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From the deep inside the bowels of the city market in Kansas City, Missouri downtown property

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to the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River

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it is the original two, Topher and Mark, given the 2024 football predictions for the season.

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You thought they were done, didn't you?

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Hehehehehehe

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Kicking your ass with size 15 clown boots and a Dick Tracy hat.

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Harambe loved talking sports. Harambe doesn't talk sports anymore. Why not? Because Harambe's dead.

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Harambe died because some idiot could not watch their children properly while they were on the phone.

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They shot him. Senselessly murdered. Harambe does not talk sports anymore. Sorry, Harambe.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Do you have a list of the games coming up or should I look them up?

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I keep forgetting to mute our OMA.

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Hey, there's something I've been reading up lately. It's actually something I predicted and warned people to worry about.

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Are we on yet? Yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry.

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Alright, that's okay.

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Stealth attack you hear.

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The DNA company 23andMe is going bankrupt.

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Really? Yeah.

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The entire board of directors quit at a recent board meeting, leaving just one person left behind to run the company.

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They're trying to avoid bankruptcy, but they're talking that they're definitely going to have to sell off assets, maybe the entire company.

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What's going to happen to everybody's records? That is going to be sold.

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Oh! Yeah.

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I'm glad I never done it.

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Here's the kicker. I told people about this in the past.

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If you had a privacy agreement with 23andMe about your DNA and the results thereof, and who owns your DNA, etc., when 23andMe goes out of business, those privacy agreements disappear.

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And they can sell your DNA to somebody else and you don't have an agreement with that somebody else.

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So they can use your DNA for whatever they want.

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And they can share that information with whoever they want.

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Oh boy. And you have zero control over it.

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Oh boy. So yeah, if you've ever spit in a cup and sent it off to 23andMe, you could, I mean, talk about losing your identity or getting your identity hijacked.

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This is your genetic identity. And they've got it.

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That is, wow.

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Now, there is a family who had an elderly woman, member of their family, back I think in the 50s, died in a certain hospital.

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And the doctors there discovered that her body tissues had certain properties that made it easy to refine and invent new drugs.

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So they have kept part of this poor woman's body alive, just a chunk of it.

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Oh boy. So this is living tissue that was this woman's, part of this woman's body.

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They've kept it alive, kept it growing for decades.

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And they've farmed it and gotten tons of genetic patents off it and drug patents, etc.

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The initial family got nothing. They never even gave permission for this.

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And they've taken the drug company to court repeatedly and lost every time.

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Wow. So the drug company owns a living part of their family member and is exploiting it for commercial gain and there's nothing you can do about it because it's legal in this country.

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Geez.

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Isn't that crazy?

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Yeah.

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I'm glad I never sent anything into 23andMe, but you know what? My sister did.

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So they're real close on me. They got a real close version of my DNA.

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My niece did, so yeah, they're close on me too, but they ain't got mine.

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So just an interesting, I mean, all these gadgets and services and things, they sound like a ton of fun, but you got to think about the long-term effects.

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It's just like when you go to these websites and they take cookies.

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Those cookies reporting everything they can on you.

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Yeah, they're almost like a keylogger.

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Yeah. Yeah, and they sell that information to people to pester the hell out of you.

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And you know, right now, I'm not going to any sketchy websites. I'm not embarrassed to have people find out what websites I've gone to because I just...

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Yeah, I go to just regular, normal ones, etc. But I still get annoyed at the targeted advertising.

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You know, I mentioned something at like 10 in the morning, and by 2 in the afternoon, it's showing up all over my phone, my Facebook feed, my YouTube, everything.

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It's like, oh my God, get away from me. So I'll intentionally go and search for things I'm not interested in.

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Just throw them off the track, and now I'll get a feed all about like barbecued potato chips, which I really don't care about.

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That's a good idea. I'm going to start doing that.

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Just give them red herrings. Give them false leaves.

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That's a great idea.

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Because I get sick of that targeted advertisement too.

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Because all I do is mention Nebraska Furniture Mart, and I'll get them now too. One time, and I've got 30 commercials for them on my phone.

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Oh yeah. I'm going to try to bring up the current records of all the NFL teams.

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Oh, that's cool. That's a good idea.

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I'm going to try to bring up the current team records. So that way, when we're going through the next prediction ones, I can tell you what they're running.

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So I'll just have it up. We can do it as we go.

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Let's see how bad we can do this time.

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Really? All right. You want to start?

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All right. Five weeks this week. KC, Los Angeles Rams, Miami, and Minnesota.

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Okay. Miami, Minnesota, KC, and who?

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Rams.

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And the Rams are all going to not win or lose this year. So I've got four of them right there.

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Yeah. All right. Can we bet on those?

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Yeah. They'll probably find a way.

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Yeah. All right. First game on the docket is San Francisco at Seattle.

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So let me look. Seattle is three and two, and San Francisco is two and three.

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We're about to get strafed.

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Oh yeah, we are. The chemtrail is all over us.

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I feel myself mutating right now.

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I think I'm going to go with the 49ers. I think they're going to be pissed as hell.

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They're two and three. And it's Seattle, and they hate them anyhow.

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Yeah. As we were just talking about, it's a good rivalry.

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Yeah, it's a great rivalry.

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I'm going to go 27-21 Niners.

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Yeah, I agree. I think Niners are not going to win this. They're not going to lose this week, no matter what it takes.

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I think they're just determined.

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Yeah. They want home field. They don't want to go up to Detroit, because quite possibly this year, Detroit will kill them.

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The representative of the NFL.

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Yeah, the NFC home. They're three and one right now.

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I'm also going to go San Francisco. I'm going to go 28-13.

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I think Geno Smiths will probably come down to the earth a little bit, and San Francisco has got all the motivation to go kick their butts.

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I like Epic, too. Yeah.

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All right. Jacksonville at Chicago. Chicago is three and two, and Jacksonville is one and four, as we well know.

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And that's the 8.30 a.m. from London.

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And so we're two weeks in a row, we're having a London game. I thought this one was going to be in Germany, because usually they do a London, Germany, Berlin, probably.

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Who is the home team? Who's considered the home team?

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Chicago is considered home. So they're losing the home game for this.

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Yeah, they're losing the home game. I'm going to pick Chicago.

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You know, Caleb Williams is looking better. The whole team is looking better.

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Jacksonville had their resurgent last week, and I think that's going to be the end of it.

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Yeah. So I almost want to pick Jacksonville just because they started fighting back.

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Going to London is going to be enough of a distraction that it's going to take some of that away, I think.

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You know what? I'm going to stick with it.

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What's your score?

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21-14. It's going to be a low scorer.

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I'm also picking Chicago. I'm going 27-12.

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We're both really in the same ballpark. Lower scoring game than Chicago.

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So I mean, that kind of presumes Jacksonville won't score a touchdown. But it just seems like 12 is the right number.

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I'm comfortable with that, actually.

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All right. I'm going to take that off there. I'm going to get bumpy noise every time I do that.

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They'll wake my phone up to see. All right. Tampa Bay, 3-2.

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At New Orleans, it was 2-3.

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These games in the Nanosea South have been really crazy.

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I know. Now New Orleans is going to be really mad, but they're probably going to be without a dirt car.

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Yeah. He looks like he got dinged pretty good.

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Yeah. So.

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Haynar? Is that the other guy? Haynar?

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Yeah. H-A-E-N-E-R, something like that.

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Who's the quarterback for?

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Tampa.

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Mayfield, yeah.

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I'm going to go Tampa.

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I can see that. Yeah.

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And it's in New Orleans.

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In New Orleans.

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I think Mayfield gets right on this. I think it's going to be 29 to 10.

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Well, I mean, they didn't look good last night when a dirt car left.

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True. I'm also going to go Tampa Bay. I'm going to go 21-7.

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I'm kind of presuming that Carr is not going to play, or if he does, he's not going to be all that well.

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So I think New Orleans is going to struggle to score.

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Yeah. Either one. Yeah. Either one is a bad scenario for them.

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The Chiefs held the score down when we played the Saints.

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Yeah, they did.

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So you can control that. And they scored over 40 points their first two games, and then they haven't been able to do that since.

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Yeah, Tampa Bay has a great pass rush.

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So I'll look for them to terrorize whoever.

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Excuse me. I'm just hiccuping like crazy.

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Sure. Is it in Tampa, or is it in?

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It's in Superdome.

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Oh, okay. Good, good. Because they're not going to be tore up by a hurricane.

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Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Jacksonville is playing out of the state, and Miami is on a bye.

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Yeah, because Jacksonville might get hit.

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So none of the Florida teams are playing in Florida this week, which is good.

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So I'm picking Tampa Bay 21-7.

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Okay, I already said that.

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All right, that's the start of the noon games. The second noon game, Washington at Baltimore.

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Washington's 4-1. Baltimore is 3-2.

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Boy, I'm going to have to go with Washington riding their high, even though I hate to pick against Baltimore, who really has their backs against the wall.

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Yeah. They're like going across the street to play your next door neighbor, because Andover, Maryland, and Baltimore, Maryland are pretty close.

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Yeah, I'm going to go with the commanders. I think they're going to keep riding their high, even though I can see Baltimore pulling this off, too.

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35-32.

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I think it's going to be a high score in Nutt Tugger.

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I'd like to see that.

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I would, too.

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I'm also picking Washington, but I'm picking 23-13, a much lower scoring game.

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I think Baltimore's defense is going to step up, but they're going to have trouble scoring on Washington.

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Yeah, Baltimore's defense has to step up, because they have not been looking good.

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All right. Next up, we have Arizona 2-3 at Green Bay 3-2.

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I'm kind of surprised Green Bay's 3-2. It just seemed like they'd been playing worse than that.

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Yeah. I'm going to give Green Bay the edge, because it's in Green Bay.

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And Arizona just had a huge high beat in San Francisco.

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Yeah, they might have a letdown.

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Yeah, I think they're going to have a letdown. It's going to be 24-14.

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That sounds pretty reasonable.

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I think I'm going to go the other way. I'm going to say I'm going to pick Arizona.

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They're going to ride it.

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And I think they're going to ride that win over San Fran, and I think Green Bay is...

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Descending, not acing.

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Yeah, they're still kind of struggling. So I'm going to go... I think Kyler Murray can probably have a decent game.

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I've got a question for you about this. Do you think that Arizona has possible playoff in their mind?

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That might change the whole thing right there.

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Yeah. Earlier I wouldn't have said they're dreaming, but now it looks like Arizona can definitely slide right in there.

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Okay. I think I agree with that too, but I'm going to keep my original pick.

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I'm going to pick Arizona 28-17.

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I'm not sure how they're going to score 28 points.

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Kyler Murray running.

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I mean, they have kind of developed that a little bit now. They kind of have a way out of jams now.

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Kyler Murray has some pretty good feet underneath him, and they've been accentuating it and figuring it out better.

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As I recall, he did a lot of that during his first season.

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Yeah, he did.

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He did a lot of scrambling, and then they kind of got him away from that.

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Were they afraid he was going to get hurt or something?

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I think so, and maybe he wasn't throwing okay on the run, but I think that's not sustainable if your quarterback is getting half your rushing yards.

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You're going to need four quarterbacks on your roster.

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Yeah, it's just like Baltimore. They're riding high until Jackson gets another injury, which he's going to as much as he runs.

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Yeah, and he doesn't run safely or smart.

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He doesn't go down and slide where he needs to.

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That's a big problem right there is he keeps going, trying to get that extra foot.

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You see, Mahomes doesn't have that problem anymore.

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No, he got that popped out of him, didn't he?

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Yeah, he did. He learned his lesson.

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All right. Is that about it for that?

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Yeah, I don't know what else to say.

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Next up, we have Indy, two and three at Tennessee, one and three.

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Indy is without Richardson, but still strong enough to beat Tennessee.

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Yeah, I see.

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Tennessee, their coach sucks, their quarterback sucks, and all they really have is Ligeria Snead, who I feel sorry for.

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Oh, I do too, man. He's probably not living life there.

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He's looking over here going, shit. And it wasn't his fault either.

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No, it just cost too much.

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Because of the loans, we couldn't afford it.

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Yeah, there's a minimum salary based on your position and years in the league.

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That's like the union minimum you can pay people, and some players just don't seem to be worth that money to some teams.

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And I'm not going to throw shade on it either because the NFL system works.

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It does.

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We got a score for Indy at Tennessee.

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That's going to say about 18 to 12.

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I have no faith.

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I'm kind of close. I'm 25-17.

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Okay.

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Again, I don't know how they're going to get 25 points exactly.

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There might be a fumble on the five.

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Yeah, there can always be a safety or three.

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I like doing that too because sometimes you hit it right on and you look like a genius.

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Yeah.

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How did you get 12? Oh, I just kind of figured.

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You never say it's a wild guess.

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You're like, oh yeah, yeah, I had this formulation and it worked.

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It's the algorithm, man.

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The algorithm, too, man.

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All right, Houston, four and one at New England.

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One and four.

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I don't think there's much doubt here.

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Texas, 35 to 10.

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Ooh, I like that.

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Oh yeah, they're going to be like, and also, oh yeah, you come back here, and this.

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Then they'll chase him down and go, and also.

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That year that the Bucks clobbered the Raiders in the Super Bowl.

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Oh, I loved it.

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The next day at work, I went up to a coworker that was a Raider lover and said,

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I just heard on the radio Tampa Bay just scored again.

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And he just, he went, oh, that's cold.

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That's terrible, man.

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He was a good sport about it.

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He would have done it to you.

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Yep.

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That's ball-busting and it's fun.

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Guys like to do that.

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And you know, I'd known that guy since high school.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, we had tons of history, so we could get away with crap like that.

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Yeah, yeah, you had the card, ball-busting card.

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It was like, you know.

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I'm going to pick Houston as well, 31-13.

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We both think it's going to be a really wide score.

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Yeah, I think they're going to give a what for several thousand times.

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Yeah, it's going to be so much fun for them to do it in New England.

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And oh, and they're going to take CJ Stroud out midway through the fourth quarter anyhow.

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Oh, yeah, I would like to see that CJ Stroud coming out because they're so far ahead.

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Yeah, yep.

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I would like to see that.

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We're risking our guy.

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Yeah, that's smart, too.

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I wish more teams would do that.

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The Chiefs don't seem to be afraid of it, I'll tell you that, which worries me sometimes.

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But anyhow, they win by two points except for last night.

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Other than that, they win by one or two points.

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Yeah, if Mahomes just insists on staying in, and you read Caves, I think.

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But I would like to see the Chiefs do that.

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If we're up two scores and there's five minutes left, get Mahomes out of there.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Even if he's just handing off, he could still get stepped on by one of his own linemen.

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Even last night when they were like down in the ball to run timeout, he was still doing it.

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Yeah.

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I would have been like, go in there.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Went, go.

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But anyhow.

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Yeah.

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Who knows?

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I mean, there may be a lot more to it than we know as far as getting performance bonuses or improving their...

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You know, I bet you there's something like that.

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They're like, go ahead and do it.

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There's very minimal risk in down in the ball.

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Plus the sportsbooks are based on Mahomes playing the whole game, not being taken out.

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That's right.

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Because then we put in the sub-quarterback that nobody ever put any money on.

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That has more to it than anything out there.

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The sportsbooks are like, no, no, no.

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So, anyhow.

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Yeah.

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People place bets on Mahomes.

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He has to be in there playing.

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Yeah.

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I get it.

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It could also be that it enhances their...

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I hate to use this stupid catchphrase.

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It enhances their brand.

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It does.

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For endorsements that, you know, if they play every snap they're in there at the very end

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celebrating instead of the backup, they can probably get more money for the next endorsement

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or whatever.

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So, there's so much more to it than just the football game itself.

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And it's smart to keep that in mind.

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Things make much more sense when you realize it's not just a football game.

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Yeah.

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Good point.

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All right.

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Next up we have the hapless Cleveland Browns at one and four against the angry and disorganized

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Philadelphia Eagles at two and two in Philly.

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Since somebody has to win...

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Yeah.

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The Eagles, 27-14, the Eagles.

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I'm going to go Eagles 20 to 10 with the extra kicker of I think there are going to be enormous

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amount of hits in this game.

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I think those two teams are going to try to hit each other as hard as they can to take

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out their frustrations.

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Yes.

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They're going to be pissed.

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I mean, Eagles do that anyway.

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Yeah.

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They're dirty anyhow.

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Yeah.

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I think the Browns are going to go in there and say, you know what?

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We may not win.

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We may not play well, but we're going to hurt you.

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I think that Nick Sirianni is going to have a mystery person with a club come out.

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He's going to take a page from Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillili.

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He's going to Tonya Harding Watson.

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Well, that could happen.

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I mean, that's the only way I think Cleveland wins.

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They have to have some guy with a nightstick go club the other quarterback.

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But Sirianni is the type of guy that would do that.

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I mean, you know, so otherwise I would say Cleveland does it.

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Take his leg out.

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So yeah, I'm looking at Cleveland be one in five next week.

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Me too.

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And I'll relish it too.

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I'll revel in it.

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Not relish.

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I will revel in it.

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Oh, you know, earlier I got this for you here.

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You know, earlier I said I had to piss like a racehorse.

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Yeah.

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You know where the term Russian racehorse came from?

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They used to accuse the Russians of cheating on the racehorse.

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They gave him Lasix to make him lighter.

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Oh, yeah.

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So it came from somewhere.

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You're right.

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I looked it up.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I know how Lasix got its name.

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How?

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Because it lasts six hours.

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So they took the last six, compared it to Lasix because it lasts six hours.

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Cool.

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Isn't it?

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Yeah.

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It's easy to write when you prescribe, too.

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Yeah.

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All righty.

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Three o'clock games.

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First done up is Los Angeles Chargers at two and two at Denver three and two.

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You know, I think Denver's going to fight like hell, and I think they're going to come out on top.

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I do, too.

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So it's going to be 27-24.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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I want to be a little different on the score, so I'm going to go 31-27.

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All right.

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Sounds good.

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I get the feeling that this is going to be kind of a make or break game for Herbert as far as getting his confidence.

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Not like he's going to get bad or crush his career or anything, but for his self-confidence, he needs to go into Denver,

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who, you know, division rival in their home stadium, but you should be better than them.

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Yes, he has not looked good.

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His body language, everything looks horrible.

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His footwork even looks horrible.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know what Jim Harbaugh did.

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Is it Jim or John?

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Jim.

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Jim.

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John is in Baltimore.

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Yeah, okay.

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Jim Harbaugh is the ex-Bears quarterback.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what Jim Harbaugh exactly did when he got there.

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I remember the football pundits and the announcer stuff and saying,

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oh, it's going to be great, you're going to see, and even you talked about the Harbaugh-Herbert mystique or the mojo, whatever.

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It's not working, apparently.

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No, not so far.

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At least not so far, yeah.

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And whatever Harbaugh has done has made Herbert regrets.

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He's not the quarterback he was last year.

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I agree.

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No, he doesn't have Eckler or who was the receiver?

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Keenan Allen.

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Keenan Allen.

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But still, he didn't have Keenan Allen last year.

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That guy was always getting hurt anyway.

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Oh, no, yeah.

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He was a hell of a receiver, but man, he got hurt so often.

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Yeah.

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When he first came into the league, did he have Antonio Gates?

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I believe he did.

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Okay.

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That could add something to you right there.

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Yeah.

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That right there will, let's say your quarterback.

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That'll make you look better than you are.

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I think Antonio Gates would be the type of player that raises your quarterback rating by 10.

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That's a good point.

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Because he had that ability to grab stuff that no one else could.

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Yeah.

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So that might be part of it, but anyhow, he does not look that good, and I think he's going to continue regressing.

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A little interjection here about catching passes that are hard to catch.

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There was a Dallas Cowboys wide receiver named Peter Gent, who was really severely disillusioned by the NFL,

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and he went on to write some books, the most famous being North Dallas 40, which is made into a movie.

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Yeah, I remember that one, the movie, not the book.

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Yeah.

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And in the book, North Dallas 40, they didn't touch on the movie, but in the book,

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it's written from the point of view of Nick Nolte's character, the wide receiver,

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and he is admitting to himself, late in his career, that a lot of the really bad hits he took

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was going up to try to catch a pass that the quarterback had thrown,

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and he didn't realize the quarterback was shaving points and trying to make it in completion.

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Yeah.

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But he went up and got it anyway and got cliqued for it,

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and then the quarterback would have to shave those points a different way.

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Now, this was written probably in 1970, and even back then, it was common knowledge that quarterbacks did that.

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They shaved points by making intentional incompletions and hanging their receivers out to try.

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Yeah.

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So I can see that kind of thing starting to happen, is receivers would be going after these balls

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that are supposed to be incompletions, but nobody told the receiver.

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And he goes up and gets injured or creamed or whatever.

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Because, you know, 54 years ago, this was already in a book written by an NFL player.

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Yeah.

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And I can definitely see why he got disillusioned, too.

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Yeah.

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Man, he hated Tom Landry with the pad.

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You could tell because the coach he wrote in the book was just horrible.

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This is just the biggest hypocrite.

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Let me pour the coffee right down my face here.

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Which one was we on?

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That was Chargers-Denver.

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You had picked 27-24, I picked 31-27, both picking Denver.

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Yeah.

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I think the Chargers are not looking good, and I'll think they're going to look good for a while at least.

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Yeah.

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You know, it's kind of iffy which three o'clock game we're going to get,

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either the one we just talked about, Chargers at Denver, or the next one,

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Pittsburgh 3-2 at Las Vegas 2-3.

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I could watch either one of those games.

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Yeah, me too.

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They have a tendency to put the Raiders on.

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Yeah.

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So I'm going to say they're probably going to do that, but who knows?

473
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Yeah.

474
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Since we don't have a Chiefs game this week, it's pretty wide open.

475
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Yeah, they've got to put somebody on.

476
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Since there's the Hispanic community, the Raiders are big.

477
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
I think they'll just put the Raiders on, and they'll get whatever they get.

478
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Yeah, it has the potential of being a more exciting game, I think.

479
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Yeah, that too.

480
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
And we'll watch it.

481
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Sure.

482
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Yeah.

483
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Man, who do I root for, Pittsburgh, Vegas?

484
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Pittsburgh.

485
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Can they both lose?

486
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Is that a possibility?

487
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
They could tie.

488
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
How about they tie, nothing, nothing?

489
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000
But they get there, and the stadium has fallen apart, so they just have to...

490
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Forfeit?

491
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Not forfeit the game.

492
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
They both forfeit.

493
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Okay, that'll work.

494
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
All right.

495
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,000
I think we're both going to pick Pittsburgh.

496
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
I don't think there's a reason to pick the Raiders for the rest of the season.

497
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
In fact, I'm going to go on record, and I'm not going to pick the Raiders for the rest of the season.

498
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Me too, me too.

499
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Is O'Connell still their quarterback, even?

500
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Yeah, Minshew got hurt.

501
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:26,000
No, they took Minshew out after that second interception.

502
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Yeah.

503
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
And then O'Connell came in and finished that.

504
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
He was the starter last year.

505
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Yeah, yeah.

506
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
It doesn't matter.

507
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
It doesn't matter.

508
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Either one, they're not going anywhere.

509
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,000
And I'm going to pick Pittsburgh, probably.

510
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000
They're going to put up 27 points to 17 points.

511
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
And I don't know how they're getting at 17 points.

512
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
I'm not being as charitable.

513
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I'm putting 30 to 10.

514
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Okay.

515
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Pittsburgh is going to take advantage of the fact that they're going to score,

516
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,000
and they're just going to run the score up to get their team feeling good about themselves.

517
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000
You're probably closer than I am.

518
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Just a feeling.

519
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Yeah, okay.

520
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
I could see that, though.

521
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,000
It may just be a feeling, but I could see that.

522
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:21,000
All right, next up is Atlanta at three and two versus Dallas at three and two and Dallas.

523
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,000
It's weird, isn't it?

524
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Yeah, that is weird.

525
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Dallas has been inconsistent.

526
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Atlanta has been winning pretty well with Kirk Cousins.

527
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000
I'm going to give the edge to Dallas.

528
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,000
They're just – I think that Atlanta is still developing,

529
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:49,000
and I think there's enough fire behind Dallas to pull it off.

530
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000
It's going to be really close, 24-23.

531
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Oh, my gosh.

532
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
What?

533
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Okay, now it's my turn to apologize.

534
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Oh, what?

535
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
It's Atlanta at three and two at Carolina one and four.

536
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Oh, scratch it.

537
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Atlanta's not playing Dallas this week.

538
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Okay.

539
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
That's all right.

540
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
I'm still one up on you.

541
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Yeah.

542
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Okay.

543
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:16,000
We're going to leave that in just to show how brain dead I can be sometimes.

544
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
It's Atlanta three and two at Carolina one and four.

545
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
My screw-ups are going to be in there, too.

546
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I'm leaving them.

547
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Okay, I'm going to have to go Atlanta, of course.

548
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Yeah.

549
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000
35 to 20.

550
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I can definitely see that.

551
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Kirk Cousins could definitely put up 35 points.

552
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
He could – man, he looks great.

553
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I'm going to also pick Atlanta, but I'm going to go 23-10.

554
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I can see that, too.

555
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Yeah, Carolina is going to struggle no matter who's in quarterback this season, so their

556
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
offense is going to be inconsistent.

557
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Okay.

558
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
So I'm going to give Carolina 10 points.

559
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
That sounds about right.

560
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah, I think you're right.

561
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
That sounds about right.

562
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:07,000
All right, now the one that was supposed to be Detroit three and one at Dallas three and

563
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
two.

564
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
That's going to be better than Atlanta-Dallas.

565
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Detroit-Dallas.

566
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Detroit.

567
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:20,000
And I'm going to go 21-17.

568
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,000
That looks pretty good.

569
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
That looks pretty good.

570
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Gosh.

571
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I think I'm going to have to pick Dallas this year, this week.

572
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I get it.

573
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
I think so.

574
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
It's a toss-up to me, really.

575
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:41,000
I mean – I'm going to go 24-17 Dallas.

576
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
That could be very easy.

577
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah.

578
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I'm figuring it's going to come down to the end.

579
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Dallas games usually do.

580
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
They usually do, yeah.

581
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000
So I'm picking Dallas to score a late touchdown to take the lead, and then that'll be it.

582
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I think that sounds perfectly doable.

583
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
It's plausible.

584
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
It's plausible.

585
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
There we go.

586
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
It's plausible.

587
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Yeah.

588
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Yes.

589
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
All right, that's it for the day games.

590
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Sunday night at 720.

591
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000
One and four Cincinnati at two and three Giants.

592
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Cincinnati.

593
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000
And this is just because the Giants are Jekyll and Hyde.

594
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Yeah.

595
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Joe Burroughs is throwing well.

596
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Jamar Chase is catching well.

597
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Yeah, he is.

598
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
I don't think they're going to have an answer for that, and I think it's going to be a 35-10.

599
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Ooh.

600
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Yep.

601
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I'm also going to pick Cincinnati.

602
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
They're going to go up there and get healthy on the Giants.

603
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Yeah.

604
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yep.

605
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I remember a season when everybody used to come into Kansas City and get healthy.

606
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
A one and five team would come in and just make us look stupid.

607
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Yeah, then they'd go out, beat in their chest, going, yeah, nothing wrong here.

608
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
So I'm going to pick Cincinnati.

609
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I'm going to go 31-17.

610
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Sounds very doable.

611
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Yeah.

612
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,000
I'm starting to think the Giants might not put up 17 points, but I'm going to go with

613
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
it.

614
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
I could see them doing that team.

615
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
It might be like 13.

616
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Yeah.

617
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Daniel Jones may luck out and back into something.

618
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Yeah.

619
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Or there might be like a fumble because Cincinnati is very-

620
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Special teams, defense, yeah.

621
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
They're prone to fumbling.

622
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Yeah.

623
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
So.

624
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Good point.

625
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:26,000
All right, and then the Monday night game, 3-2 Buffalo at the 2-3 Jets.

626
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Division game.

627
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I know, and you know what?

628
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Somewhere, somehow, but Aaron Rodgers might be hurt.

629
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
It's tough to tell.

630
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
I'm going to go with Aaron Rodgers.

631
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,000
I think Buffalo is going to continue their losing streak.

632
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I think that Aaron Rodgers is a do-or-die situation, and he sees the season slipping

633
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
away from him.

634
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Yeah.

635
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I think he's got enough left in him, and he's going to somehow will that team and to beat

636
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
him barely.

637
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:07,000
And it's going to be probably 28, 24.

638
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Wow.

639
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
This is difficult.

640
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Mm-hmm.

641
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Something that first popped into mind was sometimes quarterbacks play to help save their

642
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
head coach's job.

643
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Aaron Rodgers doesn't care.

644
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000
You know, he might have done that in Green Bay, but in the Jets, he doesn't care.

645
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Now you got me worried on my pick.

646
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
All right.

647
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:38,000
But I think Buffalo is demoralized and under the.

648
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Shook up.

649
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Yeah, and under the big lights on a national stage on Monday night football in a hostile

650
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000
environment, I think Buffalo is going to crumble.

651
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:56,000
You know, they were touted as the best team in football until three weeks ago.

652
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Yeah.

653
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
They were beating everybody by far.

654
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
The defense is keeping everybody low scoring, usually about 10 or under, and they were scoring

655
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
30 points.

656
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Everyone was like, well, not at first, but then they got to where they scored really

657
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
heavily.

658
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Yeah.

659
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
The last couple of games, they just fucking fell apart.

660
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
They look horrible.

661
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
So I think you're right.

662
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
I think they're questioning themselves.

663
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Yeah.

664
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
So I'm picking a really close score, 23, 21.

665
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I think I just get this impression that the Jets are going to take the early lead and

666
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
they're never going to give it up.

667
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,000
I think that Buffalo is going to be trying to come back from behind all game long, and

668
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
it's just not going to work.

669
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I can see that happening.

670
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Yeah.

671
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
I think there is.

672
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I think it looks like a crisis of faith in Buffalo right now.

673
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Josh Allen is like, what the hell is going on?

674
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Why isn't this working?

675
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Yep.

676
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
So that will be a fun game to watch Monday night.

677
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I'm looking forward to that one.

678
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
A couple of good old AFL teams.

679
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I like it.

680
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
I like it.

681
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Okay.

682
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
So that's it for the week six schedule coming up.

683
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:10,000
We got some differences, so we won't necessarily kev them out with the exact same.

684
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Let's face it, we're both going to miss eight again probably.

685
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Let's make sure I got all 14 games this day.

686
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Yeah.

687
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000
That was kind of embarrassing.

688
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
This whole, if you went by that, this whole season has been embarrassing to both of us.

689
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Oh yeah.

690
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Yep.

691
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Well, you want to go into bull points?

692
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Yes.

693
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
All right.

694
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,000
If there were only one NFL game this year, who would be in it?

695
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Like, there's only going to play one game and it's like, I don't know, the middle of

696
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:51,000
the season, and you have to have one team facing another team that you think is probably

697
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
the best teams?

698
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Yeah.

699
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Who would be in this championship game of one game?

700
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000
I'm going to immediately say the Chiefs are going to be in it.

701
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Yeah, me too.

702
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000
If nothing else is because there's an equal number of people that love the Chiefs and

703
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:11,000
hate the Chiefs, which guarantees you're going to get an active participating audience

704
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
for that game.

705
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000
As much people hate the Chiefs now, they sure do get a lot of ratings.

706
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Yes, they do.

707
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
And it's because of number 15 and 87.

708
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Yep.

709
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000
And his girlfriend.

710
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
But who would they play?

711
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I got one right off, Washington.

712
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Yeah, yeah.

713
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I would love to see that.

714
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
That would be a good quarterback duel.

715
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Young against old.

716
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah.

717
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I mean, not like old.

718
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Not old, but he's what, 28?

719
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Yeah, yeah.

720
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
A guy that's won three Super Bowls, been to four.

721
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
And this young guy that might see some.

722
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Yeah.

723
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Yeah, I could, yeah, that Chiefs and Commanders would be a good one.

724
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Yeah.

725
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Yeah, besides that, I think the Chiefs would win it.

726
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Yeah.

727
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Experience.

728
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Yeah.

729
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Then if it wasn't that, I would like to see San Francisco again because those two teams

730
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
play.

731
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
They do.

732
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Oh, man, I tell you.

733
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
They lay it all out.

734
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
They don't hold back.

735
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Yeah, people viewed it as boring.

736
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
I viewed it as one hell of a chess game.

737
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

738
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I mean, on every level, it was a game.

739
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
It was a counter move, a move, a counter move, a move.

740
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:27,000
And I could see for people who aren't really, you know, watching every play and don't have

741
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
a long history of watching football, they could watch it and say, it's kind of boring.

742
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
I could see that too.

743
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Beneath the surface, you know, we could see things going on and, you know, counter moves

744
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
and probes.

745
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Yeah, but we've been into football even when the Chiefs were horrible.

746
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Yeah, that's true.

747
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
So it doesn't matter.

748
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Yeah.

749
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yeah, I remember you used to watch the Chiefs, you know, stink it up and lose horribly.

750
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
And then I'd go watch another game and watch teams play well.

751
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Yeah, I know.

752
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I remember that too.

753
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,000
And a lot of times, about, oh, I've got to be real about it, about halfway through the

754
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
second quarter, I'm like, oh, I'm going to go do yard work.

755
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah.

756
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,000
So, yeah, because the weather traditionally around this time is great.

757
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah.

758
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Yeah, like, yeah, I'm just going to go do yard work, screw it.

759
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,000
So, next one.

760
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Oh, did you go with Washington or did you come with?

761
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
I hadn't come up with a team.

762
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
If I was going to come up with one other than Washington, I'd say San Francisco, your second

763
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
choice.

764
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Yeah, I think it's pretty clear cut.

765
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Yeah.

766
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
So, the win.

767
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Especially with recent history.

768
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Yeah.

769
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I want to see Young against established, so I'm going to go with Washington and the Chiefs.

770
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Yeah.

771
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
So, all right, the next one.

772
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Has NFL gotten better at holding and pass interference calls?

773
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Yeah, I think they have.

774
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
I have it.

775
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Yeah, I do too.

776
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
A little bit.

777
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Yeah.

778
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
They missed a couple last night for both teams, not just one team.

779
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Yeah.

780
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000
So, you know, people that hate the Chiefs are going to go, yeah, they're the one obvious

781
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
one.

782
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000
No, there were two or three obvious ones and a couple of them were against the opposition.

783
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Yeah.

784
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000
I saw Joann Taylor get away with at least one false start that they didn't call.

785
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I did too.

786
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Yep.

787
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
I saw some holding that they didn't call.

788
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,000
But, you know, these were all ways to manage the game.

789
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I agree.

790
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:23,000
You know, if someone wants the game to go a certain way, stay close, whatever, those

791
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,000
are ways you can manage the game by officials' judgment calls that you can never concretely

792
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
say one way or the other.

793
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,000
I think there's a fine line between egregious holding and holding.

794
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,000
And I think the referees pretty much have that figured out now.

795
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Yeah.

796
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:44,000
And that may be how the NFL has compensated for the home style quarterbacks.

797
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah.

798
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Yeah, that's why.

799
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Because they don't want blowout games.

800
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
They don't want games that are not in doubt from the first quarter on.

801
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Because you go do something else.

802
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Yeah.

803
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Yeah.

804
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
You leave the stadium, you turn the TV off, etc.

805
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
They want games that are in doubt the whole way.

806
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
I agree.

807
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
If they can possibly do it, that's what they want.

808
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Yeah.

809
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I agree.

810
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
So I had a bullet point.

811
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Oh, yeah.

812
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Do you think the Washington commanders will ever change their name again?

813
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
And if so, to what?

814
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Not the Bullets.

815
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
No.

816
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
They're going to change their name.

817
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
They're going to change their name.

818
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Remember, they're a basketball team because presidents get assassinated like, we can't

819
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
call them the Bullets anymore.

820
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Plus the inner city violence.

821
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
And that too.

822
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah.

823
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
All of it.

824
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
I think they will.

825
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
And I think they will go with like an animal name.

826
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Yeah, I think so too.

827
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
They haven't had an animal name in their history.

828
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yeah, I think you're going to get, yeah, I don't know.

829
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
The prairie dogs.

830
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Who knows.

831
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
You know what I would love to see?

832
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
What?

833
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
The Washington Bulldogs.

834
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Oh, that would be nice.

835
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000
No NFL team in recent memory has had the name Bulldog.

836
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
No.

837
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
I think I agree.

838
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
And it's an Austin name.

839
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
And I don't think anyone owns it.

840
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Like the Washington Bulldogs.

841
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yeah, and that's another reason too.

842
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Or call them the DC Bulldogs.

843
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yeah, the DC Bulldogs.

844
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I think sounds great.

845
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah.

846
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Okay.

847
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Yeah, I like that question.

848
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Yeah, I think it will get changed again.

849
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I think commanders are just like kind of a, we're just going to go with the name Bulldogs.

850
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
We're just going to go with this right now, although they're not saying it.

851
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
It's a bridge name.

852
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Yeah.

853
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Until they figure out what they really want to be.

854
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Now, their current team colors really don't work out with Bulldogs, but they don't work

855
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
out with commanders or the former name Redskins either.

856
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
No.

857
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
So that might not be an issue.

858
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000
You can have the color coordination with a different color Bulldog maybe.

859
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Well, that's true.

860
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,000
They could tone the red down to be more brownish, and then they could pale out the yellow into

861
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
something a little more light.

862
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
And then have the Bulldog in the middle of it or whatever they want to go with.

863
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Yeah.

864
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Have a red Bulldog with a gold collar.

865
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Yeah, that'd be cool.

866
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Is it?

867
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Well, they're kind of burgundy and gold, I think they call it.

868
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
So that could work.

869
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
That could definitely work to be the Washington or the DC Bulldogs.

870
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I think, remember those wigs that they used to wear in the colonial days?

871
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I think the Washington wigs.

872
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
That's it right there.

873
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
And you know why they wore those wigs?

874
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Yeah, because they, mites, right?

875
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Yeah, they're losing their hair to lice and poor diet and syphilis.

876
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Yeah, yeah.

877
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000
And in order to make people think they didn't have syphilis, they wanted a full head of

878
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000
hair because one of the side effects of syphilis is losing your hair.

879
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
And you get sores on your face, and that's why they would put all that white powder on

880
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000
their face to cover their syphilis sore, sores.

881
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
These are our founding fathers.

882
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000
This is before any antibiotics.

883
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
So there you go.

884
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Oh my gosh.

885
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Yeah.

886
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Yeah.

887
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
All right.

888
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000
At what point would you put Bryce Young back in the starter position?

889
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Mid-season.

890
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Yeah.

891
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:59,000
I would say mid-season, unless you suddenly hit a hot streak and you're on like a five

892
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
game win streak or something.

893
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Sounds good.

894
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I'd say, you know, switch back.

895
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
And you better be working on Bryce Young in the meantime.

896
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Tell him now, hey, week eight, you're going back in.

897
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Week nine, you're going back in.

898
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
So let's work towards that.

899
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Get ready.

900
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Tell me what you need to be prepared to go back in to be the starter on week nine.

901
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
I like it.

902
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
I think that could definitely work.

903
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000
You know, if they hold him out all season, then they might as well trade him.

904
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Yeah.

905
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I really think so.

906
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Yeah, you know, I think you're right.

907
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I think at this point, if he doesn't work out, you trade him and then you just scrap

908
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,000
it all again because, I mean, why would you want a quarterback that's developing and is

909
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:52,000
quite a ways off and then just raise him around a so-so team?

910
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Yeah, because then your quarterback is going to have to get used to losing and losing badly

911
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
until you build the team up.

912
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
That's not a good atmosphere.

913
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
No, it isn't.

914
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Well, okay.

915
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Would the Chiefs benefit from trading for another wide receiver at this point?

916
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Yeah, I think they would.

917
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah.

918
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Right, as we said, right tackle, no, because you can't work one of those in midseason.

919
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
No.

920
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
But wide receiver, yeah.

921
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:25,000
They could, I think anybody of, I mean, it doesn't have to be Devontae Adams type quality,

922
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:32,000
but someone like Juju or who else?

923
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I mean, Xavier wore these too fast.

924
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
You can't get another one of him.

925
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
No.

926
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
But like Hardman.

927
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Hardman, yeah, another Hardman.

928
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Hardman is kind of your middle of the pack, but he does really well.

929
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
He's not all that big.

930
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
He was supposed to be the replacement for Tyreek Hill.

931
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Yeah, then they found out that he wasn't in the way.

932
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Not all that Tyreek-y.

933
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
No, no.

934
00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:01,000
But yeah, get someone in who can be a reliable third receiver, slot receiver.

935
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Yeah, and also insurance.

936
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000
You have to have someone that can go in there that knows the system and can do somewhat.

937
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Yeah.

938
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
You can't just like take someone that doesn't know anything about the system, just throw them in there.

939
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Right.

940
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000
And they're still not telling us what's going on with the She-Rice.

941
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I don't know if that's good or bad.

942
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
It sounds bad.

943
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:29,000
It sounds like it's bad, but they're hoping miracle upon miracle that something's going to make it so he doesn't lose this season.

944
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
I think that's going to try.

945
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I wonder why they're keeping it from everybody though.

946
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
They don't seem like they have any benefit.

947
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I think they're just really hoping that, you know, we don't want to come out and say he's going to miss the season and then later say, oh, wait, he's coming back.

948
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:53,000
So they're saying nothing until some, you know, long shot pans out and if it doesn't pan out for the Chiefs, then they'll say, oh, yeah, injured reserve.

949
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Gotcha.

950
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:02,000
But there's some European treatment over there that's not legal over here that they're counting on to bring them back before the end of the season or at least by playoffs.

951
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
That could be.

952
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Playoffs.

953
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Playoffs.

954
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,000
We're going to have to record that so you can just like insert it every time.

955
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Jim Moore going, playoffs.

956
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Playoffs.

957
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,000
What does Mike McCarthy have to do to keep his job?

958
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
I don't think there's anything he can do.

959
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I don't either.

960
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Unless winning the Super Bowl.

961
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
I think shy of that.

962
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
I think he's going.

963
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Well, that's right.

964
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Yeah.

965
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
If he wins the Super Bowl, he would keep his job for one more season.

966
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
What about if he gets to the Super Bowl?

967
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
No.

968
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
I agree.

969
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
If he gets there and loses, then that's even more reason to dump him.

970
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Yeah.

971
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
He's right there and you could put Kumdua on it.

972
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Yeah.

973
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:50,000
So yeah, winning the Super Bowl, that's got to be the only choice to keep his job.

974
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Yeah.

975
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I think in order for him to win though, I think he's in a bad situation.

976
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,000
I don't think Dak Prescott was or ever was, is or ever was the guy.

977
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Yeah.

978
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000
They always saw something more in him than the rest of us did.

979
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
No, I know.

980
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000
I mean.

981
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Yeah, the thing is, I mean his colleagues' stats were good, but I mean he just did.

982
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I mean, you could say the same thing about Mahomes, about he never won or nothing like

983
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
that, but I mean Mahomes was exceptional on everything.

984
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Yeah.

985
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
And everyone was all concerned about his footwork, so I get that.

986
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Yeah.

987
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Dak I just didn't really get.

988
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,000
And then to put him, insert him as the guy was even dumber.

989
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Yeah.

990
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Yeah.

991
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:39,000
There's a certain amount of having your reputation rest on him, like hey, we drafted him, we're

992
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
paying him a bunch, he's got to be the guy, so we're going to say he's the guy.

993
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yeah.

994
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
At a certain point you've got to face realities like is this really working for us?

995
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Yeah.

996
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000
How often can they sell it to the Cowboys fan that Dak is going to do it this year?

997
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I agree.

998
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Just on a side note, I was trying to remember if Dallas has ever had a successful starting

999
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
black quarterback or if Dak is the first.

1000
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,000
I think Dak's the first, and I could think of.

1001
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah, I'm trying to remember any black quarterbacks for Dallas.

1002
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Well, I think Mahomes might be the first for the Chiefs.

1003
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Warren Moon was okay.

1004
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Oh, wait a minute, Warren Moon.

1005
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
I forget that, he wasn't.

1006
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Okay.

1007
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Yeah.

1008
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:31,000
But I don't think Dallas has ever had a black quarterback who wasn't the guy.

1009
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
No.

1010
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,680
So this is new territory for them.

1011
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,000
I don't know if that's anything to do with it, but I thought just bring it up.

1012
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Because Philly had Randall Cunningham way back in the day.

1013
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Yeah.

1014
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Minnesota had Dante Culpepper that Rush Limbaugh hated for some weird reason.

1015
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I can't remember what that was about.

1016
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:56,000
It wasn't just Rush Limbaugh, there was even some sports guys on some of the sports channels

1017
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:01,000
who were trying to say that Dante Culpepper just doesn't have what it takes.

1018
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,000
They started that right off the bat, they did not like him.

1019
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,000
And it seemed to be kind of a holdover of that attitude of black quarterbacks aren't

1020
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000
smart enough to beat out the white quarterbacks.

1021
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I think it was kind of a holdover from that.

1022
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:21,000
And to think about it, another black quarterback that got a lot of grief was Donovan McNabb.

1023
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Yes.

1024
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Philly hated him.

1025
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000
They were booed when they picked him.

1026
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Steve McNair was very popular in Tennessee.

1027
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
He did very well, too.

1028
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Actually, he started in Houston when they were the Houston Oilers.

1029
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Yeah, that's right.

1030
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
And then he moved with them to Tennessee.

1031
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
The only thing is he wasn't very good with girlfriends.

1032
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
No, he picked a real loser.

1033
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Yeah.

1034
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Okay, rookie of the year to this point.

1035
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Hmm.

1036
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Yeah, she was quite a pistol.

1037
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1038
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Can't say too soon.

1039
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
It's been years.

1040
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Yeah, yeah.

1041
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Rook of the year, I'd say Jaden Daniels.

1042
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Yes.

1043
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
From Washington.

1044
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Yeah, I think it's easy to see.

1045
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Yeah.

1046
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
I don't see another one out there that's even close.

1047
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,000
No.

1048
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Not yet, anyway.

1049
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Jaden Daniels by far.

1050
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,000
He's a comeback player of the year, as I'm thinking Kareem Huntsman, the lead right there.

1051
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Yeah.

1052
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Worthy, if he continues to progress, he is a not really distant second,

1053
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
but definitely a second, a firm second.

1054
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
He could get rookie of the year.

1055
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
He could.

1056
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1057
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Or offensive rookie of the year.

1058
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Offensive rookie of the year.

1059
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,000
We'll see how that pans out because Worthy is the only other guy,

1060
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
so he's really doing anything.

1061
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
It really looks.

1062
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000
But he's going to have to get more yards per game to do that.

1063
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Yeah, yeah.

1064
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:46,000
So anyhow, but yeah, Kareem Hunt is a comeback player of the year without a doubt.

1065
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000
As a matter of fact, when you come back and you're looking better than Pacheco.

1066
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah.

1067
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
And Pacheco looked great.

1068
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
He did.

1069
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000
So anyhow, yeah.

1070
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Whatever he's doing, I hope he continues to do it because it's working.

1071
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Yeah.

1072
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
All right.

1073
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I don't think, did Damar Hamlin when come back player of the year, when he came back?

1074
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I don't think he did.

1075
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
I don't think he did.

1076
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
I think he got snubbed.

1077
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
No, he got snubbed.

1078
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
I can't remember to who.

1079
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,000
But you know, I think the thinking was he didn't have an injury.

1080
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
His heart stopped.

1081
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Yeah, yeah.

1082
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
And then they restarted it.

1083
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
That wasn't considered.

1084
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
That wasn't considered like battling back from an injury.

1085
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
There wasn't any rehab.

1086
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Even though it happened on the field.

1087
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Yeah.

1088
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I read up on that.

1089
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,000
It's the, you know, you're familiar with the heartbeat, you know, the squiggle that goes

1090
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
up and down.

1091
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Yeah.

1092
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,000
They named those bumps P, Q, R, S, and T.

1093
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000
So there's P wave, Q wave, R wave, S wave, and a T wave.

1094
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:47,000
And the T wave's at the end, and that's basically when the heart resets itself and gets ready

1095
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
for the next heartbeat.

1096
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,000
And there's a certain point during the T wave that if you hit someone in the chest hard

1097
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,000
enough, their heart will go into ventricular fibrillation.

1098
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Where the ventricles are just going blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, and no

1099
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
heart, no blood's going anywhere.

1100
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Uh-huh.

1101
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
And it's incredibly rare.

1102
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Otherwise, it would be happening all the time.

1103
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Because it could happen to any player at any time, getting hit in the chest.

1104
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
It's happened once or twice in the NFL.

1105
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:17,000
It happens a little more in high school football, because there are way more high school players

1106
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
than there are in the NFL.

1107
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Absolutely.

1108
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
So that's the thing.

1109
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
It's not like there was something wrong with him.

1110
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
It's not like he was at any greater risk.

1111
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,000
It's just, it was just a freak coincidence.

1112
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Yeah.

1113
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000
So I think they were kind of thinking, you know what, that's not really something to

1114
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
come back from.

1115
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Yeah.

1116
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
And the fact is, I don't even know if they wanted to rehash it again.

1117
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
He did die several times.

1118
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
And it took him a lot.

1119
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
He almost was not brought back.

1120
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Yeah, they were having difficulty reestablishing that heart rhythm.

1121
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Usually it's not a problem.

1122
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
You shock him, and then you know, there he is.

1123
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,000
But for him, I think it was pretty difficult to reestablish that rhythm.

1124
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000
I think they wanted that to lie there and be there, and that's it.

1125
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
And I think that's another reason.

1126
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,000
I think it probably was discussed, and they said, no, leave it alone.

1127
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Plus, it was a very scary thing, and they didn't want to remind the fans about the very

1128
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
scary injury.

1129
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
That's part of what I'm talking about.

1130
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Yeah, they want to leave it alone.

1131
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Yeah, if it's like a blow out a knee, or you break your arm, or something, people understand

1132
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
that.

1133
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
And then you come back, people are like, okay, but that, yeah.

1134
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
He had his heart stopped, and he died on the field.

1135
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,000
But yeah, NFL doesn't want to remind anyone that that happened.

1136
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Yeah, I mean, he was dead for what?

1137
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I mean, did they say like maybe two minutes or something?

1138
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000
I think that was how long it took to actually get his rhythm heart beat back.

1139
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Officially, you know, like heart not beating.

1140
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
It was a while.

1141
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Yeah, it was a while.

1142
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,000
And traditionally, that leaves some sort of damage somewhere, whether it be brain or something,

1143
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
organ of some sort.

1144
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
But no, he was fine.

1145
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
He's playing.

1146
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
I want to know if he had a near-death experience.

1147
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
I wanted to know that too.

1148
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
What did you see?

1149
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
What did you hear?

1150
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
I can't find anything on that at all.

1151
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
I really wanted to know.

1152
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
He probably hasn't shared that with anybody.

1153
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
I've got a cough here.

1154
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
I know a guy.

1155
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
I'm done.

1156
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
I know a guy that had happened to him.

1157
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Oh, wow.

1158
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Yeah, I worked with him very closely for years.

1159
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,000
And it was just an allergic reaction that almost killed him.

1160
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Wow.

1161
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Anyhow, he was going to the hospital over the allergic reaction.

1162
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000
But then they gave him something that he had an allergic reaction to again.

1163
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
So he doubled down on it, them not knowing.

1164
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
You know, he didn't have much of a medical history.

1165
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
That's so rough on your body.

1166
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Yeah.

1167
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,000
He said he remembered nothing, but he talked to one of the experts,

1168
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:34,000
the near-death experts, and they said to keep a pen and paper next to your bed.

1169
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
You're going to remember stuff, but you're not going to remember it

1170
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
when you wake up officially in the morning.

1171
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Yeah.

1172
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
You're going to jot them down as soon as you remember it.

1173
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
You're going to have clues to what happened.

1174
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
That's a good idea.

1175
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Yeah.

1176
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
But he didn't want to talk about it.

1177
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah.

1178
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:54,000
And some of the things you see probably may not be all that pleasant.

1179
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Or it may bring up really painful things from the past.

1180
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
So yeah, it's not all just happiness and sunshine.

1181
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
I think with his, that probably has something to play

1182
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
because he did not want to talk about it, and I left him alone.

1183
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Yeah.

1184
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,000
It's a trap to presume that everybody's got the same happy memories about things.

1185
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Not everybody celebrates Father's Day because not everybody has a nice dad.

1186
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Yeah, that's right.

1187
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
And on and on like that.

1188
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,000
So most of the people it fits, but you've got to watch out for the ones that's like,

1189
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000
yeah, that's the norm, but yeah, it wasn't that for me.

1190
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Yeah.

1191
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
I had a near-death experience and it was ugly.

1192
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Yeah.

1193
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Yeah, I don't know if his was ugly or just stuff he didn't want to talk about,

1194
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
but there was something to it, so I left him alone.

1195
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Because you've got to figure some of these people who are about to die,

1196
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
some of them have got to be going to hell.

1197
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Yeah.

1198
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
They can't all be seeing heaven and their lost loved ones.

1199
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Well, I agree there's got to be, yeah.

1200
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Unless there's no hell and we're all going there.

1201
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,000
So some of them have got to have, you know, hey, well, I saw Satan

1202
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000
and he was sticking his pitchfork into my grandma.

1203
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Yeah.

1204
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
You know, somebody's got to see that.

1205
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Granny, granny, granny.

1206
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
You're next, bitch.

1207
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Yep.

1208
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000
You're right.

1209
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Yeah.

1210
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,000
You think if Trump had a near-death experience, he'd see the pearly gates?

1211
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,000
I think he'd see columns of flame.

1212
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
I think he'd smell sulfur.

1213
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Yeah, but I've got to play devil's advocate.

1214
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000
I don't see one of them seeing the gates of heaven.

1215
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Yeah.

1216
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Anyone involved?

1217
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
None of them.

1218
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Not if you're an elected politician.

1219
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah.

1220
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000
You sold your soul long ago if you're an elected politician.

1221
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000
The reason I do that is because I claim no sight.

1222
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Yeah.

1223
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Yeah.

1224
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I just...

1225
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,000
I take the position of I believe every bad thing that is said about every candidate.

1226
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Me too.

1227
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Because if one side's going to say something bad, I'll go ahead and believe it

1228
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
because then I'm going to believe the bad thing about their candidate.

1229
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Exactly.

1230
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:00,000
So I will happily listen to every bad thing about every candidate and believe it.

1231
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000
And it's pretty sad that when we come to this and we go,

1232
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,000
yeah, well, who do I vote for because they're all like crooked people?

1233
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Who do I think of these crooked people who would actually do a little bit better leading the country?

1234
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000
And that's it.

1235
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000
You can't think this guy's definitively better.

1236
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Yeah.

1237
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,000
It's like asking someone, do you want me to beat you with a nine iron

1238
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
or do you want me to beat you with a sandwich?

1239
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Yeah.

1240
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Which way do you want beat?

1241
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
It's like, can I vote none?

1242
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
I don't want to get beat anyway.

1243
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
I just want to draw a penis on the ballot.

1244
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Just fucking turn it in.

1245
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
So, okay.

1246
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Go ahead.

1247
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Should the Eagles be looking for a new head coach or quarterback?

1248
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Or both?

1249
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
I'm going to say head coach.

1250
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I think Jaylen Hurts can be salvaged.

1251
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
I think so too.

1252
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
But the head coach, I think, has got to go.

1253
01:00:50,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Gosh, I think if the Eagles made a run and then just melted down the stretch and collapsed,

1254
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
that would probably get their head coach gone.

1255
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I think so, yeah.

1256
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Yeah.

1257
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,000
I think Sirianni has not viewed that favorably anyhow

1258
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,000
because of a lot of different things that we talked about in the past, issues.

1259
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,000
I can't even remember where he came from, what his credentials are.

1260
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Where has he coached before?

1261
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000
That's a good question.

1262
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Yeah.

1263
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Yeah, I don't...

1264
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Because they had to be a reason why they decided, hey, this is our guy, we want to hire him.

1265
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000
Yeah.

1266
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Nick Sirianni, career.

1267
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:34,000
I think he's an offensive coordinator at work, too, aren't you?

1268
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
So, let's take a look here.

1269
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
The Giants, maybe?

1270
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:43,000
He previously served as offensive coordinator for the Colts from 2018 to 2020.

1271
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Oh, the Colts.

1272
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Okay.

1273
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:50,000
And as a coach of the Chargers from 2013 to, I guess, 2017.

1274
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
A coach, not head coach.

1275
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000
A coach.

1276
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,000
So, he's never been... I don't think he's been a head coach anywhere

1277
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
unless it was in college or high school.

1278
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Okay.

1279
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah, I think Jaylen Hurts has still got a lot to do in this league.

1280
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Yeah, I got to stand up because of my back.

1281
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
I'm not getting ready to leave.

1282
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:16,000
But Nick Sirianni, I think, is bad for Jaylen Hurts' career.

1283
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
He's just bad for Philly.

1284
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Yeah, I agree.

1285
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,000
I think that Hurts is digressing.

1286
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:29,000
And also, another thing that's beyond Sirianni's control is Jason Kelsey leaving.

1287
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Yes.

1288
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
That made a big difference.

1289
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
It did.

1290
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Jason Kelsey was at... he was at vulgar in the lane.

1291
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Yes.

1292
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Their running game isn't the same and their blocking isn't the same.

1293
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:44,000
That quarterback sneak that Philly did, whether the butt blast or the...

1294
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Yeah, the push is what I called it.

1295
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
The ass bang or whatever they called it.

1296
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Yeah, where they pushed the guy in front of him.

1297
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Yeah.

1298
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Yeah, the guy with the ass or the guy in front of him and grab and hang on.

1299
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Oh, anyway.

1300
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000
I'm trying to make it as homoerotic as possible.

1301
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Yeah, you have to.

1302
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000
This is an event you have to.

1303
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:09,000
So yeah, their quarterback sneak up the middle depended on Jason Kelsey because they're not doing it at all now.

1304
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
No, they can't.

1305
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
It's the one.

1306
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Whoever his replacement was, they did not do well.

1307
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
No.

1308
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Because they have no push.

1309
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000
They can't do it.

1310
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Yeah.

1311
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000
And whoever's pushing Kelsey from behind did a good job.

1312
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
Yeah.

1313
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000
And also, actually, it's kind of become the norm.

1314
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000
I see the Chiefs doing it now, too.

1315
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000
I see a lot of teams doing it.

1316
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Actually, it's brilliant if you think about it.

1317
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
It's like we're not going to try to out trick you.

1318
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
We're just going to push our guy past you.

1319
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:40,000
And I've looked at the rules on this and you can push a player from behind.

1320
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Now, you can't pick him up and throw him and you can't be in front of him pulling him.

1321
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
That's right because the Chiefs got a penalty a few games ago because they picked him up

1322
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
and put him over.

1323
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
And I was like thinking, what a bullshit call.

1324
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
I guess it is.

1325
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
Yeah.

1326
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,000
He's the ball carrier.

1327
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
You can't carry the ball carrier.

1328
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Okay.

1329
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
And you can't pull him from in front.

1330
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
I think it's against Cincinnati.

1331
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
I think so, yeah.

1332
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
And they didn't get the first down as a result.

1333
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
So, anyhow.

1334
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:14,000
So yeah, the push from behind, it's like, hell use it as long as it's not going to injure anybody.

1335
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Yeah, I mean as long as the big guy doesn't get offended, you know, turn around and punch

1336
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
it.

1337
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Yeah.

1338
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,000
So anyhow, I wouldn't want Jason Kelsey mad at me.

1339
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Oh, that reminds me of the bullet point.

1340
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Oh, okay.

1341
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Oh, go ahead.

1342
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Okay.

1343
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:38,000
It's become a lot more popular recently to try to punch the ball out instead of tackle.

1344
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Yes.

1345
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:45,000
And I have seen a number of cases where the defender will come up and just start throwing

1346
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:52,000
punches and miss the ball and hit the player in the arm and the ribs and the thigh, wherever.

1347
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:57,000
And no flag is ever thrown because they figure, oh, it's not, he's not trying to punch the

1348
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
guy.

1349
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
He's just trying to punch the ball out and he missed.

1350
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
So, here's my bullet point.

1351
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Should NFL players just start lining up and throwing fists at the ball carrier when he

1352
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000
comes near and just everybody try to punch him and say, oops, I missed.

1353
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000
I punched him right in the nuts.

1354
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Oops, I missed.

1355
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Because they're not calling it.

1356
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:21,000
And you can say, hey, I was trying to punch the ball, but he moved or I moved or I missed

1357
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
or whatever.

1358
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Just forget tackling.

1359
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Just start throwing punches.

1360
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
I've already got a theory.

1361
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Yeah.

1362
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,000
The reason nobody cares about this is because it doesn't work out, man.

1363
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,000
The guy misses a tackle.

1364
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Yeah.

1365
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,000
And he runs into the end zone.

1366
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000
They think they're going to get the ball back, but they don't.

1367
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
It's false hope.

1368
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
And the guy carrying the ball knows this.

1369
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000
He's holding the ball exactly on the opposite side.

1370
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
He's cuddling it.

1371
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
He's cradling it.

1372
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,000
And he knows.

1373
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
He's like, the ball's not getting away from me.

1374
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Let him punch all he wants.

1375
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
I know he's there.

1376
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,000
So, he might get hit a couple of times, collateral damage.

1377
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
He's going to get hit anyhow.

1378
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000
He has the pads on.

1379
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Yeah.

1380
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
They want it to keep going on.

1381
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
No one's complaining.

1382
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
They want it to keep going on.

1383
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I'm waiting.

1384
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
I hope this happens.

1385
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:12,000
You picture who's a popular running man in league wide.

1386
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Let's see.

1387
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Let's see.

1388
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:22,000
What's his name?

1389
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Yeah, well, I'll go with the Chief, okay?

1390
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Let's say Pacheco.

1391
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Yeah.

1392
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000
Or let's say Ezekiel Elliott.

1393
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,000
Okay.

1394
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,000
He's pretty popular.

1395
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Imagine the Cowboys are playing the Raiders.

1396
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,000
And Ezekiel Elliott gets the ball.

1397
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
He runs through the line.

1398
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:42,000
And here are four Raiders players who just start running down the field with them.

1399
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Nobody's trying to tackle him.

1400
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Nobody's stopping him.

1401
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000
So, the play continues.

1402
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,000
And all four of them are just throwing punches.

1403
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Just relentless throwing, punch after punch after punch, and not even trying to tackle.

1404
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,000
The NFL would have to do something at that point.

1405
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
It might get to that too.

1406
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Otherwise, it's roller derby.

1407
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Well, all it's going to take is one person thinking they hit him wrong.

1408
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
And it's going to be on.

1409
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Yeah.

1410
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Or somebody throwing a punch and breaking their hand, and they're out for six weeks.

1411
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Yeah, I agree.

1412
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,000
You know, I'm really curious to see how this plays out.

1413
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,000
But they're letting it happen so often.

1414
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,000
It's just you're throwing punches in a football game.

1415
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
And it's somehow okay.

1416
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Well, he punched the ball out.

1417
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
It's cool.

1418
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Well, they didn't ever used to do that.

1419
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Football is still cool.

1420
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Okay, right now the benefit is still for the players is still over anything else.

1421
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,000
You're not hearing anything about it because they want these guys to swing and miss at the ball.

1422
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Yeah.

1423
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000
So.

1424
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,000
I just thought it was interesting to see where this all goes.

1425
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Every time I see, you know, here's our – it used to be if you saw somebody throwing a punch,

1426
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000
flags were coming out no matter what it was.

1427
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Yeah, that's right.

1428
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Now all of a sudden they have to, oh, what kind of punch was it?

1429
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Well, yeah, yeah, and that's a great point is they've got to go, hey, was he trying to hit the ball

1430
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
or did he do it on purpose?

1431
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Oh, he's trying to hit the ball.

1432
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Okay, nothing to see here.

1433
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Then they go on.

1434
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,000
The thing against me is not even the flag is thrown.

1435
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Yeah.

1436
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Not even one person, not even one official question.

1437
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:18,000
And I've never heard the TV announcers, the play-by-play or the color guy,

1438
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:23,000
say anything about all these punches landing on players' rib cages, their backs, their arms,

1439
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
their legs, whatever.

1440
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:29,000
They're getting punched as hard as the guy can throw a punch.

1441
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,000
And it's just like not even considered, no one even mentions it.

1442
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000
It's weird.

1443
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Right now the benefit is outweighing the negative.

1444
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000
I see, yeah, I can see that.

1445
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,000
But if it ever gets to be different where it becomes a punching match,

1446
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
then you're going to see him do something differently.

1447
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Like some guy misses and gets a guy in the nuts, and he may know that he didn't mean to,

1448
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,000
but still he's going to be mad and he's going to take a shot back.

1449
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Yeah.

1450
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
The guy taking the shot back will get the penalty.

1451
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000
He will.

1452
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
So that's another deterrent too.

1453
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,000
It's like, well, if I hit him back, I'm going to get a penalty.

1454
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:06,000
And he missed me and I'm running.

1455
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
It could be a mess.

1456
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:12,000
It could turn into a big fat mess if the NFL doesn't handle it correctly.

1457
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
What it's going to take is a rivalry.

1458
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,000
It's going to take a really deep-seated hatred.

1459
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Yeah.

1460
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,000
And then somebody gets like the wind knocked out of them

1461
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:26,000
or they put out the rest of the game because they got punched so hard.

1462
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Yeah.

1463
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,000
And then people say, wait a minute, we're allowing punching now?

1464
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
Depends on how you define it and how you look at it.

1465
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,000
So yeah.

1466
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:41,000
Is Trevor Lawrence officially a bust now?

1467
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
I'll say no.

1468
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
I think he can be an okay quarterback.

1469
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,000
A bust would be kind of like you've got to get him off your team

1470
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,000
and get something for him if you can.

1471
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000
So I'm going to say no.

1472
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000
I think he can be a serviceable quarterback.

1473
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:59,000
But I think he's ripe to lose his starting job.

1474
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
I agree.

1475
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,000
I agree.

1476
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,000
I think he isn't a bust either.

1477
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Yeah.

1478
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,000
But I think that, like you said, it's going to take the right system

1479
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
and the right coach to make him that quarterback.

1480
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,000
And it's not Doug Peterson.

1481
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000
No, no.

1482
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:18,000
He won the one game and he thinks he's safe for at least a week.

1483
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
That's all he has.

1484
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,000
I bet you that's all he's looking at it too.

1485
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,000
He's like, I was still the starter.

1486
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000
And plus, they can't fire him after a win.

1487
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000
So he's going to have to lose again.

1488
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Yeah, that's right.

1489
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,000
He's going to have to lose again.

1490
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,000
And it's got to be pretty bad too.

1491
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,000
It's got to be ugly.

1492
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,000
He's got to throw like four picks and start a fight because he's so angry.

1493
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Yeah.

1494
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000
And he goes over to Doug Peterson.

1495
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000
He starts screaming in his face.

1496
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Yeah.

1497
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,000
And then there'll be the benching.

1498
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000
All right.

1499
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:52,000
And finally, Doug Peterson, worthy of another head coaching job or not?

1500
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Not in the NFL.

1501
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,000
No, I agree.

1502
01:10:54,000 --> 01:11:04,000
I think he can do fine at a college team that is not necessarily a major college institution,

1503
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000
not a major team.

1504
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:10,000
But he could go to like North Dakota State and probably have success.

1505
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,000
He could go to like Missouri Valley State or something like that.

1506
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:19,000
But I think his time in the limelight at the big program, not even done.

1507
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
I think so too.

1508
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,000
He's not going to get back with the Chiefs because he's not going to do that.

1509
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000
He's not going to digress that much.

1510
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,000
Because he's been a head coach and he won a Super Bowl as a head coach.

1511
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,000
He's not even entertaining that thought.

1512
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,000
So he's going to have to be a head coach somewhere else.

1513
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:39,000
And I think, like you said, it's going to be on the college level and maybe not necessarily Division I.

1514
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,000
Yeah.

1515
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Yeah, it's tough for him now because he's shown that this is all you're going to get.

1516
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,000
He's not building.

1517
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,000
He's not getting better.

1518
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,000
It's like he's peaked.

1519
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,000
That's right.

1520
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
And this is all you're going to get.

1521
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:56,000
So he's only going to find a job where the person he is now is all they need.

1522
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,000
I agree.

1523
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,000
And that's not many places.

1524
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,000
I agree.

1525
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Yeah.

1526
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
That's all the bullet points.

1527
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,000
Do you want to go into the top 10 worst commentators and analysts?

1528
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,000
Oh, that sounds awesome.

1529
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000
I've been looking forward to this.

1530
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,000
It's good.

1531
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,000
I read a little bit of it just to kind of catch me up.

1532
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:18,000
Number 10, they deem Stephen A. Smith as number 10.

1533
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
He comes out with some stuff.

1534
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
Definitely.

1535
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000
He really does.

1536
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Stephen A. Smith, NBA analyst, CSPN.

1537
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:30,000
He said, last night was a long night of NBA action.

1538
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:36,000
You know that it's looming like a girl with linebacker shoulders waiting for you outside the classroom

1539
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:40,000
at your last class of the day.

1540
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:43,000
A girl with linebacker shoulders?

1541
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,000
Waiting for you.

1542
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:53,000
He's insinuating like the girl can't get another, she's trying to like grab you and.

1543
01:12:53,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Yeah, was he saying that's your girlfriend waiting for you or is she saying that some like very strong groupie type girl is going to beat you up?

1544
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Yeah, I think it's like a groupie.

1545
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,000
This girl's going to try to manhandle me, I guess.

1546
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,000
That really doesn't make a lot of sense.

1547
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000
I wonder what he was trying to say.

1548
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000
He goes on, he goes on.

1549
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:30,000
They are at some point going to do Stephen A. Smith and you'll be subject to listen to his nasally voice make outlandish judgments about anything from the state of the game to who shouldn't be tweeting.

1550
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:35,000
So, okay, the first part of it I couldn't understand the second part he's making parody of himself.

1551
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,000
Yeah.

1552
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000
Odd.

1553
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:46,000
Yeah, really, first part of it threw it off so bad, whatever he meant he missed it so bad, it didn't matter what he recovered from.

1554
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Yeah, no.

1555
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000
That was just done.

1556
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000
Clone glitching.

1557
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,000
Number nine.

1558
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,000
What'd you call it?

1559
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
Clone glitching.

1560
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000
He's a replacement clone.

1561
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Yeah, yeah, and he's like that, that, that.

1562
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,000
He was probably getting an update from Skynet when he said that.

1563
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,000
And he got the, he got the words and names mixed up.

1564
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Yes.

1565
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:13,000
It's like in that movie I, Robot when the robots were getting an update their little light would turn red.

1566
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

1567
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,000
That was Stephen A. Smith.

1568
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:21,000
The linebacker was in another sentence and the girl was in another sentence and he got to jump it up.

1569
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

1570
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Number nine is Marcus Allen.

1571
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,000
Remember him?

1572
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,000
Oh my gosh, he never had much to say, did he?

1573
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000
If it was, it was surly.

1574
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,000
He could play, but yeah, good thing he's not a broadcaster.

1575
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000
Yes.

1576
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Marcus Allen, college football analyst, Fox Sports Net.

1577
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:46,000
A great running back in both college and the NFL, Marcus should have perhaps kept his craft reserved to his talent.

1578
01:14:46,000 --> 01:15:01,000
But behind a microphone not being one of them, his non-invigorating, like you said, elitist attitude would be, this is not him saying this of course, would be enough in itself to get him ranked on the list.

1579
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:06,000
But it is one incident in particular that landed the Heisman winner on this list.

1580
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Can't wait.

1581
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
Yeah.

1582
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,000
I had to do the pre so you know.

1583
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000
Okay.

1584
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:26,000
During an in-between game segment of the 2011 season analyzing who should be playing for the BCS National Championship, Allen's co-host, Kevin Fraser, asked who should play against number one LSU.

1585
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Fraser suggested that the country did not want to see a game between two SEC schools and that Oklahoma State or Stanford would be a great matchup.

1586
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Marcus was quick to unemotional with his response that it should be the two top ranked teams, LSU and Alabama.

1587
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:55,000
When Fraser proposed to Allen that the game might be frowned upon by fans, Marcus brought up that he was the analyst for a reason.

1588
01:15:55,000 --> 01:16:04,000
And then asked Fraser if he'd ever been, oh damn it, I knew I was going to do this, if he'd ever won a Heisman trophy.

1589
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000
Wow.

1590
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:08,000
What followed was several seconds of uncomfortable silence.

1591
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:12,000
Fraser gathered his wits and attempted to move on.

1592
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,000
That was.

1593
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,000
That's.

1594
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Snobbery like we're saying.

1595
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
That's super immature.

1596
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Why do you think I'm an analyst?

1597
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
Have you ever won a Heisman?

1598
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,000
I'm really embarrassed for him now.

1599
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Yeah.

1600
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000
Oh my gosh.

1601
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000
Yep.

1602
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,000
This one I'm not going to read the preface of what they say.

1603
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,000
Okay.

1604
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,000
This is number eight Bill Walton.

1605
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,000
Famous basketball player.

1606
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:42,000
And I remember he wasn't the best.

1607
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,000
Okay.

1608
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,000
Some of Bill's mangled quotes include this.

1609
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:55,000
If Eric Patlosky continues playing at this level, he's going to replace Jerry West on the NBA logo.

1610
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,000
That's not.

1611
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Yeah.

1612
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,000
You got it right.

1613
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,000
Who?

1614
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,000
That's not even who's the logo.

1615
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000
No, I know.

1616
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,000
What is it?

1617
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Do you think it changes every year?

1618
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,000
I guess.

1619
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,000
Oh, wow.

1620
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:16,000
That was like the time Conrad Dobler.

1621
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,000
Oh, God.

1622
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,000
Was doing a sports talk in KC.

1623
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,000
He was moving.

1624
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
They were talking about the NBA draft coming up, which only has two rounds.

1625
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:28,000
And somebody called in and asked where he thought a certain player would go.

1626
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:32,000
And he said, oh, probably third round or lower.

1627
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:36,000
It's like, dude, research your job.

1628
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,000
Don Furchin was better than him.

1629
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,000
Yeah.

1630
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,000
And that's not.

1631
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,000
That's not saying a lot.

1632
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000
No, it isn't.

1633
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,000
The next quote, John Stockton is one of the true marvels.

1634
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:54,000
Not just a basketball, basketball, but in America, but in the history of Western civilization.

1635
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000
In the history of.

1636
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,000
Yes, a Western civilization.

1637
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Oh, my God.

1638
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000
This is entertainment.

1639
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,000
This is not even really sports.

1640
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,000
It's entertainment.

1641
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Yeah.

1642
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,000
It's like you don't know where people get this from.

1643
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,000
Marcus Allen was such a snide.

1644
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,000
What would you call it?

1645
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Arrogant response.

1646
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,000
Yeah.

1647
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,000
And then a lot of them were just dumb like this one right here.

1648
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:28,000
It's like they're trying to kiss their careers ass and try to make everyone think that it's super important.

1649
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000
Yeah.

1650
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,000
Yeah.

1651
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:38,000
Next one on the bill that Bill Walton said, Amari Studemeier, winner of the genetic lottery.

1652
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000
That's a pretty insulting thing to say.

1653
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,000
Exactly.

1654
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:47,000
Discounting all of the effort, practice, the drive to say, oh, he was born that way.

1655
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,000
Studemeier, I would have went up there and Will Smithed him.

1656
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,000
No kidding.

1657
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:58,000
Keep my name out of your mouth, bitch.

1658
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Oh, you mentioned Howard Stern earlier.

1659
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:05,000
I saw a photo of him all dressed up for one of Diddy's white parties.

1660
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Yeah.

1661
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000
Of course.

1662
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Not everybody who went to Diddy's white parties stuck around for the big sex orgy afterwards, but a lot of them did.

1663
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,000
Chances are he knew something about it.

1664
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000
Yeah.

1665
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Yeah.

1666
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,000
I mean, Ashton Kutcher.

1667
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,000
Allegedly.

1668
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,000
Yeah.

1669
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:27,000
Ashton Kutcher has admitted he's been to some of those freaky parties and he just said, I can't talk about it.

1670
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,000
Oh, boy.

1671
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000
Oh, boy.

1672
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:37,000
I'm just saying everybody, anybody who is photographed wearing all white standing next to P. Diddy is going to really regret it.

1673
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:41,000
Because you're under suspicion.

1674
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000
Yeah.

1675
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,000
I'm for the prosecutor.

1676
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,000
I mean, of course I should be, but here's why I'm saying this.

1677
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:54,000
He wants to get anyone that knew about it and was complacent did not tell, knew about it and hid information.

1678
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,000
He wants to go after all of them and I agree with him 100%.

1679
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Yeah.

1680
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:02,000
If you know something like this about somebody, I don't care who they are, you report it.

1681
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,000
50 Cent has been really on top of this.

1682
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:10,000
He's hated Diddy for years and he's been gathering information on Diddy for years.

1683
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:15,000
And he already has a documentary out on Netflix called Did He Do It?

1684
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,000
I would have said, isn't a lot about, about Tupac's murder?

1685
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,000
I think so.

1686
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,000
I haven't watched it yet.

1687
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,000
Yeah, I think some of it was about that because they linked it to Diddy, I guess.

1688
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,000
Yeah, he's long been suspected as having something to do with it.

1689
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,000
Yeah.

1690
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,000
So.

1691
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000
We will see what happens.

1692
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,000
Yeah, we will.

1693
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:39,000
OK, I'm going to go ahead and say the preface to this because it's about Dennis Miller and it's really good.

1694
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,000
The move was a train wreck from the start.

1695
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:45,000
The real victim as a situation was veteran announcer Al Michaels.

1696
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:51,000
We had to endure the half-hearted stick of the guy who was totally washed up in the comedic scene.

1697
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,000
Yeah, that was so stupid.

1698
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:57,000
Yeah, I mean, that's all true and it gives you kind of the just of what's going to come up here.

1699
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:02,000
If you remember Dennis Miller, he tried to be intellectual.

1700
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:06,000
Yeah, he was trying to be Jon Stewart before there was Jon Stewart.

1701
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,000
Yeah, but he couldn't do it.

1702
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,000
Failed miserably.

1703
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,000
Yeah, he could not connect the dots.

1704
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,000
No.

1705
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:17,000
He'd say something and it wouldn't make sense intellectually or towards football.

1706
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,000
Yeah.

1707
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:23,000
Miller's relaxed and know-it-all attitude was enough to make anyone just want to pull their hair out.

1708
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:31,000
I oftentimes wondered if Miller was more concerned about the game or which local bar was going to try and woo some 20-year-old girl at the show.

1709
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,000
This is what they say.

1710
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000
Yeah.

1711
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,000
OK.

1712
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,000
He was apparently into the legal age but very young women.

1713
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,000
Yeah.

1714
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,000
Yeah.

1715
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,000
OK, you know what?

1716
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
It doesn't say any of the quotes here.

1717
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:51,000
I don't know why I didn't go into it, but he said Miller ends up at number seven so that we never forget.

1718
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,000
I could look them up.

1719
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,000
You know what?

1720
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,000
There's probably so many that they couldn't pick one out.

1721
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,000
Next Sports Bastards.

1722
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,000
I'm going to go into Dennis Miller quotes.

1723
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,000
I remember watching some of those Monday Night Football games.

1724
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:07,000
It was like, God, this guy's a moron.

1725
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,000
And then they'd show him.

1726
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,000
They had the scene, the other show, the announcer's in the booth.

1727
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:17,000
And the look on his face made you just kind of want to hit him.

1728
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,000
Yeah.

1729
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,000
Yes.

1730
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,000
Because I'm not the kind to hit anybody.

1731
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,000
No, me neither.

1732
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:26,000
That look on his face is like you wanted to push a pizza into his face.

1733
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,000
Yes, the smug, no way to look.

1734
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,000
Or a cream pie or something.

1735
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:32,000
Yeah, I agree.

1736
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,000
I always thought the guy was an idiot and I still do.

1737
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:36,000
Yeah.

1738
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,000
All right.

1739
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:44,000
So Dick Vitell is number six and it says this right here.

1740
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:50,000
And I mean, I don't quite agree with this, but anyhow, I thought he brought a lot of excitement to the game.

1741
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,000
Yeah, a lot of people thought he was pretty fun.

1742
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,000
Yeah.

1743
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,000
What they're bitching about is him sucking up to Duke fans.

1744
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Oh, yeah.

1745
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:02,000
He said that Duke makes a game nearly unbearable to listen to at times.

1746
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:06,000
So anyhow, it doesn't give any examples either.

1747
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,000
But I remember that.

1748
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:12,000
If Duke was anywhere nearby, he'd be talking about them.

1749
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:16,000
And even if Duke wasn't playing, he was talking about Duke.

1750
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,000
Yeah.

1751
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,000
Number five is Jim Rome.

1752
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,000
Oh, gosh.

1753
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,000
I imagine he said some pretty stupid things.

1754
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,000
I'll read into this a little bit.

1755
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,000
I'll think everyone gave a shit about Dickie V.

1756
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,000
Yeah.

1757
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,000
But anyway, he wasn't strong enough candidate.

1758
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Now, Jim Rome is a strong candidate.

1759
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,000
He's very prolific and he says a lot of things.

1760
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:40,000
As a viewer on ESPN, I realize I can't fully grasp what drives Jim and his motivations for his show.

1761
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:45,000
But what comes across is that he's a little man syndrome.

1762
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:52,000
I've heard that about, wasn't it Tim Grunhard that said he used to puff out his little bird chest every time he's in the locker room?

1763
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,000
Yes.

1764
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,000
Yes.

1765
01:23:55,000 --> 01:24:03,000
The guy that hides behind a goatee, he'll never shave while delivering the heart-hitting monotone robot sound.

1766
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Does he have no hard time reading cue cards or is he trying to do his best impression of William Shatner?

1767
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:15,000
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

1768
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,000
That one stung.

1769
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,000
Only Jim knows, it says.

1770
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:27,000
Eddie Allen, okay, on a side note, Shaquille O'Neal challenged Rome to a boxing match in August of 2010.

1771
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:32,000
O'Neal even offered to donate the entire NBA salary to charity if Rome won.

1772
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:38,000
Sadly, no word out of Jim Rome camp to this day.

1773
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:43,000
So, Eddie Allen, and then it goes on. I'm sure he's been pumping up in the gym.

1774
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,000
I've got a Jim Rome story.

1775
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,000
Okay.

1776
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,000
I used to listen to his show.

1777
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,000
Uh-huh.

1778
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:53,000
I don't remember what decade this was.

1779
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:58,000
But he was having, I don't know if it was the Smack Off or not,

1780
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:04,000
but it was definitely one of those things where it was the section of the show where he wanted you to come up and have what he would call a strong take.

1781
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,000
Uh-huh.

1782
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,000
So, Willie from KC called him.

1783
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,000
He was one of the best.

1784
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,000
Yeah.

1785
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,000
He used to sing at Pesaro Bell.

1786
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,000
Yeah.

1787
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:16,000
Eddie Allen, go ahead.

1788
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:24,000
He made, this was right after the serious allegations came out about Michael Jackson being a pedophile.

1789
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:34,000
So, he worked into the conversation something about this team needs to be like Michael Jackson and pull out of whatever kid they're in,

1790
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:39,000
and Jim Rome cut him off right there, and then just reamed him and said,

1791
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:46,000
Nope, never, you're banned forever, banned for life, blah, blah, blah, blah, and just really roasted him.

1792
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:53,000
And Willie from KC got on the local radio station here in town and said,

1793
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:59,000
When I called up, I had to give my whole take to the producer, the guy that answers the phone.

1794
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,000
Everybody does.

1795
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,000
So, he knew exactly what I was going to say.

1796
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,000
And then he ran.

1797
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,000
And he put me on with Jim Rome anyway.

1798
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:10,000
He knew exactly what he was going to say and knew exactly when to cut him off.

1799
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:15,000
Jim Rome intentionally let that go out over the air and then pretended to be outraged.

1800
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:18,000
Yeah, he goes, Oh, that's going to get you right off the show, Willie.

1801
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,000
Yeah.

1802
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,000
And he pretended he was actually furious.

1803
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,000
I can't believe you do that, select something to me.

1804
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,000
I trusted you.

1805
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,000
Pandering to his, yeah.

1806
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,000
But he absolutely knew that was coming.

1807
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:37,000
And then like three weeks later, Willie and KC called in again to try to apologize.

1808
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000
And he called in and talked to the producer.

1809
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,000
And the producer said, you know, let me hear what you got.

1810
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,000
And he said, All right, that's a great apology, great take.

1811
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,000
You know, let's go with it.

1812
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,000
And then he signaled Rome.

1813
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:54,000
And Rome was, had every intention of shutting the guy down.

1814
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,000
So, he answered the call.

1815
01:26:56,000 --> 01:27:02,000
Willie started to talk and then he cut him off after about three words and said, Nope, you're still banned for life.

1816
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,000
I hate you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1817
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:07,000
So, they set this guy up twice.

1818
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,000
That's Jim Rome.

1819
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,000
I'm glad that he went on there.

1820
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,000
Did he go on 810?

1821
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,000
Yeah.

1822
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,000
OK, good.

1823
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:16,000
He went on 810 and said, Man, they knew exactly what I was going to say.

1824
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:20,000
And they let me say it before they cut, because there's a second, seven second delay.

1825
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,000
Yeah.

1826
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,000
Yeah.

1827
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,000
Because you always hear the people.

1828
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:27,000
You go zoom and then you can hear Rome's show in the background from seven seconds ago.

1829
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:30,000
And you know the guy's listening to his radio instead of the phone.

1830
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,000
Yeah, and that's what they always say, turn your radio down.

1831
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:39,000
So, even if Rome, for some reason, didn't know it was coming, he still had seven seconds to cut him off.

1832
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,000
And he didn't.

1833
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:44,000
He let it go out on the air intentionally and never got any flak for it.

1834
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,000
So, I mean, at that point, I gave up on Rome.

1835
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,000
It's like, yeah, this guy ain't worth it.

1836
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,000
To me, he got too predictable.

1837
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,000
Really?

1838
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:53,000
Yeah, really predictable.

1839
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:56,000
The format was exactly the same every day.

1840
01:27:56,000 --> 01:28:02,000
His same, what he says, how he acts.

1841
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:06,000
It's like the same show over and over and over.

1842
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,000
Yeah.

1843
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,000
It's like watching the same episode, not the same show.

1844
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,000
Yes, the same rerun.

1845
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,000
Yeah, the same rerun of MASH every day.

1846
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,000
Yeah.

1847
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,000
I remember a lot of the guys at work were talking about him.

1848
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:20,000
They were so cool and they loved the smack off and all that.

1849
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,000
It was all fake, right?

1850
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,000
Yeah, I asked, you know, did you listen?

1851
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000
They're like, oh, no, I don't listen to him.

1852
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,000
So they liked him and they talked him up and they thought everything he did was cool,

1853
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:30,000
but they didn't even listen to him.

1854
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,000
Oh, yeah.

1855
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,000
Well, I mean, he still does well, but he's not nearly what he used to be.

1856
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,000
And part of that is, a lot of it is that.

1857
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:41,000
People have like, look, it's not even real anyhow, but it's the same shit.

1858
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,000
Yeah.

1859
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:46,000
He had his moment where he peaked, and then we all learned that that was all he ever had.

1860
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,000
And that was all he was going to be for the rest of his life.

1861
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
So it's like, yeah, we're kind of tired of that.

1862
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,000
Yeah, I think everybody, yeah.

1863
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,000
And then the clones and all that stuff.

1864
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,000
Oh, that's right, the clones.

1865
01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:01,000
Okay, Tim McCarver's number four.

1866
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:06,000
A good commentator will rely the action of the game to you,

1867
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:10,000
oftentimes from an angle that makes you feel like you're part of the event.

1868
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:15,000
McCarver, however, is the captain of insinuation.

1869
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:18,000
Sorry, my printer is like, okay.

1870
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,000
He is the captain of insinuation.

1871
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:24,000
What the manager is telling the pitcher on the mound right now,

1872
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:28,000
and what player X is thinking about right now is,

1873
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:33,000
are all a part of his terrible attempts to create something that does not exist.

1874
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:39,000
Perhaps the most memorable of these moments were the one that came with immediate justification on the air.

1875
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:44,000
During the 1992 Major League playoffs, McCarver began to criticize Deon Sanders

1876
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:49,000
while he was at the plate for playing both in both that game and the NFL game.

1877
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,000
Oh, yeah.

1878
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,000
Yeah, I remember when he did that and then the game, the baseball game, the same day.

1879
01:29:54,000 --> 01:30:01,000
After the game was over, McCarver was in the clubhouse of the National League Championship Atlanta Braves conducting interviews.

1880
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:09,000
And after hearing the McCarvers criticism, Deon dumped not one, not two, but three buckets of water on McCarver's head.

1881
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,000
I remember that.

1882
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,000
I do too.

1883
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:15,000
McCarver screamed out, you're a real man, Deon, I'll say that.

1884
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:21,000
McCarver's criticism hasn't stopped there.

1885
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:27,000
Taking heat for comparing Joe Torre's coach to how Nazi Germany treated his generals.

1886
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,000
Tim was forced to apologize.

1887
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,000
So Tim McCarver could have gotten number one.

1888
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,000
Oh, yeah.

1889
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000
Oh, here's the next one I love.

1890
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,000
Remember Mr. Dan Fouts?

1891
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,000
Oh, yes.

1892
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,000
Boy, he was a disaster, wasn't he?

1893
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,000
It was fun to watch play, but in the booth he wasn't nothing.

1894
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:46,000
Nothing else, that was it.

1895
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,000
Yeah.

1896
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:51,000
OK, Dan Fouts, NFL color commentator, CBS Sports.

1897
01:30:51,000 --> 01:31:02,000
It's great to have a form of players calling the games as they do introduce a lot of insight as to what is happening on the field, as well as certain situations that they're familiar with.

1898
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:14,000
What you get with Dan Fouts, on the other hand, is a self-glorification session in which he is in a constant state of comparing what just happened to a throw he made in 1979.

1899
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,000
And I do remember him doing that.

1900
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,000
Oh, yeah.

1901
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:17,000
Yeah.

1902
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:18,000
Yeah.

1903
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,000
It's like anything that you've done, you can do, I've done it better than I did it before.

1904
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,000
Yeah, and he'll make it better.

1905
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,000
Yeah.

1906
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,000
It doesn't matter.

1907
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,000
I've forgotten all about that.

1908
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,000
I did too.

1909
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:34,000
After bouncing around and not giving it up, Fouts is now the number three NFL commentating team on CBS with Iain Eagle.

1910
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,000
Oh, wow, I didn't know he's still working.

1911
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,000
I think he is, I don't know.

1912
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:53,000
He does deliver valid points and stats to fill, to fit his arguments, but his constant groaning on about his playing career makes him unbearable to listen to and fits in number three as this countdown as well.

1913
01:31:53,000 --> 01:32:03,000
Now, if we wanted to be the Chargers color commentator guy right after we retired, that would have been a receptive audience to all of the stuff he had done in the past.

1914
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,000
But nobody else wants to hear it.

1915
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,000
Not now anyway.

1916
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,000
I obviously need some more ink.

1917
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,000
Number two didn't come out at all.

1918
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:14,000
So I don't know who number two is.

1919
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:17,000
Number one, Trev Alberts.

1920
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,000
Remember him?

1921
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,000
Oh, yeah.

1922
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:24,000
Mr. Crossdresser was it or something like that?

1923
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,000
Oh, gosh, I remember that.

1924
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:29,000
Yeah, he was like something.

1925
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:33,000
He was into like some really fucking odd shit.

1926
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:37,000
I guess he called somebody or something and they got the tapes.

1927
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,000
Wasn't that it or something like that?

1928
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,000
That's starting to ring a bell.

1929
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:42,000
Oh, no, no, Marv Alberts.

1930
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:45,000
Who's Trev Alberts?

1931
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,000
I don't know.

1932
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:49,000
But yeah, Marv Alberts is a different guy.

1933
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:55,000
Yeah, Marv Alberts is a basketball commentator and he was a real filthy.

1934
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:58,000
OK, number one, Trev Alberts.

1935
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:01,000
Oh, Trev Alberts, college football analyst, ESPN.

1936
01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:03,000
All right.

1937
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:11,000
I guess he is a really Nebraska homer because they said Nebraska 10 times.

1938
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,000
Hey, you know, we went to Nebraska.

1939
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,000
Yeah.

1940
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,000
That's what they say here, the ultimate delusional homer.

1941
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:22,000
He couldn't mention Big 12 Sports without him throwing in his opinion about where Nebraska fit in.

1942
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:31,000
With it after being fired by ESPN in 2005, Alberts continued to harass the sports field public with jobs at TNT and CBS.

1943
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:40,000
After failure overtook him on that level, the University of Nebraska Omaha made a decision they would soon regret by hiring him as their athletics director.

1944
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,000
Oh.

1945
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,000
Yeah.

1946
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,000
Oh.

1947
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:55,000
In March of 2011, the University of Nebraska Omaha's regrets approved an awful measure from Alberts who axed their football and wrestling programs.

1948
01:33:55,000 --> 01:34:07,000
The two programs in which they won their most recent national championships, Alberts' reason was to rejoin the Summit League of Division I.

1949
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,000
Gosh.

1950
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,000
Yeah.

1951
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,000
It doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.

1952
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:16,000
Yeah. Remember how, you know what, it's given their opinion on it and I don't need to read it?

1953
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,000
Yeah.

1954
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,000
It went into King Midas.

1955
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,000
So I ran them.

1956
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:23,000
Isn't that what he used to say?

1957
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:24,000
They got run.

1958
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:25,000
They got run.

1959
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:28,000
Yeah.

1960
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,000
Yeah, Trev Alberts, I don't remember him, do you?

1961
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,000
No, not really.

1962
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:37,000
I mean, most of the college games I remember Keith Jackson a lot.

1963
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:40,000
Keith Jackson's on there a lot.

1964
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,000
Yeah.

1965
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:44,000
I think, can Kevin Harlan do some college games?

1966
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:47,000
He did before the Chiefs.

1967
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000
Yeah.

1968
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:51,000
And then he went on to national where he's fantastic.

1969
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,000
Yeah.

1970
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,000
I would call him the best.

1971
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:54,000
Yeah.

1972
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,000
I mean, I'll always listen to Kevin Harlan.

1973
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,000
He is, yeah, he's amazing.

1974
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,000
And he's a Kansas City fan.

1975
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,000
He has no buts about him.

1976
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,000
Yeah.

1977
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,000
I love it.

1978
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,000
Yeah.

1979
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,000
He hasn't forgot us.

1980
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:11,000
And his father was in the Green Bay Packers organization.

1981
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,000
So he likes the Packers too.

1982
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:15,000
Yeah, he likes the Packers.

1983
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:16,000
Mitch Holtz.

1984
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,000
Yeah.

1985
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:21,000
Some of his quotes are just insanely good.

1986
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:22,000
Yeah.

1987
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,000
He can connect the dots no matter where the dots are.

1988
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:31,000
I mean, he is a sign of an announcer that can make everything an analogy that makes

1989
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:36,000
perfect sense that has nothing to do with anything.

1990
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,000
Teddy Al.

1991
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:40,000
We've been lucky with good sports announcers here in town.

1992
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,000
We have.

1993
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,000
Len Dawson, Kevin Harlan, Mitch Holtz.

1994
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:43,000
Oh, Len Dawson was the best.

1995
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:44,000
Oh, yeah.

1996
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:48,000
Len Dawson never patted himself on the back, never talked about his playing days.

1997
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:51,000
He always talked about what should have been done.

1998
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:58,000
The most unprofessional I ever saw Len Dawson get on the radio was when the Chiefs were

1999
01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:04,000
just doing horribly and he was starting to get angry and call them out for how badly

2000
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,000
they were playing.

2001
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,000
And you know what?

2002
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:09,000
I remember that and I loved it.

2003
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:10,000
Yeah, I did too.

2004
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,000
I thought they needed it.

2005
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:13,000
It's like, you go Lenny, you tell them.

2006
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:16,000
He wanted the team to win and he was angry.

2007
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,000
Yeah.

2008
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:22,000
And I remember just like, you could hear, remember how one of the Fox would play their

2009
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:24,000
sound when a flag was thrown?

2010
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:25,000
Yeah.

2011
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:29,000
And you would hear Len Dawson go, and then that flag sound would go.

2012
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:32,000
He's like, oh, he saw the flag and he's so disgusted.

2013
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:37,000
Then they have that disruptive sound.

2014
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,000
And then you would hear, oh, shit, not Mitch Holtz.

2015
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:43,000
Who's the other guy?

2016
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,000
It's Bill Grigsby for a while.

2017
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:48,000
Yeah, but now it's, he used to be a player.

2018
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,000
Oh.

2019
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:50,000
I can't think of his name.

2020
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:53,000
He might have been a long snapper or something.

2021
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,000
Ed, there he goes.

2022
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,000
Or Gretz.

2023
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:57,000
No, it was Ed.

2024
01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:59,000
Has been Gretz.

2025
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:02,000
Yeah, has been Gretz.

2026
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:04,000
Damn it, there you go.

2027
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:07,000
Oh, and another penalty.

2028
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:10,000
Yeah, who was that guy?

2029
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,000
We'll have to look.

2030
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:15,000
Because you knew it was against the Chiefs because you'd hear Lenny go, ugh.

2031
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,000
Yeah.

2032
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:19,000
And then you hear the, oh, another penalty.

2033
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,000
And you'd be like, oh, shit, holding.

2034
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,000
Yeah.

2035
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:26,000
And sometimes you'd really call him out, like, this is something you work out in training camp.

2036
01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:27,000
Yes.

2037
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,000
And we're well into the season and this is still a problem.

2038
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,000
That's just ridiculous.

2039
01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:33,000
Yes.

2040
01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:37,000
Man, you can never say anything like that, especially on a national broadcast now.

2041
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,000
No.

2042
01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,000
Because it's the NFL policy.

2043
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,000
Everything has to be positive, good.

2044
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,000
Everyone's great.

2045
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,000
Everyone's awesome.

2046
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:44,000
I'll go step further.

2047
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,000
You can't say bad things about people.

2048
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:48,000
When inside the NFL, got rid of Lenny and I forgot who was it.

2049
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,000
Nick Monacani.

2050
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,000
Yeah, it was never the same.

2051
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,000
No, I quit watching it.

2052
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:56,000
I love Monacani and Lenny both together.

2053
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:59,000
They had so much knowledge of the game.

2054
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:00,000
And the origins of the game.

2055
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,000
And the origins of the game.

2056
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,000
Yeah.

2057
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:04,000
That it brought so much spice to that.

2058
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:06,000
I mean, they weren't a sports network.

2059
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:11,000
And they were actually, you know, they weren't in all parts of the country, even HBO at the time.

2060
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:12,000
Yeah, that's true.

2061
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:14,000
They weren't really anything around here.

2062
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:17,000
But they brought legitimacy to HBO.

2063
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:18,000
Yeah, they really did.

2064
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,000
Yeah.

2065
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:20,000
I used to, it was weird.

2066
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:22,000
HBO really got into sports in a big way.

2067
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:24,000
They had tennis tournaments every year.

2068
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,000
Oh, yeah.

2069
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:30,000
And I used to call up the cable companies like, this is home box office, movies.

2070
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:32,000
Why are they showing tennis?

2071
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:37,000
And I was asking them, can you just turn off HBO for this time while they're playing tennis or substitute in a different channel?

2072
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,000
Yeah, something, yeah.

2073
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:39,000
Because I want movies.

2074
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,000
Well, if you want movies, why not have this channel?

2075
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:46,000
It's like, because I still want some of the programs that are on HBO.

2076
01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:47,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

2077
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,000
Yeah.

2078
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:53,000
It was just like DirecTV when they had their spat with Disney and they were sending them to other TV outlets.

2079
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:54,000
Yeah.

2080
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:59,000
And then I think someone probably saw that and said, no, get this settled.

2081
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,000
And they did.

2082
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,000
Yeah.

2083
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:06,000
As soon as I was getting ready to get my $30 credit and that thing, the FUBU or whatever, FUBU or whatever that is.

2084
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,000
Yeah.

2085
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:09,000
That's the one they suggest you go into.

2086
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,000
They probably owned it.

2087
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:11,000
I don't know.

2088
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:14,000
But they said, yeah, you go here and get their free trials, what they said.

2089
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:18,000
I'm like, you send them to another service and get a free trial.

2090
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:19,000
That's weird.

2091
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:20,000
Yeah.

2092
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:22,000
And then it wasn't like a day after that.

2093
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:24,000
And all of a sudden it's like, oh, they got it settled.

2094
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,000
Yeah.

2095
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:26,000
Go ahead.

2096
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,000
What now?

2097
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:32,000
There was a time when Dish Network was fighting with one of our local channels.

2098
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:40,000
And, you know, I think it was whichever channel that the chiefs were going to be on because it was coming up on football season.

2099
01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:41,000
CBS, CBS probably.

2100
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,000
Yeah.

2101
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,000
So they weren't fighting with CBS.

2102
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:47,000
They were fighting with Channel 5 here in town.

2103
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:48,000
Oh, OK.

2104
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,000
Yeah.

2105
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:50,000
They do that like Fox 4.

2106
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:51,000
They had a big fight with them.

2107
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:56,000
So they took Channel 5 off the air, off there because they couldn't reach an agreement.

2108
01:39:56,000 --> 01:40:09,000
And in its place, they ran an infomercial saying, if you want, call us up and we'll bring out an over the air antenna and you can get all your local stations over the air.

2109
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,000
I remember that.

2110
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:13,000
And integrate seamlessly with your dish equipment.

2111
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:14,000
And I did that.

2112
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:16,000
And I've got an antenna on top of my house.

2113
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,000
And you canceled them, didn't you?

2114
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:19,000
No, I kept Dish.

2115
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:24,000
But now when they fight with one of the local channels, I just go to the on the air version.

2116
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:25,000
That's excellent.

2117
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,000
What a great idea.

2118
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:33,000
Or when Dish is having problems or, you know, weather blackouts or whatever, just go to the on the air channel.

2119
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:34,000
No problem.

2120
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:35,000
Great idea.

2121
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:36,000
Yeah.

2122
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:40,000
One time this was Direct TV, I do believe, and this back in the 90s.

2123
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:44,000
They were having a squabble with, I think, NBC.

2124
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:49,000
If I remember correctly, if it wasn't as CBS, ABC or somebody.

2125
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:56,000
And anyhow, they forgot that you could still DVR any show.

2126
01:40:56,000 --> 01:41:00,000
But if you went to it live, it just beat nothing.

2127
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:01,000
Oh.

2128
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:06,000
Because I remember looking at it and I go, wait a minute, that's on ABC.

2129
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:09,000
How come it captured it last night?

2130
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:10,000
That's right.

2131
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:12,000
It would block it from showing on your screen.

2132
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:13,000
Yeah.

2133
01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:14,000
But your DVR would still see it.

2134
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:15,000
And so you could record it.

2135
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:17,000
You could watch local news on there.

2136
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:19,000
Well, you could later.

2137
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:23,000
But the thing is, I'm like, they don't even realize what they're doing here.

2138
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:28,000
And I'm pretty sure probably NBC or whatever caught up with it.

2139
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:31,000
They had to pay them for that, I would think.

2140
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,000
But that was funny.

2141
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:36,000
It was like, I'm pretty sure they didn't know about it.

2142
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:41,000
Because it ended pretty quickly after that and they got them back on the channels.

2143
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:46,000
Or maybe quite possibly they couldn't, I don't know, maybe they couldn't change it somehow.

2144
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,000
I don't know.

2145
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:48,000
Yeah.

2146
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:52,000
There's always complicated contracts involved and plus regulations with the FCC.

2147
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:56,000
I was under the assumption they just forgot about that aspect of it.

2148
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:58,000
I don't know.

2149
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,000
Anyhow.

2150
01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:00,000
All right.

2151
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:01,000
I've got stuff I've got to do.

2152
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,000
So we're going to shut this thing down.

2153
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:06,000
We're coming up on the hour and 42 minute mark.

2154
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:07,000
You know what?

2155
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,000
It's free.

2156
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:09,000
They got their money's worth.

2157
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:12,000
You can't say we don't provide you with quantity.

2158
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:14,000
We definitely give you quantity.

2159
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:16,000
We're not talking anything about quality.

2160
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,000
We're just talking about the amount of.

2161
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,000
Yes.

2162
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:22,000
So anyhow, I've also got to get some bathroom.

2163
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:25,000
So while Mark goes and pees, I'm going to turn this off.

2164
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:27,000
So this means bye fuckers.

2165
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:28,000
Bye.

2166
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:31,000
Did you really sit down and listen to all that garbage that was being.

2167
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:34,000
Do you actually believe one inch of it?

2168
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:36,000
I didn't think so.

2169
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,000
Hang out.

2170
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:59,000
Bye.

