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Two douchebags and a microphone at your service. I am the Mark portion of this.

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And I am the Rob portion of this.

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Rob, how are you this evening? A little chilly evening it is.

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Actually, I'm doing pretty good. I really am.

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That's good. You sound really good, Rob.

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I'm getting in a good spot right where I think I can move forward.

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You can hear it in your voice. You can hear it in your voice. Your voice is not down. It's singing when you talk.

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So, very good. That's great, Rob. I'm very happy for you for everything you've done so far.

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It's going to be a long battle, but you're doing excellent.

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Don't ever get discouraged. I say this on this program, but you already know it.

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You ever need anything, you know. I'm right here.

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Oh, I know. I know. I know you are.

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Yeah, so, you know what?

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You're one of the few people I can honestly reach out to.

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Yeah, I know that. And I want to stay like that too, so good.

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I mean, after we re-found each other on this podcast, I think it had a little bit more of a purpose because of, you know, my brother passing away and all this stuff.

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And it just aligned, the stars aligned to where we were both meant to do this because it's so good for our soul.

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Yeah, it is.

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Yeah, very good. So, all right. Well, I guess I'm going to go into one of these first stories before we start crying, right?

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Yeah, because I'm in a good mood. I don't want to start crying.

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Yeah, me too. Me too. I already went through some Kleenexes.

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Now, I'm watching this new show called The C-Word. It's about cancer. And it's funny as hell. It's on Paramount. You have Paramount. Take a watch at it.

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Yeah. You know Helen from Ozark?

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She's the main character.

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Yeah, it's really good. It wasn't a tearjerker, but I could see a lot of people like really sobbing over it because she's dying from cancer and she's living like there's no tomorrow for real.

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It's pretty good so far. Anyhow. All right.

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I'll check it out. I really will.

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Okay, cool. Uber Eats every year. We might have reported on this last year. I can't remember. You know, I can't remember what I went to the living room for.

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But, okay. Food delivery apps puts out a list at the end of every year about the most requested item, the oddest pairing, and just all the stuff in tail of what people take to people.

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You know, a guy's in Uber Eats. He goes to McDonald's. He gets, I don't know, a whatever. And then he goes to Target and gets a whatever, you know.

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And so this is a list of that. And it's pretty interesting some of the stuff they have on here.

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So I think you did do that last year. I think I did too because it's so odd what people really wanted. And you're like, wow.

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So, okay. Food delivery apps help to satisfy our cravings and let us order exactly what we want from the privacy of our homes, no matter how weird it is.

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Their six annual cravings report had just come out revealing the most popular, most unusual, and unique delivery orders they've received over the last year.

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So what does everyone have in delivery to their homes, Rob? We ask ourselves, right?

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Okay. That's what I'm going to do.

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Yeah. Last year was too. So when it comes to groceries, bananas hold on to the top spot as the number one selling item.

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I could see that. I mean, they're cheap and anyone can pick them up anywhere and they don't really cost a lot no matter where you go.

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So it stands to reason I didn't specifically, specifically think bananas. But after reading it, I'm like, okay, that does make a lot of sense, doesn't it?

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Okay. The number one flower delivered by Uber Eats every single month of the year are roses.

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This is any color. Doesn't have to be red. It could be yellow. It could be black. Black roses are like a sign of hate or I hope you're dead.

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Isn't that it?

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Or used to be or whatever.

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So these are all different colors of roses. Roses are the number one flower delivered by Uber Eats.

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So, and I hope no one would send anyone black roses, but you know what? It would not surprise me. Right?

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Hey, it used to be a thing in the 80s.

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It was a thing in the 80s. I remember you got black roses.

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And it's like, what the hell did I do to who? Someone's coming after me. I mean, there's no...

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And you just, and you do it just to mess with them.

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And then, you know, he said something. And so there's some question, thank God, that I wasn't the guy. I think maybe I had long hair and the guy had like medium hair or something.

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So they said, you stay fucking right here and don't move. They leave and they come back. Hey, we're sorry, man. You're not the guy.

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Oh, was it?

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Wasn't it?

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Isn't that what you said?

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Okay, I thought it was in front of Quick Trip. It could have been out of Westport, you know, very easily could have been out of Westport.

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Oh, no, no, no. It may have been. I don't know, I can't remember.

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You know what, Rob, I think you're onto something, but I didn't say it. I think it was coming out of Westport. And I remember, we were talking with some girls.

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And I thought it was about that, maybe. And like maybe the girl went home with someone, but not me, thank God. You know, maybe that was the deal. I don't know.

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You're right. I do believe it was coming out of Westport. I think you're right. Okay. Wow, you just remembered that. I thought it was in front of Quick Trip. I think you're right. It was in front of Westport.

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It was leaving Westport, and it was like before you got down to St. Luke's, right in that little stretch right there where everything's kind of dark. That's where they like, you know, come by, flew around and, you know, got me into the side where I couldn't get out. So, anyhow.

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Where I was born, St. Luke's.

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Yeah, yeah. I was born... That's cool, man. That's a great hospital. So cool.

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Yeah, it is.

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My hospital turned into a psychiatric hospital, and then now it is a group home. It's Lakeside Hospital on Troost. Nothing to be proud of.

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Nothing to be proud of.

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No, I remember the hospital.

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I do too. Well, I don't remember being born, but I remember the hospital after that and that.

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Okay. The top late night Uber Eats order is a medium french fry.

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You know, I could see that. People are a little hungry, but not...

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Yeah. Yeah. Munchies.

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Yeah, munchies. I get that, you know, this stoner food, if you will.

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I wonder if they ever do any munch of bunches. Remember that stoner food that, I don't know, Jason or somebody invented where you went to Burger King and they had like, at the time they had onion rings, they had breaded mushrooms, they had breaded jalapenos or something, and they had a bunch of breaded stuff, deep fried.

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And you order every one of them and tell them to throw it in a bag and shake it up. It's called munch a bunch. And it was stoner food.

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I remember that.

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Yeah. And then every now and then you go mix in a few White Castles and my God, you were, you were doing great.

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Oh my God. Yeah. You were eating like kings.

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Okay. I don't know why this program keeps stopping on me, but where was I real quick?

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Okay. Election night. If you didn't hear it, I don't know where it stopped. My, the recorder was Prosecco, guacamole, kebabs, White Claw and alcohol cells were up 10% that day too. And you had something to add to that, Rob.

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Yeah. Well, on our last show, look at what Warren did. I can imagine what alcohol did.

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I think they probably went hand in hand that night.

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No, no pun intended.

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No pun intended.

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No, not at all.

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Hot sauce is the top condiment ordered followed by sweet and sour sauce, ranch, and then barbecue.

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The five most popular delivery requests are no onion, no tomato, extra sauce, spicy and well done.

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And I could see all of those.

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A lot of it, like you said, sounds like college food and also people eagerly trying to get the election results and being nervous and it's kind of like comfort food and food to kind of like, you know, kind of like bide your time something to eat on.

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So yeah. So Tito's homemade vodka is the most popular alcohol followed by Corona beer.

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Fair enough.

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I believe that. I believe that.

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The top five most ordered items, burrito bowl, French fries, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwich, and waffle fries.

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I really thought that chicken nuggets would be higher than three, because doesn't it seem like everyone at night like orders chicken nuggets because they're easy and you got a sauce to dip them in.

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But I guess not.

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A burrito once again, you go back to kids.

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You're right. A burrito bowl.

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They're in for kids.

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College kids probably like burrito bowls more than we do.

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So and I don't know if I would.

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I'm just estimating all year that that it would be averaging out more college kids than anyone else.

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Maybe it's not.

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Maybe some people at home, the families.

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So it's just a guess.

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So yeah.

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All right. The most unique food combo.

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Yeah. It's probably both.

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I'm just kind of imagining it the way I imagine it.

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Like everybody does.

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They add their own story.

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The most unique food combos.

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Number one, scallops and boiled eggs.

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Huh?

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These are food combos that people order scallops and boiled eggs.

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I find that really hard to believe, but I believe them.

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Number two, fajitas and French onion soup.

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Fajitas and French onion.

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Number three, fried fish sticks and green tea.

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Number four, pepperoni pizza and anchovies.

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Tea is a Mexican spice, I believe, so it's orange creamsicle.

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Hopefully not mixed with tea.

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The most unique non-food combos.

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Oxbow chinchilla food.

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Supreme pure fun bird food for parrots.

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Gray mesh laundry bag.

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Hydro collide acne pimple patch.

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We go back to the college.

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Number three, nature's miracle advanced platinum cat scratch deterrent spray.

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Purina one plus healthy kitten dry cat food.

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Number four, Opie black onyx nail lacquer.

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Old Spice men's swagger two in one shampoo and conditioner.

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Old Spice swagger is out of this world.

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It's so good.

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Just the smell and it works good too.

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Fuji film mini instant film is number five and Oral B's got soft toothbrush.

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Whatever that is.

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Some sort of Oral B toothbrush.

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So I believe that that is, that's all that the survey went.

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So anyhow, Rob, you were mentioning some stuff before we started talking on here.

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That would be great to go ahead with your story.

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Well, I was going to bring that up in the second half.

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That's fine.

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Let me go back to this one.

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Okay, Rob.

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Go ahead with your story, please.

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Oh, the one that it dropped out.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We had some difficulties.

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The United States Postal Service might have found a way to unite a nation that are really

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divided after this month election.

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It's releasing a Betty White stamp.

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Cool.

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Very, very cool.

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I'm going to get one of these.

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I love Betty White.

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Oh, I do too.

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The beloved actor known for roles in The Golden Girls, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Boston

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Legal, and others will be on a 2025 forever stamp.

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USPS announced Friday.

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White died in late December 2021, less than three weeks before her 100th birthday.

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The Postal Service hasn't announced a release date for the stamp yet.

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Wow.

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That's cool.

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I will go buy one.

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I'm going to buy a block of them because I love Betty White and I think it'd be great

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just to have them.

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I'm going to keep them.

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So, okay.

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That's all right.

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I'm going to do, let's take our first break because I've got an email that they requested

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and I get to as soon as possible.

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It just asks for my opinion, but I'm going to tell my opinion then I want you to tell

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yours.

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Okay?

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Because-

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I'm up for it.

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Okay.

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That sounds good.

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All right.

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We'll be right back in a couple of minutes here.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Should I throw away all my socks then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock?

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Will they eventually not match up?

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I may never know.

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Harambe used to call into our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack Candy

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Recorder.

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Harambe stopped calling into our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack

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Candy Recorder.

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Why did Harambe stop calling into our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheap Radio Shack

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Candy Recorder?

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Harambe was senselessly murdered because some idiot could not watch her children properly

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while looking at her phone.

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Sadly, Harambe does not listen to any show anymore.

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Sorry, Harambe.

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Your mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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Babe, your mother called you during every orgasm.

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Oh shit.

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What's that over there?

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Oh no.

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This island of horrible jokes.

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Oh my copy of Microsoft Office.

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I will find you and I will have my word.

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Hey there, fuckstick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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At any given airport, in any given 60 seconds, you're actually breathing in at least three

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farts.

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Jam X.

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What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the feet.

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Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man.

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Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst.

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The generation of noncompliance.

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Is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers.

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Everything's ruined.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Cocks with socks are the only footwear allowed in hell.

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Now, from this underground bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned

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food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Ratt.

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My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes.

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So I made you one latter.

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Good job.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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All right.

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Like I said before we went to break is I got an email that you know how they put those

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urgent tags on?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Well, he left me a way to message him.

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And I said, do you really want me to do this as soon as possible?

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And he said yes on the message.

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So here we go.

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I don't know how he thought that I could solve this, but we're also going to have you a part

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of this too because I don't always give great advice.

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And I want you to keep me in check.

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If you think it's bad advice, when you talk about what you think, I want you to tell me,

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Mark, I don't think that was quite right or, man, you're stupid.

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That'll never work.

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Okay.

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You'll know by my end.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Well, okay.

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I don't want to go, Hey, Mark, that was stupid as fuck.

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Yeah.

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You're going to wait.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I just want you to check me for per se.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Mark, I have a problem that I ask your advice on.

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Please.

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You mentioned not long ago about a girl you hung out with, but we're just friends.

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One was just, let me think.

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I'm trying to think of what story that was.

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Oh, that Trent, Trent, the artist.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, the stick figures, all that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Because he wanted to, he wanted this lady's, uh, he wanted to go out with this lady, but

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he thought I was cock blocking him, which I wasn't, but anyhow, okay.

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That was Trent.

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Okay.

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I have a close friend of the female persuasion.

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I'm attracted to her greatly.

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My problem is I've been friend zoned by her and I'm afraid to ask her out on a real date

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because it might ruin our relationship if she doesn't feel the same.

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Does Rica in St. Louis County, two Rico's dos Rica.

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I don't know.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Uh, dos here's what I got.

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Okay.

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I would have a mutual friend come by seemingly unsolicited, but you previously arranged this

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event have the mutual friend say something like you two make a fantastic looking couple.

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I'm surprised you two haven't hooked up.

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That's the first part of it.

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Now the second is, um, I would then try to gauge her immediate response before she had

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a second to put up a bluff.

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You know how people like they, they let their guard down at the very first and they show

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how they really feel about something.

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Yeah.

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You, you, you said you watch.

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Yeah.

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You watch.

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You, you, you know, this question's coming.

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She does not.

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So you can look right at her and see, and I think that will do it right there.

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But if it doesn't, I've got another little part that I would do too.

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But I think that that will tell you everything you need to know.

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That's been my experiences is that look.

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You'll know if it's a hell yeah or a no way, man, we're friends.

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You'll find that out.

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But okay.

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If not, then, um, um, in a couple of days after, you know, another friend comes by and

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gives her a secret note or gives you a secret note.

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You go, of course, um, you know, it's a fake from a very hot female.

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You both know, but not very well.

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The alleged note writer cannot be well acquainted with the, uh, your would be love interest

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if you follow this note, which is fake.

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Now this could be just completely stupid, but I just thought, okay, the note should

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be a note asking you out.

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You tell your chick bud that, uh, that, you know, um, the hot chick isn't really your

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type and you need to be friends with a love interest first.

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Let her know that let that fly in the air for a few days and then maybe ask her to a

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romantic movie, but seemingly just friends.

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See where it goes.

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If that doesn't work, then just forget about it because maybe one day it will organically

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happen, but at least you're not wasting your time.

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You're not wasting your time with someone that you never had a chance at in the first

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place.

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So Rob, I'm waiting to hear from you on this.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So my, my answer is stick with marks.

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Number one, forget number two.

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I had to come up with another one.

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I had to come up with another one and I was really questionable about it.

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That's why I wanted your backup.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, number one.

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Definitely.

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Yeah.

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That, that, that works pretty much every time.

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Like I said, I'm pretty confident that that will be the answer right there in her face.

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Okay.

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So, so, okay.

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You agree with the first one, but not the second one.

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Exactly.

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Okay.

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The second one, you'll lose her.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Well, thank you.

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That's why I wanted you to back me up or say, Hey, so I was half right.

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The first one is the one that you want to go with, not the second one.

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Right.

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Okay.

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I could see the second one exploding into something completely stupid anyhow.

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Like let's say you think she doesn't know the other chick very well.

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And then she goes, Hey, if you like Mark, I can talk to him about you.

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And she'll be like, what?

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And then that's it too.

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She's like, I ain't talking to him anymore.

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He's a fucking liar.

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I don't know what he's up to.

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So yeah, the first one is it.

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Do you have anything to add to that?

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A woman doesn't want someone that has interest in somebody else.

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They want to know you have interest in them.

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You know?

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And then that's where the mere suggestion, the suggestion of YouTube being romantic,

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you would look at her face and see how she really felt about that.

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And then you can just go, you can either, you know, figure out how to take her out or

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you can figure out how to just, you know, just keep being friends with her.

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That'd be easy to figure out.

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You just keep being friends with her.

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Yeah.

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Just, just go from there.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Well, um, there you go.

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The most Rico Rica does Rica in St. Louis County.

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Um, all right, Rob, we turn to you.

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Okay.

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I'm going to go to the one we were talking about earlier.

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Okay.

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The Beatles are feared to have been routinely molested by their creepy drug loving celebrity

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tennis.

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Wow.

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I had never heard about this.

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Me neither.

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This is shocking.

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Radar online.com can reveal Harley street to technician to the stars.

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John Riley was hired to fix the bad force crooked Nashers when they were on the test

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of global stardom.

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It's now suspected while giving them gleaming smiles.

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Riley may have been secretly sexually molesting rising beetle icons.

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Paul McGartney, John Lennon, bring those stars.

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Oh, it says John Lennon again.

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Okay.

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Well, you know what?

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The points across.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He molested all of them.

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Wow.

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And that claim was made in a critically acclaimed and authoritative book on the group called

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one, two, three, four, the Beatles in time by Craig Brown.

484
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,680
Wow.

485
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,680
Isn't that hard to believe?

486
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:51,960
That book and that's where the articles at.

487
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,560
That is so hard to believe in it that that happened.

488
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,560
Wow.

489
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,560
Yeah.

490
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,560
Okay.

491
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:02,280
Well, do you want to go into some more new music news here while we're talking about

492
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,280
the Beatles?

493
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,280
Yeah.

494
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,880
Well, we all know about Jakey Lee shooting, right?

495
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,880
Yes.

496
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,880
Okay.

497
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,880
Well, seems like there's like, like I thought, and I'm sure you I can't remember.

498
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,880
I think we talked about it a little bit more to this.

499
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,760
We don't believe what was said by his publicist or whatever.

500
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,160
There is something else going on there.

501
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,680
This is supposed to be in a residential area.

502
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,320
The guy, the several people went over there and took a look.

503
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,600
It doesn't look like anything happened there.

504
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,200
He was walking his dog at two 45 in the morning.

505
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,200
Really?

506
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,840
So I'll go into this here.

507
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,840
Yeah.

508
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,840
Yeah.

509
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,880
News from the Jakey Lee shooting.

510
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,320
15 shell cases were found at the scene.

511
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,720
Jake was shot three times.

512
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,760
One bullet hit him in the arm, one in the wrist, and one went through his back and punctured

513
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,720
a lung.

514
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:59,040
The shooting now does not seem to be random.

515
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,920
Jake had said that mentally he was screwed because someone wanted him dead.

516
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,280
Ozzy and Sharon, of course, came out with a statement they hadn't exactly been getting

517
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,080
along in a long time.

518
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:18,040
So they came out with a statement and it said, another senseless act of gun violence.

519
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:22,440
I put gum on here accidentally of gun violence.

520
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,200
We offer you and your beautiful daughter, Jade, the best.

521
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,480
So here's the way I read into it and Topher backed me up on this.

522
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,360
They brought up his daughter, right?

523
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,220
They're letting him know what's at stake.

524
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,340
Your beautiful daughter, Jade.

525
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:44,840
Now whether the drug dealers or the alleged drug dealers, the way it was worded caught

526
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,900
my attention right off the bat.

527
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,920
Why did they bring his daughter into it?

528
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,920
Yeah.

529
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,320
Why did they bring his daughter into it?

530
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,680
That's a way of saying, dude, think about what you're doing.

531
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,480
I'm sure they care about him a little bit.

532
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,680
You know, they played together for a few years.

533
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:04,720
He essentially, I didn't replace Randy Rhoade, but he was a guy after Randy Rhoade.

534
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,680
So you know, I'm sure they don't hate him and they don't want him dead for sure.

535
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:16,680
But you know, I think that was their way of saying, dude, think about what you're doing.

536
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,020
Your daughter, Jade.

537
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,020
That's why I took it.

538
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,120
Do you see what I mean?

539
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,080
Do you think maybe I'm on the side?

540
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,960
No, I totally get what you're saying.

541
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,480
And once you said that, yeah, you're right.

542
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,840
They had his daughter in on that.

543
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,960
For a reason.

544
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,640
To hopefully open his eyes.

545
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,440
Yeah, and I understand that.

546
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:42,520
And then they went into, it's been 37 years since I've seen you.

547
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:47,200
And so that another thing there, but it doesn't take away from the shock.

548
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,960
Thirty seven years, I think was a statement in itself.

549
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,480
Like maybe something was really wrong.

550
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,480
See what I mean?

551
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,880
Thirty seven years to I thought that was kind of key.

552
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,280
This was carefully worded in my opinion.

553
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:05,560
So after that, Eddie Trunk came right after and tweeted this.

554
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,960
If you really want to support Jake, why don't you give him his bark at the moon credits

555
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,240
and money from royalties?

556
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,640
Jake has said on various occasions that the problem with him in Ozzy camp was him not

557
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,400
getting credits from bark at the moon or royalties that are owed.

558
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:25,360
Jake also claimed that Sharon sent him large goons after him and held him over a ledge

559
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:33,680
vanilla ice style to get the point across and to let it go.

560
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:38,280
I guess it's possible.

561
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,560
Eddie Trunk said that that's what Jakey Lee claimed.

562
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,760
He didn't write that on the tweet.

563
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,040
On the tweet, he said, why don't you give him his royalties if you're really concerned

564
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,000
about him, give him his royalties and credits?

565
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,440
You see, right, right, right.

566
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,600
Yeah, yeah.

567
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,520
So to me, there's a lot more to this story.

568
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,520
It may come out.

569
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,720
It may not.

570
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,720
But I really do believe looking at the recent pictures of Jake Lee, actually even from five

571
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,120
years ago, I hope he does well.

572
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,680
I really have my doubts about how he's going to do.

573
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,960
I had not read anything about that yet.

574
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,880
Well, when I saw his picture when he come out with the Red Dragon cartel, I thought

575
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,240
drug addict.

576
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,960
He has that sunken in face.

577
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:27,360
Allegedly, you know, the way I see it to me, it looks like that.

578
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,640
I haven't seen the pictures yet.

579
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,640
They're pretty bad to me.

580
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,280
I mean, he's only in his late 60s.

581
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,400
He should not look that bad.

582
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,800
Ozzy looks 10 times better than him.

583
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,800
So there you go.

584
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,800
Oh, damn.

585
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,800
Yeah.

586
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800
Yeah.

587
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,800
Damn.

588
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,400
And that is pretty powerful stuff, in my opinion.

589
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:53,680
I think I hope Jake gives his act together if that, in fact, is what's going on.

590
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:59,720
So I mean, he's a little bit late to be getting murdered over drugs at 67 or whatever years

591
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720
old.

592
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,720
Right.

593
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:06,280
If you haven't done it by 67, I don't think you should do it.

594
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280
Right.

595
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,800
It should be like, no, I live this long.

596
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,800
I live this long.

597
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,520
I'm not going to be killed by drug dealers unless it's an accident.

598
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:19,720
So all right, Rob, you got something after that weird story?

599
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,960
Yeah, I got one.

600
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:29,600
Somehow this goes back on celebrities and drugs.

601
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,600
OK.

602
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:41,240
Tim Matheson is out with a new memoir, Damn Glad to Meet You, My Seven Decades in the

603
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:48,440
Hollywood Trenches, where he wrote about his relationship with his late co-star, John Belushi.

604
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,320
Oh, OK.

605
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:59,440
They both starred in the 1978 comedy classic, National Lampoon's Animal House, where they

606
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,200
shared many memories.

607
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:10,120
Tim noted in his memoir that Belushi is the co-star he gets asked about the most, which

608
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:17,400
explains why he did not have the chance to talk about him in his new release.

609
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,600
People are still interested in John Belushi, right?

610
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,040
Yeah, right.

611
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,200
If he was really the way he acted, you know.

612
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,860
Yeah, there's a lot of that and a lot of his excess partying and stuff and why someone

613
00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:33,760
didn't reel him in and people saying that they tried.

614
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,200
Other people say, no, they were partying with him and didn't give a shit.

615
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,560
There's still a lot of the speculation going on too.

616
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,560
So anyhow, go ahead.

617
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,560
OK.

618
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:51,200
Well, he clarified Belushi's reputation with drugs and how he juggled his career with his

619
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200
vices.

620
00:36:52,200 --> 00:37:00,200
Tim noted that their Animal House director, John Landis, ensured Belushi was drug free

621
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,200
on set.

622
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:09,840
However, he could not confidently say the same about the actor outside of the filming.

623
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:17,800
He added that his late co-star was on his best behavior throughout the project, despite

624
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:24,320
rousing suspicion when he first showed up.

625
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:31,800
Tim wrote that the cast and crew, including himself, were surprised at the version of

626
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,800
Belushi they got.

627
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:40,440
Friendly, quiet and thoughtful, which was relieving to them.

628
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:49,120
Belushi played Bluto in the classic, who was slightly a reminder of his real life reputation.

629
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,600
Yeah.

630
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,240
Yeah.

631
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:56,920
Yeah, that's what everybody knew him as.

632
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,920
And that's what he was.

633
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Yeah.

634
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
Yeah, there's enough people.

635
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:12,960
Tim Matheson has come out and said, no, supposedly on set during that movie was not under the

636
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,960
influence.

637
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,440
I could totally believe that.

638
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,520
People relapse all the time.

639
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,320
Chris Farley was clean for a while, and then he relapsed.

640
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,280
And the problem with when you relapse with cocaine or heroin or anything like that, you

641
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,720
go to the amount you took before you quit.

642
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,720
Your body can't handle it because it hasn't done it in a while.

643
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,520
So you go into cardiac arrest and you die if no one's around.

644
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,320
Yeah.

645
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:42,560
So it's real easy to do because people go, oh, well, I used to jack this much heroin.

646
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,680
You can't do it now.

647
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,920
Your body's not used to it.

648
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,680
You worked your way up to that.

649
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,680
Same way with cocaine.

650
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:52,280
People don't think because they're on drugs, and that is what kills them is they take too

651
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,200
much that they thought they could take that much because that's the amount they did when

652
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,800
they stopped.

653
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,360
So that's word to anybody that might be in that position.

654
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,920
If you start back, go with half the amount.

655
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,480
You'll save money, too, and you'll have more heroin for later, right?

656
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,200
Yeah.

657
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,480
You will have later.

658
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,480
Yeah.

659
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,840
You will have later because you're not going to be dead.

660
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,840
Yeah.

661
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,840
Okay.

662
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,080
What a good story.

663
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,080
Thank you, Rob.

664
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:28,880
What's the name of that book because I'm going to look that up?

665
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:45,320
It is Damn Glad to Meet You, My Seven Decades in the Hollywood Churches.

666
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,960
Well, I'm going to need another book really quick because Brothers, the Van Halen story,

667
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,120
Alex Van Halen's book, is awfully short.

668
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,080
It's not that long.

669
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,000
And anyhow, I kind of blew through it.

670
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,840
I like to savor them, but this was just too easy of a read.

671
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,640
So I'm going to need something here much quicker.

672
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,600
So anyhow, let's just remember it this way.

673
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:16,680
One of his main cats, Kim Matheson's main cat's breed from that movie was Damn Glad to Meet

674
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,940
You.

675
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,940
That's good.

676
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:19,940
I like that.

677
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:20,940
Got it.

678
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,940
Yeah.

679
00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:22,940
Yeah.

680
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:23,940
Yeah.

681
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:24,940
That describes a lot right there.

682
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,940
Yeah.

683
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:26,940
All right.

684
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:31,800
Let's take our second break and come back with I got a story here about a man that died

685
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:36,960
in a Planet Fitness tanning bed and lied there for three days before someone noticed.

686
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,280
I believe it.

687
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,320
I do too.

688
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,100
I've been a member of Planet Fitness and not anymore.

689
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:48,720
If I go back to a gym, if I can get my knees and shoulders straightened out enough, I'm

690
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,840
not going to Planet Fitness.

691
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,260
I can tell you that right now.

692
00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:54,980
It's too cheap and people just sit on equipment because they don't care.

693
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:59,080
They're paying like seven bucks or 10 bucks a month or something and they don't give a

694
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,080
shit.

695
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:05,000
People who pay $50 or more for a month of membership, they care because they're paying

696
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,100
a high price to be in there and they work out and they don't fuck around.

697
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:15,000
So that's what I learned about Planet Fitness in my experience and allegedly and all that

698
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,120
good stuff.

699
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,600
So all right, we'll come right back.

700
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,840
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

701
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:28,520
We offer you first world problems.

702
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:35,360
I can't believe the coffee grinder is broke at the big box store.

703
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:41,800
There's no way I can be expected to grind my coffee beans every damn morning.

704
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,840
Your mama is like the sun, big, round and hard to look at.

705
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,800
Next up, things overheard in hell.

706
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,680
John Wayne Gasey is in charge of human resources.

707
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,680
The apocalypse just happened.

708
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,680
You don't know what to do.

709
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,680
You don't know where to go.

710
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,320
But we can tell you what you can eat.

711
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,320
Hi all.

712
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,320
This is Mark here.

713
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,800
I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

714
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,240
Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

715
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,200
You ever consider just going to ground zero and saying fuck it?

716
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:24,160
Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer, guessing whether

717
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,440
water is not contaminated or not?

718
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,360
No food, no shelter, no nothing.

719
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:33,460
Oh no, there's a strong argument that says you know what, let's just go to ground zero

720
00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:36,120
and see what's for us after.

721
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Just a thought.

722
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:43,080
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey, there's

723
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,080
no toilet paper in here.

724
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:52,840
Hi all.

725
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,840
This is Chicago.

726
00:42:53,840 --> 00:43:01,840
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

727
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840
You can't touch me.

728
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,840
Oh yeah?

729
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,840
This is Kansas City here.

730
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,840
Hold my beer bitch.

731
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,120
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

732
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,880
to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

733
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,880
It really hurts.

734
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,880
Who can afford plastic surgery?

735
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:31,760
Stay safe everyone.

736
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,960
Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

737
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,800
And I'm Rob.

738
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,120
Well like I said, here's a neat little story for you.

739
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,400
Kinda disgusting, but sounds like it's true.

740
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:51,680
A man was found three days later after he died in a tanning booth.

741
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:56,400
So three days after his body was found in a tanning bed at a Planet Fitness gym in Indian

742
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:01,880
Crappolis, his mother shared more insight into the harrowing incident.

743
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:06,440
Karen Wetzel believes that her son's toxicology report will come back with fentanyl in his

744
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,900
system, she told People in an interview published November 13th.

745
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:15,240
She emphasized that despite Sink's history with drug addiction, a syringe was found in

746
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,240
the room with him according to his family.

747
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,280
He was a human being with value and worth.

748
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,280
Well yeah, just because someone's on drugs you don't quit loving them.

749
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,360
You actually probably care for them a little bit more because they need that special attention.

750
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,680
Yeah, definitely.

751
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,080
She recalled the 39 year old as the kindest person with the softest heart.

752
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,080
I think I said that.

753
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:38,980
Anyhow, Karen explained that Sink, that was his last name, who was charged with possession

754
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:43,940
of a narcotic drug and possession of a controlled substance last year, according to Marion County

755
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:49,480
Superior Court Records per NBC News, had gone to sign up for a gym membership on November

756
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:55,200
8th with his girlfriend Heather and her daughter were in a TJ Maxx nearby.

757
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,880
So his daughter and his girlfriend Heather were in a TJ Maxx when he went to go sign

758
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,860
up.

759
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:07,740
So he goes in there to sign up and the pair went to find Sink, who was wearing an ankle

760
00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:14,040
monitor as part of his, that's how they found him, part of his plea agreement along with

761
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,000
drug testing, but went home after being-

762
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Three days?

763
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,960
Yes, but after they went home after being unable to locate him.

764
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:26,760
Wouldn't you go, this is a question I have Rob, now correct me if I'm wrong, wouldn't

765
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,820
you go into that Planet Fitness and go, hey did a guy like this and this and this come

766
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:31,820
in here?

767
00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:32,820
Oh yeah?

768
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:34,820
Did he sign up?

769
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:35,820
Yeah.

770
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:36,820
Do you know where he went?

771
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:37,820
No.

772
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,120
Do you care if I look around and try to find him because he's missing?

773
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,120
Yeah.

774
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:46,240
So you go into, you know, go into the tanning booths and one of them is locked and no one's

775
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:51,760
answering, you know, either they have their radio blaring or it's him and they're dead

776
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,240
or maybe you could save them at that point.

777
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,200
So I don't quite understand that just leaving stuff.

778
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:04,520
So but anyhow, so the tanning bed has a door I believe Elizabeth Glenn told WTHR in an

779
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,240
interview published November 12th, but still why we're not concerned that the tanning bed

780
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,560
had been closed for three days potentially.

781
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,840
Yeah, they should be concerned.

782
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,280
No one went in there to clean it.

783
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,520
Nobody even gave a shit.

784
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,200
It doesn't sound like they even checked the door because if a door was locked, wouldn't

785
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,760
they be like, hey, someone locked this door and left or maybe they're like, hey, someone

786
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,640
might be having a medical emergency, right?

787
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,640
That was not performed.

788
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,640
None of that.

789
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:36,760
And the only way they found this guy, his body was discovered because the ankle monitor

790
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:42,000
alerted the authorities to his precise location.

791
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,320
So and another thing is, is I don't understand the ankle monitor.

792
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,680
I thought that was for to stay at home.

793
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:52,160
No, no, not necessarily.

794
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:56,240
Oh, okay.

795
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,560
Now the ankle monitors have GPS.

796
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,560
Oh, okay.

797
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,840
So they can track like a store or to gym or something.

798
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,840
So you can go to work.

799
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:10,480
They know all they got to do is get in their computer and they can find out where you're

800
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,480
at any given time.

801
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,240
Okay, then that's what it is.

802
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,240
Why?

803
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,240
Here's my question.

804
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,240
Okay.

805
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:21,680
Why wasn't he tracked for three days?

806
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,040
That's what I say too, Rob.

807
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,040
That's exactly what I thought.

808
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,040
It should have shown.

809
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:30,480
I mean, it should have thrown out the red flag in the computer system.

810
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,480
Yeah.

811
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,480
Everybody failed this.

812
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:37,400
This guy moved in three days and he's not at home.

813
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,400
Yeah.

814
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,800
That should be a warning sign right there.

815
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,440
Well, I'll put it like this.

816
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,640
Everybody failed.

817
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:48,360
The girlfriend and the daughter failed for not looking for him.

818
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:53,960
Planet Fitness failed and the ankle monitor failed.

819
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,460
All of them failed.

820
00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:02,680
So nobody kept good enough tabs on this guy to make sure that something like that didn't

821
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,040
happen and that's sad.

822
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,040
So okay.

823
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,040
Well, that's pretty much.

824
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Wait a second.

825
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,040
Oh, okay.

826
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,040
Yeah.

827
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:17,160
If he joined up and he went and got one in the tanning bed, he had to sign in, which

828
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,120
means he never signed out.

829
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,120
Yeah.

830
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120
They look on the computer.

831
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,120
You're right.

832
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120
Yeah.

833
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,800
Yeah.

834
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:33,560
Yeah that and that is a true story because as people online and NBC and other entities

835
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,640
that would have fact checked it, I believe.

836
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,680
So I see a lot of lawsuits there.

837
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,040
So do I.

838
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,040
So do I.

839
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:47,080
All three that we mentioned is probably going to get a lawsuit, I imagine.

840
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,240
Even though he was on drugs.

841
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:51,920
It doesn't matter.

842
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,160
What they're going to say, I'm pretty sure is you could have saved his life, but because

843
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,580
of your incompetence is dead.

844
00:48:57,580 --> 00:49:04,120
And like his mom said, I think as his mom, he is a human being and people do love him.

845
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,120
Right.

846
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,120
Yeah.

847
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,340
Just because you're having a tough time doesn't make you smaller than another person.

848
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:13,720
How you handle it is what makes you who you are.

849
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,440
So that's when they need to love the most.

850
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,440
Exactly.

851
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,800
They need you more than anybody and if you are a good family member, friend, you will

852
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:29,080
do what it takes that you everything in your power to make sure that the person is okay.

853
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,560
So that's just pretty much along in the short of it.

854
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,880
So anyhow, you got something Rob?

855
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,040
Yeah, I do.

856
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,040
All right.

857
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:47,000
McDonald's has quietly begun breaking out its iconic self-serve soda machines across

858
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,720
the US location.

859
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:49,720
Bravo.

860
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:59,320
The removal of three refills once a trademark of the chain has sparked heated discussions

861
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,480
on platforms like Riddick.

862
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:10,360
That's a customers have been posting images of noses from their local restaurants, for

863
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,720
example, showing charges for refills.

864
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:22,120
One recent Reddit post showed a sign that said sodas are filled behind the counter and

865
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,720
refills are 50 cents.

866
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:33,680
They noticed that another restaurant said the refills will be totally banned.

867
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:39,920
Customers expressed their frustration with some calling for a boycott and others labeling

868
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,200
the fast food chain officially dead.

869
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:49,280
One sarcastic commentator wrote of the ban on refills.

870
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,280
Wow.

871
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:58,680
I bet they saved $3.50 a day with this new genius policy.

872
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:05,960
The examples are the latest in McDonald's plan to phase out all self-serve machines

873
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,960
nationwide by 2032.

874
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,960
Wow.

875
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,560
Yeah.

876
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,600
Okay.

877
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:23,880
This goes back to what we've been talking about for quite a while.

878
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,920
Go to a neighborhood cafe.

879
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:32,040
For a buck or two more, you get a much better meal and you get all the refills of coffee

880
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,600
or soda you want.

881
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,120
It's a better deal and it's better food and you can sit down and relax for a little bit.

882
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,200
The only difference is the tip.

883
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,200
That's about it.

884
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:46,040
But like today, I'll give an example.

885
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,360
We're out doing the podcast most of the day and then I had to go get some dog food and

886
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,360
stuff from the store.

887
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,840
I was like, you know what?

888
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,160
Nobody feels like cooking tonight.

889
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,760
So you know RC's chicken, right?

890
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,760
Right.

891
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,760
Okay.

892
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,760
I went back there.

893
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,760
I went by there and got some RC's chicken.

894
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,760
You're a long way of it.

895
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,760
Yeah.

896
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,760
Yep.

897
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:08,100
So chicken for two at RC's is roughly about $22, $23.

898
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:12,880
My wife went and got Church's Texas chicken is what they call it now the other day and

899
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,040
it was over that.

900
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,200
The only difference really was the tip that I had to leave and that wasn't that much.

901
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,460
I mean, you know, that was like eight bucks or something.

902
00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:26,240
So for a little bit more money, you get a much better meal and we have leftovers here

903
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,240
too.

904
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:34,120
So I've always been a big advocate of go to your neighborhood cafes, restaurants and stuff

905
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,160
like that.

906
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,160
Don't go to fast food.

907
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,840
You get a better deal, better food.

908
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,440
It's going to taste better.

909
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,440
Everything.

910
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,560
So, and also it helps the local economy.

911
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:52,520
So, but as far as the, the soda machines, I think I kind of agree with the people.

912
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,040
Why did they start there?

913
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,600
I mean, did some bean counter think it like cost them billions a year?

914
00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,600
I doubt if it did that.

915
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,600
What do you think?

916
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:08,760
Well, honestly, if you add up the extra sodas, yeah.

917
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,760
You know what?

918
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,080
You're probably right because we're talking about millions of people grabbing an extra

919
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:18,040
soda and if they pay 50 cents for one, then that's a lot of new revenue stream.

920
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:23,600
So I think people are, yeah, they're saved.

921
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:30,080
Not like that one guy said they're saving more than $3 and 50 cents a day.

922
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,080
Yeah.

923
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,080
Yeah.

924
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,400
Well, and also snip picking too, really.

925
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:39,520
I mean, you don't go into a store, grab a Pepsi, slam it and they go, I'm going to grab

926
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,480
another one.

927
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,140
You know, it's kind of like, okay, well you paid for that one.

928
00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,200
Now you got to pay for the next one you want.

929
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,200
So.

930
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:51,400
Well, there was another story in that article that I did not read.

931
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Okay.

932
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:58,640
It's about a lady that she has a dry mouth that she has to drink all the time.

933
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:05,000
She says that does away with my three, four, five drinks.

934
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
I'm sorry.

935
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Yeah.

936
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Look at the money.

937
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Yeah.

938
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I see their point now.

939
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
50 cents each.

940
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
I really do.

941
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I see, yeah.

942
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,200
You got a dry mouth, bring some water with you for God's sakes from home.

943
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:21,000
Well, that's what she said, even water.

944
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Oh, okay.

945
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Well.

946
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,920
They're charged for even water.

947
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:29,560
But how is it McDonald's responsibility to provide water for this lady?

948
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,560
Really isn't it?

949
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,560
Right.

950
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,560
Exactly.

951
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,560
Exactly.

952
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:34,560
Yeah.

953
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,760
I mean, a lot of fast food places give you a bottle of water so they can charge you for

954
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760
it.

955
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760
Yeah.

956
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,920
Instead of like 10 cents for the cup or whatever, because they still got to deliver it to you.

957
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,360
It still takes the energy to keep that water cold.

958
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:50,200
It still takes the delivery fees, the trucking fees and everything.

959
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,480
There's still a lot tacked onto that.

960
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,880
So I think that this is, you know, I get it.

961
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,080
You know, they're trying to make a little bit more money because they are probably like

962
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,080
everyone else, inflation is killing them.

963
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,080
Right.

964
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,080
So there you go.

965
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,160
All right.

966
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:14,640
You know how we focus in on like sayings of the past and stuff like that, Rob?

967
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,640
Yeah.

968
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,760
Well, have you ever heard the term cut the mustard?

969
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,680
Yes, I have.

970
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,160
You ever wonder where it came from?

971
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,160
Probably not.

972
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,160
But have you?

973
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:30,120
No, but now you got my answers.

974
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,640
Okay.

975
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,280
That's what I was trying to do.

976
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,480
Cut the mustard appears to be an American original.

977
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:42,960
Evidence for the phrase can be found in a Galveston, Texas newspaper in 1891 and 92.

978
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:48,880
The author O period Henry, whoever that is, who spent many years in Texas where he may

979
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:56,120
have picked up the expression use cut the mustard in his 1907 collection of short stories.

980
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,240
The okay, let's see.

981
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:00,240
It's sorry.

982
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,240
This went blank and I'm trying to read it.

983
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,240
Okay.

984
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:05,240
So the word itself.

985
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,840
Okay, here we go.

986
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,880
Hang on the heart of well, okay.

987
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,480
A collection of short stories.

988
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,480
The heart of West.

989
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,000
Sorry, I'm having problems with my computer and I've got to figure this out because it

990
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,320
keeps it keeps shutting off on me and now it keeps going blank and then coming back

991
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,800
and I can't read anything because it's doing that.

992
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,040
Okay, I'm gonna try to get through this here.

993
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,040
I apologize.

994
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,040
Okay.

995
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:33,200
So his 1907 collection of short stories, the heart of the West, I looked around and found

996
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:39,640
a proposition that exactly cut the mustard was in the word mustard itself goes back via

997
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:46,560
French to the Latin mustem, which was an altogether different substance.

998
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,080
It was a juice squeeze from grapes before it was made into wine.

999
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:56,520
Mustard is so named because the condiment was originally made by making mustard seeds

1000
00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:01,360
in a paste with must.

1001
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,600
So it's not clear exactly why we say cut the mustard.

1002
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:13,720
Some have proposed literal deviations such as cutting down harvesting mustard plants.

1003
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:14,720
That could be.

1004
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,720
I could see that.

1005
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:19,360
Others have suggested connection to the phrase pass muster.

1006
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:24,120
When a soldier gets approval after the troops are assembled together for inspection, evidence

1007
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,880
of these origins are wanting.

1008
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:31,600
So that would be they pass the muster just kind of like a muster drill too, right?

1009
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,360
Okay, I could see that.

1010
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:40,120
That's why as early as the 1600s hot, strong keen as mustard was a figure of speech for

1011
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,080
something extremely powerful, passionate and enthusiastic.

1012
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,760
So mustard was a different phrase back then.

1013
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,320
It sounds like these qualities are very admirable or desirable.

1014
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:56,640
So it's perhaps no surprise that muster took a jump into the connotations of genuine superior

1015
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,040
and excellent cut the mustard.

1016
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,120
Earlier in the 20th century, people even went around calling each other mustard.

1017
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,080
He's mustard, for example, he's great.

1018
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:11,240
So like now you go, he's the man or he, you know, he's, he's it.

1019
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,480
He's spot, you know, all that stuff.

1020
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,520
So he's great.

1021
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,560
This idea of mustard is excellent or great.

1022
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,580
That seems to be at work in the cut the mustard.

1023
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,520
So there you go.

1024
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,520
Okay.

1025
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,120
All right.

1026
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,120
I found that really interesting.

1027
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,600
Yeah, yeah, I did too.

1028
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,440
Because I didn't know.

1029
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:40,400
I know, I know, I know the phrase after we get done here, I'm going to reboot my computer

1030
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,400
and hope that works.

1031
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,520
Cause this is driving me fucking nuts, Rob.

1032
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,200
I got to constantly move the program around.

1033
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:51,080
Otherwise the screen will shut off and then half the time it tries to shut off on me and

1034
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,120
I have to push the play button again.

1035
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,600
So anyhow, something's obviously going really wrong.

1036
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,760
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

1037
00:58:58,760 --> 00:58:59,760
Okay.

1038
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:05,800
Well, I'm going to go into somebody else's memoir.

1039
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,800
Sounds good to me.

1040
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Why not?

1041
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:17,240
Josh Brolin telling all about his relationship with his mother in his new memoir, touching

1042
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:25,760
on her drinking and not mentioning one scary trick his mother used to pull on him.

1043
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:33,520
The actor sat down for an interview with the Times, probably Saturday, to talk about his

1044
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:40,640
book from under the truck, a reference to a night of heavy drinking that ended with

1045
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:47,720
his mother's boyfriend literally passed out underneath a vehicle.

1046
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:54,400
In his article, the interview mentioned a story Brolin relays in the book about how

1047
00:59:54,400 --> 01:00:06,960
his mother Jane, a wildlife conservationist, would often yell at sickom to any wild animals

1048
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:15,720
like cougars, coyotes, bobcats, and the light nearby, which would then usually take off

1049
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:20,240
after Josh and his brother Jess.

1050
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:27,280
Jamie writes, you knew if you didn't get on the other side of that shut door within a

1051
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:33,560
couple of seconds, you'd be clearing up fresh bloody marks somewhere on your body for the

1052
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,560
rest of the day.

1053
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,880
Oh, okay.

1054
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,880
Oh my God.

1055
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,680
We thought we had a bad childhood.

1056
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,520
I know.

1057
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,520
You wouldn't guess it either.

1058
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,520
Wow.

1059
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,960
Josh Brolin seems fairly well adjusted, doesn't he?

1060
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:54,920
Yeah, well, see, I always thought his dad raised him, but evidently not his mom did.

1061
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,920
I thought so too.

1062
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,000
I wonder if that's just like something in the media that's not true.

1063
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Oh well.

1064
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,520
Yeah, because I didn't mention the mom's boyfriend.

1065
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,480
Okay, okay.

1066
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,960
Go ahead.

1067
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,680
Okay, now that was it on that.

1068
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,680
Oh, okay.

1069
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,200
I thought there's more that he's going to go into.

1070
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,200
Well, you know what?

1071
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:18,600
I find that surprising because I just didn't imagine something like that happening to him,

1072
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,600
you know.

1073
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,600
Right, right.

1074
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,720
He doesn't seem like a victim type of guy and I don't think he is.

1075
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,760
So all right.

1076
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:33,680
Have you heard of the rejection trend on social media, most notably on TikTok?

1077
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,400
No.

1078
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:41,640
It refers to a practice called rejection therapy where people actively seek out situations

1079
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:47,360
where they're likely to be rejected by strangers, often filming their attempts to get a no as

1080
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:53,080
a way to desensitize themselves to rejection and potentially build confidence.

1081
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:59,040
This trend is considered a self-help method, but experts caution that it might not be suitable

1082
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:05,160
for everyone, especially those with severe social anxiety.

1083
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,160
That's interesting, isn't it?

1084
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:10,200
That you're just going to go preempt it and go get struck down a few times just so you

1085
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,800
get used to it?

1086
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,800
Yeah.

1087
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,000
I'm not sure about the logic in it, but that's what they do.

1088
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,600
So anyhow, key points about this rejection trend, what it involves.

1089
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:25,120
Users will often ask strangers for odd or outlandish requests that are almost guaranteed

1090
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:33,240
to be declined, like asking to borrow a random item or requesting a free meal.

1091
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,240
The goal.

1092
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:39,060
The idea is that by repeatedly experiencing rejection in a controlled environment, individuals

1093
01:02:39,060 --> 01:02:45,040
can become less afraid of it as a real life situation.

1094
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:53,440
So what do you think about that, Rob, so far?

1095
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,480
I don't know.

1096
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,480
Okay.

1097
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,480
Fair enough.

1098
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,480
Okay.

1099
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:03,400
The origin, the concept of rejection therapy is not new with Canadian entrepreneur Jason

1100
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:07,840
Comely credited with initially popularizing it.

1101
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,640
The concerns, while some people may find it helpful, others worry that actively seeking

1102
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:17,000
the rejection could exasperate existing anxieties or be harmful to mental health, especially

1103
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:24,960
if not well adjusted, I guess, or if not in a good place really.

1104
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:30,000
So anyhow, that's pretty much it.

1105
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:36,220
There's a lot more to it, but I mean, really, that's what you need to know.

1106
01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:37,220
So Rob, you got something?

1107
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,220
Yeah.

1108
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,220
I'm already going into this one.

1109
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:42,220
Oh yeah, okay.

1110
01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:47,560
Really, have I read over it much?

1111
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,560
It sounds interesting.

1112
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,560
Okay.

1113
01:03:50,560 --> 01:04:01,320
We gather that Juilliard has summarily fired a professor of violin after he was caught

1114
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:10,680
in what is said to be a rude act, apart from two eyewitnesses who opened the door of the

1115
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,920
studio and reported the act, no other person was involved.

1116
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:23,600
An email has gone out to the parents of around 30 students have been left without a teacher.

1117
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:30,880
Other professors are being urged to take one or two more onto the roster.

1118
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:38,240
The sack professor's name has been deleted from the Juilliard website.

1119
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,240
Okay.

1120
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:48,480
It does go on, gave his name, I'm not going to give it.

1121
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,480
Fair enough.

1122
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,480
But he'd been with him for 10 years.

1123
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,480
Okay, wow.

1124
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,160
Okay, here's my feelings on it.

1125
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:04,520
He was behind a closed door by himself.

1126
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:10,360
That's a lot better than some perverts.

1127
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,160
There's a lot to be said for that, yes.

1128
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:16,880
I've always said if they're not hurting anybody.

1129
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:21,440
It was in the studio.

1130
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:26,760
Yeah, he's not doing it in public, he's not doing it to children.

1131
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,760
You know what I mean?

1132
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,680
I mean really it's kind of a victimless crime.

1133
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,400
So I definitely see that.

1134
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,400
Is that basically what you're saying?

1135
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,440
Yeah, yeah.

1136
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:44,520
I say go to Lydon.

1137
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:49,880
I don't know about the, okay yeah I can't see firing.

1138
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:54,920
But still, he was behind a door and somebody else walked in it.

1139
01:05:54,920 --> 01:06:00,440
Yeah, well you have to for liability reasons.

1140
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,960
He should have locked it, yes.

1141
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,520
Maybe he thought it was locked and it didn't for all I know.

1142
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:08,420
But for liability reasons the company has to let him go, you know that.

1143
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:11,680
Because if he's a full-fledged pervert and he does something to somebody and they have

1144
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:17,000
this evidence that they knew about it, then they're opening their up for a lawsuit by

1145
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,280
not doing anything to the guy.

1146
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:23,040
So yeah, he's a college professor.

1147
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:27,160
And that's the other thing that's disturbing too is, I mean is he like looking at these

1148
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,160
college girls?

1149
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:35,320
What, you know, I mean you know I know everybody looks at women and stuff like that but to

1150
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,120
kind of act on it like that.

1151
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:47,000
Yeah, yeah I mean you know if that was in his spank bank per se, okay so be it.

1152
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,960
But on grounds of somewhere else like work, no.

1153
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,240
Yeah, college.

1154
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,600
Yeah, college.

1155
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,320
So that would be no.

1156
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,960
You know everybody has a spank bank when they're single and they remember, I don't know, a

1157
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:04,840
girl that comes in with a great dress or whatever or she comes in and like starts flirting with

1158
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,600
you or something, you know what I mean.

1159
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:12,920
And then later on you're sitting there thinking about it by yourself.

1160
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:17,360
Then all of a sudden you know a little this and a little tug and a little that and you

1161
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,960
know shit happens right?

1162
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:19,960
Yeah.

1163
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,080
Alright, we're going on from there.

1164
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,080
You want me to go to the next story?

1165
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:30,320
Go for it, yeah I was going to add something but I'm not going to, go.

1166
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,840
Rob if you want to go ahead while we're there.

1167
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:38,520
No, no, no, no, I was going to take it over the top.

1168
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:39,880
Like I care.

1169
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,000
Okay, alright.

1170
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:47,200
They're literally scared shitless is the title of this.

1171
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:52,160
For a generation likes expressing their emotions, Gen Z keeps a lot bottled up inside.

1172
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:57,040
A whopping one in three Zoomers are scared to use the bathroom at the office according

1173
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:01,400
to a recent study by online bathroom appliance purveyor QS Supplies.

1174
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,320
I'm familiar with them.

1175
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,200
They're a huge supply company.

1176
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:12,280
A UK based, you probably heard of them too actually, QS.

1177
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:19,680
The UK based Bazaar surveyed more than 1,000 employees in their workplace habits and calculated

1178
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,240
the impact of bathroom breaks on company productivity.

1179
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:31,440
They found that a surprising number of office workers are reluctant about going number two

1180
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,560
at their work station according to a study.

1181
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:40,900
One in 12 employees is never pooped at work while 34% are afraid to use the facilities.

1182
01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:44,800
Now I think some of this is, okay, you take a stink log, right?

1183
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:49,520
Okay so your corn back radler's laying in there and it smells horrible and you walk

1184
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,440
out of there and the whole office gets a whiff of it.

1185
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:56,800
That would be quite embarrassing, right?

1186
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,800
I think that's probably a lot where that fear came from because we've all been a victim

1187
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,800
of that.

1188
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,400
Some goes, oh man, I really got to take a dump.

1189
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,400
I'm sorry, man.

1190
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,400
I'll be right out.

1191
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:09,480
And then they open the door and that whiff just starts going, oh my God, or you're in

1192
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:16,600
a public bathroom and someone just lays a fucking stink brick that just smells all to

1193
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,920
hell and you're at the urinal and you're trying to hold your breath but you keep having to

1194
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,120
breathe so you don't die.

1195
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,120
It's horrible.

1196
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,240
I think we've all been a victim of that.

1197
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:29,080
They have bad ventilation or whatever, right?

1198
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,080
Yeah.

1199
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,080
Okay.

1200
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:35,960
Zoomers are the generation most likely to engage in bathroom stalling, making one of

1201
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:39,160
the myriads of 20 something struggle at the workplace.

1202
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:47,200
11% of Gen Z employees claim they never pooped at work while 36% reported they are too scared

1203
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,540
to like I said.

1204
01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:49,540
This repeated it.

1205
01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:50,540
I didn't.

1206
01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:56,320
There's also a gender disparity with dropping the kids off at the office pool.

1207
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,960
They wrote it, not me.

1208
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:03,160
Nearly half of women are scared to poop at work 48% compared to 19% of men.

1209
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:04,160
You know what?

1210
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:05,200
I believe that.

1211
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,320
Men are kind of proud of their fecal odor, aren't they?

1212
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,320
Yeah.

1213
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,080
Yeah, they're kind of like, oh, guys, watch out, man.

1214
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,640
I got one coming for you.

1215
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:14,640
Oh, boy.

1216
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:15,640
Keep your head down.

1217
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:16,640
It's going to send your eyebrows.

1218
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,520
I mean, everyone's been a victim of that.

1219
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,120
And then, you know, I mean, one of the funnest things to do when we were younger is hot box

1220
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,040
somebody, right?

1221
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:34,320
If you have locked windows and the doors and they have to smell your fart and they can't

1222
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:39,280
move is one of the funniest things ever, isn't it?

1223
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:45,480
They're dying and trying to not breathe, but they have to eventually breathe and they basically

1224
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:49,880
suck in your fart juice, your liquid fart juice that is spread all around in a fine

1225
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,380
mist all over that car, right?

1226
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:54,880
So you're eating their fart essentially, right?

1227
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:55,880
Oh, yeah.

1228
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:56,880
Oh, yeah.

1229
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:00,680
Brings back so many memories.

1230
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,600
I remember we said me and our old buddy Steve.

1231
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:05,600
Oh, yes.

1232
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,600
Yep.

1233
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:14,880
We go to Taco Bell and we just drive around every competition with the windows up.

1234
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:15,880
Oh, my God.

1235
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:20,080
Or whoever rolled the window down, they're out out first loss.

1236
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:23,000
You know, I remember that a lot of times I did.

1237
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,560
I was like, oh, my God, guys, come on now.

1238
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:31,520
Also, if someone passed out at a party, they ate everybody's farts at night.

1239
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,520
That's just the way it is.

1240
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:33,520
Oh, yeah.

1241
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:34,520
Yeah.

1242
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:38,040
I got one for you.

1243
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:42,000
Davey used to wait until everybody was passed out at the party.

1244
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
OK.

1245
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:47,200
I think you were there, but if you're not, correct me.

1246
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:52,600
But it was at Brian's house, the party, his mom's house, his mom and stepdad were off

1247
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,720
somewhere for something.

1248
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:58,440
And so he's like, hey, everybody head down to Cleveland.

1249
01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,640
Parties on me tonight at our house.

1250
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:05,120
So Davey acted like he's drinking all this alcohol, but he didn't because he was waiting

1251
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,980
for everybody to pass out.

1252
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:09,360
So my brother is passed out on pure grain.

1253
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:14,760
So they wake me up by fucking slam pure grain, pure grain down my throat.

1254
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:16,120
And I woke up gagging and stuff.

1255
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,680
He goes, dude, man, everybody's passed out.

1256
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:18,680
Wake up, man.

1257
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:19,680
Wake up.

1258
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:20,680
So I'm like, I wake up.

1259
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:21,680
I'm like, fuck, dude, my head hurts.

1260
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,100
He goes, come on, man, we got evil to do.

1261
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:26,680
So he started off with my brother.

1262
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,760
He went over there and started kicking him and taking his sock and putting it in his

1263
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:30,760
mouth.

1264
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:31,760
Right.

1265
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,920
He took his sock off and stuck it in John's mouth.

1266
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,660
And John was so pissed.

1267
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,080
He chased him all around that house.

1268
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:42,520
He tore up Brian's mom's closet, tore up a bunch of dresses trying to get to Davey.

1269
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,800
Brian was in so much trouble after that, too.

1270
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:51,740
John ripped every one of her dresses, her fancy dresses and hurt her closet significantly

1271
01:12:51,740 --> 01:12:53,380
trying to kill Davey.

1272
01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:54,920
So Davey somehow got away from that.

1273
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,040
He hid up in the corner and John was still drunk.

1274
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,040
He couldn't find him.

1275
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,520
So he went back to bed.

1276
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,440
So me, I told Davey, I said, we need to lay off John.

1277
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:03,800
OK, he's going to kill one of us.

1278
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,600
She's like, he's like, OK.

1279
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:13,240
So we start looking around and Brian was in there with a love interest in in one of the

1280
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:17,720
bedrooms and we grabbed the fire extinguisher and fire extinguish them.

1281
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,880
Do you remember that?

1282
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:23,840
The whole I don't remember that part.

1283
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:30,840
All I remember is I woke up in the front out in the yard the next day.

1284
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,400
I said, all I remember.

1285
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,720
OK, well, you got away with it because you're out in the yard and we didn't know where you

1286
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:36,720
were.

1287
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,680
Otherwise, Davey would have went after you, too, like he went after me and everybody else.

1288
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,000
No one's sacred.

1289
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:47,840
So the whole room is white with that fire extinguisher form foam.

1290
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:51,240
And you know, Brian was mad because he didn't get to what he wanted to do.

1291
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:54,380
And I would have been mad, too, like, motherfucker, you just blocked me.

1292
01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:56,320
You think that this chick now is going to do anything.

1293
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:58,920
She's covered in this white foam and so am I.

1294
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,000
So that's rude.

1295
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:08,960
And also, I was saying that I do not remember if I was in on the answers or not.

1296
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,960
You might have been.

1297
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:10,960
I can't remember.

1298
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:11,960
That's why I asked you.

1299
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:12,960
I don't remember.

1300
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:17,020
OK, well, it was a hell of a night.

1301
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:21,140
If you were, if you were, you'll remember this next part.

1302
01:14:21,140 --> 01:14:22,880
So Brian's pissed as hell.

1303
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,280
Fuck, guys, this is my parents house.

1304
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,520
Man, I got to fix all this shit.

1305
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,200
And he didn't even know about the closet yet.

1306
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:34,460
The next day, he found out about the closet because his mom said, who's been in my room

1307
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:36,120
and in my closet?

1308
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,880
And Brian's like, oh, shit, come here right now.

1309
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,520
He goes in there and everything's torn.

1310
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,520
Her dresses are all torn and on the floor.

1311
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,400
Her you know how they have those.

1312
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,400
What do you call it?

1313
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,200
Hamper like things in there.

1314
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,160
They're all toward a piss.

1315
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,920
The wall had a couple of holes in it.

1316
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,760
Oh, she was furious and she had a right to be.

1317
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,960
So anyhow, so he got in a lot of trouble over that.

1318
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:06,040
But he so Davey's like, all right, we leave that.

1319
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,040
And Brian still pissed.

1320
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:09,480
But he didn't kick anyone out to his credit.

1321
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,060
He could have because said, everyone, you fucks get out.

1322
01:15:12,060 --> 01:15:13,060
But he didn't.

1323
01:15:13,060 --> 01:15:21,320
I remember Brian being pissed because I come stumbling in the door in the middle of that.

1324
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:22,320
I remember that.

1325
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:24,120
OK, then you were OK.

1326
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:32,060
Now, do you remember the part when we found BJ lying on the ground with a bottle of pure

1327
01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:36,240
gray next to his head?

1328
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,240
You remember that at all?

1329
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,840
That that might be why I was out in the yard.

1330
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:45,040
Probably where's BJ?

1331
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:49,360
This was just so horrific, but so funny.

1332
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,160
I mean, I would hate to have been him.

1333
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:55,600
But BJ's lying there just passed out face first.

1334
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,600
Davey starts looking around.

1335
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,680
I'm like, what the hell is he going to do?

1336
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:04,640
He finds this big board, this board that's like three foot long and about one and a half

1337
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,300
foot wide and about probably three inches thick.

1338
01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:08,300
This big ass board.

1339
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:10,320
It probably came out of his mom's closet.

1340
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,320
I don't know.

1341
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:18,000
So he grabs this board and he goes, all right, Mark, he's getting ready to take aim on his

1342
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,400
ass and he takes his board all way above in the air.

1343
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,120
He's coming down with all his might on BJ's ass with this board.

1344
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:25,680
And he goes, it's a count of three.

1345
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,720
Shut the light off.

1346
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:32,280
So he comes down, zoom three, boom, shut the light off.

1347
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:33,620
Bam.

1348
01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:35,880
So we're sitting there and I start giggling.

1349
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:36,880
I can't help it.

1350
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:40,520
I'm like, oh my God, BJ just woke up and his ass is killing him and he can't see it.

1351
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:44,000
His butt's dark and he's smashed and we couldn't hear anything.

1352
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,280
I'm like, fuck, I think he killed him.

1353
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:49,680
So I kept snickering.

1354
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,440
So finally I turned the light on.

1355
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,880
Davey wanted me to leave it and we sneak out, but I could not help it.

1356
01:16:54,880 --> 01:17:02,280
So anyway, I turned the light on and BJ's on his knees with his mouth open in a frozen

1357
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,280
scream.

1358
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:05,000
He hurt so bad he couldn't scream.

1359
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,000
He couldn't make a sound.

1360
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:14,480
And he's just there going, without a sound.

1361
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:18,240
And then BJ says, I got a puke.

1362
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:23,180
So he crawls to the shitter and he starts puking and Davey started throwing ammonia

1363
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:24,960
on his head.

1364
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,600
They kept sucking the puke back.

1365
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,520
Yeah, that could have fucking killed him, man.

1366
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,000
Davey's like the mad scientist.

1367
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,880
I'm like, dude, come on, come on, settle down.

1368
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:36,200
He was evil that night.

1369
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,200
Oh my God.

1370
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:42,240
And per BJ, every time he'd go to puke, Davey would throw a little ammonia on his head and

1371
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:47,240
he'd suck it back in.

1372
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:51,720
Wonder BJ talked to us at all after that, honestly.

1373
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:52,720
Wow.

1374
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,720
Yeah, that was something else.

1375
01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:00,720
And that is why, that is why at Davey's house at night I would go sleep in the garage.

1376
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:04,040
I would sneak out the back and I go sleep in the garage.

1377
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:06,480
And if I thought he would find me there, I would go home.

1378
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,120
What now?

1379
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:11,520
And I am still friends with BJ on Facebook.

1380
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,520
I am too.

1381
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:18,320
He says he listens to the show every now and then, so we'll find out if he listens to this

1382
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,320
one, won't he?

1383
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,320
I'd like to have him.

1384
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,320
I haven't even, I haven't even asked him that.

1385
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,320
I'll hit him up.

1386
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,320
Yeah, ask him about that.

1387
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,320
He'll tell you.

1388
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:25,320
Don't worry, talk him out on the podcast.

1389
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:26,320
I don't even know if he realizes it's me.

1390
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:39,280
He may not have, but I'll tell you what, man, tell him when you hit him up with that, say,

1391
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:43,280
hey, come on the podcast and tell your story if you want.

1392
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,520
I want to hear it from him.

1393
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:45,520
I want to hear it from him.

1394
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,520
It would be all torture.

1395
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,520
It would be all torture.

1396
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:48,520
Oh, you know, I'm not sure if he would get mad again.

1397
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,520
That little guy survived every night.

1398
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:50,520
He was a little guy.

1399
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:51,520
He was a little guy.

1400
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,520
He was a little guy.

1401
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,520
He was a little guy.

1402
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:56,520
He was a little guy, but he didn't get mad again.

1403
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,480
That little guy survived every bit of it and gave every bit of it right back.

1404
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:04,560
We used to rack the shit out of him, take a pair of pliers to his foreskin, kick him

1405
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:12,920
in the ass as hard as we could, give him Indian sunburns, Native American sunburns.

1406
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:16,680
I was glad when DJ come along.

1407
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,680
He was getting all the heat.

1408
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:18,680
He was smaller than me.

1409
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:19,680
He was smaller than me.

1410
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:20,680
Yep.

1411
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:25,200
And we started picking on him.

1412
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,200
Yep.

1413
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:29,240
And it didn't stop for a long, long time.

1414
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,280
Oh, yeah.

1415
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,280
Yep.

1416
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:37,200
So anyhow, that's pretty I took that story to great lengths.

1417
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:38,240
You got something, Rob?

1418
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,960
You want to hang up on this bitch?

1419
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,040
Anything at all?

1420
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,080
You got any more stories you want to get to?

1421
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:44,720
It's getting late.

1422
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:45,720
All righty.

1423
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,440
Let's call this thing a wrap and tell hi, Grandma Opal.

1424
01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:50,440
Hi, Jimmy.

1425
01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:51,440
Hi, Ricky.

1426
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:52,440
You got three weeks.

1427
01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:53,440
Love you guys.

1428
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,440
Hi, Grandma.

1429
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:55,440
Hi, Jimmy.

1430
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,880
Hi, Ricky.

1431
01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:59,760
Send me an email, please.

1432
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,920
I want to keep saying Grandma Opal's name.

1433
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:03,560
We love her.

1434
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:05,360
We hope she's still doing.

1435
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,840
But above all, we want to know she's doing OK.

1436
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,000
Yeah.

1437
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,000
Just send us a message.

1438
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
Say, hey, she's fine.

1439
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Don't worry about it.

1440
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,000
Something.

1441
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,760
So anyhow, three more weeks and then we decided.

1442
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,120
Isn't it three more weeks?

1443
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:19,120
Yeah.

1444
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,120
Three more.

1445
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:21,120
Three more.

1446
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:22,120
They got to respond.

1447
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,600
Other than that, we're going to stop doing it and it breaks our heart because we love

1448
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:25,600
doing that.

1449
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:26,600
So.

1450
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,600
All righty, everybody.

1451
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:33,360
Thank you, assholes, and have a good night, assholes.

1452
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,360
Good night, assholes.

1453
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,040
Oh, no.

1454
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,120
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1455
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,960
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1456
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,800
Fear not, assholes.

1457
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:51,800
I'll be back invading your ear holes soon.