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Two Deucebags in a Microphone, Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Hey Rob, how are you this evening?

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I'm doing actually pretty good, my friend.

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Good. Good to hear.

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How are you?

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Oh, everything's good, man.

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How's the family?

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Family's good. Everybody is doing well as far as I know, you know.

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Mom's old, you know. So, old things happen to old people.

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All things considered, she's doing alright.

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If I'm doing that well at her age, I'm going to be just ecstatic while I'm shitting myself.

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So, anyhow. Alrighty. Well, I'm going to recreate some of what was clipped off of the last episode, like I said.

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So, anyhow, I told you, you know, I'm going to go into...

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Yeah, I'm not sure if the part you mentioned me, it doesn't matter.

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It doesn't matter. So, anyhow. Alright.

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Yeah, it don't matter.

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It don't matter. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to cover it again if we do so you guys get to hear it twice.

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Yeah, yeah, I can hear the excitement, Rob, can't you?

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Oh, yeah, I can.

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Yeah, yeah, shoo.

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I was listening to her latest...

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Everybody's clamoring for it.

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...call me.

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Everybody's...

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Yeah, I know where we've been. Yeah, and I've been listening off and on all day.

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Everyone's...

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I was in trouble behind.

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Oh, well. Okay, so the other day I had the day off and so I was telling you about the plumbing really sucked.

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It was about $1,500 and anyhow, so that kind of sucked.

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But you know what? What doesn't suck is everything where all the plumbing works again.

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So that doesn't suck. You know, $1,500 in the minus is not fucking great.

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But you know what? I'm just happy that we were able to get it fixed in a day.

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Might have cost a little bit, but I'm glad...

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You could bust your shit again.

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Exactly, that's great. Yeah, I tried going outside, but you know...

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Rob, Rob.

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Yeah, I tried going outside...

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I'm happy for you, my friend.

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Well, thank you. I tried going outside, but you know, people are taking pictures and stuff, so...

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I know a lot of money, but I'm happy for you.

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Yep, yep. So anyhow, what I forgot to tell you though that day is, you know, I love Dave's Hot Chicken.

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It's that chicken chain, I believe, from California.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You talk about all the time.

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We gotta go there next time I get up there, which is coming close.

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Okay, when you come up here, first point...

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My truck going in the shop for exhaust and inspection this week, so...

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Dave's Hot Chicken has an amazing slider.

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This slider is just, I mean, it's heavenly, dude. Listen to what the...

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It has the hot chicken on it, okay? The breaded hot chicken, slaw, spicy mayo sauce, and pickles.

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It was amazing, dude.

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It was amazing. Doesn't that sound good?

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It sounds good.

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Yeah, so what we'll do is when we go to Dave's Hot Chicken is...

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And I legitimately love this place. They're not paying me anything, you know.

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No one's paying us anything, actually.

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But if we were getting advertisements, they wouldn't be advertising.

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So anyhow, what we'll do is we'll get...

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I don't get the money down here if you get it.

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Yeah, when you come up, we'll go, so...

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I believe you.

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So yeah, then you'll believe me after that. You'll be like,

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Mark, this fucking chicken's amazing.

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And I'll go, yeah, how many times have I told you?

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And you're going to go, probably about 2,000, maybe a little bit more, give or take.

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I'm just looking for something new than local.

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I mean, you know, I'm used to local. I love local.

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I like to get away and taste some different local, you know.

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Yeah, well, I usually like local too, but this place is phenomenal.

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And you'll see what I mean.

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That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I would like.

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the filets that they sell, and then we're going to get a couple of sliders each.

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And I want you to try all of them, and I'm pretty sure you'll love them.

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Yeah, I mean, they don't have a big menu.

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It's all Dave's Hot Chicken.

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They don't sell anything else.

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That's it, but it's in different formats, like it's the breaded.

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They got mac and cheese. That's good.

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And my truck's getting close to getting on the road, so...

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Okay, good, good.

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So we'll be looking forward to seeing you.

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I'll be up there soon.

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That sounds great, Rob. Cool.

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You get to come in and talk to Cheap Studio.

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And we will do a podcast side by side.

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That would be awesome.

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That would be your studio.

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Now, the talk is Cheap Studio. Yep.

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We will be side by side, yeah.

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Yes, we will.

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So, the NFL, this game happened last night, and nothing happened, okay?

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But the NFL has...

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They has issued...

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I watched it. I watched it.

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You watched the game last night, or are you talking about the Chiefs game the night before?

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No, no, the Green Bay game.

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Yes, you watched it. Oh, yeah, that's right, it was on Peacock.

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The NFL has issued warnings to all personnel and players in the Philadelphia versus Green Bay in Brazil game.

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NFL had issued the following players strongly advise not to leave their hotel room,

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do not respond to odd text messages, and family should not come with the players.

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This is a response...

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Yeah, that was before the game.

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Yes.

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And this is a response...

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Yeah, that was before the game.

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And this is a response to the rising crime rate in Brazil.

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Right.

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So, anyhow, I mean...

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I read it. I read it. I read it. I almost reported on it.

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Yeah, yeah. So, well, it's reported now.

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So, anyhow, the game's over with and nothing happened, so that's a good thing.

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But I read a memo for the Bears-Titans game in Chicago next weekend.

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It had the same instructions.

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Kansas City's memo just read,

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Run from the criminal, but make sure and don't fall in one of our huge potholes.

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Could be more lethal than being shot.

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That's Kansas City's memo.

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Hey, just listen to our promos.

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Yes.

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Just listen to our promos. I'll tell you all about it.

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Yep. Yeah. Am I trying to make a point?

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And I don't even live in Game City anymore.

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So, anyhow, yeah, if anyone doesn't quite understand what I'm looking at,

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just put crime rate in Kansas City and I think you'll see what I'm talking about.

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Yeah, just look it up. Like, we're telling everybody to look it up.

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Yeah, we're trying to give Chicago a run for their money. I can tell you that.

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I think... I think they've got the...

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Kansas City's saying, hold my beer, bitch.

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And yeah, you're going to hear that every fucking...

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My opinion.

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...every show. All right, that's fine.

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That don't even matter.

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Opinions are opinions. So, you know, everyone's entitled to them.

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And like I've always heard, opinions are like assholes.

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Everyone's got one and they all pretty much stink.

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Oh, dude, that's... yeah, that's my motto.

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Yeah, so...

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That's my motto.

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Anyhow, one of the stories that I could not get to was...

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You know what? I'll get to that one here in a minute.

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Okay. Rob, on the last episode, he spoke about the casinos

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that is going to go to the ballot now

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because the Lake area's been wanting a casino.

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Yeah. So, anyhow, now it's going to go to the ballot,

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which should have happened from the first.

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If the people there want a casino, they should be able to get a casino.

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If the people there don't want a casino, then fine.

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I'm telling you, just from what I'm hearing and reading and everything down here,

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everybody down here is up for it.

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It's just the problem is...

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it's on a different river than the Missouri and the Mississippi.

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No, like we talked about.

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The rest of the state has to vote on it.

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So we're hoping we have enough visitors that still live in the state,

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like in St. Louis or Kansas City or wherever that comes here,

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that still has a right to vote.

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We're depending on that.

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It sounds like it's going to pass.

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The only struggle is over the waterway, the Osage River instead of the Missouri and the Mississippi.

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That's going to be the only...

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Well, if they voted in, then does that mean that it's going to go ahead and come of existence,

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or is there any other steps that you know about after that?

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as far as I know, it's getting built.

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So the vote to the people would be the final phase of it.

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We're waiting on the vote of Missouri whether to allow it on a different river.

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That's the main thing.

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It's what river it's on.

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The Missouri or the Mississippi, which is the two main riverways.

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And that's what they allowed the casinos on.

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It shouldn't matter.

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Now we have other riverways wanting in.

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So it's either let us in now or ever, you know?

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That's it.

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Well, anyhow, we'll see how that turns out.

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You're stuck on the Missouri and the Mississippi,

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and anybody else in the state cannot start up a casino on the water.

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That's the way it's stayed.

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Okay, well, you know what?

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That's over-balanced.

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Yes.

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So hopefully that comes through.

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But it sounds like it may pass.

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Yes, sounds like it may pass.

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Gloosy Guzzler champ Joey Chestnut has done it one more time.

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The world's number one ranked eater defeated not only his rival,

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Kobachi Kobayashi, but his own world record

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when he sucked down 83 hot dogs and buns within 10 minutes.

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The extremely hype rematch was a member board...

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Say it again?

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Yeah.

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That's a lot of hot dogs, dude.

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Uh-huh.

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That's a lot of hot dogs.

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Uh-huh.

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Go ahead.

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Let's see here.

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Well, I'm just going to quit it because you don't like this story.

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That's okay.

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I'm okay.

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No, no, no, no.

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Oh, go ahead.

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Are you sure?

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No.

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Okay.

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What?

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The extremely hype rematch was a memorable one.

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Rob, this is cool, but I would love a follow-up at next eight contests called the,

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you know, like the American, the Great American Crap Off.

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This could be divided into several categories such as weight of the stool,

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durability of texture, length in one piece, you know, stuff like that.

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It reminds me of Davey's shit story, but I'll go to that here in a little bit.

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Anyhow, this magical event could even take different turns like the spicy chili category

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or even the laxative event for those taking some time to discharge the glizzies.

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You know, I'm getting tingly, Rob.

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How about a moon pie eating contest?

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Wouldn't that be the best?

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Definitely.

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I mean, anyhow, I just found out I'm colorblind.

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It just came out of the purple.

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So, anyhow, let me see here.

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Okay.

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The Ravens seemed a little pissy after their loss to the Chiefs on opening night.

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The press conference after a good indication was a good indication of this.

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Lamar Jackson was asked about the receiver, say, unlikely, being over the line,

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and he said he didn't believe he was out of bounds.

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So, I mean...

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Well, if you look at the pictures, if he was one shoe size smaller, he'd been fine.

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He'd been fine, yes.

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And also what Mahone said is...

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That one shoe size caught him.

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Yeah.

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So, you know, being over the line, he said he didn't believe it.

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So, Likely said at the press conference,

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if that's all they got, then I feel sorry for them playoff time.

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Well, Mr. Likely, this team who you lost to the last two games,

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the last game of 2023, and then lost again the first game of 2024 season,

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I would say your team winning in the playoffs are not likely.

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Class act, Patrick Mahomes was asked if they had any advice for Isaiah Likely.

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Mahomes replied he needs to wear white cleats.

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And yeah, that's funny, but it's true.

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Have you noticed all the Chiefs wear white cleats?

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Yeah.

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And the reason is, is if they look at the line,

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they cannot definitively tell you that you were over the line with white cleats.

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With black cleats...

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Right, right, right.

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Yeah, like Likely was wearing.

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And he was in black with a white line.

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Bingo.

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Bingo.

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So what Mahomes said was funny.

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So I see where Patrick said it.

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You wear white cleats, they won't follow it.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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And so although what he said was funny, it's true,

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because the Chiefs harp on that to all their players.

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They say, wear white cleats.

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Wear white cleats.

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A lot of teams kind of do that memo, but I guess he didn't get it.

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Likely's all pissed off because he didn't think he was out of bounds.

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Well, if he would have wore white shoes, there's no way they could have told.

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And also, another thing that they forget to mention is,

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they still had to make a two-point conversion to win.

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If not, the game's going into overtime, you know?

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So anyhow, and if...

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Yeah, if nothing else, they still would have lost by one.

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Yes.

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So anyhow, so them acting like they were going to win

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if it wasn't for that one play is complete nonsense.

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There was still one more play after that to win or lose.

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And I mean, you know, maybe Lamar made it in.

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Maybe he didn't.

321
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Yeah.

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Well, all the stories I read, they were arguing about it.

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And everybody said, well, watch the film.

324
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Yes.

325
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Your show is over the line.

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It was so bad that Chris Collinsworth caught it.

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What are you arguing about?

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Chris Collinsworth caught it.

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That tells you how blatant it was.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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If Chris could catch it, everybody can.

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Bingo.

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Yes.

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So there you go.

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Anyhow, and anyhow, there's a new development in the NFL.

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They have been experimenting with the Hawkeye Eye technology.

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We talked about this before, remember?

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This system will immediately determine if the line of gain

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has been reached once a football has been spotted by the referee.

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There will not be.

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I hope.

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I think it will make the game faster and better.

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There will not be a need for measuring by the officials potentially speeding up the game.

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State Farm is having a rough time coming up with 10 more hours of Jake to fill in the extra time.

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So there you go.

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You know, my wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy,

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told her I had a few Twix up my sleeve.

348
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Hey, where did Pirus go to get their hooks?

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The secondhand store.

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The secondhand store.

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The grocery store.

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I'm going to go down to Constantino's and get a couple of hooks.

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That would be cool.

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I would go there just to see the hooks.

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Erotica?

356
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Erotica?

357
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Yeah.

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From back in the day?

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Yeah.

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Erotica?

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Erotic City?

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Down on what was that?

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Independence Avenue?

364
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It was right off 435.

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That was Truman.

366
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Was that Truman?

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Erotic City.

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Yeah, that was Truman Road, I believe.

369
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I think it's still there, dude.

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Yeah, yeah, well, hey, yeah, they're like one inch to the park.

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Come on, give me a break.

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They're there in quite a while, but I think they're still there.

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I, I, it's going to be as strange as I am, Mark, and you know me, from back in the day.

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Yep.

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I never stepped foot in Erotic City.

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I never did.

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No, one time me and some friends were going to like play some gags on some people.

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I heard shit, I wanted to go in there, but I never did.

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No, man, me and some buddies almost went in there because we're going to, we were wanting

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to buy some dildos and put them in people's lunch boxes.

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And anyhow, we wouldn't go in there because we saw the people going in there and we're

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like, uh-uh, no, no.

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So we didn't get them.

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I heard about the quarter machine, the quarter shows.

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Quarter shows, what's that?

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Yeah, you drop a quarter in and they open a blind and show you.

387
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Yeah.

388
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Huh.

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There's a woman live backstage, you know what I'm saying?

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Okay, so you went into a booth and you put a quarter in the blind open.

391
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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Or whatever it was, I don't remember what it was.

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No, we saw the type of, the type of people going in there and we're like, you know what,

395
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it may have been a great, it may have been a great gag.

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I've heard some stories.

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I never went in there, that's what I'm saying.

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I never went in there.

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When I worked at this concrete plant.

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I've heard those stories.

401
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Okay.

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When I, when I, when I worked at concrete plant, we was going to put it in the foreman that

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was a real dick, we was going to put a fucking large jildo in his lunch box.

404
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But we could not press ourselves to go in there.

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Then we had a couple other people we was going to do it to just, you know, like, like put

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one in their car when they leave their car unlocked or something.

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And, you know, and wait till you know, maybe it's like the dad's car.

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I went there for a while days when I was up there and that place was open and I never

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walked in there.

410
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You know what?

411
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That's what I'm just talking about.

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The one time I went out in front of it, I don't blame you for not going in there.

413
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That place was nasty.

414
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Yeah, yeah.

415
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No, no, no.

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Yeah, well, anyhow.

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Um.

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You go back in their booth or tell them what you find.

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Oh God, no.

420
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Ew.

421
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You know, they're fucking.

422
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Yeah, they're flat.

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There's got to be splat all over those seats.

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Hang with it.

425
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Those there has to be splat all over those seats.

426
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Right.

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Because what else are guys doing in there?

428
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I guarantee you, you take a black light, you'd be scared out.

429
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You would not want to be in there.

430
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It looked like a crime scene.

431
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That's why I never went in.

432
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You guys like me.

433
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Oh, anyhow.

434
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Like I said, I was a lot younger.

435
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Well, evidently that place makes money.

436
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30 years ago.

437
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Yep.

438
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Um, evidently that place makes money.

439
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I do believe it's still open.

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I mean, I was over there in that area a couple of years ago.

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Right off the highway.

442
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Yep.

443
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It's still open.

444
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Yeah.

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And the reason it was there is because that's an unincorporated area of the Kansas City area.

446
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It's not a part of any town.

447
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It's unregulated Jackson County.

448
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And so they.

449
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Okay.

450
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Okay.

451
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Okay.

452
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Let me give a real brief rundown of what we're talking about for those that don't know what we're talking about.

453
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You know what?

454
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That's a good idea, Rob.

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Well, you know, I think that the product city was a sex shop in Kansas City.

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And they had the back boost where you could drop a quarter in or whatever it was at the time.

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I think it was a quarter.

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Now it's probably three bucks.

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And they would raise a curtain and you could watch a woman lie.

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And it was also a sex shop so you could, you know, you go buy dildos, whatever you want in there.

461
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You probably don't know that.

462
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It was a big place.

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I don't, like I said, I have not lived there in over 20 years.

464
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Okay.

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I don't know if it's still open.

466
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I believe it is.

467
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I didn't mention it and you're saying, yeah, it's still open.

468
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I believe it is.

469
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I don't know for sure. I'd have to drive by there and see, but I do believe it's still open.

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Now, you probably don't know this because like me, you've never been in there.

471
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So is there, what does the woman do?

472
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She's obviously nude, right?

473
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I heard it was just, like I said, I heard.

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And that was over 20 years ago, man.

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I'm still living in Kansas City.

476
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Okay.

477
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Oh well, you know what?

478
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We're talking late 90s, you know.

479
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Hey Rob, let's leave it at this, okay?

480
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If you have ever been inside Erotic City, please email me.

481
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Okay, yeah, let's do it that way.

482
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Yeah, email me and tell me what it was.

483
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I don't know for sure so I cannot say.

484
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So therefore, let's drop it right there.

485
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Yep.

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So if you know something about it.

487
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I cannot, please tell you what goes on.

488
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I don't know.

489
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Yeah.

490
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Yep.

491
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So anyhow.

492
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They're still open.

493
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And like I said, all I knew about was the booths where you go watch subjects, you know.

494
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Okay.

495
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All right, well that's enough of that.

496
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All right, Rob, you got a story you want to go into.

497
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Yeah, that's a good one.

498
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You got a story, Rob?

499
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Yeah, I do.

500
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All righty.

501
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The newly singer, Wiggen Park, has addressed online criticism for past support for Scientologist

502
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and Nat 70 show actor Danny Masterson.

503
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How am I bringing him back up?

504
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Who was convicted in September 2023 for violently raping two women and sentenced to 30 years

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of prison.

506
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:56,000
As soon as Wiggen Park announced that dad Sarah singer Emily Armstrong had joined the

507
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:07,000
group, anger erupted online over her appearance at one of Masterson's early court hearings.

508
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Wow.

509
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Okay, and she went on Instagram to say, Hi, I'm Emily, she wrote.

510
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:26,000
I'm there to show many of you and I want to clear the air about something that happened

511
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
a while back.

512
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Several years ago, I was asked to support someone I consider as a friend at a court

513
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:51,000
hearing and went on early hearing as an observer.

514
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,000
So she went to a lot of court hearings as an observer.

515
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Okay.

516
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Soon after, I realized I shouldn't have.

517
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I always try to see the good in people and I misjudged him.

518
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,000
I never spoke with him.

519
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
I don't imagine what he details emerged.

520
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
I didn't even later found guilty.

521
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000
To say it was clearly possible.

522
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:29,000
I do not control abuse or violence against women.

523
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:38,000
I empathize with the victims of these crimes.

524
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:45,000
You know, I've been talking about Danny Ness.

525
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Yeah, you have been keeping us up to date on him.

526
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
You know, I appreciate the fact that she came out and said that.

527
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
I think that's great.

528
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:59,000
This is the new Lincoln Park singer.

529
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Uh-huh.

530
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
And it's a female, by the way.

531
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Yeah, female.

532
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Well, I'll tell you where to go.

533
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Okay.

534
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
I'll go back.

535
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Let me pull back down.

536
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Right there.

537
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
The Daily Beast.

538
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Okay.

539
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
This is where I found this.

540
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Okay, cool.

541
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
I have not watched him sing.

542
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
I haven't either.

543
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
I don't know what the sound blast will wake him up.

544
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Yeah.

545
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,000
I have a feeling she can't touch the old stuff, but who knows.

546
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah.

547
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:53,000
But still, she had a past with him, and she stopped it.

548
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah, yeah.

549
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
So I give her credit.

550
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
I give her credit.

551
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I do too.

552
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000
I accept what she says.

553
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,000
So now I am willing to listen to her when we come back.

554
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Me too, because she flat out said, you know, she didn't know all the facts and everything, and then afterwards.

555
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah, exactly.

556
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Well, if you read the story, that's exactly what she said.

557
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah, so there you go.

558
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
I was just asked to show up.

559
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:28,000
She showed up at one hearing and got caught on camera.

560
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Yeah, it was somebody making a...

561
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
And now she's playing for it, even though she didn't even know the dude.

562
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
You know what?

563
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Yeah, so anyhow, she cleared there, so that's cool.

564
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
All right, let's take our first break, man.

565
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000
And then we'll come right back.

566
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Sounds good.

567
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
All right.

568
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:54,000
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

569
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570
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571
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572
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573
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Oh shit. What's that over there?

590
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Oh no. This is island of horrible jokes.

591
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Ugh.

592
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Get my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you and I will have my word.

593
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

594
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Two Deuce Bags and microphone, I'm Mark.

595
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
And I'm Rob.

596
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Rob, you ever wonder, you know, it's football season upon us once again.

597
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
So we got a taste of two games. We had the Thursday night and the Friday night game in Brazil.

598
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
So tomorrow's gonna be.

599
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah, I watched. Actually, I got to watch both of them.

600
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah, that's cool. Well, I got the second one recorded. I'm gonna watch it.

601
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Because that sounds great.

602
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I mean, the Eagles won it what 31 to 28 or something like that or 34 to 28.

603
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Sounds like a pretty good game.

604
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Yeah, so I'm gonna watch it. I got it recorded. So there.

605
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:58,000
You ever wonder what the snacks are, what the most popular snacks are for watching football?

606
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000
They have a list here and they. Yeah, they did.

607
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:09,000
They yes, they did. And I mean, to me, it seems pretty close.

608
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:14,000
There's a couple of things I'd switch around if it was me, but I think it's pretty close to being accurate.

609
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:23,000
So they pulled I don't know how many people, quite a few people, you know, with a typical viewing time around three hours.

610
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:32,000
It's easy for fans to feel peckish during the game, which is why they'll typically go into snacks throughout, you know,

611
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:39,000
periodically grab some snacks. But what the what is the public more interested in with the football?

612
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000
You know, not sure nachos, sliders or pizza or whatever.

613
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:48,000
So anyhow, they did this survey and here's what they found out.

614
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:53,000
The number 12. Snack.

615
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,000
With 20,000 people, yeah, 20,000 people reporting is a hot dog.

616
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
I thought the hot dog would be a little further up. Did you?

617
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,000
The number 12, I thought you'd be like number one. Yep, it isn't.

618
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Well, number two hamburgers and yeah, that's what I thought, too.

619
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,000
So wait a second. Number three. Oh, wings.

620
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Number one's got to be nachos and hamburgers. Oh, you're getting close. Rob, that wasn't bad.

621
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:30,000
OK, number 11 mozzarella sticks. I've done that before. It's good.

622
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Well, yeah, it's been a while since I've been to the stadium, so I don't know what they serve.

623
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Well, this is at home. Not those.

624
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000
This is at home, not at the stadium. This is at home.

625
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,000
What people eat at home, you know, during their snack time and during a football game.

626
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:57,000
So yeah, this is at home. So like if there's all I thought it is pretty much.

627
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:03,000
So number 10 is pizza, which I thought pizza was going to be a little bit further up than number 10

628
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:09,000
because how many times I mean, at least with me, if we're having people coming over, I'm going somewhere.

629
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Someone always orders a couple of pizzas, right?

630
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah, but you get burnt out on pizza. No, I know. But I mean, as far as popularity, I would say.

631
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Somewhere else you get so much more food for what you pay for that pizza. Yeah. To be honest.

632
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,000
No, that's true. But I don't think I've been to very many football parties.

633
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:39,000
You go to McDonald's, you get two meals for what you pay for that pizza. Yeah. Yeah.

634
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Well, no, no, no. I get what you're saying, but pizza is easy for people to go grab a slice

635
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:49,000
and go back into the room and start watching. So that's why I think that that's so popular, you know,

636
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,000
and everybody likes pizza, too. So number nine is popcorn.

637
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I've never had popcorn during a game of you.

638
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Now, a movie. Yeah. Yeah, but not a football game. No. No. Yeah.

639
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,000
To me, it just I don't get that at all.

640
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000
This next one, I would say no to also because I've never had them during a football game.

641
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000
But have you ever had potato skins?

642
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000
And they're number eight. I can see that. I can see that. I guess I could.

643
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:31,000
It'd be something you could pass around. You go up there and grab five or six and bring back,

644
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:37,000
bring back in front of the TV and start chomping on, I guess. So, OK.

645
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:43,000
You order that and a hot dog and you got pretty much a meal and you're actually kind of filled up.

646
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Yeah. Yeah. You see what I mean? Yeah, but I mean, you're scared.

647
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I mean, better potato chips or french fries. Yeah.

648
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
But let's say there's three good games on. OK. And you're over.

649
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
You're over at a buddy's house, right? You got three good games going on as consecutively in a row.

650
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:04,000
OK. So then you have all this time to eat. So, you know, that's people are.

651
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000
This is what they go to. You know, they're not looking to get full.

652
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000
They're just going in. Well, you didn't. At that point, you got wives joking.

653
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000
You better hit them taste. It doesn't be damn good.

654
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000
You're right. Right. Number seven.

655
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Get it. You're good. Get those tater skins when they're coming out of the oven

656
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000
or the deep fat fryer or whatever, however the hell they make them.

657
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
OK. The next one I can see.

658
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
And here's why. Because you're drinking beer.

659
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Number seven is pretzels. Not me. OK.

660
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Pretzel and. OK. I'm not a pretzel fan either.

661
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:48,000
That would not be what I had during a football game.

662
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
But I can understand people want it because it goes good with beer. Yeah.

663
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,000
The salty. Yeah, I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan.

664
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
But I'm just saying I could see why people are. Me too.

665
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
So to be fair, I get that.

666
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000
The next one. And I this is just to me common knowledge.

667
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Number eight. I it's a no brainer chips and dip.

668
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,000
That should just be there automatically. Right.

669
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,000
That's a meal. Yeah, it should be there automatically.

670
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

671
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Yes. It don't matter what get together.

672
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Yeah. Don't have to be NFL.

673
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
No, that's what I'm saying is chips and dips should have just been there not even counted.

674
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
But anyhow. Yeah. OK.

675
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Number six is chips and dips.

676
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Number five, I thought was going to be number one or two, but it kind of surprised me.

677
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Number five is chicken wings.

678
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Everybody I know has chicken wings. Yeah.

679
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Everybody I know has chicken wings.

680
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Yeah, that that surprised me. I thought chicken wings would be a solid number.

681
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000
No, go ahead. Shocking me. Yeah.

682
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,000
No, it shocked me, too. I'm like number five all the way down there.

683
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Number four, barbecue ribs.

684
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Yeah. Yeah, I see barbecue ribs.

685
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:28,000
I've barbecued many times for big football games.

686
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:34,000
You're talking about stuff that should be number one and number two.

687
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Well, OK, this number. OK, number.

688
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Go on. Let's see. Let's see how you kill this.

689
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000
OK, number three. I think I could see why.

690
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Number three is meatballs, Rob.

691
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000
All right. Yeah, that's solid meatballs.

692
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Number three. That's solid, Rob.

693
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:03,000
I was pissed to until I was pissed to until I saw meatballs.

694
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I'm like, OK, do what you already cover my number one and number two.

695
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:15,000
No, the same here. But I mean, you know, everybody has number three.

696
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yep. Number two nachos.

697
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:27,000
I agree. Nachos are fantastic at anything, whether it's a party,

698
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
a graduation, a football game, whatever.

699
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
You're right. Yeah.

700
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000
I just would have figured that further down the list.

701
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Yeah. A nacho bar, though, would be awesome. I mean, you know.

702
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:46,000
OK. So like you could build chicken nachos or beef nachos.

703
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
You have the meat on different platters. Yeah.

704
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,000
So I get that. And you know what the number one is, and this really surprised me.

705
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
The number one is sliders.

706
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Yeah, that's number one. But I mean, that didn't you know, that's another list.

707
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Sorry, did I say that? Yeah, I did.

708
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I didn't hear anything.

709
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Sliders is number one.

710
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:21,000
OK. That honestly, the last couple of years, sliders have been making it. Come on.

711
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
They've been making a hell of a comeback. You're starting to see sliders everywhere.

712
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Yeah, they come out of nowhere. Yeah.

713
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,000
And people love them. So. Yeah.

714
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Which I think you can thank White Castle for that.

715
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I agree 100 percent. We wouldn't even know about sliders if it wasn't for White Castle.

716
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Right, right. Because that was all we had in Kansas City.

717
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Yeah. And they were so good.

718
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
It was White Castle.

719
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
They were. You know what a slider was.

720
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Oh, they were so good.

721
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Oh, they still are.

722
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Oh, yeah, I know they are.

723
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Orders down here.

724
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Well, these days I'm going to make it to Columbia.

725
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
They're not sliders, but you know.

726
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
I'm going to make it to Columbia.

727
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Well, these days I'm Columbia bound and I am grabbing said White Castles, a couple of suitcases,

728
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
and bringing my ass back to KC and eating half of them on the way home and then eating the other half the next day.

729
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
You're going to Columbia and you're meeting up with me.

730
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
We're both going to White Castle.

731
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Oh, here's what I heard, Rob.

732
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
I'm going to get 115, 150 there.

733
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Rob, listen to this man.

734
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
You know, right next to White Castle in Columbia, they built the dispensary.

735
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I'll pass my mom. No, I will have to pass my mom to get there.

736
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Oh, OK. Well, leave a little earlier and say hi to your mom.

737
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000
OK, but I might go see her the week before.

738
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Just so I can back bypass the next.

739
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
You never know. OK, do it that way.

740
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:10,000
OK, so right next to White Castle, there's a dispensary and people say you've never seen so many stone people inside that White Castle just wandering around.

741
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Oh, my God. They say it's a real really cool to watch.

742
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Oh, yeah, yeah. Got some pretty, of course, pretty smashed people fucking wandering around in La La Land fucking ordering sliders.

743
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I'm like, great. That's even better.

744
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:36,000
OK, Rob, you got a story.

745
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Yeah, I'm going to go back to a chief super fan that ain't such a super fan.

746
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
OK.

747
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, he went to he's going to prison.

748
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

749
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Oh, can see super fan Xavier Bavard. But Bavard, I can't.

750
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,000
B-A-B-U-D-A-R.

751
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Which sends the federal court on Thursday in connection to a string of bank robbers across the United States.

752
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,000
He is also known as Chiefs of Holiness.

753
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Yeah.

754
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Which was a super fan of the Chiefs.

755
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Received a 17 and a half year prison sentence for pleading guilty earlier in February to one count of bank robbery.

756
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:08,000
One count of monitor laundering and one count of transporting stolen property across stolen state lines.

757
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:22,000
The 30 year old admitted to stealing more than eight hundred thousand dollars during eleven robberies.

758
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Or attempted robbery.

759
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Wow.

760
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:35,000
That occurred across seven states and laundering the money through to see us.

761
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:47,000
What's his name attorney?

762
00:47:47,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I'm going to say Badaar. Attorney Matthew Merriman said his client's gambling addiction drove him to commit the robbery.

763
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:18,000
However, the US Attorney's Office senior litigation canceled. Patrick Daly disagreed.

764
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:32,000
It's not addiction to gambling. It's not addiction to the cheese, Daly said. According to ESPN. It's addiction to the pain.

765
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Yeah.

766
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:57,000
He first made headlines in December 2022 when he was arrested in connection with an armed robbery at the Tulsa Teachers Credit Union in Bixby, Oklahoma.

767
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:11,000
He then went on to run for 40 months after allegedly cutting off his ankle monitor and was eventually arrested again in California.

768
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Prong Video announced in May that he will be the subject of an upcoming documentary.

769
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Really?

770
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Wow. Isn't that just such a bizarre story Rob? I mean everybody knew about this super fat guy.

771
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:56,000
You're at cheese and they show up big for him. He's the one that dies in the stands in the wolf costumes. He's all out. But then, come to find out he's a bank robber.

772
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:01,000
That story just caught me off guard when I first heard it. I'm like what?

773
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Well, no, look it up.

774
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
No, it's true.

775
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Look about this on thescore.com. But if you look at the costume, you know the guy from the cheese game.

776
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Yeah.

777
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:22,000
If you know the crowd, you know the guy. He's called a cheese holler.

778
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Yeah, he's pretty famous.

779
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
He's dressed in an outfit like a wolf.

780
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Yep.

781
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Yeah, he's not going to be watching a cheese game anytime soon.

782
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:45,000
I don't mean it. Trust me everybody. You know I love my cheese.

783
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Hey, I think Kansas City needs.

784
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:52,000
You cannot protect everybody that follows it.

785
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Here's what I'm.

786
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Everybody is your own.

787
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Rob, here's a committed murder and back the chiefs.

788
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
That's not against the chiefs.

789
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
You know what I mean?

790
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Yeah, no, no, no. Here's what I think they need to do. The chiefs need to win another Super Bowl for yes, yes, yes, yes.

791
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Oh yeah.

792
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:20,000
God. Yeah. Yep.

793
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Planning a group trip to Italy in 2023, a vacation rental company called Group Accommodations has one of the most unconventional extreme extraordinary listings we've ever seen.

794
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795
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
So you could rent a whole village in Rome.

796
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If you have enough people and it's yours for the night for a mere $1,577.

797
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Pettiroli is a picture perfect community and Italy is the March area surrounded by rolling hills, historic village features, multi leverage level stone houses, towers, narrow cobblestone streets.

798
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Theaters, Roman cellars and a stunning castle with 37 bathrooms, nine kitchens, a restaurant and 19 bathrooms.

799
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Less gardens and two outdoor pools with sundecks offer panoramic views of the entire area inside the castle period. Furnishes, fireplaces, spectacular ceilings, antique arts and common areas with statues and knights of armor.

800
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:58,000
I mean this place sounds, it looks medieval if you look up the pictures and what they meant by period furnishing is, what it means is medieval furnishes during that period.

801
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,000
So you're going to look around, you're going to see medieval looking things in these castles.

802
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Inside this castle or whatever you, I call it a castle but whatever.

803
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Inside these living quarters it has all of that, all the bedrooms and the bathrooms and the kitchens and all that.

804
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,000
But you can rent the whole village for $1,577 American dollars a night.

805
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:29,000
So if you want to have a big party and you have the money, there you go, go to Italy. Rent this, rent this village.

806
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Alright we'll be right back.

807
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,000
This sounds good.

808
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

809
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Oh shit, look at that drive through wine.

810
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Surely they wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

811
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:06,000
This sucks.

812
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813
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In Tulipo, Mississippi, a structural steel company built a small bridge to go over a pothole that had been on the road for three years.

814
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815
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Well so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

816
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,000
What is the origin of Mountain Dew?

817
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

818
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor.

819
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Preferably whiskey so the two developed for your own now known as Mountain Dew.

820
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

821
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Are you a banana? You look appealing.

822
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:13,000
You watched the news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable?

823
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:19,000
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824
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:25,000
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825
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Remember post apocalypse to have a sewage bit sewage untreated can result in serious illness and other obstacles for your family to live well.

826
00:55:38,000 --> 00:56:02,000
You also should have some chemicals stocked up, maybe bags of chlorine or something of such to sanitize the sewage per week.

827
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaking of sewage, that's what the rest of this podcast is. Listen at your own risk, but I'm guaranteeing you one thing.

828
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:24,000
I'm looking for another co-host until then. I'm doing a solo cast.

829
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

830
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,000
And I'm Rob Rob. You got something?

831
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Very out for a minute, please.

832
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
What?

833
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Very out for a minute, please.

834
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:52,000
And majority of that a camp and garden to be in and they want to really weigh off against the camp and gardens from around the world.

835
00:56:52,000 --> 00:57:12,000
After competing against 17 others participating in the camp and gardens, MoBOT won first after successfully placing over 140 pounds on the waterway.

836
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
And this is in St. Louis.

837
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
OK.

838
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:27,000
MoBOT used 20 pound sandbags and 10 pound weights to avoid weight on top of the waterway surface.

839
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:33,000
A total of 142.1 pounds.

840
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Wow.

841
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:52,000
And the competitors were the Denver Botanical Gardens, the New York Botanical Gardens, and the Royal Botanical Gardens, Edinburgh and Scotland.

842
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000
OK.

843
00:57:53,000 --> 00:58:06,000
They took first place for being able to hold a much weight, which was a total of 142.1.

844
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Just saying.

845
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Every time I weigh myself, I'm about 142.

846
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000
So one of these lullies could hold me.

847
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Just saying.

848
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Yeah.

849
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Yeah.

850
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
That's cool.

851
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Thanks.

852
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
OK.

853
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000
Hey, that's that old water lullies.

854
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Old, old, 50 pounds.

855
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
No, it is really.

856
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
You know what I mean?

857
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
No, I agree.

858
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Yep.

859
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,000
I bet your biggest dog weighs two, three pounds maybe.

860
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Yeah, you're not kidding.

861
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Yep.

862
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Let's see here.

863
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Let me find a story to go to.

864
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Something that I think might be pretty cool.

865
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
All right.

866
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:16,000
I've got some horror stories that millennials or not millennials, exers are talking about their parents, what their parents, the boomers used to have them or let them do when they were children.

867
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,000
And a lot of these I do remember.

868
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Rob, please chime in and let me know if you remember doing some of these too.

869
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Well, just saying some of them parents could have been exers like us.

870
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Yes.

871
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
I have children that are millennials.

872
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
I know you do too.

873
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Yeah.

874
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Well, a lot of these pertain to the 70s, which would make them a boomer having an exer.

875
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Yes, that's true.

876
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yeah, we were on the edge.

877
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Yeah, exers are 64 through 76 maybe, 78, something like that.

878
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm 69.

879
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
I'm right in the middle.

880
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Okay.

881
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,000
And you're what, two, three above me.

882
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
I think I'm two above you, ain't I?

883
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Anyhow, yeah, somewhere in there.

884
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
I'm 55.

885
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Okay, I'm 57.

886
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Okay, there you go.

887
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
That's what I thought.

888
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000
I remember from back then you were two years younger.

889
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
And my brother was two years ahead of me.

890
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Yep.

891
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Okay, here's one.

892
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:34,000
These are people that chimed in on forums like Reddit, then talked about their horror stories about growing up.

893
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,000
They're mostly exers that had boomer parents.

894
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
And I think that a lot of people that are...

895
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I'm reading a lot of them lately.

896
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
I know, and they're so true.

897
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Reddit stories, they're getting pretty popular.

898
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
They are.

899
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Go ahead.

900
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Okay, my parents had really terrible ideas about safety.

901
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:03,000
We'd take big family vacations in the station wagon, and I'd have to sit up in the flat part of the back, wedged by the suitcases.

902
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:10,000
I'd spend most of the trip throwing up because there's no cushioning or seating, so I'd feel every vibration and bump in the road.

903
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
No seatbelt, nothing.

904
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Just me wedged next to a suitcase.

905
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000
I think I've done that.

906
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Have you?

907
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Not really.

908
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Okay, well...

909
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,000
I was always in a truck with an overhead camper.

910
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Oh, you were?

911
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000
Me and my brother had a ride in a camper.

912
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Yeah, but that was kind of...

913
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:43,000
So any family vacation across states we took, me and the Duke himself...

914
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
The Duke, awesome.

915
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
...were in a camper.

916
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Yay.

917
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,000
And we will tell you that.

918
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:53,000
He will tell you about our story.

919
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,000
This was like, 84, I think.

920
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Okay.

921
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,000
We took a family vacation in a truck and overhead camper.

922
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Uh-huh.

923
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Like, came Kenny and went up into Iowa, across through South Dakota.

924
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Yeah, I mean, we went and seen Mount Westmore.

925
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000
We seen a lot of sites, you know.

926
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Yeah.

927
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:33,000
And we went over to Wyoming, down to Colorado, back across Kansas.

928
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Uh-huh.

929
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
It was like a week and a half.

930
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:42,000
But me and my brother had to stay in a camper while we were on the road.

931
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Did you like it though?

932
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Was it cool?

933
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
It was all right.

934
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Okay.

935
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Me and Dad would stop.

936
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,000
So you kind of felt like you were in jail?

937
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
No, no, no.

938
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Okay, I know you know that route.

939
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
You go through...

940
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:09,000
We stopped in Deadwood, South Dakota.

941
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Yes.

942
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
We stayed in the tourist dress.

943
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000
No, it wasn't during the service ride.

944
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
I was 15.

945
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Okay.

946
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:26,000
But I would have loved to see it then.

947
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:31,000
But it was not the tourist.

948
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:37,000
But me and my brother had a ride in the back of this overhead camper in a truck.

949
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000
Uh-huh.

950
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:43,000
And when the Duke could come on the air, it will verify the story.

951
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Okay.

952
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Yeah, we'd love to have the Duke on.

953
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:53,000
You've heard of the famous Waldrug on that trip.

954
01:03:53,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Waldrug is a famous tourist attraction.

955
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
You know what I mean?

956
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Yeah.

957
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,000
My dad drove right the fuck by there.

958
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Me and my brother were looking out the side windows of the camper.

959
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,000
We watched it go by it.

960
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,000
And that's all me and him wanted to do.

961
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,000
You know, me and him saved up some money for mowing lawns, whatever.

962
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Uh-huh.

963
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000
We wanted to stop at Waldrug.

964
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Tug, no.

965
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Dad drove right the fuck by there.

966
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
And I started fucking...

967
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,000
And you're in the back of the camper going, stop, stop, stop.

968
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:47,000
I have not yet to meet Waldrug, which I will be one day before I die, I promise.

969
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:57,000
But the rest of the trip was, uh, dude, it's a part of the trip I have not told you about.

970
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Okay.

971
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Um, let's...

972
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000
We'll go and get another night.

973
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Okay.

974
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:11,000
I'll tell you what, I came back with that trip in the spring, Hank.

975
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Okay.

976
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,000
I tried to drive to Colorado.

977
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Okay.

978
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Where, Rob, are you...

979
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,000
We're going to LA.

980
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,000
No, go ahead.

981
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
No, we're going...

982
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
No, no, no, no, go ahead.

983
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Rob, go ahead.

984
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000
I want to hear this.

985
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
I want to hear this.

986
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Go ahead.

987
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000
Why not?

988
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Go ahead, Rob.

989
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000
We're on no time schedule.

990
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000
No.

991
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,000
We're on no time schedule.

992
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:36,000
No, go ahead, please.

993
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:41,000
We got down to Colorado, down around...

994
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Oh, actually, we were at the campground in...

995
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Oh, where the hell was...

996
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:55,000
It was in Colorado between...

997
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Oh, what is that big place down there?

998
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Down by Red Rock.

999
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Between Colorado Springs and Denver.

1000
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
There's some...

1001
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Yeah.

1002
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
There's a big KOA down there.

1003
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Anyway, we were in a 1969 F-100 camper special with an over-a camper.

1004
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:39,000
We made this trip up into South Dakota, over into Wyoming, down into Colorado, and we come

1005
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,000
back from Kansas back into Missouri.

1006
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,000
It was a week and a half.

1007
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:50,000
We're in Colorado, down by Red Rock.

1008
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,000
We're in this KOA.

1009
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Well, I was like 15.

1010
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Karate kid was a big thing back then.

1011
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,000
I was also into a little bit of karate.

1012
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Well, we're at the campground, and my dumb ass decides to kick this fucking rock.

1013
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,000
I was showing off to my brother.

1014
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:26,000
I did a karate kick on this rock.

1015
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,000
Killed my ankle, dude.

1016
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000
My trip was ruined.

1017
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:38,000
And Tom will tell you about it.

1018
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:46,000
But yeah, my trip was ruined just because of me karate kicking some rock being a kid.

1019
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000
It was cool.

1020
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000
I loved it.

1021
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
I loved the memories.

1022
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:54,000
It sounds stupid, but I love it.

1023
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
You know what I mean?

1024
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Yeah.

1025
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Yeah, I mean, no, I'm not.

1026
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Yeah.

1027
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000
That was a cool trip.

1028
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:14,000
That was my last damn week vacation that the whole thing, that all forums went on.

1029
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,000
You know?

1030
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,000
Mm-hmm.

1031
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,000
And I come back with a spring ankle.

1032
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Go ahead.

1033
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,000
No, go ahead, Rob.

1034
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Oh, I'm done.

1035
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
That's all.

1036
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000
That's all.

1037
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Okay.

1038
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,000
I spun my ankle on the rock, karate kick on the rock.

1039
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000
I was a karate kid, you know?

1040
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Okay.

1041
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Got any more stories?

1042
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Go ahead.

1043
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
That's all I have there.

1044
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Oh, okay.

1045
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Go on to another one.

1046
01:08:55,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Let me get back into my phone so I can...

1047
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:12,000
No.

1048
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:17,000
I wasn't expecting this, just saying.

1049
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,000
I'll wait.

1050
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:22,000
After that story out, I didn't know you were expecting me to follow up with the story.

1051
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,000
I'll wait.

1052
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,000
No, go ahead, man.

1053
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,000
I'll wait.

1054
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000
I'm just following my damn memory, not my phone.

1055
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Okay.

1056
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Here we go.

1057
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
How about Julie Chrisley?

1058
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Okay.

1059
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:39,000
You know, I've been following Todd Chrisley and Julie Chrisley.

1060
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Yep.

1061
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Going to prison and all that.

1062
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Mm-hmm.

1063
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Well, there's no need to panic, although Julie Chrisley is no longer in Federal Bureau of Prisons custody.

1064
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:59,000
This evicted felon isn't on the run.

1065
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,000
She's still in custody somewhere.

1066
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,000
We just don't know where.

1067
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:19,000
Well, what it is is Todd and Julie Chrisley got in trouble for Monday laundering, blah, blah, blah.

1068
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:23,000
And, you know, people know their show.

1069
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Chrisley knows best.

1070
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,000
That's where this is from.

1071
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:46,000
Well, Todd is still going to be in jail, but Julie and her lawyers have been fighting to get her out of it.

1072
01:10:46,000 --> 01:11:06,000
And it was just recently released that they don't know where Julie Chrisley is.

1073
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:26,000
The whereabouts of Chrisley knows best matriarch became a topic of discussion in a Reddit thread recently when someone spotted that she was no longer listed in custody with that.

1074
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:36,000
At first glance, it almost sounded like she escaped through a hole in her cell or something.

1075
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:47,000
However, Fox 5 Atlanta did some sleuthing to get to the bottom of it.

1076
01:11:47,000 --> 01:12:01,000
You might recall Julie was set for a resensing trial on September 25th after she scored a major legal win.

1077
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:11,000
More than likely, she's about to get a bunch of years to say it off her sentencing.

1078
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,000
Well, I'm going to break it down.

1079
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:23,000
What it is, is she's being held in a different facility.

1080
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,000
She's not in federal.

1081
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:31,000
That's why federal don't know where she's at.

1082
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:42,000
But they have her, and she's going to go to trial.

1083
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Dad and Todd still facing like 12 years.

1084
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:58,000
But Julie could get out soon, and I've been reading a lot of the reports on it.

1085
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:03,000
A lot of it was not her.

1086
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:10,000
A lot of it was her husband and their people.

1087
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:23,000
They're trying to get her out of it, and they're saying she's not in federal custody, which is incorrect.

1088
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:29,000
She is still in federal custody.

1089
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:37,000
She's being held to go to court until it's done.

1090
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,000
There you go.

1091
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,000
There's where Julie Chrisley is.

1092
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:49,000
Meanwhile, Todd's bitch ass.

1093
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:53,000
I'm not going to say what I'm going to say.

1094
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,000
He's too feminine to be in prison to say that.

1095
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Okay.

1096
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Yep, move on.

1097
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,000
All right. You got anything else?

1098
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Yeah, that was it on that.

1099
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:17,000
Okay. You got any more stories you want to get to?

1100
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Roofed enough. Nothing of importance.

1101
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Okay. All right.

1102
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:30,000
Well, unless you want to know, Michael Keaton is this in his name.

1103
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:35,000
Go ahead.

1104
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:54,000
Okay. The actor, Michael Keaton, known best for Beetlejuice, his actual name is Michael Douglas.

1105
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,000
Do you recognize that name?

1106
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,000
Yeah. Yeah, Michael Douglas.

1107
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:13,000
Well, for those that don't know, back in the 70s, there was an actor named Michael Douglas,

1108
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:32,000
and there was like a TV show host named Mike Douglas, which I believe was Michael Douglas' dad, if I remember right.

1109
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,000
Do you remember them?

1110
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Michael Douglas and Michael Douglas.

1111
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,000
Yeah, Michael Douglas is still alive. Kirk Douglas.

1112
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:45,000
I have to Google some of the movies he was in, so you'll know.

1113
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,000
He was big in the 70s and 80s.

1114
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:54,000
I know who he is.

1115
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Okay.

1116
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000
My favorite one was Falling Down.

1117
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,000
Romancing the Stone.

1118
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Romancing the Stone, yeah.

1119
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000
Yeah.

1120
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:22,000
But anyway, come to find out Michael Keaton's name is Michael Douglas.

1121
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Okay.

1122
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:37,000
He was not allowed to use it because of the Screen Actors Guild rules, but you cannot have the same name.

1123
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Okay.

1124
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:53,000
So Michael Keaton changed his name to Michael Keaton, instead of Michael Douglas.

1125
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,000
Do you remember?

1126
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Mm-hmm.

1127
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:14,000
Well, now that Michael Douglas is gone, Mike Douglas, which I believe was his dad, if I remember right, is gone.

1128
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:24,000
Now Michael Keaton can take on his own real name as Michael Keaton Douglas.

1129
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,000
Michael Douglas is still alive.

1130
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,000
That's his birth date.

1131
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:36,000
Michael Douglas is still alive. His dad, Kirk Douglas, is the one that died.

1132
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:45,000
Okay, well, somehow Michael Keaton is going to get away with you.

1133
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,000
Well, I take what it is.

1134
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:53,000
He's calling himself Michael Keaton Douglas.

1135
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Okay.

1136
01:17:55,000 --> 01:18:03,000
But it's going to be something from here on after, after the new field juice movie.

1137
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Okay.

1138
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Okay, so it's going to be after the field juice movie, because all that's already done.

1139
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:16,000
And this is just now coming out.

1140
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:21,000
But yeah, he actually gets to use his real name.

1141
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Although I don't know many people who know him, unless you call him Michael Keaton.

1142
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:40,000
You call him Michael Douglas, you've got to be old to remember him, and then guess what?

1143
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:45,000
That's not him.

1144
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:53,000
I don't know, if it was me, I'd actually stick with Michael Keaton. He's well known for it.

1145
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,000
Yeah.

1146
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,000
Just saying.

1147
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Okay.

1148
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Alright.

1149
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Hi Grandma Opal, hi Jimmy, hi Ricky. Dodge State, Kansas.

1150
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Hi Grandma.

1151
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000
Go ahead.

1152
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,000
No, I already said it.

1153
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:14,000
Hi Grandma, hi Jimmy, hi Ricky. Yeah, we were off one time.

1154
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Yep.

1155
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,000
Sorry.

1156
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,000
Okay, that's alright.

1157
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:22,000
Alright, well I got nothing more to say. You got anything else?

1158
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Asked about how I got tonight, brother.

1159
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,000
Alright. Thanks everybody for joining in.

1160
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000
Have a long day.

1161
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,000
Have a good night.

1162
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:38,000
I'm trying to get my truck ready to get legal. Yeah, I'm going to warn out, so.

1163
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:44,000
Good night, assholes.