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I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to Two Deucebags and Microphone by a nice warm fire at night. I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy. 13 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Two Deucebags and a Microphone 14 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. 15 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Anyhow, like a previous, I think it was like the last podcast, I mentioned about the Northern Lights and how they could get them all the way down to Florida, Eureka Springs, Northern California, here. Well, and I also mentioned what a pain in the ass it is too. You got to have night exposure on and got to be really, really still. 16 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Basically have a tripod, you know, and who the hell carries around a tripod for their cell phone, their smartphone. Yeah, that's right. 17 00:03:50,000 --> 00:04:02,000 So, anyhow, I was reading this new thing NASA came out, and there might be hope for people like me that are challenged on this whole deal trying to get it done. 18 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:13,000 All right, the sun is now in its solar maximum, meaning more aurora activity, which is great for people like me. They're a little slow to the game. 19 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:19,000 This year has given stargazers plenty opportunities to catch the colorful aurora's. 20 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Other Northern Lights flicker across the night sky, and that's expected to continue as the sun is now in its solar maximum. The peak of its 11-year solar cycle. Representatives for NASA, the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, I know everyone saw those initials before, but that's what it means. 21 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:52,000 And the internal solar cycle prediction panel. Okay, made the announcement at a news conference Tuesday. 22 00:04:52,000 --> 00:05:03,000 During solar maximum, the number of sunspots and therefore the amount of solar activity increases, said Jamie Faber's director of NASA's space weather program. 23 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:19,000 This increase in activity provides an exciting opportunity to learn about our closest star, but also causes real effects at Earth and throughout our solar system. The peak activity is to expected to last another year, according to NASA. 24 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:26,000 So that's great. So dumbasses like me have a whole year to get their shit together and figure this out. 25 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Actually, what I'm hoping is, is there's like a get ready to go to Eureka Springs, like I said. 26 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Anyhow, this gives me maybe a chance to where there's not as much light clutter out there in a cabin that we stay at. 27 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Maybe I can go out and witness some of this and you know what, even if I see it, if I can't get a picture, I don't think I necessarily give a shit. 28 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Just as long as I get to see it. I intend to go to New Zealand one day and witness it there, but I just want to see it here because I can if I try hard enough. 29 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:06,000 So anyhow, there you guys go. Anyone that has not done it and want to do it, you got a year. 30 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Now here's an interesting little story. The Federal Communications Commission, FCC, could go all the way with a proposed fine against ESPN. 31 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Did you like that little, I didn't write it. Could go all the way. 32 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Their proposal calls for a penalty of $146,976 against ESPN for violating the Emergency Alert System, EAS. 33 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:38,000 All these initials. Rules when the network aired ads to promote the 2023-24 NBA season. 34 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:45,000 FCC said the tones were used in the absence of an actual emergency, except for the tests. 35 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 They can do it during a test because you got to know what the emergency alert sounds like. 36 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:59,000 So the offending ads contain the unauthorized EAS tune and were aired six times from October 20th to 24th, 2023. 37 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Several complaints were filed on October 20 about the TV spots. 38 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:12,000 The cable network admitted in response to a letter of inquiry that it used the EAS attention signals in the ads. 39 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Who the hell would go complain about that? Who gives a shit? 40 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:21,000 You look at the screen and you see someone like bouncing a basketball and you go, okay, this obviously is not an emergency. 41 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:26,000 You know, you could probably really, I haven't seen the commercial and I haven't seen the spot. 42 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I'm pretty sure you could tell it was a spot. It wasn't an actual emergency. 43 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:35,000 So who is the idiot that goes and writes letters to FCC? I mean, really? 44 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Anyhow, the SPM will have an opportunity to respond to the proposed fine. 45 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:49,000 The commission will examine all the evidence and legal arguments surrounding the alleged illegal tone used before making a final decision on the matter. 46 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Yeah, they already made their final decision, in my opinion. 47 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah, if they're even going to look at you, they're going to charge you, kind of like OSHA, in my opinion, too. 48 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:02,000 If they're even going to turn their head, you owe them at least 10 grand. 49 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:07,000 So this is the third time the network misused an emergency tone on air. 50 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Oh, so they're habitual. They might even get a little bit more than that. 51 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:26,000 The FCC issued a one point one two million dollar fine as part of a forfeiture order in 2015 when ESPN used EAS tones of total of 13 times across three of its cable networks. 52 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:40,000 ESPN violated EAS tone usage rules a second time during the airing of one of its 30 for 30 documents, Roll Tide War Eagle, leading to a 20,000 dollar fine in 2021. 53 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 OK. At first, I thought, all right, a money grab. 54 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Now, it seems like they're being habitual in doing this and they probably don't care about the fine. 55 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:57,000 They're doing this to get effect and they're willing to pay that hundred and some thousand for the effect. 56 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,000 So, you know what? Find a way, FCC. I stand corrected. 57 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Yeah, they have plenty of time to never do this again. 58 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:12,000 And obviously they are. So, ESPN, you will pay the fine. 59 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Well, turns out there was a huge study. Yes, I know. I know. 60 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:30,000 These brilliant bastards who did this study was doing a study of children and the amount of screen time they have on a smartphone or the PC on gaming or whatever. 61 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 And the amount of temper and tantrums they have. 62 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Well, it seems there's a connection. 63 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:52,000 The more screen time and the more phone time that your child has, the more tantrums that your child will throw, according to this this whole study. 64 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:59,000 So, OK, let's examine this. People throw phones at their children when they don't want to deal with them. 65 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Right. So, that is lack of attention. 66 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,000 So, how does a child get attention? 67 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Doesn't matter whether it's good or bad. 68 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:17,000 They do whatever they need to do to get attention and a tantrum is a great way to get attention. 69 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:23,000 So, it looks to me in my humble opinion that what is happening here is a classic. 70 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 They are not paying attention to their child enough. 71 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:32,000 So, their child is acting out and the proof is the screen time and the computer time. 72 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:42,000 These are gadgets and tools that are used to keep your child at bay and busy so you don't have them in your hair. 73 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Such as I'll see a lot of people going through the store with their child with a little game on their phone and they're over there playing. 74 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:56,000 That way they're not off running grabbing the pop tarts and the sweet tarts and all that stuff. 75 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:02,000 So, this is the same thing. Someone doesn't want to deal with their child. 76 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:09,000 So, they're like, here, play this game and then they go talk to whoever or whatever they have planned that doesn't involve the child. 77 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 So, that's all it is. I mean, I could have told them that easily. 78 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:25,000 That any child with more screen time or computer time is going to act up a hell of a lot more than a child that gets the proper attention and the right type of attention at the right times. 79 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 So, there you go. I'm glad you guys wasted all that million. 80 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:33,000 So, all the millions of dollars you probably wasted on this. 81 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,000 And you know, this is one of those things where I could look it up and see who did the study. 82 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I don't give a shit. All I know is it's done and it costs a lot of money. 83 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 So, anyhow, that's my opinion. 84 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:52,000 And now who gives a fuck department. This is a classic who gives a fuck. 85 00:11:52,000 --> 00:12:06,000 All right. It has been determined, again, by studies that there were volcanoes on the moon during the dinosaur age on Earth. 86 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:13,000 What this has to do with the tea in China or anything, I have no clue. 87 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Now that you know, is your life any different? Yeah, I didn't think so. 88 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Why did they have to do this study? 89 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:30,000 You know what? Someone needed something to do. Someone needed some federal money coming in and they needed something to do with it. 90 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:37,000 So, there you go. Someone got paid handsomely for coming up with this hypothesis, I guess it would be. 91 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I mean, I don't know how you'd prove it. So, it would be an educated guess just like anybody else's. 92 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,000 So, thank you for that. 93 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:53,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 94 00:12:53,000 --> 00:13:12,000 It seems to me that the whole object of playing golf is to play the least amount of golf. 95 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film. 96 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Jim X. What the hell happened? 97 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:31,000 You were the generation of change. 98 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:37,000 You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet. Spoke for you. 99 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Hunk the man. Hunk the system. 100 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 What the hell happened? 101 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:51,000 The generation of angst. The generation of noncompliance. Is now buying a boat. 102 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,000 You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you. 103 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined. 104 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 105 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:22,000 New research indicates that you can swim right after eating. 106 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Here's a story that, well, I don't think anyone would think they ever heard. 107 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,000 It's just too weird and abstract and anyhow, I'll just get into it. 108 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:45,000 This is from USA Today. Rock music guitarist, Jakey Lee, a veteran performer who performed with Ozzy Osbourne and founding bands Badlands and Red Dragon Cartel, 109 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:50,000 was shot several times early Tuesday while walking his dog in Las Vegas. 110 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 And that's where he lives, by the way. 111 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:58,000 The incident is under investigation. Lee's management said in a statement sent to USA Today, 112 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:06,000 but the police think the shooting was completely random and occurred while Lee took his dog out for a walk in the early morning hours. 113 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Lee, 67, is fully conscious and doing well in an intensive care unit at Las Vegas Hospital, his management said. 114 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 He is expected to fully recover. 115 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Las Vegas police responded to a shooting incident at the 1100 block of Elora Street in the southern part of the city, 116 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:28,000 the Las Vegas Police Department said in a statement to USA Today. 117 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Officers arrived and located a male victim suffering from an apparent gunshot wound. 118 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:38,000 The male was transported to the hospital. The statement said no arrests had been made at this time. 119 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Police said the incident remains under investigation. No further comments will be forthcoming. 120 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Lee and his family appreciate respecting their privacy at this time, his management said. 121 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Hmm, interesting. Well, they went on to say, who is Jakey Lee? 122 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Lee became well known to rock music fans when he joined Ozzy Osbourne's band for the albums Bark At The Moon and The Ultimate Sin. 123 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:12,000 After that, Lee formed the band Badlands with former black Sabbath singer Ray Gillan and Eric Singer of Kiss. 124 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:24,000 The band released three albums. He formed new band Red Dragon Cartel in 2013, which released albums Red Dragon Cartel in 2014 and Patina in 2018. 125 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Lee had been in the midst of a self-imposed absence from public performance because he suffered pain in his right hand 126 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:38,000 and was working on pain management, he said, in an interview October 9th with music news site Blabbermouth.net. 127 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:45,000 But I am playing again. I have been for about two months maybe and I want to go out to do a tour, he told the outlet. 128 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 I want to finish doing the Pantina tour, which got canceled because of Covid. 129 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:55,000 I'd like to go out and do that with Red Dragon Cartel, focus on the Pantina record and do some recording. 130 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 We'll see where that goes. 131 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Here are some how some fans react. Brad Gillis, I just heard about Jakey Lee. Glad to hear he's doing well. My thoughts are with you, buddy. 132 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Brad Gillis is a very good guitarist too and Brad Gillis was a predecessor to Jakey Lee. 133 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Brad Gillis filled in for the rest of the tour after Randy Rhoades was killed in that tragic plane accident. 134 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Here is the next one. Thinking and praying for Jakey Lee said Mark Strigle. I've heard it all of these. I think it's Strigle. 135 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Host of Sirius XM channel Ozzy's Boneyard and a post on X. 136 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Wish my friend Jakey Lee a full step vastly recovery. Posted agent and promoter David Medea. 137 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:53,000 And then there's a lot of other people that said a lot of other things. I could go into them, but those are some of the most notables that said something. 138 00:17:53,000 --> 00:18:09,000 One of the really notable things that I read was and I heard this and I saw it before in a couple of articles, but I guess maybe around, I don't know, 2000 something like that. 139 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,000 I'm not for sure in the maybe late 90s something like this. 140 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Apparently Sharon Osmore got a hold of Jakey Lee and was wanting him to come back and do a tour and maybe an album with Ozzy because they were having problems with Zack Wild. 141 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Now this would be consistent with some other people I know that had someone get contacted about it about the same time. 142 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:47,000 And anyhow, I guess the stuff with Zack got worked out and Jakey Lee said that I think his agent went to bat for him and said, you know, this is all great and everything. 143 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:55,000 But the thing that I really need and I have a problem with is Jakey Lee does not have any writing credits on Bark at the Moon. 144 00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:00,000 And he wanted that changed before they could go further with any type of dialogue about him coming back. 145 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 And Sharon said, you know, I'll call you back. 146 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 And this is according to what I read on several sources. 147 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 So take it for what it is. 148 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Maybe it's true. 149 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Maybe it isn't. 150 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 But she never did call back. 151 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 So he took that as a no. 152 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Interesting stuff, especially the shooting part. 153 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,000 But we all wish Jakey Lee well and it sounds like he is doing OK. 154 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 And wow, what an odd story. 155 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:34,000 And now from the truth is stranger than fiction department. 156 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Stanley Kubrick, who was behind The Shining. 157 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Yeah, the famous Jack Nicholson. 158 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Very scary movie. 159 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Thriller. 160 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Bloody. 161 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 What have you. 162 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Stanley Kubrick got what he wanted out of Jack Nicholson. 163 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Being that type of a psychopathic, angry character. 164 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:14,000 By having Nicholson eat cheese sandwiches, which he hates for two weeks to get him into character. 165 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 That's. 166 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Portaling insane. 167 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I can't believe that Jack Nicholson went along with this, but then again, you know what I mean? 168 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000 This movie really did help him a lot. 169 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 You know, kind of. 170 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:36,000 I mean, he is already established, but this movie did not hurt his career at all. 171 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:43,000 So anyhow, so I don't know what else to say on that, except OK. 172 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Truth is stranger than fiction. 173 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 And this is a prime example. 174 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Kubrick, I guess, was a complete prick on this anyhow, because I guess him and Shelley Duvall were all. 175 00:20:53,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Always at it, and he like about drove her to insanity by he kept criticizing her performance and, you know, taking little pokes at her and stuff. 176 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,000 And anyhow, I guess the movie must have been like hell to to be a part of. 177 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Actually, it sounds like. 178 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000 But I mean, it turned out to be. 179 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 One of the classics, honestly, so. 180 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 If you didn't know, now you do. 181 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I mean, method actors do some odd stuff, too. 182 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,000 I mean, you know, some method actors actually take it a little bit too far. 183 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:35,000 One of the ones that I found really interesting was James Gandolfini whenever he had to do. 184 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I think her name was Aida to Turo or something like that. 185 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:48,000 He this is the actress that played his sister Janice, and he had to really act mad at her. 186 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 But he was good friends with her. 187 00:21:49,000 --> 00:22:11,000 And the way he did that was whenever he had a scene with her, he filled his shoes full of rocks and walked on them all day to where when he saw her, he would actually really for real have a pissed off look on his face and really be angry because he's walking on rocks all day. 188 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000 That I don't know if that's dedication or nuts. 189 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:25,000 I mean, I guess it worked every every episode that he was in, whether he acted angry with her and it was very convincing. 190 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 So I guess that form does. 191 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,000 There's other better examples, too, but I'm not a go go into him. 192 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:40,000 That was just one I remember right off because I remember thinking, wow, that's interesting that he did that to get that kind of a role. 193 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:51,000 And it's interesting that Kubrick would feed Jack Nicholson cheese sandwiches for two weeks to get that type of a real nuttiness, craziness, anger out of him. 194 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 So. 195 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,000 So a few months ago, Bob's big boy statue, you know, big boy. 196 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 The burger place. 197 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:10,000 And he's the chubby guy that's out there with a big smile on his face with a big cheeseburger in his hand. Double cheeseburger, that is. 198 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Well, it seems like his statue, his head was sheared off because someone hit a fire hydrant in the in the car, hit it so hard that the fire hydrant was projected up. 199 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:33,000 And it hit it hit Bob's big boy's head and knocked half of his head off the top of his head off. 200 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:48,000 So recently they gave the Bob Bigs Boy statue a brain for for Halloween and they painted it green for effect. 201 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:58,000 So and then they're going to have a trunk or treat in the honor of the big boy statue getting a brain and they're kind of making a spoof out of it. 202 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 So I think that's pretty cool. 203 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:11,000 You know, they had the unfortunate problem of having somebody hit that fire hydrant and the fire hydrant, of course, you know, knocked the top of his head off. 204 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:19,000 So now there you go. They made it Halloween themed and it's working and I'm pretty sure they'll eventually probably put the rest of his head back on. 205 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 But until then, looks pretty cool. 206 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Look up the picture if you get a chance. 207 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:36,000 I think we found land. Oh, my God, I think we're safe. Oh, no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 208 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:45,000 A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, Hey bartender, I'll have one beer and a mop. 209 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Your mom is so ugly. Your dad takes her to work every day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. 210 00:24:52,000 --> 00:25:03,000 I smell bacon. No, wait, it's just Mark's wedding. 211 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Once again, we have the other show on this two douchebags and microphone platform called the Sports Bastards. 212 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,000 It's an NFL show that Topher and I, the original two, do. 213 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:26,000 And we predict the games coming up and we go over the games that went that were in the previous week and the ones that we got wrong, which are usually more than half of them and the ones we got right. 214 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,000 So we either give give ourselves a kick in the ass or a pat on the back, depending on what we said and what happened. 215 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Now, I'm going to report this on that show, too. 216 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:40,000 But this is just kind of one of those ones where it could go on either one. 217 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,000 You know, Netflix is getting into the into the NFL game. 218 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:50,000 And, you know, there's just so many different entities now that have NFL on is just crazy. 219 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I mean, there's just so many Amazon, Paramount. 220 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,000 I mean, you name it. So anyhow, Netflix is going into the business of that this year, too, with the Christmas games. 221 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 So just one problem. 222 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Netflix needed people to broadcast it, to commentate and all that. 223 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000 So Netflix announces its Christmas Day lineup. 224 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:19,000 I and Eagle, while the Sun Noah Eagle will call the other game, I and will share the booth with J.J. 225 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Watt and Nate Burleson. 226 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,000 J.J. will be calling his little brothers T.J. 227 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Watt's game. The Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs on Christmas. 228 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Then the Houston Texans taking on Baltimore Ravens. 229 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:41,000 And that Noah Eagle will be with Fox's Greg Olson for that night game. 230 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:48,000 So, OK. Has anyone ever heard of Noah Eagle before? 231 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Am I just like, am I behind the times? 232 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I know it's I and Eagle Sun and he's a broadcaster, been a broadcaster for a long time. 233 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,000 And he's a good one. I like him. I think he's pretty good. He's stellar. 234 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Where did this Noah kid come from? 235 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,000 And anyhow, I mean, it's going to be interesting. I mean, he might be really good. 236 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I don't know. It's just this kind of blind side of me. 237 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:15,000 So, anyhow, there you go. 238 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:22,000 So if you go to Netflix to watch the Christmas games, that's what you're going to be hearing on each one of them. 239 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:28,000 So I am always the first one to doggone our local government and say what I think they're doing wrong. 240 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000 So I got to give kadoos to whatever I think they're doing something right. 241 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 So this is what this is. This is a hey, good job. 242 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:40,000 You don't get a whole lot of them out of me. Trust me. Any governmental anything. 243 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:48,000 So, anyhow, the Traster Roads Project Program is a really good one, in my opinion. 244 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Traster Roads. Here are the key points. 245 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Collaboration with the University of Missouri, Live Green USA and J.M. Fahey Construction, or Fahey, I guess. 246 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Not Fahey, Fahey. 247 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Three asphalt mixes tested recycled tires, plastics, and a combination of both. 248 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,000 The goal, to divert waste from landfills, extend road life, and reduce maintenance needs. 249 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Part of a broader effort to create circular economy solutions and strengthen supply chains. 250 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,000 All of that's fantastic. I have nothing ill to say about that at all. 251 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,000 The Traster Roads Initiative is one of my many efforts by Kansas City to build a sustainable future 252 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:38,000 and foster innovation, and the benefits both resides in the residents and the environment. 253 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:44,000 The city will continue to evaluate the program's outcomes and explore opportunities to expand its use 254 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:49,000 of recycled materials and infrastructure projects. 255 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:56,000 In September, residents in the Foxcroft and Glen Arbor neighborhood were invited to participate in a public meeting 256 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000 to learn about and discuss the Traster Roads pilot program. 257 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Following the meeting, several streets within the neighborhood were resurfaced as part of the program's implementation. 258 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:12,000 The city is now actively gathering feedback from residents to assess the effectiveness and performance 259 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000 of the new roadway materials and their perspective. 260 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:23,000 This community input will help inform the city's evaluation of the program's success and guide future efforts. 261 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:30,000 So, I don't know man, if that works well, then I think that is something that every city, every metropolitan area, 262 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 even out in the country, should look into. 263 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Because so much of these materials are part of our landfills, are taking up all this space 264 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 and ruining the ecological environment around there. 265 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I mean, if you could find something like that to do with this, it would be, it's amazing. 266 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,000 So, I hope this project continues and I hope it goes very well and I commend them for doing this. 267 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 So, good job Casey, attaboy. 268 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Pat you on the back real quick, alright. Other than that, fuck you. 269 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:10,000 And for the this really sucks part of the program, it seems like a World War II bomb 270 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:18,000 that was underneath a Japanese runway in an airport blew up recently. 271 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,000 I don't know if there's any casualties or not, but it just sucks. 272 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,000 You know, there you are, sitting there, you know, World War II, way removed from it. 273 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Everything's back to better now, you get along with America, all this stuff, everything's good. 274 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Alright, your economy's doing well, everybody's doing good, and boom. 275 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I mean, it's kind of like the bat bombs that Harry Truman sent over there. 276 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:50,000 He basically, him and the military tied hand grenades, or I don't know if it's hand grenades, 277 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:55,000 some sort of a time release bomb on bats. 278 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Bats would go into people's attics and then they would explode. 279 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Now right there, that is a mean, vicious tactic, but that's war. 280 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,000 So anyhow, this one, I guess they paved over it, didn't realize it. 281 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 I mean, it might have been in the ground or something. 282 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:21,000 I mean, I really don't see how you pave over a bomb, but it was done and it exploded. 283 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 So there you go. 284 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:30,000 And now in the oops department, Coca-Cola recalls thousands of cases of mislabeled zero sugar lemonade 285 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 for containing sugar. 286 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000 That's not good. 287 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:41,000 About 13,152 cases of mislabeled lemonade, each including 12 cans of mistakenly sugary drink, 288 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000 were shipped to retail stores in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. 289 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Hmm. 290 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Thousands of cases of improperly labeled minute made zero sugar lemonade have been recalled 291 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,000 after they were found to contain the regular formula of lemonade with 40 grams of sugar, 292 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000 according to the Food and Drug Administration. 293 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 That's not good. 294 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:09,000 You know, people that are diabetic could easily just screw up their whole, 295 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 it could ruin their whole life. 296 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 I mean, really. 297 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:20,000 About 13,152 cases of mislabeled lemonade, each including 12 cans of the mistakenly sugary drink, 298 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000 were shipped to retail stores in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. 299 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:29,000 In addition to the 40 grams of sugar, regular minute made lemonade contains 30 times the calories 300 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:35,000 and over 20 times the total carbohydrates of minute made zero sugar lemonade, 301 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000 according to nutritional facts listed on Instacart. 302 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Coca-Cola issued the recall on September 10th, but a news release was never publicized, 303 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 the FDA's enforcement report said. 304 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Hmm. 305 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 I wonder how come they, who knows. 306 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:57,000 The FDA classified the recall as Class 2, which involves a health hazard situation 307 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:03,000 where there is a remote probability of adverse health consequences from use of this product. 308 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Concerned consumers can distinguish effective cans by searching for the codes. 309 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Feb 172, you know what, just look it up. 310 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Coca-Cola did not immediately respond for a request or comment. 311 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000 I bet they didn't, because that is a boneheaded move. 312 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000 That should not have happened, honestly. 313 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,000 And another one in the oops department, but you know, while I'm reading off what Coca-Cola did, 314 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Pepsi has a big oops too, but not quite nearly, not nearly as big, but 315 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Pepsi has voluntarily recalled a total of 322 cases of Schweppes Zero Sugar Ginger Ale caffeine free 316 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:47,000 because it discovered during an internal investigation that cans labeled as sugar free contain full sugar. 317 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000 The recall was initiated on March 9th. 318 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:56,000 This is a few months ago, but you know what, it's right in line with what we just told you about Coca-Cola. 319 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:04,000 So, with the US Food and Drug Administration investigation is going on, 320 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:11,000 and Pepsi did a recall of all of them, and here's what I look at. 321 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:16,000 If you have to drink that kind of a drink, I don't even give a shit. 322 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Think of the person that has to have Schweppes Zero Sugar Ginger Ale caffeine free. 323 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,000 You just knocked every inch of fun out of that damn thing. 324 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Why don't you just go drink water? It's better for you anyhow, and that is what you're drinking, 325 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,000 is just unflavored carbonated water. 326 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:45,000 I mean, I wouldn't, I mean, for me there would be no reason for me to even touch that stuff. 327 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000 It doesn't do anything for you. It's water. 328 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000 You might as well go get some, I don't know, some sort of powder and throw it in your water, 329 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,000 like Gatorade Zero is what I like, Zero Orange is a good powder, and just do that. 330 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Or, you know what, or just go have someone kick you straight in the ass. 331 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 That's the same thing. 332 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000 So, anyhow, if you drink one of those, fuck off. 333 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000 And also, if you drink one of those, I can't be friends with you. 334 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000 It's just like I stated to Topher the other day, and I think it was on the podcast. 335 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:23,000 If you're a big Aussie fan, and you have a dog named Mr. Growly, I cannot be friends with you. 336 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Sorry, this is the way it is. No offense. 337 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:34,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. 338 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:40,000 You don't know where to go, but we can tell you what you can eat. 339 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Okay, it's post-apocalypse, and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city. 340 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:53,000 You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener. 341 00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:01,000 What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes, 342 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:07,000 then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it, and it should pop right open. 343 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:13,000 You watch the news. It looks grim. Is the apocalypse inevitable? 344 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:19,000 We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers. 345 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:24,000 We have the post-apocalypse. 346 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Very important for survival is to know the predators in your area. 347 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Study up on them and grab a few wildlife books to keep in your shelter. 348 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Find information for ways to kill the animal if edible and not damage the meat. 349 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:45,000 A crossbow is usually most effective. Tools such as a duck call or a moose call could help when to seek out possible food to kill. 350 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Search all uses for an animal after it is killed, such as the pelt, the hooves, or antlers can make a handy weapon if needed. 351 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, 352 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000 remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts. 353 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe everyone! 354 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Christopher, you were talking about brain maturity the other day. 355 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Yeah, that's something that I saw an article on is a lot of neurologists are saying that a human's brain doesn't reach full maturity until age 25. 356 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Which I thought was rather interesting because there's a lot of consideration of maturity when they're talking about laws. 357 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Is a person mature enough? Can they handle this responsibility? Can they be held responsible for this? 358 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000 That brings a lot of stuff in question, doesn't it? 359 00:37:53,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Yeah, we say if you're under 18, then your brain isn't mature enough to vote. But 18 you are. 360 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:07,000 But 18 you're able to fight for your country, which to me is kind of contradictory. 361 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000 But your brain isn't mature yet for another seven years. 362 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:16,000 So can you really make the decision to go and risk your life for your country if your brain is still immature? 363 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Well, okay, it used to be you didn't make the decision. 364 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Now that you do make the decision, that's very much up for debate because is it legal? Could someone get out of it with this defense? 365 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:43,000 That's a good question. There are already people who are talking about not making people under the age of 18 pay any kind of income tax. 366 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Because they don't get to vote yet, so they are not represented. 367 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000 However, they're being taxed. 368 00:38:51,000 --> 00:39:00,000 That's one of the big parts of this country. Representation has to come along with taxation. 369 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000 So if you're taxing a 16-year-old or a 17-year-old on their income, they don't get to vote. 370 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000 That's true. 371 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000 They should be exempt. 372 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Yeah, I really don't know. I'm kind of on the fence. I see both sides. 373 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:29,000 But then 25, I think that right there would help the conservatives more than the liberals. 374 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Because it's my belief that people get more conservative the longer they live. 375 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Yeah, and the more they have to lose. 376 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Yes. 377 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000 And the more often random bad shit happens to them. 378 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Yes. 379 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Like the old joke is a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, and a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. 380 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 That's pretty good. 381 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,000 It just depends on your point of view. 382 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Have I ever told you about my prank phone call deal that I used to do? 383 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 No. 384 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Well, this is the old quick trip in Belvedere, the one right off the highway, right off of 71 or 49 or whatever, at 155th Street, down there in that little pit there, right off the exit ramp. 385 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 There used to be a quick trip. 386 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,000 And one day I'm in there getting a soda or some shit, right, and I notice the phone rang. 387 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Is this probably a drug deal or something? 388 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Yeah. 389 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 And some guy jumps out of his car and starts answering. 390 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000 I'm like, huh, they know those things had numbers. 391 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Not only did I not know they have numbers, I didn't realize that people fucking answer. 392 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Yeah. 393 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,000 The idea of calling into a pay phone didn't occur to me until I saw someone do it on a TV show. 394 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 I was like, what? 395 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Yeah. 396 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 You can do that? 397 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Yeah. 398 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I thought it's just one way you got on there and said, hey, I'm down here at the quick trip, man. 399 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Whenever you want to come down, you know, I got the I got the pet cage and the and the rubbers. 400 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:05,000 So so anyhow, so I walk over there and I get a pen from the guy in the quick trip and wrote down the numbers. 401 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 There's like three of them. 402 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 And they're like, you know, in a little semicircle. 403 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000 And back in the days, I mean, like you mentioned the other day, how nasty that was. 404 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Yeah. 405 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Some guy get up there and start spitting all over the phone, talking, and then you go pick it up right after. 406 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 Yeah. 407 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Jam it right up to the hole in your face that you eat through. 408 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Now when I think about it, I cringe. 409 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:34,000 So anyhow, it is probably a dirt bag from Belvedere anyhow, with no teeth. 410 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:41,000 You know, so anyhow, I get these numbers down and anyhow, one day I'm over my friend Davies and we're bored. 411 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 I go, hey, man, I got something we could do. 412 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 What's that? 413 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 See these three numbers? 414 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Yeah. 415 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 There's a number to the pay phones in Belvedere Quick Trip. 416 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Oh, really? 417 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Let's just call it and fuck with people. 418 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Sure. 419 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000 OK. 420 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000 So, you know, we call up and the first time it took a long time. 421 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 I don't think anyone was there. 422 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Someone answered hello. 423 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Oh, you know, this is a pay phone. 424 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 I go, hey, you know, you're a dickhead. 425 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 You know, just start screwing with them. 426 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Yeah, you're a piece of shit, man. 427 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Hey, you know, I got right next to me who? 428 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Your mom. 429 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Yeah. 430 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 You know, people get pissed off. 431 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Fuck you, bitch. 432 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 And all this stuff. 433 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000 So anyhow, we call them up and harass them. 434 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 People get so fucking mad. 435 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 You know, we get them so mad. 436 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 They threaten to kill us. 437 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000 They're going to come over and we're like, well, you're going to kill me when you don't 438 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 know where I'm at, bitch. 439 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 You know what? 440 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:34,000 This is before this is in maybe early 90s at the most late 80s, whatever, somewhere in 441 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000 the time frame. 442 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000 And I mean, it was just I mean, we had nothing else to do. 443 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 So we'd call up and just get people so mad. 444 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Davey used to do this farmer oppression. 445 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000 He used to tell a guy that his fucking goats were in his yard and he was mad or your fucking 446 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 cattle trampled my fucking sheep, you bitch. 447 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000 I don't have I don't have no farm. 448 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Yeah, you do. 449 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 You son of a bitch. 450 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 I know this is you, Mr. Johnson. 451 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000 You get your ass over here and you get my dead fucking sheep and you better fucking bury 452 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000 it. 453 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000 If you don't, I'm going to come over there. 454 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000 I'm going to slap the stupid out of you. 455 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 And that's going to take all day because you're pretty fucking stupid. 456 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 And he would just keep railing on him. 457 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000 And the people get so mad and argue about I don't have a farm. 458 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000 I ain't got no farm, you dumb son of a bitch. 459 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 And he would just keep going. 460 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Ain't got no farm, you dumb son of a bitch. 461 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 And these people get so mad. 462 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 So anyhow, one day I'm over there. 463 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 I'm like, hmm, you know, it's starting to get boring. 464 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 People get mad and they hang up. 465 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Then a lot of people just go, fuck you, you know, and hang up. 466 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 The smarter ones do. 467 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Yeah. 468 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,000 And although I question them answering a pay phone, you know, this is a pay phone, don't 469 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 you? 470 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 You know, it's like, OK, I heard that one before. 471 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 All right. 472 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Hang on. 473 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Oh, yeah, you're right. 474 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 I'm sorry. 475 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 You know, what do you do? 476 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 I noticed there's a White House right behind there. 477 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000 So anyhow, I'm like, OK, all right. 478 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Everyone always wants to know where I live at. 479 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000 I guess I'm going to live in that White House right behind the pay phone. 480 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000 So anyhow, you know, most people are just kind of like they hang up and they don't want 481 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000 to go to that White House. 482 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000 This one guy that I was fucking with just constantly going, hey, you piece of shit, man. 483 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Yeah, you just don't sound right without a dick in your mouth. 484 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 You sound completely different. 485 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000 You're a bald gargler and all this stuff, man. 486 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 You smell like chode. 487 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000 And this guy's just getting fucking madder than you. 488 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 I'm going to beat the shit out of you. 489 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Where you at? 490 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 I go, you want to know where I'm at, bitch? 491 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Yeah. 492 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Over there. 493 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Look to your left. 494 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Oh, no, no, not that left. 495 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 The other left, moron. 496 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 See that left over there? 497 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 See that White House? 498 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 I'm right here, motherfucker. 499 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 I'm looking out the window. 500 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000 I'm waiting for your fucking fat ass to come beat me up. 501 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,000 I'm going to smack the stupid out of you, and I'm going to do it in front of everybody. 502 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I'm going to call people over to watch me smack the fuck out of you. 503 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000 And this guy's getting mad. 504 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Oh, you son of a bitch. 505 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000 I'm going to fucking kill you, man. 506 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 And I'm pretty sure the guy went over there. 507 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 He was so mad. 508 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000 So he was so mad that he didn't even completely hang up. 509 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 I heard it go click and then it fell on the ground. 510 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 So he didn't look back or nothing. 511 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 And anyhow, I hear a car peeling out. 512 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000 So I don't know about that guy in that White House, but I'm pretty sure he got into a pretty good fight. 513 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Yeah. 514 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 She looked at the police blotter the next day. 515 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Man in White House beaten to death by outrage. 516 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000 There wasn't an internet. 517 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:29,000 So it's like one of those deals for having to wait for one of those little regional magazines like the South Side or whatever. 518 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 The Grandview Circle or whatever. 519 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000 The Grandview Dick Smack or whatever. 520 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000 One of those stupid little fucking mags to come out. 521 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000 South Side idiot. 522 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Whatever. 523 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000 So, hey, I never did find out, you know, and I didn't want to know. 524 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I was afraid someone might have got killed that whole scuff up, you know, but yeah, could be. 525 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000 It was at the hands of entertainment. 526 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000 So I justified it. 527 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Yeah. 528 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Yeah. 529 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Were you briefly entertained? 530 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Oh, I was entertained for a while. 531 00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:02,000 I mean, especially the guys that just continue to get mad and just continue to try to insult you and one up you without a brain. 532 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Yeah. 533 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000 And you continue like Davey just roll over so many insults on him. 534 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 And they just keep getting madder and madder. 535 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Oh, yeah. 536 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Fuck you. 537 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Oh, my God. 538 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000 You got me. 539 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Oh, you went through the F bomb. 540 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Oh, someone get me some iced tea. 541 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Oh, my God. 542 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Oh, the pain. 543 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000 You know, and anyhow, so the fine. 544 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000 The finality was I just call it down there. 545 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000 And this is later. 546 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:36,000 I got bored with it and I went back to it and this chick answers and I started saying something, you know, just started blathering some sort of 547 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 shit to try to piss her off. 548 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000 She goes, Mark Wallace. 549 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Oops. 550 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Who is this? 551 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 This is Danielle. 552 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Oh, fuck. 553 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 What are you doing? 554 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Calling a pay phone. 555 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Long story. 556 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000 She busted me. 557 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Last time I called him like fuck, man. 558 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 That's it, man. 559 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 So far, it is done. 560 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Yep. 561 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Cancel Christmas. 562 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Yeah. 563 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Pharmacy's closed. 564 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Oh, no. 565 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Looks like the show's over, kids. 566 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 567 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Fear not, assholes. 568 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:36,000 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.