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And now it's time for...

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The Daily Deucebag Pledge

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone

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We Talk

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Jesus

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Everybody knows Mark is a fucking idiot. But Mark would like to take this moment to remind you. You're listening to this fucking idiot.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about? Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of...

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The Origin of the Goatee. The Goatee is a beard style that dates back to ancient Greece and Rome and is named for its resemblance to a goat's beard.

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The Goatee has been worn by many famous men throughout history, including Uncle Sam, Henry M. Hoyt, and Mr. Spock.

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The gob ham was often depicted with a goatee, and in medieval and Renaissance art, Satan was depicted with a goatee as well.

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The goatee became popular again in the 1940s as a defining trait of the beatniks and jazz musicians.

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It fell out of favor again in the 1960s, but became fashionable again in the 1990s and 2000s.

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The term goatee originated in the late 20th century. It was originally called a goatee.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts, and who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe everyone!

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Two douchebags and a microphone! I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hi everybody, thank you for joining us. This is a couple days before Thanksgiving.

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Hey Rob, what do you have planned for Thanksgiving?

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Actually, my son and his girlfriend are coming over.

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And I believe her mom and sister and niece, plus we're having my daughter, her boyfriend, my grandson, and the kids' mom.

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That sounds cool. Sounds good.

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I've been busy busting my ass playing this voice.

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Yeah, you know what, it'll be worth it man. Great family.

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Thanksgiving is a great holiday because it brings people together.

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And remember, if you want them to leave, start talking politics.

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No, I'll start talking douchebag stuff.

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Oh yeah, that'll give them the lead real quick.

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Alright, I got it.

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Okay, let's start off on something a little bit light here.

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I have some emails, dude, and there's a couple of them that's really cool because someone remembers the car that cut me off and the people that threatened me.

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You know what, I'll get into it a little bit later.

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They told me what actually happened because I obviously couldn't remember it.

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So, anyhow.

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Much like the Rockefeller Christmas tree, a seasonal favorite has returned for the holidays.

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On November 20th, McDonald's announced that the McRib will be returning to participating restaurants starting December 3rd.

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For a limited time. In addition to the return of the polarizing die-cast sandwich, the Golden Arches has dropped in a whole lot of McRib sauce.

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A half gallon jug of tangy sandwich sauce that folks can use wherever they wish.

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You ought to see it. It's a half gallon jug of McRib sauce.

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Isn't that cool? Oh damn. I know.

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So, anyhow, you know, it's also going on to say that they are using a different onion because of the big E. coli thing on the McRibs.

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But they say it still tastes fantastic. Let's see.

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Okay, so you can buy the whole lot of McRib sauce, a half gallon of it, for $19.99 online only at WholeLotOfMcRibSauce.com.

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Starting November 5th, 10am Eastern Time while supplies last.

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Anyhow, they went on to say the McRib is more than a sandwich. It's part of a culture. It's a legend. It's an event.

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Said the Chief Marketing Officer at McDonald's. So, anyhow, that's all I'm going to go into that one.

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That's all anyone needs to know. You can get a whole lot of McRib sauce for $19.99.

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And I'm not sure if they charge for shipping or not. I don't know if that's a whole ball of wax or if they go, hey, wait, wait, wait a minute there.

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We're going to need $10 for shipping. I don't know anything of that. All I know is the half gallon jug of sauce is $19.99.

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So, anyhow, Rob, that was my first story.

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Okay, first off, I have something to say to Facebook, aka Metta.

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Fakebook? Okay.

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Yeah, yeah. Okay, you know how you come across friends you might know and you have a list of people?

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And you can add them or remove them. Okay, well, I ran across my neighbor who lives two doors down from me.

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She's like my mom's age. She's disabled. We have each other's phone numbers, but she's on Facebook too, so we figured that. You know, and I found her.

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Okay. Here's what happens when I'm in people you might know and I hit add friend. And I'm already, this is like my 20th, 21st time in the last two days.

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I get this big box in the center says, can't send requests. It looks like you may not know this person. Send requests to people you know personally to see their updates on Facebook.

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But it was a friend's suggestion.

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Two doors down from me. I literally know her.

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And it's a friend's suggestion too. That's fucking crazy. They suggest a friend and then they go, well, no, you don't actually know her. We don't think that's stupid.

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That's what the hell you want to do.

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I'm going to go down tomorrow night. I'm going to have her pull me up. See what happens.

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I just had to mention that.

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AI is probably running that division now and AI is just closed captioning. Any, any more. You cannot tell what it says because AI doesn't know how to read it properly.

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There's this tennis match in Europe and AI kept following a bald headed guy that was a referee.

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They, AI thought the bald headed guy was actually the ball.

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Yes. So that's all you need to know about AI. AI does what it thinks it needs to do.

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So closed captioning anymore. You cannot, most of it's, you can't read it.

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It doesn't make sense because half the time the AI does not capture what it says correctly and it comes up with some stupid shit sometimes.

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So, so there you go. That's what I'll bet you anything.

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It's AI is doing that division of meta and AI thinks that you don't know her.

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What? Who knows? Whatever.

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So, but I mean, I thought that was the whole point of fake book was people that you may know or people you don't know, but you may get along with adding them and talking to them.

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Right. I thought, wasn't that the whole point?

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Right. Yeah. Well, I found a lot of my old friends from school, my old friends, family, you know, no, I know.

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I find somebody that lives two doors down from me and they won't let me at them. Like what the hell?

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I got a little upset at first, but then I started laughing about it. Like what the hell?

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Oh, and last night I'm watching the Monday Night Football game, right?

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It's between the Los Angeles Chargers and the Baltimore Ravens.

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And did you know that the Los Angeles Chargers have a place kicker named Dicker? So they have a kicker.

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I've seen that.

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Yeah, they have a kicker named Dicker. Dicker the Kicker.

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I just love that.

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Yeah, I've seen her Facebook post.

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Yeah, like, hey, he's Dicker the Kicker.

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I definitely enjoyed that one. I'm like, you know, that's like one of those things like God has a sense of humor. Yes. Yes.

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All right. Well, they are some.

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You want to hear some of the terms that were the most popular terms in 2024?

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OK, and these are the this is the hipsters. OK, this is the zeers, maybe some millennials and whatever the hell is behind the zeers.

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I don't know, whoever they are, whatever generation you are.

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So anyhow, bougie.

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We all know what that is. It's an adjective that means rich, luxurious, special or fancy.

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We've heard that one before, right? And we reported on it, right?

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Bussin, an adjective that means amazing or really good.

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Here's one for you, Rob. Let's see if you can catch it.

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Drip.

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Have any idea?

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I'm sorry. I didn't hear you say dull.

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An adjective that means stylish or sophisticated clothes or appearance.

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How they get drip out of that. I have no fucking clue.

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Extra.

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I can tell the opposite.

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Yeah, you were.

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That's what drip used to mean. You weren't cool. You were just.

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Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, that guy's such a drip.

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It meant like you didn't dress nice. You didn't.

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Your hair wasn't, you know, you didn't have a nice haircut.

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You didn't have a good personality. They go, oh, man, that guy's such a drip.

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Yeah, we were out of the water fountain. You were out of the water faucet.

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You were just drip.

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That goes back to the 50s.

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Well, I guess the zeers have commandeered it and made drip something completely different now.

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How about extra?

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Got any idea what that means?

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Add on.

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An adjective that means dramatic attention grabbing or too much.

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How about fire? I bet you can get fire.

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I bet you can get fire. What does fire mean?

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Great, awesome, badass.

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Pretty close. Yeah. OK.

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OK, according to this, fire means hot, trendy, amazing or on point.

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So you're pretty much right.

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You know what goat stands for, don't you?

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The greatest of all time. Yep.

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How about goosey like like the closing clothing? Gucci?

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That's the only thing I would put it as.

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It means good, cool or going well.

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Legit. We even use legit.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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It's an adjective that means something is authentic or genuine.

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Right. Vibe check.

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We've reported on that one before, but I think it's pretty easy to guess even if we didn't.

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It's a phrase that assesses the overall atmosphere or energy of a situation.

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How about riding shotgun? We all remember that.

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Remember you call shotgun and you wouldn't, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, you wouldn't have to ride in the back.

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That means you got to ride, you're the second hand man. Yes.

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Yeah. Like we used to.

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That's how our pecking order was back in the day.

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Remember, I'm like, hey, Rob, I need you up with me, man.

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You know, I'm going to be driving, you know, I'm kind of lit.

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So I need you over there telling me if I'm fucking up.

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So Rob sits, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

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That is the second in command of that their party.

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So, yeah, hey, I'll writing shotgun and idiomatic expression that refers to the person occupying the passenger seat in a car.

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It's the same thing. OK.

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How about coded? I don't have a clue.

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Well, it doesn't mean you just died and they're trying to bring you back to life.

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What it means it refers it refers to something that shares traits with something else.

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So like, I don't know, like grass and bushes, you know, they're coded, they're cut, you know, something like that.

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I don't know. That's a horrible. OK. OK.

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I don't have a clue. OK. I know this one.

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I know what I know this one. It originated on Tick Tock and refers to something that someone can't stop thinking about.

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So like if you like this chick and you go, oh, man, I am so Roman Empire on her.

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I mean, you can't stop thinking about her or I don't know. Maybe someone had great lasagna. Right.

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Oh, man, I am so Roman Empire on that lasagna. Yeah. Yeah.

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It means you can't quit thinking about it. So pretty cool. I like Roman Empire.

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I think that's a pretty cool way of of explaining something like that, isn't it?

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Thank you for that one. Now you got me want a woman that can cook lasagna.

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You know where my mind's at.

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Well, now you know where my mind's at.

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A woman that can cook lasagna. I hear harps and angels, harps and angels.

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I see my next wife.

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I never even correlated that. I bet there's something to that, Rob.

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All right. Next one. Told you I was in a mood tonight.

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I know you are. I can tell. And also your voice is still singing. You're in a good place, Rob.

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Yes, I am. That's fucking awesome.

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Very happy for you. Very happy for you. I was really worried about you, dude.

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Anyhow, I'm good. That's all that matters. Yes. You know me. You know me.

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Now I get back up and I keep going. You always you always manage to keep going.

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Yep. That's awesome. All right.

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Beige flag refers to characteristics. That's why I went in to start and say it refers to characteristics that are slightly out of the ordinary but unremarkable.

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I get that. It was it was slightly different, but not enough to go. Oh, wow.

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It's going to be a beige flag. All right. And guy it.

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I think by now most people know what guy it means. It means a nice thick ass. Who doesn't like that? Right.

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Anyhow, it's an acronym for a girl. Your ass is.

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Again, something to it, Rob. Something to it.

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It guy. It is an acronym for a girl. Your ass is thick. So now I know what guy it came from.

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I never knew what what it actually came from. So girl, your ass is thick.

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OK. I mean, I can't believe I never thought of that. You put it together, you know.

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So anyhow. All right, Rob, you got something.

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If I quit hitting the microphone and prime making horrible noises on this podcast. Yeah.

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Well, I got to go sad on us. It's a sad day.

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Oh, oh, oh. Well, actually, it's four days ago.

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OK, so it's a sad week in rock. How's that? Yeah. Sad week in rock. OK.

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Alice Brock, the woman who was the real life inspiration for the iconic Arlo Guthrie song.

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Alice's restaurant has died. I would have thought she would have been dead years ago. Wow.

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Guthrie announced on social media on Friday. She was 83. Wow.

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We worked together on various projects during the next few decades.

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We remained friends while our lives kept us busy.

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Guthrie wrote she was a no nonsense gal with a great sense of humor.

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As WBUR reported, she died Thursday after suffering health issues, including COPD.

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Alice's death just before the holiday is notable given that song is now known as a Thanksgiving classic.

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In nineteen sixty seven, Alice's restaurant got to read Chronicles of the Worst True Story of how he was disqualified from the VIA Amor graph over the course of his recorded 18 minute monologue.

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Huh. OK. And it goes on and gives her story.

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But yeah, she just passed away this week. I'm like you. I get I didn't know she was still alive.

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I would have figured she'd been dead years ago because, you know, you kind of think that a woman that owns a restaurant would be older.

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And that was what what year was it again that it came out?

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Uh, sixty seven is when that song came out. That's like 50 years. OK, so I guess she's like 30.

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Wow. No, actually about 50, 60 years, a 50 seven and 19.

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It does go on to say that in 1969, she published a cookbook called Alice's Restaurant.

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Oh, awesome. I'll look that up. I have seen that. I have seen that.

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I have not. But that's that would be cool. I mean, that would be something I would get into.

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I may lend autobiographies, but, you know, every now and then you got to reach for something else.

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I don't like fiction books. I know so many people love fiction books. I don't like them. I never have.

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But that would be cool. That would be a a a a freshening up, if you will, of what I read.

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Hmm. I'll look it up. I'll see if I can't find that.

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Unless you get some good meals out of it. That's damn right. You're right. Like lasagna.

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Right. Yeah. I'll bet you Alice's Restaurant had great lasagna. What do you think?

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Oh, had to have. Oh, yeah. Well, why else would he sing about it if it didn't have great lasagna?

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Yeah. I mean, hell yeah. I'd sing about it if it had great lasagna.

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Would you? Oh, definitely. Yeah. All right.

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So you said you had a couple of pieces of sad news. You got something else coming up?

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Yeah, I got one more. Another obituary.

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Okay. And I mentioned him here a while back.

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You did it, Rob. The world's oldest man.

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Yeah. John Alfred Tenniswood died Monday at age one hundred and twelve at the Hollys Rest Home in Southport on England's West Central Coast.

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His family said. Tim's would was surrounded by music and love in his final days.

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He is survived by daughter Susan grandchildren and Nachika.

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Tobi and Robert and great grandchildren, Tabitha, Callum and Neve.

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Neve. He was born August 26, 1912.

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To add in John Bernard Tinsdale in the reign of King George the fifth.

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The great grandfather of King Charles the third and grandfather to late Queen Elizabeth the second.

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Wow. May he rest in peace.

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Yep. Thank you, Rob.

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Was that it of the whole article? Yeah, yeah.

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Let's take our first break and I'm going to come back with some emails and there are some interesting ones on here.

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A couple of people got me really good. So anyhow, we'll we'll be right back.

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You watched the news. It was grim.

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This is an apocalypse. We suggest you download our podcast beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

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Homemade dye from plants are essential.

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The dyes can be used to mark locations on trees, even the color clothing or to be laid out to where footprints or paw prints could be left.

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The dye can be placed on the ground around the perimeter of your dwelling.

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So if you have to leave, evidence will be present to assess the situation.

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And now deep thoughts with Mark.

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A padlock is turning a door into a wall.

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit. What's that over there?

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Oh, no. It's silent. Horrible jokes.

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The second man explained to his doctor, you have to help me. I'm shrinking. The doctor said I will. You have to be a little patient.

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To them, but it's in a crash cart will be right back.

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Small twigs around the base of your area of camp. That way, if there is an intruder trying to sneak up on you, you can hear the twigs quake and be alerted about them immediately.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

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This is Crotch, the old Saint Prick. I'm the guy that comes in after Christmas and gouses all your dreams and hopes.

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Oh, well, look here. My first letter is from little Timmy from Akron, Ohio.

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It says, Dear Crotch, the old Saint Prick, I would love to have a new bicycle.

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Well, little Timmy, I have a poem for you.

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It goes, Roses are red, violets are blue. You're not getting dick, so fuck you.

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Jam X. What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet.

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Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man.

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Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst.

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The generation of noncompliance.

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Is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

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Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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I say we gotta get him some.

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The man asked for some, we gotta get him.

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I don't know, I probably couldn't say his name.

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Jerry, I won't say his last name.

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Jerry, we're gonna get you some suck my dick coffee.

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Okay, like I said, I got some emails.

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And Devin, alright, let me try this again because my audio tonic keeps crashing on me.

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Devin is a really good friend of mine. I've known him a long time.

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Matter of fact, when I first met him, I kept calling him Kevin to piss him off.

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And I go, hey Kevin, it's Devin.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.

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And then the next time I'd call for him, I'd go, hey Kevin, it's Devin.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, Devin.

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I'll say it next time.

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And then we're in front of a bunch of people, hey Kevin, motherfucker.

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So anyhow, I've known him a long time.

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And that car that cut me off and I got threatened, he remembers it.

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He remembers all of it because I was, I'll just go into it.

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Okay, Mark, you are a dipshit.

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He's right, I am.

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I remember the whole car cutting you off and men threatening you incident, clearly.

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This did happen just outside of Westport on Broadway going towards the Plaza.

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So you were right, Rob.

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It did, you were right, it was right out there.

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That's a story you told the first time. That's what I was thinking.

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For some reason I thought it was a quick, I don't know, you know what, I don't remember shit.

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Okay, so, and whenever I do, I forget the shit I remembered and I, anyhow, okay, anyhow.

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I know this for a fact because you were driving behind me to shield me because I had temp tags on.

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I remember looking in the rear view and seeing a long black car slide in front of you and stop.

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They evidently trusted your driving better than I.

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Fuck you, Kevin. I like Devin already.

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I'm going to try to get Kevin to call in.

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So, okay, so the long black car slid in front of me and they trusted my driving.

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Okay, you immediately stopped. Four men came out of this car and opened your car door.

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The first guy grabbed you and that's when the second car swooped in behind them

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and some dude with a very nice looking suit on jumped out and looked at you and said something

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and the whole clan jumped back in their vehicles and split.

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You afterwards said there was a red laser dot on my chest. I don't remember that.

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So evidently there was a gun involved somewhere.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, when I went back to check on you, a cop drove by and circled back around to check on us.

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He read my expired temp tags and promptly wrote me out a warning.

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So we both kind of lucked out that night. I was really horrified.

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Not as much as you, but still. Devin, I mean Kevin in the sticks.

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I can't believe it, man. Just throw it out there and someone will know something about it. It's funny.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I did not expect anyone to chime in. So anyhow, Kevin, thank you for sending that.

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And it sounds like he knows the story very well.

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He does. And I'm the one it happened to mainly and I don't fucking remember it.

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He remembers like every bit of it.

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Well, that's probably because you were so damn scared shitless.

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I probably had to go home and clean my pants. So I didn't remember a whole lot.

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So anyhow, whatever that was about, I don't know.

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You know, I guess I look like somebody or maybe it's a car that looked like somebody or possibly both.

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Who knows? Anyhow.

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And the other thing is, you know, did someone see me jump in my car in Westport and go, hey, that's the guy?

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You know what I mean? It had to been something like that.

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Yeah. So anyhow. All right.

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Rob, why don't you have parody segment two like Rob's advice to the masses or ask Dr. Rob?

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I mean, it would be cool to hear you do some parody spots.

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Jesse in you, Dora. I like both of them, Rob.

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How do you like Ashley? Ashley, I'm I'm in the process of working on stuff.

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I really am. OK. I like just what this guy wrote here.

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Rob's advice to the masses and ask Dr. Rob. Those are fantastic.

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Yeah. Yeah. All right.

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I've been working on some stuff and yeah, that actually one of them kind of goes with something I'm working on.

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So that's pretty awesome.

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So, Jesse, thank you very much.

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And you, Dora. So I appreciate it.

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Kansas. Yes. Yep.

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Yeah, I know where you door is.

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Yeah. He did. He did write Kansas.

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So and it's a he, not a she. Jesse, it's a he.

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All right. Next, Mark, how many podcasts are there now?

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I'm starting to get confused. How many hours do you podcast a week?

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I believe you are in every single podcast. Am I correct?

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Robbie from Iowa. Yes, I'm in every podcast and Tuesdays like today are normally really rough on me

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because I go to the city market and podcast for four hours, four plus hours.

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And then I come back home that night and I podcast for over an hour.

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And yeah, at the end of Tuesday, I don't like saying shit because I said everything I could.

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It was done. So anyhow, there's three podcasts.

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The main one, two douchebags and microphone, where all this fun spawned from.

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And then there's the sports bastards or NFL show me and Topher.

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And then there's the music creeps with me and Topher and occasionally Rob whenever he can chime in.

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So there's three of them. We really didn't mean for the music creeps to take off yet, but we just couldn't help.

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But we started talking about music so much like, oh, fuck it.

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Yeah. And the way you and I have talked about it's only sitting.

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Yeah, it makes sense. It really is. So we went in and just started talking, you know, about doing it.

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We were talking about music so much. We're like, let's just go and do the music creeps now.

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So all right. The next one's from Tulsa King, Ronnie. OK.

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Mark and Rob, what type of booze will you never touch again in your life and why?

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Ronnie and Tulsa, a.k.a. Tulsa King. Yes.

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Um, you want to go, Robin? I'll go second. Yeah, I'll go.

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OK. Everclear. Fair enough. Fair enough.

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Last time I touched it, I popped a cap when I had money and three drinks later it was gone.

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Oh, that was a bad night. That is a headache. Never touch that again.

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Headache in a jar. Oh, yeah.

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Mine. Well, it was on a dare.

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Mine is this thing that we used to piss people off in in Westport at Buzzard Beach.

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I called it Pap Smear on the Beach. It is old crow. Wild turkey.

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And what was the third one? Old crow, wild turkey.

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I can't remember what the third one was. It was horrible, horrible. Old crow, wild turkey.

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And oh, oh, I remember now PBR.

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It is mixed together in a drink.

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And whenever chicks would come up and want a drink, we'd say, yeah, but you got to be the drink.

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You have to drink what we give you. So we'd order them a pap smear on the beach. OK.

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And they drink this. One time, Mac, my friend, got hit in the head with a shot glass because she was so mad.

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So anyhow, pap smear on the beach, because I drank about like this thing keeps freaking out on me.

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So I'm probably repeating myself. But mine is pap smear on the beach because of that, you know,

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because we made the chicks that wanted drinks drink what we wanted them to.

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And like I said, my buddy, Mac, got hit in the head with a shot glass because the chick hated the pap smear on the beach that bad.

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And I had five of them one night. And I remember all I remember is waking up with my head spinning in an alleyway over there near where California's used to be in Westport.

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OK, I don't know where that is. I couldn't remember. Well, I can't.

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It's basically behind Buzzard Beach and the old Lone Star and all that.

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OK, OK, OK. Yeah, I know. I know.

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There's this alleyway spillway behind it, you know, like whenever it like floods, it looks like a waterfall type of deal.

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Yeah, I was in that face down.

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And vomit streaming out of my mouth down the spillway, head spinning. And anyhow, after that, I couldn't look at old crow, wild turkey or PBR.

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None of those. I mean, still thinking about it. I cringe.

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That's what I'll never drink again. And the close second is night train because remember how fucked up we used to get.

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Oh, yes. Oh, I could never do that again. It would kill me.

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I could drink night train and probably kill me and stop my heart.

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I don't care how hard up I got. I don't think I could do another drop.

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No, no. Oh, night train was something else. OK.

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All righty. Then the final one, Mark, could you please give us a review of the Alex Van Halen book, Robin Topher, too, if they read it.

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Thanks, Jerry and Galveston.

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OK, I read it all and I'm jotting down stuff that I want to talk about on it and go over some stuff.

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OK, but my main thing that I want to report on it is the book's too short.

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I felt like their whole career, it could have been an encyclopedia, but it's not.

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And it was kind of disappointing, really, because there wasn't as much content in it as I thought.

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And another thing is in all these autobiographies, they have these old pictures, right?

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Like their first gig ever and all this stuff like in Aussies, there is Glenn Hughes, there is Bob Daisley's, but all of this stuff.

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There's all these pictures. There's no pictures in this. He doesn't have any pictures in it at all.

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He just gets the highest high points, doesn't really get anything else.

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It's good, but too short and doesn't cover enough.

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But I will all I'm going to write out what I want to talk about and I'll do it on a podcast.

424
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So my review right now officially is it's too short and does not cover enough. It doesn't offer any pictures of value.

425
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,000
So that's it right now, but I'll have more to say a little bit later.

426
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,000
So, hey, those are the emails, Rob.

427
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Yeah.

428
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,000
We turn to you.

429
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,000
All right. Well, I'm going to go back into the rock world.

430
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000
OK.

431
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:32,000
A retired band might could possibly come out of retirement and you're not going to believe who is.

432
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000
OK.

433
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Despite the spectacle of the end of the road world tour that concluded in December two thousand twenty three kids might not be ready to give up live performances yet.

434
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Figures.

435
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Guitarist and vocalist Paul Stanley noted that the band is leaving the door open for future concerts and interview with the Daily Times.

436
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Anything's possible, said Stanley.

437
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Kiss is so far from over, though.

438
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Kiss as we know it is done, but having our hands, ideas and fingers in what kiss continues makes all the sense in the world.

439
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:33,000
So I look forward to whatever comes next without knowing what comes next.

440
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
But I'm open to it all.

441
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:44,000
OK, so basically now, now tell me if you think I'm right on this of what he was saying.

442
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000
One, he did not rule out another live show or more.

443
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Right.

444
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Right. Right.

445
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Number two, kiss is going to morph into maybe this online thing or whatever.

446
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Or the the emojis, you know, you know, the AI generated them.

447
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
You know, it's going to it's going to be like Internet kiss or whatever.

448
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Right.

449
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Avatar's. Yeah.

450
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Avatar's. That's it. Yeah.

451
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Yeah. Yeah.

452
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000
See, the story goes into other things.

453
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:23,000
It goes into the first fell war tour started back in March of 2000.

454
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:33,000
And then after they played massive Square Garden and finished up this last.

455
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Final tour.

456
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:43,000
They signed for the digital avatars to come out in two thousand twenty seven.

457
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,000
OK, OK, so it's still a few years off.

458
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000
OK, yeah.

459
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000
OK, so that's probably what he's referring to wherever kiss goes and whatever it is.

460
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Kiss isn't as far from over.

461
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,000
So. OK.

462
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yeah, so I was at the first farewell tour.

463
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
So was I.

464
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
I was out August.

465
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Two thousand. Yeah.

466
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
OK, cool. Yeah.

467
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I was there too, and it was still ace and Peter.

468
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Thank God.

469
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:23,000
So, yeah, I got a neat little story here, Rob.

470
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Starting December 1st, Delta Airlines first class flyers on routes that cover more than 900 miles will be able to preorder Shake Shack cheeseburgers as a flight in flight option meal, according to a press release.

471
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000
The partnership is a first. Yeah, I know that's pretty cool.

472
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:51,000
The partnership is a first of its kind for the airline with plans to expand to additional markets across the country throughout twenty twenty five.

473
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
A delicious cheeseburger and iconic comfort food.

474
00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Our customers know that, which is why burgers are one of the top ordered menus items that we offer.

475
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:11,000
And we're thrilled to elevate the offer and with Shake Shack Delta's managing director of onboard services, Stephanie Laster explained.

476
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
However, our partnership with Shake Shack goes beyond the burger.

477
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Shake Shack's people, first culture and commitment to enriching their neighborhoods are spot on with our own brand values of service and excellent passengers will specifically be able to order Shake Shack cheeseburgers featured 100 percent Angus beef patty.

478
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Anyhow, they can personalize their order.

479
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
You can add tomato.

480
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:44,000
You can have chips with it or a Caesar salad or a dark chocolate brownie.

481
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
So there you go.

482
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Delta Flyers, get your Shake Shack fucking jam it, cram it down.

483
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Ten thousand up.

484
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
There you go.

485
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Well, should we take our second break and come right back?

486
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

487
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Every time you're sitting in a stall at a public bathroom, may the guy that comes up next to you in the stall have explosive diarrhea.

488
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Two dish bags, a microphone and an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

489
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Man, my Internet is so slow. This is bullshit. How am I supposed to browse or get on TikTok with slow Internet?

490
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I'm so pissed off right now. I don't know what to do.

491
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Harambe used to call into our original show, two dipshits and a cheap Radio Shack candy recorder.

492
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Harambe stopped calling into our original show, two dipshits and a cheap Radio Shack candy recorder.

493
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Why did Harambe stop calling into our original show, two dipshits and a cheap Radio Shack candy recorder?

494
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Harambe was senselessly murdered because some idiot could not watch her children properly while looking at her phone.

495
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Sadly, Harambe does not listen to any show anymore. Sorry, Harambe.

496
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

497
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. I hope he writes more books.

498
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:30,000
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

499
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Hmph. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Huh. I may never know.

500
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

501
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple.

502
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:59,000
A constant pursuit for a real news slaughter. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

503
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,000
You are just like a cloud. It's a beautiful day when you disappear.

504
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000
And I am Rob.

505
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Rob, we left off with cheeseburgers. You got something you want to go into?

506
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yes, I do. Soon as I find it.

507
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:40,000
You got it?

508
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Yeah, I got it. I've had it for a little while. I have to go back and find it.

509
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:57,000
I understand. Same here. I got my notes everywhere and I'm trying to organize them as we do the podcast. So I understand.

510
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Right. Okay.

511
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:17,000
A TikToker's plan to walk 120 miles, deliver flowers to his girlfriend ended abruptly after realizing he had to work the next day.

512
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Please go ahead.

513
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:40,000
The TikToker known as Kale went viral after announcing his idea to walk from San Diego to Los Angeles as a heartfelt gesture for his girlfriend named Annie.

514
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:55,000
In his gaming prior experience as a marathon runner, he set a goal to walk at least 30 miles a day, fully committing to completing the journey despite its challenges.

515
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:06,000
The TikToker shared his journey with followers and documented two days of progress, walking at least 47 miles total.

516
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Concerns from his girlfriend, his mother, and his own lack of planning cost doubt on how feasible the walk really was.

517
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:29,000
On the third day, Kale uploaded a video announcing the cancellation of the rest of the walk.

518
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:42,000
In the video he admits to underestimating logistics, also saying he forgot about having to work the following day.

519
00:50:42,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Oops.

520
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Cool.

521
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I know. He might have meant well, but he's pretty fucking stupid.

522
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Oh shit, I better get back.

523
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
All right, well, I got something for you.

524
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Evidently a guy that was missing for a long time, faked his own death.

525
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:13,000
He is a husband and a father. After an extensive search and rescue, Brian Borgwart, a husband and father who had been presumed missing and dead after a kayaking accident has been found.

526
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Green Lake County Sheriff Mark Poodle said in a November 21st press conference that Borgwart is alive after faking his own death and is likely in Eastern Europe.

527
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000
So he didn't fuck around. He got completely out of America.

528
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Poodle revealed that police got in contact with a 45 year old Wisconsin resident on November 11th and received video from him confirming he is safe and well.

529
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:49,000
The video is shown during the press conference. His biggest concern is how the community is going to react to him possibly coming home.

530
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Poodle said, well, that wasn't a very good faking then, was it? He's already coming home.

531
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,000
So Poodle said in November 21st press conference, I can see that.

532
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:10,000
OK, he staged his death. And unfortunately, one of the things that he did say was he didn't expect us to go more than two weeks in for searching him.

533
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Well, I hate to tell you, he picked the wrong sheriff and the wrong department.

534
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Officials and family initially worried that Borgwart had drowned after his kayak was found adrift in Green Lake on August 12th.

535
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:35,000
About two months later, during a November 8 press conference, Poodle revealed the investigation shifted based on evidence that suggests that Borgwart was alive and had run away.

536
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:43,000
We know that he's not in our lake, Poodle said, after a lengthy search for several weeks.

537
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:53,000
And during the November 21st press conference, Poodle shared how Borgwart staged his kayak in accident and if he would face any charges.

538
00:53:53,000 --> 00:54:03,000
So Ryan Borgwart is a Borgwart or whatever, is a resident of Watertown, Wisconsin, who is believed to have gone missing on August 12th, 2024.

539
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Failed to return from a kayaking trip on Green Lake. He is married and a father of a high school and grade school teenage kids.

540
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:28,000
So, he decided to fake his own death. So I don't understand why he all of a sudden popped back up. He was in Eastern Europe and he got away with it, right?

541
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Yeah. Did he? I don't know.

542
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Okay. Okay. I have two words. Okay.

543
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Ass paddle. All right, hang on.

544
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:56,000
We need to start up. Yeah, hang on. Okay, I'm going to make a list.

545
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:04,000
It's been a while. Oh, and add this tick tocker.

546
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:09,000
I got a complaint. He tried to walk his girlfriend. Yes.

547
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Oh yeah, yeah. And the guy trying to walk his girlfriend.

548
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Complaint. Okay. Yes.

549
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:24,000
We don't make fun of Montrose anymore.

550
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I mean, I don't know where else we can take it.

551
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Look, they've been busted. They don't have a power plant anymore and we're really disappointed.

552
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Okay, well, I've read other news. Yeah.

553
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, we've took it as far as we can.

554
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Well, that's kind of what I told him because the person told me in person.

555
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:07,000
And I was like, I don't know where else we could take it. I mean, you know, I Montrose, the first couple they did right, or supposedly someone from Montrose.

556
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:17,000
All the other stuff was just fun that we added like check going to give us a power cord, all this, you know, obviously that was parody. It was a joke.

557
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:24,000
But I mean, they don't write anymore. They literally did tear down the power plant. They seriously did.

558
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Yeah. So like it's missing one of the key elements of being the best place on Earth.

559
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:38,000
The reason is best place on Earth is a power plant, a lake, a campground and a junkyard.

560
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,000
That's a man's playground right there. Now that it's missing the power plant.

561
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:48,000
It's not the same. So yeah, so we don't care about Montrose.

562
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,000
We got to find another city that or a town that has all of those and we will.

563
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:59,000
I need to check on Iitan up north and see if maybe they have all of that.

564
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Hey, how about with saying, oh, you know what?

565
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Lacey does have campgrounds. I don't know if it has a junkyard.

566
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Yeah, technically they were. I like going to Lacey better than I did Montrose.

567
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Oh, hell yeah. Much better lake. And bigger. Yeah. Yeah.

568
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
And also the land around it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah.

569
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,000
I like the backwaters there. You go up north on some of those county roads

570
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:34,000
and where the backwater goes up in the streams that go in that trip contribute to the lake Lacey.

571
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:42,000
There are some really, really good fishing in there. So you're just a few minutes north of Fort Scott.

572
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Yeah. Yep. Good old Fort Scott on the banks of the crystal blue waters of the Marmotin River.

573
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Yes. Yes. I'm glad you got that right. Yeah. Yeah.

574
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I mean, you know, not only Missouri has these crystal teal, beautiful waters,

575
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,000
but so does the Marmotin River. Yes. Yeah.

576
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Every time I go there, I'm like, who needs tropical when you have this? Right. Right.

577
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Anyway, Rob, we turn to you to turn this shit show around. Good luck.

578
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:31,000
You don't know how many turtles I had to cut off my fishing line.

579
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Yeah, I probably do. I used to live down there. I used to fish on the Marmotin.

580
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Oh, there's a lot of those not only snappers, but those mud turtles. Oh, yeah.

581
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,000
You don't have to worry about snappers. They're bad. Oh, they are.

582
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,000
The mud turtles, they would like to get themselves hooked really good, man.

583
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:58,000
They really bit on bait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd pull it in. I think it was a catfish.

584
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
I'd pull it in. It was a turtle. I just cut my line. Yep.

585
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000
I know he's been in my food. No, same here, too.

586
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:10,000
You're probably not going to get that lure or whatever it was back anyhow or the hook.

587
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,000
So you might as well just go, bye bye. Bye, turtle. Yep.

588
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000
So. And then the last chance of getting bit. Yes.

589
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Because yeah, a mud turtle will snap at you, but it can't really hurt you.

590
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:33,000
A snapping turtle can take your finger off easily or your hand, depending on how big it is.

591
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:40,000
And snapping turtles are mean. They don't like you. As soon as they see you, they don't like you.

592
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
They have a very mean disposition.

593
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:48,000
That's what Freddy's I saved up here on the road that one day was. He was a big snapper.

594
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah. You told me you like kicked him back off of the highway and saved him.

595
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Well, no, I just got his attention and he started heading towards me.

596
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:04,000
So I just kept his attention during off the road. That's cool.

597
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:09,000
I got him back go back down the grass. He took off, went back down the ravine.

598
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000
I don't see him since.

599
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Well, he went back to Turtleville. So wow. Yeah. Snappers, man.

600
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:23,000
They another thing about snappers is they have a really long reach on their neck.

601
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,000
So people that don't know get too close to them and get their toe bit off sometimes.

602
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Right. So they can reach out what I think it's four feet. Is that it?

603
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Something like that. Their neck and it lot for a lot further than you think.

604
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Yeah, I forget what it was.

605
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Three. You covered that one. Yeah, three or four feet, something like that,

606
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:54,000
because they will spring at you just the neck and the head and the beak, you know, and and that's it.

607
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:01,000
So anyhow, yeah, they can stretch out pretty good and they can nail you when you think that they can't.

608
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:06,000
So anyhow, I don't know where we're going with this.

609
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:12,000
But start with the beautiful Marmotin River. So anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

610
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Oh, you were covering the Laceyne. Yeah. Yeah.

611
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Yeah. The email. Yeah. My buddy, mine complain that we don't make fun of Lacey Montrose anymore.

612
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:31,000
So, yeah. I. All right. Well, yeah, I mean, take it over here.

613
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000
OK. Yeah. I mean, I think we said everything we can about Montrose. We're disappointed.

614
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:46,000
So anyhow, go ahead. OK. It's been about 45 years since former New York Yankees pitcher Jim Bouton

615
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:59,000
teamed up with independent league pitcher Rob Nelson to create Big League 2 as a healthy alternative to chewing tobacco.

616
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,000
You remember when it came out? Yeah, I do.

617
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Big League 2? Yeah, it was in a pouch like Redman.

618
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Still is. Oh, OK. Do they still make Redman?

619
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Yeah, they still make Redman too, I think. I think you can only get certain places.

620
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:24,000
I haven't seen any. I've seen Skoll and stuff like that snuff or dip.

621
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,000
But like the pouch chewing tobacco, I don't think I've seen it in quite a while.

622
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
I know. Actually, I think you're right. I think it's Canaan's.

623
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Yeah, I don't think they do pouches anymore.

624
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000
I don't know. I can't remember. I'm going on nine weeks without.

625
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Oh, I remember Levi Garrett would leave a hell of a stain if you spit it on someone's pants.

626
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Not saying that I did that, but maybe I might have. You know, someone wearing white pants.

627
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,000
I might have done that or someone I know might have done that. Yeah.

628
01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:00,000
So, yeah, you chew a little Levi Garrett and you spat some of that brown on him.

629
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:06,000
It's not coming off. It stains. So anyhow.

630
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Well, since then, over a billion pouches of the shredded bubble gum have been sold.

631
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:20,000
But now the Washington based company says a licensee is lying to the U.S.

632
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Patent and Trademark Office about who was the official business behind the same gum.

633
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:38,000
This legal battle is detailed in a complaint filed last week by Big League Q Properties

634
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:47,000
and the Rob Nelson Company in an Illinois federal district court against Ford Gum and Machine Company,

635
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
which is based in Akron, New York.

636
01:03:51,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Big League Q accuses Ford Gum of trade dressed infringement,

637
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:06,000
which means copying another's product and confusing customers.

638
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:14,000
The complaint was authorized by Mike R. Turner and other attorneys

639
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:22,000
like Neil Gerber, Isaac Murray, and Bonds, whoever and King, whatever.

640
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Big League Q says it entered into its first licensing agreement with Ford Gum in 2010.

641
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:41,000
And the agreement indicated Big League Q has exclusive ownership of trademarks,

642
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:47,000
trade dress and goodwill associated with the shredded bubble gum.

643
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Big League Q also says it provided Ford Gum with the equipment necessary to make shredded bubble gum.

644
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:07,000
As Big League Q tells it, the company enjoyed.

645
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Hello?

646
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
I'm here.

647
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
What did you disappear?

648
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:21,000
The company enjoyed an excellent working relationship with Ford Gum until 2022

649
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:26,000
when private equity companies purchased Ford Gum.

650
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Okay.

651
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:37,000
The new owners, Big League Q contends, demanded that Big League Q pay back $180,000

652
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,000
and a alleged overage of royalty payments.

653
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Big League Q says it honored that demand.

654
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:53,000
The new owners also tried to convince or badger as Big League Q puts it,

655
01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Nelson to sell his company and its trademarks, trade dress and other intellectual properties.

656
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:07,000
So these other companies bought this guy out.

657
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Okay.

658
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:15,000
They had that Big League Q originally signed with and was very happy with.

659
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:24,000
And now they're trying to take over trademarking and everything and Big League Q saying, uh-uh.

660
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
No.

661
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Interesting.

662
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:35,000
I keep getting scammers sending me stuff saying they're from the Federal Trademark Committee

663
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:43,000
and all this stuff telling me that my trademark has expired or whatever, something like that, right?

664
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,000
And so I was getting sick of getting them.

665
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,000
So now what I do is I ask, they'll text me sometimes,

666
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:54,000
you got to have all this information to get your federal trademark, right,

667
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000
for two douchebags and microphone.

668
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:02,000
So all this information is out there and it's with your trademark.

669
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:08,000
So they try like trying to scam you saying, uh, it didn't go through or something or something went wrong,

670
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
so you don't own it and someone else is getting ready to take it.

671
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
But don't worry, you could send me money.

672
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,000
I'm a trademark lawyer and I'll solve it for you and all this stuff.

673
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:27,000
What I started doing was give me a call and I send it to my lawyer's office that I had trademarked.

674
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Yeah, so when they call, it's a law firm and they hang up.

675
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000
It's funny.

676
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Right.

677
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
It works really well because I get sick of that shit.

678
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
It's like, dumb fuck, I had a lawyer do it.

679
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
I didn't do it myself.

680
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:45,000
So, you know, they're, they're, um, what they're doing is they're hoping you did it yourself

681
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,000
and they're kind of not sure if it was right or not.

682
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
And that's how they take advantage of people.

683
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,000
They're like, hey, this didn't go through, buddy.

684
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,000
Give me $300 and it'll go through.

685
01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:01,000
And then you give them the $300, but, you know, they, they steal it.

686
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:06,000
So anyhow, um, all right, I got one.

687
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:10,000
The famous Brook, um, do what now?

688
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,000
I said, all right.

689
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Oh, okay.

690
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:17,000
So the famous Brooklyn sidewalk aquarium was officially paved over by the city employees.

691
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
Do you remember that?

692
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:24,000
It was this piece of sidewalk that was missing in Brooklyn, uh, New York.

693
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:32,000
And people put like a liner in there and water in there and they put like a filter system

694
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,000
and goldfish and guppies and what else?

695
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,000
And, and like little coral looking reefs and little life like that.

696
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:47,000
And they made essentially an outdoor, uh, or not essentially, but, um, they made a makeshift aquarium

697
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000
out of this hole in the ground.

698
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
And it was really cool.

699
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:56,000
So first it was like, uh, someone vandalized it.

700
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:01,000
And then after that, the city of Brooklyn said we got to finish this sidewalk.

701
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
So it's got to go.

702
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
So anyhow, here's what happened.

703
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,000
The famous Brooklyn sidewalk aquarium was officially paved over by city employees.

704
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:14,000
The makeshift aquarium was started as a result of a leaky fire hydrant.

705
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,000
Residents in the neighborhood grew tired of the mud pit.

706
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:22,000
And, um, it was, uh, you know, they turned it, they think as a prank,

707
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:28,000
some unknown person kept placing goldfish in this, uh, in this little hole in the ground.

708
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Right.

709
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:35,000
And then finally people that, you know, started, you know, making it like an aquarium.

710
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Anyhow, so, um, the sidewalk, uh, they said the winter is approaching rapidly

711
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,000
and ice will be a terrible scenario for pedestrians.

712
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:48,000
The water hole is now a slab of concrete that fuses together a sidewalk on that block.

713
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Don't worry though.

714
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Seems like a group of residents built a new koi pond, if you will,

715
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,000
in the public green area near the original hole.

716
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000
The new pond might be better than the original.

717
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
They did a really good job on it.

718
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,000
It looks great.

719
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:09,000
And it's in the green area right behind the sidewalk where the makeshift aquarium were.

720
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000
So pretty cool.

721
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Now they have their aquarium back.

722
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,000
Yep. Yeah. That's cool.

723
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,000
It is.

724
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,000
And then, um, I got something else here while we're talking about fish.

725
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,000
And then we can go to a story on you.

726
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:31,000
But, um, a vet has dramatically saved a family 17-year-old goldfish

727
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:35,000
after he was struck down by a killer tumor.

728
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Vet Amor O'Reilly performed the first of his kind operation

729
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:43,000
to remove a growth from the face of their beloved fish Merlin.

730
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Merlin's owners became worried about the veteran pet after he was unable to eat

731
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,000
and a lump appeared near his rest eye, his left eye.

732
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:59,000
They took the tiny three-inch fish to the MyVet location in Dublin

733
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
for treatment last month.

734
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,000
And the vet successfully removed the killer tumor.

735
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,000
And they're happy to say that their 17-year-old goldfish

736
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,000
is recovering fine and eating well.

737
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,000
How about that?

738
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Yeah.

739
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,000
It's pretty cool.

740
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000
17-year-old goldfish, number one.

741
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,000
Yeah, that's cool.

742
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,000
They cut a tumor off of it and it's doing fine.

743
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:28,000
So, anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

744
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,000
Okay.

745
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:36,000
I have a 25-year-old Indian man,

746
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,000
and we're going to call him by his last name, Kumar.

747
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Oh, okay, okay, Indian from India.

748
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,000
Yeah, yeah.

749
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,000
Okay.

750
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
Rohitas Kumar.

751
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,000
We're going to call him Kumar.

752
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:57,000
Fell ill and was transported to the hospital on Thursday, November 21.

753
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Doctors performed CPR on the reported deaf and mute man to no avail

754
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:11,000
as they saw his heart rate flatline and declared him dead.

755
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:17,000
He was placed on a pyre, which I looked up...

756
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,000
A tire?

757
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,000
...in Webster's Dictionary.

758
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
A pyre.

759
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Oh, a pyre.

760
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000
P-Y-R-E.

761
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,000
Okay, okay.

762
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Which I looked up in Webster's Dictionary.

763
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:34,000
A heap of combustible material ready for cremation.

764
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Yeah, it's a Viking funeral is what they like to call him.

765
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,000
Yeah.

766
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Well, he was being cremated.

767
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Mm-hmm.

768
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:50,000
Yeah, it's like a pile of combustible material in a teepee type of looking thing.

769
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000
Yeah.

770
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,000
Yeah, anyhow, go ahead.

771
01:12:52,000 --> 01:13:03,000
Well, moments before his fiery end, he suddenly started moving and woke up.

772
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:13,000
According to the Times of India, the postmortem papers indicate that Kumar had died as a result of a lung disease,

773
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,000
such as COPD...

774
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Boy, that's pretty common tonight, isn't it?

775
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Yeah.

776
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,000
...or tuberculosis.

777
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:28,000
His time of death was recorded at 1.50 p.m. local time,

778
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:34,000
but metal examiners did not check the body to confirm the death.

779
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:41,000
They have done postmortem in papers only, and it was not done physically.

780
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:48,000
District collector, yeah, whoever, told the Times in India,

781
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:59,000
without performing postmortem, the report was issued as a result of several investigations that took place following the incident.

782
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Three different doctors had been suspended for negligence.

783
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Oh, wow.

784
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Yeah, he woke up around 5 p.m.

785
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:16,000
Well, good thing he woke up before they torched him. Geez.

786
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,000
Yeah, exactly.

787
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Wow.

788
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Damn, man.

789
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:27,000
You know, I don't know if you know this or not, but there are...

790
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:33,000
They dug up a bunch of old coffins from like maybe the 1700s, 1600s, right?

791
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,000
Over...

792
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,000
Yeah.

793
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:41,000
A good number of them have claw marks from the inside because they thought the person was dead, but they was not.

794
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000
And when they woke up...

795
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,000
I've heard a lot of stories about that.

796
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,000
Yeah, they have a lot of proof of that.

797
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:52,000
That would suck.

798
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,000
Wow. Yeah.

799
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,000
Okay. All right. Well, we're getting a little like grim here.

800
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:05,000
How about if I tell you about Chipotle and their new gimmick?

801
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
All right.

802
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Chipotle is ringing in the holiday season by reviving its gift set featuring fan created items inspired by the restaurant.

803
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:22,000
The limited holiday gift set was originally launched in 2021 and has been a coveted gift for burrito lovers.

804
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:30,000
These items make up for holiday gift set, each drawing inspiration from the Chipotle ordering experience.

805
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:40,000
A $50 exclusive, All I Want is Chipotle bundle will feature a personal car napkin holder, a lemon scented water cup,

806
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:52,000
a lemon scented candle, and a fresh bar of cilantro soap, a nod to the small percentage of people who experience a soap like taste from cilantro.

807
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:56,000
And I'm one of those people. Cilantro to me tastes like soap.

808
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,000
I know people that love it.

809
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Items can also be purchased individually like the candle at $28, the napkin holder at $23.

810
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:16,000
Over the years, we've seen these limited items pop up, but you can get them now through the end of the year at any Chipotle.

811
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:21,000
So there you go.

812
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:26,000
Do you have an opinion on cilantro, Rob, or not?

813
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:29,000
Actually, I like it myself.

814
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:33,000
I think it tastes like soap like other people do.

815
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,000
I don't want anything. That's cool.

816
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,000
I mean, I wonder why that is.

817
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:43,000
I taste the best. Maybe it's.

818
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,000
Well, I'm used to fresh cilantro though.

819
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,000
There's a difference. Yes.

820
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,000
I'm not used to restaurant.

821
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,000
Yeah.

822
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:54,000
Well, I mean, it's like a homegrown tomato or pepper.

823
01:16:54,000 --> 01:17:03,000
The difference in the taste of those over something that you get from the store is it's almost not like not the same item.

824
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,000
So right. Yeah.

825
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,000
So I could see that fresh cilantro.

826
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
I bet would not taste like soap to me.

827
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,000
It's got to be something with how they like make it.

828
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000
And I don't know, store it or something.

829
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000
I don't know. Who knows?

830
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:21,000
Anyhow, you got something, Rob?

831
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,000
Yeah.

832
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Go through the 70 plus years of Chevy Corvette and you'll notice one year missing.

833
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,000
OK.

834
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,000
1983.

835
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,000
OK.

836
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:49,000
That year Chevy intended to debut the C4 Corvette, but problems arose.

837
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Yeah. So that it was actually the first year of the C4, but they didn't release it.

838
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,000
I'll be damned in 1983.

839
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,000
Yeah, there is no night.

840
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:09,000
Well, through the story goes, there was no 1983 release.

841
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Huh.

842
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,000
I didn't know that. Did you?

843
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,000
Well, I did until I read this.

844
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:21,000
OK.

845
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:27,000
Chief engineer Dave McClellan led the effort to redesign the Corvette.

846
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:39,000
The C4 represented a large leap in technology from the C3 created before man landed on the moon.

847
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:45,000
For example, the new Corvette had a computer controlled liquid crystal,

848
01:18:45,000 --> 01:19:00,000
insulate panel, high strength, low alloy, galvanized steel, one piece, uniform, uniform, and sheet molded body panels.

849
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,000
Huh. OK.

850
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,000
Instead of fiberglass.

851
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,000
OK.

852
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:13,000
They had not seen it, but this was cutting edge stuff in the early 1980s.

853
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:28,000
They built 43 pilot cars in 1983, says Brian Gable, National Corvette Museum curator and content producer.

854
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:37,000
They had some delays in getting those cars built and some inconsistencies in the quality of assembly.

855
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,000
Uh huh.

856
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:47,000
With those issues, General Motors called off production in 1983.

857
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:51,000
But what happened to those pilot cars?

858
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:56,000
The pilot cars were all supposed to be destroyed.

859
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:03,000
The story goes that they brought in a crusher to destroy all the cars.

860
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:08,000
All of them got crushed except one.

861
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:12,000
It was the end of the day and it started raining.

862
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:22,000
The gentleman who was running the operation had a new pair of cowboy boots and was afraid of rain ruining them.

863
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:29,000
So the rest of the crew, well we'll just come back and get this last one tomorrow.

864
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:43,000
The surprise was when they came back to the crusher, the crusher was gone and the car is still there.

865
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000
OK.

866
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,000
So they come and got the crusher.

867
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,000
Got it.

868
01:20:50,000 --> 01:21:00,000
The car wound up being pushed into a corner in the Corvette assembly plant until it was rediscovered years later.

869
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:08,000
It then was displayed at the factory before moving into the National Corvette Museum.

870
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:20,000
The sole 1983 Chevy Corvette is presented with a white exterior and medium blue interior.

871
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:33,000
It's powered by 350 cubic inch L83 V8 rated for 205 horsepower.

872
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:36,000
Driven by four speed automatic.

873
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:39,000
Wow.

874
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:52,000
The following year, 1984, would be the last for the L83 replaced by the L98 in 1985.

875
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,000
Cool.

876
01:21:55,000 --> 01:22:00,000
Yeah, see I didn't know there was, there was no 83 Vets.

877
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:05,000
I didn't either.

878
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,000
Wow, thank you.

879
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,000
It's a good article.

880
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,000
I got an interesting one right here.

881
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:19,000
Lemmy Kilmeister of Motorhead in his autobiography, White Lung and Fever,

882
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:27,000
wrote that he made more money writing four songs for Ozzy than he did with all 15 Motorhead albums.

883
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:31,000
Motorhead was a, I know, isn't that amazing?

884
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:34,000
Motorhead was a popular English hard rock band.

885
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:43,000
The songs Lemmy wrote for Ozzy were, I Don't Want to Change the World, Desire, Hellraiser,

886
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:52,000
and Mama I'm Coming Home, which Lemmy wrote for Ozzy and Sharon's much publicized trials and tribulations of their marriage.

887
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,000
Yeah.

888
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,000
Yeah, it's a good song.

889
01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:04,000
It was a smash hit too. You could not go anywhere in America without hearing that blaring on someone's stereo.

890
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,000
All four songs appeared on Ozzy's extremely successful album, No More Tears.

891
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:14,000
The venture was certified quadruple platinum in 1996.

892
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:21,000
However, as successful as No More Tears was, it did not outsell the first album, Blizzard of Oz.

893
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:28,000
His last album, Patient No. 9, however, was his first number one album ever.

894
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,000
That's pretty interesting.

895
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:35,000
Out of all his stuff, Patient No. 9 was his only number one hit,

896
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:42,000
and that's because the rock category is not nearly as populated as it used to be.

897
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,000
Right.

898
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:48,000
And there's just not that many people playing rock anymore is what it is.

899
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,000
And everybody knows Ozzy.

900
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,000
Yes. So when they hear that, they ran out and bought it.

901
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,000
No, not a day.

902
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,000
Yep. And they made it number one.

903
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:03,000
You'd think an artist like Ozzy would have achieved number one way before that, right?

904
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,000
But no.

905
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,000
Oh, definitely.

906
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Yeah. I've got a question for you, Rob, here real quick.

907
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:16,000
Who's... Okay. I'm talking about commercials, okay? Ads on TV, all right?

908
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,000
Who do you consider more trustworthy?

909
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:24,000
A talking box that wants you to wipe your ass and mail it to him?

910
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:31,000
Or an emo that wants you to buy insurance from him?

911
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,000
Oh, I've got to give it to the emu.

912
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,000
Me too. Me too. I don't trust a talking box that wants me...

913
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,000
Yeah, that emo is cool as hell.

914
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,000
Yeah, yeah. Lemu emu was cool.

915
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,000
Yeah, he keeps the other dude in check.

916
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,000
Yeah, yeah. Doug. Yeah.

917
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,000
Yeah, he keeps Doug in check.

918
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,000
Yep, he does, because Doug's a little nutty and he... Yeah.

919
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,000
I trust him.

920
01:24:53,000 --> 01:25:00,000
I do too. So I thought that that was pretty... You know, I mean, a talking box...

921
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,000
Oh, that's a good question.

922
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:08,000
Yeah, yeah. A talking box that asks you to wipe your ass and put it inside his box and mail it.

923
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,000
I don't trust that, do you?

924
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,000
No. No. No. Not at all.

925
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:18,000
No, no. You need to check that box's hard drive. Something's not right.

926
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:24,000
A new company has an efficient way of sending satellites into orbit.

927
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:32,000
SpinLaunch has developed a long rotating arm that spins and catapults satellites into space.

928
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,000
Isn't that cool? All it does is spin around and throw...

929
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,000
Hello, okay.

930
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,000
It literally... It launches the satellites into outer space.

931
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,000
Now, think of this. You buy one of them, right?

932
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:53,000
And then you have people that want to get rid of their refrigerator, their washer, their dryer.

933
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,000
There you go.

934
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:59,000
Yeah. And you charge them like a small service fee and they get to watch their fucking washer go into orbit.

935
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,000
Wouldn't that be great?

936
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,000
Hell yeah.

937
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,000
Yeah, hell yeah.

938
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:06,000
Now, I mean, I hope it doesn't land on anybody later on, you know, space junk.

939
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:11,000
A washer being a space junk would be pretty bad.

940
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:19,000
Or maybe even a car. Wouldn't that be cool to catapult a car into outer space?

941
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,000
That would be cool.

942
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:26,000
Yeah. I'm telling you, if you could buy one of these SpinLaunch's catapults, that would be the shit.

943
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,000
Now we're talking guy shit.

944
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:41,000
Yeah. I mean, people like bring like school buses, shit. Someone might even bring like mobile home, an old mobile home and watch that get launched.

945
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,000
Hell yeah.

946
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:44,000
Man.

947
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000
That would be fun.

948
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,000
And that would be a great TV show too, wouldn't it, Rob?

949
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,000
It would be.

950
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,000
You could call it...

951
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,000
That would be a great reality show.

952
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:56,000
Yeah. Yeah. And like, you know, you have the guy in...

953
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,000
Space launch.

954
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,000
Yeah. You have the guy in the office there.

955
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:03,000
Hey, Mr. Williams. Yeah, what?

956
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:09,000
We got a guy out here that wants you to launch his stuffed bear into space.

957
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,000
What?

958
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,000
You know, just weird shit.

959
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,000
Yeah.

960
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:16,000
He wants to launch his mother's ashes into space.

961
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,000
Huh.

962
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,000
Yeah.

963
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,000
That'd be a great show.

964
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000
And like you said, you call it space launch.

965
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,000
Yeah, we'll see.

966
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:29,000
And then like people like us would sit around and watch buses get launched into space.

967
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,000
No problem, right?

968
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,000
I would.

969
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,000
Oh, I would too.

970
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,000
I would watch that.

971
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,000
Oh, that would be entertainment at its finest.

972
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,000
So anyhow.

973
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:41,000
All right, Rob, you got anything you want to go into or are we going to wrap a bow on this bitch?

974
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,000
That's all I have.

975
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,000
All righty.

976
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,000
Everybody, thank you for joining us.

977
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,000
Have a fantastic Thanksgiving.

978
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:54,000
Remember to say thanks before and then eat like hell.

979
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:59,000
Watch watch football and nap occasionally.

980
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,000
Nap when the Cowboys are on.

981
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
Don't don't nap when the Lions are on.

982
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,000
Right.

983
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,000
Definitely.

984
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,000
So there you go.

985
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000
A little word of wisdom.

986
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,000
All right, everybody.

987
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,000
Oh, hi, Grandma Opal.

988
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,000
Hi, Jimmy.

989
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,000
Hi, Ricky.

990
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,000
You're down to what?

991
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,000
Your last week.

992
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:22,000
I think I got two or three weeks left.

993
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,000
OK.

994
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,000
OK.

995
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,000
Hi, Grandma.

996
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,000
Hi, Jimmy.

997
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,000
Hi, Ricky.

998
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,000
OK.

999
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:32,000
And also, Ricky sent me something and he's kind of right.

1000
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:37,000
He said that he still listens and we need to mention him.

1001
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,000
OK.

1002
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,000
All right.

1003
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,000
OK.

1004
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,000
You got to do.

1005
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,000
We do mention him.

1006
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,000
No, I mean, I mean, after we quit, if they don't get a hold of it.

1007
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,000
Yeah.

1008
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,000
OK.

1009
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:48,000
All right.

1010
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,000
Well, he still listening.

1011
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,000
Why not?

1012
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,000
He's been with us this long.

1013
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,000
Yeah.

1014
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,000
Well, he obviously is because he sent me a message going, hey, what about me?

1015
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,000
He goes, I still listen.

1016
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,000
So you should mention me.

1017
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,000
So I'm like, all right.

1018
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,000
OK.

1019
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,000
You got it.

1020
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,000
All right.

1021
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,000
All right, Ricky.

1022
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:05,000
Ricky from Dodge City, Kansas.

1023
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:11,000
We certainly hope Grandma Opal and Jimmy contact us.

1024
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:15,000
It's been a long run in tradition and it would really hurt if it ended like that.

1025
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,000
It would hurt if it ended like this.

1026
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,000
Right.

1027
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:19,000
Right.

1028
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,000
Seriously.

1029
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,000
That serious stuff right there.

1030
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,000
Yep.

1031
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,000
Yep.

1032
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:27,000
So anyhow, and we hope that Grandma Opal is OK.

1033
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:32,000
She was pretty, you know, she's, you know, pretty elderly.

1034
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,000
So anyhow.

1035
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,000
All right.

1036
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,000
Thank you guys for listening.

1037
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,000
We love you.

1038
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,000
Have a good night, assholes.

1039
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,000
Good night, assholes.

1040
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,000
Happy Thanksgiving.

1041
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:46,000
Gobble, gobble.

1042
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,000
Oh, no.

1043
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1044
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:53,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1045
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,000
Fear not, assholes.

1046
01:29:54,000 --> 01:30:10,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.