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Recorded live from the historic River Market area in downtown Kansas City proper near the banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River.

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We give you the Sports Baskets.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Hmm, let's see, if I identify as a dog and I start wandering around the block without a collar on, could animal control come by and pick me up?

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Hmm, I may never know.

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I wonder how Whataburger got their name?

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Hmm, let's see, did they first try What a Chicken Nugget?

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I don't know.

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Alright, there we go.

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Okay, the Sports Basterds, this is our prediction one for week 9, is it?

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Week 10.

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Week 10.

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Yeah, we're already up to week 10.

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Man.

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Week 9 is kind of the unofficial midpoint of the season even though some teams haven't played half their games yet.

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Good to lie, week and all, but so first half of the season was pretty much considered done.

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Week 9, yeah.

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I've got a little point I want to make.

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The achievability of going, of running the table.

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As well.

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But the reason it could be achieved, it would be a team like the Chiefs that aren't looking for it.

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True.

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They don't want it.

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They want another ring, they want the three people.

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Yeah, I think if it came down to the final game of the season and our playoff position was secured, Andy will give up a win in order to rest some players and I don't think the fan base will care.

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A perfect season doesn't, regular season doesn't really mean that much.

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No, everyone is on board with this whole concept and knows how to have it work so well.

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Everyone firmly believes that.

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They don't care about going 17-0 or whatever.

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Yeah, so when the Chiefs eventually get a loss, or if I should say, if they eventually get a loss, it's not going to destroy them, it's not going to be a big setback.

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It will be played up big by the football media, but for the Chiefs organization it's like, yeah, whatever.

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Did you know they're 14-0 going into last season's playoff run?

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That's a remarkable stat considering the teams that have been played.

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Last year, at the end of last year and the beginning of this year.

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I mean, you had San Fran, you had Cincinnati, you had the Ravens.

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The builds are coming up and they're going to be really tough tests.

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It's going to be in Buffalo.

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But, yeah, it's going to be done, it's going to be done this year with this team.

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But I personally don't think it's going to be done because if you haven't lost a game by the end of the year, you're not, no, you're sitting everybody on.

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Because nobody's near you.

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So that's another reason it'll never be done.

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Anyhow, so we go into our predictions.

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Let's do so.

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This week, week 10, we have Las Vegas Raiders, Cleveland Browns, Seattle Seahawks, and Green Bay Packers on the bye week.

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The Packers really need a bye week.

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Cleveland needs about four.

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Las Vegas needs the rest of the season.

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Las Vegas needs 300 billion in cap room.

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Cleveland needs to go sit out for a little while and think about life.

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They need to reflect.

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Game number one, four and five Cincinnati at six and three Baltimore in Munich.

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I want to say Natty just because.

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But Baltimore, I mean, because Baltimore has been Jekyll and Hyde just like Natty has.

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Cincinnati plays teams like this very well.

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They hang in there.

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They don't do anything fancy.

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They just stay close and they hope at the end of the game, someone comes up with a big play.

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Oddly enough, both teams scored 41 points last week.

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I'm going to go with Baltimore.

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I'm going to say it's a 37 to 32 whatever.

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Big scoring.

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I think they're going to win again this week.

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Cincinnati scored 41 so I mean, you know, it's kind of even in that department if you

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Cincinnati played the Raiders.

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Denver is the better team.

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I'm going to go Baltimore 30 to 20.

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Next game, two and seven New York Giants at the two and seven Carolina Panthers.

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Where is it at?

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It's in Carolina.

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They're not going to win two in a row.

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The Giants 17 to 10.

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Each quarterback might get 110 yards, but not over that.

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Plus, I like taking chances.

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I like taking chances.

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Two and seven New England at four and four Chicago.

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They are a more hungry team.

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This definitely means more to Chicago than it does to New England.

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New England, I don't think, went into the season with any expectations of playoffs or beyond.

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Chicago got embarrassed last week.

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You know, it takes a minute to actually be an actual download instead of just a listen.

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It takes one minute.

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We set playoffs about five minutes into this, so we're safe.

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All right, next game up four and four San Francisco at four and five Tampa Bay.

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Oh, this is a good one.

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I'd like to be able to watch this.

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What time is it on?

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That'll be a noon game.

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A noon game, I'll have it recorded.

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If it's carried locally.

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I'm going to say 27-26, and that would be Tampa Bay.

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I'm probably going to regret this San Fran one, if I pull it out.

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So there won't be a noon game other than the Chiefs game in this, in our area.

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Unless you've got one of those NFL packages, you're not going to see it.

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I refuse.

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Because they have so many things.

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This goes here.

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This goes to this one.

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This goes to Paramount.

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This one goes to Netflix.

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I refuse to do it.

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They have them subbed out everywhere.

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It pisses me off.

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I'm going to go San Francisco, and I think it's going to be 24-17.

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Just a feeling.

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It's kind of fun to make predictions based on not really hard evidence or facts.

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It's like, eh, this is what I feel.

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It's funny how many times that just works out.

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We're doing about 66% so far this season.

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And this is a lot out of just feeling.

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Just like, eh, you know, and I think they're going to bring it this year.

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We kind of really make up our minds just by how we feel about it.

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Sometimes it's just, I just think Tampa's going to win.

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And it's so much more fun when you're not worried about a point spread.

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It's just winner.

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That pass rush that Tampa has is good.

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Vitaveya, via?

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Vitaveya, or yeah, Vitaveya, vitamin, yeah.

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The bulky vitamin.

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Vitamin may be a big fat bitch, but he can bring it.

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That big fat bitch can throw down.

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I'm going to say the big fat bitch is going to have a lot of fucking sacks.

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You're going to be Brock bruised.

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You know, I'm going to go Kansas City, but I think this is going to be a tougher game

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I believe so too.

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I think it's going to be a nut-tucker.

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It's just because Denver always plays this well.

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and they're going to be hungry.

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And all that together with the Bills coming up the week after that has classic, classic

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trap game.

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But I think this team is too good to be trapped down.

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I hope so.

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I'm going to go ahead and go probably 27-24.

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Herzenbacher nails a 58er.

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I think it's going to be really close too.

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I'm going KC 24-23.

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That's good too.

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Is it going to be Herzenbacher 58er or something like that?

269
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000
No.

270
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000
I think it's going to be the defense that closes it out.

271
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Okay.

272
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Okay.

273
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
Sounds good.

274
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
All right.

275
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,000
Next up, 7-2 Buffalo at 4-5 Indianapolis.

276
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Oh, also Vita Vea.

277
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,000
He likes caviar on his pizza.

278
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
Okay.

279
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Sprinkle it right on that pineapple.

280
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
Yes.

281
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
Right on the pineapple.

282
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000
Spread it with a kale leaf.

283
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Yeah.

284
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000
Yeah.

285
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
He loves kale.

286
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000
He's not human.

287
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
No.

288
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Kale was a joke.

289
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000
It was.

290
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000
The guy that invented it, he was like, man, look at this shit I'm going to throw out here.

291
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
No one's going to eat it.

292
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
And then everybody started liking it.

293
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
He was like, okay, I stand corrected.

294
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Yeah.

295
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000
That's the same guy who invented the pet rock.

296
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Yes.

297
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000
This stuff is fantastic.

298
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Okay.

299
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Thanks.

300
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:13,000
You know, I hear that the tighter your man bun is, the more you like kale.

301
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
Yes.

302
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Yeah.

303
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
It's a little, it's a secret Iggy.

304
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
Look at his tight bun.

305
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000
Oh, no, no, no.

306
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000
Not that one.

307
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
The other.

308
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
The one on his head.

309
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000
The one on his head.

310
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000
That means he's a kale eater.

311
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
Oh, really?

312
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Let's go talk to him.

313
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,000
First, the more correct term for a man bun is douche knot.

314
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
Yes.

315
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
Douche knot.

316
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Yes.

317
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
Fucking cheeseburger head.

318
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000
Yep.

319
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000
I think you point that.

320
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000
A long time ago, when we were early.

321
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000
Hair hamburger.

322
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Hair hamburger.

323
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
Look at that Big Mac on his head.

324
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000
That came from an episode of King of Queens.

325
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000
Oh, okay.

326
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Where the wife had a bun on her head and the guy called it a hair hamburger and it scared

327
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
him.

328
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000
He didn't want to fool around while that bun was on her head.

329
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000
I could see that.

330
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Yeah.

331
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
He kept eyeballing it.

332
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
I don't know what it's going to do.

333
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
That's not right.

334
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
Please, please, it's unnatural.

335
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Take that thing down.

336
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Yeah.

337
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000
So the term hair hamburger sounded pretty awesome.

338
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000
I love that.

339
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000
All right.

340
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
So we are attacking Buffalo and Indy.

341
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000
No, Indy is going to do Buffalo a run for their money.

342
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Yeah.

343
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000
They are.

344
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Indy is going to play really hard.

345
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000
They're a solid team.

346
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000
They are a solid team.

347
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Richardson is out again, isn't he?

348
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
I can't keep track.

349
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Yeah, I know.

350
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
That's a problem.

351
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Not like he looked overwhelming when he was in there.

352
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000
Who was there?

353
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
Oh, Flacco.

354
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:36,000
I think Flacco is going to bring it to the table.

355
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,840
Oh, Flacco.

356
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,680
Yeah.

357
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,220
I think Flacco's gonna bring it,

358
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,300
and it's a trap game for them too.

359
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,540
Oh yeah.

360
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:44,820
I think it's more of a trap game

361
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,220
to where Indy's gonna pull it off.

362
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,060
Ooh.

363
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:52,460
17, 16.

364
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,900
Low scoring.

365
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:54,860
Wow.

366
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,760
Yeah, I'm really going on edge there.

367
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,500
I'm about ready to fall off that bucket.

368
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:02,500
Yeah, that's me up there.

369
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:06,500
I'm King Kong-ing it.

370
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:10,500
Man.

371
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,500
I think I'm gonna have to stick with Buffalo.

372
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,500
I'd like to take Indy,

373
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,500
but I think I'm gonna stick with Buffalo.

374
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,500
Probably a pretty close game.

375
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,500
24-17.

376
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,500
Alright.

377
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,500
Alright.

378
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:35,500
Vita Vea also polishes his coins.

379
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,500
We need to come up with a thing that Vita Vea does.

380
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,500
He rips the tags off mattresses.

381
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:45,500
Oh, that son of a bitch.

382
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:50,500
Vita Vea calls his mom, man.

383
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,500
Dude.

384
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,500
He calls his mom dude.

385
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,500
If VCRs were still a thing,

386
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500
he would be kind, he wouldn't rewind.

387
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:03,500
No, he wouldn't.

388
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,500
He wants wingtips to a bowling alley.

389
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,500
With tassels.

390
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,500
With tassels.

391
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,500
He has a smoking jacket and he doesn't smoke.

392
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,500
Yeah.

393
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,500
Alright.

394
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,500
He puts pesos in his penny lopers.

395
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,500
Oh.

396
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,500
Or no, Canadian pennies.

397
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,500
That's even worse.

398
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:38,500
He fixes his hair in a windstorm.

399
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:42,500
He brushes his teeth before he eats.

400
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,500
It can never be too early.

401
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,500
Gotta have a start on it.

402
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:52,500
Let's try to find the rails that we went off.

403
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,500
They're way over there.

404
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:59,500
Six and two Pittsburgh at seven and two Washington.

405
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,500
Ooh.

406
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,500
Commanders.

407
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,500
Really?

408
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,500
24, 23.

409
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,500
Wow.

410
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,500
You sounded pretty sure of that.

411
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,500
Yeah.

412
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,500
Even though I love the Steelers,

413
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,500
I just think that Jaden Daniels has that certain savel up there.

414
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,500
Yeah.

415
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,500
That it.

416
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,500
Yeah.

417
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,500
Yeah, I can see that.

418
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,500
He's got the it factor.

419
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,500
He's riding it.

420
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,500
I think I'm going to go Pittsburgh off the bye week.

421
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,500
Yeah, that's a great point.

422
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,500
I'm sticking with it.

423
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,500
Because this is how one of us gets ahead of the other one.

424
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,500
Yeah.

425
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,500
Because we have to pick different.

426
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,500
I'm going to go Pittsburgh 2717.

427
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,500
Alright, fair enough.

428
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,500
Sounds good.

429
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,500
I'm not sure where the three o'clock games start.

430
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,500
But it's...

431
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,500
Let's just pretend now.

432
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,500
Yeah.

433
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,500
Alright everybody, this next one's the first three o'clock game.

434
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:53,500
Which would be really weird because it's 6-2 Minnesota at 2-7 Jacksonville.

435
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,500
East Coast three o'clock game, I don't think so.

436
00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Did Minnesota lose three in a row?

437
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,500
Minnesota lost two in a row.

438
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,500
And then they won again.

439
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,500
Oh yeah, that's right.

440
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,500
They did.

441
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,500
Yeah, they were 5-0.

442
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,500
Then they were 5-2.

443
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500
Yeah, that's right.

444
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,500
Okay.

445
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,500
And Jacksonville's been clawing itself out of a hole from the beginning.

446
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,500
Yeah, it has.

447
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:19,500
Minnesota's got to get it back on track somewhere.

448
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,500
Jacksonville's flushing anyhow.

449
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,500
You think there's much of a home field advantage in Jacksonville?

450
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500
No.

451
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,500
I don't think so either.

452
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,500
I think it's the other teams, actually, it's the other teams to be had.

453
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:36,500
Because you can walk up there, and you know, you have Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach pretty close.

454
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,500
People go there, watch the Chiefs, and then go to the beach.

455
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,500
And this time of year it's going to be pleasant weather.

456
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,500
There's a ton of flights to that area because Disney World is right there.

457
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:52,500
Yeah, so I'm going to say no home field advantage.

458
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,500
No home field advantage.

459
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,500
Yeah, I don't think so either.

460
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,500
Alright, so you're picking Minnesota.

461
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:05,500
Yeah, I'm going to say 28, 14.

462
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,500
That's really close to why I was going 28-10.

463
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,500
Okay.

464
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,500
So you're picking Minnesota.

465
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:19,500
Man, it just seems like when things start to go wrong, Trevor Lawrence just can't pull it out.

466
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,500
He just can't bring them back.

467
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,500
No.

468
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:27,500
He gets as bewildered and upset as everybody else does when he's supposed to be the one in charge.

469
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,500
He'll be a backup in three years.

470
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,500
Oh, yeah, boy, that's a good point.

471
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,500
He's carved some winks all the way.

472
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:40,500
We should do another thing that starting quarterbacks of today that we think will be backups in three years.

473
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,500
Alright, let's do it now.

474
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,500
Write that down.

475
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,500
Write that down.

476
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,500
Oh, shit, I don't have a pen on me.

477
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,500
Alright, I'll write it down.

478
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,500
Okay.

479
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,500
Oh, here, I'll put it in my phone.

480
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,500
QB.

481
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,500
Because I do all my bright ideas.

482
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:57,500
Now you know why they suck.

483
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,500
Alright, starting QB to backup in the next three years.

484
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,500
That'll be fun.

485
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,500
Yes.

486
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:08,500
Okay, next up we have six and three Atlanta and two and seven New Orleans.

487
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,500
Of course, Atlanta.

488
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,500
Talk about two teams going in opposite directions.

489
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,500
Yeah, but this is also the time that teams start getting upset too.

490
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,500
Mm-hmm, yeah.

491
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,500
But I'm still going with Atlanta.

492
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,500
Yeah, it's hard to pick against Atlanta at this point.

493
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:36,500
I'm going to go 31 to 13 Atlanta over New Orleans.

494
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,500
Sounds good.

495
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,500
I'm going to say 24 to 10.

496
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,500
Either way, not a close game.

497
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,500
No, no.

498
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,500
Yeah.

499
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:51,500
I can see Atlanta getting out ahead and New Orleans just trying to catch up all game long.

500
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,500
I can see that too.

501
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,500
Kirk Cousins is on fire right now.

502
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,500
Yeah.

503
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,500
He's learning this new system so well.

504
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,500
He's picking up on it.

505
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,500
He's disciplined.

506
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,500
Doesn't throw a lot of interceptions.

507
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,500
Doesn't fumble.

508
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,500
All the things that New Orleans doesn't do.

509
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,500
He looks like such a different quarterback than he was in Minnesota, doesn't he?

510
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,500
It does.

511
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,500
It's amazing.

512
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,500
It's just so, yeah.

513
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,500
Oh, man, look at him fighting over bread.

514
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,500
The pigeons.

515
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,500
Yeah.

516
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,500
Squat fight.

517
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:25,500
We still haven't figured out is it homeless reincarnated as pigeons or is it pigeons reincarnated

518
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,500
as homeless?

519
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,500
Is pigeons reincarnated as homeless?

520
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,500
I think so.

521
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,500
They wonder what they did in their past life.

522
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,500
They're like, I was just a pigeon.

523
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500
So every time you eat a city chicken, you've created another homeless person.

524
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,500
Yes.

525
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,500
You're going to miss bum fights on the internet.

526
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,500
Oh, I remember that was a thing.

527
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,500
They'd have them pulling out fucking teeth for a Colt 45.

528
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,500
Oh, my God.

529
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,500
And it was real.

530
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,500
Yeah.

531
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,500
Talk about an extra life.

532
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,500
Yeah.

533
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,500
It was.

534
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,500
It was.

535
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:48,500
They pulled out fucking teeth for a Colt 45.

536
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,500
Oh, my God.

537
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,500
And it was real.

538
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,500
Yeah.

539
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500
It was.

540
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500
Talk about exploitation of a disadvantaged group of people.

541
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,500
Oh, I know.

542
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500
Man.

543
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,500
People come along and go, hey, you want this Colt 45?

544
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,500
Yeah.

545
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,500
That was actually worse than dwarf tossing when that was a thing.

546
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,500
What?

547
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,500
Dwarf tossing was a little funner for some reason.

548
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,500
Yeah.

549
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,500
I mean, when it started, everybody thought it was hilarious.

550
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:10,500
And it's not like the little person was getting thrown without their permission.

551
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500
Yeah.

552
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,500
But just the whole idea of it was so demeaning.

553
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,500
And then they put it in the Lord of the Rings.

554
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,500
Do you remember that?

555
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,500
Yes.

556
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,500
There was a scene where the dwarf Gimli said, you'll have to toss me, but don't tell anyone.

557
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,500
I used to do this.

558
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,500
Yes, I love that.

559
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,500
I used to do this.

560
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:33,500
I was up in Boston area working in Lowell, Massachusetts.

561
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,500
At the hotel, they had a little person working, right?

562
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,500
Uh-huh.

563
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,500
He used to follow me around.

564
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,500
He designated me as his friends, and I have a phobia anyhow.

565
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,500
I'm scared to death of him.

566
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,500
They freak me out.

567
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,500
It's like he could pick up on it, so all of a sudden I was his best friend.

568
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,500
Yeah.

569
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,500
And every time, man, I would try to fart in his face.

570
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:58,500
I would try to just blast him right in the face, because this guy, he would not leave me alone.

571
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,500
Oh my God.

572
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,500
Yeah.

573
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,500
I got him a couple of times.

574
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,500
Yeah.

575
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,500
I think he swallowed a pretty good one there.

576
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,500
Oh yeah, yeah.

577
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:14,500
Some of them were like Gimli and an egg on a salad fart.

578
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,500
Yeah.

579
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:22,500
You know, it's interesting how little people are portrayed and used in fictional entertainment.

580
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:27,500
I mean, there are reality shows about the seven little Johnstons, spinoffs of that.

581
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,500
Little Johnstons.

582
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,500
Yes.

583
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:39,500
But when you see a little person in like a sitcom or something, they still tend to be used as a token and a novelty.

584
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,500
They do.

585
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,500
That's true.

586
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:46,500
They don't get their own legitimacy for whatever reason, the way they look or whatever.

587
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,500
People just don't take them seriously.

588
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:53,500
Even if they don't overtly talk about the fact that they're a small person.

589
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,500
There's some sort of reference or something.

590
00:22:55,500 --> 00:23:03,500
Yeah, there's attention brought to the fact that they are different than other people in the same room.

591
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,500
So they try to make it.

592
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,500
It's a version of virtuous signaling.

593
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:17,500
The little people are still kind of in that virtual virtue signaling phase where they get work because networks and shows want to show that they're open minded.

594
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:22,500
Instead of just saying who's going to be best for this role and I don't care how they look.

595
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,500
Why not do it that way?

596
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,500
But TV and movies are all a...

597
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,500
I mean they're such a visual medium.

598
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:34,500
You've got to have just the right look without offending this group and without exciting that group.

599
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,500
It's a mess.

600
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:43,500
But I think little people still have some ways to go before they get the quality that some other marginalized groups have gotten.

601
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,500
And plus, it's like me when we're younger.

602
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:49,500
You walk up to one and go, hey, left or right, you win a candy bar.

603
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,500
Know what I'm saying?

604
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,500
Yeah.

605
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,500
Which way, is it left or is it right?

606
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,500
You tell me, you get a candy bar.

607
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,500
That's nasty.

608
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,500
Yes.

609
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,500
Okay, moving right along.

610
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,500
Yes, I know.

611
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,500
2-6 Tennessee.

612
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,500
I'd tell everyone to Google it, but that wouldn't work.

613
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,500
No, probably not.

614
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,500
Who is it now?

615
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,500
2-6 Tennessee at 5-3 Los Angeles Chargers.

616
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,500
That's got to be a three-foot game.

617
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,500
Yeah, okay.

618
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,500
Chargers?

619
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,500
They're not winning sexy.

620
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,500
No.

621
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,500
They're not winning flashy.

622
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,500
So a hum-drum game of 24-21.

623
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,500
That sounds about right.

624
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:38,500
Chargers, I don't think you're going to have any trouble with Tennessee since Tennessee still doesn't do anything very well.

625
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,500
Yeah.

626
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,500
They lose really well.

627
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:46,500
They have a lot of trouble keeping drives going.

628
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:54,500
It used to drive me crazy when the team I was rooting for would have some really great play and gain 17 yards.

629
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:58,500
And then they'd piss it away on some really bad plays and punt.

630
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,500
Oh, that used to drive me nuts.

631
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,500
The Chiefs were the kings of that.

632
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,500
It's like, why did you bother getting 17 yards?

633
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,500
It doesn't mean anything now.

634
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,500
It's just a useless stat on somebody's...

635
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,500
You came up with this great play and then you followed up with three runs in the middle.

636
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,500
I think Tennessee is in that mode right now.

637
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,500
They're just kind of like ducking cover.

638
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,500
Yeah.

639
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,500
I'm going to give them single digits.

640
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,500
I'm going to say 24-9.

641
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,500
You're probably much closer.

642
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:28,500
I'm not betting Vegas on this one, so I don't care.

643
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:32,500
So far we haven't had much in obvious weather games.

644
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,500
We had one the other day.

645
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,500
The Jets was a real rainy game.

646
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,500
Last night was a really rainy game.

647
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:42,500
Last night there was a lot of slipping and dropping of the balls.

648
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,500
We're still probably a month away from some really cold games.

649
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:50,500
Yeah, and that separates the men from the boys right there.

650
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,500
It does, doesn't it? Yeah.

651
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,500
I mean, case in point, Miami came here last year.

652
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,500
Where they had the most amputations of any...

653
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,500
You can't write this yet.

654
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:04,500
That football becomes a giant block of granite that you're trying to catch.

655
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,500
Yes.

656
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:10,500
Okay, not much love for Tennessee here.

657
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,500
No.

658
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:16,500
Next up we got three and six New York Jets at five and four Arizona Cardinals.

659
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,500
This is pretty easy for me.

660
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,500
Yeah. Yeah, Arizona.

661
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,500
Yeah.

662
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,500
Um...

663
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,500
I'm picking the Jets.

664
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,500
Oh!

665
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,500
Nice.

666
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,500
21 to 17.

667
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:38,500
I wonder how many former New York residents who now live in Arizona

668
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:42,500
are going to be at the game and not know who to root for.

669
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,500
On the other hand, Jets fans tend not to retire to Arizona.

670
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,500
They probably retire to New Jersey.

671
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,500
So...

672
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:56,500
I'm going to go Arizona 23 to 13.

673
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,500
Okay.

674
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,500
So there's another one we're kicking on off since...

675
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,500
Yeah, you know what?

676
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:06,500
I mean, I'm going out on a limb and I'll probably lose it, but what the hell?

677
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,500
No.

678
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,500
Let's see.

679
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,500
The next couple of games aren't so tough to pick, but the last game is going to be interesting.

680
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,500
Okay.

681
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:20,500
Next up we have six and two Philly at three and five Dallas.

682
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,500
Philly.

683
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,500
Because of Barkley.

684
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,500
Yeah. It's weird.

685
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,500
At first I thought this was going to be easy to pick, but...

686
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:40,500
You start thinking about each team's incompetence and how that's going to affect the outcome.

687
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:46,500
Yeah, without Barkley it would have been a lot tougher, but I think I'm going to go Philly as well.

688
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,500
I'm going to go an odd score. 22 to 9.

689
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,500
Nice.

690
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,500
I'll say 23 to 17.

691
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,500
Oh, I like that one. Now, I almost went there too.

692
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,500
Yeah.

693
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,500
I almost said that.

694
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,500
I tend to pick a lot of classic scores, you know, like 17, 10, 13.

695
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:07,500
It stands to reason. Most scores are like that.

696
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:11,500
Yeah, your two basic scores are seven points and three points.

697
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:16,500
You don't get a lot of safeties and missed extra points, so you don't get those weird...

698
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,500
Every now and then it's fun to pick one like that.

699
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,500
Yeah, it is.

700
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,500
Especially since we're not playing over or under or something.

701
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,500
Yeah.

702
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:28,500
Alrighty. Seven to one Detroit at six and three Houston.

703
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,500
Is Houston due for a good game?

704
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,500
I think they are.

705
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:36,500
And if Detroit's going to lose one, they want to lose it to the AFC.

706
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,500
Oh, good point. Good point.

707
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:43,500
I'm going Houston 21 to 18.

708
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,500
And I'll probably regret it.

709
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:51,500
Well, last week's game was the first game Detroit had played outside all season.

710
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,500
And in Houston, it's not really outside.

711
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,500
I think it's a movable dome roof.

712
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,500
It's partial.

713
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:07,500
Yeah. I think it's a retractable roof, but yeah, it's not really going to count as an outside game.

714
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:12,500
Their records are pretty close, but I don't think that really reflects the kind of teams they are.

715
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:20,500
So I'm going to stick with Detroit 28 to 13.

716
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:24,500
Okay.

717
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,500
I almost went 27-13.

718
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,500
So we're on page with that, just with a different score?

719
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,500
Yeah.

720
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,500
Okay.

721
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,500
No, you picked Houston, I picked Detroit.

722
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,500
Oh, you picked that line.

723
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,500
Yeah.

724
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:41,500
All right, last game on the Monday night, two and six Miami at four and four Los Angeles Rams.

725
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:45,500
This to me is kind of tough to pick.

726
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,500
It really is.

727
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,500
Yeah.

728
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:54,500
I'm going to go, is it the Rams?

729
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,500
At Rams, yeah.

730
00:29:55,500 --> 00:30:00,500
It's the Monday night game.

731
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:05,500
Miami.

732
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:09,500
32.

733
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,500
They're 30.

734
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,500
I think Tyreeca's going to shine.

735
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,500
That would be fun to watch.

736
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,500
Yeah.

737
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,500
Yeah.

738
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,500
I kind of have a feeling about Miami this week too.

739
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:25,500
I think they're going to be able to put it together, at least this game, and the Rams are kind of inconsistent.

740
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,500
Oh, he almost got him, almost got him.

741
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,500
Yeah.

742
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,500
Oh, the Pigeons.

743
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:36,500
He's going to run over those poor reincarnated homeless people.

744
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,500
Look at one, he ain't giving up that piece of bread.

745
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,500
Oh, no, no, they're good as a big guy.

746
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,500
Oh, look at him, he's pissed.

747
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,500
That was mine, bitch.

748
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,500
He's breaking out the brass knuckles.

749
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,500
There he is, he fucking just clogged him really good.

750
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,500
Nancy Kerrigan.

751
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:59,500
You've got to love a good Nancy Kerrigan reference.

752
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,500
Yes.

753
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,500
Google it.

754
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,500
I wonder what Tonya Harding is doing right now.

755
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,500
Time.

756
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,500
Time.

757
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,500
Yeah.

758
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:15,500
Or else some guy for crack money.

759
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,500
Yeah, some guy for crack money, there you go.

760
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,500
I'm going to pick Miami as well in this.

761
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:26,500
Rams are inconsistent, big stage.

762
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:31,500
Like you, I think Tyreed's going to have a breakout game, do some real well.

763
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:41,500
I'm going 31 to... He's going to point at the camera and go, this is for you 15, this is for you.

764
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,500
I'm going to going 31, 10.

765
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,500
Alright.

766
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,500
So I think the Rams are going to have trouble scoring.

767
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,500
Oh yeah, alright, cool.

768
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,500
Yeah.

769
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,500
Alright.

770
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,500
So that's week 10 predictions.

771
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,500
I like them.

772
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,500
Now we can screw around for a while.

773
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,500
Alright, cool.

774
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:58,500
You want to go into some bullet points?

775
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,500
I love me some bullet points.

776
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,500
Isn't this fucking fantastic?

777
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,500
Yeah, these are an excellent part of the show.

778
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,500
I know, it's my favorite part.

779
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,500
I think I'm hurting my shoulder patting myself on the back like this.

780
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,500
Same here.

781
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500
Yeah.

782
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,500
Here, I'll just push your pad.

783
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,500
Just right there on the shoulder plate.

784
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,500
I'll wait until we're done with the show before I turn and kiss myself.

785
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,500
I'll be out there all year.

786
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,500
I got really good at it.

787
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:27,500
I've been good while we're talking.

788
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,500
Alright.

789
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,500
And moving right along.

790
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,500
Yes.

791
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:41,500
The intern head coach of the Jets, Jeff Albright, consider resting Aaron Rodgers if he doesn't

792
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,500
improve?

793
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,500
Should he?

794
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,500
Gosh.

795
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,500
I would say no.

796
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,500
I don't think there's any legitimate reason to rest Aaron Rodgers unless he's hurt.

797
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,500
Well, what I mean by rest is this is embarrassing.

798
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:58,500
Or not embarrassing, make him aware that he has not performed.

799
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,500
You think that would work on him?

800
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,500
It would tear the team up wouldn't it?

801
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,500
I don't think there's any benefit to making him a healthy scratch.

802
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,500
I agree.

803
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:11,500
Unless he's injured and can't perform, then that's a no-brainer.

804
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:16,500
But yeah, you take him out and bench him during the game or even before the game.

805
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,500
And yeah.

806
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,500
Speaking of something like that real quick, I want to ask you this.

807
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:25,500
This isn't a bullet point, but it could be.

808
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,500
CHE, Clyde Edwards, Claire.

809
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,500
Claire.

810
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,500
Isn't he still taking up a roster spot?

811
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,500
He is.

812
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,500
Why in the world is he taking up a roster spot?

813
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,500
I don't get it.

814
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,500
I'm really not sure.

815
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:46,500
Is it insurance in case like P Ryan goes down or?

816
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:50,500
I guess, but I mean you could pick someone off your practice squad.

817
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,500
Yeah, that's what I thought too.

818
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:57,500
You could easily go to the practice squad and be called up and nixed it.

819
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,500
If he's eligible for the practice squad at this point.

820
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,500
Oh, he may not be.

821
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,500
That could be.

822
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,500
There's only a certain period of time.

823
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,500
Yeah, he could be on his last one.

824
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:10,500
I think if Hunt went down with an injury for any significant chunk of time,

825
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,500
P Ryan and Steele could fill in.

826
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,500
Yeah, I think so too, but I don't think CHE could.

827
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,500
No, and you wouldn't really need him.

828
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:21,500
You could get like just a regular guy to be the number three.

829
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:25,500
They got a Damian Williams one year and won the Super Bowl with him.

830
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,500
And he was one of the heroes of the Super Bowl.

831
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:31,500
And you can always supplement that kind of running game with the jet sweep

832
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,500
where you toss it to a wide receiver running around the end.

833
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,500
Yeah.

834
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,500
I mean that works as a running game too.

835
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,500
You can use Hopkins as a running back if you want to.

836
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,500
You can use Worthy.

837
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,500
Worthy has been used.

838
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:45,500
Or you can really get crazy and pitch it to Kelsey.

839
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,500
I was just going to bring that up.

840
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,500
There are, I mean, definitely in college football,

841
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:53,500
but there are even pro teams that will use a tight end as a full back

842
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,500
and sometimes hand in the ball and in he goes.

843
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,500
I think preferably that will be in a playoffs, not now.

844
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,500
Playoffs!

845
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,500
Yeah, unless you really need it.

846
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,500
Yeah, that's kind of the same thing you say for when it counts.

847
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,500
For then, yeah.

848
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:10,500
Okay, well I guess that's a bullet point even though it wasn't written down.

849
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,500
Yeah, that worked out pretty well.

850
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,500
So yeah, I'd say don't sit Aaron Rodgers.

851
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,500
No extra charge for that extra question.

852
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,500
We're going to charge you the same amount.

853
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,500
Yep.

854
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,500
Alright.

855
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,500
Look, we got a 30% bonus.

856
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,500
Yeah.

857
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,500
Yeah, more product.

858
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,500
Yeah.

859
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,500
Just what people wanted.

860
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,500
And it cost everybody a little more electricity to listen to it

861
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,500
because it's just that much longer.

862
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,500
Oh yeah, a little like that.

863
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,500
Well, we're going to try to ride this out,

864
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:39,500
but since you did an extra question, fuck you, we're shutting it off.

865
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,500
Alright.

866
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,500
Click.

867
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,500
Yep, click.

868
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,500
It's over a minute.

869
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,500
It still counts.

870
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,500
Yep, it still counts.

871
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:53,500
Alright, take the top four quarterbacks from the NFL right now.

872
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:58,500
Let's say it's Mahomes, Allen, Purdy, and Daniels.

873
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:04,500
If they were pro wrestlers, which one would each one of them be?

874
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:09,500
For example, Allen to me would be Randy, Macho Man, Savage.

875
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,500
The guy that almost gets it almost gets it is always like,

876
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,500
oh, you waited till I get you home.

877
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,500
I'm going.

878
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,500
Okay, so go ahead with yours.

879
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,500
Oh my gosh.

880
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:26,500
I think Mahomes would be, I'm not all that familiar.

881
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:33,500
Is there a character who's like the underdog?

882
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:36,500
The giant killer.

883
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,500
The giant killer?

884
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,500
Yeah, the little guy who beats the big guy.

885
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,500
Like a Rey Mysterio?

886
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,500
Yeah.

887
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:50,500
He was a high flying guy that could like, he was shorter of stature.

888
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,500
He flew around the ring.

889
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:59,500
He was like a, what do they call the Mexican wrestlers?

890
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,500
Oh gosh.

891
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,500
I know what you mean though.

892
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

893
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,500
Anyhow.

894
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:10,500
That's kind of how I see him is the little guy who talks too much

895
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:15,500
and brags and then he comes in and just cleans Andre the Giant's ass.

896
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,500
You know?

897
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,500
If there's a guy like that in wrestling, that's who I think he is.

898
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,500
I'm going to go with the non-controversial Hulk Hogan

899
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:27,500
because he's a king without a doubt.

900
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,500
Won most titles, everything.

901
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:36,500
I mean, just like, and I'm changing Randy Savage to Josh Allen.

902
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,500
I'm taking him to Ric Flair.

903
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,500
Oh yeah, I can see that.

904
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:44,500
Yeah, he's a guy who goes whoo and wins a couple of games here and there.

905
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:48,500
Although he did win like eight or nine world championships,

906
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,500
he's not regarded as the best wrestler.

907
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:55,500
So I'm going to go Hulk is my homes just because he's a winner,

908
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,500
but not all the shenanigans.

909
00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:01,500
Okay, and two would be Ric Flair.

910
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,500
Yeah.

911
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:06,500
Would be Josh Allen.

912
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:12,500
I think Brock Purdy would be a very laid back guy.

913
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:14,500
Would he be the Rock?

914
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

915
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:21,500
And Daniels is the up and comer.

916
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,500
Mm-hmm.

917
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:27,500
So, okay, he would be the Roman Reigns.

918
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,500
Oh, okay.

919
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,500
Yeah, yeah.

920
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,500
So that's my four.

921
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:37,500
Really not keeping up on WWE or whatever they want.

922
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,500
AEW is the next big one coming up.

923
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,500
Yeah, so that's who I got.

924
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,500
You got?

925
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:49,500
As far as the wrestling, I'm kind of out of the loop on that too.

926
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,500
We can both just agree to say that's it.

927
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,500
I kind of reached on this and I was actually, I didn't get a chance to,

928
00:38:55,500 --> 00:39:01,500
but I was going to do a little research on the pro wrestling for the last three years

929
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,500
to try to form an opinion there off of recent stuff.

930
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:09,500
But because I don't know that much about it nowadays, I had to go with what I knew.

931
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:16,500
Now on the opposite end of the spectrum, I'd say Aaron Rodgers is performing about like Andy Kaufman

932
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,500
in the wrestling ring.

933
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,500
He's the inter-gender champion.

934
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,500
Yes.

935
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:32,500
He's throwing women over the top rope.

936
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:37,500
And remember, he's making fun of, was it Tennessee or Kentucky or Mississippi or something?

937
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,500
Yeah.

938
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:42,500
He's making fun of being a bunch of toothless yokels and shit like that.

939
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,500
And that guy put his own life at risk.

940
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:48,500
Yeah, he did throw two crutches out at the audience.

941
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,500
Damn.

942
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:57,500
Oh, he was such a, what do you call it, a method performer, a method actor.

943
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,500
Yeah.

944
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,500
I mean, he played the role he would never deviate out of it.

945
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,500
Oh shit, what was that?

946
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,500
It said my battery's running low.

947
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,500
Uh oh.

948
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,500
My power supply got turned off, so I got it back on now.

949
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:15,500
It should be, let me check this here.

950
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,500
Where's my cursor?

951
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:21,500
All right, let me check my, don't worry guys, the meter's not running on this.

952
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:25,500
We're not charging it for it while we're doing this.

953
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:33,500
I will do what I do whenever Rob's looking for his story because he lost it.

954
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,500
Well, this is plugged in.

955
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:39,500
It should be charging, so I don't know why it's, it hates our show.

956
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,500
It does.

957
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,500
Let me kill the warning.

958
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:50,500
Okay.

959
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:55,500
It says 6% remaining 17 minutes, but we're plugged in.

960
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:56,500
I don't know what the deal is.

961
00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:02,500
And it looks like it's charging.

962
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,500
I'm not sure why it's not working.

963
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,500
Oh, I know why.

964
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:10,500
I know why, I turned on the wrong side.

965
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:11,500
Okay, I turned on the one on that side.

966
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,500
Oh, okay, gotcha.

967
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,500
All right.

968
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,500
We good?

969
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,500
We're good.

970
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,500
The screen came back on.

971
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,500
The screen is getting awful dark.

972
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,500
Oh, that sucks.

973
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:23,500
You think I'd know by now.

974
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,500
It's free.

975
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,500
Yes.

976
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,500
Now you know why.

977
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,500
Yep.

978
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,500
Up to you if you want to snip that part out, but.

979
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,500
Nah, I'm gonna leave it in there.

980
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,500
Yeah, I left some crap in the show I did.

981
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,500
Yeah.

982
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,500
Gotta do it.

983
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,500
Yep.

984
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:39,500
I've got a bullet point.

985
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,500
Oh, yeah.

986
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:46,500
MMA and ultimate fighting, kind of.

987
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:51,500
Is that legitimate sport or just gay porn for men in denial?

988
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:56,500
I want to say gay porn for men in denial.

989
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,500
You know what?

990
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,500
I'm gonna go gay porn for men in denial.

991
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:03,500
I mean, like, watch it with the sound turned down and look at the way they squirm and grind

992
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,500
on each other.

993
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,500
It's just rough gay sex.

994
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,500
That's all it is.

995
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:13,500
What's really horrible whenever someone has this fucking dick right in another guy's face

996
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,500
because they got me a leg lock.

997
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,500
How would you like to be that guy?

998
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,500
Well, I know they could be gay.

999
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,500
Yeah.

1000
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,500
How would you like to be that guy?

1001
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:23,500
This motherfucker's got his shit right in my face and I can't move.

1002
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,500
You better hope that guy's not bigging.

1003
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,500
The ball biter.

1004
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:32,500
Yeah, they're gonna have to wait on bigging the ball biter.

1005
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:37,500
I will tell it eventually, but not right now.

1006
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,500
Not right now.

1007
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,500
Nope.

1008
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,500
We gotta materialize.

1009
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,500
We gotta build it up.

1010
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500
Yeah, we gotta build it up.

1011
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,500
Yeah.

1012
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,500
Yep.

1013
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,500
We gotta convince them they want it before we give it to them.

1014
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,500
Yes.

1015
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,500
Okay.

1016
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,500
Yes.

1017
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,500
We're dangling right now.

1018
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,500
Yeah.

1019
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,500
Here it is.

1020
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,500
And right now they're going, no, that's okay.

1021
00:42:56,500 --> 00:43:00,500
It's like that tired ass old worm you put on your hook because it's the end of the day

1022
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,500
and you're like, yeah, no one's biting on this.

1023
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,500
Yeah.

1024
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,500
It's like half dead.

1025
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,500
It's just dangling.

1026
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,500
It's not even good sushi anymore for the worm.

1027
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:12,500
Even the carp go by and go, ah.

1028
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,500
No.

1029
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,500
Too old.

1030
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,500
Yeah, too old.

1031
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:16,500
Carp eat shit off the bottom.

1032
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,500
It looks at your worm and goes, nah, I don't think so.

1033
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,500
Not today, bitch.

1034
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,500
You get snubbed by a carp.

1035
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,500
That's pretty bad.

1036
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,500
Yeah, that's pretty bad.

1037
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,500
Or a gar.

1038
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,500
Oh.

1039
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,500
Oh, those things.

1040
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,500
Oh, yeah.

1041
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,500
Oh, yeah.

1042
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:31,500
I don't know, bite the air.

1043
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,500
Yeah.

1044
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:35,500
So anyhow, yeah, yeah.

1045
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:39,500
Do you have the same assessment of the NMA and ultimate fighting?

1046
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,500
Yeah.

1047
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
Yeah.

1048
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:45,500
If you want to watch a couple almost naked guys squirm and grind on each other and then

1049
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,500
hit each other.

1050
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,500
Yeah, it's like submissive sex or something.

1051
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:54,500
You want to spend like 30 minutes watching a guy smell another guy's balls.

1052
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:55,500
There you go.

1053
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:56,500
It's for you.

1054
00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:01,500
It's like the guys who want to watch prostate exams.

1055
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:06,500
There might be an issue there.

1056
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:10,500
Or it reminds me of Andre the Giant if he didn't like you.

1057
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,500
Oh, yeah.

1058
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:15,500
He checked your oil when he body slammed you.

1059
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,500
Dang.

1060
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:21,500
So if he didn't like you, you knew it because you had a size 14 fucking index finger up

1061
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:22,500
your bum.

1062
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,500
Damn.

1063
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,500
What did that do?

1064
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,500
You'd be pooping blood for a week.

1065
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:31,500
Yeah, anyhow, I'm sorry I ruined this program.

1066
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:34,500
Let's hope he didn't have dirt under his nails.

1067
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,500
I got an infection.

1068
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,500
Bastard.

1069
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:40,500
I'm going to scratch this pimple and then I'm going to check your oil.

1070
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,500
You know, nowadays he'd be on a list.

1071
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:43,500
Oh, yeah.

1072
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:44,500
What?

1073
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,500
Well, nowadays he'd be arrested for sexual assault.

1074
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,500
Yeah, basically he was.

1075
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:56,500
There was a college wrestling coach that got arrested for that because he was training

1076
00:44:56,500 --> 00:45:01,500
his players to use the shocker, which was a little finger up the butt hole during a

1077
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,500
wrestling match.

1078
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:07,500
And eventually enough players, enough wrestlers told their parents and the parents made a

1079
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,500
big enough stink and it all came out.

1080
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:13,500
And the guy went to prison and made a big enough stink.

1081
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,500
Oh, yeah.

1082
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:21,500
Yeah, the coach is a lifetime member of the sexual predator list.

1083
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,500
Oh.

1084
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,500
Yeah.

1085
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:27,500
So how'd that work out for you, coach?

1086
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,500
Not very well.

1087
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:34,500
I would demand a finger condom if they expected it to have...

1088
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,500
No kidding.

1089
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,500
Yeah, it'd be like, one of those stimples only had a plastic or something.

1090
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:39,500
Yeah, yeah.

1091
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,500
Yeah.

1092
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,500
The kind you use to express your dog's anal gland.

1093
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,500
Those right there.

1094
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:52,500
No, actually, I think I just dropped out of wrestling and go in football.

1095
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,500
Let me go just clean out porta potties.

1096
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:57,500
I'd rather do that.

1097
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:59,500
Okay, the next one.

1098
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:03,500
Will NFL give up on new kickoff rules?

1099
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:04,500
Is it a one and done?

1100
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,500
I don't think so myself.

1101
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,500
I think it's working, but go ahead.

1102
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,500
I think it is working.

1103
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,500
Yeah.

1104
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:12,500
It's still boring as hell.

1105
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,500
It is, but...

1106
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:17,500
And they still haven't figured out to show the play from the receiving team's end zone

1107
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,500
so you can watch the ball coming in and run out.

1108
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:20,500
That's the biggest problem they have.

1109
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,500
They're not sure how to show it to the audience.

1110
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,500
Yeah.

1111
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,500
If they work that out, it will be a little bit more exciting.

1112
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,500
Yeah.

1113
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,500
But...

1114
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:35,500
But for all we know, it might be a contractual obligation that during kickoff,

1115
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,500
they show the side view because there's advertising along the wall

1116
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,500
that needs to be shown during kickoffs.

1117
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,500
That's probably it.

1118
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,500
They pay a premium.

1119
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,500
It's like show space.

1120
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:44,500
Yeah.

1121
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:48,500
If you want that eye-lit corner counter, you're paying for it,

1122
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,500
and that's what they're doing.

1123
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:55,500
And you'll notice the teams that have an advertisement on their field goal catching net.

1124
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,500
Yeah.

1125
00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:00,500
You will always see the kickoff from an angle that shows that logo.

1126
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:05,500
Did you notice the bet MGM every time it goes to a field goal attempt?

1127
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:09,500
That's why they will never show it from the end zone of the ball coming towards you

1128
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,500
because they have to show that advertisement.

1129
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,500
They have to show that advertisement.

1130
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:13,500
Yeah.

1131
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:18,500
So I think keeping the side view is because of that.

1132
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:19,500
I think you're right.

1133
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,500
And an end view would...

1134
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,500
I mean, the advertisement would be too far away for you to see.

1135
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:28,500
So they need that side view so you can see all those ads and messages along the wall

1136
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,500
leading up to the stands.

1137
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,500
Just like in baseball.

1138
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,500
Yeah.

1139
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:35,500
That whole wall surrounding where the stands meet the field.

1140
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,500
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1141
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,500
All the way around they got them.

1142
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,500
Yeah.

1143
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,500
Changing ads.

1144
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,500
That's the only reason they put them in like that.

1145
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,500
Rolling ads.

1146
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:47,500
And a lot of baseball parks will leave a blank space and then just digitally insert ads.

1147
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,500
Remember we saw that at Kauffman Stadium.

1148
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,500
Uh-huh.

1149
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:53,500
I mean, all of a sudden you see Quick Trip because they're a big sponsor.

1150
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,500
Yeah.

1151
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,500
Then you'll see Phillips 66 because they're a big sponsor.

1152
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,500
Yeah.

1153
00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:02,500
And then you'll see like a kid eating a hot dog to try to entice you to go get a hot dog.

1154
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,500
Yeah.

1155
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,500
Yeah, they use them very well.

1156
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,500
Yeah.

1157
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:12,500
I think it's important to remember that the way the show, the game is presented on TV

1158
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,500
is not the best way to view it.

1159
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:17,500
It's the best way to get you to see the advertisements.

1160
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,500
Yes.

1161
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,500
And that, you know, it's naive to think otherwise.

1162
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,500
I agree.

1163
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,500
They want you to watch the game but only because they want to advertise to you.

1164
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,500
Yes.

1165
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,500
So the ads are king.

1166
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,500
I mean, the ads come first.

1167
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,500
And they always will.

1168
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,500
So...

1169
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,500
Yeah, it's always going to be like that.

1170
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:39,500
You're not stopping it because everything on TV is built around advertisement more than

1171
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,500
ever.

1172
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,500
And it never really did, you know.

1173
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,500
It's, I'll put it like this.

1174
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:50,500
Ed Sullivan had Folgers on one, the whole show was Folgers.

1175
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,500
Yeah.

1176
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,500
Now, if Ed Sullivan was on, he'd have 50 sponsors.

1177
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,500
Yes.

1178
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,500
And you'd have to serve every one of them.

1179
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:58,500
Uh-huh.

1180
00:48:58,500 --> 00:48:59,500
So...

1181
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,500
Yeah, yeah.

1182
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,500
Anyhow, go ahead.

1183
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:03,500
Ed Sullivan, Google it.

1184
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,500
Yeah.

1185
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,500
He helped break the Beatles into America.

1186
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,500
He did.

1187
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:08,500
He did.

1188
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:09,500
Yeah.

1189
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:13,500
As a matter of fact, ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles is one of the most famous taglines

1190
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,500
ever.

1191
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,500
Yep.

1192
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,500
And there were a lot of people who hated The Beatles and what they stood for so much that

1193
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,500
they wrote hate letters to Ed Sullivan and the network.

1194
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,500
I remember that.

1195
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,500
Damn hippies.

1196
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:23,500
Yep.

1197
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:24,500
Come to ruin our youth.

1198
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:25,500
Yeah.

1199
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:30,500
Of course, at the same time, you're familiar with the song God Bless America.

1200
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,500
Yes.

1201
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:36,500
It was most famously sung by, what, Kate Bush?

1202
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:40,500
Yeah, I would say, yeah, that would be up there if not it.

1203
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,500
Yeah.

1204
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,500
I mean, not to Kate Bush in recent times, but like way back in the 30s.

1205
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,500
Way back, yeah.

1206
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:49,500
I think the song was written by Irving Berlin, who was Jewish.

1207
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,500
Mm-hmm.

1208
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:55,000
And when that song became really popular, there were a lot of Christian people in this

1209
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,900
country who wrote hate letters to the radio station saying, how dare you play a song written

1210
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:01,900
by that Jew bastard?

1211
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:02,900
Oh, wow.

1212
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,900
Isn't that amazing?

1213
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:04,900
That is amazing.

1214
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:09,900
That was less than 100 years ago in this country.

1215
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:12,900
I'm just gonna let that one go.

1216
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:13,900
Yeah.

1217
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:16,500
That's a, okay, anyhow.

1218
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:22,500
So people react weird ways to things, especially if they're new or unfamiliar or someone tells

1219
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,500
them they should feel threatened by it.

1220
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,500
Yeah.

1221
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,500
Yeah.

1222
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,500
Yeah.

1223
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,500
It's really crazy thinking that was less than 100 years ago.

1224
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,500
Yeah.

1225
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,500
All right.

1226
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:38,500
Patrick and Brittany are seeking to lure an expansion WNBA team for Kansas City.

1227
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:43,500
Is that a good idea or we already have an overkill with all the teams?

1228
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,500
Wow.

1229
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:47,500
I mean, you're definitely approaching overkill.

1230
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:48,500
Yeah.

1231
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,500
But we don't have basketball here.

1232
00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,500
So I'm thinking, yeah.

1233
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,500
Does you have a KCAA?

1234
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,500
Yeah, yeah.

1235
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,500
They have the Roos.

1236
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,500
Do they have the kangaroos still?

1237
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:56,500
The kangaroos.

1238
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:57,500
They play at municipal.

1239
00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:00,500
They have a lifetime contract, I think, with the WNBA.

1240
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:01,500
Yeah.

1241
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,500
I think so.

1242
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,500
They're probably keeping municipal open.

1243
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:04,500
Because, yeah, I bet they are.

1244
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,500
It's a beautiful building.

1245
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,500
It is.

1246
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,500
It's been refurbished.

1247
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,500
I hope that it won't have that.

1248
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,500
Yeah.

1249
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,500
Yeah.

1250
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,500
It's nice.

1251
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,500
All it takes is for somebody to realize that, hey, we could make more money out of this

1252
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,500
space if we did it differently.

1253
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:17,500
And then they'll tear it down.

1254
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,500
I can tell you this.

1255
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:23,500
The old grass work that's in there and the grass work now, you know that they used to

1256
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,500
take their time with it.

1257
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,500
And now they don't.

1258
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:26,500
Yeah.

1259
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,500
The concrete work is really awesome, too.

1260
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:28,500
Yeah.

1261
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,500
All of it is.

1262
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,500
Yeah.

1263
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,500
That's because of four dice?

1264
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,500
No, no, no.

1265
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,500
What was the one that the boss on?

1266
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,500
Pendergast.

1267
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,500
Pendergast.

1268
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,500
Yeah.

1269
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,500
ReadyMix.

1270
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:38,500
ReadyMix.

1271
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,500
That was it.

1272
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:40,500
Yeah.

1273
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,500
And then we have the currency readyMix.

1274
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,500
Yep.

1275
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,500
Anyhow, go ahead.

1276
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:51,500
I think a WNBA team would create quite a splash, especially if the Mahomes were behind it.

1277
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,500
Exactly.

1278
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,500
They've got to be all over it when it comes out.

1279
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:56,500
Yeah.

1280
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:59,500
They've got to be involved and they've got to help carry it until it catches on.

1281
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:04,500
Man, I wonder where they would play.

1282
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,500
Maybe in this home.

1283
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:06,500
Maybe, yeah.

1284
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:10,500
I don't think you'd want to send them down to what you, I can't remember, it used to

1285
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,500
be the Kemper Arena down in the stockyards.

1286
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,500
Oh, Hy-Vee.

1287
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,500
That's all for amateur sports.

1288
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:15,500
Yeah, I think so.

1289
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,500
Yeah, it is.

1290
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:19,500
They have a bunch of different soccer fields in there.

1291
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,500
Yeah.

1292
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:21,500
Okay.

1293
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,500
Municipal is what I think.

1294
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,500
I mean, the Kauffman Center is not designed for that.

1295
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,500
No.

1296
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,500
The Truman's too small.

1297
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,500
Yeah.

1298
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500
Let's see.

1299
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,500
The Uptown, no, no, no, would not work.

1300
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,500
The Midland, no.

1301
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,500
T-Mobile Center?

1302
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,500
T-Mobile Center.

1303
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:39,500
Yeah, you could put a basketball court in the middle of that, I think.

1304
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:42,500
If you had a Kaitlin Clark, yes, T-Mobile.

1305
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,500
No Kaitlin Clark.

1306
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:48,500
Oh, yeah, you'd better start out with a smaller arena.

1307
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:49,500
You'd have to.

1308
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,500
Yeah.

1309
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:53,500
It would have to be a slow build.

1310
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,500
Yeah.

1311
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:58,500
Yeah, without the homes, I think it would be a bad idea, but with them, I think it's

1312
00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,500
got a good chance.

1313
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,500
Yeah.

1314
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:01,500
Yeah, I agree.

1315
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:07,500
I personally have heard more about the WNBA in the last six months than I did in the last

1316
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:08,500
six years.

1317
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,500
Uh-huh.

1318
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:11,500
It's just being paid attention to more.

1319
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:15,500
So, I think it probably is ready.

1320
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,500
It's probably time.

1321
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:20,500
A pigeon jumped up on a table where a young lady over there is having a meal.

1322
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:21,500
Oh, it's back.

1323
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,500
Take a look.

1324
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:26,500
It keeps jumping up on her table trying to get her food.

1325
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:28,500
Very aggressive birds.

1326
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:32,500
Man, those birds are hungry, aren't they?

1327
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:37,500
Yeah, that one, he was not having it.

1328
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:40,500
He was like, no, that's mine.

1329
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,500
Seagulls are usually that pushy.

1330
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:44,500
Pigeons, I wouldn't, not accustomed to that.

1331
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:50,500
Yeah, I mean, I think I need more people like us throwing shit out there to piss people

1332
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,500
off, right?

1333
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:54,500
Hey, I've got a bucket of dog food that I don't need anymore.

1334
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:58,500
I could bring that up, throw that kibble out there and wash the birds.

1335
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,500
That would be fun.

1336
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,500
It probably wouldn't be very good for them.

1337
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,500
It made the lady move.

1338
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,500
She's like, yeah, I'll leave it.

1339
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,500
These birds are getting me.

1340
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,500
Anyhow, yeah, Caitlin Clark, something like that.

1341
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,500
It has to be a slow build.

1342
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,500
We're in agreement.

1343
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,500
Okay.

1344
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,500
I think we do better with an expansion team than a relocated team.

1345
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,500
I do too.

1346
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,500
Yeah.

1347
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,500
A relocated has its warts.

1348
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:20,500
Yeah.

1349
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:23,500
There's a reason it didn't work out the last one.

1350
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,500
Okay.

1351
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:28,500
Should all new bathrooms in Arohead Stadium have mixed gender bathrooms?

1352
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:31,500
And this is not what you think where it's going.

1353
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,500
Example, the ladies' room is always backed up.

1354
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:38,500
Should there be an option for women to go to a mixed use bathroom if they feel comfortable

1355
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,500
with it?

1356
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,500
This would help clear off the long lines at the ladies' room.

1357
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:47,500
Arohead Stadium, women wait for like 40 minutes to use the bathroom.

1358
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:48,500
Yeah.

1359
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,500
Yeah.

1360
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,500
It is a big problem that nobody really talks about.

1361
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:54,500
The same thing in like concert halls or event centers.

1362
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,500
Yeah, but in concerts, it depends on what concert.

1363
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,500
A lot of concerts, they're going to go piss in the sink.

1364
00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,500
Yeah.

1365
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,500
I've seen a lot of women do that.

1366
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,500
Yeah.

1367
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,500
It's like, huh?

1368
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:06,500
But like the higher end, like operatic or symphony or plays.

1369
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,500
Yeah.

1370
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:13,500
You know, the women tend to take longer because they've got more makeup on and more layers

1371
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:17,500
of clothing and they care more about their parents, I guess.

1372
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,500
Maybe the answer is more female bathrooms.

1373
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:22,500
Yeah, that's kind of where I was going.

1374
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:28,500
I would think take away men's bathrooms and change them to women's bathrooms until you

1375
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,500
have equal length lines.

1376
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,500
Yeah.

1377
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,500
Kind of divide it down the middle.

1378
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:38,500
It's harder to add the new bathrooms to an existing structure, but if you just reassign

1379
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,500
some.

1380
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:42,500
The reason I've done that is because a lot of places you see family bathrooms now.

1381
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,500
Yeah.

1382
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,500
And that's where the whole family can go in there and watch each other take a dump.

1383
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,500
Yeah.

1384
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,500
Yeah.

1385
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:50,500
And I think about, I mean, port-a-potty technology.

1386
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,500
Yeah.

1387
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:55,500
You know, you can have a line of port-a-potties and anybody can go into any one of them.

1388
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,500
That's true.

1389
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,500
Why aren't bathrooms all like that?

1390
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,500
Because they like the trough systems.

1391
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:07,500
It's so much easier just whether it's the trough sink or the trough pisser.

1392
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,500
Yeah.

1393
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:12,500
Not that many stalls, but a lot of urinals.

1394
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,500
Yeah.

1395
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,500
It's just the way they're designed.

1396
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:20,500
Yeah, it's treating our bodily functions like an assembly line problem.

1397
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,500
Yes.

1398
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,500
Yeah.

1399
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:27,500
You know, quantity over individual comfort and privacy.

1400
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:35,500
Yeah, if you've got 70,000 people in your stadium, you can't have 50,000 bathrooms

1401
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,500
for them.

1402
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,500
Yeah.

1403
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:42,500
You've got to cram a bunch of them into big designated bathroom areas.

1404
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:46,500
But maybe inside have the individuals.

1405
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:47,500
All right.

1406
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,500
Let me help.

1407
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,500
That's Alex, a friend of mine.

1408
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,500
Oh, cool.

1409
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,500
Eddie, how are you?

1410
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,500
He won't want to talk, trust me.

1411
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,500
Okay.

1412
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,500
Okay.

1413
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,500
This next one.

1414
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:02,500
Should there be a turf test from a governing board?

1415
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,500
Geez.

1416
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:04,500
What the hell was that?

1417
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,500
That was a dog, I think.

1418
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,500
Oh, I think I see it down there.

1419
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,500
Yep.

1420
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,500
Okay.

1421
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,500
Oh, no, maybe it's this little bastard.

1422
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,500
I think it's how are you?

1423
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,500
No, maybe it was the other one.

1424
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,500
No, it was the other one.

1425
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:15,500
Yeah.

1426
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:16,500
Okay.

1427
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:17,500
Curly tail dog.

1428
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:18,500
Yep.

1429
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,500
Might be a husky, it looks like.

1430
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,500
Okay.

1431
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:26,500
Should there be a turf test from a governing board to test the field and okay or deny it?

1432
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:31,500
This would be in hopes that teams will have more of an interest in making the turf safer.

1433
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,500
A forefield if the field fails.

1434
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,500
Too many ACL and MCL injuries.

1435
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:37,500
I think they should.

1436
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,500
I think so, too.

1437
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:41,500
Because right now the owners, that's one thing is they skimp on.

1438
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,500
Yeah.

1439
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:48,500
And if the owner owns the stadium or if the city owns the stadium, either way, that's something

1440
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:53,500
that they save money on is, yeah, let's get a couple more years out of this crappy old

1441
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,500
turf.

1442
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,500
Yeah, I agree.

1443
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:59,500
So yeah, a minimum standard that they test each week, I think that's reasonable.

1444
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:05,500
Yeah, and if they, okay, like if they forward, it's a forfeit, then you're going to have

1445
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,500
everybody giving a shit about their field.

1446
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,500
They're going to be out there hand picking over it.

1447
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,500
Yeah.

1448
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,500
And that's what we want anyhow.

1449
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,500
Yeah.

1450
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:16,500
There's too many ACL and MCL injuries and most of them are caused by, I don't know,

1451
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:19,500
people playing soccer on the field two days before.

1452
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,500
Yeah.

1453
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:27,500
To where the whoever in power didn't want to spend the money to make the field right.

1454
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,500
Yeah.

1455
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:29,500
Yeah.

1456
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:35,500
Gosh, imagine in a hockey game you just use this old chewed up, chipped up nasty ice and

1457
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:36,500
you don't bother resurfacing.

1458
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,500
Yeah, you'd be like, they wouldn't play on it.

1459
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:40,500
They wouldn't.

1460
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:41,500
They'd be like, yeah, we're not playing.

1461
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,500
No.

1462
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,500
Yeah.

1463
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:49,500
Yeah, I would be in favor of a minimum enforceable standard for field conditions and integrity.

1464
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,500
I agree 100%.

1465
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:56,500
I think that that is one of the best points we have of all the ones that we've all the

1466
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,500
broadcasts we've done on the NFL.

1467
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,500
I think that is one of the most legitimate ones that could be done easily.

1468
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,500
Yeah.

1469
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,500
I mean, look at the massive numbers of injuries that are putting players out for multiple

1470
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,500
weeks, if not the season.

1471
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,500
Yeah.

1472
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,500
And so many of them were turf related, you know, all the coffee put in the turf or their

1473
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,500
foot was pinned.

1474
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,500
I mean, better turf helps everything.

1475
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:12,500
I agree.

1476
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,500
Yeah.

1477
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,500
All right.

1478
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,500
Should rookie contracts have a cap for five years continue?

1479
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:20,500
Is it too long or is it just right?

1480
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:28,500
I'd like to see it go to four years.

1481
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:41,500
And that way a quarterback like, I forget the guy in Carolina, Bryce Young.

1482
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:48,500
Imagine if after four years, the team didn't have any kind of option they could exercise

1483
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,500
over him.

1484
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,500
And he's like, I'm out of here because you guys are wrecking my career.

1485
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,500
Yeah, I think so too.

1486
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,500
That's exactly why I wrote that out.

1487
00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:59,500
I think four years is enough to give a team a chance to commit to you and want to develop

1488
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,500
you or let you go.

1489
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,500
There's got to be an escape clause.

1490
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,500
Yeah.

1491
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:07,500
Because if you're in a shitty team and that's where you were and that's where you were granted

1492
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,500
to and there's nothing you can do about it because they don't do a lottery, they don't

1493
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:14,500
do anything like that, worst team gets first pick, hands down.

1494
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:21,500
So if it's a team like Carolina, a perennial loser or something like that, or a graveyard

1495
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:28,500
or quarterbacks like Chicago, I mean it would be nice after four years if you could just

1496
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,500
say, thanks, but I'm gone.

1497
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,500
And that would give the team an incentive to fix themselves.

1498
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,500
Exactly.

1499
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:39,500
They only have four years and they're going to do the best they can to incorporate the

1500
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:44,500
rookie players that you get under the salary cap against the players that you pay money

1501
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:47,500
for, more money.

1502
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:53,500
Yeah, I remember the bad old days of football before free agency.

1503
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:55,500
I mean there was a time there was no free agency.

1504
01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:56,500
It just didn't exist.

1505
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:57,500
Yeah, there was.

1506
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,500
It just, it wasn't even thought of.

1507
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,500
Nobody even knew it could be done.

1508
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:03,500
The trades were pretty rare.

1509
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:09,500
The situation was if you were drafted by a team out of college, they owned your football

1510
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:15,500
playing rights for the NFL forever until they traded them to somebody else.

1511
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:19,500
Yeah, and the only way you get out of it is to suck.

1512
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:24,500
Yeah, I mean you could retire and be retired for five years and decide to come back.

1513
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,500
That team still owns your football rights.

1514
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:29,500
Wow, it's hard to believe it was ever done like that.

1515
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:37,500
Yeah, imagine having it picked for you who is going to be in charge of your career for

1516
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,500
the rest of your life.

1517
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:39,500
That would suck.

1518
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,500
Yeah.

1519
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:46,500
So I think the strike of 86, 87, somewhere around there.

1520
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:47,500
That changed that.

1521
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:50,500
Yeah, that was one of the big things they wanted.

1522
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,500
They first came out with Plan B free agency.

1523
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,500
Yeah, I remember that.

1524
01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:58,500
It was kind of like, okay, you can try out free agency, but if we really don't want to

1525
01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:01,500
lose you, then we'll match our offer and you've got to come back.

1526
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,500
Yeah, and that's gone.

1527
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:07,500
But yeah, that was the first step into getting rid of it, actually.

1528
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,500
Yeah, it was.

1529
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:14,500
So yeah, players have got to really enjoy what they got now because it used to really

1530
01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:16,500
suck about 34 years ago.

1531
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,500
Yeah, yep.

1532
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:24,500
And then the last one I have is the one we already went into at first because of fit,

1533
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:30,500
and that was how would a rating system for unnecessary roughness calls, you know, if

1534
01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:35,500
the guy's injured, should, and it's got to be, let me clarify a little bit more.

1535
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,500
It's got to be blatant.

1536
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:43,500
It's got to be absolutely without a doubt, like Mahomes is five yards out, okay, he's

1537
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:46,500
five yards out into the out of bounds.

1538
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,500
Yeah.

1539
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:52,500
He's way in there, there's people around him, and the guy comes flying out there and

1540
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,500
just nails him.

1541
01:02:54,500 --> 01:03:00,500
Or the guy who throws a punch and rips somebody's helmet off, but not necessarily for the guy

1542
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,500
who accidentally lands on the quarterback.

1543
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,500
No, no, yeah, yeah.

1544
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,500
And that's where the rating system comes in.

1545
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,500
Yeah.

1546
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:12,500
I know there'll be more red tape, but there'll probably be a lot less of these because this

1547
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:16,500
year alone, a lot less of these injuries that were caused by a dirty hit.

1548
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:17,500
Yeah.

1549
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:23,500
So I've seen probably three or four this year that I'm aware of that caused injury to

1550
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,500
another player, whether they sat out or not.

1551
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:30,500
They caused injury to another player and it was blatant, just without a doubt, a dirty

1552
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:34,500
hit, whether it's grabbing his helmet, throwing it to the ground.

1553
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,500
Yeah, yeah.

1554
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:40,500
It's weird that there's so much more of that than I've seen in the last few years.

1555
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,500
Yeah.

1556
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,500
It's almost like Royd Rage is back.

1557
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,500
Yeah, it is like that.

1558
01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:47,500
It really seems like that, doesn't it?

1559
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,500
Yeah.

1560
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:49,500
Yep.

1561
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,500
Anyhow, yeah, that was the last question.

1562
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,500
Got anything you want to...

1563
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,500
Maybe the NFL could take a hint from the hockey league.

1564
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,500
Uh-huh.

1565
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:02,500
You know, if one of your players commits a foul or a penalty, they sit out and you're

1566
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,500
a man down.

1567
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,500
I like that better.

1568
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,500
I like that better.

1569
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:08,500
Yeah.

1570
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:12,500
So if the Raiders player knocks out a Chiefs player, the Chiefs get to substitute, the

1571
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,500
Raiders don't.

1572
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,500
I like that.

1573
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,500
They take their player out and now they play with 10 guys.

1574
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,500
And that's pretty easy.

1575
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,500
Offense and defense.

1576
01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:22,500
If the secondhand player isn't as good, well, there's nobody defending him.

1577
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,500
Yep.

1578
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,500
I like that.

1579
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:29,500
And the Raiders, the other team would have to play a man down for as long as the player

1580
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500
is out.

1581
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,500
If he's out the rest of the game, then you're a man down the rest of the game.

1582
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,500
Yeah.

1583
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,500
I like that one a lot.

1584
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:39,500
I can see that working because that way it's not worth it to sacrifice somebody to take

1585
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:42,500
out the other team's player because your whole team is penalized now.

1586
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,500
I agree.

1587
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,500
Yeah.

1588
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,500
I agree.

1589
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,500
I think that would work.

1590
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,500
I think so too.

1591
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:53,500
It's kind of a modification of the ejection rule to where say you're ejected but nobody

1592
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,500
gets to take your place.

1593
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,500
Yeah, you're right.

1594
01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:03,500
That would get a team to put a lot more effort into disciplining the players and keeping

1595
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:07,500
them from doing something stupid because that could wreck an entire game.

1596
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,500
Yeah, it could.

1597
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:11,500
That could cost you an entire game and it should be that costly.

1598
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,500
It has.

1599
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,500
Historically it has.

1600
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:15,500
Yeah.

1601
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,500
But before it was much more accepted than it is now.

1602
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,500
It's kind of like, well, you know, that's football.

1603
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,500
Yeah.

1604
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:22,500
Now it's kind of like, wait a minute.

1605
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:29,500
Nobody should injure their body and sacrifice the quality of life for a freaking job.

1606
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:30,500
Yeah, I agree.

1607
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,500
That's just stupid.

1608
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,500
Yeah, that's no.

1609
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:34,500
Yeah.

1610
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,500
Yep.

1611
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,500
Yeah, man down.

1612
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,500
I like that idea.

1613
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,500
I like that better.

1614
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:41,500
I think man down is a perfect one.

1615
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,500
Of course, a team like the Raiders, he gets a lot of penalties.

1616
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,500
He'd be out there with six guys on the field.

1617
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,500
Would you be funny to watch?

1618
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,500
Living on six.

1619
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:54,500
They didn't figure out which six they're going to put out there.

1620
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:59,500
Eight of them walk and then they're on the other side of the field just throwing.

1621
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:04,500
Hey, Kelsey, go down there and take a left.

1622
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:05,500
I got all day.

1623
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:12,500
Kelsey's out there going, OK, one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand,

1624
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,500
five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand.

1625
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:15,500
OK, throw it.

1626
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:16,500
Hang on.

1627
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,500
I'm going to call Taylor while you're waiting to throw the ball.

1628
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:22,500
Hey, Tay-Tay, where are you at today?

1629
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:23,500
Argentina?

1630
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:24,500
OK, cool.

1631
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,500
Hey, the ball's coming my way.

1632
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,500
Bye.

1633
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:27,500
All right.

1634
01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:31,500
Pour them together as trailer.

1635
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:34,500
Yeah, trailer.

1636
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:39,500
I'm trying to figure out with the Raiders if they had six players, they'd put out a left

1637
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,500
end, a D tackle.

1638
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,500
That is a good ball.

1639
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:47,500
A little linebacker, two corners and one safety.

1640
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:53,500
Yeah, because they'd have to cover the corners and the safety to cover the long pass, I guess.

1641
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,500
Yeah, but then you just run the ball right down their throat.

1642
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,500
The Mahomes just run straight up the middle.

1643
01:06:57,500 --> 01:07:01,500
Another eleven yards, up another twelve yards, up another eleven yards.

1644
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:05,500
Ask Chris Collinsworth about a big load of somebody coming straight down your throat.

1645
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,500
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

1646
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,500
That reminds me, I've got to check the wire for more of them.

1647
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,500
You know he's still saying stupid stuff.

1648
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:16,500
Yeah, so I'm going to see the latest ones from this year and you'll get a full report

1649
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,500
next week.

1650
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,500
Chris Collinsworth homoerotic statement today.

1651
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,500
Chris, is there something you'd like to tell us?

1652
01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:24,500
Look, Chris, we don't care.

1653
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:25,500
We still love you.

1654
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,500
Yeah.

1655
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,500
We don't care.

1656
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:30,500
You can do what you want.

1657
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,500
Just be honest.

1658
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,500
Honesty is the key.

1659
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:35,500
Love yourself.

1660
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,500
Yes.

1661
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,500
Embrace it.

1662
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:41,500
Oh, man.

1663
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:42,500
Oh, yeah.

1664
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,500
A little pity how long we got on this shit show.

1665
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,500
About an hour and six minutes.

1666
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:50,500
Boy, that's kind of a short one, isn't it?

1667
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,500
Yeah.

1668
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,500
You got anything you want to talk about?

1669
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,500
You got anything on your mind?

1670
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:58,500
Let me think.

1671
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,500
Well, here's kind of a generic statement.

1672
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,500
It's election day.

1673
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,500
Already voted.

1674
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:08,500
I'm going to vote.

1675
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:17,500
Whatever way the national presidential election turns out, it's going to be OK.

1676
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,500
No, I agree.

1677
01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:19,500
I agree.

1678
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:25,500
There's a lot of people on multiple sides saying catastrophe, disaster, end of life

1679
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,500
as we know it, blah, blah.

1680
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:28,500
It's not.

1681
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:29,500
It's going to be OK.

1682
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,500
No, that's feeding on fear.

1683
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,500
It's going to be OK.

1684
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,500
It really is going to.

1685
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:34,500
And in four years, we get to pick again.

1686
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,500
Yes.

1687
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,500
And you know what?

1688
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:39,500
Four years ago seemed like just a finger snap away.

1689
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,500
It did.

1690
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:43,500
I remember asking Rob this on the douchebags.

1691
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:46,500
I go, Rob, now think about this really.

1692
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:49,500
And I want this for you, too.

1693
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:54,500
If Trump or Biden were one, the last one, Biden won, of course.

1694
01:08:54,500 --> 01:09:01,500
OK, since Biden won and Trump was in before, did anything, is anything really that different?

1695
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,500
No.

1696
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,500
Significantly?

1697
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,500
No.

1698
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,500
Yeah.

1699
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:08,500
I don't think in a real significant way.

1700
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:12,500
They probably would have tried to convince us these were significant changes, just like

1701
01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:13,500
every...

1702
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,500
But they really are not.

1703
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:18,500
Yeah, every side that gets in power says, oh, look how great things we're doing and

1704
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:20,580
the other group didn't.

1705
01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:23,500
If that were really true, then America would be perfection by now.

1706
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,500
Yeah.

1707
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,500
And I also, I blame all the candidates for all of this hatred.

1708
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:28,500
Yeah.

1709
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:32,500
It doesn't make it seem like the other side is trying to kill everybody.

1710
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,500
And it's not true.

1711
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:38,500
You're not going to get a bunch of people from the right or the left, a concerted effort

1712
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,500
to go after anybody.

1713
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,500
There's just not a motive there.

1714
01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:43,500
And nobody cares.

1715
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:44,500
They want to live their life.

1716
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:45,500
They want to make a living.

1717
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,500
They want to provide for their family.

1718
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,500
They want to be healthy.

1719
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:48,500
They want to be loved.

1720
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:49,500
And that's it.

1721
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,500
Yeah.

1722
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:57,500
The irresponsibility of stressing out the general public and contributing to the overall

1723
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,500
ill mental health of the public, that bothers me.

1724
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:05,500
I rarely vote for a candidate now that has nothing to say for themselves but only criticism

1725
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,500
for the other side.

1726
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,500
Yeah.

1727
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:10,500
It's like, tell me what you're going to do, but don't just tell me what you're going to

1728
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,500
do.

1729
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:12,500
Tell me how you're going to do it.

1730
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,500
Yeah.

1731
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:14,500
You know, because-

1732
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,500
Where's the money coming from?

1733
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:16,500
Yes.

1734
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,500
How long is it going to take?

1735
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,500
And whose approval do you need?

1736
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,500
A real plan.

1737
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,500
Not just like, when I'm in there, I'm going to fight against these guys.

1738
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,500
Yeah.

1739
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,500
I don't want to hear that.

1740
01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,500
I want to hear, you know what?

1741
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,500
Everyone needs to get together.

1742
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:30,500
We need to all talk, have a conversation.

1743
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:34,500
We need to figure out the best for most of the people.

1744
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:38,500
The majority of the people always get the way.

1745
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:44,500
So what we have to do here is figure out what the majority wants and we have to go with.

1746
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:45,500
And that's it.

1747
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,500
I remember that.

1748
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:49,500
That's an excellent point.

1749
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:56,500
Listening to the fringe, just the loudest, not necessarily the most populist segment,

1750
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,500
is not a good idea.

1751
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:59,500
Yeah.

1752
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,500
Well, that's why we have electoral college.

1753
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,500
Yeah.

1754
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,500
It's because New York cannot dictate what we do in Mid-America.

1755
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,500
Yeah.

1756
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,500
And it always has to be there.

1757
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:07,500
Yeah.

1758
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,500
Yeah.

1759
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:09,500
It's good and bad with that.

1760
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:14,500
Oh, there's a lot of youngsters that just say, how come it's bullshit because Hillary

1761
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,500
got the popular vote, but then-

1762
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,500
No.

1763
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:19,500
But it's just when we've done it and it works to shut up.

1764
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:24,500
You don't want two cities to be in charge of absolutely everything that goes on in this

1765
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,500
country.

1766
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,500
Yeah.

1767
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,500
And if it was the other way around, they wouldn't have said anything.

1768
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:31,500
And hey, I'm not just getting after liberals or nothing like that.

1769
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:32,500
Yeah.

1770
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,500
Conservatives, same way.

1771
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,500
Yeah.

1772
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,500
Same way.

1773
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:40,500
I was reminded of a student president election in my high school.

1774
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,500
Uh-huh.

1775
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:46,500
And one of the candidates was promising that she was going to get a designated smoking

1776
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:51,500
area outside to where the students could go before school and after school to smoke.

1777
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,500
Even though that would have never happened.

1778
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,500
Right.

1779
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,500
Right.

1780
01:11:55,500 --> 01:12:00,500
But she got a ton of buzz and a lot of people I knew were really stoked about it.

1781
01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:01,500
And personally-

1782
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,500
You knew.

1783
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,500
Yeah.

1784
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:12,500
I mean, I didn't bother to tell anybody about it, but seriously, at that time, it was illegal

1785
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:16,500
to sell cigarettes to somebody under the age of 18.

1786
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:19,500
And most of the people in high school were under the age of 18.

1787
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,500
Yeah.

1788
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:24,500
There's no way a public school is going to set aside an area for their students to break

1789
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,500
the law.

1790
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,500
Unless you're-

1791
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:27,500
It's just not going to happen.

1792
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,500
Unless you're the corner store and your dad wrote you a note.

1793
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,500
Yeah.

1794
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,500
My parents did smoke, but I remember that happening a lot.

1795
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,500
Yeah.

1796
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,500
They'd be like, hey, what are you doing?

1797
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:36,500
Hey, Jimmy, what's going on?

1798
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:37,500
Oh, I gotta go get my dad's smoke.

1799
01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:38,500
Send his Colt 45.

1800
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:39,500
What?

1801
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,500
Yeah, yeah, down here.

1802
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:43,500
He brings a note in.

1803
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,500
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1804
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:46,500
Well, hey, tell Sam I said hi.

1805
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:50,500
Yeah, I remember going to the corner store to get my uncle some cigarettes, and it was

1806
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:51,500
no big deal.

1807
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:52,500
I was like 12.

1808
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,500
Yeah, yeah.

1809
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:56,500
It was just like, yeah, I'm so-and-so's nephew.

1810
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,500
Oh, okay, here.

1811
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,500
Here you go.

1812
01:12:58,500 --> 01:12:59,500
And that was nothing.

1813
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,500
Yeah.

1814
01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:01,500
That was nothing to be thought of.

1815
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,500
It was just like, oh, yeah.

1816
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,500
And it wasn't enforced either.

1817
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:06,500
It was just looked at like, okay.

1818
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:10,500
But I think there's still a lot of that going on.

1819
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:15,500
Just promise people what they want to hear, and they won't even bother to check to see

1820
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,500
if you can actually deliver.

1821
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:18,500
Yeah.

1822
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,500
Just make them feel good in the moment.

1823
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:27,500
Promise them whatever, and then try to ride that wave of momentary euphoria.

1824
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:30,500
Well, that's what I've heard from a lot of candidates.

1825
01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:31,500
There's some candidates I've noticed.

1826
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,500
There's two schools of thought.

1827
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:37,500
One is tearing down the other guy, then the other one is just promising shit out there.

1828
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:38,500
Yeah.

1829
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,500
I haven't seen any real meat and potatoes.

1830
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,500
Yeah.

1831
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:46,500
I haven't heard, well, this is my 10-point attack of coming after this problem.

1832
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:47,500
Yes.

1833
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,500
I mean, okay, the Inflation Reduction Act.

1834
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,500
What the fuck is that?

1835
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,500
I have no clue.

1836
01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,500
How do they do that?

1837
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:57,500
You can't go to people and go, we want you to not make any money.

1838
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,500
Yeah.

1839
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:02,500
Go ahead and lower your prices just so other people can have a better day.

1840
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:03,500
The only way it's possible.

1841
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:04,500
What business is going to do that?

1842
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:06,500
No, none of them are going to do that.

1843
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:10,500
The only way it's possible is to start from the top where they quit spending your money on nothing.

1844
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,500
Yeah.

1845
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,500
But they're not going to do that.

1846
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:20,500
But they're going to tell you, well, we passed the Inflation Reduction Act, and most people are going, oh, that's good.

1847
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:27,500
Think of all the gun control and anti-gun legislation that's been passed throughout the decades.

1848
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:30,500
I mean, in the 70s, I was hearing about it.

1849
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:33,500
The problem should have been fixed 10 times over.

1850
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:40,500
But the thing is, the legislation they passed is always just enough to make you shut up and go away for a while.

1851
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,500
It's not effective.

1852
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,500
It doesn't really do anything.

1853
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:49,500
And in fact, nobody wants to solve these problems because they want to use them to campaign on next time.

1854
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,500
Yeah, yeah.

1855
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,500
They have to have something to go, I got to fix this.

1856
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,500
If everything was perfect, no one would give a shit.

1857
01:14:56,500 --> 01:15:03,500
So another thing is the bills and the tackle.

1858
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:10,500
Because in order to get stuff through Congress, I'm not signing this unless you give me money for my bridge.

1859
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:11,500
What do they call those? Amendments?

1860
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:12,500
Amendments, yeah.

1861
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:13,500
Put little amendments on the bill.

1862
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,500
That's all pork, yeah.

1863
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:23,500
And an enormous amount of that is payoffs, bribes, and money laundering that's being disguised as legislation.

1864
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,500
Yeah, for favors.

1865
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:26,500
And I'll put it like this.

1866
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:32,500
The reason we spend so much money, our government does, is because if, and this is my opinion,

1867
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:38,500
and I think if you are intelligent enough, you're going to get this.

1868
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,500
If you have all the money in a corner, it can be accounted for.

1869
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:45,500
You go over there and go, oh, OK, there's $300 billion right there.

1870
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,500
I see it.

1871
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,500
You come back the next day, it's $200 billion.

1872
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:51,500
Hey, what happened to that $100 billion?

1873
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,500
I don't know.

1874
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,500
Now, if you have the money moving everywhere, supposedly for something.

1875
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:58,500
It's never staying still long enough for you to count it all.

1876
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,500
Yeah, just like all these casinos.

1877
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:03,500
How come our roads aren't paved in fucking gold and schools are the best ever?

1878
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:07,500
Think of all the money spent on lotteries and casinos.

1879
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,500
Yeah, where did that go?

1880
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,500
Our schools should be golden.

1881
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:12,500
Our roads should be perfect.

1882
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,500
Yes, but why not?

1883
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,500
Because they sold us a lot.

1884
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:21,500
Yes, and they took this money that was allotted for that, including our Social Security, and spent it on bullshit.

1885
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,500
To get rich, whatever.

1886
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:26,500
Here's a good question, bullet point.

1887
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:31,500
Our government basically came into being on July 4, 1776.

1888
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,500
Yeah, more or less.

1889
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,500
Yeah, I mean, it kind of really, forget it.

1890
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:37,500
Yeah, we can kind of point to that date.

1891
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,500
Yeah, OK, let's say that.

1892
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:48,500
And at that point, the government was set up to govern the country, govern the states, and kind of help everybody.

1893
01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:57,500
How long do you think it took to where more than 50% of people in government were there to make money and get rich?

1894
01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:06,500
How many years do you think it took from 1776 until over 50% of the people in government were just there for their own sake?

1895
01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:15,500
OK, the originals that were there, they were fighting for their freedom, they were fighting for their life, they were all true.

1896
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:18,500
I'm going to say it took about 10 years.

1897
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,500
Yeah.

1898
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:24,500
And the reason is because the next people coming up, there's nobody threatening you.

1899
01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:29,500
And so you're sitting there going, huh, I really like this power thing, but I'm liking it, you know?

1900
01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:35,500
Yeah. I'm going to put somewhere around 1800.

1901
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,500
Yeah, that's probably pretty close.

1902
01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:43,500
Yeah, because then we had the disastrous War of 1812 where we invaded Canada and Canada kicked our ass.

1903
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,500
Yeah.

1904
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,500
I think that was done as a money grab somewhere.

1905
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,500
It was somewhere because why wouldn't you have even started?

1906
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:50,500
Yeah.

1907
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,500
Why wouldn't you have entered in that?

1908
01:17:52,500 --> 01:18:03,500
And as it became more and more public policy to evict or just outright kill the Native Americans to get their land from them, I think that opened the floodgates.

1909
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,500
It's like, oh my God, look at all the money there is to be made.

1910
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,500
I think you're right.

1911
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:12,500
And from that point on, the government has been all about making money for the people in government.

1912
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:14,500
The military industrial complex.

1913
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,500
Yeah.

1914
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:18,500
Why did Eisenhower even bother coining that phrase?

1915
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:21,500
Why do you even bring that to anyone's attention?

1916
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:22,500
This is what it is.

1917
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,500
Because he knew it was already an enormous bogeyman.

1918
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,500
Yes.

1919
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,500
Yeah.

1920
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,500
Vietnam, the Korean War.

1921
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:36,500
I even have some theories about modern day about the military industrial complex that I won't go into on this show because I'm going to save it for a one off.

1922
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:38,500
Yeah.

1923
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:42,500
And there's a lot of things going on behind the scenes that people don't see.

1924
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:47,500
And if you don't feed, if you don't feed the machine, they don't like you.

1925
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,500
Guess what happens when they don't like you?

1926
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,500
They erase you.

1927
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,500
Yeah.

1928
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,500
So we'll go into it.

1929
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,500
I'll go into that a little bit later.

1930
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:54,500
Toe philosophy part of it.

1931
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,500
I'll discuss it with him later.

1932
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,500
He busted into that guy's apartment and took a squirrel away from him.

1933
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,500
Yeah.

1934
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:02,500
Peanut the squirrel.

1935
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:03,500
Peanut the squirrel.

1936
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:04,500
Just look it up if you don't know.

1937
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:05,500
It's bullshit.

1938
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:07,500
Because the squirrel might have had rabies.

1939
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:08,500
They euthanized him.

1940
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:12,500
I think that guy might have had rabies that grabbed a squirrel, let's euthanize him.

1941
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:13,500
Sounds fair.

1942
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:14,500
Yeah.

1943
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,500
Yeah.

1944
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:18,500
I tell you what, like you and I talked and I'm not ashamed to say this.

1945
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,500
If someone took my pet and killed me, I'd probably kill them.

1946
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:21,500
Yeah.

1947
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,500
Is this the way it is?

1948
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:23,500
Yeah, it's this family.

1949
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,500
I don't consider myself a bad person at all.

1950
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:30,500
I consider myself a compassionate, loving person because of that.

1951
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,500
Yeah.

1952
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:36,500
Anyone that says they're a compassionate, loving person that will kill an animal on no basis at all is a liar.

1953
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:37,500
Yeah, like Michael Dick.

1954
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,500
Yeah.

1955
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:39,500
Yeah.

1956
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:57,500
Well, anyway, so I guess the basic point I want to end on for this political section is whoever is elected president, we all have so many problems in common that we shouldn't really be worried about the letter behind the president's name and which side won.

1957
01:19:57,500 --> 01:20:00,500
We've got way more issues to deal with than just that.

1958
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:01,500
Oh, I know.

1959
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:06,500
The biggest problem now going on is it used to be if you had a common enemy, nobody gave a shit about your differences.

1960
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:07,500
Yeah.

1961
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:12,500
Now we've been taught to focus on the differences and forget the common enemy.

1962
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:16,500
I'm going to say for about three months after 9-11, our only problem was that.

1963
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,500
Yeah.

1964
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,500
But then it just went away.

1965
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:25,500
It's too bad that it takes a major wake-up call for that to happen.

1966
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:32,500
But then so quickly, people are just so tired of thinking about something unpleasant that they just, well, I'm just not going to think about it anymore.

1967
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:35,500
And then they quit caring about it and they quit doing anything about it.

1968
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,500
Yeah.

1969
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,500
It's kind of how humans work.

1970
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,500
It is.

1971
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,500
So I don't expect nothing to be changed.

1972
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:44,500
And people, some people listen to this will roll their eyes.

1973
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:45,500
And some people go, I get it.

1974
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,500
And that's just the way it is.

1975
01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:56,500
Well, you know, in February or March, when we start doing the music creeps instead of the sports bastards, this will all be settled and done.

1976
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,500
And the inauguration would have probably happened by then.

1977
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,500
And we can just, you know, get on with things.

1978
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,500
Yeah.

1979
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:05,500
So like the week after the Super Bowl, we're on to the music creeps.

1980
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,500
Yep.

1981
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:07,500
Yeah.

1982
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:10,500
And we already have some segments that we talked about that.

1983
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,500
Yeah.

1984
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:16,500
And I would like to maybe one of us, let's go into it a little bit about what we envision on the music creeps.

1985
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:17,500
Yeah.

1986
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,500
Yeah.

1987
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:24,500
I see us doing some shows that are that are like discussion based like this is.

1988
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:27,500
I also see us doing shows that we play a lot of clips.

1989
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,500
Yeah.

1990
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,500
Yeah, I could see that.

1991
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:30,500
Yeah.

1992
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,500
OK, I've got one for you.

1993
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,500
OK.

1994
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,500
Take Led Zeppelin.

1995
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,500
OK.

1996
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,500
OK.

1997
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:39,500
Let's say they broke up earlier than what they did.

1998
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:44,500
If you didn't know Led Zeppelin quite for Led Zeppelin, you knew some of their songs are big up and coming band.

1999
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,500
Led Zeppelin before they broke up right after that.

2000
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:48,500
Yeah.

2001
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:51,500
Everyone went their own ways and everyone started their own career, including Bonzo.

2002
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:53,500
He was still alive.

2003
01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:57,500
Which one would have had the best career?

2004
01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:03,500
For me, it's a toss up between Robert Plant because of his versatility.

2005
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:04,500
And Jimmy Page.

2006
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:07,500
And no, I was going to say the bass player.

2007
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:08,500
John Paul Jones?

2008
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:17,500
Yeah, because he had taken over the songwriting for Led Zeppelin to the last four or five albums, I think.

2009
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,500
That's true.

2010
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,500
Jimmy Page is just playing what he actually wrote.

2011
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:21,500
Yeah.

2012
01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,500
So I think of the band had broken up early.

2013
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:31,500
John Paul Jones could have gone into writing scores, soundtracks, that kind of thing.

2014
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:34,500
And I think he would have had an enormous career.

2015
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:41,500
I was with Jimmy Page, but I think you've got a really good point there.

2016
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:49,500
It's just because I happened to read once that Jimmy Page was kind of a songwriter and then he gave up that responsibility to John Paul Jones.

2017
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,500
Well, he was really, really fucked up on drugs.

2018
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:52,500
No kidding.

2019
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:55,500
And I don't think he was able to write a song for quite a while there.

2020
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:56,500
They could barely get a concert out of it.

2021
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:59,500
And he was chasing Satanism because he thought it was cool.

2022
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2023
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,500
He lived in Alistair Crowley's house, old house.

2024
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:08,500
And is that where John Bonham died that's kind of unclear? In the dungeon?

2025
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:17,500
The story I remember hearing originally was that the two had gotten together to work on some stuff and it was at somebody's house.

2026
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:21,500
But it may not have been that actual Alistair Crowley house.

2027
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,500
Yeah, I don't know either.

2028
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,500
But yeah, then Bonham went to bed and never woke up.

2029
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:30,500
Yeah. Yeah, so something like that went on.

2030
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:33,500
We don't know. You could contribute it to black magic.

2031
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:37,500
You could contribute it to Satanism or you could just say, well, he had a little too much.

2032
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,500
Yeah.

2033
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:41,500
You can pick the reason and why.

2034
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:48,500
I wonder what would have happened to the stones if they'd broken up like early 70s and gone their separate ways, kind of like the Beatles did.

2035
01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:53,500
The Beatles broke up in 70 or 71. I think it was 71.

2036
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,500
71, I do believe. Yeah.

2037
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:57,500
In 70, they were still working on projects, I do believe.

2038
01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,500
Yeah.

2039
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:06,500
But yeah, if the stones had busted apart like in 72 or 73 or something, I'm trying to think of who would have had a career out of the stones.

2040
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,500
I don't even think Mick Jagger would have had a career.

2041
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,500
I don't think any of Ronnie would.

2042
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:11,500
Maybe Keith Richards.

2043
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,500
Keith Richards might have had a career.

2044
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,500
He's a really good songwriter and he's an awesome rhythm guitar player.

2045
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:18,500
Yeah, he could have been in another band doing very well.

2046
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,500
Yeah, or have his own band.

2047
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:25,500
Or have his own band, yeah. So I don't think that any of them except Keith Richards had a chance.

2048
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:35,500
No, I really see Mick Jagger as being pigeonholed for what he is in that situation and it would have been so tough for him to recreate that somewhere else.

2049
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,500
Yeah.

2050
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:41,500
Now, I already did this question with Rob and I want you to answer.

2051
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:45,500
Okay, this is kind of not fair because it's broad material.

2052
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:46,500
Okay.

2053
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:49,500
Post Led Zeppelin.

2054
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:59,500
What is the best Jimmy Page solo actor Led Zeppelin?

2055
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:06,500
He did a lot of work with Robert Plant on his solo albums and there's some good stuff there and he also did Coverdale Page.

2056
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,500
Yeah, and there's real good stuff on there too.

2057
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:09,500
Yeah.

2058
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,500
That's a very underrated album.

2059
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:14,500
Oh man, I've got that. I listen to that all the time.

2060
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:18,500
That thing is excellent.

2061
01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:24,500
I'm going to go with Coverdale Page.

2062
01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:27,500
There's a song, Don't Leave Me This Way.

2063
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:31,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he covers a lot of ground on that.

2064
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:38,500
I mean, it's kind of like the question is posed from Coverdale and the question is answered from Page.

2065
01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:39,500
Yeah.

2066
01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:43,500
Yeah, I agree. I would say that's funny. That's one of the ones I picked.

2067
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:48,500
And I would go to say that that or The Firm Live in Peace.

2068
01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:50,500
Oh yeah, I forgot about The Firm.

2069
01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:52,500
He does a blazing solo on that.

2070
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:55,500
Yeah, that was Paul Rodgers from Bad Company.

2071
01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:56,500
Yeah.

2072
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:57,500
And...

2073
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,500
Who's a very good musician himself.

2074
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:02,500
Was it Chester Thompson on drums? CT?

2075
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:06,500
I think so and then Franklin, Tony Franklin on bass.

2076
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,500
Yeah, from Durand Durand.

2077
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,500
Yeah, yeah, who is phenomenal.

2078
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,500
Oh my God, he's such an awesome bass player.

2079
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,500
Amazing.

2080
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:17,500
That bass that he did on both albums of The Firm was insane.

2081
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:18,500
Yeah.

2082
01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:20,500
I mean, just look at the hit, Radioactive.

2083
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,500
Listen to that back beat.

2084
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:24,500
He just goes...

2085
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:27,500
If you go back and listen to some Durand Durand, you can hear it.

2086
01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:28,500
Yes.

2087
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:31,500
Listen to the bass and you can hear he's back there playing his goals.

2088
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:32,500
He's amazing.

2089
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,500
That guy is...

2090
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:39,500
His rhythms that he's seen in his head was rhythms that nobody else could ever see themselves.

2091
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:40,500
Yeah.

2092
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:44,500
He was so off the wall and off the hook, but so good.

2093
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:47,500
Yeah, Tony Franklin will always be one of the most underrated bassists ever.

2094
01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:48,500
I think so.

2095
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:53,500
You're that bridge between the guitar players and the vocals,

2096
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:58,500
so you've got to hit the right complementary notes to augment the chords that everyone else is playing.

2097
01:26:58,500 --> 01:26:59,500
Yeah.

2098
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:05,500
But then you also work with the drummer and you've got the tempo and the timing of where you hit the accents.

2099
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:06,500
He does that.

2100
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:08,500
He did that in such perfection.

2101
01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:09,500
Yeah.

2102
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:14,500
He did it in such a unique way that he didn't just follow the chord with the note.

2103
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,500
No.

2104
01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:22,500
He'd come up with this bass run in his head and then know exactly how to play it and where to accent it and when to cut it off.

2105
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,500
Yeah.

2106
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:24,500
I agree.

2107
01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:25,500
It's genius.

2108
01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:26,500
He made it.

2109
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:27,500
Yeah.

2110
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:30,500
Let's see.

2111
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:33,500
I'm trying to think of some other big bands that would have been...

2112
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,500
Because the Beatles broke up early.

2113
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:38,500
Everyone's expecting them to go well into the 70s.

2114
01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:42,500
I'm trying to think of another big band.

2115
01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:48,500
Not really Deep Purple because they had a lot of musician changeover.

2116
01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,500
Bands with a lot of turnover musicians, it doesn't kind of work.

2117
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:52,500
Yeah.

2118
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:59,500
Because Deep Purple had so many incarnations of so many different musicians.

2119
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:04,500
And a lot of the musicians had other careers nobody even knew about.

2120
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:05,500
True.

2121
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:08,500
There are different variations.

2122
01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:10,500
For instance, Coverdell Page.

2123
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,500
Coverdell was Deep Purple.

2124
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,500
Glenn Hughes was in Black Sabbath.

2125
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,500
A lot of people don't know that.

2126
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:16,500
Yeah.

2127
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:22,500
Ian Gillen was in several bands before he went back to Deep Purple.

2128
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:24,500
I can't even remember the name of him.

2129
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:26,500
One was like the Gillen Turner...

2130
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:30,500
Was it Gillen Turner Project or is that...

2131
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,500
It sounds right.

2132
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,500
Yeah.

2133
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:35,500
Gillen Turner...

2134
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:38,500
Jowyn Turner and Ian Gillen, which you'd think two singers.

2135
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:43,500
But I think they did kind of like Glenn Hughes and David Coverdell did

2136
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,500
where they switched back and forth.

2137
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:47,500
You had one main singer but the other guy could sing almost as good

2138
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:51,500
or just as good in a different way and you had them going off of each other.

2139
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:55,500
ZZ Top used to do that because Billy Gibbons, the guitar player,

2140
01:28:55,500 --> 01:29:00,500
sings most of the songs but then the bass player Dusty Hill would sing others.

2141
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:01,500
He doesn't anymore.

2142
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:03,500
There are ones where they would go back...

2143
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,500
Yeah, it doesn't anymore.

2144
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:05,500
Okay, sorry.

2145
01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:09,500
But there are some songs where they would go back and forth.

2146
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:10,500
He does in heaven.

2147
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,500
Beer Drinkers and Hell Razors is a good example.

2148
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:14,500
Yeah, that's a great one.

2149
01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:19,500
They trade off every line on Beer Drinkers and Hell Razors.

2150
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,500
I still like doing this every day.

2151
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:21,500
I think you walk into a room and go...

2152
01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2153
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,500
Yeah.

2154
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,500
If you know, you know.

2155
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:27,500
Yep.

2156
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:29,500
Try that sometime.

2157
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:31,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2158
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2159
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:34,500
Yeah.

2160
01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,500
God, I forgot the lyrics.

2161
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,500
Room was spread around.

2162
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:39,500
Yeah.

2163
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:40,500
Nice Texas town.

2164
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:44,500
Now there's a tank of sack outside.

2165
01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:45,500
What I mean?

2166
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:46,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2167
01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:47,500
What's there?

2168
01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:53,500
Oh, another good one is say, it's just a jump to the left and see who responds.

2169
01:29:53,500 --> 01:29:54,500
Yeah, yeah.

2170
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:57,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2171
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:58,500
Or the eyebrow raise.

2172
01:29:58,500 --> 01:29:59,500
Yeah.

2173
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2174
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:03,500
You know the ones that get it.

2175
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:04,500
Yep.

2176
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:05,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2177
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:08,500
But that's when you do the salute.

2178
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:10,500
You got it.

2179
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,500
You got it, partner.

2180
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:13,500
You're on the ball.

2181
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,500
Yeah.

2182
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:15,500
Salute you.

2183
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2184
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:19,500
That's a two finger click.

2185
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:20,500
Ha ha ha.

2186
01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:21,500
The finger guns.

2187
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:22,500
The finger guns.

2188
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,500
You.

2189
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:24,500
Except those are microaggression now.

2190
01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:25,500
They are.

2191
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:26,500
You can get arrested.

2192
01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:27,500
Yeah, don't do that.

2193
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:28,500
That's aggression.

2194
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:29,500
And that's bad.

2195
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:32,500
They'll make you wear a douche knot for a while.

2196
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:33,500
Yeah.

2197
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,500
And eat kale.

2198
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:35,500
Oh, gosh.

2199
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:37,500
And write apology letters.

2200
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2201
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:41,500
From your Prius.

2202
01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:45,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2203
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:48,500
I'm sorry for my horrible tasting cars.

2204
01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:50,500
They really did nothing for the environment.

2205
01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:55,500
In the room that I am, I show it every day with my Prius and my bun knot.

2206
01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:59,500
I apologize to any real man in the whole world.

2207
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:01,500
Ha ha ha.

2208
01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:03,500
I just want my bun.

2209
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:05,500
Boop, boop.

2210
01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:08,500
But you notice nothing was said, why?

2211
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:09,500
Because he's docile.

2212
01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:10,500
Yes.

2213
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,500
Yes.

2214
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:14,500
He wears that bun as a show of following.

2215
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:15,500
Yep.

2216
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,500
Yeah, no leadership.

2217
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:17,500
Yeah.

2218
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:21,500
They might as well just put like a big steel ring in it like they used to put in cows noses.

2219
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:22,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2220
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,500
Or bulls noses.

2221
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,500
Yeah.

2222
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:28,500
We can start calling him a bitch knot.

2223
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,500
Ooh.

2224
01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:30,500
Yeah.

2225
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,500
Bitch knot.

2226
01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:32,500
A sub knot.

2227
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:33,500
Ha ha ha.

2228
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:34,500
A sub knot.

2229
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,500
I like that.

2230
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:36,500
A sub knot.

2231
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:39,500
Ha ha ha ha.

2232
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:40,500
Hi.

2233
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:41,500
I'm submissive.

2234
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,500
Look at my sub knot.

2235
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,500
Ha ha ha.

2236
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:46,500
Come over here and tell me what I'm going to do and I'll say yes, sir.

2237
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,500
Yes.

2238
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,500
Ha ha ha.

2239
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,500
Don't let me think for myself.

2240
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,500
Stop.

2241
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,500
I can't do it.

2242
01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:53,500
I can't do it.

2243
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:54,500
I can't do it.

2244
01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:59,500
You tell me the catchphrase of this generation and I'll say it.

2245
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:03,500
Oh, there's another bullet point for football.

2246
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:04,500
Yeah.

2247
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:09,500
Do you think it's about time to retire the phrase taking it to the house?

2248
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:10,500
Yes.

2249
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:13,500
Isn't that just so old and tired and worn out?

2250
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,500
People are like what?

2251
01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:16,500
What house?

2252
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,500
Yeah.

2253
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:20,500
I was seeing that all over college football and pro football.

2254
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,500
Big graphics pop up.

2255
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:24,500
Take it to the house.

2256
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:25,500
Yeah.

2257
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,500
It's like nah.

2258
01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:27,500
Nah.

2259
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,500
It doesn't work today.

2260
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:31,500
I mean that got tired back in the 90s, didn't it?

2261
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,500
Yeah, it did.

2262
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:33,500
Yeah.

2263
01:32:33,500 --> 01:32:34,500
It just does not work today.

2264
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:38,500
I think Under Armour landed all over it and had their commercials.

2265
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:40,500
We must protect this house.

2266
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:41,500
Yeah.

2267
01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:47,500
And they ran it into the ground and for some reason it's still hung on like comb-overs or

2268
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,500
light beer.

2269
01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:49,500
Yeah.

2270
01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:50,500
Light beer.

2271
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:51,500
Light beer.

2272
01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,500
Here's my version of light beer.

2273
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:55,500
Let me take these five cans and go to the urinal.

2274
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:56,500
Yeah.

2275
01:32:56,500 --> 01:32:57,500
You know why I did that?

2276
01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:58,500
To save time.

2277
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:01,500
All the peeing and none of the buzz.

2278
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:02,500
Yeah.

2279
01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:03,500
Yeah.

2280
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:04,500
Sign me up.

2281
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:05,500
Same outcome.

2282
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:06,500
Nothing.

2283
01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:08,500
Only I just poured them and I got to go drink a real beer in between.

2284
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:10,500
There's a reason it's the same color going in as going out.

2285
01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,500
Yes.

2286
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:12,500
It did nothing.

2287
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:13,500
It just passed right through you.

2288
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,500
It's like oh, this is water.

2289
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:20,500
I guess I'll just go ahead and piss you out then.

2290
01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:23,500
Real beer is beer you can eat with a fork.

2291
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,500
Yeah.

2292
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:25,500
Yeah.

2293
01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:26,500
Yeah.

2294
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:27,500
Yeah.

2295
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:28,500
Real man beer.

2296
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,500
It's kind of like that gelatinous gravy.

2297
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:30,500
Oh yeah.

2298
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,500
Oh yeah.

2299
01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:34,500
It comes out of the can and it holds its shape.

2300
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:35,500
Yeah.

2301
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:36,500
That's real beer.

2302
01:33:36,500 --> 01:33:39,500
It comes out of the can and it holds its shape.

2303
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:44,500
Are you shaking and it looks at you like yeah, I don't feel like it.

2304
01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:45,500
Hey look.

2305
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,500
Look, look, look.

2306
01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:55,500
Wow, that's the first political thing I've seen all day.

2307
01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:56,500
Yeah.

2308
01:33:56,500 --> 01:34:00,500
Seriously, what are they going to accomplish?

2309
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:01,500
No, I know.

2310
01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:03,500
They're just making themselves feel good.

2311
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:06,500
Yeah, that's it because no one's going to look at that Trump sign.

2312
01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:11,500
There's a truck dressed out in Trump and American flag and I'm not sure what else is written

2313
01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:12,500
on it.

2314
01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:14,500
It's like billboard on the bed and stuff.

2315
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:16,500
You feel how you feel.

2316
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:17,500
Yeah.

2317
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:19,500
That sign's not going to change anybody.

2318
01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:20,500
Yeah.

2319
01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:24,500
Is anybody weak enough that just seeing that truck will suddenly make them change their

2320
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:25,500
mind?

2321
01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:26,500
If they are, you don't want them voting.

2322
01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:27,500
Yeah.

2323
01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:28,500
Yeah.

2324
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:32,500
Seriously, it's just something people do so they can feel good about themselves.

2325
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:33,500
Yeah.

2326
01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:34,500
If that's what you want to do, fine.

2327
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:35,500
It's not hurting anybody.

2328
01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:36,500
I'm not an advocate of it.

2329
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,500
Yeah.

2330
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,500
I think there's a lot better use of time than that.

2331
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:40,500
Yeah.

2332
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:44,500
I think they don't get angry about not making a difference because it's not going to make

2333
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:47,500
any difference and you should never expect it to.

2334
01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:48,500
No, no, no.

2335
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:49,500
You know how you make your difference?

2336
01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:50,500
On the lower level.

2337
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:51,500
Mm-hmm.

2338
01:34:51,500 --> 01:34:56,500
The people that directly affect you in your counties, in your districts, those are the

2339
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,500
people that really affect you because-

2340
01:34:58,500 --> 01:34:59,500
Yeah.

2341
01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:02,500
Guys like that are like awareness raisers.

2342
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:03,500
Yes.

2343
01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:04,500
Yeah.

2344
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,500
It's absolutely no good.

2345
01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:06,500
None.

2346
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:08,500
They just point out something and then they're gone.

2347
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:09,500
Yeah.

2348
01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:16,500
The whole idea is to research everything and form your own opinion.

2349
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:17,500
Yeah.

2350
01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:20,500
That's the whole idea, but so many people don't do that.

2351
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:24,500
I used to come home from the Rosedale station by driving down Ward Parkway.

2352
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:29,500
And for one summer, it seemed like there was always a group out of this one intersection

2353
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:32,500
holding up signs and protesting something.

2354
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:35,500
Sometimes it would be abortion laws.

2355
01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:38,500
Sometimes it would be the immigration policy.

2356
01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:42,500
And there'd be like anywhere from six to 12 people out there standing around holding these

2357
01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:45,500
big signs and doing absolutely no good whatsoever.

2358
01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:46,500
Oh, I know.

2359
01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:49,500
Yeah, because anyone that's going there is going there.

2360
01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:50,500
Yeah.

2361
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:53,500
You know, for whatever reason, they're going there.

2362
01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:56,500
And that's not for me.

2363
01:35:56,500 --> 01:36:01,500
You know, I don't have an opinion on it because it's not me.

2364
01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:05,500
I don't see how it even qualifies as raising awareness because everybody already knows about

2365
01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:06,500
those issues.

2366
01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:07,500
Yeah.

2367
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:10,500
And what they're doing is being distractions to rush hour drivers.

2368
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:13,500
And so let's say someone's against it for religious reasons.

2369
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:17,500
Suddenly, they're going to go against their religion and go, OK, well, this guy said it's

2370
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,500
all right.

2371
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:21,500
There's five people holding signs, so I better change my mind.

2372
01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:23,500
I better change my mind right now.

2373
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:24,500
Seriously.

2374
01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:25,500
Yeah.

2375
01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:26,500
It's ridiculous.

2376
01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:27,500
Why do people think this works at all?

2377
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:28,500
Oh, I know.

2378
01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:31,500
And that's why yard signs, I never was a yard sign guy.

2379
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:32,500
No.

2380
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:34,500
All that does is tell your neighbors how you think.

2381
01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:38,500
Yeah, and it also invites people to go, oh, you like that person?

2382
01:36:38,500 --> 01:36:39,500
Well, watch this.

2383
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:40,500
Yeah.

2384
01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,500
Because there's enough hate like that in this world.

2385
01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:43,500
Oh, yeah.

2386
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:44,500
In this country.

2387
01:36:44,500 --> 01:36:46,500
It's the same as putting an inflammatory sticker on your car.

2388
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,500
Yeah.

2389
01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:50,500
And then you go park it somewhere and don't look at it for a few hours.

2390
01:36:50,500 --> 01:36:51,500
Yeah.

2391
01:36:51,500 --> 01:36:52,500
Shit can happen to it.

2392
01:36:52,500 --> 01:36:54,500
Well, it's just like a friend of mine growing up.

2393
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:56,500
He had a bad cop, no doughnut.

2394
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:57,500
Remember those?

2395
01:36:57,500 --> 01:36:58,500
I remember those.

2396
01:36:58,500 --> 01:36:59,500
Yeah.

2397
01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:00,500
He goes, I keep getting stopped.

2398
01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:01,500
I'm like, no shit, dumbass.

2399
01:37:01,500 --> 01:37:02,500
Yeah.

2400
01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:03,500
Really?

2401
01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:04,500
You think?

2402
01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:08,500
So you think that the cop read them and was like, ha ha ha?

2403
01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:09,500
No.

2404
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,500
He was like, OK, punk.

2405
01:37:11,500 --> 01:37:12,500
Watch this.

2406
01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:13,500
Yeah.

2407
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,500
It's like the guy that wears a T-shirt that says, show me your titties.

2408
01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:19,500
And he wonders why he never gets a second date.

2409
01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:20,500
Yeah.

2410
01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:26,500
That's a great point.

2411
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:31,500
It was like the hard breathers, the hard breathers at every party had never got laid.

2412
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:32,500
Yeah.

2413
01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:36,500
The ones that hovered around the chick was like, and then sweated all over.

2414
01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:37,500
Yeah.

2415
01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:38,500
Yeah.

2416
01:37:38,500 --> 01:37:39,500
And they're like, fuck.

2417
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:40,500
Yeah.

2418
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:41,500
Give me some breath.

2419
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,500
I'd see those guys that they're like desperate puppy dogs.

2420
01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:44,500
Yeah.

2421
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:48,500
And any female with a pulse and a body temperature, they're like all over them.

2422
01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:53,500
And it's like D-Day or the last chopper out of Saigon, they got us.

2423
01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:54,500
Yeah.

2424
01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:56,500
The last chopper in Saigon.

2425
01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:57,500
Yeah.

2426
01:37:57,500 --> 01:38:00,500
It was like, I've got to do this tonight or it will never happen.

2427
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:01,500
Yeah.

2428
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:04,500
And you know girls smell it on you.

2429
01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:05,500
Oh yeah.

2430
01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:07,500
They smell it on you coming a mile away.

2431
01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:12,500
And then somehow if you do manage to land one of them, then they expect it to work out.

2432
01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:14,500
I don't understand.

2433
01:38:14,500 --> 01:38:17,500
And it's like, I understand.

2434
01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:20,500
You're an idiot.

2435
01:38:20,500 --> 01:38:24,500
You know how you were going to use her?

2436
01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,500
She used you.

2437
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:30,500
She beat you to the punch, dumb shit.

2438
01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:35,500
I am so glad to be in a relationship, completely monogamous and not have to worry about dating

2439
01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:37,500
or meeting somebody.

2440
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:41,500
Could you imagine in our days it would just fucking suck?

2441
01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:47,500
I mean, I would find it difficult to trust someone again the way I trust my wife.

2442
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:53,500
Because that takes a while and I don't know how I'd be able to work up that level of trust.

2443
01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:55,500
You don't walk up on that kind of trust.

2444
01:38:55,500 --> 01:38:56,500
No.

2445
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:57,500
No, no, no.

2446
01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:59,500
That's something that you build and just know.

2447
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:04,500
It's kind of like your religion where you don't really see it, but you absolutely know it's there.

2448
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:05,500
Yeah, yeah.

2449
01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:06,500
You know?

2450
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:08,500
It's just part of you and you feel it and you know it and it's true.

2451
01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,500
Yes.

2452
01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:10,500
Yeah.

2453
01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:15,500
And if you don't have that feeling, then you probably better re-examine what you're doing

2454
01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:16,500
in your life.

2455
01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:20,500
I mean, really, because I know a lot of people live their lives.

2456
01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:21,500
Yeah.

2457
01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:26,500
And there's nothing you can say to them, but they keep repeating the same problems over

2458
01:39:26,500 --> 01:39:27,500
and over.

2459
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:30,500
And they keep bitching about how the same thing happens to them.

2460
01:39:30,500 --> 01:39:32,500
And it's like, well, I got your answer.

2461
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:35,500
But every time I say it, you shoot it down.

2462
01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:36,500
Yeah.

2463
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:37,500
Yeah.

2464
01:39:37,500 --> 01:39:39,500
That was my ex-wife a lot.

2465
01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:43,500
She was the kind to say, oh man, I wish this had never happened.

2466
01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:46,500
It's like, okay, but what are we going to do about it?

2467
01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:49,500
I just wish it never happened.

2468
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:51,500
Okay, but it did.

2469
01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:53,500
Now we have to deal with it.

2470
01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:55,500
I just wish it had never happened.

2471
01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:57,500
Just on and on.

2472
01:39:57,500 --> 01:39:58,500
That was her take.

2473
01:39:58,500 --> 01:39:59,500
She hated video games.

2474
01:39:59,500 --> 01:40:01,500
She wished they'd never been invented.

2475
01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:02,500
She hated guns.

2476
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:04,500
She wished they'd never been invented.

2477
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:05,500
What good does that do?

2478
01:40:05,500 --> 01:40:06,500
None.

2479
01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:07,500
The reality is, they're here.

2480
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:09,500
Now what are you going to do?

2481
01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:11,500
Just sit there and wish?

2482
01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:14,500
One of my best lives ever is towards my ex-wife.

2483
01:40:14,500 --> 01:40:15,500
Yeah.

2484
01:40:15,500 --> 01:40:19,500
And I looked her straight in the face and I said, I dislike you so much, I want you to

2485
01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:24,500
eat shit and live.

2486
01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:27,500
She had nothing to say to that.

2487
01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:29,500
I go, I think I'll go.

2488
01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:30,500
That took a turn.

2489
01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:31,500
Yeah.

2490
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:36,500
That means I want you to live a miserable long life and hate every second of it.

2491
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,500
Believe me, she got it.

2492
01:40:38,500 --> 01:40:41,500
There was a cold chill in the air right after.

2493
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,500
Yeah.

2494
01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:46,500
I saw that on a show the other day where a guy was yelling at someone and said, you tried

2495
01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:47,500
to kill me.

2496
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:52,500
And he said, no, I wasn't trying to kill you because if you died, then it'd be over.

2497
01:40:52,500 --> 01:40:55,500
I want you to live and suffer.

2498
01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:57,500
So no, I wasn't trying to kill you.

2499
01:40:57,500 --> 01:41:00,500
It's like the old principle where you shoot him in the leg so we can deal with him.

2500
01:41:00,500 --> 01:41:01,500
Yeah.

2501
01:41:01,500 --> 01:41:02,500
Bring him over here after you do that.

2502
01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:04,500
Disable him, then bring him here.

2503
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,500
Was it the Irish mob?

2504
01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:09,500
I think it was the Irish mob that would kneecap.

2505
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:14,500
They'd tie you to a chair and then shoot you in the kneecap with a shotgun and leave you.

2506
01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,500
And it would take you about three days to die.

2507
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:17,500
Yeah.

2508
01:41:17,500 --> 01:41:19,500
And meanwhile you're sitting there bleeding out and you know it.

2509
01:41:19,500 --> 01:41:21,500
And you have all that time to think about it.

2510
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:22,500
Yeah.

2511
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:23,500
That's just ugly.

2512
01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:24,500
Oh yeah.

2513
01:41:24,500 --> 01:41:25,500
So ugly.

2514
01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:26,500
I learned that in the book.

2515
01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:28,500
I hope it's just something from the book.

2516
01:41:28,500 --> 01:41:31,500
I hope it's not real life, but it probably is.

2517
01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:35,500
I imagine a lot of that was real life.

2518
01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:36,500
Yeah.

2519
01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:40,500
But at the end, Whitey Bolger did get beat to death in prison.

2520
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:41,500
Oh, that's right.

2521
01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:42,500
That's right.

2522
01:41:42,500 --> 01:41:43,500
He did.

2523
01:41:43,500 --> 01:41:44,500
Yeah.

2524
01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:46,500
He suffered the same fate he gave many other people.

2525
01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:51,500
I imagine a lot of people in that prison knew somebody that Whitey had screwed over or killed.

2526
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:52,500
Yeah, and it caught up with him.

2527
01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:53,500
Yeah.

2528
01:41:53,500 --> 01:41:56,500
Finally someone was like, all right, here's how it's going to happen.

2529
01:41:56,500 --> 01:41:58,500
And we got it in place and it did.

2530
01:41:58,500 --> 01:41:59,500
Yeah.

2531
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:03,500
So that was like live by the sword, die by the sword deal.

2532
01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:04,500
Yeah.

2533
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:05,500
Yeah.

2534
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:09,500
Not all of it happens like that, but a majority of it does.

2535
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:12,500
It's like you do, you do, you do, and then you have it done to you.

2536
01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:13,500
Yeah.

2537
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,500
Jeffrey Dahmer got killed in prison pretty quickly.

2538
01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:16,500
That's a great example.

2539
01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:17,500
Yeah.

2540
01:42:17,500 --> 01:42:20,500
It's by a guy who just didn't like him and didn't want him around anymore.

2541
01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:23,500
He died via a broomstick.

2542
01:42:23,500 --> 01:42:25,500
Was it a broomstick?

2543
01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,500
Was it a broomstick?

2544
01:42:26,500 --> 01:42:29,500
Was that or a knife?

2545
01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,500
I think it was done from behind, wasn't it?

2546
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:33,500
Like, you know, the bent over style?

2547
01:42:33,500 --> 01:42:34,500
Probably.

2548
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:35,500
I didn't know if it was a broomstick.

2549
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:37,500
I guess it could have been a knife.

2550
01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:38,500
Yeah.

2551
01:42:38,500 --> 01:42:41,500
But a very, not very preferable death.

2552
01:42:41,500 --> 01:42:42,500
No.

2553
01:42:42,500 --> 01:42:45,500
Also a very, what would you call it?

2554
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:48,500
Like Vlad the Impaler.

2555
01:42:48,500 --> 01:42:49,500
That's the route he went.

2556
01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:50,500
Yeah.

2557
01:42:50,500 --> 01:42:51,500
Man.

2558
01:42:51,500 --> 01:42:56,500
Remember years and years ago there were some, I think New York cops that arrested a black

2559
01:42:56,500 --> 01:42:57,500
immigrant.

2560
01:42:57,500 --> 01:42:58,500
Hang on, hang on.

2561
01:42:58,500 --> 01:42:59,500
We have some Tampa fans.

2562
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:00,500
You guys got anything to say?

2563
01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:01,500
No, we're not making fun of you or nothing.

2564
01:43:01,500 --> 01:43:02,500
We're just doing a podcast.

2565
01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:03,500
Got anything you want to say or anything?

2566
01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:06,500
Good game, first time I've ever seen you.

2567
01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:07,500
Oh, good.

2568
01:43:07,500 --> 01:43:08,500
Are you enjoying yourself?

2569
01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:09,500
We are.

2570
01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:10,500
Okay, good.

2571
01:43:10,500 --> 01:43:11,500
Good.

2572
01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:12,500
You played out of his mind last night, didn't you?

2573
01:43:12,500 --> 01:43:13,500
Yeah, I did.

2574
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:14,500
Yeah, I kind of hated to see him lose.

2575
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:15,500
Yeah, well, it was good.

2576
01:43:15,500 --> 01:43:16,500
I mean, it was a great game.

2577
01:43:16,500 --> 01:43:17,500
It really was.

2578
01:43:17,500 --> 01:43:18,500
It has a few of our key players in it that could have been maybe different.

2579
01:43:18,500 --> 01:43:19,500
I'm sure it was a good game.

2580
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:20,500
Yeah.

2581
01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:21,500
Yeah, they really needed to make a move like Kansas City made a couple of moves.

2582
01:43:21,500 --> 01:43:22,500
They got the Andre Hopkins and it paid off last night.

2583
01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:23,500
And I think, isn't the deadline over now or is it like a couple hours from now?

2584
01:43:23,500 --> 01:43:24,500
I think it's today.

2585
01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:25,500
Sometime today.

2586
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:26,500
Yeah, oh, yeah.

2587
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:27,500
Because I know Pat McNeil is staying.

2588
01:43:27,500 --> 01:43:28,500
Yeah.

2589
01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:29,500
Yeah, he's staying.

2590
01:43:29,500 --> 01:43:30,500
Yeah.

2591
01:43:30,500 --> 01:43:45,500
It makes sense.

2592
01:43:45,500 --> 01:43:52,500
Do you guys have any eyes on anybody at all that you think they should get or acquire or

2593
01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:53,500
something?

2594
01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:54,500
I mean, let's say like a Tyrant Hill.

2595
01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:59,500
He's unhappy in Miami and he was posting all his videos of him in the homes and all that

2596
01:43:59,500 --> 01:44:00,500
stuff.

2597
01:44:00,500 --> 01:44:01,500
Yeah.

2598
01:44:01,500 --> 01:44:02,500
And he was like, you know, trying to get someone's attention.

2599
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:03,500
Would you like him?

2600
01:44:03,500 --> 01:44:04,500
Yes.

2601
01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:05,500
Yeah.

2602
01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:06,500
That would be good, wouldn't it?

2603
01:44:06,500 --> 01:44:07,500
Yeah.

2604
01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:08,500
So yeah, I mean, he does have no receivers now basically.

2605
01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:09,500
I mean.

2606
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:10,500
No, no, no.

2607
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:15,500
It's all like very much from practice squad.

2608
01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:16,500
Yeah.

2609
01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:19,500
That's kind of the chief secondary.

2610
01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:20,500
Yeah.

2611
01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:21,500
They activated somebody else in practice squad.

2612
01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:22,500
Hey, I blame it on the extra game.

2613
01:44:22,500 --> 01:44:23,500
All of a sudden, you know, when you're removed, all these people are going down.

2614
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:24,500
Yeah.

2615
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:29,500
Well, you know what?

2616
01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:35,500
The good news is you guys will probably still win your division.

2617
01:44:35,500 --> 01:44:36,500
Yeah.

2618
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:37,500
Yeah.

2619
01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:38,500
Yeah.

2620
01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:39,500
We'll see.

2621
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:40,500
Atlanta.

2622
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:41,500
Yeah.

2623
01:44:41,500 --> 01:44:42,500
That's your foe is Atlanta.

2624
01:44:42,500 --> 01:44:45,500
But at some point, Kirk Cousins might revert being Kirk Cousins again.

2625
01:44:45,500 --> 01:44:48,500
I'm kind of going by Kirk Cousins as her cousins.

2626
01:44:48,500 --> 01:44:49,500
Yeah.

2627
01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:50,500
But we'll see what happens.

2628
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:51,500
Yeah.

2629
01:44:51,500 --> 01:44:52,500
I love him too.

2630
01:44:52,500 --> 01:44:53,500
He's a great guy.

2631
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:54,500
He gets behind for him.

2632
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:55,500
Yeah.

2633
01:44:55,500 --> 01:44:56,500
He's been in high school.

2634
01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:57,500
He's been in New York and Florida.

2635
01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:58,500
New York?

2636
01:44:58,500 --> 01:44:59,500
Oh, cool.

2637
01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:00,500
Yeah.

2638
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:01,500
Yeah, he's really.

2639
01:45:01,500 --> 01:45:02,500
That's before Kirk Cousins when he was Kirk Cousins.

2640
01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:03,500
Yeah.

2641
01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:04,500
That's good.

2642
01:45:04,500 --> 01:45:05,500
He's a good man.

2643
01:45:05,500 --> 01:45:06,500
He's a good man.

2644
01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:07,500
So when you guys go back?

2645
01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:08,500
Tonight.

2646
01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,500
Okay.

2647
01:45:09,500 --> 01:45:10,500
Did you have any barbecue?

2648
01:45:10,500 --> 01:45:11,500
Yes, sir.

2649
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:12,500
Okay, where at?

2650
01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:13,500
Awesome.

2651
01:45:13,500 --> 01:45:14,500
We went to Jack Stagg.

2652
01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:15,500
Good.

2653
01:45:15,500 --> 01:45:16,500
But we're going to Marco's Bar.

2654
01:45:16,500 --> 01:45:17,500
Yeah, mine's good.

2655
01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:18,500
Which one did you like better?

2656
01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:19,500
We haven't been to the ones.

2657
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:20,500
Oh, they haven't been to the ones yet.

2658
01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:21,500
Okay.

2659
01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:22,500
You might try QT.

2660
01:45:22,500 --> 01:45:28,500
You might try Q39. Q39's not that far down. It's on 39th Street.

2661
01:45:28,500 --> 01:45:33,500
And it's really really good. This is where Joe Buck and Troy Aikman eat every time they're in town.

2662
01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:42,500
It's really good barbecue. Arthur Bryan's got a lot quick to order there because the original sauce is a really vinegar-y, non-sweet sauce.

2663
01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:51,500
So I'm not into it either. And they serve everything on steak paper. And it's kind of like just a mess.

2664
01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:55,500
A lot of people love it. I'm not really into it. They used to serve everything on Wonder Bread.

2665
01:45:55,500 --> 01:45:58,500
Yeah, yeah. They used to coat on bread.

2666
01:45:58,500 --> 01:46:04,500
I'm from Alabama so we do the white sauce. Oh yeah. It's really good.

2667
01:46:04,500 --> 01:46:12,500
It is good. I like it. My suggestion is Q39 or right across the river, the Kansas River that is, is Slaps.

2668
01:46:12,500 --> 01:46:18,500
Slaps is good. We said that before. We're limiting it to the bar.

2669
01:46:18,500 --> 01:46:22,500
Oh, sure. We're limiting it to the bar.

2670
01:46:22,500 --> 01:46:28,500
Okay, and Uber wouldn't be that much. It was just right across the viaduct, which is about two miles.

2671
01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:31,500
Would you say about two miles, maybe three at the most? Probably, yeah.

2672
01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:35,500
Just tell me why I go to Slaps. Q39 about the same way only south.

2673
01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:40,500
The streetcar might take you to Q39. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2674
01:46:40,500 --> 01:46:45,500
But they would be dropped off in Maine. Yeah, they'd walk over.

2675
01:46:45,500 --> 01:46:48,500
They would have probably about the same amount on the river.

2676
01:46:48,500 --> 01:46:51,500
But streetcar is free. Yeah.

2677
01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:57,500
All right. Take care. Have a good time. Come back. Yeah.

2678
01:46:57,500 --> 01:47:06,500
Yeah, I mean, you have to handle that right because, you know, a lot of people think when you've got something to say it's a rub-in. It's not.

2679
01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:10,500
No, no. We're not trying to set anybody up. Yeah.

2680
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:17,500
Except being on must, maybe. Oh, well, yeah, we'll set him up.

2681
01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:24,500
I think even even Trump supporters are starting to say, you know, Donald, maybe you should quit hanging out with a Elon guy. He's bad.

2682
01:47:24,500 --> 01:47:28,500
I know. I thought of that too. I was like, he's actually getting more bad public Trump.

2683
01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:32,500
I think he is. Maybe he needs to just like calm it down a bit. Yeah.

2684
01:47:32,500 --> 01:47:37,500
I think he's starting to kind of damage Donald Trump a little bit by how close he is. Isn't that crazy?

2685
01:47:37,500 --> 01:47:41,500
It is. All of a sudden it's like, Donald, what are you doing?

2686
01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:47,500
Yeah. For a while there, Elon had his, you know, his simps that were all on him and worshiped him.

2687
01:47:47,500 --> 01:47:53,500
And I remember seeing article after article that would start with Elon Musk says this about our future.

2688
01:47:53,500 --> 01:47:57,500
Yeah. He's not Jesus. Yeah. Let's let's move on from Elon.

2689
01:47:57,500 --> 01:48:04,500
But now his Tesla is a joke. The Cybertruck is a joke. Let's see how much money he has when he's 70. Yeah.

2690
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:09,500
Yeah. Because this Ruby farm or is it an Emerald farm? Emerald. Emerald.

2691
01:48:09,500 --> 01:48:15,500
This Emerald farm was one that pretty much financed him from what I understand. He didn't make it himself per se.

2692
01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:24,500
Yeah. And the reality is Emeralds are really not that rare. If they didn't constrict the market heavily, then Emeralds would be like, you know, 50 bucks a pound.

2693
01:48:24,500 --> 01:48:30,500
I mean, look what happened to diamonds. They're devalued so bad because they can make better diamonds on their own.

2694
01:48:30,500 --> 01:48:38,500
Yeah. Flawless. A lot of experts can't tell the difference. Why to go to the trouble of digging them out of the ground when you can just make them.

2695
01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:44,500
Yeah. Yeah. So what do you think about the gold bars you can mine at Costco?

2696
01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:55,500
You know, it's an interesting idea. I've even seen ads for something called Robin Hood Gold where they say you can buy gold and you know send in this amount, blah, blah, blah.

2697
01:48:55,500 --> 01:49:05,500
All right. There are actual physical uses for gold. You know, it's valuable. You can form it into things. It's an electrical conductor. It doesn't rust.

2698
01:49:05,500 --> 01:49:15,500
But seriously, if you and your family are hungry, wouldn't you rather have like five or six cases of food than the gold bar?

2699
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:21,500
Yes. That's what I've always said. I would stock up on food, not gold.

2700
01:49:21,500 --> 01:49:27,500
The only reason for gold is to resell it before shit hits the fan. Not after.

2701
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:34,500
It's the same with cryptocurrency. It doesn't do you any good until you find somebody who's willing to buy it for more than you pay for it.

2702
01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:38,500
That's what I've always said. What is it based on? Can you tell me what it's based on?

2703
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:52,500
Cryptocurrency is based on certain numbers that are inherently rare because of the immense and complicated mathematical computations it takes to arrive at those numbers.

2704
01:49:52,500 --> 01:49:55,500
But seriously, who cares about it beyond that?

2705
01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:56,500
That's what it's getting ready to go into.

2706
01:49:56,500 --> 01:50:05,500
They're not useful for anything. It's just the fact that they're really difficult to acquire that is supposed to provide the value for.

2707
01:50:05,500 --> 01:50:08,500
Again, if shit hits the fan, who cares?

2708
01:50:08,500 --> 01:50:12,500
Who gives a shit about these little mathematical numbers that came up with your data farming?

2709
01:50:12,500 --> 01:50:19,500
Yeah. The data farming to me is a joke too. It's like, are they actually out there with a drill mine in this? Well, no.

2710
01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:26,500
It sucks an enormous amount of electricity to keep these data farms running. It's insane.

2711
01:50:26,500 --> 01:50:35,500
Talk about wasting energy and creating greenhouse gases. All for cryptocurrency, which is just another get-rich-quick scheme.

2712
01:50:35,500 --> 01:50:45,500
Seriously, anything that's supposed to have value only has value as long as we all think it does. As soon as we all agree it's useless, it's useless.

2713
01:50:45,500 --> 01:50:50,500
Like thorium, they tried to make thorium kind of like the it thing for a long time. Well, it's crypto.

2714
01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:58,500
I was always wondering why the appeal of that was. It was about the same thing. It's like, wait a minute.

2715
01:50:58,500 --> 01:51:06,500
I call it basing on nothing. I know that they have a reason for it, but at the end of the day it's really not there.

2716
01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:12,500
But it is, but it isn't. At least gold you can hold in your hand and maybe get something for it.

2717
01:51:12,500 --> 01:51:21,500
Yeah. I mean, gold will be safer than a lot of other things, but still it relies on somebody wanting it for more than you paid for it.

2718
01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:28,500
Yeah, exactly. And right now gold does you good. Gold is great to have right now, especially currencies,

2719
01:51:28,500 --> 01:51:37,500
clonkering and printing up money like it's fucking toilet paper. Right now, gold does you a lot of good.

2720
01:51:37,500 --> 01:51:44,500
But you have to sell it before anything crashes because if you don't then you're sitting there with a pile of rock. No additives.

2721
01:51:44,500 --> 01:51:49,500
Metal. And seriously, who among us really knows who to sell to?

2722
01:51:49,500 --> 01:51:57,500
I mean, say the dollar crashes and all you've got is a pile of gold and you need to pay your bills and your car repayment and your electricity bill.

2723
01:51:57,500 --> 01:52:02,500
Who do you sell the gold to? Someone can come up to you and go, oh, go ahead. And what do they pay you in?

2724
01:52:02,500 --> 01:52:09,500
Yeah. Yeah. It's like, OK, you're going to need five buckets of fish.

2725
01:52:09,500 --> 01:52:15,500
Yeah. And you're going to send them to the electric company to pay your bill and keep your lights on? I don't think so.

2726
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:19,500
No, I mean, yeah, it makes no sense at all if shit hits a thing.

2727
01:52:19,500 --> 01:52:24,500
Yeah. Because it's just something that you have to convert into what you really need.

2728
01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:30,500
And gold is based on everything crashing anyway. It's like, well, stock market goes down, you had your gold.

2729
01:52:30,500 --> 01:52:33,500
But is anyone going to buy gold if the stock market's gone?

2730
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:40,500
Another point is it relies on some of the world being OK and still having money to buy gold.

2731
01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:44,500
If it's a global thing, nobody cares about gold.

2732
01:52:44,500 --> 01:52:47,500
Well, I still think contention is the reason we haven't crashed yet.

2733
01:52:47,500 --> 01:52:51,500
And hopefully we don't, because the rest of the world don't want to crash.

2734
01:52:51,500 --> 01:52:56,500
Yeah. Right now, there's a number of countries that would take the rest of the world with them, not just us.

2735
01:52:56,500 --> 01:53:02,500
No, no, no. And they want to. They're actively working against us, trying to knock us off our pedestal.

2736
01:53:02,500 --> 01:53:06,500
Yeah. Yeah. It's like the barbarians defeating the Roman Empire.

2737
01:53:06,500 --> 01:53:09,500
Yeah. Yeah. They keep pecking away, pecking away, pecking away.

2738
01:53:09,500 --> 01:53:14,500
It is a long, long time that the Roman Empire existed, but eventually it crumbled.

2739
01:53:14,500 --> 01:53:20,500
And this goes to what we were talking about earlier. Now it's all coming full circle, even though we didn't really plan it like this.

2740
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:26,500
Together, united, we stand, divided, we fall.

2741
01:53:26,500 --> 01:53:29,500
And so much is designed to divide us nowadays, isn't it?

2742
01:53:29,500 --> 01:53:39,500
Yes. By our, in my opinion, my humble opinion. Well, maybe not humble, but anyhow, in my opinion, government does that.

2743
01:53:39,500 --> 01:53:41,500
They pit people against each other.

2744
01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:43,500
That's how they get you to vote for them instead of them.

2745
01:53:43,500 --> 01:53:47,500
Yeah. Those guys over there, they're the reason you have nothing.

2746
01:53:47,500 --> 01:53:48,500
Yes.

2747
01:53:48,500 --> 01:53:50,500
That's the way it does.

2748
01:53:50,500 --> 01:53:56,500
There's a brilliant comic that shows a king standing on the parapet of his castle with an advisor.

2749
01:53:56,500 --> 01:54:01,500
And below them is like all the peasants with torches and pitchforks.

2750
01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:10,500
And the advisor is saying, Your Highness, all you have to do is tell the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks.

2751
01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:13,500
Oh, everything's clear now. Thank you.

2752
01:54:13,500 --> 01:54:18,500
They fight each other and the king goes back to his business. That's exactly what they're doing to us.

2753
01:54:18,500 --> 01:54:21,500
Oh, hate those people because they don't think the right way.

2754
01:54:21,500 --> 01:54:22,500
Oh, yeah.

2755
01:54:22,500 --> 01:54:25,500
Hate those people because they don't go to the right church or dress the right way.

2756
01:54:25,500 --> 01:54:31,500
Yeah, exactly. Or that guy come across the border, he's going to get your job.

2757
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:33,500
What? I don't want to scrub toilets.

2758
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:34,500
Yeah.

2759
01:54:34,500 --> 01:54:38,500
But I have to say this in defense. We need to know who's coming across.

2760
01:54:38,500 --> 01:54:39,500
Yeah.

2761
01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:45,500
We have to know. If it's a guy that wants to feed his family, fine. He wants to come over and work fine.

2762
01:54:45,500 --> 01:54:49,500
If he's someone over here trying to bring fentanyl in or trying to be a terrorist or something.

2763
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:53,500
Or somebody with a massive criminal record who's trying to come over here for a fresh start.

2764
01:54:53,500 --> 01:54:54,500
Yeah.

2765
01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:57,500
Yeah. I mean, there's diligence you can do.

2766
01:54:57,500 --> 01:55:05,500
There has to be an intelligent, quick system to indoctrinate the people who want to come over and help the economy.

2767
01:55:05,500 --> 01:55:09,500
And the people that don't, then they can stay back there with their criminal record or whatever.

2768
01:55:09,500 --> 01:55:15,500
So you have to do something. You can't just stand there and watch like what has been going on.

2769
01:55:15,500 --> 01:55:25,500
Yeah. I'm convinced that all of the obstructions and problems in the immigration system is because people want to monetize.

2770
01:55:25,500 --> 01:55:26,500
Yes.

2771
01:55:26,500 --> 01:55:27,500
And they're trying to stop what they can't monetize yet.

2772
01:55:27,500 --> 01:55:29,500
Yeah. They're trying to... Yeah.

2773
01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:30,500
Yeah.

2774
01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:31,500
Yep.

2775
01:55:31,500 --> 01:55:35,500
It's like, oh, let all these people in and they didn't have to pay us. Well, we can't do that.

2776
01:55:35,500 --> 01:55:36,500
Yeah.

2777
01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:37,500
We've got to figure out a way to make them pay us.

2778
01:55:37,500 --> 01:55:38,500
We've got to figure out a way to make them, yeah.

2779
01:55:38,500 --> 01:55:42,500
Let's make them wait outside until we figure out a way to make them pay us to get in.

2780
01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:43,500
Yeah.

2781
01:55:43,500 --> 01:55:44,500
I think that's it.

2782
01:55:44,500 --> 01:55:49,500
The pay per place system, we're like, oh, you got $5,000? All right. You can become a green card.

2783
01:55:49,500 --> 01:55:54,500
Because if one thing, doing that for a long time, it's like you've got to come up with some money and you have a green card.

2784
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:55,500
Yeah. Yeah.

2785
01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:56,500
Yeah.

2786
01:55:56,500 --> 01:56:00,500
And remember, if it's punishable by fine, that means it's legal for a price.

2787
01:56:00,500 --> 01:56:01,500
Yeah, that's right.

2788
01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:02,500
Yep.

2789
01:56:02,500 --> 01:56:03,500
Good point.

2790
01:56:03,500 --> 01:56:04,500
Legal for a price.

2791
01:56:04,500 --> 01:56:05,500
It's not wrong. It's just you didn't pay first.

2792
01:56:05,500 --> 01:56:08,500
How long we got? Because I've really got to piss.

2793
01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:09,500
Coming up in two hours.

2794
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:11,500
All right. Let's cut this pitch off anyhow.

2795
01:56:11,500 --> 01:56:14,500
We're done. We're just flailing at this point.

2796
01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:17,500
Yeah. The sports bastards, extended edition.

2797
01:56:17,500 --> 01:56:20,500
Thanks for listening. Don't fuck yourself.

2798
01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:25,500
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

2799
01:56:25,500 --> 01:56:27,500
We offer you

2800
01:56:27,500 --> 01:56:29,500
First world problems.

2801
01:56:30,500 --> 01:56:35,500
The ATM wants me to make a new pin number for security purposes.

2802
01:56:35,500 --> 01:56:37,500
I don't have an extra two minutes.

2803
01:56:37,500 --> 01:56:39,500
I need my Starbucks.

2804
01:56:39,500 --> 01:56:41,500
I'm having the worst day ever.

2805
01:56:50,500 --> 01:56:54,500
Did you really sit down and listen to all that garbage that was being?

2806
01:56:54,500 --> 01:56:56,500
Do you actually believe one inch of it?

2807
01:56:56,500 --> 01:56:58,500
I didn't think so.

2808
01:56:58,500 --> 01:57:27,500
Hang on. Game over.