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We are the music creeps, yes.

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We are the music creeps.

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We are, yes we are.

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We are the music creeps.

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That is what we are.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Wow, that was awful, wasn't it?

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Oh, yes it was.

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So that's your new beginning right there.

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Yeah.

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Get used to it, bitches.

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Yeah, we rehearsed that about 20 or 24 times.

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Yeah, and I love it.

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It was actually recorded live here at the City Market.

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A new intro to the sports creeps.

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The music creeps, not the sports creeps.

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It could be sports creeps.

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It could, yeah.

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We had Ted Templeman come and do the production.

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Yeah, yeah, and then he hit us in the face.

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So we got a couple of little things that we want to do this time.

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We could go straight into them or if you've got something you want to talk about we could do that first.

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No, you go ahead.

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Alright, well this is a little game that we'll probably do periodically.

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This is what prolific lead singer would flop in another band.

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So you take this lead singer, you know, very well known,

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and you put him in another band and it just would not fly.

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Yeah.

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So, you have a list?

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I can come up with some on the fly.

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Okay, alright.

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Did I tell you? I thought I told you about it.

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You mentioned all the way down.

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Oh, shit, I never did tell you, did I?

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That's okay, I can come up with some.

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Alright. Oh, no, I thought I told you during the game.

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Oh, you did, that's right.

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Yeah, okay. Anyhow, that's okay.

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Hang on, let me find it here.

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We'll do Rob's real fast and then we'll do yours and then we'll do mine, okay?

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Does that give you a little minute to go ahead?

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Okay, so these are taking a guy out of a band, like a really well known frontman,

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and putting him with a band that he would not work with.

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Okay, on here, Rob has John Morrison, the band company.

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Did he mean Jim Morrison, maybe?

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Jim Morrison was the doors.

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Yeah, John Morrison.

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Bad company was Paul Rodgers.

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So who's John Morrison?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Morrison.

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We'll look it up in a little bit.

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Alright.

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Next one, David Bowie to Kansas.

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That would be horrible.

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That would be awful.

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Wow.

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Oh my God.

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That would be a disaster from one.

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Yeah.

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His number three would be Tom Petty to Skid Row.

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Yeah, yes.

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That would, yeah, the whiny, nasally voice.

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I'm trying to do metal.

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Imagine him doing Slave to the Grind.

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Tom Petty, oh my God.

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I mean, even I remember you wouldn't work.

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That's a ballad.

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Number four that Rob has is George Clinton to Cool in the Gang.

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That would be a complete disaster for us.

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That's a good one.

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I love this next one.

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Number five, Stephen Tyler to Aerosupply.

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They call it Aerosmith Supply.

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Aerosmith Supply.

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Oh my God, I can only imagine that.

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Oh gosh.

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Alright, number six that he has down here is Ted Nugent to REO Speed Wagon.

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Oh, wang dang, I wanna keep on loving you.

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Or was it what, Thunder Thighs?

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Even though she's twice my size, she's still gonna get her exercise.

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What song was that that he sung?

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Oh, I don't know.

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I think it's called Thunder Thighs.

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Yeah, I stopped paying attention to Ted Nugent back around 1980.

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Everybody did, I just knew about that song.

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John Bon Jovi to Motley Crue.

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That would be horrible.

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It would work just enough to where he could get on stage and then you'd be like,

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Oh, this is not working.

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Give me the plastic bag.

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Next one he's got is Eric Clapton to the Doobie Brothers.

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That would be good.

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He wouldn't be able to keep up.

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He's too slow.

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Oh my God.

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And then you get pissed off that the bass player was black because of all those damned immigrants.

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Yeah, he refused to play with them.

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They shouldn't be over here.

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Written for the British.

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Paul Revere.

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Alright, number eight.

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I know Paul Revere would be the band that Paul Rogers was first in, Paul Revere and the Raiders.

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Oh yeah.

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That's right.

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Sorry, Eric.

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Joe Elliott to Nirvana.

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Rock of Teen Spirit.

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Yeah, that would probably hit.

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Janis Joplin to the Mama and Papas.

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I would like to see that.

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Even though it wouldn't work, I would love to see that beautiful disaster.

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Oh, that would be funny as hell.

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Just like I would like to see Rosie O'Donnell and Danny Bonaducey on Naked and Afraid.

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I would be afraid to watch it because you know those little things that they blot them out with.

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What if they missed?

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Oh yeah.

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Oh my God, you'd like to talk years of therapy.

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Excessive vomiting.

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Not to mention risking your sight.

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Oh God, yeah.

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That would like just shred your retinas into shards and be done.

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Alright, next one.

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Number ten.

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Oh no, no, no.

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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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George Thorogood to 38 Special.

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Oh yeah, that's a winner.

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That's a winner.

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Oh my God.

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Okay, number twelve is Pat Benatar to the Go-Go's.

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Oh yeah, that would have been a disaster.

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That wouldn't work at all.

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That would be a disaster.

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Oh, number thirteen I really like.

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Robin Zander, of course, a cheap trick to fast way.

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Say what you will.

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That almost might work.

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I could see him pulling it off.

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Yeah, because he can get those high notes.

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He can do the high register.

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Yeah, that still wouldn't work.

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Oh, this next one is horrible.

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Number fourteen.

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Bruce Dickinson to Guns N' Roses.

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Oh.

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You know, he does that kind of operatic stuff.

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Number fifteen, anyone to Milli Vanilli.

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There we go.

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All right.

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I came up with six of them.

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All right, you want to go ahead with yours?

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All right, Rob Halford of Judas Priest to Third Eye Blind.

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I would pay to see that.

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What's her big hit, Third Eye Blind?

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I forgot.

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How's it going to be?

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Semi-Charm Life.

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Yeah, Turbo Lover Semi-Charm Life.

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Baby, baby.

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Okay, James Hetfield from Metallica to the Smashing Pumpkins.

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That is awesome.

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The world is a vampire.

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Tonight, tonight, tonight.

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You imagine him singing in 1979.

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Oh my God.

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That would just be weird.

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Oh, it would be great.

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Okay, Johnny Cash to Van Halen.

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Could you hear Johnny Cash singing Running With The Devil or You Really Got Me?

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I would love to.

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I would love to.

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Pound Cake.

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Pound Cake.

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Roy Orbison to the Bullet Boys.

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Smooth Up India.

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Oh my God, you imagine him.

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I can't do his voice.

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So high warbling.

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Smooth Up India.

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Gwen Stefani, new lead singer of Slayer.

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Just a girl.

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Let me think of a Slayer song.

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Or you just do a No Doubt song like four times faster.

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And the last one I have is Bruce Springsteen to be the new lead singer for Queen.

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That's the wrong kind of voice.

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Oh my God, yeah.

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And then he's like a storyteller too.

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You imagine I'm Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Oh my God.

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I was in New Jersey and I was working on my car and nobody told me.

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All right, here's the ones I got.

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Let Me Kill Meister, of course, of Butterhead.

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And Poison.

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That would be funny.

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Talk dirty to me.

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Every rose has its thorn.

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Or we could do it like Wife Swap where they change bands.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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So that way Poison's singer has to go to Motorhead.

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To Motorhead.

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Brett Michaels and Motorhead.

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Oh my God.

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Celebrity singer swap.

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Brilliant.

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That's awesome.

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Next one I have is Jerry Garcia and Slayer.

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Oh.

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Well, would he slow them down to his speed or would they speed him up to their speed?

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I think he would have to slow them down to his speed.

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I don't think Jerry Garcia was capable.

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No, it's like trying to make a turtle run laps.

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Yeah, it's just not going to work.

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He's fucking cranking down a dupe and wanting an acoustic guitar.

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Dropping a couple of pounds of acid.

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What's this song South of Heaven about?

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I don't get it.

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You know what a Grateful Dead fan says when they run out of drugs?

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What's this awful music?

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Turn that shit off.

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That's not far from the truth.

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No.

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Not far from the truth.

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My next one, Bruce Dickinson and the Eagles.

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Of course it's Iron Maiden.

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You imagine that.

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They would be lucky to have Bruce Dickinson.

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Yeah, they would.

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Because it turns out the guys and the Eagles aren't even singing anymore.

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No, they're not.

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They're using pre-recorded track.

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The Roobs are buying the piss out of it.

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Don Henley comes out and sings desperado all by himself with no music or anything.

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The guy has taken a recording of that and several other concerts where he's done it.

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And the notes that he's hitting are exactly, exactly identical.

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Oh, fuck.

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All that money that people are playing.

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Down to the last little squiggle of his voice.

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It's just the recording over and over.

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The thousands of dollars is glorified karaoke.

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It's not even karaoke.

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Karaoke, you're singing.

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It's lip-syncing.

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Lip-syncing, yeah.

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Wow.

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The Eagles and how they charge and they're out there faking the harmonies, faking the lead vocals.

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I'll bet you the Roobs don't even care.

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I don't think they do.

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Okay, yeah.

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So I still see them up there.

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Yeah, that's disappointing as hell that they can't even do that.

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Yeah.

271
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All right.

272
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Vince Neil swapping places with Alice Cooper.

273
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Oh.

274
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Can you imagine that?

275
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Wow.

276
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Oh.

277
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I could see a big bowl of suck on that one.

278
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Yeah, yeah.

279
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I can't see Vince doing any of Alice's, too.

280
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Yeah, come on.

281
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Mr. Knight.

282
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Yeah.

283
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That one's so bad, I just need to let that fly in the air.

284
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Next one, Billy Idol and the Ramones.

285
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Wow.

286
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The Ramones were fun, but they were about as musical as a chair scraping across the floor.

287
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Yeah, that was about it, but they were fun.

288
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They were a lot of fun.

289
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Yeah, they were pretty good.

290
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And even to this day, there are people who think that they're really all family members.

291
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Yeah, and they're not.

292
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No, it's just you joined the band, you changed your stage name to something Ramone.

293
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Which Ramone died?

294
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And then you dyed your hair black.

295
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Was it Mark Ramone?

296
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Joey.

297
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Joey Ramone?

298
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Yeah.

299
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When they said his real name, people were like, what?

300
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Tommy and Dee.

301
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Dee.

302
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Yeah, you joined the band, you changed your last name to Ramone, and then you dyed your

303
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hair black.

304
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Yep.

305
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And that was the band.

306
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That was it.

307
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Yeah.

308
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And you're not very good at whatever you do.

309
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Yeah, yeah.

310
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They were a quintessential punk band.

311
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Yeah.

312
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All right.

313
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So, what would you say to the band?

314
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Billy Gibbons and the Backstreet Boys.

315
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That would be fun to hear the Backstreet Boys trying to keep up with him.

316
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With Billy Gibbons?

317
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Little blues riffing.

318
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They'd be like, what do we do here?

319
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They'll be looking at each other.

320
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I don't know what to do, neither do I.

321
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Is his auto tune broken?

322
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000
What's going on?

323
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Oh, I know what to do.

324
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Just start snapping your fingers.

325
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Yeah.

326
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And every four beats, they...

327
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Yeah, that's it right there.

328
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The next one.

329
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Trent Reznor swapping places with Jelly Roll.

330
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Now, we're talking the Trent Reznor bold.

331
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Yeah, we're talking about the pissed off, angry one.

332
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Yeah, the 90s Trent Reznor.

333
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Yeah, yeah, the Pretty Hate Machine, the downward spiral, the one in between.

334
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What other one?

335
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Broken.

336
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Broken, yeah.

337
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Those ones.

338
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Yeah.

339
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In Jelly Roll.

340
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Yeah.

341
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I only talk to God.

342
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When do I need a favor?

343
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,000
I can't even do his angry fucking...

344
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Oh, gosh, depressing.

345
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Yeah.

346
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Okay.

347
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
All righty.

348
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Ozzy joins Fleetwood Mac.

349
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Wow.

350
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Other harmonies, can you imagine?

351
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Oh, where were you even fitting?

352
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Nobody could sing with him.

353
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
No, no, you couldn't.

354
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It'd just be...

355
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000
It'd be like, let him go ahead and then we're going to doctor the...

356
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
We're going to doctor the sound a little bit later, okay?

357
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
We're going to kind of take him out of there a little bit.

358
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Can you see them live and Ozzy's over there trying to get Lindsay Buckingham to climb on his shoulders?

359
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Yeah, yeah.

360
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He's over there clapping, yeah, come on everybody, yeah, let's hear it.

361
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
And Fleetwood.

362
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Drum solo.

363
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Yeah.

364
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
He's up there.

365
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There's his.

366
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It's all gone.

367
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Everyone's looking over at Ozzy when he's clapping.

368
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Come on everybody, let's see you get crazy.

369
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
And they all stop their instruments and just turn their head.

370
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What are you doing?

371
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Well, I came up with a good one.

372
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Bong Scott joins the Beatles.

373
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Their songwriting would have improved.

374
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Yes, yes.

375
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Instead of talking about I want to hold your hand, it's more like I want to scratch your ass.

376
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Yeah, yeah.

377
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And I don't care what flavor you are.

378
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Even though he was not bisexual.

379
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,000
I think you're the one that brought me up to that and then I read about it and that was their intention.

380
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They want to be ambiguous and kind of risque and like I don't know, I couldn't do anything.

381
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And it was mostly the lead singer before Bong Scott.

382
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He was the one that was ambiguous.

383
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He was the one that was pretty, yeah.

384
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Yeah, they didn't know about him and they wanted Bong Scott to follow that same trait so he did it very well.

385
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And that's why they kept the name, yeah.

386
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000
But then eventually it just meant electrical power and everything was cool with that.

387
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Yeah, so I don't think it was very easy to get accepted into that type of rock if you were at that time.

388
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
So and maybe even now, I don't know.

389
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
All right.

390
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Next one.

391
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Ronnie James Dio in Chicago.

392
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Funny.

393
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Oh gosh, he's a great singer but man, not like that.

394
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No.

395
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Not like that.

396
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Speaking of that, last night at work I got the luxury of a couple hours of listening to my music because I was alone.

397
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000
And I heard the old stars.

398
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000
It was the Heronade Project.

399
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Oh yeah.

400
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Yeah, song goes on for like 10 minutes.

401
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
There's like 30 guitar solos in there.

402
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:50,000
And then there's like really good lead singers like Jeff Beck, Rob, not Jeff Beck but Jeff Tate.

403
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Yeah.

404
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Rob Halford, Ronnie James Dio.

405
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And it was cool because I could still tell who they were.

406
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Yeah.

407
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And even the solos.

408
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Like when Inve came on it was like, I'm like, oh, that's Inve.

409
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
That's Inve.

410
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
And then when all the finger tap, that's George Lynch.

411
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000
You know, and you could tell who they were by their style.

412
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Yeah.

413
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Eddie Ojeda, you could tell him, or Heyo, whatever.

414
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000
You could tell him to twist his sister because he always used a wangy bar.

415
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Yeah.

416
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
It was cool.

417
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
I could not believe it.

418
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Everyone, I was like tagging in my own mind.

419
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000
I'm like, okay, that is, okay, that right there is of course Inve.

420
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:33,000
That right there is, let's see, you know, who I forgot, but anyhow, Adrian Vanderburn or whatever.

421
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
So, okay.

422
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Pretty sure you can always tell a Kirk Hamlet solo because it's got a wop pedal on it.

423
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Yeah, that's another one too.

424
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
He never solos without that wop pedal.

425
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
No, he never does.

426
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,000
And that tells me that he doesn't really understand solos.

427
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Yeah, it's a crutch.

428
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
It is, yeah.

429
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
He should be able to get the tones he wants without that.

430
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Exactly.

431
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Yeah.

432
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:01,000
So, you know, I mean, the poor man's tremolo that Jeff Beck was talking about was his hand.

433
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
A lot of people didn't get that.

434
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
What's this poor man's tremolo?

435
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
No, he's saying you don't need that.

436
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
You do it yourself.

437
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Yeah.

438
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Ace Freely, the same way.

439
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Ace Freely, all this stuff people thought is a wop pedal.

440
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
No, he did it with his fingers.

441
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Yeah.

442
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
So, anyhow.

443
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000
So, him doing it with his fingers, no one else could do it.

444
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Yeah.

445
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000
So, Wayne Newton and Def Leppard.

446
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I like that.

447
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,000
They go from one side of Vegas to the other, you know, where the residents see and then

448
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Wayne Newton just comes over there.

449
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Hey, guys, I got the memo.

450
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
What?

451
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Oh, you didn't hear?

452
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I'm going to be singing with you.

453
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Huh?

454
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
That would be interesting.

455
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,000
This next one I love, Johnny Rotten and Emerson Lykken Palmer.

456
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah.

457
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols.

458
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Oh my God.

459
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:08,000
They'd all walk out, fuck you, and fuck this.

460
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
They'd probably light the building on fire.

461
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Fuck you.

462
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:19,000
We're talking about perfectionists against screamer.

463
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Yeah.

464
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Yeah.

465
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
All right.

466
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Next one, Shakira in ZZ Top.

467
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Yeah, that would work.

468
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
That's an acid one.

469
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000
I was not on acid, but that's someone on acid would think of that.

470
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Yeah.

471
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Come on.

472
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Billy Gibbons over there fucking Wayne doing his blues scale.

473
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Here's one.

474
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
How about Frank Zappa in Pink Floyd?

475
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Oh, yeah.

476
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
You know what's weird?

477
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,000
That might in some form work a little bit.

478
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
I think he and Roger Waters would probably get along.

479
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
I think so too, yeah.

480
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000
I could see them maybe changing their music up a little bit and maybe getting it okay.

481
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
But for the most part, yeah, no, no.

482
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Frank was too fond of throwing xylophones in his music at weird points.

483
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Yes, and maybe like that.

484
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Frank, get rid of that, whatever the fuck that is.

485
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Plus Frank wrote absolutely everything down on paper.

486
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah, he had too much control.

487
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
He would not let that happen.

488
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000
This is like you play every note I wrote for you and you don't play any I didn't write for you.

489
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:33,000
And Gilmore, look at him go, what?

490
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
It's like they're English words, but I don't get what they're saying.

491
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
What?

492
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Yeah, he's like, what are you going for with this?

493
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
I don't understand it.

494
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Yeah, just from personality wise, they'd never get into the studio.

495
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Yeah, they wouldn't make it past the door.

496
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
They'd be like, oh, yeah, well, it's very nice to meet you.

497
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Well, I was thinking, no.

498
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
How about no?

499
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Frank would have 500 pages he'd be handing out.

500
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Here's what we're going to play.

501
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Learn them now.

502
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000
And David Gilmore would go, I was molested as a child.

503
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I'm not doing this.

504
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I'm making fun of anybody that has been.

505
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Frank Zappa would write a song about it.

506
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Yes.

507
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
He writes songs about everything.

508
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Here's a lesson I learned from having my pee pee touched at an early age.

509
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000
There's a Zappa song called Baby Snakes.

510
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Have you heard that one?

511
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Everybody thought I was singing about penises, but it's not.

512
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I had no idea what it was singing about.

513
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:41,000
If you listen to the lyrics, he's talking about the low level background hiss that you hear when you have a bunch of audio equipment turned on.

514
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Oh.

515
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
And that hissing reminded him of a snake.

516
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Of baby snakes.

517
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:54,000
And so he gets the line in there, pink and wet.

518
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
He describes the baby snakes as pink and wet.

519
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Okay, pink is a type of noise.

520
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
You have white noise and pink noise.

521
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:08,000
And wet refers to a signal with effects in it as opposed to a dry signal which has no effects in it.

522
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
But of course, pink and wet, what do people think of?

523
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Yeah, exactly.

524
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
He's obviously talking about penises.

525
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
I read in a book that's what he was talking about.

526
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
And he says late at night is when they come out.

527
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
So he's in the studio late at night.

528
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000
He's sitting there waiting for inspiration and he hears this background hiss.

529
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
And he starts thinking it sounds like a snake.

530
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:37,000
And then he's got a line, they live in a hole that is usually empty.

531
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
I think he's referring to silence.

532
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000
When the silence is there, you hear the hiss of the baby snakes.

533
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:49,000
And then he says they live by a code that is usually SMPTE, S-M-P-T-E,

534
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
which stands for Society of Motion Picture Intelligent Engineers,

535
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:58,000
which designed the SMPTE code, which is the basis for a lot of audio recording.

536
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000
It relies on that code for indexing and synchronizing.

537
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
People read into it what they want to.

538
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I mean, that's just all there is to it.

539
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
And of course, it was intentional.

540
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
He wanted you to think it was something different.

541
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
He was that kind of guy.

542
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,000
But it was all about that pink background noise

543
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
that was kind of pervasive in analog equipment

544
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
that you can never really fully get rid of.

545
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
So we wrote a song about them called Baby Snakes.

546
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
I love that.

547
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Yeah, it's a cute little song.

548
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000
It is, I remember it.

549
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Okay, the next one, Phil Collins in Death Leopard.

550
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Wow.

551
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Those pop sensibilities.

552
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Yeah.

553
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Who gets so lost?

554
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I have a couple of Death Leopards.

555
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
I don't know why.

556
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Yeah, I just thought they'd be...

557
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Death Leopard's a good recipient.

558
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
It is a good recipient.

559
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
And I can see Phil Collins in there.

560
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Tonight, tonight, tonight.

561
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Hi, Romania.

562
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
I know, I know.

563
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Oh.

564
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Yeah, that would be fun.

565
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
That would be fun.

566
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
I would go and watch that.

567
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I would watch Phil Collins singing,

568
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Pour Some Sugar On Me.

569
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
I don't think anyone wants to pour sugar on Phil Collins.

570
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
No, no, no, no, no.

571
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Him and his oblong head.

572
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Oh my God, all four head.

573
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
He's got a seven head, not even a five head.

574
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Yeah.

575
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
He's got like a 20 head.

576
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
That's a 20.

577
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Yeah, he's like one of those melty guys

578
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
you see in those old flight tests where they're,

579
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
you know, put under extreme acceleration

580
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
and they squish down into a little humpty dumpty.

581
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
That's kind of how he looks.

582
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I want to hear him sing,

583
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Hot Sticky Sweet from my head down to my feet.

584
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Oh my God.

585
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,000
I think the FCC would just keep that off the air.

586
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000
That would frighten the children.

587
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
We rarely band songs, but we kind of,

588
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
we all got together and we kind of decided

589
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
this song right here, no one can hear it.

590
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
It's horrible.

591
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
For vanity, that's okay,

592
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
but this is a crime against humanity right here.

593
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Yeah, right here, we cannot have this.

594
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,000
All right, the next one is David Lee Roth

595
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
in Stone Temple Pilots.

596
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Wow, that would suck.

597
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Sex type thing and he's like, whoa, I am, I am, I am, I am,

598
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
I'm going to get close to you, whoa.

599
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
And then he jumps and does the splits.

600
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Yeah, he does the splits.

601
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
The rest of the band's like fucking looking at him like,

602
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
what the fuck are you doing?

603
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
This is really like celebrity wife swaps.

604
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Like you throw them into the lead singers and deal with it.

605
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:42,000
We didn't do this segment often because it's so fucking good, man.

606
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Wow.

607
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Okay, the next one is Randy Travis in Dream Theater.

608
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Oh.

609
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Oh, yeah.

610
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Pull me under, pull me under.

611
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Or Trace Adkins in Dream Theater.

612
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Trace Adkins would be better.

613
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Mr. Low Voice Mumble Monotone.

614
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
There we go.

615
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Trace Adkins.

616
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Trace Adkins in Dream Theater.

617
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Poor Dream Theater, they just put out a new album.

618
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Yeah.

619
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
And now we're saddling them to Trace Adkins.

620
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Oh, I know, now we got them to Trace Adkins.

621
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
If they hear this, they're going to go.

622
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
We quit.

623
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Yeah, we quit.

624
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Hurry up.

625
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
What is her name?

626
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
What's her name?

627
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
The Music Creeps?

628
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Hurry up and get the copyrights, man.

629
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Right now, on my desk.

630
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Let's buy their show and fire them.

631
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yes.

632
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
We'll do an Elon Musk on them.

633
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Yeah.

634
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I'm going to fire your company so I can fire you.

635
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Yeah.

636
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Nanny, nanny, boo boo.

637
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Anyhow, all right.

638
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,000
And then finally, I have Vince Neil in Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

639
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
You've got to put Neil Young in there because he'll be outranged.

640
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Oh, yeah.

641
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Who would Neil Young go into?

642
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Neil Young would be a good addition to a band like Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

643
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Trans-Siberian Orchestra, yes.

644
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Yes.

645
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Neil Young is the new lead singer for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

646
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Take that, Christmas shoppers.

647
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Now, I don't know if you did this or not, but Rob doesn't have one because I let him

648
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
know too late.

649
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,000
But anyhow, and I let you know on his short notice too, so I apologize.

650
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
It was during the football game.

651
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah.

652
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Okay, Axl Rose looks like somebody, okay?

653
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
And this is my lead-off one.

654
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:38,000
He looks like either Dutch Paint Boy guy, Dutch Boy Paint, or Buster Brown, okay?

655
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000
So like these lead singers, or well, I mean it could be any rock star at all.

656
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
They end up looking like something completely different.

657
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Axl Rose used to be the long-haired, kind of red-haired, gingerish-looking guy, really

658
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000
tight, fucking white spandex or whatever the fuck it was, you know, big boots, flamboyant.

659
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Now he looks like Buster Brown.

660
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
He really has just cut his hair and forget it, you know?

661
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Bruce Springsteen looks like Woody Allen.

662
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Oh, that's a good one.

663
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Yeah.

664
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
John Bon Jovi looks like Bea Arthur.

665
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Oh, I had him as Jamie Lee Curtis too.

666
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
He looks like both of them.

667
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis is another one.

668
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Yeah, both of them.

669
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Yeah.

670
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:21,000
So during Alice Cooper's cocaine period from like 79 to 83, he basically looked like a

671
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
dead crack whore.

672
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Yeah, he did.

673
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
He just looked, I mean you look at him, he's like, how is this guy still even alive?

674
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
His face was distorted.

675
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
It was like funny.

676
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
It was just skeletal.

677
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Yeah, it was skeletal.

678
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
It was awful.

679
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Yeah, he looks better now than he did back then.

680
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Yeah, he looks like Steve Carell now.

681
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
He does.

682
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Someone did a poster and said, this is your brain, and showed a picture of Steve Carell.

683
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
This is your brain on drugs.

684
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000
It showed Alice Cooper doing the same kind of smile.

685
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Here's one for you.

686
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Vince Neil looks like John Lovett, but he gained too much weight now to look like him.

687
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Now he looks like the bumble on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

688
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000
He so does, especially when he's running across stage and he's got the four chins.

689
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Oh my God.

690
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,000
And then the puffy cheeks, it just does not work for him.

691
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,000
And you know, I wonder at all the people who still look at him and think, oh he's so cute,

692
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
he's so sexy, I just love him.

693
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
You think he still draws?

694
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Yeah, yeah.

695
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
You're probably right.

696
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
I think he does.

697
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,000
I think there are a lot of people that look at him and see the 1982 version in their head

698
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
and they don't care.

699
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I guess so.

700
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
You know what, I'll bet you you're right.

701
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Have you seen pictures of Steven Tyler lately?

702
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Oh my God, I got one of him.

703
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
He looks like an anorexic homeless woman.

704
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Uh huh.

705
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Good.

706
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Oh I have him down being a marionette.

707
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:51,000
He looks like one of those marionettes with the really sharp features that they control

708
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
with strings.

709
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
He looks like a marionette.

710
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
He is so decrepit looking.

711
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:04,000
You remember that show, I think it was a guy who did like the in-betweens of a show, a

712
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:09,000
movie, and they do commentary on it and he had this little hand puppet called Madam or

713
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
something?

714
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

715
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
That's who Tyler looks like.

716
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Was that a, yeah he does.

717
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
That little hand puppet.

718
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Was that Hollywood Squares maybe?

719
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I think he was on there but he also had some other things.

720
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
He was kind of hot for about six, eight months.

721
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah and he did the Madam thing.

722
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Yeah and this puppet that he had on his hand had a swooping voice and acted like an aging

723
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
drag queen.

724
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

725
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:38,000
He was that aging drag queen puppet, hand puppet, was kind of like the first spot the

726
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
insult dog.

727
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Yeah.

728
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:46,000
You know where all this drag queen looking thing did was make fun of people.

729
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah.

730
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
And that's it.

731
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Yeah there's a ventriloquist now, Jeff Dunham, who does that.

732
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000
It's all about whatever ventriloquist apparatus he's got.

733
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000
His guts, all the funny lines, all the inappropriate things.

734
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Yeah and all that stuff but it wasn't him.

735
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yeah.

736
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
I love that concept too.

737
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,000
It goes back to what I told you, how Davey used to walk up to smack a friend in the back

738
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
of the head as hard as he could.

739
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
And he'd go, ow, why'd you do that?

740
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
And he goes, it wasn't me.

741
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,000
And I go, yeah there's nobody else here.

742
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
No, the guy ran off.

743
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
It wasn't fucking me.

744
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
You didn't see me do it.

745
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Yeah.

746
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
That's what you say, did you see me do it?

747
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
No.

748
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Well then how do you know I did it?

749
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:31,000
And then just be like, oh fuck this, they walk off.

750
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
All righty.

751
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Okay, I got Axl Rose, Dutch Boy, paint guy, or Buster Brown, either one of them.

752
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
He looks like both of them, almost identical.

753
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
So.

754
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Yeah.

755
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Vince Neil in the right light looks like Chef Boyardee.

756
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Oh, he does.

757
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Wow, I can see that.

758
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Put that little chef hat on him.

759
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Yeah.

760
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
A little bit more white.

761
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

762
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
He looks like Chef Boyardee.

763
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Only he might have a couple more chins, I don't know.

764
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Yeah.

765
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
All right.

766
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Dave Lee Roth looks like a modern day crypt keeper.

767
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
He does.

768
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Oh my god.

769
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
He's scary looking now.

770
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Oh my god, yeah.

771
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
He looks like somebody's uncle that you wouldn't want to hang around with alone.

772
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
When he was young, he kind of had that winning smile.

773
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Now it's just a bizarre grimace.

774
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Yeah, he had pizzazz.

775
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
He had charisma.

776
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah.

777
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
He had that it.

778
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
But not now.

779
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
He can't pull it off.

780
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
He just does not look that good.

781
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
You see him in a pair of spandex, you go, oh my god.

782
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Yeah.

783
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I mean, dude's older than me.

784
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Yeah.

785
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
And he's still acting like a hot 19-year-old.

786
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I know.

787
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:45,000
He's one of those people that somebody needs to go, Dave, how long we been friends?

788
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Yeah.

789
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Sit down.

790
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Now you trust me, don't you?

791
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
You really trust me.

792
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
He needs to have that talk.

793
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Yeah.

794
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I'd say so.

795
00:34:52,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Steven Tyler, of course I went in this, were those classic old marionettes with the really

796
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
sharp angled features.

797
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Yeah.

798
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Or like you said, Madame, the hand puppet drag queen.

799
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Yeah.

800
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:16,000
It actually looks more like her, but the marionette would be more, people would understand.

801
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000
It all goes a step further, the mad marionette, the one that goes insane and starts killing

802
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
people.

803
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Yes.

804
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
It looks like that.

805
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Yeah.

806
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Yeah.

807
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
David Byrne from the Talking Heads.

808
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
What's that, Puppet Master?

809
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Yeah, I think so.

810
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Yeah.

811
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Okay, go ahead.

812
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
David Byrne from the Talking Heads also has a marionette look.

813
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Yeah, he does.

814
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Yeah.

815
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah.

816
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah, he does too.

817
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Almost as bad as Steven Tyler.

818
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Yeah.

819
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Wow.

820
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
That's a good one.

821
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Jimmy Page, have you ever noticed his striking resemblance to King Charles?

822
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Oh yeah.

823
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
You're right.

824
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
He really does.

825
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I thought it was King Charles and I'm like, wait a minute, it's Jimmy Page.

826
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,360
And most of the time when I see a picture of Jimmy Page, the first thing I think of

827
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,360
is, oh, who's this Asian man?

828
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,760
He didn't used to look Asian.

829
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,320
No, he looks Asian now.

830
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,800
And I think it's because he had plastic surgery on his eyes and it didn't work out well.

831
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,800
I think you're probably-

832
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:14,240
And now it kind of simulates the way Asian people's eyes look, but not very well.

833
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:18,920
I tell you, if you, everyone looked like King Charles, do years of heroin abuse and satanic

834
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,720
worship.

835
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,280
Which is what King Charles did.

836
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,280
Of course.

837
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,280
Allegedly.

838
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,280
Yeah.

839
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,280
It drank the blood of young babies.

840
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,280
Yes.

841
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,280
And virgin sacrifices, right?

842
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280
Yes.

843
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,360
And yeah, and what else?

844
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,000
All this allegedly, don't anyone get mad, you like the king, he's fine.

845
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Okay.

846
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Alrighty.

847
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Next one.

848
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,960
Bad news for all those terrorists who've been promised 72 virgins in paradise.

849
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,200
Well, it was men.

850
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,680
Those 72 virgins are going to be the guys that are sitting home alone playing World of

851
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,080
Warcraft online in their parents' basement.

852
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,080
Those are the virgins you're getting.

853
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,960
What is this?

854
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,400
It's your virgins, dumbass.

855
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,400
We didn't say women.

856
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,400
Yeah, we didn't say women.

857
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,400
There you go.

858
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:10,920
Or they'll trot out some skank and say, it's up to you to find the virgin spot.

859
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,840
There's some place on her that has never been penetrated.

860
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,800
There is some sort of a crease or hole that has not been fucked.

861
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,800
Good luck.

862
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,800
It's a pore on her nose.

863
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:25,800
Listen, that's all we could find on her, okay?

864
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,120
So just deal with it.

865
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,080
All I can say is try to fuck it, okay?

866
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,880
We threw her in the volcano, the volcano threw her back out.

867
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,760
And it threatened us afterwards.

868
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,400
Yeah, what the shit?

869
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,440
You're trying to pull, man.

870
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,600
I said, do you really want me to erupt?

871
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,200
Do that again.

872
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,480
All right, the next one.

873
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,320
Now local people will get this, other people won't.

874
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,160
Steve Miller looks like, striking resemblance to Dick Wilson.

875
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160
He does.

876
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,160
Yeah, he does.

877
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160
Yeah.

878
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,600
And it's weird, Steve Miller for a while, he looked different on every album cover.

879
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,600
He did, I know.

880
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600
And now- Who the hell is this?

881
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,920
Oh, that's Steve again, okay.

882
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,560
And you might look at one of his pictures and go, no, you have to look at the certain

883
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,120
pictures that he looks just like.

884
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,680
He has a few of them.

885
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,920
But like you said, I don't know how someone could change their looks so much with seemingly

886
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,920
doing nothing.

887
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,920
Yeah.

888
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,560
So- Either that or somebody who was picking the photographs to send out to the press were

889
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,800
trying to find ones where he looked the most different.

890
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,200
That could be too, maybe.

891
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,200
Yeah.

892
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,960
It would garner a lot of interest, like what is he doing?

893
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,720
How come he looks, you know, and you take angles from different areas and stuff, you

894
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,400
can get quite a bit of difference really, some fluctuation in how they look.

895
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:50,080
I think on Fly Like an Eagle album, he had long hair, it was kind of an action shot and

896
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,600
his hair was flying around and it was slightly blurry.

897
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,320
And he looked like a rock and roller.

898
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,360
And then the next album, you see he's got short hair and a pudgy face and he looks like

899
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,560
the guy who sold you insurance last week.

900
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,560
Yeah.

901
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,560
You're like, wait, what?

902
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,560
Do?

903
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,880
It's just like Ian Gillen looks like a dentist now.

904
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,880
Yeah.

905
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,880
He really does.

906
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:19,000
I mean, he can still sing decent, but my God, it looks like a dentist is up there singing.

907
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Yeah.

908
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,200
Eric Clapton looks like Bill Gates.

909
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,280
Oh my God, he does.

910
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280
He really does.

911
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,560
Eric Clapton has such a weak chin.

912
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:33,080
I mean, when he had the facial hair, it really hit it, but his chin is just like being sucked

913
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,040
back into his face so hard.

914
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,040
He's a guy that always needs facial hair.

915
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,040
Yeah.

916
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,040
That's it.

917
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040
He's a guy that needs to let go of his hate of immigrants.

918
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,040
Yeah.

919
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,960
I assume it's still going on.

920
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,960
All things change.

921
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,920
He's never retracted it.

922
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:53,320
You remember in Pink Floyd's The Wall album, there's that song on the first side where

923
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:59,680
they're called In the Flesh, Soja, Thoughtcha, might like to go to the show.

924
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:04,400
There's a second version of that late in the album where the character Pink is getting

925
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,480
all disillusioned with everything and is turning neo-Nazi.

926
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:16,120
The rant that he says on the album is very close to what Eric Clapton said on stage in

927
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,120
76.

928
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,520
So you think they borrowed that?

929
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:25,200
Roger Waters heard that rant that Eric Clapton made against, where are the immigrants?

930
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,560
Stand up, show us where are, get them out of here.

931
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,800
Look at that one over there.

932
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,800
Get them out.

933
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,800
We don't want these immigrants here.

934
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,800
What a piece of crap.

935
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,080
That was just like the Pink Floyd song.

936
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,240
So Roger Waters used that as his inspiration.

937
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,280
He was making fun of the idiot.

938
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280
Yeah.

939
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,280
Good.

940
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,440
I mean, I can't believe that nothing more has been really made out of it.

941
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,760
It was in the 70s, I guess, and no one gave a shit.

942
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,640
It cropped up again in the 90s.

943
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,200
I thought it was a second incident, but it was the same.

944
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,200
No, it was the same one.

945
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,200
And they were just talking about it.

946
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,200
And I think people were like, oh, who cares?

947
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,720
That was 20 years ago.

948
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,720
Get out of here.

949
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:02,120
I think the amount of goodwill that Eric Clapton has built up throughout his career apparently

950
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,800
is enough to overcome his bigotry and hatred.

951
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,600
I love his guitar and everything, but him as a person, I cannot stand him.

952
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,040
No, he's a slime bag.

953
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,040
Yeah, he's a slime bag.

954
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,560
I mean, you know, a bigoted fucking slime bag.

955
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,440
Yeah, I mean, there's Ted Nugent songs I like.

956
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:25,380
But when I hear them, I think of what a jerk he is and how he conned some people into appointing

957
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:29,400
him guardian of their 14-year-old daughter so he could take her on the road and have

958
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,400
sex with her.

959
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,400
Yes, I know.

960
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,120
And that has not been mentioned.

961
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,120
Enough.

962
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,560
Enough, yeah.

963
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,840
The people that know know, but most people don't know that.

964
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,320
They're like, what, sweaty Teddy?

965
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,320
Uncle Teddy?

966
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:44,480
The pedophilia in the entertainment industry goes back well over 100 years.

967
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,560
Well, you notice Ted Nugent is not speaking out about Diddy, is he?

968
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,560
No.

969
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,560
Yeah.

970
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,640
The people who are keeping their mouths shut about Diddy are the ones who are going to

971
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,640
be implicated.

972
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,640
Yes.

973
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,640
Yeah.

974
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,640
Yeah.

975
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,480
I don't know if sweaty Teddy is going to be implicated or not.

976
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,000
I want to make that clear.

977
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,280
All I know is what has happened, happened.

978
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,760
You can draw your own conclusions and all that shit too.

979
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Okay.

980
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,560
All right, the next one.

981
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,560
Robert Trujillo.

982
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:18,280
Really good bassist, Ozzy, who else?

983
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,280
Metallica.

984
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,280
Metallica.

985
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,680
There are a lot of other ones.

986
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,400
He looks like Jason Momoa now.

987
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,400
He does.

988
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,400
Yeah, he does.

989
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,400
Wow.

990
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,840
Even when he wears the braids, the crazy ass fucking pippy long stocking braids.

991
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,840
Yeah.

992
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,840
Looks like him still.

993
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Wow.

994
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,920
Jason Momoa with pippy long stocking braids.

995
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,920
John Petrucci.

996
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,920
Yeah.

997
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,320
Guitar player for Dream Theater.

998
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,320
Yeah.

999
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:53,680
He looks like Hagrid on Harry Potter, the big giant furry guy, the groundskeeper.

1000
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,680
I'll have to look.

1001
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,440
I haven't seen him in so long.

1002
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,720
He's not big, but he's just like a mass of black hair.

1003
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,480
You can see his eyes and his nose and everything else, his facial hair and head hair.

1004
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,640
He's just like he's disappearing into his own hair.

1005
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,640
Oh, I love that.

1006
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,920
It's like they had a Grizzly Adams, but most people don't know who Grizzly Adams is.

1007
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920
Yeah, that's right.

1008
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Dan Hagrid.

1009
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,920
Grizzly Goon.

1010
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,160
The next one I have is John Bon Jovi.

1011
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,640
Of course, I said Jamie Lee Curtis.

1012
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,640
You said Bea Arthur.

1013
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,200
That is Maude.

1014
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:33,200
Somebody said he looks like the fifth Golden Girl.

1015
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,560
If you don't know Maude and Golden Girl, look them up and then do a comparison.

1016
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,520
A recent picture, not an old picture.

1017
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,040
I saw side by side.

1018
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,960
They were both wearing black turtlenecks, had the same hairstyle and were looking in

1019
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,960
the same direction.

1020
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,960
Oh my God.

1021
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,760
Oh my God, he is Bea Arthur.

1022
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,720
He even likes women the way Bea Arthur did.

1023
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,720
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.

1024
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:59,880
Yeah, I don't want to speculate, but Bea Arthur is pretty good at fucking, you know, at the

1025
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,040
lunch box maybe.

1026
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,040
That's word on the street.

1027
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,960
Yeah, all right.

1028
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,920
James Hetfield looks like Ray Walston.

1029
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,920
Yes.

1030
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:12,920
Yeah, yeah.

1031
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:18,080
And if they wouldn't have known, Mr. Hand on Fast Times of Ridgemontaheite or My Favorite

1032
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,080
Martian.

1033
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,080
Yep.

1034
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,920
Those are his two famous roles.

1035
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:28,320
He had a recurring role on a couple of the Star Trek spin-offs as groundskeeper Boothby

1036
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,400
at Starfleet Academy in San Francisco.

1037
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,600
Yeah, that was later, quite a bit later.

1038
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,640
He showed up as himself, as a character.

1039
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:42,800
He showed up as a hologram version of it, and then he showed up again as a simulated

1040
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,680
version that a different alien species was using to try to do a matter of.

1041
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,680
Yeah, and now he does nothing.

1042
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,680
Is he even still alive?

1043
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,680
No, he's dead.

1044
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,680
Oh, that's why.

1045
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,680
He does nothing.

1046
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,680
Just like Bill Bixby.

1047
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,680
You said that perfectly.

1048
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,680
Yeah, yeah.

1049
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,680
Bill Bixby is no longer the Hulk.

1050
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,680
Yes.

1051
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,680
Well, why is that?

1052
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,680
Well, he's dead.

1053
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,680
Yeah.

1054
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:04,680
What's his name?

1055
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,920
He's no longer Roadhouse.

1056
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,920
Patrick Swayze.

1057
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,920
Patrick Swayze.

1058
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Yeah, he doesn't do Roadhouse anymore.

1059
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,920
Why?

1060
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,920
Well, because he's dead.

1061
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,920
It's like Harambe.

1062
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:15,920
Yeah, like Harambe.

1063
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Did you ever hear the one I was talking about?

1064
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,520
No, I haven't heard it yet.

1065
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,520
Okay.

1066
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,760
Well, I'll put it first on this one, okay, on the Sports Bastard's very first one, but

1067
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,360
it is so annoying.

1068
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,920
It makes people like, I'm sure we lost downloads because of it.

1069
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,920
Yeah.

1070
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,920
Maybe I should put it on the back of it.

1071
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,920
I think so.

1072
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:38,320
How many times can you say two dipshits and a cheap and handy Radio Shack recorder in

1073
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,320
one bit?

1074
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,600
Well, I'm going to show you how many times you can say that.

1075
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,880
At least three more than you think.

1076
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,920
Yeah, and it annoys me, so I know it pisses you off.

1077
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,920
So, anyhow, that's the end of my list.

1078
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,920
All right.

1079
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,680
Is there anything you want to go into?

1080
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:02,440
What was I seeing recently?

1081
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:09,600
I'm noticing a trend that's getting bigger and bigger for musicians who are recording,

1082
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:18,040
especially guitar players, is they're completely getting rid of their amplifiers.

1083
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:28,240
And what they do instead is they have a box that simulates different amps, an amp modeler,

1084
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:33,160
and then it will either have a built-in guitar cabinet simulator or you can run it into a

1085
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,160
guitar cab sim.

1086
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:42,040
And then you run that right into the PA system, which they call front of house now.

1087
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,800
Now, it's what they call a silent stage.

1088
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,200
A silent stage.

1089
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,200
Yeah.

1090
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,120
Everything is mic'd up and sent directly to...

1091
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:57,240
I mean, the drums are mic'd up, but the bass amp is going directly to the PA.

1092
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,360
The guitar amp's going directly to the PA.

1093
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,280
The vocals going directly to the PA.

1094
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,720
The keyboards directly...

1095
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:03,720
Everything's directly to the PA.

1096
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:06,500
So you have a central sound where it's all coming out of.

1097
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:10,880
But if you're standing on the stage and listening, all you would hear would be the drums.

1098
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880
Wow.

1099
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:17,000
Everything is coming in through the in-ear monitors for the musicians.

1100
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,880
So the stage itself, there's no music.

1101
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,880
They don't hear anything.

1102
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,760
And the people sitting in front of the stage are not hearing any sound coming off the stage.

1103
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,280
It's all coming from the PA speakers.

1104
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,280
Interesting.

1105
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,280
Yeah.

1106
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,280
Now, what is the purpose?

1107
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,460
Well, the amp modelers and things like that are way more reliable.

1108
00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:35,640
You don't have to worry about a microphone failing or a cord failing.

1109
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:41,560
It doesn't take up time to key in the EQ just right.

1110
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,540
It's always exactly right.

1111
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:49,000
It's super clean feed and there's never any bleed over from other instruments.

1112
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:54,440
It makes it super simple for the sound engineers to get a great sound.

1113
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,640
And that's really where it is in concerts is you want the visual appeal and it's going

1114
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,640
to just got to sound great.

1115
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,920
And anything that makes it sound great, they're going to do.

1116
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,920
I remember the other question.

1117
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:08,160
I didn't write any down now, but we can come up with like maybe one on the fly.

1118
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Yeah.

1119
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,160
Okay.

1120
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:16,120
If you could have one band get back together, who would it be?

1121
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,160
Wow.

1122
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:23,640
Boy, that is so fast.

1123
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,480
Yeah.

1124
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,720
Huh.

1125
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:33,640
I'm trying to think of some bands that like broke up after one or two really great albums.

1126
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:38,880
Yeah, me too.

1127
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,400
I would like to see Pink Floyd if they could get back together.

1128
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,720
I mean, go back in time and keep them together.

1129
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:44,720
Yeah, keep them together.

1130
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:48,640
And also they have to be willing to write good music together.

1131
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,520
Because I could see them both just like, you know, we have to do this.

1132
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,520
Fuck you.

1133
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,960
I think Faith No More would be another one.

1134
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,960
It would be.

1135
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,440
Because they put out three, four, I think four really good out.

1136
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:05,800
Introduce Yourself, The Real Thing, Angel Dust and King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime.

1137
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,120
I think those were the four Faith No More and then they disbanded and they...

1138
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,760
The problem is, is they lost all radio play.

1139
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,760
Yeah.

1140
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,080
When they went into Angel Dust, they went into a different direction completely.

1141
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,520
And a lot of people didn't like, didn't get it.

1142
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,520
I loved it.

1143
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,520
I thought that album was excellent.

1144
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:27,200
That was the first album where the guitar player refused to participate in any of the

1145
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,680
songwriting, besides maybe one or two tracks.

1146
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,760
Oh, that's what the difference is.

1147
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,920
So the bass player and the keyboard player pretty much wrote that whole album.

1148
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,920
Okay.

1149
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,560
And the guitar player was just kind of added in and then they dumped them after that album.

1150
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,760
Oh, okay.

1151
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,280
Mike Patton did a different type of singing.

1152
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,280
Yeah.

1153
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,280
And yeah, I could see that.

1154
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,280
I think that...

1155
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,480
And now he's gone on to Mr. Bungle.

1156
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,480
Yeah.

1157
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,480
And they've been enormously successful, even though most people have never heard of them.

1158
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,480
They're enormously successful.

1159
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,120
Faith No More's never getting back together, by the way.

1160
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,840
It sucks, but no.

1161
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,760
I loved the drummer, Mike Borden.

1162
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,760
Yeah.

1163
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,680
He played for Ozzy on a tour and he's played for some other people.

1164
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,680
Yeah, he did.

1165
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:11,480
At the time he was in Faith No More, he and I had the exact same drum set.

1166
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,800
I mean, I had a few more drums, but it was a black Yamaha maple custom with the gold

1167
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,800
hardware.

1168
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,480
And I remember seeing his kit and it's like, wow, that's just like mine sitting down in

1169
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,480
the basement.

1170
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:33,120
It's the exact same drums, which tells you how much I spent on those damn things.

1171
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,040
Let's get to that list next time.

1172
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,040
Yeah.

1173
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,040
Okay.

1174
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,640
Because that's going to require some thinking, but the Jakey Lee shooting.

1175
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,640
Yes.

1176
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,320
Well, there's some more stuff coming out about that.

1177
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,320
We'll go over the particulars.

1178
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,320
Okay.

1179
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,320
How you doing?

1180
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,320
Good.

1181
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,320
Trying to figure out where that hardware equipment is.

1182
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,320
Oh, no.

1183
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,320
It comes in our bones really heavy.

1184
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,320
I think it might be a no.

1185
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,320
It's not a no.

1186
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,320
It kind of sounds like it's directly behind the drum.

1187
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:05,320
I was hoping I could maybe block the mic a little bit, but oh well, people are just going

1188
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:10,320
to have to put up with it.

1189
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,320
Yeah.

1190
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,320
Just like us.

1191
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,320
Yep.

1192
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Yeah.

1193
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,320
That's if they do.

1194
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,320
They probably already turned it off.

1195
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,320
They heard our intro and went, nope.

1196
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,320
Which you're going to hear a lot more of.

1197
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,320
We may perfect it a little bit better, but that's what you're going to hear.

1198
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,320
Yeah, it's pretty much it.

1199
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,320
Right there.

1200
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:29,240
Okay.

1201
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,240
So Jakey Lee.

1202
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,240
Okay.

1203
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,320
Well, there's a lot of things being disputed now about it.

1204
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,320
Okay.

1205
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:39,240
For a long time, he'd been rumored to be seen smoking crack.

1206
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:40,240
Yeah.

1207
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,240
Okay.

1208
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:46,840
That was pretty much the whole MO on him is, yeah, he's pretty much a drug head.

1209
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,080
Okay.

1210
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:55,560
He was asked on Eddie Trunk, okay, said, yeah, somebody said they saw me smoking crack in

1211
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,280
an alley in Vegas.

1212
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,280
He goes, Vegas doesn't have alleys.

1213
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:05,280
He did not say I did not smoke crack.

1214
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,480
That's like what Prince Andrew said, I don't sweat.

1215
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,280
Yeah, yeah, yes.

1216
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,080
And Clinton said, my wiener doesn't have that bend in it.

1217
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,080
Yeah.

1218
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:18,360
When there'd already been testimony about the bend.

1219
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,800
Yeah.

1220
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,240
Okay.

1221
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,680
All right.

1222
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:29,520
That right there, questionable, 2.45 in the morning, walking your dog.

1223
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,920
Call and BS on that.

1224
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,720
Six or seven shots fired.

1225
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:34,720
Yeah.

1226
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,720
Two of them got him.

1227
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,960
One pierced his back and his lung.

1228
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:39,960
So he was running away.

1229
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,960
Yeah.

1230
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,400
And his other is the arm.

1231
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:48,840
And where it supposedly happened is a residential area.

1232
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:54,520
It looks rather somewhat, maybe not a flume, but upper middle class at least.

1233
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,520
Yeah.

1234
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,520
Okay.

1235
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,520
So all this put together, people are screaming bullshit.

1236
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,520
Yeah.

1237
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,520
They think it was a drug deal gone wrong.

1238
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:00,520
Yeah.

1239
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:08,320
And JP Lee almost got killed because he either didn't have the money or they wanted to steal

1240
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,320
the money or something.

1241
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,320
Yeah.

1242
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,320
Yeah.

1243
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,960
Or he owed some people that money for something he'd already got.

1244
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,960
Yeah.

1245
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:20,960
There's people that Googled the area of where the shooting supposedly happened.

1246
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,960
Number one, you can't tell.

1247
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,960
Nothing there.

1248
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,960
Yeah.

1249
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,960
No police markings, no tape, nothing.

1250
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,960
Yeah.

1251
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,960
No blood anywhere that you could see of, nothing on the grass, nothing.

1252
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,960
And like I said, it looks like an upper middle class area.

1253
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:30,960
So did it happen?

1254
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,960
Yeah.

1255
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:43,800
And he's just saying that?

1256
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
Probably happened somewhere else.

1257
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:49,960
I want someone to get over the, get the police records because there's been several video

1258
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,360
casts on the internet that showed the area and people that are calling bullshit on them.

1259
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,360
Yeah.

1260
00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:00,160
And to me, it sounds very, very suspicious.

1261
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:07,520
What's odd is right away, apparently the police department released the statement saying,

1262
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:11,000
yeah, it just seems to be random violence, no motive, et cetera.

1263
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,560
Why in the world would the police department buy into it?

1264
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,800
No, they're not supposed to say anything like that.

1265
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,800
Yeah.

1266
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,800
Yeah.

1267
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,800
They got it.

1268
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800
They just go, yeah, there's a shooting there.

1269
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,800
It was Jake E. Lee.

1270
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,800
He's okay.

1271
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,800
He's in the hospital.

1272
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,800
That's it.

1273
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,840
So that makes me think it was Jake E. Lee's publicist who was pretending to speak for

1274
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,840
the police department.

1275
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,360
And put that out to try to do some damage control.

1276
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:37,960
But yeah, it's starting to sound like he knew who was shooting at him.

1277
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,960
Yeah, definitely.

1278
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:43,720
And he was trying to run away and then decided to lie about the circumstances to protect

1279
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:44,720
his image.

1280
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,720
Yes.

1281
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:50,800
The other thing is, is I went into this with you and you kind of agreed with me there.

1282
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,800
Okay.

1283
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:59,080
The statement that Ozzie and Sharon gave about the shooting is very sweet, wasn't mean at

1284
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,840
all even though they're at odds with each other and have been for a long time.

1285
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,080
So really sorry to hear about this.

1286
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:15,140
This is another classic example of gun violence in America.

1287
00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:20,400
We wish you the best and hope you get better soon.

1288
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:26,800
And said something about for your beautiful daughter, Zaya or something like that.

1289
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:32,600
Now why would they include his beautiful daughter unless they wanted to point out to him, what

1290
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,920
are you doing Jake, without saying it?

1291
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,920
Yeah.

1292
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,000
That's the way I took it is I'm like, that's fair.

1293
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,040
Why would you bring up his daughter?

1294
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,440
She had nothing to do with the shooting.

1295
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:48,040
Yeah, it's a way to remind him of what is on the line and what he's got to lose.

1296
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:52,200
Sharon and Ozzie are that type of people, especially Sharon, where she's thinking about

1297
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,840
what she's going to say and trying to get a point across without really saying it.

1298
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,840
To me that was it.

1299
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,720
And I think the kind of people who would shoot him running away in the middle of the night

1300
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:05,120
are the kind of people who would go shoot his daughter if he owed them money.

1301
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,160
Oh, that might mean another one.

1302
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:13,200
Their Osbournes are probably telling him, today they shot you, next week they're going to

1303
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,280
shoot your daughter.

1304
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,320
So whatever you're doing, stop it.

1305
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,320
Yeah.

1306
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,320
Yeah.

1307
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,360
Well and also, have you seen any recent pictures of them?

1308
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,360
No.

1309
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,320
Does it look all cracked out?

1310
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,920
No.

1311
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,920
You know that look.

1312
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:31,440
Yeah, that kind of cracked head look.

1313
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,440
Yeah.

1314
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,440
It's nasty.

1315
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,440
Yeah.

1316
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,440
It's not from age.

1317
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,440
Well, some of it is.

1318
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440
American musician.

1319
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,440
There's a lot of glamour shots.

1320
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,440
Glamour shots.

1321
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:44,440
Here's one he's looking older and not so good.

1322
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,440
Yep.

1323
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:57,080
Here's one Jake E. Lee now.

1324
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,520
Yeah.

1325
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:06,320
Check that out.

1326
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,320
Yep.

1327
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,320
See what I mean.

1328
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,320
Oh, he's going full Cripkeeper, man.

1329
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,320
Yep.

1330
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:13,320
Yeah.

1331
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,320
Yeah.

1332
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,320
Wow.

1333
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:18,960
That's somebody who used up his body at a young age.

1334
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:19,960
Yes.

1335
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,960
Yep.

1336
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:21,960
Okay.

1337
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:33,000
So yeah, I think that all of these things are, I mean to me it seems very possible that

1338
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,600
this is what's going on.

1339
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,440
I mean, I don't wish any ill towards him.

1340
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,440
I mean, a great guitarist with man.

1341
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:46,760
You know, is that what happened in Badlands?

1342
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,040
Ray Gillan, he died from AIDS.

1343
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,920
He said he got from a female groupie.

1344
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,920
Yeah.

1345
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,080
Man, intervening to drug use.

1346
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,080
Yeah.

1347
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,080
Yeah.

1348
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:04,720
About 90% of the new AIDS cases worldwide are through intervening to drug use and not

1349
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,720
sex.

1350
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,720
Yeah.

1351
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:07,720
We're not saying this is what happened.

1352
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,640
I mean, I think that when you know it could be, I mean, you know, with the story and how

1353
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:16,400
it was given and everything, it would not surprise me at all if this is the way it went

1354
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,400
down.

1355
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:18,400
Yeah.

1356
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Yeah.

1357
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,840
Imagine being Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and you've got so much tied up in the Ozzy brand

1358
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,840
and the music rights and everything.

1359
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:31,000
And then Jakey Lee turns out to be a crack addict and you can't trust him and he might

1360
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,760
get you in debt to the crack dealers that he's involved with.

1361
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,760
You'd want to get rid of them.

1362
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,760
Yeah.

1363
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,760
And another thing is they were so bummed about his firing.

1364
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,760
Yeah.

1365
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,760
They really said a whole lot of nothing.

1366
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:43,760
They said nothing basically.

1367
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:52,280
All you knew is they were looking for other guitars and then they found Zach Wilde.

1368
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:56,600
Really the only two reasons to do that are one, you don't want to hurt the guy's chances

1369
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:02,600
of more employment or two, you're planning legal action and you can't talk about it.

1370
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,600
It could have been both.

1371
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,240
I know they'd keep up on it.

1372
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:13,760
So yeah, found that everything, all of that interesting about how it turned out and how

1373
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,760
it, you know.

1374
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,760
Yeah.

1375
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:23,320
I was telling somebody the other day a story about Vanilla Ice and how he had to sign away

1376
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,320
his music contract.

1377
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,320
Yeah, because they hug him over the edge.

1378
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,320
Oh, Jakey Lee claimed that they-

1379
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:28,320
Same thing.

1380
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,320
Yeah, the same thing.

1381
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:33,200
And the person I was telling it to, I could see in their eyes that they really didn't

1382
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,800
think it was true at all.

1383
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,920
It's like, no, I'm sure that doesn't happen.

1384
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,200
And I thought, man, are you innocent.

1385
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,200
Yeah.

1386
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,200
I bet that does happen.

1387
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,200
Yes.

1388
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,200
Whether it happened to Vanilla Ice or not, who knows?

1389
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,200
Yeah.

1390
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,200
But that does happen.

1391
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,200
Yeah.

1392
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,200
And I could see that happening.

1393
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:59,200
Supposedly, Jakey Lee said that, and this was in the same article that I read, said

1394
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:05,440
that Sharon hired a bunch of big guys to go and take and hang them over a ledge to sign

1395
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,000
some sort of agreement or something.

1396
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,880
I don't know if I believe that.

1397
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:16,080
I can believe that Vanilla Ice won just because it just sounds like something was going on

1398
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,080
at the time.

1399
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,080
Yeah.

1400
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,080
Yeah.

1401
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,080
Yeah.

1402
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:24,480
Vanilla Ice was not really all that welcome in the music scene that he found himself in.

1403
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,480
Oh, they would revel in doing that.

1404
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,480
They'd be like, I'll go get him.

1405
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,480
Yeah.

1406
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,480
Well, yeah.

1407
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:34,480
I mean, I don't know what else.

1408
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,480
I'm very suspicious.

1409
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,480
Keep your eye on this story.

1410
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,480
If it goes any further, I think you're going to find out different stuff.

1411
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,480
Yeah.

1412
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,480
All I know is there's a lot of people on the internet really doubting this and looking at

1413
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,480
it too.

1414
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,480
Yeah.

1415
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:42,480
Did we already talk about Randall Smith getting fired from Mesa?

1416
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,480
No.

1417
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,480
No, no, no, no, no.

1418
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,480
That's a good one, though.

1419
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,480
That's a good one.

1420
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,480
That's a good one.

1421
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,480
That's a good one.

1422
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,480
That's a good one.

1423
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,480
That's a good one.

1424
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,480
That's a good one.

1425
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,480
That's a good one.

1426
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,480
That's a good one.

1427
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,480
That's a good one.

1428
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,480
That's a good one.

1429
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,480
That's a good one.

1430
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,480
That's a good one.

1431
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,480
That's a good one.

1432
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,480
That's a good one.

1433
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,480
That's a good one.

1434
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,480
That's a good one.

1435
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,480
That's a good one.

1436
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,480
No, no, no.

1437
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,480
That's a good one, though.

1438
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,480
Go ahead.

1439
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,480
Yeah.

1440
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,480
Three years ago, Gibson bought the Mesa brand amplifiers and swore up and down to everybody

1441
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:08,480
that nothing was going to change.

1442
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,480
They weren't even giving it hands-on.

1443
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,480
They were just going to let Mesa be in themselves and Gibson was just going to be their parent

1444
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:11,480
company from afar.

1445
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:24,480
Well, last September, Randall Smith, the guy who founded Mesa amplifiers, was fired.

1446
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:30,480
Now, Gibson is playing it off as a mutual decision or that he retired or something like

1447
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,480
that.

1448
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:35,160
No, because Randall Smith has not said one word in public about it.

1449
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,720
No quote from him on the press release or nothing.

1450
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,480
They basically threw his ass out and said, don't say anything.

1451
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,480
Okay.

1452
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:47,280
So, they must have bought his silence because imagine getting thrown out of the company

1453
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,280
you started back in the 70s.

1454
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:56,280
Maybe earlier and now all of a sudden you get bought out and thrown out.

1455
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,280
Yeah.

1456
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,280
That I found very suspicious.

1457
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,520
I didn't know that until you told me that.

1458
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,000
That was a payout of some kind.

1459
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000
It happened.

1460
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000
The golden pair sheet.

1461
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Yeah.

1462
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
It's kind of like, oh, you're going to give me, okay, all right.

1463
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
I'll just go away peacefully.

1464
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah.

1465
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Yeah.

1466
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,000
It also protects you from any type of a lawsuit situation.

1467
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Yeah.

1468
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Much easier just to do that and move on.

1469
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:21,000
And in the press release, Gibson said, you know, we're going to continue to build on

1470
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,400
the many years of inspiration and ideas of Randall Smith, blah, blah.

1471
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,400
Sure.

1472
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,320
Basically leaving Odor wide open for doing exactly what everyone said they didn't want,

1473
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,360
which was Gibson interfering and turning Mason into something it's not.

1474
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,360
Yeah.

1475
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,360
Exactly.

1476
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,360
Yeah.

1477
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,360
And that's what they did and that's what they're still doing.

1478
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,360
And this is what everybody feared, like you said.

1479
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:45,640
People are like, oh, well, it's going to be mass produced and just like cheaply operate.

1480
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:46,640
Yeah.

1481
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,240
Because currently there is no budget line of Mesa.

1482
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,880
There's no import line.

1483
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:58,280
Everything is American made and I'm sure Gibson is going to introduce a Chinese made budget

1484
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,280
version of Mesa and amplifiers.

1485
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:06,720
And for the people who enjoy the fact that Mesa always means quality, it's going to suck

1486
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,640
because now Mesa is going to mean, well, it could be quality, it could be their cheap

1487
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,640
jacket Chinese stuff.

1488
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,640
It's like John Deere.

1489
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,640
Yeah.

1490
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,640
John Deere the same thing.

1491
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,640
You used to buy John Deere and go, yeah, this is a good machine.

1492
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,640
Yeah.

1493
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:18,640
Now, who knows?

1494
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:19,640
Yeah.

1495
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:25,640
In the 50s when Gibson bought Epiphone, Epiphone was making a superior product.

1496
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,640
Yes.

1497
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:31,760
So Gibson bought them to knock off the competition and then to smear their name, they turned

1498
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,280
Epiphone into a budget guitar brand.

1499
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,280
Yeah.

1500
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,280
Yeah.

1501
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,440
So they have the Les Paul that is not as good.

1502
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:39,440
Yeah.

1503
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:43,200
But the thing is, there are a few guitarists that like that.

1504
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,200
They like the Epiphone.

1505
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
Yeah.

1506
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:49,560
In the last 10 years or so, Epiphone has really turned it around.

1507
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,560
Gibson has let them-

1508
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,560
Oh, okay.

1509
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,560
Since then, okay.

1510
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,320
Put more into quality.

1511
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,320
And there are a range of Epiphone's now that are made in the USA where they weren't before.

1512
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,320
Okay.

1513
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:04,320
Well, I think that maybe they saw a line that they could make more money on and they said

1514
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,320
instead of making this a shit line-

1515
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,320
Yeah.

1516
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:12,320
They said, we're going to go ahead and make this a quality line and just give it another

1517
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,320
quality product.

1518
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:17,320
Plus they needed something for the in-between because you had the Epiphone which ranged from

1519
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,600
a couple hundred to maybe 600.

1520
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,080
And then the first Gibson's were starting at like 2,400.

1521
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,420
Yeah, that's right.

1522
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:28,320
So they needed something in between in the 900 to $1,200 range.

1523
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,320
Yeah.

1524
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:34,120
And rather than making a cheaper Gibson, they elevated a few Epiphone's to that level.

1525
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,560
And that's a smart idea actually.

1526
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,560
It really was.

1527
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,560
Yeah.

1528
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,840
And then you've got people who are endorsing Epiphone now as their preferred brand.

1529
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:41,840
Yeah.

1530
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:42,840
Yeah.

1531
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,600
And even before they were doing that, there are still a lot of players that play the Epiphone.

1532
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,920
They're liking it.

1533
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:48,920
Yeah.

1534
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:55,320
Look at some of the old footage of the Beatles recording in like in the Let It Be or what

1535
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,320
something.

1536
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,400
You can see Epiphone guitars in John Lennon's hands.

1537
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,400
Oh yeah.

1538
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,400
Yep.

1539
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,400
Yeah.

1540
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,400
Doesn't Malcolm Young-

1541
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,400
He's a Grach.

1542
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,400
Oh, he's a Grach.

1543
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,400
He plays Grach.

1544
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,400
And Angus Young.

1545
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,400
Angus Young plays Gibson.

1546
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,400
Gibson.

1547
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,400
Okay.

1548
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,400
That's a Gibson.

1549
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,400
Okay.

1550
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:13,400
Tommy Thayer plays an Epiphone.

1551
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,400
A Gibson SG, right?

1552
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,400
Yeah.

1553
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,400
Okay.

1554
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:17,400
That's right.

1555
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,400
Okay.

1556
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,400
I thought it was an Epiphone for a second there.

1557
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:20,400
What about Tony Iommi?

1558
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,400
Is that a Gibson SG?

1559
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,400
Yeah.

1560
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,400
Okay.

1561
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,400
In fact, he's got a signature model now.

1562
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,400
The weird thing, the Tony Iommi signature model is available mostly in right-handed.

1563
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,400
Really?

1564
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,400
Even though it's his signature model and he's left-handed.

1565
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:31,400
Yeah, he's left-handed.

1566
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:32,400
Most of them are in right-handed.

1567
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,400
Wow.

1568
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,400
Do they come complete with fingertips?

1569
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,400
No.

1570
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,400
No.

1571
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,400
No fingertips.

1572
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,400
Okay.

1573
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,400
If you know, you know.

1574
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,400
Yeah.

1575
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:43,400
Wow.

1576
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:48,280
Another weird thing Epiphone has done that Miranda Lambert now has a signature acoustic

1577
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,280
guitar.

1578
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,960
It's all blue.

1579
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:59,360
And basically what they did is they took the Epiphone Dove model and the studio version,

1580
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:10,720
which is a $350 guitar, and they colored it blue and they put a different design on the

1581
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,160
pickguard.

1582
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,440
That's the only difference.

1583
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,640
And now it's $350 more.

1584
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,360
It's an $800 guitar.

1585
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,360
Okay.

1586
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:23,360
Just because they colored it blue for Miranda's name on it.

1587
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,720
$350 markup.

1588
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720
That's nuts.

1589
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,720
Half of that's probably going to Miranda Lambert.

1590
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,720
I imagine so.

1591
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:33,040
I didn't know she was that big, number one.

1592
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,840
Number two, I didn't even know she played an instrument.

1593
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,840
Yeah.

1594
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:37,840
Yeah.

1595
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:44,600
They have some signature model or artist model guitars and basses and things.

1596
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,880
And some of them, I was like, oh, that guy?

1597
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,880
Yeah.

1598
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,760
But I remember when the Miranda Lambert, they called the Bluebird instead of the Dove.

1599
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,120
The Bluebird, that makes sense.

1600
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,120
Yeah.

1601
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:59,840
When it came out, the very first article I saw on it said, this is just the Epiphone

1602
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:07,680
Dove Studio, a $450 guitar that's been recolored and it's the exact same instrument.

1603
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,280
Now they went $800 for it.

1604
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,760
So basically it's a ripoff.

1605
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,480
I'm glad they did that.

1606
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,600
They were cold right off the bat on that one.

1607
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,600
Oh, I love that.

1608
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,600
Yeah.

1609
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,600
Good.

1610
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:23,040
You know, if they'd added like $100 to the price, people would have been okay.

1611
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:28,120
But you're paying $800 for just a mediocre acoustic guitar.

1612
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,120
Yeah.

1613
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,120
Yeah.

1614
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,840
And if you want a blue one, you can find blue ones.

1615
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,840
Yeah.

1616
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,840
That's for suckers.

1617
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:35,840
Yeah, it is.

1618
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:41,080
People would think if they buy a Miranda Lambert guitar, they can sound like her.

1619
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Yeah.

1620
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,080
Yeah.

1621
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,960
Do you remember those Keith Urban guitars that came out?

1622
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,640
Vaguely, but yeah.

1623
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,040
Those actually turned out to be not so bad.

1624
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,040
Really?

1625
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,040
Yeah.

1626
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:55,160
I remember that one house and a Keith Urban brand guitar, and it's not that expensive.

1627
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,800
It's worth picking up because they're not bad guitars.

1628
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,560
Pretty much every other artist's brand name guitars.

1629
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,520
I just barely remember it.

1630
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:06,120
I saw one in a used guitar shop and I played it and it played decent.

1631
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,120
It's cool.

1632
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:11,440
And I played the Hello Kitty one and it was a piece of shit, which explains why Machine

1633
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,440
Gun Kelly used it because he's a piece of shit.

1634
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,440
He's a piece of shit.

1635
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,440
Yeah.

1636
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,440
Yeah.

1637
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:19,080
Machine Gun Kelly, overrated, overrated, overrated.

1638
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:23,520
I remember when he came out and announced, well, I'm done with rock music.

1639
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,520
It's on to something else.

1640
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,760
That's because you couldn't play it, idiot.

1641
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:30,240
I remember thinking, wow, is that what you do now?

1642
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:34,160
You announced to the public when you quit something that you're no good at?

1643
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,800
Yeah.

1644
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:41,640
And seriously, who's even heard one word about him in the last year?

1645
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,280
Yeah, nothing.

1646
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:44,280
Crickets.

1647
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,280
Yeah.

1648
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,320
It was a short trip for him, up and down.

1649
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,080
Hope he saves his money.

1650
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,080
Yeah.

1651
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080
Yeah.

1652
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,080
Yeah.

1653
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,800
I think his claim to fame was playing Tommy Lee.

1654
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,800
Yeah.

1655
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,800
Yeah, pretty much.

1656
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,800
Yeah.

1657
01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,800
Yeah.

1658
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:03,080
Yeah, because I think anything else he does is not very redeeming.

1659
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,360
It's nothing, not memorable, nothing.

1660
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:06,360
No.

1661
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:11,520
When he had his 15 minutes of fame, he spent them being as weird as possible.

1662
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,600
Which did not help his cause because it didn't help him with mainstream at all.

1663
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,040
People are just like, who?

1664
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,240
And there was no consistency to his weirdness.

1665
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,680
It was just one random thing after another.

1666
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:24,160
So you could tell right away you were being played by this guy.

1667
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:29,680
And another thing is, here's another, and I mean this, if Tommy Lee likes you, doesn't

1668
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,400
that automatically make you think that I don't know about this guy?

1669
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,400
Yeah.

1670
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,600
Tommy Lee is one of the most questionable fuckers around.

1671
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,600
Yeah.

1672
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,360
It's just like, look, I'm not pro-Trump or pro-anybody, okay?

1673
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:47,160
He is saying all this stuff about Trump, what the fuck is wrong with you, was his statement.

1674
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:51,520
It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you, Tommy Lee?

1675
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:54,800
It's like, how many fucking domestic batteries do you do?

1676
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:55,800
Shut the fuck up.

1677
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:02,000
I mean, if I was Trump, I'd been like, look at his prison record there.

1678
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,000
Yeah.

1679
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,280
And like I said, I'm not defending them at all.

1680
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,280
No.

1681
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,920
Not doing any of that, not getting wrinkled.

1682
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:11,320
What I'm saying is, is this true?

1683
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:16,080
You throw a brick in a black house, not a black house, a glass house.

1684
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,080
Glass house, yeah.

1685
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,080
And someone's gonna throw them back.

1686
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,080
Yeah.

1687
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:26,120
And yeah, so that was, if Tommy Lee endorses you and thinks you're great, it's not a good

1688
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,120
thing.

1689
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:28,120
No.

1690
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,120
Yeah, so.

1691
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:33,600
Yeah, celebrities getting on a soap box and camping in a cause or a person or a fence

1692
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,600
or something.

1693
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,600
It never works out.

1694
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:36,600
Yeah, yeah.

1695
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:40,120
It's just really not such a good idea, because if you don't like the celebrity, then you

1696
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,880
don't like what they're sponsoring.

1697
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,840
I think someone got ahold of Bono and told him to shut the fuck up.

1698
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,840
Oh, thank God.

1699
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:46,840
Because he finally did.

1700
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:47,840
Self-righteous idiot.

1701
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:48,840
God.

1702
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,880
Like I've always said, like him and Roger Waters, if you think America's so fucking

1703
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,280
bad, then why don't you do something about it?

1704
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,720
Get into your bank account, help us pay up the national debt.

1705
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,720
Yeah.

1706
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,960
You want to do something, do something.

1707
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:00,960
And like.

1708
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,560
Don't sit here and chide us about shit.

1709
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:06,560
And Bono and Roger Waters are not citizens of this country, so it's none of their damn

1710
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,560
business anyway.

1711
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,820
Exactly, I agree.

1712
01:11:08,820 --> 01:11:13,640
Just like when one of the networks hired a Canadian to come across the border and tell

1713
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,480
us how we should all get rid of our guns.

1714
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:16,480
Yeah.

1715
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:17,480
Like Sam Donaldson.

1716
01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,480
Oh yeah, I remember that idiot.

1717
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,480
Yeah.

1718
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,480
Oh wait, he's dead, isn't he?

1719
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:24,200
It's like, why are you importing people from outside the country to tell us how to run

1720
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,200
our country?

1721
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,120
That just is wrong from the start.

1722
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:28,120
Nope.

1723
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,400
I have a lot of Canadian relatives.

1724
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,400
They don't feel the same way.

1725
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:39,320
Like, America gets roasted for going over and telling people how to run their countries.

1726
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,520
Okay, you're doing the same to us.

1727
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:42,920
Yes, that's right.

1728
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:43,920
Yeah.

1729
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,560
Because we always do get shit about that.

1730
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:47,960
It's like, you can't come over here and throw your influence.

1731
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,520
Well, same way with you guys.

1732
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,880
You know, it's none of your business because you don't have a say so in it.

1733
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:54,880
Yeah.

1734
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,320
It's like if you're part of a company, you can speak about it.

1735
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:00,640
But if you're not, I don't know if you can necessarily speak about it, you know?

1736
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,480
Or the inner workings.

1737
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:06,800
People got upset about the idea of Russians interfering with our election and telling

1738
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,420
people how to vote.

1739
01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:12,400
What about when an Irish person like Bono comes over and tells people how to vote?

1740
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,400
That's a great point.

1741
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,440
Foreign interference is foreign interference.

1742
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:16,440
It doesn't matter.

1743
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,000
No, what it is is the narrative.

1744
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
Yeah.

1745
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,200
And this is both sides, everybody, but the narrative.

1746
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,080
If they speak your narrative, it's fine.

1747
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,080
Yeah.

1748
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:26,480
If they don't speak your narrative, it's an outrage and they should shut up.

1749
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,480
It all comes down to if I like them, then they can break the rules.

1750
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,840
If I don't like them, they better follow the rules.

1751
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:32,840
Yeah.

1752
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:33,840
That's how everybody works.

1753
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,840
It is so elementary.

1754
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,840
Everybody does that.

1755
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:36,840
That's it.

1756
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:37,840
I do that.

1757
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:38,840
You do that.

1758
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:39,840
Everyone.

1759
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:40,840
It's part of humanity.

1760
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,520
That's why I always try to separate it whenever I hear it.

1761
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,840
I'm like, okay, who is this?

1762
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:45,840
What did they say?

1763
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,640
It's just like Tommy Lee when I heard him saying all that stuff.

1764
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,920
I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

1765
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:50,920
Let's back up.

1766
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:51,920
Yeah.

1767
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:56,720
Let's look at Tommy Lee for, oh, crumpled up, thrown away.

1768
01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:03,480
He's like, you do not get the opportunity to tell me about someone else's questionable

1769
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:04,480
character.

1770
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:05,480
Yeah.

1771
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:08,440
Here's the question.

1772
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:13,960
If a weightlifter uses steroids, that's cheating, right?

1773
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:14,960
Yeah.

1774
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:15,960
He's disqualified.

1775
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:22,680
If a bicyclist uses steroids and electric motor in his bike and blood doping, that's

1776
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:23,680
cheating.

1777
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:24,680
He could be kicked off.

1778
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:25,680
Yeah.

1779
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:30,360
If a singer is using auto tune and lip sync, that's cheating.

1780
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:34,680
The problem is the public is so stupid and spoon fed, they don't care.

1781
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,280
Now here's the question.

1782
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:43,000
When a woman in a beauty contest wears makeup, that's cheating.

1783
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,000
It is.

1784
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:49,200
Just like using steroids or putting a motor on your bicycle or lip syncing, why are they

1785
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,600
putting makeup on?

1786
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,280
It's their own personal beauty, not how attractive their makeup is.

1787
01:13:54,280 --> 01:14:00,240
There's some women that I know that they are much prettier without the fucking more paint.

1788
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,240
Oh yeah.

1789
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,240
So much prettier.

1790
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,320
I want to tell them that, but it's not my place.

1791
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:10,680
The one makeup item I would get rid of first, lipstick.

1792
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:14,680
That is the most disgusting gross thing.

1793
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,040
I've kissed women with lipstick on.

1794
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,520
It's revolting.

1795
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:25,920
It's like some sort of waxy shit made from oil or dead whales or horse bones or something

1796
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,960
and you're spreading it on your lips.

1797
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,960
Disgusting.

1798
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,000
I've always hated lipstick.

1799
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:36,880
Usually it is just so screaming red or whatever.

1800
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:38,920
It's like, what the hell?

1801
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,120
Then they paint it outside their actual lips.

1802
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,600
They have this giant mouth.

1803
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,280
They make them look more voluptuous or whatever.

1804
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,440
It's like, no, don't do that.

1805
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,720
Just go with your lips.

1806
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,680
They look the way they do for a reason.

1807
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:57,640
When my wife wakes up first thing in the morning with no makeup on, she looks awesome.

1808
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,240
She doesn't need anything.

1809
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:06,720
Occasionally she'll put some makeup on, but I guess that's to give the other women a chance

1810
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,720
to hide some of her natural beauty.

1811
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:12,840
I feel the same way with Val too, but I understand them when they go out trying to look a little

1812
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,840
bit better because I go without makeup.

1813
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:19,000
How's my hair look?

1814
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,000
I'll go in and check my hair if it's something important.

1815
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000
Other than that, it's like hair.

1816
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000
I don't care.

1817
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Yeah.

1818
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,640
When I'm out in public, I don't want to be pointed and laughed at because that's going

1819
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:29,640
to interfere with what I'm doing while I'm out in public.

1820
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:34,360
But beyond that, I don't care if people walk by and think, whoa, that guy looks stupid.

1821
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:35,360
I don't care.

1822
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,360
Not me either.

1823
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:37,360
Yeah.

1824
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:40,040
There's plenty of people I think look stupid and I'm never going to tell them because they're

1825
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,040
having a happy life.

1826
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,040
Yeah.

1827
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:45,880
Here's where I look at it right here is, who is this?

1828
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:46,880
I don't know.

1829
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:47,880
Okay then.

1830
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:48,880
Yeah.

1831
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:49,880
Yeah.

1832
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:53,640
Here's this person who's walking by and is never going to be in my life again, but I'm

1833
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,640
going to stop them and tell them all the things they're doing wrong.

1834
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:57,640
I'm worried about it.

1835
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:58,640
No.

1836
01:15:58,640 --> 01:15:59,640
Oh, that would be funny.

1837
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:00,640
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1838
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,640
Hey, come back here.

1839
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,640
What's your name?

1840
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:05,640
I got to let you in on a few things.

1841
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:06,640
That jacket?

1842
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:07,640
No.

1843
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:08,640
Yeah.

1844
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,760
Here's the way I want you to live your life.

1845
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,760
Here's the music you're supposed to listen to and if you don't, you're an idiot.

1846
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:16,760
Let's see how well that goes over.

1847
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:20,760
All right.

1848
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:24,920
Congratulations, Pilgrims.

1849
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:30,760
You've made it to the very first ending of the very first standalone episode of The Music

1850
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,240
Creeps.

1851
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,200
This is so new that we don't even have an ending.

1852
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:40,960
So this is pretty much the ending.