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From the deep inside the bowels of the city market in Kansas City, Missouri downtown property

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to the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River

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it is the original two, Topher and Mark, given the 2024 football predictions for the season.

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You thought they were done, didn't you?

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Hehehehehehe

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Kicking your ass with your size 15 clown boots and a deep Tracy hat.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte

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remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts and who can afford plastic surgery?

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Take safe everyone!

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And now we have a new track.

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Just let me know when.

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It is time to run.

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Alright, Sports Bastards, this is a week 9 predictions podcast.

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We're doing bastardy things.

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Yes we are.

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Oh, nice engine.

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Well, suddenly a thunderstorm broke out.

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Yeah, which, oh well, it was windy before and now we have a thunderstorm.

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It blew in a thunderstorm, didn't it?

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It's even more windy now.

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You get what you get.

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Yeah, the only thing is I got a drop coming right down here.

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Oh yeah.

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It's not that big a deal but every now and then a little splash gets me right in the face.

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Well, don't let it hit your phone.

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Oh yeah, I got my phone over here but you know what I mean?

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It's kind of like the water torch or something.

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It's like, bink.

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You never know exactly when it's going to drop.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm over here cowering now.

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Whoa, that was a good one.

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That was close.

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I think we're going to have a few more of those.

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Oh, there's another flash.

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Alright, well then I'll be popping up here soon.

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Oh well, here we are risking our lives.

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Yes.

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For you dear listeners.

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That's right.

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We should be commended but we won't.

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No, we should be committed actually.

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That flash was nothing.

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Like two hours later.

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Yeah, yeah, grumble, grumble, grumble.

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Apathetic.

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Big deal.

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Apathetic thunder.

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Yeah, it's like, you're not going to try man, don't show up.

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Just don't even show up to the game.

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Oh, it answered.

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Yes, I think we pissed somebody off.

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That was a cloud giving us the middle finger.

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Well, everybody else does.

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Just fit right in.

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We just shake it off like everything else.

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Hey, thanks, we know we're number one.

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We've been flipped off by the best man.

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Yeah, yours doesn't matter.

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I like theirs better anyhow.

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Alright, we're going to start off with a Thursday night.

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So when we get to the bullet points, the last show you were talking about extra overtime,

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Anyway, we'll get to that one with bullet points.

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Oh, yeah, was that what you went into in the car?

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I love it, yeah, we'll have to say that.

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So something to look forward to, we'll tease him with that one, make him stay until the

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Alright, our first Thursday night, listen to me, our Thursday night game is the 6 and

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Well, no surprises.

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I'm not going to pick any upset.

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The Jets' empire is crumbling.

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Not only did the Yankees go down in flames, but also the Giants went down in flames.

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They were down 3 and 0, the Yankees, the big bad Yankees, anyhow, the Yankees.

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I'm going to go 27-13 Houston.

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I think CJ Stroud will have a decent game, and the Jets will fumble, and I mean not literally

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fumble necessarily, but they'll just have another bumbling performance.

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think that's going to continue to pan out.

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32-13.

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I like that.

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Jets, or not Jets.

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Houston.

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Houston.

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You're not a psycho.

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No, no.

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Or at least not that much.

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Well, let me mention while we're here, Pittsburgh and San Francisco are on the bye week.

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And there's no London game.

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So, the first noon game on Sunday will be the 2-6 New Orleans at 1-7 Carolina.

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Something's got to give here.

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I can't pick a clear winner just like right off the bat.

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Is it in Carolina?

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It's in Carolina.

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I'm going to go with Carolina just because they both suck.

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And I'm just going to give, I'm probably going to regret this, but Carolina, I'm going to

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say 22-13.

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Yeah, that looks pretty reasonable.

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I'll go 21-17, but I'm also picking Carolina.

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I don't know why I'm giving New Orleans 17 points because they...

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Well, Carolina's not that good defensively, so.

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True, true.

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I'm going to go with a four point game.

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That sounds reasonable.

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There are some shitty matchups this week.

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I know.

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Some of these seem real easy to pick, but those generally turn into a trap.

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Those are the ones that are tricky.

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Now, who was it again?

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Washington at Giants.

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At the Giants.

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I'm going to go with the commanders.

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They're going to be high off their, what the hell we won.

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Did we really win?

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Yes, we really won.

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I'm going to go 24-20.

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It's going to be a close game.

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Closer.

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Oops.

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I hit him a little backwards.

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There you go.

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24-20.

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I'm going to go 23-10.

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That's probably more like it, but oh well.

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I'm sticking to it.

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I don't know how I come up with 23.

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That's got to be some field work.

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I'm going to go with 23-10.

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I'm going to go with 23-10.

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I'm going to go with 23-10.

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I'm going to go with 23-10.

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I'm going to go with 23-10.

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I'm going to go with 23-10.

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That's probably more like it, but oh well.

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I'm sticking to it.

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I don't know how I come up with 23.

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That's got to be some field work.

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I always do that too.

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I always count in like maybe a safety and a field goal.

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I mean pretty much any score is possible other than one.

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Well, no, no, no.

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I was going to do a game coming up.

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I'm going to do a game one to nothing because it sucks so bad.

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The reason is this right here.

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There is a one-point safety.

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Oh wow.

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Look it up.

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Everything has to fall in line.

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It's only been done once and it wasn't the NFL yet.

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Oh, I can't wait to see what a game that is.

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It will happen one day.

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Who knows when.

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Let's hope.

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That'll be fun.

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Oh gosh.

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You have to make all the highlight reels.

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Oh yeah.

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Next game, two and five Miami at six and two Buffalo.

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Vision rivals.

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They know each other well.

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Buffalo is going to win, but it's going to be really, really close and not Tucker.

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I can see this definitely being close.

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Thirty-two, thirty-one.

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Buffalo inches it out.

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Oh, that one was pretty.

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I'm glad we're under a little bit of an overhang here.

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I am too, but now all of a sudden the spray is coming in really bad.

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Oh well.

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You know what?

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We have electronics here.

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We're safe.

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We're ungrounded and ready to be electrocuted.

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Yeah, and electronics are wet.

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We're fine.

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We're fine.

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Let me find something metal to put my lips on or something.

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Oh, that's what I was thinking.

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There's a metal pole behind me.

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I think I'm going to lean on it.

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Oh yeah.

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That would be a great idea.

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That will conduct all the electricity and leave me alone.

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I guess I've got to make a prediction here.

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28 to 14 Buffalo.

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Now it looks good.

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All right.

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Next up, four and three Los Angeles Chargers at the two and six Cleveland Browns who are

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suddenly a little more to be taken seriously.

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Wow.

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The Rams still have a pretty good pass rush.

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James, James Winston.

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No, this is the Chargers at Cleveland.

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Oh, it's the Chargers.

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Oh, okay.

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I might have said Rams, but LA Chargers.

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I'm going to go with the Rams.

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They're going to stop by and win.

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Yeah.

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They're going to swing down from Seattle.

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They're like, okay.

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Whoa.

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That one was scary.

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Yeah, it was.

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Chargers.

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Yeah, Chargers.

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No, 23 to 17.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to go with the other way.

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I'm going to go Cleveland 17-10.

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I'm not really sure.

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I really entertain taking Cleveland.

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I'm giving Cleveland's defense quite the challenge there to hold the Chargers to 10 points.

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00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,520
I still think the Rams are going to win.

277
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,520
They're playing Seattle, aren't they?

278
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,520
Yes.

279
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520
Okay.

280
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,520
Anyhow, go ahead.

281
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,520
So 17-10 Cleveland.

282
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,520
You're picking the Chargers 23-17.

283
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520
Okay.

284
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,640
That's going to be one of the games.

285
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,640
I like it.

286
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,640
Oh, hey.

287
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,040
What were our scores last week?

288
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,040
Oh, yeah.

289
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,400
Last week, you missed six and I missed five.

290
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,000
So pretty close.

291
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000
Pretty close.

292
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000
We're both suck.

293
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000
Yeah.

294
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,840
We missed, each missed five the week before, so we're doing about how much we need.

295
00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:44,840
We're staying on par.

296
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:45,840
We're pretty consistently bad.

297
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:50,400
Hey, you know, you're hitting two out of three in baseball.

298
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,400
You're pretty awesome.

299
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,400
Dang it, those guys turn around three times.

300
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:56,760
I kept trying to get their attention to come over here and talk.

301
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,760
Oh well.

302
00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,760
Yeah.

303
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:02,200
Well, we are kind of sketchy looking, so.

304
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200
I think they're undercover.

305
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200
Oh, that could be.

306
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:09,880
Anyhow, go ahead.

307
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,560
Next up, two and six New England at one and six Tennessee.

308
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:14,560
Okay.

309
00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,560
Is this the one to nothing game?

310
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,560
Yes.

311
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:22,360
Oh no, it's going to be a tie, one-one.

312
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,400
That's even better.

313
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,400
Yeah.

314
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:32,200
Okay, I'm going to say 23-2-10, the paint-free Rocks, or we're going to get one.

315
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200
Yeah.

316
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,640
Hey, they won two now.

317
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,640
Might as well go for three.

318
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,920
Might as well.

319
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,840
Even at home, I don't think Tennessee's got a chance.

320
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:46,640
Yeah, I'm going to go 23-7.

321
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,960
Yeah, is May Drake still playing or do you know?

322
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,600
No, I think May is out with an injury.

323
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,800
Oh, that's right.

324
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,800
It's Bursett again?

325
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,800
Yeah.

326
00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,320
Okay, yeah, Bursett's good enough to beat those guys.

327
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,320
Yeah.

328
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,920
All right.

329
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:11,080
Next up is three and four Dallas at three and five and three Atlanta.

330
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,520
I'm going to put my glasses on for this.

331
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,920
I'm reading my own handwriting.

332
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:21,840
Okay, three and four Dallas at five and three Atlanta.

333
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,040
Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins.

334
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,600
Is he going to have that immaculate game or is he going to suck?

335
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,360
I mean, you're going to get one or the other.

336
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,160
I kind of think that Cousins is going to do okay at home against Dallas, who is clearly

337
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,160
reeling.

338
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:41,960
Yeah, I'm going to say 32-22 and I'm going to put Atlanta on top.

339
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,960
All right.

340
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,360
Yeah, Atlanta can score some points.

341
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,360
Yeah.

342
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,360
That's for sure.

343
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:55,760
I'll go Atlanta 27-17 Dallas.

344
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:56,760
Sounds reasonable.

345
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,760
Yeah.

346
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:02,760
I kind of see Dallas having a lot of games where they come back late to put it within

347
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,400
a score, but that's as far as they get.

348
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,400
I see that.

349
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,400
I kind of see that happening.

350
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,400
Yeah.

351
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,320
All right.

352
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:18,400
Next up, Las Vegas two and six at Cincinnati three and five.

353
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:23,040
A couple of teams whose seasons are basically over.

354
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,400
It's at Cincy?

355
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,400
At Cincy.

356
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,320
Okay, that's easy.

357
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,320
Cincy 24-17.

358
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:35,120
Yeah, I think I have to go to Cincy at home as well.

359
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,120
Even though they're not that great a team, they're not the Raiders.

360
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,920
Yeah, Vegas will find a way to shoot themselves in the foot.

361
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920
Oh, yeah, yeah.

362
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,920
Some penalties.

363
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920
Yeah.

364
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,440
He has a recipe to defeat Joe Burrow now.

365
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,440
Yeah.

366
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,640
He gave everybody that because he's a good guy.

367
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,880
What a tool bag, huh?

368
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,360
A little overconfidence there.

369
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,360
Hey, you want to say anything?

370
00:13:55,360 --> 00:14:00,160
No one's entitled to my opinion.

371
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,160
I like that.

372
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,560
That's a great one.

373
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,240
Nobody's entitled to his opinion.

374
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240
That's fine.

375
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240
Yeah.

376
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240
I get it.

377
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,320
That's a nice way to say mind your business.

378
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:15,160
I'm going to go Cincinnati 27-12.

379
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,960
Okay.

380
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:22,680
It could either be four field goals or a touchdown and a missed two point conversion.

381
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,680
I like that.

382
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,680
I like that.

383
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:29,040
That's a good one for Las Vegas because 12 is kind of a ridiculous score to get.

384
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,640
That sounds about right for Vegas.

385
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,640
Yeah.

386
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,720
I'm looking to Vegas to be kind of the punching bag the rest of the season.

387
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,720
Oh, I can't wait to watch.

388
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,720
Yeah.

389
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,720
Yeah.

390
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,200
Cleveland no longer is such a punching bag.

391
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200
Yeah.

392
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:45,720
Now you've got Carolina, maybe Jacksonville, and Las Vegas.

393
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,720
Yeah.

394
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:51,560
You know what I think would be funny if someone hired a dwarf to punch Antonio Pierce in the

395
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,560
nuts?

396
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:56,840
He's on the sideline all of a sudden this dwarf runs out and like, I don't know, what

397
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,840
kind of costume?

398
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840
Darth Vader.

399
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,840
Because that's a Raider thing.

400
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840
Yeah.

401
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:10,120
He runs up there, does the boxing.

402
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,160
Oh yeah, the rope and dope.

403
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160
Yeah, the rope and dope.

404
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,160
And then takes off.

405
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,280
Or he could, oh, like the speed bag.

406
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,280
The speed bag, yeah.

407
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,640
That's what I'm talking about, the speed bag.

408
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,600
Or you can be like Steven Seagal and have one of your flippy flappy flights where you

409
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,640
just like basically slapping like a kitten.

410
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,640
Yeah.

411
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,800
And that was Van Damme did the Underworld split.

412
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800
Yes.

413
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,800
Yeah.

414
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,840
I still cannot unsee that.

415
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:42,660
And I've been watching some videos by this guy called Space Ice and he does movie reviews

416
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,560
of bad movies.

417
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,540
Every Seagal movie, every Uwe Boll movie.

418
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,540
They deserved it everywhere.

419
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:51,480
Oh my, and it's hilarious as hell.

420
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,160
You look up Space Ice.

421
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,840
He's cussing really good movie reviews.

422
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,920
I will definitely do that.

423
00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:01,160
And it's so funny, he cusses like crazy, but he always bleeps himself.

424
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,160
That's even better.

425
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,160
It makes it funnier.

426
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,160
That's even better.

427
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:09,720
I always love it when they used to do the uncensored when they didn't need it.

428
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,720
Yeah.

429
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:15,400
They say just like house and they bleep and it sounds like they're cussing.

430
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,400
Yeah.

431
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,600
I've seen other ones where they'll say like fucking shit and then bleep it out when they

432
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:25,320
say crap.

433
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,320
So creative.

434
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,320
Yes.

435
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,320
Alright, well we got that one squared away.

436
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:35,560
The last of the noon games, 5 and 3 Denver at 5 and 3 Baltimore.

437
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,160
I think Denver's going to ride them hard.

438
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:44,040
And Baltimore's going to be extremely irritated though.

439
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,040
Yes.

440
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:51,840
So, I'm almost tempted to go with Denver, but I don't think they're quite there yet.

441
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,360
I don't think they're quite there yet.

442
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,880
They're improving but not quickly.

443
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,680
There's a steady improvement.

444
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:02,280
Yeah, so I'm going to go with the Ravens.

445
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,680
27 to 24.

446
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,880
That should be a fun game.

447
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,960
Yeah, that's going to be a good game to watch.

448
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,080
I'm going to go with Denver in an upset.

449
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,080
I almost did.

450
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:21,400
Even though Baltimore's at home and they've got every reason to play angry this week, I

451
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,800
think Denver's going to come in.

452
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,800
And trip them up?

453
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800
Yeah.

454
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,600
And I think it's going to be pretty decisive.

455
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:35,480
I'm going to go Denver 27, Baltimore 13.

456
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:40,720
I think I just got this feeling Denver's going to go in there and, pardon the expression,

457
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,720
manhandle them.

458
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:47,320
I'm not exactly sure of the origin of that expression, so if it's something disgusting

459
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,320
and crude, I apologize.

460
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,920
It's just like piss elm and piss ants came from something.

461
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,000
Piss ants is actually a breed of ants, a very small one, called the piss ant.

462
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,120
It's one word instead of piss ant.

463
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,120
It's piss ant.

464
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:06,200
And then piss elm is the name of an elm tree that did not get Dutch elm disease.

465
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200
Oh, wow.

466
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,760
Yeah, and that's why they go, oh, just a bunch of piss elms.

467
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,680
They're the elms that don't die when they get the disease.

468
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,680
Cool.

469
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,680
Yeah.

470
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:20,000
There's also a French word that is just like piss ant, except you stick a U in there after

471
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
the P. Yeah, that's right.

472
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:27,200
And it means having a quick mind, quick on the uptake, learning quickly.

473
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,200
Yeah.

474
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200
Is it poisson?

475
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200
Poisson.

476
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,200
Yeah.

477
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200
Yeah.

478
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
Yeah.

479
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:38,080
Well, I mean, it was never used on me, so I don't know.

480
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,000
And we all know the origin expression of not having a pot to piss in.

481
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Yeah.

482
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Go ahead.

483
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
What is it?

484
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
No.

485
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:52,640
It used to be that if nothing else, you could sell your urine because there were chemicals

486
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360
in it that could be used for other things.

487
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,680
You know, there's ammonia and there's some various things.

488
00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,160
And that means that you're so broke that you don't even have a pot to piss in to get money

489
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,160
for your urine.

490
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,160
Yep.

491
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,160
Oh, I like that.

492
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,920
So as people used to sell their urine if they had nothing else to sell, that's what the

493
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,240
meaning of piss poor.

494
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,240
Oh, wow.

495
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,200
You're so poor you have to sell your piss.

496
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,000
And then if you're even poorer than that, you don't have a pot to piss in.

497
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,480
So you can't sell your piss.

498
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,480
Wow.

499
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,480
Yeah.

500
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,480
Different degrees.

501
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480
Yeah.

502
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,120
It's one of those expressions where it really means exactly what it says.

503
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,120
This also gets me too.

504
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,560
In Europe, there's a big fad.

505
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,320
I don't know if it still goes on, but if they used to love a band, they'd throw jugs of

506
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,320
piss at them.

507
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,320
Yes.

508
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,400
And that meant that we couldn't go use the bathroom.

509
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400
They're too good.

510
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400
Yeah.

511
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400
And imagine that.

512
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400
If they love us, I'm drenched in piss.

513
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:43,440
I'd be okay if they loved us from way over there.

514
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,560
It's like, look, how about you love us by a t-shirt?

515
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,560
Yeah.

516
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,560
Don't piss at me.

517
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560
Yeah.

518
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,560
Yeah.

519
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,160
Human urine is not something I want to be drenched in.

520
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,160
No.

521
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:59,040
Although I did go to high school with a guy who did enjoy that, oddly enough.

522
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,320
We used to piss on each other, oddly enough.

523
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,640
That's a me and Davey thing.

524
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:09,440
The only people who peed on me were my own kids when I was changing their diapers.

525
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440
That's different.

526
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
Yeah.

527
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,480
Anybody who's changed a little boy's diaper has gotten peed on.

528
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,480
Oh, no.

529
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,640
We'd be like, hey, man, I got to take a piss.

530
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,760
They can start pissing on their leg.

531
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Yeah.

532
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:26,400
You learn as a parent when you take that dirty diaper off, you put something right over the

533
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,760
danger zone in case a kid decides to pee.

534
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,880
News remind me of something really funny.

535
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,320
A long time ago, I was trashed.

536
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,320
Imagine that.

537
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,320
Okay?

538
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,800
Anyhow, I got to go to the urinal.

539
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,800
I'm stumbling over there.

540
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,520
Everybody at the table is probably shaking their head.

541
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,520
No, no.

542
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,600
Not again.

543
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,600
I can barely walk.

544
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,600
I'm wobbling.

545
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,600
I get into the stall.

546
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,800
You ever have your aim completely off?

547
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,800
Oh, God, yes.

548
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

549
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,800
I couldn't tell.

550
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,800
I was so drunk.

551
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,560
Well, someone on the other side was taking a dump.

552
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:03,720
My aim was just right straight at the corner crack of the two urinals.

553
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,720
I was sitting there.

554
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,200
It all of a sudden I hear, hey, you're pissing on me.

555
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,640
Oh, my God.

556
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,840
So I straighten up for a minute and I piss as hard as I can.

557
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,840
Just, it's hurting.

558
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,520
Just to get the hell out of there.

559
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,520
You want to be out poor.

560
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,520
He did.

561
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,520
Yeah, yes.

562
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,520
Because I was afraid he was going to be like, motherfucker.

563
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,520
I was trashed.

564
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,120
I could not have defended myself.

565
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:30,160
I'd just been like, all right, what my ass going at?

566
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,880
Remember the old Bijou Theater in Westport?

567
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,240
Yeah.

568
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,200
Back in the 70s, early 80s, they were playing the Rocky Horror Picture Show there on the

569
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,200
weekends at midnight.

570
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200
I remember that.

571
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,200
I used to go down there a lot for that.

572
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,360
They used to have all the stuff that they threw out.

573
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,640
Yeah, yeah.

574
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:52,720
I remember getting there once and I was so trashed that I passed out in the bathroom.

575
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,060
And the guy came in and woke me up and said, hey, man, you really don't want to fall asleep

576
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:57,920
in the men's room around here.

577
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:04,720
That reminds me of the old Lone Star in Westport right next to Buzzer Beach.

578
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,720
Yeah.

579
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,560
I was there watching a metal show, something like that.

580
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,760
And it was probably late 80s.

581
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,080
Guy walks in right behind me, really tall guy.

582
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080
Yeah.

583
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,360
He just falls down.

584
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,680
They had the trough urinals, the ones that go all the way to the ground.

585
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,680
Yeah.

586
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,680
Yeah.

587
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,680
They had the really tall trough ones.

588
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,680
OK.

589
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,200
He fell down with his nose right next to the urinal.

590
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,800
And I kept trying to wake him up.

591
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800
He wouldn't wake up.

592
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,080
So I just went out there after I got done pissing and splashing all over him.

593
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,320
I'm like, nothing I can do, buddy.

594
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,680
Yeah, no kidding.

595
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:40,240
Because you never went to the stall there because there's like piles.

596
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,240
Yes.

597
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,840
Piles in there on top of piles.

598
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:44,840
Yes.

599
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,840
And toilet paper everywhere.

600
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,440
So I'm like, well, he's just going to get some splash back.

601
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440
Yeah.

602
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,280
I went out there and went to Gilligan, the guy we call Gilligan.

603
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,760
And then we found out his name really was Gilligan.

604
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,720
We called him Gilligan because he looked like Gilligan.

605
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,720
Wow.

606
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,480
He'll always be running around there doing something.

607
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,880
He's kind of like a handyman kind of guy.

608
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,880
Yeah.

609
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880
Hey, go back here.

610
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,880
Take this to Sowing Sower.

611
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,880
Production assistant.

612
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
Yes, production assistant.

613
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,760
And I went to Gilligan, who actually was Gilligan.

614
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,760
We found out years later and told him, hey, there's a guy in there passed out right next

615
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,760
to the urinal.

616
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,560
You might want to go check on him.

617
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,640
And he was like, rolled his eyes.

618
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,640
Fuck.

619
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,640
Yeah.

620
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,640
Anyhow, yeah.

621
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,640
It probably happened a few times, sounds like.

622
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,640
Anyhow.

623
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,640
Yeah.

624
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,640
I'm not going to start.

625
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,640
There's a lot of shit that happened there.

626
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,640
I'm not going to talk about it.

627
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,640
Oh yeah.

628
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,640
Yeah.

629
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,640
A lot of stuff that they could got closed down on too.

630
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,640
Oh yeah.

631
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,440
Oh, they had an after party one night after three.

632
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,640
I can say this now.

633
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,640
Yeah.

634
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,500
Because they're closed down.

635
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,240
They locked all the doors and all of us that knew each other was in there.

636
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240
And a lot of other things happened.

637
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,920
I'm not going to go into, but it was nuts.

638
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,920
It's like, wait, wait a minute.

639
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,920
Three o'clock and they locked the doors on us.

640
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,920
They're like, party!

641
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,920
Anyhow.

642
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,920
I.

643
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,920
Allegedly.

644
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,560
Once a band I was in played a club in Iola, Kansas.

645
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560
Oh, I remember.

646
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560
Yeah, I know what that is.

647
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,560
Yeah.

648
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,560
Well, the wife of the bass player was from Iola.

649
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
Oh, that's why.

650
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,980
So we went there.

651
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:15,240
And then after we finished, tore down, loaded out, we went back in to get paid and we just

652
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,280
kind of had our own after party there.

653
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:22,400
And we stuck around for about an hour and a half with everyone drinking.

654
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:29,800
And the cops were outside because they saw our vehicles out there and they knew there

655
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,800
were people still inside.

656
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:35,480
And our singer had parked on the wrong side of the street.

657
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,360
So the cop waited until he came out, got in the car, started it up and started to pull

658
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,080
away and stopped him right then.

659
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,460
Said, you're driving on the wrong side of the road.

660
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,460
Get out.

661
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,460
We're doing a blood alcohol check.

662
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:49,980
And he was he was over the limit.

663
00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:54,120
So the cops sat there and waited until he got in the car and started it and started

664
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,120
to drive.

665
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,120
Oh, man.

666
00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,760
So that shows he was looking to bust him, not looking to prevent a drunk driver.

667
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:05,200
He was willing to let the guy get in the car and drive drunk as long as he could then bust

668
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,200
him.

669
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,200
What does Dickhead do?

670
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,480
Isn't their job to prevent crimes when possible?

671
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:14,000
I think if the guy if the if your bandmate had enough money, he could have fought that

672
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,400
in court as entrapment.

673
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:22,360
He did get a lawyer because, you know, he came back home to, you know, Overland Park

674
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:26,480
or wherever he lived.

675
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,160
His lawyer just said, you know, pay it, pay it.

676
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,640
Just pay, pay, pay, pay, get out of it.

677
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,640
Get out of it.

678
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,640
Yeah.

679
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,640
So it screwed up his license for about six months.

680
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,880
You know, we had to go pick him up all the time.

681
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:44,120
But then after like a year or so, it dropped off his insurance and dropped off his license.

682
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:47,360
So he yeah, that's a good one.

683
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,840
So he kind of got out OK on that.

684
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,840
But yeah.

685
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:51,840
Yeah.

686
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,320
Anyways, after a lot of money.

687
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,600
Oh, there was a well known some people will probably know this because we have a lot of

688
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,200
listeners in Kansas City.

689
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Yep.

690
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,080
There used to be this bar down there.

691
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,680
Well, is it still there?

692
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,680
I think it might still be there.

693
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,680
I'm not for sure.

694
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,400
I'm not going to say yeah or no.

695
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400
It might still be there.

696
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,400
They used to have the cocaine hatch.

697
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,400
It was in the bathroom.

698
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,400
Oh, yeah.

699
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,920
And you would go over to the corner and you know where you can hit the wall and it would

700
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,920
loosen up just a little bit.

701
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,920
You get that latch, open it up and then they have all the accessories for doing a bump.

702
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:30,520
I believe you're lucky enough, the guy before you left some accidentally.

703
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,520
Go ahead.

704
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,080
There was a bar like that in KCK.

705
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080
We played once.

706
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,320
It was run by a couple of brothers who are also in a band called Family Jewels.

707
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,320
I don't know if you ever heard of them.

708
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,320
Yeah.

709
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,240
They bought this club and they occasionally played there, but mostly had other bands play.

710
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,880
Actually, I think this club was run by brothers also.

711
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,880
Yeah.

712
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,280
They sold cocaine out of the bathroom there pretty much all the time.

713
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,480
I think you could buy it there too from some of the staff, but I wasn't really into that

714
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,840
scene too much so I didn't really worry about it.

715
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:03,880
I just remember all night long there were people skinning along between the stage and

716
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:08,080
the wall, slide along the side just to get to the bathroom and then coming out rubbing

717
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080
their noses.

718
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,080
Oh.

719
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,080
All night long.

720
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,080
Yeah.

721
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080
I saw plenty of that.

722
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,080
Yeah.

723
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:20,120
Then another time I was at another bar downtown and I was trying to get in the bathroom, but

724
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,040
someone was holding it shut and I was drunker than hell.

725
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040
I kicked the door.

726
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,880
I kicked it so hard, the guy with glasses holding it hit him and it like scuffed him

727
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,240
up and he started bleeding.

728
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,240
Oh, God.

729
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,000
There was five people in there doing coke.

730
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,360
I ordered all of them out of there and they left.

731
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,360
I said, everyone you motherfuckers, get out of here.

732
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,360
They fucking left.

733
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:42,960
About that time the bouncer comes up and I'm in their piss and he goes, what happened?

734
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,600
I said, the motherfuckers are doing coke and I told them all to leave.

735
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,280
He said, you told all five of those to leave and they left?

736
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Yeah.

737
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,280
He goes, fuck them.

738
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,280
I'm going to throw them out.

739
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,280
That's awesome.

740
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,280
See, it was funny.

741
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280
He threw them out.

742
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280
Me?

743
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,280
If these guys had any integrity at all, they would have beat my ass and left me there.

744
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,280
There's five of them.

745
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,680
I don't care how big of pussies you are.

746
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,680
There's five of them.

747
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,800
There's one bar I played, the last story, I promise.

748
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,960
One bar I played where during one of the breaks.

749
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,480
Oh, we could do this all night.

750
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480
Go ahead.

751
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480
I know.

752
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,440
The singer tried to go to use the bathroom and he said, man, the door is locked.

753
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,480
I waited and waited, but man, it's just locked.

754
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,480
It's just staying locked.

755
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,240
Whoever's in there is taking a long time.

756
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,000
Our lead guitarist was in there banging his girlfriend.

757
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
He locked the door so they could finish.

758
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,560
I remember when I used to have to like piss and try to look forward just for privacy.

759
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,400
I've seen that a few times.

760
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:42,000
I don't think I could ever get desperate enough sex that I do it in a public bathroom.

761
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,800
No, I would find some other, I don't care if it's out in the bushes, some other place

762
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,200
besides there.

763
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,040
Like concerts, you see that all the time.

764
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,040
I know.

765
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,840
There's a lot of drugs and alcohol involved.

766
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,840
No one cared.

767
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,280
Or then chicks would just go in and start pissing in the men's bathroom.

768
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,480
They'd jump up on the sink and start pissing.

769
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,840
The guys didn't care.

770
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,840
They're not washing their hands.

771
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Oh, chicks.

772
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,840
Oh, okay, cool.

773
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,600
They're going to watch.

774
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:11,440
Then you've got the pervs that stand around there.

775
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,480
So anyhow, weren't we doing a sports show?

776
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,480
I think so.

777
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,360
I think we're up to the first of the three o'clock games.

778
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:23,720
Oh man, anytime a squirrel runs by, we're like, whoa.

779
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,720
We are the squirrels.

780
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Yeah, go ahead.

781
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,720
All right.

782
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,440
Four and three Chicago at four and four Arizona.

783
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,440
Wow, this is an intriguing one.

784
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:39,520
Does it matter that the Arizona Cardinals a long time ago used to be the Chicago Cardinals?

785
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,520
No, I don't think it matters.

786
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,680
Most people don't know that.

787
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,680
Rain stopped.

788
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,680
Wow.

789
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,240
Just all of a sudden.

790
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,240
It's still dark.

791
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,240
Yeah.

792
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,880
Still looks like it's going to rain.

793
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,880
Probably more coming.

794
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,880
Probably.

795
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,880
Okay.

796
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,440
I'm going to go with the Cardinals.

797
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,200
It's a home game for them.

798
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,200
Yeah.

799
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,880
From four to 18.

800
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,400
I like that score.

801
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400
I like that.

802
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,680
Somebody scored 18 last week.

803
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,120
Who scored 18 last week?

804
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,840
Yeah, that's what I'm going by.

805
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,600
Washington scored 18 last week.

806
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,640
Yeah, that's because they didn't have to kick the point after.

807
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,640
True.

808
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,640
All right.

809
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,120
I'm going to go Chicago.

810
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,720
23-20.

811
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,200
Okay.

812
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:31,280
I think right now the quarterbacks of the two teams really don't play like each other,

813
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,520
but they're kind of in the same position.

814
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:39,120
They're young and they're being asked to step it up and fulfill their potential.

815
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:45,520
Caleb Williams has way more room and opportunity, so much more of his career ahead of him.

816
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,520
I agree.

817
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,720
But Kyler Murray's like, I think he really has to perform this year.

818
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Yeah, to stay on track and get the contract.

819
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:58,560
If he has a good year this year, he can have a mediocre year next year and still get another

820
00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,560
contract.

821
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,840
If he has a bad year this year, next year he's got to shine.

822
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,560
Yeah, he's got to really do it.

823
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,560
You see that guy's umbrella?

824
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,560
It has a middle finger on it.

825
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,400
Look, look at the back.

826
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,640
I know you can't see it from the front, but look.

827
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640
Pretty awesome.

828
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,880
I didn't notice what it was.

829
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,400
I just thought it was some picture.

830
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,960
For everybody up in the buildings looking out the windows and people walking by.

831
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,440
It's like the really hardened people that have the middle finger for the cops up in

832
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,440
there.

833
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:31,320
Yeah, back in the 70s they used to be able to paint that on the top of your van.

834
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,240
So the police helicopter would flip off.

835
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,080
You would see the middle finger.

836
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,040
I don't understand why it keeps getting stopped.

837
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,480
There's a public tram.

838
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,880
It's like a giant ski lift.

839
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,800
It goes from way down low by the river in Portland all the way up to the top of the

840
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,960
hill, which is called Hospital Hill.

841
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:54,040
It really saves a ton on traffic because you have to drive all around the mountain to get

842
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040
to where it is.

843
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,040
A lot of people didn't like the tram going over their houses to go up to the top.

844
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:03,440
This one guy painted a great big middle finger on his roof.

845
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,760
So everybody, men, women, children, everybody gets to see that and there's not a thing they

846
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,260
can do about it.

847
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,260
Not one thing.

848
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,260
That's funny.

849
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:14,260
Oh, oh, oh, football.

850
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:16,260
Oh yeah.

851
00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:28,040
All right, so Jacksonville, two and six at Philadelphia, five and two.

852
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,040
At Philly.

853
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,040
At Philly.

854
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,640
Jacksonville is playing very well, but I still got to go with Philly.

855
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,640
I think they can handle them.

856
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,640
34, 24.

857
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,640
34, 24.

858
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,800
All righty.

859
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800
I'm also going to go with Philly.

860
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:50,040
I'm going to go with 31 to 17.

861
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,040
Sounds good.

862
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,400
We're both pretty much on the same thought.

863
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,400
Yeah.

864
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,400
All right.

865
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:01,200
Next up, Los Angeles Rams at three and four at Seattle four and four.

866
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,600
Division rivals.

867
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,240
Nobody really wants this division.

868
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,440
No, each one of them is trying to give it away.

869
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Yes.

870
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,080
I think the yin and yang Seattle is going to get this one.

871
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,080
Would be surprised.

872
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,080
17, 14.

873
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,080
Nice.

874
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:24,320
I'm going to go Rams this time.

875
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,800
21, 17.

876
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,240
Okay.

877
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:35,560
I could see either one going like that and I would not be a bit surprised.

878
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:41,920
Rams have got two receivers back, one the tight end Pua Naku'a and then a blanking on

879
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,320
the other guy, wide receiver.

880
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,560
I think that's going to open up their offense quite a bit.

881
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:52,960
Pua Naku'a was like, he set a record for how many receptions as a rookie, didn't he?

882
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,960
Yeah, he did.

883
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960
As a rookie tight end.

884
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,240
He was something else.

885
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:02,200
I think his stat came up the other day when it was the Bowers for the Raiders.

886
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,200
That guy's on fire.

887
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,200
Yeah, he is.

888
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,200
He's going to be there.

889
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,200
Yeah, he is.

890
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,200
Yeah.

891
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,200
Lovely.

892
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200
We got that to look forward to.

893
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,200
Yeah.

894
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,200
All right.

895
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,800
A little split there.

896
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,960
6-1 Detroit at 6-2 Green Bay.

897
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:23,240
Fight for the division.

898
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:28,280
In Green Bay, but the weather's not going to be a deal.

899
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,320
Has the Lambo Mystique kind of wore off?

900
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,120
I think it has.

901
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,360
I'm still going to go with Green Bay.

902
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,360
24-21.

903
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:43,520
That seems like a pretty reasonable score.

904
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,480
But you're probably going to pick Detroit.

905
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,520
Yeah, I'm going to pick Detroit.

906
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,160
I picked them to win the NFC and go to the Super Bowl, so I kind of have to stick with

907
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,160
them until they show me wrong.

908
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,640
Well, I think they could very well do that, but you know what?

909
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,080
I'm trying to go for an upset here and there.

910
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,080
Yeah, me too.

911
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,080
Because we know there's going to be upsets.

912
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,480
I'm trying to pick that one, and I think this might be it.

913
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480
Yeah.

914
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,600
I mean, if it is an upset, I think it would be.

915
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,600
It would be.

916
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,560
I think Detroit's got the advantage here.

917
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,560
Yeah.

918
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:16,200
But I'm still going to go Detroit 30-21.

919
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:20,480
All right, sounds reasonable.

920
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:27,600
All right, Sunday night, 4-4 Indy at 5-2 Minnesota.

921
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:33,400
Minnesota, they've got to get back on the winning track.

922
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,400
Lost two in a row.

923
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,480
Yeah, they were eyeballing the home field advantage, and now they're looking up.

924
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,480
Yeah.

925
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,440
Sam Darnold's got to bounce back too.

926
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,280
I mean, he's had good games, but just not good enough to win.

927
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:52,520
I'm going to go ahead and go Minnesota, and I'm going to give it probably 20-14.

928
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,520
All righty.

929
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,640
Yeah, it's an interesting division.

930
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:06,960
You got Detroit at 6-1, Green Bay at 6-2, Minnesota at 5-2, and then Chicago at 4-3.

931
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,440
Every team has a winning record.

932
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440
Yeah, yeah.

933
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,440
Isn't that something?

934
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,440
It is.

935
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,320
And then you have the West.

936
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,000
They're just like, everyone's trying to give it to the other person.

937
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah, AFC South.

938
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Oh, yeah, that's horrible.

939
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,480
Whoever comes out of that's a one and done.

940
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,040
Well, Houston is the class there.

941
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,040
Well, Houston, that's right.

942
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,040
Yeah.

943
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,760
Yeah, well, Houston's out of there, and they're probably not going to be a one and done.

944
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,680
Yeah, but with Jacksonville and Tennessee in your division, hey.

945
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

946
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,560
They're only saving graces.

947
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,600
Both of them traditionally play them very rough.

948
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,600
True, true.

949
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,120
But anyhow, it doesn't mean they will.

950
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,160
I'm going to pick Indian and upset.

951
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,600
Wow, okay.

952
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,280
I think, I've just got a feeling Minnesota's offense is going to struggle.

953
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,280
They've started to show some-

954
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,160
They're saying they're coming back to earth.

955
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,880
They're starting to, yeah, they're showing some cracks, I think.

956
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:03,200
They are showing cracks, and you're probably right about that, but anyhow.

957
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,240
I'm going to go 20 to 13, Indy.

958
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,280
Low scoring game.

959
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,600
If that happens, that's the way it's going to happen.

960
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,680
And then the last game, the Monday night football, which, you know, since all the games are fixed,

961
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,040
we should all bet on the cheese on this one, right?

962
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,040
Yes, yes.

963
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,880
And that's why you don't.

964
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,880
Yes.

965
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,040
If all the money's going one way, be aware.

966
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,040
Yep.

967
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,920
All right, four and four Tampa Bay at seven and oh Kansas City.

968
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,200
KC's going eight and oh.

969
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,200
I think so.

970
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,880
But it's not going to be as easy as people think.

971
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,480
Mayfield always, always plays my home's tough.

972
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:49,320
Ever since the fable game, that 65 to 62 game, what is it, OU and-

973
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
Texas Tech.

974
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,320
Texas Tech, yeah.

975
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Yeah.

976
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:57,480
Ever since that fable game, I mean, Mayfield has always played his tough.

977
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,240
Even when he's in Cleveland, he played his tough.

978
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:04,200
That is pretty awesome when you've got a rivalry going back to college.

979
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,200
Yeah, this is-

980
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,200
That's awesome.

981
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,000
I mean, I wish he was in our division.

982
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,720
Wouldn't that be nice to see twice a year, those two after each other?

983
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,480
So who would sign it?

984
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,480
Raiders could use them.

985
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,280
Yeah, I think the Raiders would take them right now.

986
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,280
Tampa's not going to let them go.

987
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,120
They paid them a lot of money to be their quarterback for the interment.

988
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120
That's going to happen.

989
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,400
That's going to stay.

990
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,920
And also, they're probably eyeballing him teaching someone younger.

991
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,640
Yeah, he would be a good mentor.

992
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,320
Yeah, in a year or two.

993
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,560
Whenever they find that guy in the draft, they think they can get.

994
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,960
That's when it's going to be.

995
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,760
So by that time, you'll have your five years up if they sign you two and then there.

996
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,600
So okay, it's going to be close.

997
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,080
And I think that my home's, I mean, even though they have really good defense, I think my

998
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,680
home's going to crack out of this one a little bit.

999
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,920
So I'm going to go to 32 to 24.

1000
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,920
Chief!

1001
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
Yes.

1002
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:01,680
It's worth mentioning that the Chiefs just signed another pass rusher from the Patriots.

1003
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,680
Yes, they did.

1004
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,680
Uche.

1005
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,680
Uche.

1006
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,680
He's supposed to be really good at getting in.

1007
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:10,800
He may not, I mean, like Chris Jones, he should have more sacks, but he doesn't.

1008
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,600
And the reason is because they double and triple team him, but he's always in there.

1009
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,600
Yep.

1010
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,280
Other people are getting the opportunities because he's soaking up blockers.

1011
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:24,080
Yeah, he has those basketball size hands that he puts up in the air.

1012
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,280
And how a quarterback can throw when that guy's screaming or running at you, I don't

1013
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,280
know.

1014
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,280
I know.

1015
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,840
Yeah, so.

1016
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,280
I'm going to go Chiefs 33-21.

1017
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,440
Okay.

1018
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,000
Yeah, I think the Chiefs are going to break out a little bit this game.

1019
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,820
Deandre Hopkins is going to get worked in a lot more to the offense.

1020
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:49,040
At the very least, Tampa Bay is going to have to pay a lot of attention to him.

1021
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,040
Yeah.

1022
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,320
Kelsey had a good game, so they can't disregard that.

1023
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,440
The Tampa Bay defense can't.

1024
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,200
I can see Andy Reid, Steve Spagnolo mind game.

1025
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,200
Yes.

1026
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,000
For real, really confusing the Buccaneers, and it takes them until halftime to figure

1027
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,640
out what we're really doing.

1028
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,640
Yes.

1029
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,680
So I see the Chiefs getting up big in the first half and then coasting.

1030
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:22,280
And let's not leave out Spagnolo and his blitzes and disguised blitzes and his different coverage.

1031
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,280
Yeah.

1032
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,280
So.

1033
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,600
All right.

1034
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,880
I can see all those happening above.

1035
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,880
That's our schedule.

1036
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880
Okay.

1037
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,520
So we go into some bullet points.

1038
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:37,920
The first one we already did, Deandre Hopkins posted a tweet at the conclusion of last season's

1039
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,920
Super Bowl.

1040
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,600
He was compilary towards Mahomes, and we said, yeah, that makes a difference.

1041
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,720
That's why Tyreek isn't on our team, and he is.

1042
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,720
Probably, well, one of the reasons.

1043
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,720
One of the reasons, yeah.

1044
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:50,720
Okay.

1045
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:56,160
Going along that line, the offensive system, how important is it that the player traded

1046
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:01,600
for is familiar with the system, or does overall talent win out with the thought that talent

1047
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,800
will catch on quickly?

1048
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:04,800
Wow.

1049
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:09,040
Generally speaking, I think if you're familiar with the offense and team, that helps quite

1050
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,040
a bit.

1051
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,040
Yes.

1052
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:16,280
I think the exceptions would be certain positions you can just do, like pass rusher.

1053
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,280
Yeah.

1054
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:22,040
I think there's a limited learning curve there before you can be effective on the field.

1055
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,040
Yeah.

1056
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:27,920
There's still more to learn, but I think with a little bit of the defense in mind, Uche

1057
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,080
can go out there and contribute this game.

1058
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,080
Well, Spagnolo already looked this guy up.

1059
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,080
Come on.

1060
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,080
Yeah.

1061
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,080
He's going to go out there and contribute this guy right here.

1062
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,080
Yeah.

1063
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,080
So go get him.

1064
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,080
Ooh, look.

1065
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,080
Starting again.

1066
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Oh, boy.

1067
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,080
Yep.

1068
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,080
Another one blows in.

1069
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,080
Yep.

1070
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,080
All right.

1071
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,080
We need the ring.

1072
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080
Yeah.

1073
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,080
We have a run for the car when we're done.

1074
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,080
Yeah.

1075
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:52,280
Me, on this particular question, I'm going half and half.

1076
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,280
We did see Hopkins come open a few times.

1077
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,280
That's true.

1078
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,280
That's true.

1079
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,680
He didn't have a spectacular game, but by all means, it was not a failure.

1080
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,680
No.

1081
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,480
I think that, yes, you have to know the offensive system, but I think the guy is very capable

1082
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,360
of getting open on his own.

1083
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,360
Yeah.

1084
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,360
Yeah.

1085
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,360
Just even game two with the Chiefs.

1086
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:13,080
I think Hopkins is very easily could be the leading receiver.

1087
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,080
Yeah.

1088
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,080
And I also, yeah, I could see that.

1089
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,080
And also his hands.

1090
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:24,080
His hands are so good and he's so tall that he can naturally get the ball when other people

1091
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,080
cannot.

1092
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,080
Let's hope he teaches some of his catching.

1093
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,080
Yeah.

1094
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,080
This one looks a little mean.

1095
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,080
He's going to set off some car alarms.

1096
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,080
Yeah.

1097
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,160
And maybe he could teach his catching skills to some of the other receivers, like Worthy.

1098
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,680
I think that that's part of the idea of this guy too.

1099
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680
Yeah.

1100
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,680
So, yeah.

1101
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,880
He seems like he's a worthy kind of receiver.

1102
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:43,880
Yeah.

1103
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,200
So he can say, look, you know, I did it.

1104
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,200
Here's how I did it.

1105
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Yeah.

1106
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200
Yeah.

1107
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,200
And I think that's also another, who you want on your team.

1108
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,200
Yeah.

1109
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,200
Yeah.

1110
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,200
So, all right.

1111
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,400
Right now, can't see sports media.

1112
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,280
Let's pretend the Royals are headed to the fall classic.

1113
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,960
Would they get the top story, the reigning champion chiefs with all the trades or a huge

1114
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,600
wins take the top slot?

1115
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,120
I'm going to say the chiefs still get the top slot.

1116
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,120
I think so too.

1117
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:19,720
I think with the recent successes of the chiefs, more so than the Royals, I think people would

1118
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,560
prefer to hear about the chiefs first.

1119
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,560
I do too.

1120
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,960
If the Royals like won the World Series, that would knock the chiefs off the page for a

1121
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,960
day.

1122
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,960
Yeah.

1123
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,000
And then when the parade was, that would be the story for the day.

1124
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,400
But yeah, we're turning into a football town, at least when football season is on, when

1125
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:42,360
it's just baseball season, you know, everyone wants to hear about the Royals every day.

1126
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,360
Yeah.

1127
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,560
Baseball shot themselves in the foot so many times they don't have a fucking foot left.

1128
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:52,520
So once again, they were my first love growing up.

1129
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,520
Yeah, me too.

1130
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,520
Yeah.

1131
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,520
I used to hit home runs and catch.

1132
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,120
I mean, it was just so fun.

1133
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,120
Yeah.

1134
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,480
And then it evolved into football for a couple of reasons.

1135
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,520
Number one, you get older and you get a little bit more cynical and you want to beat people

1136
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,520
up.

1137
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,520
It's more exciting.

1138
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,520
There's more action.

1139
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Yeah.

1140
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,520
But number two, baseball has let me down.

1141
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,520
Yeah.

1142
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,520
So.

1143
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,640
If baseball were to shorten the schedule, do you think they would take the games off

1144
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,640
the front or the back?

1145
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,640
The front.

1146
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,640
The front.

1147
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,640
Yeah.

1148
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,640
They make it.

1149
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,640
Start later in the year and still run into the football season.

1150
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:29,000
I think that would work out very well because it started in March.

1151
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,400
The weather's getting a little bit better.

1152
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,400
It would be a little bit more.

1153
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,920
But then again, that's why people go to Arizona too.

1154
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,920
True.

1155
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,920
Yeah.

1156
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,440
The warm weather states would certainly object to that.

1157
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Yeah.

1158
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,440
Although most of the people are watching.

1159
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Oh, that's a good one.

1160
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,440
That was fun.

1161
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,440
I think I pooed a little bit.

1162
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,440
I'm surprised there's not a car alarm.

1163
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,440
Not one car alarm was set off.

1164
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,440
That's weird.

1165
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Oh well.

1166
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,440
OK.

1167
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:54,440
This goes into this next question.

1168
00:44:54,440 --> 00:45:04,360
What jersey is more popular, Bobby Witt Jr. or Chris Jones?

1169
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,840
I'm going to say Bobby Witt right now.

1170
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,720
I'm going to say Bobby Witt too.

1171
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,960
The guy is a hell of a man.

1172
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,840
He is a future superstar.

1173
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,800
Let's hope the Royals can hang on to him.

1174
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,280
Well they signed him to a huge contract.

1175
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,280
They've done for like 10, 11 years.

1176
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,360
They could still trade him if things go bad.

1177
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,360
Oh yeah.

1178
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,360
That's true.

1179
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,360
That's true.

1180
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,360
Yeah.

1181
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,360
I think he's going to tip Salvi.

1182
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,360
Yeah.

1183
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,360
Everybody loves him.

1184
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,360
You've got to keep him.

1185
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,360
Yeah, you have to.

1186
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,360
He should retire as a Royale.

1187
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,360
He really should.

1188
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,360
I think he's going to.

1189
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,360
I hope so.

1190
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,360
I mean he's still there, still doing a great job.

1191
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,360
Why not?

1192
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,360
Maybe even make his home here after he finishes playing.

1193
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,360
I can see that.

1194
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,360
He really does.

1195
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,360
He's in Brasile City.

1196
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,360
I mean he's from somewhere.

1197
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,360
Brazil maybe?

1198
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,360
Yeah.

1199
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,360
Definitely not a Kansas City native.

1200
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,360
No.

1201
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,360
I think he came from Brazil.

1202
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,360
He could go home and do his regular home or maybe a little bit of a tour.

1203
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,360
Yeah.

1204
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,360
I think he's going to be a great player.

1205
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,360
I think he's going to be a great player.

1206
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,360
I think he's going to be a great player.

1207
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,360
Yeah.

1208
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,360
I love that.

1209
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,360
Yeah.

1210
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,360
Yeah.

1211
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:04,880
So first thing, he didn't go out and buy a Rolls and a bunch of bling.

1212
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,360
He went and got his mom and brought his mom back.

1213
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,360
Yeah.

1214
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,360
Good man.

1215
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,360
Smart man.

1216
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,360
All right.

1217
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:18,920
The Cleveland Browns have filed a lawsuit to invoke the Art Modell law to stop the city

1218
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:25,000
from building a dome stadium in Oak Brook, a suburb of Cleveland and trying to keep the

1219
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,080
stadium downtown.

1220
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,600
Missouri does not have this law.

1221
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:34,480
Do you think KC would maybe pull legal red tape if it came to push and shut or do you

1222
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:39,240
think if they go maybe the best thing for all of us is for them to go to Kansas?

1223
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,720
Wow.

1224
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,880
Read up on the Art Modell law.

1225
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,880
Yeah.

1226
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,880
I'm going to have to.

1227
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:44,880
Yeah.

1228
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,200
They're trying to take it to Oak Brook and the dome stadium almost like here trying

1229
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:52,720
to take it to Johnson County with a dome stadium for a retractable roof.

1230
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:55,320
So oh man.

1231
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:01,200
You know, I think as long as we still have this car culture where everyone gets to drive

1232
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:06,320
their own car and tailgate out of their own car, you've just got to have tons of parking.

1233
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,320
Yes.

1234
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:12,600
Unless you're going to make the fan base switch over to tailgating in the stadium instead

1235
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,720
of outside.

1236
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:18,360
That's the only way you're going to get a stadium in limited parking area and get people

1237
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,360
to use mass transit.

1238
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,360
Yeah.

1239
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:25,120
Is if you make the tailgating happen inside the stadium instead of the parking lot.

1240
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,760
I don't think that's going to work though.

1241
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
It's not going to work.

1242
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,120
In the parking lot, you buy your own stuff, bring it there and eat it.

1243
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,120
They don't want to be responsible.

1244
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,120
If you're in the stadium, you have to buy everything.

1245
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,120
Yeah.

1246
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,280
Number one, it takes the fun out of it.

1247
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,280
Yeah.

1248
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,600
It's going to take some serious bribes to get the state chief stadium downtown.

1249
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,160
The high temperature is going to be 13 degrees and you're out there in the morning when it's

1250
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,000
three below, you're starting off with the pork butt.

1251
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Yeah.

1252
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,200
Then you're going to go to wings.

1253
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,200
The guy doesn't care.

1254
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,200
No.

1255
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200
He's all bundled up and that's what he loves to do.

1256
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,680
There'll be no more of that.

1257
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,680
No.

1258
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,680
No, I don't see that happening either.

1259
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,680
I don't either.

1260
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,160
It's going to take serious bribery to get the... Now, the Royals downtown, yeah, because

1261
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,120
you can have games where only 10 to 20,000 show up.

1262
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,120
It's no big deal.

1263
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,520
Where they want to put it over there in Washington Square Park.

1264
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,520
Yeah.

1265
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,040
That would make ideal sense.

1266
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:17,800
Then it would also... There'll be an influx of businesses instead of taking out from the

1267
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,800
crossroads.

1268
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,800
Yeah.

1269
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,120
They would enhance it.

1270
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,120
Yeah.

1271
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120
I'm saying yes.

1272
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,400
Also, they could build parking around it.

1273
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,880
They could build structures up.

1274
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,400
Oh, that's a good one.

1275
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400
Yeah.

1276
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,000
They'll build structures up.

1277
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Yeah.

1278
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,280
I think that it'd be a great thing there.

1279
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:41,840
And Arrowhead, if it's not out there where it's at now, then southern Johnson County,

1280
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,840
where they have the room.

1281
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,840
Yeah.

1282
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,800
Room for parking, room for businesses to spring up around it.

1283
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,800
Yeah.

1284
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,520
Well, there's nothing around there.

1285
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,520
No.

1286
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,120
There's really not room or attractive places.

1287
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:01,000
Plus, where the stadiums are now, people want to go away from there when the game's over.

1288
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
They don't want to hang out in that area.

1289
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,440
Everyone jumps in their rides and goes straight to downtown.

1290
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,440
They don't stay there.

1291
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,440
No.

1292
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,960
I mean, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, they eat at Q39.

1293
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,960
They've been there at least a couple of times.

1294
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,520
That's nowhere near the stadium.

1295
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,240
That's about as far away from the stadium as you can get.

1296
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:25,800
And that's really the trend is to make your stadium the destination spot where you stay

1297
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,560
until you're done spending money.

1298
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,560
Yeah.

1299
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,720
That's just the smart way to do it.

1300
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:32,720
Yeah.

1301
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,720
Yeah.

1302
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,720
I think we're in agreement.

1303
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:40,080
Should the Browns be banned from picking a number one quarterback ever again?

1304
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,080
Protect them from themselves?

1305
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,080
I think so.

1306
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,080
I think so too.

1307
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,520
Remember the Chiefs imposed a ban on themselves after they drafted Todd Blackledge in 83?

1308
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Yeah.

1309
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,520
First it was Fuller.

1310
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,520
Yeah.

1311
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,520
Steve Fuller flopped.

1312
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,520
Then Todd Blackledge.

1313
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:58,520
And then it was like, now that one was a little close.

1314
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,520
Yeah.

1315
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,520
I felt the percussion, didn't you?

1316
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,520
Yeah.

1317
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,520
I saw that flash and thought, uh.

1318
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,520
I didn't know.

1319
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:09,240
It's going to be interesting on the playback to see if we can hear the wind.

1320
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,240
Yeah.

1321
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,240
Wow.

1322
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:12,240
Yeah.

1323
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,240
Okay.

1324
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,640
That's what they call that, the haptic response when you feel it thump your chest.

1325
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,640
Yeah.

1326
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,640
It's like.

1327
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,640
Yes.

1328
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:23,280
Cleveland Browns should never be able to pick a number one quarterback again.

1329
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,120
The Chiefs imposed it on themselves.

1330
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,120
They knew.

1331
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,120
They're like, look, we're horrible pickers.

1332
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:34,200
It's just like a woman that keeps picking horrible partners, so she just quits.

1333
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,720
You need to let somebody else pick for you.

1334
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:36,720
Yeah.

1335
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,720
Yeah.

1336
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:38,720
I'm going to go to time out.

1337
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:39,720
I can't, obviously can't do this right.

1338
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720
So, yeah.

1339
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,160
I think that they go Browns, no more quarterbacks.

1340
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,640
Listen, if it's really that bad, we'll allot you one.

1341
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,640
Yeah.

1342
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,640
We'll pick it for you and we'll give you one.

1343
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,160
But other than that, forget it.

1344
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,640
So all right, next.

1345
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,700
Are the Vikings coming back to reality?

1346
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,720
Is this a new normal for the team?

1347
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:02,880
Good, but not a serious contender.

1348
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880
I think so.

1349
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:04,880
Me too.

1350
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,520
Jared Goff is Jared Goff.

1351
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:09,520
Absolutely.

1352
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,520
It's Goff, right?

1353
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,520
No, no, no, no.

1354
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,520
No, Darnold.

1355
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,520
Darnold.

1356
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520
Sam Darnold is Sam Darnold.

1357
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,520
I knew what you meant too.

1358
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,520
Yeah.

1359
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,520
It's Goff, Darnold, and Stafford.

1360
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,520
I get mixed up.

1361
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,520
Stafford's with the Rams.

1362
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,520
Goff is with Detroit.

1363
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,520
And Darnold is with the Vikings.

1364
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,520
Darngoffold.

1365
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,520
Darngoffold.

1366
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,520
There we go.

1367
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,520
Mix all three of them.

1368
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,520
Yeah.

1369
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,520
Minnesota's quarterback is kind of who he is.

1370
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,720
And I think it's a classic case of they got the league hasn't figured out now.

1371
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,720
Yeah, I agree.

1372
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,760
They've caught up with them.

1373
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,800
Antonio Piers must have shared his recipe with everybody.

1374
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,960
Yeah, I guess so.

1375
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,880
He passed around little folders at the meeting.

1376
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,880
Yeah.

1377
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:54,120
He's going to get the nickname Jabroni here in a minute.

1378
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,120
Yeah.

1379
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,120
Yeah.

1380
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,720
He's going to get it at the Super Bowl.

1381
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:58,720
Yep.

1382
00:51:58,720 --> 00:51:59,720
All right, next.

1383
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:04,920
Will Baker Mayfield ever play in a Super Bowl?

1384
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,920
I think he can.

1385
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,920
I think he can take a team.

1386
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:07,920
I think he can too.

1387
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920
Yeah.

1388
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:09,920
I actually have a couple more questions.

1389
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,920
I forgot.

1390
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,920
Yeah.

1391
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:12,920
Okay.

1392
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:13,920
I think so too.

1393
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,920
I think he's very capable of it.

1394
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:21,920
And I think with the right defensive system around him, it could even be with the Buccaneers.

1395
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,920
True.

1396
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:23,920
Add some pieces.

1397
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,920
Yeah.

1398
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,920
Yeah.

1399
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,920
I think he could too.

1400
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:27,920
Oh, okay.

1401
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:28,920
Next one.

1402
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,920
Should there be an NFL owner Hall of Fame?

1403
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,360
What about just head coaches or one for coordinators?

1404
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,800
Now all of these said above is in the regular Hall of Fame.

1405
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,800
Yeah.

1406
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,920
They have owners, coaches, coordinators.

1407
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,920
No, not coordinators.

1408
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,560
No, I don't think they have coordinators in.

1409
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,200
You have head coaches and you have owners in the Hall of Fame.

1410
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,200
And groundskeepers.

1411
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,200
And groundskeepers, yeah.

1412
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,200
So why?

1413
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Didn't Toma?

1414
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,200
Yep.

1415
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,200
Yeah.

1416
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,200
And why?

1417
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,200
Why would George Toma is in the Hall of Fame?

1418
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,200
Well, okay.

1419
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,200
I think there should.

1420
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:04,200
And they could also be inducted into the regular Hall of Fame if they're held that high.

1421
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,200
Yeah.

1422
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,680
I have a separate owner's Hall of Fame.

1423
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,680
Yeah.

1424
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,680
I think that's a great idea.

1425
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,680
Give them something to aspire for.

1426
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,800
Maybe add general managers in there too if they're not in the other one.

1427
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,800
That's a good question.

1428
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,800
I don't think so.

1429
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,800
I don't ever recall a general manager making it.

1430
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,800
Yeah.

1431
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,400
Some of those titles are so vague, it's kind of difficult.

1432
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:26,600
But if you make it a separate Hall of Fame for management and ownership, then it doesn't

1433
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,600
matter.

1434
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:32,640
Well, Andy Reid, I know we have Brett Beech, but also he does a lot of that duties because

1435
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:37,400
you have to, with a coach of that caliber, in that many rings and success, you have to

1436
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,440
give him something in the say so.

1437
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,280
I would say a separate Hall of Fame for the head, the front office from the head coach

1438
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,280
on up.

1439
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,280
Uh-huh.

1440
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,800
And just have it for those, what they consider management ownership.

1441
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,800
I agree.

1442
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,080
I think a separate Hall of Fame for that, you could put in whoever you want because

1443
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,440
then the job titles really don't matter that much.

1444
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,440
I would agree.

1445
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,440
Yeah.

1446
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:03,800
Okay, and finally, should the NFL ban a stadium allowance soccer to be played on it during

1447
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,040
the NFL season?

1448
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,560
I think they should ban anything that disrupts the football field.

1449
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,560
I agree.

1450
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,960
Too many people, top caliber people are getting hurt because of the holes left.

1451
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,120
They could patch it up as much as they want.

1452
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,120
Yeah.

1453
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,040
But the whole thing is, is they're getting hurt.

1454
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:28,160
Yeah, I think the NFL should insist that wherever we play our home games is NFL first and everything

1455
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,840
else takes a back seat if we let it.

1456
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,840
Yeah.

1457
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:37,360
Because I'm sick and tired of seeing NFL teams play on baseball infields and base paths.

1458
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,360
Me too.

1459
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,360
That just is stupid.

1460
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,360
I would agree.

1461
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,760
If the, if the NFL can play on bare dirt, then the baseball players can play on grass.

1462
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,760
I agree.

1463
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:54,320
So I mean, it just reinforces the idea that baseball is so wimpy and soft that they need

1464
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,320
all these accommodations.

1465
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,320
Yeah.

1466
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,200
And NFL is so tough that they can play wherever.

1467
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,760
Hey, put us in the parking lot.

1468
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,480
We don't care.

1469
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,480
I agree.

1470
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:11,520
But yeah, for players health and safety, yeah, quit having these multi-use stadiums unless

1471
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,480
you can make it absolutely seamless.

1472
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,480
I agree.

1473
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,200
Yeah, why would you put all this money into it if they're just going to come clean it

1474
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,200
up with soccer?

1475
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:24,080
Because soccer traditionally tears up the field.

1476
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:31,000
Back in the old days of the Houston Astrodome, the field there, the turf surface was so horrible

1477
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,280
that there was a team that showed up to play in like an hour before the game.

1478
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,200
They're like, yeah, we're not playing on this.

1479
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,480
The surface is so awful.

1480
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,080
Our players are going to get injured.

1481
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,240
We refuse to play.

1482
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:46,520
The league kept calling and they kept trying to work something out and they're like, uh-huh,

1483
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,520
look at this.

1484
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,520
It's not working.

1485
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,040
There's like a three inch seam between this piece of carpet and that piece of carpet and

1486
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,400
below it is dead concrete.

1487
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,880
That's going to catch somebody's cleats and just destroy their name.

1488
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,880
Yeah.

1489
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:02,040
And the ownership of the visiting team said, we don't care if you dock us, if you make

1490
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,040
this a forfeit.

1491
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,040
We don't care.

1492
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,240
We're not injuring our players on this.

1493
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,240
It's not working.

1494
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,240
Yeah.

1495
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:11,880
And that's what had to happen to force the issue because the other NFL owners are like,

1496
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,880
we don't care.

1497
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,320
Have a shitty stadium as long as the money's rolling.

1498
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,320
Oh, I know.

1499
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,320
Yeah.

1500
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,320
Well, I mean, look at the Oakland Coliseum.

1501
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,320
Oh God.

1502
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,320
Oh, that thing was a hell hole.

1503
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,320
It was.

1504
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,960
I mean, we have soccer fields and baseball fields.

1505
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,640
High school ones better condition than that was.

1506
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,640
Absolutely.

1507
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,640
So, all right.

1508
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,640
Should we go into the top 10 worst trades ever?

1509
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,960
Well, let me do my bullet point of the rule change.

1510
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,300
Yeah.

1511
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:43,880
I really don't enjoy when a team is trying to save a timeout or out of timeouts where

1512
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,920
they run down the field and try to get set up to spike the ball.

1513
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,360
That just seems like an utter waste of time.

1514
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,360
I would agree.

1515
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:56,360
I think they should put in a provision where a team, after a play is over and the clock

1516
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:02,760
is still running, have the quarterback run up to the referee, the referee himself, not

1517
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:09,040
the back judge or anything, the guy in the white hat, and tell him, sacrifice.

1518
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,520
That's all he needs to say.

1519
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:15,520
And the official will stop the clock and charge the team a down.

1520
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,900
You don't have to line up.

1521
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:20,440
You don't have to wait for everyone to get set and then try to throw it at the ground

1522
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,200
and keep the nose tackle from diving under and intercepting it, which has happened almost

1523
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,200
twice.

1524
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,200
Yes.

1525
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:30,640
Oh, the nose tackle for the Raiders tried that recently on the last game.

1526
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:35,960
And I saw a game, I think it was last season, where the guy dove under the center and tried

1527
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,980
to catch the ball that was being spiked.

1528
00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:39,240
It's going to work one of these times.

1529
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,240
Well, these days, they'll get it.

1530
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,240
They came close.

1531
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:46,680
But, you know, that saves about six to eight seconds so you can run another play, which

1532
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,000
is what the fans want.

1533
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:55,360
And just instead of this ridiculous scramble to go line up and get the ball from the official

1534
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,760
and hand it, just say sacrifice.

1535
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:58,760
I agree.

1536
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,480
Clock stops, get charged down, off we go.

1537
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,480
I agree.

1538
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,960
I like it.

1539
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,600
Yeah, that would make sense.

1540
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,040
And it also hurried the game up a little bit, too.

1541
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,160
I think a lot of times they run out the clock like that because they want to show the good

1542
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,960
sportsman conduct afterwards.

1543
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:19,000
Usually that's when everyone comes over there and goes, hey, man, good game.

1544
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,080
Yeah, after they've been slaughtering each other on the field.

1545
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:28,760
And I think that's where they're told, hey, you congratulate each other, right?

1546
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,480
Even if they don't like each other, you come over and go, hey, good game, man, how you

1547
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,480
doing?

1548
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,920
You taught that from the beginning of your high school playing days.

1549
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,920
Yeah, I remember you used to have to do that.

1550
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,240
And I'm like, do I have to?

1551
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,640
These fuckers, that guy hit me in the balls and that guy bit my foot.

1552
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:46,120
Yeah, but I remember seeing that high school football games.

1553
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:50,040
They'd line up and they'd just pass by each other saying, good game, good game, good game.

1554
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,640
We had to go say hello to Bigam.

1555
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,920
Bigam, not Bigam, Bigam.

1556
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,480
I never did tell Bigam's story like I was supposed to that last time.

1557
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,480
Yeah, you know what?

1558
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,640
If I remember, I'll tell it here at the end.

1559
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,640
All right.

1560
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,640
Okay.

1561
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,640
All right.

1562
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,640
Are you ready for the worst trades?

1563
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,640
Yes.

1564
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,640
All right.

1565
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:11,760
Number 10, DeAndre Hopkins to the Cardinals.

1566
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,640
Interesting that he popped up on number 10, isn't it?

1567
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,640
Yeah.

1568
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,120
CBS Sports was way ahead of this one.

1569
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,440
The CBS Sports.com is the one that came up with this list.

1570
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,280
CBS Sports was way ahead of this one.

1571
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,040
Well, probably everyone was.

1572
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,240
Our headline back in March 16, 2020 was Texas Cardinals trade grade.

1573
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:33,360
Arizona, Felices, Houston, and DeAndre Hopkins for David Johnson.

1574
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,600
Who the hell is David Johnson?

1575
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,600
Yeah.

1576
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,600
Okay.

1577
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,160
Johnson, a 2020 second round pick and 2021 fourth round pick.

1578
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,440
They got a fourth round pick too for DeAndre Hopkins.

1579
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,680
This trade certainly had to do with Johnson's contract as he had a combined 20 million cap

1580
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,780
hit over the next two seasons.

1581
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:59,220
So that Texas not only let DeAndre Hopkins go, but they also had the cap hit of Johnson

1582
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:00,920
who went to them.

1583
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:01,920
Wow.

1584
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,280
20 million for each of two years doesn't sound like much anymore, does it?

1585
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,280
Yep.

1586
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,920
And then Johnson's pitch, Johnson's pick, it looks better now.

1587
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,880
Johnson averaged 36.8 rushing yards per game.

1588
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,000
He rushed for six touchdowns.

1589
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,640
In Hopkins, he turned into Kyler Murray's number one pick wide out.

1590
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:23,640
Yeah.

1591
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:24,640
So yeah.

1592
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:30,040
Johnson averaged 77 yards per game while catching 17 touchdowns in 35 contests.

1593
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,040
So yeah.

1594
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,040
Yeah.

1595
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,040
They leased them.

1596
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,040
Yeah.

1597
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,760
And they even ate the money on Johnson too.

1598
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,760
Wow.

1599
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:37,760
Yeah.

1600
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,440
Number nine, Trent Richardson to the Colts.

1601
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,440
Oh.

1602
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,440
This was a good one.

1603
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440
Recent.

1604
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,440
Yeah.

1605
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,080
Now I like this list because there are a lot of recent ones on there.

1606
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:49,480
Where did Trent come from?

1607
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:54,720
In two time, BCS national champion during this time at Alabama, Richardson was selected

1608
01:00:54,720 --> 01:01:00,480
by the Browns as a number three overall pick in the 2020 or 2012 NFL draft.

1609
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:06,120
In his rookie season, Richardson rushed for 950 yards and 11 touchdowns, but was traded

1610
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:11,720
just two games into the second NFL season to the Colts for a first round pick.

1611
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:17,200
During that 2013 campaign, Richardson never crossed 64 yards and rushed for just three

1612
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,200
touchdowns in 2014.

1613
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:25,240
Richardson rushed for 519 yards and three touchdowns in 15 games and then never played

1614
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,240
again.

1615
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,240
That's right.

1616
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:31,360
Richardson's last NFL game came on December 28th, 2014.

1617
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,360
Wow.

1618
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:38,920
You wouldn't think of this because this was not very publicized at all.

1619
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,640
For the first round, Indy, pick Indy gave up.

1620
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:49,640
Richardson averaged 33.7 rushing yards per game and 3.1 yards per attempt in 29 total

1621
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,640
game played.

1622
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,640
So.

1623
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:52,640
Pretty mediocre.

1624
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,640
Pretty mediocre.

1625
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,640
Yep.

1626
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:55,640
Wow.

1627
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:56,640
Number eight.

1628
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,640
You'll remember this one.

1629
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,640
Yeah.

1630
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,640
Charles Haley to the Cowboys.

1631
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,640
Yeah.

1632
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,640
From the Niners, that was.

1633
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,640
Yes.

1634
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,640
Yep.

1635
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:10,680
Haley's or Haley cemented himself as one of the best pass rushers in the NFL after six

1636
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:11,680
seasons with the 49ers.

1637
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,680
He was good.

1638
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:13,680
Yeah, he was.

1639
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:18,800
Having made three Pro Bowls on top of two Super Bowl victories, however he battled with

1640
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:23,680
teammates and coaches behind the scenes, leading him to be dealt to Dallas for a second round

1641
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,000
pick and a third round pick.

1642
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,480
Haley found immediate success with the Cowboys as Dallas won Super Bowls in three out of

1643
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,040
the next four years.

1644
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,080
Jerry Jones has said the Cowboys could not spell Super Bowl without Haley.

1645
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,080
Hurry, SBN.

1646
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,080
And I agree with him.

1647
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,080
Yeah.

1648
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:40,080
Haley was a monster.

1649
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:45,320
To make matters worse for the 49ers in his first two seasons with the Cowboys, Haley

1650
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:50,280
knocked his former team out of playoffs and NSC championship both years.

1651
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,520
There's a lot of history between those two teams.

1652
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:53,520
Yeah.

1653
01:02:53,520 --> 01:03:00,560
So anyhow, so as CBS Sports historian Brian D'Alderau put it, imagine Chiefs trading Chris

1654
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:04,840
Jones to the Bengals and the Bengals beat the Chiefs in the next two AFC title games.

1655
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:05,840
Oh, God.

1656
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,840
I agree with him.

1657
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,480
Yeah, that would be really a bitter pill to swallow, wouldn't it?

1658
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,480
Oh, it would.

1659
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,840
It'd be like, man, we did this self to ourselves.

1660
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:15,840
Yeah.

1661
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:21,520
So next one, Brett Favreau.

1662
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,520
For every.

1663
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:23,520
For every.

1664
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,520
Brett Favreau to the Packers.

1665
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,520
From New Orleans.

1666
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,520
New Orleans?

1667
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,520
No.

1668
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:30,520
Atlanta.

1669
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:31,520
Atlanta, that's right.

1670
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,040
No, I was going to say another southern city.

1671
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,040
Yeah.

1672
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,040
Yeah.

1673
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:40,960
Brett Favreau was in the Falcons in the second round of the 1991 NFL draft and attempted

1674
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:46,920
four passes for zero yards, zero touchdowns and two interceptions in his rookie season.

1675
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,800
There's clearly some dysfunction with the Falcons, so the Packers approached them and

1676
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,920
sent a first round pick in exchange for Favreau.

1677
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,280
A first round.

1678
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,320
Yeah.

1679
01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:00,480
So they had to have known something to fucking throw away a first round on him, right?

1680
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:08,160
I've heard from Brett Favreau himself that the coach in Atlanta at the time didn't want

1681
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:12,280
him, didn't like him, was trying to find any way to not use him.

1682
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,360
And you couldn't wait to get rid of him.

1683
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,360
Yeah.

1684
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:22,480
And also another thing, Andy Reid, I believe when he was on the Walrus.

1685
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,480
Holmgren.

1686
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,480
Holmgren.

1687
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,480
Mike Holmgren's staff was a quarterback coach at the time.

1688
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:32,160
And he told, supposedly from what I read, he told Brett Favreau, you're never going

1689
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,880
to win this league until you learn defenses.

1690
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,880
Yeah.

1691
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,360
And he started learning defenses and the rest is history.

1692
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,000
In college you can get away with that.

1693
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Yeah.

1694
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000
In college.

1695
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000
But in pros you gotta learn, you gotta read the defense.

1696
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000
They're too complex.

1697
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,360
Yeah, you have to know what's coming after you where.

1698
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:52,600
So anyhow, a first round pick for a quarterback, you have to complete a pass to the correct

1699
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:58,080
team that failed the physical after the trade seemed pretty ridiculous compensation.

1700
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:03,320
But it wasn't as Favreau went on to win three MVP's, Super Bowl 31, and lead the NFL in

1701
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,920
passing touchdowns four different times.

1702
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,280
Maybe the Falcons should have had a little more patience with their gunslinger from southern

1703
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,280
Mississippi.

1704
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,280
Yeah.

1705
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:16,480
But Jerry Glanville and Ken Henrick will never agree on whose fault it was.

1706
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,480
That's right, it was Glanville.

1707
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,480
Yeah, it was.

1708
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:19,480
It was Glanville.

1709
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,560
He hated him.

1710
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,560
Like you just said.

1711
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:22,560
Yeah.

1712
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,440
He didn't want anything to do with it.

1713
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,720
Obviously did not draft him.

1714
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,720
That was the front office.

1715
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,720
Yeah.

1716
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:28,720
Yep.

1717
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:29,720
Wow.

1718
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,720
Yeah.

1719
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:31,720
This next one you'll remember too.

1720
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:32,720
Steve Larchett.

1721
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,720
Oh yeah.

1722
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,720
To the Seahawks.

1723
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,640
Where did he come from?

1724
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,080
I just remember him as a Seahawk and he was so good.

1725
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:49,840
The Tulsa product was selected by the Oilers in the fourth round of the 1976 NFL draft.

1726
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:54,480
But Larchett apparently did nothing to stand out to Bum Phillips in the preseason.

1727
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,840
Houston shipped his brand new fourth round pick to Seattle in exchange for a lowly eighth

1728
01:05:58,840 --> 01:05:59,840
round pick.

1729
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,520
Oh, that was back when there were more rounds.

1730
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,520
Yeah, there were more rounds.

1731
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,520
Yep.

1732
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:08,280
With the Oilers quickly punting on their mid-round investment.

1733
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,480
Wow, that's a good one.

1734
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,480
Yeah.

1735
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,480
This is really just coming through in waves, isn't it?

1736
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,480
It is, isn't it?

1737
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,440
It's kind of a training effect is what they're saying.

1738
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,440
Yeah.

1739
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:21,840
Well, that was a mistake because Larchett went on to have an incredible playing career.

1740
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,840
He did.

1741
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:27,880
Larchett led the league in receiving yards twice and was a five-time All-Pro.

1742
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,400
Five-time All-Pro.

1743
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:36,520
So there's more, but I mean, anyone with any type of sports history at all knows that Larchett

1744
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,520
was one of the best ever.

1745
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:39,520
Yeah.

1746
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,520
Yeah.

1747
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,560
That's odd because 76, the Seahawks were an expansion team that year.

1748
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,560
Yes.

1749
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,120
So he traded him to the expansion team.

1750
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,800
I guess an eighth round, you're pretty much guaranteed you're picking first in the eighth

1751
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:50,800
round.

1752
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:51,800
Yeah, that's true.

1753
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,800
Yeah.

1754
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,800
But that reminded me that-

1755
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,760
But still, eighth round.

1756
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:58,080
The NFL draft, yeah, that's pretty small.

1757
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,800
But the NFL draft used to run until teams quit picking.

1758
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:02,800
Yeah.

1759
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,000
And you could have like 43 rounds if teams still wanted to pick.

1760
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Yeah.

1761
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:11,040
And now it's just like you can go sign them afterwards, but it's not a draft pick.

1762
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,040
Yeah.

1763
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:20,040
But the Houston Mize well said, here, here's Steve Larchett and kick me square in the ass.

1764
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,040
Yes.

1765
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,040
There you go.

1766
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,040
Thanks.

1767
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,040
That's it, right there.

1768
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,240
Number five, Deshaun Watson to the Browns.

1769
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:30,240
Yeah.

1770
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,240
Is this not a good one?

1771
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,720
Oh man, that's an awful trade.

1772
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,960
The book is not written on the trade just yet.

1773
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:36,960
I think it is now.

1774
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:37,960
Yeah, I think it's written now.

1775
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,160
This is the first this season, I think, is when this came out.

1776
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,160
Yeah.

1777
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,760
I think it's fair to conclude it.

1778
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:48,240
The Browns got better last year when a 38 year old quarterback.

1779
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,120
Yeah, block out.

1780
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:53,240
Brought in off the street, took over.

1781
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:57,600
Back in 2022, it was understood that Watson wanted out of Houston, but all that time,

1782
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:02,080
those as the women had accused him of sexual misconduct that apparently did nothing to

1783
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,240
sink his stock.

1784
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:05,960
Well not to the Browns, everyone else did.

1785
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:06,960
No one else was interested.

1786
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:07,960
Yeah.

1787
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,520
And you know, that's why he wanted out of Houston, because he was trying to run away

1788
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,520
from his problems.

1789
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,520
Yeah.

1790
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,520
Yep.

1791
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:17,240
So the Browns stepped up and gave the Houston's a package that included their first round

1792
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:23,840
picks in 2022, 2023, and 2024.

1793
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,200
First round picks three years.

1794
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,320
That's just, oh.

1795
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,840
Isn't that crazy?

1796
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:34,560
It stuns me that Houston is as good as they are after giving up that much.

1797
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:35,560
I know.

1798
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:41,440
A 2022 fourth round pick, a third round pick, a selection of 2023.

1799
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:43,880
You mean the Browns.

1800
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,400
The Browns are the ones that gave that up.

1801
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,400
Oh, that's right.

1802
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,400
Okay.

1803
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,400
Opposite.

1804
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,400
Yeah.

1805
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400
Okay.

1806
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,400
I was thinking of backwards.

1807
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,400
You're right.

1808
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:53,400
That's cool.

1809
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,920
The Browns also received a 2024 sixth rounder from the Texans.

1810
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,080
Now you know how they got the beef up.

1811
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,080
Yeah.

1812
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:02,400
This is not quite the worst trade ever, but close to, and you know who I'm alluding to.

1813
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,720
Yeah, I got a pretty good idea.

1814
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:10,960
And anyhow, then the Browns gave the quarterback involved an off field controversy, a fully

1815
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,120
guaranteed $230 million deal.

1816
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:18,960
To this day, no quarterback has been given more guaranteed money.

1817
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,960
Wow.

1818
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,920
Not the Holmes, not Allen, none of these guys.

1819
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:26,320
I wonder if Prescott might have over-clitched him by now, but maybe not.

1820
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,040
Well, this is the start of the season.

1821
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,040
Oh yeah.

1822
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,040
So I guess not.

1823
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,040
Yeah.

1824
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,040
Wow.

1825
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:36,200
The Browns offense averaged at 19.7 points per game.

1826
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:41,440
Watson start versus 21.5 per game with the other starting quarterbacks.

1827
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:45,880
All the other starting quarterbacks were average tire.

1828
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:49,720
Watson still hasn't thrown for 300 yards in any of his 12 games for the Browns.

1829
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,720
I didn't know that.

1830
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,720
And he still hasn't.

1831
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:56,400
As for the Texans, they quickly found their quarterback of the future in CJ Stroud and

1832
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:02,000
used the Brown draft selections to acquire several notable players with more on the way.

1833
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:09,640
Kenyon Green, John Mitchie the third, Christian Harris, Damian Pierce, Thomas Booker, Will

1834
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,560
Anderson Jr. and Tank Dale.

1835
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:18,840
Brandon Hill, Xavier Hutchinson, he pronounces the X also.

1836
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:23,800
20-24 first round pick, 20-24 third round pick.

1837
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,800
Wow.

1838
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:28,440
Do I need to go on?

1839
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:30,640
No, that pretty much covers it.

1840
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,520
There's more, but that's it right there.

1841
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,520
Wow.

1842
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,520
And the league approved that deal.

1843
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,920
The league approved that deal.

1844
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:36,920
Crazy.

1845
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,920
That tells you what they think of Cleveland.

1846
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:39,920
Yeah.

1847
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,600
They should have stopped them from themselves.

1848
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,240
That's where I came up with the question, don't ever allow them to pick a number one

1849
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:46,240
quarterback again.

1850
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,240
Just say no.

1851
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,920
Gosh.

1852
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:56,200
It's amazing that the Cleveland Browns organization has shot themselves in the foot so many times.

1853
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,200
Yeah.

1854
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,560
Specifically over the quarterback position.

1855
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,080
I'm surprised people even go to their games.

1856
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,520
I'm surprised they're loyal to them.

1857
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:03,680
I don't know if I could be.

1858
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:05,680
I'd probably be like, you know what?

1859
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,680
No.

1860
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,680
No.

1861
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,680
Who's close?

1862
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,680
Steelers?

1863
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,680
Okay, I'll go there.

1864
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,680
Yeah.

1865
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,240
Well, we do two shows from here.

1866
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,380
Yeah.

1867
01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:17,380
We milk it.

1868
01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:18,380
Yeah, we milk it.

1869
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:19,380
We're gambling.

1870
01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:20,380
Yeah.

1871
01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:21,380
You're doing great.

1872
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:22,380
Thank you.

1873
01:11:22,380 --> 01:11:23,380
Thank you.

1874
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:24,380
Rain stopped again.

1875
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:25,380
Yeah, it did.

1876
01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:26,880
Number four, Jeff George to the Falcons.

1877
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:27,880
Oh, wow.

1878
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:29,480
I think you'll remember that.

1879
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:30,480
I remember him going there.

1880
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:34,160
I don't remember what the trade was.

1881
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:35,160
Neither do I, actually.

1882
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,160
Yeah.

1883
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:40,280
The Colts traded with the Falcons to move up to number one overall in the 1990 NFL draft

1884
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:42,120
for quarterback Jeff George.

1885
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:47,140
But after going 14 and 35 as a starter over four seasons, he was traded to the team the

1886
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:51,760
Colts traded with initially to acquire George, the Falcons.

1887
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:55,800
Atlanta was in the market for a new quarterback and sent India a first round pick, a third

1888
01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:02,000
round pick, and a conditional future first round, conditional future first round.

1889
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Wow.

1890
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,440
And a third for George.

1891
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:10,600
That conditional selection turned into Marvin Harrison.

1892
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:16,040
As George, he went seven to nine with Atlanta in 1994 and then nine and seven in 1995, a

1893
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,960
season which did include a playoff berth.

1894
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:23,160
However, the next season in 1996, George got into a very public argument with the Falcons

1895
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,520
head coach, June Jones.

1896
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,520
Remember him?

1897
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,520
Yeah.

1898
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,960
It was suspended for the rest of the season.

1899
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:29,560
He never played for the Falcons again.

1900
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:35,680
George went 16 to 19 as a starter for Atlanta and he threw 50 touchdowns with 32 interceptions.

1901
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:41,600
In 2016, Pro Football Reference posted on social media that players taken with picks

1902
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:49,360
of the Falcons traded for George were worth 279 average, which was the highest of trade

1903
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:52,280
involvement of first round picks since 1994.

1904
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,280
Wow.

1905
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,280
Yeah.

1906
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,920
George had all of that talent, but he just couldn't get out of his own way.

1907
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,960
Remember, he had a million dollar arm and a nickel mind.

1908
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:01,960
Yeah.

1909
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,880
Well, his mind was sharp.

1910
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,920
He could read defenses, but his maturity was-

1911
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:07,920
No discipline.

1912
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:08,920
No maturity.

1913
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:09,920
Yeah.

1914
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,320
His maturity and discipline was about a spoiled five-year-old.

1915
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,320
Yeah, that's it.

1916
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,320
Yeah.

1917
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:15,320
And always crying.

1918
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,320
Yeah.

1919
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:19,400
Number three, John Haddle or Haddle?

1920
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,720
I think Haddle's whatever more often.

1921
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,160
I think it's Haddle.

1922
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,560
To the Packers.

1923
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:30,480
After 15-4 stand as starter for the Rams, the Packers traded for Haddle in the middle

1924
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,480
of 1974.

1925
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:34,280
I'm going to pronounce the H like Hilaire.

1926
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,280
Haddle.

1927
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,280
Yes.

1928
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:41,280
In the middle of the 1974 season, sent in to LA first and second round picks in 1975

1929
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:45,000
and 76, plus a third rounder in 1975.

1930
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,720
This was a 34-year-old quarterback.

1931
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,520
Wow.

1932
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:54,400
Haddle just played 22 games for Green Bay going 7-12 as a starter.

1933
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:59,000
He threw just nine touchdowns compared to 29 interceptions.

1934
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Oh.

1935
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,600
Nine slash 29.

1936
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,600
Wow.

1937
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,600
That's a killer.

1938
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,240
What is that, like a minus 10 quarterback rating?

1939
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:10,320
That's like one out of every three passes you throw is a touchdown.

1940
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,320
The other two interceptions.

1941
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:12,320
The interceptions.

1942
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,320
Good Lord.

1943
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:17,280
So he ended up finishing his career with the Oilers.

1944
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:21,800
It wasn't bad enough that the Packers were actually looking at Archie Manning before

1945
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,800
landing Haddle.

1946
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,800
Dan Devine.

1947
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,800
Oh, okay.

1948
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,960
Yeah, former Missouri head coach and a lot of places.

1949
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:35,960
Was super aggressive with his quarterback addition and even shocked the man he traded

1950
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:36,960
for.

1951
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:41,600
I didn't really believe it Haddle said in 2006 interview via the Packers official website.

1952
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:44,240
I didn't think anybody would be that desperate.

1953
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:45,240
He said this.

1954
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,240
Haddle.

1955
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,240
Wow.

1956
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:51,160
That's pretty bad when you surprise anyone who wants him.

1957
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:52,160
Yes.

1958
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:58,320
That's lack of confidence is not really attractive in a starting quarterback.

1959
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,320
Yep.

1960
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:04,680
Now looking at the radar here, looks about another six, seven minutes we're going to

1961
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:06,160
get not clobbered again.

1962
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,160
Oh, wow.

1963
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,160
Okay.

1964
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:11,720
Well, let's enjoy this very sticky muggy weather while it's here, right?

1965
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,720
Yes.

1966
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720
Okay.

1967
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:14,720
Number two, Russell Wilson to the Broncos.

1968
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:15,720
Oh, yeah.

1969
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:16,720
That's got to be on that.

1970
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,720
It's number two.

1971
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:23,440
The Broncos thought they found their quarterback in the future and Wilson and outbid every

1972
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:27,400
interested team for the Super Bowl win and veteran in 2022.

1973
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:34,200
The Broncos sent the Seahawks a 2022 first round pick, a 2022 second round pick, a 2022

1974
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:40,360
fifth round pick, a 2023 first round pick, a 2023 second round pick, plus tight end Noah

1975
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:47,240
Fant, defensive lineman Shelby Harris, and quarterback Drew Locke in exchange for Wilson

1976
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,160
and a 2022 fourth round pick.

1977
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:57,640
Before he played a single snap, the Broncos gave Wilson 245 million multi-year extension

1978
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,080
that was supported to carry him through 2028.

1979
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:05,120
However, he officially will be released before the start of the 2024 season.

1980
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,120
Yeah.

1981
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,120
He's in Pittsburgh now.

1982
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,120
Yep.

1983
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,120
Wow.

1984
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:15,040
They now take on an NFL record, 85 million in dead cap, 85 million in dead cap.

1985
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:18,720
And all those draft choices gone.

1986
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,480
Yeah, all of them.

1987
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:23,320
They're hand-cut on all these drafts for several years.

1988
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:26,600
They must have really thought that Wilson was the only piece they needed to get to the

1989
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,160
Super Bowl a couple of times.

1990
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:31,680
If you were John Elway, would you have done this?

1991
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:32,680
I wouldn't have.

1992
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:33,680
I've been like, no.

1993
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,680
No.

1994
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,680
The guy is already-

1995
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,880
You've got to seriously question his abilities.

1996
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:41,160
He's already in his 30s.

1997
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:45,080
And Pete Carroll couldn't handle him after the initial success.

1998
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,080
Yeah.

1999
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,560
And it's not that Wilson's all that bad.

2000
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:49,560
Yeah.

2001
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:52,200
I mean, he's okay.

2002
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:56,080
But you paid for him like he was perfect.

2003
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,080
Yeah.

2004
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:00,680
And he was going to be super reliable, and you count on him, and he's going to win all

2005
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,880
these games, and then he just wasn't.

2006
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:03,880
Yep.

2007
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,000
And then you'll remember this too.

2008
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,960
Adding injury to insult.

2009
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:12,320
The Seahawks make playoffs with his replacement, Geno Smith, winning comeback player of the

2010
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,320
year.

2011
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,320
Yeah.

2012
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:15,320
Oh, man.

2013
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:21,840
And in for Russell Wilson, the Seahawks got Drew Locke, Noah Phant, Shelby Harris, Charles

2014
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:27,680
Cross, the 20-22 first, Will Muff, Maffei, M-A-F-E.

2015
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:28,680
Oh, yeah.

2016
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,680
Yeah.

2017
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:36,280
20-22 second, Tyreek Smith, 20-22 fifth, Devon Witherspoon, 20-23 first.

2018
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,480
Who's looking like he might be pretty good.

2019
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:39,480
Yeah.

2020
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:43,320
And Derek Hall, who doesn't look too bad either, 20-23 second.

2021
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:46,560
I don't know if the Seahawks even have Drew Locke anymore.

2022
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,560
I don't think they do.

2023
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,560
I forgot where he went to.

2024
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:49,560
Yeah.

2025
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,560
Anyhow.

2026
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,560
Missouri quarterbacks just don't see me catch on, do they?

2027
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:53,560
No.

2028
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,560
No, they don't.

2029
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:55,560
Nope.

2030
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,560
For some reason.

2031
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:57,560
Yeah, for some reason.

2032
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,560
Yeah, I don't even know how they do so well in the SEC, honestly.

2033
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:02,560
Yeah.

2034
01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:05,560
There are a lot of competition in there.

2035
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:09,840
Number one, Hershel Walker, two of the Vikings.

2036
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:13,680
He's the largest trade in NFL history and probably the worst.

2037
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:17,680
Here's a rundown on the compensation thanks to Pro Football Hall of Fame.

2038
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,440
Hershel Walker from the Dallas Cowboys to Minnesota.

2039
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:26,640
Dallas also traded for his third round choice in 1990, his 10th round choice in 1990, his

2040
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:29,040
third round choice in 1991 to Minnesota.

2041
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:33,880
Hey, wait a minute.

2042
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:34,880
What's his name?

2043
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:35,880
He was the running back.

2044
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,880
Reggie Williams?

2045
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:37,880
Yeah.

2046
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:38,880
The pot smoker?

2047
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:39,880
The pot smoker.

2048
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,880
That should have been on here.

2049
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,880
Yeah, that was the one I was going to bring up.

2050
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,680
Mike Dick had traded everything.

2051
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:46,680
All of his draft picks.

2052
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,680
Yeah.

2053
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:48,680
He should have been on here.

2054
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:49,680
He should have been on there.

2055
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,880
He should have been right after Russell Wilson or before.

2056
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:53,880
Anyhow.

2057
01:18:53,880 --> 01:19:00,400
Minnesota traded linebacker Jesse Solomon, linebacker David Howard, quarterback Isaiah

2058
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:05,440
Holt, defensive end Alex Stewart along with the first round choice in 1990, a second round

2059
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:13,480
choice in 1990, his sixth round choice in 1990, first round choice in 1991, and let's

2060
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:18,320
say second round choice in 1991, first round choice in 1992, the second round choice in

2061
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:22,400
1992, and his third round choice in 1993 to Dallas.

2062
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:27,120
Minnesota traded for running back Darren Nelson to Dallas which traded Nelson to San Diego

2063
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:33,040
for the Chargers fifth round choice in 1990 which Dallas sent to Minnesota.

2064
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:36,560
It's a lot to go through but yeah, they got fleeced.

2065
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,360
And that's how Dallas built their franchise.

2066
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,360
Yep.

2067
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:40,360
Their dynasty.

2068
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,360
Yep.

2069
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,280
It was all those draft picks and Herschel Walker went to Minnesota and promptly got

2070
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,280
injured.

2071
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,280
Yeah.

2072
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:47,720
Yeah, after two years he was done.

2073
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:48,720
Done.

2074
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,720
Yeah.

2075
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:54,920
He garnered a little bit over 2,000 yards and 20 touchdowns so he wasn't a failure there

2076
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,600
but he got injured and ended his career.

2077
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:03,840
And in the NFL he kind of played the tailback or eye back role which is more of a college

2078
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:04,840
position.

2079
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,760
In the NFL it's like running back.

2080
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,360
It's running back, yeah.

2081
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:14,640
But he was definitely more of like the full back slash tail back slash eye back.

2082
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:15,640
Yeah.

2083
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,160
Big, strong, powerful, going to run over people.

2084
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:19,160
Yeah.

2085
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:20,160
So.

2086
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:27,120
We have, okay, so with some of these choices and they went to the Super Bowl many times

2087
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,120
after that.

2088
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,120
Yeah.

2089
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,120
Emmett Smith.

2090
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,120
Yes.

2091
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:32,120
Russell Maryland.

2092
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,120
Yeah.

2093
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,120
The defensive back Darren Woodson.

2094
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,120
Oh, he was good.

2095
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,120
Yep.

2096
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:40,520
ESPN made a documentary out of this transaction called The Great Trade Robbery.

2097
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:47,760
It will always be known just as that unless the Seahawks win multiple Super Bowls off

2098
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,760
of their pick which they won't.

2099
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:55,760
What got me was this right here.

2100
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:58,960
Reggie Williams should have been number two or three.

2101
01:20:58,960 --> 01:20:59,960
Yeah.

2102
01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:00,960
Because Mike Dicke came up what?

2103
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,800
He gave up three first rounds?

2104
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,640
At least two.

2105
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:12,240
I remember him saying he would trade every draft pick he had in the draft in order to

2106
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,040
move up to draft Reggie Williams.

2107
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:19,080
So it's not really trading for a player, it's trading for a draft position.

2108
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,720
So maybe that's why he didn't make the list.

2109
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:25,000
Dicke doing this was so weird, is this right here.

2110
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,560
He didn't have the complete team.

2111
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:27,560
No.

2112
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:31,800
So why would he just get a running back that could maybe get you nine and seven?

2113
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,640
A publicity stunt going wrong.

2114
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,640
It would have to be.

2115
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,640
Yeah.

2116
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,400
I would like to think he's more intelligent than that.

2117
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,200
They may have thought, okay, let's do this, get a lot of attention, and then the running

2118
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,560
back's going to be here for three, four, five years.

2119
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:49,520
It'll give us time to build a team around him, but this will excite the ticket buyers

2120
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:53,040
and get more season ticket sales, et cetera, et cetera.

2121
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,840
That might have been their idea.

2122
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:59,280
But he picked the absolute wrong person to draft that way.

2123
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:04,880
I remember the league frantically trying to... Here comes the rain I was telling you

2124
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:05,880
about.

2125
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:06,880
Oh yeah.

2126
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:09,640
It's been about eight or nine minutes, like you said.

2127
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,960
The league was trying to shut down the trade.

2128
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:15,320
They kept calling, it's like, you can't do this.

2129
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:16,320
This is just wrong.

2130
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:18,800
This is too unbalanced.

2131
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,320
But he went ahead and did it.

2132
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:24,520
And then they promptly made that illegal from that point on.

2133
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:25,520
Yeah.

2134
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,520
But the thing is, is they let him do it.

2135
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:28,520
Yeah.

2136
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:29,520
They couldn't stop him.

2137
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:30,520
Yeah.

2138
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:33,040
They're like, okay, well, go ahead and step in that puddle of crap.

2139
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,580
Poor Reggie Williams.

2140
01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:40,040
He had such crushing social anxiety that weed was the only way he could handle it.

2141
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:43,600
But of course, that was illegal in the NFL at the time.

2142
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,880
So the only way he could handle... Remember he'd do his press conferences after the game

2143
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,160
with his helmet still on?

2144
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,160
Yeah.

2145
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,160
It's because he's so shy.

2146
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:51,160
He's like, he didn't want to be looked at.

2147
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:53,160
I remember that, yeah.

2148
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:59,640
But so the only way he could handle the anxiety and the tension was to be high all the time.

2149
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:00,640
That's true.

2150
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,280
And he eventually left the game because that was all he could handle.

2151
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:05,880
It was like, I just need to spend my life getting high.

2152
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,840
He came back and then didn't do much.

2153
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,840
He came back to Miami.

2154
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:10,840
Yeah.

2155
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,920
And he had a so-so career there.

2156
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:13,920
Yeah.

2157
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,800
He eventually quit fairly young.

2158
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:16,800
Yeah.

2159
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,800
Because of lack of interest, really.

2160
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,800
Yeah.

2161
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:23,440
I think that was the main thing is he really didn't feel like going through it anymore for

2162
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:24,680
what he was getting out of it.

2163
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:25,680
No.

2164
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:29,440
I mean, we would have enjoyed seeing him play a few more years, but he did what was best

2165
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,440
for him.

2166
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:31,440
You can't fault that.

2167
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,440
No.

2168
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:33,440
He got his money.

2169
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,440
Yeah.

2170
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:35,440
And then some.

2171
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,400
So how long we got?

2172
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:40,000
We got an hour and 23 minutes.

2173
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,000
All right.

2174
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,720
Well, you want to wrap this up?

2175
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:43,720
I think that would be a plan.

2176
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:44,720
All righty then.

2177
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:45,720
All right.

2178
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:47,880
This is Sports Bastard signing off.

2179
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:48,880
Thank you for listening.

2180
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,280
And by the way, we have a lot of listeners.

2181
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:51,280
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2182
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:52,280
Bye.

2183
01:23:52,280 --> 01:24:22,240
Thank you.

2184
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:31,100
Bye.