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We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the post-apocalypse. 13 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Learn your soils. You will need drinking and bath water. You must build a reservoir. The key to hold water in the ground are the clays you have at its base. Research water purification methods and wild game will attract to the water as well. 14 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Hi everybody. Thanks for joining us. Or me, I guess. The regular podcast, this is a regular podcast and is a solo cast until further notice or forever or until I get completely tired of doing this and just never get near it again. 15 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Whichever is first, that's what it is. But Topher and I will continue to do the NFL picks and then after that hopefully we can just do a sports show or something like we have been doing twice a week. We record it all in one day down at the River Market and then split it up into two. So that's two a week. 16 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:56,000 So anyhow, kind of concentrating on more quality than quantity this time around. So anyhow, and if I do have another partner or co-host or whatever, it's got to be the right one. 17 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I'm just not going to, I'm not going to let the podcast, it's going to maintain a certain quality. So anyhow, start off here. 18 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:30,000 John Bon Jovi helps talk a woman down from a ledge on a Nashville bridge. The Nashville bridge is the pedestrian bridge. And anyone that's familiar with lower Broadway, which is entertainment district that has all Blake Shelton and the guy from American Idol, I forgot his name. 19 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:46,000 We all have bars down there, the Reg Nets, the Rivi area is there and there's Jack's Barbecue and all these, all these places. And it's a really neat area. And it's right on the pedestrian bridge is right on the side of there going over the Cumberland River. 20 00:04:46,000 --> 00:05:06,000 And if you get on the pedestrian bridge, you can look over and see the skyline is a beautiful picture and the Cumberland River is pretty cool looking. So anyhow, the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, John Bon Jovi and a video production assistant persuaded women standing on the ledge of the pedestrian bridge over the Cumberland River. 21 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Bon Jovi was filming a music video on the bridge, which remained open during the shoot. 22 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:25,000 The rocker and assistant talked to the woman and eventually convinced her to not jump. It was later revealed that John Bon Jovi had to pinky swear to never wear his tight leather pants on stage ever again. 23 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:31,000 I think it's pretty good deal. Yeah, she got off the ledge and he pinky swore never to do it again. 24 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:38,000 It was later revealed that John Bon Jovi looks just like Jamie Lee Curtis. 25 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:53,000 If you put them side to side, picture to picture, you'll see what I mean. Google it. If you don't know who Jamie Lee Curtis is. And if you do, just think about Bon Jovi's latest picture and Jamie Lee Curtis. You'll see what I mean. 26 00:05:53,000 --> 00:06:03,000 McDonald's has released a new line of Happy Meal Crocs. As if the Hello Kitty toys in the child's meal weren't enough to make an average parent cry. 27 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Now the new Happy Meal will have keychain crocs in the meal. That's right. These are not real crocs, of course, because that would take up the whole bag. 28 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:21,000 So they're little replica crocs that are made keychains. So they're keychain crocs and they're in these Happy Meals. 29 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I don't know how many children have keys that will want a Happy Meal, but you know what? If you do have keys, well, there you go. 30 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:38,000 So these toys are small figuring keychains of the famous McD's characters. I do have a suggestion though. 31 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Get your child a drool cup. The toxic waste that these Chinese toys might contain could have an adverse effect. 32 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Allegedly. And now for something completely unusual and different. Actually, another entertainment. So, you know, another entertainer. 33 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Flavor Flav signed a seven year sponsorship with the Boys and Girls water polo team. What Flavor Flav and water polo have in common? 34 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:16,000 I have no clue. But he did this. He also had the chance to hit the closing bill for Wall Street because they launched this new venture and, you know, 35 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:26,000 and then it's public trading. So he got to hit the gavel at the end. Flav hit the gavel so hard that the rubber drum come off the gavel 36 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:36,000 and flew and hit his press guy in the face. The press guy is OK, but I mean, he he said it was good luck. Flavor Flav said it was good luck to smash the gavel hard, 37 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:46,000 which he did. Further examination revealed he taped a picture of Bridget Nelson on the desk. It worked. 38 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:55,000 All right. In today's Mark investigates, it's pissants. We've all heard the term pissants, right? 39 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:03,000 That's pissant. You know, you know, equating someone to a pissant or something. It's kind of like demeaning, like they're a little minute. 40 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Well, I always wondered if there really is a pissant. So, you know, I'm pretty confident that everyone's heard the term pissant. 41 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:23,000 So does a pissant does it really exist? The answer is yes. They are really a term for a species of ants. 42 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:34,000 The real name is very similar, but it would be pronounced in one word pissant, pissant, not pissant. It would be pissant as in one word. 43 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Very similar, but it the common way of saying it is pissant. And anyhow, the original pissant is a certain group of large ant species, 44 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:54,000 also known as wood ants. This ant has a reddish head and neck area with mostly black abdomen and legs. I think we've all seen these before. 45 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:00,000 They're big ants. They can be intrusive, especially at picnics or outdoor activities. 46 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:12,000 They also have a nickname sugar ants because the insects love of sugar. Now that you know that, nothing's changed except the knowledge of pissants. 47 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:24,000 You are welcome. So now we go to hostess. You know, the snack cake people, their new Halloween lineup. 48 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:32,000 New hostess frankincakes, frankincakes like Frankenstein only put a cakes on the end of it and take off the Stein. 49 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:44,000 A yellow cupcake with signature cream filling topped with green icing and an icing squiggle, whatever the hell a squiggle is. That's what's on here. 50 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Hostess spooky Twinkies chocolate sponge cake with signature cream filling and hostess Gary cakes. 51 00:09:53,000 --> 00:10:05,000 A chocolate cupcake with signature cream filling topped with orange icing and the brand signature icing squiggle. Okay, the squiggles that little, you know, 52 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:14,000 kind of weird line, circle line, whatever. Okay. Hostess Halloween snacks are available in multi packs and new family size trick or treat packs. 53 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Both packages sizes consist of snack cakes and individually wrapped in Halloween themed plastic wrappers. Hostess spooky Twinkies and hostess scary cakes also come in single serve packages. 54 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:42,000 So there you go. And also in addition to this, they this is every year. Yearly they have a hostess pumpkin spice Twinkies golden sponge cake with a pumpkin spice flavored cream filling, filling available in multi packs. 55 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Hostess size pumpkin cupcakes, a pumpkin flavored cupcake with signature cream filling topped with white icing and a signature icing squiggle available in single serve packs and multi packs. 56 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:04,000 And finally hostess maple glazed donuts. Now that sounds pretty good. I mean, all of it sounds good, but maple glazed donuts sound fantastic. 57 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Bite sized cake donuts covered with a sweet maple flavored glaze available in single serve packs and multi packs. Pretty cool. 58 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Yeah, I think I will delve into some of these when I get a chance at the store. So we move along. 59 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:39,000 So anyhow, let's see. I got some other stories here. Let me take a look here. Well, it seems as though some people are upset with Al Michaels, you know, the great broadcaster. 60 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:56,000 He was on NBC for years and now he's on Amazon Prime. For what I understand, he got tired of, you know, them flexing the schedule and he was supposed to go to, I don't know, California, but instead he had to go to New York or Texas or something. 61 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:09,000 He didn't like it. You know, he's pretty old. I mean, I think he's like 76. So he doesn't feel like doing that game anymore. Who can blame him? So he wanted to go to something that they couldn't flex. And that is a Thursday night game. 62 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:22,000 But I did notice this year that Thursday night games are better matchups. So the first one was, of course, you know, the Ravens at Arrowhead Stadium versus the Chiefs, a replay of the championship game. 63 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:35,000 And my my chiefies won. They they took it by six points. And oh, no, seven points, actually. Very happy with that. But it was a great game. 64 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Now, this next game is should have been a great game, but it was the Bills against the Dolphins in Miami. So the Bills just dismantled them. 65 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:54,000 But the first two of the Tagovaiola had three interceptions and he had a concussion that made him leave the game. 66 00:12:54,000 --> 00:13:01,000 So the game was really lopsided and it was really kind of boring. So anyhow, no one thought there's going to come back anyhow. 67 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:16,000 But anyhow, it didn't help any that they that Tagovaiola went out with a game with a concussion, so they didn't have their starting quarterback. But the first interception was not his fault. 68 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:24,000 It was a deflect and the guy should have had the ball. He should have caught it and deflected right into a Bills players hands. 69 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:33,000 So that was in Tagovaiola's fault. But you could suddenly just seem it looked like his confidence kind of was hurt by that. 70 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You know, right out of the bat, he gets an interception. He's like, oh, man, you can see it's just kind of sitting there. 71 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Man, this sucks. So the next two interceptions were horrible. They were bad throws. 72 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 And I think it got to him. That first interception kind of got in his psyche. 73 00:13:48,000 --> 00:14:04,000 So everything's going horrible. And I think it's the third quarter. Tagovaiola has the ball, runs with it, and he runs straight into Damar Hamlin's abdomen area. 74 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And he fell and got a concussion again. This is his third. 75 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:20,000 So he I don't know, you know, he he ought to consider retirement at his young age. And the reason is, is because three concussions is too many. 76 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:25,000 You don't want you don't want residual effects that are horrible about this. 77 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:37,000 So maybe it's time to just go and hang up the cleats. But people were talking about Al Michaels being I don't know, less than enthusiastic with this game. 78 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I'm sorry, the game started being a blowout early on. And he probably was bored. 79 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:52,000 And how can you hype up a game like that, really, where everything that could go right went right for the Bills and everything that could go wrong went wrong for the Dolphins? 80 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:57,000 It was something that they had a couple of strokes of bad luck and it just escalated. 81 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:04,000 So anyhow, people are all over Al Michaels saying you need to retire and you know, you don't care about the game anymore. 82 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:12,000 But you know what? I mean, I wasn't enthusiastic about watching the game because it was really, really not that good. 83 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,000 It wasn't that competitive. And it was just it was kind of boring. 84 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,000 And I watched the whole game. Topher, me and Topher watched the whole game. 85 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:28,000 And I mean, we both kept losing track. We just started talking because the game was that boring. 86 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:36,000 So what I'm doing here is I'm defending Al Michaels and I think people are doing too harsh with him because I think that he had a right to be bored. 87 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:45,000 And Kirk Herbstreet, that's not really his job. He's kind of like a siding guy that kind of makes comments here and there. 88 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,000 I don't know how you would tell if he sounded bored because he doesn't. 89 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:58,000 He's doing fine, but he doesn't do enough to really recognize whether he is, you know, bored or not. 90 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,000 So anyhow, I just wanted to add that in there. I think Al Michaels had a right to be bored. 91 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 The game was horrible and it just went to hell quickly. 92 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:12,000 So I say let him you know, he was fine with the Chiefs versus the Ravens. 93 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:18,000 There wasn't any problem with that at all. That was a competitive game and that was a close game down to the end. 94 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:30,000 And the Ravens lost only by likely's big toe and part, you know, and being over the line. 95 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,000 And since he wore black cleats, you could see him plainly on a white line, which made him out of bounds. 96 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:43,000 And they changed the rules again to where you can knock a player out of bounds and they're out of bounds. 97 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,000 And every time they change something, the Chiefs take advantage of it quickly. 98 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000 So anyhow, so that's what happened. 99 00:16:52,000 --> 00:17:00,000 And, you know, Al Michaels sounded fine on that because he was, you know, he there's a competitive game. 100 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000 So I think if you have a competitive game going, I think Al Michaels is fine. 101 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:09,000 If you don't, he's seen too many games and he's just flat going, ho hum. And who can blame him? 102 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:17,000 So anyhow, that's that one. OK, let's move right along to Halloween costumes. 103 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 The top 10 trendy Halloween costumes of 2024. 104 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:28,000 This is the ones that they say are the trends of things going on that people are going to want to look like. 105 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:33,000 So, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know Travis and Taylor. A lot of people are doing that. Yep. Yep. Yep. 106 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:39,000 But these are good ideas if you don't want to be Travis and Taylor. 107 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000 And I hope you don't because it's going to be overplayed. You know that. 108 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,000 So anyhow, number one is AI generated avatars. 109 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:57,000 This year, AI is all the rage. Dress up as a futuristic AI generated avatar with neon lights, cool gadgets and holographic accessories. 110 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,000 The tech savvy costume will make you look like you're stepped straight out of a sci fi movie. 111 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:10,000 I think that's pretty cool. And I bet it is the rage. I mean, if you think about it, it is. Everything's AI now. 112 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Hey, I could be AI. You don't know, man. Maybe I just told the computer to take my voice and do this shit. 113 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,000 It'd probably be a hell of a lot better. Probably more entertaining at least. 114 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Number two, retro video game characters, retro is back in style. Characters from classic video games like Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Super Mario are making a big comeback. 115 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Choose your favorite and get creative with pixelated costumes and do it yourself props. 116 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Now, I knew this was going to come back at some time, the retro video games. 117 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 They sell them at stores now like Costco. They sell them again. 118 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:51,000 But I bought mine a few years ago. I bought mine like seven years ago. A guy in Belt, Missouri is refurbishing them. 119 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000 And it's an actually 80s one. It's a 1943 game. It's a pilot game. 120 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:01,000 And what he did was he put a new disc in there that had 60 of the classic games. 121 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:08,000 And then he put one had the original. It still has the original joystick from the 80s. 122 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:14,000 And the other one has a newer one. So which one you like calibrated how it is, is the one you use. 123 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I always use the original one. That's what I was good on back in the day. 124 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:24,000 So anyhow, when I got this, I asked him, the guy's name is Brett. I said, hey, how popular are these? 125 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 And he said, I'm always taking one somewhere. I'm always fixing them up. 126 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:35,000 So I knew it was kind of being something people like me, you know, reminiscing about the past and wanting something from there that was, you know, 127 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:42,000 that would signify the past or something to take you back in time. Nostalgic. 128 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,000 And that is, you know, a video arcade games. So I kind of knew there's something to it. 129 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Talking to him, he said that, you know, he sold a ton of them. And I believe I got it off of eBay. 130 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I think that's who how he was selling them. So number three, popular streamers and YouTubers. 131 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Show your love for your family streamers and YouTubers by dressing up as them. 132 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Get gaming icons to beauty vloggers. Pick someone you admire and replicate their signature look for fun and recognizable costume. 133 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Number four, superheroes with a twist. Superheroes are always a hit. 134 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:27,000 But this year, put a unique spin on your costume, mix and match different superhero elements, 135 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:34,000 create a gender swap version or invent your own superhero persona with a creative backstory. 136 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Yeah, you could be like, I don't know, Zitman. I don't know. 137 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:46,000 I don't know. Weird walk guy. I don't know. Whatever your superpower is. 138 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:54,000 So number five, I can understand people doing this, but this is kind of boring to me. Characters from hit TV shows. 139 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Binge watching your favorite shows can pay off characters from popular series like Stranger Things. 140 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Oh, OK, I get it now. OK. All right. So you're not like dressing up like Matlock or Mannix. 141 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Look it up if you don't know the Mandalorian, the euphoria and perfect choices recreate their iconic look with detailed costume and props. 142 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:27,000 So there look up Mannix, M-I-N-N-I-X. And if you do know, then you do know. 143 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000 But if you want to know, you're a little bit younger. Look it up. 144 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:36,000 So number six, mythical creatures with a modern touch. 145 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Unicorns, dragons and mermaids are timeless choices, but gave them a modern twist with LED lights, metallic fabrics and edgy accessories. 146 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:53,000 These mythical creatures will make you shine in any Halloween event. Sounds good. 147 00:21:53,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Number seven, eco friendly warriors show your support for the environment with a costume made entirely from recycled materials. 148 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Dress up as an eco warrior, complete with a cape made from plastic bags or a shield made from cardboard. 149 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000 So creative and impactful way to make a statement. I kind of like that. 150 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:26,000 That's pretty cool. You know, you're kind of making a statement, but at the same time, you're really using your imagination. 151 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 So that's pretty cool. I like it. 152 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Number eight, a classic horror movie icon. I love this one, but I'm a horror movie buff. I always have been. 153 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:45,000 So anyhow, classic horror characters like Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers never get out of style. 154 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:50,000 These scary costumes are perfect for those who want to embrace the spooky side of Halloween. 155 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Yeah, you know what? Those have been going on forever, too. 156 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Anyhow, I mean, I still see, you know, whenever kids are trick or treating, I still see the hockey mask from Jason Voorhees. 157 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:07,000 I still see the Michael Myers mask from, you know, Halloween. I see the Freddy Krueger's. 158 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,000 They've never really went away, but I guess they're a little bit more popular this year. 159 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:16,000 I mean, I see pinhead. I've seen some really good pinheads. 160 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:24,000 I mean, they had to have taken a long time to make these versions of them because they look fantastic with the needles all over his head and all that. 161 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:32,000 So anyhow, fantasy book characters bring your favorite book character to life, whether it's Harry Potter. 162 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Katrina's Everdeen from The Hunger Games or Percy Jackson dressing up as a beloved character from a fantasy novel is sure to be a hit. 163 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:50,000 And number 10 cultural icons from the 2000s. 164 00:23:50,000 --> 00:24:00,000 The early 2000s are making a comeback. Think pop stars, fashion icons, movie characters from that era from Britney Spears to The Matrix. 165 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:06,000 These nostalgic costumes will definitely turn heads. That's a pretty good idea, too. 166 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I like that one. And here's some tips for making your Halloween costume stand out. 167 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Do it yourself elements and do yourself element to your costume can make it unique and personal. 168 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Customize accessories, props and even parts of the outfit to match your style. 169 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Attention to detail. Focus on the small details and make the character recognizable. 170 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,000 This could be a specific accessory, hairstyle or makeup look. 171 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Comfort is key. Make sure your costume is comfortable enough to wear all day at school. 172 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Avoid heavy or restrictive materials that can make it difficult to move around. And I've done that before. 173 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:54,000 I wore like a really heavy rogue rogue. I think they call it a rogue robe and it like real heavy and it hangs down. 174 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:01,000 And then I had the executioner mask and that all the I was just sweating wherever I went. Halloween party or whatever. 175 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000 I was just miserable and look cool, but I was miserable. 176 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Group costumes. Coordinate with friends for a group costume. 177 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:17,000 This can be a fun way to enhance your look and make a bigger impact. I've seen great group costumes. 178 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:22,000 So anyhow, one was a centipede that I seen and it had like seven people in it. 179 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:29,000 It was long and everyone were walking in unison under the under the centipede blanket thing. 180 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000 It's pretty cool. Practice makes perfect. 181 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:41,000 If a costume involves special makeup or unique hairstyle, practice ahead of time to ensure you can nail the look on Halloween day. 182 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:49,000 So there you go. Anyhow, I thought that's pretty good little segment. I hope you liked it too. 183 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:55,000 So I assume everybody listening has heard the phrase with bells on. 184 00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:06,000 This is another Mark Investigates series and this is where I find these old phrases and I find out where they came from and exactly what they meant. 185 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,000 So this is I'll be there with bells on. You always hear that or at least I do. 186 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I mean, at least my part of the woods. That's what I hear a lot. Oh, yeah. I'll be there with bells on. 187 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Well, it turns out that early settlers in the US were going along like the Santa Fe Trail and places like that. 188 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:33,000 You know, there wasn't gravel. These were just indentations in the ground and it was easy to get stuck. 189 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:40,000 If you got in a rainy season, those big wooden wagon wheels would get stuck and they'd be very hard to get out. 190 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:50,000 So anyhow, if a wagon became stuck, a wagon driver who came to the rescue often asked for a set of bells as a reward. 191 00:26:50,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Arriving at a destination without the bells would hurt a driver's professional pride, whereas getting there with bells on was a source of satisfaction. 192 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:11,000 So anyhow, it also another one that they speculate think it might have came before that before that. 193 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:16,000 OK, so it's kind of like a before before, but only on the other side of the world. 194 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Seventy seventeenth century Europe, the phrase may have originated when people were traveling to a party and might experience a mishap. 195 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:32,000 For example, a driver might need to give up their horse's bell straps as a ransom for being rescued. 196 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:39,000 So anyhow, and then we have the other one of early US settlers. 197 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Early settlers traveled in large wooden horse drawn wagons and the horses collars were fitted with headdresses of bells. 198 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,000 The wagon driver would take pride in their bells and tune them to their liking. 199 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:58,000 If a traveler made it to their destination with their bells still on, it meant they arrived without any trouble. 200 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000 And to me, I think that makes the most sense. 201 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 I don't know. The one in Europe might be accurate. 202 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 The other one could be accurate of the US settlers. 203 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:16,000 But to me, the one that makes the most sense and how you say it and what it means is the one that I just mentioned. 204 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,000 And this means, you know, you're proud of your bells and you set the tune to them and all that. 205 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 And it meant you arrived without any trouble. 206 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000 So that's what it would mean today is like, oh, I'll be there with bells on. 207 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 It's been that nothing stopping me. I'll be right there. It means yes. 208 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000 You know, got it confirmed. I'm going to be there. 209 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:40,000 So to me, the context of the shoes to today would make more sense on that one right there. 210 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 So anyhow, there you go with bells on. 211 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000 You know what? While I'm at it, let's just give you a little bonus. 212 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Mark investigates the phrase. 213 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Kick the bucket. 214 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000 I'm pretty sure everybody has heard that and like, oh, yeah. 215 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Hey, what happened to Mr. Sampson? 216 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000 He kicked the bucket. Oh, man. 217 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000 You know what happened? Oh, they found him dead. Whatever. OK. 218 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000 So we all know what kick the bucket means a phrase. 219 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:12,000 So the phrase kick the bucket is an informal way of saying die that originated in the 16th century. 220 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000 The phrase is thought to come from the practice of using a wooden frame called a bucket 221 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 and to hang animals by their feet for slaughter. 222 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:26,000 As the animals struggled and spasm, they appeared to be kicking the bucket. 223 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Yeah, it's kind of morbid. 224 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Never realized that that was so morbid. Really? 225 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000 You know what? I mean, I wish I didn't like the taste of animals. 226 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 I wish I could just like leave those guys alone. 227 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 But, you know, I guess I suppose it doesn't matter. 228 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000 They're going to kill him anyhow. But I don't know. 229 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Every now and then I feel a little bit guilty because they're, you know, 230 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000 there they are having their life. Then we grab them and kill them and eat them. 231 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:59,000 So anyhow, the man, a steak and a hamburger. They taste so good. 232 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:04,000 OK, so the phrase gained wider use after it was defined in Gross's dictionary. 233 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 I think it's Gross's. I'm not sure if it's Gross's. 234 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I think it's Gross's dictionary of the vulgar tongue in 1785. 235 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,000 It's now used in a casual, almost joking way to refer to someone's death. 236 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:20,000 For example, my old car finally kicked the bucket, so I had to buy a new one. 237 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 The phrase bucket list is based on kick the bucket. 238 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,000 A bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die. 239 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,000 So all of those are probably pretty much true about the phrase kick the bucket. 240 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000 So anyhow, there you go. If you don't know, now you do know. 241 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,000 And if you care, now you are sat and, you know, probably happy about it. 242 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 If you don't care, you probably aren't even listening to this anymore. 243 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:52,000 So anyhow, tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, 244 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000 remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. 245 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:01,000 It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone. 246 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. 247 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,000 We offer you first world problems. 248 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Damn it. The city services website is down again. 249 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:24,000 I can't believe this. I'm going to have to actually call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill. 250 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 This is ridiculous. 251 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. 252 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Are you a banana? You look appealing. 253 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. 254 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Howard Stern just signed a 10-year contract extension. 255 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb, melt, and do. 256 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Have you ever wondered where something is at? 257 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Have you ever looked at something and said, 258 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I wonder what the origin of that is? 259 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of... 260 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 This is the origin of eyeliner. 261 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Eyeliner originated in ancient Egypt and has been used for thousands of years across cultures. 262 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,000 In Chad, young men from nomadic clans wore kohl eyeliner to attract wives. 263 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000 In the Inqatali, dancers wore kajal to tell stories through their eyes. 264 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Grandwomen use eyeliner as a symbol of resistance. 265 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. 266 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,000 The 24-7 Jerry Lewis Telephone is coming right up. 267 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Alright, next coming up here we have a list of the top 10 breakfast diner foods of all time. 268 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,000 They did a survey, and out of this survey they took these numbers down, 269 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,000 and they went by popularity of what people order. 270 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:07,000 So, here we go. Number 10 is the waffle. 271 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,000 I thought the waffle was going to be a little bit further down on the list because, well, I mean, you know, 272 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,000 it seems like every place has a waffle, and that's one of their specialties, 273 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,000 whether they put strawberries over it or a cinnamon waffle or a French toast waffle or something. 274 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000 It seems to be a gimmick that goes on at most of the diners that I know of. 275 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 They go in there and they go, hey, what's your specialty? 276 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Oh, we got this waffle. It's a chocolate chip waffle with, I don't know, this crazy vanilla syrup or something. 277 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,000 You know, all of them seem to be proud of their waffle and how they make it and how it tastes. 278 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000 So, I thought it would have been like, I don't know, maybe number one or two or something like that, 279 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 but this is number 10, which is still a great showing. 280 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Just, I didn't expect it to be that far up, but you know what? What do I know? 281 00:33:52,000 --> 00:34:03,000 So, number nine, and I don't know if I really consider this a breakfast food or not, but, well, a Reuben. 282 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:09,000 A Reuben is number nine, and it's really hard to mess up a Reuben. 283 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000 I mean, most places, you know what you're going to get with a Reuben, whether they, you know, go all out on it 284 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000 and make it Irish style or something, that's different. 285 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:25,000 But most places, it's like corned beef, Thousand Island dressing, sauerkraut, rye bread, and there's no way to really screw that up. 286 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Not every place you know of can make a pretty decent Reuben. 287 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:36,000 And so, I can see how come that registered high. I just question whether it's a breakfast food or not. 288 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000 So anyhow, you make up your own choice. It doesn't matter. That's what people said. 289 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:45,000 So, number eight, hash browns. 290 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Hash browns are probably the most iconic breakfast side. 291 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I mean, they have American fries, you can even order regular fries. 292 00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Even fried potatoes, if some place has served that, you know, with the chunks and, you know, the sliced potatoes and onions and all that stuff. 293 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:13,000 But hash browns, number eight, that's a good showing, but that is one of the ones that I thought would actually be down lower than that, 294 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000 because it seems to me like everybody orders hash browns. 295 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:24,000 I mean, even if you go to McDonald's or Burger King, their version of the hash browns, hash rounds or whatever they call them, or, you know, so. 296 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Number seven, and this surprises me because if they're going to go into something like this, why don't they go to coffee? 297 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,000 I guess this is more like food, though, a milkshake. 298 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000 A milkshake, yeah, I see why people order it. I mean, they make them very good at a lot of places. 299 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:50,000 So, as a breakfast food, I don't know. I don't think I've ever had a milkshake for breakfast. 300 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:58,000 I've had a coffee milkshake for breakfast down at the City Market Diner where Topher and I do our NFL show at. 301 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 And they have a coffee shake that's out of this world. 302 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,000 I mean, you add a couple of shots of espresso to that and I mean, you know, you're good for all day. 303 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:11,000 You're like running hamster circles. It's yeah, it's good stuff. 304 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:18,000 So number seven is milkshake. Number six is a good old bacon cheeseburger. 305 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:23,000 I've ordered a bacon cheeseburger before for breakfast and that and I understand it. 306 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Sometimes you don't feel like eggs. Sometimes you don't feel like ham or bacon. 307 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:33,000 You're like, you know what? I'm just going to go for it. I'm going to order a good old bacon cheeseburger. 308 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 And this again, I go back to it's really hard to screw up. 309 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,000 You're probably going to get one no matter where you go. And they're always good. 310 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000 I mean, and you know, unless it comes out mooing or something, you're pretty happy with it usually. 311 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Or, you know, at least going, yeah, it worked. It's good. 312 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000 But it rarely do I ever hear anyone go, man, that bacon cheeseburger was trash, man. 313 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Like garbage. You hardly ever hear that. 314 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:03,000 You might in a rare occasion, someone didn't know what they're doing or put the wrong condiment or whatever. 315 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:09,000 So but most of the times, whenever someone orders a bacon cheeseburger, they're pretty happy about that. 316 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:16,000 And they usually go the extreme, not the extreme, but the bacon double cheeseburger sounds even better, doesn't it? 317 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:25,000 So number five, and I can't believe this is a head of hash browns, but it's loaded fries. 318 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Now, loaded fries are awesome, but I consider them again, more of a dinner lunch food, something like that instead of breakfast food. 319 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:40,000 I guess this varies. It probably depends on where you live in America, honestly. 320 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:54,000 You know, it's probably there's places not here in the Midwest, but there's probably a lot of places that they accept loaded fries as a dessert or not a dessert, but a breakfast. 321 00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:01,000 So, OK, I don't necessarily see eye to eye to that one. It's not that I don't love loaded fries. 322 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Love putting chili and cheese on them, some chives. There's other stuff you can put on them, too. 323 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:13,000 That's very good. Sour cream, of course, cheese. But anyhow, that's cool. 324 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Number four, I'm not a fan of this, never had been a fan of this. As a matter of fact, I think it's kind of nasty. 325 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Val loves it. She's had him plenty of times when we order breakfast. 326 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Eggs Benedict. Eggs Benedict to me. I don't know. I don't like it. 327 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:35,000 I don't like the gooey runny egg over everything that looks completely delicious. 328 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I mean, you put this liquid chicken fetus all over your food. 329 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I don't know. I don't like the gooeyness. I don't like the the feeling of it. I don't like the look of it. 330 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Nothing gooey eggs. Easy eggs to me are trash. Someone gives them to me. 331 00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:01,000 They go right straight in the trash and I leave. So, yeah, I'm not an eggs Benedict fan, but if you are, God bless you. 332 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Val loves them. So you know what? All right. Well, I mean, obviously a lot of people love them. 333 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Number four on the list. Number three. Oh, yeah, I agree with this. 334 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:18,000 And this again goes to it's hard to screw up. So a lot of people probably love it. 335 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000 This is eggs Benedict or not eggs Benedict. What the hell? I'm still asleep. I'm sorry. 336 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,000 I'm doing this in the morning as opposed to in the evening because of scheduling. 337 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:34,000 So number three is biscuits and gravy. It's hard to screw them up unless you make the gravy horrible or the biscuits stale. 338 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000 I've had a stale biscuit before that I don't know got lost in the pile or something. 339 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:45,000 And then you put some gravy over and it's horrible. You know, I kind of like to leave the biscuit and eat the gravy or ask for another biscuit. 340 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Or if it's one of those hotel situations with a free breakfast or something like that, you go up and you find the fresh batch of biscuits and you grab them there. 341 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:02,000 You know, sometimes you just wait and see the lady bring them out and you're like, OK, I'm going to pick off a couple of them while they're still steaming hot. 342 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:09,000 So biscuits and gravy are awesome. And number three, deservingly. 343 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Number two, I agree with this 100 percent. It'd be my number one because this is my staple must go to. 344 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:22,000 And I even go to the to the omelet bar and I'm talking about omelets omelet bar on cruise ship. 345 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:29,000 I wake up early enough to go take advantage of that. You go up there the first time and you go to the guy making omelets. 346 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000 He's usually doing it all the whole cruise. 347 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,000 And I think they do this on purpose at continuity allows you to give them a tip. 348 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 So I go up there and I tell him exactly what I want. 349 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:49,000 And those guys are so good they remember it the next day when you come up there and they remember you split them a 20 and they have another line over there with nobody in it. 350 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:56,000 And they look over there, they look at you and they look over there, you walk over there and they slide you one while making the other omelets. 351 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:02,000 So and they also remember how you like it. So omelets, I agree, 100 percent. 352 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 I like a little bit of everything on my own. And I think they're fantastic. 353 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:14,000 I mean, diced tomatoes, peppers, onions, some people like avocado cheese. 354 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:23,000 I mean, it's just fantastic stuff. Yep. All mixed up in some done eggs, not runny eggs. 355 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,000 And I think you got yourself a hell of a meal there for breakfast. 356 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000 And number one, and this doesn't surprise me when I think about it. 357 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 I just didn't think about it when I was looking at this. 358 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Number one is pancakes. And this goes back to like waffles. 359 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Everybody has their own pancake that they like and everyone has their own pancake that's their specialty. 360 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:54,000 So if you go into Cafe A, they're like, yeah, we have chocolate chip pancakes and we have real maple syrup. 361 00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:01,000 You go into Cafe B, they go, yeah, we have chocolate vanilla pancakes with a raspberry syrup. 362 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:08,000 You know, they all have their own versions of whatever breakfast, breakfast cake, pancakes, whatever. 363 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 I mean, they throw their own little sizzle on it and that's good and people love it. 364 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:21,000 So I get why pancakes are the number one diner breakfast food in America. 365 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,000 So anyhow, that is the whole list. And I agree with it mostly. 366 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,000 I think some of it's kind of maybe I agree with everything on the top 10. 367 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000 I think some of them could have been moved around a little bit. 368 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000 I mean, this is just me, though, and this is just the Midwest. 369 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:44,000 I went to other parts of the country where like California, they like a bunch of fresh fruit with a little bit of everything else. 370 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000 You come to the Midwest where we have a lot of beef and pork. 371 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,000 It's beef and pork with a little bit of fruit and cottage cheese and stuff like that. 372 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000 So it just depends on where you're at, too. So that's the end of this list. 373 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000 And that's the end of this list. 374 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Kansas Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is beginning to own the records and accomplishments and he's going through them rather quickly. 375 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:14,000 He became the franchise leader in passing yards during the week one victory over the Baltimore Ravens. 376 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000 And it appears to be the first of many to fall this season. 377 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:25,000 The Chiefs reigning Super Bowl MVP will only be making his 98th career start on Sunday with a win against Cincinnati. 378 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Mahomes will tie Tom Brady and pro football Hall of Famer Roger Staubach with 76 career wins. 379 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,000 All three would be tied for the most wins by a quarterback in the first 100 career starts. 380 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Mahomes is also likely to surpass Matthew Stafford for the most completions by a quarterback in his first 100 career starts with five. 381 00:43:49,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Three touchdown passes will put Mahomes on target to overtake Aaron Rodgers, 222 touchdown passes and for the most by a quarterback in the first 100 career starts. 382 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:06,000 That is really good company. And some that is insane. 383 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000 I mean, how long has Roger been playing and how long has Mahomes been playing? 384 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:17,000 I mean, you look at that and analyze that from that alone and you're going to say, man, I mean, the guy has just been insane. 385 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,000 He's a generational talent. You don't get these guys all the time. 386 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:28,000 And it's going to be fun to see the bar he sets from here on out if you want to be the best. 387 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000 I know quarterbacks are constantly getting better, stronger, bigger. 388 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Let's see, more instinct maybe. You know, they're growing up in football. 389 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 They're growing up with the with the best equipment around. 390 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,000 I mean, hell, if you play football in Texas, you have what a lot of pro teams have. 391 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 You know, this is high school and then college. 392 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000 If you play down there, you have the same equipment that the pros do. 393 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000 And you have great coaches that want to be there that are great at coaching the team. 394 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:02,000 So, I mean, it's progressed a lot, but I still can't fathom other quarterbacks just coming in and doing what he did, 395 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,000 even how much we progressed in the quarterback slot. 396 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:14,000 So, I mean, over the whole NFL, the whole body of work, it's going to be really cool to see how this all plays out when it's done. 397 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:23,000 I mean, I hope my home stays healthy so we can accomplish all these records and break them and go way past them. 398 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000 So, I think he set a new standard every time he gets out on the field, 399 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:34,000 not just from his gimmick plays like the behind the back pass or his no look pass, 400 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:42,000 but also because of his accuracy, his smarts, his able to improvise, his ability to run, 401 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:48,000 his ability to scramble, his ability to take a hit, his ability to play hurt. 402 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:57,000 All of this is just insane when you look at his body of work and look at a compilation of everything that he's done. 403 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000 It's really impressive. 404 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:06,000 So, and while we're talking about football, the NFL fined the Chiefs $100,000 405 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:17,000 and tied in Peyton Hendershot $5,472 for a sideline shoving incident during the fourth quarter of the opening game victory over the Baltimore Ravens on September 5th. 406 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Ravens linebacker, Ron Smith, made contact with Patrick Mahomes and appeared to shove him down after he ran out of bounds on a play early in the fourth quarter. 407 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Hendershot, who was inactive for the game and not in uniform, came to Mahomes' defense and shoved Smith. 408 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:44,000 No flags were thrown. After the game, Smith accused Mahomes of flopping on the play to make it look like a shot. 409 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:51,000 And he took a shot at Henderson, who joined the Chiefs via trade with the Dallas Cowboys last month. 410 00:46:51,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Whoever 88 Hendershot is, I don't know who he is, but he better watch himself, Smith said. He did a little slick push. I'll see him when I see him. 411 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:14,000 According to Tom Policero of NFL.com, the NFL sent teams a reminder in a memo before the season prohibiting non-participating players from making unnecessary physical contact 412 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:23,000 with or taunting or direct an abusive language, threatening or insulting language or gestures to the opponents. 413 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:34,000 The officials or representatives of the league said this in a statement. Policero reported that Hendershot planned to appeal the fine, which I agree with. 414 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Smith was one of the two Ravens who received fines for other incidents in the games. 415 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Smith was fined $16,883 for a horse-collar tackle of running back Isaiah Pacheco. 416 00:47:46,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Smith was penalized on the play. Outside linebacker Adake Awaw, or away or whatever, however you spell it or pronounce it, was fined $20,050 for a fourth quarter tackle on Pacheco, 417 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:08,000 in which he appeared to hit the Chiefs running back on his side with the crown of his helmet. 418 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Awaw was not penalized on the play. 419 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:26,000 So, you know, it kind of looks to me like this right here, and I don't think I'm just being a homer, but I don't know if there was a bounty on the Homes. 420 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Let's just say there isn't because that's really dirty and that's highly illegal in the NFL. 421 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Let's just say it kind of looked like maybe they're trying to hurt my Homes and some other people, some of our key players, to knock them out. 422 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:47,000 And that right there is not good. I mean, needless to say. 423 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:59,000 So, whenever you sit there and you see your quarterback get shoved to the ground after he's out of bounds and well out of bounds, it's going to piss you off. 424 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:06,000 It's just like if someone came up and slapped your mom. You would like jump up and start beating the hell out of whoever did that. 425 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Same thing. These guys are close. This guy did something egregious and Hendershot took action and I commend him. 426 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:22,000 And I'll bet you anything, if he does lose the appeal, I'll bet you the Chiefs pay for it and say, hey, keep up the good work. 427 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:37,000 This is my thought. Not theirs. I didn't say anything like this because I think that this was fully warranted and probably undertone, you know, under breath sanctioned because this is the stuff you need to stop. 428 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Because the thing you don't want to happen is you hurt our guy. Well, we're going to hurt your guy. 429 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:57,000 You know, Lamar Jackson, he runs up the middle a lot. It'd be very easy to take a shot at his knee or try to break his leg or something because he puts himself out there in the regular play to where it could happen very easily. 430 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:08,000 To my knowledge, from what I've seen, we did not do that. But if you do something like that too much to our guy, it's natural for us to react and go, all right, we're going to give you a taste of your own medicine. 431 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:14,000 So you did this to our guy, Mahomes. So we're going to do this to your guys, Jackson. 432 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:23,000 So I think that maybe the Ravens better go back home and and they probably haven't thought about it. 433 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Be classy. All that smack talk that they did after the game and all that. 434 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:37,000 And then before the game, I mean, you know what? If we see them in the playoffs again, every bet that's going to be in the locker room, the hit, the late hits on Mahomes, there's two late hits. 435 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:44,000 The first late hit was not called. And and I think that the refs knew that they blew it. 436 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:55,000 That's why they went ahead and let Spagnolo call a timeout is, you know, they talk about doing makeup plays whenever they know they missed something or called something that wasn't correct. 437 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000 I think this could be a makeup play very easily because they said they do exist. 438 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:07,000 And I think they realize like that one got away from him and they should have find the guy or not find the guy. Well, maybe find him too. 439 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,000 But they should have penalized the guy for a late hit. That should have been 15 yards. 440 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,000 The drive should have been kept alive. I mean, and I think it's pretty easy to see. 441 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,000 So we'll see what happens with this. I hope it just stops right there. 442 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:26,000 It gets crumpled up. And if we see them again, I hope both teams just kind of like, OK, that was then. 443 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:35,000 This is now. So we'll see what happens. And that's pretty much it on that. 444 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:42,000 And we ever wonder where something came about? And have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 445 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Well, so have we. That's why we give you the origin of the origins of Benyay. 446 00:51:50,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Benyay's first maiden appearance in New Orleans in the seventeen hundreds when French Creole colonists settled the land, according to New Orleans dot com, also known as French Arcadians. 447 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:12,000 They moved to the bayou lands in Louisiana after they were forced from their homes in the Nova Scotia area by the British, reports Britannica. 448 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Your mama's so fat, Dracula, bitter neck and got diabetes. 449 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 450 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:31,000 If you were a spice, you would be flour. 451 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. 452 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:39,000 This wallah has the top ten spots on Billboard Hot 100. 453 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:55,000 Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film. 454 00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Hey, everybody. This part of the podcast has been recorded Sunday evening, actually night about 10 o'clock. 455 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:09,000 Most of the games have been completed. The Texans are leading Chicago right now in Sunday Night Football. 456 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:17,000 But what I'm getting ready to go into is a little bit of Jamar Chase and why he got that 15 yard penalty. 457 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,000 I hear a lot of outrage, a lot of people screaming bullshit and all that. 458 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Well, here are my thoughts on it. 459 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:33,000 And if you have any different thoughts on it, you're welcome to email me. That'd be douche B66 at Yahoo dot com. 460 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,000 It's still screwed up, but I'm getting some emails. 461 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000 So hopefully, you know, I can get yours if you have an opinion on it. 462 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:49,000 But I'll put it like this. All the whole game, Jamar Chase was ragging on him, ragging on him and ragging on him. 463 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:54,000 To me, it looked like the official was fed up and he took a little too far. 464 00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:04,000 I think he threw like maybe a couple of explicit explicit words, maybe aimed at family members or something. 465 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:13,000 You know, he said something that was just completely over the top after he'd been yakking on the official all day. 466 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:22,000 So the official was simply he was tired of hearing it and he said that one magical thing that pissed him off so bad that he threw the flag. 467 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:30,000 And it is also Jamar Chase's responsibility to not do that and to not affect the game. 468 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:37,000 That right there is a sign of not not having enough discipline, not having enough discipline. 469 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 You're not going to have a very good team. 470 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:44,000 So now this team is 0 and 2. You see where I'm going with this? 471 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:50,000 So a championship team doesn't do this. They don't find ways to blame someone else. 472 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:58,000 When San Francisco lost in the Super Bowl, they didn't start whining and saying, well, as the officials are nothing like that. 473 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:05,000 They they took their cleats and they went home, said, all right, man, I guess we're going to try it again next year. 474 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:10,000 So I mean, that's pretty much long and the short of it. 475 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Jamar Chase deserved what he got. And if he doesn't want to get that again, he needs to quite simply just shut his mouth. 476 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:26,000 On another note, little skipper bailus probably over there waving his tiny little fists in the air, still bitching. 477 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,000 That is a golden boy. 478 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Lost again to the Chiefs. We kept hearing stuff like bro head and they have our number and all that. 479 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Well, this looks to me like three in a row. The Chiefs have won. 480 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:46,000 So maybe some of that talk is going to stop now. Jamar Chase, he needs to get his emotions out of it. 481 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,000 He hates the Chiefs because quite simply, we beat their ass enough times. 482 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000 I mean, they got us a few times, too. Don't get me wrong. 483 00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:01,000 But I'm telling you, we're under their skin and that is showing with their actions. 484 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,000 I mean, even Burrow slammed his helmet down and was pissed off and screaming. 485 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:13,000 So, you know, and then another thing, little skippy bailus is probably pissed off about is Dallas Cowboys. 486 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:18,000 They look like shit again. They're horrible. They're a horrible team. 487 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:25,000 They are one of the worst managed teams. Jerry Jones needs to let it go. 488 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:33,000 He needs to stop. He needs to give it to a real general manager and let them have the reins. 489 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000 And he needs to go sit down and just watch the game. 490 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,000 You don't see Clark Hunt doing any of this shit. Clark Hunt found the people that he wants running it. 491 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,000 He wants Andy Reid to control everything on the field. 492 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:55,000 And he wants Brett Veatch to control everything business wise, including drafting. 493 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000 So it's a perfect scenario for them. And it's working. 494 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:05,000 So Jerry Jones needs to just find that guy, that guy that he believes in and say, all right, 495 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:11,000 this is my guy that's going to take us into the next winning generation of this team. 496 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:20,000 So I think you're going to continue to see the downward spiral of the Cowboys because of this. 497 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:26,000 And how about the Arizona Cardinals? Marvin Harrison Jr. is looking a lot like his old man. 498 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:34,000 He suddenly made Kyler Murray a viable threat. They won 41 to 10, I believe. 499 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Their defense looked great. They got all over Matthew Stafford. 500 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:43,000 And the Rams went down in a heap of smoking shit. 501 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:48,000 So the good news is for the Rams, it's early in the season. 502 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:53,000 The bad news is they lost Arizona. The good news is it's early in the season. 503 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:59,000 And they could get this thing turned around. The bad news is you lost to Arizona. 504 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:07,000 The good news is that they have a lot of time to try to change their game plan and try to protect Stafford. 505 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:15,000 So anyhow, but then again, I go to the bad news is you lost to Arizona. 506 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000 That's going to be hard to swallow. So anyhow, I think down there in Jacksonville, 507 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 it's self to say that Doug Peterson watches on. 508 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,000 He could possibly be the first head coach let go this year. 509 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Not looking good for him. You know, he had everything that he thought he needed to win. 510 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Trevor Lawrence and a solid defense and some receivers, some blockers. 511 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,000 It was looking pretty promising. But not now. 512 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Falling flat on their face to the Browns at home. Not good. Not good. 513 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:59,000 Doug Peterson watches officially on. And how about the Baltimore Ravens? 514 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Those guys were such braggadocious. Just thought they left Arrowhead like they wanted. 515 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,000 They're over there pounding their chest, bitching, griping, moaning. 516 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:19,000 You think they've been so mad that they would have just came over there and beat the shit out of the Raiders. 517 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000 It didn't happen. The Raiders beat the shit out of them. 518 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,000 I'm questioning their team and their toughness. 519 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:33,000 I'm starting to think that it doesn't matter. You can have Travis Henry all you want. 520 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:40,000 You can have Lamar Jackson all you want. It's not getting it done. They're one and one now. 521 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:46,000 They think they have these big playoffs aspirations. They probably are going to be in the playoffs. 522 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 But I don't think they're going to be the number one seed. 523 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000 I see a lot of holes in their game. They don't look so good. 524 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:58,000 So, you know, instead of blaming the Chiefs, maybe they need to look in the mirror. 525 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,000 There have been some other ones too. The Broncos fell flat on their face. They only scored like six points. 526 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,000 I mean, there has been some surprises and some not so surprises. 527 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:17,000 The Chiefs being 2-0 is kind of surprising to me because those two caliber teams that came into Arrowhead 528 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:25,000 seemed to me like there is absolutely no Super Bowl hangover like there was last year either. 529 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Neither, well, they did lose to the Lions and they may have had a little bit of a Super Bowl hangover, 530 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000 but they got rid of it pretty quickly. 531 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,000 And last season there was times when we did not look very good, 532 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,000 but somehow when we hit that playoff run, we just revved it up and did it. 533 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:46,000 So this year around looks different. It looks like the Chiefs are hungry again 534 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,000 and they're tired of people mouthing and lipping off about them and they're going to prove them wrong. 535 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:55,000 They want to get to three peats so they can wave their finger, give everybody a double barrel. 536 01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:03,000 And I hope that's exactly what happens because these teams need to get better than motherfucking everybody else. 537 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:10,000 So anyhow, that's kind of all the wrap up I want to give about the NFL 538 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,000 because Topher and I will discuss this further on our next podcast. 539 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:19,000 Anyhow, everybody have a night. I think it's probably going to be the end of this podcast. 540 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:29,000 And then I'll piece it together with the other ones and you guys will get a fresh one here tonight or tomorrow or I don't know, someday here soon. 541 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000 Over and out. 542 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:39,000 Oh, no, looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 543 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:45,000 Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.