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Recorded live from the historic River Market area in downtown Kansas City proper near the banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, we give you the Sports Bastards.

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These sports bastards, I have a deaf neighbor and he told me he hates this show and he can't even hear it. That'll tell you how good this show is. A deaf person fucking hates it.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

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Any bullet points left over from what we did before?

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You know what, I've got some stuff. Before we get into the music creeps, I've got the 10 biggest draft busts.

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I believe it was CBS Sports.com. Then I have some more Chris Collenworth's John Madden horrible quotes.

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Do you want to start with the biggest busts?

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Sure.

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Okay, this is a pretty good list. They covered some stuff that I even forgot about.

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Okay, number 10 on the list is quarterback Rich Campbell, number 6 overall to the Green Bay Packers.

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Rich Campbell.

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Rich Campbell.

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Tony Mandrich is associated with the Packers draft busts, but he isn't the biggest one in the history of their own franchise. The Packers took a quarterback in the 6th overall pick who never started a game for them.

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Campbell is the only quarterback selected in the top 30 from 1970 to 2019 to have never started a game. Playing just 6 games and, yeah, look him up because I remember a little bit about it but not a whole lot because it was just right before our time I think.

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Before we started giving a shit about football, you know.

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So, playing just 6 games and completing 45.6% of his passes for 386 yards, 3 touchdowns and 9 interceptions.

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The Packers didn't select a quarterback in the first round until Aaron Rodgers in 2005 after the Campbell experiment. It sounds like the Chiefs after Steve Fuller and Todd Blackledge.

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Yeah, that really burned out, didn't it?

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Yeah, they didn't pick one for years. As a matter of fact, the first number one draft pick that, you know, not overall but our first number one that we picked was Patrick Mahomes after that.

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Exactly. Yeah.

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Yeah, and it took people like Brett Veach and Andy Reid to go and fuck that curse. We're going to beat it, and they did.

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Yeah, you can get out from under the curse as long as you quit believing in it and just don't respect it anymore and go, you know, screw that.

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Yeah, I suggest that for the Chicago Bears.

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Just move on. The goat didn't go to you. The goat's dead.

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Because people are saying that the goat curse from the Cubs went over to Soldier Field now.

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I think it's just stupid office.

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So, anyhow.

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Okay, number nine is the Los Angeles Rams running back Lawrence Phillips. Number six overall.

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Yeah, yeah, remember?

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That guy had so much trouble.

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Oh, geez. I mean, he had the talent. He just could never stop being in trouble.

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What I remember from him was, I'll maybe jump in your story. I'll stop.

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Oh, no, no. No, go ahead. No, go ahead.

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Oh, okay. Well, what I remember from him was it was a lot of domestic battery and assault.

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Beating up girlfriends or even just women who weren't his girlfriends.

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It was Nebraska, I think you came from.

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Nebraska.

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It was coming up there.

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Nebraska. I think he was a Tom Osborne product, wasn't he? Osborne, Tom Osborne.

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Yeah. That's back when Nebraska was balling.

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Even after he was out of football, I think he was convicted on an armed robbery charge or something.

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He probably straightened himself up.

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No, he didn't. He didn't. I remember that. He did not. As a matter of fact, people are like, what the hell?

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You know, because they thought like he kind of straightened. It seemed like he straightened his stuff up for a couple of years.

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Yeah. Or at least the last I knew, the last I heard of him was that robbery charge.

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And that was I didn't remember hearing about him ever again. Have you?

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No, no. I think I'd have to go look him up to find out anything.

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So either that he's been put away or he's decided to keep his nose clean, one of the two.

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Yeah. OK, well, here's what it says here. The Rams who hailed the same in St. Louis at the time ignored the red flag regarding Phillips and the character issues that surrounded him.

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Phillips was viewed as the best talent in the draft, but teams didn't want to take the risk.

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They traded future Hall of Famer Jerome Bettis because they thought so highly of Phillips.

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Can you believe that?

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I didn't. That's the part.

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Yeah, that's the part that I forgot about, too. That makes it even a whole lot worse.

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The bus. He ended up playing in Kansas City.

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Yeah, he had to stop in Pittsburgh. He had some great success there, too.

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He did really good in Pittsburgh and then they gave us the leftovers, but he still did OK in Kansas City.

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So OK, so anyhow, his problems continued in NFL excessive drinking and jail time doom Phillips after two seasons with the team as he was released in the middle in 1997 season.

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He was out of the league by 1999 after a short stints with the Dolphins and 49ers. I don't remember the 49ers, but I remembered him going to with the Dolphins for briefly.

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I think he barely had a cup of coffee in San Francisco. That was it. That was pretty much it.

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I like that expression.

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Barely had a cup of coffee. He didn't have he didn't even have time to put creamer in it. Yeah, he's just like, OK, I'm gone.

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Number eight Indian Crapple is Colts.

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Sorry, Indy, we have a couple listeners there. I've seen it. Love you guys. Yeah, but your guys, his name is Indian Crapple is I'm sorry.

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Quarterback, all art Schlister number four overall. Do you remember that guy? I don't. Oh, yeah. You remember him barely.

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OK, people talking about it. Yeah. OK.

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The Colts had a few contenders for this honor before Peyton Manning transferred the franchise, which he did.

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But Schlister was an all time bad gambling suspension costume. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cost him the entire 1983 season after a rookie year in which he played just three games and threw for one hundred ninety seven yards and two interceptions.

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Zero touchdowns. Schlister lost the starting job to rookie fourth round pick Mike Pagel.

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And he was the number four overall pick gambling addiction.

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I'm starting to ring some bells. The gambling gambling thing. Yes.

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Because I remember that was a huge deal. So gambling addiction eventually got him released from the Colts in 1985.

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He admitted he gambled during his suspension. Schlister went 0 and 6 as a starter, completing 45 percent of his passes and one thousand and six yards.

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And with three touchdowns and 11 interceptions, the Colts just won 16 games in his in his four seasons there.

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So that's what that's when they were really horrible. And oh, this next one you're going to love.

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Sit number seven is Seattle Seahawks. Rick Myrer, mirror. Oh, from Notre Dame.

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Yes, I think it's pronounced Myrer or is it mirror? Yeah, I think it's Myrer. I think Myrer. Yeah.

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Myrer had four four four years in Seattle, completing 53.4 percent of his passes for nine thousand and ninety four yards with 41 touchdowns and 56 interceptions.

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Sixty five point two rating, which is that good?

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Although he set NFL rookie records in completion in yards, Myrer wasn't the answer the Seahawks were looking for.

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And the stats proved it out of one hundred ninety five quarterbacks with fifteen hundred pass attempts.

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Myrer ranks one hundred and eighty first in passer rating and one hundred ninety third in yards per attempt.

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He played in the NFL until 2003. When he had backup, who was he a backup to?

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He actually came in and did good as a backup. And I can't remember what team that was with.

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I remember seeing him in a Bears uniform. Maybe it was Bears. He came in and won a couple of crucial games one year.

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I think it could have been the Patriots. Yeah, I think you're right. OK.

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Anyhow, yeah, Rick Myrer, I remember him. Myrer, it's like kind of like Farber.

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Yeah. Or Giga Field. No, yes. Yeah, Giga Field.

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Sounds like you're sneezing. It does. Do you need a tissue?

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No, I'm just I'm just saying the chief's new field name.

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All right. Number six, Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Huey Richardson, number 16 Huey Richardson.

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I remember a little bit about him.

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Nineteen ninety one. Richardson played just five games with the Steelers before Bill Cower had seen enough.

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Cower didn't draft Richardson, but the linebacker showed nothing that was worth keeping around.

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He had no tackles and no sacks NFL career that lasted just 16 games over the span of two seasons.

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Pittsburgh dealt Richardson for a seventh round pick after his rookie season.

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And that was the end of his tenure.

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Wow. He is very forgettable because he just he never did anything.

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And he he was just like just a flash.

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I mean, really, he played in half the games each season and he didn't do anything and you never seen him again.

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And I mean, so he was very forgettable. It wasn't like a quarterback pick number one or something.

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You know, he just kind of blended in with the rest of them.

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So, yeah, it's kind of odd for Pittsburgh, though.

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They're known for good quarterback. Well, this was a bunch of Hall of Famers.

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This was this guy was a linebacker, though.

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Yeah. Oh, OK. I get what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah.

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I get I get what you're saying. OK. Yeah.

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This was before Cowher, though, because after shit, I can't think of the guy's name when Brad Shaw was in there.

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The head coach, he won a lot of Dallas Chuck Noll Chuck Noll.

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Yeah. After Chuck Noll, they were in La La Land until they got Cowher pretty much.

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Yeah, exactly. So whoever was there before Cowher drafted this guy.

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So that probably explains it all. So, yeah.

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Number five, New York Jets defensive lineman Vernon Goldston.

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Oh, yeah. Yes. Yep. Number six overall in 2008, the Jets had their fair share of draft bus in recent years.

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None was as large as Goldston.

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New York was deceived by Goldston's amazing combine and thought he was going to be a dominant pass rusher for the next decade.

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Instead, Goldston never recorded a sack nor forced a fumble in his NFL career.

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Finishing with just 42 tackles in three seasons, he was out of the league after three seasons in 2008.

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Draft didn't have a great pass rushers and New York took the worst of the bunch with the highest pick.

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Yeah, I remember him quite a bit because they really thought that he was going to be like a phenomenal pass rusher.

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He's going to be, I don't know, a Derek Thomas, if you will, or even a yeah.

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What's his name? Taylor. Shit, I can't think. Lawrence Taylor. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember him being compared to Lawrence Taylor.

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And of course, nothing. So this next that is age. Well, did it? No, it did not. No, it did not.

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Oh, man. Is Lawrence Taylor even alive still? I think he is.

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And he. Oh, yeah, I think he is. I think he is.

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I mean, did he clean up any? I don't know if he ever did or not.

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Oh, well, that'd be the roof looking up. Yeah, it would be number four Cincinnati Bengals quarterback, Aliki Smith.

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Number three overall, 1999. Remember him? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Aliki Smith. I think it's Aliki. It could be a Kylie. But I thought it was Aliki, wasn't it?

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I'm remembering Achille. Achille, I think is it like Achilles tendon. That's right. That's right.

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It was Achille. OK. And also it's felt like it should be Achille. It's Aki L.I. You're right.

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OK. OK. Smith is the winner of bad first round picks the Bengals made in the 1990s,

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Smith held out a training camp due to a contract dispute, and the Bengals just gave him 15 starts before they had enough.

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Smith. Damn it, my pages. OK, I stapled the wrong end of it. I apologize.

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So I'm like, what the hell? OK, completed just 47 percent of his passes with five touchdowns and 10 interceptions,

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55.1 rating in those starts before being benched for good.

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The Bengals went just three and twelve and Smith's 15 starts. He completed forty six point six percent of his passes for five touchdowns.

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Thirteen interceptions for a fifty two point eight passer rating. Yeah.

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Yeah. In just 22 games, he was released in 2003, never playing in league again. And I can see why.

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A 52 passer rating. I think you could go out and like, I don't know, make one pass out of 30

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and and be above a 52. I mean, that's yeah, I would think that's almost hard to get a 52 is hard to get,

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especially over a span of a few games. I mean, you had to just been doing nothing.

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Yeah, I'm not sure what all goes into the calculation of the quarterback rating, but I'm going to be in the versus incompletion.

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Yeah. And also touchdowns versus interceptions figure into there.

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Yeah. And rushing touchdowns, believe it or not, don't count. It's all passing.

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Yeah. Isn't that weird? So a rushing touchdown like Lamar Jackson, he's got a great rating, but some of them,

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a lot of me don't get credit because he ran them in and he still got like a one twenty seven rating.

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So that's pretty damn good. So or he may not run him in anymore.

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He might just give the rock to Derrick Henry and go, you know what? I don't do that anymore.

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, at some point, John Harbaugh is going to go, no, you don't do that anymore.

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You know, you know how much money we spent on you, dude.

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That's what that guy over there is. That guy over there is the guy you give the rock to.

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You get rid of it. So OK, number three, New Orleans Saints, Russell,

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X, Lebanon, X, Ersleben, E, R, X, L, E, B, E, N, Ersleben.

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I think Ersleben, Ersleben. That's it. Russell Ersleben or Lebanon.

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Ersleben not memorable that we don't even know how to pronounce his name.

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No, it's E, R, X, L, E, B, E, N. I think Ersleben or Lebanon.

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Ersleben, what a weird name. Number 11 overall, 1979.

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The Saints took a punter. Yes, a punter in the first round of the NFL.

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Like, remember Janikowski? The Raiders took him first.

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He panned out, though, in the first round when he wasn't doing GHB

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and like slipping in people's drinks, he was OK.

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Way back in the day, the Raiders also picked punter Ray Guy with the first overall pick.

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Oh, yeah, I remember that. What a stupid name.

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He worked out to be really good because they needed a really good punter.

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Back then, the Raiders thing was they didn't succeed on a lot of drives.

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But when they did, it was a long pass for a touchdown.

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Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

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Let's see. I was trying to think.

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Damn it. I had a point I was going to and I frickin' forgot it.

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Hall of Famer Kellan Winslow was selected two picks after Exlerbinn.

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Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

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So yeah, about egg on your face.

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Oh, yeah. Geez. Oh, oh, I remember what I was going to say.

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Did you hear about Harrison Bucker?

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I did not. He's out for at least three or four weeks.

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He has a serious knee injury.

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They signed a guy a guy off of somebody's practice squad, the Jets.

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So hopefully the guy's decent, the guy from the Jets practice squad.

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But I would like to remind everybody Harrison Bucker came from the Eagles practice squad when our guy went down.

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Was it Santos or was it someone after that?

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I think it was Suckup got hurt and we're like, oh, shit, everything's ruined.

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And then we got Bucker and we're like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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This guy's better. Yeah.

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So, you know, if this guy can just make the chip shots and maybe a little bit, I don't know, maybe a 40 yarder, we're fine.

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We got to start finding the end zone anyhow.

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That's just the way it is. So and especially against the Bills, we're going to have to find the end zone anyhow.

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So there you go.

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Well, you know, Justin Reed can place kick.

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I know he kicked before when Bucker was out. He kicked like a 60 yarder, didn't he?

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, he may be he might be the secret sauce when they really need one.

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Yeah. This other guy might be doing Bucker getting hurt.

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How did he get hurt? It didn't say it didn't say in the article.

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Just said he had a serious knee injury. So I'm calling it bar fight.

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Bar fight. Yep. Yeah.

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Rumor has it he took a bottle after someone.

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He crashed a bottle and took it to their throat and they hit him.

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They Nancy Kerrigan him. Yeah. Yeah.

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So, oh, no, no, no, no angry at him for for his conservative views and blamed him for Trump's win.

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Yeah, that's it. Nancy Kerrigan on his leg.

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Either that or his Raider fan. Who knows?

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Or Bengals fan or Ravens fan or Bills man. Yeah. You name them.

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San Francisco. No, it was a 49er fan. Nancy Kerrigan.

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He was walking into Arrowhead and the assailant with a brown bag over his head, kind of like the unknown comic.

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Look it up. Cracked him in the fucking knee. That's what happened. Yep.

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Allegedly. What a world. What a world. What a world.

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So and if you don't know Nancy Kerrigan, Google it.

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If you don't know the unknown, unknown, I can't speak. Unknown comic. Google it.

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All right. Number two, Las Vegas Raiders.

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And you talked about this guy not too long ago. Jamarcus Russell.

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Number one overall. Yeah. Well, I'm going to read what it says, but you already told the story behind it.

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The real story. And if anyone remembers, he got screwed.

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So anyhow, one of the biggest busts in league history, Russell was a colossal failure in Oakland.

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Not only did Russell hold out in his rookie season, he batted off field problems and weight issues.

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Russell completed just 52.1 percent of his passes for 4083 yards with 18 touchdowns to 23 interceptions in three seasons with the Raiders before being run out of the league.

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Making thirty one point five million guaranteed. Isn't that great? Yeah. From his rookie deal.

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I hope he did OK financially because he got he got no chance to play football in the league.

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No honest shot. You know, normally I would I would say thirty one point five million.

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There's no way. But bigger, bigger amounts of money been squandered by athletes.

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So I hope he did, too. I hope he got a financial adviser and and did some investments, businesses or something.

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I think that's one of the first things they do when they get a huge contracts, get a financial adviser.

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Otherwise, you're going to get aid up with taxes. Yeah.

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You got to start spreading that money around or the government will take it.

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So he finished with the lowest quarterback rating, lowest completion percentage, fewest passing touchdowns and fewest passing yards among qualifying quarterbacks.

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Yeah, we knew this, though. This is a Jamarcus Russell was a was kind of a big story because they were so sure that he was going to be huge.

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Remember? Yeah. Yeah. So anyhow. OK.

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And number one, and this could be predicted Los Angeles Chargers quarterback Ryan Leif.

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He was San Diego at the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The meth head and everything else.

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Remember when he got after a power quit it. Stop it. Yep. Because the reporters were. Yeah.

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I think it's been coming into the league with he had a big drinking problem. He did.

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It just degenerated from there and other substances. But it started with the drinking problem.

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Yeah. And he never did pan out. Philip Rivers came in behind him and did a really good job.

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But Philip Rivers was an oh, no, no, it wasn't Philip Rivers yet.

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It was Breeze Drew Breeze came in behind him. Yes, that's right.

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Drew Breeze is like a third round pick or something. One knee. He was down there a little ways.

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Yeah. He was expected to be, you know, mediocre kind of, you know, bridge player back.

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Yeah. And he turned out to be quite the starter. Yeah. Yeah.

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And the only problem with Drew Breeze in San Diego is he was playing under Marty Schottenheimer.

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Yeah. And then Spanos, the owner of the Chargers, I believe, got infuriated when Marty Schottenheimer

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tried to hire his brother for defensive coordinator, Kurt Schottenheimer.

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And he said, you know, you went 14 and two and you didn't make it to you lost the first playoff game.

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Now you're trying to hire your fucking brother. And he fired him. Yeah.

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But I still think the people that contend he was already with Alzheimer's and already did questionable stuff.

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I think that might have been true. What do you think? Yeah, I definitely I definitely can see that because it's such a slow progressive disease that you need to go back years

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before you really see it, you know, taking obvious effect. Yeah. Start looking at stuff because it could have just been intermittent here and there just enough to screw things up. Yeah.

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And our minds are pretty good at rationalizing what we've already done. He probably was just he wasn't even thinking, you know, gee, why did I do that?

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He was just thinking, well, I must have had a reason. You know what? It was the disease.

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The rationalizing. You're right. The mind does that. The mind makes it good for you.

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The mind's like, oh, you did this because of this. Remember? And, you know, it's glorified thinking or whatever revisionist thinking that you do on your own.

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You're right. So in his own thought and world, he was like, yeah, OK, that was a good move.

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It just didn't work out. Just like when he came in that playoff game and they had this they knew the winning formula.

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They knew the secret sauce and they're all on board and everyone's practicing it all week in the day of the game or the day before.

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He changes everything that would be consistent with someone with someone like Alzheimer's or dementia or something.

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So, yeah, I think it started in Kansas City and progressed worse and worse.

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And he's passed on now. But I remember they did an article, not an article, but actually a news snippet or whatever.

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I think it was ESPN and they they talked to Marty Scheinheimer and they go, Marty, do you remember football?

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Football. I'm serious. It was sad. Yeah. Yeah. Football. Do you remember being a football coach, Marty?

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No, it was it was sad. He remembered nothing at that point.

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The only thing he remembered his wife, Pat, and they go, Marty, who's your wife?

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He goes, Pat. And then they start asking him some other questions, you know, about football.

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And he had no recollection. So anyhow, it was a sad deal. Yeah.

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It was really weird seeing this once big guy. I mean, even when he is a coach, he is a big guy. Yeah.

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Yeah. And he was hard nosed and tough. He was the kind of guy that if he told you to do something, you fucking do it.

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You know, like, OK, Marty, I'm on it. He played linebacker, didn't he? Yes.

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At least in college, maybe even a shot at the pros.

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I think he had a drink, a cup of coffee again. That that expression in the pros.

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I'm picturing him in a Cleveland Browns uniform.

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He coached the Browns before us, before Kansas City, Bernie Kozar, I believe, and that whole gang.

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Yeah. Yeah. He did well there. But then again, he fell short in the playoffs.

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And oh shit. What was that shitty ass owner of theirs? Art Modell.

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Yeah. Art Modell got rid of them and then got somebody even worse.

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So anyhow, yeah. So anyhow, that's the end of the list.

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I could have went into Ryan Leaf's stats, but we all know he sucked.

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We know he's number one that you don't need to know anything else. Google it. Yeah.

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So all right. Do you have something you want to go into or do you want to do the Chris Collinsworth, John Madden?

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What was the first choice? The Chris Collinsworth, John Madden.

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They're both together. Yeah. OK.

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And then there's one Greg Olson, too, but the rest are Collinsworth and Madden quotes.

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OK, so the whole thing, the whole object of this sports master's things is we make fun of the horrible,

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the dumbest things that commentators say. And I mean, in full disclosure, though, they have all this time to fill.

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Right. Wouldn't it be easy to say something stupid like this? Yeah.

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You're bound to say a few things. Yeah.

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Yeah. This is unscripted. You're sitting there and the ballgame is going shitty and it's boring.

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So you got to come up with stuff on the spot, make it interesting.

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And, you know, Chris Collinsworth says something homoerotic and then John Madden says something just obvious.

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Yeah. If you win, it's a win. If you lose, it's a loss. You know, so.

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No, I don't think Chris is homosexual at all. I just think that he does.

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He he doesn't know how to word stuff properly because everybody has a dirty mind except him, I guess.

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So he doesn't really hear what he's saying, does he?

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No, he doesn't. I'll bet you he cringes afterwards.

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And when he reads the Internet, he's probably like, oh, well, there's been a few times.

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And damn it, who's this sidekick? Toreco, Mike Toreco.

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And before Al Michaels, they would kind of like and then kind of go into something else that meant.

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Forget that. You know, do you remember what I'm saying?

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They kind of clear their throat, kind of like, OK, moving on, you know, pretty much like that.

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And, you know, that's on the seven seconds delay.

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Maybe that clearing of the throat is, you know, hey, hit the button that dumps the last seven seconds.

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Oh, that could be that throat clearing could be it could be like it could be recorded in that seven seconds.

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It'd be like, OK, do a throat clearing and no one will think anything about it.

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You know, allergies. Yeah. So it's like a seven second buffer.

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And they can just they can with now I'm sure it's a click of a mouse, but you can you can dump that seven seconds.

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You have to fill in for the regain it.

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But yeah, you said something wrong in there. It's gone forever.

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Yeah, yeah. And they have the ability on the spot to fill in to now.

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You know, you have to catch up with the seven seconds and all that.

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But so in other words, everything runs at least seven seconds.

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There had been morning shows like both Love Sponge and some other ones,

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some of the like the most controversial ones that they ran 13 seconds on because they were that afraid of what they're going to say.

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So but generally at seven seconds and that goes with the it's like sevens kind of like the key,

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the seven dirty words that you cannot say on the air that will get you fired from everywhere and banned forever.

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Yeah. Yeah. And anyhow, I love George Carlin's making fun of him.

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Oh, my gosh. And and a lot of radio shows have done this.

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But one of the funniest things is whenever they say cock and cock, you know, and then one of them, they bleep.

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Yeah, they go, hey, look at my cock. Doesn't he have a great mane or whatever?

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Yeah, he's a great bird. And then, hey, look at my cock beep.

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And it's like, how come I got beat? Well, it's because your intent.

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What do you mean my intent? It's the same word.

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Well, the FCC doesn't like that because you said it in a certain way.

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What do you mean? I said it and they did it.

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All these words that have to like Dick, it's like, hey, here's my friend, Dick.

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Man, that guy's a dick beep. It's like, hey, it's funny.

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I've heard it on many different morning shows and it gets a point across very well.

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It's like, what a double standard that the FCC does.

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And I'm sure there's an AI that's doing all that now trying to figure out exactly what you meant.

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And oh, I'm sure there is, too. It's all AI, I'm sure.

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Now, I mean, I love AI, all these different voices I get to make like the Harambe bit.

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Hey, did you hear the new one I did? Yeah. Yeah. Did you like that?

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The Harambe used to listen to our first show, two dipshits and a cheap radio shack, Tandy recorder.

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Oh, no, I haven't heard that one. I say it four times in that bit.

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It's so annoying. I go Harambe used to listen to our first show, two dipshits and a cheap radio shack, Tandy recorder.

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Harambe doesn't listen to our first show and two dipshits and a cheap radio shack, Tandy recorder anymore.

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Now, why doesn't Harambe listen to our first show, two dipshits and a cheap radio shack, Tandy recorder?

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It is it's just the kind of thing that makes you want to punch the fucking screen.

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People probably got to listen that and it was in their head the rest of the day.

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They're like, fuck, how do I get rid of this shit? So, OK, we'll go on to this.

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OK, the number one comment goes to Chris Collins worth.

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OK, this is when it really gets hard. Bosa is always coming on the back end.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's all.

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Like I said, the awful.

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He must be as pure as pure as the driven snow, not realizing what he just said.

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I mean in the middle of that would you like be like oh

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Hit the dome, you know

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Okay, the next one he must really like Joey Bosa that's Bosa creating pressure that gives other opportunity

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He's always sucking somebody off

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That was Chris Collins work too

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How would you like to be Bosa what the fuck

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Yeah, if you're speaking on television you pretty much never use the word suck it just you know, there's other words you can use

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It's supposed to be let's see they they have a word for suck

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Stinks they say say say stinks instead of sucks. Oh this guy sucks. You're supposed to say that guy stinks

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That it's it's supposed to be an alternate word cuz suck has so many connotations, you know, yeah

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Yeah, they don't like you saying suck because that can go anywhere obviously like it did on this

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He's always sucking somebody off does not sound very good

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Okay, next one this is Collins worth also I don't want to compare him to Ray Lewis proceeds to compare him to Ray Lewis

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He's done that

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Yeah, he's I don't want to compare to Ray Lewis and then he starts talking about how he's just like Ray Lewis

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And I've heard Collins work do that before I don't want to compare to somebody then he starts comparing him

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And it's like I thought you didn't want to

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so anyhow

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Collins worth also said this Lamar just got scissored. Oh

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Yeah, yeah, I remember I actually remember that one I remember that one I'm like, oh that's gonna make the press

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Okay, this is a two-parter. This is a conversation Greg Olson says five down and three linebackers

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Kevin Burkhart impressive counting

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You talk about a wry smart-ass answer

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I don't think he liked I don't think he liked Greg Olson very well

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This is one of my favorite by John Madden and I've heard this before if they don't win they'll lose

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I've heard him say that a couple of times if they don't win they're gonna lose

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I've heard him say that a couple of times if they don't win they're gonna lose so weird. Yeah

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Again he's filling space he is an old man and his fill in space. He didn't know what you know

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Okay, when you put 12 guys on the field, they should be 12 guys

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Terry Bradshaw

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Hmm what are you trying to say?

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I think maybe there's 13 guys on the field or 11. It didn't tell what context is just stupid quotes

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So I bet you there are 13 guys on the field

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They threw the flag and he goes when you put 12 guys on the field, they should be 12 guys

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That's the way I think it was meant wouldn't it wouldn't that be most logical?

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Yeah, that's the only way it really makes sense unless one of them was a woman

398
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Yeah, that's true. It could be

399
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,700
But how likely is that?

400
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,700
but how likely is that

401
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:47,780
Yeah, yeah that probably not this one I love is by Greg Olson owns this one

402
00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:52,780
I don't I don't think the line the linebacker lying on the ground made the tackle. Oh

403
00:37:54,380 --> 00:38:00,820
No, no, that's Chris Collins worth. Sorry. I don't think the linebacker lying on the ground made the tackle. Yeah

404
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:07,440
I would say so since the tackle was probably 10 yards away and he's on the ground

405
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:13,980
This next one is Greg Olson if I had a crystal ball, I would tell you who is gonna win beforehand

406
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,260
And that was Greg Olson

407
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:28,940
This next one is good because I've heard the phrase before like bad company has a song that says it I think rock and roll fantasy

408
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:33,260
This is John madness said this the crowd was so loud. You couldn't really hear them

409
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:47,260
No, because bad companies rock and roll fantasies and music so loud you couldn't hear the crowd is what they say in it oh

410
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:53,540
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's similar but not the same thing. Yeah

411
00:38:53,540 --> 00:39:01,500
Um, this last one is Greg Olson and it's really good if you rush for 110 yards that puts you in triple digits

412
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,180
Captain obvious

413
00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,780
Thanks, Greg

414
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:17,620
So what you're telling me 110 is triple digits Greg. Is that what you're saying?

415
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:24,660
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Stop the press. Everybody hold your track. Hold your track. Come here. Come here. Listen to this

416
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:31,860
Okay, all right. Well, do we go into music creeps now or you want to keep doing sports?

417
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:38,700
I don't have any bullet points written out is the problem right now unless you can think of something you want to discuss

418
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:42,940
No, not right off hand. I'm ready to go to the music creep

419
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:47,660
Okay, and then the dad football joke puns we can do next Tuesday

420
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,660
Okay. All right. That's how good

421
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,060
So, yeah, I'm kind of excited about the new music creeps

422
00:39:55,060 --> 00:40:00,460
So there's your second half of the sports bastards like we promised so now here is the music creeps

423
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:05,820
So, all right, you got something you want to go into Topher. I think you do don't you? Yeah

424
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:11,420
Yeah, something that it happened last August, but I just learned about it recently

425
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:13,420
is the

426
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,420
founder of Mesa Boogie

427
00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:22,420
Amplifier company Randall Smith has been fired by his own company

428
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:27,420
Three years ago Mesa Boogie was bought by Gibson

429
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:33,420
And Gibson released a statement saying oh, yeah, he's great. We love him. We're gonna his

430
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:39,420
Inspiration will guide us in the future blah blah, but there's no quote from Randall

431
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:43,420
Smith and no reason given why he's suddenly gone

432
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:50,420
So that kind of tells everybody that there was a big fight in Gibson fired him. I think you're right

433
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:55,420
I mean, I don't know how else that would have parlayed out. I mean, that's the only thing that really makes sense, doesn't it?

434
00:40:56,420 --> 00:41:01,420
Yeah, and that plays into the worst fears of a lot of people when Gibson bought them

435
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:06,420
They were worried that Gibson was gonna change everything about Mesa and

436
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:13,420
They wouldn't have the Mesa sound anymore and Gibson said oh no, no everyone's gonna stay there

437
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:17,420
No one's losing their jobs and well now Randall Smith is gone

438
00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:21,420
I mean, there's the heart and soul behind it. He started the company. Yeah

439
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:28,420
So now I think Mesa is gonna start becoming more of a Gibsonized guitar amp

440
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,420
Yeah, I think I think I think the

441
00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:38,420
Pre-2021 Mesa's are probably getting a lot more valuable than the post. I think you're right

442
00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:42,420
That always happens too. So yeah

443
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:49,420
Yeah, you know big big business swallows smaller business and then it becomes a different product. So

444
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:54,420
Coincidentally, we're talking about John Deere quite a bit and you know

445
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:57,420
And then moving to Mexico the backlash has been something else

446
00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:00,420
They're already talking about coming back to America already

447
00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:06,420
Wow, they haven't even completely moved to Mexico. They just have the place up

448
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,420
It's not even running yet

449
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:15,420
And I guess like every farmer around took some sort of a pledge and like send it into him said I will not buy John Deere

450
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:21,420
I will not buy John Deere and I like it's like thousands of farmers and they go like I own

451
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:24,420
30,000 acres here in Texas and I want to buy a whole bunch of them

452
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:29,420
I own 30,000 acres here in Texas and I will never buy a John Deere product again

453
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:34,420
And then another guy's like I have a hundred thousand acres in Tennessee

454
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:37,420
I will not buy another John Deere again and they send it into them

455
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:45,420
Nice. Yeah, I love that a lot of farmers also will lease or rent the John Deere

456
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:50,420
So the places that you know stock a bunch of them for people to lease and rent

457
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:56,420
They're probably thinking, you know, no one's gonna do it. We've just got this dead inventory here

458
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,420
Yes

459
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:01,420
That was probably part of the threads. We're not gonna rent them or lease them either

460
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:05,420
I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is because they're meaning business

461
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:11,420
So I love it though. You know, I'll tell you what is a strike back and it's excellent

462
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:15,420
It's like okay, you want to do this? Well, here's what we're gonna do

463
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:18,420
And it was an organized effort, which I love more

464
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:25,420
And it's a good lesson, you know, just enough people pushing back in a peaceful way

465
00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:28,420
And look how they're backpedaling

466
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:33,420
Yeah, yep. Yep. And allegedly, I forgot where I read this on

467
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:36,420
But I thought it was a pretty reliable website

468
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:40,420
So if I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but I think I'm right on this. I think it did happen

469
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:44,420
So yeah, it's not April 1st or anything. So it's probably true

470
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:49,420
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. No one would have a reason to make that shit up, you know

471
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:55,420
So anyhow, were you going somewhere else with the Mesa Boogie or do you want to go to something else?

472
00:43:55,420 --> 00:44:01,420
No, that was all I pretty much had. I had looked up some stuff about the history of the company

473
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:11,420
And it's evolution over time, but the basic thing was it's just odd that he started the company

474
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:19,420
And he's been a tartan soul and for some bizarre, undecided reason, suddenly he's thrown out

475
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:25,420
Yeah, usually whenever they do that, they have like a clause

476
00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:31,420
Like they can't get rid of him for 10 years and he has to be vice president of relations, you know what I mean?

477
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:37,420
Oh yeah, yeah, maybe they had to keep him for three years after the takeover

478
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:44,420
And then they were finally able to dump him and now they can use cheaper components

479
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:50,420
Or outsource to China or Singapore or wherever they get stuff now

480
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:54,420
Yeah, I think that that's probably, that could be what happened. I mean it could be anything

481
00:44:54,420 --> 00:45:00,420
But you know, usually whenever they sell a company, they're like, okay, I'm going to sell this all to you

482
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:04,420
But you have to keep me on the payroll for five years or whatever

483
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:09,420
Oh yeah, as far as I know, Mesa has never had any kind of import line

484
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:13,420
It's all been American made and you know, for the high dollar

485
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:20,420
So maybe that's what's coming next is the cheap Chinese import version of Mesa

486
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:26,420
I hope not because people bought Mesa boogies because they were what they were, you know?

487
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:29,420
Yeah, I mean you'll still probably get the good high dollar stuff

488
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:35,420
But it won't be as meaningful anymore because there's cheap ass stuff out there too

489
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:43,420
Yeah, they'll be like the Stratocaster Squire. I think it's a Squire. It's like the overseas version

490
00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:49,420
Imagine if Harley had had a Chinese made import motorcycle with the Harley name on it

491
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,420
It's named Charlie

492
00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:57,420
Hey, you know what? You can't afford a Harley. We got this Charlie over here

493
00:45:57,420 --> 00:45:59,420
I mean, yeah, it looks like it

494
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:09,420
And Charlie, you know, we all know the yeah, you know, they used to call us Charlie, which was really brilliant

495
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:18,420
They studied our language and our names really well, I could tell you that it's like to come up with Charlie

496
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:25,420
All right, well I've got the top 10 music hoaxes

497
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:33,420
According to class music dot com clash CLASH like the band The Clash

498
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:40,420
I remember some of these and I remember not believing a lot of these because I was smarter than that

499
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:43,420
But I know a lot of people are going around going, you know what I mean?

500
00:46:43,420 --> 00:46:46,420
Remember like those rumors that would go around and

501
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:52,420
Yeah, definitely. Yeah, like Rod Stewart and the Chode all that stuff. Remember that?

502
00:46:52,420 --> 00:47:00,420
It was like no that didn't happen. And also they're letting people spread that around because that is free

503
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:03,420
Free publicity you don't have to pay for

504
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:06,420
Yeah, it gets people to remember your name

505
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:11,420
Yeah, it's just like Alice Cooper. Was it killing chickens on stage or something?

506
00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:17,420
And he goes no I didn't but man, I you know, I hope they keep talking about it or something like that

507
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:19,420
Right. He's like let her think I did it

508
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,420
Yeah, he wrote that pretty well, didn't he?

509
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:29,420
He did. He was smart enough to go. Yeah, I I didn't do it. But don't say anything act like I did do it

510
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:36,420
Every kid around like that's a guy that kills chickens on stage. Yeah. Oh shit. I love him

511
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:43,420
Anything to make the parents hate the music? Yeah, the teenagers would buy more of it

512
00:47:43,420 --> 00:47:49,420
I mean Aerosmith thanked the PMRC for putting a warning label on their album

513
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:54,420
Yeah, they said thanks. You just let us sell another million albums

514
00:47:54,420 --> 00:48:00,420
Yeah, that's like putting an R rating on the movie. Yeah, a lot of people are going to see it

515
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:08,420
A G rating or a PG. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it was the same thing and Aerosmith was smart enough to realize this

516
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:12,420
They're like fine put that could you put that on some old albums too, please?

517
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:18,420
That's probably why we had so many reissues of older albums

518
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:24,420
They would reissue them on CD and then they would earn them the label because they would have to get reevaluated

519
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:29,420
I'm sure that was part of it. Yeah, or if not all of it. Yeah, I bet you're right

520
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:34,420
So, yeah, okay for something to happen when you can make it happen yourself

521
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:40,420
Exactly. And then you had idiots like that. I think they called themselves the Washington wives

522
00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:46,420
With tipper Gore and all those fucking idiots. Yep. And I remember

523
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:52,420
Shit I was trying to think of who tore them up so bad and they didn't even understand it

524
00:48:52,420 --> 00:49:02,420
John Denver did. John Denver did. Frank Zappa destroyed them. D. Snyder did

525
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:14,420
Yeah. Yeah, it was excellent because you could see that this PMRC didn't have a clue to what they were saying

526
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:23,420
You know, and it was going to be some great big photo op and yes boost and they ran into a gigantic woodchipper

527
00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:27,420
Yeah, they thought these metal artists per se were stupid

528
00:49:28,420 --> 00:49:36,420
That's what they thought they thought they could walk all over him and these drug inhaling fucking zombies would won't do anything

529
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:40,420
But what they got was these guys were more intelligent than them

530
00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:49,420
And we weren't really and they weren't really into all of their majesty of political office is like screw you guys

531
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:53,420
You're just married to the people who work for us because we voted him in

532
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:59,420
Yeah, and actually I think Al was probably like pitch. Can you please fucking stop that?

533
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:07,420
I'm trying to get on with this Clinton dude for trying to get on the Clinton tip over here and you're fucking things up you bitch

534
00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:15,420
They're divorced now anyhow in that weird I think you're like late 60s. I got a divorce

535
00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:21,420
So anyhow, yeah, anyhow, fuck him. Let's see. Yeah, they're idiots

536
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:29,420
If it has a gore name behind it, it's an idiot. So yeah, pretty much. Yep. Okay

537
00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:35,420
And I don't care if you're Democrat or Republican. I think we can all agree Al Gore and his wife are idiots

538
00:50:35,420 --> 00:50:42,420
Right. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. All right. I think even the biggest liberal will go. Yeah, that guy's that guy's an idiot

539
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:50,420
So yeah. Yeah. All right. Number 10 Coldplay records in space. I remember this one

540
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:57,420
They said they recorded in space complete lie. Yeah. Yeah. Remember that it was a complete lie

541
00:50:57,420 --> 00:51:02,420
We've been searching for the right environment to record the perfect snare drum sound for many years now

542
00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:10,420
And I just got a gut feeling the zero gravity is a place to do that. You know, we figured we just post this one

543
00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:19,420
Verbatim so you could assess it for yourself the amount of stupidity it requires a person they have to actually believe it

544
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:27,420
Oh my god. Stadium pop-boar merchant plagiarist and advocate of global peace Chris Martin

545
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:35,420
They said this not me. Okay, Chris Martin released that that statement to Coldplay.com last April 1st

546
00:51:35,420 --> 00:51:47,420
And even this was just a rare display of Chris's sense of humor clashes all in favor of and that's the website of sending the band into deep space where no one can hear Viva La Vida

547
00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:57,420
I would agree. I would agree. Next one. And I remember this one too. I remember this one well because Oz one was good. Now, I'm sure that didn't happen

548
00:51:57,420 --> 00:52:14,420
But if it does, what the fuck? Bezsor joins Led Zeppelin. Do you remember that one? No. Okay, I'll go into but Zorc also managed to I think in that how you it ended up being

549
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:30,420
The Zorc in there. I think so. I think that's what it ended up being. The Zorc. Okay, but Zorc also managed to surprise global fans by announcing she would replace Robert Plant on vocal duties and with the Led Zeppelin for a tour in June

550
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:41,420
Now, this is supposed to be, of course, a reunion tour that the reunion tour wasn't even in the works at all. They had no plans on doing it. But they made up a reunion tour

551
00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:52,420
So like when they found out Bezsor wasn't part of it, they were happy. Oh good. It's gonna be Robert Plant. No, there was no reunion

552
00:52:52,420 --> 00:53:09,420
So all these clever though, it is a clever trick. All these Zeppelin fans are going. Oh, great. We're gonna have Robert Plant like I wanted. It's like, we got something else to tell you too. Yeah, what? They're in the tour

553
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:29,420
That was like one of those like in depth double like a fucking triple dept deck cake, you know, it's like it's like so deep in deception. You can't even cut through it. Yeah. Number eight. I don't remember this one, but I believe it. Miley Cyrus dies

554
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:54,780
No, I don't think I remember hearing that one. But then again, all sorts of rumors that all sorts of people dying. So if I if I heard that it was during the Internet age and I probably would have went straight to the Internet and looked and and was like, oh, that's bullshit. So if I did hear it, I'm pretty sure I didn't believe it like you. So yeah, probably the least funny practical joke on this list. The sinister hoax spread across the Internet like a forest fire. A hacker managed to convince the Internet to stop the

555
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:15,740
Thousands of teenagers that pop annoying little sister Miley Cyrus. That's Hannah Montana. Okay. Had died in a road collision with a truck. The Joker pretended to be a traumatized friend of the Disney star on YouTube's Miley and Mandy show.

556
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:30,300
Her hordes of underage fans didn't suffer too many sleepless nights that turned in on their Hannah Montana bedsheets. She appeared on a chat show two days later to confirm that she was indeed alive and annoying as ever.

557
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:48,220
Maybe you can help me with this. This one. I don't know this one at all. And I don't know what it let me just go into number seven. Nine Inch Nails release Timbaland produced album. Who is Timbaland?

558
00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:54,900
Oh, I remember that that name.

559
00:54:54,900 --> 00:55:02,340
I think he was something from the rap and hip hop world.

560
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:11,460
Okay. Okay. Here, let me go into it. It describes it, I guess, well enough. Perhaps the most believable this year is April Fool's jokes.

561
00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:18,900
Nine Inch Nails announced a new album available for free download, which he has been doing that Trent Reznor has been giving everything out for free on the Internet.

562
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:31,740
The Timbaland produced strobe light album featured Trent Reznor on the album artwork wearing Kanye West style glasses. The the ubiquitous and and fucking annoying Shutter Shades.

563
00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:42,820
This happened. They're saying this, not me. This happened a few days after Reznor voices disdain about Chris Cornell's Timbaland produced Montessori scream.

564
00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:54,980
Boasting tracks like Everybody's Doing It featuring Chris Martin. I was unaware of this. Jay Z and Bono and Pussygrinder featuring Sheryl Crow.

565
00:55:55,980 --> 00:56:06,020
It could have been the crossover hit of the century had Trent stop so stoop so low to record it. So Timbaland had something to do with Chris Cornell.

566
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:12,020
I could kind of see that that that kind of rock to rap crossover to happen.

567
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:16,980
Well, the thing we could do it would be him. I remember even Chris Cornell doing something with Alice Cooper.

568
00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:19,900
Yeah, it was a stolen prayer.

569
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:28,860
Yeah, it was a it was a phenomenal song that album. But see, Tommy Lee also got into hip hop.

570
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,100
Yeah, that's right.

571
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:35,860
George Lynch did at least one album that was really hip hop influence.

572
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:45,900
Yeah, George Lynch did briefly. Now he's back on rock. But now he just did his final tour with Lynch Bob, not Dawkin.

573
00:56:47,620 --> 00:56:53,220
And Don Dawkin is touring his Dawkin. But I think he is the only remaining member.

574
00:56:53,220 --> 00:57:00,860
A friend of mine put up on Facebook about three days ago, I guess he went to Springfield, Missouri.

575
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:07,060
Dawkin did to play somewhere. He said that Don Dawkin was so drunk he couldn't hardly stand up.

576
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:09,060
Oh, that's a shame.

577
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,860
It is because Don Dawkin used to sound spot on.

578
00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,860
He was a great singer.

579
00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:24,860
He was a great singer. So anyhow, Jim Morrison, number six is Jim Morrison is alive and a cowboy.

580
00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:29,820
And not the not the horrible not the horrible football team.

581
00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:41,500
In the mid 90s, a ludicrous video surfaced on the Internet claiming that Jim Morrison did not die in Paris, but was alive and well working as a cowboy in Oregon.

582
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:51,260
It was Gerald Pitts says that that said he discovered Jim Morrison living on a ranch in the Pacific Northwest in the summer of 1998.

583
00:57:51,260 --> 00:58:02,260
The Lizard King apparently faked his own death to avoid a French French assassination plot, despite the fact that the cowboy looked as much like Jim Morrison as a jar of jam.

584
00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:06,260
Didn't stop hordes of fans from going apeshit.

585
00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:17,260
OK, Jim Morrison has always been claimed to be alive and he's always been claimed to be in in seclusion somewhere that he freaked out.

586
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:20,260
He didn't want the life anymore. He didn't want to be famous.

587
00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:24,260
So he went to so he went to Paris act like he died.

588
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:26,260
They buried him, but it wasn't him.

589
00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:29,260
There's like nobody in the grave or whatever or who knows.

590
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:36,260
This had been going on for a long time and it wasn't just this right here because there's been several hoaxes about that.

591
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:39,260
Remember? I mean, yeah, I remember growing up.

592
00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:42,260
I always heard Elvis and Jim Morrison were alive.

593
00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:49,260
And you know, they kind of did a whole movie about Jim Morrison being alive and they called it Eddie and the Cruisers.

594
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:51,260
Oh, yeah, that's right. That's a good point.

595
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:54,260
They did. That was kind of based on the doors.

596
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:59,260
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it was kind of not quite so.

597
00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:05,260
Oh, very loosely based. Yeah, that's it right there.

598
00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:07,260
So, yeah, but it was.

599
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:09,260
And I remember the talk about it.

600
00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:11,260
It was based on him loosely.

601
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:15,260
Number five, the White Stripes are brother and sister.

602
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,260
I still thought they were.

603
00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:21,260
Yeah, yeah, they perpetuated that one for a long time.

604
00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:25,260
I don't know why they decided to say that.

605
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:31,260
But you know what they should have done is they should have went out and like fucking deep kissed just to freak everybody out.

606
00:59:31,260 --> 00:59:34,260
Yeah, we're brother and sister, but like we're really close.

607
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:38,260
Hey, that's not illegal.

608
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:43,260
It's like when did Tom Brady, everyone's giving him shit for kissing his son on the mouth.

609
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,260
Oh, yeah.

610
00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,260
Yeah, that's a preference to me.

611
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:51,260
I don't know. I don't think so.

612
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:52,260
But I mean, you know what?

613
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:54,260
I mean, you love your kid.

614
00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:55,260
It obviously isn't sexual.

615
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,260
It isn't creepy.

616
00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:00,260
And, you know, I don't give a shit if that's the way you show your affection.

617
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:02,260
That's completely fine with me.

618
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:03,260
But it would have been fun.

619
01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:06,260
There's some benefit to sharing your immune system with your child.

620
01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:11,260
You know, and Tom one gets sick, the other gets sick, and then you both have a stronger immune system.

621
01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:12,260
That's true.

622
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:17,260
And Tom Brady would be the type of guy that would do that like that because he knew.

623
01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:24,260
He's obviously very intelligent, but I think he's more intelligent than people give him credit for, honestly.

624
01:00:24,260 --> 01:00:28,260
Yeah, we only see the public version of Tom Brady.

625
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:31,260
I'm sure there's a whole different Tom Brady that we know nothing about.

626
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:33,260
I think so, too.

627
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:39,260
Just the way he talks, you can tell his intelligence because of the way that he words stuff and how he words stuff.

628
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:40,260
You know what I mean?

629
01:00:40,260 --> 01:00:47,260
He he's very reserved and he thinks a lot about what he's going to say.

630
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:49,260
He doesn't just blurt something out.

631
01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:56,260
So any like, oh, boy, you know what?

632
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,260
I'm surprised there's not.

633
01:00:57,260 --> 01:01:03,260
I'm going to have to look at up Romo's rap sheet about saying stupid shit.

634
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,260
Yeah, I have.

635
01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:06,260
I know they're out there.

636
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:08,260
I just got to find them.

637
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:10,260
OK, maybe page after page.

638
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:12,260
There's probably too many pages.

639
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:15,260
So like Google holds it back going, don't give this to him.

640
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:20,260
It's too many.

641
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:23,260
All right. Number five, the White Stripes are brother and sister.

642
01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:27,260
Like I said, ever since their sudden rise to fame with white blood cells in 2001.

643
01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:30,260
Wow, that's 2001, dude.

644
01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:34,260
The while it doesn't seem like it does it?

645
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:38,260
No, the band claimed to be brother and sister.

646
01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:43,260
This made believable thanks to their similar appearance and intimate life live performances.

647
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:46,260
That's true. They did look alike.

648
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:52,260
Yeah, in truth, the band are actually a former husband and wife duo with a savvy brother and sister story.

649
01:01:52,260 --> 01:02:00,260
Jack claimed the idea of the ploy was to divert media attention away from their relationship in favor of their music.

650
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:01,260
I could get that.

651
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:04,260
You know what? Yeah, yeah, I could see that.

652
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:10,260
So anyhow, goes on to say their ambiguous their ambiguous relationship just became as it was.

653
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:15,260
But then, you know, and then really what's his name?

654
01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:22,260
He started doing his own music and I don't even know if the White Stripes are still around, are they?

655
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:23,260
I don't think so.

656
01:02:23,260 --> 01:02:25,260
No, what's his name?

657
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,260
It doesn't say here.

658
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:32,260
He does his own music now and he's rather I mean, he was big or somewhat big.

659
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:36,260
Yeah, I'm blanking on the name.

660
01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:37,260
Something fairly simple.

661
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:39,260
It is like black or something.

662
01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:40,260
Yeah.

663
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:43,260
Oh, well, him, the White Stripe guy.

664
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:45,260
Okay.

665
01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:50,260
Number four, Thomas Pichen is a lotion groupie.

666
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:53,260
Pinching, maybe it's pinching.

667
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:57,260
P-Y-N-C-H-O-N Thomas Pinching.

668
01:02:57,260 --> 01:02:58,260
Yeah.

669
01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:01,260
Thomas Pinching is a lotion groupie.

670
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:15,260
New Yorker journalist Andrew Essex fell for a hilarious public publicity stunt when mid 90s Manhattan indie group Lotion told the journalists that the reclusive author was an obsessive groupie.

671
01:03:15,260 --> 01:03:25,260
Pinching, writer of surreal works such as Gravity's Rainbow apparently was goofy and wore a Godzilla t-shirt and ill-fitting pants.

672
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:35,260
The first time he met the band, he allegedly followed them across the country sharing conversations about ecstasy and always paid restaurant bills in cash.

673
01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:40,260
It's amazing to think that the poor journalists fell for such a Pitching-esque yarn.

674
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:49,260
They later revealed that they had met him once in less surreal circumstances and later asked him to write a liner note for their album.

675
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:53,260
So this guy made all this shit up and everybody believed him.

676
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:54,260
Wow.

677
01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:55,260
Yeah.

678
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:56,260
That's pretty cool.

679
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:58,260
I kind of respect it.

680
01:03:58,260 --> 01:04:00,260
Do it as long as you can get away with it.

681
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:01,260
Why not?

682
01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,260
Yeah.

683
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,260
That's what I say too.

684
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,260
Yeah.

685
01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:05,260
Hell yeah.

686
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:06,260
Do it.

687
01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:10,260
If your bosses are stupid like that, give it to them.

688
01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:12,260
Number three, the Hives Six member.

689
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:15,260
I don't remember this at all and I barely remember the Hives.

690
01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:16,260
You?

691
01:04:16,260 --> 01:04:17,260
No.

692
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,260
Okay.

693
01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:24,260
Well known for their daft antics, it's hard to know what to believe about the Hives mysterious six member.

694
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:32,260
The Sevigal-like Randy Fitzsimmons is allegedly the brains behind the band who doesn't like to be seen in public.

695
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:37,260
According to the Hives, he takes care of songwriting, wardrobe choices and management.

696
01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:42,260
However, when NME revealed that, I think that's a record company, right?

697
01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:43,260
NME.

698
01:04:43,260 --> 01:04:44,260
Yeah.

699
01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:57,260
Revealed that Randy Fitzsimmons is a registered pseudonym of guitarist Nicholas Arson, who has generally been assumed that there is no such person and that it is Arson who writes the songs.

700
01:04:57,260 --> 01:05:04,260
The band still maintains that Fitzsimmons exists, so the myth lives on, but people are gradually losing interest.

701
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:08,260
I never had interest, but I do like that.

702
01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:13,260
You know, yeah, we got this guy that does everything, but you can't see him.

703
01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:17,260
That's pretty handy thing to have because you never have to explain choices.

704
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:22,260
No, it was like, hey, you know, this guy, you know, and you can't talk to him.

705
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:23,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

706
01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:29,260
He he doesn't like public appearances, but he did it.

707
01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:31,260
It was like my friend, Davey.

708
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:36,260
He used to walk up behind people, you know, people he knew and smack him in the back of the head.

709
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:39,260
And then when they turn around, he go, I didn't do it.

710
01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:40,260
And I go, yeah, you did.

711
01:05:40,260 --> 01:05:41,260
You're the only one there.

712
01:05:41,260 --> 01:05:42,260
No, no, no.

713
01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:43,260
It was him.

714
01:05:43,260 --> 01:05:49,260
Oh, he's gone now.

715
01:05:49,260 --> 01:05:53,260
They'd be like, it had to been you, there's no one. No, there was a guy. He came up and did it.

716
01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:57,260
He's gone. Prove me wrong.

717
01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:59,260
People get so pissed.

718
01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:00,260
I know is you.

719
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,260
It was not.

720
01:06:01,260 --> 01:06:04,260
It was him.

721
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:11,260
Number two, Beatles, Rolling Stones and Dylan Supergroup or Dylan.

722
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:13,260
Everyone calls him Dylan.

723
01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:20,260
Supposedly, I read that his name is actually pronounced Dylan, but everyone calls him Dylan.

724
01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:27,260
So I'm going to go with Dylan in 1969, Rolling Stone editor, Greal Marcus wrote.

725
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:28,260
What a name.

726
01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:32,260
What a first name Greal.

727
01:06:32,260 --> 01:06:38,260
Greal Marcus wrote a spoof review of a non existent.

728
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:41,260
Hang on one second here.

729
01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:43,260
All right.

730
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:47,260
So in 1969, Greal Marcus wrote a spoof.

731
01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:49,260
What happened here was I had to go let my wife in.

732
01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:51,260
So that's why I'm rereading everything.

733
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:54,260
But you didn't hear that because I put it on pause.

734
01:06:54,260 --> 01:07:00,260
So in 1969, Rolling Stone editor Greal Marcus Greal.

735
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:02,260
What a name.

736
01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:06,260
Wrote a spoof review of a non existent bootleg of a super group.

737
01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:07,260
I love this.

738
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:17,260
The Masqueraders comprised of members of the Beatles, Rolling Stones and Bob Dylan intended as a playful swipe at recent super group trend.

739
01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:21,260
Probably like Emerson, Lake and Palmer, you know, and all those.

740
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,260
Remember all those?

741
01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:23,260
Yeah.

742
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:25,260
Asia was one.

743
01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:30,260
OK, so that was yeah, I love them.

744
01:07:30,260 --> 01:07:31,260
Weren't they good?

745
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:32,260
They were.

746
01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:37,260
It was Roy Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan and who else?

747
01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:41,260
Tom Petty, Tom Petty, Jeff Lin, Jeff Lin.

748
01:07:41,260 --> 01:07:45,260
Man, there's a fifth guy, George Harrison, George Harrison.

749
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:47,260
Well, most of them are dead now.

750
01:07:47,260 --> 01:07:48,260
Most of them are not around.

751
01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:49,260
Wow.

752
01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:50,260
Yeah.

753
01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:51,260
Yeah, boy.

754
01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:54,260
I mean, they're that whole album was just fantastic.

755
01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:57,260
I wish they would have did several albums.

756
01:07:57,260 --> 01:08:01,260
So yeah, Roy Orbison's voice is they said that Roy Orbison.

757
01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:05,260
If he was good looking, he would have been bigger than Elvis.

758
01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:06,260
I think so.

759
01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:08,260
You really had that career voice.

760
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:09,260
Oh, he did.

761
01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:11,260
His voice was just something out of this world.

762
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:14,260
You'll get a voice like that just every day.

763
01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:18,260
And yeah, but there's one big thing.

764
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,260
His look.

765
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:22,260
Yeah, I did not have the movie star look.

766
01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:24,260
No, he was not a very handsome man.

767
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:26,260
Probably a very nice man.

768
01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:28,260
It sounds great listening to him.

769
01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:35,260
But the ladies went to go look at his picture was like, uh, so anyhow,

770
01:08:35,260 --> 01:08:37,260
God rest your soul, Roy Orbison.

771
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:38,260
You were awesome.

772
01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:43,260
So OK, so anyhow, this didn't stop review being taken seriously by fans,

773
01:08:43,260 --> 01:08:48,260
record stores and get this, the artist managers believe this.

774
01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:50,260
Oh, my God.

775
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,260
That's pretty good.

776
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:53,260
We can get the management fall for it.

777
01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:56,260
Yeah, that's like Babel snatch.

778
01:08:56,260 --> 01:09:00,260
We got the the what was it?

779
01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:04,260
The region manager to fucking look that that ordered Babel snatch.

780
01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:09,260
And I still don't do this day know how he ordered it because it was never real.

781
01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:10,260
So yeah.

782
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:11,260
Oh, my God.

783
01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:14,260
The only thing I could think of is he's trying to appease him and he goes,

784
01:09:14,260 --> 01:09:15,260
Oh, yeah, I got it ordered.

785
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:17,260
And then he's going to go find it.

786
01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:21,260
Yeah, it had to been something like that because he could not have found it.

787
01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:25,260
So anyhow, and anyhow, finally, I got bored and just left.

788
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:32,260
I was like, OK, OK, anyhow, several musicians and impersonators

789
01:09:32,260 --> 01:09:34,260
to record a mass marauders album.

790
01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:35,260
They had it.

791
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:37,260
The hoax wasn't successful enough.

792
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:43,260
So they had imposters do this mass marauders marauders album.

793
01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:47,260
So I guess they're in mass feature and instant classics such as Jagger singing.

794
01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:50,260
I can't get no nookie was released on Warner Brothers.

795
01:09:50,260 --> 01:09:52,260
OK, it was a spoof and everybody knew it.

796
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:56,260
OK, and sold over 100000 copies with many global fans.

797
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,260
Oh, no.

798
01:09:57,260 --> 01:10:00,260
Many global fans still believe that was still the real deal.

799
01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:03,260
And that is how you pull off rock and roll hoax.

800
01:10:03,260 --> 01:10:05,260
Wow.

801
01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:07,260
Oh, I love that one.

802
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:10,260
That deserved be number two because the number one one does deserve it.

803
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:12,260
And I think you could probably guess it.

804
01:10:12,260 --> 01:10:14,260
Who do you think is number one?

805
01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:18,260
Oh, I was going to guess John Lennon is dead.

806
01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:20,260
Paul McCartney.

807
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:22,260
Yeah.

808
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:23,260
Paul McCartney.

809
01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:24,260
Yeah, Paul McCartney.

810
01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:25,260
Yeah, yeah.

811
01:10:25,260 --> 01:10:26,260
Yeah, you met Paul McCartney, didn't you?

812
01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:30,260
Yeah, John Lennon is the one who supposedly perpetrated it.

813
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,260
Yes.

814
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,260
Yeah.

815
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:35,260
But the thing that gets me is the drummer.

816
01:10:35,260 --> 01:10:37,260
Fuck, I forgot his name now.

817
01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:38,260
Ringo.

818
01:10:38,260 --> 01:10:43,260
Ringo Starr said that it was true a few years back.

819
01:10:43,260 --> 01:10:44,260
Yeah.

820
01:10:44,260 --> 01:10:52,260
I'm trying to figure out the angle of why he would say it's true unless it was true.

821
01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:54,260
Do you have any idea at all?

822
01:10:54,260 --> 01:11:00,260
When the government came out and said that aliens were real, that that was to distract us from COVID.

823
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,260
Yeah.

824
01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:02,260
I know everyone's busy with COVID.

825
01:11:02,260 --> 01:11:05,260
Let's go ahead and tell them that, yeah, UFOs and aliens are real.

826
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,260
And we knew about it all along.

827
01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:09,260
Everyone forgot all about it.

828
01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:10,260
They did.

829
01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:14,260
They did because people are dropping like flies and everybody's looking that way.

830
01:11:14,260 --> 01:11:19,260
And now their government can say, we told you guys, and people are going to go, you did?

831
01:11:19,260 --> 01:11:20,260
So, yeah.

832
01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:22,260
No, they said that.

833
01:11:22,260 --> 01:11:25,260
And they actually have bodies is what they said, didn't they?

834
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:26,260
Yeah.

835
01:11:26,260 --> 01:11:28,260
Yeah, that's crazy.

836
01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:38,260
You know, I mean, the stuff that we used to have, the science fiction, so much of it became true out of somebody's mind.

837
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,260
But it was actually true.

838
01:11:40,260 --> 01:11:41,260
Yeah.

839
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:46,260
And then a lot of people say, well, that's where they got the idea because the information leaked out.

840
01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:48,260
Ah, that could be.

841
01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:50,260
Never thought about that.

842
01:11:50,260 --> 01:11:51,260
OK.

843
01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:52,260
So anyhow, Paul McCartney is dead.

844
01:11:52,260 --> 01:12:02,260
And I think everybody knows it because the hoax was, you know, was it Sergeant Pepper's video where they keep trying to put Paul in the ground that he keeps jumping out of the ground?

845
01:12:02,260 --> 01:12:03,260
They keep putting him down?

846
01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:05,260
I think so, yeah.

847
01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:14,260
And then in Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band song, you know, which is comprised of what three different songs put together a day in the life.

848
01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:18,260
And yeah, yeah.

849
01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:20,260
He goes.

850
01:12:20,260 --> 01:12:22,260
He blew his mind out in a car.

851
01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:24,260
He didn't notice that the light has changed.

852
01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:28,260
So they had it on Sergeant Pepper's album.

853
01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:32,260
They have a puppet of Paul McCartney with his Astro Martin in his lap.

854
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:36,260
The Astro Martin that he supposedly wrecked and killed himself.

855
01:12:36,260 --> 01:12:37,260
Yeah.

856
01:12:37,260 --> 01:12:42,260
And and then in some of the basque masking, back masking, it said Paul is dead.

857
01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:44,260
I miss him so several times.

858
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,260
Yeah.

859
01:12:46,260 --> 01:12:52,260
It was one album, one between tracks where you can hear a voice saying, I buried Paul.

860
01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,260
I buried Paul.

861
01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:54,260
I forgot about that one.

862
01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:55,260
Yes.

863
01:12:55,260 --> 01:12:56,260
Yeah.

864
01:12:56,260 --> 01:13:04,260
And supposedly it was a hoax, they said it was this Canadian cop, one of Paul McCartney, look and sound like contest.

865
01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:07,260
And they said that he disappeared right after that.

866
01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:09,260
No one knows where he went.

867
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,260
And then they.

868
01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,260
Yeah.

869
01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:15,260
I mean, I just find it incredible that he can write music as good as Paul McCartney.

870
01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:17,260
Man, did they hit the jackpot?

871
01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:21,260
The guy looks, sounded and can write music just like Paul.

872
01:13:21,260 --> 01:13:22,260
Yeah.

873
01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:23,260
Yeah.

874
01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:25,260
So do a tongue swipe.

875
01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:27,260
I think you're the one that said it right.

876
01:13:27,260 --> 01:13:28,260
Do a tongue swipe.

877
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,260
We'll find out if it's Paul.

878
01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:30,260
Yeah.

879
01:13:30,260 --> 01:13:31,260
Check the DNA.

880
01:13:31,260 --> 01:13:32,260
Yeah.

881
01:13:32,260 --> 01:13:33,260
Check the DNA.

882
01:13:33,260 --> 01:13:34,260
You'll know if it's Paul or not.

883
01:13:34,260 --> 01:13:35,260
You know, Paul has some sons.

884
01:13:35,260 --> 01:13:36,260
Yeah.

885
01:13:36,260 --> 01:13:37,260
Yeah.

886
01:13:37,260 --> 01:13:41,260
So there's all sorts of extended members of Paul McCartney's family still alive out there.

887
01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:42,260
Yeah.

888
01:13:42,260 --> 01:13:45,260
Compare the DNA and see if he's from the same family or not.

889
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,260
Yeah.

890
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,260
Yep.

891
01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:48,260
Yeah.

892
01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:49,260
That's what I say, too.

893
01:13:49,260 --> 01:13:50,260
Yep.

894
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:56,260
I'm relatively sure that they could not get a guy to write music as good as Paul McCartney.

895
01:13:56,260 --> 01:13:57,260
Yeah.

896
01:13:57,260 --> 01:14:00,260
They could not get a guy to sound just like him and look just like him.

897
01:14:00,260 --> 01:14:01,260
Oh, and that was it.

898
01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:08,260
They said when this cop became Paul McCartney, allegedly, he had a scar on his right cheek

899
01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:09,260
that wasn't there before.

900
01:14:09,260 --> 01:14:10,260
Mm-hmm.

901
01:14:10,260 --> 01:14:13,260
They'd had to been there for years.

902
01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:17,260
It was a scar from many years ago that was still there that wouldn't go away.

903
01:14:17,260 --> 01:14:18,260
Yeah.

904
01:14:18,260 --> 01:14:20,580
I've never looked.

905
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:23,260
I never cared to look, but I remember hearing that.

906
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:29,740
So anyhow, OK, it says here, OK, Paul is dead hoax despite how ludicrous it is.

907
01:14:29,740 --> 01:14:34,660
The Smiths still captivates many Beatles fans and conspiracy theorists to this day.

908
01:14:34,660 --> 01:14:35,660
That's true.

909
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:36,660
I still hear about it.

910
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:37,660
Rumors that Paul McCartney...

911
01:14:37,660 --> 01:14:38,660
Yeah, yeah.

912
01:14:38,660 --> 01:14:42,620
I mean, well, I mean, Ringo started doing any favors a few years ago when he said it

913
01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:43,620
was true.

914
01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:48,620
Yeah, and at the time, the FBI actually investigated.

915
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:49,620
They had a serious investigation.

916
01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:50,620
Oh, that's right.

917
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:53,620
And, you know, there are lots and lots of pages.

918
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:59,620
Freedom of information, you can go look that up, the FBI investigation into Paul McCartney's

919
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,620
supposedly death and the imposter.

920
01:15:02,620 --> 01:15:07,620
And they found this, they found out the FBI investigation way later, too.

921
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:09,620
Nobody knew it happened at the time.

922
01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:10,620
Right.

923
01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:11,620
And so, yeah.

924
01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:17,420
So anyhow, like you said, the Freedom of Information Act that President Clinton signed is one of

925
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:20,620
the best things that have been signed in a long time.

926
01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:21,620
Yeah.

927
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:26,620
That thing there is gold because you can look up anything.

928
01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:27,620
You can look up anything.

929
01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:28,620
It's a freedom of information.

930
01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:30,620
It should be like that.

931
01:15:30,620 --> 01:15:31,620
So...

932
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:32,620
Yeah, yeah.

933
01:15:32,620 --> 01:15:37,620
When you think about it, the government should be limited on what things they can keep secret

934
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:38,620
from us.

935
01:15:38,620 --> 01:15:39,620
Exactly.

936
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:41,620
They should be limited on what things they can keep secret from us.

937
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:44,620
Yeah, because they work for us, there should be full disclosure.

938
01:15:44,620 --> 01:15:46,620
And that's just the way it is.

939
01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:52,620
So, you know, just like someone coming in and punching a time clock on your business, they

940
01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:55,620
have to be, you know, they have to adhere to what you say.

941
01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:56,620
They have to be there.

942
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:58,620
They have to, you know, it should be the same for the government.

943
01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:01,620
And you have the right to search their locker in the locker room.

944
01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:02,620
Yes.

945
01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:04,620
It's all in the paperwork that you signed.

946
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:06,620
So, Congress should be no different.

947
01:16:06,620 --> 01:16:07,620
Yeah.

948
01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:16,620
Rumors of Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966, was replaced by a lookalike, soundalike,

949
01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:21,620
began to circulate before DJ Russell Gibb announced his theory on Detroit radio based

950
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:26,620
on his theory on evidence hidden in Beatles songs, films, and album artwork.

951
01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:31,620
Now you see, that was a DJ that probably had access to the Beatles, right?

952
01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:32,620
So...

953
01:16:32,620 --> 01:16:33,620
Yeah.

954
01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:39,620
I think the chances are the Beatles said, hey, come here, Gibbs, how would you like to do this for us?

955
01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:43,620
Here's an envelope.

956
01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:45,620
That's probably how it got started.

957
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:47,620
They had this DJ do it for him.

958
01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,620
He's probably friends with him.

959
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:51,620
And he was a DJ in Detroit.

960
01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:57,620
So, okay, he does it in Detroit and then someone hears it in Detroit and then they record it or something.

961
01:16:57,620 --> 01:16:59,620
And then they take it to Chicago.

962
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:01,620
And then it goes to Kansas City.

963
01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,620
It goes to the West Coast, you know?

964
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:06,620
So then the next thing you know, everybody thinks Paul is dead.

965
01:17:06,620 --> 01:17:07,620
It's brilliant.

966
01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:09,620
Brilliant to this day.

967
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:10,620
So...

968
01:17:10,620 --> 01:17:11,620
Yeah.

969
01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:19,620
As I recall, the FBI investigation found enormous amounts of evidence that things had been intentionally

970
01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:28,620
planted into photographs and staged in movies and put into songs to hint that Paul McCartney was dead.

971
01:17:28,620 --> 01:17:29,620
Yes.

972
01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:32,620
It's not like it was all just coincidence or accident.

973
01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:36,620
It's like, no, definitely somebody is doing this.

974
01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:38,620
So definitely somebody is doing all this intentionally.

975
01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:44,620
But they said there is zero evidence that Paul McCartney ever was killed and replaced.

976
01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:45,620
Yeah.

977
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:46,620
I mean...

978
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:49,620
All we've got is all these hints and allegations, but anyone could do that about anybody.

979
01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:51,620
So it doesn't prove anything.

980
01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:54,620
Well, number one, there would have to be a death certificate.

981
01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:55,620
Yeah.

982
01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:56,620
I don't care who you are.

983
01:17:56,620 --> 01:17:57,620
Yeah.

984
01:17:57,620 --> 01:18:02,620
So unless you're like some unknown guy that lived in the woods, there's a death certificate when you die.

985
01:18:02,620 --> 01:18:04,620
It should not be that hard to look up.

986
01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:08,620
It is a public record.

987
01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:17,620
So that right there, no one ever showed a death certificate online, anywhere that I know of, would tell me that that's probably a lie.

988
01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:21,620
I mean, even the Beatles could not probably get around that, I don't think.

989
01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:22,620
You know?

990
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:30,620
And I'm always the fan for the simplest solution, and I think the simplest solution is John Lennon,

991
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:36,620
in his well-known feud with Paul McCartney, was symbolically killing Paul McCartney.

992
01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:37,620
I've heard that...

993
01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:44,620
He was pretending in his mind that he had killed him and then leaving clues about how he died and all that.

994
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:50,620
It was just like a stress relief for John Lennon to keep working with McCartney.

995
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:53,620
It's like, ah, well, in my mind, I've already killed you.

996
01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:56,620
And that's the way John worked, too.

997
01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:59,620
If you read about John, that's the way he worked.

998
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:03,620
He was a very confused, frustrated individual.

999
01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:09,620
Brilliant musically, but his personal life was in tatters.

1000
01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,620
He did stuff like this.

1001
01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:19,620
He did it out of self-preservation so he could keep working with McCartney, but in the end, it didn't work out.

1002
01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,620
They had to go their own ways.

1003
01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:25,620
But John Lennon is the type of guy that would have done that.

1004
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:27,620
And I'm not dogging him.

1005
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:32,620
He had abandonment issues and other things, supposedly, right?

1006
01:19:32,620 --> 01:19:38,620
So, yeah, so, I mean, naturally, self-preservation, if he doesn't like working with this guy,

1007
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:41,620
he's going to go into duck mode, like putting his head down and going,

1008
01:19:41,620 --> 01:19:44,620
well, I killed him in my mind, so he's not there.

1009
01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:47,620
It's actually a pretty good coping mechanism.

1010
01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:51,620
It doesn't hurt anybody and it flexes your creativity.

1011
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:59,620
And then every time he heard a Beatles song, he's like, haha, there's that little bit I put in where you see a picture.

1012
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:04,620
And he's like, oh, there are all the clues I put on.

1013
01:20:04,620 --> 01:20:07,620
Yeah, like you said, it's very clever.

1014
01:20:07,620 --> 01:20:11,620
And also, I commend him for trying to work with Paul like that.

1015
01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:14,620
He could have said, fuck it, way before.

1016
01:20:14,620 --> 01:20:18,620
He could have just said, you know, I'm John Lennon and people will follow me.

1017
01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:19,620
People will follow you, too.

1018
01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:20,620
But people will follow me.

1019
01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:21,620
I'll be OK.

1020
01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:24,620
No matter what I do, I'm going to have a career.

1021
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:25,620
Everybody knew it.

1022
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:29,620
I mean, I went to the yoga with telling him to walk away from the moment she got there.

1023
01:20:29,620 --> 01:20:34,620
Yeah, yeah, you know, Yoko, she's gosh, man.

1024
01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:42,620
That's how come whenever someone has a buzz kill, a wet blanket wife, they're known as a Yoko.

1025
01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:44,620
They're known as a Yoko.

1026
01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:46,620
It is a well-known term.

1027
01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:49,620
I'll bet you it's in the slang dictionary somewhere.

1028
01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:54,620
A Yoko Ono, it's a pain in the ass wife.

1029
01:20:54,620 --> 01:21:00,620
The wet blanket, like, oh, you guys are over here drinking beer again, watching the game, you know, all that stuff.

1030
01:21:00,620 --> 01:21:07,620
Known as a Yoko Ono or someone that takes like someone really talented and destroys their talent.

1031
01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:10,620
That's another way they call a Yoko Ono is that.

1032
01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:13,620
So she didn't destroy his talent.

1033
01:21:13,620 --> 01:21:19,620
She just inflicts stuff that she thought was talent on his records, which I hated.

1034
01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:21,620
She was such a distraction.

1035
01:21:21,620 --> 01:21:25,620
If she wasn't around, he could have put out a lot more.

1036
01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:26,620
I so agree.

1037
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:32,620
He was too busy listening to her fucking yodel backwards or whatever that shit was.

1038
01:21:32,620 --> 01:21:42,620
Oh, God, if you don't know what I'm talking about, just Google Yoko Ono music.

1039
01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:46,620
What she calls music, and you'll see what I mean.

1040
01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:50,620
It's a lot of screaming and shrieking and weird facial expressions.

1041
01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:55,620
Yeah. And then like her last album was like a pillow talk or something.

1042
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:58,620
Remember that stupid song?

1043
01:21:58,620 --> 01:21:59,620
Oh, yeah.

1044
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:03,620
Everybody has mean talk, but it's just pillow talk or something like that.

1045
01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:09,620
It's just her talking, saying that it's like, yeah, it's not a song, but anyhow creepy.

1046
01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,620
You know, your voice was creepy. Yes.

1047
01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:16,620
It was like, where did this come from and why are you putting this out and why are you doing this to people?

1048
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:20,620
Because somebody somewhere's got a fever dream or something.

1049
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:24,620
Yeah, I think anyone that accidentally heard it is entitled to compensation.

1050
01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:27,620
Yeah.

1051
01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:30,620
What do you say a fetal dream or what? A fever dream?

1052
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:33,620
A fever dream.

1053
01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:37,620
You know, you wake up in the middle of the night, your fever is 103.

1054
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:38,620
Yeah.

1055
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,620
You're not thinking correctly.

1056
01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:43,620
You're seeing your dresser over there talking to the refrigerator.

1057
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:46,620
And it's Yoko Ono.

1058
01:22:46,620 --> 01:22:51,620
We're talking.

1059
01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:56,620
Or I was singing soft kitty to you.

1060
01:22:56,620 --> 01:22:59,620
I heard it's been used as torture before.

1061
01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:00,620
Yeah, I imagine so.

1062
01:23:00,620 --> 01:23:04,620
They replaced waterboarding because everybody was against waterboarding with Yoko Ono.

1063
01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:08,620
But then they came back and said, no, go ahead and do waterboarding.

1064
01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:09,620
It's more humane.

1065
01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:12,620
It's more humane.

1066
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:14,620
And that may not be very far off.

1067
01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:18,620
That may not be very far off, Topher.

1068
01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:23,620
I think I might rather get waterboarded than hear her for like 12 hours.

1069
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:24,620
Oh, gosh.

1070
01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:27,620
I mean, once you hear it, you can't unhear it every now and then.

1071
01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:28,620
Your mind goes back to it.

1072
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:30,620
It's like, why? Why?

1073
01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:36,620
Yeah, there's a lot of noises you can get accustomed to, to where it doesn't really bother you.

1074
01:23:36,620 --> 01:23:46,620
But the way she shrieked and whooped and made it, it's the kind of noise that is designed to get your attention over and over and over and over.

1075
01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:50,620
Yeah, it's so impossible to ignore her.

1076
01:23:50,620 --> 01:24:00,620
You know, at the G3 summit quite a few years ago in Cleveland where they had the riots and then the government came out with that pitch that made disabled everybody.

1077
01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:02,620
They fell on the ground, started vomiting.

1078
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:05,620
That was Yoko Ono.

1079
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:08,620
Of course.

1080
01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:10,620
What a weapon, though, huh?

1081
01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:14,620
What kind of demented fuck thought that up?

1082
01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:16,620
It was just like George.

1083
01:24:16,620 --> 01:24:18,620
The weird thing is everyone keeps paying attention to it.

1084
01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:24,620
Yes, it was like George Carlin said, what kind of a demented bastard came up with a flame thrower?

1085
01:24:24,620 --> 01:24:31,620
It's like you're over here on a mountain and you're looking over there and you go, man, I sure would like to burn those fuckers up.

1086
01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:34,620
But I want to do it from here.

1087
01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:43,620
That's a little point Dexter ran around the corner, started doing some mathematical shit and comes back and goes, here you go.

1088
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:44,620
Oh, here. Hey, check this out.

1089
01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:45,620
I'm burning them up from here.

1090
01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:48,620
This is awesome.

1091
01:24:48,620 --> 01:24:49,620
Imagine the other people.

1092
01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:53,620
What the hell?

1093
01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:58,620
Anyhow, yeah, Yoko Ono is the equivalent to a verbal flame thrower.

1094
01:24:58,620 --> 01:24:59,620
Yeah.

1095
01:24:59,620 --> 01:25:01,620
Anyhow.

1096
01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:02,620
All right.

1097
01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:05,620
Do you have something you want to go into after that long weird?

1098
01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:11,620
I've got an honorable mention for rock and roll hoax.

1099
01:25:11,620 --> 01:25:13,620
Oh, OK.

1100
01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:22,620
There was an outdoor festival a while back that it was the original lineup of Van Halen and they're playing some outdoor thing.

1101
01:25:22,620 --> 01:25:33,620
And the way they entered was they told everyone to look up in the sky and four people jumped out of an airplane and parachuted down and landed in the parking lot.

1102
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:39,620
And then moments later, the members of Van Halen came running out wearing jumpsuits, blight suits.

1103
01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:40,620
But it wasn't them.

1104
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:42,620
They parachuted in to do the concert.

1105
01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:43,620
I remember that.

1106
01:25:43,620 --> 01:25:53,620
Yeah, it was it was it was stunt stunt people up in the airplane and the guys in the inhaler waiting around backstage wearing those jumpsuits.

1107
01:25:53,620 --> 01:25:55,620
It was actually it was quite brilliant.

1108
01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:58,620
I mean, because everybody thought they did well at the time.

1109
01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:08,620
They've got an enormous amount of publicity and everybody, you know, they went home or went to school or went to work and said they came out and they parachuted.

1110
01:26:08,620 --> 01:26:13,620
And then it grew to they parachuted on stage and one of them landed in the crowd.

1111
01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:23,620
Yeah. Remember that that there's going around one of them landed in the crowd and they had to get out of there because they're tearing tearing his clothes off or something, you know.

1112
01:26:23,620 --> 01:26:24,620
And that's how things work.

1113
01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:26,620
You know, first it was them, but it wasn't them.

1114
01:26:26,620 --> 01:26:33,620
And then next thing you know, they parachuted and three of them landed on stage and one of them missed and they landed in the crowd.

1115
01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:42,620
And then they had to get like a bunch of bodyguards to get them back. You know, it parlayed into all this stuff because that's the way stuff like that happens.

1116
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:44,620
People add stuff to it.

1117
01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:50,620
It wasn't a real long lasting hoax, but while it was going, it got pretty out of hand.

1118
01:26:50,620 --> 01:26:54,620
I remember hearing that and thinking bullshit right off the bat.

1119
01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:57,620
I'm like, no, that didn't happen. That didn't happen.

1120
01:26:57,620 --> 01:27:00,620
And turns out it didn't kind of like the fire festival.

1121
01:27:00,620 --> 01:27:02,620
Did that happen at the fire festival?

1122
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:05,620
Oh, wait, no, that didn't happen.

1123
01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:07,620
There was another one.

1124
01:27:07,620 --> 01:27:09,620
There was another hoax.

1125
01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:10,620
Read about it.

1126
01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:13,620
Someone else did a fire festival, but no, no, no, this is a real one.

1127
01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:14,620
But it wasn't.

1128
01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:18,620
Yeah, it was another hoax.

1129
01:27:18,620 --> 01:27:19,620
But it wasn't that one guy.

1130
01:27:19,620 --> 01:27:25,620
I forgot his name because I think he's out of prison again.

1131
01:27:25,620 --> 01:27:31,620
Anyhow, any more people are out of prison because the prison can't make enough money.

1132
01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:34,620
The prison can't make enough money holding them, so they just dump them.

1133
01:27:34,620 --> 01:27:36,620
Yeah, isn't that bullshit?

1134
01:27:36,620 --> 01:27:37,620
Yeah.

1135
01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:42,620
Yeah, and that's what you get when you get prisons for profit.

1136
01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:46,620
Yeah, one of the worst ideas America ever had.

1137
01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:52,620
Yeah, yeah, no, that's bullshit because then it becomes nothing but a business.

1138
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:57,620
And they don't care if someone killed your grandma with a brick.

1139
01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:01,620
They're not making money off of him so he can go.

1140
01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:03,620
So anyhow, all right.

1141
01:28:03,620 --> 01:28:06,620
You got anything else or you want to call this bitch?

1142
01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:13,620
Yeah, I have an idea about bands who have changed their lead singers.

1143
01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:15,620
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you said something about this.

1144
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:20,620
Divided up into, you know, some have had success, some have had failure,

1145
01:28:20,620 --> 01:28:26,620
and others that really pretty much changed the band when they changed lead singers.

1146
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:29,620
So I had some good examples here.

1147
01:28:29,620 --> 01:28:33,620
The first one off the bat was Iron Maiden.

1148
01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:40,620
Yeah, Paul Diano to Bruce Dickinson that couldn't have been any further different.

1149
01:28:40,620 --> 01:28:43,620
Yeah, and they really took off after that.

1150
01:28:43,620 --> 01:28:48,620
So that was one where they had success changing the lead singers.

1151
01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:54,620
His inaugural album was Number of the Beast, wasn't it, Bruce's?

1152
01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:56,620
Yeah.

1153
01:28:56,620 --> 01:28:59,620
Yeah, and that's when they started gaining notoriety.

1154
01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:08,620
Paul Diano just passed away coincidentally, like two weeks ago maybe.

1155
01:29:08,620 --> 01:29:12,620
Paul Diano, the original singer of Iron Maiden.

1156
01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:15,620
Looking up here, Paul Diano.

1157
01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:16,620
Yeah.

1158
01:29:16,620 --> 01:29:20,620
Let's see. Yeah, I died October 21st.

1159
01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:26,620
Yeah, I think he did two albums with him or one.

1160
01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:31,620
Let's take a look here.

1161
01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:35,620
Let's see, Number of the Beast by 81, Paul Diano was demonstrating

1162
01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:39,620
increasingly erratic behavior due to drug usage.

1163
01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:43,620
Oh, yeah, that's, yeah.

1164
01:29:43,620 --> 01:29:47,620
Let's see.

1165
01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:52,620
Yeah, it looks like Number of the Beast was the first with Dickinson.

1166
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,620
Okay, that's what I thought.

1167
01:29:54,620 --> 01:30:00,620
And Number of the Beast was the album that took off here in America.

1168
01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:07,620
And I mean, they had run to the hills, and that was their closest thing to a hit at the time.

1169
01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:16,620
But the operatic singing of Bruce Dickinson was, you wouldn't think it would fit, but it did.

1170
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:17,620
Yeah.

1171
01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:21,620
He's a very good musician, too. I mean, I love his solo stuff.

1172
01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:25,620
Have you heard his latest, The Mandrake Project?

1173
01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:29,620
No, I have not. There's not a lot of music I've been keeping up on lately.

1174
01:30:29,620 --> 01:30:33,620
If you get a chance, listen to it. It is very good, very good.

1175
01:30:33,620 --> 01:30:41,620
And he does his version of The Universe Has Failed, which was off of their album before the last,

1176
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:43,620
and I can't remember the name of it.

1177
01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:47,620
But he does his version of it, and everybody likes his version better.

1178
01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:54,620
He puts in some Native American music type in it with flutes and stuff. It's just really good.

1179
01:30:54,620 --> 01:30:59,620
So, anyhow, go ahead.

1180
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:03,620
All right, well, the next one, they fit all three categories.

1181
01:31:03,620 --> 01:31:09,620
They had success, they had failure, and it changed their sound. And that's Genesis.

1182
01:31:09,620 --> 01:31:12,620
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

1183
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:19,620
Yeah, when they changed from Peter Gabriel to Phil Collins, they continued to have success,

1184
01:31:19,620 --> 01:31:24,620
and it significantly changed their sound. It became a lot more pop-oriented.

1185
01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:26,620
Yeah, yeah, and then Phil Collins.

1186
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:32,620
Which is part of the reason Pete Gabriel left in the first place, is because he wanted to continue doing his wild, weird stuff.

1187
01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:40,620
And incidentally, he had some pop hits doing that, like Games Without Frontier and Sledgehammer.

1188
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,620
There's another couple of them.

1189
01:31:42,620 --> 01:31:44,620
Shock the Monkey, yeah.

1190
01:31:44,620 --> 01:31:50,620
Yeah, they were played on pop stations all over America, and that's not what he wanted.

1191
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:57,620
But then eventually Phil Collins left Genesis as well, and they got a guy named Ray Wilson.

1192
01:31:57,620 --> 01:31:58,620
Oh, yeah.

1193
01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:00,620
Yeah, nobody wanted him.

1194
01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:01,620
No, no.

1195
01:32:01,620 --> 01:32:06,620
When they switched to Ray Wilson, that was pretty much the death knell for Genesis.

1196
01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:10,620
He was not a good replacement to either one of them.

1197
01:32:10,620 --> 01:32:15,620
You know, Phil Collins, wasn't he already in the band, the drummer?

1198
01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:24,620
Yeah, Peter Gabriel was originally drummer and singer, and then he went to Singer, and they hired Phil Collins to be the drummer.

1199
01:32:24,620 --> 01:32:25,620
Yeah, and then when...

1200
01:32:25,620 --> 01:32:30,620
Phil Collins turned out to be the next singer, and they sounded actually fairly similar at the time.

1201
01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:33,620
Yeah, and Phil Collins' drumming is really good anyhow.

1202
01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:38,620
I mean, he has a very unique way of drumming.

1203
01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:41,620
One of the left-handed people.

1204
01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:45,620
Yeah, like Air of the Night, in the Air of the Night.

1205
01:32:45,620 --> 01:32:50,620
Is that the title of the album, or is it something else?

1206
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,620
I think that was the name of the tour.

1207
01:32:52,620 --> 01:32:54,620
Oh, yeah, I think you're right.

1208
01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:57,620
Or maybe the live video, or something like that.

1209
01:32:57,620 --> 01:33:02,620
He put out a number of live videos, but yeah, I remember that big picture of the close-up of his face,

1210
01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:04,620
and he needs to shave, and...

1211
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:07,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked kind of goofy, actually.

1212
01:33:07,620 --> 01:33:11,620
He was balding, and it didn't go very well.

1213
01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:15,620
He balded in a very weird area of his head.

1214
01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:18,620
Yeah, he couldn't pull out the tough guy look very well.

1215
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:21,620
No, no, he didn't.

1216
01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:28,620
He wrote in the Air of the Night, I'm just going to call it that, about revenge for his ex-wife, wasn't it?

1217
01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:31,620
Yeah, it's kind of a breakup song.

1218
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:37,620
People read all sorts of things into it, like it was about an assault murder.

1219
01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:39,620
Yeah, I remember hearing that.

1220
01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:42,620
Somebody on stage, and that got way out of hand.

1221
01:33:42,620 --> 01:33:46,620
But, those songs just laughed when people made up all these cool stories about his songs.

1222
01:33:46,620 --> 01:33:54,620
Yeah, he just got like, well, you know, I was in a very bad relationship, and that was my way of expressing how I felt.

1223
01:33:54,620 --> 01:33:58,620
And that's all it was, but his drumming on that was so unique.

1224
01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:05,620
Because he barely drummed until the middle of the song, kind of reminiscent of maybe Stairway to Heaven.

1225
01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:12,620
Yeah, yeah, there's a loop of electronic drum sounds going through most of the song.

1226
01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:20,620
And it's not until the end when he's ready to really belt out the refrain that he comes to the live drumming.

1227
01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:22,620
Yeah, yeah.

1228
01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:28,620
And it was very unique because it was written like that, and he was a good drummer anyhow.

1229
01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:36,620
But that song, not only was it a good song, but it was so critically acclaimed because of how he drummed on that song.

1230
01:34:36,620 --> 01:34:37,620
Remember...

1231
01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:42,620
He was a big crossover hit, too, man. That showed up on all sorts of different format radio stations.

1232
01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:44,620
Even Country.

1233
01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:46,620
Wow, I didn't know that.

1234
01:34:46,620 --> 01:34:50,620
Yeah, look it up. And I was like, Country? Why? But anyhow.

1235
01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:52,620
And actually, coincidentally...

1236
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:56,620
There's not much of raunchy guitar. There's just that one that wails in and out.

1237
01:34:56,620 --> 01:34:58,620
So yeah, I could see that going over on Country.

1238
01:34:58,620 --> 01:35:00,620
Chris Stapleton remade it.

1239
01:35:00,620 --> 01:35:03,620
Oh, cool.

1240
01:35:03,620 --> 01:35:09,620
Well, Monday Night Football. That's Chris Stapleton doing. Air of the Night.

1241
01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:15,620
Oh, okay. I think I have seen that. I've watched it from my memory somehow.

1242
01:35:15,620 --> 01:35:20,620
Chris Stapleton is one of those guys that everybody can like, anyhow.

1243
01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:25,620
I mean, he's got something that usually everybody likes. It's like, okay, yeah, that guy's not bad.

1244
01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:30,620
You know, I love his look, though. He looks like Rob Zombie without acid.

1245
01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:37,620
So, Grizzly Adams meets Rob Zombie. That's what he looks like.

1246
01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:42,620
Oh my gosh. He could be on Harry Potter if he looked like that.

1247
01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:47,620
He might be. Who knows? Next one. Chris Stapleton.

1248
01:35:47,620 --> 01:35:48,620
All right.

1249
01:35:48,620 --> 01:35:52,620
There's another one reaching back a few years. Heart.

1250
01:35:52,620 --> 01:35:57,620
And then Nancy Wilson were not the original singers.

1251
01:35:57,620 --> 01:36:00,620
Really? Didn't know that.

1252
01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:10,620
Yeah. Yeah. So they hit the category of having a lot more success and radically changing their sound

1253
01:36:10,620 --> 01:36:14,620
once the Wilson sisters became their singers.

1254
01:36:14,620 --> 01:36:16,620
Wow.

1255
01:36:16,620 --> 01:36:24,620
Yeah. They put out a few albums, but then the remains of the band that was there before the Wilson sisters,

1256
01:36:24,620 --> 01:36:28,620
they all got fired and gotten rid of and they just hired some other people.

1257
01:36:28,620 --> 01:36:34,620
So the Wilson sisters really took over the band and got rid of everybody that was there before

1258
01:36:34,620 --> 01:36:38,620
because they didn't want to embrace the new style.

1259
01:36:38,620 --> 01:36:44,620
Wow. I would have never known that till now.

1260
01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,620
Yeah.

1261
01:36:45,620 --> 01:36:51,620
Okay. So there's hard albums out there. Was it still a female singer or a male singer?

1262
01:36:51,620 --> 01:36:58,620
I think it was a male singer. I think it was some of the guys that were in the band that were trying to do the vocals.

1263
01:36:58,620 --> 01:37:05,620
I don't know if they ever put out an album beforehand, but they definitely were out there playing live

1264
01:37:05,620 --> 01:37:09,620
and seeing a support act and making a name for themselves.

1265
01:37:09,620 --> 01:37:13,620
That's pretty cool. Wow. Thank you. That's a cool little tidbit.

1266
01:37:13,620 --> 01:37:16,620
They were using the name White Heart at that time.

1267
01:37:16,620 --> 01:37:19,620
I remember something about that now.

1268
01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:20,620
Yeah.

1269
01:37:20,620 --> 01:37:25,620
But I don't think I knew the lead singer stuff. Okay.

1270
01:37:25,620 --> 01:37:29,620
Let's see. Another biggie, Fleetwood Mac.

1271
01:37:29,620 --> 01:37:30,620
Yeah.

1272
01:37:30,620 --> 01:37:36,620
That definitely changed their sound when they brought in Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham.

1273
01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:37,620
Yes.

1274
01:37:37,620 --> 01:37:43,620
And they lost Peter Green and Bob Welch.

1275
01:37:43,620 --> 01:37:53,620
Yeah. The most famous one is, of course, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, anyhow.

1276
01:37:53,620 --> 01:37:54,620
Yeah.

1277
01:37:54,620 --> 01:38:02,620
The chemistry between all of those artists, McFleetwood, Kristi McVie, all of them were so unique.

1278
01:38:02,620 --> 01:38:12,620
They came from different backgrounds of music, and they all collaged in this one band that just did very interesting, really good music.

1279
01:38:12,620 --> 01:38:20,620
Yeah. Yeah. The story was at the time that the first album that came out with Buckingham and Nicks,

1280
01:38:20,620 --> 01:38:27,620
people were hearing the songs on the radio and said, wait a minute, this sounds like Fleetwood Mac, but they're writing a hit.

1281
01:38:27,620 --> 01:38:29,620
Yeah. Yeah.

1282
01:38:29,620 --> 01:38:33,620
You can't believe it. It's like, that can't be Fleetwood Mac because this is a hit.

1283
01:38:33,620 --> 01:38:34,620
Yeah.

1284
01:38:34,620 --> 01:38:36,620
That definitely changed their style.

1285
01:38:36,620 --> 01:38:43,620
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because with Bob Welch and, shit, I forgot. You just said Green.

1286
01:38:43,620 --> 01:38:44,620
Yeah. Peter Green.

1287
01:38:44,620 --> 01:38:51,620
Peter Green, yeah. Yeah, they were completely different style of music, anyhow. I mean, they went on to their solo stuff.

1288
01:38:51,620 --> 01:38:54,620
Bob Welch did his solo stuff, and he did okay.

1289
01:38:54,620 --> 01:38:59,620
Yeah. Yeah. Ebony Eyes and Fentimental Lady.

1290
01:38:59,620 --> 01:39:04,620
Yeah. And Peter Green went into a band, didn't he? What was the band?

1291
01:39:04,620 --> 01:39:07,620
Yeah, he did. I can't remember that right off the top of my head.

1292
01:39:07,620 --> 01:39:16,620
It wasn't a very big band, anyhow. Okay. But the most famous one would be Bob Welch's career, and he had a couple of hits, and he did okay.

1293
01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:20,620
But the whole point is he does not sound like Fleetwood Mac, does he?

1294
01:39:20,620 --> 01:39:29,620
Yeah. Let's see. Oh, Gibson did a reissue of Peter Green's famous Les Paul.

1295
01:39:29,620 --> 01:39:30,620
Oh, really?

1296
01:39:30,620 --> 01:39:47,620
Yeah. So the one that he used so much had a quality control error. They had installed one of the pickups either the wrong way around or, no, the wiring was in the wrong direction. The wiring was the wrong polarity.

1297
01:39:47,620 --> 01:39:49,620
Oh, okay.

1298
01:39:49,620 --> 01:40:06,620
When he had both pickups active, it gave kind of an odd quacking sound. That was kind of Peter Green's signature sound, and it was just an odd chance that he had that guitar. But Gibson actually reissued that guitar with that same defect.

1299
01:40:06,620 --> 01:40:09,620
Now, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

1300
01:40:09,620 --> 01:40:11,620
He got some respect.

1301
01:40:11,620 --> 01:40:14,620
Yeah, yeah. And he probably should have too, so.

1302
01:40:14,620 --> 01:40:16,620
Yeah.

1303
01:40:16,620 --> 01:40:18,620
Wow. Okay.

1304
01:40:18,620 --> 01:40:21,620
I have another three category winner.

1305
01:40:21,620 --> 01:40:23,620
Okay.

1306
01:40:23,620 --> 01:40:24,620
Van Halen.

1307
01:40:24,620 --> 01:40:26,620
Yeah. Go ahead.

1308
01:40:26,620 --> 01:40:44,620
They had success, and then they changed to Sammy Hagar, and they continue to have success. They had even more success, and it definitely changed their sound. They definitely got, well, Eddie got a whole lot more creative freedom once they had Sammy.

1309
01:40:44,620 --> 01:40:51,620
Yeah, there was, I'm reading Brothers, Alex Van Halen's book right now.

1310
01:40:51,620 --> 01:40:52,620
Okay.

1311
01:40:52,620 --> 01:41:01,620
There was a lot of heat between David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen and it was mainly it sounds like, I mean, but this is Eddie Van Halen, or Alex Van Halen's book, I'll remind you.

1312
01:41:01,620 --> 01:41:03,620
But, yeah.

1313
01:41:03,620 --> 01:41:16,620
He said that the reason David Lee Roth left the band, he wasn't fired, he left the band. The reason he left the band was he was jealous because Eddie Van Halen just did that beat it stuff, you know, the solo on it, he got huge.

1314
01:41:16,620 --> 01:41:25,620
People are like, God, man, who's that crazy guy with that guitar. So everyone started going, no, and Van Halen is Eddie Van Halen and not the flamboyant David Lee Roth.

1315
01:41:25,620 --> 01:41:34,620
David Lee Roth was jealous, he was extremely envious of him, and so he was like, you know, I'm going to go on my own, I'm going to be bigger, which did not happen.

1316
01:41:34,620 --> 01:41:36,620
Yeah.

1317
01:41:36,620 --> 01:41:37,620
Yeah.

1318
01:41:37,620 --> 01:41:47,620
That's pretty much the formula for success is you focus on the front man, the singer, and the guitar player can have his fans, but it's supposed to be all about the singer.

1319
01:41:47,620 --> 01:42:02,620
Yeah, and there was going to be a reunion tour, or not a reunion tour, but a tribute tour to Eddie Van Halen, they're going to have guest guitarists, really good ones, like probably Steve Vai might be one of them, you know, people that could handle that type of stuff.

1320
01:42:02,620 --> 01:42:07,620
Maybe Zach Wild, you know, Nuno Bettencourt for sure.

1321
01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:18,620
And Nuno Bettencourt and Eddie Van Halen were best friends. So they, Nuno Bettencourt could handle that type of stuff, the finger tap and the harmonics, all that stuff that A Van Halen did so well.

1322
01:42:18,620 --> 01:42:24,620
They're going to do this, but Alex Van Halen's only request to David Lee Roth was this.

1323
01:42:24,620 --> 01:42:30,620
Every night we're going to mention Eddie and David Lee Roth said I'm not fucking doing that.

1324
01:42:30,620 --> 01:42:32,620
Yeah, and that fucked up.

1325
01:42:32,620 --> 01:42:39,620
Now this is Alex Van Halen's book, but I don't know, I don't think he'd lie about that, you know.

1326
01:42:39,620 --> 01:42:46,620
Yeah, it may not have been quite as harsh and as cut and dry as that, but I think the basic...

1327
01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:50,620
The basic idea is he didn't want to salute his... Yeah.

1328
01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:52,620
That's pretty cold.

1329
01:42:52,620 --> 01:43:02,620
It is, it is. And I love David Lee Roth, what he did and everything, but as a person, I don't know, you know.

1330
01:43:02,620 --> 01:43:03,620
Yeah.

1331
01:43:03,620 --> 01:43:06,620
So anyhow.

1332
01:43:06,620 --> 01:43:07,620
Oh, go ahead.

1333
01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:19,620
Van Halen also gets the category of fail because after Sammy left and they switched to Gary Chiron, they put out an album that everyone forgot about.

1334
01:43:19,620 --> 01:43:23,620
The problem is, is it was a really good album.

1335
01:43:23,620 --> 01:43:28,620
I thought, I liked it. Gary Chiron sounded like Sammy Hagar, actually.

1336
01:43:28,620 --> 01:43:38,620
He did. And one of the, actually one of the criticisms was he sounded too much like David Lee Hagar.

1337
01:43:38,620 --> 01:43:41,620
Like he was trying to be both of them at the same time.

1338
01:43:41,620 --> 01:43:50,620
And the songs were too long. It's like Eddie put every lick and every guitar solo he could think of in every single song.

1339
01:43:50,620 --> 01:43:51,620
Oh, yeah.

1340
01:43:51,620 --> 01:43:56,620
So listenability wasn't all that high for that album, they said.

1341
01:43:56,620 --> 01:43:58,620
No, it wasn't.

1342
01:43:58,620 --> 01:44:01,620
Yeah.

1343
01:44:01,620 --> 01:44:09,620
I'm looking for the guy's name that was going to do it and he backed out of it. He didn't like some of the stipulations in the contract.

1344
01:44:09,620 --> 01:44:15,620
There was a guy in between that kind of looked like David Lee Roth, had a great voice and played guitar too.

1345
01:44:15,620 --> 01:44:17,620
He had long blonde hair. He had the look.

1346
01:44:17,620 --> 01:44:19,620
He was going to replace Sammy Hagar.

1347
01:44:19,620 --> 01:44:23,620
And then he was he was all set to do it and everything was a go.

1348
01:44:23,620 --> 01:44:26,620
And then he read something in the contract. He said, no, I'm not doing it.

1349
01:44:26,620 --> 01:44:29,620
And I'm trying to look it up right now.

1350
01:44:29,620 --> 01:44:36,620
Well, there's a pretty famous David Lee Roth impersonator out there that might have been him.

1351
01:44:36,620 --> 01:44:43,620
Ted Temp, no, no, no. Ted Templeton is the producer.

1352
01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:45,620
Damn it.

1353
01:44:45,620 --> 01:44:46,620
Gary Sharone.

1354
01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:53,620
It's really hard to find the guy's name.

1355
01:44:53,620 --> 01:45:00,620
You know what?

1356
01:45:00,620 --> 01:45:02,620
Mark Stone.

1357
01:45:02,620 --> 01:45:12,620
That might be that might be did he have like long blonde hair and kind of thick, not like really skinny, kind of like David Lee Roth?

1358
01:45:12,620 --> 01:45:21,620
I'm not sure. That was just the name that popped up in former members.

1359
01:45:21,620 --> 01:45:28,620
OK, well, this OK, this guy, he was he was going to replace him.

1360
01:45:28,620 --> 01:45:35,620
And I think he was like a vocal teacher in L.A.

1361
01:45:35,620 --> 01:45:38,620
Something like that. But you know what? It doesn't matter.

1362
01:45:38,620 --> 01:45:54,620
You know what? Anyhow, there was a guy that they were going to get before Gary Sharone and Gary Sharone is, you know, of Extreme, which, you know, Betancourt was the guitarist for Extreme or still is.

1363
01:45:54,620 --> 01:45:58,620
Yeah. OK. Eddie Van Halen and Nuno Betancourt were best friends.

1364
01:45:58,620 --> 01:46:05,620
So I think that's probably how Gary Sharone got the gig, because there is no falling out between Extreme.

1365
01:46:05,620 --> 01:46:09,620
They just decided to do other things and they're still together.

1366
01:46:09,620 --> 01:46:14,620
Actually, they put out an album like last year that was really good.

1367
01:46:14,620 --> 01:46:19,620
Yeah, yeah, it was. Nuno Betancourt.

1368
01:46:19,620 --> 01:46:24,620
He plays a brand of guitar, funk guitar that's just insane. He is so good.

1369
01:46:24,620 --> 01:46:29,620
He does not get he does not get enough credit.

1370
01:46:29,620 --> 01:46:33,620
Anyhow, go ahead.

1371
01:46:33,620 --> 01:46:39,620
Let's see. There's some that are

1372
01:46:39,620 --> 01:46:45,620
a little more commonly known, Deep Purple and Black Sabbath have both changed singers a number of times.

1373
01:46:45,620 --> 01:46:54,620
Yeah, I think actually Black Sabbath has Deep Purple trumped on that by a couple of singers, maybe.

1374
01:46:54,620 --> 01:46:59,620
Maybe so. Yeah, because there was like Ray Gillan in between.

1375
01:46:59,620 --> 01:47:02,620
Glenn Hughes and.

1376
01:47:02,620 --> 01:47:05,620
Shit, what's his name?

1377
01:47:05,620 --> 01:47:08,620
Oh, well, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

1378
01:47:08,620 --> 01:47:18,620
Yeah, he said Black Sabbath made the list of failure because by the time Glenn Hughes was the lead singer, no one really kind of cared anymore.

1379
01:47:18,620 --> 01:47:22,620
Well, in Glenn Hughes book kind of fell apart.

1380
01:47:22,620 --> 01:47:26,620
Glenn Hughes book, he was fucked up and he was fat.

1381
01:47:26,620 --> 01:47:33,620
Yeah, yeah, he gained a lot of weight and he was always on something and he couldn't he couldn't like handle the stage.

1382
01:47:33,620 --> 01:47:38,620
He was so big, I guess. I don't even remember that at all.

1383
01:47:38,620 --> 01:47:43,620
I always thought he was a skinny guy that could play his ass off and sing like nuts.

1384
01:47:43,620 --> 01:47:47,620
But I guess his voice wasn't so good when he was bigger.

1385
01:47:47,620 --> 01:47:50,620
And so he kind of failed Black Sabbath pretty bad.

1386
01:47:50,620 --> 01:47:55,620
They did Seventh Star and it was supposed to be a solo project.

1387
01:47:55,620 --> 01:48:01,620
But the record company said, we're not we're not going to do it unless it has a Black Sabbath name.

1388
01:48:01,620 --> 01:48:09,620
So it's Tony Iommi feature in Black Sabbath or maybe say the way Black Sabbath feature Tony Iommi.

1389
01:48:09,620 --> 01:48:13,620
And Glenn Hughes was the lead singer. Cozy Pal on drums, I believe.

1390
01:48:13,620 --> 01:48:16,620
And anyhow, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah.

1391
01:48:16,620 --> 01:48:20,620
It was an interesting lineup. But go ahead with what you're saying.

1392
01:48:20,620 --> 01:48:24,620
I'm sorry. I was going to say the Deep Purple.

1393
01:48:24,620 --> 01:48:37,620
They said that when Joe Lynn Turner got involved, that that was kind of the end for for Deep Purple in its in its current lineup.

1394
01:48:37,620 --> 01:48:40,620
They had to take a big hiatus and redo themselves.

1395
01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:50,620
Yeah, because Joe Lynn Turner was the singer for Rainbow and Richie Blackmore Pro and Yngwie too.

1396
01:48:50,620 --> 01:48:58,620
I liked him in Yngwie very well, too. He was good. And Yngwie claims he he does not he didn't get anything from Richie Blackmore.

1397
01:48:58,620 --> 01:49:04,620
That's what he says. Do you believe that at all?

1398
01:49:04,620 --> 01:49:07,620
No, I don't. I don't.

1399
01:49:07,620 --> 01:49:15,620
The way he poses, the Stratocaster, everything to me screams of Richie Blackmore being his idol.

1400
01:49:15,620 --> 01:49:24,620
But OK, whatever. My estimation is he probably met Richie and Richie fucking was a dick or something.

1401
01:49:24,620 --> 01:49:28,620
I don't know. Allegedly.

1402
01:49:28,620 --> 01:49:37,620
So, OK, so Rod Evans was the first singer. And then it was Ian Gillen.

1403
01:49:37,620 --> 01:49:41,620
Then it was David Coverdell and Glenn Hughes.

1404
01:49:41,620 --> 01:49:45,620
Glenn Hughes sang some lead, too. He was good enough to. Yeah.

1405
01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:50,620
And then it went back to Ian Gillen.

1406
01:49:50,620 --> 01:49:53,620
Then it went to Joe Lynn Turner.

1407
01:49:53,620 --> 01:49:57,620
But in between there, Ronnie James Dio did so he wasn't a member of the band.

1408
01:49:57,620 --> 01:50:02,620
He did some live stuff with them. Did you know that?

1409
01:50:02,620 --> 01:50:04,620
Oh, funny. Yeah. Yeah.

1410
01:50:04,620 --> 01:50:12,620
And this was without Richie Blackmore because him Richie Blackmore did not get along after Rainbow.

1411
01:50:12,620 --> 01:50:17,620
And I'm not sure. I think Steve Morris might have been the guitarist at the time.

1412
01:50:17,620 --> 01:50:25,620
I actually know quite about quite a bit about this because Deep Purple is one of those bands like Sabbath that was like my top of the list.

1413
01:50:25,620 --> 01:50:29,620
And anyhow, like you said, they had to take Joe and turn.

1414
01:50:29,620 --> 01:50:32,620
They had to take a hiatus because they lost themselves.

1415
01:50:32,620 --> 01:50:36,620
They weren't the same band. They did House of the Blue Light.

1416
01:50:36,620 --> 01:50:40,620
Wasn't it with Joe Lynn Turner?

1417
01:50:40,620 --> 01:50:46,620
House of the Blue Light was 80, 89 between 84 and 89.

1418
01:50:46,620 --> 01:50:49,620
They did Perfect Strangers and House of the Blue Light.

1419
01:50:49,620 --> 01:50:52,620
OK, Perfect Strangers was a fantastic album.

1420
01:50:52,620 --> 01:50:54,620
Yeah. Was. Yeah.

1421
01:50:54,620 --> 01:50:58,620
Joe Lynn Turner didn't leave until 89. So they were done that with him.

1422
01:50:58,620 --> 01:51:08,620
OK, yeah. Well, that that album is so completely different than their comeback album, per se, the original ones, because Deep Purple was gone.

1423
01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:12,620
What's his name? The guitarist, Mark Bolan.

1424
01:51:12,620 --> 01:51:14,620
Or was it Tommy? No, Tommy Bolan.

1425
01:51:14,620 --> 01:51:20,620
Yeah, Tommy Bolan died and Glenn Hughes and David Coverdell.

1426
01:51:20,620 --> 01:51:29,620
David Coverdell went on to form Whitesnake and Glenn Hughes did some other stuff. I forgot what all probably went into Sabbath two later.

1427
01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:38,620
But in Glenn Hughes booked, the downfall of the band was pretty much they were all on drugs.

1428
01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:43,620
And then Tommy Bolan, when he died, he didn't even know that Deep Purple broke up.

1429
01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:47,620
They hadn't had a chance to tell him yet. Yeah.

1430
01:51:47,620 --> 01:51:52,620
The whole thing was horrible. I mean, if you get a chance, I got the book.

1431
01:51:52,620 --> 01:51:59,620
If you ever want to read it, Glenn Hughes book, it's an autobiography and some of the tell all in there is just insane.

1432
01:51:59,620 --> 01:52:03,620
So anyhow, yeah, go ahead.

1433
01:52:03,620 --> 01:52:05,620
I think I interrupted you like fucking nuts.

1434
01:52:05,620 --> 01:52:08,620
So, OK, let's see.

1435
01:52:08,620 --> 01:52:15,620
Of course, the main one that that everyone first thinks of his journey that their lead singer.

1436
01:52:15,620 --> 01:52:22,620
They they have a guy named Steve O'Gerry before they got Robert Fleishman and Ada.

1437
01:52:22,620 --> 01:52:25,620
No, our Arnold. OK. Yeah.

1438
01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:32,620
So when they got Arnold, they really took off again because he sounded so much like Steve Perry.

1439
01:52:32,620 --> 01:52:40,620
Yeah. But on the in between times, they had lead singers and they did OK in concerts and stuff.

1440
01:52:40,620 --> 01:52:42,620
But the albums really didn't do well.

1441
01:52:42,620 --> 01:52:48,620
Robert Fleishman did some of them with him, right?

1442
01:52:48,620 --> 01:52:51,620
Yeah. Yeah.

1443
01:52:51,620 --> 01:52:56,620
Wheel in the Sky might have been his song, but everybody thinks it was Steve Perry.

1444
01:52:56,620 --> 01:52:58,620
Is that what I remember?

1445
01:52:58,620 --> 01:53:01,620
Let's see. Bring them up.

1446
01:53:01,620 --> 01:53:16,620
Yeah. Robert Fleishman. Yeah, he was with him in 77 and occasionally thereafter as a songwriter and collaborator collaborator.

1447
01:53:16,620 --> 01:53:21,620
OK. Maybe he didn't do Wheel in the Sky.

1448
01:53:21,620 --> 01:53:25,620
Maybe I just thought that. Oh, yeah.

1449
01:53:25,620 --> 01:53:27,620
Yeah. But look up right away.

1450
01:53:27,620 --> 01:53:29,620
Here's some weird news about Robert Fleishman.

1451
01:53:29,620 --> 01:53:33,620
Do you know where he went to after Journey?

1452
01:53:33,620 --> 01:53:37,620
No. Vinnie Vincent invasion.

1453
01:53:37,620 --> 01:53:41,620
Oh, funny. Yeah. Yeah.

1454
01:53:41,620 --> 01:53:48,620
You would never get anyone that knows Vinnie Vincent and how he was and played and all that stuff.

1455
01:53:48,620 --> 01:53:50,620
You would never guess. OK.

1456
01:53:50,620 --> 01:53:52,620
He appeared on the album anytime.

1457
01:53:52,620 --> 01:53:56,620
Wheel in the Sky reaching number 57 on Billboard charts.

1458
01:53:56,620 --> 01:54:10,620
Yeah, I found here written and composed by Robert Fleishman, Neil Sean and Diane Valerie, which I'm guessing is related to bass player Ross Valerie.

1459
01:54:10,620 --> 01:54:13,620
I think so. That sounds raw. Yeah. Yeah.

1460
01:54:13,620 --> 01:54:16,620
Diane was either a wife or a sister or something.

1461
01:54:16,620 --> 01:54:22,620
That's that's probably what I'm gathering right there. Yes. OK.

1462
01:54:22,620 --> 01:54:24,620
Yeah. OK.

1463
01:54:24,620 --> 01:54:34,620
They definitely hit the jackpot and were able to go nuts with their lead singer.

1464
01:54:34,620 --> 01:54:38,620
Another one that didn't work out so well was when Motley Crue went to John Karabi.

1465
01:54:38,620 --> 01:54:40,620
Yeah. But man, that was a great album.

1466
01:54:40,620 --> 01:54:42,620
It was. It really was.

1467
01:54:42,620 --> 01:54:45,620
It was a great music. It was a really good album.

1468
01:54:45,620 --> 01:54:48,620
I mean, it had like little tinges of Aerosmith in it.

1469
01:54:48,620 --> 01:54:55,620
It was a hard hitting album, but people like Vince Neil.

1470
01:54:55,620 --> 01:54:58,620
They like that like pretty boy out there.

1471
01:54:58,620 --> 01:55:01,620
The high voice.

1472
01:55:01,620 --> 01:55:06,620
I mean, if they would have changed the name, I think it might have done much better.

1473
01:55:06,620 --> 01:55:13,620
Yeah. Yeah. They come out under a slightly different name because as it is, people treated it like new coke.

1474
01:55:13,620 --> 01:55:15,620
Yeah. Yes.

1475
01:55:15,620 --> 01:55:21,620
It never had a chance. But you don't sound like Motley Crue and there's no Neil Vince Neil I can look at.

1476
01:55:21,620 --> 01:55:23,620
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1477
01:55:23,620 --> 01:55:26,620
Coincidentally, I got a little story about this.

1478
01:55:26,620 --> 01:55:32,620
OK, when you bought the album, I was like one of three people that bought the Motley Crue self-titled album with John Karabi.

1479
01:55:32,620 --> 01:55:33,620
Right. OK.

1480
01:55:33,620 --> 01:55:41,620
There was a little slip in there that you could send in the mail with like seven bucks and get a little mini album called Quaternary.

1481
01:55:41,620 --> 01:55:45,620
Quaternary was a fantastic little album.

1482
01:55:45,620 --> 01:55:47,620
They have songs on there.

1483
01:55:47,620 --> 01:55:53,620
Now, Tommy's song is kind of like real heavy drums and kind of, I don't know, shockish.

1484
01:55:53,620 --> 01:55:56,620
Nicky's song is like real dark and brooding.

1485
01:55:56,620 --> 01:55:59,620
It's about his father that like left him.

1486
01:55:59,620 --> 01:56:04,620
OK. But John Karabi song is so good.

1487
01:56:04,620 --> 01:56:10,620
Mick Mars has a solo on there called Bittersweet that is out of this world.

1488
01:56:10,620 --> 01:56:13,620
They all did a song on there, too.

1489
01:56:13,620 --> 01:56:16,620
There was five songs called Friends.

1490
01:56:16,620 --> 01:56:18,620
It sounds like the Beatles.

1491
01:56:18,620 --> 01:56:19,620
It is so good.

1492
01:56:19,620 --> 01:56:22,620
The harmony.

1493
01:56:22,620 --> 01:56:24,620
Look this up when you get a chance.

1494
01:56:24,620 --> 01:56:27,620
Motley Crue, Quaternary and listen to that whole thing.

1495
01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:30,620
Now, you're going to throw away Nicky and Tommy's song.

1496
01:56:30,620 --> 01:56:34,620
I know this, but everything else on that album is fucking brilliant, dude.

1497
01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:36,620
And then so I'm on this music group.

1498
01:56:36,620 --> 01:56:37,620
Right.

1499
01:56:37,620 --> 01:56:40,620
And then I got off of it.

1500
01:56:40,620 --> 01:56:42,620
But anyhow, it's like rarity music.

1501
01:56:42,620 --> 01:56:47,620
So I mentioned on there I got Quaternary and it was like, oh, you're fucking lying.

1502
01:56:47,620 --> 01:56:49,620
So I put up a picture of it.

1503
01:56:49,620 --> 01:56:51,620
I get like three three thousand DMS.

1504
01:56:51,620 --> 01:56:52,620
Hey, I want to buy it.

1505
01:56:52,620 --> 01:56:53,620
Hey, I want to buy it.

1506
01:56:53,620 --> 01:56:54,620
I'm like, man, you motherfuckers.

1507
01:56:54,620 --> 01:56:55,620
I got off of there.

1508
01:56:55,620 --> 01:56:57,620
I wouldn't I wouldn't want to sell it, man.

1509
01:56:57,620 --> 01:56:59,620
I was one of the guys that bothered to get it.

1510
01:56:59,620 --> 01:57:01,620
I'm keeping it.

1511
01:57:01,620 --> 01:57:09,620
But like, evidently, nobody, nobody fucking sent that slip in except me.

1512
01:57:09,620 --> 01:57:13,620
So anyhow, yeah, that didn't go over well.

1513
01:57:13,620 --> 01:57:18,620
They brought Vince Neil back not because they liked him, but because the record company made them.

1514
01:57:18,620 --> 01:57:19,620
Yeah.

1515
01:57:19,620 --> 01:57:22,620
And do you know that Vince Neil is not a member of Motley Crue?

1516
01:57:22,620 --> 01:57:24,620
He is a paid performer.

1517
01:57:24,620 --> 01:57:26,620
Yeah, because a contractor.

1518
01:57:26,620 --> 01:57:28,620
Yeah, he's a contractor.

1519
01:57:28,620 --> 01:57:30,620
And Vince Neil doesn't care.

1520
01:57:30,620 --> 01:57:32,620
I heard him on several shows.

1521
01:57:32,620 --> 01:57:35,620
I think one of them might have been Eddie Tronky goes, I don't care if I'm with him or not.

1522
01:57:35,620 --> 01:57:38,620
He goes, I make just much money doing my solo stuff.

1523
01:57:38,620 --> 01:57:39,620
Yeah.

1524
01:57:39,620 --> 01:57:40,620
Yeah.

1525
01:57:40,620 --> 01:57:43,620
As long as it's a convenient paycheck, he'll be the Motley Crue stuff.

1526
01:57:43,620 --> 01:57:51,620
But if it dries up or becomes untenable, then yeah, I'll just go do these smallish music festivals and be the headliner.

1527
01:57:51,620 --> 01:57:52,620
Yeah.

1528
01:57:52,620 --> 01:57:55,620
I mean, his his band is really good.

1529
01:57:55,620 --> 01:58:02,620
I mean, it was like Slaughter with Dana Strum.

1530
01:58:02,620 --> 01:58:03,620
Geez, let's see.

1531
01:58:03,620 --> 01:58:05,620
I forgot who the guitarist is.

1532
01:58:05,620 --> 01:58:07,620
His solo band is strong.

1533
01:58:07,620 --> 01:58:10,620
He's got great players on there.

1534
01:58:10,620 --> 01:58:14,620
Dana Strum, I heard him up in Omaha play solo.

1535
01:58:14,620 --> 01:58:16,620
Vince Neil, he was a lead act.

1536
01:58:16,620 --> 01:58:19,620
Dana Strum sang Heaven and Hell.

1537
01:58:19,620 --> 01:58:23,620
While Vince Neil probably went and ate a sandwich.

1538
01:58:23,620 --> 01:58:24,620
Yeah.

1539
01:58:24,620 --> 01:58:26,620
But Dana Strum did it very well.

1540
01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:27,620
It was excellent.

1541
01:58:27,620 --> 01:58:28,620
Nice.

1542
01:58:28,620 --> 01:58:29,620
Yeah.

1543
01:58:29,620 --> 01:58:30,620
Anyhow, go ahead.

1544
01:58:30,620 --> 01:58:31,620
Sorry.

1545
01:58:31,620 --> 01:58:32,620
I keep going off on this shit.

1546
01:58:32,620 --> 01:58:33,620
All right.

1547
01:58:33,620 --> 01:58:34,620
The next one I have is ACDC.

1548
01:58:34,620 --> 01:58:39,620
They've changed lead singers twice.

1549
01:58:39,620 --> 01:58:42,620
The first lead singer they had was Dave Evans.

1550
01:58:42,620 --> 01:58:45,620
Probably nobody's ever heard of Dave Evans.

1551
01:58:45,620 --> 01:58:48,620
But he sang on their debut single.

1552
01:58:48,620 --> 01:58:49,620
Funny.

1553
01:58:49,620 --> 01:58:54,620
Dave Evans was the first singer of Deep Purple and Dave Evans was the first singer of ACDC.

1554
01:58:54,620 --> 01:58:55,620
Yeah.

1555
01:58:55,620 --> 01:58:57,620
I wonder if they're Australian.

1556
01:58:57,620 --> 01:58:59,620
So I don't know how closely related they are.

1557
01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:00,620
Probably not.

1558
01:59:00,620 --> 01:59:03,620
Probably not.

1559
01:59:03,620 --> 01:59:09,620
But yeah, right after they recorded and released their debut single, he got replaced by Bon Scott.

1560
01:59:09,620 --> 01:59:15,620
And then when Bon Scott died, he was replaced by Brian Johnson.

1561
01:59:15,620 --> 01:59:26,620
And then Brian Johnson is, I don't think he's been officially replaced by Axl Rose, but I think Axl Rose is going out and doing shows with him.

1562
01:59:26,620 --> 01:59:28,620
He is.

1563
01:59:28,620 --> 01:59:32,620
It was because of the hearing problem.

1564
01:59:32,620 --> 01:59:33,620
Yeah.

1565
01:59:33,620 --> 01:59:37,620
He blew his ears out basically, Brian Johnson did.

1566
01:59:37,620 --> 01:59:38,620
Mm-hmm.

1567
01:59:38,620 --> 01:59:49,620
So it was like a big hubbub, remember, because I forgot who his friend is. Jim Brewer came out and said, yeah, the way he did it was bullshit.

1568
01:59:49,620 --> 01:59:56,620
They were talking about Shit Young, not Malcolm, but his brother Angus Young.

1569
01:59:56,620 --> 02:00:03,620
He said that Angus Young sent all his shit when he went home to find out about his hearing, sent all his shit in his driveway.

1570
02:00:03,620 --> 02:00:07,620
Had some movie company throw all his stuff in his driveway with no explanation.

1571
02:00:07,620 --> 02:00:10,620
So in other words, he was out of ACDC.

1572
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:14,620
And then he got some sort of a notice, I believe Jim Brewer did.

1573
02:00:14,620 --> 02:00:20,620
So he took it all back. He goes, you know what, I shouldn't have said anything. It wasn't like that at all.

1574
02:00:20,620 --> 02:00:22,620
I think it was like that.

1575
02:00:22,620 --> 02:00:28,620
And that he wasn't supposed to say anything. I think Brian Johnson said, man, I can't believe he did this.

1576
02:00:28,620 --> 02:00:38,620
So Brian Johnson is supposedly singing on the albums, but I don't know if he can do live shows.

1577
02:00:38,620 --> 02:00:40,620
Yeah.

1578
02:00:40,620 --> 02:00:42,620
So maybe that's where Axl Rose comes in.

1579
02:00:42,620 --> 02:00:49,620
But I would like to say that Axl Rose does the Bon Scott stuff so well.

1580
02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:52,620
Yeah, yeah, he does.

1581
02:00:52,620 --> 02:00:58,620
I hear him doing a whole lot of Rosie. Fucking fantastic.

1582
02:00:58,620 --> 02:01:05,620
I mean, I'm sorry. I was a Bon Scott fan. I like Brian Johnson, but I thought Bon Scott was so much better.

1583
02:01:05,620 --> 02:01:10,620
Yeah, yeah. He was so snotty and just so what would you call it?

1584
02:01:10,620 --> 02:01:14,620
I know he is ambiguous. They did on they did that on purpose.

1585
02:01:14,620 --> 02:01:20,620
But what would you call his music? Kind of snotty and kind of like punk.

1586
02:01:20,620 --> 02:01:25,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He really had that kind of a feel and it really fit the band well.

1587
02:01:25,620 --> 02:01:30,620
And then they hit in America Highway to Hell and he drinks himself to death.

1588
02:01:30,620 --> 02:01:35,620
Yeah. Yeah. And half of the album Back in Black, one of the biggest albums ever,

1589
02:01:35,620 --> 02:01:44,620
which was Brian Johnson's first album with ACDC, was was written by Bon Scott.

1590
02:01:44,620 --> 02:01:51,620
And yeah, so Bon Scott never got to get any of this. I mean, Highway to Hell. Yeah, I did OK.

1591
02:01:51,620 --> 02:01:56,620
It made the charts in America, but they were still an opening act.

1592
02:01:56,620 --> 02:02:02,620
Yeah, they never got to do the big tours, the headliner with Bon Scott. They were still struggling.

1593
02:02:02,620 --> 02:02:07,620
Yeah, it's too bad because he had so much to do with Back in Black, one of the biggest albums ever.

1594
02:02:07,620 --> 02:02:13,620
But he was already dead. And Brian Johnson came in and a lot of people don't know there was anybody else

1595
02:02:13,620 --> 02:02:18,620
in ACDC. A majority of people don't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1596
02:02:18,620 --> 02:02:24,620
It's almost criminal to me, but most people don't care. They're like, oh, there's another singer. OK, whatever.

1597
02:02:24,620 --> 02:02:34,620
So anyhow, go ahead. And then the last one I have is is I don't know, it might qualify.

1598
02:02:34,620 --> 02:02:44,620
It's Queen. Oh, and after Freddie Mercury died, they went out and toured and had quite a lot of success with Paul Rogers,

1599
02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:51,620
the lead vocalist. Yeah. And after that, Adam Lambert. Oh, and they also had George Michael.

1600
02:02:51,620 --> 02:02:59,620
Yeah. George Michael, I think, was before Paul Rogers.

1601
02:02:59,620 --> 02:03:06,620
I think he made them like a show or something, but he didn't wasn't really like. Oh, he wasn't like I thought he was a man.

1602
02:03:06,620 --> 02:03:12,620
Like part of the band. OK. They're not listed on the list of current or past members.

1603
02:03:12,620 --> 02:03:22,620
But the reason they might not qualify is they really are kind of spinoffs. It's Queen plus Paul Rogers or Queen plus Adam Lambert.

1604
02:03:22,620 --> 02:03:26,620
But it wasn't really. They went out touring with Queen and there was Paul Rogers singing.

1605
02:03:26,620 --> 02:03:32,620
It's only two members of Queen. John Deacon retired the day Freddie Mercury died. Yeah.

1606
02:03:32,620 --> 02:03:41,620
Yeah. It's Roger Taylor and Brian May and Brian May with another lead singer and another bassist.

1607
02:03:41,620 --> 02:03:47,620
I have no problem with it, but I kind of have a problem with it being called Queen. Yeah.

1608
02:03:47,620 --> 02:03:53,620
So that's what I do. It's not called Queen. It's called Queen with Paul Rogers. Yeah.

1609
02:03:53,620 --> 02:04:01,620
Queen with Adam Lambert. Yeah. That's more satisfactory than having them pretend it's Queen again.

1610
02:04:01,620 --> 02:04:09,620
Yeah, that's true. That's probably why they put it like that is like, OK, look, it's not really Queen, but this is all you're going to get.

1611
02:04:09,620 --> 02:04:17,620
Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. George Michael actually sounded really good doing Freddie Mercury stuff.

1612
02:04:17,620 --> 02:04:26,620
I had no idea he was so talented as a singer until I saw some of his live stuff with Queen and it was good.

1613
02:04:26,620 --> 02:04:37,620
It was really good. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, you didn't forget about Freddie Mercury, but it was it was really good.

1614
02:04:37,620 --> 02:04:42,620
I mean, you know, this definitely did it justice. This guy wake me up before you go go and I want your sex.

1615
02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:47,620
You don't think the guy's that talented. He had an amazing, powerful voice.

1616
02:04:47,620 --> 02:04:55,620
He did. And it was kind of really wasted on that type of 80s pop music to me. Yeah, I think so.

1617
02:04:55,620 --> 02:05:01,620
He wasn't so tortured and so young. He probably would have brought himself into other styles of music.

1618
02:05:01,620 --> 02:05:14,620
Yeah. What would you say? A very promiscuous homosexual. Yeah. Self-destructive street, too.

1619
02:05:14,620 --> 02:05:19,620
Yeah. Yeah. A lot of drugs and alcohol. It's too bad because he was so talented.

1620
02:05:19,620 --> 02:05:28,620
And I think he could have done so much more if he was right in his head. So. Yeah. So anyhow.

1621
02:05:28,620 --> 02:05:34,620
All right. Well, do you want to go ahead and call this bitch because I got shit I got to do before I go to bed.

1622
02:05:34,620 --> 02:05:36,620
Sounds like a plan to me. All right.

1623
02:05:36,620 --> 02:05:39,620
Did you really sit there and listen to all that garbage that was being.

1624
02:05:39,620 --> 02:05:44,620
Do you actually believe one inch of it? I didn't think so.

1625
02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:59,620
Game over.