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00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:12,560 We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers. 28 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,560 We have imposed apocalypse lights. 29 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:25,560 Make sure and have plenty of rope, strong threaded durable rope with a rating of 400 30 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,680 pounds or greater. 31 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:32,360 You need to know basic knots so you can go to the library and download the Boy Scouts 32 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:38,660 Handbook and have a reference to slip knots and other essential rope tricks. 33 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:43,200 Rope can be used in traps to catch food or would be predators. 34 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:48,720 Rope is a key ingredient in post apocalypse survival. 35 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:55,080 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 36 00:02:55,080 --> 00:03:01,640 What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 37 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:10,640 I may never know. 38 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:17,120 Guess what? 39 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,240 Earth gets a second moon this year. 40 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:24,160 This is actually an asteroid that will be pulled into orbit. 41 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:29,080 The asteroid is horseshoe shaped and will be visible for around 58 days. 42 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,000 This will start in a couple of weeks. 43 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,520 How about a buy one get one free moon pie? 44 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:41,240 It could be cooler than two moons. 45 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,280 Ok I keep hearing about this dead butt syndrome. 46 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,360 Sounds odd enough, but is it actually a medical condition? 47 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,320 Well, I guess it is. 48 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,760 What happens is sitting for long periods of time can cause glute muscles to weaken and 49 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,280 flexors to over tighten. 50 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,680 This can lead to dead butt syndrome, in which the muscles and joints are working inefficiently 51 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:10,600 making other muscles in areas of the body overcompensate. 52 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:16,180 So driving into work today, I think there is another syndrome. 53 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:20,540 This would be called, I'm pretty sure, dead brain syndrome. 54 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:25,160 Catch it at every stop light in America. 55 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:31,300 And now, in the because we need it department, there's a brand new Lays chip. 56 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,220 All dressed is not just a name. 57 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:37,040 These chips literally get dressed with all the flavors. 58 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:41,920 Well really just the four popular flavors, ketchup, barbeque, sour cream and onion, and 59 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,120 salt and vinegar. 60 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:50,560 The resulting flavor is pleasantly mouth puckering, tangy and sweet with subtly smoky and garlicky 61 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,640 notes in short. 62 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:57,280 They're irresistible and impossible to stop eating. 63 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:02,760 Ruffles is all dressed, are available now alongside Lay's newest flavor Kettle Cook 64 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,440 Cajun Spice, which sounds excellent too. 65 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:11,080 You can find Ruffles all dressed nationwide on grocery store shelves and on Snacks.com, 66 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:18,480 but they're only here for a limited time, so stock up quickly before the shelves clear. 67 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:24,480 And also, this is, they've been doing this in Canada for a long time and they love this 68 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,100 flavor. 69 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:31,200 So I'd have a feeling if it catches on in America, they may just not use it as a prop 70 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,680 gimmick but actually really keep it around. 71 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,560 But I don't know, we'll see what happens. 72 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,880 But I know that Canada has had it for a long time offering because I've been up to Canada 73 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,680 and I've seen it there, so anyhow. 74 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:51,760 And then just because we needed this, Hershey's is getting into energy drinks. 75 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:56,200 With its line of sweet snacks, Hershey's isn't known as a purveyor of diet foods. 76 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:02,880 However, the company's newest products are made specifically for those on a fitness kick. 77 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:08,520 All the use of weight loss drugs, Ozempi, Guagovi, it grows. 78 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:13,600 The 130-year-old confectionary company is adjusting to the new era by pushing further 79 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:19,280 into wellness category with protein powders and energy drinks and popular candy flavors. 80 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:24,400 The Hershey's company has struck a deal with C4 Energy, a top-selling supplement brand 81 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:29,960 that has gained popularity as people have looked to build muscle and work out. 82 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:35,720 More following the pandemic than ever, Hershey's namesake milk chocolate and Reese's peanut 83 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:41,000 butter and chocolate will soon be sold as protein powders and its Jolly Rancher candies 84 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,160 will be turned into bubbly energy drinks. 85 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 That's cool. 86 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:51,980 So maybe you get a sour lime one into an energy drink and I don't know, one of those watermelons 87 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:56,040 or one of those lemon ones or the limes. 88 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:01,240 So anyhow, what a great partnership this is going to be. 89 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:08,840 I mean, C4 is a pretty popular energy drink and of course Hershey's is a huge candy company, 90 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:12,840 so they could actually help each other out and we shall see. 91 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,120 It didn't say anything about if they're out on the shelves yet or not. 92 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,100 So anyhow, I suggest you go to your store if you're interested and ask them if they 93 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,100 have it. 94 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:25,040 Well then, I guess they're not out yet. 95 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:29,360 Now this is a bullet point that we're going to get to on the sports bastards when we record 96 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,780 this Tuesday or Wednesday. 97 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:36,920 At the end of week two encounter, NFL fans noticed that Cincinnati Bengals quarterback 98 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:42,520 Joe Burrow had quite the short exchange with Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes. 99 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,440 But Burrow says there's nothing to read into the situation. 100 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:51,200 Turned on the Rich Eisen Show, Burrow shot down the theories from outsiders. 101 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,880 Well we had talked to each other before the game, he said. 102 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,200 After a game like that, not much to say. 103 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:01,240 I got a lot of respect for him and I think he has a lot of respect for me. 104 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:08,400 Sometimes you guys talk, you don't exactly know what's going on. 105 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:13,920 We had seen each other before the game, so it was no big deal. 106 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,380 So that settles that. 107 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:20,560 So there's no question that Bengals and the Chiefs are two parties in the NFL's hottest 108 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:26,360 new rivalry with Burrow and Mahomes as the figureheads in this battle. 109 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:31,240 So that's interesting and I think it's very believable. 110 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,720 They do talk to each other and they said they've talked to each other and they do say that 111 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:39,680 they're friendly with each other, just like Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes are friends 112 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,760 and they talk to each other too. 113 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:46,320 So I think this is people just hungry to get a little bit more juice squeezed out of this 114 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,080 whole thing, this whole rivalry. 115 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,280 Well I mean if the Bengals can get it turned around, you will see them again and we will 116 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,200 probably play them in the postseason. 117 00:08:56,200 --> 00:09:02,200 So there you go, save all the speculation for that and then have at it. 118 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:09,240 And in the new trend department, younger people, Gen Zers and possibly even Millennials, they 119 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,160 are into taking family gaps. 120 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:19,400 These are not just vacations, they're extended vacations of rest and recreation. 121 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,680 They do this a lot more than other generations did. 122 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:27,840 I've known people that went from one job to another or maybe they got terminated or laid 123 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,240 off or something and taken some time off. 124 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:36,760 I mean I have before and taken like a three month break, grabbed some unemployment and 125 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,240 just kind of take it easy for a while. 126 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,240 I get it. 127 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,280 But this is a whole family and everybody altogether taking family gaps. 128 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,240 And this is like a month, two months, maybe even three months. 129 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,320 It couldn't be longer than that. 130 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,720 But this is to refresh and recharge. 131 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:56,200 So you know I can kind of get this, you know, everybody works hard and that's part of the 132 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,080 mental health part of it, that's keeping your head right. 133 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:08,800 You know you need to stand back and you know kind of sort things out sometimes and you 134 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:14,880 know work is kind of like a clutter that clutters into your mind and you need to kind of like 135 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,320 sift through it and sort it out sometimes. 136 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:22,520 And I think this is a good idea but I still don't know how they afford it. 137 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:27,480 I want to know where this money tree is because a lot of people don't come into work a lot 138 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,840 of times so I don't know how they do it. 139 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,480 You know me, I have to. 140 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:38,280 So if not then yeah I'll probably be selling my guitar which I don't want to. 141 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,520 So therefore I will keep working. 142 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,080 So or any of my price CDs or my whatever's. 143 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:49,680 So alrighty. 144 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:56,960 And there's been a study by Travel Leisure and Home or Home and Leisure or something 145 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,320 like that magazine. 146 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,120 I didn't get the exact name. 147 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,720 I think it might be Home Travel Leisure etc. or something like that. 148 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:11,040 And this is people that realize they booked the wrong hotel and this is what people go 149 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,040 by. 150 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,400 This is what they go by saying that you know they look around and go oh shit I should have 151 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,680 booked this one because sometimes you go to Priceline right and when you're on Priceline 152 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,600 you know okay hey this is a great deal look at that it looks great. 153 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,480 Then you get there and it looks completely different than what you thought and it's just 154 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:31,840 like there's trash everywhere and people lying around in the parking lot needles you know 155 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,160 stuff like that. 156 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:38,280 So these are the top ones that they've given. 157 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:43,520 Okay the first one is a heat lamp in the bathroom. 158 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,360 You know I can see that. 159 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,360 I mean that's like so 1970s that's crazy. 160 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,080 Number one heat lamps don't work. 161 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:58,640 Number two who the hell is going to lie in the bathroom floor to get any type of a tan 162 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:04,000 at all because from what I understand those heat lamps are for tanning and that's where 163 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,880 the tanning bed idea came from I guess. 164 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:15,200 So I yeah I would say heat lamp is a very good indication that you did not book the 165 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,400 right hotel. 166 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:26,200 So another one is and this is funny I think all these are really obvious but quarter slots. 167 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:31,000 Quarter slots I believe they mean for the bed. 168 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,640 I mean I guess it could mean like I don't know what rubber machine or something but 169 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:39,880 the way I took quarter slots on this would I think would mean a bed like a vibrating 170 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,240 bed or something they have quarter slots. 171 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:47,040 There used to be hotels that offered that and he used to be out there vibrating beds 172 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:54,360 you know all that stuff and there's even hotels that paid by the hour for people doing something 173 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,300 sneaky on the sly. 174 00:12:56,300 --> 00:13:02,760 So quarter slots were not real common but they did have some hotels with quarter slots 175 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,440 and I can't believe this even came up. 176 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:09,300 This must mean that there are hotels with quarter slots again if this is the same quarter 177 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:13,300 slots that I think. 178 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:17,880 The next one outdoor ice machine. 179 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:25,880 Yeah because okay I get it an outdoor ice machine would indicate that it is a strip 180 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,400 hotel and they're usually not that desirable. 181 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:34,520 They're usually really old hotels and musty and carpets all worn down and the toilet bowl 182 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,880 has a big crack in it. 183 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:41,880 You know stuff like that the sinks all gummed up you can't get the shower to drain right. 184 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:48,320 I get it and I've had to stay in those a few times and yeah so I guess that would probably 185 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:53,620 be true because you can't have the ice machine indoors because there's no area there's no 186 00:13:53,620 --> 00:14:00,160 commons area so yeah I'm saying I outdoor ice machine would probably be correct on that 187 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,340 as well. 188 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,960 The next one is no breakfast meat. 189 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,960 Yeah yeah yep no breakfast meat definitely. 190 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:20,280 I mean they got like muffins and those danishes that are hard as a rock and those biscuits 191 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,800 that have been just warmed up a little bit and they're all dry and they just kind of 192 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:29,240 flake off and they don't have any taste and you don't have any meat to wash it down with 193 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:36,480 so I get that I'm well that's yeah yep get that exactly. 194 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,600 Then finally this one kind of caught me off guard because I didn't know there's hotels 195 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,580 that did this maybe it's in a different part of the country but it says here a Denny's 196 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:50,560 voucher free to egg breakfast. 197 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:58,040 I guess that's in lieu of not having a breakfast bar or breakfast at the place I guess. 198 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:03,200 I don't know if anyone knows any different about this send me an email but I'm going 199 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:07,200 to say that because they don't have a free breakfast there or they don't have the area 200 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:12,960 for a breakfast it might be a strip hotel or something that they say hey free breakfast 201 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,880 then when you go in there they go yeah it's a Denny's down a block down or right next 202 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:22,480 door or something so I think that might be how that works but okay so anyhow they think 203 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,360 if you go to a hotel with a Denny's voucher who I'd be I'd be very happy with that I'd 204 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,760 be like oh I get a breakfast down to Denny's cool I take my voucher and go down there and 205 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:35,680 eat but you know what I get it. 206 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,360 So that's the end of that list they didn't have that many on it but I thought it was 207 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,600 an interesting list and I agree with all of it which is rare. 208 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:52,800 Hey look I think we found land oh my god I think we're safe oh no it's the island of 209 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:57,760 horrible jokes. 210 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:11,200 In some endless in Hawaii laughter is found upon that a low ha is appropriate. 211 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:17,200 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. 212 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:24,480 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three two one. 213 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:29,520 Hey there fuckstick you're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit 214 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,520 about. 215 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:36,240 A woman in California attempted to steal a truck in front of the CVS store she jumped 216 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:42,400 in the truck and tried to operate a manual transmission she couldn't figure out how so 217 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:53,640 all she did was tie up traffic and get herself caught. 218 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:57,960 Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte remember 219 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:05,400 to not get your genitals caught in the grinder it really hurts who can afford plastic surgery. 220 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,040 Stay safe everyone. 221 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:16,440 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper it's strange insults from an alien real hilarity. 222 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:28,120 You're as useful as a car light with bells. 223 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:35,280 So I was doing a little bit of research and I noticed this survey I guess well not survey 224 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:42,960 but a study according to plush care some fast food restaurants are worse than others particularly 225 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,600 Five Guys which scored the number one spot in their ranking as the health unhealthiest 226 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:53,920 cheeseburger with a 50 point unhealthiest score the fries also weighed in as the unhealthiest 227 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,160 with 28 points. 228 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:03,800 Whataburger smash burger and Carl's jr. trailed behind on the list Five Guys however had a 229 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:10,920 33% more saturated fat than any other food cheeseburger on the list. 230 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,840 Geez. 231 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:20,200 To come to this conclusion the site analyzed each menu items calories sugar saturated fat 232 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:26,600 and sodium content based on the Department of Health's nutrient profiling method. 233 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:31,240 Ultimately healthy eating comes down to taking control of what you eat the online health 234 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:36,680 care platform reports that might mean avoiding fast food altogether but it can be as simple 235 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:42,160 as making an informed decision about which fast food chains to visit and which of their 236 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:48,120 products to choose Burger King and McDonald's somewhat shockingly tied for second lowest 237 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,520 unhealthiest scores at just 18 points. 238 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:59,600 They have a quarter of the saturated fat and let's see well it's basically saying that 239 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:07,400 let's see it's a lot lower it's got a scale point of heart disease risk and weight gain 240 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:12,920 and it's considerably lower than Five Guys and less than half of a Wendy's burger. 241 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:18,240 The lowest was Culver's at 17 points as for the unhealthiest chicken sandwich Popeyes 242 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:24,120 beloved Sammy scored 39 points to receive the title as unhealthiest while McDonald's 243 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:29,320 once again ranked as the healthiest the McChicken had nearly half the unhealthy points Burger 244 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:36,120 King's 31 points the KFC 27 points with just 14. 245 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:42,600 However there is of course a caveat while the McChicken is healthier Plush Care points 246 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:47,760 out that it doesn't necessarily make it a healthy sandwich while the McChicken is significantly 247 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:53,820 less unhealthy than other fast food chicken burgers it's still high in sodium fat and 248 00:19:53,820 --> 00:20:00,280 calories because it is made of a ground chicken patty the nutrients it does not contain are 249 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:06,480 high quality Popeyes also ranked number one for unhealthiest chicken nuggets and fat burger 250 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:12,040 was the worst shake I don't know what fat burger is don't think I've ever even heard 251 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,860 of it but they're the worst shake. 252 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:22,640 So I could tell you how come Burger King and McDonald's has a more healthier burger and 253 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:27,160 the reason is because they've been around a lot longer than these other ones and they've 254 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:32,520 been getting heat for a lot longer than the other ones like Five Guys and Smash Burger 255 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:37,200 and all them they you know they have been around nearly as long as these two pioneers 256 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:42,080 and these two pioneers for years I mean even back when I was a kid I remember them getting 257 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:51,060 a lot of shit for for being unhealthy and being high in saturated fat a lot of chemicals 258 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:56,960 and all that so those two in particular had to kind of quell their way of doing things 259 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:02,880 somewhat because of the bad name that they were getting even back in the day so you're 260 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,400 going to see that like some of these ones that are been around longer if you notice 261 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:13,360 the ones that are longer seem to have a better healthy score whatever and I'd also like to 262 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,840 know about Taco Bell I mean I know they're just talking about burgers here but I would 263 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:22,320 like to talk about like the beef and stuff like that or maybe even go into roast beef 264 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,400 you know we have this newer one around here I don't believe it's nationwide it's called 265 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:32,920 Lion's Choice they're all roast beef Arby's of course started roast beef but I don't even 266 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:37,720 know if they anyone even buys roast beef from them anymore I think people pretty much forgotten 267 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:44,720 with their menu that they even serve roast beef so the Lion's Choice is basically almost 268 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:50,760 all roast beef and I don't know you know I like I would love to have an article that 269 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:56,340 delves into all that and I would also like an article that delves into the ingredients 270 00:21:56,340 --> 00:22:02,000 to see if we have any known carcinogens in any of these foods I would I would guess that 271 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,920 there is probably a lot of chemicals that you do not want in your body in all of these 272 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:14,760 foods I don't know for sure just just just a hunch so anyhow allegedly and all that good 273 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:21,860 shit so anyhow I guess the whole moral of the story is is go to sit down restaurant 274 00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:30,000 if you want to be healthier or better yet stay home and make something healthy what 275 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:38,720 a novel idea huh and now I'm going to go into the Brooklyn goldfish some of you probably 276 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,280 already heard about this because it's a really neat story and of course a lot of you have 277 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:51,520 not I'm sure but in Brooklyn there was this horrible little at the corner of a road in 278 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:57,800 Brooklyn there is one of those surrounded by a concrete barrier there is like a bunch 279 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:03,600 of mud where they did construction and nobody put anything there just a bunch of mud so 280 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:12,440 very geniusly someone shoveled it out put in a liner put in water and put in goldfish 281 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:19,440 and oh those little lily pads and stuff and it was really cool I mean right in the middle 282 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,160 of the city and all this garbage and something that would look like hell it did look like 283 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:29,280 hell so it actually did something original and people are going by you know a lot of 284 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:35,800 people went by and fed the goldfish kids marveled at it it was such a unique idea well some 285 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:42,040 idiot destroyed it and I know they're they're building it back but I just you know I'm just 286 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:49,140 like man you know I it's you can really really really get down on people whenever something 287 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:53,480 like this happens and there's still a lot of good people left in the world and I would 288 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:58,160 say that probably more people than not are still good but it would seem like in this 289 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:03,240 day and age that the bad outshadows because there is a lot more bad there's a lot more 290 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:10,120 people on earth and there's a lot more opportunity for people to be bad so anyhow it's cool if 291 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:15,200 you ever get a chance just putting Brooklyn goldfish side of the road or something google 292 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:20,560 it or as the younger generation they don't google anymore they search it search it and 293 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,440 take a look at it's pretty cool I don't think they ever caught the idiot responsible or 294 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:31,480 idiots that did that but why in the world would some idiot want to do something like 295 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:36,760 that what kind of sense does that make but then again I guess it's as much sense as just 296 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:45,760 going by and murdering someone for no reason too so so and also in addition to this people 297 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:51,720 have been going on reddit and they've been bitching or mouthing off about this and finding 298 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,000 some fault in it and here's here's a few of them at best these fish might be swept in 299 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,080 a rainstorm down a storm drain and become an invasive species in a waterway somewhere 300 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:11,720 the poster wrote no we've had goldfish around forever and they are not an invasive species 301 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,440 they haven't morphed into some like weird fish that can like walk on land and go into 302 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:22,380 water amphibious type of thing they don't go around and eat a bunch of other species 303 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:27,560 nothing like that not like the Japanese carp and I forgot the other one that's even worse 304 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,920 or the or the fish with human teeth I forgot what they call them all those are invasive 305 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:37,600 species that someone brought over here from usually like Asia somewhere around there and 306 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,680 then they learned to adapt and became like our worst enemy over here and they kill our 307 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:49,600 you know our national our natural wildlife and really hurt the ecological system so another 308 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:54,340 person wrote at worst they'll suffocate in their own waste burning gills from chlorine 309 00:25:54,340 --> 00:26:00,960 diseased overcrowded and stressed the temperature swings alone from such a shallow puddle could 310 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:08,760 kill them boy glad they're looking on the bright side huh this did ignite attentions 311 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:15,880 from the nape Jaquan Irving one of the organizers of what's now being called Gav's fish pond 312 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,200 has said the fish are being fed multiple times a week and that the group intend to install 313 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:24,960 lights and plants in the pit I'm with them after Campbell's rescue attempt Irving and 314 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:30,640 other members of the group monitor the fish all day we are here to maintain peace and 315 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:36,240 tranquility a group member told Brooklyn paper during August 13 visit we can't raise enough 316 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:41,560 funds we plan to give the kids in the neighborhood the goldfish the group has started to go from 317 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,520 me to help build a better habitat including an outside ventilation system for them so 318 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:53,760 they can survive the seasons so the community continue to enjoy the beauty of nature as 319 00:26:53,760 --> 00:27:00,560 of August 14 donors had contributed more than 1300 to an online fundraiser which has a 320 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:08,200 $2,500 goal Benjamin Rosenblum a veteran of the founder of the wet pet vet a mobile fish 321 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:14,400 health clinic and lab said the creatures are likely common or comic goldfish small cheap 322 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:19,920 species and often used as feeders for other marine animals but even though small fish 323 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,800 need up to 40 gallons of water on their own and while they're pretty adaptable Rosenblum 324 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:30,720 said unfiltered water can lead to a buildup in nitrates ammonia it can kill fish extreme 325 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:37,000 temperature changes can also shock fish making them ill or killing them the best outcome 326 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:43,480 for these fish would be removing into an appropriate very large aquarium or pond he said their 327 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,400 water coming directly from the tap without proper conditioning means it contains chlorine 328 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:54,520 which is which is toxic to the fish and especially damaging to their gill tissue I could go for 329 00:27:54,520 --> 00:28:00,760 a long time on why this is an inappropriate environment for these fish for many many reasons 330 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,240 but the bottom line is that keeping them in such environment is cruel and should not be 331 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:12,600 undertaken okay then maybe not but I can also tell this as an owner of a koi pond for many 332 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:19,440 years until I had so much problems with it I had to put in a rock garden this year goldfish 333 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:28,040 to actually survive being froze over this koi pond the I have this heating element it 334 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:34,760 went out and it froze over when last year we had a week of like 30 below and pretty 335 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:41,320 much nothing else well during that time it froze solid and then in the coming weeks after 336 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,880 that when it warmed up to 30 or something it all melted out the fish were fine and they 337 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:51,920 were all frozen all the way through so I don't know how that works but they were fine and 338 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:57,480 they were still swimming around and doing good till I had to release them to a neighborhood 339 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:05,240 area that has goldfish and fill in that koi pond with a rock garden which does look neat 340 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:16,200 so anyhow I don't know I like the idea of having it and I say just switch the fish out 341 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,080 after a while if the fish start to get ill take them to a better habitat and then put 342 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,480 some more fish in there this pond looks so cool I couldn't imagine just getting rid of 343 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:30,440 it I'm sure like kids love it I mean it's in the middle of a bustling city a huge city 344 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:36,240 and it seems to me like it's like a little glimpse of happiness in a world of some things 345 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:41,000 that are not so happy so I don't think there's anything wrong with that a little morale booster 346 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:47,160 so anyhow I hope they get it figured out and they can still have fish 347 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,800 Yo mama's so old she walked out of the museum and the alarm went off 348 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,800 Have you ever wondered where something came about? 349 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,560 Have you ever 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I am the most dangerous city in North America. 362 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,040 You can't touch me. 363 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,040 Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch. 364 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,040 Next up. Things overheard in hell. 365 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:39,040 John Wayne Gasey is in charge of human resources. 366 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,040 Just got back this afternoon from a quick trip out of town. 367 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:48,040 We were supposed to go to the Mozart Festival in Sedalia Missouri. 368 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:55,040 So like I mentioned numerous times before that I was going to Mozart Fest in Sedalia. 369 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,040 Well Mother Nature gave us concert goers a good kick in the ass. 370 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:06,040 We made it to Sedalia just barely and the entire show was cancelled due to the extreme muddy conditions. 371 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,040 So I got on Instagram and messaged Glenn Hughes. 372 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,040 Believe it or not he usually answers. 373 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,040 I suggest he have his people called Knuckleheads. 374 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:21,040 They've had numerous impromptu concerts held there. 375 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:26,040 One was Sebastian Bach. He was held up in Kansas City for some reason going from one place to another. 376 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,040 They intercepted him and he did a show there impromptu. 377 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:36,040 They just sent out the notices at night and they filled the place just by Facebook and Insta getting messages out. 378 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,040 Hey Knuckleheads having Sebastian Bach. 379 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,040 This has happened quite a few times and Knuckleheads is a place to do it. 380 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:50,040 They have enough of a social media presence and people know to check their places on social media to see what's going on. 381 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:54,040 Because it does change sometimes rather quickly like that. 382 00:32:54,040 --> 00:33:03,040 So anyhow he did answer me but later they were already in central Kansas headed to Denver. 383 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:08,040 They have one show in Denver Tuesday and one in Colorado Springs Wednesday. 384 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:14,040 So they opted to head that way instead of trying to look for a gig. 385 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,040 I'm pretty sure you know the insurance pays for it on something like that. 386 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,040 They're not going to come all the way to Sedalia Missouri and not get paid. 387 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,040 So they were you know I'm pretty sure they got a check cut and they're probably good about that. 388 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:30,040 They're like alright we got our money so let's just go ahead and go to Colorado. 389 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:36,040 I don't blame them but you know I mean it'd been cool if they could have stopped by like a place like Knuckleheads or wherever. 390 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,040 I was saying Knuckleheads because they do that. They do impromptu shows a lot. 391 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:47,040 But anyhow it didn't work out so I even sent Knuckleheads a message. 392 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,040 They never replied so you know what fuck you guys. 393 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,040 No I love Knuckleheads. 394 00:33:52,040 --> 00:34:00,040 So Val and I decided to you know we're in Sedalia and we're at this barbecue place. 395 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,040 Caddy's barbecue or something like that. 396 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:12,040 K-A-H-D-E-S and it's in an old part of it is in an old train that used to run through Sedalia. 397 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:18,040 It's a passenger train and part of the seats are in there and people wait a long time to get in there. 398 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,040 We opted not to go in there. We're like just wherever you can fit us in. 399 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:27,040 So we got right in and after we got done eating we're like well shit you know. 400 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:32,040 I had that place in Sedalia already booked the comfort in. 401 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,040 So you know I looked at Val and Val looked at me and we're like you know what. 402 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,040 Hey let's try to find your lake house. 403 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,040 Her parents lake house when she was growing up. 404 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,040 It took forever. All these winding roads and everything. 405 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:55,040 If anyone's familiar with Lake of the Ozarks it's just I mean you think something looks like it's just right down. 406 00:34:55,040 --> 00:35:00,040 You look on a map or on Google now and you look just right down there and it's like a half inch away. 407 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,040 You're like oh it's right there. 408 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:09,040 But really in real time with the hills and the steep inclines and the twisty turns and all that in the hills. 409 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,040 It's actually about an hour away. 410 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:17,040 So we spent a good amount of time looking for this house. 411 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,040 So we finally located it. 412 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:24,040 We had to call a couple of people that she knew growing up that she's still friends with. 413 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:29,040 And they had a lake house right next door and she told them you know it's over there near this place called Cliff Drive. 414 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,040 So we went over there and we found it. 415 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:36,040 We got out on the dock and enjoyed the sunset. 416 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,040 She's still good friends with the current owners. 417 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,040 She knows who owns that house and you know that lake house now. 418 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:47,040 Val messaged them but they didn't respond until we were gone. 419 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,040 And anyhow they said hell you guys can stay there if you wanted to. 420 00:35:51,040 --> 00:36:01,040 But we were already out of there and on our way to either going back or going to Lake of the Ozarks Bagnell Dam area. 421 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,040 Camden Tent something like that. 422 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:08,040 So we would have gotten a hold of Rob but it was too late. 423 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,040 You know he has to work Monday morning. 424 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,040 This is a Sunday evening or at night right around 8 o'clock give or take. 425 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,040 So I didn't want to bother him. 426 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,040 So anyhow the Chiefs game started. 427 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,040 We both agreed not to drive back to Sedalia. 428 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,040 So we just let that room go. 429 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,040 Paid for it. 430 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,040 No big deal. 431 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,040 Then we're you know taking on the task of booking a place on the spot. 432 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,040 Mile marker 3.5. 433 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,040 So I'm sitting there I go alright alright. 434 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,040 I got pretty good signal here. 435 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,040 So I start looking. 436 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,040 Sedalia is an hour and a half away. 437 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,040 So we got on booking.com and found us a night resort. 438 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,040 Not too horribly priced. 439 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,040 But this is the slow season 2. 440 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:58,040 We upgraded to a Lakeview room thanks to a very pleasant front desk guy who I looked on my Visa card. 441 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,040 It doesn't appear like he charged me for it either. 442 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,040 He's supposed to charge me like 40 bucks or something for the upgraded room. 443 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:10,040 I think he just said that to cover himself and like maybe forgot to charge it or something. 444 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,040 I gave him a pretty good tip. 445 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,040 He's a hell of a guy. 446 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:18,040 So you know like I said I was in Rob's town so he gets up too early. 447 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,040 So I didn't want to bother him. 448 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,040 He's probably already in bed because he gets up at like 4.30 or 5. 449 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:34,040 So we find this place and it was called the Resort at Lake of the Ozarks. 450 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:40,040 And it has a huge swim up bar plus huge outdoor bar and grill. 451 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040 This place is so cool. 452 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:46,040 It actually has full sized palm trees there that they keep warm during the winter. 453 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:51,040 And I mean it really looks like a place tropical because everything is all green and lush and beautiful. 454 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,040 You have the lake. 455 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,040 You have the swim up bar. 456 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,040 The huge heated swimming pool with glass all around it. 457 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,040 You're overlooking the lake. 458 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,040 Lake of the Ozarks that overlooks a beautiful sunset. 459 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,040 It is a fantastic place and I got in for it for not that much more. 460 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,040 I mean it really was not that bad a price. 461 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,040 I was really kind of surprised. 462 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:18,040 But like I said it's the slow season so you know it's pretty cool. 463 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,040 It had a huge indoor sports bar named the Encore. 464 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:29,040 It's actually the official chiefs bar of Lake of the Ozarks and it was. 465 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:34,040 Everywhere there was big screens all over everywhere. 466 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,040 I mean everywhere you look there's a big screen. 467 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,040 They had miles of them. 468 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,040 I mean just all around there. 469 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,040 I mean even on the ceiling. 470 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:46,040 And it was all glass to where you could look out and see the view of the lake. 471 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,040 It's just a beautiful place. 472 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,040 So there's this old white haired man with long hair at the main bar. 473 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:57,040 And he was just sitting there right. 474 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:01,040 So I didn't know but anyhow he was the owner. 475 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:07,040 So every one of these TVs that were everywhere they had the chiefs on. 476 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:12,040 So you know every time the chiefs would score the first moments. 477 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,040 They finally scored the first moments of the second quarter. 478 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:20,040 The old man, the old white haired man and I later found out he was the owner. 479 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,040 He turned out to be the owner but I found out a little bit later. 480 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,040 But I was like what the hell is that guy doing? 481 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,040 He had a real police megaphone. 482 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,040 Really loud one. 483 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,040 And he started cheering and pretty much blowing everybody's ears out. 484 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,040 He goes and the chiefs score and there's like I don't know. 485 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040 There's a fan from Atlanta there. 486 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,040 They're probably up there vacationing or something. 487 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,040 And anyhow he like went up right next to him and started going and the chiefs score. 488 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,040 And the guy turned out to be pretty cool. 489 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,040 He was laughing and everything. 490 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:55,040 But I was like sitting there going it was just weird because it was like what the hell is going on here? 491 00:39:55,040 --> 00:40:01,040 You know we come down here with the Lake of the Ozarks. 492 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:06,040 And we don't expect to one find a huge chiefs bar there. 493 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,040 And two get into a really good resort like that. 494 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,040 Not have a swim up bar. 495 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:17,040 I mean it was just a fantastic place and we're going to go back that's for sure. 496 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,040 But it's called the resort at Lake of the Ozarks and it's at Bagnell Dam area. 497 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,040 And it was just fantastic. 498 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,040 I mean we had a great time. 499 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,040 Yeah I didn't get to see my show. 500 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,040 I didn't get to see my boy Glenn Hughes. 501 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,040 I didn't get to see Head East. 502 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,040 I didn't get to see Starship with Mickey Thompson. 503 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,040 Didn't get to see any of that. 504 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,040 But you know what we had a fantastic time. 505 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,040 It was great. 506 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:48,040 And we will probably spend some time down there at that resort and the old lake house too. 507 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,040 So I would call this a fun successful trip. 508 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,040 We would have booked another night there but I had a doctor appointment at 1.30. 509 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,040 So I had to be back in Kansas City. 510 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,040 So we had to leave relatively early. 511 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,040 It's about two and a half hours away from Kansas City proper where we live. 512 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:12,040 So we had to get out fairly early and it sucked because I really wanted to go down there. 513 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,040 And go back to the Encore the swim up pool. 514 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,040 And hang out there and just you know watch the sun come up. 515 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,040 But it was cloudy and it was misty and rain too. 516 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,040 So it wasn't necessarily the best weather for it. 517 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:30,040 But yeah we had a great time and this is a great place. 518 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,040 We're going to be going back to it. 519 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,040 Oh and the Chiefs ended up winning another Thriller. 520 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:41,040 Another Nut Tugger down to the wire like every one of them has been. 521 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:50,040 And Topher and I will have a lot to say about this tomorrow when we record the Sports Bastards down at the City Market. 522 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:56,040 So we will talk about that more then. I have a lot of stuff that I want to get into. 523 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,040 We have some bullet points that are really good this week. 524 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,040 We have some more idiotic comments. 525 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,040 But this time it's not just head coaches. 526 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,040 It's players and everybody. 527 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,040 Whenever they say something stupid we catch it. 528 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:12,040 We write it down and we relay it to you. 529 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:16,040 So I believe Chris Collinsworth has a few. 530 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,040 Just about everybody has a few. 531 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,040 I think even Al Michaels might have said a couple. 532 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,040 Which is weird because he usually doesn't. 533 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,040 But anyhow I have them and we're going to be going through them. 534 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,040 We're going to go through our picks which was trash. 535 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,040 And we're going to go through our picks for next week. 536 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,040 Which is going to be probably trash too. 537 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:42,040 So now we go to a neat little story here I would like to relay to everybody. 538 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:49,040 A man discovers in California that he's been paying his neighbors electric bill for 15 years. 539 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,040 Yeah 15 years. 540 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,040 So here is what happened. 541 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,040 His suspicions were raised when his bill seemed unusually high. 542 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:03,040 Despite his best efforts to reduce energy consumption. 543 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:11,040 In a starling revelation a resident of California discovered he had been footing the bill for his neighbors electricity for over 15 years. 544 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,040 According to ABC News. 545 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:24,040 Ken Wilson is a Pacific Gas and Electric PG&E customer who lives alone in an apartment complex in Vacaville since 2006. 546 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,040 His suspicions were raised when his bill seemed unusually high. 547 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,040 Despite his best efforts to reduce energy consumption. 548 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,040 An inquiry by the local power company uncovered the shocking mistake. 549 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:46,040 Exposing the 15 year mix up that had Mr. Wilson unknowingly shoulder the financial burden of his neighbors electricity usage as well. 550 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:52,040 Before the discovery Mr. Wilson had been taking proactive steps to reduce his soaring electricity bills. 551 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:58,040 By cutting back on usage and purchasing a device to track the wattage of his appliances. 552 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:05,040 Despite these efforts he notices meter bill continuing to rise even when his breaker was switched off. 553 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,040 That's a pretty smart idea he did that. 554 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:15,040 Before the discovery I had been trying to conserve electricity and lower my costs is what he said. 555 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:20,040 It was really getting expensive. I kept going outside to check my meter and I couldn't believe it. 556 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:27,040 Even after I turned off my breakers I kept going outside to check my meter to see if it was still running and it was still running. 557 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:32,040 Mr. Wilson told local TV station KMAX KOVR. 558 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:41,040 Suspicions he contacted Pacific Gas Electric to investigate presenting his findings and the measures he had taken to reduce usage. 559 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:47,040 PJ&E launched an inquiry into ultimately confirmed his suspicions. 560 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:53,040 Turns out he had been inadvertently paying his neighbors electricity bills since 2009. 561 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,040 Three years after moving into his apartment. 562 00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:07,040 Our preliminary investigation has found the meter number for the customer's apartment was being billed to another apartment since potentially 2009. 563 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,040 A spokesperson for PJ&E said, 564 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:17,040 We sincerely apologize for the oversight and regret any convenience caused by this duration of this issue. 565 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:26,040 The spokesman added, PJ&E acknowledged and accepted responsibility for the mistake assuring Mr. Wilson they would rectify the issue. 566 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:32,040 Now when they're saying rectify the issue I'm thinking they owe him money with interest. 567 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:41,040 He needs to figure out every one of those electric bills and all the overage and he needs to get that in a check with whatever the going interest rate is right now. 568 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,040 And anything short than that is a lawsuit. 569 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:53,040 And I would sue the piss out of them because this type of stupidity cost this man a lot of money that he could have put in the stock market. 570 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:57,040 That he could have put in savings. He could have saved that money. 571 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,040 He could have put in the stock market and made a lot of money. 572 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,040 I mean he could have started his own business with this stuff. 573 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:11,040 I mean who knows what he could have done with that money but he didn't have it because these knuckleheads that couldn't figure this shit out. 574 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:22,040 So I'm telling you he better be getting a lump sum of quite a bit of money plus a little, we're sorry, pat on the ass with a little bit of more money because this is ridiculous. 575 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:30,040 And also I'm going to be going over this next subject with Topher tomorrow because it is a sports related subject. 576 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:35,040 It's disturbing. 577 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:43,040 It has to do with Jerry Jones. I think about everything to do with Jerry Jones anymore is disturbing pretty much. 578 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:49,040 So I guess Jamie Foxx was doing a live spot. 579 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,040 Maybe it's on the internet or something. I'm not for sure. 580 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:59,040 I read this briefly this morning before we had to take off and come back here for my doctor appointment. 581 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:11,040 But I was like hmm. So from what I gather if I read it correctly in the amount of time that I took which is hardly anything was Jamie Foxx is doing some sort of an internet show. 582 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:19,040 And he was with Jerry Jones and they were going through the locker room and he was talking about football and talking about the team and everything. 583 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:27,040 And suddenly Jerry Jones started talking about how big one of their genitals were of the players. 584 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:37,040 He said that I don't know if it gave the name or not. If it did gave the name I still don't want to give the name because I mean I wouldn't want you know this is a private thing. 585 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,040 But he said so and so one of the players had an eight and a half inch dick. 586 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:50,040 This is what he told Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx quickly cut off the video. 587 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:59,040 I guess a lot of people seen it because it was live on Facebook or something or live on YouTube or something like that. 588 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:10,040 Jerry Jones. Number one. Why are you worried about anybody's dick let alone the people that work for him on that team. 589 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:17,040 Number two. Why in the hell would you broadcast this to everybody. 590 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:23,040 I mean it's not like it's a horrible thing to be known for but it's probably something he really didn't want to hear. 591 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:30,040 Especially coming out of the owner of the Dallas Cowboys mouth and especially live on YouTube or whatever. 592 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:36,040 Fasted X or whatever they were doing the spot on. 593 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:43,040 Jerry Jones. I think that would be another reason he needs to leave the NFL besides everything else. 594 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:51,040 That team is falling apart. I mean the Ravens let him back in it yesterday. 595 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:57,040 The Ravens were killing him and I think they kind of let the foot off the pedal and kind of let him back in. 596 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:03,040 But there was never a doubt on that game that the Ravens just buried him and the Ravens were 0-2. 597 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:14,040 The Cowboys are horrible. Dak Prescott has the most passing yards of any other quarterback in both leagues. 598 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:18,040 And no wins to show for it except one. 599 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:27,040 How can that happen? How can a quarterback be so successful with stats but not win a game? 600 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:32,040 I'll tell you how. He's not a leader. He's not a guy that can come in there like Patrick Mahomes. 601 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:41,040 Patrick Mahomes had a horrible game. He threw like 150 yards or something. 602 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:46,040 He didn't play very well. He admittedly played horribly. 603 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,040 And they still won the game. 604 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:54,040 And this is because, well one, Mike McCarthy is no Andy Reid by any measure. 605 00:49:54,040 --> 00:50:01,040 Mike McCarthy is probably not that good of a coach from what I can tell and what a lot of other people think too. 606 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:09,040 But Dak Prescott obviously is not a leader if you can have stats that great and still lose. 607 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:13,040 And then lose in the playoffs all the time. Never making it to the promised land. 608 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:17,040 But he's always been a stats guy but he's never been a guy to win the games. 609 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:23,040 I mean, Jeff George was like that. He had all kinds of great stats but never could take him to the promised land. 610 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:30,040 There's a lot of other ones too that were like that that could never take him even to the Super Bowl. 611 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,040 Let alone the playoffs. 612 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:39,040 Interesting stuff. I don't know how I got on Dak. 613 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:44,040 Well actually, Dak irritates the piss out of me because he should be winning more. 614 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,040 Not like I like the Cowboys or nothing. 615 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:50,040 But every time I see his stats they look great and I look at his wins and they look horrible. 616 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,040 So that's what I got with that. 617 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,040 I'm going to end that because tomorrow we're going to be going more in depth of it. 618 00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,040 Topher and I on the sports bastards. 619 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:06,040 You won't hear this until later but if you're at the city market come by and say something. 620 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:13,040 As a matter of fact, people will say something because we have people chime in all the time. 621 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:19,040 So if there's people down there, the last time we were there there weren't very many people there so we had nobody chiming in. 622 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,040 But there's very, very many people down there. 623 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,040 We'll get people to chime in especially now in football season. 624 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,040 People like to boast and pound their chest about their team. 625 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:33,040 They like to mother crank the other teams. You know, stuff like that. 626 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:38,040 So anyhow, should be a fun time and like always going to be broke down into two podcasts. 627 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:44,040 It'll be over three hours like always because we can't shut our yappers in under three hours. 628 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:48,040 That's for sure. So we're always blithering something. 629 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,040 Oh no, looks like the show's over kids. 630 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:56,040 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 631 00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:03,040 Fear not assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.