
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,200
It's not like they can't, it's just they don't.

323
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They don't have the money.

324
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:33,600
Because I mean I know this personal experience because my family lineage.

325
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,240
Over there, I've heard this a long time ago and I think it's true.

326
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,880
The ones that bothered to do anything with their life came over here or Canada.

327
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:46,880
There is so much corruption over there that they can't get anything done, let alone extradite

328
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,880
somebody.

329
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,360
Yeah, that's the downside of immigration.

330
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I mean you think they're coming here for a better life and you're good.

331
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Everyone should have a better life.

332
00:15:55,680 --> 00:16:00,440
But then you think about what you're leaving behind is all the worst.

333
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,880
So what you left behind is just going to go right down the toilet.

334
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,480
That's pretty much what happened over there.

335
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:10,760
Yeah, it's not that much different from remember the white flight from the cities out to the

336
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760
suburbs.

337
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,760
Yeah, that's right.

338
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,120
That's kind of what immigration is.

339
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,280
Yeah, no it's true.

340
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,520
That's a good point.

341
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:22,680
Not to just bash on Greece because I'm not obviously like I said, you know I have family.

342
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,120
So they're not the only ones.

343
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:31,120
There's a lot of countries over there in the Mediterranean and Europe and Asia that are

344
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,120
the same way.

345
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:36,840
Yeah, India is so amazingly corrupt that they couldn't survive without the corruption at

346
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,840
this point.

347
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,120
Yeah, that's true.

348
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,440
The corruption within India's government has become the government.

349
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,880
Oh yeah, well I've got a great excuse about what I'm talking about in Greece specifically.

350
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,680
My cousin, he's with this Greek woman.

351
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,280
He moved to Florida years ago, okay.

352
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,040
As a matter of fact his house is destroyed by the last hurricane.

353
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,040
Oh man.

354
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,960
But luckily he was in Greece.

355
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,560
He's trying to buy a house there.

356
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:06,160
He has money, no problem.

357
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,160
Doesn't necessarily need a loan unless he wants a loan.

358
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:15,680
So he can't buy it right now because they're trying to figure out how to get their...

359
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,960
He didn't say this, I'm taking this.

360
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,960
Everyone needs their share.

361
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:25,000
Yeah, you've got to grease so many palms, no pun intended.

362
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,360
He's been over there like a year.

363
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,040
Well now he's back here cleaning up his house, but he's been over there like a year and he's

364
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,200
not been able to purchase his house.

365
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,080
He's tried to buy the whole time.

366
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,240
He's like the porch light attracting moths.

367
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,240
Yes, exactly.

368
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,080
They see that he has money and all the corrupt people flock to him and say, oh you have to

369
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,080
pay me too.

370
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080
Yeah.

371
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,560
And then they call their buddy and say, hey come here and try to rip this guy off and

372
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,560
give me 10%.

373
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,560
Yeah.

374
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,260
Again, he's not saying that, but I know it well enough over there and I know the system

375
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,260
well enough.

376
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,260
Yes, that's what's going on.

377
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:56,880
Everybody wants their share and they're figuring out how to divvy it out.

378
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880
So all right.

379
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,680
The more money he's got, the more people show up wanting their share.

380
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,680
Exactly.

381
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,080
Because he did not exactly do bad.

382
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,840
So okay, Robert Plant looks like Sylvester Stallone with long hair.

383
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,120
Oh yeah, does he?

384
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,120
He kind of does.

385
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,120
Yeah.

386
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,320
It's just like Jimmy Page.

387
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,600
Not only does he look Asian, but he looks like Prince Charles too.

388
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:23,280
In certain pictures he looks like Prince Charles with long hair.

389
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,280
Yeah.

390
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,280
Or not King Charles, whatever.

391
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,560
Oh, I guess he is King now.

392
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,560
Dave Grohl looks like Eric Clapton.

393
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah, one of the ones that he looks like.

394
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,280
Yeah, he's kind of going that way.

395
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,280
Eric Clapton looks so different like we talked about last time.

396
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,000
I could see that in certain pictures.

397
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Yeah.

398
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,840
In other pictures, I don't know, he kind of looks like an older Peter Chris.

399
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,360
A much older Peter Chris.

400
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,360
Yeah.

401
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:52,520
Another one, I can't remember who he looked like.

402
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,440
Same star, older version, but anyhow, doesn't matter.

403
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,200
Okay, next one.

404
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:06,120
Neil Young looks like a French bulldog.

405
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,120
I remember somebody once comparing him to a homeless woman.

406
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:14,280
A bulldog, a French bulldog, I love that.

407
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,880
Yeah, he does look like a French bulldog.

408
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:21,780
His ears even coordinate with that too.

409
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:25,480
That guy and Keith Richards look about three times older than they really are.

410
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:30,400
Yeah, I know, and the thing about Keith Richards is, think of all the people he's outlived.

411
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:36,080
He looked like fried death 30 years ago.

412
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:41,000
His insides must be sterile from all the abuse.

413
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:46,360
Maybe he's a cyborg, maybe they just planted his brain inside of a created body.

414
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360
That's it.

415
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,360
No, no, no.

416
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,360
He's where the real John Lennon went.

417
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,800
The real John Lennon was not killed.

418
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,800
That's right.

419
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800
No, no, no, no.

420
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,360
Paul McCartney was not killed in an auto wreck.

421
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,640
The real Paul McCartney is there.

422
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640
That's him.

423
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,880
And then the fake Paul McCartney is in there making music right now under Paul McCartney.

424
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,360
Every rock star that dies young, they salvage for parts and put them in Keith Richards so

425
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360
he'll live forever.

426
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,360
Yes.

427
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:20,920
Okay, I'm going to do the last rock.

428
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,440
Judy Gaga looks like someone on RuPaul's Drag Race.

429
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440
Yes.

430
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,440
Yeah, yeah.

431
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,640
That could go without saying, but we appreciate that thought.

432
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,640
Thank you, Rob.

433
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,640
Great list.

434
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,640
The woman herself is a fine looking human being.

435
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:42,760
But when she makes herself up for the stage, she looks really freaky.

436
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,200
And she looks like a drag queen who doesn't know what he's doing.

437
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200
Yeah.

438
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:52,040
She needs to tell her stop and they don't.

439
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,000
I love the way she got her name.

440
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
You know how she got her name?

441
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Yeah.

442
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
From the Queen song.

443
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Radio Gaga.

444
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Queen song.

445
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:05,680
She put it, I think she did Google or Siri or something and said, hey, play Radio Gaga

446
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,680
and it said Lady Gaga.

447
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680
And she's like, hey.

448
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
I like that name.

449
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,680
I like that name.

450
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,400
I like her just because she's a Queen fan.

451
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,400
Oh, yeah.

452
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,400
No other reason.

453
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,800
That's it.

454
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,800
Stephanie Germanato.

455
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,800
That's her name.

456
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,800
Oh, Germanato.

457
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800
Italian, maybe?

458
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800
Who knows?

459
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,800
Oh, well, anyhow.

460
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,800
Doesn't matter.

461
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,800
All right.

462
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:30,000
Do you want to go to the top five Hall of Fame snubs?

463
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,160
Yeah, I've got five.

464
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,160
We'll see how many overlaps we have.

465
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,160
Okay.

466
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:41,480
Number one, Ronnie James Dio slash, he should have been put in the hall with Sabbath at

467
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,640
the least and nominated for a solo.

468
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,960
Yeah, I would agree.

469
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,520
He may not have gotten the solo because his body of work wasn't always crazy popular like

470
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,520
Ozzy's.

471
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,520
True.

472
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,120
But he did fall off there for a while.

473
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,200
But he should have been.

474
00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:01,120
He's had several albums with Sabbath and all of them were just as successful, if not a

475
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,760
little bit more, than Ozzy's albums.

476
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,760
Yeah.

477
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,040
He should have been put in with them.

478
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,280
I would think, yeah.

479
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,200
Number two, this one I'm sure we're overlapping on, Iron Maiden.

480
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,680
Yeah, I got Iron Maiden.

481
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,720
Iron Maiden, it's a slap in anybody that loves music like that's face.

482
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:23,960
The Iron Maiden has never even been fucking nominated, I don't think.

483
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,960
Yeah.

484
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:32,360
It's amazing that we know the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame really acts as music Hall of

485
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,360
Fame, not Rock and Roll.

486
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,360
Yeah.

487
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,320
Because they'll put anybody in that will draw visitors.

488
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,320
Yeah.

489
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,040
So Iron Maiden fans will come and visit if you put Iron Maiden in.

490
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,200
They don't realize that though.

491
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,040
They don't know their worldwide popularity.

492
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,040
I guess not.

493
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,040
They don't know their popularity.

494
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:50,560
Or the people in charge want more family-friendly artists like Dolly Parton maybe?

495
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,360
They've sold more albums than so many people.

496
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360
Make your head spin.

497
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,440
They are one of the most popular acts ever.

498
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,440
Yeah, yeah.

499
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,640
And it's not like they don't have a bunch of hard rock acts in there already.

500
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,640
Yeah.

501
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,800
So I really don't understand there's money to be made by putting Iron Maiden in.

502
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,800
Why aren't you?

503
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,520
They don't understand it is what it is.

504
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,840
Eddie Trunk is a part of their committee, I believe, and he's been fighting for it.

505
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,840
So who knows?

506
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,840
We'll see what happens.

507
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,840
Yeah.

508
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840
Number three is Soundgarden.

509
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,840
I have been too.

510
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,840
It's Soundgarden because I use the German pronunciation.

511
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,840
GERDEN?

512
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,840
Yeah, Soundgarden.

513
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,840
Soundgarden, number three, solid, no doubt.

514
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,840
Yeah.

515
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:39,800
They were so inventive, so creative, and even if there hadn't been a big grunge explosion,

516
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,640
Soundgarden still would have emerged from that scene as a very important act.

517
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,080
And it would have influenced everybody.

518
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,080
Yeah.

519
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,440
I mean, they already influenced the people that knew.

520
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,440
Yeah.

521
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,800
The people that knew Soundgarden already knew that they were at Soundgarden.

522
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800
Yeah.

523
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,920
I think STP got some of their sound from Soundgarden.

524
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,920
Yeah.

525
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,320
All of the bands did pretty much.

526
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,320
Another one is...

527
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,320
Silver Chair.

528
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,320
Oh, yeah.

529
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,320
I forgot about those guys.

530
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,320
Gosh, boy, they came and went through...

531
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,040
The little Australian prepubescent teenagers that had their one song.

532
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,040
Yeah.

533
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,040
Yep.

534
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,040
Yeah.

535
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:21,960
Yeah, so, yeah, I think Soundgarden was snubbed greatly.

536
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960
Yeah.

537
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,840
Number four, I chose Alice in Chains, but you could insert Nirvana.

538
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,840
I had Alice in Chains as well.

539
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Yeah.

540
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,320
There's nothing else to say.

541
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:37,320
I mean, Nirvana, yeah, they were great, but they were not my cup of tea, so I didn't put

542
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,320
them in here.

543
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,920
Oh, no, Nirvana's in there, aren't they?

544
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,920
Yeah.

545
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,920
Okay, that's why I didn't put it in.

546
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,920
I forget it.

547
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:50,400
Yeah, Alice in Chains, they changed the sound of music when they came out.

548
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,320
The sound of rock changed considerably.

549
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,320
Yeah.

550
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,320
Absolutely.

551
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,320
Yeah.

552
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,320
Nirvana was one thing.

553
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,320
It was more of a punk thing.

554
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,320
Yeah, Nirvana was absolutely punk.

555
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,320
Yeah.

556
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,040
But it's like the committee said, you know, let's put Nirvana in there, then we can ignore

557
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,040
the rest of them.

558
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,040
Yeah, yeah.

559
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,080
It's like, boy, we covered you guys, so that's it.

560
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:20,200
So Alice in Chains represented a switch, a turn in the music, and I can prove it that

561
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,680
in Utero, listen to that album after Alice in Chains became big.

562
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,680
Yeah.

563
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,920
They went more hard, heavy grunge.

564
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,920
Yeah.

565
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,360
They weren't that teen spirit, pop-ish stuff.

566
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,360
No.

567
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,360
They were more like Alice in Chains.

568
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:41,440
And in Utero, it was recorded after they'd already been out on several major tours, which

569
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,000
they hadn't done before when they were recording Nevermind.

570
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,720
So they got exposed to other bands, their opening acts, the whole world.

571
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,640
And I think one of them would be Alice in Chains.

572
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,640
Yeah.

573
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,400
So they were open to influence, and they chose Alice in Chains as one of them.

574
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,400
It means something.

575
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400
Yeah.

576
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:06,400
And then in Black Soundgarden, I love what Soundgarden's description was when they came

577
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,400
out, like their mission statement, the Beatles meet Black Sabbath.

578
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400
Yeah.

579
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,760
And that is what they'd done.

580
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,760
Yeah.

581
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,360
They had some really weird oddball songs, just like the Beatles did.

582
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,640
They had ditties, like the Beatles, not the Lawbreaker ditty.

583
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,640
Yeah.

584
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,640
Yeah.

585
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,640
They had the song ditty.

586
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,640
Yes.

587
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,640
The song ditties.

588
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,640
Yeah, they could do that.

589
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:31,240
And they broke up when they felt like they'd recorded everything that they wanted to record.

590
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,040
And the funny thing is, when they came out with Down on the Upside, was it?

591
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,040
Or Up on the Downside?

592
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,040
Down on the Upside.

593
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,040
Down on the Upside.

594
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,800
When they came out with that, you could tell they were running on empty.

595
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800
Yeah, they were.

596
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,680
They were running out of good ideas, they were running out of good guitar riffs.

597
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,720
There were several songs on there that just didn't seem finished.

598
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,720
No, they weren't.

599
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:57,840
And also, it was also when Cross Cornell was doing a solo album on the side.

600
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,840
Yeah.

601
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,840
Completely different.

602
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,040
And it pissed a lot of people off because it was not grunge.

603
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,040
Yeah.

604
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,000
But I accepted, I liked, this is not going to be grunge.

605
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,440
If you want to do grunge, you can do it in Soundgarden.

606
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,680
Yeah, he can do Soundgarden.

607
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,680
Yeah.

608
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,680
But this was his own stuff.

609
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,480
Euphoria Morning was such an underrated album.

610
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,480
Have you ever heard it?

611
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,480
No, I don't think I have.

612
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,480
You ought to listen to it.

613
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,480
I will.

614
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480
It's happy.

615
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480
Oh, wow.

616
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480
Yeah, some of it.

617
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,480
So, yeah, Soundgarden.

618
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:27,960
My number five, without taking too much time so you can get yours, is Thin Lizzy.

619
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Oh, yeah.

620
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:34,760
Think about the sound they represented, Phil Wynod and all those guys, everything.

621
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,480
And think about how they did it and who they were at the time.

622
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,480
They were groundbreaking.

623
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,480
Yeah, the Power Trio.

624
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:48,360
They wrote really catchy, radio-friendly songs, but they still had a punk edge to them.

625
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,360
Yes.

626
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,360
So no one thought they were a corporate sellout.

627
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,360
They thought they were just a great band.

628
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,360
Yeah, and even a metal edge too.

629
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360
Yeah.

630
00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:00,440
They had a metal tinge to them too because this was, we're coming out about the time

631
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,640
it was hitting in England and people were turning their heads over here.

632
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,080
They were doing heavier-edged music, kind of like Jethro Tull kind of was.

633
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,080
Definitely Iron Butterfly.

634
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,080
Yeah.

635
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,080
They weren't quite there yet.

636
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,760
They were more psychedelic, if you will, or something like that.

637
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760
Deep Purple.

638
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,760
Yeah.

639
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,640
But they had that hard edge that could be construed as a metal song.

640
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,640
Yeah.

641
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,640
So.

642
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,640
I called them the Power Trio.

643
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,640
There were two guitar players, so it was a four-piece.

644
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,640
No, no, no.

645
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,640
I know what you're saying.

646
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,920
But the two guitar players played in unison so much.

647
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,920
Yeah.

648
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,960
Even to the point of harmonizing and doing the solos in unison in a harmony that it really

649
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,240
sounded like a Power Trio.

650
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,240
No, it did.

651
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,240
It kind of had that vibe.

652
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,240
Yeah, and I agree with that.

653
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,720
Actually, I didn't even catch it.

654
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,440
I just accepted they had to.

655
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:48,000
I've gotten accustomed to thinking of them as a Power Trio because the two guitar players

656
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,560
worked so well together.

657
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,560
I know.

658
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,560
Phil Linehart was the bassist, right?

659
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Mm-hmm.

660
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,560
Yeah.

661
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,560
And he was a great guitarist.

662
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,560
I don't remember anybody but Phil Linehart.

663
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:06,440
Yeah, he was the most prolific just because, well, one, he was playing that type of music.

664
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,440
He was African American.

665
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,440
Yeah, a black Irish person.

666
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,440
Yeah.

667
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,440
Yes.

668
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,440
Yeah, very unusual.

669
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,440
You've heard of a black Irish, but this is different.

670
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,800
This is Irish and black.

671
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,800
We like to be called Blyrish.

672
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Blyrish.

673
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800
There we go.

674
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,800
Yeah, there we go.

675
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,560
I wonder how much of an influence he was on Doug Pinnock from Black Flag.

676
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,560
I would say a lot.

677
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,320
No, not Black Flag, King's X.

678
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,320
King's X, yeah.

679
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,320
I would say a lot.

680
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,960
I get that confused because King's X had a song called Black Flag.

681
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Black Flag.

682
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,960
It was a great song.

683
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,080
Yeah, but there was a band called Black Flag that was different.

684
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,240
Yeah, Doug Pinnock, I would also say Little Hendrix.

685
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,240
Yeah, definitely Hendrix.

686
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,240
Yeah.

687
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:51,400
Just by his lower register, sounded a lot like Hendrix on certain songs, but their guitarist

688
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400
was definitely influenced by Hendrix.

689
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400
Yeah, yeah.

690
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400
So, he's fantastic.

691
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,160
I don't know why that guy did not do more.

692
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,640
I guess he just loved being in that band.

693
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,640
I guess so.

694
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,640
I mean, his tone is insane on some of his stuff.

695
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,640
Very identifiable.

696
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,000
He could play anything.

697
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,920
He could play a Mergo round or something like that, and you would know.

698
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,920
You'd be like, oh, that's him.

699
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,920
I forgot, yeah.

700
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,200
Whatever his name is.

701
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,200
Anyhow, like always, I'm unprepared.

702
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,200
So, yeah, let's go to your slides.

703
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,200
All righty.

704
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,400
I'll skip over the ones that we had duplicates and try to insert a different one.

705
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,880
We had Alice in Chains.

706
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,240
Yeah, so instead of Alice in Chains, I'll put Kansas.

707
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,760
Seventies band, enormous number of hits.

708
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:40,240
They pretty much were at the forefront of the concert, the summer arena concert.

709
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,240
Yeah.

710
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,240
Great.

711
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,160
They were in outdoor stadiums, big indoor arenas.

712
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,160
Yeah.

713
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,200
You know, Kansas was there right at the forefront of all that.

714
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:53,600
A lot of really influential songs and styles.

715
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,240
I have no idea why they're not in.

716
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,240
I don't either.

717
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Yeah.

718
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,240
I don't either.

719
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:07,040
I had Iron Maiden as well as you, so in place I'm going to substitute Brian Eno, who was

720
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,280
a songwriter and a producer.

721
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:15,000
He was responsible for a lot of David Bowie's sound, Roxy music.

722
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Was it spelled E-N-C-O-A?

723
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
E-N-O.

724
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
E-N-O, just like that.

725
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Brian Eno.

726
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Okay, I don't know if I'm familiar, but go ahead.

727
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
He was very influential.

728
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:29,320
I mean, he was in Roxy music, and then he produced and co-wrote albums with David Bowie.

729
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:35,760
He worked with, I'm blanking on a lot of the act, but he was really influential in that

730
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:44,720
whole 80s synthesizer based rock, like Psychedelic Furs and Echo and the Bunny Men and the Church

731
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,960
and all those bands.

732
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,960
I love Echo and the Bunny Men.

733
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:48,960
They're so awesome.

734
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,960
And the Church too.

735
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,960
The Church is good.

736
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,960
I mean, Milky Way, excellent song.

737
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,960
Echo and the Bunny Men.

738
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,960
I'm going to drop that in to somebody that would never know.

739
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,960
Yeah.

740
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,960
Very awesome.

741
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,960
Let's see.

742
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,960
Make them go look for it.

743
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,960
Yeah.

744
00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,960
Who else did I have?

745
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:00,960
Oh, the Smiths.

746
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

747
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,960
They were pretty much responsible for the second British and New York album.

748
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,960
They were pretty much responsible for the second British and New York album.

749
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:16,440
They were pretty much responsible for the second British Invasion of the US.

750
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,280
The first British Invasion was spearheaded by the Beatles and then everybody followed.

751
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,800
The second British Invasion was the Smiths.

752
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,560
Never thought about it like that, but you're right.

753
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,480
They were hugely influential.

754
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,040
Almost a decade of music was changed by them.

755
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,320
They did not cross-pollinate for a long time.

756
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,000
Pretty much British had their stuff, we had ours.

757
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:46,120
Yeah, and the British generally stayed more closely tied to the blues-based music of the

758
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,480
American South in the 30s and 40s.

759
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,160
Yeah, they did not stray too much from that.

760
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,920
No, America did.

761
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,920
America was chasing the money.

762
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,400
The British bands were over there playing what they wanted.

763
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:08,360
Well, this is something that can be said, I trust Ozzy's opinion on music, do you?

764
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,160
He said out of all the guitarists he worked with, now think of all of them and how good

765
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,160
they are.

766
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,360
Some of the best ever.

767
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,640
He said the best guitarist he ever played with is Tony Iommi.

768
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,680
I remember reading that too.

769
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,600
Yeah, and it's not just technical skill, it's what you play and what you don't play.

770
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,600
No, he said Americans play too fast.

771
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:33,160
And that was the big thing about John Bonham, it wasn't just what he played, it's what

772
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,160
he didn't play.

773
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,160
Exactly.

774
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160
The spaces he left.

775
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,160
He left imagination.

776
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,160
Oh yeah.

777
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,160
It's so vital.

778
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,440
I mean, you hear a band where the drummer's just...

779
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440
I can't stand that.

780
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,040
It's just like guitar, so precise but no feeling.

781
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,520
People love Neil Peart from Rush, but he overplayed his brains.

782
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,920
Oh my God, yeah.

783
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:57,760
That guy, everything he did, he took ten times further than he had to.

784
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,200
He was such an intense person.

785
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:06,440
And their first five, six, seven albums, he played with so little dynamic.

786
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,440
Everything was just all out, balls to the walls, overplaying.

787
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,320
It was awesome music, but it could have been so much better.

788
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:17,400
It could have been so much better if he put a little feeling into it, which he did after.

789
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,240
He quit drumming and relearned from a master.

790
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,240
You're talking about someone dedicated.

791
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,240
I mean, my God.

792
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,240
He didn't have to.

793
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,240
He was fine.

794
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,840
I think at that point, if he hadn't done that, he was going to quit the band.

795
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,840
I think you're right.

796
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:32,840
I remember reading that.

797
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,520
He was just flatlined on it.

798
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,520
He was like...

799
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,520
Yeah.

800
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:41,880
I think that was after he lost both his wife and his daughter in the same year.

801
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,880
Yeah.

802
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,880
I think it was in a...

803
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,880
Was it a rack?

804
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,120
One of them was a car rack, yeah.

805
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,000
Alex Lifeson, I think it happened to him too.

806
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,600
Mitch Slater.

807
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,600
Yeah.

808
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,600
Anyway.

809
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Anyhow.

810
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,600
So, let's see.

811
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,840
And then the last one I have, I guess I only have four because we duplicated, but the last

812
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,480
one I have is King Crimson.

813
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480
That's a good one.

814
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,480
I know.

815
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,680
Big influence on Yes, Genesis, Peter Gabriel.

816
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,680
Oh, yeah.

817
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:20,160
Just a lot of the more out there semi-psychedelic transitioning to jam band kind of thing.

818
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,840
King Crimson was a musician's band.

819
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,760
They're just super influential.

820
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:34,600
And even if you've never really heard of King Crimson and some of their songs, you've heard

821
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,920
songs that were influenced heavily by King Crimson.

822
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,920
Yes.

823
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,760
And if you listen to King Crimson now, you could point out several bands.

824
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,760
Yeah.

825
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,760
Yeah.

826
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,760
You'd say, oh, they sound just like this guy.

827
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,760
No, that guy sounded like that.

828
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,760
They sound like that.

829
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:54,520
I considered putting Velvet Underground, but I don't know whether they're in or not.

830
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,360
But they were pretty influential as well.

831
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,840
I could see them being in or not.

832
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,840
It depends on who was fighting for them, actually, probably.

833
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,400
Velvet Underground is very worthy.

834
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,400
So that was the ones I had.

835
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,400
Okay.

836
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,400
Let's see if I can get my back to pop.

837
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,400
All right.

838
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,400
So what is next on the agenda?

839
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,000
Hang on, I got some stuff.

840
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I got some stuff.

841
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,880
I've got my lead singer wife swap.

842
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880
Oh, very cool.

843
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:27,120
Instead of one singer going to a different band, I pick two bands and they have to swap.

844
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:34,120
So the first one I've got is the Rolling Stones have to swap their lead singer with

845
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,120
Devo.

846
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,040
Now, one song they already got, Satisfaction.

847
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,800
Both bands played Satisfaction.

848
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,480
I think Devo's version is ten times better than the Stones' version.

849
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,480
I agree.

850
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:53,000
Can you see Mick Jagger up there with Devo jumping and twitching around?

851
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,480
He might actually kind of fit.

852
00:36:54,480 --> 00:37:00,200
He would probably, I'll put it like this, he would make it work because of his charisma.

853
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Yeah, that's true.

854
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Whatever that guy has, he's got charisma.

855
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Listen, I mean, he didn't make it on looks.

856
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,160
He didn't make it on voice.

857
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,160
What did he make it on?

858
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,160
Charisma.

859
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,160
Charisma.

860
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,160
The it.

861
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,160
Yeah.

862
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:20,640
My second lead singer wife swap is Joan Jett and the Blackhearts with Jethro Tull.

863
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:26,080
Now, is Joan Jett playing the pan flute on one foot?

864
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,440
I guess she would have to, yeah.

865
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:32,320
I would pay any amount of money just to see that right there.

866
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:37,080
I would love to hear, I love rock and roll with the flute solo.

867
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:43,920
Doesn't matter, Sunday Night Football would hijack that too.

868
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,760
I hate myself for aqua lung.

869
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,760
We got a standoff.

870
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,680
A U-Haul came in the wrong way.

871
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,800
Yeah, and he's forcing the car out of there.

872
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,680
If I were facing that big ass truck, I'd back up too.

873
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,680
I would too.

874
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,960
I'm not saying the guy's wrong, but okay.

875
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,360
The guy going the wrong way got the right away, but anyhow, go ahead.

876
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:14,560
All right, next band, Type O Negative with Michael Steele and the Bee Gees.

877
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,520
Okay, hang on.

878
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,080
Is it Michael Steele or Peter Steele?

879
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,080
Peter Steele, I'm sorry.

880
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:24,320
No, no, no, because I thought I was saying the wrong person.

881
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,320
Yeah, Michael Steele is somebody else.

882
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,240
You'll find out when I get to this one right here.

883
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,880
Can you imagine Barry Gibb singing the lead on Christian Woman?

884
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,880
Oh God, no.

885
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,880
No.

886
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,880
Christian Woman!

887
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:45,560
No, did you know I've got a list of the top ten metal artists that are born again Christians?

888
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,200
Peter Steele, that's why I asked him.

889
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,200
His name was Peter.

890
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,200
He's on there.

891
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,560
Mark Torian from Bullboys.

892
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,360
Oh yeah, he changed too.

893
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,360
Blackie Wallace.

894
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,360
Yeah, Alice Cooper.

895
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,360
Yeah, Alice Cooper.

896
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,320
Barry went in the first to do it.

897
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:04,000
Can you imagine Peter Steele singing Saturday Night Fever?

898
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,920
Drive talking.

899
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,760
A deep, deep better tone of his singing drive talking.

900
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,560
Craig Steele was the one in Faster Pussycat, his brother.

901
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,560
Oh, okay.

902
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,560
Okay, anyhow, go ahead.

903
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:22,000
All right, next up I have Pantera, Swap Sleeve Singers with Lynyrd Skynyrd.

904
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,920
Phil Insomo and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

905
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,000
Or, who is it now, Michael Van Zand or something like that?

906
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
There was Ronnie Van Zand.

907
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,320
Okay, Ronnie Van Zand and Slayer.

908
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,200
And him singing Mount For War.

909
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200
Walk.

910
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,200
By demons be driven.

911
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:52,880
With an old southern rock twang.

912
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,400
My dreams were driven.

913
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,600
Now, I would pay for that one too.

914
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,000
I think I would buy the first album.

915
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I would too.

916
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,960
You see Ronnie Van Zand going, what the fuck are these guys doing?

917
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,480
He'd like throw his headphones down in disgust.

918
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,480
No, I quit.

919
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,480
I quit.

920
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,720
Okay, and the next one is the Eagles.

921
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,800
And I'm going to pick Don Henley, the lead singer.

922
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800
Okay.

923
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800
They have to swap with Nirvana.

924
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,800
And that's another one both ways.

925
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,800
Can you imagine?

926
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,800
And that's another one both ways.

927
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,800
Can you hear Kurt Cobain singing Boys of Summer?

928
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,800
No.

929
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,800
I can't tell you why.

930
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:42,800
He may not have killed himself if he could sing Boys of Summer.

931
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,800
Then imagine Don Henley singing Pennyroyal Tea.

932
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800
Oh my God.

933
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800
Or something in the way.

934
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,800
Don Henley's going, I'll stick to cocaine, alright?

935
00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:00,800
It got me in a little trouble, but I don't care.

936
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,800
The last one I have is Hall of Notes.

937
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:09,800
Have to swap lead singers with the Dead Kennedys.

938
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,800
I really, really want to hear Darryl Hall singing Too Drunk to Fuck.

939
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800
I do too.

940
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,800
And to me that's a perfect...

941
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,800
No punk name ever did it like the Dead Kennedys.

942
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Oh, that's the perfect punk name.

943
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
That is.

944
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,800
I mean they came up with the perfect name ever for a punk band.

945
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,800
Dead Kennedys.

946
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,800
At that point there were four famous Dead Kennedys.

947
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,800
We come down here for the extra noise.

948
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Be as loud as you want.

949
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,800
We like it.

950
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Listen, Joseph Kennedy was the first famous Kennedy.

951
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,800
He was his father.

952
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Joseph Kennedy's father was the last Kennedy to die in obscurity.

953
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,800
From that point on they're all famous.

954
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,800
You're right.

955
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800
So Joe Kennedy, the dad.

956
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,800
And then what was the first born son's name?

957
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Was it William?

958
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,800
William.

959
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,800
He died in World War II.

960
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,800
And then John Kennedy assassinated.

961
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,800
Robert Kennedy assassinated.

962
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,800
So that's when they picked their name is the four members of the Kennedy Camelot.

963
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,800
Two assassinated.

964
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,800
One died in war and the other died in old age.

965
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,800
But what a perfect disrespect at that time.

966
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,800
Because that's what punk was all about.

967
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,800
It was like the Dada art movement.

968
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,800
Disrespect everything.

969
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,800
So that was perfect.

970
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,800
At the time I remember the band numbers have changed.

971
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,800
But the lead singer was Jello by Afra.

972
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,800
The guitar player was East Bay Ray.

973
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,800
East Bay would be Oakland.

974
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:45,800
The bass player was Klaus Floride.

975
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,800
Oh yeah, that was my favorite.

976
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,800
And the drummer was Ted.

977
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Just Ted.

978
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Now Klaus Floride is up there with Madonna Wayne Gacy as a name.

979
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,800
Yeah, Madonna Wayne Gacy has got to be one of the best names.

980
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800
That's one of the best names ever.

981
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,800
Oh my God.

982
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
It's too bad he quit the band.

983
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800
Because there's no way you could replace that name.

984
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800
I know.

985
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,800
And he owns the name so he couldn't give the next guitarist that name either.

986
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Twiggy Ramirez was pretty good.

987
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Yeah, Twiggy Ramirez was pretty good.

988
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,800
Ramirez was the Boston Strangler?

989
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,800
Yes.

990
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,800
Yeah.

991
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,800
And then of course the lead singer.

992
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800
Marilyn Manson.

993
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800
Marilyn Monroe.

994
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800
Charles Manson.

995
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,800
But we're so used to saying that it's desensitized.

996
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,800
Yeah, when it first came out it was like Marilyn Manson and it's a guy.

997
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
And I thought, oh he's copying Alice Cooper.

998
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,800
And then you realize, wow, we got the name.

999
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,800
And he's like, oh, that's different.

1000
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:54,800
Yeah, but he did admit a lot of his influence was Alice Cooper, David Bowie, stuff like that.

1001
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,800
I saw that first tour of Marilyn Manson.

1002
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,800
They were opening for Nine Inch Nails.

1003
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Nine Inch Nails was doing the Downward Spiral tour.

1004
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:12,800
And Marilyn Manson was touring their first album, Portrait of an American Family.

1005
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:18,800
And when Marilyn Manson came out I thought, oh my god, this is like Alice Cooper from 1967.

1006
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:24,800
It's exactly like, oh, it was, at first I thought, well he's just ripping things off.

1007
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,800
But then I noticed all the differences.

1008
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,800
And I thought, okay, musicians rip each other off all the time.

1009
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,800
You just got to live with it.

1010
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,800
And they don't even necessarily know it.

1011
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800
Influences are influences.

1012
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,800
You sound like what you do because of what you absorb.

1013
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,800
You're a sponge and you absorb certain things.

1014
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800
And people don't realize that.

1015
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,800
They're like, oh, they copied.

1016
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,800
It's like every song is every song.

1017
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,800
I mean, the chords are all the same.

1018
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,800
It's how you put into them is what the, you know, so, yeah.

1019
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800
Yeah, so.

1020
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,800
Oh, anyhow, go ahead.

1021
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800
Was that the end of your life story?

1022
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800
That was the end of my list, yeah.

1023
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Okay, all right.

1024
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
I didn't have any.

1025
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,800
So anyhow, I guess I overlooked it.

1026
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,800
I think you sent me a message and I was at work and I just fucking forgot to.

1027
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,800
Oh, that's okay.

1028
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,800
We don't have to do both the same thing at the same time.

1029
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,800
Okay.

1030
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,800
I could do the top ten metal artists that are born again Christians.

1031
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,800
Or I could do some of the notable albums that came out this year that you probably don't know about.

1032
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,800
Oh.

1033
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,800
Well, let's do that.

1034
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,800
Yeah.

1035
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,800
Okay, the first most notable album.

1036
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
How long have you got?

1037
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800
About 12 minutes.

1038
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,800
Okay.

1039
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,800
Okay, I'll make it fast.

1040
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800
Okay.

1041
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,800
The Mandrake Project by Bruce Dickinson.

1042
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Oh, okay.

1043
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,800
The Mandrake Project is the seventh studio album by Iron Maid's vocalist Bruce Dickinson,

1044
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,800
released March 1st, 2020 through BMG management.

1045
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,800
I know BMG, yeah.

1046
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,800
Yeah, they do a lot of stuff now.

1047
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:56,800
The Black Crows are an American rock band formed in Atlanta, Georgia in 1984.

1048
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:02,800
Their discography includes nine studio albums, four live albums, and several charting singles,

1049
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800
and a greatest hits package.

1050
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,800
They came out with a new album, but it did not say what the name was.

1051
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,800
Maybe it's such title.

1052
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,800
Maybe it might have been.

1053
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,800
I heard the brothers kind of made up and wanted to reform the band, and it just isn't working.

1054
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,800
Well, they started to go on tour, and then it fell apart again.

1055
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,800
They did this album, which nobody heard of, and then it fell apart.

1056
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:23,800
And they blame each other, I'm sure.

1057
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,800
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1058
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,800
Like the Gallagher brothers and all that shit.

1059
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Okay, Green Bay.

1060
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Not Green Bay, Green Day.

1061
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,800
Green Day.

1062
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,800
And this effort is named Savior, and nobody knows about it.

1063
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,800
Yeah, I just figured they were retired and done when they started doing musicals.

1064
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,800
Yeah, I did too.

1065
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,800
I can't look at them the same now, but anyhow.

1066
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800
I always thought they were pop.

1067
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,800
They were pop punk, like the guy described when they got so mad at.

1068
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,800
They are pop punk.

1069
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Yeah, they're pop with a punk influence instead of the other way around.

1070
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800
It doesn't mean it's bad music.

1071
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,800
People think you're dogging them.

1072
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,800
It doesn't mean it's bad music.

1073
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,800
It'd mean they hit a genre that nobody else did.

1074
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,800
Yeah.

1075
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:06,800
So, anyhow, they're Savior, nobody knows it happened, but it's not that good.

1076
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,800
I listened to it.

1077
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,800
Yeah.

1078
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800
Okay, Judas Priest, I knew about this.

1079
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,800
Invincible Shield came out in March 8th.

1080
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:22,800
They were inducted into the Hall of Fame two years ago because they were one of my main complaints.

1081
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,800
Yeah.

1082
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,800
But they finally got in.

1083
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,800
Cheryl Crowe has an effort this year.

1084
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,800
It's called Evolution.

1085
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,800
It came out in March 29th.

1086
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,800
Man, March was a big month, wasn't it?

1087
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,800
Yeah, sounds like it, yeah.

1088
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:45,800
Remember when rock stars used to pre-... well, they still do, pre-maturely announce their retirement?

1089
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,800
Oh, yeah.

1090
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,800
She was one of them.

1091
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,800
Oh, yeah.

1092
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,800
Yeah.

1093
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,800
Yep.

1094
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,800
Well, she dated Kid Rock.

1095
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,800
That probably screwed her up.

1096
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,800
She's still healing.

1097
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,800
And then last, and these are notable.

1098
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800
There's a bunch of other ones that people wouldn't get.

1099
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,800
You and I would be like, oh, yeah, I remember a lot.

1100
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,800
Yeah.

1101
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,800
Everyone else would be born off their mind.

1102
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,800
So the last one is Pearl Jam.

1103
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,800
Oh, wow.

1104
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,800
I didn't know they did it.

1105
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,800
They have a song called The Name of the Album is Dark Matter, and the name of the song is

1106
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,800
Dark Matter, and it did fair.

1107
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,800
Yeah.

1108
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,800
I mean, it probably was halfway up the charts, but saying that anymore, it was a very poor

1109
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,800
performance.

1110
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,800
Yeah.

1111
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,800
And it's just been irrelevant for how long now, and they still make albums, and they

1112
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,800
still tour.

1113
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,800
The last I heard, Pearl Jam got the drummer from Soundgarden, Matt Cameron.

1114
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,800
Yeah, they did.

1115
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,800
He was one of my favorite drummers of all time.

1116
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,800
He is so amazingly good.

1117
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:52,800
His punk style is so good, and the music that he created, it's not ever going to get recognized.

1118
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,800
His most feeling are technical.

1119
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,800
It just sounds really good.

1120
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,800
Yeah.

1121
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,800
Yeah.

1122
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:03,800
If you listen to him carefully, you can hear how much stick control he has.

1123
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:10,800
He's very precise, and he's very good at getting exactly the sound he wants out of his equipment.

1124
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,800
Yeah.

1125
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,800
There's a little out of sloppiness to it, but that fits the music of Soundgarden, and

1126
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800
probably Pearl Jam as well.

1127
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Yeah.

1128
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,800
Listen to him on Temple of the Dog.

1129
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,800
That's pretty amazing.

1130
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,800
Well, that's how they really became a thing.

1131
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,800
Temple of the Dog came out two years before, and that was a salute to-

1132
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,800
Andy Wood.

1133
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,800
Andrew Wood, yeah.

1134
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800
Yeah.

1135
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,800
Actually, it was recorded two years before, but released after Soundgarden and Pearl Jam

1136
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,800
both hit a big.

1137
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,800
Yeah.

1138
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,800
Yeah.

1139
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,800
So they sat on the album for a couple years.

1140
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,800
It was a DJ in Detroit, I believe.

1141
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,800
Started playing.

1142
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,800
Yeah.

1143
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,800
He goes, man, these guys all got together, did a tribute to Andrew Wood, and nobody knows

1144
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,800
about him.

1145
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,800
So he started playing Hungry, or Hunger Strike.

1146
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,800
Hunger Strike, yeah.

1147
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800
It is, what was it?

1148
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:57,800
Hello to Heaven.

1149
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Yeah, say hello to Heaven.

1150
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,800
Say hello to Heaven.

1151
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,800
And those songs were blockbusters.

1152
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,800
Oh, yeah.

1153
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:08,800
But it took two years for it to come out, because Grunge had to establish itself.

1154
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:15,800
And basically Nirvana started off, Smells Like Teen Spirit was just, it was one of the

1155
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:16,800
fastest-wipping charts.

1156
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,800
Oh, yeah.

1157
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:22,800
I mean, it was like literally one minute, no one heard of Nirvana.

1158
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,800
Ten minutes, every station in America was playing them.

1159
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,800
It sounds like a cliche, but I can remember exactly where I was when I heard Smells Like

1160
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,800
Teen Spirit for the first time.

1161
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,800
Me too.

1162
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:40,800
And I was almost home from work, and I remember pulling into the driveway and sitting there

1163
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,800
and listening to the rest of the song.

1164
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,800
Yeah, I was like, my God, this is so cool.

1165
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,800
It's so different.

1166
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,800
It's like, who is this?

1167
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,800
Nirvana.

1168
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,800
I can remember that.

1169
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,800
Yeah, it's pretty easy to remember.

1170
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,800
So that was life-changing for a lot of people.

1171
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,800
It really was.

1172
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,800
And it was when music, again, didn't know what they were doing.

1173
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,800
Yeah.

1174
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,800
They were ready for a shakeout.

1175
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,800
They were going through an identity crisis.

1176
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,800
Yeah, because there were the leftovers from the 80s.

1177
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:08,800
Yeah, people were getting tired of the hair bands, the glam bands, the overproduced records.

1178
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,800
Yeah, they were really sick of that.

1179
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,800
The mass deflation of hair came before that.

1180
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,800
Yeah, that's true.

1181
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,800
And that's where you got the sleaze rock, like Guns N' Roses came from.

1182
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,800
Yeah.

1183
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
If you remember Dangerous Toys and bullshit like that.

1184
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,800
Yeah, that's where all that came from was the glam scene.

1185
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,800
Then they toned it down, but they were still glam, but they were dirty glam.

1186
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800
They were sleaze glam.

1187
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:35,800
And then they realized that the sleaze part was selling, so they got real angry and despondent

1188
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,800
and critical.

1189
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,800
And then Seattle said, hey, watch this.

1190
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,800
Hey, everybody, hold my coffee.

1191
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,800
Yeah, hold my coffee.

1192
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,800
Hold my Pennyroyal tea.

1193
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,800
Hold my Pearl Jam.

1194
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,800
And Pearl Jam is named after something.

1195
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,800
Yeah, there is Aunt Pearl.

1196
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,800
Aunt Pearl, who made an hallucinogenic jam that they all loved.

1197
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,800
Yeah.

1198
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:11,800
Yeah, so anyhow, yeah, hold my Pennyroyal tea while you listen to this.

1199
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,800
But don't drink it.

1200
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,800
Don't drink it.

1201
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,800
Yeah, yeah.

1202
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800
It's poisonous and it will cause you to have a miscarriage.

1203
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,800
You need to work up to this, trust me.

1204
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800
It's Jordan Night Train.

1205
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,800
There you go.

1206
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,800
Oof.

1207
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,800
Oof.

1208
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,800
Yeah, that was one of the ones that I would never drink again.

1209
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,800
Last night we did Ronnie from Tulsa.

1210
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,800
He's our number one guy.

1211
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,800
We call him Tulsa King now.

1212
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,800
Anyhow, he asked what kind of alcohol would we never drink again and why.

1213
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,800
So my first one was Papsmer on the Beach.

1214
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:46,800
No.

1215
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:47,800
We created it.

1216
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,800
Nasty.

1217
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,800
Yeah, me and my friends created it because we're at Buzzer Beach and girls would always come up and go,

1218
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800
hey, buy us a drink.

1219
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:59,800
So we go, yes, but you're going to drink what we want you to.

1220
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,800
And oddly enough, most of them took us up on it.

1221
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:03,800
I imagine so.

1222
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,800
They're like, sure, free.

1223
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Well, we invented this drink called Papsmer on the Beach, only I got the PBR on it wrong last night.

1224
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:18,800
Okay, it was wild turkey, old crow, and Jägermeister mixed together.

1225
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,800
I said Paps last night, I don't know what I was thinking.

1226
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:26,800
It was Jägermeister and it was a decent sized shot.

1227
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:33,800
One chick got so fucking mad at us, she hit Mac in the head with a shot glass.

1228
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800
Wow.

1229
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,800
She was so mad that that stuff tasted so bad and burnt so bad, she hit him in the head with a shot glass.

1230
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,800
Wow.

1231
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800
Criminal charges, man.

1232
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,800
That's why I didn't press any.

1233
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,800
It's like, what did you have her drink?

1234
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,800
You guys, you guys are the problem.

1235
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:59,800
Anyhow, Mark the bartender downstairs, he had to outlaw it because we pissed off too many people.

1236
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,800
He wouldn't make it anymore.

1237
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:07,800
They told Ed, the backup bartender, don't make this shit for him anymore because of too many problems.

1238
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,800
He probably saved our lives.

1239
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,800
Oh gosh, I heard of a drink called Puss.

1240
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,800
Puss?

1241
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:22,800
It was vodka, creme de menthe, and mayonnaise.

1242
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,800
Oh!

1243
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,800
It looked like green puss.

1244
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800
I would rather drink Paps Mule on the beach.

1245
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,800
I think so.

1246
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Puss.

1247
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800
I got one with that.

1248
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,800
It's fucking awesome.

1249
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,800
Oh man, I wish we knew that back then.

1250
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,800
Yeah.

1251
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:41,800
Because that would have been funny to do.

1252
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,800
Of course we probably have to bring out our mayonnaise.

1253
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,800
Yeah, I'll probably say that's not something.

1254
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,800
We can do those old personal jars, airplane jar of mayonnaise.

1255
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,800
Here Mark, don't spoon-flow that in there, okay?

1256
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,800
Yeah, and it can't be coffee creamer because that tastes too good.

1257
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,800
Yeah, yeah, it's got to be mayonnaise.

1258
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,800
And not Miracle Whip either.

1259
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,800
That has some sweetness.

1260
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,800
It's got to be mayonnaise.

1261
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,800
It's got to be mayonnaise.

1262
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,800
Like beaten egg and whatever else.

1263
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,800
Alright.

1264
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,800
Well, I think you need to get to your appointment, don't you?

1265
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,800
Yep, it's about time to wrap up.

1266
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,800
Are we going to do a second half to this?

1267
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,800
Yeah.

1268
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,800
Okay, tomorrow night?

1269
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,800
Sounds good.

1270
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:23,800
Okay, after we eat turkey and watch a little football, we will be diligently doing another segment.

1271
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:24,800
Yep.

1272
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Alright, so your fuckers aren't off the hook.

1273
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,800
Hey, thanks for listening Fuck Off.

1274
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:41,800
Bye.