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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said,

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I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you...

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The Origin Of.

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The Origin Of Smoke Detectors.

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Different versions of smoke and heat detectors have been around since the late 1800s.

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But a key step in the inventions evolution came from a Swiss physicist named Walter Jaeger.

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The story goes that Jaeger was trying to create a device that would detect poisonous gas.

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It didn't work.

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One day he lit up a cigarette in Viola. His failed poison detector became itself an effective smoke detector.

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So there you go.

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You watched the news. It was grim.

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Is an apocalypse inevitable?

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We suggest you download all of our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

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We have the Post-Apocalypse List.

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OK, so you have your bunker set.

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And what do you do inside this bunker to give you the readiness if an apocalypse occurs?

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Here are some products you will probably use.

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Zip ties, duct tape, fishing line, a needle and thread, matches or a lighter, scissors, safety pins, super glue, bungee cords, parachute cord, sugar, salt, pepper, garlic and chicken and beef foil cubes.

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Crusty instant pancake mix, jiffy muffin mix or Bisquick or all the above.

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Canned and dried vegetable and fruit and this should get you started.

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Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark. How is everybody doing tonight?

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I just got back from Eureka Springs.

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Got a lot, a lot of stories on that. A lot of weird, crazy, odd shit happened like always.

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And there's other things, other things.

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What the hell? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Was that a duck?

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Was that a duck?

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That was a duck.

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That was a duck.

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Oh my. I think, you know, I'm not for sure on this.

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I'm not for sure on this. Don't hold your breath.

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But I think Rob might be back. That's the duck call.

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He's the duck.

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You know, if that was me coming back, I'd be going.

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Rob, is that you?

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Rob, where is that?

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Ah, there we go. The dynamic duo is back. So good.

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Yes, we are.

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Excellent. Excellent. So Rob, how are you?

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I'm doing good. I'm doing good.

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Good. Good.

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I got a lot of stuff cleared up and life started hitting me, man.

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We've been running strong for a while. Four nights a week was a lot, you admit it.

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Yes, we're cutting back on that. Rob and I are doing two shows and Topher and I are doing two shows.

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This is my third podcast today. The first one was the NFL show and I did it from the balcony of where we were staying.

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Right. Well, it's your day off, too.

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Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? I spent over three hours on that balcony doing that show and it was fun.

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Right.

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And now I'm here.

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In Eureka Springs.

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Yeah. Eureka Springs is such a, I love that area. So we had a blast and I have a lot of stories going for that.

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But so Rob, we left you off at your truck. Do you want to talk about that? Any clarify any of that or not?

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It's still work in progress.

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Okay. Did you call?

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I'll just leave it at that.

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Okay. Did you call Bernard's like I told you to?

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Yeah. Like I said, I work all day.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. They might be able to help you.

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I just got to find the right parts and I think I know what went wrong. I think I figured out what went wrong.

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Looking up the parts. You know.

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Okay. Very good. Good. Well, all right. Well, we'll start off on this then. Okay. I went to Eureka Springs.

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Just got back about 20 minutes ago. I'm going for my notes. I don't have anything really written down.

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Well, everything's kind of bunched together. So I'm probably going to screw some stuff up.

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Just, you know, total, total transparency right here. I'm going to screw some stuff up tonight.

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Probably probably say some wrong words because my scribe isn't that good.

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Some of it was done drunk, which is not advisable.

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So anyhow, went to Eureka Springs and did like we've been doing.

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We love that place. But in my opinion, they really screwed up this time.

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The owner, the owners of the Flatiron flats sold their good parking lot right behind the place and gave us a shitty one way down the hill.

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And it's not a lot of fun climbing up, I don't know, four sets of stairs on a hill.

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And then where you're parking is muddy because there's a natural stream there or a natural spring there.

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And I'm not at all happy with them. And all I could do was voice my complaint.

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I'm going to find out who owns it and I'm going to send it into them.

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Not not that they give a shit and will ever do anything about it.

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But I don't know if I'm going to be going back there because I thought that was rather shitty in my opinion.

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And as usual, I have a solution.

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Oh, go go ahead.

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Call an Uber.

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Haven't charged the place.

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Well, my solution was this. I parked in front of the Flatiron flat building and it's paid parking and I paid about 10 bucks a day.

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And that why I didn't have to have the car way away from me or anything.

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And it was easy. Like if we brought something back.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I just did that by the time I already figured that in.

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And that's a great idea, Rob. But I figured, you know what?

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If I'm going to be doing Ubers, I'll just pay this fucking buck an hour or whatever shit.

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And then it stops at six and it's free all night on the main drag.

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So I just did that 10 bucks a day. Took care of it.

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But the fact is, is they should have gave me at 10 bucks back.

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They should have gave me that 10 bucks back because to me, that's unacceptable.

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Yeah. They didn't say anything to me when I booked it like, hey, wait a minute, partner.

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Wait a minute. We moved the parking lot three hours away.

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Just letting you know, you know, not it wasn't three hours, but man, it's really, they did a really piss job on us.

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I can tell you that. And the guy inside there that was working the second night when I went in there

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and talked to him briefly about it, he said, well, you can park up here where we park.

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But the way the block is configured, I would have had to walk just as far up the hill around the other side.

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Like, that's not going to work either. So anyhow, you know what?

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I still love the place and everything, but I don't think I'm going to rent from him anymore

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because evidently the owners don't give a shit because they told me this,

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that they didn't even tell them that they sold the parking lot.

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And when they sold the parking lot, what happened is this right here.

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A lady went there to park, OK, because that's where you always parked back behind there.

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And they sold the parking lot to the beaver. Shit, what do they call it?

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Not the animal beaver. Ah, shit. Anyhow.

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That beaver lake.

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Yes. So the beaver bar, I forgot, you know what, I'm fried.

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But anyhow, they sold it to them. And then the lady that was staying at the flat iron flats, her car got towed.

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Imagine. Yeah. And they didn't know that the owner sold it.

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And they're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, you know, they probably thought the car got stolen.

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So she worked there. No, she was. She didn't work there.

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It was a guest. Oh, yeah. When they get. Yeah.

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When they sold the parking lot, they failed to tell the people that work at the hotel there that takes care.

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And tell the customers. Yeah, they're they're just going. Yeah.

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So the lady's doing what she's supposed to. OK, here we are.

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Here's the parking lot they told me about. No big deal.

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And her car was gone. Yeah.

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So anyhow, I'm probably not. So those are.

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Mm hmm. It really is. And they were not.

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I mean, look, I mean, they I live at Lake of the Ozarks.

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I'm putting myself in that. No, speaking of that, we just.

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We just got done talking to some people at the show last night.

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We go to this place called the Intrigue Theater, and it is an amazing show.

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The guy is an illusionist. Yeah.

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He's a big illusionist and he's also a paranormalist.

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He he is just right up my alley of what I love.

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And he's into teleportation.

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This show was a little bit more teleportation. His lovely wife is cool.

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Yeah. His wife is a contortionist and the tickets are pretty cheap.

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They're only like twenty nine bucks or something. It's one hell of a show.

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And then I tell you what, it lasts about two and a half, three hours.

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The guy is very accessible. I talked to him for a while, but he came up to me.

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And this is an example of what happened that night.

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OK, he gave us front row.

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And I think he just probably he has a lady screaming in there at the first when you walk in.

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And I bought some tickets in back and he gave us front row.

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And that's because I think if they look at you and they like, OK, this guy and this lady is going to be good,

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going to be entertaining when we incorporate them in the show.

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You know, they have they have an eye for this. OK.

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And I'm not shy. I mean, obviously. So yeah.

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So yeah. So I'm speaking up and I'm giving him good dialogue and we're we're banter and stuff.

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And it's very good. But he he started going into things about people.

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And he goes, oh, yes. And he walks up to me and he goes, someone here knows someone named John.

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He looks around, then he looks at me right in the eyes.

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He goes, your brother's name is John.

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And I go, I look at Val and Val look at me, both our next snap.

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We're like, what? Oh, my God.

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If he went on my Facebook, if he found it on my Facebook or something, he had to went back a long ways.

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I don't think that happened. But here's the other thing.

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I have a good friend named John that I work with for many years.

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And and anyhow, he's a really good guy. Love him.

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His name's John McIlwain. Great guy.

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I don't think he'd mind me telling his name.

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And I work with him for many years at the old place.

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And and I admire him greatly.

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And he goes, you have a really one of your best friend's name is John.

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Yeah. And he goes, but I'll go above that.

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You have a neighbor named John right across the street from you within walking distance.

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And Val and I are like, what the fuck?

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How could this guy know? I've never posted John the neighbor's name everywhere.

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I don't speak about him very much. He's a great guy, but he's just kind of there.

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There is no reason to say anything about him at all.

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OK, how in the hell did he know all of these? All of these?

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Dude, I got to go. I got to go.

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You have to. And what a trick.

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Whatever it is, what a trick.

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The guy has been on Fool Us with Penn and Teller.

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By the way, Teller does talk, I found out. I asked him.

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Oh, really? Yeah, I know he does.

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Oh, does he? Has he been talking?

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I've heard. OK. OK.

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Well, I know. Well, he's only spoke on like one or two occasions.

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OK, I'd never heard him talk.

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But anyhow, he's told me about that.

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And he said like he gave a really good story when they were on there.

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He said the producer is just a real dick and kept interrupting them.

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And everything was going great.

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And they're like over there shaking their head going, what? What now?

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What now? And he kept interrupting it.

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And then Teller spoke up.

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He said something like this guy's a stupid fucker or something like that.

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Everyone like turn around like, oh, my God, that was stellar.

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And, you know, the guy's really great. Go see it.

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If you're within 100 miles, if you were within 200 miles, go see it.

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I want to, man. Go see it.

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It's worth it. It's just to go down there, rent a cabin for a night and go see it.

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The guy is amazing.

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And I have to I had to leave the paranormal show because it's tomorrow and I have to be back at work tomorrow.

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I don't have enough vacation time, but man, I wanted to go so bad.

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But he's going to run it regularly.

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And he's also talking to the Elms Hotel up here and maybe doing a couple of shows there.

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This is a guy. Yeah.

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Yeah. He did a Houdini. Looked at.

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Looked this guy up. He did a Houdini hanging off the side of the Crescent Hotel.

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He did the canister water underneath the in the water where they locked him up.

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He almost died.

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He did everything. Yes.

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The guy is freaking amazing.

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I'll tell you what, anyhow, the the Intrigue Theater.

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And here, hang on, I'm going to try to give you a little bit more information on it.

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OK, that way people will know.

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The Intrigue Theater, Eureka Springs. I can look it up.

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OK, well, I'm going to give the people out there a little bit more.

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Get on his website.

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Yes, get on his website.

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And his name is Sean Paul.

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S.E.A.N. Sean Paul and Juliana Fey.

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And anyhow, they they've been to Hollywood at the Magic Castle.

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They did a show in Vegas.

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They've been on Fool Us.

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They've been on, let's see, America's Got Talent.

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They've been on some other shows, too, that I'm not familiar with, but they're like in Britain or something.

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But he did a Houdini hanging off the side of of the Crescent Hotel.

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And like I said, he did the underwater gimmick, which was crazy.

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He almost died. The guy is really, really, really good.

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He was on U.S. News and World Report.

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And they did a big report on him in the the the actual article says it's a stellar night of entertaining

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performances at Eureka Springs.

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So, yeah, if you get a chance, go see him.

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So I had to get that out of the way.

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I had to get that out of the way because that guy is amazing.

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And also, I talked to him for a while afterwards, too.

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I talked to him about a lot of different things, some of the stuff that I don't care to bring up on the air,

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but it's some paranormal stuff that I've been a witness to.

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I've told you about some of it, but there are some of it that's like really, really dear to me

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that I cannot I just I can't I can only share it with a certain amount of people.

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And that's it. And that's it.

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It takes too much out of me if that makes sense at all.

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So I move on. It makes sense to me.

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I move on. I move on. So anyhow, Eureka Springs, we get there.

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OK, and we checked in at the cabin and I watched a little bit of the first first quarter there.

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And we're like, you know what? Let's let's go down to down to the.

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Oh, shit, what the hell is the name of it? Gosh, I'm forgetting everything.

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I knew this is going to happen.

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Anyhow, we went down to Sparrow Grill that we go to all the time.

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It's a great place. And to watch the game, we go in there and the game's going on.

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And well, there's forty niner fans hooting it up.

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That is until Mark from Casey showed up.

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So they're there. Everything was going pretty good for him right then.

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So I'm sitting there very quietly with my home, my home's Super Bowl jersey.

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Well, let's see what happens.

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And I could tell momentum, I could tell the chiefs are getting ready to break it open.

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So me and Val sat down.

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The forty niner crew didn't notice that we were having all kinds of they were having all kinds of fun.

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Oh, yeah. And then Brock was intercepted.

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And then that's when Mark from Casey with the Super Bowl, my home's jersey stood up clapping and screaming.

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Who's your daddy?

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You could have heard a pin drop.

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You could have heard a fucking pin drop.

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They didn't know I was even there.

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They turned around with their mouth open.

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And I go, that's right.

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Daddy's back.

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They were like, oh, the game was turning drastically towards the chiefs.

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So so, you know, this home slice here, he had to throw he had to throw some more dickness and rub it in.

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And at the two minute warning, they split no more forty niner fan.

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They were all gone, all gone.

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You're in Arkansas.

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And they all left.

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They were gone because then my home's ran that one touchdown in.

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And then they and I'm getting ready to take a piss.

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And someone goes, aha, flag.

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And it's one of the forty niner guys.

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I turn around and I watch.

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And then it's gets the forty niners.

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I turn around, I go, ha ha.

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They were burning a hole through with through me.

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And I didn't care.

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No, that's exactly.

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That's exactly.

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I said, come on over, man.

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I fucking take all of you at once.

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I don't fucking care.

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I was drunk.

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I was like, come on, bitches.

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Come on.

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You want a box?

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We'll fucking box.

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None of them wanted to box.

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So anyhow, anyhow, yes.

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And I let them know.

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I let them know in no uncertain terms.

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The chiefs are their daddy.

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And they knew it.

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So, so anyhow, there's a new revolt against Kyle Shanahan.

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And it was funny because I got to look at online and evidently Kyle Shanahan decided he was going to scold Brock Purdy at his locker.

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And someone in the locker room, it could have been a player or player personnel or something, videoed it.

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And they posted it on X, I believe is what happened.

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And people saw this.

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They're like that motherfucker.

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And like I said, even that night to a couple of guy reasonable fans that weren't either, you cannot throw passes on your back.

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And that's what happened to Brock Purdy.

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Nobody could have done it.

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My homes could do it in the Super Bowl against Tampa Bay.

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He was flat on his back.

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You cannot throw anything flat on your back.

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And that's what was going on.

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So it was not Brock Purdy.

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So and Shanahan was bitching at him, you know, and then people just erupted on X and they're turning on him because one guy put it in really good perspective.

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So Kyle Shanahan has offensive coordinator for the Atlanta when they were in Super Bowl, whatever it was against the Patriots.

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They're leading 28 to three halftime and they gave up on the run game and they lost.

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This guy is an idiot.

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Get rid of him now.

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And all of them were sediment like that.

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And that guy was right.

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Kyle Shanahan is a guy that decided he was going to go to passing when running the ball was working perfectly fine.

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And they ended up losing that Super Bowl.

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So I think there is some validity to it, but I don't think there's all some validity to it.

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The Chiefs are in their head.

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They cannot get past him.

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And I think like I said today on the other show, the NFL, the sports bastards, this right here, the dynasty was already taken down by the Chiefs before it began.

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They didn't have a chance.

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There's a lot of teams out there like Stephen A.

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Smith said, and I agree with him 100 percent.

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There's a lot of players.

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There's a lot of quarterbacks that should have been getting rings that are not going to get rings because you got number 15 in there right now.

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And he's right.

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And Brock Purdy and Kyle Shanahan might be one of those people.

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So anyhow, the whole thing is, though, is Kyle Shanahan was a boob for doing that, in my opinion, because I guarantee you after the Super Bowl, we lost to Tampa.

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I guarantee you.

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Reed didn't go in there and go, what the fuck's up, Patrick?

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What's wrong with you?

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He knew he was on his ass the whole game.

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He knew he was lying on the ground the whole game.

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He probably went in there and said, hey, are you all right?

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Yeah, I'm OK.

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We're going to get back in next year.

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Right.

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Yeah, I guarantee you he didn't do a juvenile thing like scolding scolding him.

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So anyhow, I got more to say about Eureka Springs.

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So much stuff happened.

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It was one of the greatest trips ever had there because we didn't make hardly any plans at all.

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We just we just laid around and then we felt like eating something.

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We went to get something to eat or we felt like going somewhere.

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We went somewhere.

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It was perfect.

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True vacation.

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Yes.

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So, Rob, we turn it to you.

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Tell us something, Rob.

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It's been a while.

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OK, first off, I want to give my friends here,

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Riverstone Forest, the haunted forest right outside my door here.

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Mm hmm.

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I want to give them a shout out.

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Cool.

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They have two more. This is Wednesday night, the 23rd.

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They have they're open two more weekends.

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They're open this weekend, the 25th and 26th, Friday and Saturday.

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Friday is open to everybody and Saturday, October 26, this Saturday, kids night from six to seven

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and regular from seven thirty to midnight.

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Cool.

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And then they are open November 1st and November 2nd.

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Cool and run.

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Go ahead.

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Friday, November 1st is day after Halloween.

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It's a regular hot night.

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But Saturday, their last night, Saturday, November 2nd, I want to pay almonds to this.

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OK.

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It's from dark to midnight.

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Half off admission goes to Camp Wonderland, which is a big charity around here for

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special kids.

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I mean, they do a lot of things with kids.

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Good.

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They have a big camp over. Oh, it's Lake Ozark.

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We'll call it. It's over on the other side of Lake.

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Yeah, it's a big deal.

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Cool. Cool.

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Yeah. So half of what they take in on admission is going to that.

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And honestly, last weekend, well, I've been doing this whole thing.

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Our apartment complex, Brod Creek, jointed.

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There's woods.

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I went out.

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You're going to love this.

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OK.

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I went out there one night and we had a.

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A corn tree that drops some acorns down in our apartment lot.

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And I've been wanting to go over and just mess with people in line and take in line from the woods.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, I was over the woods.

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I kept throwing the acorns.

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Well, they got loud music stuff going.

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I was telling them the security guard didn't get his thing.

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Well, last weekend, I went out there and I took a hammer.

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I was doing wooden docks on trees.

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Oh, cool.

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I was.

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That's cool.

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It's time to get loud over the speakers.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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And also, I think you're.

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Oh, go ahead.

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One point, I was literally like 50 foot from the security guard.

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The day you come in, I'm back in the tree, you know, scaring the hell out of people.

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It's just him.

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No, nobody's hearing me.

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They're not.

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No, 50 foot from the security guard.

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And I reached kind of up in the air because I found out it was a little louder.

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The higher up I reached didn't phase him.

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Oh, OK.

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I misunderstood.

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OK.

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Yeah.

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Nobody looked at me.

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I could see all them, but me being in dark with all the lights, they couldn't see me.

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It's kind of like being on stage.

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You know what I mean?

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That's kind of neat.

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I get what.

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OK, I get what you're doing now.

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I misunderstood exactly what your purpose.

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I get what you're saying now.

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Yeah, I'm back in the woods and I'm just trying to mess with people that nobody see me.

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Yeah, I get you.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, their music is so loud, they're not hearing nothing.

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A hammer on a tree, they weren't hearing.

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That's pretty damn loud music.

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Well, I did that for a while.

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I said, OK.

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Well, see, I went back.

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I walked on and went on to the ticket booth, which is where they sell the gear and stuff.

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I actually bought me a pier stone forest stocking cap.

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It's for a great cause.

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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Wow, cool.

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Thank you, Rob.

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I want to give them a shout out.

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OK.

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Did you want to go to the American songwriter now or do you want to go?

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Is that what you're going to do next?

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You know what?

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I'll do what you do.

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Yeah, well, I can.

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See how we're a week before Halloween?

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Mm hmm.

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Let's stay with some haunted stuff.

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How's that?

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That sounds fantastic to me.

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Yeah, yeah, it's your favorite American songwriter.

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Yeah, sorry I spoiled it for you.

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I just as you can tell, I'm Jones and for an American songwriter.

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So please know you are especially Halloween version.

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Yes, even better.

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Yeah, these are four haunted.

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Four famous albums that were recorded in the studios.

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Oh, I love this.

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I love this.

471
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First up, That Outta Hell by Meatloaf.

472
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
OK.

473
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:59,000
This 1977 glam rock staple from Meatloaf was recorded at Bearsville Studios in Woodstock, New York.

474
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:08,000
While working on the album, the hard rock musician had few spooky run ins.

475
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:15,000
He noticed that a ghostly woman in white had walked past the window while recording,

476
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:23,000
but just as soon it was a groupie hanging out with his producer.

477
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:36,000
It wasn't until cupboards started slamming and the cupboards were ripped from his bed that he realized he was dealing with a haunting.

478
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:43,000
He continued to claim that he could see ghosts long after That Outta Hell was released.

479
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
No kidding.

480
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Neat.

481
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
I'm just reading.

482
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Yeah, please, by all means, go forward.

483
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Second up, second up.

484
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
OK.

485
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Sabbath, bloody Sabbath.

486
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Oh, I think I know this.

487
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Go ahead.

488
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:19,000
This famous 1973 rock album was recorded at Clearwell Castle in Glockchestershire, England.

489
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Like Sabbath, were never strangers to the creepy and bizarre.

490
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:36,000
So it kind of makes sense that they would intentionally record an album in the dungeon of a famously haunted castle.

491
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Ozzy Osbourne and Tony Iommi claimed that they saw a person in a black cloak walk by them while staying at the castle,

492
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:55,000
only for the figure to immediately disappear.

493
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple also recorded their two.

494
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:08,000
And they had some sightings themselves, I do believe.

495
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I've heard that.

496
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:18,000
It's not focusing in on that, I know, but they backed up Sabbath with those claims.

497
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Yeah, they backed up Sabbath, I'm pretty sure.

498
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
You can look it up, Google it.

499
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

500
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:32,000
OK, third, downward spiral by the nine inch nails.

501
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Ooh, Trent Reznor, huh? OK.

502
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah. This example of famous albums that were recorded at haunted locations is quite heartbreaking.

503
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Nine inch nails recorded their 1994 album, The Downward Spiral at Le Pig in Beverly Hills, California.

504
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:07,000
For the uninformed, that location is where Charles Mantig called murdered several people.

505
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I was unaware of this.

506
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Trent Reznor said he didn't notice any ghosts during this time there, but have a run in with Sharon Cate's sister.

507
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:40,000
They accused him of exploiting her sister's death by recording and living there, and that opened his eyes to how raw the wounds of those horrible events still were among the people left behind.

508
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000
I'm surprised Trent Reznor looked at it like that at that time.

509
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:54,000
He was so angry and really despised most people. I'm really surprised that he adhered to that at all, honestly.

510
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:02,000
OK, and last up, I have, I don't know who this is.

511
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000
The Bedlam of Goliath by the Bonce Volta.

512
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:14,000
I've heard of them. I'm not real familiar with them, but I've heard of them. Go ahead. I mean, I probably won't have anything to add.

513
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
OK, I'll go into it. Hey, some of our listeners may know who it is.

514
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Yeah, no, you're right. Absolutely.

515
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:31,000
This 2008 Mars Volta album was recorded at Ocean's Way Studios in Hollywood, California.

516
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000
This haunted run-in was the band's own doing.

517
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:44,000
They started to notice odd, destructive things happening after playing around with a Ouija board.

518
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Oh, yeah, one of those, the porthole to hell.

519
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,000
OK, OK, I see why they're there.

520
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:59,000
The studio flooded. Music files magically disappeared.

521
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,000
The band's drummer left. Their engineer had a breakdown.

522
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:16,000
And Cedric Mixler Zavala had a basically relearned how to walk again while in surgery.

523
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Guitarist Omar Rodriguez Lopez ended up snapping the board in half and buried it.

524
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Wow. People think that they're a toy. They really are not.

525
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
I like to tell you why they are on that list.

526
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Yeah, I do too. They are not a toy. A lot of people think they are. They are not a toy.

527
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000
They're not to be played with. But that's just me.

528
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000
No, no, they are not. They are not.

529
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Coincidentally, that's the list, right?

530
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yeah, that was it.

531
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,000
OK, I got I got a story for you and everyone else. Tony's book, Iron Man.

532
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:05,000
OK, this is in there so you can look it up or whatever, or you can find excerpts of it online, audio book, whatever.

533
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:13,000
But when he moved to Beverly Hills from England, his house in Beverly Hills, he swore was haunted.

534
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,000
He kept hearing noises and seeing like shadows and stuff. And he was like freaked out.

535
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,000
He was on coke pretty heavily, so he didn't know if it was like a cocaine deal.

536
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You know, his mind getting clouded because he's constantly jousting or whatever.

537
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
OK, or maybe it's haunted.

538
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:38,000
It turns out years later, he finds out there's people living in his walls.

539
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Yeah, they were squatting in his walls of this of this mansion.

540
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000
And the whole time he was like, thinking, oh, my mind's fucked because of coke or it's haunted.

541
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:56,000
All this other stuff. Who would have thought someone was living in your walls?

542
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
It's in there. Take a read of it if you get a chance.

543
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
He can say it's so much better than me.

544
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,000
He realized that he's acting real.

545
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000
I think he did sober up after that.

546
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Yeah, I know I would have been like, no more coke. That's it. No more.

547
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
All right. We're really late for our first break.

548
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Like always, no big deal. That's what that's the way we roll, isn't it, Rob?

549
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Let's do it. All right. We'll be right back. Fuckers.

550
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:42,000
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

551
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Why can't I just buy a can of thin paint?

552
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Why do I always have to go buy paint thinner?

553
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I may never know.

554
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

555
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:08,000
All occupants in hell have to be the first to test drive a new Tesla vehicle.

556
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's silent. Horrible jokes.

557
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:35,000
What do you call a bundle of hay in church? Christian Bale.

558
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
All aware of the Amber Alert, right?

559
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

560
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
It's the all new Amber Heard Alert system.

561
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:50,000
This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices.

562
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

563
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000
This clever machine has three distinct settings.

564
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Babbling brook, ocean waves, and roaring river for those close called.

565
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Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renews It Cartridge.

566
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yes, I am.

567
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I'm definitely Rob.

568
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000
All right. Well, there you go. I'm Mark. He's Rob.

569
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:29,000
And we are the douchebags that are attempting to entertain you.

570
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Back to Eureka Springs, Rob. You want to hear another cool little story?

571
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Eureka Springs. I want to go back.

572
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
You got to go there.

573
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:49,000
And we'll talk about that off there because there's bear sightings over there at Tall Mountain Ridge and or Tall Pine Ridge, not Tall Mountain, Tall Pine Ridge.

574
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
We didn't get a chance to go there, but, man, I want to go there and maybe see a couple of bears.

575
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
But it's been really, really dry.

576
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
It's come here. We got bear sightings here.

577
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Oh, yeah, you do. Yeah, I did read that.

578
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
There's been all over Camden and all over the lake.

579
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
And what it is, it's been so bone dry that they're coming in for water.

580
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
They're trying to hibernate, but they need food and water to do this.

581
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
They have to fill up on everything. Yeah.

582
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Yes, they're docile. You don't have to worry about them.

583
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,000
If you see one, they're getting away from you faster than you're getting away from them.

584
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000
So, OK, we get back to the cabin.

585
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Tell you go jacking with them.

586
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Well, OK, there's always stupid people that doesn't count.

587
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
You know, so.

588
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Like that, why do you think I don't read most of our news?

589
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Yeah, yep, I agree.

590
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,000
And by the way, we were over in your area, but it was a Sunday night and it was way too late to wake you up.

591
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:57,000
But we were going to go to we were going to Sedalia for that musical festival.

592
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Yeah, and I seen your Facebook post.

593
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Yeah, and anyhow, it was raining out the only time it rained in like the last four months.

594
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
It poured the night before the grounds are too muddy.

595
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000
So my Glenn Hughes Starship, all that stuff was canceled.

596
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
And so we're like, you know what?

597
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Val was like, you know, my my parents lake house isn't too far away from here.

598
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:27,000
So, OK, so we go looking forward and they changed all the names of the roads there because they put condos all over the place.

599
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000
So it was hard to find. It took us a lot longer to find it.

600
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
So by the time we found it, it was really late and it was getting really dark.

601
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
And the chief's game was coming on or well, it was on.

602
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
So we're like, oh, shit, man, I want to drive back to Sedalia.

603
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
That's still an hour and a half away.

604
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,000
So we ended up staying at the the resort of Lake of those arts, which is a new one.

605
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,000
And I think it's called the event or something like that.

606
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,000
The venue, the venue is this huge sports bar that I call Encore.

607
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Encore. Yeah, thank you. Encore.

608
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,000
And yeah, and it is that's that's where I wanted to go.

609
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
That's where Molly Hatchet was.

610
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
They have an underwater bar.

611
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000
That is where Molly Hatchet was.

612
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,000
That would be so cool, Rob, because that's a swim up bar where that amphitheater is.

613
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,000
You can sit there in the water drinking, watching Molly Hatchet.

614
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
That thing is cool. I posted some pictures.

615
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000
They have live palm trees, full grown palm trees all over the place.

616
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah, yeah, I see your face. That's how I knew you were there.

617
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Yeah. Yeah. But I couldn't wake you up.

618
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Dude, you're like 20 minutes, 20, 25 minutes from me.

619
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
It was nine o'clock and it was Sunday night.

620
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
So I yeah, yeah. Yeah.

621
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Well, if we if we could have found her place at the lake earlier

622
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000
and then we found out we could stay there because some friends bought their house

623
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000
and she still keeps in touch with them. And she messaged her in Florida,

624
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
I think is where they're at.

625
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
And she said, hey, the keys are underneath something.

626
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Go ahead and stay. But we're already up at the encore.

627
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Yeah. OK. Well, you know what? That's cool.

628
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
It was a great, great experience.

629
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
And it wasn't too awful, crazy expensive to stay there either.

630
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,000
And the the hotel in Sedalia, I just we just didn't go.

631
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000
But anyhow, OK, back to Eureka Springs.

632
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
OK, we get to the back to the cabin.

633
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I'm still slamming in links. I talked to you that night.

634
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I think you could tell I was kind of bent, right?

635
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Little bit. Yeah, a little bit. OK.

636
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Well, I was. Yeah, you were worried about me.

637
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Yeah, yeah. So anyhow, I was I was pretty smashed.

638
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
And anyhow, I'm still slamming in links.

639
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I'm going out on the deck because Val was already crashing.

640
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000
So the the Sunday Night Football game was almost over.

641
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
And it's almost over just like Aaron Rodgers career.

642
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000
I'm completely I'm good.

643
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I'm completely smashed and we forgot to bring snacks.

644
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
This time we just didn't bring snacks.

645
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
It didn't occur to us. We usually do.

646
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
And it's getting around midnight, right?

647
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
And I'm like, shit, I'm smashed and I'm hungry as hell.

648
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
I can't drive anywhere.

649
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
So I start Googling pizzas near me, right?

650
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
So I find a Domino's.

651
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I order and I'm waiting and waiting. Nothing, nothing.

652
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
So I call the store.

653
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,000
The store was in Rogers, Arkansas, 45 to 50 minutes away.

654
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Oh, my God. And I'm like, shit, what happened?

655
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,000
So I got them to cancel. Yeah.

656
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,000
So and a lot, a lot of hills and bending winding roads on the way there.

657
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
I mean, even if I was sober, I would have done it at night

658
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
with all the deer out there and everything.

659
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Anyhow, so anyhow, I'm like, all right, I got them to cancel the order.

660
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I think it was already made, but they agreed to cancel it.

661
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
So I'm still hangry as hell. OK.

662
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
And I'm smashing in links. I refuse to put down the links.

663
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
So I try another shop.

664
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
It's a local chain in Northwest Arkansas.

665
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,000
I order an online Stooges Deluxe with breadsticks.

666
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
And if you ever had a Stooges pizza down there, oh, my God, they're so good.

667
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
And I'm like, I'm waiting.

668
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000
OK, well, anyhow, they're they got, I don't know, maybe eight locations in that area, maybe nine.

669
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I don't know. So I'm waiting.

670
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
My mouth is watering and waiting and waiting.

671
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000
So I go down there. This place is in Berryville, Arkansas,

672
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
and it doesn't deliver that far to Eureka Springs because it's about 15 minutes away.

673
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
They said we only do Berryville area.

674
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:36,000
We don't go outside. We don't go in the hills to deliver anything. So.

675
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:43,000
OK, so I call Pizza Hut as a last minute alternative, because I know there's one up on Van Buren on the ridge.

676
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:48,000
The lady informed me that that that was the Pizza Hut in Bentonville.

677
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
And what happens is because they have this all the time.

678
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000
When you go in the hills, your zip code, your Google zip codes, it does not change

679
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
because there's not strong enough signal in the hills.

680
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000
So when you get to where you're staying, you're going off that zip code.

681
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000
And when you Google pizzas near me, it's Rogers, Bentonville, Berryville.

682
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,000
It's everybody but where you're at.

683
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
So she I believe that. Yeah. Yeah.

684
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,000
So a couple of hours later and you know, she's in Bentonville an hour away.

685
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,000
She connected me with the Pizza Hut in Eureka Springs and they're five minutes from closing.

686
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,000
And I felt horrible. And I begged them. I said, please don't spit my pizza.

687
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I said, please don't. I said, look, and I told them what happened.

688
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
And they're laughing their ass off back there.

689
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000
They go, we got a couple of pizzas made up. How about this?

690
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,000
And they said, will you take a deluxe and breadsticks? Yes, we have them made up.

691
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
It was a no show. Send them on down.

692
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Everybody was happy. They didn't have to stay late or nothing.

693
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
So I kind of figured it like this.

694
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:56,000
So this was the universe's way of paying me back for torture and 49ers fan, right?

695
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:04,000
No, no, no. It was just the Google getting me really good.

696
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Yeah, it was Google. Yeah, I did get my pizza and it was good.

697
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000
It was just, gosh, by this time, it's like getting on 130 or something.

698
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:22,000
I guzzled down a bunch of slices and now I got heartburn and the and the room spinning.

699
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,000
But I don't care. I go to sleep and I wake up still room spinning a little bit,

700
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:33,000
feeling like hell, grabbed another piece of pizza, ate it and started feeling better.

701
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000
And then grabbed another beer and kind of soothes that.

702
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
You know how like if you had a pretty good one the night before and you grab a little bit,

703
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
a little touch of alcohol, not too much, and you can simmer everything's down,

704
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000
everything down by putting that back. That's what I did.

705
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:56,000
I got a hair of the dog, hair of the dog, did a little that little little little paving over and I was fine.

706
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:04,000
So anyhow, Rob, once again, we turn to you.

707
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:10,000
All right. Well, I got a pretty good one here.

708
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:24,000
A funeral home in Poland issued an unusual apology on Saturday.

709
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:33,000
After it caught that it was transporting fell out of the hearse and in the traffic.

710
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Oh, my God. That's horrible. But it's kind of funny.

711
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:45,000
But it's really horrible. Oh, listen, maybe it reported that a man was driving down the street Friday

712
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:54,000
and Stalawa, a city in southeastern Poland.

713
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,000
When he first saw a sheet on his car window.

714
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:10,000
When the sheet slid down, he saw a body laying on the road. For a moment, the driver feared that he had hit the person.

715
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Oh, local media published an image of the corpse laying on a white stripe pedestrian crossing where it tumbled out of the hearse.

716
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:31,000
The company transporting the corpse did this.

717
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Haiti's funeral services.

718
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
H-A-D-E-S.

719
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Haiti's funeral services.

720
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Do they know what that means? Probably not. They're in Poland.

721
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Yeah, they're in Poland.

722
00:50:49,000 --> 00:51:00,000
You shoot a statement Saturday taking responsibility for the incident and blaming a technical failure on the horse.

723
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:08,000
A technical failure like the Dorwin latch ride or something? I think.

724
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:22,000
It is with deep regret that we inform you that as a result of an unexpected technical failure of the electric tailgate lock,

725
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:31,000
the electric tailgate lock, during the transport of the body of the deceased,

726
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:39,000
an unfortunate event occurred which does not reflect the high standards of our company,

727
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:49,000
our deep empathy towards the families of the deceased and the respect we always show to the deceased.

728
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:55,000
The company wrote any statement posted on its website.

729
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,000
So yeah, it was an electrical lock malfunction.

730
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Wow. Oh my gosh.

731
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Wow.

732
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Yeah.

733
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Yeah. Okay, wow.

734
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Was that it, Rob?

735
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Yeah, that was it.

736
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Okay.

737
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000
That's about all you can say about that one.

738
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Yeah, I don't know what else. I'm going to go back to Eureka Springs. I have like ten...

739
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Let's go back to Eureka.

740
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:36,000
So much shit happened on this. It's insane. So like I said, there's a burn ban, right?

741
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:41,000
It hasn't rained a drop there in like three months, they said. Not one drop. Nothing.

742
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,000
They said not even hardly a cloud over them. Nothing. Three months.

743
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:51,000
All those hurricanes went well to the east of them. None of them bothered to get them at all.

744
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,000
And I mean everything is just burned up to a crisp. It's horrible.

745
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:04,000
So there's a burn ban. So back at the cabin, I had a bottle of lighter fluid for my buddy if he came around.

746
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Remember my buddy? The guy that's crazy?

747
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
No! You found him?

748
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,000
No. No, I didn't. Because there was a burn ban and no one was out at the pit.

749
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:22,000
So it didn't matter because I couldn't offer him lighter fluid because you couldn't burn anyhow.

750
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:27,000
So I didn't see him. I was waiting for him. I had a bottle of lighter fluid for my buddy if he came around.

751
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,000
And you know the burn ban couldn't do it. So no lighter fluid.

752
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I had a brand new jug of fluid I filled with Windex.

753
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Rob, do you remember what Windex does when you light it?

754
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Yes. If Windex will flare up and scare the shit out of you...

755
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah, it will flare up and scare the shit out of you, but it won't burn you.

756
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Yeah.

757
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
And I had a jug full of Windex and I was ready for him.

758
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
As soon as he's going to come around and accuse me of taking his lighter fluid, I'm going to go,

759
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Oh, I got the wrong one. I'm sorry. Here, I meant to use this one. You can have it since I used yours.

760
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:09,000
And I was going to give him that bottle of Windex that's hidden in the lighter fluid.

761
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:17,000
And I was going to sit out there and look out at the cabin until he decided to use it and get a good ha-ha af off it.

762
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:23,000
But it turns out that nobody can burn anything there because it's been so dry.

763
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000
So there's a burn ban. No one was out at the pit.

764
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:33,000
And if nutmeg is still around, I couldn't play that on him because even if I gave him a jar of lighter fluid, why do I have it out there?

765
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Because there's a burn ban. And he couldn't use it anyhow.

766
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:43,000
So, anyhow, maybe next year we'll probably be going back.

767
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Yeah. And trust me, we feel that here where I live too.

768
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Okay. Yeah.

769
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:58,000
You got a lot of trees. Trust me, I have fought leaves around in this lake more than anybody should.

770
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Yeah. Yeah.

771
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:08,000
It gets dry. Yeah.

772
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Forest fires ain't no joke, dude. Yeah.

773
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
A fire down here would light this area.

774
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Well, you're just almost as dry as Harika Springs. You're almost as dry there.

775
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:29,000
And the thing is, is that's what I'm saying. It goes down that way.

776
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:34,000
You know the trees and everything down there.

777
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Well, then Mark Twain Forest would go up like Kenling. Right. Right.

778
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:48,000
And Mark Twain Forest has before too. And it's been very bad when we've had dry years like this. I hope it doesn't happen.

779
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Oh, yeah. It could affect many lives. Many lives.

780
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Oh, and so many animals are burnt to death. I mean, it's a bad deal. So I pray that that doesn't happen.

781
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Hopefully we start getting some rain and a regular rain pattern again. You know, so anyhow, Rob, do you have something?

782
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:15,000
Yeah.

783
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,000
How about some more music?

784
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Okay, sounds good. Do you want to take our second break real quick because?

785
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Yeah. Yeah, let's take the second break.

786
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Okay, and then we'll go into some more music. All right. We'll be right back, everybody.

787
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

788
00:56:49,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Damn it. I can't decide between nachos, chili or wings for the game tonight. This is bullshit. I should not have to make decisions like this.

789
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:11,000
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

790
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:29,000
If you melt dry ice in a pool, can you swim without getting wet? I may never know.

791
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:39,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

792
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Chickweed is an edible plant and herbal remedy that can be used in various ways. Chopped chickweed can be added to soups, eggs, pastas or pizzas.

793
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:58,000
It can also be blended into hummus or pesto. It can also make chickweed into an oil for your skin for burns and minor cuts.

794
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:05,000
But it could also be used as a tea drink or just much it raw for a tasty, healthy snack.

795
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Your mom is so old. She was a waitress at the last supper.

796
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bevo is listening to this film.

797
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone.

798
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

799
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are masturbating.

800
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

801
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:13,000
A man in Colorado is recovering nicely after being bit by a rat that was hiding in his toilet.

802
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Rob, you have some more music for us. Please, go forth.

803
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah, well, there's something else I got to add first. Something that I forgot to announce.

804
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Okay.

805
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:42,000
This is Wednesday at 9.03. As of 2.30 this Friday afternoon, I have not had a chew in four weeks.

806
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:50,000
God bless you. Good. And you're talking about skull dip, right?

807
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah. I spit my last one out at 2.30.

808
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Cool.

809
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Coming up four weeks ago. Yeah, okay. Yeah, my cigarette, it takes, it increased quite a bit.

810
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Well, you can moderate that later. So, yeah, you can work on that later.

811
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Yeah, one thing at a time. One thing at a time.

812
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Yeah. Yep. Very cool. Very good. Congratulations.

813
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,000
I know my mouth feels better and my stomach does too, actually.

814
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Oh, God, yeah, that stuff really hurts your stomach.

815
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Wow.

816
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Okay, well, since it's my first night back, I had to bring you two American songwriters.

817
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Rob, I'm getting weepy as we talk right now. I'm getting weepy. You care. You still care.

818
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Okay, this is five of the creepiest classic rock songs to add your Halloween playlist.

819
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
I love this. You're doing Halloween theme.

820
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Yeah, Halloween theme.

821
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Very cool.

822
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:16,000
I don't know if we'll catch it next weekend time, you know, because I want to put out, you know what I mean?

823
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Yeah.

824
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,000
So I'm going to hit it tonight.

825
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:28,000
First up, Night Prowler by ACDC.

826
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Cool.

827
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:44,000
The 1979 Highway to Hell classic is definitely on the creepier side of ACDC's playlist.

828
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Unfortunately, the band didn't intend for it to be that way.

829
01:01:50,000 --> 01:02:04,000
The song was originally supposed to be about the sneaky things teenagers tend to do with young and in love.

830
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:17,000
However, it ended up getting attached to the horrible real life crimes of Richard Ramirez in the 1980s.

831
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Didn't know that either.

832
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Wasn't that the Night Stalker or something? Richard Ramirez?

833
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it was the Night Stalker.

834
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,000
But I see where they parlay that to the Night Prowler.

835
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a serial killer.

836
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Okay, okay, I get it now. Yeah.

837
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Okay, second up, okay, another one of my most favorite bands.

838
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Okay.

839
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden.

840
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Oh, real quick, did you hear Paul Diano, the very first singer?

841
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Yes, Iron Maiden.

842
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Yeah, yeah, he passed away.

843
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Anyhow, go ahead. Sorry, RIP Paul, you did very good.

844
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Yes, yes.

845
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:27,000
The 1984 track Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden is one of the creepiest classic rock songs out there.

846
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:47,000
This epic shred fest is about a sailor who kills a bird, specifically an albatross and bites in some dire bad mojo.

847
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah.

848
01:03:50,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Yeah, that whole song is brilliant, and then the sound effects they use, yeah, and the rocking of the boat, and then the rhythm break.

849
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,000
And it's what, 10 minutes long?

850
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
14.

851
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
14 minutes long, okay.

852
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000
And it's-

853
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:17,000
Yeah, the next thing you say, it's a 14 minute beautifully orchestrated piece of work.

854
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:25,000
I love it, it is a work of art, it really is good, and Bruce is singing on that, it's just insane.

855
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Yeah, okay, cool, I agree with that.

856
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Okay, and third, Don't Fear the Reaper by Louis Chico.

857
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:45,000
I want to hear their take on what this song means because a lot of people have a lot of different theories.

858
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:51,000
This is an absolute must-have for any Halloween playlist.

859
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue or Chico.

860
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:05,000
I have come out in 1976, but it's one of the best aged classic rock songs.

861
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Heard it on the way home.

862
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:23,000
It's a stellar song with some creepy vibes, it makes perfect sense why it's been used for horror television and film scores in the last few decades.

863
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,000
They get the point across with the music and the singing and the lyrics.

864
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:38,000
I remember when we were growing up teenagers and whenever someone had some weed that took a long time to do, they would always sing Don't Fear the Creeper.

865
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Yeah, remember that?

866
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Yeah, they called it Creeper Weed.

867
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:49,000
It would wait an hour and then you go and do something else and it would come up and smash you.

868
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
That's actually some of the best.

869
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Yes, Creeper Weed.

870
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Did you forget you smoked it and then the shit hit you?

871
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Yeah, our friends told us that.

872
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
You were in the middle of something.

873
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Yeah, you'd forgotten all about it and then all of a sudden it's like, uh-oh.

874
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:09,000
But our friends told us about it. We had nothing to do with it, right Rob?

875
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, our friends told us about it.

876
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Our friends told us, yeah.

877
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Yeah, that really is a creepy song, the way it's orchestrated.

878
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:27,000
And then it has, people say that it has touches of suicidal thoughts.

879
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:38,000
It goes into Romeo and Juliet, which is definitely like a, you know, let's both kill ourselves because we can't do what we need to do.

880
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:43,000
It goes into how many people every day commit suicide.

881
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:51,000
And some people say that it is an anti-suicide song and some people say it is a pro-suicide song.

882
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:56,000
And I can't really tell. What do you think, Rob?

883
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Well, that's why, just like the title says, don't fear, it's in quotation marks, and then the reaper.

884
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Yeah.

885
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,000
So I think they mean it to be that way. You can take it either way.

886
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Okay, well, you know what?

887
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:20,000
I want to be pro, but yet, you know, it's weird.

888
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000
No, it is.

889
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Why it's on this list.

890
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,000
You're kind of like me. You're kind of like, I'm not sure. So, okay.

891
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Yeah.

892
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Okay.

893
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,000
It's weird.

894
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Yeah.

895
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,000
Okay, next up.

896
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:43,000
One of these days by Pink Floyd.

897
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Yeah, I guess so. I guess so.

898
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000
Pink?

899
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Yeah.

900
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Something got a bit spooky with their music.

901
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:02,000
However, the 1971 track, one of these days, really takes the cake.

902
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,000
I got to see who was on that. Was that still Syd Barrett?

903
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000
Go ahead. I'm going to look this up.

904
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Seventy-one? Yeah, I would say.

905
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
I think it's still Syd Barrett.

906
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000
I would think so, too. Okay.

907
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:25,000
This classic rock song starts off in total unnerving silence.

908
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:31,000
It's more sharp winds and a spooky bass line kick in.

909
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,000
No.

910
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Is it Echolines?

911
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Uh-huh.

912
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000
No?

913
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,000
No. Waters, Mason, Gilmore and Wright.

914
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Wow.

915
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Okay. Okay, Barrett just departed in 1971.

916
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
He spent 82 weeks on the UK tour.

917
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
This came out in 71.

918
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

919
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
A little disco-grappy deal on this.

920
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,000
And it said that Barrett just departed.

921
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000
It was right after. Okay.

922
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000
Yeah. Yeah, it was right after he left.

923
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:06,000
And if anyone that didn't know is he went insane from doing too many drugs.

924
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
And he could never play again.

925
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,000
He just, he had no recollection.

926
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,000
When they ran into him, I think a year later, he disappeared or something.

927
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000
I believe this is the story.

928
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,000
They ran into him a year later and they said, hey, Syd, do you want to get together and do some music?

929
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
He said, yeah, sure.

930
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
He went over to play his guitar and it was rusted.

931
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000
The strings were rusted.

932
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
It hadn't been played in over a year.

933
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:33,000
And he didn't have any clue to what to do.

934
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:38,000
So anyhow, go ahead, Rob. I'm sorry.

935
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Okay.

936
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,000
I want to finish what this article says about it.

937
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
Okay.

938
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:56,000
It's an echoing, somewhat dull and muddy song with one vocal lyric in its entirety.

939
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:04,000
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

940
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,000
Okay. I'm not familiar with this song. Wow.

941
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
It's the only miracle lyric, I guess.

942
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,000
I don't know this song.

943
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,000
And it's strange because it's Big Floyd.

944
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Well, that's what I was saying.

945
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,000
That's why I thought it was still Syd Barrett because I'm not real familiar with this stuff.

946
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,000
Yeah, it was 71.

947
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,000
Yeah, it's out of my reach too.

948
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,000
Okay.

949
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Okay. And lastly, Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen.

950
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000
Okay.

951
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:52,000
And honestly, I had this list of five, but then I ran across a list of seven.

952
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,000
And all these were still on it.

953
01:10:55,000 --> 01:11:00,000
So I went with this one.

954
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,000
The other two, I don't think either one of us knew.

955
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,000
No, I agree.

956
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,000
I agree.

957
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Okay. On this one, Nebraska.

958
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:22,000
The 1982 masterpiece, Nebraska, isn't really creepy per se.

959
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:27,000
It's one of Springsteen's best works after all.

960
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:35,000
But the title track of the album does veer into spooky territory.

961
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:56,000
The lyrics are from the perspective of Charles Stockweather, a real world serial murderer from the Cornhuskers state who murdered short of a dozen people in the late 1950s.

962
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Wow.

963
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Okay.

964
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,000
Like I said, this one showed up on both lists.

965
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:10,000
So yeah, it must be worth it.

966
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,000
Okay.

967
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
Cool.

968
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
I like that list.

969
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:21,000
No, that list threw me off completely too.

970
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,000
I'm familiar with, like you said, a couple of songs were both like, what?

971
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,000
Cool. Very cool.

972
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,000
I like that.

973
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Like I said, I'm back.

974
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,000
And I love it.

975
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,000
I think you can tell by how energized I am tonight.

976
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,000
And I just got back from a great vacation.

977
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,000
I'm still energized.

978
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,000
So that says a lot.

979
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000
Yeah, you're asked to be a man.

980
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Yeah. Yeah.

981
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:53,000
And I also did three hours of podcasting earlier today from the balcony of our of our stay.

982
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000
So yeah, I should be burnt out.

983
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,000
But no, man, you coming back.

984
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:01,000
But this I could not wait.

985
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,000
So you and I have known since Sunday.

986
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,000
So everybody knows.

987
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Yeah. Yeah.

988
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:13,000
And also I knew we're going to figure this thing out because honestly, we both needed breaks.

989
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
We both needed breaks.

990
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,000
Yeah, we did.

991
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:21,000
We were we went hard at it for over a year.

992
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,000
Yeah, we did.

993
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,000
And I mean, I and then doing the other podcast too,

994
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,000
is just killing me and working.

995
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:32,000
But anyhow, you know what, man, we were just starting that.

996
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000
I know. I know.

997
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000
It didn't overlap too much, thank God.

998
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,000
But you know what?

999
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,000
Now, you guys are still getting four shows.

1000
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Just two of them are the sports bastards.

1001
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,000
And we're working our way into the sports creeps after the NFL season.

1002
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,000
And Rob will be a part of that too.

1003
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:51,000
We're hoping we can figure out a way to incorporate him.

1004
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,000
We're going to try to do it when you're available is what we're going to try to do.

1005
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000
Right, right, right.

1006
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:01,000
But anyhow, this the the music creeps is going to be a music show.

1007
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:05,000
And Rob is very knowledgeable about music like Topher and I.

1008
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:17,000
And I and on the podcast that I said today, one of my ideas of the sports creeps and Topher loved it is alternate universe bands.

1009
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:24,000
OK, now you know how like I say, like there's one really cool Bob and like three Bob's that are just complete idiots.

1010
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,000
Right. The alternate universe Bob was a cool Bob.

1011
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:34,000
OK, so these are bands that are in another alternate universe that mimic the bands from this universe.

1012
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:40,000
OK, so are you familiar with the band Nashville Pussy?

1013
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000
No.

1014
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
OK, neither was Topher.

1015
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
I guess I'm the only one that liked him.

1016
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,000
OK, yeah, Nashville.

1017
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
Check them out.

1018
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000
They're cool.

1019
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,000
They're Southern Fried Acid Hard Rock.

1020
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
They're really good.

1021
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,000
So anyhow, OK, I'm right.

1022
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,000
Is Nashville Pussy?

1023
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000
That's the name of it.

1024
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000
You know, you'll have to say it again.

1025
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000
I got it.

1026
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:10,000
OK, so their alternate universe band to me would be this.

1027
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:17,000
It would be the Memphis Beef Drapes and their song would be Pork Tenderloin.

1028
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000
I don't know that either.

1029
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,000
OK, no, no, no, their alternate universe song.

1030
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,000
This is a make up.

1031
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:29,000
OK, their alternate universe band would be the Memphis Beef Drapes.

1032
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:34,000
OK, instead of Nashville Pussy, it's Memphis and instead of Pussy, it's Beef Drapes.

1033
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:42,000
OK, so the Memphis Beef Drapes and their hit song, well, their biggest hit song, Fried Chicken and Coffee.

1034
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,000
It would be Pork Tenderloin and Fresca.

1035
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,000
You see, you see where that's going?

1036
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:58,000
So every week, every week we come up with like three or four alternate universe bands.

1037
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,000
You just had to pick one of the hardest bands.

1038
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Yes.

1039
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000
That's the best way to describe it.

1040
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000
You reach out.

1041
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000
I don't know.

1042
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
I don't know.

1043
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000
I've never heard of them.

1044
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Check them out.

1045
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000
You're going to love them, dude.

1046
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000
You're going to love them.

1047
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000
I will check them out.

1048
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
I'm going to check them out.

1049
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,000
I think I think they're still around.

1050
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,000
I will give a report.

1051
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
OK, please do.

1052
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Check out, I think, is their first album, their inaugural album.

1053
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,000
I think it's just called Nashville Pussy, I believe.

1054
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:31,000
And their hit, well, their closest to hit ever was Fried Chicken and Coffee.

1055
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,000
It's a great song, but you'll like all of it.

1056
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,000
I'm surprised they ate fried chicken and waffles.

1057
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:44,000
I like OK, I think you're referring to truck stops, Fried Chicken and Coffee.

1058
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,000
OK, but the song doesn't make any sense.

1059
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,000
It's just Fried Chicken and Coffee.

1060
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:56,000
But anyhow, OK, I discovered over the weekend because I've been getting a lot of robo calls,

1061
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000
a lot of sales calls.

1062
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,000
And then we got these vacation fuckers.

1063
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Dude, dude, I'm getting at least eight a day.

1064
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?

1065
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Yeah.

1066
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:14,000
And they're letting me voicemails.

1067
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,000
And they're actually talking to me.

1068
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,000
And are you there?

1069
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

1070
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,000
It's voicemail.

1071
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,000
It tells you it's voicemail.

1072
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,000
Yeah, it pisses me off to no end.

1073
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,000
So whenever I get a live call, here's what I want.

1074
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,000
I'm in dire need of a phone slam app.

1075
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:42,000
The smartphone is taking that phone away from us.

1076
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000
Yeah, because I mean, it takes up our time.

1077
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,000
We've got to go back and look at our missed calls and...

1078
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000
And figure out what it is.

1079
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000
...and listen to these voicemails.

1080
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,000
It was a lot of fun.

1081
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:58,000
My phone does, some of mine does, say scam risk.

1082
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1083
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,000
But I mean, if someone's live on there trying to sell you something,

1084
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,000
wouldn't you love the ability like we used to do

1085
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:11,000
to slam the phone on them and hurt their eardrums?

1086
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,000
I wouldn't get a chance because I'd get them all in motion.

1087
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000
Oh, OK, well, I'm talking about if it's live.

1088
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,000
I've had a couple of live ones where I answered.

1089
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1090
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,000
I would love to answer one.

1091
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,000
I want a phone slam app.

1092
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,000
I want an app to where when someone calls up,

1093
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,000
you tear their eardrums up with that fucking sound.

1094
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,000
We all know people of a certain age will remember the phone slam.

1095
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,000
You get mad at somebody, you slam the phone down in their ear,

1096
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000
and they're like, oh!

1097
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000
That's what we need.

1098
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,000
We are in dire need of a phone slam app.

1099
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:47,000
It's been taken away from us by the modern phone.

1100
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,000
So...

1101
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
Do what my dad used to do.

1102
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,000
What's that?

1103
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,000
Get a whistle.

1104
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,000
Oh, I got one better, dude.

1105
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,000
I can't do this too loud.

1106
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
I know you do.

1107
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Hang on a minute.

1108
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,000
Let me find it here.

1109
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,000
It's here somewhere.

1110
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,000
You got the megaphone.

1111
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Oh, no, it's not even that.

1112
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Oh.

1113
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000
I can't do it very loud.

1114
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,000
Oh, what the hell?

1115
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:13,000
It's an Aztec death whistle.

1116
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,000
You can buy it on Amazon.

1117
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Imagine a deer step on your chihuahua's nut.

1118
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,000
I can't really do it that loud.

1119
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,000
Damn!

1120
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:25,000
That sounds like he stepped on your chihuahua's nut.

1121
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:33,000
Imagine Mayans coming after you making this sound.

1122
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,000
You can buy it on Amazon.

1123
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:38,000
I think it's like 12 bucks or some shit.

1124
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:43,000
But my friend Steve, he'd come up to me and blew that thing.

1125
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,000
And also, I'm not sure.

1126
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:50,000
Maybe his man cow or something on one of his shows had it at first.

1127
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,000
And I was like, and initially put that in my register.

1128
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Man, that's fucking cool.

1129
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Then my buddy Steve produced one.

1130
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,000
He's like, hey, check this out.

1131
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,000
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that.

1132
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,000
So anyhow, got one.

1133
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,000
That's what you need to do to someone's eardrums.

1134
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,000
That would destroy them.

1135
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,000
So anyhow, we need one.

1136
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
OK.

1137
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Next up.

1138
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,000
OK.

1139
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,000
Hi, Grandma Opal.

1140
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1141
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,000
Hi, Dodge City.

1142
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,000
Yes.

1143
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,000
Hi, Grandma Opal.

1144
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,000
Hi, Ricky.

1145
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1146
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,000
Dodge City.

1147
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,000
No, Jimmy is her grandson.

1148
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,000
I had to say.

1149
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,000
Yeah, Jimmy.

1150
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,000
Yeah, Jimmy's her grandson.

1151
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,000
Yeah, Ricky.

1152
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,000
If he's still there, we don't know.

1153
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,000
Yeah.

1154
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,000
Yeah.

1155
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,000
Well, anyhow, I haven't heard from him.

1156
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,000
I hope they're still there.

1157
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:44,000
I mean, like I said, my email's still screwed up and I've still done nothing about it.

1158
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:53,000
So if you're dying to say, I think I've been neglecting it and I feel horrible if they're

1159
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,000
still listening.

1160
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,000
I deeply apologize.

1161
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,000
You did.

1162
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,000
You called a time or two.

1163
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,000
Oh, did I?

1164
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,000
OK.

1165
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,000
Yes, you did.

1166
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,000
Yeah.

1167
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,000
OK.

1168
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,000
I've got to.

1169
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:08,000
I heard you got something you want to go into right now.

1170
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,000
Yeah, yeah, my bed.

1171
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,000
Oh, OK, OK.

1172
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:17,000
I just got some I got something I want to address here real quick.

1173
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,000
OK.

1174
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,000
And this is something this irked me to no fucking end.

1175
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,000
And is it Wal-Mart?

1176
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,000
This is right before we left.

1177
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:27,000
I was up at Wal-Mart getting some drink mixes like Gatorade Zero and stuff like that.

1178
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,000
And I see a Mad Magazine.

1179
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,000
Remember those?

1180
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,000
Oh, my God.

1181
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,000
Yes.

1182
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000
Yeah.

1183
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,000
I love those things.

1184
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,000
How could you forget?

1185
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,000
Yeah.

1186
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,000
Yeah.

1187
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,000
I saw Alfred E. Newman on the front of them.

1188
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,000
What me worry?

1189
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,000
Yeah.

1190
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,000
Yeah.

1191
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,000
So I see this thing and it's beautiful.

1192
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,000
And I grab it.

1193
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,000
I didn't think it still exists.

1194
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,000
And I'm like, ah, the Holy Grail.

1195
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:55,000
And then I saw and everybody wonders why we're two douchebags.

1196
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,000
That is a great reason.

1197
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:05,000
Mad Magazine is a very, very great example of why we're warped right there.

1198
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,000
Yes.

1199
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,000
I was going to grab it and I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

1200
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,000
Where's the price?

1201
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,000
It was fourteen dollars.

1202
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,000
Holy shit.

1203
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,000
Yeah.

1204
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,000
I'm like, no fucking way.

1205
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:25,000
For God's sakes, Biden, stop fucking wiping your ass with our money and throwing it everywhere.

1206
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,000
Maybe it'll be worth the fucking cent.

1207
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,000
Geez.

1208
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,000
My God.

1209
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,000
And Congress, you too.

1210
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,000
My gosh.

1211
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,000
Fourteen bucks for a Mad Magazine.

1212
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,000
No wonder people don't have shit.

1213
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000
No wonder people are losing everything.

1214
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,000
I'm sorry.

1215
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,000
That irritated me to no fucking end.

1216
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,000
I'm like, this is just a magazine I didn't need.

1217
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,000
Thank God I was able to put it down.

1218
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,000
Right.

1219
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,000
But what foods the same way.

1220
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,000
People need that.

1221
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,000
And anyhow, you know what?

1222
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:57,000
I could go into a lot more, but the elite assholes are wiping their ass with freshly painted money.

1223
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,000
And it's fucking us.

1224
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:04,000
The next episode, I want to go into Alex Van Halen's new book, Brothers.

1225
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,000
It came out yesterday.

1226
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,000
Yes.

1227
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,000
And I'm reading it.

1228
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,000
Yes.

1229
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,000
It is.

1230
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,000
It is fantastic.

1231
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,000
And I'm reading reports.

1232
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,000
OK.

1233
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:22,000
Do you know who they want, who Alex Van Halen wants to record with them on their unreleased material?

1234
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,000
I don't think I've read that yet.

1235
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:28,000
I'll save it for the next podcast.

1236
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,000
I'll tell you what.

1237
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:33,000
It was like I would love to hear that guy do it if they'll still do it.

1238
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,000
So anyhow, we'll talk about that next time.

1239
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:39,000
There's a lot of excerpts from it that I haven't read all the book.

1240
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,000
I just read the intro.

1241
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,000
There's a lot of excerpts for that that came out in this book is phenomenal.

1242
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:50,000
I mean, it goes into why David Lee Roth really left the band.

1243
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:57,000
It goes into some of the inner circle, the Sammy Hagar deal, the Michael Anthony deal.

1244
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:07,000
I mean, that his brother's inability to owe something else to about Michael Jackson and him working with Michael Jackson.

1245
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,000
I found interesting.

1246
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,000
You might have seen it already.

1247
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:16,000
But I want to cover some of that on the next podcast because some of that is very interesting.

1248
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,000
That I did see.

1249
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,000
Yeah.

1250
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:29,000
We'll go into that and we'll discuss that further on the next podcast, which will be next Tuesday.

1251
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,000
So next Tuesday works for me.

1252
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,000
Works for me.

1253
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,000
Everybody.

1254
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,000
Thank you.

1255
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,000
Thank you for listening.

1256
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:39,000
Have you seen our numbers, dude?

1257
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,000
No, I have not.

1258
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,000
Oh, geez.

1259
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:46,000
I've been ashamed.

1260
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:52,000
Look, we have a lot of episodes and people are going back and grabbing them.

1261
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:57,000
And I thank God they're still listening to the newer ones, too, and to me and Topher, too.

1262
01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,000
But we have enough of a catalog to where people discover us.

1263
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:05,000
They've got like miles of material they can listen to them, listen to us as.

1264
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,000
But man, this this thing is no joke anymore, man.

1265
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:12,000
I'll tell you, I we have gained a lot of steam.

1266
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,000
And thank you, everybody.

1267
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,000
We appreciate it.

1268
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,000
And we're going to keep at it.

1269
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,000
This is what you're getting right here tonight.

1270
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,000
Rob and I, two douchebags and microphone.

1271
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,000
And thank you guys for listening.

1272
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:23,000
Your brothers in arms.

1273
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,000
That's right.

1274
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,000
Your brothers in arms.

1275
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,000
We are.

1276
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,000
Thank you.

1277
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:31,000
And hey, Rob, I had a lot of support for you.

1278
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,000
A lot of support.

1279
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,000
A lot of people wondered how you're doing.

1280
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,000
You told me that.

1281
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,000
Yes.

1282
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,000
You told me that.

1283
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,000
It was really good.

1284
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,000
Thank you, everybody.

1285
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,000
A lot of good people.

1286
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000
A lot of good people listen to us, Rob.

1287
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000
A lot of really good people.

1288
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:49,000
I got to jot down some of them because some of them I think you're going to really be

1289
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:54,000
impressed with about what they said about people that were in your shoes, about people

1290
01:25:54,000 --> 01:26:04,000
that had family members in your shoes, people that I just had a lot of stuff hit me that

1291
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:11,000
week and weekend, you know, and some of it didn't directly deal with me.

1292
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,000
It had to do with my kids, you know.

1293
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,000
Absolutely.

1294
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,000
Absolutely.

1295
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,000
Yeah, one thing got to me and well, what happens?

1296
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:23,000
I know, when you told me about that and you know what, man?

1297
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,000
The even takes over.

1298
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,000
You know what?

1299
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,000
We needed our break.

1300
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,000
I wish I would have known that a little bit sooner because I would have called you a little

1301
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,000
bit sooner if I would have known that.

1302
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:32,000
So anyhow.

1303
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,000
I didn't.

1304
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,000
I didn't.

1305
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,000
Yeah.

1306
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,000
Okay.

1307
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,000
Yeah.

1308
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000
Anyhow, we don't have to get into anything right now, but thank you.

1309
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:43,000
There's there's three dickheads that are blocked to fuck them anyhow.

1310
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:48,000
And I strongly encourage them to never listen again because they're assholes.

1311
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,000
All right.

1312
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,000
Thank you.

1313
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,000
Thank you.

1314
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:52,000
Good night.

1315
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:55,000
Not good assholes, bad assholes, not like the assholes that listen to us that we love.

1316
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,000
Thank you, assholes.

1317
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,000
Have a good night.

1318
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,000
Good night, assholes.

1319
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:04,000
Oh, no, looks like the show's over kids.

1320
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:08,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1321
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,000
Fear not, assholes.

1322
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:38,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.