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You thought they were done, didn't you?

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Kicking your ass with your size 15 clown boots and a deep Tracy hat.

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Hi everybody, this is the Sports Bastards. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Topher.

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We're starting off with breaking news. The Panthers suck.

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In case no one got that message. Couldn't figure it out.

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And I think in the last 10 minutes, Tua Tagovaiola got another concussion.

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I think so, yeah.

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He was scratching his ass and he got a concussion. That's the other breaking news.

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And Jamar Chase is still angrily yelling for a flag.

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I'd say tiny little fist, but I don't think he has tiny fists.

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Probably not as a wide receiver. He's probably got great big giant fists.

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Well he's raving them in there. That guy spits up fucking acid thinking about my home.

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I was surprised that he gave him any credit at all.

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Because they said, you know, he was the best quarterback. I can't say it. Can't say his name.

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I go again, Jamar, come on over. Come on over. You'll get a couple of rings, man.

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Come on over. Leave the dark side. Come to the light. Come to the light.

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Come somewhere where they have decent chili.

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Yes. No, not Denver. Come on over, man. Come on, Jamar. Water's warm. Stick your feet in.

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And now that Hollywood Brown's out for the season.

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Oh, we can really use you now. Yeah. Come on over. You'll get a ring.

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Isn't that funny? Last season it was Aaron Rodgers. This season it was Hollywood Brown.

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Yeah, and also Pacheco. First preseason play. He's out.

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I contribute that to this right here. I know Hollywood Brown was preseason.

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But I consider that a conditioning thing. No, yeah.

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I mean, especially the one earlier, you know, the one second preseason. No, just the workouts.

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Wasn't even in the game yet. I don't know how he did his conditioning, but it obviously didn't work, I think.

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Seems pretty fragile. And then for the people that say that Pacheco, it was a dirty hit.

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I'm not a guy to defend the Bengals, but that was not a dirty hit.

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No, it looked like the defender wrapped his arms around his lower leg,

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and then somebody else bent Pacheco backwards over the guy's arm.

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Either one of them had no idea what was going on. You're hitting somebody as fast as you can, blindly.

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They didn't do that on purpose. There's no way you could orchestrate that on purpose.

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I don't see it. It looked like it was just sperm of the moment.

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Yeah, it was an unfortunate incident. Now we're going to have to maybe have Kareem Hunt back.

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That's what I'm hearing. He's visiting tomorrow.

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Your thoughts?

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I think it would be a good fit. He's a tough, powerful runner. He's still got gas in the tank.

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He's played here before, so he knows how to play an arrowhead.

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He's been used sparingly, O'Browns.

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Is he a free agent, or would this be a trade cut?

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Free agent.

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Okay, so O'Browns cut him. That's awesome.

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No one picked him up.

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I'd say bring him back. Why not?

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Yeah, see what he does. This time it might be different.

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This is his last hope for a ring and his last hope to beat anything in the NFL.

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Yeah, this might be the last stop in his career.

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Yes, and I think he knows that. So if there's anything left in that pan at all, you're going to find out in the first couple of games.

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If you get the guy, how well he was coached here and how angry he was.

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He was another angry runner, wasn't he?

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Yes, he was. Pacheco reminded me, a lot of him only not as thick.

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So I think that that's an interesting scenario and also a chance for the perfect redemption.

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Oh yeah, everyone loves a good story like that.

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Yeah, could you imagine they win a ring and everyone goes cream hunt and he's crying.

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He goes, man, I screwed my life up, but I thank the Lord, I talked to him.

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That would be an awesome TV moment.

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Yeah. OK, so I mean, it has all the storylines of the perfect ending.

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Yeah, and then Kareem Hunt could either retire or be the backup to Pacheco, however he feels like it.

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You know, I mean, if he did well, reasonably well, why wouldn't he want to be the other guy?

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I mean, can you imagine if they want to keep three at running at the running position?

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That's going to be the thing, because you already have Carson Steele.

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True. He kind of counts as a running back too.

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Yeah. So well, he's a fullback. I don't even know what they call a fullback anymore.

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It's not the same as it used to be.

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You know, the Tony Richardson days or the Mike Allstott days are gone.

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So, OK, he could establish himself as a firm number two, and then you put that battle between him and Carson Steele and you could figure it out from there.

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You remember Hunt was really good in goal line situations.

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So, there is some overlap between him and Steele, but at the same time, putting the two of them in together would probably be unstoppable in short yardage.

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So, let's say that Hunt learned his lesson and he's just dying for a chance. OK, why not?

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But you also have your eyes on a couple other guys too.

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Maybe sign someone to crack the squad and say, your insurance.

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And that's it. Or maybe you want Carson Steele to take most of the load. I don't know.

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I think he could do as, you know, 10 to 12 rushes a game. No problem.

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Not as effective as Pacheco because Pacheco was, he's still a work in progress, Pacheco. But man, he's just progressed so much.

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Yeah. So anyhow, we'll see what happens. All right. Do you want to go into our picks?

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First, we have Kansas City of Atlanta. This could be interesting.

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Yeah. Close game.

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I think so too.

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I'm going to go Kansas City by three.

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But it's going to be really close until the final drive.

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Okay. So you're saying KC by three.

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KC by three. Okay. And I got to come up with a score. I'm going to say 32 to 29.

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All right. I also think it's going to be really close. I'm going to go 27-25.

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Weird score.

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I may went a little high too with the weird score, but oh well.

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Something is saying it's going to be interesting about this game.

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Brady's doing the play by play.

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Is he going to hone in on the Holmes?

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I think something he's going to talk about is the fact that his best bud in the world, Bill Belichick, was supposed to be the Atlanta Falcons head coach, but was passed over for the guy they got now.

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So I think Brady's not going to be able to let that go. I think he's going to talk about what the Falcons would be if Belichick were the head coach.

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Or he's going to insinuate, or he's going to be waiting to bring something up about, well, if Belichick had been coach right now.

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I think he's going to bring up the fact that the Holmes has three Super Bowl rings and he's not even 30 yet.

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Yeah. That's a good point.

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And I think that that will come up generically. It will come up from somebody else.

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Someone who has already an early career, he already has three Super Bowl rings and three MVPs.

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And then Brady's going to kind of maybe say something like, you know, this guy has a chance at the record.

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Erwin knows they're talking about him, but he may not say him.

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Yeah. It's a valid betting point. It's worth bringing up and talking about pretty much every game this season.

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But I think he's going to learn his lesson, not overly speak about it. Just vaguely go around the corners, not say, well, that's me he's trying to beat.

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He's just going to kind of go, you know, he's got a shot at that. And then someone else might bring it up or may not.

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But I think that you're going to see this one. He's going to be a lot more disciplined.

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Yeah. I wasn't able to watch whatever game he was calling last Sunday.

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I watched enough of it.

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He was better.

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That's good.

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But he was good enough to where people weren't honing in on it nearly as bad.

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I mean, before the whole Internet erupted, every time he'd say something.

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Either that or they just grown immune to it. I don't know.

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I think at this game, he's going to be a little bit more reserved, a little bit more because there's stuff that he felt.

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Here's what I think. He has stuff that he can talk about.

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He's like, OK, Patrick, coming after my, you know, three Super Bowls, not even 30 yet, coming after my title and also the Bill Belichick angle.

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I think he's got angles that he can work there and he could really work.

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And this is going to you're going to see if he has it in him or not.

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Because if he can't work those two things, forget it. He's not a broadcaster.

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Good point. Good point. Because he's had enough time.

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I'm sure he's had plenty of guidance and coaching.

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And this should be a fairly easy game for him to call.

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So, yeah, if he stinks the place up, then you really got to kind of wonder what you got.

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Yeah, I agree.

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So I hope he really does well and I hope he brings something really different.

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Like he doesn't do the same old party line that everyone seems.

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That's what I'm waiting on. I'm waiting for his personality.

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I believe he would have to have personality to lead people to that many victories, that many Super Bowl victories.

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He has to have personality.

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A good testing point for that would be the first time there's a serious fight on the field.

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Now, the NFL League office has approved the word chippy, and that's the only word broadcasters are allowed to use when there's a fight.

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They can't say fight. They can't say punching. They have to say, oh, they're getting chippy.

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That's right.

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Because that's the league approved word.

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Let's see if Tom Brady goes along with the company line and says chippy, which sounds so stupid.

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I'm going to say he's going to say something like there appears to be an altercation.

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Yeah, I think he's going to avoid trying to use that little cutesy dumbass word chippy.

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I don't think that's in him.

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I don't think it is. I don't think he's going to use it. I don't think he's going to say the mandated word.

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No. I don't think he's going to go, there appears to be some sort of an altercation. The refs are getting involved. That's it.

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Yep. Because you notice when the announcers talk about players getting chippy, they always do it with a laugh in their voice.

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Yeah, they do. Yeah.

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They're just letting you know, oh, these are like little boys arguing over a stick.

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There's so many emotions.

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These are grown ass men who weigh two, 300 pounds and they're seriously trying to damage each other.

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Beating the hell out of each other.

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On live TV. But so the NFL is like, oh, chippy, ha ha ha, they're getting chippy.

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If they say that, I'm liable to turn it the fuck off. I mean, no, this is not working.

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I mean, that's what they do every single time. So we'll see if Brady has been tamed enough to use the dumb ass approved word of chippy.

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Yeah. It'll be interesting.

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Yeah, it will be.

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Again, like typical, I'm expecting the game to be close all the way through.

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And that's what the Chiefs do.

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Yeah. And it's Sunday night game. So, you know, you're going to be staying up late watching it before going to work Monday.

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That's going to be kind of sucky.

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Oh, a lot of people are going to be like, oh.

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And if the Chiefs lose in a bad way, there's going to be a lot of sick calls Monday morning.

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You know that.

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Oh, yeah, there is. I forgot. Did they flex it on Monday night or was it scheduled?

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I think it was Sunday night. I think it was scheduled. Sunday night.

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Because this is the second of five night games we have this season.

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That's right. That's right.

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The final one of the season says to be determined, which it always is anymore.

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But they can flex us into more night games. But already we've got five.

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Between Thursday night, Monday night and Sunday night, we've got five night games.

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Yeah. OK. Yeah, that's right. I forgot. OK.

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So next on our list is New England at the Jets.

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It's tough when they're not really good. I mean, they're OK. Neither team is really doing much.

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I'm going to go with the Jets, but not spectacular.

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I could go with that. Yeah.

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I'm going to go 21-17 Jets.

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Yeah, I can see that pretty close.

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I'm going to go 13 to 24. I'm going to stretch it out a little bit because I think Aaron Rodgers is going to start to slowly improve game by game.

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That's very possible.

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So I think all things being equal, he's going to start putting up a few more points each game.

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Yeah, I would agree. All right. We'll see.

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What's the next one?

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Giants at Cleveland.

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Oh, well, the Giants suck and Cleveland are at least reasonable.

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Yeah. In Cleveland.

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If Deshaun Watson is still on the field. Yeah.

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I'm going to give that to Cleveland by 20 to 10.

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I just don't see the Giants scoring very many.

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True. They don't seem to be all that explosive or dynamic.

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No, nothing about them.

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Yeah. And this could be a watch year for their head coach, Brian Dable.

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Yeah. So I'm going to go lower scoring also. I'm going to go 28-6.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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You're probably closer, but I'm giving the Giants a little bit of power there and saying, you know what, they're not going to get that disgraced this early, but we'll see.

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I like to go out on a limb and predict some higher scores just to see.

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I got one of them coming up for sure.

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All right. Chicago at Indy.

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Chicago should win this.

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They should, but I'm not sure. I mean, did Caleb Williams kind of have a smackdown? He kind of did.

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He kind of came back to earth. Yeah, he did.

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It's not like he was spectacular on the first one. No.

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No, that was a, they won turnover, stuff like that. He was not spectacular. He threw for a hundred and some yards.

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The first one he threw for 94 yards.

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94 yards. Yeah. And this one's a hundred and some. So he's improving.

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I'm going to say right now you're going to get a fair, fair play out of him.

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So I'm going to go, I'm going to pick Indy. It's at home and Indy has played well so far. Yeah.

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So I'm going to go 17-14 Indy.

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I was going to pick Indy too. They're 0-1-2. They're playing at home. They've got a decent team.

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They're playing decently. And I like Richardson, I think is his name, their quarterback that they think is going to be it.

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I like some of the stuff he does. I think he progresses a little bit more.

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I'm going to go Indy by 24-17. Sounds good.

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I think Chicago's going to do okay, but. Not enough.

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Indy's going to put it together. I really don't see this being a back and forth game either.

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I think Indy's going to take the lead and hold it. Yeah.

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I think Caleb Williams has a lot of growing to do. Yeah.

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But, I mean, we'll see, man. Right now he's at that critical point where he's got to keep his self-esteem up.

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Yeah, Chicago's a bad team to be on when you're at that point.

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They're the graveyard of quarterbacks. Yeah.

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I mean, he might as well be on the Panthers. I mean, we'll see.

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I'm trying to think in my lifetime, have the Bears ever had a franchise quarterback?

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Well, you were alive during Jim McMahon. Well, he wasn't very good.

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He was okay. He was good at the Super Bowl shuffle.

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Yeah. He was kind of a wild gunslinger, and he was always fighting with the coach.

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Their defense is what won that one. I mean, and then they had the refrigerator pairing.

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Yeah. No, I don't know.

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And before that, I mean, I remember in like in 81-82, the Bears were like winning two games a season.

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Yeah. And then they turned it around for the 85 championship,

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and then they fell off the face of the earth again.

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I can't think of a Bears franchise quarterback in my lifetime.

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You know what? I can't either. Jim McMahon is the closest, and he's not good.

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Did they have Jay Cutler for a while? He was decent, but not a franchise.

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Yeah, like their Elway, their Montana, their Mahomes.

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Yeah, no, they never did.

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Back in the 50s and 60s, I think they had some pretty hot quarterbacks.

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Sid Luckman, I think, was one who really did well for them.

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The pre-Super Bowl days, they had quite a few.

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Yeah. So in the Super Bowl era, they have yet to find a franchise.

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They're trying to find a franchise quarterback. They just can't do it.

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I mean, let's see, Trubisky, Fields, and now Williams.

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They keep trying to get that guy, but I don't think they can bring the cast of him around to it.

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You know, when Mahomes went to Kansas City, they had the cast.

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Yeah. They had everything he needed to succeed, and he did.

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Yep.

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Carolina, even Denver to a pretty good extent.

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Also Chicago, when you bring a rookie quarterback into there,

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they don't really have an offensive line. They don't have a throw-to.

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They don't have a runner, a consistent runner.

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Yeah. So those are not good circumstances, because they're going to get their ass kicked right off the bat.

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Yeah, it's like being on an expansion team.

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Yes.

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And you know, at some point, the NFL needs to seriously look at,

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here are these awesome young quarterbacks getting drafted and coming into the league,

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and they're getting destroyed by these bad teams who don't know how to handle them.

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Yeah.

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So the NFL is thrilled to have as many good quarterbacks as they do right now.

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You know, the top-flight guys like Mahomes and Burrow and Allen, blah, blah.

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Imagine if they had like 17 of them in the league.

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They would love that.

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Oh, they would love that. And every day is a dream.

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Yeah. And I really think the NFL needs to look at these teams and say,

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you know what, we're going to give you the number one overall pick in the draft,

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but you can't draft a quarterback, because you're just going to wreck him,

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and other people are going to use him better,

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so we're not going to waste this precious resource on your crappy team.

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That's when you have an air quotations lottery.

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Yes. Good point. They'll have a lottery,

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and it will be won by the team that can most use that talent

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for the betterment of the league as a whole.

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Yeah, like NBA.

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Yes.

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So, I mean, one by one, the things that kind of leave it up to chance

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are getting managed, controlled, or just outright eliminated

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to streamline the NFL product into something that they think we want,

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which is, you know, lots of exciting high-scoring games every week

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where everyone's playing great.

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Yeah, and that's not necessarily happening.

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No, and that's not realistic, but they're trying to get there,

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and putting a good quarterback on a crappy team is bad for business.

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The cutting edge is the Chiefs of San Francisco,

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and both of them have tremendous defenses,

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and they have a good quarterback, we have a great quarterback, of course.

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So, I mean, really, the league has kind of gone away from the put it on my back guy.

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Yeah, yeah, they want flash, they want quick scores, they want explosive offenses,

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and at the same time, having a defense that can be exciting

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and shut someone down or make an interception or something,

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that's great for business, too.

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Well, the scoop and score, that's what they love from the Chiefs.

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Oh, no, they're going to lose this, oh, no, they're going to,

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oh, wait a minute, they're back in it.

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In my childhood, there were a lot of football games that ended up scores of like 17 to 10.

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Mm-hmm, me too.

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And that is just death on TV nowadays.

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Oh, I remember, I'd go out in the yard, hey, it's a nice day,

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I'm going to go throw the baseball around or whatever.

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Yeah, I mean, and it would be normal to see a team get up by 17 points,

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and then there'd be like, you know, six punts in a row because no one can move the ball.

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I'd be like, Mom said I am.

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It's like, oh, well, oh, well.

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Mom's going to give me five bucks to rake the leaves, I'm going to do that,

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I'm not going to sit here and watch this garbage.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, so.

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But, you know, the modern model for the NFL is make it something where the people,

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if they're not actually paying attention every moment,

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they're at least in front of the screen every moment.

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Yes, I agree.

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That's what they want.

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They're trying to get it, but I don't think they can ever truly get that.

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There's too many components.

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I mean, you know, defenses are good.

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You know, just like the quarterback position has excelled over the years, same with defense.

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Yeah.

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Same thing.

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Now, it would be interesting to see if the NFL tries to use the UFL as a minor league.

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That was the plan.

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Yeah.

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I remember reading that before it was even actually in existence.

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Yeah.

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That that was the plan.

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They want a minor league system.

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Yeah, they can't really use college because, number one, college football is too huge.

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Number two, they don't run pro-style offenses necessarily.

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No, no, they don't.

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Not even close.

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Yeah.

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Okay, colleges, too, they're trying to keep money out of it also,

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even though that's complete bullshit.

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We know that.

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Yeah.

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But primarily on the surface, they want money left out of it.

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So if they make that a minor league, then it's going to be nothing but money.

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Right.

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And no college coach is going to be happy making a push for a bowl game,

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and then his best players get called up to the majors.

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Yeah.

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Oops.

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Yeah.

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So I can see a separate league.

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Remember, NFL Europe was supposed to be the minor league.

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Yeah.

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Nobody gave a shit.

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Yeah, they chose really bad designs for the uniforms.

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They made them cartoonish and childish.

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They put them in cities that weren't necessarily football towns,

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and then they made sure that these teams had no talent whatsoever.

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See, Europe already has a football.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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It's a round ball with black and white pattern that you kick.

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Yeah, and they really primarily give a shit about that and nothing else.

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Yeah.

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Okay, what's the next one?

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Next up, we have Houston at Minnesota.

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I hope this one's on TV.

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I hope so too, because I think Minnesota's got pretty good defense.

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CJ Stroud took a step back.

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Him and Diggs don't seem to be on the same page right now.

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Yeah.

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So...

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And they don't seem to have much of a running game, even though they've got Joe Mixon.

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Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and go with Houston despite all that.

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All right.

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And the reason is because the Vikings had a huge game against San Francisco.

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I don't see them doing that two games in a row.

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Yeah, true.

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I think that they got a team developing, but they're going to be highly inconsistent.

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So that's inconsistent.

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I'm going to say it's going to be 27-2.

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Before you guess how many Minnesotans get, remember Justin Jefferson's out.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, 20-22.

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27-22?

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I got 21-20, also Houston.

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Okay.

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So that gives Minnesota two touchdowns and two field goals over the four quarters.

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I think that's about all they're going to get.

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And Houston is going to hold on in a close game.

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Yeah, yeah, Houston's going to eat one out.

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Which, you know, for Houston, that's probably a really good idea to go into a hostile environment and win tough.

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That does wonders for your team's confidence.

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That builds a team character.

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I mean, look at the Chiefs team last year.

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I mean, they really didn't.

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They had to have toughness because for many games they had nothing.

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Yeah.

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Defense, they had defense, but anyhow, go ahead.

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Sounds like this is going to be a fairly defensive game, but...

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I think so.

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...helped by the fact that Minnesota's offense is going to be hamstrung.

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No pun intended.

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Yeah.

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Our next one is Philadelphia at New Orleans.

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I'm going to go to New Orleans.

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Yeah, I would say that.

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Philadelphia's, if they don't bounce back and have a good game, they're going to be...

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the first half of their season at least will probably be tanked.

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I'm not saying the whole season, but Philly needs to come out and play really well in order to salvage the first half of their season.

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I don't think it's going to happen.

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Right now they're firing in all cylinders.

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I'm going to go with the hot hand.

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I'm going to go with New Orleans.

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I'm going to say they're going to score 32...

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Yeah?

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...to 24.

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That was a good group of girls out there.

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Okay, we're pretty close.

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I'm going to go 21-35.

436
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Yeah, we both have the same idea.

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So we both have the Saints scoring a lot.

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Excuse me, a lot.

439
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Whatever those guys were bringing from somewhere, it sure smells good.

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Yeah, it did.

441
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Oh, I don't know what that was, but jeez.

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Onions and peppers.

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Yeah, oh, I bet you it's from Corollos.

444
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Oh, yeah, I'll bet so.

445
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Hey, we mentioned on our podcast they should give us free food.

446
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That's right.

447
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Oh, wait, but that would make us endorsement whores.

448
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Oh, yeah, that's right.

449
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Oh, yeah, I wonder what the Filthy Bean's doing.

450
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Oh, yeah, we haven't been to the Filthy Bean in forever.

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Yeah, has Rick ever got a hold of you?

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No, he sent an email like about six months back, but it was just about some specials and things.

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It wasn't a personal email.

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Well, what really seemed to turn this when Rob ran down there naked through the terrarium.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that really changed everything.

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Yeah, yeah, that was unfortunate.

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Yeah, it was.

459
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I mean, I told him not to, but he said, no, no, no, for old times' sake, watch this.

460
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
He said, hold my beer.

461
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Hold my beer.

462
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Yeah, I think he got mad at us over that.

463
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
And then the vomiting incident.

464
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
I apologize.

465
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I mean, I don't know how.

466
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Yeah, I apologize again, Rick.

467
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
That got him in trouble with the health department.

468
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Yeah, yeah, I understand.

469
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Got him a fine.

470
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Oh, well.

471
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Yeah.

472
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Easy come, easy go.

473
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
And the chocolates.

474
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
We kept taking the chocolates.

475
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
That pissed him off.

476
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Even the ones from behind the counter, they're trying to sell.

477
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Oh, yeah, they took them too.

478
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
We're a good job with them.

479
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Yeah.

480
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
I heard our booth is scribbled on now.

481
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Yeah, yeah, we might lose the naming rights if we don't go back there and show up.

482
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Yeah.

483
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Oh, wow.

484
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Someone called Two Fuck Nuts and a Recorder.

485
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Oh, yeah.

486
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
They did it.

487
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
They scratched their name in it.

488
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
All right.

489
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Well, nothing good ever lasts.

490
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
At least we had our moment in the sun there.

491
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Yeah, maybe.

492
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Maybe we could be the sports bastards.

493
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Yeah, we'll be the sports bastards after the filthy beer.

494
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000
We'll get another table.

495
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Hey, a booth.

496
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
We'll get a booth this time.

497
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

498
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Yeah, we'll get a whole booth.

499
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Now fewer people can throw shit at us.

500
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Yeah, maybe we can get a screen.

501
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
We'll talk to Rick about getting a screen.

502
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Oh, yeah.

503
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
We'll put up a little flat screen.

504
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
We can comment on the games.

505
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
We can start flipping people off again.

506
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Yeah.

507
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah, that'd be great.

508
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Oh, you meant a screen screen.

509
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
I meant even like a TV screen.

510
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Oh, no, no.

511
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
We'll get both.

512
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
A screen screen.

513
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Both.

514
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Yeah, we'll get a big chicken wire screen so they can't throw their beer bottles at us.

515
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
And then we'll get a flat screen so we can watch the games and make fun of the...

516
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
I'll tell you what, those beer bottles fucking hurt after all.

517
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Yes, they do.

518
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Anyhow.

519
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:37,000
All right, next up on the slaughtering block is the Los Angeles Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers.

520
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Pittsburgh Steelers.

521
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
I'm going to go Steelers.

522
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
You know, it's tempting.

523
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
It is tempting.

524
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Yeah, you think the Chargers is going to go 3-0?

525
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Damn.

526
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Man, that makes it so tough, you know?

527
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Mike Tomlin has seemed to have an answer for everything so far.

528
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Yeah.

529
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Fair quarterback play, no problem.

530
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000
He seems to play around all his issues.

531
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Yeah.

532
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Jim Harbaugh is doing great, but I still think that he has to get his footing a little bit

533
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
more.

534
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Yeah.

535
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
They haven't really been proven so far.

536
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I think this is a game that's going to test him.

537
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
I think it's going to be close.

538
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Yeah, it's a good testing game.

539
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Yeah, close, but no cigar.

540
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:30,000
I'm going to say probably 27 to 14.

541
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
I think they're going to quell him really good in this game.

542
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I'm going to better pin this thing just like to dry out.

543
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000
I think Herbert's going to throw an interception or two.

544
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah.

545
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Huh.

546
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000
You know what, I think I'm going to take the Chargers after all.

547
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I think the Chargers are going to be able to put together a little more offense.

548
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
I'm going to take the Chargers 21-17.

549
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Yeah, you see I have the problem having Pittsburgh go 3-0 as to the Chargers going 3-0.

550
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,000
I think on the surface it looked like the Chargers have a better chance, but I just

551
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
got a gut feeling.

552
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Yeah.

553
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Mike Tomlin has handled everything else really well.

554
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
I'm going to go with him.

555
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
All right.

556
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Well, we've disagreed on a couple so far.

557
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
This is what we want.

558
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Yeah.

559
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
That way there's a clear cut winner.

560
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Excuse me.

561
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Actually, oh, I've got the score wrong on the KC Atlanta game.

562
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
You said 32-29 KC.

563
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Yes.

564
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
I have it the other way around.

565
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
All right, so we only disagree on one so far.

566
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Okay.

567
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Excuse me.

568
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
This one will be easy.

569
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Denver at Tampa Bay.

570
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Tampa Bay.

571
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Oh, yeah.

572
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
It's no question.

573
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Their linebackers or whatever you call it, defense events, are going to have a feast

574
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
on Knicks.

575
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Yeah.

576
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Bo Knicks is going to be slapped down once again, and they're going to look at him as

577
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
possible benching.

578
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Who's behind Knicks on the depth chart, right off the top of your bat?

579
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I don't because Drew Walk left last year.

580
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
He was with Seattle.

581
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah.

582
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Hold on.

583
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Oh, Zach Wilson.

584
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Zach Wilson, that's right.

585
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
As far as I know, they have Zach Wilson.

586
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah.

587
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:29,000
It would surprise me if Zach Wilson will have a starting job in another game or two.

588
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Yeah.

589
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
I'm going to say 27-6.

590
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Yeah.

591
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I'm kind of going along those lines.

592
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I'm going to say Denver will score 10, but Tampa Bay is going to score 30.

593
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Okay.

594
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
We're both picking pretty much a lot side of victory.

595
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah.

596
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Denver just doesn't have it going on.

597
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
No.

598
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
No.

599
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Tampa Bay is just improving each week.

600
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I predict this could be Sean Payton.

601
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
It might be his finale in Denver.

602
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Could be.

603
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000
What is it, four years now?

604
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Let's see.

605
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
He didn't have the team last year, did he?

606
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah.

607
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Yeah, that's right.

608
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
He had the team last year.

609
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
The first thing they did was they got Russell Wilson with Sean Payton.

610
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,000
They got them both in tangent with each other, thinking that they could work it out.

611
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Yeah.

612
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Because he wasn't there the year before and Russell Wilson stunk the place up.

613
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Yes.

614
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
And then Payton comes in, has a year with Russell Wilson.

615
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
They still can't make it work.

616
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Oh, that's right.

617
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
They weren't brought in together.

618
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
You're right.

619
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
They brought Sean Payton in thinking he could work with Wilson.

620
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Yeah.

621
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
That's right.

622
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
So that's four years.

623
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000
So this is going into the fifth year, and he's still not getting results.

624
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
As a matter of fact, he's going backwards, not forwards.

625
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I think that they're just going to say, no, this is not working.

626
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
But that'll be a late season one.

627
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I don't think that's going to be the first three or four games.

628
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
True, true.

629
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000
And Sean's going to be one of those guys that he made it work and see it in New Orleans,

630
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
but it just doesn't translate to another franchise.

631
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Yeah, I agree.

632
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Okay.

633
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Did you tell your score?

634
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
30 to 10.

635
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
30 to 10.

636
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
All right.

637
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Yeah, I think that's pretty much where that sits.

638
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
All right, what's the next one?

639
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Green Bay at Tennessee.

640
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Green Bay, Tennessee is disarrayed right now.

641
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000
They benched their quarterback, and the guy was, I forgot the name of their new head coach.

642
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
He was a complete dick about it.

643
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I don't remember his name either.

644
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Yeah, but it's like he wanted to embarrass the quarterback.

645
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
It's not what you do.

646
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
You got to nurture him.

647
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yeah.

648
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:45,000
And you know, do you really think that quarterback is going to be interested in fighting real hard for that head coach ever again?

649
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Hell no.

650
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
It'd be, screw that guy.

651
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I'm going somewhere else.

652
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Yeah.

653
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:56,000
And then the head coach doubled down, saying, well, I stand by the emotions and feelings in the moment,

654
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000
but maybe I should have done it later or done the coach.

655
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
But I stand by what I felt in the moment.

656
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
So he's kind of not apologizing.

657
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Titan's head coach.

658
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
He's apologizing, but not apologizing.

659
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Sorry, not sorry.

660
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Yeah.

661
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
No, I agree.

662
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
So you're going with Green Bay.

663
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
I'm going to...

664
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Oh, Green Bay.

665
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:27,000
20 to 10.

666
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
That sounds about right because neither one of them got their starting quarterback.

667
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Yeah.

668
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Brian Callahan.

669
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah.

670
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Bill Callahan's kid.

671
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Yeah, I didn't like him from the start.

672
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I didn't like Bill Callahan and I don't like Brian Callahan.

673
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000
And he did that maliciously towards Levis.

674
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
And I think that it's going to come back on.

675
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I think he probably lost the team.

676
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,000
When I was watching the coverage of that this morning, they mentioned Brian Callahan,

677
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
and they mentioned, you know, oh, well, he learned a lot from his father, Bill Callahan,

678
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
the great coach of the Raiders.

679
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
And I thought, great coach of the Raiders?

680
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:08,000
The one that didn't do any more offensive plays when the ex-Raiders coach went to Tampa

681
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
and then they faced each other.

682
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
He used Tom Gurren's complete de-offense.

683
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Yeah.

684
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
He's a moron.

685
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah, that guy, shouldn't he be an offensive coordinator being that stupid, in my opinion?

686
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
He was so stupid that he in college didn't want him back.

687
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Yeah, they're like, no, you stay in the pro.

688
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
The pro's like, no, you go back to college.

689
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000
But, you know, typical NFL, they've got to suck everyone's dick and make everyone,

690
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
you know, talk everyone up as, you know, special and wonderful and fantastic

691
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000
because they don't want to admit that they've ever made a mistake.

692
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Yeah, Brian Callahan's ass, there's unicorns popping out of him right now.

693
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Yeah.

694
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
No kidding.

695
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Yeah.

696
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,000
I'm going to go 21-10 just to be different.

697
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Okay.

698
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
You and I are pretty much on the same page.

699
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Yeah.

700
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Tennessee's not going to be able to score much because they're just not going to know what they're doing.

701
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
The backup's in there.

702
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Callahan can't, he cannot go back on it now.

703
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
He's going to make it last at least three games.

704
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
You know what's going to be his nightmare is if the backup goes in there and gets hurt,

705
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
then you just need to put in.

706
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Levis will probably be like, what was that?

707
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Yeah.

708
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
What?

709
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
You put Levis back in or you go to your emergency quarterback?

710
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Yeah.

711
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000
He was probably the punter.

712
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,000
That would be, I mean, I'm not wishing ill on the Titans quarterback,

713
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,000
but that would be interesting to see the Titans lose their quarterback and have to go back to.

714
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Mike Treble's laughing somewhere.

715
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Yeah.

716
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,000
I mean, if you're going to get rid of a guy that done reasonably well and went to playoffs a few times,

717
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
you better find someone good.

718
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah.

719
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
They get what they get.

720
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I don't feel sorry for them.

721
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
No.

722
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,000
No.

723
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Okay.

724
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Let's see.

725
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Up next, we got another easy one.

726
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Carolina at Las Vegas.

727
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Las Vegas, 27-3.

728
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
I can see that.

729
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I don't see anything from Carolina.

730
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Nothing.

731
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Not one little glimmer of hope.

732
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000
They could be the first ever 0-16 team.

733
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
They are 0-17, yeah.

734
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Oh, 0-17.

735
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Yeah.

736
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Yeah, I could see that.

737
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000
I think this is the game where the Raiders get healthy on somebody.

738
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Yeah.

739
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,000
And they're going to just beat the crap out of the Panthers 28-6.

740
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Or, yeah, 28-6.

741
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Both teams are doing poorly, but the Raiders are at home.

742
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:55,000
They're angry, and they've got enough going on that they can take advantage of just a complete dumpster fire that Carolina is.

743
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Yeah.

744
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Yeah.

745
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Yeah.

746
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
It's not going to be a very entertaining game to watch.

747
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
No, it's going to be the ones where they interrupt and go to...

748
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Yeah.

749
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yeah.

750
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,000
It's going to be a mediocre team beating up on a bad team.

751
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Yeah.

752
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Yeah, that's pretty much all I got right there.

753
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I mean, really, the rest will speak on the field.

754
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Yeah, some of these games you really don't need to go into a lot depth because there's just not much there.

755
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Well, number one, people be turning our podcast off.

756
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Yeah.

757
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
We will lose our three listeners real quick.

758
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Yes, all three of them.

759
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
All three of them.

760
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Actually, the sportscasts are doing better than the regular ones.

761
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Yeah.

762
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Cool.

763
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Yeah.

764
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I kind of figured that though, man.

765
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Everybody's into sports.

766
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah, it's kind of the moment to strike.

767
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Yeah, it's like an easy market or kind of or whatever.

768
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Even the sucky people get 10 people listening.

769
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Yeah.

770
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:04,000
All right.

771
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
What is it?

772
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
So we got next is Miami at Seattle.

773
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
So who's starting for Miami this year?

774
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I think Tago Vio is still out because he did have a concussion, right?

775
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah.

776
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Okay.

777
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Against Seattle?

778
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Yeah.

779
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I think Seattle is still going to be riding high and they're going to win this 24-23 because

780
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
I'd like to earmark this.

781
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
When Tago Viola went out, they did not score.

782
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Not even came close to scoring.

783
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Yeah.

784
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
They got Skyler Thompson as their backup.

785
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Yeah, from K-State.

786
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Somebody mentioned some backup quarterback whose nickname was Snoop.

787
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
I can't remember what the guy's name was.

788
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Menace?

789
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
No, not Snoop.

790
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
That's what I thought of, Snoop Menace.

791
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
It's like...

792
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Because you know you know.

793
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Yeah.

794
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:06,000
It was a come on article on Google News saying Miami may have just found the perfect quarterback

795
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
to replace Tua.

796
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
And then I clicked on it.

797
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,000
It was some no name who's, I think, on somebody's practice squad.

798
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,000
It's like, seriously, this is what you really wanted to click, didn't you?

799
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Yep.

800
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:26,000
So I've got Seattle winning 24-17 because Miami's not going to be able to score.

801
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
They're not going to have a real consistent offense.

802
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,000
And Seattle's on a one game roll.

803
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
They're feeling excited.

804
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:45,000
So I definitely see Miami struggling, which is a shame because I didn't pick really high this season.

805
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:51,000
We'll see when Tua gets back, if he comes back.

806
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
All right.

807
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:57,000
After that, we have Detroit at Arizona.

808
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Wow.

809
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I think Detroit's bound for a bounce back game in Arizona.

810
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
It's bound for a let down game.

811
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
You think, yeah.

812
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
I don't think it's going to be high scoring.

813
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:15,000
It's going to be a classic old 20-22 to 15.

814
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
I'm giving it an odd score.

815
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000
All right.

816
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
So Detroit 22-15.

817
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
I'm going to go the opposite way.

818
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I'm going to say Arizona, going to go 27-20 over Detroit.

819
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
You think Detroit's kind of falling apart?

820
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I think Detroit is stumbling a little bit.

821
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
OK.

822
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,000
They put together an awesome run last season and into the playoffs, and they haven't recaptured that yet.

823
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
And also, it really hurt them the fact that they could have won that game several times.

824
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah.

825
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
But because the coach made a couple of bad decisions.

826
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
I don't blame him, though.

827
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I don't blame him for going for it.

828
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
I think he needed to.

829
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
They couldn't get it done simply.

830
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:02,000
And blowing that big lead, I think that got him mentally.

831
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Yeah, and that's still done some damage that hasn't healed yet.

832
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Yeah.

833
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000
I think, you know, very well talking it over.

834
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,000
The Cardinals could win this, but I'm going to go ahead and stick to that.

835
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
OK.

836
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
So there's another one we have a little opposite on.

837
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Yeah.

838
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Here's an entertaining one.

839
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Baltimore at Dallas.

840
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
OK.

841
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Dallas plays much better at home.

842
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah.

843
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Baltimore looks extremely sloppy and also undisciplined.

844
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Yes.

845
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
I agree with that.

846
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
But so does Dallas.

847
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
That's true.

848
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000
So you got to figure home field's going to give them three points.

849
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I'm going to go with Baltimore.

850
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I think they cannot go 0-3.

851
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
That would really hurt them.

852
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Definitely.

853
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I think Dallas is a has-been anyhow.

854
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
I think they're descending, not ascending.

855
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I think Baltimore is about the same.

856
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Maybe a little bit better with Travis Henry, even though they're not playing like it.

857
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yeah.

858
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:14,000
32 to 19.

859
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
I think once Jackson sees home, he's going to start just killing them.

860
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Yep.

861
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
All right.

862
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
I'm going to go the other way.

863
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
OK.

864
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I'm relying on Dallas to do their usual form of getting people excited in the preseason

865
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
and then doing well in the first part of the season and beating up on some decent teams

866
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:43,000
and some other scrub teams and then pissing it all away in the second half of the season.

867
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:49,000
So I think Dallas is going to take advantage and hit Baltimore while they're down.

868
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I'm going 26-13 Dallas.

869
00:44:52,000 --> 00:45:00,000
And Baltimore is going to leave Dallas in a state of flux.

870
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
They're either going to turn it around and be amazing or they're just going to suck the rest of the year

871
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
and just limp along into nothingness.

872
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
So I think this is going to be...

873
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
I'm putting a lot of weight on this game.

874
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
It's the third game of the season for Baltimore.

875
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
But I think if Baltimore wins, it's going to really turn them around.

876
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Yeah.

877
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Because they won in Dallas.

878
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000
And if Baltimore loses, it's going to be a free-for-all.

879
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
And the coach is going to have a hard time getting his team back.

880
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
I look for McCarthy might be on the watch too.

881
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah.

882
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Jerry Jones only had patients with one guy and that was Jason Garrett.

883
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Everyone else he got out quickly.

884
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
No, no, no, you know.

885
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,000
So I think Mike McCarthy is also on the firing list too.

886
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000
You've got to wonder about Baltimore's coach because they've had a lot of talent.

887
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
John Harbaugh, yeah.

888
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,000
And they've had Lamar Jackson and they're still not getting there.

889
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
They probably fired the general manager before Harbaugh.

890
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Yeah, and also I think John Harbaugh has a hell of a case going,

891
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
we're always going up against Mahomes.

892
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of hard to...

893
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
It's kind of hard to not... yeah.

894
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:16,000
I mean, who was it that said, they said, there's a lot of good teams that won't get rings because of Patrick Mahomes.

895
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Yeah. A lot of teams that would have gotten rings that won't.

896
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Yeah.

897
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
I can't remember who said that, but I got to think about it and it's true.

898
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Think of all the teams that didn't get rings because of Brady.

899
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Yes.

900
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Or Montana or every other dynasty.

901
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Yeah, so the same thing and it's true.

902
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
I hope this game is on in our area.

903
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I hope so too. I want to see that.

904
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Even though I don't usually watch Dallas games,

905
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
I would like to see the Baltimore Dallas game to see how Baltimore handles their adversity.

906
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I want to see if there's one ounce of spark in either team.

907
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Yeah, good point. Yeah.

908
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
So, yeah, you know what? This is good.

909
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Did we both agree or did we disagree?

910
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Yeah, I picked Dallas, you picked Baltimore.

911
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah.

912
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Both by pretty good margins.

913
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
That's good.

914
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Yeah.

915
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
This is going to be a good game.

916
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000
This might be the game that tilts to one way or the other this round.

917
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000
About the only way it could suck for us is it would wound up being like a 10-10 tie.

918
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah.

919
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Then we'd both be sunk.

920
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000
We'd be like, all right, we're going to get an invisible-ass path lead if that happens.

921
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
We would deserve it.

922
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
All right, three more games to go.

923
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
San Francisco, this is a Sunday night game, I guess.

924
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,000
San Francisco at the Rams.

925
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
San Francisco.

926
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Hard to pick against them in this situation, even on the road.

927
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yeah, I'm going to say, you know, Brock Purdy is having a little bit of problems with pass rushes this year.

928
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
The Rams, traditionally, even though they're playing like shit, have a good pass rush.

929
00:47:52,000 --> 00:48:00,000
I'm going to say 27-20, and that will be San Francisco.

930
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:06,000
It's going to be by seven points, yeah, but it's going to be a lot closer than that, and it's going to be a nut-tucker.

931
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,000
And I see it going San Francisco's way.

932
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I think I'm going to go with San Francisco, also.

933
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
They have a better overall team.

934
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:23,000
They're not really playing all that well right at the moment, but they'll, you know, George Kittle can have a good day, and then you win the game.

935
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:29,000
The Rams have been kind of underperforming and underachieving.

936
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,000
They're division rivals, so that kind of helps negate the home field advantage.

937
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000
We'll also see San Francisco seeing blood in the water.

938
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000
0-3. We get these guys 0-3, we'll cross them off the list.

939
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Yeah. There really doesn't seem to be a lot of low-scoring games anymore, so I don't really think this is going to be low-scoring, but not real high.

940
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Yeah, they find a way to at least seek out a couple of touchdowns, maybe a field goal or two. So, yeah.

941
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I'm going to go 27-17 San Francisco.

942
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Okay. 10-point difference, but still fairly close.

943
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:07,000
I have a 7-point difference. Yeah, that's pretty good. Really close.

944
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:13,000
All right. Now we have two Monday night games. The first one is Jacksonville at Buffalo.

945
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Buffalo?

946
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Yeah.

947
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
32-10.

948
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Ooh.

949
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
I can see a blowout.

950
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
The Dutch Peterson watch is getting worse.

951
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Yeah, yeah. Buffalo is going to want to win and win big at home.

952
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,000
It's somebody that Buffalo has had to worry about in the playoffs the last few years.

953
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
They've got a chip on their shoulder.

954
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Yeah.

955
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Wait, I want to see what the next game is for Buffalo. I may want to take that back. Hang on.

956
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000
All right. Buffalo season schedule.

957
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,000
While you're looking that up, I'm going to go Buffalo as well.

958
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Buffalo-Berle season schedule.

959
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Okay. Let's not do it in the middle.

960
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:10,000
All right. Now that's not too much.

961
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,000
I'm debating on how many points to give Jacksonville in this game.

962
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
20 seems like too much.

963
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I'm going to put down 17.

964
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000
All right. I've got Buffalo beating Jacksonville 31-17.

965
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Okay. As of right now, I said 32-10, right?

966
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Yeah.

967
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:40,000
And if this will ever load up, it will tell me the damn games.

968
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Oh, they play the Ravens.

969
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:55,000
I'm sticking with it.

970
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
And they play in Baltimore too.

971
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Yeah. I think that they feel that they can beat the Ravens.

972
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Yeah.

973
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
So I don't think it's going to be a look ahead game.

974
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Yeah. All right.

975
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,000
So you have 32-10, I have 31-17.

976
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah. Not that far off.

977
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
And then the second Monday night game, which could be fun to watch,

978
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Washington at Cincinnati.

979
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Ooh.

980
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I think we're going to see a quarterback on his way up

981
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
and a quarterback that's turning out to be not what they thought.

982
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000
I think that their streak of losing continues.

983
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
I do too.

984
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,000
I think Washington's going to get it probably 23-17.

985
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
I like that.

986
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Put that down.

987
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
I know they played us well,

988
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
but I don't see anything about that team that really stands out.

989
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
No, no.

990
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,000
The one defensive end that kept hitting my homes, I forgot his name,

991
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Henderson?

992
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Henrickson.

993
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Henrickson.

994
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
He looked good.

995
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Burroughs looked average.

996
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
They had a good game plan.

997
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
They were turning to their tight ends.

998
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Yes.

999
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
And they were getting anywhere from 7 to 15 yards in a chunk.

1000
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Oh, they're coming to get us.

1001
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Yeah, I think they are.

1002
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
While you were looking on your phone, I was peeing against the wall here.

1003
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Oh, that's it.

1004
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
They'll probably get me for that.

1005
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Yeah.

1006
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000
So you got Washington 23-17.

1007
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Yeah.

1008
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000
I'm also going to pick Washington.

1009
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
All right.

1010
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
So I think that's what I think is going to happen.

1011
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Washington is going to get up early.

1012
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Cincinnati is going to struggle to come back and start blowing it

1013
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
and then melt down on the field.

1014
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,000
So I'm going to go with a classic Super Bowl blowout score of 35 to 10.

1015
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Yes, yes.

1016
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,000
That was the score by which the Chiefs lost to the Packers in Super Bowl I.

1017
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
35 to 10.

1018
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Okay.

1019
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,000
And I think that's – wasn't that the score where the Redskins beat the Broncos in the Super Bowl?

1020
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I believe so.

1021
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,000
They scored all 35 of their points in the first half and then just coasted the second half.

1022
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Was that Williams?

1023
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Doug Williams.

1024
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Doug Williams, yeah.

1025
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Yeah, yeah, I think that was the score.

1026
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000
So that's a classic score of 35 to 10.

1027
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
I think it's going to be significant too.

1028
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Yeah.

1029
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Awesome.

1030
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Okay.

1031
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
All right.

1032
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
I like both our picks on that.

1033
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
I think they're really well thought out.

1034
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Yeah.

1035
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
If we can stay up late enough, we can watch that game.

1036
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Yeah.

1037
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
We'll see.

1038
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
What's the Thursday night game this week?

1039
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:39,000
I just had it.

1040
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Here I thought the San Francisco Rams game was the Sunday night game.

1041
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
It's the Chiefs game.

1042
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
It's the Sunday night game.

1043
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
It's the Chiefs game, the Sunday night game, yeah.

1044
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Darn.

1045
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
All right.

1046
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
This week, Thursday night football game.

1047
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
That is New England and New York Jets.

1048
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Okay.

1049
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Okay.

1050
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Yeah, okay.

1051
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Yeah, the big one in town is going to be those.

1052
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Okay.

1053
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Anyhow.

1054
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
All right.

1055
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Well, I have some old bullet points.

1056
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I love bullet points.

1057
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I do too.

1058
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
I like this.

1059
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:21,000
I'm going to start doing this on every one where we discuss what the hot topics are.

1060
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Okay.

1061
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Are the Ravens not that good or are the Raiders that good?

1062
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I think the Ravens are better than the Raiders.

1063
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
It's going to take the rest of the season to really have it play out.

1064
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Baltimore is kind of up and down right off the bat.

1065
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Yes.

1066
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,000
And the Raiders pretty much are starting down and go up.

1067
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Yeah, I think that Baltimore is a better team obviously.

1068
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Yeah.

1069
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
But I don't think they're playing exceptionally well.

1070
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,000
And I think it started against the Chiefs and it's went down since then.

1071
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I don't see them ascending for a little while.

1072
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
They've got to watch it though.

1073
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
They got it.

1074
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
They're 0-2.

1075
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
They can't afford another loss.

1076
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Yeah.

1077
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:19,000
The Ravens are a better team for now.

1078
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Raiders need to figure out their quarterback.

1079
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Yeah, McConnell is not the...

1080
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Minshew.

1081
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Oh, Minshew.

1082
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Minshew.

1083
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
So they get that figured out.

1084
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I think they can make a decent run for a wild card business.

1085
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Yeah, with Max Crosby and all those guys.

1086
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Yeah, absolutely.

1087
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Max Crosby is just a freak.

1088
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Oh my gosh.

1089
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
I would love to have him on the Chiefs.

1090
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Oh man, that would be good.

1091
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Except we really don't have room for him. We've got Chris Jones.

1092
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
We've got Carl Ofthus.

1093
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Yeah, I mean Carl Ofthus is...

1094
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
We really don't have room for Max.

1095
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Max Crosby is an every down player.

1096
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Him and Jones are such a one-two combo.

1097
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Yeah.

1098
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,000
It's amazing, man. Carl Ofthus, he could sneak up behind him and just tear him down.

1099
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Jones, they hear him.

1100
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
They hear him coming.

1101
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Yeah.

1102
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
They see these huge hands in their face.

1103
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,000
And then Carl Ofthus run around the back trying to like smack the ball out.

1104
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Yep.

1105
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
And trip him up.

1106
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Yeah.

1107
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,000
And then they're like Velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

1108
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
They hunt in packs.

1109
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Yes.

1110
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,000
And then you could have the occasional sneak up too from the cornerback or something like that.

1111
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Yeah.

1112
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Yeah, it's good.

1113
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
So yeah, I think Raiders have a chance.

1114
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Overall, I think Baltimore's got the better opportunity to turn their season around and do well this year.

1115
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
And really if the Raiders don't, no one's going to be surprised.

1116
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Yeah, it's just going to be okay.

1117
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Well, they're still rebuilding.

1118
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Yeah.

1119
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,000
They don't have the guy they thought Garoppolo is going to be that guy.

1120
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000
He's not.

1121
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Perfect excuse.

1122
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Oh well, first year head coach.

1123
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
New quarterback.

1124
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
That's why they didn't do well.

1125
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,000
So they've got those building excuses to fall back on if the season doesn't work out so well.

1126
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Yeah, I think that's what's going to happen too.

1127
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
But I think it's going to be more respectable though.

1128
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,000
I think it may be eight, nine seasons.

1129
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Yeah, closer to 500 than they did.

1130
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Last year was what, seven and ten?

1131
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Yeah, it's going to be closer to 500.

1132
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Yeah.

1133
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000
But still, nothing new.

1134
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
It's important to show that improvement too.

1135
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Yeah, and especially with a new coach.

1136
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah.

1137
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000
All right, next one.

1138
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Bengals, good team, horrible coaching.

1139
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
I'd say so.

1140
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
They definitely got the talent.

1141
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:34,000
And there are flashes where it shows on the field very clearly.

1142
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000
But they're also really bad mistakes and poor choices being made.

1143
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Poorly coached in a lot of areas.

1144
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Yeah.

1145
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Let me take this a step further now.

1146
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
All right.

1147
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
We both agreed with this earlier.

1148
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Right?

1149
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
We both think they're a horribly coached team.

1150
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Yeah.

1151
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Okay.

1152
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Burrow, good enough to make the highlight reels but not to lead a team to the promised land.

1153
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Yeah.

1154
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Yeah.

1155
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Yeah.

1156
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000
He's exciting and fun to watch, but that's about all you get out of him is exciting and

1157
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
fun.

1158
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Yeah, you don't really get much more.

1159
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Yeah.

1160
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
You don't get a perennial winner.

1161
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
No.

1162
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:16,000
And the Joe Cool attitude is not helping him because you want Joe fired up and hungry.

1163
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000
You want Joe ready to kick some ass because he wants it.

1164
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Instead he's like laid back and chill and mellow and just happy to be here.

1165
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
That doesn't fit.

1166
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
I go back to what I said earlier.

1167
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,000
The Holmes comes out there and he tells Likely, shut up.

1168
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Shut up and leave.

1169
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Yep.

1170
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Likely shuts up and leaves.

1171
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Burrow gets out there and he just kind of pushes him away.

1172
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Get out of here.

1173
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Yep.

1174
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000
I'm doing something.

1175
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000
That right there, that lack of respect tells me everything.

1176
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Yeah.

1177
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Jamar Chase.

1178
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,000
We're going to talk about Jamar Chase.

1179
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Oh, Jamar Chase, not Likely.

1180
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Yeah.

1181
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Likely is also doing that too.

1182
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I'm not trying to play footsie with you.

1183
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
I just, I fidget.

1184
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,000
I thought you were trying to kick me going, Jamar Chase.

1185
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Jamar Chase.

1186
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
No, I just fidget.

1187
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Yeah.

1188
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Chase just kind of pushed him away like, get out of here.

1189
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Yeah.

1190
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
And he had more than he wanted to say and he was going to say it and he didn't care who

1191
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
was telling him to shut up.

1192
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Yeah.

1193
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,000
And Burrow had to jump in front of him and keep pushing him a little bit to get him to

1194
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000
do that.

1195
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Yeah.

1196
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
That's.

1197
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Chase, even as big of an ego as he has, if the Holmes came up to him and said, shut your

1198
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,000
mouth and go back there, he would.

1199
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah.

1200
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Because of the respect factor.

1201
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Plus he knows that the Holmes has the respect of the team and the team will back him up

1202
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
before they would back up.

1203
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Yes.

1204
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Chase.

1205
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:37,000
And another thing is probably Chase is like, the guy that missed all last season, fuck

1206
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
you.

1207
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Get out of my way.

1208
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
I was playing.

1209
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Yeah.

1210
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
You weren't here while we were fighting and dying.

1211
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Yeah.

1212
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Yeah.

1213
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
So I'm telling you, yeah, not that good.

1214
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000
So I mean, good, but not that great.

1215
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:56,000
So it was kind of like watching Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro on stage.

1216
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Oh yeah.

1217
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,000
That was good.

1218
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,680
I mean, I was all over that.

1219
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,160
I watched the video.

1220
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:12,720
Perry Farrell's excuse is that the audio mix was wrong and the stage volume was such that

1221
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,000
the guitar was drowning out his vocals and he couldn't hear.

1222
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Okay.

1223
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,200
I've been in lots of rock bands.

1224
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,440
I've played on a lot of stages.

1225
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,960
I'm calling bullshit on that right away.

1226
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Number one, Jane's Addiction will use in-ear monitors.

1227
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,200
Yes.

1228
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:32,760
So stage volume has zero to do with anything.

1229
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:38,000
And if Perry Farrell couldn't hear, it's the sound guy's problem, not the guitar player.

1230
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,840
Because the sound man or sound woman is totally in charge of all volumes.

1231
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,000
So it's something else going on.

1232
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,720
Dave Navarro left Jane's Addiction for a reason.

1233
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,720
And apparently he's left again.

1234
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:51,720
Yes.

1235
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,720
They do not get along.

1236
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,720
They don't like each other in the least.

1237
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,280
It's Perry Farrell's Addiction.

1238
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,360
Dave Navarro cleaned himself up.

1239
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:03,040
Dave Navarro had a scary-ass drug habit, but he managed to get clean.

1240
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,320
Perry Farrell still isn't.

1241
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,960
Was that Perry Farrell or someone else that called Navarro a stinky Mexican?

1242
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,560
I think that was Perry.

1243
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,560
Okay.

1244
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,560
Yeah.

1245
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,480
And he's got to kind of like be in the back of Navarro's mind, too.

1246
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,480
Yeah.

1247
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480
Yeah.

1248
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,480
Yeah.

1249
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:26,040
So I think whatever the fight is between them, it's nothing to do with stage volume or what

1250
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,040
was happening on stage.

1251
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,040
No, no, no.

1252
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,520
It's an underlying symptom of what broke them up in the first place.

1253
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,400
The first thing people did was go back over the last few concerts, and you can catch them

1254
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,640
fighting on stage in those.

1255
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,960
It just never went that far.

1256
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,960
Yeah, yeah.

1257
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,360
And then, okay, they have a cancer, and now the cancer's progressed and it's taken them

1258
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,360
out again.

1259
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,360
Yeah.

1260
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,360
So they were in remission.

1261
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,360
Yeah.

1262
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,360
They got cancer again, and now it's gone.

1263
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,720
They'll probably never be together again.

1264
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,720
I wouldn't think.

1265
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:57,920
Maybe they'll put out some studio albums or something, but I think Dave Navarro took 14

1266
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,360
years, and this was an anniversary tour.

1267
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:05,960
They were not even halfway through, and Perry Farrell can't keep it together to earn money.

1268
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:06,960
Yeah.

1269
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:07,960
Yeah.

1270
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:12,840
You just don't need that in your professional career.

1271
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:21,680
I think there was also a complaint that supposedly the singer was supposed to start his next

1272
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:26,960
verse or whatever, and the guitar player played over him.

1273
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,400
Usually that's pretty much rehearsed to death.

1274
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:35,960
I know Jane's addiction shows aren't tightly as scripted as Taylor Swift or Rolling Stones

1275
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:40,800
or whatever, where everything is exactly the same every night, so all the sound cues and

1276
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,720
all the visual cues in.

1277
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:49,080
Jane's addiction, they're a little more loose, but it's pretty easy to tell when somebody's

1278
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:54,240
taking their turn to go longer on solo versus going back to the vocals.

1279
01:02:54,240 --> 01:03:02,840
There are all sorts of hand signals used on stage, and the fact that Perry Farrell was

1280
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:08,520
trying to force his way in and shut down Dave Navarro's solo, and it's like, no, I want

1281
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,520
to sing again.

1282
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:10,520
Shut up.

1283
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:14,160
You try to force his way in, Navarro would just keep playing, and then Perry Farrell

1284
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,040
would go and scream at him on stage.

1285
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,640
You can see that in several performances.

1286
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:20,640
That's immaturity.

1287
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,340
I mean, handle that.

1288
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:27,720
Get your road manager or your tour manager together with the musician and say, look,

1289
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:31,680
here's how we're going to do it so it goes smoothly and the audience gets a good show.

1290
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:37,320
Instead, Farrell just acted like a spoiled brat on stage thinking, well, there's no Jane's

1291
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,640
addiction without me.

1292
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,000
Well, it turns out there isn't any Jane's addiction anymore no matter what.

1293
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
That's it.

1294
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
It's done.

1295
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
It's all gone.

1296
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Yep.

1297
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,920
Okay, the next one, Pacheco, out six to eight weeks.

1298
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:56,160
Creamhunt is visiting the Chiefs on Wednesday.

1299
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,920
We already talked about this, and I think he's in a position to where he has no choice

1300
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,680
but to do if he has anything left in the tank, he's going to do it.

1301
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:10,800
So if you're going to get the best Creamhunt there is, this is it.

1302
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:14,960
And this is the best team Creamhunt's going to be on for the rest of his career, probably.

1303
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,360
Yes, and he's not tearing this team apart.

1304
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:21,520
He was let go, and he's coming back groveling.

1305
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,640
So if he has a bad attitude, he'll be out the door within no time.

1306
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,640
Oh, heck yeah.

1307
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:32,360
So, and as far as the Chiefs go, they have a lot of running backs who would love to jump

1308
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,360
on this team.

1309
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,360
Yep.

1310
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:39,840
So I think it might be a pretty good and wise choice to let him try.

1311
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,640
Yeah, really nothing to lose.

1312
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,640
Nothing at all.

1313
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,640
Really is nothing to lose.

1314
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:54,280
Justin Tucker, I put this in complete asshole, has missed six of his last seven field goal

1315
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,880
kicks over 50 yards.

1316
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,000
That's his Achilles heel.

1317
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Yes.

1318
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,560
Ravens are going to need a reliable kicker.

1319
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:08,800
That is going to hurt them a lot coming up.

1320
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:14,840
Because if they're no better than what they showed, then I feel sorry for them in the

1321
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,240
playoffs if they make it.

1322
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,560
Justin Tucker is not that guy anymore.

1323
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:24,000
He can't really nail an over 50 yarder like he used to with any accuracy.

1324
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,920
Any consistency at all.

1325
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:30,280
So when you come down in these playoff games, if they make it and it's down to three points

1326
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:36,080
and you got a 57 yarder that needs to be made, he's not the guy now.

1327
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:42,240
And in the Baltimore situation, you're playing against a lot of cold weather teams.

1328
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,240
Yes.

1329
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:44,240
Pittsburgh, Cincinnati.

1330
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,480
Oh, that's a great.

1331
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,040
And who's the fourth one?

1332
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,040
Cleveland.

1333
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,040
Cleveland, yeah.

1334
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,040
Yeah.

1335
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,680
All of those cities are at least as far north as Kansas City.

1336
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:55,680
Yes.

1337
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:01,080
Baltimore is about the same far north and they're kind of moderated by the ocean.

1338
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,720
But it's all cold weather, outdoor stadiums.

1339
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,720
Yes.

1340
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,080
And you're going to have to deal with that.

1341
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,240
And you're going to need a kick late in the game, maybe on the road.

1342
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:17,440
It's cold, weather's bad, the hometown crowd is against you because you're the visitor.

1343
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:21,840
And Justin Tucker's not going to be that guy anymore.

1344
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,280
I don't think he even trot him out on the field if it's a 50 plus yard field goal.

1345
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,280
He might as well go for it.

1346
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,920
He might as well go for it, yeah.

1347
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,800
In a way that's like, you know, well, we should be scoring touchdowns and not field goals.

1348
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,680
So this forces us to be more aggressive.

1349
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,680
Okay.

1350
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,200
But it also is going to make you lose points.

1351
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,200
Yes.

1352
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:44,720
Because Travis Henry and Lamar Jackson, if he's still in the game and not injured, can't

1353
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,200
do it 100% of the time.

1354
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,200
That's all they have.

1355
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,200
So.

1356
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:52,680
I mean, recently in Chiefs history, there have been field goals that have really saved

1357
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:53,680
our ass.

1358
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,680
Yes.

1359
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:55,680
Long field goals.

1360
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,360
A few days ago.

1361
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,360
Yeah.

1362
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,360
So it's still a thing in the NFL.

1363
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:05,280
You need somebody who can do those high pressure, long field goals.

1364
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,920
Last year we would have.

1365
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:08,520
We have went anywhere without Buckley.

1366
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:09,520
Oh man.

1367
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,760
No, we would have been a subpar team without him.

1368
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,760
Yeah, he missed what?

1369
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,720
A couple of extra points and we were all devastated.

1370
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,720
Oh no.

1371
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:19,680
Because we're just like, no, Harrison, he's everything.

1372
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:20,680
He makes it all.

1373
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,880
Well Townsend's not in anymore and suddenly he's making him.

1374
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,840
I think Townsend, that's part of his bye bye.

1375
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,840
Yeah.

1376
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:32,560
I don't think that he could hold the ball in a proper fashion as good as a kicker as

1377
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,560
he was.

1378
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:39,840
He couldn't grasp that place kicking.

1379
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,840
That's just my gathering.

1380
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:44,400
But who knows.

1381
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:48,560
So there's like all of a sudden big guns not that untouchable.

1382
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,560
Yeah.

1383
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:59,800
So, alright, I've got some more dumb statements.

1384
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,640
Want to go into them?

1385
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,640
Alrighty.

1386
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:05,640
Alrighty.

1387
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,080
Oh I got one for you.

1388
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:11,800
What did the sloth say after he was attacked by a gang of snails?

1389
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,040
I don't know.

1390
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:17,400
It all happened so fast.

1391
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,840
Here's a dad joke for you.

1392
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:19,840
I love it.

1393
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:24,640
That's a good one.

1394
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,560
Okay the first one is, he had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had

1395
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,000
to see.

1396
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,160
Mike Nolan.

1397
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:40,080
He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we all had to see.

1398
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,280
Mike Nolan.

1399
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,200
I don't want to see anybody's balls win.

1400
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,680
I don't even like looking at my own.

1401
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:48,120
I don't want to see them dangling in the wind.

1402
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,120
Good lord.

1403
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:55,000
And see all these guys could say foot balls or passes.

1404
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,120
I think they're going for that to a degree.

1405
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:02,440
Some of them are that dumb, some of them are just going for that.

1406
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:06,480
Lack of awareness.

1407
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,680
Man cutting the wind with your balls.

1408
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,840
He needs throwing a tight spiral.

1409
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:15,240
I guess into the wind or something.

1410
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:19,040
Just makes it sound like you're using your testicles in a wind chill situation.

1411
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,040
Yeah.

1412
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:23,440
It's not going to work today guys.

1413
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:24,440
Look at my nuts.

1414
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:25,440
Look at that.

1415
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:26,440
They're going to the right.

1416
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,640
No, forget it.

1417
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,440
Alright next one.

1418
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:36,360
It's fine to me every time he throws a pass it always comes right to me.

1419
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,480
I like his balls.

1420
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,480
Vernon Davis.

1421
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:45,560
Oh wow.

1422
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,560
Even players.

1423
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:52,320
Let's hope he heard it the moment after he said it and go oh man.

1424
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,320
Well he did now.

1425
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,320
It's all over the internet.

1426
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,320
Yeah.

1427
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,320
I like his balls.

1428
01:09:56,320 --> 01:10:02,360
Vernon Davis, the ball-liker, loves balls.

1429
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:05,760
It's like the guy who got a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods.

1430
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,840
He goes, hey great I like Dick's.

1431
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,520
Okay then.

1432
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:11,520
Sound bite.

1433
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:17,280
Then if a couple of people heard that he'll never live that down.

1434
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,280
No.

1435
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,840
Every now and then that one will rear its ugly head.

1436
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:21,840
Yeah sure thing, dick-liker.

1437
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:28,840
Yeah that's one that you'll never live down.

1438
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:33,040
They'll always remember it.

1439
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:36,640
The next one's from our good friend Troy Aikman.

1440
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:41,800
The Lions turnover rate is low because offense is turning over the ball and the defense isn't

1441
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,800
causing turnovers.

1442
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:48,120
Yeah.

1443
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,760
Let me do this again for a man.

1444
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:55,760
The Lions turnover rate is low because the offense is turning over the ball and the

1445
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,160
defense isn't causing turnovers.

1446
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,880
Mr. Obvious.

1447
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:08,720
So the fan is working because I plugged it in and turned it on and because I didn't throw

1448
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:14,000
it out the front door.

1449
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,000
Thanks for enlightening us.

1450
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Nothing to nothing Obvious.

1451
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,760
Nothing to nothing Obvious.

1452
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:24,640
I was totally lost until I learned that vital information from Troy Aikman.

1453
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:25,640
Thank you so much Troy.

1454
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:31,000
It's obvious to see you know the game very well and that's how come you did so well as

1455
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,160
your swift intellect towards football knowledge.

1456
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:40,080
Does he think the people watching TV are just not capable of understanding that the turnover

1457
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,040
margin is low because you're not turning it over?

1458
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,040
With him yes.

1459
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,040
With him yes.

1460
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:47,920
Because they think we're that dim that we didn't get it, we didn't make the connection.

1461
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,640
I view him as kind of a punkus.

1462
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:56,360
Yeah I think he considers himself in an elite group.

1463
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,640
There's no doubt in the way he talks.

1464
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:05,400
Yeah I mean the world's best brain surgeon and the world's best painter and the world's

1465
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,400
best photographer.

1466
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:10,360
I mean they all think they're in an elite group but Brady probably thinks being an NFL

1467
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,080
quarterback and winning Super Bowls means he's better than all them too.

1468
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,760
Not just us.

1469
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,960
Yes.

1470
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,160
Joe Buck definitely has that attitude.

1471
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:26,520
I'm on TV announcing games therefore you're not qualified to smell my farts.

1472
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:31,360
Only Joe Buck does it with his glasses, his readers down and his nose and one eyebrow

1473
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,360
raised.

1474
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:36,120
And the intentional mispronunciation of players on teams he doesn't play.

1475
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,120
Yes.

1476
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:43,400
And Troy Eggman is just staring off into space with his mouth open.

1477
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:48,840
He's probably told when Joe Buck starts talking to shut up and let him talk.

1478
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:53,480
Okay next one.

1479
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:57,480
Hardly anything wrong can go bad.

1480
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:59,120
That doesn't even make sense.

1481
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:04,200
Phil Simms of course.

1482
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,200
Hardly anything.

1483
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,400
No wonder I can't stand him.

1484
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,400
Oh gosh.

1485
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:12,120
How did he memorize an NFL level playbook?

1486
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:13,480
Yeah.

1487
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:20,880
I'm beginning to think that who was the guy the Giants head coach that coached him?

1488
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:21,880
Parcell?

1489
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,880
Yeah.

1490
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:23,880
Bill Parcells.

1491
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,080
He won because of him in defense.

1492
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:31,360
Yeah I'm beginning to think that he was the real force behind those winning teams and

1493
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:33,200
it wasn't really the players.

1494
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,200
I think so too.

1495
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,200
Yeah.

1496
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:41,800
Like you were saying with Schottenheimer he said the best coaching job he ever did was

1497
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,720
the Washington team to finish mediocre because they just had no talent.

1498
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:46,720
9 and 7.

1499
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:51,000
He was so happy he said they had no talent and I coached him up to 9 and 7.

1500
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,000
Yeah I think that's kind of what Parcells did in New York.

1501
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:59,120
They had mediocre and kind of average guys but he figured out the best way to use them.

1502
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,880
Yeah he put the pieces in the puzzle where they needed to be and he didn't worry about

1503
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:03,880
anything else.

1504
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,840
Everything else will take care of itself.

1505
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,780
And he was right.

1506
01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:09,780
Next one.

1507
01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:17,560
I think it's his self-confidence in himself that makes him so confident.

1508
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,920
Okay self-confidence in yourself.

1509
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,400
Is there any other kind?

1510
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,400
Don't think so.

1511
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:28,960
And what an amazing revelation that having confidence means you have confidence.

1512
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,760
I would never have figured that out.

1513
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:32,240
You want to know who the brainiac is this Sunday?

1514
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:33,400
Oh I'd love to know.

1515
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,400
Emmett Smith.

1516
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,400
Oh god.

1517
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,400
Emmett Smith again.

1518
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,160
He's just, I don't think he's as good as we thought he was.

1519
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,600
What is this after he banged his head real hard on the turf?

1520
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,600
Yes.

1521
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,600
Okay.

1522
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,600
He was used a lot.

1523
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,600
That's the thing about self-confidence.

1524
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,600
It's all of your confidence in yourself.

1525
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:53,000
Okay let me do this one more time.

1526
01:14:53,000 --> 01:15:00,200
I think it's his self-confidence in himself that makes him so confident.

1527
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,480
I'm trying to figure out what he was trying to say.

1528
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:03,600
Yeah me too.

1529
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,460
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that that wasn't really what he was trying to say.

1530
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:09,400
I have no idea where he was trying to go with that.

1531
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:14,080
I would have had to have heard the whole thing and it might have made more sense but I don't

1532
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,080
know.

1533
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,080
It's kind of like taking something out of a paragraph.

1534
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,920
If you see the whole paragraph maybe you can understand where they're trying to go.

1535
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:26,440
It may not be really intelligent but you may understand where they're trying to go.

1536
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:27,440
Next one.

1537
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:31,400
Like the most NFL head coaches, that man is passionate about football.

1538
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,280
Greg Gumbel.

1539
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:40,120
Damn I would hope if you were an NFL head coach that you would have some passion about

1540
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,120
football.

1541
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:45,000
Yeah good going Greg.

1542
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:51,480
Badda boy.

1543
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:55,320
That competitive eater is a competitive eater because he really likes competitive eating.

1544
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,320
Really?

1545
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:59,960
And he has a passion for competitive eating.

1546
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:01,960
Son of a bitch.

1547
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,720
It all makes sense now.

1548
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:09,240
Who was that again that said that?

1549
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:10,240
Greg Gumbel.

1550
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,240
Oh gosh.

1551
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,240
Greg Gumbel.

1552
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,240
I expected better.

1553
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,240
Greg Gumbel is alright.

1554
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:15,240
He's decent.

1555
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:16,240
I expected better out of him.

1556
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,240
Let's just hope that he was hungover that day.

1557
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,240
Does he even broadcast anymore?

1558
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,240
I don't think so.

1559
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,240
I don't think he does either but yeah he was great.

1560
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,240
He probably does a podcast I bet.

1561
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,240
Oh yeah.

1562
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:23,240
He would have good stories for that.

1563
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,240
Gumbels Fumbles.

1564
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:25,240
Gumbels Fumbles.

1565
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:26,240
There you go.

1566
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:37,680
Cue the Homer Simpson noise now.

1567
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:38,680
Next one.

1568
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:41,680
People wonder how the center couldn't feel his hands on a snap.

1569
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:47,680
Well that's a lot of man down there.

1570
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,320
Okay slightly inappropriate.

1571
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,320
Slightly homoerotic.

1572
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:55,760
You'd think it'd be Chris Collinsworth but no it's Steve Tasper.

1573
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,720
So even with all that it actually basically tells you absolutely nothing.

1574
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:00,720
Exactly.

1575
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:06,240
Not only is it borderline crude but it doesn't say anything.

1576
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:09,280
I mean he's having trouble holding on to the ball because I mean look he didn't change

1577
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,760
his jock strap this morning.

1578
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,760
Son of a bitch.

1579
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:14,760
Wow.

1580
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,800
Woo hoo.

1581
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,280
Yay.

1582
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:22,880
I can't wait until some team loses the World Series because they drove to the stadium in

1583
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,880
the wrong colored car.

1584
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,160
That's a lot of man down there.

1585
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,160
It's silver.

1586
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:29,760
I told you.

1587
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:34,560
So he couldn't, he's the center so he's hiking the ball to the quarterback but he couldn't

1588
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:38,880
feel the ball in his hands because that's a lot of man down there.

1589
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,880
Well number one how would he know?

1590
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:41,880
Yeah.

1591
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,560
Is he peeking?

1592
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,640
Maybe during the locker room interviews he's peeking.

1593
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,320
Yeah I mean steroids have been known to shrink stuff.

1594
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,320
This is true.

1595
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:51,920
Yeah so how does he know?

1596
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,520
How does he know?

1597
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,400
And apparently he just couldn't wait to say it.

1598
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:59,800
How would you like to be the center?

1599
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,920
Or how would you like to be the quarterback?

1600
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:09,880
You know you're kind of like implying some stuff there a little bit.

1601
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:10,880
I mean.

1602
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:14,760
It's like look dude do your job but quit talking gay about me alright.

1603
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:20,880
Yeah yeah I'd be like hey dude you and I, I'm not gay I don't know about you but you

1604
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:25,080
and I don't have anything going on so don't speak like that ever again.

1605
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,720
Yeah that's a lot of man down there.

1606
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,720
Yeah yeah so.

1607
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:33,160
I'll be honest head's down.

1608
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,000
Yeah a lot of man down there.

1609
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,400
Here lies so and so that's a lot of man down there.

1610
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,280
Well what happened to Steve Tasker now we know.

1611
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,280
Yeah.

1612
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,280
Yeah.

1613
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,840
Okay next one.

1614
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:50,400
They're going to keep running the ball even when they're not running the ball.

1615
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,720
Wow I would genuinely like to see that.

1616
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:57,160
I would like to see them run the football when they're not running the football.

1617
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:58,160
Me too.

1618
01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,160
That would be a pretty cool trick.

1619
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,840
You want to know what genius said this?

1620
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:02,840
Let's see.

1621
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:06,840
I can't even guess who said it.

1622
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,440
Oh you're going to go oh yeah of course Troy Aikman.

1623
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:14,440
Oh yeah of course.

1624
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:20,080
They're going to, they're running the football even when they're not running the football.

1625
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,080
Nice notes.

1626
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:24,960
I can't even think of a single circumstance where that would make any sense at all.

1627
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:31,120
No no it didn't make sense and it won't make sense no matter where you're at, where, nowhere.

1628
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:34,880
Well good thing these people are being paid millions of dollars to speak on TV.

1629
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,360
I know I feel so much better.

1630
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:42,240
You know the hell with hiring people like us who can actually put a sentence together.

1631
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,240
Yeah no.

1632
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,280
You need the morons and the mouth breathers.

1633
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,080
You need the morons and the mouth breathers.

1634
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,880
Alright next one, everybody has a preference.

1635
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:58,760
Some guys like them round, some guys like them thin and this is in 10, I didn't start

1636
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,600
this off right, this is in defense of deflate gate.

1637
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:02,600
Oh okay.

1638
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,040
Okay and I'll start this over so you know that.

1639
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,040
Okay.

1640
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:07,040
Everybody has a preference.

1641
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:12,040
Some guys like them round, some guys like them thin, some guys like them tacky, some

1642
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:16,480
guys like them brand new, some guys like them old balls.

1643
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:17,600
They're all different.

1644
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:23,760
It's a very individual thing.

1645
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:26,960
Some guys like to fondle them between plays.

1646
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,480
Some guys don't like them at all.

1647
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:34,480
Some guys like to take them out on the weekend and show their girlfriends.

1648
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,520
Some of them like them thin.

1649
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:38,800
Oh my gosh.

1650
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:43,800
Do they not hear the words coming out of their mouth when they're saying them?

1651
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:48,280
I would say no but maybe they're trying to get that effect, I don't know.

1652
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:52,880
Yeah I'm sure some of them they're told, go ahead and use words that have a double meaning

1653
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,040
so you can make the audience squirm.

1654
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,200
Yeah, yeah.

1655
01:20:56,200 --> 01:21:00,120
I think that's taken it probably a little too far.

1656
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,560
Too much balls in there, fake it out.

1657
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,200
I'll give you an early example of this.

1658
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:15,280
It was back in probably mid to late 80s when soap operas were just starting to talk about

1659
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:23,600
the AIDS epidemic and they had a character on General Hospital whose mother, who abandoned

1660
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:27,360
her long ago, shows up out of the blue and she's HIV positive.

1661
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,120
Oh I think I remember that.

1662
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:33,600
Yeah they're trying to get a point across.

1663
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:39,880
First thing she do is hide it from everybody and lie to everybody about her health status

1664
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,880
which is completely wrong.

1665
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:47,920
Second thing is she starts dating the head, the CEO of this company and they go out on

1666
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:54,640
a date and at the end of the date the guy leans in for a good night kiss and they made

1667
01:21:54,640 --> 01:22:02,160
it the most slobbery, wet, loud smacking kiss ever to try to drive the point home that he's

1668
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,600
getting AIDS-solid on his lips.

1669
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:05,960
And nothing happens.

1670
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:10,360
And then for like two minutes after that he walked around smacking his lips and licking

1671
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:16,360
his lips just to really hammer the point home that he just kissed a woman with AIDS and

1672
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:17,360
oh my god.

1673
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,800
I mean that kind of obviousness.

1674
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:26,280
Just like oh you people are so stupid or we're going to make you squirm so hard by keep showing

1675
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,400
you this over and over and over.

1676
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,000
And TV has not grown up since then.

1677
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,600
No it has not.

1678
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,680
Not in the least little bit.

1679
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:39,080
So they will find things that make you uncomfortable.

1680
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,280
Well now the big thing is this right here.

1681
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,240
It doesn't make me or you uncomfortable because we don't care.

1682
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,240
Yeah.

1683
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,240
Okay it's no big deal.

1684
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:52,480
We've spoke about this many times and whatever you like sexually if you're not underage or

1685
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:55,760
human trafficking or hurting somebody we don't give a shit.

1686
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,040
That's your sexuality.

1687
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,120
That's your business.

1688
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:04,640
But now it's like two men reading a book together hugging on the couch or two men having a little

1689
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,520
girl running around in front of them and they're both proud parents.

1690
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:11,920
And you know they're not doing that because you know oh look this is the new norm.

1691
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:15,560
They're doing it because we want to trigger somebody in the viewing audience.

1692
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,560
Yes.

1693
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,120
That's exactly why they want a reaction.

1694
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,000
And that's what that AIDS thing was about.

1695
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,880
They want them to go look these two.

1696
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,840
This lady had AIDS and he kissed all over and he's fine.

1697
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:30,280
But these two men have a child and they're fine.

1698
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,280
Yeah.

1699
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:38,880
Yeah and it's trying it's illustrating what some people would consider absurd.

1700
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:44,300
Yeah and in a way it strikes me that the TV networks are like a little kid who's just

1701
01:23:44,300 --> 01:23:45,300
learned a new cuss word.

1702
01:23:45,300 --> 01:23:46,300
Yes.

1703
01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:47,300
Yeah.

1704
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,480
And they know it makes their mommy uncomfortable so they say it as many times as possible.

1705
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:56,360
And that's what that's what's happening with any kind of movie TV show whatever that shows

1706
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:59,520
something that makes a large segment of people uncomfortable.

1707
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:00,520
Yes.

1708
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,440
That's the desired effect.

1709
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:08,520
It's not to change culture or to call awareness or to spark debate.

1710
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:11,920
No it's just because they want to make you uncomfortable so you watch.

1711
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:12,920
Yes.

1712
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:13,920
That's it.

1713
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:14,920
Yeah.

1714
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:15,920
That's the extent of their agenda.

1715
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,960
That's pretty much it right there.

1716
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:18,960
Yeah.

1717
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:28,440
And you could even go far as to say both Kamala Harris and Donald Trump need to get into the

1718
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:32,280
White House to do what they want to do.

1719
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:37,200
So the number one thing for them is get in the White House.

1720
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:43,360
So whatever they say whatever they do however they act the goal is get in the White House

1721
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:44,720
then figure it out from there.

1722
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:45,720
Yes.

1723
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:48,720
Now that's the realistic way to look at it.

1724
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:53,280
If you go across everything you ever said you're going to say what you think is going

1725
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:54,280
to get you in.

1726
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,840
And they'll deal with all the repercussions later.

1727
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,560
Well that's not what we said earlier.

1728
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:00,760
Most people don't care.

1729
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:01,840
That's what you're saying now.

1730
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,160
This is what I'm going to do.

1731
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:05,160
Yeah.

1732
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:13,280
Yeah the candidates who run their their campaign on doing the right thing and being in a person

1733
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:16,280
with integrity they're called defeated.

1734
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,960
They're called the ones who lost.

1735
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:18,960
Yes.

1736
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:23,840
The ones who win are the ones who manipulate say what people want to hear do people want

1737
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:28,240
to see TV shows you're saying histories are written by the conquerors.

1738
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,240
Yeah.

1739
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:34,560
So whoever wins automatically gets that right to defame the other and say whatever.

1740
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:40,600
Now there's one famous example where the history was written by the loser when the Roman Empire

1741
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:43,960
fell to the barbarians the Visigoths.

1742
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:44,960
Yeah.

1743
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:49,440
The Visigoths had no written language so they couldn't write the story.

1744
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,440
So they wrote the story.

1745
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:55,060
So the Romans the defeated ones wrote the story and painted the Visigoths as these mouth

1746
01:25:55,060 --> 01:26:00,080
breathing slobbering you know half witted fools.

1747
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,320
And actually they were very sophisticated.

1748
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,320
They had culture.

1749
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:06,600
They you know they did a lot of you know great things for their own population.

1750
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:07,600
Sour grapes.

1751
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:12,920
But the Romans wrote the history as the loser because the winner didn't have a written language

1752
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:13,920
yet.

1753
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:19,880
So everything you read about the fall of the Roman Empire was written by the Romans.

1754
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:21,680
Yep that does not surprise me.

1755
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:24,520
Keep that in mind.

1756
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:30,120
But I guess we wandered far afield from the point I guess I was making with NFL coverage

1757
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:31,120
and what the.

1758
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:37,360
That is where this came people say and the announcers what we're making fun of some

1759
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:41,640
of the stuff they're saying but a lot of this was probably hey say this and see what the

1760
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:42,640
reaction is.

1761
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:43,640
Yeah.

1762
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:44,640
They're not paying attention.

1763
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:45,640
They're not paying attention anymore.

1764
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:50,640
And also I think people are trying to fill so much time and there's a sudden delay in

1765
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:56,400
the game and there's not a plan to anything in the hopper get ready to go to.

1766
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,240
No state farm or nothing.

1767
01:26:58,240 --> 01:27:01,360
So they say the first thing that comes off their head.

1768
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,120
It's usually not well thought out.

1769
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,120
Yeah.

1770
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:05,120
Sometimes we think boo boo boo.

1771
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:10,120
And that's just you know imagine having to fill some time and all of a sudden you're

1772
01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:11,120
like blah blah blah.

1773
01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:12,120
Oh wait a minute why did I do that?

1774
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:15,360
I'm not a natural.

1775
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,320
Why did I just say that that's so yeah.

1776
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:24,040
It's like damn that's because times like that.

1777
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:26,600
You know you only have like a second to react.

1778
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:27,600
Yeah yeah.

1779
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:31,520
And yeah I've seen a little more dead air lately.

1780
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:32,520
I have too.

1781
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,840
I think it's more acceptable now.

1782
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,560
Yeah yeah.

1783
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:39,480
The saying that I grew up with is dead air is death.

1784
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,480
Yes.

1785
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:43,760
You have one single moment where someone isn't talking.

1786
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:44,760
I agree.

1787
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:48,600
Because if someone is tuning to your station then all they hear is like three or four seconds

1788
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,520
of silence they're going to move on.

1789
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,080
So that's why dead air is death.

1790
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,880
But anymore it's like it's okay.

1791
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:56,720
Sit there and gather your thoughts a little bit.

1792
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,920
People aren't because people are sitting there doing other things while they're watching

1793
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:00,920
the game.

1794
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:01,920
That's true.

1795
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:03,880
Yeah it used to be you'd watch the game and that was all you did.

1796
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,920
Now people you know look at their phone to watch the game or talk with their friends

1797
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:09,440
or they have three different games going at once.

1798
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:10,440
Yeah.

1799
01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:15,440
They have one on the big screen and they have two split on the phone or the laptop.

1800
01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:21,400
And that's where guys like Romo and Troy Aikman come in handy because they will say the obvious

1801
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:25,680
things over and over and over to help catch up to people who haven't been paying much

1802
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:26,680
attention.

1803
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,400
I could say the Chiefs are trying to score more points.

1804
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:30,400
Yeah.

1805
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:33,760
And you know they hear the TV get loud and then they turn to the TV and they're like

1806
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:38,760
oh what's happening and they hear Tony Romo going oh and then you know they throw the

1807
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:43,080
ball down the field and then they keep throwing the ball and they're like they feel like they

1808
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,560
know what's going on because Romo is going off on it.

1809
01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:48,560
Have you noticed he's backtracked this year a little bit?

1810
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,960
No I haven't really noticed.

1811
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,360
I'll look for that though.

1812
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:55,640
Yeah I think that like they told him to tone it down a bit and I think he did.

1813
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:59,520
I'm not for sure but it kind of sounds like they're like dude each year you're getting

1814
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:02,280
more and more annoying you've got to do something about that.

1815
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:08,720
Yeah and his endorsement deals have been drying up because his persona on the sports broadcast

1816
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:09,720
is.

1817
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:10,720
He's a goof.

1818
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:16,160
Yeah the goof who mumbles on and on and is thought disoriented and you don't want him

1819
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:20,560
speaking about your product if he's got a reputation for saying stupid things.

1820
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:24,400
Yeah you're like oh this guy can't pick me out of good product he can't even speak.

1821
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,920
Yeah so I think that's hurt his endorsement deal.

1822
01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:27,960
I think you're right.

1823
01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:33,720
And maybe it was Romo who went to the network and said look you know I'm happy to play the

1824
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:38,120
idiot with half a thought in his head but it's screwing up with my earning potential

1825
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:40,360
can we tone it down a bit.

1826
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:43,760
So it might have been even Romo saying I want to earn more money.

1827
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:48,440
I mean why wouldn't it be yeah he's like dude this is ruining everything and I had going

1828
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:49,440
on.

1829
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:52,800
I'm seeing Will Ferrell doing commercials now which he never used to do.

1830
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:54,520
I think he's kind of done with movies.

1831
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:57,220
I think he is too.

1832
01:29:57,220 --> 01:30:01,680
He's older you know he's made tons of money for his kids and paid for the college and

1833
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:02,680
stuff.

1834
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:03,680
No he's just padding the stats.

1835
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:09,400
Yeah and he's never been the kind of guy who likes the public spotlight because you never

1836
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:10,960
see him unless he's promoting.

1837
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:12,600
He's just like Alvin Ackes.

1838
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:14,960
Never been Hollywood seen.

1839
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:15,960
Never ever.

1840
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:18,240
He lives in North Carolina on a big ranch.

1841
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:21,000
He only went to Hollywood when necessary.

1842
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,480
That was it.

1843
01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:27,360
Yeah and then you got like Kevin Bacon and Kiris Edgewick have left Hollywood completely

1844
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:29,840
because it's just a really unhealthy place to live.

1845
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:32,760
They both made tons of money there.

1846
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:33,760
What the hell out?

1847
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:36,280
I commend them too.

1848
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:39,080
They don't want anything to do with that.

1849
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:40,080
They're like now that's toxic.

1850
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:45,520
They over here you guys are still going to hire me because I'm preferred but I'm not

1851
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:47,560
going to live by your set of whatever.

1852
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:48,560
Pretty good.

1853
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:53,440
Alright now you got anything else?

1854
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:55,640
Kind of floundering.

1855
01:30:55,640 --> 01:31:00,040
I don't have much else that I saw lately.

1856
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:07,240
You mentioned out Elon Musk is now offering to Father Taylor Swift's baby and acting like

1857
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:09,360
he's doing her a favor.

1858
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:13,400
I didn't know anything about this until you told me on the ride up here.

1859
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:17,840
JD Vance made the comment about this country is being run by childless cat ladies and is

1860
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:19,800
that what you want?

1861
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:26,760
What his goal was to promote saying this country should be run by married couples with children

1862
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:31,040
and then everybody else doesn't count as much which is a pretty horrible thing to say.

1863
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:34,280
But that's basically what JD Vance was saying in other words.

1864
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:40,600
So Taylor comes out and says something in support of Harrison signs it childless cat

1865
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:42,840
lady which she is.

1866
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:45,560
She has no kids and she has cats.

1867
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:54,160
So Elon Musk piles on in a public I don't know if it's a tweet or what platform he used but

1868
01:31:54,160 --> 01:32:00,560
he's acting as if she asked him and he's like okay Taylor Swift I will gift you with a child

1869
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:04,520
and I'll even be nice to your cats.

1870
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:10,600
I guess he was trying to flex as like she'd be lucky to have my baby but the immediate

1871
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:14,200
overwhelming response is this guy is a total creeper.

1872
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:19,960
I mean it just looks sick and perverted to have this guy macking on Taylor Swift and

1873
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:21,720
offering to impregnate her.

1874
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:22,720
It's just disgusting.

1875
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,160
That does not go over well.

1876
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,760
That does not go over well.

1877
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:33,680
And have you seen actual photographs of Elon Musk not his doctored and photoshopped and

1878
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:34,680
AI ones?

1879
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:35,680
Oh yeah.

1880
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,720
Dude is fatter than I am.

1881
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:42,320
I mean I'm fat but the dude has got a big fat belly and man boobs.

1882
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:43,920
He's got a big chunky face.

1883
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:45,720
Yeah and you know so what?

1884
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:47,160
There's a lot of people that are overweight.

1885
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:49,720
The thing is he's conscious about it.

1886
01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:54,800
But the fact that he's lying about it so much that he's so vain that he photoshops pictures

1887
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:59,800
to make his face look slimmer or he insists he's only photographed from certain angles

1888
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:03,560
and the one showing his true form are people who are just taking pictures of him when he's

1889
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,560
out on the coast.

1890
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,560
Who's that?

1891
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,560
Oh that's Elon Musk.

1892
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:08,760
Oh did he gain a lot of weight?

1893
01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:09,760
No.

1894
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:10,760
No.

1895
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:12,880
This is just a real photograph of him.

1896
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:17,400
So you know I mean like we were saying if Elon Musk didn't have a crap ton of money

1897
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,240
nobody would know who he was.

1898
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:24,200
He doesn't have the ideas and the brilliance etc. to make it.

1899
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:27,600
He had all of his parents emerald mine money.

1900
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:28,600
Yeah.

1901
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:33,760
Yeah he was given the money to start so.

1902
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:39,480
Did you see where SpaceX punched two holes in the atmosphere?

1903
01:33:39,480 --> 01:33:41,240
I saw that yeah.

1904
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:42,240
Let's hope they heal up.

1905
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:43,840
Some of them can heal up.

1906
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:45,920
But sometimes they don't.

1907
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:52,400
Yeah and then I've got the most important question of this whole podcast.

1908
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:56,840
Is Jamie better than Flo?

1909
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:57,840
I'm going to say yeah.

1910
01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,360
I'd say yeah too.

1911
01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:01,520
I think let's see you've got.

1912
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,060
He's a clown.

1913
01:34:03,060 --> 01:34:04,060
He's funny.

1914
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:05,060
He's interesting.

1915
01:34:05,060 --> 01:34:06,060
Yeah.

1916
01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:09,120
Flo is old and tired.

1917
01:34:09,120 --> 01:34:10,120
I'm tired of Flo.

1918
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:11,360
She's got nothing new.

1919
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:12,720
She's just the same old crap.

1920
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:14,320
She's never changed her appearance once.

1921
01:34:14,320 --> 01:34:15,320
It's just big.

1922
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:16,320
Yeah.

1923
01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:20,320
And then the other girl with the little chipmunk voice.

1924
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:24,640
Yeah she looks like she would just be like just a little meat girl.

1925
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:25,640
But no no no.

1926
01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:29,200
She's actually one that talks people into buying stuff they didn't want.

1927
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:35,240
And also the one that shot Jamie down because he was getting ready to signal Beetlejuice.

1928
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:45,560
But her character to me is really odd because she's a sourpuss, a buzzkill, a drag.

1929
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:46,560
But cool.

1930
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:49,640
She always has something negative to say.

1931
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,640
Personally I don't find her cool.

1932
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:53,760
I find her to be annoying and I wish she'd go away.

1933
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:57,240
No I agree but I think people think she's cool.

1934
01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,240
I think so too.

1935
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:01,960
Because look she just talked this guy into buying auto insurance when they weren't going

1936
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:02,960
to.

1937
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:03,960
Yeah.

1938
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:08,120
And they have the random black guy because they have the diversity somehow.

1939
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:10,520
Yeah they have one thing that featured him and it wasn't that good.

1940
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:13,400
He was having a dream and everyone else is in it.

1941
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:14,400
Yeah.

1942
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:16,640
And he woke up and he's like damn it they're in my dreams too.

1943
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,640
That was just so stupid.

1944
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:18,640
Yeah.

1945
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:19,640
Yeah.

1946
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:23,360
He's there as a support character which is kind of telling that the only person of color

1947
01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:25,360
is just a minor support character.

1948
01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:26,360
I would agree.

1949
01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:28,360
I feel the same way.

1950
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:31,680
Yeah he should play a bigger role but they never made him interesting enough.

1951
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:35,960
They just kind of like oh we just want you there and that's it.

1952
01:35:35,960 --> 01:35:41,080
In the weird head commercials the cast of the commercials is now having some like franchise

1953
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:42,080
implications.

1954
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:43,080
Yeah.

1955
01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:44,080
I know.

1956
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,080
That's why I brought that up.

1957
01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:49,200
I was like you know that had to be brought up to you because I know that you have the

1958
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:52,160
same kind of mindset as huh.

1959
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:55,640
Now they're pimping so and so where they're doing this and yeah flow has not been the

1960
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,400
big thing for a while now.

1961
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:59,720
They haven't made her the big part of the commercials.

1962
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:01,920
The big part of the commercials have been Jamie.

1963
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:02,920
Yeah.

1964
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:07,880
And doing stupid shit and he's always come off as a dork but they have one commercial

1965
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:13,080
where he's at home and celebrities are coming up and saying hi he's got this really hot

1966
01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:14,080
wife and.

1967
01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:15,080
I remember that yeah.

1968
01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:16,080
Yeah.

1969
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:24,760
And it was funny because they made him like this really savvy stud.

1970
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:25,760
Yeah.

1971
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:28,080
Everyone thought he was just a scatterbrained squirrel.

1972
01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:32,360
Yeah and then he's at home and he's like he's worshiped by all these people.

1973
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:33,360
Yeah.

1974
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:36,360
And then they went back to him being a dork.

1975
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:37,360
Yeah.

1976
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:38,360
All right.

1977
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:43,880
I've noticed that State Farm has changed their ads a bit.

1978
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:48,280
When they first came out with Jake from State Farm 2.0.

1979
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,280
Yeah.

1980
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:50,280
Yeah.

1981
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:51,920
Not the first one that's in that call center.

1982
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:57,560
Yeah the first one is a pasty chunky white guy in a call center.

1983
01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:02,920
Yeah and the guy is talking to him before in the morning and he's like OK Jake.

1984
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:10,520
So then they turned Jake into young muscly hip black urban all sorts of cool stuff.

1985
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:19,620
But they still did the commercials as State Farm customers needing to have their coverage

1986
01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:21,600
explained to them.

1987
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:23,160
Yes.

1988
01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:29,760
And that lasted at least a year and I actually was almost ready to discuss it with my insurance

1989
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:32,400
agent to say why are you doing this with your ads.

1990
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:35,120
You're calling State Farm customers stupid.

1991
01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:36,120
Yes.

1992
01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:40,240
We got your insurance coverage but we're too stupid to understand or use it correctly until

1993
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:42,320
you explain it to us like we're little kids.

1994
01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:46,120
I think you'd be surprised the amount of people that have it broke down is what it is.

1995
01:37:46,120 --> 01:37:47,120
Yeah.

1996
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:49,640
But for some people that appeals to them.

1997
01:37:49,640 --> 01:37:50,640
Yeah I think so.

1998
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:51,640
Yeah.

1999
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:52,640
But fortunately they've gotten away from it.

2000
01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:55,680
I've got a good one is a Lemu Emu.

2001
01:37:55,680 --> 01:37:56,680
Yeah.

2002
01:37:56,680 --> 01:38:00,520
I mean it always says oh you customize it the way you want and pay what you want.

2003
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:04,480
It makes it sound like you can knock off three quarters of it which isn't the state regulations.

2004
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:06,880
And still get all the coverage you want.

2005
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:07,880
Yeah.

2006
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:11,840
What it is is you could knock them all off but it wouldn't be the nothing required by

2007
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:13,120
the state you're in.

2008
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:14,880
So you have to get the next plan.

2009
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:16,920
But it's there if you can.

2010
01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:17,920
Yeah.

2011
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:18,920
It's complete.

2012
01:38:18,920 --> 01:38:19,920
To me it's complete fabrication.

2013
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:20,920
Yeah.

2014
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:21,920
Yeah.

2015
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:26,400
And it's insinuating that you can get it as cheap as you want and still have it legal

2016
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:27,400
in your state.

2017
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:28,400
Yeah.

2018
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:29,400
Yeah.

2019
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:33,400
And technically if you're in the right state you could.

2020
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:34,400
Yeah.

2021
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:35,720
But if you're in the wrong state you can't.

2022
01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:40,760
So I kind of look at it as decevery but whatever.

2023
01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:42,240
There was one more point I was trying to make.

2024
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:43,240
What was that?

2025
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:44,240
Oh we were talking about Flow, Jamie.

2026
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:46,240
Yeah and it was.

2027
01:38:46,240 --> 01:38:50,240
Hang on a second.

2028
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:52,000
I remembered what it was.

2029
01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:55,600
When the Ford came out with the EcoBoost engine.

2030
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:56,600
Remember that?

2031
01:38:56,600 --> 01:39:02,080
It was a little I think four cylinder is it a four or six cylinder engine that was supposed

2032
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:06,160
to replace the gas guzzling V8.

2033
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:10,560
And they towed they showed people in the commercials look it's got all the power to tow this and

2034
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:12,600
tow that and tow this.

2035
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:16,120
But you get 34 miles to the gallon.

2036
01:39:16,120 --> 01:39:20,320
Now all you have to do is look at it and see the word turbo.

2037
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:25,600
Okay the 34 miles to the gallon is if you were driving in such a way that your turbo

2038
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:27,040
never comes on.

2039
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:28,200
Yeah.

2040
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:32,920
And then the towing power only comes when you got your foot in it so the turbo is always

2041
01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:33,920
on.

2042
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:36,280
Now that's how it's got to work.

2043
01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:39,800
And intuitive people figure that out.

2044
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:46,040
But an enormous number of Ford owners thought oh they're promising me turbo power at 35

2045
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:47,040
miles per gallon.

2046
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:48,040
I'll buy one.

2047
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:50,640
Then they bought it and it was nothing like that.

2048
01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:54,960
And then they get mad at Ford because they had a clever ad that fooled them.

2049
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:59,680
It's like dude you really think a turbo is going to get you great gas mileage and you

2050
01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:03,800
really think you're going to tow that big ass boat and still get 34 miles to the gallon.

2051
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:05,800
You're the problem.

2052
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:06,800
Yeah.

2053
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:07,800
Yeah.

2054
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:08,800
Yeah.

2055
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:09,800
Yeah.

2056
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:16,600
I mean look the American public is pretty much stupid and looks like they're selling

2057
01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:17,600
to that.

2058
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:21,720
I remember helping a friend out once there was a car ad where it was showing this car.

2059
01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:26,640
You know Fairly Desirable is like an old Zachieva or something that was popular at the time.

2060
01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:30,520
And it was on sale for a pretty low price.

2061
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:33,600
And the ad was running and he was like oh man that's awesome.

2062
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,400
I'm going to go you know Monday I'm going to go there.

2063
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:37,760
I'm going to try and see if I can get one of those.

2064
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:40,360
And I pointed out look at the look at the screen here.

2065
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:43,200
It's giving you an individual stock number.

2066
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:46,360
That means there is one car at that price.

2067
01:40:46,360 --> 01:40:48,680
And once it sells it's over.

2068
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:51,000
And they probably already had an agreement on it.

2069
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:52,520
As soon as it yeah.

2070
01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:56,600
So no guaranteed no matter what you go and try to find that car they're going to tell

2071
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:57,840
you oh that's already been sold.

2072
01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,840
But here's one that's more expensive.

2073
01:40:58,840 --> 01:40:59,840
Yeah.

2074
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:00,840
And then here's another thing I do too.

2075
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:05,200
They'll have one out in the front that's great and a low price.

2076
01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:07,320
Then you go in there and go oh that one's sold.

2077
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:08,320
Yep.

2078
01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:09,320
Yeah.

2079
01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:10,320
But I have this red one over here.

2080
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:11,320
Uh huh.

2081
01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:12,320
Like no no.

2082
01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:16,840
And at first my friend was pissed off that I'd stolen his dream that he was going to

2083
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,360
get that car for that super cheap price.

2084
01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:22,880
But after a half hour his wife was saying you know it's a good thing we didn't waste

2085
01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:23,880
a trip out there.

2086
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:24,880
Yeah.

2087
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:25,880
Yeah.

2088
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:30,760
And they have a hard time telling you that it's sold too.

2089
01:41:30,760 --> 01:41:34,880
If you go down there they go well we have many in stock a lot like that.

2090
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,880
Well is it sold or not?

2091
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:38,240
I'm not sure.

2092
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:39,240
I don't think so.

2093
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:40,240
Yeah.

2094
01:41:40,240 --> 01:41:45,160
Either that or well I guess they were closing on it when I was talking to you.

2095
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:46,160
Yeah.

2096
01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:47,160
I apologize.

2097
01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:52,720
My son Lewis recently bought a car and I told him when you're doing the haggling thing on

2098
01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:57,800
the price and the guy says okay well let me go talk to my manager.

2099
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,800
Go with him.

2100
01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:00,880
Just say alright fine I'll go with you.

2101
01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:02,240
I want to talk to him too.

2102
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:03,240
Yeah.

2103
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:07,480
And let them go off by themselves and jerk you around pretending they're talking about

2104
01:42:07,480 --> 01:42:08,480
your deal.

2105
01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:09,480
I did that but here's why.

2106
01:42:09,480 --> 01:42:10,480
I left.

2107
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:13,080
He goes alright I'll be right back.

2108
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:16,600
I said alright I'll be here and I walked out the door and left.

2109
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:22,840
My wife told a salesman once he had already gone to the manager twice and he said well

2110
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:24,600
let me go talk to him again.

2111
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:29,840
She said alright fine but last time you come back with the deal or I'm not here.

2112
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:31,800
And she was on Independence Avenue.

2113
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:35,200
There's dealerships all up and down the street and she had cash she was ready to buy and

2114
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:37,440
she's like this is it.

2115
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:41,040
Don't go back to your manager anymore after this because I'm leaving.

2116
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:44,960
So he sat there and then he came up with a better deal.

2117
01:42:44,960 --> 01:42:45,960
Yeah of course.

2118
01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:48,520
Because they don't need to go back to the sales manager.

2119
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:51,040
It's just a game.

2120
01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:56,160
We fall for all this shit and we're falling for it in the program itself like the NFL

2121
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:57,160
broadcast.

2122
01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:58,160
Yeah.

2123
01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:02,000
And we're trading as those same type of crap lies and we're buying it.

2124
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:06,400
Well I used to like make up really obvious lies but they can't call you on it because

2125
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,400
they're trying to sell to you.

2126
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:11,680
Like I have my wallet and you can see my wallet in my back pocket.

2127
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:14,320
Oh shit I forgot my wallet I'll have to come back.

2128
01:43:14,320 --> 01:43:16,760
Wait a minute wait a minute what's your number when you call you back.

2129
01:43:16,760 --> 01:43:19,120
No no no I know where I left it I'll be right back.

2130
01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:22,400
And then on your way out you just grab your wallet and start looking through it.

2131
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:25,800
And they can't say anything because they'll be calling you a liar.

2132
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:28,000
The funnest one is at Walmart though.

2133
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:30,800
They have a guy that checks your receipt right.

2134
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:36,360
Okay well whenever you go through the self checkout you have the option of getting a

2135
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:42,580
receipt online emailed to you or a physical receipt.

2136
01:43:42,580 --> 01:43:47,600
So the guy goes to me he goes can I see your receipt and I go I got it online and I had

2137
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:48,600
it in my hand.

2138
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:53,920
And he says or he looks at it looks at me again looks at it and he goes okay have a

2139
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:54,920
good day.

2140
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:56,420
Anything he can say.

2141
01:43:56,420 --> 01:43:57,420
You bet.

2142
01:43:57,420 --> 01:44:00,480
Oh yeah you call the customer a liar right to their face.

2143
01:44:00,480 --> 01:44:01,680
This is not going to end well.

2144
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:04,640
He probably thought well he's baiting me that's not even a receipt.

2145
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:05,640
Yeah.

2146
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:06,640
It's going to look like one.

2147
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:07,640
Yeah.

2148
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:09,640
Yeah I do that all the time whenever I go there I'll have it in my hand and even when

2149
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:14,080
I'm talking to them you know have it in my hand go I didn't get a physical receipt it's

2150
01:44:14,080 --> 01:44:19,720
online and I'm not going to go through my email to show you.

2151
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:23,000
They're like going uh huh fucking liar but they can't prove it.

2152
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:31,440
I don't know about Kansas but in Missouri they have to show just cause that you're stealing

2153
01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:33,640
before they can require you to show your receipt.

2154
01:44:33,640 --> 01:44:34,640
Yeah that's true.

2155
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:37,120
You can just blow on past and say meh.

2156
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:40,080
That they have it on camera they can't take someone's word.

2157
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:43,160
I see them stick that in his backpack.

2158
01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:45,720
No I didn't.

2159
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:59,720
And strictly speaking lost tracking and I'm having so many brain farts it's just crazy.

2160
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:06,640
The caveat I was going to say was if you're in a membership type place like Costco, Sam's

2161
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:11,880
Club or whatever that can be part of the membership is you have to submit to have your receipt

2162
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:12,880
checked.

2163
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:13,880
Pretty sure it is.

2164
01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:17,280
In that case they could revoke your membership and say don't come back.

2165
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:22,880
But like just a regular grocery store, a quick trip, you know wherever they have to show

2166
01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:30,800
cause that they suspect you of stealing before they can force you to show the receipt.

2167
01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:32,740
And you don't even have to slow down.

2168
01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:37,440
You just walk by past and say hey if you think I'm stealing prove it.

2169
01:45:37,440 --> 01:45:41,120
They have to let you go they can't hold you there.

2170
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:45,040
Now that's an interesting situation.

2171
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:47,880
Alright I think that's probably about it.

2172
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:48,880
Alright.

2173
01:45:48,880 --> 01:45:52,240
We'll wrap up this meandering wandering thing.

2174
01:45:52,240 --> 01:45:56,320
Yeah if you're still with us we're sorry.

2175
01:45:56,320 --> 01:46:00,160
Yeah we're up to about an hour and forty five now that's pretty awesome.

2176
01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:01,160
Yeah that is.

2177
01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:04,200
If nothing else it's good to listen to while you fall asleep.

2178
01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:06,760
There you go.

2179
01:46:06,760 --> 01:46:11,320
Alright this has been the what the sports bastards?

2180
01:46:11,320 --> 01:46:12,320
The sports bastards.

2181
01:46:12,320 --> 01:46:13,320
Yeah.

2182
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,320
Volume three I guess.

2183
01:46:14,320 --> 01:46:20,280
Yeah we don't have to go in numerical order next week it will be volume number seventeen.

2184
01:46:20,280 --> 01:46:22,880
This is volume three thirty two.

2185
01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:23,880
Yeah.

2186
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:24,880
Three thirty two.

2187
01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:25,880
Bye.

2188
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:26,880
Bye.

2189
01:46:26,880 --> 01:46:30,880
Did you wonder what these two dullards look like?

2190
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:32,880
Yeah me neither.

2191
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:36,880
Did you really sit there and listen to all that garbage that you're spilling?

2192
01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:39,880
Do you actually believe one inch of it?

2193
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:40,880
I didn't think so.

2194
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:41,880
Hang out.

2195
01:46:41,880 --> 01:47:03,440
Game over.