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Man, my internet is so slow. This is bullshit. How am I supposed to browse or get on TikTok with slow internet? I'm so pissed off right now. I don't know what to do.

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Douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey everybody. Thank you for joining us. Rob, I listened to our last podcast that we did together, which was a week ago. That thing was fucking phenomenal. Am I just patting myself on the back for nothing or no?

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Well, I kind of thought we were doing that. See, when you're doing it, when you listen to it, it sounds like two totally different things.

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Yes, as I've learned.

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And I kind of thought that night we were going a lot off script. And boy did we. We had one of those ad lib nights.

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Yes, and it was perfect. Good. Good. Good. Good. I actually had a story I got halfway through and we never finished it.

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I know which one you're talking about. The one right in the middle, right? I thought, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We started going off on all the other stuff back in the day stuff and it was over. We just started talking about that.

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I was like, wait a minute. He never fit. Well, fuck it. It was great. We needed that. We needed that.

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Yeah. Yeah. And let's see. Suck my dick coffee. Man, after I heard that, I wanted some. I wanted some of that coffee.

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I'm still talking to the person. They're still trying to get the proper licenses, I think is what it is. What he said.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if this goes down, we got him. If this goes down, we got him.

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So and you know, it's not a ton of money, but it's just it's just the fact that we're actually doing something like that, you know, actually doing what we love to do and actually making a buck off of it.

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I mean, that's never been our goal. That's never been our goal.

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It would get me my my equipment here. Exactly. And I got some of it right here. Cell phone and AirPods.

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I've got some of your equipment right here. I got to get to you. I know you do. I know you do.

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And it's going to help you out a lot. But man, I can't wait to see the Duckwine Studio when it's done. So.

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Oh, yeah, it's in progress. That's cool. Along with the rest of the place. Oh, I got new furniture over the weekend. Brand new in the box.

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Well, now you can because you don't have dogs crawling. Yeah, yeah. I replaced what the golden lab chewed up while she was teething.

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Oh, yeah. Boy, yeah, I went through that with my lab as a black lab. And yeah.

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Boy, it's so nice. Oh, my my my dog, Boo Boo.

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She tore up my couch and everything teeth. And I mean, the wood part of it.

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She chewed it to like pieces. I mean, we're talking like it looked like a sawdust almost.

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Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I came home and I'm like, what the hell?

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I had a double recliner with the console and two cup holders. OK.

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I come home from work one day right after he got her. And I had just paid this off like a month before.

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Uh huh. He got this dog.

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And the fabric that goes over the edge from the cup holders to go down to the floor, you know what I mean?

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The fabric was gone. And part of the wood was gone.

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I mean, she nodded like sawdust. It sounds like the same thing.

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I just draped a towel over it and shoved my cup over.

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That's what I did too, but I was just like, you know what?

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I knew my furniture was ruined at that point.

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And I told everybody, I said once the kids are out, I'm getting new furniture.

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Guess what dad did?

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Dad got new furniture. That's awesome, man. Good. Good, good, good.

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That held a lot nicer than the last set.

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Well, now it can be.

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No, now this time my double recliner.

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That sounds good.

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It's not just double recliner. The rockers too.

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I love a rocking chair.

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So, anyhow, okay, well, I was going to, we left off the last episode.

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I was going to do my proven I'm a great husband by going to Creed, you know, taking Val to Creed because she loved Creed.

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And then me and you talk and I'm suddenly going, you know what?

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They were a good band. I just forgot about them. They were a great band.

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You had to be into them.

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One of those bands you had to be into.

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I was into them, but I'd forgotten it.

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It was a long time ago and I just, you know, they'd been Alter Bridge for so long.

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And Scott Staff was out of music then doing his own thing.

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It's kind of like a lot of bands where I just kind of lost touch and didn't.

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So I got a little bit of a thing here.

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I got a little bit of a write up, if you will, or a review of the concert.

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And anyhow, first off, Scott Staff, he needs to not wear the Freddie Mercury jump suit.

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Not working, not working.

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They still wearing it?

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All black.

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I was like, no, come on, man.

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So anyhow, that was a little disturbing, you know.

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He still was great.

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But it's just like, dude, Scott Staff, if you ever listen to this, drop that.

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He don't need to wear it.

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He's in great shape, by the way.

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He doesn't look like he has one ounce of fat on him.

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He is in fantastic shape.

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He's getting up there in age.

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I couldn't believe how good he looked.

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And I mean, even with that Freddie Mercury style jumpsuit on, he still, you know, he still looks somewhat manly with that on.

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So that's that's saying something, right?

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Yeah, that's saying something.

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So went to Creed three doors down at the T-Mobile Center downtown.

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Oh, oh, you didn't know three doors down was a part of it, did you?

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Well, I was never a huge three doors down fan, but now I am.

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There's some I know everybody I know loves them.

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I just never got into them.

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I never like really thought their songs never really clicked with me.

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The show was really good.

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The one thing I liked is the singer.

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I forgot his name.

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Like I said, I went into him that much.

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So he's a Christian.

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He's a born again Christian.

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And by the end, by the by the end of the concert of their part of the concert, by the end of their show, he had most people chanting, I am the one Jesus loves.

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I was somewhat shocked.

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I expect to push back from, you know, non-religious types that go to concerts.

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I expected them to be over there going, don't bring God into any fictional or, you know, all the all the bullshit that they say and all that.

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And but he had most of the crowd screaming, I am the one that Jesus loves.

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I mean, it was really good and it was powerful, too.

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And before they started out with the the national anthem, most people there, most people there bowed their head, put their hand over their heart, took their hat off.

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Everybody was like really respectful towards the national anthem, which is fantastic.

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So so anyhow, you know, he had everyone saying, I am the one Jesus loves, which I really respected.

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And, you know, I'm going to try to get into him now because of that show.

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So there wasn't didn't seem to be any any much pushback.

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Creed was excellent.

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So, you know, I stand corrected, like I said, they they were and are a great band.

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Those hits that I completely forgot about, you know, Scott Staff sounded perfect.

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But I mean, how many hits did they have?

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I mean, there's like ten songs that I remember that I was just like, oh, my God, that's a great song.

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You know, the Scott Staffs had like two or three albums and just like you said, there's like ten.

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They had like 10, 11 really solid hits that you heard a lot.

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It was great. Yeah.

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He is one hell of a guitarist.

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And some of that stuff he plays is really I mean, everything that he plays, he sounded great.

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He's precise, which I love. Not too sloppy.

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Wasn't sloppy at all.

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But some of those melodies that he's playing with his guitar were just so good.

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They weren't voice track and they weren't doing anything except playing live.

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So anyhow, it kind of brought back my love for Creed, which I had forgotten.

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So they played close to two hours in between the songs.

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Scott Staff was given positive messages from his own life talking about how he was in shambles.

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I believe he is on drugs and alcohol, right? Yeah.

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Yeah. And anyhow, he he was, you know, given messages going, you know, hey, hey, everybody, I was there.

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I was the one lying on the ground. I was the one with the head spinning.

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You are better than this. You can get yourself out of it.

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You can work yourself out of it. You know, with Jesus, with everybody, you can do this.

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You are good enough. I mean, he was just fantastic.

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I mean, he could be a motivational speaker after this.

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He could probably. Oh, go ahead. It's called giving testimony.

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He was given testimony. And you have been through that.

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That's what you call giving testimony. Oh, I know.

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I was youth for Christ. So you could tell other people.

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I remember that very well.

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You know, first thing you do is you get saved and you give your life to Jesus and you say you're sorry and all that.

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And if you don't believe it, that's fine. I'm not trying to convince anybody or nothing.

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But I'm just telling you my personal. Yeah.

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I felt completely different once I was saved.

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And then I gave testimony to people. I mean, I wish I could do it more.

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But, you know, maybe as I get closer to death, I'll think about it a little bit.

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I got you. Yeah, yeah. So I wish I was a better Christian.

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He tried to figure out my end of it. You know, it is, you know, it is.

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So anyhow, he's talking he's giving these motivational speakers.

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I could see him being a Joel Osteen type if he wanted to.

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I mean, really, he could. He was that good. He was very powerful in what he was saying.

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Well, so around an hour into the show, Mark brought out a very nice guitar, Mark Tramonte.

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Scott said that someone there was going to win it that night.

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He went on to say the craziest guy in the crowd was going to win it.

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Scott said they had a very important guest looking for that crazy guy.

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was the guy who was picking out who was going to win the guitar.

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Creed Humphrey Creed Humphrey of the Kansas City Chiefs.

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What is his first name? Creed? Well, guess who his parents loved and him. Creed.

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He is named after the rock band Creed. Creed Humphrey is.

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Right on, man. I wondered that.

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that was just a huge fan just going nuts.

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He brought that kid up on stage and they gave the guitar to that kid.

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And I'm pretty sure Creed probably gave Creed Humphrey, that is not the band,

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You could tell he was giddy. It was fantastic.

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Here's this guy won a couple of world championships in a row on top of the world.

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Everybody knows his name. Everybody's seen him on national TV many, many times.

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The biggest game of the year. There he is.

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And here he is giddy because Creed invited him on stage.

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You know, it was just it was so cool.

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I was like, man, this is what life's about.

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Seeing something like this, seeing someone that hasn't made that just is just on top of the world.

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And they're like a little kid in a candy store because this band that their parents love,

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You could see him. He was just like glowing. So it was great.

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They let him go watch from the side of the stage.

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Probably so no one would probably try to take that guitar, I imagine,

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because unfortunately there are people like that in this world. Right.

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So and also it's a damn cool place to watch a concert too.

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So anyhow, so Creed came back for the encore when the lights came on.

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And then right after he came out and he was, you know, doing the Tomahawk Chop to the crowd and everything.

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Tech Nines Red Kingdom came over the intercom loud and everybody was everyone was singing Red Kingdom

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and doing the Tomahawk Chop out in the aisles, going home down the escalators, out in the parking lot,

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out in the roads. It was fantastic.

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People are just going Red Kingdom and doing the Tomahawk Chop. It was awesome.

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And I was like, man, this is a special. I'm glad that Val wanted to go because this was a special event.

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This event was really neat and it needed to happen and it was great.

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But you would have kicked your own ass if you would not have went.

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She would have come home and told you all about it.

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Yes. Well, I was going to go. I couldn't look.

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She put you know how hard it is to live with the fucking funny guy, the guy that's always cracking a joke.

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Wisecrack and all that. You know, it's not easy.

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OK. And I got these weird. I got these weird fucking Tennessee's.

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I know it's not easy. She takes in the doors, all that in doesn't judge me, doesn't screw with me, doesn't try to change me.

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I owe this to her and a lot more, honestly. I mean, swear, you know.

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So anyhow, getting off of that.

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Yeah. OK. So all right.

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The crowd did Tomahawk Chalk, but I almost I cannot get out of this without telling you about Mammoth Wolfgang Van Halen.

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He opened up the show with his band. Yeah, Wolfie.

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He opened up the show with his band, Mammoth. I've seen Wolfie several times.

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He opened up for other bands that I went to go see. I probably see him a total of four times now.

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But he never he never shredded like he did this time. I think he's getting comfortable.

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I think he's out of his dad's shadows now. So he's comfortable showing his talents.

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He is an amazing guitarist. And you would never know it. The first three shows that I watched him, he did good, but not great.

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This stuff he's doing the finger tap and the melodies, all this crazy shit.

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And you could see him. He is up there doing this. Maybe he has more more self-esteem. I don't know.

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Yeah, it sounds like he's settling in. He's settling in very well.

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He is a better front man, that's for sure. And he sang great.

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But his guitar was insane. He was doing this finger tapping stuff, these melodies and all this stuff.

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He he just he was brutal, man. He just killed it. And I could not believe it.

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He he he was one of the better guitarists I've seen in a long time.

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I think the last guitarist I've seen of that caliber was maybe Zach Wild.

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So, oh, yeah, yeah, he was just shredding.

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Yeah, you might look it up on YouTube. I'm sure it's on YouTube, but I couldn't believe it.

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I didn't know he was that good. I knew he was a good musician. He plays all these instruments, right?

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And I kind of figure, well, you know, guitar is one of them.

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No, guitar is his guitar is what he is meant to play, obviously, kind of like his dad.

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And he has an extreme gift like his dad.

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And it's going to be really interesting to see where Wolfie goes from here.

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So anyhow, I'm done with that. Rob, we go to you. It's a great show. Glad I went.

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I'm glad you went to. I'm glad you're there because I knew you would enjoy it.

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Well, you're the one you're the one that told me, Rob. You're like, hey, yeah, don't be bummed out about that.

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OK. One of the most celebrated bands from the Sunset Strip was Poison.

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OK, drummer Ricky Rocket has confirmed that the band will regroup in twenty twenty six.

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I didn't know they were a part. I thought they were still together, honestly, because I thought they did.

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You know, with Brett Michael's health and stuff. And.

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He'd been doing a lot of he's done a lot of solo stuff.

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I see him down here at the lake doing solo stuff. Oh, really? OK. I didn't even know he did.

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Yeah, a few years. Well, just a few years ago. OK. Yeah. Anyway.

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Rocket discussed at the reunion in a new interview on Sirius XM's Trump Nation.

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On the show, Rocket basically confirmed a true reunion in twenty twenty six with all the band's original members involved.

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Wow. Eddie Trump even read a text message that he got from Poison front man Brett Michaels before taping the show.

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When I asked on socials about a week ago, when I knew you were going to come on today, Brett sent me a text, he said.

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Brett Michaels, a day or two ago.

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Hey, I hear you're going to have Ricky Rocket on sending my love and telling Poison twenty twenty six.

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What are your thoughts on that? Are you hopeful on that?

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Rocket replied, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Twenty six is for sure going to happen.

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And I like and like, I mean, unless some foreseen thing happens, but all band members have stuck their hand in and said, yeah, we're definitely doing it without a doubt.

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That that's fantastic. I think I'll go see that I want to go see the original poison.

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I think I'm going to go see that. Are you going to go see it, Rob?

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If I get a chance. Yeah. All right. When when we find it coming around our area, we'll get together and talk about it.

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OK, and figure out which one we want to go to or maybe both.

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Yeah, yeah, that I would love to see that. Do you have some more Rob that you're going into?

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That was it on that one. Eddie Trunk is so good at stuff like this.

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You notice he he's brought a lot of bands together.

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I mean, he's the guy that found Jakey Lee and finally convinced Jakey Lee to do an interview, you know, because things kind of ended kind of badly for Jakey.

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I covered that here all back. You did. You did. Yeah, he was stabbed.

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No shot. He was shot. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, he was shot.

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Well, walking his dog four times, they said his mistaken identity.

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They thought he was someone else. Yeah, he's lucky to be alive.

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And even Ozzie sent him some messages.

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There have been a lot of bad blood because I guess they asked him to come back when they weren't getting along with Zach or kind of feeling it.

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And he demanded the the credits be changed on Bark at the Moon.

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They didn't feel like he wrote the song. He felt like he wrote it.

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And he's like, I want my credits on there. And then they said, well, we'll get back to you.

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And then they never called him back. But before that, he went.

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He was kicked out of Ozzie. He went to Badlands.

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Ray Gillan died of AIDS or complications to AIDS.

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I guess nobody dies from AIDS, really. They die from complications to AIDS.

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So anyhow, and then after that, he just kind of basically disappeared.

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Probably, you know, probably sad kind of, you know, some bad stuff happened to him.

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And he just disappeared out of the music scene.

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Eddie Trunk got him to come back and do an interview. And then he came out with the Red Dragon Cartel.

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So, yeah, so anyhow, this stuff's good.

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Red Dragon Cartel? No, it's it's a band that Jakey Lee formed.

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He formed this band himself. The singer.

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Oh, I know what you're thinking of. No, the singer is Australian or was Australian.

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I think I got a different singer now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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No, you're that's what you're thinking of. Yeah. He was from Australia.

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And he had a couple of really bad live shows.

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He did really good on the album. But then he did.

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He did a couple of live shows that he sounded horrible.

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And I think that's the guy they got rid of.

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And then they got another guy that didn't sound quite as good on an album, but sounded good live.

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So anyhow. OK, let's take our first break.

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And then you want to come back and go to the top 10 90 songs.

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Oh, I can't wait. All right. I got some doozies, too, dude.

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We'll be right back.

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Next up, things over heard in hell.

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Box with songs are the only footwear allowed in hell.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity. Don't be ashamed of who you are.

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That's your parents job. Oh, shit.

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What's that over there? Oh, no.

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It's a silent horrible jokes.

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A wooden shoe.

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In my toilet.

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I guess it was clogged.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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OK, it's post apocalypse.

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And you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

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You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road.

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But you do not have a can opener.

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What you do then is you find a patch of concrete.

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You rub the top of the can for five minutes.

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Then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it.

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And it should pop right open.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two juice lids and a microphone.

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Your mama is so depressing.

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Blue singers come to visit her when they got writer's block.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte.

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Remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts.

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Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe everyone.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, you came up with a very nice list a couple of weeks ago.

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And we thought about it.

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We scratched our heads, scratched our nuts.

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Looked through some songs.

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And we came up with the top 10 90s songs.

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Our personal favorites.

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To me, I got a question here real quick though.

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A couple of them actually.

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Okay, first off, these are songs that I kind of took like this.

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These are the songs that to me embodied the 90s and how I felt.

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And how everything was going.

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And from party songs to just the way I felt during that period in time, right?

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Right.

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Yeah, these are our personal favorites.

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Yeah, these are the ones that like I remember.

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This is our top list off the internet.

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Yeah, this is our personal favorites.

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And the songs that I'd be like looking in the mirror, getting ready to go out and do some stupid shit or something.

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And listen to and hype myself up.

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So, okay.

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The second thing is.

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Songs that hit us in the heart.

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Whatever.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so we're both on the same path on that.

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The second thing is, do you want to do a preview to the Music Creeps?

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I'm going to do one.

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Topher already did one.

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His favorite Alice Cooper solos.

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Which is excellent.

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I suggest you listen to it if you don't.

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It's really good.

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And I'm going to do one about, I think, weird music.

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Phenomenons or things that people believe were true that weren't true about music.

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About writers, singers, all this stuff.

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Fables and all that stuff.

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That's what I'm going to do.

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And that's going to be my preview of the Music Creeps.

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Do you want to do one?

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Yeah, let me give it some thought.

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See what I come up with.

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Okay, when you want to do it, let me know.

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When we both have some time, we'll record it, okay?

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Right, sounds good.

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Okay.

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Go ahead and go with your list, Rob.

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Okay.

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Combinate number ten.

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I had to go with a 90s classic.

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From 1990 by the Black Crows, Hard to Handle.

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That was the 90s.

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That's a great song, dude.

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You heard it in every bar you went into.

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Whether it be a rock bar, country bar.

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It's a classic.

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Yeah, it is. It is.

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Okay, and my number nine.

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Because it's a catchy and this guy jams.

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From 1993 goes to Lenny Kravitz.

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Are you going to go my way?

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Good one.

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It's catchy when it comes on.

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I just start jamming, man.

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Very awesome.

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Okay, now coming in at number eight.

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This is one of the ha-ha ones.

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Okay.

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Because I kind of have a connection to it.

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You'll see what I mean.

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Okay.

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From 1993, Stone Temple Pilots Rooster.

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That's Alice in Chains.

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Oh, you're right. You're right. Alice in Chains.

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Okay.

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You're right. Alice in Chains, Rooster.

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That's a great song. Heavy as hell.

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Well, Rooster Ducked.

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Okay, I get it.

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Yeah, that's what got me into them.

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Cool.

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That's all.

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Mine was Angry Chair.

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Well, I liked them way before that, but Angry Chair was so vicious.

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But anyhow, go ahead.

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Coming at number seven.

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This song has to be on any 90s list.

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From 1990, ACGC Thunderstruck.

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Ooh, there's one I'd forgotten completely about.

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You just don't hear that song.

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It was in 90s.

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It was.

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That's why.

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See, that's where I had to go back and double check.

449
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Well, it was interesting because people proclaimed them dead because of 90s grunge.

450
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I had to do away with the whole list because they come out in 2000s.

451
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
But it was early 2000s, so I thought they were 90s.

452
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

453
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
And now I was wrong.

454
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I had to check a couple of mine, too.

455
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
I know what you mean.

456
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah.

457
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,000
No, they proclaimed ACGC dead like the rest of the bands in the 80s.

458
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
But ACGC came up in the 70s.

459
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000
They came out with Thunderstruck and it went to number two or number one on the charts

460
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
and beat out a bunch of grunge and they couldn't believe it.

461
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
They're like, what the hell?

462
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
And it was very...

463
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
They're huge today.

464
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Yeah, they are.

465
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
They're still huge today.

466
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah, if they'll ever tour again, I don't know.

467
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
No, I'm saying just that song is still huge today.

468
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

469
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Well, ACGC is still huge today.

470
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:18,000
They're one of the few bands that lost such a prolific singer and actually sold a lot better after.

471
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Bon Scott was the band.

472
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
I mean, anyone that was into them before Brian Johnson knew.

473
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:31,000
You know, Bon Scott was this kind of ambiguous, weird, lurchy singer that was like really...

474
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I don't know.

475
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
How would you describe his lyrics?

476
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Not sarcastic, but kind of, I don't know.

477
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Anyhow, you know what?

478
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Snotty, snotty.

479
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Anyhow.

480
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:50,000
And he died and then Brian Johnson came in and Back in Black was one of the best selling albums ever.

481
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
But go ahead.

482
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
And all those songs Bon Scott wrote.

483
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Did you know that?

484
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Right, right.

485
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Yeah, interesting.

486
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Anyhow.

487
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Okay, coming in at number six.

488
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:17,000
And to be honest, out of all of our list, I really did not see this band hitting any of our lists, but it hit this one.

489
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Okay.

490
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
It's the storytelling.

491
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
You know me, I like storytelling in my songs.

492
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Me too.

493
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I think that's a guy thing.

494
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
And that's where a lot of my songs come from.

495
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Storytelling.

496
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Number six.

497
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Ghost of Rot Red Hot Chili Peppers.

498
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Oh, okay.

499
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I'm not a big fan.

500
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Okay.

501
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000
But this song does it.

502
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Under the Bridge.

503
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Under the Bridge.

504
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Yeah.

505
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

506
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
And that is a good song.

507
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I mean, Anthony Kiedis, he kind of talks the song.

508
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Yeah, yeah.

509
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Yeah, yeah.

510
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
It's a storyteller.

511
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah.

512
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
That's in the works.

513
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I still, Flea is just insane to me.

514
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,000
The guy that comes out in his whitey tighty is a big lurchy guy playing just insane bass.

515
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
I still, anyhow, he's a great bassist.

516
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
He's a really, really good bassist.

517
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Okay.

518
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Coming in at number five.

519
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Another classic.

520
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,000
From 1991, Metallica.

521
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Okay.

522
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Enter Sandman.

523
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
That was a good one.

524
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
That brought them into the mainstream.

525
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Yeah.

526
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Yeah.

527
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
And Justice had one.

528
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
That's why I had to add them.

529
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
One came out on And Justice.

530
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
That was 1989, so it went 1990.

531
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:56,000
But that's what kind of brought them into mainstream because it became really big on rock radio.

532
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
And then...

533
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I'm telling you, I went through my years.

534
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,000
I made, like, I'm naming every year if you notice.

535
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I noticed.

536
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
I noticed that one was 89.

537
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I'm like, fuck.

538
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I had to X out a couple of songs too because they're 2000 or 89 or 88.

539
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Like I said, I'm way near from Ronnie.

540
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000
I'm way near or I don't want to jump ahead of Ronnie.

541
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
You know what I mean?

542
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Okay.

543
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
He's going to get back to us.

544
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
I understand that.

545
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Okay.

546
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Yeah.

547
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Okay.

548
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Coming in at number four.

549
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:49,000
And that's another song that hits some deep feelings.

550
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And it's from the same album in 1991 by Metallica.

551
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Okay.

552
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Nothing else matters.

553
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000
That song was such a huge hit.

554
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:12,000
It must have been on Airplay, Top Ten Airplay for three years, I'd swear.

555
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Well, like I said, I get into the words of the song.

556
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Oh, a lot of people did.

557
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
A lot of people did.

558
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
I get them.

559
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I listen to them.

560
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
I get them.

561
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I know what you're saying.

562
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
You're at that point in your life to where that meant a lot.

563
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Yeah.

564
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000
And coming in at number three.

565
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
And I'm going to throw you off a little bit on this one.

566
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Okay.

567
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Just because I get lost in this song, and I think everybody does because it's a deep song.

568
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Blue Man Group.

569
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
No.

570
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
No.

571
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:55,000
No, no, no, no, no.

572
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:02,000
From 1997, God smacked Voodoo.

573
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Interesting.

574
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
You did the remake.

575
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Okay.

576
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
You did the cover song.

577
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Awesome.

578
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
That's a good song.

579
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
1997, God smacked Voodoo.

580
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Every time that song comes on, I just go in a trance.

581
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I still love your...

582
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
I got it in my Shanghai fixie bag.

583
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000
It'll rubbed into the song.

584
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
You're Crying Like a Bitch is written after Nikki Sixx.

585
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I love that song because of that.

586
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Yeah, that's a great song, and that was one of those cover songs I think they did better

587
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
than the original.

588
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Definitely.

589
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Yeah.

590
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Okay.

591
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Coming in on number two.

592
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I've gotta explain this.

593
00:40:51,000 --> 00:41:09,700
I asked Siri. Okay. But Siri threw me for a loop on my number two. My number two 90s

594
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:28,400
song and all this by the name of Paul Anka put out a song by the same name. Okay. And this goes to

595
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:39,120
1994 sound garden black hole song Paul Anka had a song named the same but it's not the same song. I

596
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:48,920
know I didn't listen to the version. That's why sound guard is my number two. I listen to sound

597
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:58,680
guard. Okay. Let me I'm gonna check into that. Go ahead and keep right now. Siri told me and it

598
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:09,400
even came up on Google. Okay. Yeah, check it out. I am I'm looking for the credits on black hole

599
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:23,600
sun lyrics. It's not the same song. Okay. But it's still the same. No, it is the same. It is the

600
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:31,320
same song. I was looking at something else. Black hole sun lyrics in my eyes. Oh, right. In my eyes

601
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:39,960
and disposed. This is this is it in my eyes and disposed in disguises. No one knows hides a face

602
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:48,480
lies a snake. The sun is in my disgrace boiling heat summer stench. That's it. Wow. Okay. Okay.

603
00:42:48,480 --> 00:43:02,600
He did it. Yep. All right. Cool. I knew I liked him. Okay, now my number one. And I talked to you

604
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:22,800
before we went on the air about this one. Okay. From 1992 goes to Mr. Eric Clapton. Yes, we talked

605
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:38,760
about that. For the song. Here's in heaven. What a song. The way he sings that, of course. Okay. The

606
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:48,680
conviction. Come on. Eric Clapton. It's locked. This song had obviously is number one. It obviously

607
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:55,360
had extreme later. Don't know me. Why is my number one and me and Mark talked about that. We're

608
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:01,440
leaving it right there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was one of my favorite songs by him too. Although I

609
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:09,480
generally don't like sad songs, because of the conviction of his voice and his guitar to go to

610
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:15,680
compliment it. He had something very tragic happened in case people don't know. He had a baby

611
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:25,920
fall out of a window. It is a high rise, I believe. It was his son and he's singing tears in heaven.

612
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:34,480
And one of the lyrics is, if I see you in heaven, will you know my face? That right there is probably

613
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:44,680
one of the most heartfelt lyrics. Just not just the lyrics, but the way he sings it is just,

614
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:52,320
if you don't get a tear in your eye, you don't have a soul. If you hear that song. Anyhow,

615
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:56,600
I'm going to move on because you know what? We're not that kind of podcast. But I'll tell you,

616
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:07,400
that song. Yeah, okay. Number 10. Where the hell did I do with number 10? Oh, okay. Here it is.

617
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:22,200
It's way down here for, you know what? Forget it. Okay. Number 10. Far Behind. Candle Box. And to

618
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:28,880
me, like I said, this is stuff where I was in, I don't know, doing stuff, hanging out, party and

619
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:35,680
whatever. And that song's playing. To me, it epitomized the 90s. You're sitting there somewhere,

620
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:41,840
people have their flannels on, their hats on backwards, whatever. Okay. Trying to look all

621
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:48,880
Kurt Cobainish or whatever. And you hear that song. So to me, it is a good song. I loved it,

622
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:58,800
but it kind of framed a portrait of the 90s. So number nine, this is just one of my favorite

623
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:06,600
songs ever. And I always remember this song because I always had to listen to it almost every day. I

624
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:13,080
had a long drive back and forth to work and it was my pump up song. And it's also my going home

625
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:24,760
and fuck this shit song. Holy Water. Holy Water by Soundgarden. Yes. Yes. The guitar, man. Yeah. Oh,

626
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:33,800
it's fricking amazing. You know, I really took it personal when Chris Cornell took his life because

627
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:39,840
his songs were so personal to me. Not only in Soundgarden, not only in Autoslave, but he had

628
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:46,840
a couple of solo albums like Euphoria Morning. And there's another one that worked. He was just

629
00:46:46,840 --> 00:47:02,080
such a genius. So, okay. Number eight, Guns N' Roses, Coma. Okay. I thought that that song was

630
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:15,720
extremely well written in intricate parts put together. It was. It was. It really was. It goes

631
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:21,920
in a lot of different directions. I really enjoyed it. And whenever I hear Coma, if I do,

632
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:29,720
the only place I hear it is a AUSY's Boneyard on Sirius XM. They're deep cuts. I heard it a

633
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:36,680
couple of times this week. Or no, last week. And anyhow, to me, I think 90s. So I was like,

634
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:44,760
that's got to be on the list. So number seven, I can't help it, but I have a tie, Rob. I'm sorry.

635
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:57,720
Go ahead. Call me names. Go ahead. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah. At least it's not Tulsa King's list. No,

636
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:03,160
he would freak out over that. Tulsa King, we're keeping it clean. Yeah, we got to do,

637
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:09,880
but we abide by the Tulsa King. Ronnie is it. Yes. Okay. Number seven is Varukha Salt,

638
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:24,440
Volcano Girls and Hole Celebrity Skin. Okay. No, not so much for you. No, not for me. Okay. I,

639
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:31,240
I thought. Hey, hey, hey, that's what, this is your personal favorite. Interesting enough. I have Hole

640
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:37,880
on my list, but I don't have Nirvana on my list. What the fuck's wrong with me? Anyhow, number six,

641
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:51,160
Blur Song Number Two. Woohoo. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's 90s all the way, without a doubt. My number

642
00:48:51,160 --> 00:49:01,160
five, Interstate Love Song by Stone Temple Pilots. All right. Yeah. Yeah. You feeling it. You're

643
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:10,200
feeling it, right? You feel that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. Number four, Man in the Box.

644
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,880
It was almost Angry Chair, but Man in the Box came out first, grabbed my attention. I never looked

645
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:23,560
back. Alison Chains, Jerry Cantrell, genius. Yeah. Man in the Box, Alison Chains. Awesome. Yeah. What

646
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:32,760
else can you say? Yeah, it was. Yeah, definitely was. Number three, Soundgarden, again, The Milkman.

647
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:44,600
Side Two, Super Unknown. Just a grindy song. I mean, I call it like a Led Zeppelin-ish,

648
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:52,520
just a grinding song. It just keeps grinding and just great vocals and just, I don't know what else

649
00:49:52,520 --> 00:50:03,800
to say. If you haven't listened to it, listen to it. You'll thank me. Number two, Ozzy, Sin, Safety

650
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:16,840
of Numbers, Not Coming Home. It has two titles. That's a great song. Then again, Zach Wilde just

651
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:24,200
does some insane shit on there. Yeah, definitely. But I just love the song. It just epitomizes the

652
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:32,200
90 to me, the 90s. And my number one, number one, I should have went Johnny Cash, but I didn't.

653
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:42,840
Nine Inch Nails Hurt. Okay. But Johnny Cash didn't come out in the 90s. I think it was 2000s when he

654
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:50,520
came out with that. Yeah, right. So I couldn't actually, so Nine Inch Nails Hurt. But that goes

655
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:59,000
with the storytelling. Johnny Cash, yeah. I'm sure Trent Reznor's like, what? He did my song?

656
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,800
Johnny Cash did my song? Really? He was probably like, wow. You know, there was all these, he has

657
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:11,240
all these records on the wall, gold, platinum and all that. And then someone came up and said, hey,

658
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:18,520
hey Trent. Yeah, what? What? Johnny Cash just covered your song. What? Oh my God. Are you

659
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:27,560
kidding? I mean, I'm sure that's what happened. Yeah. Yeah. So, all right. Loved your list.

660
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:37,320
Loved my list. Yeah, I love yours too. I think we did some interesting stuff on there. Right or wrong.

661
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:42,120
You know, I may come up with another list in a few weeks and go, shit, why'd I put that on there?

662
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:50,840
But those are the ones. I'd like to go into this. I'm already thinking of a couple I forgot.

663
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:58,520
Oh, I did too, but I left mine the original, man. I could do this for years. So. Yeah. Okay.

664
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:06,920
We're talking about music, right? Well, okay. A car, after how many years a car is classic?

665
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:18,440
25 years. Yeah, 25 years. Okay. So how many years can classic rock stations play the music

666
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:27,320
because it's actually classic rock after 25 years? So, you know. After 25 years is it.

667
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:38,200
Okay. So there was a limit. Let's say the old KY or 101 the Fox, they deem themselves as classic

668
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:43,080
rock. And actually, KY is not a good comparison because they didn't deem themselves classic rock.

669
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:49,800
They did some new stuff too and all that. Okay. 101 is classic rock. That's what their moniker is.

670
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:54,280
That's what they deem themselves. That's what they play. So there's other classic rock stations in

671
00:52:54,280 --> 00:53:00,600
America. There's a lot of them. So they, they can't do it until 25 years or they're supposed to not

672
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:08,440
do it until 25 years. 25 years makes a song, a classic rock song. Okay. So you want to hear

673
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:14,120
what songs the first of the year are going to be classic rock songs. You'll hear them on 101 the

674
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:20,040
Fox or 96 whatever out of Columbia or what, you know, you know what I'm talking about?

675
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:27,960
The one down, Big Dog out of Joplin or whatever. Okay. All right. These are the songs.

676
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,080
Oh, Big Dog out of Joplin. You know that station too?

677
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,920
Yeah. I love that station. Oh, I do too. Yeah.

678
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,600
I used to live there. I used to stay some of the time there years ago.

679
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,520
Yeah, they're excellent. I hope they're still around.

680
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,360
But actually I was down there when they first started.

681
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,880
Really? They're a great, they were, they were fantastic. Well,

682
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:52,440
anyhow, so if they're still around, these are the songs that they can add at the first of the year.

683
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,280
Fuel, Hemorrhage, In My Hands.

684
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,440
What? Yes.

685
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,120
Next one, Kid Rock, American Badass.

686
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:13,720
Now Big Dog or 101 would not play this one. I know this one was really eye-opening. Ricky Martin,

687
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:22,360
she bangs, but you would not hear that on 101 or, or Big Dog. This next one is not a very well

688
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:30,040
known song, but I loved it because I'm a huge fan of Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath. Dave Grohl and

689
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:37,800
Tony Iommi did a song for Tony Iommi's solo album that he did in the 90s. And the song is called,

690
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:43,880
no, it was in the 2000s, Goodbye Lament. And it is a great song. If you, if you don't ever

691
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,000
look it up sometime, Iommi and Grohl, Goodbye Lament.

692
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:57,240
Like lament. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I've heard of it. Okay. It's a great song. Metallica, I Disappear.

693
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,000
25 years.

694
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,920
Started Metallica. Oh, sorry.

695
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:17,640
Good one, Rob. No doubt. Do it. No, it's true. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,

696
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:25,640
Oh, it's true. Um, you're only as good as your last album is what Ozzy Osbourne said and he's correct.

697
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,680
it's, it's because they've changed so much. They can't put out the same music.

698
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,680
Well, yeah. And they all went through rehab and they're not angry anymore. Angry music makes

699
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:47,560
great music they're not angry anymore they don't care see Trent Reznor he can't

700
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:51,800
Trent Reznor is not angry anymore he can't put out a song to save his life

701
00:55:51,800 --> 00:56:04,000
okay no no doubt ex-girlfriend disturbed down with the sickness classic rock okay

702
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:21,400
God smack awake classic rock Creed arms wide open awake almost made by list it's

703
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:32,720
classic rock as the first of the year Creed arms wide open January 1st you'll

704
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:42,920
probably hear it on 101 the Fox and Big Dog if they're around yeah yeah this song

705
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:54,760
woke me up I'm like yeah red hot chili peppers California cation okay come on

706
00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:01,880
no joke filter take a picture that wasn't very well-known song but I know

707
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:09,080
about it and it doesn't seem like it's 25 years Eminem the real Slim Shady

708
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:18,600
please stand up yeah 25 yes yes yes I believe that yeah cuz he's had so many

709
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,440
hits after that it does seem like it's always back there I agree well I was

710
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:34,200
living in st. Joe okay okay and working with a guy that lived across the street

711
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:45,120
from his mom blah blah blah anyway yeah oh Marshall Marshall Marshall

712
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:50,400
matters or whatever I was living up there and yeah Marshall Mathers I think

713
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:54,840
is his real name he came from st. Joe Marshall matters he came from st. Joe did

714
00:57:54,840 --> 00:58:04,400
you know him he he grew up in st. Joe Missouri you know that right yeah yeah

715
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:09,880
okay did you know him oh okay I got you okay you didn't know him personally

716
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:15,560
knowing but I worked with a guy that lived across the street from okay okay I

717
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:22,080
got it now okay Wow all right rage against the machine

718
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:30,560
gorilla radio Wow I know great song doesn't seem like it's 25 years but it

719
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:41,400
is yeah corn falling away from me yep I always consider that one of their later

720
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:56,600
songs bunch Bon Jovi it's my life yeah these last ones got me really good the

721
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,320
last three I could not believe I mean all of them were kind of like what but

722
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:10,440
these ones were like I'm shaking my head Bush warm machine Wow three doors down

723
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:27,920
kryptonite 25 years dude and the finally one that got me coldplay yellow 25 years

724
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:40,640
yeah okay yeah 25 years okay see I thought I looked that one up for a 90s

725
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:56,840
list it's 2000 so okay yeah yeah they will be okay gotcha yep yep yeah see

726
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:04,080
that's why I didn't make my list okay yeah it couldn't make your list because

727
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,360
of that so I think you even said that when you went into your list so anyhow

728
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:14,800
yeah I have some emails we can get to a little bit later do you want to take a

729
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,920
break and come back to one of your things and then we can go into the emails

730
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:23,400
does that sound okay all right well do you have a little bit of time are you

731
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:29,440
okay with it okay we'll be right back

732
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:45,200
jam X what the hell happened you were the generation of change

733
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:54,880
you never wanted to be one at the field spoke for you not the man not the system

734
01:00:54,880 --> 01:01:02,400
what the hell happened the generation of angst the generation of non-compliance

735
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:07,400
is now buying a boat you're really fed up to kill someone

736
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:15,520
dangle the dollar near you great job Xers everything's ruined

737
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:29,360
next time you take a dump listen to two douchebags in a microphone it's been

738
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:38,240
proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal to the dish bags a microphone

739
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:47,160
in an effort to keep everything fresh we offer you first world problems damn it

740
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:53,560
the city services website is down again I can't believe this I'm gonna have to

741
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:59,040
actually call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill this is ridiculous

742
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:04,880
and now deep thoughts with Mark

743
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:13,640
let's see here a package of eight hot dogs a package of ten hot dog buns I

744
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:19,320
would have to buy ten packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out

745
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:25,760
should I buy them at once should I freeze them or just continue to zigzag

746
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:31,720
them and hope for the best I hate adulting

747
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:47,840
this is Chicago I am the most dangerous city in North America you can't touch me

748
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:57,160
oh yeah this is Kansas City here hold my beer bitch Howard Stern just signed a

749
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:01,200
ten-year contract extension

750
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:19,960
oh to douchebags and microphone I'm Mark and Rob Rob you got something for us

751
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:27,200
yeah I do since we've been on music all night I'm gonna take us off strip okay

752
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:36,160
something I read cross-eyed Rob by the way wondered you sound great Rob you

753
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:43,400
sound great me yeah you do you sound fantastic well thank you you'll hear it

754
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:51,480
you when you listen to this you'll hear it anyhow go ahead I can tell I can tell

755
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:58,640
you sound robust and strong really good I like a oh I forgot to tell you about

756
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:06,480
that I got to add this okay or did I tell you about my propane

757
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:16,440
recertification today no no I did not oh yeah well since we went through a

758
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:24,360
foreman change and our last foreman was the only other one than me certified to

759
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:31,080
fill our propane tanks for our forklifts because we have a propane filling

760
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:38,520
station on our property to feral gas uh-huh

761
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:45,480
I have a new yeah for gas right for me wonder how come more businesses don't do

762
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:50,840
that they don't do that up here everyone I ever worked at where you got to see

763
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:57,960
where we're located and gas there they service out there everything is out of

764
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:05,000
weapon it uh-huh and we're like a half hour north out like forks in the country

765
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:13,000
coming in to camp in Lake of the Ozarks so we allow you know somehow before I

766
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:22,600
started there was a five yeah five thousand gallon tank for gallon propane

767
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:29,880
tank outside mm-hmm there has a fill station where their trucks can come in

768
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:35,680
walk out on route they'll run low instead of driving a half hour lead in

769
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:44,200
driving a half hour back to finish a route uh-huh they stop in to us and fill up well

770
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:52,800
in return we get to fill up our propane tanks for our forklifts what a good

771
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:59,400
that's that's pretty genius there save some money okay okay well the thing is

772
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:07,680
you have to have somebody certified mm-hmm well when I first started we had

773
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:16,760
two people certified they left the new foreman and a guy in the office that

774
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:21,600
runs a warehouse we're gonna get re-certified in the form and asked me he

775
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:28,840
goes hey you gonna be here for a while I said yeah I'll be here to for he kind of

776
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:34,840
laughed he goes no are you gonna be working here for a while I said yeah

777
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:46,840
you guys you only get a certified to fill propane sure well I took the test

778
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:55,400
passed it well that foreman is no longer with this so that's left me by myself

779
01:06:55,400 --> 01:07:07,360
uh-huh which the fill over takes about it takes about a half hour you know

780
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:13,640
okay it puts me away from the saw keep it up but you know what I mean uh-huh

781
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:24,320
well we finally have come in today and they were gonna certify two people okay

782
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:28,800
and I was talking to them as yeah I don't know when my certification is up

783
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:37,680
and I looked at my thing it was next May mm-hmm and they say well you want to

784
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:45,760
re-certify boys here so I called him back uh-huh yeah yeah why not

785
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:55,200
I knew how long it took I got a hell of a break dude I got a hell of a break

786
01:07:55,200 --> 01:08:12,520
excellent I took two and a half hours to get re-certified awesome and now we got

787
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:22,480
two other guys that could do it cool yeah oh yeah it was a fun day yeah but

788
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:29,960
it didn't mean I didn't have bust my ass coming back to it very cool all right

789
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:36,160
you were gonna go into something we're gonna go into the candy world it sounds

790
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:46,680
good first most trick-or-treaters rodeo fans and general candy enthusiasts

791
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:53,560
circus peanuts rake somewhere between raisins and candy corn on the list of

792
01:08:53,560 --> 01:09:00,720
sweets to skip you know I mean by the circus peanuts yeah yeah yeah they're

793
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:06,640
orange fuzzy sweeter yeah yeah yeah I know what you're talking about with the

794
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:16,880
dots in it uh-huh yep okay the orange fuzzy lejun doppleganger is so famously

795
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:31,320
disliked it shares decisive icon status with black licorice pineapple pizza and

796
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:50,600
it's a lot true so long true okay I like okay yeah I do too but while almost anybody could identify those other three items in a blind taste test

797
01:09:50,600 --> 01:10:01,720
mm-hmm circus peanuts are more mysterious yeah I would agree have you ever be able

798
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:09,280
to figure out the flavor that's where I'm going here no no okay

799
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:15,200
circuit circus peanuts have been made by a variety of different companies over

800
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:21,680
the last couple hundred years mm-hmm so their packaging has varied but neither

801
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:28,840
the jockey crooked smile covering a bag of rocks circus peanuts nor the

802
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:39,200
unsettling clam floating across angler version betrayed the true flavor inside

803
01:10:39,200 --> 01:11:05,680
okay okay go ahead artificial banana huh I didn't expect to hear that flavor

804
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:16,680
artificial banana artificial but I don't you could I would have said liverwurst

805
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:23,440
before I said artificial banana geez okay okay we've kind of quick giving out

806
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:50,440
our look where we find these good at chow hound calm that's where I found it okay the story goes in deeper but yeah the reason why circus peanuts taste like bananas I'm not going that yeah that was very cool though okay

807
01:11:53,440 --> 01:12:13,440
okay all right well should we do some emails after that weird thing okay okay bananas artificial bananas I'll never figure that one out but okay I like I said I would have thought it was liverwurst

808
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:42,440
flavor before I thought artificial bananas it's just anyhow okay all right first email I just listened to Tover's preview the music creeps his list of Alice Cooper solos I really enjoyed I I would like I did too I love how intricate he got about it too and why he liked it it's very good I would like it if Rob and Mark would do a music creeps preview similar to Topers now you know why I asked you that right

809
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:59,440
yeah okay I was thinking that and then I got this email and I'm like you know what that is a good idea we both we both need to do that too okay also if you guys need to come up with something let's get started man okay why wait for after the end of the

810
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:28,440
yeah we could do it yeah what I'm gonna be doing the podcast tomorrow I couldn't do it today because I had some medical stuff that I had to do which turned out really good so that's excellent okay yep hopefully I'll be around a little bit longer to piss people off okay also if you guys do one what artists if you do what I don't know what they're trying to say here

811
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:55,440
also if you guys do one what artists would reach one of you pick Scott and Prescott County Scott Prescott County not Prescott is that Prescott County no it says Prescott County Prescott is Prescott in Prescott County

812
01:13:55,440 --> 01:14:24,440
no it isn't no no no that's Lynn Lynn County yeah okay I don't know where Prescott County is Prescott Kansas is what we're thinking yeah um Scott I don't know what you're trying to say um send another one please because I'll do it one more time to make sure we didn't miss something also if you guys do one what artists would each one of you pick also if you guys do

813
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:53,440
one what artists would you each one of you pick maybe some punctuation also okay okay also if you guys do one okay there should be a comment there but what do you want is what Topher did with Alice Cooper oh but he wants you to pick an artist and he wants me to pick an artist okay he didn't put a comment there said also if you guys do one

814
01:14:53,440 --> 01:15:21,440
yeah yeah what artists was each one of you pick okay thank you Rob I'm gonna go Ozzy Ozzy you know what I'm taking mine off the slate actually I got someone else I think I'm gonna do anyhow so Scott Scott we're pretty sure that's what you asked but if it wasn't send me another email and be a little bit more specific please okay

815
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:50,440
please do please yeah well we'd love to answer so okay Mark you are an asshole I'm now addicted to real sugar Coke and Pepsi I'm yet to find the Dr. Pepper Joan Radford you have any you have anybody named Joan Radford in your family not my immediate family but I know there are there is district family I would need

816
01:15:50,440 --> 01:16:14,440
I would need see I yeah all of us rappers are pretty much he did down the line related I do know that well then she must be related don't say where she's from I just need to know where she lives okay Joan since you didn't put where you live will you if it's Oklahoma

817
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:43,440
southern Missouri southern anywhere in Kansas okay she didn't cover that in a way we're related okay well there you go Joan right back right back there is an actual rapper Facebook group that nobody's touched in years but there's people in Australia huh the Carolinas Texas yeah

818
01:16:43,440 --> 01:17:01,440
okay all right well Joan there you go look up your family when we'll lineage and you'll probably find Robin there okay I think Joan I think you missed the whole point of going real sugar on everything they don't sell it that many quick stops or quick trip they don't sell it

819
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:30,440
quick he stops or nothing and the whole point was is once I lost my taste for corn syrup I can't just drink a regular Coke or Pepsi so I don't drink it nearly as much now whenever I'm around a real sugar one I do buy it but it's not that often I'm around a real sugar one so I don't consider myself addicted to it I consider myself not being a fan of corn syrup but if you love it that's cool and you can get the okay the real sugar Dr. Pepper the original formula is

820
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:58,440
you can get online and it's through the Dr. Pepper Museum you can order it there or you can come up to Kansas City I don't know where you live Kansas City has this place called Casey's Soda Shop that sells it there and also in certain stores with certain distributors they also sell them but the way you know it's the original real sugar formula of Dr. Pepper is it comes in a bottle only and it says made with imperial real sugar

821
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:27,440
the only difference between that and the original one that they made way back when was this stuff isn't made with artesian well water that's the only difference but it's a real sugar Dr. Pepper and it's harder to find because they kind of consider that the original formula now so anyhow okay Mark how come Rob doesn't call into the sports show like he used to call into the other show with Topher? Will doesn't say where he's from either

822
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:56,440
he's at work. You want me to go ahead Rob? The reason is because Mark and Topher record theirs during the day and I'm at work. Otherwise he would call in. Point blank point blank. Yeah and that's how come when we do the music creeps they'll be during the week we're gonna do it like we said last week and you may not have heard the podcast but anyhow what we're gonna do is yeah we're gonna send you the questions.

823
01:18:56,440 --> 01:19:22,440
They're gonna be recorded or they're gonna have my answers whatever. So Rob's gonna be a part of it whatever we can do so and then we'll probably still we'll still have this podcast too so okay next one Mark now that the election is over back then you said you had a theory about the Trump shooter anyway you could elaborate on that Tony S. Doesn't say where he's from either.

824
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:51,440
Anyhow okay um I'm gonna save that for one podcast a one off. I have a definite theory and I strongly believe in it. Why do I have to do that? Yeah that's gonna be a one off because it's a very intricate and I have facts of other attempted assassinations or actually assassinations too and I have facts that I can put out from each side putting them all together.

825
01:19:51,440 --> 01:20:02,440
So it's gonna probably be an hour long podcast at least but yeah I will go into it but we don't have time here so okay.

826
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:31,440
Okay okay both of you douches what would your top three classic Western artists be? John and OP John and OP back strong with another question. Three classic Western artists Slim Whitman Hank Williams the first and Patsy Cline.

827
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:53,440
Okay I definitely gotta go with Patsy. Oh yeah. I definitely gotta go with Hank. Oh yeah. But then I gotta go with George Jones. Oh okay now I kind of I'm sticking with Slim Whitman but George Jones is solid. Yeah yeah.

828
01:20:53,440 --> 01:21:15,440
John and OP don't be a stranger call me. Hey we didn't need two weeks to think about that one that's pretty cool. Yeah yeah. John and OP call me man you know what about. Okay um and finally Mark what is your favorite cruise ports and why? Vicky and KC two KC ones in a row.

829
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:35,440
Vicky I don't think we've ever heard from before but so okay thank you for listening Vicky. Okay number one's Miami. I love the port because when you leave there you go past Miami Beach and there is actually a naked beach on the other side of it not because all the women there are pretty but because it is a sight to see.

830
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:50,440
Old Europeans sagging everywhere naked. And also the ports easy to get around in very easy to get in and out of so and it's beautiful the whole Miami skyline. John maybe I'm single.

831
01:21:50,440 --> 01:22:09,440
Then lose me before I beat. Rob I don't know I don't know. Okay anyhow yeah Miami Fort Lauderdale anyway Fort Lauderdale and then Long Beach. Long Beach has got one of the neatest cruise ports you'll ever see it's beautiful.

832
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:30,440
It has palm trees on the inside of it and it's not too far from Long Beach Airport which is a half outside airport it's half outside half inside because the weather there is usually nice and so you can have a real experience you can fly into Long Beach Airport which most believe it or not Southwest and most major air carriers go there.

833
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:43,440
You go into Southwest you go into Long Beach you go into Long Beach Airport and then go straight to the cruise terminal which is beautiful both of them are really cool experiences.

834
01:22:43,440 --> 01:23:05,440
So one is Miami two is Fort Lauderdale just because you go through some different areas Everglades and all that's just really cool and scenic and once again you see the whole skyline at Fort Lauderdale Miami West Palm Beach that whole thing is just nothing but like huge hotels and beaches and stuff it's really cool looking.

835
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:16,440
So that's it right there and after three I don't really have a preference so okay.

836
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:20,440
We are all caught up on emails believe it or not.

837
01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:27,440
Oh really. As far as I know we are unless it's not working again which is very possible.

838
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:38,440
Well update I still have yet to hear from Teresa from Lake Ozark. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right. Okay. She may not have listened to it yet.

839
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:41,440
Okay.

840
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:56,440
She may not have listened to it yet who knows. So, you know that's the thing about podcast is is people grab them whenever they have a time. So, you know, I know people that listen like John and OP he's like 10 behind.

841
01:23:56,440 --> 01:24:15,440
So, her question had me intrigued. Yeah color wasn't it that favorite color. Yeah. What is my favorite color. Why would you be asking me that when you live that close to me.

842
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:23,440
Well, that's why I said that's why I had you. That's why I had you give the email. I didn't be reading into it like I normally do.

843
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:32,440
No dude I read the same thing into it. That's why I said hey give her your email and you guys can communicate like that because it definitely seemed like she had some sort of an interest like that in you.

844
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:36,440
I mean why else would you want to know someone's favorite color.

845
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:45,440
So, so Teresa for completely wrong on this. Okay, but that's kind of way I saw it to Rob.

846
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:54,440
Yeah. Okay. Well, Teresa not a word Teresa answer him back. Come on now.

847
01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:58,440
I think that's about it in it.

848
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,440
Or you got something you want to do. Yeah.

849
01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:07,440
Well, go ahead. It hit pretty heavy on music tonight right. Uh huh. Yeah.

850
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:19,440
I got one more. All right. Cool Rob. It's something I found. Okay. It's something I found Facebook. Let's put it that way. Okay.

851
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:29,440
It says yes, heavy metal music can calm you down and help you with your mental health.

852
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:32,440
Okay.

853
01:25:32,440 --> 01:25:48,440
Heavy metal can help reduce stress and negative emotions and even lower cortisol levels to stress hormone.

854
01:25:48,440 --> 01:26:01,440
So it can relieve your stress hormones with this effect. Now I don't know if this is true or not. I'm on Facebook. I ran across.

855
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,440
Okay.

856
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,440
I can believe it.

857
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:09,440
I can believe it.

858
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:13,440
Oh, it goes on a little more. Okay.

859
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:25,440
Having metal can help you process intense emotions like anger and regulate your emotions.

860
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:27,440
I could see that.

861
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:30,440
Honestly, I get it too.

862
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:37,440
It does that to me for somewhat of a.

863
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:48,440
I don't know quite how to describe it. It is a energizing calm. Would that be a good way to describe it? Yeah. You listen to the music, your anger comes out.

864
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:57,440
And when you don't listen to music, you go on with life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. That's perfect. I get it.

865
01:26:57,440 --> 01:27:05,440
Next, heavy metal can boost your confidence.

866
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:12,440
I believe that I get that what I get that one too.

867
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:24,440
Heavy metal can enhance positive emotions and help you explore your full range of emotions.

868
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:30,440
Wow. I all of this I see. Do you?

869
01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:33,440
Yeah. Yeah.

870
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:39,440
And actually, the final one I see too.

871
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:43,440
It kind of goes along the same thing.

872
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:45,440
Okay.

873
01:27:45,440 --> 01:28:00,440
The controlled screaming, those controlled screaming and heavy metal can help you channel your emotions in a healthy way.

874
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:04,440
Cool.

875
01:28:04,440 --> 01:28:05,440
Yeah.

876
01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:16,440
In other words, if you say any songs and they're screaming, it can help you. I see it. I see it.

877
01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:24,440
I've had it happen before and I'm sure you have to just like belting out the words to a song and just feeling better.

878
01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:28,440
You're all pissed off. You listen to.

879
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:37,440
Some heavy metal song and you're belting it out, driving in your car or whatever.

880
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:42,440
And you just have to see it. You feel better. You're really good.

881
01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:49,440
No. Back in my old job, I used to go out of town. Me and a guy that I used to work with a lot out of town used to do that.

882
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:55,440
We'd go out there during break. It was a really, really frustrating job. Like nothing fit.

883
01:28:55,440 --> 01:29:06,440
We had to dig out some glass, had to do the, you know, cut some posts, just really bad days and, you know, running up and down stairs, all that stuff.

884
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:12,440
We go out during lunch break and crank some really heavy music. We come back in feeling much better. So I get it.

885
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:19,440
And then I do that just in town, you know, jobs before that. I'd leave and everyone, everything pissed me off.

886
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:27,440
And I'd just be like, you know what? I just start screaming. Yeah, I get it. I feel the same way. So I do too.

887
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:39,440
I ran across that wall ago. I mean, I had tonight lined out and actually bumped one to listen.

888
01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:48,440
I felt this with so much. You know, I've actually got another story I want to get to, too, because it's about the election.

889
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:53,440
OK, all right. OK, cool. We're going to do it then.

890
01:29:53,440 --> 01:30:01,440
New York Post asked Pornhub for the election week porn data to find out what each state looked for.

891
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:08,440
And let me explain this a little bit better. OK, they determined by algorithms in the mount time.

892
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:21,440
The part there when we were doing our podcast, when nobody knew who was winning anything yet, right, like from seven o'clock to maybe nine o'clock, right?

893
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:26,440
Everyone was just going, well, we think this is swinging red. We think this is swinging blue, but they're not for sure. Right.

894
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:33,440
During that time, people watched a lot of porn. They they speculated to calm them.

895
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:38,440
So porn during that time, it was up like 80%

896
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:44,440
and then when the results started tallying in after 9 o'clock, porn went down to like 5%.

897
01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:48,440
This is Pornhub reporting this, okay?

898
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:49,440
So...

899
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,440
I believe you, I believe you.

900
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:57,440
Yeah, so what they gathered was, is people were using porn to de-stress.

901
01:30:57,440 --> 01:31:00,440
So they're going to Pornhub and stuff like this.

902
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:06,440
So, this New York Post asked Pornhub for the election week porn data

903
01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:09,440
to find out what each state looked for.

904
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:14,440
So here's just a little sample size, a little snack bar snicker size

905
01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:17,440
of what states were looking for.

906
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:22,440
Washington state were looking for transgenders.

907
01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:28,440
North Dakota was looking for Native American porn.

908
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:32,440
Did know there's such a thing, did you?

909
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:34,440
Don't knock it.

910
01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:37,440
No, no, no, no, no. Indian women are very beautiful.

911
01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:39,440
Oh, yes.

912
01:31:39,440 --> 01:31:42,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have great features.

913
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:49,440
A lot of my family comes from down around Oklahoma.

914
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:53,440
That's why I was asking about Joan.

915
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:55,440
Oh, well...

916
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:57,440
Where she's from.

917
01:31:57,440 --> 01:32:00,440
Joan Radford, send an email back.

918
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:04,440
Don't worry about it, I got that.

919
01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:09,440
There's Facebook, I can find out where she's from and see if she's related.

920
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:12,440
And then we can address it on the air later.

921
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:13,440
Okay, that'll work.

922
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,440
I'm not going to bug her. I'm not going to bug her.

923
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:19,440
Okay, like I said, North Dakota is Native American.

924
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:23,440
Colorado was no-nut November.

925
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,440
What the hell is no-nut? Hang on.

926
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,440
Hang on, hang on, let's put this up.

927
01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:30,440
No-nut November.

928
01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:34,440
No-nut, no.

929
01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,440
You can't make this shit up.

930
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:38,440
Oh, I got it. How could we do that?

931
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:42,440
Okay, no-nut November, also known as abbreviated NNN,

932
01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:46,440
is an annual Internet challenge of sexual abstinence

933
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:50,440
and not masturbating during the month of November.

934
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:52,440
Here's an AI overview on it.

935
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:56,440
No-nut November is a challenge where participants abstain from masturbation

936
01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:58,440
for the entire month of November.

937
01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:03,440
It's similar to no-shave November, where people stop shaving their beards for a month.

938
01:33:03,440 --> 01:33:06,440
Some people take the challenge for its alleged health benefits,

939
01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:11,440
which include increased testosterone, muscle growth, increased stamina, thicker hair,

940
01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:13,440
improved sperm quality, reduced stress.

941
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:17,440
Okay, you know what? There's a bunch of shit I guess it does if you don't jerk off.

942
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:19,440
I got bluffed.

943
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:22,440
No wonder my hair's falling out.

944
01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:24,440
No, it isn't falling out.

945
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:26,440
But anyhow, okay.

946
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:34,440
California, they have it right with thick and curvy porn, don't they?

947
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:35,440
Hey.

948
01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:37,440
Thick and curvy porn.

949
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,440
No, no, I'm not. I'm not dogging it. No, I'm not.

950
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:42,440
I'm not. I say they have it right with it.

951
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:44,440
I like curvy.

952
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:46,440
Yeah, I do too. I do too.

953
01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:49,440
I always have. I always liked them thick.

954
01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:51,440
So.

955
01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:53,440
A little cushion for the pushin'.

956
01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:55,440
Yep, nothing wrong with that at all.

957
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:57,440
I'm a small guy, man.

958
01:33:57,440 --> 01:34:00,440
They're him.

959
01:34:00,440 --> 01:34:04,440
You like to just lay on top and go to sleep, huh?

960
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:05,440
Suck in your thumb.

961
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:07,440
When you're done, why not?

962
01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:11,440
Suck in your thumb.

963
01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:17,440
Okay, California, I agree with them 100%. Thick and curvy. Awesome.

964
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:20,440
Wyoming was car sex.

965
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,440
Okay.

966
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:25,440
I don't know what's so cool about that.

967
01:34:25,440 --> 01:34:31,440
Yeah, I know. I thought everyone was kind of sick of that by the time you turned 22.

968
01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:33,440
So anyhow.

969
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:36,440
Iowa is rim job.

970
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:39,440
Those filthies.

971
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:45,440
Those filthies out there in Iowa.

972
01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:47,440
They're all up there.

973
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:49,440
And they thought.

974
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:52,440
They thought E. coli was coming from the corn.

975
01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:54,440
No, no, no, no.

976
01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:57,440
They thought immigrants were pissing on the corn or shitting on the corn.

977
01:34:57,440 --> 01:35:02,440
No, it's from the rim jobs.

978
01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:06,440
Oh, Missouri. You know what Missouri is?

979
01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:07,440
Oh my God.

980
01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:10,440
Blow bang.

981
01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:12,440
What the fuck is blow bang?

982
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,440
Hang on.

983
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,440
We're learning new stuff here.

984
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:18,440
I wonder if that's a website.

985
01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:19,440
Hang on.

986
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:21,440
Blow.

987
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:22,440
No, this is from Pornhub.

988
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:24,440
So it could be.

989
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:26,440
Blow bang.

990
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:33,440
It's a slang vulgar, a sex act involving one individual performing oral sex on more than one man.

991
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:36,440
Oh my gosh.

992
01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:37,440
Missouri.

993
01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:38,440
I'm sorry, Iowa.

994
01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:39,440
I take it back.

995
01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:42,440
I take it back.

996
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:52,440
The act of performing fellatio on four or more men at one time.

997
01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:54,440
Missouri's blow bang.

998
01:35:54,440 --> 01:35:55,440
Oh my gosh.

999
01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:57,440
OK.

1000
01:35:57,440 --> 01:35:58,440
I'm sorry, Iowa.

1001
01:35:58,440 --> 01:36:01,440
Your rim jobs seem tame now.

1002
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:06,440
Oh my God, you're sitting up.

1003
01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:07,440
I wonder what the hell is wrong with me.

1004
01:36:07,440 --> 01:36:09,440
What's wrong with you?

1005
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:13,440
Because I'm laughing so hard.

1006
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:15,440
The next one.

1007
01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:16,440
Oh, no, no.

1008
01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:21,440
New Mexico is butt plug porn.

1009
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:22,440
OK.

1010
01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:26,440
There you go, cousin Tony.

1011
01:36:26,440 --> 01:36:28,440
You like your butt plugs, are you?

1012
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:29,440
OK.

1013
01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:34,440
I have a cousin Tony in New Mexico.

1014
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,440
There you go.

1015
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:37,440
I'm sure he likes watching butt plug porn.

1016
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:38,440
It sounds like.

1017
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:40,440
I doubt it.

1018
01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:41,440
OK.

1019
01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:42,440
He isn't one of them.

1020
01:36:42,440 --> 01:36:43,440
OK.

1021
01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:48,440
Michigan is suck my balls.

1022
01:36:48,440 --> 01:36:49,440
I could see that one.

1023
01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:51,440
I get it.

1024
01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:52,440
I get it.

1025
01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:56,440
I know people from Michigan.

1026
01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:57,440
Arizona.

1027
01:36:57,440 --> 01:37:04,440
You know, home of the old wrinkled ones where old people go to finally meet the dirt.

1028
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:05,440
Yeah.

1029
01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:10,440
Ass looking.

1030
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:12,440
Those boomers are sick fucks.

1031
01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:14,440
Are they not?

1032
01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:16,440
Are they not those old wrinkles?

1033
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:21,440
Those old fucking wrinkle ranchers are.

1034
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:22,440
That's looking.

1035
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:30,440
I guess that's the same as a rim job in it.

1036
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:32,440
This is beyond fucked up.

1037
01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:34,440
I have a copy of my quill apple.

1038
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:37,440
Go ahead.

1039
01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:39,440
Well, they're old enough.

1040
01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:41,440
All the hair is gone.

1041
01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:43,440
Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on.

1042
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:46,440
This has nothing to do with nothing, but we're talking about old people.

1043
01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:47,440
Hi, Grandma Opal.

1044
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:48,440
Hi, Jimmy.

1045
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:50,440
Hi, Ricky.

1046
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:52,440
Hi, Grandma.

1047
01:37:52,440 --> 01:37:53,440
Sorry.

1048
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:54,440
We know you're not into this.

1049
01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:55,440
Hi, Ricky.

1050
01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:56,440
Hi, Jimmy.

1051
01:37:56,440 --> 01:37:58,440
We're just talking about older people.

1052
01:37:58,440 --> 01:37:59,440
That's all.

1053
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,440
You have nothing to do with ass licking.

1054
01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:03,440
We love you, Grandma Opal.

1055
01:38:03,440 --> 01:38:06,440
You are not a part of the ass licking and we're making sure everyone knows that Grandma

1056
01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:10,440
Opal does not lick ass or watch it.

1057
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:14,440
If she was listening, she isn't now.

1058
01:38:14,440 --> 01:38:19,440
I know she might be laughing.

1059
01:38:19,440 --> 01:38:22,440
If she liked our humor before, I guarantee you she's laughing.

1060
01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:24,440
I see that.

1061
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:27,440
Louisiana is goth.

1062
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:29,440
Okay, I guess that's people.

1063
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:30,440
Yeah, I see that.

1064
01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:31,440
Okay.

1065
01:38:31,440 --> 01:38:35,440
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, knowing the heritage.

1066
01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:37,440
Yeah, I see that.

1067
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:39,440
Yeah, okay.

1068
01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:42,440
Yeah, and New Orleans is huge of goths.

1069
01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:43,440
New Orleans, yeah.

1070
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:45,440
Okay, I can see that.

1071
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:49,440
South Dakota is amateur cuckold.

1072
01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:57,440
I think cuckold is that's where like you watch while someone like fucking nails your wife.

1073
01:38:57,440 --> 01:38:58,440
Yeah.

1074
01:38:58,440 --> 01:38:59,440
Okay.

1075
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:00,440
Okay.

1076
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:02,440
So amateur nail my girl.

1077
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,440
Amateur.

1078
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:05,440
Amateur come bang my girl.

1079
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,440
Okay.

1080
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:07,440
All right, South Dakota.

1081
01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:08,440
You guys are sick fucks too.

1082
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:15,440
All right, South Dakota, I can see your board up there.

1083
01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:16,440
All right.

1084
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:19,440
Oh, Minnesota.

1085
01:39:19,440 --> 01:39:20,440
Guess what they liked?

1086
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,440
What?

1087
01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:24,440
Sloppy second porn.

1088
01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:31,440
Hey, they like it used and drippy.

1089
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:34,440
Oh, man.

1090
01:39:34,440 --> 01:39:37,440
Go ahead.

1091
01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:38,440
What?

1092
01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:40,440
No, no, never mind.

1093
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:42,440
Never mind.

1094
01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:46,440
Okay, Wisconsin light swap.

1095
01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:52,440
I guess that's swinging swinging, I guess.

1096
01:39:52,440 --> 01:39:54,440
There you go.

1097
01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:55,440
There you go.

1098
01:39:55,440 --> 01:40:00,440
Packers.

1099
01:40:00,440 --> 01:40:10,440
And and finally, Florida was mega porn mega like Make America Great again or okay.

1100
01:40:10,440 --> 01:40:11,440
Hang on.

1101
01:40:11,440 --> 01:40:13,440
Let me see what mega porn is.

1102
01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:19,440
I can't believe we're learning new shit.

1103
01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:23,440
Hang on.

1104
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:25,440
Where did you got to screw somebody?

1105
01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:26,440
Trump?

1106
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:28,440
I don't know.

1107
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:29,440
Oh, geez.

1108
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:30,440
Okay.

1109
01:40:30,440 --> 01:40:32,440
Maga porn videos.

1110
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:33,440
Let's see.

1111
01:40:33,440 --> 01:40:36,440
Explanation because it took me to Pornhub.

1112
01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:37,440
Maga porn videos.

1113
01:40:37,440 --> 01:40:38,440
Okay.

1114
01:40:38,440 --> 01:40:41,440
Maga porn explanation.

1115
01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:45,440
You better be glad your wife ain't listening.

1116
01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:52,440
I hope not.

1117
01:40:52,440 --> 01:40:53,440
She got her ass.

1118
01:40:53,440 --> 01:40:55,440
Okay.

1119
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:58,440
It is the you're right.

1120
01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,440
It is the act.

1121
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:07,440
It's it's the act of dress dressing up like a mega fan male or female and having sex.

1122
01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:11,440
Oh, my God.

1123
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:13,440
Wow.

1124
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:14,440
Okay.

1125
01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:19,440
I'm gonna look for Florida.

1126
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:22,440
I'm gonna look for the definition.

1127
01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:29,440
It is true Trump nation.

1128
01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:31,440
Wow.

1129
01:41:31,440 --> 01:41:32,440
Okay.

1130
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:33,440
Porn.

1131
01:41:33,440 --> 01:41:34,440
Okay.

1132
01:41:34,440 --> 01:41:35,440
Okay.

1133
01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,440
Okay.

1134
01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:38,440
Here's what it is.

1135
01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:45,440
There's a bunch of mega porn stars that dress up like a mega like like maybe like Trump

1136
01:41:45,440 --> 01:41:50,440
or or maybe like the vice president.

1137
01:41:50,440 --> 01:41:52,440
Shit.

1138
01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:53,440
Anyhow.

1139
01:41:53,440 --> 01:41:54,440
Okay.

1140
01:41:54,440 --> 01:41:59,440
Or or like one of the cabinet members that he has or whatever like someone like might

1141
01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:03,440
might look like Sarah Huckabee and dress like her and having porn.

1142
01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:04,440
That's what this is.

1143
01:42:04,440 --> 01:42:13,800
It's like insinuating a cast of characters that were mega and them having sex.

1144
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,440
That's mega porn.

1145
01:42:15,440 --> 01:42:16,440
So.

1146
01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:19,440
Okay, Florida.

1147
01:42:19,440 --> 01:42:20,440
Wow.

1148
01:42:20,440 --> 01:42:23,440
You opened my horizon.

1149
01:42:23,440 --> 01:42:26,440
Yeah.

1150
01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:29,440
Should we end on that or do you have anything else?

1151
01:42:29,440 --> 01:42:32,440
I think we should end on that.

1152
01:42:32,440 --> 01:42:33,440
All right.

1153
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:35,440
Now, if you guys didn't know now you do.

1154
01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:37,440
So there you go.

1155
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:43,440
Your information and news leaders to douchebags and like that.

1156
01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:46,440
After that, all I could say is sweet dreams.

1157
01:42:46,440 --> 01:42:47,440
Yeah.

1158
01:42:47,440 --> 01:42:48,440
Yep.

1159
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:50,440
Don't go looking for Magna port.

1160
01:42:50,440 --> 01:42:53,440
Geez.

1161
01:42:53,440 --> 01:42:56,440
Or what was the Missouri one?

1162
01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:57,440
Hang on.

1163
01:42:57,440 --> 01:42:58,440
Where's the sheet?

1164
01:42:58,440 --> 01:43:02,440
Oh, blow bang, blow bang.

1165
01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:03,440
Yeah.

1166
01:43:03,440 --> 01:43:04,440
Yeah.

1167
01:43:04,440 --> 01:43:05,440
They're looking at blow bang.

1168
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:06,440
Oh, shit.

1169
01:43:06,440 --> 01:43:07,440
Blow bang.

1170
01:43:07,440 --> 01:43:11,440
Blow bang is on my memory now because I looked it up.

1171
01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:12,440
Fuck.

1172
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:18,440
Oh, boy.

1173
01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:19,440
All right.

1174
01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:20,440
Drop dead tomorrow.

1175
01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:22,440
And it was like looking through her.

1176
01:43:22,440 --> 01:43:24,440
Hey, let's see what Mark was looking at.

1177
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:25,440
What?

1178
01:43:25,440 --> 01:43:26,440
Oh, my gosh.

1179
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:29,440
That perv, that sicko.

1180
01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:30,440
Call me.

1181
01:43:30,440 --> 01:43:31,440
Call me.

1182
01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:32,440
What the hell is.

1183
01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:35,440
What do you know about Mark?

1184
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:39,440
Just listen to the show about.

1185
01:43:39,440 --> 01:43:40,440
Yeah.

1186
01:43:40,440 --> 01:43:43,440
Just listen to the show and you'll get it all.

1187
01:43:43,440 --> 01:43:44,440
All right.

1188
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:46,440
Rob, thank you for joining me, man.

1189
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:48,440
And this has been a fun episode.

1190
01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:50,440
Whether it sounds good or not, we'll figure it out.

1191
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:51,440
Oh, no.

1192
01:43:51,440 --> 01:43:53,440
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1193
01:43:53,440 --> 01:43:57,440
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1194
01:43:57,440 --> 01:43:58,440
Thanks for listening.

1195
01:43:58,440 --> 01:43:59,440
Good night, assholes.

1196
01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:00,440
Fear not, assholes.

1197
01:44:00,440 --> 01:44:11,440
I'll be back invading your ear holes soon.