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Let's see here. A package of 8 hot dogs. A package of 10 hot dog buns. I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns to even it out. Should I buy them at once? Should I freeze them? Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best? I hate adulting.

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Now, from the makers of the Who Bit My Asshole Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Puzzle. That's right, put Rob back together. This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loin cloth in a rain forest is the perfect stocking stuffer.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob Rad.

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Hi Rob Rad, how are you?

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Hello?

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Actually I'm doing pretty good. Doing pretty good.

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Good? Good to hear.

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm doing alright too, so that's good. I mean we're still standing straight up, so that's a big plus. So anyhow, I mean...

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Yeah, I'm literally standing straight up at this very second. So yeah, I'm doing pretty good.

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See? See, I'm a psychic. I knew that.

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Now I'm going to sit down.

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Do you want to hear my other psychic ability?

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Yeah, I do. I do, Mark. I think everybody else wants to hear this too.

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I'll bet you if you go outside and you look to the west, there'll still be a little daylight.

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Yep.

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That's my psychic ability right there.

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I don't know how to feel about that. That might be right.

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I bet you it is, but you know what? We got a podcast to do, so we're not going to even try, right? Trust me.

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I'm back in the studio in the very back of the bunker, so yeah, I don't know.

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Yeah, he has all the electronics and stuff, you know, and all the cameras and everything in the front.

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It's very hard to navigate around, you know, because he's got to make sure his bunker is people-proof, you know?

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So anyhow, yeah. So in his command center there, he has all these cameras everywhere.

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You can literally look around all around Camdenton and see if there's any infiltrators.

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So anyhow.

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I could tell you, okay, I live like a mile from Walmart. I have it on my camera right here. I can show you what's going on.

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What's going on at Walmart? Tomfuckery?

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Yep. Yep.

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A bunch of Tomfuckery. All right.

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But it's Labor Day weekend. A bunch of teenagers out.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Out there being doing Tomfuckery.

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So that's my word of the day. Like we used to do. Yep.

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I'm not damning them. I know how it is, man.

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I know exactly. Yeah.

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Wear rubber and don't trust any drugs anyone gives you.

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That's it. That's all I got for him.

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All right. A bizarre phenomenon in China made the sky appear to have seven suns.

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Yep. Nope. Not seven sun of a seven sun. No, seven suns.

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Turns out this was not a real astronomical event.

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It was determined that the extra sun images were illusions created by smog in the window layers.

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So immediately meant by layered windows for the random dick pic.

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I mean, yeah. Hey, look, I got seven wieners.

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Think that work? No, probably not.

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Well, guess you can't do that over here. You know, there's not enough smog.

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So anyhow, you're just going to have to settle with your regular dick pic, right?

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All right. Let's see. Bar carts are mostly used by millennials or ex or boomers.

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So millennials, exes and boomers like bar carts or if they're going to have one, it's going to be like a bar cart.

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The Z's cannot afford coffee, house coffee every day.

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That's it right there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, they've grown more than we did.

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They're like, hey, all right. Party on deck one. Got some booze.

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Book your wedding well in advance. The spot is already popular.

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We are talking about Taco Bell Cantina.

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All right. A rather new invention I find very cool is a backpack that converts to a chair.

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This is pretty cool, but I like it to be able, you know, to examine the durability of one before I bought it.

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I couldn't find any reviews on it yet.

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You know, this this contraption has a bag that transform into a seat.

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It has an exterior water bottle pocket, exterior zippered pocket, five interior pockets, a laptop compartment.

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I don't think I'd go with that if you're in the interest of having a backpack seat.

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I would probably go ahead and spend one hundred and twenty or whatever it is on this durable one and make sure you don't weigh over roughly one eighty.

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So Morris, the cat is still around.

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Of course, not the same one from the 70s, but his later version is still a tabby looking cat.

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Morris is running for president, according to the TV commercials.

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Your cat could be Morris's vice president.

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The Morris president presidency will focus on pet adoption.

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You can enter fluffy to be his running mate at Morris for president dot com.

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No joke. Go there. You can enter your cat.

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The winner will receive a thousand. Oh, go ahead.

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What? No, no, go ahead.

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Go ahead. The winner will receive a thousand dollar prize and the chance to choose which animal shelter received thirty five thousand dollar donation.

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Instagram's famous Doug the Pug will serve as Morris's campaign manager.

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I love Doug the Pug.

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He's a cool little pug and they just kind of chronicle his life and wherever they go and they're kind of they kind of make you look at it.

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What we would think he would see when he looks at everything is pretty cool.

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So anyhow, Doug the Pug's going to be his campaign manager.

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So that's great. You know, I had I had no idea Morris was still around.

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Did you, Rob? No, I did not.

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But when you mentioned that, I was imagining my cat as vice president.

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Send him in. No, no, no, no.

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Hey, happen. OK.

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She just laser quiet.

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Oh, like somebody else.

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Corn sweat is real.

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You ever hear that corn sweats?

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But it's. Yep.

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But it's detailed a little bit more in this new report.

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Corn sweat is real and it contributes to the humidity level.

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I didn't realize that. Did you?

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Not only are I that part of it.

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OK, not only are Iowans sweating, but and also Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri,

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places they have a lot of high high corn yield.

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and corn sweat is contributing to the humidity.

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The corn would not produce fruit back then.

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How come this is all wet?

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Well, it's because of the corn sweat.

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And I heard that corn sweats. I'm like, OK, all right.

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So it made sense.

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but water all over you, right? Because of the corn.

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And anyhow, so, you know, it adds to humidity and that makes sense.

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But I never really knew that before I read this article.

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And I was like, you know what? That makes a lot of sense.

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You know, the only time I thought corn was wet is whenever it saw a bottle of boiling water, you know.

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But anyhow, do you know what Starbucks?

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Moon drink is.

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No, neither do I.

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I'm not sure what the hell it is, but it's a but it's if you know, you know thing.

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The moon drink apparently has a cold mixture of Starbucks is forty five minutes for me.

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OK. On the other side of the way.

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Oh, Rob, let's be honest. I'm not big on Starbucks.

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As Gary say, if it was right next to you, would you go?

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Probably not. Right. Probably not.

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I'm not giving seven, eight dollars for a damn cup of coffee.

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I have better things to throw my money away on, you know.

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So yeah, but I do like a good cup of coffee a couple of times a week.

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I don't go overboard on it, but you know, I'll go to the city market or something.

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Well, my stomach can't handle coffee like it used to either. Oh, dude.

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Yeah, I know. I'm a one one cup and it's a good size cup a day.

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It does. It does.

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It's a sad fact, but Mother Nature carries a you know, Father Time carries a crowbar.

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And he ain't afraid to use it.

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Oh, yeah. He's like, hey, hey, Mark. Yeah. What?

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Bam. That's just because. OK. All right.

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Are you done? No, I'll be back tomorrow. I'm going to do it again.

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Yep. OK. All right. That's the way it is. I do it all the time.

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Yeah. Yep. Yep.

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Father Time gives us ass paddling, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep.

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He must have found a genie a long time ago because he gets to battle my ass every damn day.

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So the moon drink apparently.

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I think I think he created the genie to help people like us.

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Yeah, I think he did, too.

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He was the original maker of the ass paddling. Yes.

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He's like, hey, Genie, watch this shit. Bam.

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So, yeah, you know, this working for a living thing, you know, kind of sucks, but it's money.

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So anyhow, watch it. What?

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What is Genie? He just turned 55.

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Watch the hair grow out of his ears. Yeah.

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Yeah. Every every day you got to look for that random.

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You got to look for that random crazy hair somewhere every day.

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It's like, OK, it's sad when you got to shave your ears.

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Yeah. And it's like, how the hell did this wasn't here yesterday?

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Did it grow like that overnight? You know, but but you have other parts of your body that's always had hair that now has this ball.

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You know, it's like it moves from one area to another.

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Yeah. Once again, Father Time does what he wants.

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And a lot of it kicked you right in the balls.

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Yep. Then he wants and then he just points his finger at you and he says, I'm going to be back tomorrow and you're going to fucking take it.

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And you go, yes, sir, I'm going to take it.

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So anyhow, the moon drink was described on social media that it's like drinking on the moon.

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So anyhow, now it's a part of the Starbucks secret menu.

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I'm still sticking to moon pies. That's all the moon I will be needing.

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But thanks anyhow, Starbucks. Aren't moon pies great?

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Hell yeah. Yeah, I don't need any moon drink.

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Give me moon pie and I'm happy. Those delightful little things are just delightful.

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They are. I hear angels and trampets that marshmallow.

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Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep.

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Oh, yeah. That chocolate. It doesn't matter whether it's chocolate or banana.

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Either one. Either one of them rule.

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I mean, I like chocolate a little bit better than banana, but I would not yell if you brought me either one.

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I'd be like, OK, thanks. Yeah.

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Hey, only the true brave ones do it. But put a banana on top of the chocolate.

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Oh, now you're speaking my language.

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You want to talk about some sugar.

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Yeah. You know, the inventor of the Ferris wheel in the Mer...

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That's a teat lot. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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You know, the inventor of the Ferris wheel in the merry-go-round inventor.

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They never met. They traveled and they traveled in different circles.

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True story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

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A rare worn down pencil belonging to William Shakespeare has been unearthed.

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Experts are not sure if the pencil is to be or not to be.

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And we turn to Rob. Rob, you got something.

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OK. Yeah, you're making me laugh and I have a service I want to go into.

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I think I know what it is. I've heard about it already.

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Yeah. It's Labor Day weekend, everybody.

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It's Saturday night, Labor Day weekend.

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And Lake of the Ozarks has already had a death.

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And it's a major one. Oh, boy. OK.

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Osage Beach Police Department confirmed an officer was killed in a line of duty early Saturday morning.

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There's an Osage Beach Police officer down here. Yeah.

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Yeah, I read that earlier. Yeah.

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It's a female, wasn't it? The officer died in a traffic crash during a police pursuit.

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Wasn't it a female cop? Yes, it was.

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OK. I'm going to go into that. OK, sorry. I didn't mean to.

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I am doing this out of respect to her. Yes, you will see why.

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Crash occurred just before 2 a.m. on State Road A and Toronto Springs Park Road,

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which is down on the river. It's out in the country.

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Missouri State Highway Patrol are investigating the circumstances and the crash scene.

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Wow. No, no, no.

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Chief Todd Davis of the. You had to give me a second there. No, no, no, that's fine.

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This is deep. This is a serious subject. So go ahead, Rob. Yeah.

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Chief Todd Davis of Osage Beach Police Department releases more details in the press.

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The officer was identified as Felicia Carson, 33.

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She has been employed with the department since June of two thousand twenty three

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and leaves behind a husband and six children.

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Wow. Oh, my God. Her her her husband is a Miller County Sheriff,

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canine deputy, Grant Carson.

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Yeah. So he is like he works for the canine unit and one cat up around like Eldon.

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Oh, OK. In that like the northern end, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. She.

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The pursuit ended further down the road as a suspect fleeing crest

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and candy county sheriff's deputies took them into custody.

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Oh, wow. OK. Start out that that pursuit started on Y Road, which is the north side of 54.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 54 went down a road and started heading like down towards Richland,

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head down towards 44. OK. I got a question, Rob.

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And it may be later on in the article or it may not even be there at all.

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But what I read, they didn't say anything about the suspect.

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Did they apprehend him?

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No, no, it just said.

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Where is it? Because that piece of shit should get manslaughter charges immediately.

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I just. Oh, no, I haven't read it yet.

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Oh, OK. The pursuit ended further down the road at the suspect fleeing crest

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and candy county sheriff's deputies took them into custody.

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OK, good. Good. At least I got the piece of garbage.

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I guess it's probably too early to tell about the charges.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't have a clue yet. I would think manslaughter.

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Lieutenant Governor Mike Tehoe throughout his condolences.

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Good. Good. I could read that whole.

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Well, I'm glad that I'm glad that Kehoe took notice.

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I mean, yeah. Yeah.

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Even Kehoe went into it. This woman had six young children.

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Yeah. All because some idiot didn't want to inconvenience himself by going to jail for the night.

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I mean, I heard through the grapevine, I heard it was a female and she was flipping out metal, whatever.

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Oh, OK. Officers were chasing her. Yeah.

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OK, I got it. Here's that. Here's that. OK. Allegedly. Well, yeah, I mean,

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this officer was 33 years old, we bought six children and husband.

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Wow. Thank you, Rob. I hope I hope she rests in peace.

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Yeah, I mean, and the children.

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Your mom is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone.

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Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh, my God, I think we're safe.

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Oh, no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired.

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Break Shithouse Energy Drink. That's right. Break Shithouse Energy Drink.

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Make men and women go.

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Chow on your balls.

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to fuck shit up? What the fuck is going on in America?

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Break Shithouse is for you.

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Please enjoy Break Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from? Have you ever looked at something and said,

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Hey, I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

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The origin of socks. Believe it or not, the ancient Egyptians are responsible for knit socks.

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From around 300 to 500 AD were the first recorded knit socks worn by anybody in the world.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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If I were floating in outer space, if I was to paddle my arms and legs, would I float faster?

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Hmph. I may never know.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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I, Wright Cola, is the only soft drink available in Hell.

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This is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I hope everybody's doing well tonight.

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Rob, how are you?

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I'm doing good.

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Great. That sounds awesome.

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I have an update. No, you know what? Hey, Rob, let's go to the top seven rhythm guitarists. Do you have that?

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I have it.

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Alright. Rob, be my guest.

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This is from Tulsa King, aka Ronnie.

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Yeah, Ronnie.

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Love you, guy. Hope you're doing well.

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Go ahead.

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Okay. This is our, yeah, who we think is our favorite rhythm guitarist.

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My number seven, I gotta go with Joe Perry from Aerosmith.

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Ooh, solid. I should have had it. I'll stick to mine, but man, that's good. Great.

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Yep.

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And I had to have this gentleman on one list or another that we've had, and I think he fit better on this list.

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Okay.

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Mr. Les Paul.

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Ooh. Okay.

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This is the guy the guitar is named after, and for good reason. Les Paul is a fantastic guitarist.

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I think he lived a long, long time, didn't he? He didn't die all that long time ago, I think.

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No, no, he lived a long time, yeah.

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I think he was in his hundreds, and I didn't know he was alive when he was still alive, and most people didn't.

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I talked to other people, like, I thought he probably died years ago, but no, he...

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Yeah, no, it was like 80-something, 90-something, yeah.

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Oh, I thought it was his hundreds, but it was probably 90s, actually, but anyhow, yeah, that's a solid choice.

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And like I say, like on everything, if you don't know what this guy does, just Google him and listen to his stuff. Very good.

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Yeah.

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Okay, now my number five.

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Lindsay Buckingham, Lee Woodmapp.

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Aha! Yep, we do overlap on one.

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Awesome music, awesome music.

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Yeah.

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And more than just, I mean, yeah.

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Yeah, Lindsay Buckingham is amazing.

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Okay, now for my number four.

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Malcolm Young, ACDC.

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Cool.

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We overlap on that one, too.

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Yeah, yeah, he fits right in, man, he does.

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My number three.

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Alex Leisenthal from Rush, once again on a list.

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Gotta be, man, gotta be.

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Oh, I agree with this 100%, your list is fantastic.

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And my number two, and I'm shocked that this band has not hit my list yet.

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Okay.

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Although I got a few that have always been right there, just can't quite cut it.

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My number two goes to Nancy Wilson of Heart.

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Oh, solid, she is fantastic.

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Oh my God, dude, on some of, oh.

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She's what brings that music, you know.

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Oh, I agree.

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Man, that's a solid list, thank you, Rob.

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Oh, no, I still have my number one.

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Oh, I thought that was your number one, I'm sorry.

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No, that was my number two.

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Okay, sorry, I heard wrong.

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My number one goes back to a band that I mentioned that the whole band just melts together and just brings it together.

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And they are an underrated band.

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Okay.

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My number one goes to Brian Greenway of April Wine.

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I considered him.

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Ed, that's a great choice.

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I mean, their music, it took everything for them just to fit together and they did so perfectly.

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I mean, their bass, their rhythm, their drums, their lead, their vocals, everything.

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Oh, yeah, I'm just as big a fan as you are, Rob.

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Yeah.

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I still can't believe they have 20 some albums out, but okay.

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I know, man.

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I know.

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I got to start going through them.

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I'm sure there's great music we missed out on.

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Yeah, I do too.

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I haven't had time yet, but I need to.

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Yep.

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What is your, I'm asking this.

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I still love their top hit stuff, you know.

431
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Oh, I do too.

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I want to ask this, just me asking you, what is your favorite April Wine song?

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I'm going to have to say, I think, Sign of a Gypsy Queen.

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That's my favorite too.

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Excellent.

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I mean, I love so many of their songs, but I think Sign of a Gypsy Queen, it was the

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song that brought my attention to them.

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Me too.

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And then I also love Running Round.

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They still play it on the air today, you know.

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Yeah.

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Do you like Running Round?

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I think that's a great song too.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That is, that's such a cool rhythm.

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High Roller.

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High Roller is great too.

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Yeah.

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Oh, come on, dude.

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Yeah.

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They jam it out now.

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They are, they are my number one pick.

455
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I think it was like Eddie Trunk was doing like bands that should have been big and people

456
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
were calling in.

457
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I didn't get a chance to call in, but my number one pick of bands that should have been big

458
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
and didn't was April Wine.

459
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
They should have been much bigger.

460
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
They have a following, but they should have been much bigger.

461
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
They were, they were, yeah.

462
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
I mean, I guess they're still together, so they're still fantastic.

463
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I guess it's the same people.

464
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I don't know.

465
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
I'd have to look.

466
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000
So, all right.

467
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:40,000
My number seven, and he's often overlooked because he's also a singer, is Dave Mustaine,

468
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
a Megadeth.

469
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
I could see that.

470
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Oh, he has fantastic rhythms.

471
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
I could see that.

472
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah, he does.

473
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:56,000
I mean, he has kind of simple, complicated rhythms.

474
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Does that make sense?

475
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Yeah.

476
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
He breaks them down and puts them together like no other.

477
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
The song structures.

478
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
To me, he's a genius.

479
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
So, I would say Dave Mustaine.

480
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000
And yes, yes, over James Hetfield.

481
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
He's not on my list.

482
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Number six, Mick Mars.

483
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Mick Mars was more of a rhythm guitarist than he was a lead guitarist.

484
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
I love a lot of his leads, too.

485
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
He never overdid it.

486
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
He just did what the song required.

487
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:42,000
But his rhythms, I mean, that he did on the iconic songs, not the bullshit that they've

488
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000
done lately or the bullshit after.

489
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,000
For me, Dr. Feelgood, they started going downhill.

490
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
But there was some good stuff on Dr. Feelgood, too.

491
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Not the stuff you heard on the radio.

492
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And then girls, girls, girls.

493
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000
There's so many, let's see, like dancing on glass.

494
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000
That rhythm right there is amazing.

495
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Looks of kills good.

496
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Simple, great.

497
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Shout out to devil.

498
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Simple, great.

499
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000
I mean, he reminds me of Malcolm Young because it's simple, but it's great.

500
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
It's just great guitar.

501
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
So.

502
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
That's why I had to have Malcolm on mine.

503
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Malcolm's on mine, too.

504
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Number five, Lindsay Buckingham, like you.

505
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Yeah.

506
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah.

507
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I mean, again, he was great on lead, but that's not what he accentuated.

508
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
He accentuated.

509
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,000
He went from an acoustic to an electric.

510
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
So being acoustic, you are more rhythm.

511
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Yes.

512
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
And he's got a lot of leads on acoustic guitar.

513
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Yeah.

514
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Yeah.

515
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:04,000
The genius of Lindsay Buckingham is not even being recognized like it should be.

516
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000
People just gloss over him and don't think that much of him.

517
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:18,000
But if you really looked at his work and the complexity of his rhythms and the chords that he put together that are so unique.

518
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I mean, you'd be like, gosh, man, how come that guy doesn't get more pub?

519
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
He should.

520
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
But anyhow, he's amazing.

521
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Number four is Malcolm Young.

522
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Again, he's kind of like he was kind of like the Scottish McMars.

523
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
For Australia.

524
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I think he's Scottish.

525
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Anyhow.

526
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Yeah.

527
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Malcolm Young.

528
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Anyhow.

529
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Yeah.

530
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Nothing he did screen wizardry, but everything he did was toe tapping and really catchy.

531
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
He didn't overdo anything.

532
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
He just did.

533
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
He is kind of like the job.

534
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
It was to the point that he made his point and that was good enough.

535
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah.

536
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
He's kind of like the John Bonham of guitarist.

537
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,000
You know, John Bonham is what he left out more than what he put in.

538
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Made him genius.

539
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Right.

540
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Same way with Malcolm Young.

541
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Number three, and he's a good lead guitarist, too.

542
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
But Richie Blackmore.

543
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Richie Blackmore.

544
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Yes.

545
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:26,000
He made the songs feel like he wanted you to feel.

546
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Whether it was Dungeons and Dragons with Dio to, oh, I want to bang this chick with Gran

547
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Bonnet to.

548
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Yeah.

549
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Yeah.

550
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
To Eerie.

551
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Nice way of putting it.

552
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Yeah.

553
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Yeah.

554
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah.

555
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Crotch Rock, basically.

556
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
I mean, hit Crotch Rock.

557
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Yeah.

558
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Then he went in to Jolin Turner.

559
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
That's not even mentioning Deep Purple.

560
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Deep Purple, there's so much stuff on there.

561
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
The iconic Smoke on the Water.

562
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Highway Song.

563
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Man, that right there.

564
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
That Highway Song is such a cool rhythm that kicks out.

565
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
It comes back.

566
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
It goes forward.

567
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
It goes forward.

568
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Comes back.

569
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Goes forward.

570
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Goes forward.

571
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Goes forward.

572
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Comes back.

573
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I mean, you know what I mean?

574
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
I'm not really kind of simply putting it.

575
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Genius stuff.

576
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Genius stuff.

577
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
I consider him more of a lead.

578
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
That's why I did not put him on rhythm.

579
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Yeah.

580
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I consider him more of a lead.

581
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Anyway, go ahead.

582
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Okay.

583
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
I understand that.

584
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
That's cool.

585
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Okay.

586
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Number two is, hang on.

587
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
What did I do with number two?

588
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
My number two disappeared, dude.

589
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
I love my computer.

590
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Shit.

591
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
You know what?

592
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I'll get back to you about my number two.

593
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I don't know what happened to it.

594
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Thank you.

595
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,000
My number one is Tony Iommi.

596
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000
And once again, he is great on lead.

597
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Fantastic on lead.

598
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Oh, my number two, I believe, was, hang on.

599
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I got it on my phone too.

600
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Hang on.

601
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
That way I don't miss anything.

602
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
And I can't believe I don't quite remember it.

603
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Let's see.

604
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Okay.

605
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Keep the ducks.

606
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Keep the ducks going, Rob.

607
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Keep the ducks while I look.

608
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Quack, quack.

609
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Quack, quack.

610
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Quack.

611
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Quack.

612
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Quack, quack.

613
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Shit.

614
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Did it go out of my...

615
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I don't know what the hell I did with it.

616
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Quack, quack, quack.

617
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Okay.

618
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Oh, Paul Stanley.

619
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Paul Stanley.

620
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Okay.

621
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,000
He didn't overdo songs either.

622
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Yep.

623
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Yep.

624
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
He worked so well with Ace.

625
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah, he did.

626
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
He did.

627
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
He did.

628
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Yeah.

629
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
And we praised him on that.

630
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Yeah.

631
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
And they had something magical the way they did.

632
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I mean, it was just out of this world.

633
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Their musical talents coming together.

634
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
You don't see that every day.

635
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
You don't see that.

636
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:16,000
It's like generational talents that come together.

637
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Amazing.

638
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
And number one, Tony Iommi.

639
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
And everybody thinks of him.

640
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Yeah, I know he does great leads.

641
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Yep.

642
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,000
But the rhythms that he came up with and actually, honestly, thinking about it, I don't know.

643
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Richie Blackmore should probably be number one.

644
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Tony Iommi should probably be number two.

645
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
And number three should be Paul Stanley.

646
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:46,000
So I'm going to switch him around because Richie Blackmore, the rhythms that he came up with and how he made you feel were amazing.

647
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Tony Iommi was scary.

648
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I mean, he was a guy that invented power in kind of metal rock.

649
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
And here's why.

650
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
All these other people are going as fast as they could.

651
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
He was like, no, power is this.

652
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000
It's the slow music you put before the heavy music.

653
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
It's setting your ears up.

654
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
It's setting your mind up.

655
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
You know what's coming, but you don't know when.

656
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
And then comes that power chord.

657
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,000
And then you hear like Dio with that famous majestic voice.

658
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Like think of like Sign of the Southern Cross.

659
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I mean, what a song.

660
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000
But you can hear him like, you know, he's coming in, coming in soft, soft, soft.

661
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000
And then also the music just explodes and this heavy.

662
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Then he goes soft again.

663
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Then he goes heavy.

664
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
It's genius.

665
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:48,000
And that is how a heavy, heavy song should be written as opposed to going as fast as you can using power chords.

666
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
That's not heavy.

667
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Yeah.

668
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
I mean, that's just most of its noise.

669
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
But anyhow, you know what?

670
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000
If you enjoy it, sorry, but most of its noise, that is it.

671
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I've switched it around.

672
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000
So, OK, I got Tony, I owe me two.

673
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
I got Richie Blackmore one and I have Paul Stanley three.

674
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,000
And actually, I almost want to switch as long as you got seven at the other time.

675
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Yeah.

676
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Yeah. You know what?

677
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
There I'm overthinking it.

678
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000
I'm overthinking it.

679
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
OK, Rob, you ought to go to the story.

680
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Please do.

681
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Oh, by the way, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

682
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Anyhow, so if I sound a little bit off and a little bit sporadic, there you go.

683
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
So I'm on a four day weekend.

684
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
So, oh, cool.

685
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Yeah.

686
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
No, I didn't get I didn't take vacation into July.

687
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:49,000
So, oh, but they gave us four days for the Labor Day.

688
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
OK.

689
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Which will take me to Thanksgiving.

690
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
So anyway.

691
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Oh, cool.

692
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Now into my story.

693
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000
And I'm going to stay a little bit into the music world.

694
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Cool.

695
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Artie Kornfeld is a music business legend, perhaps best known alongside his friend

696
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:27,000
and his best partner, Michael Lang, as one of the founders of the 1969 legendary Woodstock Festival.

697
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Kornfeld is also an accomplished songwriter.

698
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:39,000
His songs have been recorded by Cher, the Bengals, Dusty Springfield, and many more.

699
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:49,000
A musician, a hugely successful and art executive, and the former vice president of rock music

700
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
and capital records.

701
00:47:51,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Over the years, he was responsible for either signing or promoting artists such as Pinkfoy, Kiss, Neil Young,

702
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Blondie, Bruce Springsteen, and more.

703
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Cool.

704
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:29,000
He also has distinction, if that's the appropriate word, of once being pissed on by former Beatle John Lennon.

705
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Does it go into that story at all or not?

706
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yes, it does. I knew you'd want to hear it.

707
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Yes, I do. I want to hear that.

708
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:53,000
I was at New York Recording Studio, the hit factory, and my engineer, Shelly Yakus, and I were there with my musician pals.

709
00:48:53,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Excuse me, Kraken, and David Sanborn, and all my friends, and all of a sudden, it's like three in the morning,

710
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,000
the 81-year-old industry veteran recalls. He's 81 now.

711
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Okay.

712
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:26,000
So I said, guys, let's take a break for a half hour, and I ran into the bathroom like crazy and put four lines of pharmaceutical cocaine

713
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:31,000
on the back of the urinal. That's what it said, pharmaceutical cocaine.

714
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Okay.

715
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:43,000
This is a true story, and I'm making it public because it's hysterical. It shows the sickness of cocaine.

716
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Okay.

717
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:55,000
So I go to the urinal, and I start the four lines, and I feel a wet stream going down my left leg, cornfield continues.

718
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Mm-hmm.

719
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:12,000
I look over my shoulder, and I see John Lennon's head. I knew John Lennon was in the next studio with Jack Douglas doing the Double Fantasy album,

720
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:20,000
so he looks at me, and he goes, I can't see a thing without the specs, and I left them in the studio.

721
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Then he says, who are you? And I go, I'm Artie Kornfeld. Then he goes, that's amazing. You're Artie Kornfeld. I know who you are.

722
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:49,000
What he said next blew my mind, cornfield told Goldmine. He said, do you know that first record I ever bought was the Pied Piper by Crispin and St. Peter's?

723
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:58,000
I couldn't believe John Lennon just told me I wrote one of his favorite songs.

724
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:05,000
After he peed on it.

725
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
I love that story, Rob. Love that story.

726
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Oh, because he left his spectacles in the studio.

727
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
All right.

728
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Then come find out the first he peed on wrote his favorite song.

729
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Fucking awesome.

730
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I figured you'd like that one, Mike.

731
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I did. Thank you. All right. We need to lighten this up, so you did so, Rob.

732
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah, we did.

733
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:35,000
All right. Let's take our second break. I'm going to come back with a revised story.

734
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:43,000
I made fun of the robot marshal, the robot, a couple episodes ago that is the security guard.

735
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Well, I didn't really know what I was saying because I got a new version of Marshall and I don't think I take a pipe wrench to him.

736
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:58,000
I think he kicked the shit out of me, but we'll be right back.

737
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Yeah, I'm going to stand corrected here real quick. So, yeah.

738
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:10,000
All right.

739
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,000
He bags a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

740
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:19,000
We offer you first world problems.

741
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:27,000
My 76 inch smart HDMI, triphonic stereo TV.

742
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,000
My remote won't work unless I'm right in front of it.

743
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000
I can't believe it. This is bullshit.

744
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:41,000
I wonder where something came from. Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

745
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Well, so have we. That's why we gave you the origin of.

746
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:53,000
This is the story of Dr. Pepper, originally made in Morrison's old corner drug store in Wacoop, Texas.

747
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000
The drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885.

748
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Wade Morrison, the drug store owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with.

749
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:19,000
You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar.

750
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,000
It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper.

751
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

752
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:35,000
You seem to be suffering from delusions of adequacy.

753
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

754
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Dishwater has the top 10 spots on Billboard Hot 100.

755
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Introducing Rob Radd's new book, How to Track Your Enemy by Scent.

756
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That's right, smell your enemy before they get you. Order this gem now and get a free virtual tour of Rob's secret bunker in Camdenton, Missouri.

757
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Also receive a free copy of his new book, How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food.

758
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Two Douchebags and a Microphone says,

759
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:13,000
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

760
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Just asking.

761
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream,

762
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!

763
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Oh shit, what's that over there?

764
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

765
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:42,000
What do you call a bundle of A in church?

766
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Christian Bale.

767
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:56,000
The apocalypse just happened.

768
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
You don't know what to do.

769
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
You don't know where to go.

770
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

771
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

772
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:17,000
You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener.

773
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:25,000
What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes,

774
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:31,000
then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

775
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Two douchebags and a microphone.

776
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
I'm Mark.

777
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
And I'm Rob.

778
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Well, like I said before, Rob, I was making fun of Marshall and talking about, you know,

779
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,000
taking a pipe wrench to problem solved, right?

780
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Well, you want to hear about Marshall?

781
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Yeah.

782
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:11,000
A five foot tall, six hundred pound security robot named Marshall is making waves at

783
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Briwood Center in Kansas City by reducing crime by fifty percent.

784
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
You know where Briwood is, right?

785
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:23,000
It's Raytown off at three fifty.

786
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Yeah.

787
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Yeah, there used to be like the dollar movies there and all that stuff.

788
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,000
It's pretty run down now, or at least it was.

789
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
I never go by there.

790
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Marshall built on a smart car frame, is equipped with cameras in every direction and records

791
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
24 seven.

792
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:46,000
It is the only unit of its kind and public anywhere near Kansas City and can read license

793
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,000
plates and even recognize individuals as they walk by.

794
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Despite not carrying weapons, Marshall has successfully assisted in catching criminals.

795
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Marshall was able to provide the IP addresses and license plate of the getaway car, said

796
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Amanda Bellemere, the property manager.

797
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Jalen Lewis, a shopper, feels safer with Marshall around, especially when leaving the gym late

798
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
at night.

799
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000
I feel safer with it.

800
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Most definitely when I'm coming out of the gym at night to have Marshall there.

801
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Shoppers have warmed up to the idea, Marshall, despite initial awkwardness.

802
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Oh, I bet.

803
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000
I bet it was awkward.

804
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Don't you come up?

805
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Hi, I'm Marshall.

806
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
I'll be watching over you.

807
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
So anyhow, this this area has always gotten a bad rap.

808
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:41,000
So no, no, it earned its rap.

809
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Said one shopper, Bellemere believes the days of high crime rates are over and hopes Briwood

810
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Center will become a destination spot.

811
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:57,000
No, especially for tailgaters heading to the games for the or the World Cup.

812
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Keep dreaming.

813
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Keep dreaming.

814
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,000
That part of town's toast.

815
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Maybe after the nuclear Holocaust, it might rebuild, but not in this century, unless there's

816
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
a nuclear Holocaust in this century.

817
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:21,000
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

818
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:31,000
OK, well, I just got an update on that.

819
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
OK.

820
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:37,000
They have somebody in custody.

821
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Good.

822
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Good, good, good, good, good.

823
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
23 year old.

824
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
I'm going to make this boy famous.

825
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
All right.

826
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:51,000
23 year old Christopher Aaron Bishop Weimer.

827
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:58,000
W E H Y E M Y E Y E R.

828
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,000
So it wasn't a chick.

829
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,000
No, it was a 23 year old dude.

830
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Has it officially been charged?

831
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:26,000
But just this past Wednesday, a new law went into effect across Missouri, classifying fleeing

832
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,000
from law enforcement as a felony.

833
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:40,000
If Weimer is officially named as the pursuit suspect, it should also be charged with a

834
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
second degree murder charge.

835
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Hallelujah.

836
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Yes.

837
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yep.

838
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Piece of crap.

839
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Yeah, and you can find this on KRMS.

840
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
OK.

841
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Thank you for that day, Rob.

842
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
I've got a story.

843
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
It just came across, dude.

844
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,000
That's why I got quiet on your last instance of reading that.

845
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
I knew you were reading something I could tell because it went from ha ha ha to nothing.

846
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
OK.

847
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
That's what it was.

848
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
OK.

849
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Well, thank you for that update.

850
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Hey, that hits hard down here, man.

851
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Of course it would hit hard.

852
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,000
The Brady guy from Brady and Fox is such a good citizen.

853
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Right, right, right.

854
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Getting getting murdered by younger kids, by younger teenagers is unimaginable.

855
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Right.

856
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000
We should not have a society like this.

857
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Yeah.

858
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Yeah.

859
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000
And they should be held as adults because they did an adult act.

860
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
So.

861
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Yes.

862
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Everyone knows this Thursday, the inaugural NFL kickoff game is going to be Kansas City

863
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Chiefs because they are the now defending Super Bowl champions.

864
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,000
And it's going to be against the Baltimore Ravens, who they had to beat on their way

865
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,000
there in the AFC title game.

866
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,000
So it starts off like this.

867
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Ex-Packer star claps back at luxurious need for shutting off CJ Stroud, Patrick Mahomes

868
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
comparisons.

869
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Now, I think CJ Stroud has a hell of an upside and I think he's going to be one of the really,

870
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,000
really good quarterbacks in this league by the time it's over.

871
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Will he be a Super Bowl winner?

872
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
That remains to be seen, but I think he's going to be a force to be reckoned with.

873
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:39,000
But on March 29, 2024, the Kansas City Chiefs made a difficult decision to trade luxurious

874
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
need to the Titans.

875
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:46,000
He was traded as a franchise player for a fully guaranteed 19.8 million.

876
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:52,000
However, despite it being five months, a Snead seems to have a soft corner for his previous

877
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
team and its quarterback, Patrick Mahomes.

878
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Probably that's the reason when he was asked to compare quarterback CJ Stroud and Patrick

879
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Mahomes, Snead showed his loyalty towards the three time Super Bowl champ during a recent

880
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000
appearance on the Pivot podcast, whoever they are.

881
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:11,000
The Post tried to push the narrative that Stroud is comparable to Mahomes.

882
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000
However, Snead was quick to reply.

883
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
He's not like Pat.

884
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
I respect his game.

885
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
He has some games, but I'm not concerned about any of that right now.

886
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:25,000
While Snead had a rather direct response to offer the NFL star, Greg Jennings had a different

887
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
take to make.

888
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:35,000
So in a recent episode of First Things First, whoever they are, former Packers wide receiver

889
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Greg Jennings joined this show with other hosts.

890
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Nick Wright.

891
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Oh, okay.

892
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Nick Wright.

893
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:48,000
That's a legitimate one then Kevin Wilds and Chris Broussard to talk about the recent comparison

894
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,000
made by a luxurious need on Patrick Mahomes and CJ Stroud during the show.

895
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Jennings made sure to give a subtle nod to what the former chiefs corner said.

896
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000
However, he was also clapped back at him for bringing in a different perspective.

897
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:06,000
The 40 year old agreed with Snead's comments by making it clear that no one is like 28

898
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
year old quarterback Patrick Mahomes.

899
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:14,000
And it's not a fair comparison because Mahomes is a gold standard in the NFL.

900
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:19,000
He said that even Stroud would admit that he's trying to be Mahomes as they play different

901
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000
styles of football.

902
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
And they do.

903
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Yet Jennings gave another perspective to this.

904
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000
He emphasized, I'm worried about Snead.

905
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:32,000
He is a great corner, you know, but he's a really, he's a really, he said he's a great

906
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,000
corner, you know, this he's a really good corner.

907
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,000
I don't know why he said both of them, but when you have CJ Stroud at quarterback, he

908
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:45,000
doesn't give, he doesn't have to be Patrick Mahomes like because he is CJ Stroud.

909
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,000
He's creating and blazing his own trail the way he wants to do it.

910
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Jennings made sure to highlight that CJ Stroud is a problem in his own right and Snead will

911
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
realize that soon enough.

912
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,000
So it didn't, do you see what's happening here?

913
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000
CJ Stroud had nothing to do with this.

914
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:07,000
And people are already picking fights with him against, you know, Pivot and Snead against

915
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:11,000
CJ Stroud because they're in the same division, right?

916
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:17,000
So, yeah, I know that was a rather lengthy article, but I kind of had to read all of

917
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
it to get it through.

918
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:26,000
So anyhow, I think that stuff like that is going to shake out in the season.

919
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
And right now, everybody has something to say.

920
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:35,000
I love Legerrius Snead and I wish he was still in Kansas City, but I understand why people

921
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:41,000
are comparing him to Patrick Mahomes because he has a great deep ball he can throw on the

922
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
run.

923
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
He can throw either side of his body.

924
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000
No big deal.

925
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,000
He's got the athleticism, all that.

926
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:52,000
So the thing that we don't know is here right here.

927
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Is he going to win Super Bowls?

928
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Is he going to do any of this?

929
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
That's remaining to be seen.

930
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000
The problem is...

931
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,000
You gotta get past our boys.

932
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,000
That's what I'm getting ready to say.

933
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:13,000
The problem is, like everyone else, they have to get past Patrick Mahomes and company.

934
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,000
And that is not an easy feat as we see that right now.

935
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000
I'm not patting them on the back for being our boys.

936
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,000
We're from Kansas City.

937
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
No, I'm not doing that.

938
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,000
It's the truth.

939
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Little Skippy Bayless and those idiots, they just like to counter program.

940
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,000
But the fact is, Patrick Mahomes is a gold standard.

941
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:39,000
And to compare C.J. Stroud to it, I see the comparisons because even I did that.

942
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
I think you and I did that, didn't we?

943
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

944
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Actually, we cannot wait to see that matchup.

945
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:50,000
I think, oh my god, that's going to be a killer game.

946
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,000
I think it's going to be an epic battle and I can't wait to see that.

947
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,000
And that is also how you're going to gauge C.J. Stroud, too.

948
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000
It's the way it is.

949
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Right.

950
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Comparing to the best.

951
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Yep.

952
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Everyone compares Josh Allen and everyone knows that Mahomes is the one that always beats him in the playoffs.

953
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Josh Allen might win during the regular season, but when the game's really on the line, Mahomes always ends up on top.

954
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Especially the famous 13 seconds.

955
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:27,000
So anyhow, that's going to be an interesting matchup that I can't wait.

956
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,000
Topher sent me an article that I wanted to get into, too.

957
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,000
I wanted to do a little bit of NFL stuff because it's coming up here quickly.

958
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
OK.

959
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Supposedly, a few people on the NFL Jets team said that Aaron Rodgers is not a team player and they're already sick of him.

960
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,000
And he's caused division among the team.

961
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,000
And it's going to be interesting to see how well they play.

962
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:58,000
When Topher and I did our picks, I picked the Jets winning their division.

963
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Topher says they're going to fall apart and he may very well be right after what I read.

964
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Actually, I think that, yeah, I think they're going to fall apart.

965
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,000
I'm starting to think that, too.

966
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:16,000
But I'm going to stick with my pick. I'll race at it. So anyhow.

967
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
All right. Yep. I'm going to stick with it.

968
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Although I think you guys changed my mind.

969
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:26,000
So all right, Rob, we turn to you.

970
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,000
OK, well, I'm going to stick a little bit into football here.

971
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000
All right.

972
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:52,000
The Kansas City Chiefs, world's largest tailgate, will return on Thursday, September 5th, ahead of the back to back defending Super Bowl champions regular season opener against the Baltimore Ravens.

973
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:56,000
And what that is, it's a tailgate party outside the stadium.

974
01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Oh, like they did last year, where they formed like the biggest tailgate.

975
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Yeah.

976
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:10,000
If anyone hasn't been here to tailgate, I mean, hate the Chiefs or whatever.

977
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,000
You got to experience it. It is like no other.

978
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
The tailgating is just insane.

979
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,000
Yeah.

980
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
It's especially here in Kansas City.

981
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
That's where you find true fans right there.

982
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:27,000
You walk through the aisles, you know, the parking lot and barbecue smell everywhere.

983
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:36,000
It just smells fantastic from homemade sauces and smoking with pecan and cherry and plum.

984
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
People just hand it out.

985
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,000
Yeah. Yeah.

986
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000
It is a very unique experience.

987
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
They hand out beers, too.

988
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Plenty of beers to go around.

989
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
It's just a very fun environment.

990
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,000
And even if you don't like the Chiefs, I suggest you go try it one time.

991
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
This is a bucket list thing, in my opinion.

992
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000
So, yeah.

993
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
Yeah. So anyhow.

994
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000
Yeah. Probably recommend and leave the kids at home.

995
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
Yes. Yeah. Yep.

996
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:06,000
It's just like people who take their kids to the game.

997
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
I don't recommend that.

998
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:13,000
I mean, unless you want to hear them seeing people drunk and swearing.

999
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000
I mean, but do you want that?

1000
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Well, that and getting trampled and yeah, no, it's not a good time.

1001
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
No.

1002
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Okay.

1003
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Yeah.

1004
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
You carry on.

1005
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
Oh, no, no.

1006
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:42,000
Actor and comedian Rob Riggle and broadcaster Haley Lewis will co-host the event.

1007
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Riggle, a well-known Chiefs fan, has consistently shown his love and support for the franchise.

1008
01:09:50,000 --> 01:10:00,000
This year's world's largest tailgate, Tailgate Games, features Arrowhead Stadium's iconic tailgate experience.

1009
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:11,000
The hour-long livestream begins at 5 p.m. Central, bringing unique tailgate-themed competitions

1010
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:19,000
and pre-recorded segments with Chiefs players to digital platforms across Chiefs Kingdom.

1011
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:25,000
And worldwide for free on ChiefsLive.com.

1012
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000
Cool.

1013
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:39,000
The tailgate games lineup includes the Sauce Rally, Two Minute Drill Coaches Cheeseburger Challenge.

1014
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Cool.

1015
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,000
And Chiefs Cup.

1016
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
And what? Cheese?

1017
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Chiefs Cup.

1018
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Cheese Cup?

1019
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000
I don't know.

1020
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Okay.

1021
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
Oh, Chiefs.

1022
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,000
I don't know.

1023
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Yeah, I don't know.

1024
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
I don't have a clue.

1025
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
I might don't either Google it.

1026
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,000
I'm not gonna.

1027
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:17,000
The Broadcast Boys podcasters Lucas Brody and Nelson Bergara will serve as special tailgate games correspondents.

1028
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:33,000
The stream will also feature guest appearances from YouTube star Funny Marco, comedian and actor Desi Banks, actor and comedian Heidi Gardner,

1029
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Chiefs Hall of Famer Dante Hall, and others.

1030
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000
Cool.

1031
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
Yeah.

1032
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Yeah.

1033
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:53,000
Good to see Dante's making an appearance.

1034
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,000
Okay.

1035
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Very cool.

1036
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,000
Rob Riggle has always loved Kansas City.

1037
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,000
He's from Kansas City.

1038
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,000
He never dumped us.

1039
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,000
Yeah, we have a lot of.

1040
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,000
That's why I brought this story.

1041
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,000
I'm glad you did.

1042
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
Because I love him because he's like me.

1043
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
I don't live there, but I still have my Kansas City love.

1044
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:21,000
You know, always will.

1045
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Same here.

1046
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,000
Same here.

1047
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Let me find this story here that I was going to go into a while ago.

1048
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:41,000
But a husband got a bizarre penis infection after dinner and vigorous sex.

1049
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:49,000
Doctors in Lebanon, not Missouri, Lebanon, as in the country, say they treated a 38.

1050
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,000
If not, you probably drive down there.

1051
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,000
Sounds like something happened there.

1052
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,000
I don't argue that at all.

1053
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Don't argue that at all.

1054
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:14,000
Doctors in Lebanon say they treated a 38 year old man who got an unusual bacterial infection in his penis after eating rice and having vigorous sex with his wife.

1055
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:22,000
A few hours after being intimate, the man suffered diarrhea and vomiting with penile swelling and redness.

1056
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Oh, poor guy.

1057
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:35,000
I'm sorry I'm giggling, but God, this sounds horrible, don't it?

1058
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,000
Do it.

1059
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,000
Do it.

1060
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000
OK.

1061
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000
I got to hear it.

1062
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,000
OK.

1063
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,000
So for about a week before seeking medical help, he had all these symptoms, which is stupid.

1064
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,000
Why would you wait a week?

1065
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000
A week.

1066
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Yeah.

1067
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:56,000
Doctors at the American University of Beirut Medical Center examined his scrub, his scab, not scrub, his scab penis, took a swab and discovered the culture of the penis.

1068
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:08,000
The scrub and discovered the culprit, Bacteria Sirius, a bacterium found in soil, vegetation and contaminated food such as reheated rice and vegetables.

1069
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:15,000
With 63,400 cases a year in the US, the condition is known as fried rice syndrome.

1070
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,000
I've heard of that before, have you?

1071
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000
I've heard of it.

1072
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,000
I didn't.

1073
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000
I really didn't know what it was.

1074
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,000
I didn't either.

1075
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:29,000
I just I just knew it was something and I didn't know if it was true either.

1076
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000
I thought maybe as a gag or something.

1077
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000
I think it's true.

1078
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000
So so you eat.

1079
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:41,000
So you sleep with a woman that ate rice and you can get a disease.

1080
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
Yes.

1081
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
The syndrome.

1082
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Yeah.

1083
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,000
OK.

1084
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:52,000
So fried rice, if it's left out room temperature, it can produce toxins that cause diarrhea and vomiting.

1085
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Yeah.

1086
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Reheating does not destroy the toxins.

1087
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,000
The bacteria can attack any part of your body.

1088
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:03,000
But this poor guy had his shlong infiltrated.

1089
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
He had to.

1090
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
What?

1091
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
What horrible luck.

1092
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
That's all I can say.

1093
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Wow.

1094
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,000
What a horrible luck.

1095
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,000
He had to refrain from sex and masturbation for a month.

1096
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000
Oh, oh, gosh.

1097
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,000
That poor man.

1098
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000
Nothing for a month.

1099
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,000
You know, he was bursting at the seams.

1100
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:27,000
Oh, a month while applying topical cream to his penis hourly.

1101
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Oh, it reminds me of the bowl we will clap way back in the first season.

1102
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,000
And go at the end of this program here.

1103
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:48,000
I will describe you what the whole evil clap is, because every time I go to an old segment, I will explain what it is.

1104
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Like I, you know, I explain big in the ball biter.

1105
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Well, explain the bowl we will clap.

1106
01:15:55,000 --> 01:16:00,000
So, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

1107
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Yeah, I got one here.

1108
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000
I got another one about a bald eagle.

1109
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Oh, OK.

1110
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:14,000
Yeah, this one didn't gorge himself on a raccoon.

1111
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,000
But it is out of Valley Park, Missouri.

1112
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Of course.

1113
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:26,000
A bald eagle is slowly recovering after surgeries in Missouri.

1114
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:36,000
The victim of a shooting that experts say is far too common for a symbol of America and other raptors.

1115
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:42,000
The male eagle was found injured July 11th in central Missouri.

1116
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:54,000
A volunteer with the World Bird Sanctuary picked it up and brought the seven pound adult back to the sanctuary in suburban St. Louis.

1117
01:16:54,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Roger Holloway, the sanctuary's executive director, said the eagle's upper beak was nearly split in half by the bullet.

1118
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Oh, what a fucking dickhead.

1119
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,000
Somebody shot it, yeah.

1120
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:20,000
It also had an injured left wing and suffered from lead poisoning.

1121
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,000
Oh, just to top it all off.

1122
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:36,000
The eagle designated number 24-390 because it is the 390th injured bird treated at the sanctuary this year.

1123
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:54,000
As undergone three surgeries, Holloway said an operation in August was to further repair the severely damaged beak, a serious injury that would be life ending if it doesn't heal.

1124
01:17:54,000 --> 01:18:09,000
The good news, suture sites from earlier surgeries are healing well and so are jaw fractures caused by the force of the bullet, Holloway said.

1125
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Another procedure is likely early septic.

1126
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Wow.

1127
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:38,000
But it goes unsaid, but even if all goes well, number 24-390 will require months of care, perhaps even a year, before it could conceivably be released back into the wild.

1128
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,000
I'm just glad.

1129
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,000
I mean, it sucks what happened to it.

1130
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:48,000
I swear, I would probably beat that piece of shit to death.

1131
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
You don't harm animals.

1132
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,000
A bald eagle on American earth.

1133
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:59,000
That person right there that did that is a fucking psychopath and doesn't need to be on this earth in my opinion.

1134
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:02,000
Yeah, what bullshit.

1135
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,000
That infuriates me.

1136
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:09,000
Well, they catch you, just saying, if they do catch you, you're in big trouble.

1137
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Oh, you're going to prison.

1138
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,000
You don't get out of that.

1139
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,000
You're going to prison flat.

1140
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,000
That's it.

1141
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,000
And I think it's a solid five years, isn't it?

1142
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000
There's no wiggle room.

1143
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,000
You can get the best lawyer in the whole world.

1144
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,000
There's no wiggle room.

1145
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,000
You go for five, I believe.

1146
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,000
At least five.

1147
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,000
Yeah, yeah.

1148
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,000
So, and I back that a thousand percent.

1149
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:37,000
So, but anyhow, anyone that abuses animals, I think, should see prison time just like that.

1150
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,000
So, anyhow.

1151
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,000
Yeah.

1152
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,000
Yeah, we feel the same way.

1153
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000
All righty.

1154
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Well, should I go into the bow bow we will clap or you want to keep going for a little while?

1155
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,000
If that's what you want to do, my friend.

1156
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,000
All righty.

1157
01:19:53,000 --> 01:20:04,000
Well, like, like always, like I said, whenever I mentioned something from a past, you know, a story that was on the first season or whatever,

1158
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:13,000
I promised to repeat it because I had a couple of people give me some shit going, well, you say all this stuff, you don't explain it.

1159
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:22,000
So, OK, then this is I told this to Topher on a show, I don't know, really, really early in the podcast.

1160
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,000
So there's a guy I used to work with.

1161
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,000
He went to Vietnam.

1162
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:31,000
First off, he was really agitated at his neighbors.

1163
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,000
He didn't like him.

1164
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:41,000
And when he got his draft papers, he said, congratulations, your friends and neighbors have elected you to serve them in Vietnam.

1165
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,000
And he said, I don't even like those assholes.

1166
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:53,000
So so they they threw his ass over there, and they almost got shot.

1167
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,000
Some people there around did get shot.

1168
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,000
A couple of them died.

1169
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,000
There's blood everywhere.

1170
01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,000
They're in a foxhole.

1171
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:03,000
And he was like, shit, you know, him and his buddy said, you know what?

1172
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:07,000
They got a little furlough and they go, you know, they're only 18.

1173
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:11,000
And and they look at each other, go, we're not going to die virgins.

1174
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,000
Let's go get some pussy.

1175
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:18,000
So they go to town, wherever that was, you know, in Vietnam.

1176
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,000
And they go there and they bang a couple of hookers.

1177
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:23,000
Why they did not use well, they probably couldn't get rubbers.

1178
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:37,000
So they both come back and anyhow, this particular guy that I knew, he said they started like he felt like he had to piss really bad, but he couldn't.

1179
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:44,000
And then he noticed his dick was changing different colors, like kind of bluish black and started agonizing pain.

1180
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,000
He's like, oh, my gosh, what is happening?

1181
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,000
And then his buddy, same thing happened to him.

1182
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:56,000
And he's like, oh, you know, I mean, it's I wish I could describe it as well as he did.

1183
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,000
He said it's the worst pain ever.

1184
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:02,000
If he'd had a gun with him, he probably would have blew his head off and hurt that bad.

1185
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:07,000
And, you know, and this is this to me like to be like kidney stones.

1186
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,000
Yeah, probably even worse.

1187
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,000
Sounds like to me. Yeah.

1188
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,000
So like little shards of glass.

1189
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,000
Yes. Yeah.

1190
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:25,000
And he's just agonizing, so they have to go to their superior and he kind of knew what it was, but he didn't say, you know, and they're like, uh huh.

1191
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,000
And you guys just got back from furlough.

1192
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,000
Yeah.

1193
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,000
OK.

1194
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:36,000
So, you know, they go and see the medic and the medic goes, oh, no, he goes, he goes, those hookers.

1195
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:41,000
What they do is they they fill them with bold, we will bold, we will clap.

1196
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,000
And then when you go over there and you bang them, you get it.

1197
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,000
And this is what happens.

1198
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000
So they're like, oh, man, I got it.

1199
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,000
And he goes, well, he goes, good news is it's curable.

1200
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:55,000
The bad news is you see this glass rod.

1201
01:22:55,000 --> 01:23:00,000
I'm going to rub this down your penis hole and I'm going to smash it with this here rubber mallet.

1202
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:08,000
And I'm going to do that for hours because if you leave one bit of infection, it will come back and and probably be worse.

1203
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:17,000
So, you know, they had to sit there and have their dick smashed with this fucking rubber mallet with that glass rod.

1204
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,000
And then he had to take his penis away.

1205
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,000
He described it was horrible.

1206
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:27,000
He had to like squeeze it like silly putty and squeeze all of that infection out.

1207
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:36,000
And then when he was satisfied with all the infection being out, he had to put something in there to kill that bull weevil clap stuff.

1208
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:41,000
And I guess that felt like they were taking his inside of his dick and just tearing him out.

1209
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:52,000
And he said, there's no amount of pain, no amount of pain, pills, nothing, morphine, nothing would cure that horrible, horrible pain.

1210
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:55,000
So then after that, he said, you know what?

1211
01:23:55,000 --> 01:24:03,000
I don't care how long I'm this miserable hellhole and I may die, but I ain't touching another hooker.

1212
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:07,000
Could you imagine that, though, the only cure back then?

1213
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,000
I'm sure they have other stuff now.

1214
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,000
And I'm sure it's it's not the bull weevil clap.

1215
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,000
It's probably called something else.

1216
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,000
But this was a name for it in battle.

1217
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,000
You know, they really didn't know.

1218
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,000
They're like, oh, what is it?

1219
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,000
Oh, it looks like the bull weevil clapped me.

1220
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,000
OK, we're going with it.

1221
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:28,000
You know, so my dad was in the Navy during the Army.

1222
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,000
He told me stories.

1223
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,000
I've heard of the bull weevil clap.

1224
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:35,000
It was some bad shit.

1225
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:39,000
And then there was like ass rot.

1226
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:43,000
Did you did your dad ever tell you about that?

1227
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:46,000
Yeah, I think so.

1228
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,000
Yeah, it's caused from not wiping really good and being sweaty.

1229
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:54,000
And it was very hot in Vietnam and they're wearing their camos.

1230
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:58,000
And after a while, not not not not being clean enough.

1231
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:05,000
Yeah, yeah, after a while, your asshole develops an infection that starts literally.

1232
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:09,000
If you don't catch it soon enough, it can rot your asshole.

1233
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,000
I believe it. Yeah.

1234
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:16,000
And some people, I don't know how they went to the bathroom after that because they had a rotted asshole.

1235
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:20,000
But the whole thing was is you had to try to clean as good as you could.

1236
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,000
There wasn't a lot of clean water over there.

1237
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:27,000
A lot of times you'd have contaminated water and washing it on your ass to get it out.

1238
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,000
And that was even worse.

1239
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:34,000
So, you know, the whole moral of the story is all the class in the bag.

1240
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,000
Yeah. Oh, unfortunately.

1241
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:42,000
Yep. So a lot of it.

1242
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:46,000
Rob, you got to. Oh, hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1243
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:51,000
We hope all this wasn't too graphic for you, but we love you guys in Dodge City.

1244
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:55,000
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1245
01:25:55,000 --> 01:26:00,000
All right. I guess we're going to end this program on the Boa Weevil Clap.

1246
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,000
You got anything? I've got another one.

1247
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,000
Oh, OK. Go ahead, please.

1248
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:09,000
Let's not end the show on the Boa Weevil Clap.

1249
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:16,000
No. How about let's end it on a possible reunion?

1250
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,000
Oh, please tell.

1251
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:30,000
Oh, wait, the Gallagher Brothers, the Gallagher Brothers.

1252
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:40,000
Yeah. A hugely popular band in the 1990s and 2000s that sold millions of records

1253
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:50,000
before splitting up because of the notorious volatile relationship of brothers, William and Noel Gallagher,

1254
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:56,000
announced it will reunite for a tour next summer.

1255
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,000
Oh, that's news.

1256
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,000
This is it. This is happening.

1257
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:06,000
The band posted on social media early Tuesday morning.

1258
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:12,000
In another post, the band says the guns have fallen silent.

1259
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,000
The stars have aligned.

1260
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:17,000
The great wait is over.

1261
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,000
Come see.

1262
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:23,000
It will not be televised.

1263
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:32,000
OK. OK. Is it just a one off or are they going to tour?

1264
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:38,000
I'm not sure. OK.

1265
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:42,000
The band says tickets for the 14 date tour.

1266
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,000
Oh, OK. It's a 14 day.

1267
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,000
OK.

1268
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:50,000
We'll go on sale 9 a.m. Saturday.

1269
01:27:50,000 --> 01:28:00,000
The tour begins July 4th and 5th, 2025 in Cardiff, Wales

1270
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:06,000
before moving on to tour dates in Manchester, which will be in England,

1271
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:16,000
four at London's Wembley Stadium, two at Edinburgh, and two in Dublin.

1272
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:21,000
The tour will conclude on August 17th.

1273
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:27,000
You know why they're overseas doing these? Because they're not that big in America.

1274
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,000
Yeah, they did good. They had some big hits,

1275
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:36,000
but they would not sell out even T-Mobile's T-Mobile Center here in Kansas City.

1276
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,000
There's just not that big of a demand for them here.

1277
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:42,000
They were a good band, but not a great band.

1278
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:46,000
They never deserved the new Beatles title.

1279
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,000
And that's quite frankly, that's a horrible thing to hang on a band

1280
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
because that's so much to live up to.

1281
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,000
You couldn't ever feel good about your performances.

1282
01:28:54,000 --> 01:29:00,000
I mean, you know, so anyhow, last night.

1283
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:10,000
So Wembley Stadium would be about the equivalence of, let's say,

1284
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:14,000
what's the big one in New York?

1285
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,000
Madison Square.

1286
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,000
Oh, Madison Square Garden.

1287
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:23,000
Wembley is about the same as Madison Square Garden.

1288
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:27,000
Okay. Yeah, that's huge. So, okay.

1289
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,000
They have four dates at Wembley.

1290
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:33,000
That's insane.

1291
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:39,000
I guess, last night I went and I had a cigar with my buddy at work,

1292
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:43,000
Orin and his friend, down at Outlaw Cigar Company, which is a great place.

1293
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:47,000
They have a couple locations. We went to the one in Overland Park, Kansas,

1294
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:52,000
and we smoked a cigar and bullshitted and watched the Royals fuck up in the ninth.

1295
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:56,000
Well, actually, yeah, ninth inning, the bottom of the ninth,

1296
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,000
and watched a couple of college game blowouts.

1297
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:03,000
But he was telling me that Chad Kroger, there is a documentary out on it,

1298
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:07,000
but Chad Kroger and Nickelback went through a really dark time

1299
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:13,000
because nobody recognized anyone else in Nickelback but him.

1300
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:17,000
And all the negative stuff, people hated him, made fun of him and all that stuff.

1301
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:21,000
He heard so much of that that it got to him.

1302
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,000
It got to his psyche.

1303
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:26,000
It made him feel horrible about himself.

1304
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,000
And he went through a really dark time.

1305
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:35,000
I mean, hell, even in Canada, the town that they're from took down their sign

1306
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:37,000
and never put one back up.

1307
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,000
So I thought that was interesting. I'm going to find that.

1308
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,000
It's on Netflix. He told me about it.

1309
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,000
Anyhow, so I'm going to find that and watch it.

1310
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,000
I find it pretty fascinating.

1311
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:51,000
I was always joking around about Chad Kroger.

1312
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:55,000
I've never had a problem with him per se, but it's fun to just make fun of him.

1313
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,000
He's just one of those people, he had the mullet and everything.

1314
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,000
He was fun to make fun of.

1315
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:04,000
So anyhow, it's too bad that it happened like that and that got to him.

1316
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:09,000
But anyhow, since we're talking about music, I think I wanted to add that.

1317
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:14,000
So, all right, should we go ahead and wrap a bow on this bitch?

1318
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:16,000
Yeah, let's wrap it, buddy.

1319
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:19,000
Everybody, thank you for listening.

1320
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,000
Good night, assholes.

1321
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:24,000
Good night, assholes.

1322
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:27,000
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids.

1323
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:31,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1324
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:46,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.