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Hi, y'all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America. You can't touch me.

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Oh, yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beard, bitch.

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Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes in... Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark. Why is it when we skate on thin ice,

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we can get into hot water? That just doesn't make sense.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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Hey, your chair produces a sound similar to a fart, but only once. Such that,

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you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair.

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Douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob.

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Rob, you have something to announce. So please.

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Yes. Last Friday, I told you, last week, I told you we were getting cut back to four days a week.

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Well, Friday, my son ran a U-Haul and we moved my son and his girlfriend

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and the two golden labs, thank God, even though I love them, and two cats out of my apartment.

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Yeah. So I now have a new duck blind studio.

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Cool. 12 and a half foot by 12 and a half foot with a double club.

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No, my gosh. You're, you're, you're approaching on the encroaching or whatever you want to call it.

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You are getting on the Talk is Cheap Studio. You are, you're right around the corner,

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sneaking, trying to run in front of us, aren't you?

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Yeah. Well, I ain't got nothing on the walls yet. I'm still busy cleaning up all the dam.

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Lab is over there. Yep. Got it.

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I've got a lot of the, you know, I'm getting a rug doctor this weekend.

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Cool. A little bit of pictures coming.

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Okay, cool. Very cool. We're going to do some emails in a little while. I've got a story that

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a friend of mine sent me. I discussed it over with Tofer, not on the Sports Bastards because it is not

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a sports story, but a friend of mine reminded me of something that I did in school. It was a little

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prank over someone that deserved it. And anyhow, I think I, oh my God.

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Look, let's just call him Jim. I came up with an old time story myself just today.

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Cool. Of the blue.

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Excellent. It had, of course, it had a, it had a,

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it had a, of course, I'm sorry. Yeah.

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The butt of the joke is your brother.

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Of course. Some hate it, stupid,

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that we found hilarious and we went with it. Yeah.

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All right. Yeah, sounds good. Sounded like we were in the right,

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we were connected today. Yeah, yeah, we were, you know.

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Okay. Well, okay. Well, we're talking about stuff right here and we'll go into the stories next.

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Does that sound good? We'll go to yours, take a break, then we'll go into mine. I want to describe

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this podcasting boom that's going on right now. This very directly affects us in every way because

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I am right now talking to a potential sponsor, someone that is nuts about the show, both of them,

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not just douchebags, but the sports bastards. And they can't wait to hear the music creeps

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because I gave them a broad outline of that. They love what we're doing. They love what they're

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doing. They're not asking anything except us to do what we do, which is different than the other

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people that were looking at us that wanted us to do what they wanted us to do. You see, this is

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completely different. It's just a business owner that likes our entertainment. So let me go into

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a little bit of this and this is something that he told me to look up. Okay. With a staggering 81%

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of podcast listeners attentively engaging with podcast ads compared to 63% to admit to tuning

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out the TV commercials. So in other words, Jake from State Farm is getting a whole hum now.

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And podcasting, you're involved. You're involved with the show and you listen. Like if suddenly I

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go, uh, yeah, you know, um, there's this new coffee company called eat my dick. Have you heard of it?

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Rob eat my dick coffee. No, I haven't. Oh, it is so damn good. I tell you what, I had a cup of eat

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my dick coffee. Oh my gosh, man. Yeah. I was, I was like going nuts, man. I went out there and I

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built a shed because eat my dick coffee is so good. Add a little cream to it. I bet that's yes.

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Yes, absolutely. We are on the same page that Rob, we are. Sorry everybody. Sorry everybody.

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Man, this eat my dick coffee made me build a shed and I fixed the neighbor's house.

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I went over there and I put new shingles on the roof and I painted their back porch

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because eat my dick coffee is that good. Anyhow, and believe me, if this new sponsor comes to

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fruition, they would love that when they hear this, they'll go, ha ha ha.

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Because they have the same sense of humor, which really helps. So, um, okay. Back to, um, what

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we're doing. $2.5 billion and $4 billion respectively in 2024. Um, that is the difference

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between one year, 2.5 billion in 2023 and 4 billion in 2024. So that almost doubled.

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So podcasts are convenient and they're made for the on, on the go consumption, which is what everybody

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craves now. It's like, I don't want to sit around and listen to this at my house. I want to be

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driving to go do this or go do that. And I want to listen to it there. And this is the way you do

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it. If you don't have any data, you download it at home. If you have data, you just go hit the road

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and just start playing. So there's been a steep rise in video platforms. And I think that's

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steep rise in video, uh, podcasting. And we might have to at someday consider that because, uh,

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with this new deal, possibly pictures will probably really help of what's being trying to be sold.

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So I'll leave that right there. So, um, 85% of companies captured video for their podcasts in

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2023 alone. Cumulus media, one of the biggest media companies and Signal Hills 2023 fall report

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shows that YouTube climbed from third most popular podcast app in 2021 to the most popular in 2023.

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So, yeah. And the time spent watching on these have tripled. So went from two minutes

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to six minutes. It doesn't sound like much, but when you over, you figure out all overall tuning

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in, it's a lot, um, AI driven AI driven podcasts reaches 45 million Americans. And what they mean

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by this, I do believe is some of what I do. Uh, we don't have a budget. We don't have a big budget

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here. So I use AI to do some of the voices. I think that people that know my dialect and know

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how I sound know that it's me, but the voice is completely different. If you listen to some of

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these, yeah, if you listen to some of these voices, it's, it's me, you can tell because of the way

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that I talk. So, and I think that that is indicative of maybe garnering people to tune in.

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If you hate the voice, you're not going to listen to it. If you love it, you're going to listen to

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it. That's it. So, you know, if you're 50 50, you're still 50%. Right.

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up steam and listenership and getting people hooked, people wanting your product, you know,

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I'm sure that Reese's pieces or whatever. Okay. Um, let's say a Reese's peanut butter cups. They

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first came out or when nibbled, right? They're like, ah, that's okay. Yeah. I like it. Then like

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a couple of weeks, I were like, you know, that was, I'm going to go get me another box of those.

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That's pretty good. And then a half year later, they're hooked on them. They're buying them every

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week with the rest of their groceries. So this is no, no exception AI driven podcasting and all this.

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And the thing is, is the AI driven. The reason I'm saying this now is because this allows us to

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compete with a bigger radio station, conglomerates, because now a guy like me can have 30 different

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voices, but it can be me. I'm not charging myself to do a podcast. You're not charging yourself.

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Right. Okay. So, right. But just, so everybody knows, just to clarify while we are doing this

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podcast and you hear both of us, it's us. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and thank you for clearing

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that up because some people might get an idea that I'm saying that it's AI driven. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, there is no question. I am truly back marks truly sitting right there. Yes. Yeah.

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So we don't have the video to prove it. No. And another thing is tonight's election night.

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There's a big election going on right now. And we're doing this because quite simply,

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there is nothing you can do about it. And it's not going to be solved for us. And I think

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do about it. And it's not going to be solved for quite a while. So why even look, we'll look later

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and I'll go over there and look, I'll go home. Okay. They won. All right. Well, I guess I'm

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going to keep doing what I'm doing. Honestly, to be told, um, it won't be announced till tomorrow.

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Yeah. At the, at the worry about it today at the earliest, I did my part. I did too. I did too.

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Um, I found out something though. I could, I could, uh, because I went to my old county to vote,

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I could only vote for the presidency. I could not vote for the local issues.

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I didn't realize this because I was told some bad information by a guy that was going around

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signing people up. Um, he was going around registering them to vote. And he told me,

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he said, no, no, no, you can vote in your old county. He said, it's no big deal.

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But what he didn't tell me is, is you couldn't vote. You could not vote on the local issues.

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You had to only vote for the presidency because that can be done anywhere.

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As long as it's in your state. Yeah. See me and my son stopped on our way home from work.

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Good. I'm glad you did. Um, and yeah, yeah, it's right here in town. So yeah, we're,

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yeah, we got the vote on everything. Well, I found out that the Greek Orthodox

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church just right down the road is a polling center from us. So I've got to do the due

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diligence and go switch me over to Jackson County instead of Cass County. Um, which does sadden me,

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but it's the way it is. Um, I could not keep up two properties, plain and simple,

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and work. So, uh, it is what it is, but now I have to vote here. So next time the local elections

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come up, I will be ready for it. This time, at least I got to get my presidency Dyson and that's

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it. So podcasting is looking up. There's a lot more I could say, but I don't want to bore anybody.

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You know, right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, Rob, do you want to tell your story that you

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thought of today? Is this a good time or do you want to go a little bit deeper in the podcast?

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What do you think? Let's wait for the second round to that. Okay. All right. That sounds good.

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Yeah. Um, but yeah, I have something here. Okay. Something that everybody needs to know. All right.

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And I'm catching early enough. You're welcome.

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Thank you. I'm smoking a cigar, not a joint. Everyone's hearing the flicking. Everyone's

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probably hearing the flicking of a lighter. I'm smoking a cigar, not a joint. Go ahead.

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Full disclosure, I'm not a joint. I'm a

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joint. Go ahead. Full disclosure. Yeah. Yeah. We all know you smoke cigars.

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Well, yeah, I just, I know you do. I know, but I thought I'd clarify that because I clicked my

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lighter like 10 times while you were talking. I was like, I better clarify. Anyhow, go ahead. I'm

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sorry. Um, after half a century as an annual CBS Christmas time special, the beloved Lincoln

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classic Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is switching networks and returning to NBC for its 60th

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anniversary. Because it was CBS, wasn't it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's been CBS,

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but it's switching networks for the 60th anniversary. And NBC was the original, right? NBC.

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Yeah, and it was the original. Very cool. Considered to be the longest running holiday special in

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television history. The 1964 stop motion animated special is set to air on NBC on Friday, December

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6 at 8 p.m. Eastern, which will be 7 p.m. Central. The exact same day it first premiered on NBC

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as part of the General Electric Fantasy Hour. An encore presentation will air on Wednesday, December

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11. Fucking awesome. Um, I got one thing. Okay. So if you're not finding it on CBS, go to NBC.

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That's where you'll find it. Thank you, Rob. That's a great story. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

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Go ahead. I'm sorry. Just two dates up. And that's it. Okay. December 6, 7 p.m. and Wednesday,

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December 11. It said animation, but they're talking about the claymation one that we're used to,

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right? Yeah, it's the claymation. Okay. Okay. When we grew up watching, brother. But that's what I

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thought you meant. And I wanted to make sure. So yeah, everybody, it's the one that like,

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looks like claymation. Everyone will know. The original. Yeah, the original. It's just like a

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year without a Santa Claus and all those. I mean, I cannot wait to see those again. There's something

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special and magical about those, not just because we grew up on them, but just the, um, the feel of

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them. It's the time of year. The time of year. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, still I get, I get a little

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bit of that Christmas rush, that that spirit. It's fantastic. So everybody watch it. You'll love it.

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Okay. I got one story to cover here real quick. I did it on the sports bastards earlier, and I'm

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going to do it now because I think it's really interesting to the mindset of the rest of the NFL.

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And, okay. And then we'll go to break and we'll come back and we'll, I got emails we can do,

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but I think we'll go to our stories. Does that sound good? Yeah, sounds good. Okay. That's our

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plan. Okay. ESPN's Jeremy Fowler is reporting that the league has given Andy Reed the name pink slip

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Andy. He has caused, he has caused many coaches demise in his division. Um, every, every one of

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them were fired. It's been a complete turnaround over and over and over. The list of casualties

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is in the tens ever since he's been there. He's been here since what, 2013, 2014, something like

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that. Right. The list, who I didn't, I didn't bother to put on here is huge of the people that

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fell victim to Andy Reed. Andy Reed did so well that all these people were let go because they

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could not beat him. And that an unnamed executive of one of these teams said that they have dubbed

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him all over all the NFL pink slip Andy. KC has won eight straight division titles and well on

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their way to another one. Um, he has seen, well, as eight and over at this moment. Yeah. Yeah.

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He's eight and oh, and he was hired in 2013. And it looks to me like, I think it says here,

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12 coaches, 12 coaches fell victim while he's been in that seat in Kansas city. And these are his

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direct competition, his direct competition, the people that were hired to take him down.

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So no wonder they call him pink slip Andy. And no wonder he will probably go down as the greatest

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coach ever when it's all said and done in my opinion. And this is not just because I'm a chief

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summer. This is fact. If you look at the body work, go ahead. I'm sorry. Just say it. Just say it. I,

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I've always liked Andy Reed, whether he was with Philadelphia or whoever. I, he was, I always admired

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him as a coach. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was on the ground level of so many quarterbacks. I mean,

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I mean, Brett Favre on, he's, he's done awesome. I, I'm not for sure, but I'll have to look this up.

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been the Montana young and, and then whoever. I'm thinking I read that somewhere. I do believe that

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he was a part of that. And then he's a quarterback coach up in green Bay. I believe he's responsible

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for telling Brett Favre that, you know, if you ever want to be anything in NFL, you're going to

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have to learn to read defenses. Brett Favre listened and became one of the best ever.

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Except for that whole Wiener gate thing. We won't get into that. Yeah.

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Anyhow. All right, let's take our first break. And I'm glad I got the word Wiener gate in.

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That makes me feel better. Wiener gate. It is a question. You know, I mean, the word is,

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is if you say Wiener gate three times that his penis will appear on your phone.

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Next. All right. We'll be back.

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That, that fell over like, like a lead balloon.

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I almost said something, but I did. Okay.

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Okay. What we're going to leave that right there. Okay.

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Oh man. What the fuck is this? This is a new feature. What's inside Mark's head?

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Sounds stupid to me. If you took my first name backwards, it would read as cram.

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Hey there, fuck stick. You're just in time for brand new feature news. Nobody gives a shit about

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new research indicates that you can swim right after eating. Hey, look, I think we found land.

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Oh my God. I think we're safe. Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

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My wife said I should do lunches to stay in shape. That is a big step forward.

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And now deep thoughts with Mark.

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Hmm. Let's see if a worm could talk, would it be argumentative? I may never know.

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Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob.

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Real quick. Tomorrow night I have to prove that I'm a great husband and I have to go

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endure creed at the T-Mobile center. Just an act like I love it. Just to prove I'm a good husband.

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So everybody wish me luck. Say a prayer. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, yeah.

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Hey, there's any way I could pass as you? I like creeps.

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I do. I like creeps. If I didn't think I would.

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They're early stuff. They're early stuff.

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They're early stuff. Okay. You know what? You're right. The early stuff is pretty good.

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All right. Okay. All right. Well, it sounded. The first, we'll say two albums.

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Yeah. And it sounded better when I was doing a sacrifice for this. But, you know, okay.

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So anyhow, hey, you were. Hey, hey. Oh, damn it.

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Okay. We were on a roll. We were on a roll too. I don't know where

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I quit recording, but that kind of sucks. Do you realize every time we get on a roll,

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if it's recording or something happens. Something happens. You're right. Yeah. What

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I said was November is a month of love, right? No. No. No. No. February. February.

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It'll be funny if that went over twice and they're like, oh, those dickheads.

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Well, it was something like that. But of course it's not nearly as good as the original. It's

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a replica. It was February. Okay.

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Valentine's day. Okay. Okay. I stand corrected.

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And anyhow, Rob, you had a story you wanted to get to.

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Yes, I do. I was at work today. Like I said, things have been slow. So,

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you know, I've been doing my next music list at work. So, and I'm not afraid to show that

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if anybody works with us, that it works. Rob, I think, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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But I got thinking, man. It's been a while since I've been, since I came up with the story from

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back in the day. You know what I mean? I got thinking about this one day. Me and you were

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sitting at your mom and dad's dining room table. Okay. And your brother, John, comes down

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downstairs. And he has this paper bag in his hand.

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I'm kind of afraid to ask. Oh, no, dude. I hope you remember this.

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Okay. This was hilarious.

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Okay. And he comes down and we said,

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what you doing, John? And he sets the bag down on the table and pulls a bag of big razors

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out. And it was like at least a 10 ounces. He definitely needed it.

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And he goes, I want to shave my mustache and beard off.

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You remember when he shaved his mustache and beard off?

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I do, but all this is refreshing a little bit of my memory there.

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I do remember that you and I were kind of blindsided and we're like, what would...

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Yeah. Yeah. You were just sitting there, dining room tables,

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just bullshit, doing whatever. He comes down the stairs.

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It was those cheap yellow big, old big razors, the disposable. Yeah.

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It was at least, he went through the whole bag doing it.

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And he didn't even get it all. I remember that.

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And he didn't have shaving cream. Not just didn't get it all,

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but he was in there for like an hour, hour and a half.

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He was using soap. He didn't have shaving cream.

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And then when he walked out, he had all these toilet paper sheets.

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Yes, I remember that.

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Do you remember our reaction? We just looked at each other and we looked at each other and said,

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dude, you look great, man. That is such an improvement.

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And one other thing was, man, I think you can pitch up some chicks now.

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Yeah. Instead of laughing at him.

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Oh God, we wanted to fuck and roll out of them damn chairs.

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We laughed at him after he left.

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Well, yeah. And then he went back upstairs. We died laughing.

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Well, what we did was we had to be working and working a couple hours.

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And we all rode together.

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And so when we get to Jesse's jibs, man, you kind of lagged back and let him walk in first.

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Yes, I remember that.

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And we were out in the parking lot and we heard everybody laughing at him

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because he went from having a mustache and beard to like

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baby face, you know.

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He had all these cuts.

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Yes.

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And like you said, the patches, he bit.

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And we're sitting there talking, dude, you look great.

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You look amazing.

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No, we set him up so bad.

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We did not hear a word out of him the rest of the night, not even on the ride home.

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He was really sore that he did it. I can tell you that right now.

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Not only his face hurting, but his feelings were sore

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because it didn't go anywhere like he thought it was going to

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because of me and you setting him up.

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I remember that well.

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Everybody's there.

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Everybody's like, oh, I remember that well now.

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Thank you. Gosh, Rob.

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Wow.

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I don't know if I would have ever thought of that again, actually.

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You know, I remember like the big stories, like the time he got thrown in jail for me

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for because that hotel party.

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And I remember the big stuff, but a lot smaller stuff,

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like the time we took that dude to Harrisonville and the guy jumped out of the car.

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That's the oh, yeah.

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Oh, God, I don't remember that stuff until you bring it up.

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That was classic.

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You know, the famous story that I told at John's funeral.

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Oh, go ahead.

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I'm sorry.

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I was just going to add that that could have only true life happened in the 80s.

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Yeah.

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And we and the other thing is we were such assholes, we didn't bother to go look

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to see if the guy was OK.

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We're like, OK, jumped out.

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All right. Whatever.

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We just kept going.

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You see, I remember the big stuff.

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Well, not if we tried to make it take.

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We were going to rape you.

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You know, we were talking with John sold it so well

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when he started smoothing in on him and put his hand on his knee.

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And then that was it.

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The guy was gone.

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I remember a lot of the big stuff, but not the smaller stuff like that.

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I told this one at my brother's.

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Oh, go ahead.

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Probably the reason why you had a hard time with him,

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Rick, originally was because you were driving my car.

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Really?

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In the passenger seat, watching it go on back.

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Yeah, the back seat.

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Look at the rear.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You were driving.

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You were driving like the police.

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Yeah. And the reason was, is you had a couple of pops and you were like,

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yeah, go ahead and drive because I didn't have anything.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. We're still going to ride some more.

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But yeah, it was like the time.

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Well, let me see how to say this properly.

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I was receiving a favor in the back seat and BJ was driving so I could receive

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this favor in the back seat.

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And I look up and the rear view mirror is right at my head and something else going on.

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You know, right.

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Let me put her head and something going on.

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And he's staring with his mouth open while running a red light.

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And I'm like, you just ruined my you just ruined my fucking mouth.

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You son of a bitch.

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I go to the girl and you know what?

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I think she listened to a couple of podcasts.

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Okay.

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But anyhow, I'm not saying your name.

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Okay.

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So anyhow, I was so mad.

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I go, BJ, you fucked up one of the best things that ever happens to a man because you about

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got us killed staring at us.

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So I had to cut that off, drop BJ off and go resume it somewhere else.

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But by that time, she wasn't in the mood because she had BJ staring at her while she was doing

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it.

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Thanks a lot, BJ fucker.

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Anyhow, just say it.

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Not the first time that happened.

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No, no, no, no.

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Evidently that exact situation that you had.

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You know, evidently, that exact situation.

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But yeah, BJ, evidence.

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We love you, Beige.

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We love you, Beige.

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But evidently, he is quite.

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Such a cock block.

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Oh, gosh.

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Yeah, he was so bad.

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Oh, he was so bad.

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And he was admitted.

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He admitted it.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'll cock block you.

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Yeah.

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He took pride in it.

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The rest of us were like, no, no, man's honor.

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We don't get in the way of you and pussy.

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We don't.

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We do not get in the way.

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You do what you have to do.

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And whatever you need said, we'll say for you.

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Remember, it was like an all for one.

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It's like, yeah, yeah, my buddy Rob here.

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Oh, yeah, he was saving whales on the West Coast.

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And he got a call.

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Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Whatever that girl was into, you were there.

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You were already on it.

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And we were pumping you up so good.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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And all the girls wanted.

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Man, it just gets really tiring.

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All of us go to a party and they all hang around Rob.

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And we don't know what to do, man.

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He's just got this savoir faire.

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He's got this thing.

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He's got this it.

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And I mean, you know what I mean?

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And you guys would do it to me and we do it to you.

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But BJ was different.

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If he could get in the way, he would.

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So anyhow, OK, Jim from around Archie now, a friend of mine,

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I went to school with him.

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All right.

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OK, he reminded me of a story and I was like, oh, my gosh,

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this is one of the best freaking pranks ever pulled in school,

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in high school, OK, because most of my famous pranks came later,

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you know, as a teenager.

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So, OK, there's this guy named Trent.

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He's a real dickhead in school, but he was an incredible sketch artist.

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He could draw these sketches like no one could believe.

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He used to draw these amazing stick figures.

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Someone said he went to work for Disney and I believe it.

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He was that good.

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He drew these stick figures that didn't make sense at first by the way he was doing it.

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And then at the end, he had this like portrait of these stick figures

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that was just immaculate with different looks on their faces and different things.

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Do you know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah, it was just it was a work of art how he did it.

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He made these stick the stick figures animated with personality

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and he could do this just like that anytime, liberally, just on a piece of paper.

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So it's pretty much how cartoons started.

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Yeah, yeah.

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He went from what I understand, he was a cartoonist drawer at Disney.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if that's a fact.

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I've heard that from a couple of people that he went to work for Disney because he

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he submitted some of his stuff and they were like, that guy has what we need.

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And they sent him down there for an audition and he started working there.

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So anyhow, he's really good at this.

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OK, so one day someone wrote a love letter to this girl

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and everyone gave her shit but me because she had green teeth and greasy hair.

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She was like she looked like her face was put on upside down.

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OK, I mean, she was really mangled looking.

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And like I said, she had green crooked teeth and she smelled.

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She didn't take a shower very much.

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OK, and I'm not going to say her name because a lot of people all of a sudden said,

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oh, I know, I know who you're talking about.

424
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,920
OK, so someone wrote it.

425
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,920
We had one of them in what felt.

426
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:40,960
Yes.

427
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,720
Yeah, well, I think we all did.

428
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,720
And every town had.

429
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,280
Yeah.

430
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,320
So yeah, so I even remember her full name.

431
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,480
So anyhow, she was disgusting and I never gave her shit because I did not believe in

432
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:54,880
bullying.

433
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,640
I got bullied and I would never do that.

434
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,320
I swore to myself I would never bully anybody and I had no reason to.

435
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,760
She had a bad enough life.

436
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,800
It was, you know, she knew she wasn't pretty.

437
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,880
She knew that she didn't have very much money.

438
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,880
She knew that she wasn't well kept.

439
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,360
She learned what she learned from her parents, probably.

440
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:15,680
OK, so she had a bad she had a bad shuffling in life as it begins with.

441
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,960
And I'm not piling on.

442
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:23,040
So now Trent was a dickhead to me because I hung out with this girl that he liked and

443
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,400
we were just friends, but he would never believe that he was always jealous of it.

444
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,080
Yeah, I'd walk up and he'd be like, oh, she's with Mark again.

445
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,840
And I didn't like the guy.

446
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,200
I would have told him, I said, dude, man, go ahead, man, ask her out.

447
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:41,680
I'm not going out with her, dude, you know, but instead he gets pissy and tries to make

448
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,200
fun of me and stuff like that.

449
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,360
And I'm like, dude, it's not working because now she thinks you're an even bigger asshole

450
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,720
before she thought about it.

451
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:49,920
You might be a big asshole.

452
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,680
Now she knows you're a big asshole.

453
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:56,720
So, so small, small town where travels.

454
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,240
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

455
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,000
And she hated him.

456
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,520
She hated him because he was a dickhead to me and we were good friends.

457
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:08,080
So one day someone wrote this letter to the homely girl and his love letter.

458
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,040
Um, let's, uh, call her Jane.

459
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,880
Okay, Jane, it was a fake letter signed anonymous.

460
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:20,880
Trent being the little jealous bitch that he was, he told Jane it was for me and I wanted

461
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,880
to ask her out.

462
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,360
So me not wanting to pile on.

463
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,400
I was probably a little bit too nice.

464
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,680
I went through hell being nice and trying to shake her.

465
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:36,080
Um, and I found out later on it was Trent.

466
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:41,240
So anyhow, it took me a long time to shake her because like I said, I don't believe in

467
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,240
bullying.

468
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,240
I never have.

469
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,880
I was bullied myself and I fucking hate that with a passion.

470
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,560
So I refused to pile on.

471
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,200
So I had to be nice and let her down nice.

472
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:57,760
So finally I just had to tell her, Hey, uh, look, um, um, Jane, um, someone faked that

473
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,760
letter.

474
00:38:58,760 --> 00:38:59,760
I know about it and I'm sorry.

475
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,760
I think you're really cool.

476
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,760
I think you're awesome.

477
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,880
You look great, but I've just, I just don't want to date.

478
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,720
I said something like that, right?

479
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,640
This move that over, you know, I got too much going on.

480
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,480
I'm afraid it's going to affect my studies, but she saw my grades.

481
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,480
She believed it.

482
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,840
She wouldn't believe that, you know?

483
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:18,760
So, uh, so anyhow, so, um, I went home and I thought about it.

484
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,120
I'm like, all right, bitch, I know what I'm going to do.

485
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:26,680
I spent a year perfecting a replica of his talented stick figures.

486
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,680
I did it.

487
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,080
I did him perfectly.

488
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,240
It took me forever, but I did him perfectly.

489
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,340
It looked just like his work.

490
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:35,520
And this is a stick figures, not the other stuff he did.

491
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,920
I could not do the other stuff.

492
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,080
He did the stick figures.

493
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,720
I could do it, but it took me a long, long time.

494
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,440
So my plan of revenge in my work.

495
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:51,240
So we shared a history class together, probably over a year later, my work of art was complete.

496
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:55,440
A stick figure drawing on sketch paper, I stole from him.

497
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,200
So it was his sketch paper too.

498
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:05,080
And anyhow, it was a stick figure of him kicking our history teacher in the ass and is labeled

499
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:11,760
Mrs X. Our history teacher is a piece of shit or something like that.

500
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,640
And I can't wait to kick her in the ass.

501
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,720
I wrote all this stuff.

502
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,240
And anyhow, it was his drawing.

503
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,960
And I crumpled it up.

504
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:26,720
Mrs X, let's call her Mrs X. She used to pick up all these little, all these notes

505
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:31,920
off the ground because she'd find love notes and go, oh, so and so has a crush on so and

506
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,200
so I see here.

507
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,480
Let's see what it says.

508
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,400
Oh, you pulled the classic out the classic.

509
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,800
Yeah, because he did that to me, a fake letter.

510
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:49,040
So I did it to him, but it was much more believable because it had his sketch on there, but it

511
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,040
didn't.

512
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,120
It was his sketch paper and it was a sketch that looked just like his.

513
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,160
And it was a picture of her that looked really good on a stick figure and a picture of him

514
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,920
that looked really good on a stick figure and had a picture of him with his boot in

515
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,440
her ass and saying all this stuff.

516
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:10,720
I forgot what and I crumpled it up and I threw it in the corner because I knew that Mrs

517
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,560
X would find it.

518
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,840
Well, needless to say, Trent, and that is his real name.

519
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,240
I don't have to say his last name.

520
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,400
Trent gotten a lot of shit over that.

521
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,520
He got paddling.

522
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:30,000
He got in school suspension for a couple of weeks and they took it as a threat.

523
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,040
They said that this was a direct threat to the well-being of their teacher and he had

524
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:39,080
to do like two weeks of in school suspension, which sucked because that would compile to

525
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,800
a lot of you looking at a brick wall all day.

526
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:48,200
Your desk is in the corner looking at brick wall in solitude and he got he got swats with

527
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,520
old Sparky on top of that.

528
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:56,600
So he one question was he a football player?

529
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,160
No, no, he was not.

530
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,160
No, OK.

531
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,760
No, he just regular Joe.

532
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,600
No, because then I'd be putting like Icy Hot in his jock strap and get big and to bite

533
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600
his nuts or something.

534
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,600
You know.

535
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Yeah.

536
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Yeah.

537
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:23,000
So no, anyhow, and real quick, I will let you know, I got a stolen copy of Antonio Pierce

538
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,440
of the Oakland of the Los Angeles Raiders, his Raiders, his resume.

539
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:34,360
And it says I beat I beat Patrick Mahomes once.

540
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:39,040
That's it.

541
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,560
OK, anyhow, let's take our second break.

542
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,200
We'll go to a story of you and then I have some emails.

543
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,200
Does that sound good?

544
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,200
Sounds good.

545
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,480
I'm going to put the seal of approval on it.

546
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,480
OK, OK.

547
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,480
What's where's the douchebag one?

548
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,480
Let's see.

549
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,480
No, no, no.

550
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,840
That's my stamp saying I'm going to pay.

551
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,840
Let's see.

552
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,840
That's my stamp.

553
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,840
I need it.

554
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,840
Oh, here it is.

555
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,840
Here it is.

556
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,840
OK, good.

557
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840
OK.

558
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,840
OK, got it.

559
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,840
All right.

560
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:05,840
It's stamped and approved.

561
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840
We'll be right back with such.

562
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,840
Now, from this underground bunker camped in Missouri, stocked with dried goods, canned

563
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,840
food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad.

564
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,840
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong one.

565
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:32,340
Two douchebags and microphones, and a pair of

566
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:36,880
two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

567
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:42,680
We offer you first world problems.

568
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,200
Oh shit.

569
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,880
Look at that drive-thru wine.

570
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:52,600
Surely they don't expect me to actually have to go in.

571
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,000
This sucks.

572
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,040
You watched the news.

573
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,040
It looks grim.

574
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040
Is this an apocalypse?

575
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,040
Inevitable?

576
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:07,840
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

577
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,840
We have the post of apocalypse.

578
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:16,880
Very important for survival is to know the predators in your area.

579
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:21,100
Study up on them and grab a few wildlife books to keep in your shelter.

580
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:26,880
Find information for ways to kill the animal if available and not damage the meat.

581
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,080
A crossbow is usually most effective.

582
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,840
Tools such as a duck call or a moose call could help when seek out possible food to

583
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:34,840
kill.

584
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:39,040
Search all uses for an animal after it is killed such as the pelt, the hooves or antlers

585
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,040
can make a handy weapon if needed.

586
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:46,040
Next up, things overheard in hell.

587
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:55,320
Fox with socks are the only footwear allowed in hell.

588
00:44:55,320 --> 00:45:03,320
So mama's so old she walked out of the museum and the alarm went off.

589
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:09,400
You're not Rob.

590
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:16,760
Alright Rob, we turn to you for the next bit of information that will change your life.

591
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,800
Actually it will.

592
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:23,880
I mean this is one of those fact finding missions.

593
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,880
I could feel it.

594
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,880
You know the song Tiny Dancers by Elton John?

595
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,880
Yeah, oh yeah.

596
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:31,880
A lot of people do, a lot of people do and a lot of people know that that song was worked

597
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:44,880
for somebody that nobody can ever figure out who.

598
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:51,280
I've never known, I've never known that information to be out there.

599
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:56,400
I ran across this article I'm about to read to you.

600
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,160
Sounds good, this is the stuff, we uncover stuff you really need to know.

601
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,560
Hey, this is a classic song.

602
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:09,920
It is, I do too and I normally, Elton John's the exception of music like that, I love his

603
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,360
stuff he is so good.

604
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,360
Anyhow, go ahead.

605
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:24,360
Tiny Dancer was first released on Elton John's 1971 album Madman Across the Water and just

606
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,160
saying if you have not listened to that album, listen to it, it's a great album.

607
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,880
It is, it really is.

608
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:39,240
When the edited single version was released in 1972 it only reached number 41.

609
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:47,880
As more album cuts were played on FM radio in the 1970s, Tiny Dancer in its original

610
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,840
form became a listener favorite.

611
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:59,440
Tiny Dancer was written by John and Bernie Topin who was inspired to write the lyrics

612
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:05,280
after his first visit to the US.

613
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:12,960
We came to California in the fall of 1970 and it seemed like sunshine just radiated

614
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,960
from the populace.

615
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:26,720
Topin told Roland Stout, I guess I was trying to capture the spirit of that time and capsulated

616
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:35,680
by the woman we met especially at the clothes stores and restaurants and bars all up and

617
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,560
down the Sunset Strip.

618
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:48,240
They were these free spirits, sexy, all hip huggers and lacy blouses, very ethereal the

619
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,920
way they moved.

620
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:58,240
They were just so different from what I didn't used to in England and had this saying about

621
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,360
emboldening your clothes.

622
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,200
They wanted to sew patches on your jeans.

623
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:14,760
They mothered you and slept with you and it was the perfect adipo complex.

624
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:24,560
Topin admitted that the song was also based on his then wife Maxine.

625
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:29,760
I knew it was about me she revealed in the New York Post.

626
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:38,240
I had been into ballet as a little girl and sewed patches on Elton's jackets and jeans

627
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:43,040
which are both referenced in the tune.

628
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:50,080
As for the title, Topin would only say, Why can't tiny dancer?

629
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,960
Well I guess that's just poetic license.

630
00:48:53,960 --> 00:49:01,360
It just sounds better than small dancer or little dancer.

631
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,360
I agree with that.

632
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,360
Yeah.

633
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:17,560
So it's a mixture of two but I can see it being about his wife.

634
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,560
Very cool.

635
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:25,160
Wow, that's something I never knew and that's cool.

636
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,640
I mean Elton John.

637
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:35,800
I've heard different theories but I always figured that was the one and this story backed

638
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,800
that up.

639
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:43,600
That's funny because I never really heard anything about the origin of Tiny Dancer.

640
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,040
Haven't you ever wondered?

641
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,040
Oh yeah, I have.

642
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,760
Okay well thank you Rob for that.

643
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,200
That's very cool.

644
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,760
How about some emails?

645
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,680
Sounds good.

646
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,200
We need to get him caught up.

647
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,920
I'm not doing anymore, Hey Rob glad you're fine or how's Rob doing or anything like that.

648
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,840
He addressed that the last one.

649
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,840
It's done with.

650
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,840
He's doing well.

651
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,840
He's back on the program.

652
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,780
We love it and it's right there.

653
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:18,680
So thank you for the well wishes.

654
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,680
We appreciate it.

655
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,680
Yes, thank you everybody.

656
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,680
Eat down.

657
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,680
Thank you.

658
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:30,480
It was really humbling and flattering that that many people bothered to take time out

659
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:35,080
of their day to ask about you and to wish you well.

660
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,080
That's just amazing.

661
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:40,920
Especially with my friend that, oh I can't say what he does now.

662
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:47,040
He was into podcasting for a major, I think as a radio conglomerate pretty much.

663
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,040
Well he's.

664
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

665
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:55,480
Well he's back in an industry to where I can't talk about because it might be along the same

666
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,200
line something like that.

667
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:06,940
He said that most shows on radio might get an email every three weeks.

668
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:07,940
He could not believe it.

669
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,880
I had him printed out and I sent them to him.

670
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,880
He's like, geez.

671
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,680
He goes, man, he goes, whatever you got going there, it's really personal with your audience.

672
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,560
And I'm like, that's what we wanted.

673
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,400
So yeah, yeah.

674
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,400
So anyhow.

675
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,680
Hey, hey, hey, why will get personal?

676
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,680
Yeah.

677
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,680
Hi Grandma Opal.

678
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,680
Hi Jimmy.

679
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,680
Hi Ricky.

680
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,680
Hi Grandma Opal.

681
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:30,680
Hi Jimmy.

682
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,680
Hi Ricky.

683
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,440
I hope you guys answer me, but my email might be screwed up again.

684
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,920
You know, so I can't honestly say they answered me or they didn't.

685
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,720
So if you're still out there, we're going to keep calling you out.

686
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,720
And that's it, man.

687
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,720
Hi Grandma.

688
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,720
Hi Jimmy.

689
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,720
Hi Ricky.

690
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,280
Dodge City, Kansas, our biggest fans.

691
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,280
We love you guys.

692
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,200
Well, we got like four more weeks.

693
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,360
We agreed on the last show.

694
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,360
Yep.

695
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,360
Yep.

696
00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:00,360
And I hope you dodge the Nader's that were all over the place the last few days.

697
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,360
Yes.

698
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,360
Yes.

699
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,360
Yeah.

700
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,360
Okay.

701
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,360
First one.

702
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,360
Hey, dumb shits.

703
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:10,160
Why do you keep referring to your segments as being on air?

704
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,560
You're just a stupid podcast, not on the dial.

705
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:18,080
Mitch in Topeka.

706
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:22,200
Mitch go for a brother.

707
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,200
I will.

708
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,960
Mitch, sir, we didn't mean to confuse you.

709
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:31,760
I mean, would you have to download our shows from Spotify or Apple podcasts and such, you

710
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,680
know, podcast areas.

711
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,640
You had to download our show from there.

712
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,480
We really didn't mean to confuse you.

713
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:42,620
So I realize with all these podcast sites being the only place you can get us, it must

714
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:46,000
been an enormous burden on one simple mind.

715
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,600
Oh, hang on.

716
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,040
Rob, wait a minute, Rob.

717
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,520
This just in this just in.

718
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,420
Fuck off, Mitch.

719
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,200
We can say fuck off.

720
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,880
You know why we can say fuck off?

721
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,880
Because we're a podcast.

722
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:07,240
Now go eat a bowl of unsweetened shit flakes with a fork.

723
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,240
Fair enough.

724
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:13,400
Well enough said, my friend.

725
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,200
And we move on.

726
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,680
Okay.

727
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,680
Next one.

728
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,080
I'm really looking forward to the music creeps you keep talking about.

729
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,320
When will it start?

730
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,520
As soon as the Super Bowl is played, it's starting immediately after that.

731
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,760
And we think we found a way to get Rob involved because we're going to be recording these

732
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,760
on Tuesdays.

733
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,320
And Rob's of course going to be at work.

734
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:40,320
So the questions that we're going to be asking each other, I will submit to you too.

735
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,440
And we will read your answers on the show.

736
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,440
That works.

737
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,440
That works.

738
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,120
And you won't hear Rob's you won't hear Rob talking, but you're going to get his answers.

739
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,680
So that's the best we can do with this one is.

740
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,680
Yeah, no, no.

741
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:59,200
I honestly, I definitely want to be involved in that show.

742
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,760
We want you to be involved in the park.

743
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:07,080
I love music and I think other people have figured that out, especially Tulsa King.

744
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Yeah, yeah.

745
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,080
Yeah.

746
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,080
Tulsa King.

747
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,080
He's sorry.

748
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:18,480
Sorry, sorry, I had to steal our next list real quick.

749
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,920
90s or 90s list.

750
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:22,920
Oh, yeah.

751
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,920
Yeah.

752
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,320
When are we doing that next week?

753
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,320
That's what I thought.

754
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,320
Okay.

755
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,320
I've got five of them.

756
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,320
It's top ten, right?

757
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:39,600
Part of my problem was a lot of I was just going off songs I was listening to and thought

758
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,560
oh, okay, these are 90s.

759
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,560
I'm doing.

760
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:44,560
I went and looked them up.

761
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,560
No, they were 2000 and up.

762
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,040
Okay, I'm doing a deep dive.

763
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,400
But I have a kick ass list going.

764
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,160
I've got a really good one, too.

765
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,160
Go ahead.

766
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,160
Yeah, come on.

767
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,160
Come on, Tulsa King.

768
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,160
We're ready.

769
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,160
We're back with it.

770
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,160
We're ready.

771
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,160
He's.

772
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,160
I love doing these lists.

773
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,160
I don't know about you, Mark.

774
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:14,600
I love doing them, too, because I started looking up the 90s and the top hits and then

775
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,840
I started looking at radio airplay and what was big for a few minutes.

776
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:19,840
And it's really cool.

777
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,440
I'm getting a lot of ideas from that.

778
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,080
It's kind of hard to search.

779
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,800
You have to word it just right.

780
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,080
But if you word it just right, you get some gold.

781
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,680
You get gold in there.

782
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,680
So yeah.

783
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:30,680
Yeah.

784
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,360
So that's going to be cool.

785
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:38,600
So the music creeps is definitely on the music creeps are is going to involve Rob.

786
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,720
And we're glad that you have interest in it because we are really.

787
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,120
We love doing the NFL show.

788
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,400
We love doing the NFL show.

789
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:52,920
I know we love doing the NFL shows and we're sticking to that until the season is over.

790
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,960
And then we're going to go into the music creeps.

791
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,280
And then after we do enough music, we'll go into something else.

792
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,660
I'm thinking about big bluffs.

793
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,920
Big bluffs.

794
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:08,920
People things that were people thought were real for years, but turned out not to be real.

795
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,400
Oh, hoaxes.

796
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,400
Hoaxes.

797
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,400
Yeah.

798
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,400
Yeah.

799
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,400
Yeah.

800
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,400
That's a better way of putting it.

801
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,400
Hoaxes.

802
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,400
I think it might be after that.

803
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,400
So, oh, yeah.

804
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,120
The next one, Rob, what's your favorite color?

805
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,940
Teresa in Lake Ozark.

806
00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:27,900
You want to give her your email?

807
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:30,240
Send this directly to Rob.

808
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:37,840
Well, I'm kind of torn.

809
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,840
Okay.

810
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,120
By heart, I'm blue.

811
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:47,400
I am Pisces.

812
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,400
I am Pisces.

813
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:54,560
But I've grown to like purple.

814
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,560
Okay.

815
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,000
You add a little red.

816
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
You got it.

817
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Yeah.

818
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Yeah.

819
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
You know.

820
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,480
So, yeah, that's my favorite color.

821
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,760
And you're in Lake Ozark.

822
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,760
Lake Ozark.

823
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:09,760
That's what I said.

824
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,760
Give her your email.

825
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:17,000
How do I get it to her?

826
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,800
Just say it right now.

827
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:23,000
I would assume she'd be listening.

828
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,200
Okay.

829
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:37,640
Lower letters, S-A-W-M-A-N-1-9-6-9-3-5 at gmail.com.

830
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,640
There you go, Teresa.

831
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:43,000
Or look me up on Facebook.

832
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,720
Oh, even better.

833
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:45,720
Yeah.

834
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:49,160
You will see it attached to two douchebags and microphone.

835
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,160
So there.

836
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,800
So, Teresa, you want to know more about Rob?

837
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,040
You can go straight to him.

838
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:59,760
And not that I, you know, that's the best way to do it, right?

839
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:00,760
Yeah.

840
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Yeah.

841
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,960
So anyhow, so Teresa, there you go.

842
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,960
There is Rob's.

843
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:06,960
Out of the blue.

844
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:07,960
Yeah.

845
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,960
Out of the blue.

846
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,960
Yeah.

847
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:10,960
I like that.

848
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:11,960
And Lake Ozark is not that far from you.

849
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,960
Oh, dude.

850
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:13,960
It's right here.

851
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,960
Right here.

852
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,960
Yeah.

853
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:16,960
That's why I was like my eyes lit up.

854
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:17,960
You just talked to him directly.

855
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,440
And I am single.

856
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,440
Yeah.

857
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,440
You guys could go get an omelet or some shit, right?

858
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,440
I don't know if he's single.

859
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,440
Oh, OK.

860
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440
OK.

861
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,440
Yeah.

862
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:32,720
You're going to get an omelet if you're single.

863
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,720
If you're not single, then he's just.

864
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:35,720
Yeah.

865
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:39,240
If you're not single, I'll talk to you about it.

866
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,240
Yeah, that's it.

867
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,240
So he's not into getting.

868
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,520
If you're taking.

869
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520
No, I don't.

870
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:45,520
I don't.

871
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,600
I don't mess around that way.

872
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,320
I'm allergic to baseball bats.

873
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,320
Yeah.

874
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,320
Right.

875
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,320
I'm allergic to baseball bats.

876
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,320
Right.

877
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,320
So any.

878
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,320
And other things.

879
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,320
And other things.

880
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,320
And other things.

881
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,320
OK.

882
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Moving on.

883
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:06,200
Mark, is there any way you could do solo cast that are specific subjects like paranormal?

884
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,840
Tony and Miriam.

885
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,840
If I do a solo cast.

886
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:11,840
Yeah.

887
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,840
Yeah.

888
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,840
Yeah.

889
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,840
I would rather do it with Rob if he's up to it.

890
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,320
Yeah, I'll do it with you.

891
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,320
Yeah.

892
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:21,320
I know you're saying solo cast because this I think this email came in before you came

893
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,120
back.

894
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,880
That's why it said solo cast.

895
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,840
I don't think I don't think it's like they just want to hear me.

896
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,280
I think they just thought that's all that's available.

897
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,880
So yeah, I'm up for that.

898
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,880
Are you?

899
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,880
Sure.

900
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,240
I've got some stories that will blow your mind.

901
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,240
That's all I got there.

902
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,120
I cannot go into it, but I think I told you about a couple of them.

903
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:45,120
Didn't I, Rob?

904
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,120
Yeah.

905
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,120
Yeah.

906
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:53,800
You know, I got a couple stories to real life stories.

907
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,720
I have pictures that will blow your mind.

908
00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:00,920
I got to get them off my Facebook somewhere because that phone was eaten by my mower earlier

909
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:01,920
this year.

910
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,200
So I remember that.

911
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,200
I remember.

912
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,200
Yeah.

913
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,200
Yeah.

914
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,200
This was taken at the Crescent.

915
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,840
And okay.

916
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:17,720
I was taking a picture from the balcony inside showing a friend of mine the room.

917
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,360
There is nothing on the bed.

918
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:27,600
But when you look in it, there is a shadowy silhouette of an old woman lying on the bed.

919
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,880
Without a doubt, it is an old woman lying on the bed.

920
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,400
There is nothing on the bed.

921
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,400
Nothing.

922
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:40,000
Not not a suitcase, not a handbag, not even a fucking tootsie roll.

923
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,720
And I can find that picture and I can post it.

924
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,900
It has not been doctored or nothing.

925
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:53,520
When I saw it, I just I got these weird tinglings fell the same way.

926
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,600
Everybody I showed was like, wow, this is a real deal.

927
01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:02,400
And then I have other stuff that happened to me personally via when I used to go out

928
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,000
of town a lot.

929
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,200
Anyhow, you know what?

930
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,200
We'll get to that later.

931
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:13,920
I'm just saying I'm just saying I know the Crescent history.

932
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:18,200
That's why I didn't say a word.

933
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,920
There's no doubt in my mind.

934
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,560
Well I mean pretty much if there's going to be disturbed souls, it's there.

935
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,620
I know the history of that hotel.

936
01:01:24,620 --> 01:01:28,720
If there's disturbed souls, it's going to be there because the guy was the charlatan.

937
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,680
He said that the base of spring water could cure cancer.

938
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:35,980
All these people took their aunt and their mom and dad there to get well.

939
01:01:35,980 --> 01:01:39,120
He had them write a bunch of letters in advance saying that they're going to be too busy in

940
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,400
their recovery.

941
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,640
And they were essentially sending letters from a dead person act like they were alive

942
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,360
to keep the money coming.

943
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,360
It got so bad.

944
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:51,360
They do not know how many bodies were there.

945
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:56,040
Because they started incinerating them because they were stacking up and they're like, well,

946
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,800
we're just going to have to start burning them up.

947
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:02,960
So and then it was a girl's school where one of the girls committed suicide.

948
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,800
And then after that it was something else, a hotel or something where one of the guys

949
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,600
committed suicide.

950
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,600
Mikey's room.

951
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,600
They say that's the most haunted.

952
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,080
I've never been in there and I have no intention of going there.

953
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,080
So anyhow, okay.

954
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,200
Mark, no, no, no, no, hang on.

955
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,560
I'm on the next one.

956
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,560
Rob, Mark goes on vacations a lot.

957
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,600
Do you go on any?

958
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,240
I've never heard you mention any.

959
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,240
Lee and Cassville.

960
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:30,240
I know where Cassville is at, don't you?

961
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:34,800
Yeah, it's it's on the way to Eureka Springs.

962
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:39,640
It's I want to say southwest to me.

963
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,880
It's 40 minutes from Eureka Springs.

964
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:42,880
Yeah, Springfield.

965
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,880
It's outside Springfield.

966
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,880
Yeah, it's a little 44.

967
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:52,520
Yeah, it's down a little ways.

968
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:58,720
So anyhow, Rob, it's still like two hours for me.

969
01:02:58,720 --> 01:02:59,720
Yeah, yeah.

970
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:05,000
It would be because you're over east.

971
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,640
What I'm just.

972
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,820
We got locals.

973
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:14,720
The new updated way that they do this.

974
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,720
Me.

975
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:21,840
Yeah, the the new the new way they share the data on RSS.com and the Google Analytics are

976
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,240
more personal.

977
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,240
We have a lot more listeners around here than I ever thought.

978
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,240
Okay.

979
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,160
Now, let's get back to the question.

980
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,160
Okay.

981
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,160
Vacations.

982
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:33,160
Honestly.

983
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:39,160
No, I don't take vacations.

984
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:44,440
Well, I do.

985
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:50,840
Because I happen to work for a company that like Thanksgiving, we're going to have four

986
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:51,840
days off.

987
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840
Uh huh.

988
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:53,840
Two of them paid.

989
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:54,840
Uh huh.

990
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:55,840
Two of them paid.

991
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,840
And then.

992
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,520
Holidays.

993
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,720
Now.

994
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:08,200
Right before Christmas through New Year's, we're going to be shut down for like two and

995
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,320
a half weeks.

996
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:15,640
But that's why we save up our vacation time.

997
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,320
I I I save up to.

998
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:25,920
I I've lived most of my life in the construction field.

999
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:35,600
So I know when you're working hard all the time, you save up as much as you can.

1000
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:41,400
It gets you to the hard times like winter.

1001
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,600
You know, you know, the districts.

1002
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:47,280
Yeah, I know.

1003
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:56,320
So so what I do is I save as much of my vacation time and I have two weeks.

1004
01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:01,320
Plus we're we're given unemployment.

1005
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:08,920
And the day before Thanksgiving, I get my year with bonus.

1006
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,000
I'll be fine.

1007
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:16,720
So I I really have no reason to take a vacation right now.

1008
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:17,720
That's cool.

1009
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:18,720
It's just me.

1010
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,720
You know, I I got to pay the bills.

1011
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:22,720
You know.

1012
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:29,320
Yeah, look, I mean, Rob's by himself.

1013
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:33,320
The but if something if I was to meet somebody, whatever.

1014
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,320
Yeah, I'll be taking vacations.

1015
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,320
I'll get doing whatever.

1016
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,000
No, it is me.

1017
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,440
At that point, you'll be splitting the bills and you'll be able to do it a lot easier with

1018
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:49,920
more room because right now being alone, you have to live in caution.

1019
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,480
What if what if you break your leg?

1020
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,880
What if you get sick?

1021
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,880
What if all this stuff?

1022
01:05:54,880 --> 01:06:01,400
I hey, hey, that's that's one thing I could say about the company I work for.

1023
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,400
They offer a different insurance.

1024
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,000
Oh, like a lot like Aflac.

1025
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,160
OK, well, I'll get my boost.

1026
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,200
The company name is Assurity.

1027
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,200
Oh, I know them.

1028
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:21,400
Yeah, yeah, they do a lot of they do a lot of insurances like Nebraska.

1029
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:26,200
They offer and they're a lot like Aflac.

1030
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,920
Me and my son both took out the accidental.

1031
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,920
That's the best thing to do.

1032
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:35,440
Like, yeah, I got hurt at work.

1033
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,680
I got a piece of steel in my eye.

1034
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,600
Oh, I remember that.

1035
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:50,680
Not only did the cup, you know, workman's top paper, the hospital, the doctor's visit

1036
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,680
and all that.

1037
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:58,840
But I got a three hundred dollar check just for getting hurt.

1038
01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,840
Pretty solid.

1039
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:06,800
Just because I said all just because I said a piece of paper saying something that happened.

1040
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,800
That's pretty solid.

1041
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:13,040
Plus, I took out the.

1042
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,040
Short term disability.

1043
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,040
I'm old man.

1044
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:20,040
I may have to have a surgery or whatever.

1045
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,040
Whatever.

1046
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:25,040
No, that's you.

1047
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,760
You got to protect yourself.

1048
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,760
Bottom line.

1049
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:28,760
So.

1050
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:34,600
OK, the bad thing is I'm killing myself doing it.

1051
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:39,280
Well, we talked about how you're going to transition and do other go into other fields.

1052
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,080
Yeah, we are.

1053
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,800
It's you have a plan.

1054
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,720
So OK, Rob, we're glad you're back.

1055
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:51,280
Myself and all at a one auto body in Springfield.

1056
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,480
A one a one auto is on sunshine.

1057
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:58,800
It's on Sunshine Highway or or what is it?

1058
01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,800
Sun Sun.

1059
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,840
I think it's sunshine side highway.

1060
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,920
Everyone's right there right down south of 44.

1061
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:10,400
I used to go through it all the time going down to Kimberley City.

1062
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,400
So thank you guys.

1063
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,400
Cool.

1064
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,400
Thank you.

1065
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,400
A one.

1066
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,400
A one.

1067
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:19,760
If ever getting a wreck down there, I'll be seeing you guys.

1068
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:24,320
I have family around Springfield, Buffalo, Bolivar.

1069
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:28,000
Yeah, you know where a one is then, right?

1070
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Battlefield.

1071
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
No, no, no.

1072
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000
It's Battlefield Road.

1073
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,000
It's not Sunshine Highway.

1074
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Oh, battlefield.

1075
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Yeah, it's on Battlefield.

1076
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Anyhow, I don't know where they're located.

1077
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:42,640
Yeah, I just go by there all the time to cut across the 13.

1078
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:49,720
So I've watched the commercials many a times on TV when I had cable.

1079
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:50,720
OK, all right.

1080
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:51,920
Well, there you go, man.

1081
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,920
Thank you guys.

1082
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:53,920
All right.

1083
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:54,920
Next one.

1084
01:08:54,920 --> 01:09:00,040
Do you ever see the podcast having guests, a guest host or even a public figure?

1085
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,720
I would like to hear an actual interview by you guys.

1086
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:08,280
Ross in Connecticut.

1087
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:13,280
That would be more specialized one like maybe the paranormal or something, right?

1088
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:17,000
This one here is just no, no, no, not necessarily.

1089
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,680
OK, you've got to free up the Bluetooth.

1090
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,600
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1091
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,600
We'll have.

1092
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,600
Yeah.

1093
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:29,240
I don't know if this guy's talking about co-hosts for a day, callers, call her in, or if he's

1094
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,240
talking about.

1095
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:35,040
Yeah, yeah, I'm guessing this has somebody on the show other than just me and you.

1096
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,040
Oh, well, then, yeah.

1097
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1098
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,040
This that's fine.

1099
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,040
But you and Topher will set up different.

1100
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,240
Yeah, I can't do that here.

1101
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,720
Well, I can add a call now.

1102
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:49,280
I did figure out how to do that somehow, someway.

1103
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,280
Yes.

1104
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,280
Well, let's fire it up.

1105
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,280
Yeah.

1106
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,280
I know somebody dying.

1107
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,280
Here's the way it has.

1108
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,280
OK.

1109
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,240
I'm not going to.

1110
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:03,800
OK, the Duke can call me directly.

1111
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,800
Let me know.

1112
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,280
And then I'll add him.

1113
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,280
OK.

1114
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,520
You give him my number.

1115
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,520
Yes.

1116
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:14,640
And I'm not giving the number here because, man, some of the hate shit we get.

1117
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,400
No, no, no, no, no.

1118
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,400
Yeah.

1119
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:23,760
By the way, guys, if you hate us that bad, don't fuck with us.

1120
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:24,760
No, it.

1121
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:29,120
It says and yeah, fuck it.

1122
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,280
I don't even want to go into it.

1123
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:36,760
There's a reason that people I have read them, but if you're saying it like that, that's

1124
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:38,400
why I'm taking it.

1125
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,400
Well, here's the deal.

1126
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,800
You know what I mean?

1127
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:44,400
The best thing that can happen is don't listen to us if we're that horrible.

1128
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,920
That's what I'm saying.

1129
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:47,920
Yeah.

1130
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,920
There's people that like us.

1131
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:53,440
We know we have good numbers and people bother to write us emails.

1132
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:55,480
So I don't get the whole thing.

1133
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:58,760
You're the one that spent, I don't know, 20 minutes coming up for this thing.

1134
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,480
I crumple it up and throw it on the floor.

1135
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:07,880
Or unless this one guy, Mitch and Topeka, I answered him because I felt that that needed

1136
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:14,280
a an answer, direct answer, you know, because he's saying, you know, you act like you're

1137
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,280
on there.

1138
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,280
No, we don't.

1139
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,680
We know we're a podcast and you know we're a podcast because where do you go to get us

1140
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,700
in the podcast section?

1141
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:23,680
So don't play stupid.

1142
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,680
You know, yeah.

1143
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:28,120
It's like going to the grocery store, dude.

1144
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,120
Yeah, yeah.

1145
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,400
It's like what?

1146
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,400
There's groceries here.

1147
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:35,460
Find what you want in that section.

1148
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:37,320
So the guy's like going, hey, we're acting like what?

1149
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,600
No, we're not.

1150
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,320
We're just having fun.

1151
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,720
He's the guy filling in the lines.

1152
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,980
And do I think we sound that great?

1153
01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:47,980
Probably at times.

1154
01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:51,260
No, no, that's the way it is.

1155
01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:52,260
It's free.

1156
01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:56,900
You get your money's worth like Topeka and I always said from the beginning.

1157
01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:58,120
You're getting your money's worth.

1158
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,120
It's free.

1159
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:02,920
So but today we did admit on the show that even people that are getting the show for

1160
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,920
free may not have been getting their money's worth today a couple of times.

1161
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:10,880
So, okay.

1162
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:11,880
Okay.

1163
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,880
And another one.

1164
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:19,080
I'll third some of our shows.

1165
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:22,880
This here was direct message and this is the final one right here, Rob.

1166
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:23,880
Okay.

1167
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,880
Oh, sorry.

1168
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:25,880
Were you going to say something?

1169
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:26,880
Go ahead.

1170
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:27,880
No, no, go ahead.

1171
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:28,880
Okay.

1172
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:29,880
This was a direct message.

1173
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:37,360
So it wanted to know how come everyone and answers like Mitch and Freeman or Jack and

1174
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:38,640
Sedalia.

1175
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:39,640
They don't.

1176
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,840
I add that because it has their name on it.

1177
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,640
And then it says like they're where they're from.

1178
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:48,820
I put them two together myself.

1179
01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:54,960
So not everyone would go Jack and Topeka or Mitch and Sedalia or Frank and Springfield.

1180
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,200
No, they don't say that.

1181
01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:00,880
I take that and put it together myself.

1182
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:05,960
I thought it was an odd question, but I mean, if you think about it like that, I mean, no,

1183
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,480
they don't all put it like that.

1184
01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:09,080
Like this is so and so and where.

1185
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,680
No, I fill in the blanks.

1186
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:11,920
I read their name.

1187
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,200
They say where they're from at.

1188
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:16,000
And then I'm the one that goes Mitch and Freeman.

1189
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000
Okay.

1190
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,320
But that information is on their email.

1191
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:20,680
So that's how I get that.

1192
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:26,160
So anyhow, Rob, he just gave him first name and name of the town.

1193
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,160
Yeah.

1194
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:29,920
I'm just letting you know who's writing in and where they're from.

1195
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:30,920
And that's all it is.

1196
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,920
Yeah.

1197
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:32,920
Not all of them.

1198
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:33,920
Some of them do.

1199
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:34,920
Some of them go.

1200
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,560
This is a he's not putting their full information out there.

1201
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,560
Yeah.

1202
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:39,560
It doesn't.

1203
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:42,500
Some of them do say we protect our friends.

1204
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,500
We do.

1205
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:47,800
Some of them say Kenny from Cleveland and some of them don't say anything at all.

1206
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,960
But I just go with what it says.

1207
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:57,120
So anyhow, Rob, you got something or you want to call this?

1208
01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,720
Okay, go ahead.

1209
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:07,000
Actually, I got four minutes about cannabis.

1210
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,280
Why not finish the night out of that?

1211
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,280
That sounds great.

1212
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:17,440
Okay, myth number one.

1213
01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:20,440
Cannabis makes you lazy.

1214
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:21,440
Yeah.

1215
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:22,440
Bust.

1216
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:23,440
Bust.

1217
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:36,800
Wrong, in fact, a study conducted by the University of Cambridge debunked the lazy stoner stereotype.

1218
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:43,920
The way you feel when using cannabis is usually determined by various factors such as the

1219
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:51,600
type of strain you are using, personal tolerance, and even genetics.

1220
01:14:51,600 --> 01:15:00,720
While the effects of cannabis can include a sense of relaxation and euphoria, it does

1221
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:10,960
not make you incapable of getting your work done and achieving success as evidenced by

1222
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:19,280
a number of outspoken athletes, CEOs, and celebrities who enjoy or find benefits in

1223
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,280
cannabis.

1224
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:30,360
So yeah, I mean, don't make it your mindset.

1225
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,360
Yeah, no, I agree.

1226
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:33,360
I agree.

1227
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,800
I'm not gonna lie there, buddy.

1228
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,120
I am a cannabis user.

1229
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:40,120
I am.

1230
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,120
I know this.

1231
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:46,680
I mean, I bust my butt every day.

1232
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,120
You know?

1233
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,120
It's legal.

1234
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:57,560
I could sit there and smoke a joint, but if there's something that has to be done, I'll

1235
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:58,560
get up and do it.

1236
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:05,560
If not, I'll sit there and watch me TV tunes or whatever, you know?

1237
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,720
But if there's something that needs to be done, I'll get up and do it, even though I

1238
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:12,480
did just smoke a joint.

1239
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:14,480
I understand that one.

1240
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:17,480
Yeah, yeah, I agree with you, Rob.

1241
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:21,280
Some would just put up something really funny about the presidential race that I gotta pass

1242
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,280
on, okay?

1243
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:26,320
It says, it feels like we're all in divorce court waiting for the next election.

1244
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:31,040
It feels like we're all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

1245
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1246
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:37,520
And also, I got something.

1247
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:42,560
Val told me to put ketchup on the grocery list the other day.

1248
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,800
I couldn't read it.

1249
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:49,320
I couldn't read it after.

1250
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:50,320
Anything else?

1251
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,560
Hang on, hang on.

1252
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:56,680
Do you want to go a little bit longer or not, what do you think?

1253
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,680
Leave it up to you.

1254
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,680
You're the one that's gotta get up god-awful early.

1255
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:04,200
Oh, I've got three more of these.

1256
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,200
Oh, okay.

1257
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,200
All right.

1258
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,200
Well, hang on.

1259
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,200
Okay.

1260
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,200
Oh, sorry.

1261
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,200
Sorry.

1262
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,200
Go ahead with that.

1263
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,200
I'm sorry.

1264
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,840
I got distracted because I had that direct message.

1265
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,680
I was like, I had to go ahead.

1266
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,680
Okay.

1267
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,680
Go ahead.

1268
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:21,680
I'm sorry.

1269
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:24,040
Okay, myth number two.

1270
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:32,320
The legal cannabis market does not effectively prevent youth access.

1271
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:44,280
Plus, legal dispensaries are strictly regulated, requiring ID checks to ensure customers are

1272
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,040
21 or older.

1273
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:55,200
Legal market lacks such controls, making it easier for underage individuals to gain access

1274
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,000
to cannabis.

1275
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:04,840
By supporting license dispensaries, you help enforce these regulations, keeping cannabis

1276
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:09,760
out of the hands of minors and promoting responsible consumption.

1277
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:17,360
Like I said, I admit I'm a cannabis user.

1278
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:21,760
Yes, I've been to dispensaries or two.

1279
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:26,680
Yeah, it's strict, very strict.

1280
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,680
Yeah.

1281
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,680
Just ease people's minds.

1282
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,960
No, there is no minors getting in there.

1283
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:35,960
Just saying.

1284
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:36,960
Yeah.

1285
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:44,240
They require your license and you cannot buy anything without a license.

1286
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:47,640
They watch it very closely because these places make a lot of money.

1287
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,240
They do not want to get shut down.

1288
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:54,600
Yeah, you're getting really legitimate what it is.

1289
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,000
You're getting what you're paying for.

1290
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,440
You're getting what it says.

1291
01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:01,880
I think it's the best way to do business because the old fashioned way, the drug dealer, you

1292
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,340
don't know what you're getting really.

1293
01:19:03,340 --> 01:19:05,440
You're just taking their word for it.

1294
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:14,720
Honestly, like I said, I've started going to dispensaries and it's a lot better quality.

1295
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,720
It really is.

1296
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:17,720
Yeah, it is.

1297
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:22,720
And they've had so many advances in the way they process it and hydroponic.

1298
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:23,720
And go ahead.

1299
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:24,720
Just saying.

1300
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:25,720
Mine's medicinal, but self-medicinal.

1301
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:26,720
You know what I mean?

1302
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:27,720
It helped.

1303
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:28,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1304
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:29,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1305
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:30,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1306
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:31,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1307
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:32,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1308
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:33,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1309
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:34,720
I've figured out how to do it.

1310
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:40,220
I've figured out it helps me with certain problems in my life.

1311
01:19:40,220 --> 01:19:41,620
And that's why I do it.

1312
01:19:41,620 --> 01:19:43,180
I actually know a lot of people.

1313
01:19:43,180 --> 01:19:47,220
But I've done it since I was a teenager.

1314
01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:50,800
I know a lot of people that say the same thing that you just said.

1315
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,440
They say it really, truly is medicinal.

1316
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,440
It's not a joke.

1317
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:57,800
Because a lot of people use go home I got to go do my medicinal.

1318
01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:01,800
No, it really is a medicine for a lot of people.

1319
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:09,220
relaxes them, it calms them, it makes them sort through feelings. It really is an essential

1320
01:20:09,220 --> 01:20:11,180
tool in a lot of people's lives.

1321
01:20:11,180 --> 01:20:15,780
That's the way I look at it, that's the way you described it, that's the way I look at

1322
01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:25,060
it. It calms me down, because when I'm at work, man, I'm going, you know what I mean?

1323
01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:32,240
When I get home and I'll sit down and smoke a joint, oh my god, honestly, joint is better

1324
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:35,560
than three beers.

1325
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:40,840
That's excellent. That is excellent, and that's a great way to stop drinking too. Just go

1326
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,840
home and smoke a little.

1327
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:46,280
Yeah, yeah, and I'm working on it, bro. I'm working on it.

1328
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,280
Dude, man, I think you sound great.

1329
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:56,440
By the way, as of right now, five and a half weeks without a tube.

1330
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,440
Excellent, excellent.

1331
01:20:58,440 --> 01:21:06,400
Actually, once I hit eight weeks, I'm going to take my backup can out of my work bag and

1332
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,400
throw it away.

1333
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:16,080
All I got to say is thank you, God. That is some great news, Rob. Keep up the great work.

1334
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:20,160
You sound so good. Even Topher today said something. He goes, yeah, I listen, and Rob

1335
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:29,480
sounds great. I was like, yeah. I go, yeah. You sound like the Rob that used to call in.

1336
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:30,480
Those good old days.

1337
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:35,720
There's a lot of things in my absence. We'll leave it that way.

1338
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:44,360
Okay. You know what? Yeah, that's good. I was never one to do potting. I can describe

1339
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:51,400
it in something that recently happened. Okay. I was going to go in for therapy for my tinnitus,

1340
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:58,600
right? And it's a form of hypnotism. They said that it's extremely doubtful because

1341
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:05,880
of them interviewing me. They do like a processing. And they said that I am not a type of guy

1342
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:16,280
that will probably adhere to hypnotism. And I was really surprised by that. I was really

1343
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:17,280
surprised by that.

1344
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:21,240
Honestly, that does not surprise me, Mark.

1345
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:22,240
Really?

1346
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:26,560
That does not surprise me.

1347
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:33,400
Can I ask why? I hope I'm not boring anybody. But can I ask you why?

1348
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:43,200
Because you're too wrapped up in yourself. And you're like, okay, this ain't right.

1349
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:51,200
You know, I just can see it with you.

1350
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,600
That makes as much sense as anything. I'm still trying to do it though. I'm still trying

1351
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,440
to do it. I'm not letting them discourage me. But that was the last word I got. So I

1352
01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:00,240
don't know if the insurance—

1353
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:09,840
Here is the only advice I can give you when you go through it.

1354
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:13,560
Please do. Yeah, go ahead. If I do. I don't know. The insurance might deny me because

1355
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:14,560
of—

1356
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:20,360
If you do, relax. When you go through it, relax.

1357
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:30,040
Okay. So you're saying I worry about myself way too much.

1358
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:40,080
Yeah, you just worry about things around you. And you don't like not feeling like yourself.

1359
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:44,400
So I'm too much in control? Is that what you're saying?

1360
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,400
Of yourself.

1361
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:48,400
Of myself. Okay. All right.

1362
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:55,600
But, you know, with Val and everybody, you're free going. You know?

1363
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:56,600
No, no, no.

1364
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,160
I just want to love about you.

1365
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,160
There's a reason I'm asking.

1366
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:06,040
You like to watch yourself. And that's a good thing. That's a good thing.

1367
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:09,320
I am what I am. I mean, I'm not changing it. So, yeah.

1368
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:18,240
You are what you are. But you're changing yourself. You're doing what you need to do.

1369
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:23,200
Well, thank you. I'd like to get back to you though, Rob. And here's why. I'm extremely

1370
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:30,240
proud of you. Extremely. You took this thing on. You took it head on. And you're fighting

1371
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:35,960
it and you're fighting with your life. And I commend you.

1372
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:38,200
I have a lot more work.

1373
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:41,160
We all do. We all do. So…

1374
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:47,800
But to be honest, I'm seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

1375
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:51,760
I am too. I am too.

1376
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:58,280
No, the thing that I worry about about the therapy stuff is the insurance is going to

1377
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:04,360
deny me on this guy that did the interview and process his recommendations. So I don't

1378
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:08,000
know if I'm even going to get to do it now because he kind of just likes it. I don't

1379
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:13,560
think it's going to do the guy any good, which I strongly disagree. And anyhow, it

1380
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:18,080
is what it is. If the insurance covers it, I'm doing it. If it doesn't, then we'll

1381
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,480
see how much it costs. So anyhow.

1382
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:24,560
You got anything else you want to add, Rob? Or you want to wrap the bow on this bitch

1383
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:25,560
and call it good?

1384
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:30,080
Yeah, we're counting on 9.30, brother.

1385
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:34,040
Yep. You've got to be at work in the morning and I've got to scratch my nuts in the

1386
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:35,040
morning. So anyhow.

1387
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:38,040
I've got to do that too.

1388
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:42,640
Okay. Well, you know, you need nut scratching time. Absolutely.

1389
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,080
That's kind of how it is.

1390
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:46,160
Thank you, Rob. Thanks for joining me once again.

1391
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,160
As always.

1392
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:51,600
Yep. We're still all doing this once a week, right?

1393
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,600
For now.

1394
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:53,600
For now. Okay.

1395
01:25:53,600 --> 01:26:04,600
Let me, like I said, I just got two golden laps out of the support. There's a lot of

1396
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:05,600
cleaning.

1397
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,960
Yeah. With the other two shows going on, I don't feel the need that we have to press

1398
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:14,680
ourselves and do four a week anymore. I think two a week is plenty when we get to it.

1399
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:20,880
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Give me a week or two and we'll see where we're at.

1400
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:21,880
All right.

1401
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:22,880
Bump it up to two.

1402
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:32,160
So speaking of that, the nineties, top 10, 12, 13, whatever, top 10.

1403
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:34,760
Top 10. Okay. Top 10.

1404
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:35,760
You're right. You're right.

1405
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:39,000
The number is what we stick with.

1406
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,000
Ronnie said 10.

1407
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:44,280
No more ties. No more ties.

1408
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:47,920
Ronnie said 10, we're going to stick to 10. That's next week, right?

1409
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:53,120
Actually, Ronnie, actually Ronnie dropped us back to seven.

1410
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:55,120
Oh, did he?

1411
01:26:55,120 --> 01:27:01,600
This was my idea. So I bumped this up to 10.

1412
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:02,600
Okay.

1413
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:12,400
Yeah, yeah. It's a lot less than seven, thanks to Ronnie.

1414
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:17,480
Okay. All right. The top seven. Top seven next week, right?

1415
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,200
No, no. Top 10.

1416
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,200
Top 10? Okay.

1417
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:21,200
Finalist. Nineties.

1418
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:26,440
Okay. Top 10. Oh, that's right. Ronnie had us to seven. You have us at 10. Okay?

1419
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:27,440
Yeah. Yeah.

1420
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:28,440
Yeah. Okay.

1421
01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:32,760
And we're waiting to hear his next one.

1422
01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:35,000
He will get to that. He will get to that.

1423
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,800
Yeah, I know he will. I know he will.

1424
01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:41,400
Yeah. He's got a little going on right now, but he'll get to that. Okay. All right, everybody,

1425
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:45,800
thank you for listening. Love you guys. Have a good night, assholes.

1426
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:48,520
Good night, assholes.

1427
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:54,360
Oh no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a

1428
01:27:54,360 --> 01:28:11,960
wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.