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I'm Mark.
And I am Rob.
How you doing tonight, Rob?
I'm actually doing pretty good.
That's good.
I'm having a cavernese week.
We thought it was inventory, well, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
twelve, it was inventory week, inventory ain't until next week.
We went in Monday, taking it.
It was a normal week.
Start working, fuckers.
days are going slow so I'm stocking up to small parts and yeah it's easy week so far.
That's cool cool you still have a lot of orders. We can't over anything can happen we know this.
Yes we do know this you're right well okay. We've got an order for 20 big trailers you know.
And you probably will. Now that I've said it probably. Yeah well I mean you know it is what
it is job security so. Yeah job security. Yep man our our numbers are exploding. I cannot believe
how much more uh listenership we have. I know. I would say it's more than tripled in the last
month and a half just amazing. So and also I thought of this and I want to say this on the
show right now and see what you think. I don't think we'll ever be YouTube friendly and here's
why. We like to do theater of the mind. I don't think that parlay's very well when you have a
camera on you. Yeah yeah yeah I think. Oh go ahead. I kind of like I personally I like what we're
doing. I do too. Now on my end yes I would like to have the better equipment which I will have.
Yeah yeah that's fine I mean right now it is what it is but I also. We're making it work.
We are. I also going to have a better studio sound when I get done with it. I have to come
up with an interface but I don't have enough space right now and I don't have enough time to
screw with it but it is eventually there's going to be a better bass sound in our voices all this
stuff. I mean right now we know we're primitive but it's not stopping people from listening to
us so thank you. I mean I think at the bottom line is if you get a little staticky entertainment
people don't care. It's the content that they care about. If they can pick it up reasonably well
they don't give a shit if it sounds dynamically produced or if it sounds a little shoddy like
ours and I think that's the bottom line. And like we always tell everybody you get what you pay for.
It's free. So there you go. It's free. Yep yeah so yeah anyhow but I am working on that all that
and this is just mainly for me. I mean people are picking up on it the way it is but I would
like to sound a little bit more I don't know bassy a little bit better like a studio sound.
Wouldn't you? I understand. I understand where you're coming from. Yep it's just production wise.
I don't know. I just love the way it sounds so much better. You know I listen to my shows.
You know when I get a chance I'm like man we need to sound like that
and anyhow you know we're working on it and everybody knows that we're work in progress.
I mean listen to show number one and then go to this one. I mean yeah so yeah yeah so anyhow
thank you everybody that's been picking up our show and listening to it. Tell your friends
it's obviously working. Thank you so all right. Thank you everybody from Rob.
Yeah yeah Rob is a big part of this show and Rob gets a lot of love. I mean there are people that
whenever an email does get through Rob gets a lot of love. Rob is a very integral part of this show
and people send love to him all the time and I'll tell you what he deserves it because Rob
has worked so hard he's worked his butt off getting to get to a more quality
podcast. You're kind of doing what I'm doing where you quit reading these fucking stories you know
printing them off. Yeah. Best thing to do. I run over the main part and then yeah let's talk about
the rest of it. Yeah I try to get the high notes and bring it down to like a fifth grade level
you know because here's why. I think and this is going to sound horrible about the American
people maybe my intellect but here we go. I think a fifth grade level appeals to everybody to some
degree because I think if you like a lot of these articles where they try to outsmart you with these
weird little something they looked up at Merriam-Webster or whatever or some word they learned you know
and they throw in these things to try to look sophisticated that comes out as phony and false
and boring. This right here and like you've also said they get paid by the word too. Yeah yeah we
um yeah if we got paid it would not be by the word anyhow but but yeah yeah yeah um yeah so
I've never liked that contrived stuff and also in the radio too and stuff like that. So um
let's see where was I going with this uh you know what anyhow um yeah we uh we got a direction we're
going and thank you everybody for the listenership and keep telling your friends and obviously you're
liking it and anyhow oh I started off with Rob. Rob's doing such a great job and anyhow I would
like to say thank you personally on this show thank you Rob for coming to bat and doing a great job
and and picking up the places that I didn't you know you know what I mean um you pick up the stuff
that go ahead. Thank you Mark for giving me the opportunity. Well it was a no-brainer when Tofer
couldn't do. It's honestly been a big part of my life the last little over years. Well it shows
you're very passionate about it and it shows and that's how come you're getting so much better at
us because you're passionate about it this is something you want to do and when Tofer stepped
down you were the logical choice because you were screaming our you were screaming our name way
before anyone else was and you were calling in way before anybody else and it was just like
there's only one person I'm really going to ask to do this I either do a solo cast with
guests or I get Rob so I was like hey man I extended that out and you were gracious enough to
at first we didn't know we're like okay might be a temporary thing Tofer might come back.
We'll give it a shot yeah give it a shot but I like it but Tofer will probably still be doing
segments here and there and everything so he's still part of the show he set everything up for
this too so in extreme thank you to him I mean he got the ball rolling because I was
thank you Tofer for paving the way yeah I mean he's retired so he had time to screw with this
stuff and figure it out so then he uh parlayed the information to me and told me what to download
and what to look for and all that stuff and then I picked it up and then now as soon as we get Rob
the equipment then he'll pick it up and every every little step we get we're going to get better
and one of these days this is going to sound like a full production I mean you know like something
you would hear anywhere else you know good podcasts you know not you know what I mean
ones that sound like a regular show or whatever if you will so anyhow I'm going to go ahead and
oh really quick I wanted to talk about this reason I was 15 minutes late is because blame AMC and
their fucked up stupid ass system that they do we went to watch the movie twisters okay and it was
good it was good the special effects were amazing in it so we went to watch it at ward parkway you
know where ward parkway is right yeah yeah yeah it's I don't know about four miles up the road
from us maybe something like that so it isn't that far but um the thing is the movie was supposed to
start at 5 30 that's the movie showing time and that's the time that they let you in and then
they close the doors after 5 30 and it depends on who's running it whether they let you in after
that or not there was no I'm not kidding you 35 minutes worth of fucking previews and Coca-Cola
commercials that I had to endure and meanwhile I'm thinking this is taking away from my podcast time
and this is pissing me off and anyhow I I don't think I'm ever going to go to movie again because
they are liars they're false advertising be there at 5 30 bullshit so we can feed you three and
three and 35 minutes worth of fucking commercials I had to sit there endure that and listen they're
bullshit and they're all that propaganda and all that stupid shit and trying to give you a point
and trying to teach something to you fuck them no wonder nobody goes to movies anymore you know
another thing is this is a little bit of a rant so anyhow forgive me please or maybe you'll love
it but anyhow another thing is if you give an American too many choices it fucks their head up
and I'll give a great example you know those uh Coca-Cola freestyle machines Rob
yeah yeah you know and you can put out like I don't know 10 000 flavors they have all these
buttons on there and all that okay they have four of them whenever you give someone 3000 flavors
it confuses the hell out of them and they sit there like a monkey trying to fucking figure out a
a jigsaw puzzle they're uh uh uh I mean and I'm like thinking geez go with something you know if
you can't figure it out you got to look at every damn flavor three times to figure it out you know
and then the snacks are okay first off it costs like 35 bucks for two of us to go to the movies
okay I think it's pretty pricey okay and then second off is like uh 28 dollars concessions all
we got was a popcorn a coke and a bag of Reese's Pieces right okay so they get all this money and
these places are constantly going bankrupt that's something that's top heavy America is too top
heavy and this is a problem is right here they can't make money from that it's not me and you
spending 80 bucks on one fucking movie we're doing our part by paying these outrageously high prices
what's happening is is these big corporate leaders are taking all the fucking money
that's what the problem is so anyhow I cannot believe that that that they can sell all of these
concessions and they can sell all of these tickets at this outrageous price and not make a dime
so anyhow should I go into the first third Rob no I thought you already started it I know no no no I
didn't anyhow that was just a rant that I came into after talking about the 35 fucking minutes
that I had to watch their stupid ass commercials and all that so anyhow all right yeah sure let's
go into the first third okay even though we're like okay Tony Aome isn't just sitting around
collecting mailbox checks not only has he working on his solo album coming out whenever he admits
it he loves it he's like hey I'll get done when it gets done I'm in no rush the Tony Aome picture
book the remastering of all the Sabbath albums but now I owe me has a new endeavor well kind of
I reported a couple years ago that I owe me had his own fragrance well I owe me is added again
with a brand new cologne Rob Defyde yes Defyde is the name that is that of the cologne that is
coming out soon and you can get it online but I will look for other outlets and you might be able
to purchase this for the rocker in your life you know so I want to smell it first that's what I
thought too that's why I was like going if you only get it online what if it smells horrible
yeah I want to find it at a box store first yeah yeah and that's why I might be able to find it
cheaper online you know now you're sure you like it you're thinking exactly like I am Rob
because of his sucks are gonna be expensive but it sounds like
I don't know for some reason that sounds like it would smell good to me well Tony Aome is
I owe me he's a perfectionist so I would think that he probably makes sure that it really is
a quality product and I know they're going to charge enough for it let's not let's not kid
ourselves we know this so hopefully it will come to a store somewhere to where we can sniff it
before we buy it just to make sure so I'm going to keep my heads up on this and if I find a couple
of stores around that we could all go to and check it out I will let you know because I myself like
you Rob it sounds like you're not going to buy this product blindly are you no not not what not
spending that much money so that's why I put it if you you know yeah if you buy this for a rocker
in your life you know if you really like this person and you want to give them something solid
they won't give a shit what it smells like they'll just be like Tony I owe me cologne wow oh my god
how'd you find yeah yeah so the rocker in your life would love this now if it's for you I suggest
maybe you hold off and wait and see what you know and see if you can sniff it before you buy it so
anyhow I mean anyhow any it's not even yeah you could take it like that add it to your collection
you know I thought about it but then I thought about it and you know what I have a collection of
so many things I can't even fit them all in this studio worth that much you know that's just it
you know I don't have room for on it honestly for this studio is not that big and it's my man cave
too of course you know because a man cave has to have a podcast studio in it nowadays so I
don't I don't have enough room for all my stuff that I have my gadgets my fun shit my
memorabilia all that all my CDs I mean everything that I've accumulated that means something to me
in life I don't have room for anyhow so why do I want to go buy a thing of cologne that I'll put
on the corner if it doesn't smell good you know so you know if I buy anything I was telling people
I would go to Costco and buy one of those gold bars and I would buy a bunch of stuff and I would
tell them people I would go to Costco and buy one of those gold bars and I would put it on the mantle
here right next to the right next to the podcast studio little corner here that I'm in and then
that way when people come in they go hey is that a gold bar and you go oh that old thing oh yeah
yeah yeah that's a gold bar yeah yeah would that be cool just downplay it yeah that's a solid gold
bar you can buy them at Costco so anyhow or some stores have them in the building some of them have
online but what I'm saying is is wouldn't that be neater and shit all sudden we invite a couple
people in you know the gold bars there and they're walking in they're looking around yeah neon lights
are cool yeah oh I love that false staff beer oh that's cool man how old is that I don't know
80 years old hey man man look at all those CDs gosh you got all the you know oh look at those
records hey is that a gold bar then you go oh that old thing I I I've had a long time yeah
I just think it'd be fun to do that anyhow so um in we're talking about you know you can buy this
for the rocker in your life now in a related story Fred Durst has come out with a fragrance
of his own called shitball I can see that one too you got a dirt bag in your life that you have a
hard time buying for I mean handcuff keys are hard to find anymore so you know you might as well just
go buy this dirt bar dirt ball cologne right yeah there you go allegedly so anyhow all this stuff is
parody if you guys don't know my down you won't ever know and give it up so anyhow Sunday July
21st is that that's my disclaimer anymore if you fucking know you know if you don't then just go
around and whatever I don't care I don't have enough time to explain you that's how come I have
that guy saying it the first uh um uh that's how come I have Chad talking about our non-journalistic
integrity so you guys get the hint so I think most of you get it anyhow Sunday July 21st is
national ice cream day to mark this blessed holiday are several fast food establishments
offering up sweet deals are you ready for um some angels and um in harps are you ready all right
Wendy's is offering a free small frosty with a five dollar purchase but wait Rob there's more
Dairy Queen is offering up a free dilly bar with a dollar or more purchase with the DQ app
Baskin Robbins is on board with this offering a customer can have five dollars and and then um
taking off a twenty dollar order with a code seize the day on the stores app the Baskin Robbins app
Burger King has a free soft serve I like this one the best because you don't have to deal with the
apps or nothing Burger King has a free soft serve with a buck purchase at stores so you can walk in
and buy I don't know a dollar menu if they still have it or whatever whatever they have whatever
they have for maybe a cookie for a buck or something and then you go in there with a buck
and get a soft serve and a cookie maybe you know I mean that to me
Yeah go in buy a drink get a soft serve
Yeah yeah I mean it's like it's like no gimmicks you don't have to download their app they don't
have to know where you're at every single bet of the day and and put cookies up there and find out
everything that you like in life so they can advertise to you forever you know so anyhow
Burger King has the right idea to me um real real quick Rob I mean we did not get to this last
podcast and I think it had already happened I'm not for sure but I have to say in a rem a remembrance
to someone that had a big influence on my life that I loved and anyhow he passed away the other
day I would like to salute one of my idols who passed away the other day Bob Newhart
He was I read that yes I read that he was 98 when he passed last weekend
I uh I was so inspired by his his branded dry witty humor I consider dry humor the most talented
of all the humor it it's compelling and it draws you in and you don't know when it's coming you
can't figure out the punchline until it's already gone dry humor is ingenious done right and Bob
Newhart did that better than just about anyone I mean there's other ones that are good at it that
I'll get to here in a second but you know Bob was on the Mount Rushmore of dry comedy wouldn't you
wouldn't you say so he would have to be yes yes I I'm like you I grew up watching him I I adored
I adored his comedy was different from a lot of others and it was so much better so so subtle
a matter of factly soft-spoken it's just so unique in that business you know you have the Sam
Kennesons that screamed he had the Bobcat Gulfways that made weird you know and all that stuff then
you have Bob Newhart Richard Pryor the Richard Pryors that's a great example you have the John
Candies you know there's a lot of physical ones Chris at the same time Richard Pryor and Bob Newhart
yeah um um you had the Chris Farley's they're all great but I enjoyed this kind of humor the best
a little bit more sophisticated a little bit more high brow and a little bit more sneaky it snuck
in on you and I anyhow so I would say he's on the Mount Rushmore of dry comedy with Leslie Nielsen
Ted Knight yes Tim Tim Conway and Harvey Corman yes I agree with all of them and you might even
throw in an ancillary Carol Burnett was really good at it I mean Vicki Lawrence was really I
mean pretty much all of the regular cast of the Carol Burnett show yeah was really into dry humor
but Tim Conway was an apex of it and he should be on Mount Rushmore for sure and Harvey Corman
he was funny too in his own right but he played the straight guy so well opposing Tim Conway that
it was you know it was a you know a Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis you know it was like you couldn't
really see one without the other because they were so good working in tandem or maybe later on Chris
Farley and David Spade or something you know so anyhow RIP to Mr. Newhart I blame you for my
immense enjoyment of life and I'm not kidding you I learned humor from you and I'm not kidding you
I learned humor from him when I was a young age I adored it and it made me feel good and it made me
realize that that's what I love to do in life I love to make funny shit and make people happy and
laugh and he was one of the cornerstones of that to me and I just can't say enough about the guy
so anyhow RIP Mr. Newhart you were you were adored by a lot of people including me and Rob so thank
you for what you did so thank yes thank you for what you did Mr. Newhart yeah and I don't I think
it like we found out about it right after the podcast last week and that's why we didn't get
to it so I don't think we just like well well if you stop and think about look at every celebrity
we lost last weekend I think it was record breaking um yeah um let's see who else gosh there was a
bunch oh my god there were so many I'll have to look it up but I remember there's like four maybe
five oh no there was a couple musicians and yeah wow it was like eight or ten wow Rob I got a
question for you since you just rocked this uh people kicking off how is this going to affect
boomers and Xers when one of the Beatles dies of natural causes and not like pancreatic cancer I
think or stuff whatever George Harrison had you know at a younger age or of course John Lennon
being murdered do you think that this is going to send the boomers and late Xers into a whirlwind
of uh mortality just a thought or have we seen enough musicians I I to be honest I really think
they're probably already there but for those that aren't yeah I think it would I yeah because I was
thinking what a slap in the face Elvis was but that was a fluke man the guy did not take care
of himself he had a lot of heart disease in his family he was huge yeah you know um he had
there was a lot of drugs involved yes so that was his allegedly allegedly yeah yeah so um you know
it just seems to me like maybe this when uh when Paul McCartney just dies uh hopefully it's not
you know or a long time from now Mick Jagger Keith Richards Willie Nelson even when they die of natural
causes and nothing else because they were supposed to is that going to freak people out a little bit
because they realize they're right behind them so just a thought not trying to be this you know what
you know what I think a lot of people would actually be thinking what hey these are the people we
figured would have kicked the bucket years ago they did look they made it Rob that's a great point
look Willie Nelson you know yeah I'm a cocksmoker for many years yeah living life on the edge yeah
let's see um yeah um Keith Richards yeah Keith Richards um you know Keith Richards what 82
something like that yeah so him and Mick Jagger like in their early 80s yeah 81 82 I think yeah
Mick Jagger still runs around the stage um and Vince Neil can't hardly even walk
it's just it's just insane because Mick Jagger's all thin and and obviously I know he probably done
a lot of this and that when he was younger but he obviously has to take care of himself now
because the way he's roaming around on that stage without any problems and not being winded at 80 82
and I mean he moves better than you see Phil Collins that can't hardly fucking move I mean
I find it amazing is it genetics some of the Jagger has evidently done something right some of it could
be genetics some of it could be genetics skinny guy never had very much weight on him always been
able to move and lumber around really well so that's probably a little bit of it but that's not all
of it you know so anyhow he's doing something that is obviously uh letting him be in great shape uh
Paul McCartney who would know because you know he doesn't really do public appearances especially
not playing you know he doesn't really do that anymore so you really wouldn't know Eric Clapton's
still active and he still tours and he's probably 80 um but he is a sit-down guy so anyhow it was
just uh that was just a little side note that we kind of went into and I didn't even mean to so all
right I'm gonna go into this right here doom scrolling also known as doom surfing is the act
of spending too much time reading negative news or social media content online it can also refer
to consuming short form videos for an excessive amount of time the term became popular in 2020
especially during the COVID-19 pandemic so this brand of scrolling also uses tick-tock
it also I'm going somewhere with this um okay this this brand of scrolling also uses tick-tock
as a news source so you know I I think uh I think we could start a lie that Alex Trebek is getting
his own US postal stamp oh wait wait wait no no he is he is that's coming up later so anyhow I
wish we could make up our own stamps okay Rob this is where it's going to right here I wish we could
make up our own our own stamps and mail the letters to whoever wouldn't that be great you just make
up whatever you want on a stamp instead of buying an Alex Trebek Jeopardy stamp which I got I'll go
into that I'll go into that story later I promise but anyhow okay I wish we could make our own stamps
okay I'll go into that that was a little teaser okay I wish we could make up our own stamps and
mail the letters to whoever I would personally love to send a Harry Ball bag stamp to certain
dickheads I've known over the years would that be great they get a letter and there's a big Harry
Ball sack on the fucking stamp oh my god hell yeah or maybe a quote or a saying like roses are red
violets are blue I wrote this letter just to say fuck you that'd be great right yeah or maybe this
maybe this whole you could do another one if it's a chick you just go out with or one you just don't
like you go or maybe this stamp brings a whole new meaning to the phrase tramp stamp that'd be a good
one you know this this would I'd say that you letters just for fun me too I'd send one to you
just for the hell ago who would send a hair oh mark that son of a bitch then you got to send one
back you know you probably like send an asshole or something I'm like ah Rob oh so anyhow but this
would this is a brilliant idea I consider it you know we need to patent this idea as far as I'm
concerned because here's why Rob I mean this would revive people into an interest into writing and
mailing letters again it could save the post office if you could just do your own you know and no
censorship thought they just entered my mind yeah was it would help save the postal yeah yeah I mean
yeah amazing it would work so well yeah yeah so anyhow you know what I'm gonna stop it right there
because we're almost at a half hour let's take our first break and then Rob you get to stage
because I just went off on everything and I didn't mean to so anyhow I apologize anyhow
that's all right I'm gonna we'll cover it when we get back all right sounds good to me we'll talk
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okay well here we're all back you had contacted me off the air about a uh
certain vehicle that got pulled over here in missouri oh yeah yeah uh and i never covered it
well i have an actual update on that vehicle oh okay i do not know what this is please
okay a lincoln county sheriff's deputy had a close encounter over the weekend not far from secret of
area 51 a magnet for reports of ufo activity you know where i'm going here now uh yes i do
please go forth rob i'm liking this better by the second
and if it's on the internet it must be true right absolutely yeah no one would lie on the internet
go ahead
occupants of a vehicle that resembled a glass dome saucer allowed the deputy to approach
and document the visit
official reports failed to disclose the nature of the occupants that photos indicate the vehicle
never left the ground thus avoiding government classification as an unidentified aerial phenomenon
a uab uh-huh okay what is it's a vehicle driving down the highway that looks like a flying saucer
oh
okay yeah i'm getting it go forth rob please i'm going where you're going i'm getting where you're
going i'm getting where you're going i do believe just another day patrolling in lincoln county on the
extraterrestrial highway these folks are on a cross-country trip to roswell for a uf o festival
the extraterrestrial highway cr 375 between crystal springs and one spring
uh-huh skirts the northern edge of land controlled by the u.s department of defense
the small town of rachel has cultivated the connection with ufos and was even the site
of 2019's alien stop system okay several media reports over the past few weeks appears to
confirm lincoln county sighting involved two beings dressed as guard from the u.s midwest
claiming to be from indiana photos posted elsewhere on facebook show the vehicle in nevada
utah new mexico and missouri the vehicle was stopped on june 28 in cropper county missouri
the auspice told a deputy that the vehicle is a converted 1991 geo metro
he claimed yeah this was okay i did not read that in the articles it it went back
back because we mark wanted me to talk about this yes after after it came out that was stopped here
in missouri well here he gets better they made all the way there 51 buddy awesome
thank you rob man that just kind of i was already having a good night is there more just
uh he called himself steve anderson the body camera video from the incident appears to show
a lack of understanding traffic laws despite mr anderson's claim that he is a former member
of indiana law enforcement well it goes on hey i took him out by his license and everything
but yeah they were heading to some festival wow so yeah and they they made it i guess
very cool man yeah yeah and somehow they avoided detection going through taxes
very cool they never got pulled over and i don't see anything about oklahoma but yeah
but yeah
cool yeah that's pretty cool all right okay um did you do uh do you want to do the seven best
drummers or do you want to go to the hairy assholes or what what do you want to do
ronnie yes ronnie uh yeah and i also got uh next week's uh um question from ronnie too but anyhow
i'll get to that later we we can talk about or tomorrow's tomorrow's anyhow go ahead tomorrow's
we gotta have it done for ronnie tomorrow no no no no no it doesn't matter if we do or not
it can be tomorrow it could be okay okay so he wanted to know our top seven ones right
right drummers of all time and i think he preferred rock so um anyhow so
yeah that's where mine went of course yeah mine's all rock too i mean i got one that's kind of on
the edge uh that maybe maybe not i i mean this was a rough list because i'm trying to think of
the influences and how they change the music they were playing you know what i mean yeah not not
exactly the best anyhow what i view uh is the best anyhow rob please go ahead if you got him
okay well my number seven is keith moon of the hoop solid
uh he was more in he he wasn't just rock early rock he was jazz he was folk you know he could
play anything uh-huh yeah and you know he kind of led led the path for everybody you know
for everybody you know yeah yeah i would okay i would agree yeah
uh my number six roger taylor from queen oh man he almost made my list dude i yeah i'm glad you
i'm glad you picked him yeah um his he he was just brilliant yeah just queen's music everything just
had to fit right and they had they had the best drummer they could have yeah he he sewed that
music together no matter what they were doing uh or they were doing night at the opera or they're
doing uh um oh shit let me think of uh uh jazz you know or sheer heart attack you know what i mean
uh i'm talking about the album jazz or the the album the bohemian rhapsody i mean i know that's
not an album but you know they have their heavy edge stone cold crazy and then they would go and
they would do a um rock opera almost i mean right right so and i'll go go ahead i'll this your list
okay
he almost made my list again dude you're making me proud here yes
i well mark you know me i've always been i've always been a kiss back i'm probably a kiss on me
well and for years he was a he was a jazz drummer that fit into their music so well
yeah yeah he did he did yeah i can't argue with that at all
okay uh my number four
uh my number four bill rudd from acdc that's another solid choice because he knew just what
to put in there and what not to put in there you know what i mean he was i mean acdc's music
it didn't matter whether it was angus on the guitar phil on the drums
yeah they had to hit hard at certain times yeah yeah and then like some of the really bon scott
stuff phil did it dude thunderstruck no yeah i agree come on and think of some of the old stuff like
how about like nightcrawler how about like nightcrawler something like that with the
younger stuff the older stuff yeah uh with bon scott they did some really weird stuff in there too
and he was great on that also so anyhow i agree 100% yes
okay my number three ian pace from deep purple oh yeah
oh yeah gotta be gotta be up there i agree
number two oh yeah these top two yeah
yeah my number two is john bonham from let zeppelin interesting interesting i love that pic
my number one
one now neil perth neil perth is my number one very cool rob rush neil perth come on look
look at his head up well and also he um he went back to the drawing board he was simple
i mean come on oh i know and also he was a mechanical drummer at first and then he quit
everything he was doing to learn emotional uh more feeling um drawing and he was just
as good if not better doing i mean that guy had everything covered i mean another guy
nowadays but i didn't put him in my list is mike portnoy is something like that too
um anyhow yeah actually actually i i thought about him i thought about him so did i
the only reason he didn't make it is because i'm not so much into that type of music and haven't been
so exactly yeah yeah it was the style of but yeah he has gotten to be a very well-known drummer
yep i rob that was a great great list thank you and and hey just for consolation
also tommy lee way down at the very bottom only because of the time he played the drums in the ball
uh-huh concert yeah i get that only only reason only reason okay well i've got a uh a one slash
nether on number six i've got a two-way tie so i get that so i hear what you're saying okay all right
my number seven is phil collins and let me explain this he is a fantastic drummer i agree he has a
lot of feeling but think of how this the genesis songs changed when when he started um i i know
he's always a drummer but when he's kind of took over some of the music okay and it started being
more influenced by him um the music changed completely from um dammit who was the guy before
him uh sledge peter gabriel peter gabriel yeah when he had more control over the music the music can
change completely different um a little bit more complex not so techno um i think he did a great job
doing the feeling that he was trying to express with these songs and i think it was masterful
because he did it and still made them hits and then his solo career was huge too so i have to
put number seven is phil collins um number six is it i almost made my he almost made mine as well
he should have i mean if this had been 10 i'm pretty sure phil would have been on your list
yes yes definitely um number six tommy clefettos slash ian pace clefettos is so good
at everything that he's done from alice cooper to ozzy to rob zombie to his own stuff he is just
masterful and so hard-hitting um the latest ozzy stuff he is just tearing those drums up
but he's not just tearing them up he's got this unique beat that he throws out there and he
changes really quick and goes to another one it's just like how he can keep that in his head and
keep it going it's beyond me that has so much rhythm in your soul that you can either do it or
you can't there's no learning this i i mean that's the way i look at it so uh number six is a tie
number five is mick fleetwood
mick fleetwood yes excellent drummer yes he made these uh fleetwood max songs
um have more depth more feeling um more anger more love uh more outrage more everything because
of the way that he played the drums you could feel what he was saying with his beat and it matched
and it matched yeah go ahead go ahead yeah yes good one yeah go your own way go ahead tusk is a
great example um go your own way you can tell there's heartbreak in his music
yes um him with lindsay buckingham those two together put out magic some of those songs
because lindsay buckingham was not going to play electric guitar ever until they took uh um um
christy mcvee in the band i believe is christy mcvee wanted because they were a couple at the time
i think that was the story so mick fleetwood you know he said yeah i'll play electric guitar but
you have to do this for me and mick fleetwood wanted him so bad he said yes so and now they
hate each other but anyhow that's another story so mick fleetwood masterful number five
number four because he was a jazz he was a blues he was a soul he was a rock ginger baker
i knew he would be on your list i admire that guy um god rest his soul man he was such a unique talent
he was not a talent you could find anywhere he was a once i totally understand that i did yeah
ginger baker i'll tell you what um some of the work he did in cream and some of his old songs
the blues and some of the jazz i mean that guy was just yeah he was just the whole thing and people
who put krupa against him or i didn't i never thought krupa had that good a rhythm i thought
ginger baker wasn't yeah i thought ginger baker was so much better um so anyhow that's my own
feelings on i think ginger baker was far and above him but you know everyone has a right to their
opinion and i think that's the reason why i think that's the reason why i think that's the reason
right to their opinion because i've argued i've argued with many a soul about ginger baker and
krupa so um number three is tommy lee and here's why tommy lee and not only does he have exceptional
rhythm an exceptional um way of putting two rhythms together with a percussion he could do
this all on it i don't think he can do it now from what i can tell but when he was younger and he was
able to do that i'd never heard anyone quite like him um he used power he used rhythm he used off
rhythm he used on rhythm he used sync he used off sync he put it all together and made it into the
song and he never had a standard pattern you know drummers have a standard pattern right
you never you never knew what you're going to get with tommy lee even though i don't care for him
as a person i think he's kind of an to me in my opinion i think he's an asshole in a dirt bag
my opinion but i think that his drumming was exceptional for everything i just said um number
two okay oh go ahead go ahead the reason why he was so low on mine uh-huh i was thinking you were
ever doing thinking the older stuff yes yes i i when i thought of him i was thinking of their newer
stuff yeah if you go by the newer stuff you wouldn't even know you would know you would not
think you'd think it was a studio session um guy if you heard his newest that's why i said
only reason why he was an honorable mention was because the gig he did playing at a ball
floating through the concert yeah that's another thing too and that was not pre-recorded because i
heard him and saw him with my own eyes fuck up a couple of times when he was flipping around and
i was like dude i get it i get it yeah yeah so um anyhow uh number two neil pierret pert whatever
you want to call him um i i mean i said it earlier the guy was a mechanical drummer and so good at it
ah but then in the middle of rush's um presence and their and their selling and their you know
and their success he stopped what was working for him and decided he wanted to do more um more
emotional emotion drumming and he was just as good as that if not better than the mechanical
i don't think there's another soul on the earth that could do it like that that i know of
i mean he was just go ahead what and hey you gotta be good to have a shampoo named after you
that's right that's right and a fine shampoo too right i've been dying to say that all day
now you can't get you can't get paired you can't get peered at dollar general
you gotta go to tarjay to get that shit so number one and this is just because the guy knew what
what not to do when it was what he didn't put in and the power he had that he did put in was john
bonham like i said many times before jason bonham is a more his son is a more talented
yeah drummer but in my opinion a lot of other people's opinion not nearly as good as his dad
his dad did not overload the song with anything he did what he did with so much power and
and conviction that it needed nothing else he came at drums from a zigzag motion where everyone was
going straightforward it worked for him very well and that makes him to me best drummer rock drummer
ever now if we go into jazz or something like that i could throw in a lot of other names but
this is rock for me um to me john bonham was number one so and and um john bonham had such
a presence on the music that after he died they did not do any new music they stopped
they said no we we can't do it without him and then like i said you guys know my view on coda
their last album that was shit they swept up off of the floor of the studio and threw it all on an
album and act like it was good shit and it was horrible and the the band did not want that
release because it quite frankly they were embarrassed by it they're like that is not our
quality but the record company i oh go ahead what the record company just wanted to make a few bucks
yeah they owed him another album and instead of putting a best hit we knew it we knew it back then
yeah you see most of them whenever they own another album except for boston but that's a
long story there they were fighting with them and they didn't put out another album for 10 years
yeah that's a big story there but instead of putting out a best of swan song i believe was
a record company um instead of putting out a best of they just swept the shit off the floor
and threw it on a record and said ta-da here here's new music yeah it was new music but it
is music they did not like and i believe that if i remember correctly are pretty disgruntled by it
they did not like that at all they're like hey that that stuff is not good and it showed in the
sales and um can anyone name one song off of coda that you remember i i mean you can't think of that
rob think of one song i'd have to look it up as a matter of fact hang on let me look it up and let
me remember the album i remember the album i just don't remember anything that was on it let's see
song list on led zip coda coda has something to do with radio um i forgot what it was um okay
okay we're gonna groove walter's walk bonzo's montrose poor tom ozone baby
wearing and tearing i can't quit you was an old song that they redid in darlene
and bonzo's montrose was a compilation of him drumming that they stuck together and made a song
out of so there you go i don't i don't remember for any of them told you except for i can't quit
you because that was the song yeah that was the song that came from i can't quit you baby
which was on led zeppelin 2 maybe some i think led zeppelin 2 could have been on three i don't know
but anyhow um yeah there you go man so all right let's take our second break and we'll come right
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uh and it gets better okay a missouri man has one listed on facebook marketplace at a bargain price
i was hanging out on the missouri subreddit when this posting caught my eye for obvious reasons
it's a listing from bland missouri oh hell yeah there it is
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anyway i didn't see that further but that's okay the the listing is real i found it on facebook
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u.s air force decides to take it down i was happy to see that this is a one owner vehicle
wonder how many miles are on it the listing says it's in bland missouri and ashman
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i could it be this video shows it being flown
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yeah yeah and yeah they put up this screenshot on and this comes from 92.3 mix i don't know where
who knows um mix in kansas city's 93.3 shot of the basebook post
the 1998 north rift b2 spirits delt bomber for eight million dollars
wow that that that's interesting um a friend of mine a really good friend of mine i used to work
with him uh steve he um had this creek on his property he lives out off seven highway over
their kind of near lone jack and in between there and i don't know uh yeah yeah you know you know
where i'm talking about just south the lake lotta wanna and that whole area off of 50 highway
um anyhow old 50 highway had a string of bridges and that was a one lane road and the two the four
lane divided highway replaced the old road right because the old road was windy and all that stuff
well he had this creek on his property and he wanted a bridge to go over it so he could get
to the back and cut that with a brush hog and all that right well uh the missouri department of uh
rogue department highway department the missouri highway department said you can have these bridges
one or all of them whatever come and get them so he hired a heavy lifting outfit to come get that
one of the bridges off 50 highway and put that on his land to go over that creek that he needed to
get to the other side isn't that cool all right on i thought that was neater than shit um i promised
an alex trebek stamp story so i think i better produce one right yeah you better all right the
legacy of the late jeopardy host alex trebek is being honored with a forever stamp at the first
day of issue event on july 22nd in los angeles ken jennings gene trebek michael elston secretary
of the board of governors of the u.s post office commemorated the star who died at age 80 on november
8 2020 alex forever stamp features a question about him set against the popular game shows iconic blue
black drop uh backdrop not black drop this naturalized u.s citizen hosted the quiz show
jeopardy for 37 seasons once alex forever stamp was unveiled gene expressed gratitude to the u.s
post office uh service for paying tribute to the post office uh service for paying tribute to the
post office for paying tribute to your late husband and let me get something clear here the stamps do
not have alex trebek on him when you buy the sheet of him it has him on the sheet and all of
the stamps have different jeopardy questions on them so because earlier um there's another article
that article right there wasn't the article that i wanted to read to you is the first one i found
in my pile of stuff the article i wanted to read to you was the one that specified that he is not
his image is not on all the stamps the jeopardy questions are on the stamps and his image is on
the sheet so just to make that clear so rob you got anything yeah i do here all righty go forth
please i got one for you just for tonight my friend it's gotta be american songwriter yes i do dude
you love me what can i say seven classic songs that were originally written for other musicians
sounds good to me sorry i say gonna drink a seven up
and i'll must fit it up that sounds good to me rob go ahead please okay the first one call me by
blondie okay a lot of the absolutely nailed this classic rock hit 1980 however it was originally
pitched to fleetwood max dv nix this show master georgio mortior originally wrote the song and
wanted it to become the theme song the 1980 movie american jiggle up however nix had just
lost and signed a contract with modern records and couldn't take on the track debby harry wrote
the lyrics recall me along with mortar and had already written and the rest is history wow
i would have never guessed that you would think that was a blondie song all the way wouldn't have
you yes yes but he wrote it with stevie nix in mind that she was too busy um yeah i yeah you know
what i would have loved to heard stevie nix version of that too but anyhow it never happened so
right all right okay next for your love by the yard birds um i think i know this answer but go
ahead okay the yard birds were quite good at taking any song and making it uniquely theirs
that was the case for the song for your love the track was written by a young graham gouldman
who was a member of the band the mockingbirds at the time and didn't they record a version of
it later or was it before his band record song but their record label was akin to it and went to the
yard birds instead okay okay and third these dreams by heart oh really okay yeah
yeah it's hard to imagine the stellar heart song in the hands of anyone other than ann and nancy
wilson however bernie toppen and martin page originally wrote these dreams for
stevie nix again
wow was it interested in it and heart turned it into their very first chart topper
um heart did so well with it it's kind of hard to imagine stevie nix singing that but wow
evidently she didn't like to do a lot of stuff interesting i don't know yeah this is great i
love this rob thank you okay and fourth i don't want to miss a thing by aerosmith
okay this this example of songs written for other artists is kind of fascinating
the iconic aerosmith ballad i don't want to miss a thing
was originally supposed to go to canadian songstress selene deon of all wow
wow diane warner wanted the song to go to a woman but steven tyler ended up putting
quite an interesting span on the heart belt but still
uh wow yeah uh fifth don't you forget about me by simple minds
which was big from the movie the breakfast club uh-huh
good song before simple minds released the song don't you forget about me in 1985 it was passed
around to quite a few different musicians billy idol and brian berry and the
uh it was passed around to quite a few different musicians billy idol and brian berry were just a
couple of names luckily jim kur took the advice of his wife and recorded simple minds and it's
It's become a film soundtrack favorite.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, he's got that deeper voice, don't you forget about me.
He has a lower register too, but I think a little too low.
You go, eyes without a face.
Ryan Ferry, I think I might be able to see, but definitely not Billy Idol.
No, I think he would be too low of a register and too much of a rebel singer type, you know, too punkish kind of, anyhow.
Okay, and finally, Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins.
Uh huh.
Kenny Loggins eventually recorded the song Danger Zone in 1986.
However, the Giorgio Moriarty pin song had been pitched to a few artists before Loggins.
Uh huh.
He made an icon part of the Top Gun soundtrack.
Jefferson Starship, Corey Hart, and Toto all turned it down.
Loggins allegedly said he'd do it before he even heard the demo.
Yeah, he had nothing else going on anyhow.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, good point.
Yeah.
Huh, okay.
Toto maybe.
Toto, yeah.
Yeah, I could see that.
Yeah.
Corey Hart, no.
No.
He hasn't made that.
No, no.
Yep, I agree.
Jefferson Starship, 86, they were on their way out.
Yes.
I'm going to see Starship though.
That's going to be interesting over there at the Mozart Fest.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, they are headlining.
Glenn Hughes is right behind Starship, but let's see, the top three acts are going to be, it's going to be Head East.
It's going to be Glenn Hughes doing Deep Purple Songs.
And he was a member of Deep Purple for what, seven, eight years.
Very talented singer, very talented bass player.
I've heard him do purple stuff before.
He's very good at it, very good showman.
His autobiography is quite interesting.
I told you about the shit story about the dog the other day.
Yeah, yeah.
So anyhow, the three is, it's going to be Head East, Glenn Hughes, and then Starship.
I think that sounds pretty stellar to me.
What do you think?
Yeah, it does.
That sounds awesome.
And it's in Sedalia.
I would love to see that.
Well, maybe you can come up and join us.
I don't know.
We'll talk about it more.
It's in Sedalia and it's the 22nd of September, I believe.
So anyhow.
Yeah, that's about an hour and 15 minutes from me.
That's what I thought.
You're actually a little bit closer to it than I am in Kansas City.
Yeah, yeah.
I just cut over and run up 65.
That's what I thought.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
You got anything else on that one?
No, that's all I have on that.
Okay.
Man, that was a great list.
Thank you, Rob.
Well, you are...
I figured you would like that one.
I did.
That was one of the...
I mean, I like them all.
All the American songwriter stuff you bring are really good.
But that one was interesting because a lot of those bands I could not see doing it.
You know what I mean?
It's pretty cool.
So thank you.
Right.
And let's see.
We've got...
We're going to wrap this up because I know you got to go to bed.
So anyhow.
Interesting question that we might get to tomorrow, but Ronnie already...
He's going to be gone next week.
He already threw out his next question to us.
And he's going to try to get one to us somewhere in between, but he's going to be on the road
for a little bit.
About 10 days or so.
Okay.
So this right here is interesting.
He says, do you know a really dark secret about somebody that would potentially ruin
them or land them in prison or jail or made them hated by many people?
That is a question.
What do you think, Rob?
Hello?
Do you want to...
You don't have to say what it is.
Oh.
To be honest, I know quite a few about different people.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we'll do...
I understand, but I'm not a snitch either.
No, no, no, no.
Me neither.
And you know what?
I guess we're just answering it right here.
Yeah.
I know quite a bit of stuff about three or four people.
Yeah, let's answer this one right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know quite...
I could take down a lot of people.
I really could, but I'm not that kind of person.
No, I could too.
And also really because of the nature of everything and all that, it's none of my business.
It's not my business to go tell or do anything because of different reasons.
So yeah, I know probably three or four people that, boy, I'll tell you what.
Yeah.
Yeah, but no, I'm not that type of person either, and I agree with it.
And I found that interesting.
And he's supposed to send me his top seven drummers, but he hasn't yet...
Well, you know what?
My email hasn't been working.
So anyhow, I hope he sends them another time because I'm supposed to get the top seven
today so we can do it on the podcast.
So hang on.
Yeah.
If you got a minute, I will look and see if I can find it in the email.
Let's see.
Okay.
I don't see it.
Okay.
All right, we'll get it when we get it.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, Rob, I will talk to you.
Oh, wow.
Hang on.
You got a minute?
Yeah.
Okay.
His number seven is Matt Cameron from Soundgarden.
Okay.
That's pretty solid.
I see that one.
I do too.
Number six is Alex Van Halen.
That's pretty.
Yeah.
Alex Van Halen is very good.
He just got overshadowed.
Yeah.
Let's see.
What else?
Two different lead singers.
Yes.
Yep.
And he did very good.
His number five is Tommy Ramone.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
This is pretty cool.
Okay.
His number...
He went punk on it.
He did.
His number four is Ginger...
He had punk on it.
Tommy Ramone's a fantastic drummer, so I would have to agree with him that...
Yes, he was.
Oh, Ronnie, you were bringing it.
Okay.
Number four is Ginger Baker.
Yeah.
I mean, he was on mine too.
Number three is Neil Peart.
Number...
Let's see.
Where are they?
Hang on.
Damn it.
I got to find the bottom of this.
Shit.
Number two is Keith Moon.
You had him on yours, and I liked him too.
And number one is...
Let's see here.
Wow.
Christian Vander.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ronnie, from Tulsa.
All of them are solid.
He went way back there with the Christian Vander.
What is not expected in that one?
That one was out of left field.
Wow.
Okay.
I was expecting the joiners with John Bonhamoff right there.
No.
Hey.
It surprises me because...
Very good choices, Ronnie.
Very good choices.
Yeah.
Thank you, Ronnie.
You know what?
It surprises me because he's such a rock guy.
Thank you for putting my mind to work.
Yeah.
He had some interesting choices.
The Tommy Ramone.
Christian Vander.
Yeah.
Very cool.
Wow.
I was so afraid he was going to put Krupa on there after I mother-fucked him.
Well, the...
Don't forget, Emily, two of his personal, you know?
Yes.
He wasn't going by rock.
All are personal, but...
He wasn't going by rock.
He was going by what he thought was the best drummer.
I think I misunderstood the question.
Right.
I said, since it's from Ronnie, it had to have been rock.
I think it was anybody.
So, anyhow.
Yeah.
But, judge him by his list.
I think Ronnie would have accepted country.
I think so, too.
So, anyhow, Ronnie, thank you very much.
We answered both questions, so I hope you get a question to us here soon.
But it's my understanding it's going to take...
He's going to be gone for a little while.
And he's probably not going to have time to do this.
So, anyhow.
All right.
That's fine.
Thank you for listening.
Oh, oh.
We'll keep everybody entertained.
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Hi, Ricky.
Hi, Dodge City, Kansas.
We love you guys.
Hi, Grandma.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
Hi, Dodge City.
All right.
Thank you guys for listening, like always.
And Boardman Oregon, you guys are off the fucking chain.
Oh, my God.
Everybody in that...
Oh, wow.
Everybody must be listening to us there.
Geez.
Anyhow, thank you very much.
And everybody in that room, thank you very much.
And we'll see you next time.
Bye.
What else?
Everybody else.
Um, Harrisonville's going fucking nuts over us.
We know that's the town, we know that's the town of 5,000 people.
So, anyhow.
All right, man.
Thank you.
Yes, could be less than that.
Yeah I think, I think it is about, of five thousand.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is now.
I, I don't...
Come on, now.
They have their own oldies now.
Oh, they do?
Oh shit.
They're big time.
They have these shops there.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Harrisonville, Missouri congratulations you have an Aldi great yeah hell yeah do
they I wonder if they have those stupid quarter slots there for the for the
shopping carts yeah I think so I don't know all right everybody thank you for
listening have good night good night assholes good night
asshole oh no looks like this shows over kids mark has explosive diarrhea and
can't afford a wireless mic fear not assholes they'll be back invading your
ear hole soon