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simple equipment as it is. I've had a lot of issues with it and therefore we lost the first 23 minutes of this podcast.
But we're going to go ahead and deliver it to you and then we're going to recreate the 23 minutes next Saturday when we have our next podcast.
Which is probably the day I release this.
We'll come back out later. We fucking stayed in that room the rest of the night. The next day we made it out but we were very, very cautious.
We're in the car so we can fucking take off anytime we needed to.
So anyhow, I still got the Davie story to go into but anyhow that is the first third with a little added this and that.
So Rob, we turn to you to straighten this thing out once again and thank you.
Okay, well I'm going to Lake of the Ozarks.
Okay, it's the Lake of the Ozarks edition I guess.
This is a good one though. This is a good one.
Okay.
A proposal to bring a casino to the Missouri tourist destination of Lake of the Ozarks will be on the November ballot.
A judge ordered Friday.
Really?
It's going on the ballot, brother.
The last I knew they blocked it. Excellent.
About time.
I'm going to go into this a little bit.
Okay.
Cole County Circuit Judge Daniel Green ruled that casino campaign gathered enough voter signatures to qualify for the ballot.
Republican Secretary of State Jay Ashcraft.
Ashcraft?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
That was accidental.
No, I know it was. Go ahead. It was just funny.
It was previously found that the campaign came up short and kept the proposed constitutional amendment off the ballot.
Okay.
The Missouri's Constitution only allows casinos on the Missouri and Mississippi rivers.
The ballot measures the authorization for one casino on the Osage River which feeds into Lake of the Ozarks.
The Osage River Damien Convention Committee which is backing the amendment in a statement rodded the judgment as a victory for the initiative petition process and for voters who will benefit from our proposed development at Lake of the Ozarks.
Okay.
It's on the ballot.
That's awesome man. That's what I mean. Let the people decide. Let the people decide.
Here's what I'm thinking. You know how every time I bring this up we keep mentioning about how the law states.
Mm hmm.
And like I just read the casinos can only be on the Missouri River and the Mississippi River.
Yes. If they allow the Osage River.
Then that would be.
That opens it for the rest of the state man.
Yes because Osage is involved in basically pretty much except for like maybe Table Rock.
Let me tell you this one has a lot of money back in it.
You know you can go 50 miles up the road.
Valley is involved in this.
Okay that is a lot of money.
Yeah.
You're going to see a lot of commercials for it.
Well here's the deal man. You go 50 miles upstream right and there you can go to Jefferson City or Columbia.
Actually I think it's Columbia. No no no it's Boonesville. There's a casino there.
Boonesville yeah. Yeah that's. You're talking an hour and 45 minutes.
Oh it's that far away. Two hours away. Okay.
And is there one over near Jeff City on the Missouri River or not?
Um.
I don't think so.
Okay then it's just.
There might be. No I never hear of anybody going to Jeff City.
Okay then it's Boonesville.
Or Canton City.
Okay and St. Louis has if you.
Or Oklahoma.
Oklahoma has a lot of them but those are Native American ones.
Yeah that's a totally different state though.
Yeah yeah that's. Yeah.
That's where they have that one on 10 highway in Oklahoma where you walk in and it's like a fast stop or a quick trip or something.
And then they have a room with slot. Little bitty room with slot machines and fucking people dealing cards.
I was like what the hell. So I'm like this is kind of cool.
Yeah I forgot I was getting gas. I left my car out there at the gas pump for like I don't know an hour and a half.
Come out there people are glaring at me. I'm like oh shit I forgot.
I didn't park my car.
So anyhow yeah that's pretty cool man. I mean it's got to be one of the smallest casinos ever I would think.
So anyhow. Oh I still owe you the Davies story okay.
This goes back to the Crapper story a little bit ago you know that we're talking about what they could do.
What Joey Chestnut and the whole eating thing and all that.
Okay so yeah my buddy Davey you know about you know all about this Rob.
It's been legendary for years.
Yeah it has been.
I was out all night the night before and someone barely took me home at like I don't know six or something.
Seven seven thirty in the morning. The phone keeps ringing.
My parents are at work or something and it won't stop this before even answer machines kept ringing kept ringing.
Or if there were answer machines we didn't have one or it didn't work or something.
Okay so finally I get up I go hello and my car was not running by the way.
That's how come someone had to drop me off.
Something was wrong with it in the Monte Carlo. Remember the Monte Carlo.
Imagine that something was wrong with it. Imagine that.
So anyhow I answer the phone and it's Davey. Mark get down here now.
Oh dude no I just went to sleep man. No man. My head hurts.
It's like 90s five degrees out there already. No way. Humidity is like 10,000.
No way. No Mark you have to get here right now. Get here right now.
And if you don't I'm going to keep fucking calling.
I'm like you know I should have just put the phone off the hook and just ignored him.
But you know what my dumb ass did. I got out there and I walked sweating fucking ham chunks all the way to his house.
Two blocks away. And believe me it was a long two blocks because I was still probably kind of drunk and hung over and what have you.
I get down there and he goes around and he goes back door back door.
I go around the back door and you know they had that the one restroom right near the back door right.
I opened it up and he's back and he's motioning me to come in the bathroom like what.
He goes come here come here. Okay look. And I see this fucking turd hanging out of the bathroom about a foot and a half.
And he cut he carved his stepdad's name Roger into it with his comb.
With Roger's comb. And he goes dude look I just laid that.
I'm like man I go you motherfucker what the hell. I go dude I'm going back home.
He goes look man isn't that cool. I'm like okay okay it's cool.
Can I go now. But what I ended up doing was I went to his back room where they had all the air conditioners.
Remember how cold his back room was with a big bed.
Where we had the good soda pop the non pissed soda pop. Yeah.
I went back there and went to sleep. So anyhow.
So it worked out. I had good sleep. It was nice and chilly in there.
And I don't know what the hell Dave did but he did leave me alone.
So I got to give him that. But anyhow he did wake me up to take a look at his shit that was hanging out of the stool.
A foot and a half. So. Alright let's take our first break and we'll come back. I have some emails Rob.
Alright yeah I want to hear from our fans. Alright well you're going to hear from them.
I think.
I think I'm the one that probably don't want to hear from them according to some of these.
Anyhow. Be right back.
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Rob are you ready to get to some of these emails. Yeah I am.
Okay. Well like I said I'm still working on this. I think I got a way that I can fix my email problems on my main computer and hopefully on my phone too to where I can start receiving them without destroying the ones that I have on there.
So that's what the trick has been. I want all the ones that are on there but if not I will let you all know that I reloaded it and if you feel the need to send the email again.
But that's where we're at. I was able to get five of them and I'm happy with that. I don't know how old these are at all cause it won't let me know now.
So anyhow first one is Mark. You seem to relish and have unpopular opinions. Do you do this on purpose?
The Rock has been here in KC for 30 years. I'm certain it's stay input. Mike Lathrop. He didn't say Mike in Lathrop he just said Mike Lathrop. I think he means Mike in Lathrop but his name could be Mike Lathrop. I don't know.
So anyhow it just says Mike Lathrop.
My hands up. My hands up.
Okay go ahead.
That's what KY thought.
I can't say any better Rob. That's perfect. I always have unpopular opinions because I normally don't have opinions what a lot of other people do. I look at things differently and I know this.
I'm not doing it to piss anyone off or enrage them or nothing. This is my point of view. This is my opinion. I don't want them to go anywhere. That's why I'm saying this man. I hope they change cause I really do think that this music that I heard them playing for three days in a row when I did actually listen to rest real radio.
I thought it was really lame. It wasn't even good songs.
You know the Fox plays a lot of the same stuff but at least they're classic songs. This stuff that they're playing on 98.9 I don't consider even decent rock music.
It was at a weird period in time and I do mean that. I'm not just saying that. The ruffle feathers piss anybody off. And if something happens to the Rock I predict Johnny Dare to go to 101 the Fox.
But if nothing happens to the Rock he stays there. So anyhow I don't think. He is loyal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a he's a pretty decent person.
You know I mean I'm not trying to cause any shit man. This is just my opinion. That's it. I mean look you can not agree with it all you want but I have a right to my opinion you know and I will say it on this podcast because I can.
I'm not calling anybody an asshole or stupid or nothing like that. I'm just saying I think they're going in the wrong direction. That's it. And you know what a million people could love Churchill Aslow.
Times are changing. Yes. If you start playing things people don't want to listen to they're not going to listen to you for one. And for two now we have streaming. Yes.
We don't even need a method. Yes. I'm telling you man streaming is killing a regular terrestrial radio and it's not a joke. That's how come all these radio conglomerates are going under.
I mean Odyssey the one that we're talking about that owns the rock was just sold. All their debt was bought by George Soros. So I don't even know who's running them anymore or nothing.
But man it's not a gimmick. It's not trying to infuriate people or nothing like that. It's just my damn opinion. That's all. Gosh I've had so many emails about this. I'm not going to read another one.
That's it. I'm not reading another one. You can send all you want. It's getting erased if I get it. So anyhow. Sorry. Yeah I don't know what else to do.
So OK Rob you said in a couple episodes that you used to be on drugs. I would love to hear your story if you are comfortable with telling it. You obviously have stopped. Will in Nashville.
Rob I went ahead and said this because you never really made you know you never really hit it. And I don't think you have any problem admitting it. And I think you've done very well not doing them anymore.
Do you feel like talking about it. If you don't we'll skip right on over.
I can talk a little bit out there.
OK. I like this question. I think he's asking for himself.
No no I I'll I'll give a rundown. OK. I started off at a young age doing speed films like White Crosses and the many in the mini there.
The speed dance and the Robin eggs and three fifty seven magnums. Step you by in the back of the comic books.
Yellow jackets truckers. Yeah. Yeah. And they were the real deal back there.
Yeah. Yeah. They had a Fedrin and a bunch of other things. Yeah. Yeah. I remember.
And I learned at a young age I was a speed freak. And then I was introduced to Matt.
And I battled Matt for years. But for the biggest part I've won. I have won for the biggest part. Good. Yeah. I had a problem with Matt.
But I haven't tested in years. And I've had years I do it years I wouldn't. You know.
What else was going on. Did you ever officially go to rehab. This is my own question not his. OK.
I all my rehab with me. Wow. Whether whether it was the math whether alcohol my cigarettes my chew whatever.
You see I remember you talking about alcohol but I don't remember you talking about drugs. Yeah. You have on this program.
No no I have not mentioned that. Then it's somebody we know. I don't know. I wondered about that.
Maybe I did get something. I may have. Oh I'll tell you. I bet I know what it was.
And you did mention it a couple of times and I mentioned it. OK. Yeah. Because we were talking about somebody else.
Yes. Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. We both caught it at the same time. OK. All right. Yeah. Sorry.
Will and Nashville didn't mean to whatever. No no no. Honestly I'm not proud but I'm proud. You should be proud.
You should be proud. I don't want to do with it. I don't want to be around anybody on it. God bless you. That's awesome.
You know good for you Rob. I mean you have done so good. I'm really proud of you myself and I hope you can pat yourself on the back and go dude I did it.
You broke the odds. I do every day. Yeah. You know what you got you got your life turned around and you're doing very well and I think you you are fantastic Rob.
And you've come so far in this podcast too. I can't thank you enough. I mean it's you really put your nose to the grindstone and you really do the best you can and it's excellent.
So thank you. Well it's it's something you have to learn. You know. Oh yeah. You know what I mean I have problems with eating. I've had it all my life.
I'm not I don't really drink anymore. I did for a while there. I was getting pretty bad. You know I mean I've had off and on stuff to myself and you know you know old habits are hard to quit.
But you know you come to a point in that life where you're like that said I'm done. And you know what Rob you you have you have beaten the odds and I'm very proud of you.
And I think anyone listening to this can go man dude you did something really good and special. So did you have anything else.
You know I run into people from time to time. Uh huh.
That know I used to be on it and they come to me and say how do you do it. You know it's not the norm.
It's not the norm. And then I've watched others that have done it on their own. You know it's a good feeling that you could beat something like that.
It's got to be man. And you know Rob I probably should have checked with you before reading this.
No no no no no. I'm not thank you for reading it. That's kind of what I thought. I want to be honest. I want to be honest.
I want to be honest. You've always been honest. So you know what. That's why I went ahead and just said you know what. I think he's going to be OK.
So OK. You got anything you want to add to that or anything or.
No no that's all I'm going to add before I go into different stories.
I don't need to go there. OK that's cool. All right.
You say you and I had some crazy stories. Oh I could only imagine bringing in an element like that.
Oh boy. I know the night train stories and the mad dog stories.
Crack me up man. Crack me up when it happens.
The fucking wild turkey and the old crow story. OK wow. OK.
Next one. Mark you still haven't told the full story of biscuits with Dan and Stan.
I remember you back from mutual friends Tall Timmy and Grandview.
You remember Tall Timmy?
Tall Timmy in Grandview.
In Grandview.
Tall Timmy I'm sorry. It does not ring a bell but obviously you knew me.
But why. Why is a restaurant ringing a bell with that.
I'm. It's ringing a bell with you not me but I didn't even know why a lot of people.
I don't know. I don't know. For some strange reason.
It may not be. It may not be.
You see not a lot of people knew I did that call in stuff. This is kind of after the all the people broke up.
You weren't around anymore. A lot of people weren't around.
And like I said you know I answered that ad in the Pitch magazine and I got the gig and I just got like gift cards and shit.
It wasn't a big deal at all. They sucked. They were horrible.
Their biggest market I think was Texarkana. Then the next was like Durant Oklahoma.
I mean they just really I mean they were like really limited syndication or whatever.
I think they I think they bought time on these radios I think as a barter if I remember correctly.
They went out and found advertisers for it and then paid the station for their time.
I think is what happened.
Yeah. Yeah. I remember things like that.
Yeah. And it was called biscuits with Dan and Stan.
And anyhow what happened is.
Sounds familiar.
They made headlines. Okay.
Is that it Kansas?
They may have. I don't remember. I just remember a certain amount of markets.
They could have been in Kansas very easily in a small station. They could have very easily.
Well I like in the like 91, 92.
Uh huh. I was down in Fort Scott and which we picked up off of southeast Kansas.
Okay. That would have been a market they would have been in. I mean they were in Pine Bluff Arkansas.
That sounds familiar.
And actually they were I can't remember the name but it was in some smaller Louisiana town.
They were in a station there. There's like a thousand twelve hundred watt station.
You could only get it like ten miles around that area.
I can't I can't even remember the name of the town or nothing.
So they very easily could have been. They could have been in Fort Scott for all I know.
I just you know it's been so long ago I don't remember.
And I mean I really didn't think they were funny at all.
And I just did it for free stuff and just because it was fun making up these callers you know and calling in and screwing with them.
Yeah I don't remember the show itself. I remember that name.
Yeah they were out of Durant Oklahoma I believe was their home base.
And yeah they're very well. They could shoot some signals up to southeast Kansas.
Maybe so. I mean I can't say no. I don't know enough.
I don't remember enough. Actually I didn't know enough anyhow. I didn't know that much about them.
And they didn't even send me my last two gift cards motherfuckers.
But anyhow. Anyhow what happened is this is before Juneteenth.
So on Abraham Lincoln's birthday if I remember correctly they had punch a white guy in the face contest out in front of like an Applebee's or something.
So someone came up and punched some white guy right in the face.
Knocked the shit out of him. And then there was a couple things that went on.
There was a lawsuit that went on if I remember.
And you know I'm going to look this up because I'm sure it's somewhere archived somewhere.
There was a lawsuit and also some people were saying that that was racist.
So they were taken off the air like two weeks after I quit him.
And I'm glad I had nothing to do with him when that shit went on.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah. I believe that's what happened.
If I remember correctly that's what happened.
And they were shit canned. And that was it. And believe it or not.
Yeah. You could get away with some shit back in the day. But that no that's pushing the envelope.
No they had some guy they had some contest. Yeah.
And some guy knocked the shit out of him. And if what I remember is correct.
You know this is a long time ago.
And I believe someone said that Stan went on to work at Sirius XM later on as a producer of some show.
I don't know if that's true or not.
But anyhow so that's that's all I know about that.
So tell Timmy write me back. Tell me who you are.
Describe a little bit please.
So and a restaurant it rings a bell of a restaurant right Rob.
Is that what you said.
For some reason I don't know why.
Okay. I could be totally wrong.
Well tall Timmy send me a message please.
Okay. So anyhow.
Well hey it can't he may have knew me because I arrived within that area most of my life too.
You know you don't remember any not recognize me.
Interesting or whatever you know.
Well if you kind of remember the name in a restaurant it's probably one of the places we hung out out would be my guess.
Well like I said it could be wrong. Get back with us Timmy.
Yeah please. I'd love to know who you are. Describe.
I'm sorry. You know a lot of shit went on back then.
I'm sorry. You know so please describe yourself.
Okay next one. Mark and Rob you remember a stoner named Sully.
I had long red hair and everyone said it. Sully.
Sully.
I know who he is. I'll describe him to you here in a minute.
His name was Sully and it was an odd name. He said I had long red hair and everyone said I looked like Axl Rose.
I just found the podcast with a link on it on the KC Local website. Again those guys are awesome. Thank you KC Local.
That's excellent that they put us on there on the entertainment and I don't even know how they got our information.
But you guys are awesome. Thank you KC Local.
Okay he thought he looked like Axl Rose. Everyone said he looked like John Lennon.
Remember he used to always hang out in the back of cars smoking.
He'd come in the back of Justin James.
Oh man. Like you said it's been years.
I probably would. I probably would. Hell me and him probably hung out.
He looked like John Lennon but he swore up and down everyone said he looked like Axl Rose.
So anyhow.
Okay hey Sully.
Sorry you look like John. I don't know what you look like now but hey what's up man? Hey thank you for listening.
Send KC Local a thank you. Okay please. That's awesome of them.
Okay and then finally are you guys still in the top 600? Just curious. Haven't heard anything about it in a while.
I don't know. RSS changed the way they do things. I can't tell. They don't have it up there anymore.
I hope so. Our listenership is way up. But I actually don't know. That's why I quit saying that.
Yeah.
Yeah they used to have it up there in the corner and now let me go there right now and see if I can find it.
I'm pretty sure it's not there anymore. Unless they moved it. No I don't know where they moved it to. I think they took that feature away.
And let's see.
Quack, quack.
I don't think it's on there. It's not on there anymore. What they replaced it is what kind of operating systems people use that listen to you.
Okay. Okay.
Our number one is Android. Number two is iPhone. Number three is Mac.
Number one is Android.
Android. Most people listen on Android.
Wow.
Number two is iPhone.
Okay.
It's overwhelmingly Android. And then some iPhone. Google Chrome is a solid third it looks like.
Firefox. Safari.
No.
Anyhow.
Well we tell everybody. Even I tell everybody.
Oh. TuneIn's huge.
If you want to find us, Google us.
Yeah.
Our number three.
Check this out. Check this out. People listen to us on Facebook it says. I didn't know we were on Facebook.
I mean I you know I advertise on there. What the hell? Googlebot? What is Googlebot?
I.
Stitcher.
I don't have the technology to download the shows on our Facebook page. Sorry everybody I've been neglecting lately.
You know what. When you get a chance get on the analytics page of RSS and go down there to the very bottom.
And there's no more top 600. But this is interesting how people listen to us. So anyhow.
Okay.
That is the end of the emails. So.
Rob you got something?
Yeah.
I think I lost something I ran across.
Alright sounds good.
It's a few things that don't make sense.
Okay.
And what they are. They're like tweets or whatever.
Okay.
First one says little Debbie star crunches and the funky math.
I like little Debbie. Her star crunches are really good.
I recently got a big package of the big star crunches. But something on the box made me wonder.
It was the calorie count in those things.
Okay.
Now my question is it how they packed so many calories in that small package.
It's more of a math issue.
Okay.
The label said half a cookie had 150 calories.
Okay.
A whole cookie had 280 calories.
I'm no dummy. I ate the whole cookie because the second half of the cookie had fewer calories.
I would take the second halves and just eat them. You get less calories.
That's fucked up.
That's funny.
Okay. Next one.
I saw an article that said nose picking was associated increased chances of dementia.
I wonder how long your nails have to be for that to be true.
If people see you repeatedly picking your nose in public you've probably already crossed over to the dark side.
Yeah.
I did not know nose picking was a dark side.
I didn't know either. I mean everybody does it.
Anyone that says they don't do it is a liar when you're by yourself and nothing's going on.
It's a damn fun habit to do so don't tell me you don't do it.
So anyhow go ahead.
Okay. The next one.
Why do parents name their kids something really unusual.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Okay. There may be some legitimate reason in some cases.
Maybe a little bit of family history is involved or maybe there is some sort of projection.
Okay.
For example in the movie Gladiator the hero was named Maximus.
That's the bar really high.
Yeah.
Do you think Maximus would have commanded the same respect if he had been named Lester or Eugene.
Actually I think you're right.
I recently met some folks who had named their daughter Serenity.
My initial thought was that people who named their daughter Serenity are wildly optimistic.
I think that they want their daughter to become a stripper.
I sincerely hope it works out for them.
That is pretty good.
And also what Rob?
Okay. And finally I learned a new legal term.
What's that?
Civil contempt.
Civil contempt?
Yeah. It sounds like an oxymoron to me.
Like somebody waving or shaking another person's hand while calling them a horse's rear.
Contempt with an air of civility.
Uh huh.
The expression civil contempt refers to failure to respond to a court order.
Then why don't they just say that? Another mystery of our legal system.
I agree with that 100%. Why does it have to be that weird of a technical term?
Why do they have to give it something weird? Just say hey. You didn't do what you had to do.
You could call it didn't show up for civil court.
Yeah.
Make a hell of a lot more sense than yeah. I agree.
Didn't pay your fines. Whatever.
Yeah. It's not that hard to come up with something that's closer to what happened.
There you go.
Alright. Cool.
Just some weird things.
Yep.
Wow. Thank you Rob. That's very cool.
Let's see now. Let's see. I'm trying to find the story. I've got a local story I want to go into.
But it's interesting enough to tell.
Okay. Here it is.
Local story alert. Riverfront Park sandwiched on the banks of the crystal blue turquoise waters of the Missouri River and the Ballet Casino and the River Market.
The Kansas City Current CPKC Stadium is off. It's part off right towards the bank in the Missouri River.
And right behind it is this area that has condos in it and it's got a Berkeley Park. It's Riverfront Park.
CPKC Stadium is the NWSL which is the women's soccer league and it's a brand new state of the art stadium. It's beautiful.
It's overlooked in I-29 Christopher Bond Bridge. So this is a heavily urban area right? And it's right on the riverfront.
So to give you some idea right?
So they're you know over just in front of the condos closer to the river near all the trails and all of that that they have there and the trees and all this stuff.
So in the midst of this Mid-America playground goats keep showing up wandering around.
Goats?
Yeah goats. Everywhere around them is city. There's nothing around there. There's not a farm. Nothing.
And they keep showing up there. Animal control has been called several times now to come out and capture a wandering goat or two.
No one has a clue where they come from. Local news asks if anyone knows possibly a pet farm close that's missing goats to let them know.
There's nothing near there. I mean you know where it's at. You know it's over there near the Bond Bridge, the old Paseo Bridge and right off to there there's that Riverfront Park, Berkeley Park.
I, my guess would be a homeowner.
Okay here's my theory. They don't know. They've been asking people on the news.
One or two have been showing up maybe in a week or so span.
One or two.
No, no, no. There's more than that though. They found like four or five goats. They keep wandering there.
No that's not a homeowner.
No.
Because their neighbors would have turned them in before then. One or two I can see you get away with.
Yeah. Yeah they're trying to find out if there's a pet farm or something is what they're saying but I can't believe there'd be a pet farm anywhere around there.
It's an urban area surrounds that whole area so.
Yeah.
Here's my theory. Over close to the Bluffs are around seven railroad tracks, right?
Right.
Trains from all over this land are stopped there loading and unloading products.
You think some escaped.
I have a theory that there is some sort of a goat thievery ring that occasionally loses a goat while the carts are stalled.
Other than that I got nothing.
That's as good as anything I've heard.
Yeah.
Better than what I got. Better than what I got.
Yeah. I mean other than that I've got nothing.
I mean those railroad cars they come from all over the country and they stall right there. They stop right there and they unload stuff and they pick up stuff.
A lot of coal. They take a lot of coal over to Iatan Power Plant and the one over there over there kind of near Liberty or 291.
That's all I can think of.
Iatan. Iatan.
Oh that is Iatan. Okay.
All right.
If Iatan is it?
That is Iatan. The one up north is something else.
There used to be a Kansas City parent line one. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I think the stack is still there. I think it's still operational. But anyhow they used to take a lot of coal there and anyhow they used to take the products on those turnstiles down there.
That's all I can think of is that right there. I mean you got anything Robbie? You got any ideas?
Like I said your guess is as good as mine buddy.
Okay. I don't have a clue.
Then you know what?
That would be the only thing I could think of is maybe one of the trains were hauling some light stock.
They didn't say anything about that. Yeah that's my idea. I mean.
And that would be the only thing I can think of.
I guess the trains could actually be carrying goats to one part of the region to another maybe.
And it wouldn't actually have to be a goat thievery ring.
So I don't know. It could be.
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Yeah I do and actually the more I read this the more confused I get.
Okay. Okay. William Bryan 70 of Bustle Shoal underwent surgery at Ascension Sacred Heart Emerald Coast Hospital in Walton County Florida.
At which point General Surgeon Dr. Thomas Shikognosky removed his liver which was mislabeled as a spleen causing immediate and catastrophic blood loss resulting in death.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Bryan was admitted to the hospital for further tests over concerns regarding an abnormality of the spleen after experiencing sudden lower left abdominal pain where he and his wife Beverly were visiting a rental property in Ocaloosa County.
Shikognosky and Chief Medical Officer Dr. Christopher Bacani persuaded Bryan to undergo surgery as he could experience serious complications if he left the hospital despite the family's reluctance according to law firm.
On August 21st 2024 Dr. Shikognosky proceeded with a hand assisted or a periscopic splenotomy procedure.
That might feel pretty good doing that dude.
Yeah that is good. But you're supposed to take out a spleen.
During this operation Dr. Shikognosky removed Dr. Bryan's liver and so doing transfected the major vasculature supplying the liver causing immediate and catastrophic blood loss resulting in death.
Okay I see what happened. I see what happened.
Okay.
The doctor was sent in to take out the spleen but he took out the liver and labeled it spleen but it had nothing to do with the labeling because as soon as he cut it out of him he started bleeding out.
So the doctor just misidentified the body part the body organ thought it was a spleen.
Yeah liver and a spleen yeah.
Oh jeez. Nothing he could do nothing he could do to bring the guy back but I hope they get rich off him.
Yeah he was helpless.
Wow and this is Fort Walton Beach it sounds like somewhere in that area.
Uh.
It's Walton County Emerald Coast Hospital that's Fort Walton Beach area. Wow.
Yeah St. James Sacred Heart Emerald Coast Hospital.
Yeah and I did some work right next to there a long time ago I know where it's at wow that's fucked up I mean I mean that is a small market a smaller market but you think Emerald Coast there would be some good doctors there some good surgeons yeah.
Wow.
You should know your body parts.
I'm pretty sure now.
That would be part of the job.
Hang on here I'm going to go I'm going to look at a comparison between the spleen images of a spleen and images of a liver and I'll bet you they are just completely different.
Yeah.
And I feel sorry for the man's wife.
I do too.
Okay a liver kind of looks like a half heart a heart cut in half.
Okay images of a human spleen.
They look somewhat similar but still one is on the right hand one's on the left hand.
I mean before you do anything like that.
Don't you.
There you go.
Double check three yeah.
Double check triple check quadruple check have another person look.
There's enough.
Don't you think one of the nurses would have caught it.
Yes somebody there should have said do.
You know when they do an open surgery like that there's more than one doctor stand around.
Yes.
And there's nurses somebody was that hey hey hey hey.
No wrong one.
Yeah.
Yeah okay over here the spleen looks like a little half moon like the liver does but the liver has three pieces and a cord that comes down from it.
So they are and it's much larger than a spleen.
So that doctor completely completely fucked it up.
I don't know what I mean that's just man.
That's unheard of that's crazy.
He should lose his medical license.
I would think he would lose his medical license but I don't know.
I mean wouldn't you think so something a mistake that catastrophic.
Oh my god yeah yeah.
Yeah.
Well hey hey just keep this story in mind.
I will.
So all right.
You know why.
Yes I do know why.
I do know why.
All right.
I've got a little story here I'd like to go to here real quick.
And then we'll decide whether we want to keep going or not.
Florida State's head coach news conference after an 0 and 2 start and big expectations for this year.
His fifth his fifth season this season was supposed to be the best.
Mike Norvell was so nervous at the press conference he couldn't open a bottle of water.
You got to watch this.
He said they're trying to defend what went on right.
And he's shaking and he's trying to open this bottle of water to take a swig out of it because he probably had dry mouth.
And he couldn't he struggled with the water bottle the bottle water lid for two minutes before he was defeated and he put down the bottle and stopped.
It was it was like the most pathetic thing I've ever seen dude.
He's like.
He's going yeah we played bad.
That's on me and he's trying to open up just a bottle of water and he can't.
And finally he just gets a grimace on his face and he sets it down and he doesn't even try anymore.
It was horrible.
So if I was a dean of this college here's what I think would have happened.
I would have came out out there right.
Right after I would open up the bottle slam the bottle of water.
And then threw the bottle in his face and fired him.
Sound fair.
Yeah.
So that's how you open a bottle bitch by the way you're fired.
Get the fuck out of here.
So there we go.
All right Rob you want it.
You got anything else you want to go into or we put a bow on this bitch and calling it good.
Well I was going to go into.
No go if you want go ahead.
No no I'm not.
They caught the guy that the Osage Beach police officer.
Oh good good good.
Actually they caught him that night.
Good.
Saying how the new law went into effect that when you run from the cops it automatically becomes a felony.
Good.
Do you know what the charges are yet as a vehicle manslaughter.
I'm not sure yet.
OK.
Yeah.
Never mind.
What to make this little famous.
Yeah.
I'll read the article I'll bring out his name.
Go ahead.
It's in the news it's in the paper so it's a legitimate news article and Rob is reporting on news that is around his area.
So there we go.
And I'm reading this on KRMS radio dot com.
And I remind you he's not saying guilty or innocent. Yeah he's not saying guilty or innocent.
He's telling you what they're saying there.
The 23 year old Campton man under the new Valentine's law.
They class a felony for allegedly causing the death of an Osage Beach police officer said he was fleeing to avoid being charged with traffic violations.
That's according to a probable cause statement filed Saturday in County County also alleging that Christopher Aaron Bishop Wehmeyer also admitted that he had been racing with a friend immediately prior to the pursuit starting on US 54 near Passover Road.
Which is oh that's right about the Green Glaze Bridge.
Yeah.
Actually Passover is on the other side of Green Glaze to me.
Okay.
As the incident passed Case Road officer Felicia Carson became involved in the second as secondary officer in a pursuit which exited on the Y Road and onto Midway Road before turning on to Route A.
Uh huh.
Okay.
I know I know I used to live down the Y Road.
I know this area.
Okay.
What it is it's the Y Road exit.
Big source water park.
Okay.
In between Campton and Osage Beach.
Okay.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yes I do.
Yep.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Okay that exit but instead of going up Y Road which is a dead end.
He turned left and took the outer road back around A Road.
That's what he did.
Uh huh.
Okay.
But it goes on to say Wehmeyer was taken into custody a short distance away after he was also involved in an accident.
Uh huh.
So he wrecked too.
Okay.
The speeds during the pursuit reported reached over a hundred mile an hour with dash Kramer footage showing a patrol car directly behind Wehmeyer several times during the incident.
Wehmeyer was arraigned Tuesday morning in Camden County is being held without bond.
Good.
Don't let that punk out.
We've had memorial services over here.
Uh.
We've had.
Well actually in front of the Osage Beach Police Department.
Uh huh.
They've had the car parked out front as a memorial.
Oh good.
Well man that's just.
Yeah.
Well she hit a tree and the car caught fire.
Oh.
Is what happened.
What a way to go.
Yeah.
Well all right.
Well thank you Rob.
Thanks for.
They ended on Saturday like that.
Um hang on hang on.
Let's not.
I got one more story here.
Okay.
There you go.
Thank you.
Okay.
There's a new.
They got the punk.
They got the punk but let's just we'll end it on this okay Rob.
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