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And I am Rob.

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Back for week two.

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Yeah, Mark, I need you to do me a favor.

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Before we go off the air, remind me to grab my laundry out of the dryer.

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They weren't closed. I need them for tomorrow.

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Thank you.

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You don't want to worry at four in the morning about your work clothes. I get it.

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No, no, no. And then you can't find them. Oh, oh hell, they're next door in the dryer.

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Oh, oh, got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to go to a right.

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Yeah, my laundry facility is next door.

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Okay, okay. I got you. Okay. Definitely get that.

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All right. I'm going to put a note on my computer right here and hopefully it will do what it's supposed to and pop up about nine o'clock.

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So we'll see if it does.

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Anyhow, you know, last podcast, first off, Topher and I had a really, really good Sports Bastards.

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That is going better. It's going unbelievably well.

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I mean, we really had a great time at the City Market and we can't wait to do Music Creeps and hopefully Rob can be a part of that.

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Anyhow, what now? I'm telling you. Yeah, football is insane right now.

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Yes. And I'll tell you what. There's upset. There's all kinds of stuff going on.

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Yeah. Anyhow, it's reflecting in people listening. I mean, they like this podcast too, but the Kansas City numbers are just going crazy.

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And that's because it's an NFL show and Kansas City is an NFL town. Yeah, Chiefs.

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So we talk a lot of Chiefs on there and it is doing very well in Kansas City because that and it's doing well in other places because we don't just speak in the Chiefs.

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You know, we make predictions and we also grade ourselves, which usually isn't that good of the week before that of our predictions.

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So anyhow, so today we did a rundown. We have this thing called Bullet Points where we discuss topics on NFL like one of them that we did today that I really loved is.

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And I want to get your input on this. And that's why I'm asking you, Rob.

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OK, should you enact a new rule at the one minute line? One minute a team can opt to have one more timeout on that one minute, but they have to go back 20 yards to get it.

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And this would be fine for someone like Kansas City where my home's has the arm.

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Josh Allen has the arm. You know, it would be fine for some of these teams that aren't necessarily worried about the yardage, but they're worried about the time.

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OK, I see that. Yeah, I like the rule myself and Topher liked it too. And then we. Yeah.

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And then we had another one that I'm going to ask you to. And I don't know about 20 yards, maybe 10. I think that might be a little.

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I would say if anything like that ever happens, it would probably be more like 10 yards. Yes.

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But yeah, I would be. More thoughtful of 10 yards instead.

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And you were you were you were probably if that happened last last minute of the game. Yeah.

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I mean, come on. Yeah, no, no, I agree with that.

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The reason they do the 10 yards is is not everybody is a Patrick Mahomes or a Josh Allen.

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That's why they do the 10 yards. If everybody was a Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes after see with that distance, they'd be like, sure.

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20 yards is fine. But yeah, they'd want it to where it really helped every team or hurt them.

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So that would probably be the way to go is you would have to go and do 10 yards.

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And then the second one, I want I want the NFL teams to do this one time or for one year.

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I want all of the NFL teams to have the same colored uniform, look an exact same.

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Only difference is the name on the back. And I want to see how many interceptions, how much.

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I just I just think that would be a grand clusterfuck.

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And I like that Topher liked it, too, for one season. And that's it.

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They take it away. I like that, too.

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Wouldn't that be incredible? It's like, I just think I think he just threw it to Kelsey.

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But I'm not for sure. You know, I think that would be insane.

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So anyhow. All right. Well, let's go ahead and get into this.

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You know, I was talking last week about about Eureka Springs, the trip there. Right.

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Well, I got a couple more stories that I did.

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I remember I opted to go ahead and go into some other stuff so it wasn't redundant.

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So I'm going to go ahead and do the other two stories that I have right now and get them out of the way.

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And then we have some music news that I want to get to and whatever you got there, Rob.

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So, OK, I was checking out. I got a few things.

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I know you do. And I can't wait to hear them.

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I was checking out of the cabin and I was feeling a bit weird, you know, a little hung over.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Had a great night tonight before. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. No, you weren't hung over.

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Oh, I thought you're good ready to go into something. OK.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were not.

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OK. So I go to the owner of the cabin and I tell him I want to take three blocks of wood with me.

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He probably won't ever rent to me again.

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I go, yeah, I go. I normally burn three blocks of wood, but because of the fire ban, I didn't get to.

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You care if I just take them on the way out?

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He looks at me funny. And I'm just sitting there with a straight face going to the wood, you know, out there near the fire pit.

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I was just messing with him. I didn't want the wood. I just fucking with him.

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He was either confused or thinking, what an asshole or both.

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Probably both. So anyhow, the Crescent.

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Honestly, I'm getting confused.

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Probably. He's probably like, you really want those three blocks of wood that you would have burnt if there weren't.

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Anyhow, so the Crescent Hotel, it has so much history from it has huge stone fireplaces and unique balconies and patios.

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You know, but in the middle of all this, what gets overlooked a lot, it's a huge pipe organ.

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This beautiful, large pipe organ is snuggled on the backside of the main room in this historic building.

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And you can see the note in front of the pipe organ. This the history of this organ is really remarkable.

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Listen to this. This is something else. I couldn't believe it.

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All the years I've been going there, Val said, hey, read this.

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The organ was built to be on the Titanic.

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The instrument was delayed three months due to a shortage of supplies to build the organ.

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The organ was bought from the owners of the Crescent because the organ was finished too late for the Titanic's inaugural and last voyage.

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The organ is still in mint condition and could be played anytime needed.

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Isn't that something? That was supposed to be the organ on the Titanic.

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It was delayed three months and it didn't go on the Titanic. It would still be at the bottom of the ocean.

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I thought that was really unique, the history of that organ. You don't hear stuff like that very often, right?

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Okay. And then finally, my final story of Eureka Springs.

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Then we're going to move on to other stuff. We're going to move into your stuff.

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And then I got music stuff I want to talk about.

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And then we have emails and Tulsa King has some in there.

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Oh, right on.

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Yeah, One-Ums from Left Field. I love it. You'll see what I mean.

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Okay. I was sitting and enjoying the colorful dusk on the balcony of our stay.

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Here comes my old friend, the guy that narrates the ghost tour. Remember him?

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He starts off right below the Basin Park Hotel, which is right below my balcony.

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I've been through there. I know what you're talking about.

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Yeah, he starts right there and he has to give so much history before he leaves.

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So he's kind of there for like 10 minutes, starting this whole thing off.

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I remember the guy...

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He's right under you.

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Yes. I remember the guy. It's the same tour guide. It's the same guy I've been torturing for years, Rob.

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I could even recite the stories he tells about this place.

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I have it memorized. He says ghost five times and I remembered it. All of them.

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When he mentions ghost, I yell boo.

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I do this until he moves the crowd. He cannot move the crowd until the story of that area is over.

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He glares at me every time and I'm certain he remembers my face.

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I'm the one that tortures him about twice a year.

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The crowd at first gives me mean glare, but eventually they succumb to laughter and giggles after the banter.

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So I'm happy to say I never ran into that tour guide face to face ever.

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I think he would probably take a baseball bat to me.

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Yet.

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Yeah. Every time he said ghost, I go, boo.

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And you see the look on his face. He's like, again? So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

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That's my that's my rest of my Eureka Spring stuff I didn't get to last week.

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So Rob, be my guest.

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Actually, that's a good one. That was a good one.

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Oh, I piss him off. I got to get a picture of him when I do that or a video.

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I'll get a video and I'll send it to you next time.

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But no, put on put on a Facebook. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

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OK, I just put I posted a new picture of what I'm wearing tonight.

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All right, I'll have to go there tonight. Tonight.

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I am in my Belton High School class of nineteen eighty seven alumni T-shirt.

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The Pirates, right? Yeah, the Belton Pirates.

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Yeah, they all are these are by the way. Yep.

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Not Belton, Texas. Yeah.

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And my buddy Michael, if he'll appreciate it, he'll see it.

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So, OK, cool. Yeah.

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He same class. He's the one that just moved down here to the lake.

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Oh, OK. Very cool. Yeah.

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OK, I want to stay in Missouri on this personal. OK.

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A town called Pine Lawn, Missouri.

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I don't think I've ever heard of it of you until now.

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I'm guessing it's pretty rinky dee. I would think so.

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I did not look it up, which I should have. Yeah, well, you know what?

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If anyone has any questions, there's Google, right?

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Yeah, Pine Lawn as like your front lawn.

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Yeah, and a pine cone and then lawn. Yeah.

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OK, that's easy enough, I think. OK.

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Despite a recent fight over it,

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a plan to board up 20 vacant homes went ahead as scheduled Saturday.

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Uh huh. Go ahead.

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I had to take a quick drink. Oh, no, my phone had been messing with me.

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That's why I asked. OK. Yeah, I can hear my voice.

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Yeah. OK. My voice gives out. OK. No, that's cool.

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Uh, partners from Mid-America partners, regional council

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volunteered for this Saturday to make it happen.

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The officials say many of these vacant properties pose a danger to the public.

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The engine, if you heard at first, I said a fight over it.

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Uh huh. The fight reportedly resulted

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in injuries during a recent board of alderman meeting.

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Two alderman and two police officers were injured in a dispute around the meeting.

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Oh, wow.

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Two alderman and two police officers were injured. Uh huh.

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At a town meeting. That's pretty crazy. That is. Yeah.

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Over boarded up windows of vacant homes.

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My suspicions is this tension was going on way before that.

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But, you know what? Um, whatever.

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But why? Why wouldn't they want to board up?

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That's, yeah, that's a great point. I don't know.

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I mean, if there's a fight, there's somebody fighting that, and it's not that.

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Yeah, and that doesn't seem to make sense. Yeah.

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And then you get two alderman and two police officers injured?

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That's nuts too. Yeah.

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Um. That's pretty, yeah, something's going on.

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Pine Lawn, they all know each other. They all live next to each other, obviously.

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So there's probably a lot of heat going on. Yeah.

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You know, it could have started from someone's dog shitting on someone's lawn to, uh, who knows?

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You know? You keep letting Fido come shit all over my lawn, you bastard,

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and probably just progress from there. Who knows what it was?

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But I'm pretty sure that did not originate, the fight did not originate there.

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No, I don't think so. You think it's safe to say, Rob? Yeah.

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Hey, it came across the internet that way. That's the way I read it.

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No, no, no, no. That's a great story. Geez.

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Um. Did anyone get arrested, anything? Did it say?

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No, it doesn't say. It doesn't say.

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They're like, alright, everybody go home, get some good sleep,

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put some ice on it, and we'll convene in a couple of weeks.

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Yeah, it's pretty crazy. That is. That would be nuts.

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That would be nuts. Wow. Alright. Which, yeah.

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Alright. Um. You want to get into some music news?

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Or, you know what, let's take our first break.

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Let's take our first break and let's come back with some emails, okay?

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Oh, hey, yeah, that sounds good.

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Yeah, there's a few of them and a lot of people asking about you,

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and I want to get to them because I want you to answer some of them, okay?

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There's a lot of really good people out there that give a shit about you,

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and I think it's awesome. So, anyhow, alright, we'll be right back.

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Take it that way. It's just like that.

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There's a lot to do.

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But you have to go.

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And get out of here before you get eaten.

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Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find.

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It can be stirred with garlic and onion, which is both wild,

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which can be easily found in a very tasty post-apocalypse food.

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We can make this into a delicious stew,

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and this will hold you over at least for a couple of days

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until you can find some other food.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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You are just like a cloud. It's a beautiful day when you disappear.

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And now, deep-thunderous bar.

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If I were floating around your space,

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if I was to put my arms and legs,

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I'd float faster.

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I'd float faster.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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John Wayne Gasey is in charge of human resources.

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Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

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I shouldn't have ever taught that dumb dog how to read.

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Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

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It's been proven in laboratory labs to relax your anal canal.

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Get in cover.

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You're dead.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright. You want to get to these emails, Rob?

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Yeah, let's do it.

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First one. Just check it in to see how Rob is doing.

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Sounds like he has some issues to clear up.

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I and many others wish him well. Tulsa King.

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Thank you, Tulsa King. I'm back.

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I'm doing good, brother.

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Ronnie from Tulsa is your biggest fan, Rob.

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The dude worships you.

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Honestly, this weekend, my son and his girlfriend

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and their two golden labs and two cats are moving out.

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So I'll have a lot more sanity. Just saying.

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There he goes.

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Thank you, Ronnie. Thank you.

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You constantly kept up.

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And we're going to have two bedroom apartments.

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Oh. Probably going to be a good thing then. Yeah.

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Oh yeah. It's just going to be me, boss, and Shadow.

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This isn't the first time Ronnie asked about you either.

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This is just the email that I chose to pick out.

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He's been asking about you messaging me.

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And I'm glad you're well. And he's glad you're well too.

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So anyhow, he's a good guy.

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Which, by the way, before we're done tonight,

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I have some homework for you.

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Okay. Sounds good.

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You want to cover it now? I think Ronnie might like it.

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Go ahead. Yeah.

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Our top ten favorite 90s rock songs.

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Ooh. Okay. Wendy, what?

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90s. Not our usual 70s and 80s. 90s.

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Okay. And this is due by when?

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Yeah. We'll do our normal two weeks.

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Okay. Sounds good.

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Next one. Hey. Do you have any plans on Rob joining the show again?

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I think he is perfect to co-host to your personality. I agree.

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I hope he is doing well. Jeremy M. doesn't tell from where.

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Well. Thank you, Jeremy. I'm back.

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There you go. Yeah. And I agree.

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He is the perfect person to counter my personality.

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My mind goes this way. His mind goes that way.

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Even though we share a lot of the same interests and everything,

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it's a perfect co-host situation.

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Him and I do very well.

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It also helps. We go back a ways.

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When one of us gets heated, we can back each other down.

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Yes. Yeah. I forgot what question it was.

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When we get in some subject that gets one of us heated,

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we can back each other down because we've known each other so long.

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I remember you backing me down. This is one really pissed me off.

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The guy that kept fucking with us about music.

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And finally the finger tapping one, I just exploded.

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I was like, you fucking idiot.

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And I pretty much went off on him. You talked me off the ledge.

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You were like, hey, don't pay attention to him.

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He emailed me every damn day for like a month.

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He's a fucking idiot.

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Yeah. I don't think he emailed.

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We gave him the number. Call in.

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Yeah. Oh no, I blocked him.

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You don't just have to email. Call in.

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Hey, I challenged him several times.

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I said, you want to have a heated one? Come on in.

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We'll go over it. But no, he didn't.

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He'd rather just motherfuck me on email.

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So anyhow, he's blocked. So anyhow.

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Okay, Mark, thanks. Thanks for the Rob update.

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And I'm happy you're open to him joining the podcast again.

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This was a little while ago.

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Johnny and OP. Remember Johnny?

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Yeah. Thank you, Johnny.

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Yeah. Johnny loves you too.

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It really is.

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Yeah. He sent me. This is not the only message Johnny sent me either.

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So anyhow, he actually called me on the phone a couple of times.

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And if he ever wants your numbers, is that okay?

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Yeah. Yeah. I'd love to have it. I'd love to have it.

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Okay. I'll send the word to him.

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Because I think he didn't ask me, but I think that that's what he was kind of...

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He'd like to talk to you personally.

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So anyhow, I think he has some stuff that he could relate.

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Make it an evening.

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You hear that, Ronnie? Or not Ronnie. Johnny.

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Right now on Fridays, because we're coming back four days.

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Oh, you are? Oh, you don't care, do you?

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We're slow, man.

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Well, election...

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Yeah, both aren't selling, so both trailers aren't selling.

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People are scared to death to buy anything right now.

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Well, it's... I've talked to a lot of people.

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It's election year, man.

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Yes.

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We're going through it every election year.

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Yeah.

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And we got these new guys at work. They're like freaking out.

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No, man. After election, whoever wins will find out what's going to happen.

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You know?

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Yeah. Yeah. And it's...

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Either we're going to go under or we're not.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And it depends on the confidence level of whoever got in.

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Well, plus, it is coming up on Halloween. You know, it's the end of the year.

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Yeah. Christmas, Thanksgiving.

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Yeah. People are buying boats right now.

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That combined with the uncertainty...

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That's when we stock up our yards.

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Yeah.

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That we're kind of scared to until after the election.

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And a lot of it is... Yeah, it's the presidency of the United States, yes.

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But a lot of it is local...

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Yeah, it's the presidency.

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Local leaders that affect you directly.

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That's a lot of it, too.

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So...

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As a small business.

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As a small business.

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It affects them greatly what the local leaders do.

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So...

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Okay. Next one.

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Mark, I enjoy your solo cast. I also enjoy Rob on the show as well.

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I've noticed that you tend to be more serious on your solo shows.

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Are you still two douchebags on a microphone?

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I know you have the sports bastards going on, too.

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Okay. Now, it's pretty simple.

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It's really hard to be funny by yourself.

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Yes.

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You tell a joke and you laugh yourself.

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It doesn't go over very well.

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We've talked about this.

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Yeah, you need that other person desperately to be effective as a funnier show.

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And I...

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Yeah, I mean, I was just putting out odd stuff that I thought people like me would be interested in.

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That's all I was doing.

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I wasn't trying to be hilarious because to me, by yourself, it's pointless.

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You say something...

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You were just trying to keep the show going.

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Yeah, because actually I was trying to figure out...

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I was actually thinking about if Rob wasn't coming back, I was going to go into a niche.

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I was going to maybe do some paranormal stuff, do some research.

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Because this all aligns with the Intrigue Theater and all that.

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And like I told you about that last episode.

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But I have always been into stuff like that, the Houdini stuff.

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I thought about being specialized and just doing different segments like that as a solo cast.

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So, yeah, it's really hard to be ha-ha when nobody's there to ha-ha with you.

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So, yeah, you're right.

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Yep.

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So we're back, so hopefully there's some ha-has in there, right?

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Yeah.

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One here or there.

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Yeah, one here or there.

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Yeah, you have a funny bone, a little tickler here and there.

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So, anyhow.

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We'll see what we decide to give them.

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That's right, yeah.

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Yep.

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And, you know, we eventually got to get back into the hairy asshole Olympics.

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We did leave that hanging.

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Yeah, I got to go back and...

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We got a lot of work to do on that one.

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We're right at the end.

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We're right at the end.

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I know.

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I know.

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We got to come up with a complete winner.

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We will.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Mark and Rob, I agree with Lesh shows.

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The quality of show you put out with Rob a day ago, this is the last...

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This was the last show that we...the first one that you came back on is what he's talking

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about, where Rob a day ago was the best.

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Energy-wise, content-wise, it was just more entertaining.

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As much as I would love more shows, I agree with your decision.

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Mill Valley Run Stopper.

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Is Mill Valley in Kansas?

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Over maybe near south of Lecine?

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Isn't that the Mill Valley?

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Keep talking all that, you know.

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Okay.

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I think that it might be...the Mill Valley might actually be down there just south of

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Lecine, over there near the wetlands.

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For some reason, Mill Valley sounds like...I think that's...

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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What is it?

428
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There is a Mill Valley High School in Shawnee.

429
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Oh, okay.

430
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But if it's the city of Mill Valley...

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Uh-huh.

432
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Hello, California.

433
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Oh, that could very well be.

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For some reason, California is just going insane.

435
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Yeah, we get...oh, and then...oh.

436
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Yeah?

437
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Excuse me.

438
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There is another Mill Valley in Pennsylvania.

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Okay.

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I would tend to say California.

441
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Yeah, we...yeah.

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But it could be any of them.

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Anyhow...

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If they just went Mill Valley, it's like school?

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It doesn't say.

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I would think school because Run Stopper would allude to football, right?

447
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Well...

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Mill Valley Run Stopper is this guy's name.

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Yeah.

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Or her.

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So I'm thinking it's Mill Valley School.

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Mill Valley Run Stopper.

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So that would be a defensive end or a linebacker.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right.

458
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Oh, here's one.

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We got a couple from Tulsa King that I love.

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The first one.

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This is...this came over a few weeks and we didn't get to answer the one last week.

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And then this one came up not too long ago.

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Okay.

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Mark and Rob.

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What was the loudest concert you have ever attended?

466
00:32:51,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Ronnie and Tulsa, aka Tulsa King.

467
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:08,000
I'm going to have to say Judas Priest with Megadeth opening up for him.

468
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I could feel the cavities in my teeth, my skull rattling.

469
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
I was getting vertigo, it was so loud.

470
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Wow.

471
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
That's a hard one.

472
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000
I'm pretty sure mine was Megadeth Judas Priest.

473
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I've been to a lot of concerts.

474
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,000
But a lot of them were like outdoor.

475
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Yeah.

476
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
You know, like Bonner Springs.

477
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Yeah, where you have loud sound but it has more place to go.

478
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,000
I'm going to have to go back to the Kemper Arena days.

479
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah.

480
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Wow.

481
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Well, I watched Judas Priest and Megadeth a long time ago at Memorial Hall.

482
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000
And that concert was so loud that the fire marshal came in there and demanded that they

483
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000
turn the volume down because it's setting off fire alarms and burglar alarms within

484
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
a three mile radius.

485
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000
That's how loud that concert was.

486
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,000
I've been at outdoor concerts that have been that loud too.

487
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Yeah, there is some.

488
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Let's see, what was the one that I heard was like unbearably loud that was out at Bonner

489
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Springs at Sandstone?

490
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Pretty much any Osfest.

491
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Osfest, yeah.

492
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Slipknot.

493
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
It might have been Slipknot.

494
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:43,000
The day I was in Osfest at Darryl Bonner, dude, that was the loudest music I ever heard.

495
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
It was pretty much all of them.

496
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Okay.

497
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
You know what?

498
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I'm going to have to give it to Osfest and that would have been...

499
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Mid 2005, 2007, 2008, stuff like that.

500
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Yeah.

501
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah, that's when they had Slipknot on there and Iron Maiden.

502
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Yeah.

503
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Yeah.

504
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
I think it was 05.

505
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
I think it was 05.

506
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Okay.

507
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I remember just back in the early 90s, and like I said, as Judas Priest, headlining and

508
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Megadeth opening up.

509
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000
And that was at Memorial Hall in downtown Kansas.

510
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
And indoor.

511
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
And indoor.

512
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
It was so loud, the fire marshals almost shut the whole thing down.

513
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,000
They came in and they demanded that they turn the volume down in half or they're going to

514
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
shut the show down immediately.

515
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I don't know if they turned it down in a half or not, but they had to because it was interfering

516
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000
with burglar alarms, it was interfering with police communication, it was setting off every

517
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
car alarm in a three mile radius.

518
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I dare to.

519
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
One of them would stand there watching them go half way down.

520
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I'll bet you they did too.

521
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Just like a parrot.

522
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Just like a parrot.

523
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Yeah.

524
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,000
And they were told, if they ever come back to town, that if they...

525
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
They never came back to Kansas City, Kansas.

526
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
They never...

527
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
They might have went to Bonner Springs, but Kansas City, Kansas, they had to do certain

528
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
rules and they never came back to that area.

529
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I can guarantee you that.

530
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Well, that...

531
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
They got fined too, I'm pretty sure.

532
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
That didn't give them a steady limit.

533
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah.

534
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Yeah, so I was...

535
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Not by much, but...

536
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Yeah.

537
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Yeah, so yeah, that was by far the loudest, but man, I'll tell you what, I was getting

538
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
vertigo, it was so loud.

539
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
It was rattling my brain that bad.

540
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I was afraid of CTE.

541
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
So, anyhow.

542
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
All right.

543
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Ronnie's got another one.

544
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
What's your secret ingredient in chili?

545
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Tulsa King.

546
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,000
I've got a few.

547
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,000
You want me to go ahead or you want...

548
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Yeah, go ahead.

549
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Okay.

550
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000
You can go the Dixon's Chili route and put a little cinnamon in it.

551
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Harry Truman's favorite chili.

552
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Or you can go cocoa powder, molasses, ketchup.

553
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Maybe even some ground white pepper.

554
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Or what I like to do is I'll mix in a little pork with the ground beef.

555
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Gives it a little sharper flavor and add some white pepper and a little bit of cocoa powder,

556
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I think is really good.

557
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:28,000
That's my go-to if I really want to make chili a little extravagant.

558
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Okay.

559
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Honestly.

560
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Yeah.

561
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Mine's simple as hell.

562
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Yeah.

563
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Grab your...

564
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:52,000
When you get your seasoning package, follow the directions.

565
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Honestly.

566
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
You're right.

567
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Everybody loves my chili.

568
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And all you do is follow the directions.

569
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
All right.

570
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
No, no.

571
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:09,000
One pound of hamburger, one package of seasoning.

572
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000
But yeah, just read the seasoning package.

573
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000
You got the best chili ever.

574
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
There you go.

575
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Seriously.

576
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Okay.

577
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Ronnie, I would like to hear your recipes.

578
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
It sounds like you're a chili fan.

579
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

580
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
We want to hear yours.

581
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Yeah.

582
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
So, all right.

583
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
That's the end of the emails.

584
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
I had to condense them greatly.

585
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
There's a lot more than that.

586
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
And a lot of people really concerned.

587
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
A couple of people that are blocked.

588
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Fuck them.

589
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Anyhow.

590
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Rob.

591
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I'm back.

592
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
He's back.

593
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yeah.

594
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
So, eat shit.

595
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Anyhow.

596
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Go ahead, Rob.

597
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000
It is your turn.

598
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Hey.

599
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:57,000
How can I not come back and not talk about shit?

600
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Of course.

601
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Of course.

602
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Be my guest.

603
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Yeah, yeah, it does kind of step on the political side a little bit.

604
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
But you'll see.

605
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
That's okay.

606
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
I don't give a shit.

607
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
I know.

608
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
I'm within boundaries.

609
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Tressa, you're going to love this one.

610
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Okay.

611
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
And I did not fact check this.

612
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
This come off.

613
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Oh, the hill.

614
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Okay.

615
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
You hit.

616
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:39,000
A sarcastic statue dedicated to January 6th, 2021, insurrectionist, was unveiled in front

617
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:46,000
of the Capitol on Thursday morning.

618
00:39:46,000 --> 00:40:03,000
The piece features a bronze state pile of BCs resting atop a desk with California representative

619
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Nancy Pelosi's name above a short paragraph displaying the monument.

620
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:20,000
This month, this memorial honors the brave men and women who broke into the United States

621
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Capitol on January 6th to loot, urinate and defecate throughout those hallowed halls in

622
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:36,000
order to overturn an election.

623
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Wow.

624
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
So, okay.

625
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
It is a bronze statue of shit.

626
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yeah.

627
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:49,000
It shows a picture of it's a coiled up pile of shit.

628
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Kind of like a Dairy Queen comb.

629
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Got the pointy dial.

630
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
I love that.

631
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,000
No matter how you feel about the insurrection, that is funny.

632
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah.

633
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Yeah.

634
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Sorry, I had to say it.

635
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Oh, that's fine.

636
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
That's cool.

637
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:22,000
And yeah, this is mostly at the National Mall.

638
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Wow.

639
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
In the Capitol.

640
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Okay.

641
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
That's pretty cool.

642
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
All right.

643
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
It's actually a cool picture, man.

644
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I'm looking it up right now.

645
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I'm looking down to give that a mouse up.

646
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:41,000
I'm looking it up right now, actually.

647
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Oh, wow.

648
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I see it.

649
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
It actually is pretty cool.

650
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Oh, so it is true then.

651
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
All right.

652
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
You fact check.

653
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Yeah.

654
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Thank you.

655
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Yep.

656
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Yeah.

657
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It appears to be the truth.

658
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,000
It looks like a giant Dairy Queen comb.

659
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,000
It's pretty cool.

660
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Look it up if you have any questions at all.

661
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,000
A little bit later, let's take our second break, but I'm going to do this later.

662
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I want to go into music stuff, music news first.

663
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:22,000
But you know, one of the people that was sentenced to a year in jail over the insurrection was

664
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:28,000
a guy that does voices for Fox and has done other shows and a couple of movies.

665
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Anyhow.

666
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yes.

667
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Yes.

668
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I've been reading about that.

669
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Yeah.

670
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Let's come back to that after the break.

671
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Actually, let's go into music news and we'll come back to it.

672
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Does that sound good?

673
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
All right.

674
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah, because I really want to get the music news out there because I'm reading this new

675
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,000
book, Brothers by Alex Van Halen, and there's some stuff really interesting.

676
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Yeah.

677
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000
I can go back into that after your news or after your story.

678
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Anyhow, we'll be right back.

679
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:21,000
All right.

680
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:40,000
All right.

681
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

682
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:05,000
The 24 seven Jerry Lewis Telephone is coming right up.

683
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo

684
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
is listening to this film.

685
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Hi, all.

686
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
This is Chicago.

687
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

688
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000
You can't touch me.

689
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Oh, yeah?

690
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
This is Kansas City here.

691
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Hold my beer, bitch.

692
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Hey, look.

693
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I think we found land.

694
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Oh, my God.

695
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I think we're safe.

696
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Oh, no.

697
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
It's the island of horrible jokes.

698
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
What?

699
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
What did the horse say?

700
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:47,000
After it tripped?

701
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

702
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:01,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

703
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:10,000
If the fly was de winged in a horrible accident, would that make the fly then a walk?

704
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I may never know.

705
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Two douchebags and microphone after a little technical errors there.

706
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I think we're better now.

707
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
It seems to be recording and I seem to have captured the other recording.

708
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,000
So I think we're in good shape, hopefully, right?

709
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
I hope.

710
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
All right.

711
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Alex Van Halen in his new book has revealed that him and Eddie after the departure of Gary

712
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Sharon as the lead singer of Van Halen wanted Ozzy or Chris Cornell to front the band.

713
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
They actually talked to Ozzy in the Osborne camp, were interested in the new venture.

714
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,000
The plan was getting finalized when the MTV series of Osborne's was approved and Ozzy

715
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
and Sharon opted to do the show instead.

716
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Chris Cornell was never officially asked, but it did not go into details.

717
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000
I'm thinking Audioslave might have been set in stone around that time.

718
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:22,000
So he was obviously going to do Audioslave because that was his true passion was to work

719
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
with the guys from Rage from the Machine and sing with them.

720
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
And that's, you know, that's what he did.

721
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
They did it very well.

722
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And this is from the books, the book Brothers that Alex Van Halen just released.

723
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
And I'm just going over some quick bullet points.

724
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I'm still reading the book and there's a lot more I have to get to.

725
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
But these are the ones that are most famous that have came out ahead of the book.

726
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,000
And I'm just covering them real quick because I haven't even got to any of these in the book yet.

727
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:52,000
So anyhow, Alex Van Halen has a wish list of the one he wants to sing him and his brother,

728
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Eddie's final music.

729
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
They wrote together.

730
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
He would love Robert Plant to sing it.

731
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
He plans on extending the offer.

732
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
And I'm all about that one.

733
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Robert Plant's iconic voice, even at his age, would be amazing to hear with Eddie and Alex playing.

734
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Would that be excellent?

735
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Yeah, that would be amazing.

736
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Yeah, we wish Alex a lot of luck on that.

737
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Alex Van Halen also has an instrumental last song he wrote with his brother.

738
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
It's out right now.

739
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
It's titled Unfinished.

740
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
It's a free as a downloadable.

741
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Go check it out.

742
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Alex also was furious that his brother, Eddie, went to work with Michael Jackson on his song Beat It.

743
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,000
And he said, he said, Why would you lend your talents to MJ?

744
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I just don't fucking get it.

745
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,000
The funny part was Eddie very cleverly lied his way to smooth it out and said, Who knows that kid anyhow?

746
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Alex told his brother, You made the mistakes.

747
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Don't act stupid trying to get out of it.

748
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Eddie agreed to perform the guitar solo on Jackson's Beat It in 1982, which Alex claimed that led to their demise.

749
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Alex and this is with him and David Lee Roth.

750
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:13,000
He got so ultra popular that right after that, Eddie Van Halen, he got so recognized that there is quite a bit of dissension between him and the front guy.

751
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:20,000
David Lee Roth that led David Lee Roth leaving because he was probably jealous over that kind of showboat.

752
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Yeah, it was a showboat.

753
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

754
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
It was a pissing match.

755
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:32,000
So anyhow, so, you know, Eddie ignored his brother's wishes and went forward with a collaboration.

756
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,000
David Lee Roth was jealous of Eddie getting more spotlight than he was getting.

757
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
So he left to go solo, Alex claims.

758
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:48,000
He also wanted to do a tribute show with David Lee Roth and Wolfgang featuring Wolfgang, Eddie's son, featuring guest guitarist.

759
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:54,000
But DLR David Lee Roth refused to remember Eddie for at least one time per show.

760
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Alex was very pissed.

761
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:08,000
So in other words, what that's saying is, is every show he wanted to do a moment to his brother, Eddie, because it was a tribute show that they were doing to his brother, his late brother.

762
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,000
And David Lee Roth said, I'm not doing that.

763
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
I'm not going to do that every show.

764
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000
And that led to a couple of fuck yous.

765
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And it never happened.

766
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
And I agree with Alex.

767
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
It was a tribute concert, a series of they're going to do.

768
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Why couldn't they mention Eddie?

769
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Right.

770
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
All right.

771
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
It would have been that big a deal.

772
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:35,000
But DLR with his fragile ego sounds to me allegedly he couldn't handle that.

773
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:43,000
So, you know, Rob, go ahead.

774
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,000
The Patrick Swayze 1989 film Roadhouse.

775
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Oh, yeah.

776
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:58,000
This fiction was fictionally based in a small Missouri town called Jasper.

777
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Yep.

778
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Anybody knows that film knows it's filmed in Jasper, Missouri.

779
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Yep.

780
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:21,000
However, it was all filmed in California and there was no crime boss taking over the real town of Jasper, Missouri.

781
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:30,000
So there was no real connection to Jasper except the name, which is true.

782
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
If you drive the town, you can see.

783
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah.

784
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
That wasn't that town.

785
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Yeah.

786
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:44,000
If you watch the film, there are mountains in the distance.

787
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
An easy clue.

788
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000
It's not Missouri.

789
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Yeah.

790
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,000
The only mountains in Missouri are the Ozark Mountains and their big hills.

791
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Yeah.

792
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,000
And that's.

793
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Technically, I think they're in the Ozarks.

794
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
But it's not in the hills.

795
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000
There is like the northern still the flat part.

796
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Okay.

797
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Okay.

798
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
I could see that.

799
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
I mean, you don't get into the big hills and tell you.

800
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Technically, the Ozarks runs up to about Butler.

801
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Yes.

802
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Technically.

803
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Yeah.

804
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
They go to the east.

805
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
They would be in it.

806
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Okay.

807
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,000
That's over around Joplin.

808
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Yeah.

809
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
North of Joplin.

810
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Yeah.

811
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
You start running.

812
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Go ahead.

813
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Located to the east of town at the main Jasper exit, they are building a roadhouse that features

814
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
the same look as the film's neon name.

815
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:02,000
The roadhouse will offer Sinclair gas, groceries, and other items.

816
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
In Jasper?

817
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Unknown when it will be open, but we will be watching.

818
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
They already.

819
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
When it comes up, they'll.

820
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Okay.

821
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
They already have a Sinclair there with a dinosaur out in front.

822
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I've taken numerous pictures in front of that dinosaur.

823
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Well, they're opening another station that supposedly looks like the roadhouse from the

824
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
movie.

825
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
I think that's fantastic.

826
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
And all the commerce going along.

827
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
And it has the name.

828
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
All the commerce going along I-49.

829
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Everyone will stop there.

830
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
I think that's a great idea.

831
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Exactly.

832
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Yeah.

833
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
It's right on 49.

834
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Yeah.

835
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Pretty cool, man.

836
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Very cool.

837
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Wow.

838
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
I like that a lot.

839
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,000
That's neat.

840
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
It's a real good gimmick, too.

841
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000
I've got something here.

842
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:08,000
You ever hear the term piss elm?

843
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Yes.

844
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Yeah.

845
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
We had a tree in our front yard.

846
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000
My dad always called it a piss elm.

847
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Yeah.

848
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Well, it turns out that it's true.

849
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
There really is a piss elm.

850
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000
It's not a slang term like I thought.

851
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
I thought it just meant, ah, it's a run in the mill elm.

852
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:38,000
It is an elm tree that is resistant to Dutch elm disease.

853
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
And they are called piss elms because they're hard to kill.

854
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Oh, OK.

855
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
So it's a gotcha.

856
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Gotcha.

857
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Yeah.

858
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Yeah.

859
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
It is not a slang term.

860
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,000
The name of them are piss elms.

861
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,000
And all that time, just like piss ants, I covered that, I think, in a solo cast.

862
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Piss ants came from piss ants.

863
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Piss ants are little bitty ants.

864
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000
So everyone started calling them piss ants.

865
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:11,000
So this is a piss elm that people call piss elms because the only thing they could refer them to,

866
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:16,000
and that's how it got its name was, it was the elms that would not die from Dutch elm disease,

867
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000
but they were an elm tree.

868
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Interesting, huh?

869
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Yeah.

870
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Yeah.

871
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Yeah.

872
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Actually, I think my dad may have told me that.

873
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
That would not surprise me.

874
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:37,000
I've never, I've always heard of them as piss, you know.

875
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Yeah.

876
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Anyhow, you got something going to go into?

877
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Oh, I got a Snoop Dogg one.

878
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Okay.

879
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Sounds good.

880
00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Snoop Dogg's entourage includes a staffer tasked with making sure people he is smoking

881
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:15,000
marijuana with don't get too high and telling them that's enough.

882
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Okay.

883
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:24,000
During an appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen that aired on Sunday,

884
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:38,000
the cannabis icon was first asked who he smoked with, who he considers to be the most lightweight consumer.

885
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:48,000
He didn't name names, but offered, there's so many of them, they're featherweights.

886
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I'm sure to him they are.

887
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Hey, there's too many names, baby.

888
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Why don't you come join me so I can add you to the list, Snoop said.

889
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Cohen then reminded the rapper that I've joined you and I did okay.

890
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
That's awesome.

891
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
Andy Cohen said that, huh?

892
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Yeah.

893
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:22,000
The host then informed the audience that Snoop has a guy with him.

894
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:29,000
When he gets you high, he kind of says, hey, stop.

895
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Yeah.

896
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Snoop confirmed that the unnamed person will tell others in rotation that's enough when

897
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:47,000
they smoke too much and you're at risk of getting overly stoned.

898
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:58,000
It's unclear if the person is the same Snoop disclosed, paying upwards of $50,000 a year

899
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,000
to roll blunts for him.

900
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Snoop estimated in 2019 he consumes 81 blunts a day.

901
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,000
A day?

902
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Oh my gosh.

903
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
What he said.

904
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
And he's old school too.

905
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
He doesn't vape.

906
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
And he pays.

907
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
He doesn't dab.

908
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
He doesn't.

909
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
He pays somebody $50,000 a year just to roll them for him.

910
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Now you know why he does all these commercials now and he's popped up on all these shows.

911
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,000
He needs the money.

912
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Wow.

913
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Very cool.

914
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:42,000
I got something a little bit, well, it's kind of up our alley, but kind of odd.

915
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Okay.

916
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
This is department stores and also athletic wear.

917
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:53,000
And this is according to generational and where they prefer to buy their stuff at.

918
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000
We grew up in what?

919
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000
TGNY, Wilco, Venture, right?

920
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Yeah.

921
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Yeah.

922
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Okay.

923
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Exactly.

924
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Okay.

925
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Well, those are discount stores like Walmart.

926
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Most of them are buy buy except for Walmart.

927
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,000
So this is the actual department stores that are a little bit higher up than there.

928
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
So, and this is a breakdown.

929
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:22,000
And so the first one is the top five athletic footwear retailers in the US by generation.

930
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Gen Z, Nike is 36%.

931
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Adidas is 21%.

932
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Foot Locker is 12%.

933
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
New Balance is 8%.

934
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:37,000
And Finish Line, who I've never heard of, is 5%.

935
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Millennial, Nike is 44%.

936
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Adidas is 13%.

937
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
New Balance is 9%.

938
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Foot Locker is 9%.

939
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,000
And Skechers are 6%.

940
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Gen X, Nike, 36%.

941
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Foot Locker, 15%.

942
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
New Balance, 13%.

943
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Adidas, 10%.

944
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
And Skechers at 8%.

945
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,000
And then finally, the Boomers.

946
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Nike, 28%.

947
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Foot Locker, 18%.

948
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Skechers, 13%.

949
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
New Balance, 12%.

950
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,000
And Adidas, 8%.

951
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
I think that sounds about right.

952
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
What do you think?

953
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Yeah, that sounds, yeah.

954
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
That sounds fair.

955
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Yeah.

956
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Well, when I go into the department stores, I think that this is going to make a lot of sense too.

957
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Because some of these are on their way out.

958
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:47,000
And you'll see like the Boomers and Gen Xs are particular to those stores.

959
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
But anyhow, I'll go into it.

960
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Okay, the top five department stores in the U.S. by generation.

961
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Generation Z, Kohl's comes in at 19%.

962
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Macy's comes in at 18%.

963
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Nordstrom comes in at 15%.

964
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Dillard's is 13%.

965
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
And Bloomingdale's, if you can afford to shop there, 11%.

966
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Millennials.

967
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
That's why it's only 11%.

968
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Yeah, that is why.

969
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Nordstrom, Millennials, Nordstrom, 22%.

970
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Macy's, 21%.

971
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Kohl's, 16%.

972
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,000
JCPenney, 14%.

973
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000
And Dillard's, yeah.

974
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
And Dillard's, remember them?

975
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
There are not too many of them around either.

976
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Yeah, Dillard.

977
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
It's 9%.

978
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,000
So Millennials still remember some of those.

979
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Now, Gen X.

980
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Gen X I find fascinating because theirs are kind of switched around a little bit.

981
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Macy's, 25%.

982
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Kohl's at 24%.

983
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Where Millennials, Kohl's is 16%.

984
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:55,000
I found that odd because Kohl's was like a relatively newer store.

985
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,000
So next one is JCPenney at 18%.

986
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Dillard's at 9%.

987
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
And Nordstrom at 8%.

988
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Then finally, the Boomers.

989
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Listen to this, and I can't believe this.

990
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:10,000
The Boomers prefer Kohl's, 32%.

991
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
The Boomers do.

992
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000
They like Kohl's.

993
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Wow.

994
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Yeah.

995
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,000
JCPenney, which is not out of the realm, 23%.

996
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Macy's is 16%.

997
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Nordstrom at 9%.

998
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:28,000
And Belk, whoever the hell they are, is at 7%.

999
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Most of that, I think, was right on.

1000
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:37,000
But some of that stuff, I was like, wow, I couldn't believe it because it's not in the,

1001
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:47,000
let's see, the demographic that I see the Boomers being in, like Kohl's, I just see them being a younger store, right?

1002
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000
I couldn't believe it.

1003
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,000
Yeah.

1004
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,000
I couldn't believe they're number one by a bullet.

1005
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
But anyhow, interesting.

1006
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Actually, I know a lot of Gen X's that go to Kohl's.

1007
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:06,000
I do for my shoes because they actually bother to stock double E's.

1008
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Do they?

1009
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yes.

1010
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
You have that problem too?

1011
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000
You got the Fred Flintstones?

1012
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
I'm like E.

1013
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Okay.

1014
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000
But I'm like a nine and a half.

1015
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Okay.

1016
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Yeah, it's more or less.

1017
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Yeah.

1018
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Yeah, I'm a double E.

1019
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Smaller version.

1020
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
I'm a double E.

1021
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,000
And I got the Fred Flintstones.

1022
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000
And I cannot wear a regular size shoe.

1023
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
It will not work.

1024
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
I have to go double E.

1025
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
And some of them are tight.

1026
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Yeah.

1027
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000
And Kohl's is the only major department store that I know of.

1028
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,000
And I've been to all of them that I can get my hands on around here.

1029
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,400
Even out of town when I used to go out of town, I used to check their local ones or

1030
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,000
regional ones.

1031
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
And Kohl's is the only one where I consistently can find double E shoes.

1032
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,000
So, that's why I go there.

1033
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,000
So, anyhow, Rob, you want to keep this bitch going?

1034
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
You want to...

1035
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Hey, give a heads up to our listeners.

1036
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Yeah.

1037
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,000
If you have Fred Flintstones like me, go to Kohl's.

1038
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Yeah, if you're looking for the wides, go to Kohl's.

1039
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000
They have them regularly.

1040
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Not the sporadic one here, one there.

1041
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000
And I also have a complaint too.

1042
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:22,000
Most of the double E's are ugly, especially Nikes.

1043
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
They don't bother to come up with good ones.

1044
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000
They're like, oh, if you've got Fred Flintstones, you've got to have ugly shoes.

1045
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
So, anyhow.

1046
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
All right, Rob, you got something you want to go into or you want to shut this bitch

1047
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
off or what do you want to do?

1048
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000
Well, I do have a sad one.

1049
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Uh-oh.

1050
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:44,000
That happened today.

1051
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Uh-huh.

1052
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Carrie Garth, the actress.

1053
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Oh, really?

1054
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1055
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Well known in it.

1056
01:03:53,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Okay, an Oscar nominated actress known for her work in films like Young Frankenstein,

1057
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:09,000
Tootsie, and Mr. Mom has died according to her manager.

1058
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Was she like in her mid 70s?

1059
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,000
Seventy-nine.

1060
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Seventy-nine, okay.

1061
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Oh, wow.

1062
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Well, that's too bad.

1063
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Garth died Tuesday in Los Angeles more than 20 years after she was diagnosed with multiple

1064
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000
sclerosis.

1065
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Oh, I didn't even know that, did you?

1066
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
No, I did not.

1067
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Oh, that's too bad.

1068
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:41,000
She was one of my favorite actresses growing up, to be honest.

1069
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Oh, I thought a lot of her, too.

1070
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:48,000
She did more than just those movies, you know?

1071
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:53,000
She was in a lot of stuff, and I always loved her characters and how she played them.

1072
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Yes, yes.

1073
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Yeah.

1074
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000
They were fitting for her.

1075
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Yeah.

1076
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:05,000
They were kind of oddball, but they were fitting, and that's what made it so good.

1077
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000
She was really good at what she did.

1078
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
I enjoyed it.

1079
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
We're going to miss you, Terry.

1080
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
That's right, RIP, Terry.

1081
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Thank you for your service, your work.

1082
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,000
We appreciate it.

1083
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,000
All right.

1084
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:23,000
I've got one more we can cap this off with if you want to hold on just a minute.

1085
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Yeah.

1086
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
Okay.

1087
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Researchers at Arthas University in Denmark have developed a drug called Lockheed that

1088
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,000
mimics the health benefits of exercise.

1089
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
How Lockheed works.

1090
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Lockheed mimics the metabolic effects of exercise and fasting, which can lead to increased lactate

1091
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
and ketone levels.

1092
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:51,000
This can help the body mimic a state similar to running a 10-kilometer race on an empty

1093
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000
stomach.

1094
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Potential benefits.

1095
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Lockheed could help people who can't follow a strict exercise and diet routine.

1096
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:05,000
It could also help people with brain-related conditions like Parkinson's and dementia.

1097
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:11,000
The current status of Lockheed has shown positive results in rats and the first human clinical

1098
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:15,000
trials are underway in Arthas University Hospital.

1099
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:20,000
If successful, it could be developed into a nutritional supplement.

1100
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Other drugs that mimic the benefits of exercise include SLU PP332, which I've never heard

1101
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:33,000
of, and the other one, ERRA, a protein that regulates exercise and do stress.

1102
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:38,000
So, that would be pretty cool if they could do that, wouldn't it?

1103
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000
It's like, hang on, I gotta go work out and then you go take your pill.

1104
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
All right, I'm done.

1105
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Where are we going?

1106
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
That'd be great.

1107
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
I'd be all for it.

1108
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
Yeah, I would be.

1109
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Yeah.

1110
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,000
So, all right.

1111
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000
You got anything else, Rob?

1112
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Or are we gonna shut this bitch down and call it a night?

1113
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,000
That's all I have for tonight, brother.

1114
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
That's all I got too, brother.

1115
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000
All right, man.

1116
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Thank you all for joining us.

1117
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000
All right, light it up anyway.

1118
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Well, thank you guys for joining us.

1119
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,000
We appreciate it.

1120
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Ganiya, oh, hi Ricky.

1121
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1122
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Hi, Grandma Opal, Dodge City, Kansas.

1123
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Hi, Grandma.

1124
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Hi, Ricky.

1125
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1126
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000
We love you guys.

1127
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Hopefully, send me an email.

1128
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000
I don't even know if you guys listen anymore.

1129
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Yeah, please.

1130
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Yeah, I have not gotten one from them and it bothers me.

1131
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
I'm hoping they're just busy.

1132
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000
So, anyhow.

1133
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
All right.

1134
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Should we put a mandate down if we don't get an email in the next five weeks?

1135
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:37,000
We're just gonna stop doing it.

1136
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Actually, I was thinking that about an hour before you called me, I was wondering, wait.

1137
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000
What happened to them?

1138
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Why aren't we hearing from them?

1139
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000
I keep putting out the call.

1140
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000
I mean, I would hate it if it's just not...

1141
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000
Yeah, we do it every show.

1142
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Yeah, I would hate it if it was just Jimmy being lazy and not doing it, then Grandma

1143
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Opal's gonna get her heart broken because we don't say hi to her anymore.

1144
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,000
So, I'm really reluctant to do it, but at the same time, I figure if we keep putting

1145
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:11,000
out the call, that he will answer it, right?

1146
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
I hope.

1147
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,000
But my email has been messed up frequently.

1148
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Yeah, you know what?

1149
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
We'll talk about it later, right?

1150
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,000
Yeah.

1151
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,000
All right.

1152
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,000
All right.

1153
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Good night, assholes.

1154
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Good night, assholes.

1155
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Oh, no.

1156
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1157
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:35,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1158
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Fear not, assholes.

1159
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:53,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.