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At least we admit it. 11 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better. 12 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Two Deuce Bags and a Microphone. 13 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:50,000 We are the Two Deuce Bags. 14 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Hey fellas, remember to wipe away from the twins. Stay fresh ideas from the Deuce Bags. 15 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 16 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:13,000 An 80 year old Bulgarian man has the record for the longest nose hair ever at 3 feet. 17 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Ozzy Osbourne. We all know who he is, right? 18 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Well, I guess his days of hard drug use have come to an end. 19 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I know, you're all flabbergasted. Not really. If you've seen recent videos of him, or even over the last couple years, 20 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:46,000 you can kind of figure that he probably would not be able to do hard drugs anymore because father time. 21 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 That's the way it is. 22 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:56,000 So, this is from People Magazine Online during a September episode of the Ozborns podcast with Billy Morrison. 23 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,000 It's very good by the way. If you ever get a chance, listen to some of it. 24 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I think they charge you for it now, which really pisses me off. They didn't use to. 25 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:14,000 So, if you can get it for free, or if you don't mind doing that bullshit of paying for it, then go ahead. 26 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I do. I gave them enough of my money. 27 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:23,000 So, anyhow, still love them, but not giving them another dime. 28 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:30,000 So, anyhow, the 75 year old Black Sabbath rocker reflected on his years of drug use, how his life is much better today, 29 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 and why he's not completely sober. 30 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 And I would say there's a lot of people not completely sober. 31 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I know a ton of people that are not completely sober. 32 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,000 The fact is, you need an outlet, whether it's Indica or whatever. 33 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Everyone kind of needs an outlet, whether it's jamming flexerolls down your throat to go to sleep, or whatever. 34 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,000 You know, there's a lot of that going around. Whether it's illegal, legal, whatever. 35 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:03,000 After reflecting on heavy alcohol and cocaine use, Osborne, who's undergone several surgeries in recent years, 36 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:09,000 spoke about a friend who recommended he try microdosing ketamine. 37 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I went to the doctor recently because someone I know very well started to have this ketamine. 38 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:21,000 He said, I go in, I put a tiny bit in me, but that was enough to spark me. 39 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Looking forward, Osborne has no plans to microdose any drugs. 40 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:32,000 For me, that's lighting the fuse, he explained, recalling a well-known alcoholic's anonymous saying that still rings true for him. 41 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Once too many, it tends never enough. 42 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I like it, that's pretty good. 43 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:42,000 So they're probably pretty dead on on that one. 44 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:48,000 So today the crazy trained musician feels happier than he was during the years of drug use, 45 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000 but I'm not completely sober, he said. I use a bed of marijuana from time to time. 46 00:04:53,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah, I get it. And, you know, I'm sure you are much happier because it doesn't lead to that lifestyle and needing another and needing another. 47 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So, anyhow, despite his marijuana use, Osborne feels lucky his wife Sharon is around to make sure he doesn't do or use anything harder. 48 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,000 My wife kicks my butt all the time, he said. She would fucking make my life so difficult. 49 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:26,000 For that reason, his life is much easier these days. Even the marijuana, she will find it and she will get rid of it, he joked. 50 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,000 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member doesn't want anyone going down the same path he did with drugs and alcohol. 51 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:38,000 The message is, if you are out there and you are using dope and you want to get off, there's plenty of help, he said. 52 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:48,000 So, yeah, there is. I mean, AA is a 12-step program that got me sorted out of a certain degree, Osborne added. 53 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:54,000 I don't go to meetings myself anymore, but I, maybe I should, but I don't know. 54 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Elsewhere in the episode, the Godfather of Metal recalled one risky story from his days of using cocaine. 55 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:06,000 When he was about to snort some of the drug before spotting a police officer in the same bathroom as him, 56 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,000 he bent down and I see Black Boots standing at the urinal and it's a cop. 57 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I'm standing on one leg with a toot of coke waiting for this guy. 58 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I'm trying to edit out all the cuss words while I'm reading this, I'm sorry. 59 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Everything is an effing, and I mean, whenever you, I don't know, I don't like to say it that excessive. 60 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I'll say it now for effect here and there. But anyhow, this is riddled with effing. 61 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 So if I pause for a second, that's what's going on. 62 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I started one leg with a toot of coke waiting for this guy to finish his piss so I could blow it. 63 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,000 It was killing me, but I was determined to do it. 64 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,000 That's a pretty cool story. 65 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Well, okay. Next I have a list of the most popular slang word the year you were born. 66 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:04,000 So I'm going to not hit all of them because jeez, there's like, I don't know how many of them. A lot. 67 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:10,000 So this goes up to 2006 and it starts from 1960. 68 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:17,000 So let's start right there. 1960, the most popular slang word was Dole'sville. 69 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I don't remember that at all. I was born in 66, so I suppose I probably shouldn't. 70 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:31,000 So, okay. 1961 was bratty. 71 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Okay, well, I guess that would probably mean honorary person or something of such, something like that. 72 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,000 1962 was drop dead gorgeous. 73 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I heard that used plenty of times and I heard bratty used too, but bratty is used sparingly and drop dead gorgeous used to be, 74 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I think before the word fox came in and now I don't think fox is used anymore. People just go, oh man, she's a fox. 75 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 That means she was hot. She was good looking. 76 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:05,000 1963 was Mickey Mouse. So, okay. 77 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I prefer Steamboat Willie. 78 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,000 1964 aw shucks. 79 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 That reminds me of Leave It To Beaver. 80 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:22,000 1965, grody. I remember that as a kid. I remember that. 81 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 People go, oh, you're grody. I think that meant gross, nasty, something like that. 82 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Oh man, that spinach is grody. 83 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 So, okay, I get it. 84 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 1966 is kegger. 85 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Well, I figured that had been in the 80s. God, that's all we wanted to do in the 80s is have keggers. 86 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 I mean, it was crazy. 87 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:50,000 At 8 a.m. night, someone would have a keg in the back of their truck and we'd be whizzing around the gravel roads, smashing that. 88 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:56,000 We used to go back to this place south of Freeman called the Amarujis, 89 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:02,000 in which I have a story on them coming up a little bit later, maybe not in this segment, but coming up. 90 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:08,000 And I guess they formed their own government and want nothing to do with anybody, the people that live back in those hills. 91 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:16,000 It's a very unique area of, I believe it's still Cass County, of Cass County, southern Cass County. 92 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:22,000 It could be Bates County. And it's got some odd hills for the area it is. 93 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,000 So it's kind of a different type of a landscape than everything else around it. 94 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 And there's people that live there and they're called Amarujians. 95 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:40,000 And I'm not kidding you, I knew this ever since when my dad moved us out there in the middle of nowhere to get away from the city. 96 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:46,000 So anyhow, all right, let's see, where was I? 97 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:52,000 1967, freak flag. I hear that still today. 98 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Hey, let your freak flag fly. So 1968 is Bippy. 99 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:04,000 1969 was out of sight. I do remember that one. 100 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:10,000 1970 was dorky. That was used in the 80s. I remember that. 101 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 1971 was deadheads. 102 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 1972 was guilt trip. 103 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:26,000 And I'm going to go over a couple of them just because, I mean, look, I mean, after a while, to me, this is interesting, 104 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,000 but only for so long. And I think you guys are probably the same. 105 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Let's see, 1977 is when bruski came out. That was the most popular slang word. 106 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:46,000 And I think people still say it, especially the guys with the Tommy Bahama shirts and the cap on backwards and their 40 something. 107 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Hey, hey, give me a bruski. Yeah, those those idiots. 108 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Anyhow, let's see, 1982, buff. 109 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 That's where that I guess that's when that came from. 110 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 1981 was chill pill. 111 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I thought that was mid 80s. Guess not. 112 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I remember this one. Remember this one. 113 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I heard women saying this all the time about guys. 114 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,000 1986 was stud muffin. 115 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Oh, there you go. 1988 was F bomb. 116 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 And we all know what F bomb means. 117 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Let's see. 1993, the bomb. 118 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,000 1997, jiggy. 119 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000 1998, fat with a pH. That's right. 120 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 1999 was bling. 2000. 121 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:53,000 And I know why. I know why this became popular in 2000 because of a Bud Light commercial was up. 122 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:59,000 2000 was the millennium was what's up. 123 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:04,000 2001, whitetail. OK, OK, whatever. 124 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 2002, hella. 125 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,000 2003, peeps. I still use that a lot today. 126 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:17,000 2004, at this one, everyone will remember muffin top. 127 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 I don't have to say anymore. You know, you have that person in mind right now. 128 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 As soon as I say that, you go, oh, yeah. 129 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:30,000 2005, fo schizzle and fo sheezy. 130 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:38,000 That Snoop Doggism, isn't it? I think pretty much. 2006 is sick. 131 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000 So there you go. 132 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Hope you cared. 133 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Probably not. You're probably listening to something else right now, aren't you? 134 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Well, if you are, fuck you. And if not, thank you for listening. 135 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Oh, something I've been neglecting, and I'm sorry about this. 136 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas. Ra Ra. 137 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:10,000 So a new study revealed that video games are actually good for your health. 138 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I don't know how they got that, because usually you can't pry someone away from a video game to ask them how they feel. 139 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:25,000 So I don't know how that became, but I kind of have it in question. 140 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:31,000 So right now I'm going to go into the term ends meet, the origin of it. 141 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:39,000 I've been doing these for a while, and I take these old ones that, you know, these old terms like off the hay truck and all this stuff. 142 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 And I try to find out where they came from. 143 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Well, today I'm going to focus in on the term ends meet. 144 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000 This is one that makes most sense to me, and this is one that I believe there's a few of them out there. 145 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:53,000 But where did the phrase ends meet come from? 146 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000 We know the phrase is centuries old, and it means to have enough money to live on. 147 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,000 The oldest example may be from a book by Thomas Fuller, The History of England. 148 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:13,000 It was written around 1660. In one passage, the Duke says, worldly wealth he cared not for, desiring only to make both ends meet. 149 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:24,000 So what he was saying was, hey, you know, barely making it, but also ends meet. He put it to where both the ends meet. 150 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:34,000 So, yeah, that was kind of dull, but I believe it, I guess. Maybe. 151 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:42,000 How about we try another one? Kilroy. Kilroy has been used in all different kinds of sentences, in all different kinds of ways. 152 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Sticks even used it on one of their songs. 153 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:54,000 And I'm not even sure. I think the song might have been called Kilroy, but it's the famous Domo Arigato. Thank you, Mr. Roboto. 154 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:05,000 So anyhow, it was their biggest hit, and it ruined the whole band because their legions of fans could not stand it. 155 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000 And they knew them as a rock band, and they didn't like this new disco stuff. 156 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:16,000 So they left, and it made them and ruined them, is one of those famous examples of. It was good, but horrible. 157 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:24,000 So, its origins most likely came from a British cartoon in the name of an American shipyard inspector. 158 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:33,000 The myths surrounding it are numerous and often center of a German belief that Kilroy was some kind of a super spy who could go anywhere he pleased. 159 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I can believe that. I think that's pretty good. 160 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:45,000 There's another thing going on with Kilroy too that I found interesting. 161 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Kilroy was here accompanied by a cartoon drawing of a man looking over a wall was a popular piece of graffiti drawn by American troops in the Atlantic Theater and then later in the Pacific Theater. 162 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:03,000 It came to be in a universal sign that American soldiers had come through an area and left their mark. 163 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Eventually during the war, Kilroy became so popular that this graffiti could be found everywhere on ship holds, bathrooms, bridges and painted on the shells of Air Force missiles. 164 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Its origins most likely came from a British cartoon, like we said, in the name of American shipyard inspector. 165 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:28,000 It just goes over the same thing. The myths surrounding it are numerous and often center of a German belief that Kilroy was some kind of a super spy who could go anywhere he pleased. 166 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Ryan, the drawing on it however is really unique. I've seen this type of a person before with a long nose looking over what would look like a wall. 167 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:45,000 If you saw this, you can look it up, but now I know where that piece of art came from. 168 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:51,000 The other day I went into the store and it was a local store. It wasn't a national chain or anything. 169 00:16:51,000 --> 00:17:00,000 I see on there a sign and it says, we're sorry but we are completely out of sugar maple Pepsi. 170 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Sugar maple Pepsi? I didn't even know it existed. They're already out of it? 171 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:20,000 So I asked the lady, I said, sugar maple Pepsi? She goes, yeah, yeah, it's been around for a little while and we stocked it and we completely sold out of it and we don't know when it's going to come in. 172 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:27,000 So I was like, wow, did anyone else know about this stuff? Sounds pretty fantastic to me. 173 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:42,000 But evidently it's a big secret. I mean, I know of anyone else that I talked to said, what? That exists? Maybe they have it regional or something and they just happen to get it. They got a different distributor or something. I don't know. 174 00:17:42,000 --> 00:18:00,000 It was, yeah, I don't know. So I didn't know what to say about that. I mean, obviously I missed it. I rarely go into that store. It's really kind of out of my way and it's really kind of steep because it's a smaller store, not affiliated with anybody else. 175 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:16,000 So it would be probably a part of the Independent Grocers Association. They used to have like IGA's and they were Independent Grocers Association. Well, that is part of a big group of independent grocers that buy together. 176 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:30,000 And anyhow, I believe it's part of an IGA type of a deal. So they may have different, slightly different distributors ship or something. And evidently they were getting sugar maple Pepsi and nobody I know of else was. 177 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:42,000 So anyhow, but they're out of it. So I can't get it now. And the lady had no idea when more was going to come in. So, yeah, I don't know. You know what? I'll probably look it up on the internet. 178 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:56,000 I might be able to get it through Amazon or something at a good enough price where I could try it. 179 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:12,000 So we've been reporting Topher and I about Rashi Rice and his injury. Per Adam Schefter, Rice needs his LCL repaired, but there is a chance that it's only legaments to be repaired. 180 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:29,000 He's expected to make a full recovery. It's unlikely chiefs wide receiver Rashi Rice will play again this season, but doctors will not know that for sure until they perform surgery Tuesday morning, per Adam Schefter. 181 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:52,000 So that's, I don't know. That's a big bowl of nothing, isn't it? Probably won't play, but they won't know it for the whole season, for the rest of the season, but they won't know it for sure until they actually do the operation. 182 00:19:52,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Okay. Thanks. Now we all know Tyreek Hill, especially here in Kansas City. He wanted a huge contract and if we couldn't get it to him, we wanted to be dealt. So we dealt him to the Miami Dolphins. 183 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Well, he's having a little bit of an issue again. He is making a move to dismiss his accusers subpoenas, but this is Tyreek's Hill legal troubles with women continue with an influencer gunning for unspecified damages. 184 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Sophie Hall, a plus size model and social media personality, sued the NFL star for battery and assault over a 2023 incident. However, the athlete recently moved to block her move to drag his past cases into their drama. 185 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Now we reported on this quite a while ago when it happened. Tyreek Hill, per legal documents, implored the court to reject his accusers demand for access to investigation records linked to other assault cases against him. 186 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:08,000 His Vietnamese denied hurting Sophie Hall and blamed her alleged injuries on negligence. What do you mean? She fell down the stairs or something? I don't know. 187 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:17,000 In his new filing, Hill objected to several subpoenas issued by Hall to the NFL and the National Collegiate Athletic Association. 188 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:32,000 She asked the organizers for investigation records about the athletes previous assault and battery cases. In June 2023, Hill was accused of slapping an employee at a Marina in Miami, but the case was settled with no charges were filed. 189 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Before this incident, a 30 year old pleaded guilty to domestic assault and battery by strangulation while at Oklahoma State University. 190 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:51,000 And that's why we took a chance on him as in the Kansas City Chiefs and nobody else did is because everybody knew this guy was lightning fast. 191 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Everybody knew he was a superstar in the making. Everybody knew he can catch the ball. 192 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:15,000 But they didn't know about his personal, his personality, his, what would you call it? His actions, you know, his actions were in question. 193 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:30,000 And I think that is the biggest thing. It really kind of held him back. But the Chiefs took a chance on him and groomed him into a superstar. And then they went ahead and let him go instead of paying him, which probably spoke a lot right there too. 194 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:45,000 But also the Chiefs M.O. is not that anymore. They raise their own receivers. They have the quarterback. They're not worried about it. So they raise their own receivers and they'll pick up a couple of ones that are decent. 195 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:56,000 I mean, like Juju Schuster, they picked him up for nothing because he was just, he was around not doing anything. Cream Hunt, same thing, both them producing very well and looking really well. 196 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:13,000 So Worthy, they drafted him out of Texas. And it looks to me like he is another superstar in the making. So it didn't really, you know, that's what the Chiefs do there is they grow their own. 197 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:19,000 So anyhow, Tariq, I don't know what to say. 198 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:35,000 You watch the news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable? We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the Post-Apocalypse List. 199 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Stuck up on pantyhose. The hose can be used to filter sediments out of water in any type of stew or soup that requires natural ingredients. The material is also great to cover unprotected areas of skin. You could rub citronella or other compounds on the hose to detract insect bites. 200 00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:04,000 It could also be used for a nice window net. The hose can be rolled together and a form of durable strong rope can be used out of this. 201 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 202 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:25,000 A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, Hey bartender, I'll have one beer and a mop. 203 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:42,000 So a new study revealed that video games are actually good for your health. I don't know how they got that because usually you can't pry someone away from a video game to ask them how they feel. 204 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:48,000 So I don't know how that became, but I kind of have it in question. 205 00:24:48,000 --> 00:25:02,000 So right now I'm going to go into the term ends meet the origin of it. I've been doing these for a while and I take these old ones that these old terms like off the hay truck and all this stuff. 206 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,000 And I try to find out where they came from. Well today I'm going to focus in on the term ends meet. 207 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,000 This is one that makes most sense to me and this is one that I believe there's a few of them out there. 208 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:20,000 But where did the phrase ends meet come from? We know the phrase is centuries old and it means to have enough money to live on. 209 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,000 The oldest example may be from a book by Thomas Fuller, The History of England. 210 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:35,000 It was written around 1660 in one passage the Duke says, Worldly wealth he cared not for, desiring only to make both ends meet. 211 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:46,000 So what he was saying was hey, you know, barely making it, but also ends meet. He put it to where both the ends meet. 212 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:56,000 So yeah, that was kind of dull, but I believe it. I guess. Maybe. 213 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:04,000 How about we try another one? Kilroy. Kilroy has been used in all different kinds of sentences in all different kinds of ways. 214 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Sticks even used it on one of their songs. And I'm not even sure. I think the song might have been called Kilroy, but it's the famous Domo Arigato. 215 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Thank you, Mr. Roboto. So anyhow, it was their biggest hit and it ruined the whole band because their legions of fans could not stand it. 216 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:38,000 And they knew them as a rock band and they didn't like this new disco stuff. So they left and it made them and ruined them is one of those famous examples of it was good but horrible. 217 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:46,000 So its origins most likely came from a British cartoon in the name of an American shipyard inspector. 218 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:55,000 The myths surrounding it are numerous and often center of a German belief that Kilroy was some kind of a super spy who could go anywhere he pleased. 219 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:01,000 I can believe that. I think that's pretty good. 220 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:07,000 There's another thing going on with Kilroy too that I found interesting. 221 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Kilroy was here accompanied by a cartoon drawing of a man looking over a wall was a popular piece of graffiti drawn by American troops in the Atlantic Theater and then later in the Pacific Theater. 222 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:25,000 It came to be in a universal sign that American soldiers had come through an area and left their mark. 223 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Eventually during the war, Kilroy became so popular that this graffiti could be found everywhere on ship holds bathrooms bridges and painted on the shells of Air Force missiles. 224 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Its origins most likely came from a British cartoon like we said in the name of American shipyard inspector. 225 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:51,000 It just goes over the same thing. The myths surrounding it are numerous and often center of a German belief that Kilroy was some kind of a super spy who could go anywhere he pleased. 226 00:27:51,000 --> 00:28:02,000 The drawing on it however is really unique. I've seen this type of a person before with a long nose looking over what would look like a wall. 227 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:08,000 If you saw this you can look it up but now I know where that piece of art came from. 228 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,000 The other day I went into the store and it was a local store it wasn't a national chain or anything. 229 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:23,000 I see on there a sign and it says we're sorry but we are completely out of sugar maple Pepsi. 230 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Sugar maple Pepsi? I didn't even know it existed and they're already out of it. 231 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:43,000 So I asked the lady I said sugar maple Pepsi? She said yeah it's been around for a little while and we stocked it and we completely sold out of it and we don't know when it's going to come in. 232 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:49,000 So I was like wow did anyone else know about this stuff? Sounds pretty fantastic to me. 233 00:28:49,000 --> 00:29:02,000 But evidently it's a big secret. I mean I know of anyone else that I talked to said what that exists? Maybe they have it regional or something and they just happen to get it. 234 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,000 They got a different distributor or something I don't know. It was I yeah I don't know. 235 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:15,000 So I didn't know what to say about that. I mean obviously I missed it. I rarely go into that store. 236 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:22,000 It's really kind of out of my way and it's really kind of steep because it's a smaller store not affiliated with anybody else. 237 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:29,000 So it would be probably a part of the Independent Grocers Association. 238 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000 They used to have like IGA's and they were Independent Grocers Association. 239 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Well that is part of a big group of independent grocers that buy together. 240 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:47,000 And anyhow I believe it's part of an IGA type of a deal. So they may have different slightly different distributors ship or something. 241 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:53,000 And evidently they were getting sugar maple Pepsi and nobody I know of else was. 242 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:59,000 So anyhow but they're out of it so I can't get it now and the lady had no idea when more was going to come in. 243 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:18,000 So yeah I don't know. You know what I'll probably look it up on the internet. I might be able to get it through Amazon or something at a good enough price to where I could try it. 244 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:25,000 So we've been reporting Topher and I about Rashi Rice and his injury. 245 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Per Adam Schefter, Rice needs his LCL repaired but there is a chance that it's only legaments to be repaired. 246 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:44,000 He's expected to make a full recovery. It's unlikely chiefs wide receiver Rashi Rice will play again this season. 247 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:51,000 But doctors will not know that for sure until they perform surgery Tuesday morning per Adam Schefter. 248 00:30:51,000 --> 00:31:04,000 So hmm that's I don't know. That's a big bowl of nothing isn't it. 249 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Probably won't play but they won't know it for the whole season for the rest of the season but they won't know it for sure until they actually do the operation. 250 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Okay thanks. 251 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Now we all know Tyreek Hill especially here in Kansas City. 252 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:31,000 He wanted a huge contract and if we couldn't get it to him we wanted to be dealt so we dealt him to the Miami Dolphins. 253 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Well he's having a little bit of an issue again. 254 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:49,000 He is making a move to dismiss his accusers subpoenas but this is Tyreek Hill legal troubles when women continue with an influencer gunning for unspecified damages. 255 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Sophie Hall a plus size model and social media personality sued the NFL star for battery and assault over a 2023 incident. 256 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,000 However the athlete recently moved to block her move to drag his past cases into their drama. 257 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Now we reported on this quite a while ago when it happened. 258 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Tyreek Hill per legal documents implored the court to reject his accusers demand for access to investigation records linked to other assault cases against him. 259 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:26,000 His Vietnamese denied hurting Sophie Hall and blamed her alleged injuries on negligence. 260 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Hmm what does he mean she fell down stairs or something? 261 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:40,000 I don't know. In his new filing Hill objected to several subpoenas issued by Hall to the NFL and the National Collegiate Athletic Association. 262 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:46,000 She asked the organizers for investigation records about the athletes previous assault and battery cases. 263 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:55,000 In June 2023 Hill was accused of slapping an employee at a marina in Miami but the case was settled with no charges were filed. 264 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Before this incident a 30 year old pleaded guilty to domestic assault and battery by strangulation while at Oklahoma State University. 265 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:11,000 And that's why we took a chance on him as in the Kansas City Chiefs and nobody else did. 266 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:17,000 It's because everybody knew this guy was lightning fast. Everybody knew he was a superstar in the making. 267 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Everybody knew he can catch the ball but they didn't know about his personal his personality his his what would you call it his his actions. 268 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:42,000 You know his actions were in question and I think that is the biggest thing it really kind of held him back. 269 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:50,000 But the Chiefs took a chance on him and groomed him into a superstar and then they went ahead and let him go instead of paying him. 270 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Which probably spoke a lot right there too. But also the Chiefs MO's not that anymore. 271 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,000 They raise their own receivers. They have the quarterback they're not worried about it. 272 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:07,000 So they raise their own receivers and and they'll pick up a couple of ones that are decent. 273 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:14,000 I mean like Juju Schuster they picked him up for nothing because he was just he was around not doing anything. 274 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Cream Hunt same thing both them producing very well and looking really well. 275 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:29,000 So Worthy they drafted him out of Texas and it looks to me like he is another superstar in the making. 276 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:40,000 So it didn't really you know that's what the Chiefs do there is they grow their own. So anyhow Tariq I don't know what to say. 277 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems. 278 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Man my internet is so slow. This is bullshit. How am I supposed to browse or get on TikTok with slow internet. 279 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000 I'm so pissed off right now. I don't know what to do. 280 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 281 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Let's see if a worm could talk. Would it be argumentive? 282 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 I may never know. 283 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back. 284 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Next up things overheard in hell. 285 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000 John Wayne Gacy is in charge of human resources. 286 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:50,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 287 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Dirt and apocalypse don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts that is. 288 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Yeah we know Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. 289 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Everyone loves the Hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. 290 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:14,000 They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal. But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts. 291 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you can find. 292 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes. 293 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes. 294 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:37,000 You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique Hickory nut milk. 295 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 There are five types of Hickory nuts. 296 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory and Smooth Bark Hickory. 297 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas. 298 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000 So Dirt and Apocalypse don't forget to grab your nuts. 299 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Oh, if you think Baltimore's win over Cincinnati in Cincinnati 41-38 the overtime win, it looked like Lamar Jackson upped his game a little bit. 300 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:16,000 You're probably right. And let me inform you why, unless you already know. 301 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:24,000 On Saturday night, Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson grabbed dinner in Cincinnati with teammates Zay Flowers and Eddie Jackson. 302 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:34,000 A day later he ended up going viral and not just for his heroics, for his 41-38 overtime win over the Cincinnati Bengals, the 1-4 Cincinnati Bengals. 303 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:43,000 On Instagram, Flowers had shared a video of a woman leaning over Jackson's shoulder, gently ribbing him that the Bengals would beat your ass tomorrow. 304 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Jackson seemed to joke that it would be her fault if Cincinnati lost. And they did lose, so there you go. 305 00:37:50,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Jackson kept his word. He went 26 for 42 with 348 yards and four touchdowns and added 12 carries for 55 yards in the comeback win inside Paycore Stadium, 306 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000 a performance that on Wednesday earned AFC Offensive Player of the Week honors. 307 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Asked Wednesday about the viral encounter, Jackson said the meal was supposed to be private, but the restaurant's owner just kept letting people in to see the Ravens group. 308 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:27,000 One woman was a fan of Louisville, where Jackson won his Heisman Trophy and a Bengals fan. The woman Flowers captured was more direct, Jackson said. 309 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000 We're going to kick your ass, Jackson remembered her saying. 310 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:37,000 I got mad so I'm like, she's going to be the reason we end up winning. I wonder how she felt after that though. 311 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Jackson joked that one of her grandsons or someone had probably shown her Flowers videos. Just be a fan next time, he said. 312 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Let us play. Let us guys do the talking. You all just be the fans. And I can't agree with him more. 313 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:58,000 I mean, you do not need to insert yourself into anything like that ever. 314 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,000 If you're at a stadium and you're ridiculing them a little bit, you can't. 315 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Now, don't go overboard and just keep doing it because that just looks it's just not it's not funny. 316 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:17,000 It's not good. It doesn't do anything except give the opponent more fuel. 317 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:28,000 I suggest next time, Bengals fan, quit making your run to replace Eagles fan as the worst, worst fans and just be a fan. 318 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Don't be a dick. Don't tell them they're going to get their ass kicked. 319 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Next time, wish them good luck. And then you can you can walk around the corner and go fuck that or whatever. 320 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 But anyhow, like Jackson said, I wonder how those women feel now. 321 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,000 They told told the man himself that beat the Bengals. 322 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,000 So now you're one of four Bengals, Bengals fan. What do you think there? 323 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 So this has come to my attention. Something I think is really cool. 324 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:03,000 There's this famous restaurant in Texas called El Arroyo Arroyo. 325 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Probably Arroyo. I can't really tell by the curse of Arroyo is what I'll say. 326 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000 And it's famous for having the funniest signs around. 327 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to read to you a few of them. 328 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000 You know, you might agree with it. Maybe you don't. 329 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:24,000 But anyhow, the first one, the fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth. 330 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Same with the dog. Either one about the same speed. 331 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:41,000 And the next one, dear taco trucks, please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks. 332 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000 I agree with that one. Yeah. 333 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Next one, when this virus is over, I still want some of you all to stay away from me. 334 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Amen and hallelujah. 335 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Next one. Cheers to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. 336 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,000 That's pretty good. I mean, I don't know about funniness, but it's true. 337 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Fave way to online shop. I just yell out what I want and wait for an ad to pop up. 338 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,000 That's true. Funny and true. 339 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the operation game was clearly awake? 340 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 They're right. 341 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Had the big red nose. It looked like he had gin blossom. I think he's a drinker. 342 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000 And this was true. It's not so much funny. You're only as pretty as you treat people. 343 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000 True. 344 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Next one. This one is one of my favorite. The first person to hear a parrot speak was probably not OK for several days. 345 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:59,000 You imagine that parrot just said something and everyone else like, oh, bullshit. It's kind of like the frog. 346 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Honey, my baby, Michigan Jay frog. Yeah. If you don't know what it is, Google it for the youngers. OK. 347 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Walking back to your car because you forgot your mask is a new kind of pissed off. 348 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Why these are during Covid? 349 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Still can't believe some people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper. 350 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:27,000 And the same way with this strike recently. Oh, my gosh. Couldn't find paper towels or toilet paper anywhere. 351 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,000 And why? That's what I always thought. And I talk with friends mine and they agree. 352 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:39,000 If shit hits the fan, are you worried about wiping your ass? You can always wipe it with water if you need to. 353 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,000 I'd be worried about more stuff like fuel and heating oil and food, not toilet paper. 354 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:53,000 It'd be nice to have a good supply, but hey, you know, it just shows you were fucked. 355 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Next one. Pretty wild that we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it. 356 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,000 That's another one. It's a good one, too. A lot of these are Covid. 357 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,000 You're on mute. Most used phrase of 2020. 358 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Ran out of coffee this AM, so I used tequila. Everyone is so pretty today. 359 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000 They must have the right amount of tequila. 360 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Body trap spelled backwards is party boob. I've heard that one before, but I love it. 361 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:34,000 I am currently experiencing life as several what the fucks per hour. 362 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Agree. Only they put what WTF. So anyhow. 363 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000 You can. No, I'm not getting that. That one's stupid. 364 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000 When Covid finally ends, you'll either be a monk, a hunk, a drunk or a chunk. 365 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:53,000 All right. I already saw that one somewhere. 366 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Sorry I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to. That's pretty much true, especially in your 50s. 367 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000 You don't want to end up to a lot of parties. You want to end up over halfway. 368 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 That way you don't have to endure it for very long. 369 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:12,000 And you make up something like, yeah, I was on my way down here and I saw this old lady with her groceries. 370 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,000 And I went and I helped her and then her door fell off when I opened it up and I helped her put it back on. 371 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,000 And all this took me two hours. And here I am. 372 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,000 They may not believe you, but they can't prove it. 373 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Next one. I never realize how much I swear until I get in a situation where I can't. 374 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 100%. 375 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Doctor, you need to listen to your body more. My body. You're old and you want queso. 376 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 True. 377 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,000 My personal style is best described as didn't expect to get out of the car. 378 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Agreed. 379 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000 That one's stupid. 380 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,000 You know, some of these are good. Some of them are horrible. 381 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Eat me now. 382 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Too late. Avocados. 383 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,000 There we go. Yeah, they go bad real quick. 384 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:18,000 I wear the mask to protect those closest to me. Batman. 385 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000 I didn't know so many of these were COVID related. They're kind of getting boring to me. 386 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000 All right, 2020, take off the wig. We know it's you. 387 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000 All right. You know what? I'm going to stop it right there. 388 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I think that's enough. 389 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids. 390 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 391 00:45:42,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.