1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,920 And now it's time for the Daily Doorspag. 2 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,920 And now it's time for the Daily Doorspag. 3 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:05,520 I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good 4 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,200 the show is. 5 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:13,240 And finally, I, Joe or Jane Listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri to take advantage 6 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:22,480 of the power plant, campgrounds and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 7 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:27,860 Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity. 8 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:30,200 Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. 9 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,680 At least we admit it. 10 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:38,920 Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better. 11 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,920 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 12 00:01:41,920 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kill. 26 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,880 Search all uses for an animal after it is killed such as the pelt, the hooves or antlers 27 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,880 can make a handy weapon if needed. 28 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:40,880 Two Douchebags and a Microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. 29 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,880 We offer you... 30 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,880 First world problems. 31 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,880 Dammit! 32 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:56,880 I can't decide between nachos, chili or wings for the game tonight. 33 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:57,880 This is bullshit. 34 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:07,880 I should not have to make decisions like this. 35 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:13,880 Every now and then I like to report on conspiracy theories like Rob and I did a couple of them 36 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,880 like Wyoming Didn't Exist. 37 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,880 I think Topher and I went into a couple of them too. 38 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,880 I can't remember exactly what they were. 39 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,880 But this latest one really got me. 40 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:29,880 I mean, it's possible, yes. 41 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,880 But I just, I don't know. 42 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:35,880 I think it's so far-fetched and I don't know why it's coming up now. 43 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:40,880 But here's the outlining of it. 44 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:46,880 Okay, back in 1982 maybe something like that, 45 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:53,880 Pepsi did a push to overtake Coke as the number one soft drink in America. 46 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,880 What it did was this thing called the Pepsi Challenge. 47 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:08,880 And this is where Pepsi went into schools, libraries, malls, public places 48 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:18,880 and they set up a table and they had two drinks there and they had people come up and try them. 49 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:27,880 And they had a piece of cardboard paper that like one and two over the front of it. 50 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,880 And then you're to drink both samples of soda. 51 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,880 And then you would tell them which one you thought tastes the best. 52 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,880 Well, Pepsi of course won this. 53 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,880 And not because it's a better drink, but because they were the ones doing it. 54 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,880 So their advertisement was called the Pepsi Challenge. 55 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:53,880 And they said that more people picked Pepsi over Coca-Cola in a blind taste test. 56 00:04:53,880 --> 00:05:01,880 Well, it seems like there's this group of people that emerged from someone that used to work at Pepsi or something like that. 57 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:06,880 And they said that the whole thing was a big hoax. 58 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:14,880 That Pepsi was actually paid by Coca-Cola because Coca-Cola had some ingredient in their drink. 59 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,880 All this is allegedly. 60 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:24,880 And that they needed to get out of there like it was too expensive or I don't know or maybe they thought it's harmful or something. 61 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,880 But in order to do that, they needed a diversion. 62 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:35,880 And so they told Pepsi, hey, can you do this Pepsi Challenge deal or whatever? 63 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,880 And then they paid him the money supposedly. 64 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,880 And Pepsi did. 65 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,880 And the whole thing is, is when this happened, here's what it here's what Coca-Cola did. 66 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,880 When Pepsi came out and said, hey, our drinks better than yours and we have proof. 67 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,880 Then Coke said, OK, you're right. 68 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,880 And they took away Coca-Cola, the regular one. 69 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:54,880 They call it classic. 70 00:05:54,880 --> 00:06:05,880 That's the reason they call it classic now is is because they took it away and they replaced it with a thing called New Coke. 71 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,880 New Coke was even sweeter than Pepsi. 72 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,880 It was a disaster. 73 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,880 People hated it. 74 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:18,880 I mean, people are going to stores and like throwing the cans everywhere and just, you know, after they buy them and go, this is garbage. 75 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,880 So they didn't have the Internet then. 76 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:25,880 Otherwise, there'd be all these tick tock videos of people blowing up Coke cans or something. 77 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:31,880 So supposedly, Coca-Cola needed this diversion. 78 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:38,880 They paid Pepsi and these two companies actually working together like that, I find ridiculous. 79 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:43,880 But I'll be the first to admit, it's entirely possible. 80 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,880 I mean, other things have happened that I like going, no, that would never happen. 81 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,880 And actually it did. 82 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:58,880 So, I mean, I don't know what else to say on that, except that is a very interesting conspiracy theory. 83 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:04,880 And whoever if this isn't true, whoever came up with this, I give them mad props. 84 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,880 It's genius. 85 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,880 And now on to the adventures of Elon Musk. 86 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Tesla CEO Elon Musk surprised attendees of the we period robot event by presenting a new unexpected vehicle, a passenger van. 87 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,880 Of course, it was far from a conventional van. 88 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:34,880 The Tesla Robo van is supposed to look like a van. 89 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,880 It I guess you can kind of tell it's a van. 90 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,880 You'll have to take a look at the picture. 91 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,880 The inside looks really cool, though. 92 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,880 It has some futuristic love seats in there and it looks spacious. 93 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:58,880 And Elon saying that this is a great way to take a lot of people somewhere because he hates public transportation. 94 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,880 And excuse me. 95 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,880 And the electric van space is actually starting to heat up quite a bit. 96 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,880 Volkswagen is doing an ID buzz. 97 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,880 Mercedes is doing an e-Sprinter. 98 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:21,880 And then in the commercial segment, there's also the Ram Promaster EV, the Ford e-Transit and the bright drop ZEVO. 99 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:28,880 And I don't know who makes bright drop or whatever. 100 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:38,880 Anyhow, he showed this he showed the image of the van to the shareholders and they are reportedly pretty stoked about it. 101 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,880 It's the front. 102 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,880 The van looks kind of like a bullet train, actually. 103 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:52,880 I mean, like one segment of it, one compartment, like maybe the front is rounded off in the front. 104 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,880 I really don't know how to describe this. 105 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:03,880 Just take a look at the Robo van, Tesla's Robo van, and you'll see exactly what I mean. 106 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,880 Actually, I think this thing may have legs. 107 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,880 I think it has a lot of potential. 108 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:15,880 I mean, it really, I don't know, it looks cool. 109 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:37,880 The only thing is, is I'm not real keen on Tesla anymore because recently, like TOFA reported in the NFL, in the NFL show that we do the sports bastards that GEICO is going to stop ensuring the Tesla truck. 110 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,880 And I guess that's because of all the problems. 111 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:50,880 So this thing here, I mean, I would hope that it would do better than work better, I guess, than the Tesla truck. 112 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,880 So I guess it's remained to be seen. 113 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:59,880 Of course, it's not out yet, and I'm pretty sure it's still development developmental stage. 114 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:07,880 So so here recently, there has been a lot of northern lights around Kansas City. 115 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:13,880 As a matter of fact, I'm on this page for Eureka Springs, and people saw them down there. 116 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,880 People saw them in Florida. 117 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:22,880 There's this meteorologist that follows hurricanes, tornadoes and all this called Reed Timmer. 118 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:27,880 He had some great northern light pictures from Florida. 119 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,880 So obviously, it was very visible around here. 120 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:39,880 It was even visible in northern California because the intense geometrical storms going on on the sun. 121 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,880 Anyhow, I found out there's a lot more to it to get the pictures. 122 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:50,880 So you really kind of need a tripod because you need the phone to be steady. 123 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:55,880 You need to put the phone in dark mode and you need to let it load. 124 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,880 And then when it loads, then you push the button. 125 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,880 It was the weirdest thing. 126 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:01,880 You push the button again. 127 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,880 I've never done this before. 128 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,880 And then it will start snapping pictures. 129 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:13,880 But unless you are completely, completely steady with it, it won't snap a good picture. 130 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:20,880 So needless to say, I didn't have a tripod for my cell phone, my smartphone, not cell phone. 131 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,880 And I didn't get any good pictures. 132 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:29,880 We could see some of it, but we actually probably needed to head out further south 133 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:35,880 because there's too much light pollution around here to get a really good picture. 134 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,880 If I still lived in Cleveland, Missouri, that would have been a great place. 135 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,880 I know like 30 places out there to go on a huge hill. 136 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:50,880 Places where we used to watch thunderstorms roll in like bad ones and kind of raid them and go, oh, OK, this one, we better get back to the house. 137 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,880 And this one we could sit here and watch, you know. 138 00:11:53,880 --> 00:12:02,880 So there's a lot of hills like that out there with not very many trees on them to where you can look over and see. 139 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,880 So I imagine out there it was probably brilliant. 140 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:11,880 And the lights, they range from deep purple to Chief's red and orange. 141 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,880 And I'm not kidding you. 142 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:17,880 It is Chief's red and orange, the colors that you see on the jerseys. 143 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:30,880 And then there was like a deep purple with kind of a yellow in it, infused in it, and kind of a bluish infused in it and some dark green around the edges. 144 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,880 It's very cool. 145 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,880 And if you have not seen the pictures, they're everywhere. 146 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,880 If you have not seen the pictures, I encourage you to take a look. 147 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:45,880 And also I encourage you to look up some of these either astronomical websites or meteorologist websites, 148 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:53,880 because they are the ones that are telling us when these geometrical storms are going to hit and the best times that you can see the northern lights. 149 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,880 They even have graphs of where you can see them at. 150 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,880 You know, they have like, you know, this is a best zone. 151 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,880 This is a second best zone. 152 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,880 This is a third best zone. 153 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,880 So anyhow, I mean, and I don't even consider this nerdy territory. 154 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,880 I just think this is cool. 155 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,880 Next up, Kings of the Heard in Hell. 156 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:20,880 K-Rite Cola is the only soft drink available in Hell. 157 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:28,880 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 158 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:34,880 Why do they call it quicksand if it takes so slow to sink? 159 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,880 Hmph. 160 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:48,880 I may never know. 161 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,880 Runnin' and we're all very happy for him. 162 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:56,880 So I'm going to give him a call when he has the time and we're going to talk for a while. 163 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:01,880 But he sent me an article about this because he reported on it quite a while ago. 164 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:09,880 There's an amusement park going into Lake of the Ozarks and it's over there near Sunrise Beach 165 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:15,880 and kind of in between there and Bagnall Dam if I understand the map correctly on it. 166 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:21,880 So they're building really quickly on this and suddenly they stopped. 167 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,880 And people are like, well, what happened? 168 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:34,880 Well, in order to build this place up to where it needs to be with the land, they have to blast for rock. 169 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:41,880 And where they're blasting for rock evidently is all the utilities from all the timeshares along the lake. 170 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:48,880 Now, this lake, Lake of the Ozarks, a lot of people watched the Ceres Ozarks so they know this. 171 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,880 And some people go there so they know this. 172 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,880 The Lake of the Ozarks has more shoreline than the entire state of California. 173 00:14:55,880 --> 00:15:02,880 It is a huge winding lake and it's a beautiful lake too. It's a great one. 174 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:07,880 So there's all these timeshares on it and homes and everything. 175 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,880 Well, when they built all these timeshares, I don't know, maybe 25 years ago or whatever, 176 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,880 they had to bury all the utilities in the ground. 177 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:22,880 And where this amusement park is going in are the buried utilities. 178 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:29,880 And evidently they need to blast some of that rock to build up where they're going to build certain things on this amusement park. 179 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:37,880 So right now it's kind of at a standstill because they're trying to figure out what to do if I understood the article correctly. 180 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,880 So anyhow, that was an interesting article. 181 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:46,880 And I thank Rob for sending that to me and actually taking the time and giving a shit to send me that story. 182 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:52,880 But anyhow, Rob's a good guy and he's doing well and we all love him here. 183 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,880 So like I mentioned earlier, we do a show called the Sports Bastards. 184 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,880 We do this every Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on our schedules. 185 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,880 And we usually record about three and a half, four hours of this. 186 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,880 And we divide it into two shows. 187 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:13,880 And what it is, is it's a prediction show of the show of the of the games coming up. 188 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:21,880 And it's also an analyzation of the games that were played and also a scorecard of Topher and I's predictions. 189 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,880 Well, we do this thing called Bullet Points. 190 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:31,880 And it's a really people love this segment. 191 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:40,880 So anyhow, here are some of the bullet points that are coming up, just so you'll know and maybe you'll want to listen to the Sports Bastards a little bit. 192 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,880 I mean, it's doing well, but trying to give a little push here. 193 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:49,880 One of it is, should all NFL players be forced to wear white shoes? 194 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,880 The reason is all the disgruntled fans. 195 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,880 I mean, there are people just all pissed off about this. 196 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,880 And I mean, there's only one way to end it. 197 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:05,880 And that is make everyone wear white shoes. And that way, you know, if you're over there near the sideline, you're just going to get it. 198 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,880 And it's not going to be a big deal. And that's it. 199 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:16,880 Another question is Lamar Jackson was approached in Cincinnati when having dinner at a restaurant. 200 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,880 The owner let people in even when he said he wouldn't. 201 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,880 It was supposed to be a private dinner. 202 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:34,880 And I guess Bengals fan is came up to Lamar Jackson while he was eating and telling him that they were going to kick his ass or their ass, the Raven's ass. 203 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:39,880 And Lamar Jackson came up with a really, really, really good statement. 204 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:49,880 And he said, If I kick their ass, you're the reason why or no, no, if I beat them, you will be the reason why. 205 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,880 So I thought I thought that was pretty cool. 206 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:58,880 And then there's other questions, just simpler ones that are like Roger Goodell. 207 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:06,880 Is he doing a solid job? Another one is the FC Dark Horse is. 208 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:12,880 So anyhow, these are the bullet points that we do. 209 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,880 And we we really like them. It's a lot of fun. 210 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,880 So if you get a chance, check it out along with other stuff. 211 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:27,880 We also go into other things, too. We talk about a little bit of everything, but it's mainly the main focus is the NFL and sports. 212 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,880 So give us a check. I usually post the first one if we do it Tuesday. 213 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,880 I posted Tuesday. The second one gets posted Wednesday. 214 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,880 And take a listen. It's pretty good. 215 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,880 We may not know what we're talking about, but we're entertaining. 216 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:55,880 In. 2024, as Halloween approaches, there's nothing quite like indulging in a sweet treat, whether you're a chocolate lover or a sour candy aficionado. 217 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,880 There's a perfect confection for every palette in 2024. 218 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:07,880 Consumer spending on Halloween candy is projected to reach three point five billion, a slight decrease from 2023. 219 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:14,880 So this brings us to what is the most popular Halloween candy in 2024. 220 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:21,880 This is according to a website called Candy Store Dotcom. 221 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:27,880 M&Ms finally overtook Reese's Cups. It's owned by the same company, but anyhow. 222 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:34,880 M&Ms finally overtook Reese's Cups for the top spot for the first time. 223 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:39,880 In nine states, Reese's was the top one. 224 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,880 And I think that's how they formulate this is interesting. 225 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:48,880 So I don't know about the rest of states if they're number two or whatever, but that's just what it said here. 226 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:54,880 So all of them put together, this is the top ten, all the states put together, all of America. 227 00:19:54,880 --> 00:20:02,880 Number one are M&Ms. Number two, Reese's Cups. 228 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:11,880 Number three, Sour Patch Kids. That surprises me. I didn't think they'd be on there. 229 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:17,880 Number four, Skittles. I've never been a huge Skittles fan, but a lot of people like them. 230 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:22,880 So, okay, I guess I could see that. 231 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:29,880 Number five, Starburst. Starburst are good, but I don't consider them really good. I don't know. 232 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:39,880 Halloween candy. For whatever reason, it just seems to me like at Starburst or something, someone gives you a friend of yours, gives you, you know, hey, here have a Starburst. 233 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:47,880 Okay, thanks. It doesn't seem like a viable Halloween candy to me. Maybe that's just me. 234 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Number six, Hot Tamales. They're good, but again, I don't think they're a Halloween candy, but okay. 235 00:20:54,880 --> 00:21:03,880 Number seven, Candy Corn. Oh, no, no, no, no. You dish out candy corn to someone, they should egg your house and hit you in the nuts. 236 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,880 Immediately. No questions asked. That's just the way it should be. 237 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:17,880 Number eight, Hershey Kisses. They're good, but they're too small. You gotta give them five or six. Don't just give them two. Come on, give them five, six or seven. Give them a handful. 238 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:26,880 Number nine, now these are, I hear angels. Hershey's mini bars. Those things are crazy good. 239 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:31,880 But then again, if you're going to give them out, give a couple. Don't give one. 240 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:44,880 Number ten, Butterfinger. Okay. I don't really have an opinion on that, I guess. Butterfinger is okay. It's good. It's got chocolate. It's got that, I don't know, whatever that orange stuff is in it. 241 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:59,880 So, anyhow, the top candy, according to states, Alaska, Sour Patch Kids. 242 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:10,880 Second place, Twix, Alabama Skittles. Second place, Hershey mini bars. 243 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:18,880 Arkansas, Butterfinger. Second place, Jolly Ranchers. And third place, M&M's. 244 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:26,880 Arizona, Hershey Kisses, Sour Patch Kids, and M&M's are third. California, M&M's, Reese's Cups, and Skittles. 245 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,880 Colorado, Hershey's Kisses, Milky Way, Twix. 246 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:35,880 Connecticut, Omen Joy. Oh yeah, I like the way Connecticut. Thanks. 247 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:42,880 Milky Way and M&M's. Connecticut is the best so far. All chocolatey bars. 248 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,880 DC, M&M's, Tootsie Pops, and Blow Pops. 249 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:51,880 Delaware, Sour Patch Kids, Skittles, and Life Savers. 250 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,880 Florida, Reese's Cups, Skittles, and Hot Tamales. 251 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:02,880 Georgia, Jolly Ranchers, Swedish Fish, whatever that is, and Reese's Cups. 252 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:07,880 Hawaii, Hershey mini bars, Butterfinger, and Skittles. 253 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,880 Skittles, not Skittles. 254 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:17,880 Iowa, M&M's, Reese's Cups, and Hershey mini bars. Oh, Iowa's smart. I like them. 255 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:23,880 Snickers is number one in Idaho. Starburst is second in Candy Corn. 256 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,880 Illinois, Sour Patch Kids, Kit Kat, and Starburst. 257 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,880 Indiana, Starburst, Hot Tamales, and Jolly Ranchers. Oh, Indiana's stupid. 258 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:37,880 Ugh, one of the worst three. Well, I don't know, Candy Corn. 259 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,880 And Kansas, M&M's, Sour Patch Kids, and Reese's Cups. 260 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:49,880 Kentucky, Reese's Cups, Hot Tamales, and Swedish Fish, whatever the hell that is. 261 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:56,880 Louisiana, Lemonheads, Reese's Cups, and Saltwater Taffy. 262 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:03,880 Okay, whatever. Massachusetts, and this is the last one. They don't have any more. 263 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,880 Listed, Butterfinger, there's no other states listed. 264 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,880 Sour Patch Kids, and Double Bubble Gum. 265 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:17,880 Okay, the only reason Double Bubble is good is because they have comics. Other than that, it's horrible. 266 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:28,880 Alright, and this right here is according to CandyStore.com, here are the rest of the candies America is not loving in 2024. 267 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,880 Circus Peanuts, I agree. 268 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:40,880 Peanut Butter Kisses? Mmm, I don't know. I don't even know if I have one. That sounds good though. 269 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,880 Number three, Candy Corn, yay. 100%. 270 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:51,880 Number four, Necco Wafers, those are good. But then again, I don't think of them as Halloween candy. 271 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:59,880 Number six, Wax Bottles, and that's where those little liquids in them, they have like green and blue liquid or whatever. They're supposed to be different flavors. 272 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:07,880 Number seven, no way. Liquorice. Oh, oh, no, no, this is the kind that they hate. Yes, I agree, liquorice is horrible. 273 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,880 Number eight is Smarties. Yeah. 274 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:18,880 Number nine, Bit O' Honey. Yeah, I always thought Bit O' Honey was horrible. 275 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,880 Number ten, Good and Plenty. 276 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:30,880 So there you go, there's your candy roundup, if you will. So there you go. Like it, love it, whatever, there it is. 277 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:44,880 Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone. 278 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:55,880 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 279 00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:06,880 During an apocalypse, you will probably need a good insecticide. Soybean, corn, and peppermint oil are some plant extracts that create powerful natural insecticides. 280 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:22,880 They are some of nature's best organic and natural pesticides that when combined can make a far more superior weapon that growers can effectively use to improve their integrated pest management on their crops or on their person. 281 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:33,880 Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 282 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:45,880 My wife said I should do lunches to stay in shape. That is a big step forward. 283 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:57,880 Here's a story that, well, I don't think anyone would think they ever heard. It's just too weird and abstract. Anyhow, I'll just get into it. This is from USA Today. 284 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:16,880 Rock music guitarist, Jakey Lee, a veteran performer who performed with Ozzy Osbourne and founding bands Badlands and Red Dragon Cartel, was shot several times early Tuesday while walking his dog in Las Vegas. And that's where he lives, by the way. 285 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:29,880 The incident is under investigation. Lee's management said in a statement sent to USA Today, but the police think the shooting was completely random and occurred while Lee took his dog out for a walk in the early morning hours. 286 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:39,880 Lee, 67, is fully conscious and doing well in an intensive care unit at Las Vegas Hospital, his management said. He is expected to fully recover. 287 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:51,880 Las Vegas police responded to a shooting incident at the 1100 block of Elora Street in the southern part of the city, the Las Vegas Police Department said in a statement to USA Today. 288 00:27:51,880 --> 00:28:01,880 Officers arrived and located a male victim suffering from an apparent gunshot wound. The male was transported to the hospital. The statement said no arrests had been made at this time. 289 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:11,880 Police said the incident remains under investigation. No further comments will be forthcoming. Lee and his family appreciate respecting their privacy at this time, his management said. 290 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:19,880 Hmm, interesting. Well, they went on to say, who is Jakey Lee? 291 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:34,880 Lee became well known to rock music fans when he joined Ozzy Osbourne's band for the albums Bark at the Moon and The Ultimate Sin. After that, Lee formed the band Badlands with former black Sabbath singer Ray Gillan and Eric Singer of Kiss. 292 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:46,880 The band released three albums. He formed new band Red Dragon Cartel in 2013, which released albums Red Dragon Cartel in 2014 and Patina in 2018. 293 00:28:46,880 --> 00:29:00,880 Lee had been in the midst of a self-imposed absence from public performance because he suffered pain in his right hand and was working on pain management, he said in an interview October 9th with music news site blabbermouth.net. 294 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:07,880 But I am playing again. I have been for about two months, maybe, and I want to go out to do a tour, he told the outlet. 295 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:21,880 I want to finish doing the Pantina tour, which got canceled because of COVID. I'd like to go out and do that with Red Dragon Cartel, focus on the Pantina record and do some recording. We'll see where that goes. 296 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,880 Here are some how some fans react. 297 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:37,880 Brad Gillis, I just heard about Jakey Lee. Glad to hear he's doing well. My thoughts are with you, buddy. Brad Gillis is a very good guitarist too, and Brad Gillis was a predecessor to Jakey Lee. 298 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:44,880 Brad Gillis filled in for the rest of the tour after Randy Rhoades was killed in that tragic plane accident. 299 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:59,880 Here is the next one. Thinking and praying for Jakey Lee said Mark Strigle. I've heard it all of these. I think it's Strigle, host of Sirius XM channel Ozzy's Boneyard and a post on X. 300 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:07,880 Wish my friend Jakey Lee a full step vastly recovery. Posted agent and promoter David Medea. 301 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:16,880 And then there's a lot of other people that said a lot of other things. I could go into them, but those are some of the most notables that said something. 302 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:32,880 One of the really notable things that I read was, and I heard this and I saw it before in a couple of articles, but I guess maybe around, I don't know, 2000 something like that. 303 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:48,880 I'm not for sure, in the maybe late 90s, something like this. Apparently Sharon Osmore got a hold of Jakey Lee and was wanting him to come back and do a tour and maybe an album with Ozzy because they were having problems with Zack Wilde. 304 00:30:48,880 --> 00:31:02,880 Now this would be consistent with some other people I know that had someone get contacted about it about the same time. And anyhow, I guess the stuff with Zack got worked out. 305 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:18,880 And Jakey Lee said that I think his agent went to bat for him and said, you know, this is all great and everything, but the thing that I really need and I have a problem with is Jakey Lee does not have any writing credits on Bark at the Moon. 306 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:24,880 And he wanted that changed before they could go further with any type of dialogue about him coming back. 307 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:38,880 And Sharon said, you know, I'll call you back. And this is according to what I read on several sources. So take it for what it is. Maybe it's true, maybe it isn't. But she never did call back, so he took that as a no. 308 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:51,880 Interesting stuff, especially the shooting part, but we all wish Jakey Lee well and it sounds like he is doing okay. And wow, what an odd story. 309 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:57,880 And now from the Truth is Stranger Than Fiction department. 310 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:07,880 Stanley Kubrick, who was behind The Shining, yeah, the famous Jack Nicholson. 311 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:14,880 Very scary movie, thriller, bloody, what have you. 312 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:26,880 Stanley Kubrick got what he wanted out of Jack Nicholson being that type of a psychopathic, angry character. 313 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:37,880 By having Nicholson eat cheese sandwiches, which he hates, for two weeks to get him into character. 314 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:52,880 That's a borderline insane. I can't believe that Jack Nicholson went along with this. But then again, you know what? I mean, this movie really did help him a lot. 315 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:59,880 You know, kind of. I mean, he is already established, but this movie did not hurt his career at all. 316 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:11,880 So, anyhow, I don't know what else to say on that except, okay, Truth is Stranger Than Fiction, and this is a prime example. 317 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:18,880 Kubrick, I guess, was a complete prick on this anyhow, because I guess him and Shelley Duvall were always at it. 318 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:32,880 About drove her to insanity by, he kept criticizing her performance and, you know, taking little pokes at her and stuff. And, anyhow, I guess the movie must have been like hell to be a part of, actually, it sounds like. 319 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:42,880 But, I mean, it turned out to be one of the classics, honestly. So, if you didn't know, now you do. 320 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:50,880 I mean, method actors do some odd stuff, too. I mean, you know, some method actors actually take it a little bit too far. 321 00:33:50,880 --> 00:34:03,880 One of the ones that I found really interesting was James Gandolfini. Whenever he had to do, I think her name was Ada Titoro or something like that. 322 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:12,880 This is the actress that played his sister Janice, and he had to really act mad at her, but he was good friends with her. 323 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:30,880 And the way he did that was whenever he had a scene with her, he filled his shoes full of rocks and walked on them all day to where when he saw her, he would actually really, for real, have a pissed off look on his face and really be angry because he's walking on rocks all day. 324 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:47,880 That, I don't know if that's dedication or nuts. I mean, I guess it worked. Every episode that he was in, he acted angry with her and it was very convincing. 325 00:34:47,880 --> 00:35:02,880 So I guess that form does. There's other better examples, too, but I'm not going to go into them. That was just one I remembered right off because I remember thinking, wow, that's interesting that he did that to get that kind of a role. 326 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:17,880 And it's interesting that Kubrick would feed Jack Nicholson cheese sandwiches for two weeks to get that type of a real nuttiness, craziness, anger out of him. 327 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:33,880 So a few months ago, Bob's big boy statue, you know, big boy, the burger place, and he's the chubby guy that's out there with the big smile on his face with the big cheeseburger in his hand, double cheeseburger that is. 328 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:56,880 Well, it seems like his statue, his head was sheared off because someone hit a fire hydrant and the in the car hit it so hard that the fire hydrant was projected up and it hit it hit Bob's big boy's head and knocked half of his head off the top of his head off. 329 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:11,880 So recently they gave the Bob Big's boy statue a brain for for Halloween and they painted it green for effect. 330 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:21,880 So and then they're going to have a trunk or treat in the honor of the big boy statue getting a brain and they're kind of making a spoof out of it. 331 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:34,880 So I think that's pretty cool. You know, they had the unfortunate problem of having somebody hit that fire hydrant and the fire hydrant, of course, you know, knocked the top of his head off. 332 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:42,880 So now there you go. They made it Halloween themed and it's working and I'm pretty sure they'll eventually probably put the rest of his head back on. 333 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:47,880 But until then, looks pretty cool. Look up the picture if you get a chance. 334 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:53,880 Have you ever wondered where something came about? Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 335 00:36:53,880 --> 00:37:00,880 Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of. 336 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:06,880 This is the story of Dr. Pepper, originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore in Wacoop, Texas. 337 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:14,880 The drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper. 338 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:22,880 After Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with. 339 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:31,880 You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. 340 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,880 It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper. 341 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:41,880 Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 342 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:50,880 A man in Manitoba, Canada collects rat traps. He now has 3,421. 343 00:37:50,880 --> 00:38:06,880 Well, it appears that A-Rod is kind of, I don't know, disgruntled again. 344 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,880 And he's kind of bashing on a teammate, which is never good. 345 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:17,880 So Aaron Rodgers is up and down on the blame game Tuesday as he continued to tear into teammate Mike Williams. 346 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:25,880 I didn't know he did this, otherwise I would have talked about it with Topher on the NFL show, the sports bastards. 347 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:31,880 But I did know about this. So anyhow, the New York Jets failed to get off to a winning start under new head coach. 348 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:44,880 Jeff Ulmbrich, Monday night, slipped into a 2-4 record with a 23-20 defeat to the Buffalo Bills at MetLife Stadium. 349 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,880 It was a tale of two halves for Rodgers who threw a sensational 52-yard Hail Mary touchdown pass. 350 00:38:50,880 --> 00:39:00,880 We did touch on that and had 294 yards, but also threw a costly late interception that ended any hopes of a late Jets victory. 351 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:12,880 Now, OK, that wasn't his fault, that interception. It was just a fantastic play. 352 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,880 So, I mean, there's nothing you can really do about it. 353 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:22,880 The quarterback attempted to pick out Mike Williams around 50 yards downfield with just under two minutes on the clock, 354 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,880 only for the wide receiver to slip before Teron Johnson picked him off. 355 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,880 Teron Johnson just made a hell of a play. I mean, there really wasn't anything you could do about it. 356 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:42,880 I mean, you know, yeah, I know that Mike Williams slipped a little bit, but still he would have had the ball if Teron Johnson wouldn't have picked him off. 357 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:50,880 I mean, Teron just jumped in front of him. And I mean, it was just an amazing play that he made it at all, Johnson did. 358 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880 And Mike Williams would have made a hell of a play by catching it. 359 00:39:53,880 --> 00:40:00,880 Rodgers accused his teammate of giving the game away following Monday's defeat, their third on the bounce. 360 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,880 But Jets fans criticized the four time MVP on social media, 361 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,880 with many convinced that he had a better option available in Breece Hall. 362 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:18,880 Despite the online criticism, Rodgers continued to blame Williams during his weekly guest appearance on the Pat McAfee show. 363 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,880 Is that good to blame your teammates and throw them under the bus? 364 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,880 You know, Patrick Mahomes is an owner of three of those trophies. 365 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:39,880 Rodgers owns one and is 40. Mahomes is 29 and owns three of them and been to the Super Bowl four times in his short career. 366 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:47,880 Mahomes never points anybody out. He just always says how he could have done a better job. 367 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:53,880 So anyhow, this is what he said. He said, I think I've watched my press conferences. 368 00:40:53,880 --> 00:41:00,880 I start with myself when I make mistakes. I've got to play better. I can't make that throw. I can't make that decision. 369 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,880 That's the standard for everybody, the veterans said when asked about the play. 370 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,880 There were a lot of mistakes throughout the night. 371 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:14,880 But if you're looking just at that play, and that's what the question was, well, it was two verticals to the right side. 372 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:21,880 And Mike needed to get to the right of the red line, which would have been a big gain. 373 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,880 So I wasn't calling Mike out for anything, but his responsibility and details on that play. 374 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,880 I have a lot of love and respect for Mike on that play. He wasn't in the right spot. 375 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,880 We should all be held to a standard. I hold myself to a standard of greatness. 376 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:42,880 And when it hasn't been there, which it hasn't at certain times, I've stood up there and I've said I've got to play better. 377 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,880 Hopefully that's an example for everyone else. 378 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:51,880 After Monday's defeat, Roger placed the blame on his team's terrible failings on the field. 379 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:59,880 He admitted that he was now concerned about the prospects of the season when New York now two and four, but insisted that that's important. 380 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:03,880 We need to get going. Roger said this was a golden opportunity. 381 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,880 Some games you win in that NFL, some games you give away. This was a giveaway. 382 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,880 We were terrible in the red zone. We missed two field goals. We didn't convert on a two minute drive. 383 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:17,880 We have plenty of chances. We had the momentum. We had good drives. We moved the ball up and down the field. 384 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,880 It's so disappointing. But here's where it is. 385 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:33,880 Replay showed that Hall was in acres of space to his right just before he launched the ball to Williams, a pass which could have earned the first down at a pivotal moment. 386 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:41,880 One year's a road on X. Blame Mike Williams all you want. But Rogers had Bryce Hall with no one in the zip code to the right. 387 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:49,880 And he's right. I mean, it shows you could look back at the tape and you could look at the play. You can see the stills, everything. 388 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,880 That's right. Look at Bryce Hall. A leak out said another. 389 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,880 Nobody within 15 yards of him. Rogers got greedy, wanted to be the hero. 390 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:07,880 It was a four down territory, man. A third comment. Aaron Rogers suck. Why don't you throw the long ball for Williams to catch? 391 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:13,880 I could see a wide open Bryce Hall. Blame Mike Williams. But what about Bryce Hall? Asked another. 392 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:19,880 Well, it's easy to blame Mike Williams. Let's not forget that Aaron Rogers had Bryce Hall wide open with no defenders in sight. 393 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,880 That raises questions about his decision making on the field. 394 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:35,880 Yeah, but also OK, Aaron Rogers did point out that he's not playing well, that he holds responsibility, too. 395 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:43,880 So, no, I don't think he should have mentioned this guy. You don't ever mention him in person like that. 396 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:52,880 Like I said, I go back to my homes. He's had much far greater success than Aaron Rogers in NFL just in his short career. 397 00:43:52,880 --> 00:44:05,880 OK, so I mean, going by that and all the records that my homes is already broke and being the gold standard of quarterbacks, he doesn't do that. 398 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,880 He doesn't point out anything like that. You know, he takes it on his back like a true leader. 399 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:17,880 And he says, you know what? We all could have played better, including myself. I could play better. He said we could have better play calling. 400 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:25,880 So, I mean, to me, that's more of a leader and more of a catalyst to great things. 401 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:43,880 So, you know, I mean, do you reap what you sow? Maybe Aaron Rogers would have had much better success over those linear, leaner years or the years that he lost in the championship game many times over or the divisional rounds many times over. 402 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:52,880 Maybe if he was more of a leader, people would get behind him more possibly. Don't know. Look, it's just a thought. 403 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:59,880 And I, you know, this is just kind of the way I feel. You know, I don't think Aaron Rogers is all wrong in what he said. 404 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:08,880 But I do think that this thing about him calling someone out like this is probably not a very good, probably not a very good decision. 405 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:15,880 So, anyhow, take that for what you will. 406 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:25,880 And now to this. After months on the run, a murder suspect falls through the ceiling and into custody. 407 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:34,880 Authorities got a lucky break when the murder suspect they'd been pursuing for months fell, so to speak, in their laps through the ceiling where he had been hiding. 408 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:41,880 The U.S. Marshals Service said agents captured 20-year-old D.R.O. Wilkerson on Monday. 409 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:50,880 Months after a warrant for his arrest on charges of first degree murder and reckless endangerment was issued in connection with a fatal shooting in Memphis, Tennessee. 410 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:58,880 The task force investigating his whereabouts tracked him to a residence in Memphis, the agency said in a release. 411 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:13,880 Wilkerson attempted to hide in the attic when the crossboards, which were not meant to withstand human weight, caved in and the suspect literally fell right into law enforcement's reach. 412 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:19,880 Wilkerson is accused of shooting a man in the back of the head, killing him. 413 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:30,880 His gunfighter during that also struck a passing vehicle and wounded a female passenger as well. 414 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,880 Wilkerson is well, this happened. 415 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:40,880 This story came out a couple of weeks ago, so I imagine he's been arraigned and probably still in the slammer. 416 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:48,880 And that's funny. He thought it was being all cute, hiding in between and didn't work, did it? 417 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:54,880 So, huh, there you go. 418 00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:02,880 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 419 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:09,880 Hey, your chair produces sound similar to a fart, but only once. Such that, we cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair. 420 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,880 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 421 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:19,880 Hurry up. King Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay! 422 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:30,880 Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone. It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover. 423 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:46,880 When I was with that band, I wasn't drinking, so when we played drinking games, I'd have to drink this water. 424 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:53,880 Which is not really much of a game, because half the game is watching everyone get drunk and they have to take a drink or whatever. 425 00:47:53,880 --> 00:48:03,880 It gives you a one-up though, you see stupid shit happening and other people don't identify with it because they're smashed. But then again, it'd be fun or smash because you'd be like, ah! 426 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:14,880 Well, they came up with a variation for me since instead of drinking alcohol, I was drinking water, they made the exception that I could not get up, I couldn't leave the circle to go pee. 427 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:21,880 Everyone else could, but since I wasn't getting hammered on water, then my punishment was I couldn't pee. 428 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:33,880 That lasted for a while and I was like, okay, I voluntarily lose or quit, whatever, because I've got to go pee right now. 429 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:45,880 Some of those drinking games went on way too long and by the time we got back to the club to play that night, some of us were still a little hammered. 430 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:51,880 A little residual leftover glaze. Then they're done at home. 431 00:48:51,880 --> 00:49:05,880 And then you got the choice, if you're that person, you start the gig off and you're kind of wasted, do you just keep it going throughout the gig or do you let yourself come down during the gig and by the fourth set you're like, 432 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:15,880 I hate this, I hate life, let me go. I was talking to a guy at work similar to that when I was younger. 433 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:26,880 I used to have to decide because we were out late one night having some beers and stuff and I ended up leaving that place like 2.30 or something, which is rare for me. 434 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:41,880 I've been asleep a long time. A couple days later I'm talking to him and I go, you know, when I was younger, I used to have that one moment where I had to stop for a second at what I was doing and go, alright, I've got to get to work in four hours. 435 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:54,880 Do I want to just ride this out, hurry, and try to sober up the last couple hours and go to work or do I want to shut this fucking thing down, get four hours of sleep and then go in there and go to work? 436 00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:08,880 And usually, usually it was like I'm just going to ride this thing through and I'll sleep tomorrow, which I never did because then all of a sudden a bunch of people show up and anyhow they go, hey, come on man, get in the car, we're going to go over to so and so's. 437 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:18,880 I'll be like, oh yeah, you know. And usually it takes me three or four days to catch up and then I'd have these usually on Tuesday night. 438 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:25,880 But it seems like that would be the wiser choice is to stay awake and ride it out. When I was in that situation. 439 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:33,880 Yeah, because you feel like shit, you know, you actually get about three hours or two and a half hours sleep because you're forcing yourself to sleep but you still want to party. 440 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:42,880 You get a little bit of bad sleep, bad quality sleep. When you wake up, your body is finally to the point where it wants to sleep but now you have to wake up. 441 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,880 Yeah, when you get in that really deep sleep, you wake up. 442 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:55,880 Yeah. And then what's even worse is while you're asleep, you can't monitor your symptoms and take steps to counteract. 443 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,880 Like if you're dead asleep because you're half wasted. 444 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:05,880 Yeah, I mean, you may be so sick to your stomach that normally you'd wake up and do something about it. 445 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,880 But you're sleeping so hard in those couple three hours that it just sits there and gets worse and worse. 446 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:17,880 By the time you wake up, you feel like total shit. Whereas if you stayed awake, you can treat those symptoms as they came up. 447 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,880 You'd be more tired. But after the end of a couple hours, like, OK, I got my nausea under control. 448 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:31,880 I got myself hydrated. I got some drops in my eyes. It usually worked out better because you could you had that time to start treating yourself. 449 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:39,880 Yeah. So yeah, I would run into that not necessarily because I was wasted, but just because I was tired. 450 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:48,880 I would run those out of town gigs. You know, I'd work all day Friday, drive out to, you know, some hour and a half out of town, set up, play, tear down. 451 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:54,880 And then I'd have to drive back to KC and get a little bit of sleep and go work Saturday. 452 00:51:54,880 --> 00:52:03,880 I worked a lot of Saturdays. And then when I was done with work, I'd have to load up, drive back to that little town where everybody else still was and go play the second night. 453 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:10,880 It was like, oh, this sucks so hard. See, that's when I should have been free basing Coke or something. 454 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,880 You know, that's when I needed all that energy. But, you know, there I was trying to exist on coffee and cigarettes. 455 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,880 I just wouldn't cut it. Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. 456 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:28,880 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. 457 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,880 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.