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Eyeliner originated in ancient Egypt and has been used for thousands of years across cultures 24 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 and Chad young men from nomadic clans wore coal eyeliner to attract wives. 25 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Indian qatali dancers wore kajal to tell stories through their eyes. 26 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,000 In Iran women used eyeliner as a symbol of resistance. 27 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Hey there, this is Mark. I've had some problems with my audio equipment, primitive, 28 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:23,000 simple equipment as it is. I've had a lot of issues with it and therefore we lost the first 23 minutes of this podcast. 29 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:30,000 But we're going to go ahead and deliver it to you and then we're going to recreate the 23 minutes next Saturday when we have our next podcast. 30 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Which is probably the day I release this. 31 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:41,000 We'll come back out later. We fucking stayed in that room the rest of the night. The next day we made it out but we were very, very cautious. 32 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 We're in the car so we can fucking take off anytime we needed to. 33 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:51,000 So anyhow, I still got the Davie story to go into but anyhow that is the first third with a little added this and that. 34 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:58,000 So Rob, we turn to you to straighten this thing out once again and thank you. 35 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Okay, well I'm going to Lake of the Ozarks. 36 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Okay, it's the Lake of the Ozarks edition I guess. 37 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 This is a good one though. This is a good one. 38 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Okay. 39 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:25,000 A proposal to bring a casino to the Missouri tourist destination of Lake of the Ozarks will be on the November ballot. 40 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 A judge ordered Friday. 41 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Really? 42 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 It's going on the ballot, brother. 43 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 The last I knew they blocked it. Excellent. 44 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 About time. 45 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I'm going to go into this a little bit. 46 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Okay. 47 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Cole County Circuit Judge Daniel Green ruled that casino campaign gathered enough voter signatures to qualify for the ballot. 48 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Republican Secretary of State Jay Ashcraft. 49 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Ashcraft? 50 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah. 51 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Go ahead. 52 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 That was accidental. 53 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 No, I know it was. Go ahead. It was just funny. 54 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:23,000 It was previously found that the campaign came up short and kept the proposed constitutional amendment off the ballot. 55 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Okay. 56 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:32,000 The Missouri's Constitution only allows casinos on the Missouri and Mississippi rivers. 57 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:42,000 The ballot measures the authorization for one casino on the Osage River which feeds into Lake of the Ozarks. 58 00:05:42,000 --> 00:06:04,000 The Osage River Damien Convention Committee which is backing the amendment in a statement rodded the judgment as a victory for the initiative petition process and for voters who will benefit from our proposed development at Lake of the Ozarks. 59 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Okay. 60 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 It's on the ballot. 61 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 It's on the ballot. 62 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:17,000 That's awesome man. That's what I mean. Let the people decide. Let the people decide. 63 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Here's what I'm thinking. You know how every time I bring this up we keep mentioning about how the law states. 64 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Mm hmm. 65 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:36,000 And like I just read the casinos can only be on the Missouri River and the Mississippi River. 66 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Yes. If they allow the Osage River. 67 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Then that would be. 68 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 That opens it for the rest of the state man. 69 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Yes because Osage is involved in basically pretty much except for like maybe Table Rock. 70 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Let me tell you this one has a lot of money back in it. 71 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 You know you can go 50 miles up the road. 72 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Valley is involved in this. 73 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Okay that is a lot of money. 74 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah. 75 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 You're going to see a lot of commercials for it. 76 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Well here's the deal man. You go 50 miles upstream right and there you can go to Jefferson City or Columbia. 77 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Actually I think it's Columbia. No no no it's Boonesville. There's a casino there. 78 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Boonesville yeah. Yeah that's. You're talking an hour and 45 minutes. 79 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Oh it's that far away. Two hours away. Okay. 80 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:36,000 And is there one over near Jeff City on the Missouri River or not? 81 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Um. 82 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I don't think so. 83 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Okay then it's just. 84 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,000 There might be. No I never hear of anybody going to Jeff City. 85 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Okay then it's Boonesville. 86 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Or Canton City. 87 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Okay and St. Louis has if you. 88 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Or Oklahoma. 89 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Oklahoma has a lot of them but those are Native American ones. 90 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Yeah that's a totally different state though. 91 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah yeah that's. Yeah. 92 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:15,000 That's where they have that one on 10 highway in Oklahoma where you walk in and it's like a fast stop or a quick trip or something. 93 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 And then they have a room with slot. Little bitty room with slot machines and fucking people dealing cards. 94 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 I was like what the hell. So I'm like this is kind of cool. 95 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Yeah I forgot I was getting gas. I left my car out there at the gas pump for like I don't know an hour and a half. 96 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Come out there people are glaring at me. I'm like oh shit I forgot. 97 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I didn't park my car. 98 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:41,000 So anyhow yeah that's pretty cool man. I mean it's got to be one of the smallest casinos ever I would think. 99 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 So anyhow. Oh I still owe you the Davies story okay. 100 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 This goes back to the Crapper story a little bit ago you know that we're talking about what they could do. 101 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 What Joey Chestnut and the whole eating thing and all that. 102 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Okay so yeah my buddy Davey you know about you know all about this Rob. 103 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 It's been legendary for years. 104 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Yeah it has been. 105 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I was out all night the night before and someone barely took me home at like I don't know six or something. 106 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Seven seven thirty in the morning. The phone keeps ringing. 107 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:21,000 My parents are at work or something and it won't stop this before even answer machines kept ringing kept ringing. 108 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Or if there were answer machines we didn't have one or it didn't work or something. 109 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Okay so finally I get up I go hello and my car was not running by the way. 110 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 That's how come someone had to drop me off. 111 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Something was wrong with it in the Monte Carlo. Remember the Monte Carlo. 112 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Imagine that something was wrong with it. Imagine that. 113 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:47,000 So anyhow I answer the phone and it's Davey. Mark get down here now. 114 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Oh dude no I just went to sleep man. No man. My head hurts. 115 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,000 It's like 90s five degrees out there already. No way. Humidity is like 10,000. 116 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 No way. No Mark you have to get here right now. Get here right now. 117 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 And if you don't I'm going to keep fucking calling. 118 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 I'm like you know I should have just put the phone off the hook and just ignored him. 119 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:15,000 But you know what my dumb ass did. I got out there and I walked sweating fucking ham chunks all the way to his house. 120 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Two blocks away. And believe me it was a long two blocks because I was still probably kind of drunk and hung over and what have you. 121 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 I get down there and he goes around and he goes back door back door. 122 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I go around the back door and you know they had that the one restroom right near the back door right. 123 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I opened it up and he's back and he's motioning me to come in the bathroom like what. 124 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:44,000 He goes come here come here. Okay look. And I see this fucking turd hanging out of the bathroom about a foot and a half. 125 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:51,000 And he cut he carved his stepdad's name Roger into it with his comb. 126 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 With Roger's comb. And he goes dude look I just laid that. 127 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,000 I'm like man I go you motherfucker what the hell. I go dude I'm going back home. 128 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 He goes look man isn't that cool. I'm like okay okay it's cool. 129 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Can I go now. But what I ended up doing was I went to his back room where they had all the air conditioners. 130 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Remember how cold his back room was with a big bed. 131 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Where we had the good soda pop the non pissed soda pop. Yeah. 132 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I went back there and went to sleep. So anyhow. 133 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,000 So it worked out. I had good sleep. It was nice and chilly in there. 134 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 And I don't know what the hell Dave did but he did leave me alone. 135 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 So I got to give him that. But anyhow he did wake me up to take a look at his shit that was hanging out of the stool. 136 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:42,000 A foot and a half. So. Alright let's take our first break and we'll come back. I have some emails Rob. 137 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Alright yeah I want to hear from our fans. Alright well you're going to hear from them. 138 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 I think. 139 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I think I'm the one that probably don't want to hear from them according to some of these. 140 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Anyhow. Be right back. 141 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Oh shit. What's that over there. Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 142 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:20,000 The ship telling red paint and the ship telling blue paint colliding. They were all moored. 143 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Yo mama's so fat when she fell in love she broke it. 144 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Hey there fuck stick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 145 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 A Japanese man has grown a 63 leaf clover. 146 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 147 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 What happens if you get scared half to death twice. 148 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Twice. I may never know. 149 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Jam X. What the hell happened. You were the generation of change. 150 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,000 You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet. Spoke for you. 151 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What the hell happened. 152 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,000 The generation of angst. The generation of noncompliance. 153 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Is now buying a boat. You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you. 154 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Great job Xers. Everything's ruined. 155 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:55,000 A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone we pour our own podcasts. 156 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. 157 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Hey girl are you a beaver. Cause damn. 158 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Two Dish Bags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. 159 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 And I am Rob. 160 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Rob are you ready to get to some of these emails. Yeah I am. 161 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Okay. Well like I said I'm still working on this. I think I got a way that I can fix my email problems on my main computer and hopefully on my phone too to where I can start receiving them without destroying the ones that I have on there. 162 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:55,000 So that's what the trick has been. I want all the ones that are on there but if not I will let you all know that I reloaded it and if you feel the need to send the email again. 163 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:06,000 But that's where we're at. I was able to get five of them and I'm happy with that. I don't know how old these are at all cause it won't let me know now. 164 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:14,000 So anyhow first one is Mark. You seem to relish and have unpopular opinions. Do you do this on purpose? 165 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:28,000 The Rock has been here in KC for 30 years. I'm certain it's stay input. Mike Lathrop. He didn't say Mike in Lathrop he just said Mike Lathrop. I think he means Mike in Lathrop but his name could be Mike Lathrop. I don't know. 166 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 So anyhow it just says Mike Lathrop. 167 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 My hands up. My hands up. 168 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Okay go ahead. 169 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 That's what KY thought. 170 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:56,000 I can't say any better Rob. That's perfect. I always have unpopular opinions because I normally don't have opinions what a lot of other people do. I look at things differently and I know this. 171 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I'm not doing it to piss anyone off or enrage them or nothing. This is my point of view. This is my opinion. I don't want them to go anywhere. That's why I'm saying this man. I hope they change cause I really do think that this music that I heard them playing for three days in a row when I did actually listen to rest real radio. 172 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 I thought it was really lame. It wasn't even good songs. 173 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:35,000 You know the Fox plays a lot of the same stuff but at least they're classic songs. This stuff that they're playing on 98.9 I don't consider even decent rock music. 174 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:46,000 It was at a weird period in time and I do mean that. I'm not just saying that. The ruffle feathers piss anybody off. And if something happens to the Rock I predict Johnny Dare to go to 101 the Fox. 175 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:57,000 But if nothing happens to the Rock he stays there. So anyhow I don't think. He is loyal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a he's a pretty decent person. 176 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:13,000 You know I mean I'm not trying to cause any shit man. This is just my opinion. That's it. I mean look you can not agree with it all you want but I have a right to my opinion you know and I will say it on this podcast because I can. 177 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:25,000 I'm not calling anybody an asshole or stupid or nothing like that. I'm just saying I think they're going in the wrong direction. That's it. And you know what a million people could love Churchill Aslow. 178 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Times are changing. Yes. If you start playing things people don't want to listen to they're not going to listen to you for one. And for two now we have streaming. Yes. 179 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:54,000 We don't even need a method. Yes. I'm telling you man streaming is killing a regular terrestrial radio and it's not a joke. That's how come all these radio conglomerates are going under. 180 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I mean Odyssey the one that we're talking about that owns the rock was just sold. All their debt was bought by George Soros. So I don't even know who's running them anymore or nothing. 181 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:15,000 But man it's not a gimmick. It's not trying to infuriate people or nothing like that. It's just my damn opinion. That's all. Gosh I've had so many emails about this. I'm not going to read another one. 182 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:26,000 That's it. I'm not reading another one. You can send all you want. It's getting erased if I get it. So anyhow. Sorry. Yeah I don't know what else to do. 183 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:38,000 So OK Rob you said in a couple episodes that you used to be on drugs. I would love to hear your story if you are comfortable with telling it. You obviously have stopped. Will in Nashville. 184 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Rob I went ahead and said this because you never really made you know you never really hit it. And I don't think you have any problem admitting it. And I think you've done very well not doing them anymore. 185 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Do you feel like talking about it. If you don't we'll skip right on over. 186 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 I can talk a little bit out there. 187 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000 OK. I like this question. I think he's asking for himself. 188 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:26,000 No no I I'll I'll give a rundown. OK. I started off at a young age doing speed films like White Crosses and the many in the mini there. 189 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:33,000 The speed dance and the Robin eggs and three fifty seven magnums. Step you by in the back of the comic books. 190 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Yellow jackets truckers. Yeah. Yeah. And they were the real deal back there. 191 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Yeah. Yeah. They had a Fedrin and a bunch of other things. Yeah. Yeah. I remember. 192 00:19:46,000 --> 00:20:00,000 And I learned at a young age I was a speed freak. And then I was introduced to Matt. 193 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:15,000 And I battled Matt for years. But for the biggest part I've won. I have won for the biggest part. Good. Yeah. I had a problem with Matt. 194 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:24,000 But I haven't tested in years. And I've had years I do it years I wouldn't. You know. 195 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:32,000 What else was going on. Did you ever officially go to rehab. This is my own question not his. OK. 196 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I all my rehab with me. Wow. Whether whether it was the math whether alcohol my cigarettes my chew whatever. 197 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:59,000 You see I remember you talking about alcohol but I don't remember you talking about drugs. Yeah. You have on this program. 198 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:11,000 No no I have not mentioned that. Then it's somebody we know. I don't know. I wondered about that. 199 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Maybe I did get something. I may have. Oh I'll tell you. I bet I know what it was. 200 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:34,000 And you did mention it a couple of times and I mentioned it. OK. Yeah. Because we were talking about somebody else. 201 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Yes. Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. We both caught it at the same time. OK. All right. Yeah. Sorry. 202 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Will and Nashville didn't mean to whatever. No no no. Honestly I'm not proud but I'm proud. You should be proud. 203 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:02,000 You should be proud. I don't want to do with it. I don't want to be around anybody on it. God bless you. That's awesome. 204 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:12,000 You know good for you Rob. I mean you have done so good. I'm really proud of you myself and I hope you can pat yourself on the back and go dude I did it. 205 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:22,000 You broke the odds. I do every day. Yeah. You know what you got you got your life turned around and you're doing very well and I think you you are fantastic Rob. 206 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:33,000 And you've come so far in this podcast too. I can't thank you enough. I mean it's you really put your nose to the grindstone and you really do the best you can and it's excellent. 207 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:43,000 So thank you. Well it's it's something you have to learn. You know. Oh yeah. You know what I mean I have problems with eating. I've had it all my life. 208 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:56,000 I'm not I don't really drink anymore. I did for a while there. I was getting pretty bad. You know I mean I've had off and on stuff to myself and you know you know old habits are hard to quit. 209 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:05,000 But you know you come to a point in that life where you're like that said I'm done. And you know what Rob you you have you have beaten the odds and I'm very proud of you. 210 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:13,000 And I think anyone listening to this can go man dude you did something really good and special. So did you have anything else. 211 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:20,000 You know I run into people from time to time. Uh huh. 212 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:28,000 That know I used to be on it and they come to me and say how do you do it. You know it's not the norm. 213 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:38,000 It's not the norm. And then I've watched others that have done it on their own. You know it's a good feeling that you could beat something like that. 214 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,000 It's got to be man. And you know Rob I probably should have checked with you before reading this. 215 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:53,000 No no no no no. I'm not thank you for reading it. That's kind of what I thought. I want to be honest. I want to be honest. 216 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:59,000 I want to be honest. You've always been honest. So you know what. That's why I went ahead and just said you know what. I think he's going to be OK. 217 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000 So OK. You got anything you want to add to that or anything or. 218 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:10,000 No no that's all I'm going to add before I go into different stories. 219 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I don't need to go there. OK that's cool. All right. 220 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:21,000 You say you and I had some crazy stories. Oh I could only imagine bringing in an element like that. 221 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Oh boy. I know the night train stories and the mad dog stories. 222 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Crack me up man. Crack me up when it happens. 223 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000 The fucking wild turkey and the old crow story. OK wow. OK. 224 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Next one. Mark you still haven't told the full story of biscuits with Dan and Stan. 225 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I remember you back from mutual friends Tall Timmy and Grandview. 226 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 You remember Tall Timmy? 227 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Tall Timmy in Grandview. 228 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 In Grandview. 229 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Tall Timmy I'm sorry. It does not ring a bell but obviously you knew me. 230 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:09,000 But why. Why is a restaurant ringing a bell with that. 231 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,000 I'm. It's ringing a bell with you not me but I didn't even know why a lot of people. 232 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I don't know. I don't know. For some strange reason. 233 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,000 It may not be. It may not be. 234 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:32,000 You see not a lot of people knew I did that call in stuff. This is kind of after the all the people broke up. 235 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 You weren't around anymore. A lot of people weren't around. 236 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,000 And like I said you know I answered that ad in the Pitch magazine and I got the gig and I just got like gift cards and shit. 237 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 It wasn't a big deal at all. They sucked. They were horrible. 238 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Their biggest market I think was Texarkana. Then the next was like Durant Oklahoma. 239 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:59,000 I mean they just really I mean they were like really limited syndication or whatever. 240 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 I think they I think they bought time on these radios I think as a barter if I remember correctly. 241 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,000 They went out and found advertisers for it and then paid the station for their time. 242 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 I think is what happened. 243 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Yeah. Yeah. I remember things like that. 244 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Yeah. And it was called biscuits with Dan and Stan. 245 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 And anyhow what happened is. 246 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Sounds familiar. 247 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 They made headlines. Okay. 248 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Is that it Kansas? 249 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000 They may have. I don't remember. I just remember a certain amount of markets. 250 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000 They could have been in Kansas very easily in a small station. They could have very easily. 251 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Well I like in the like 91, 92. 252 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Uh huh. I was down in Fort Scott and which we picked up off of southeast Kansas. 253 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Okay. That would have been a market they would have been in. I mean they were in Pine Bluff Arkansas. 254 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 That sounds familiar. 255 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:08,000 And actually they were I can't remember the name but it was in some smaller Louisiana town. 256 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,000 They were in a station there. There's like a thousand twelve hundred watt station. 257 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 You could only get it like ten miles around that area. 258 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 I can't I can't even remember the name of the town or nothing. 259 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 So they very easily could have been. They could have been in Fort Scott for all I know. 260 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I just you know it's been so long ago I don't remember. 261 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 And I mean I really didn't think they were funny at all. 262 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:38,000 And I just did it for free stuff and just because it was fun making up these callers you know and calling in and screwing with them. 263 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Yeah I don't remember the show itself. I remember that name. 264 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Yeah they were out of Durant Oklahoma I believe was their home base. 265 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:56,000 And yeah they're very well. They could shoot some signals up to southeast Kansas. 266 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Maybe so. I mean I can't say no. I don't know enough. 267 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 I don't remember enough. Actually I didn't know enough anyhow. I didn't know that much about them. 268 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,000 And they didn't even send me my last two gift cards motherfuckers. 269 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,000 But anyhow. Anyhow what happened is this is before Juneteenth. 270 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:24,000 So on Abraham Lincoln's birthday if I remember correctly they had punch a white guy in the face contest out in front of like an Applebee's or something. 271 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000 So someone came up and punched some white guy right in the face. 272 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Knocked the shit out of him. And then there was a couple things that went on. 273 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 There was a lawsuit that went on if I remember. 274 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 And you know I'm going to look this up because I'm sure it's somewhere archived somewhere. 275 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,000 There was a lawsuit and also some people were saying that that was racist. 276 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 So they were taken off the air like two weeks after I quit him. 277 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 And I'm glad I had nothing to do with him when that shit went on. 278 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Wow. Yeah. 279 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah. I believe that's what happened. 280 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 If I remember correctly that's what happened. 281 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,000 And they were shit canned. And that was it. And believe it or not. 282 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Yeah. You could get away with some shit back in the day. But that no that's pushing the envelope. 283 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 No they had some guy they had some contest. Yeah. 284 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000 And some guy knocked the shit out of him. And if what I remember is correct. 285 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 You know this is a long time ago. 286 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:28,000 And I believe someone said that Stan went on to work at Sirius XM later on as a producer of some show. 287 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I don't know if that's true or not. 288 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,000 But anyhow so that's that's all I know about that. 289 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 So tell Timmy write me back. Tell me who you are. 290 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Describe a little bit please. 291 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,000 So and a restaurant it rings a bell of a restaurant right Rob. 292 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Is that what you said. 293 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000 For some reason I don't know why. 294 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Okay. I could be totally wrong. 295 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Well tall Timmy send me a message please. 296 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Okay. So anyhow. 297 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Well hey it can't he may have knew me because I arrived within that area most of my life too. 298 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,000 You know you don't remember any not recognize me. 299 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Interesting or whatever you know. 300 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Well if you kind of remember the name in a restaurant it's probably one of the places we hung out out would be my guess. 301 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Well like I said it could be wrong. Get back with us Timmy. 302 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Yeah please. I'd love to know who you are. Describe. 303 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I'm sorry. You know a lot of shit went on back then. 304 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I'm sorry. You know so please describe yourself. 305 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Okay next one. Mark and Rob you remember a stoner named Sully. 306 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I had long red hair and everyone said it. Sully. 307 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Sully. 308 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Sully. 309 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I know who he is. I'll describe him to you here in a minute. 310 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000 His name was Sully and it was an odd name. He said I had long red hair and everyone said I looked like Axl Rose. 311 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:02,000 I just found the podcast with a link on it on the KC Local website. Again those guys are awesome. Thank you KC Local. 312 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 That's excellent that they put us on there on the entertainment and I don't even know how they got our information. 313 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 But you guys are awesome. Thank you KC Local. 314 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Okay he thought he looked like Axl Rose. Everyone said he looked like John Lennon. 315 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Remember he used to always hang out in the back of cars smoking. 316 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 He'd come in the back of Justin James. 317 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Oh man. Like you said it's been years. 318 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,000 I probably would. I probably would. Hell me and him probably hung out. 319 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:39,000 He looked like John Lennon but he swore up and down everyone said he looked like Axl Rose. 320 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 So anyhow. 321 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Okay hey Sully. 322 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Sorry you look like John. I don't know what you look like now but hey what's up man? Hey thank you for listening. 323 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Send KC Local a thank you. Okay please. That's awesome of them. 324 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Okay and then finally are you guys still in the top 600? Just curious. Haven't heard anything about it in a while. 325 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,000 I don't know. RSS changed the way they do things. I can't tell. They don't have it up there anymore. 326 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:14,000 I hope so. Our listenership is way up. But I actually don't know. That's why I quit saying that. 327 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Yeah. 328 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Yeah they used to have it up there in the corner and now let me go there right now and see if I can find it. 329 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:30,000 I'm pretty sure it's not there anymore. Unless they moved it. No I don't know where they moved it to. I think they took that feature away. 330 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And let's see. 331 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Quack, quack. 332 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I don't think it's on there. It's not on there anymore. What they replaced it is what kind of operating systems people use that listen to you. 333 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Okay. Okay. 334 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Our number one is Android. Number two is iPhone. Number three is Mac. 335 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Number one is Android. 336 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Android. Most people listen on Android. 337 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Wow. 338 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Number two is iPhone. 339 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Okay. 340 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:17,000 It's overwhelmingly Android. And then some iPhone. Google Chrome is a solid third it looks like. 341 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Firefox. Safari. 342 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 No. 343 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Anyhow. 344 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Well we tell everybody. Even I tell everybody. 345 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Oh. TuneIn's huge. 346 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 If you want to find us, Google us. 347 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Yeah. 348 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Our number three. 349 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Check this out. Check this out. People listen to us on Facebook it says. I didn't know we were on Facebook. 350 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:50,000 I mean I you know I advertise on there. What the hell? Googlebot? What is Googlebot? 351 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 I. 352 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Stitcher. 353 00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:04,000 I don't have the technology to download the shows on our Facebook page. Sorry everybody I've been neglecting lately. 354 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:12,000 You know what. When you get a chance get on the analytics page of RSS and go down there to the very bottom. 355 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,000 And there's no more top 600. But this is interesting how people listen to us. So anyhow. 356 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Okay. 357 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000 That is the end of the emails. So. 358 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Rob you got something? 359 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Yeah. 360 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 I think I lost something I ran across. 361 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Alright sounds good. 362 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 It's a few things that don't make sense. 363 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Okay. 364 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,000 And what they are. They're like tweets or whatever. 365 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Okay. 366 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,000 First one says little Debbie star crunches and the funky math. 367 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I like little Debbie. Her star crunches are really good. 368 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I recently got a big package of the big star crunches. But something on the box made me wonder. 369 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000 It was the calorie count in those things. 370 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Okay. 371 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Now my question is it how they packed so many calories in that small package. 372 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 It's more of a math issue. 373 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Okay. 374 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:42,000 The label said half a cookie had 150 calories. 375 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Okay. 376 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Okay. 377 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000 A whole cookie had 280 calories. 378 00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:01,000 I'm no dummy. I ate the whole cookie because the second half of the cookie had fewer calories. 379 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 I would take the second halves and just eat them. You get less calories. 380 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 That's fucked up. 381 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000 That's funny. 382 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Okay. Next one. 383 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:27,000 I saw an article that said nose picking was associated increased chances of dementia. 384 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000 I wonder how long your nails have to be for that to be true. 385 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:39,000 If people see you repeatedly picking your nose in public you've probably already crossed over to the dark side. 386 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Yeah. 387 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 I did not know nose picking was a dark side. 388 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 I didn't know either. I mean everybody does it. 389 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Anyone that says they don't do it is a liar when you're by yourself and nothing's going on. 390 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 It's a damn fun habit to do so don't tell me you don't do it. 391 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,000 So anyhow go ahead. 392 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Okay. The next one. 393 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Why do parents name their kids something really unusual. 394 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Okay. 395 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Go ahead. 396 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Okay. There may be some legitimate reason in some cases. 397 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Maybe a little bit of family history is involved or maybe there is some sort of projection. 398 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Okay. 399 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,000 For example in the movie Gladiator the hero was named Maximus. 400 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 That's the bar really high. 401 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Yeah. 402 00:37:48,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Do you think Maximus would have commanded the same respect if he had been named Lester or Eugene. 403 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Actually I think you're right. 404 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:12,000 I recently met some folks who had named their daughter Serenity. 405 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:22,000 My initial thought was that people who named their daughter Serenity are wildly optimistic. 406 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000 I think that they want their daughter to become a stripper. 407 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 I sincerely hope it works out for them. 408 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000 That is pretty good. 409 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 And also what Rob? 410 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Okay. And finally I learned a new legal term. 411 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 What's that? 412 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Civil contempt. 413 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Civil contempt? 414 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Yeah. It sounds like an oxymoron to me. 415 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Like somebody waving or shaking another person's hand while calling them a horse's rear. 416 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Contempt with an air of civility. 417 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Uh huh. 418 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:24,000 The expression civil contempt refers to failure to respond to a court order. 419 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Then why don't they just say that? Another mystery of our legal system. 420 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:37,000 I agree with that 100%. Why does it have to be that weird of a technical term? 421 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Why do they have to give it something weird? Just say hey. You didn't do what you had to do. 422 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 You could call it didn't show up for civil court. 423 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Yeah. 424 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Make a hell of a lot more sense than yeah. I agree. 425 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Didn't pay your fines. Whatever. 426 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Yeah. It's not that hard to come up with something that's closer to what happened. 427 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000 There you go. 428 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Alright. Cool. 429 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Just some weird things. 430 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Yep. 431 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Wow. Thank you Rob. That's very cool. 432 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Let's see now. Let's see. I'm trying to find the story. I've got a local story I want to go into. 433 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 But it's interesting enough to tell. 434 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Okay. Here it is. 435 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Local story alert. Riverfront Park sandwiched on the banks of the crystal blue turquoise waters of the Missouri River and the Ballet Casino and the River Market. 436 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:50,000 The Kansas City Current CPKC Stadium is off. It's part off right towards the bank in the Missouri River. 437 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:58,000 And right behind it is this area that has condos in it and it's got a Berkeley Park. It's Riverfront Park. 438 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:08,000 CPKC Stadium is the NWSL which is the women's soccer league and it's a brand new state of the art stadium. It's beautiful. 439 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:15,000 It's overlooked in I-29 Christopher Bond Bridge. So this is a heavily urban area right? And it's right on the riverfront. 440 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 So to give you some idea right? 441 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:31,000 So they're you know over just in front of the condos closer to the river near all the trails and all of that that they have there and the trees and all this stuff. 442 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:38,000 So in the midst of this Mid-America playground goats keep showing up wandering around. 443 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Goats? 444 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Yeah goats. Everywhere around them is city. There's nothing around there. There's not a farm. Nothing. 445 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:55,000 And they keep showing up there. Animal control has been called several times now to come out and capture a wandering goat or two. 446 00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:07,000 No one has a clue where they come from. Local news asks if anyone knows possibly a pet farm close that's missing goats to let them know. 447 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:21,000 There's nothing near there. I mean you know where it's at. You know it's over there near the Bond Bridge, the old Paseo Bridge and right off to there there's that Riverfront Park, Berkeley Park. 448 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,000 I, my guess would be a homeowner. 449 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Okay here's my theory. They don't know. They've been asking people on the news. 450 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000 One or two have been showing up maybe in a week or so span. 451 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 One or two. 452 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,000 No, no, no. There's more than that though. They found like four or five goats. They keep wandering there. 453 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 No that's not a homeowner. 454 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 No. 455 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Because their neighbors would have turned them in before then. One or two I can see you get away with. 456 00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Yeah. Yeah they're trying to find out if there's a pet farm or something is what they're saying but I can't believe there'd be a pet farm anywhere around there. 457 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 It's an urban area surrounds that whole area so. 458 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Yeah. 459 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Here's my theory. Over close to the Bluffs are around seven railroad tracks, right? 460 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Right. 461 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Trains from all over this land are stopped there loading and unloading products. 462 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 You think some escaped. 463 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:29,000 I have a theory that there is some sort of a goat thievery ring that occasionally loses a goat while the carts are stalled. 464 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Other than that I got nothing. 465 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000 That's as good as anything I've heard. 466 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Yeah. 467 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Better than what I got. Better than what I got. 468 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Yeah. I mean other than that I've got nothing. 469 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:53,000 I mean those railroad cars they come from all over the country and they stall right there. They stop right there and they unload stuff and they pick up stuff. 470 00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:05,000 A lot of coal. They take a lot of coal over to Iatan Power Plant and the one over there over there kind of near Liberty or 291. 471 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000 That's all I can think of. 472 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Iatan. Iatan. 473 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Oh that is Iatan. Okay. 474 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000 All right. 475 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 If Iatan is it? 476 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 That is Iatan. The one up north is something else. 477 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 There used to be a Kansas City parent line one. Yeah. 478 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Yeah. Yeah. I think the stack is still there. I think it's still operational. But anyhow they used to take a lot of coal there and anyhow they used to take the products on those turnstiles down there. 479 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:41,000 That's all I can think of is that right there. I mean you got anything Robbie? You got any ideas? 480 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Like I said your guess is as good as mine buddy. 481 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Okay. I don't have a clue. 482 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Then you know what? 483 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:58,000 That would be the only thing I could think of is maybe one of the trains were hauling some light stock. 484 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000 They didn't say anything about that. Yeah that's my idea. I mean. 485 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 And that would be the only thing I can think of. 486 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:13,000 I guess the trains could actually be carrying goats to one part of the region to another maybe. 487 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 And it wouldn't actually have to be a goat thievery ring. 488 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 So I don't know. It could be. 489 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Okay. Well hey let's take our second break that we're way late on and then come right back. 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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 507 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:17,000 The very last mail on the Titanic before it went down was lamb with mint sauce. 508 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 The last mail on the Titanic before it went down was lamb with mint sauce. 509 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Exit a microphone I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. Rob you got something. 510 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Yeah I do and actually the more I read this the more confused I get. 511 00:47:38,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Okay. Okay. William Bryan 70 of Bustle Shoal underwent surgery at Ascension Sacred Heart Emerald Coast Hospital in Walton County Florida. 512 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:27,000 At which point General Surgeon Dr. Thomas Shikognosky removed his liver which was mislabeled as a spleen causing immediate and catastrophic blood loss resulting in death. 513 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Oh my god. 514 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Okay. 515 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Bryan was admitted to the hospital for further tests over concerns regarding an abnormality of the spleen after experiencing sudden lower left abdominal pain where he and his wife Beverly were visiting a rental property in Ocaloosa County. 516 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Shikognosky and Chief Medical Officer Dr. Christopher Bacani persuaded Bryan to undergo surgery as he could experience serious complications if he left the hospital despite the family's reluctance according to law firm. 517 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:44,000 On August 21st 2024 Dr. Shikognosky proceeded with a hand assisted or a periscopic splenotomy procedure. 518 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000 That might feel pretty good doing that dude. 519 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Yeah that is good. But you're supposed to take out a spleen. 520 00:49:53,000 --> 00:50:20,000 During this operation Dr. Shikognosky removed Dr. Bryan's liver and so doing transfected the major vasculature supplying the liver causing immediate and catastrophic blood loss resulting in death. 521 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Okay I see what happened. I see what happened. 522 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Okay. 523 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:47,000 The doctor was sent in to take out the spleen but he took out the liver and labeled it spleen but it had nothing to do with the labeling because as soon as he cut it out of him he started bleeding out. 524 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:54,000 So the doctor just misidentified the body part the body organ thought it was a spleen. 525 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Yeah liver and a spleen yeah. 526 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Oh jeez. Nothing he could do nothing he could do to bring the guy back but I hope they get rich off him. 527 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Yeah he was helpless. 528 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Wow and this is Fort Walton Beach it sounds like somewhere in that area. 529 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Uh. 530 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:24,000 It's Walton County Emerald Coast Hospital that's Fort Walton Beach area. Wow. 531 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Yeah St. James Sacred Heart Emerald Coast Hospital. 532 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Yeah and I did some work right next to there a long time ago I know where it's at wow that's fucked up I mean I mean that is a small market a smaller market but you think Emerald Coast there would be some good doctors there some good surgeons yeah. 533 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Wow. 534 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 You should know your body parts. 535 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 I'm pretty sure now. 536 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000 That would be part of the job. 537 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Hang on here I'm going to go I'm going to look at a comparison between the spleen images of a spleen and images of a liver and I'll bet you they are just completely different. 538 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Yeah. 539 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,000 And I feel sorry for the man's wife. 540 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000 I do too. 541 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Okay a liver kind of looks like a half heart a heart cut in half. 542 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Okay images of a human spleen. 543 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:33,000 They look somewhat similar but still one is on the right hand one's on the left hand. 544 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 I mean before you do anything like that. 545 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Don't you. 546 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000 There you go. 547 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Double check three yeah. 548 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Double check triple check quadruple check have another person look. 549 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 There's enough. 550 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Don't you think one of the nurses would have caught it. 551 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Yes somebody there should have said do. 552 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:04,000 You know when they do an open surgery like that there's more than one doctor stand around. 553 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Yes. 554 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000 And there's nurses somebody was that hey hey hey hey. 555 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000 No wrong one. 556 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Yeah. 557 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Yeah okay over here the spleen looks like a little half moon like the liver does but the liver has three pieces and a cord that comes down from it. 558 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000 So they are and it's much larger than a spleen. 559 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000 So that doctor completely completely fucked it up. 560 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 I don't know what I mean that's just man. 561 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 That's unheard of that's crazy. 562 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 He should lose his medical license. 563 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,000 I would think he would lose his medical license but I don't know. 564 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,000 I mean wouldn't you think so something a mistake that catastrophic. 565 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Oh my god yeah yeah. 566 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Yeah. 567 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Well hey hey just keep this story in mind. 568 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000 I will. 569 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000 So all right. 570 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000 You know why. 571 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Yes I do know why. 572 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 I do know why. 573 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000 All right. 574 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000 I've got a little story here I'd like to go to here real quick. 575 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000 And then we'll decide whether we want to keep going or not. 576 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Florida State's head coach news conference after an 0 and 2 start and big expectations for this year. 577 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000 His fifth his fifth season this season was supposed to be the best. 578 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Mike Norvell was so nervous at the press conference he couldn't open a bottle of water. 579 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 You got to watch this. 580 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 He said they're trying to defend what went on right. 581 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:46,000 And he's shaking and he's trying to open this bottle of water to take a swig out of it because he probably had dry mouth. 582 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:57,000 And he couldn't he struggled with the water bottle the bottle water lid for two minutes before he was defeated and he put down the bottle and stopped. 583 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000 It was it was like the most pathetic thing I've ever seen dude. 584 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000 He's like. 585 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000 He's like. 586 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 He's going yeah we played bad. 587 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,000 That's on me and he's trying to open up just a bottle of water and he can't. 588 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,000 And finally he just gets a grimace on his face and he sets it down and he doesn't even try anymore. 589 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000 It was horrible. 590 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 So if I was a dean of this college here's what I think would have happened. 591 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000 I would have came out out there right. 592 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Right after I would open up the bottle slam the bottle of water. 593 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 And then threw the bottle in his face and fired him. 594 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Sound fair. 595 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Yeah. 596 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Yeah. 597 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 So that's how you open a bottle bitch by the way you're fired. 598 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Get the fuck out of here. 599 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000 So there we go. 600 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000 All right Rob you want it. 601 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,000 You got anything else you want to go into or we put a bow on this bitch and calling it good. 602 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Well I was going to go into. 603 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000 No go if you want go ahead. 604 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 No no I'm not. 605 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:11,000 They caught the guy that the Osage Beach police officer. 606 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Oh good good good. 607 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Actually they caught him that night. 608 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Good. 609 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Saying how the new law went into effect that when you run from the cops it automatically becomes a felony. 610 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Good. 611 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Do you know what the charges are yet as a vehicle manslaughter. 612 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,000 I'm not sure yet. 613 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000 OK. 614 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Yeah. 615 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000 Never mind. 616 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 What to make this little famous. 617 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Yeah. 618 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 I'll read the article I'll bring out his name. 619 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 Go ahead. 620 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:06,000 It's in the news it's in the paper so it's a legitimate news article and Rob is reporting on news that is around his area. 621 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000 So there we go. 622 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 And I'm reading this on KRMS radio dot com. 623 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:16,000 And I remind you he's not saying guilty or innocent. Yeah he's not saying guilty or innocent. 624 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000 He's telling you what they're saying there. 625 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:28,000 The 23 year old Campton man under the new Valentine's law. 626 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:45,000 They class a felony for allegedly causing the death of an Osage Beach police officer said he was fleeing to avoid being charged with traffic violations. 627 00:57:45,000 --> 00:58:14,000 That's according to a probable cause statement filed Saturday in County County also alleging that Christopher Aaron Bishop Wehmeyer also admitted that he had been racing with a friend immediately prior to the pursuit starting on US 54 near Passover Road. 628 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Which is oh that's right about the Green Glaze Bridge. 629 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Yeah. 630 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Actually Passover is on the other side of Green Glaze to me. 631 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000 Okay. 632 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:59,000 As the incident passed Case Road officer Felicia Carson became involved in the second as secondary officer in a pursuit which exited on the Y Road and onto Midway Road before turning on to Route A. 633 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Uh huh. 634 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Okay. 635 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000 I know I know I used to live down the Y Road. 636 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000 I know this area. 637 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Okay. 638 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 What it is it's the Y Road exit. 639 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Big source water park. 640 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000 Okay. 641 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 In between Campton and Osage Beach. 642 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Okay. 643 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000 You know what I'm talking about. 644 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Yes I do. 645 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000 Yep. 646 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000 I know exactly what you're talking about. 647 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Okay that exit but instead of going up Y Road which is a dead end. 648 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:41,000 He turned left and took the outer road back around A Road. 649 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000 That's what he did. 650 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000 Uh huh. 651 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Okay. 652 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:59,000 But it goes on to say Wehmeyer was taken into custody a short distance away after he was also involved in an accident. 653 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Uh huh. 654 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000 So he wrecked too. 655 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Okay. 656 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:22,000 The speeds during the pursuit reported reached over a hundred mile an hour with dash Kramer footage showing a patrol car directly behind Wehmeyer several times during the incident. 657 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:32,000 Wehmeyer was arraigned Tuesday morning in Camden County is being held without bond. 658 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000 Good. 659 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Good. 660 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,000 Don't let that punk out. 661 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,000 We've had memorial services over here. 662 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Uh. 663 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000 We've had. 664 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Well actually in front of the Osage Beach Police Department. 665 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000 Uh huh. 666 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,000 They've had the car parked out front as a memorial. 667 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Oh good. 668 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Well man that's just. 669 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Yeah. 670 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:05,000 Well she hit a tree and the car caught fire. 671 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Oh. 672 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Is what happened. 673 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 What a way to go. 674 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Yeah. 675 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Well all right. 676 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 Well thank you Rob. 677 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 Thanks for. 678 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000 They ended on Saturday like that. 679 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Um hang on hang on. 680 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Let's not. 681 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000 I got one more story here. 682 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Okay. 683 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000 There you go. 684 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000 Thank you. 685 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000 Okay. 686 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 There's a new. 687 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000 They got the punk. 688 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000 They got the punk but let's just we'll end it on this okay Rob. 689 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:41,000 There's a new study that suggests dining alone is up 29 percent in the last year. 690 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:46,000 They think COVID time might have made people more comfortable with dining alone. 691 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:58,000 They also did another study that noticed a 29.9 increase in masturbation. 692 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Oh no. 693 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 Looks like the show's over kids. 694 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:06,000 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 695 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 Fear not assholes. 696 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:17,000 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.