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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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How you doing tonight, Rob?

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I'm actually doing pretty good.

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That's good.

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I'm having a cavernese week.

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We thought it was inventory, well, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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twelve, it was inventory week, inventory ain't until next week.

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We went in Monday, taking it.

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It was a normal week.

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Start working, fuckers.

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days are going slow so I'm stocking up to small parts and yeah it's easy week so far.

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That's cool cool you still have a lot of orders. We can't over anything can happen we know this.

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Yes we do know this you're right well okay. We've got an order for 20 big trailers you know.

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And you probably will. Now that I've said it probably. Yeah well I mean you know it is what

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it is job security so. Yeah job security. Yep man our our numbers are exploding. I cannot believe

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how much more uh listenership we have. I know. I would say it's more than tripled in the last

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month and a half just amazing. So and also I thought of this and I want to say this on the

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show right now and see what you think. I don't think we'll ever be YouTube friendly and here's

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why. We like to do theater of the mind. I don't think that parlay's very well when you have a

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camera on you. Yeah yeah yeah I think. Oh go ahead. I kind of like I personally I like what we're

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doing. I do too. Now on my end yes I would like to have the better equipment which I will have.

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Yeah yeah that's fine I mean right now it is what it is but I also. We're making it work.

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We are. I also going to have a better studio sound when I get done with it. I have to come

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up with an interface but I don't have enough space right now and I don't have enough time to

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screw with it but it is eventually there's going to be a better bass sound in our voices all this

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stuff. I mean right now we know we're primitive but it's not stopping people from listening to

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us so thank you. I mean I think at the bottom line is if you get a little staticky entertainment

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people don't care. It's the content that they care about. If they can pick it up reasonably well

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they don't give a shit if it sounds dynamically produced or if it sounds a little shoddy like

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ours and I think that's the bottom line. And like we always tell everybody you get what you pay for.

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It's free. So there you go. It's free. Yep yeah so yeah anyhow but I am working on that all that

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and this is just mainly for me. I mean people are picking up on it the way it is but I would

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like to sound a little bit more I don't know bassy a little bit better like a studio sound.

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Wouldn't you? I understand. I understand where you're coming from. Yep it's just production wise.

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I don't know. I just love the way it sounds so much better. You know I listen to my shows.

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You know when I get a chance I'm like man we need to sound like that

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and anyhow you know we're working on it and everybody knows that we're work in progress.

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I mean listen to show number one and then go to this one. I mean yeah so yeah yeah so anyhow

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thank you everybody that's been picking up our show and listening to it. Tell your friends

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it's obviously working. Thank you so all right. Thank you everybody from Rob.

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Yeah yeah Rob is a big part of this show and Rob gets a lot of love. I mean there are people that

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whenever an email does get through Rob gets a lot of love. Rob is a very integral part of this show

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and people send love to him all the time and I'll tell you what he deserves it because Rob

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has worked so hard he's worked his butt off getting to get to a more quality

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podcast. You're kind of doing what I'm doing where you quit reading these fucking stories you know

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printing them off. Yeah. Best thing to do. I run over the main part and then yeah let's talk about

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the rest of it. Yeah I try to get the high notes and bring it down to like a fifth grade level

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you know because here's why. I think and this is going to sound horrible about the American

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people maybe my intellect but here we go. I think a fifth grade level appeals to everybody to some

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degree because I think if you like a lot of these articles where they try to outsmart you with these

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weird little something they looked up at Merriam-Webster or whatever or some word they learned you know

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and they throw in these things to try to look sophisticated that comes out as phony and false

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and boring. This right here and like you've also said they get paid by the word too. Yeah yeah we

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um yeah if we got paid it would not be by the word anyhow but but yeah yeah yeah um yeah so

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I've never liked that contrived stuff and also in the radio too and stuff like that. So um

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let's see where was I going with this uh you know what anyhow um yeah we uh we got a direction we're

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going and thank you everybody for the listenership and keep telling your friends and obviously you're

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liking it and anyhow oh I started off with Rob. Rob's doing such a great job and anyhow I would

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like to say thank you personally on this show thank you Rob for coming to bat and doing a great job

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and and picking up the places that I didn't you know you know what I mean um you pick up the stuff

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that go ahead. Thank you Mark for giving me the opportunity. Well it was a no-brainer when Tofer

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couldn't do. It's honestly been a big part of my life the last little over years. Well it shows

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you're very passionate about it and it shows and that's how come you're getting so much better at

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us because you're passionate about it this is something you want to do and when Tofer stepped

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down you were the logical choice because you were screaming our you were screaming our name way

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before anyone else was and you were calling in way before anybody else and it was just like

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there's only one person I'm really going to ask to do this I either do a solo cast with

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guests or I get Rob so I was like hey man I extended that out and you were gracious enough to

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at first we didn't know we're like okay might be a temporary thing Tofer might come back.

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We'll give it a shot yeah give it a shot but I like it but Tofer will probably still be doing

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segments here and there and everything so he's still part of the show he set everything up for

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this too so in extreme thank you to him I mean he got the ball rolling because I was

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thank you Tofer for paving the way yeah I mean he's retired so he had time to screw with this

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stuff and figure it out so then he uh parlayed the information to me and told me what to download

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and what to look for and all that stuff and then I picked it up and then now as soon as we get Rob

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the equipment then he'll pick it up and every every little step we get we're going to get better

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and one of these days this is going to sound like a full production I mean you know like something

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you would hear anywhere else you know good podcasts you know not you know what I mean

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ones that sound like a regular show or whatever if you will so anyhow I'm going to go ahead and

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oh really quick I wanted to talk about this reason I was 15 minutes late is because blame AMC and

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their fucked up stupid ass system that they do we went to watch the movie twisters okay and it was

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good it was good the special effects were amazing in it so we went to watch it at ward parkway you

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know where ward parkway is right yeah yeah yeah it's I don't know about four miles up the road

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from us maybe something like that so it isn't that far but um the thing is the movie was supposed to

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start at 5 30 that's the movie showing time and that's the time that they let you in and then

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they close the doors after 5 30 and it depends on who's running it whether they let you in after

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that or not there was no I'm not kidding you 35 minutes worth of fucking previews and Coca-Cola

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commercials that I had to endure and meanwhile I'm thinking this is taking away from my podcast time

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and this is pissing me off and anyhow I I don't think I'm ever going to go to movie again because

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they are liars they're false advertising be there at 5 30 bullshit so we can feed you three and

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three and 35 minutes worth of fucking commercials I had to sit there endure that and listen they're

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bullshit and they're all that propaganda and all that stupid shit and trying to give you a point

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and trying to teach something to you fuck them no wonder nobody goes to movies anymore you know

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another thing is this is a little bit of a rant so anyhow forgive me please or maybe you'll love

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it but anyhow another thing is if you give an American too many choices it fucks their head up

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and I'll give a great example you know those uh Coca-Cola freestyle machines Rob

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yeah yeah you know and you can put out like I don't know 10 000 flavors they have all these

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buttons on there and all that okay they have four of them whenever you give someone 3000 flavors

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it confuses the hell out of them and they sit there like a monkey trying to fucking figure out a

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a jigsaw puzzle they're uh uh uh I mean and I'm like thinking geez go with something you know if

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you can't figure it out you got to look at every damn flavor three times to figure it out you know

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and then the snacks are okay first off it costs like 35 bucks for two of us to go to the movies

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okay I think it's pretty pricey okay and then second off is like uh 28 dollars concessions all

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we got was a popcorn a coke and a bag of Reese's Pieces right okay so they get all this money and

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these places are constantly going bankrupt that's something that's top heavy America is too top

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heavy and this is a problem is right here they can't make money from that it's not me and you

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spending 80 bucks on one fucking movie we're doing our part by paying these outrageously high prices

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what's happening is is these big corporate leaders are taking all the fucking money

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that's what the problem is so anyhow I cannot believe that that that they can sell all of these

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concessions and they can sell all of these tickets at this outrageous price and not make a dime

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so anyhow should I go into the first third Rob no I thought you already started it I know no no no I

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didn't anyhow that was just a rant that I came into after talking about the 35 fucking minutes

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that I had to watch their stupid ass commercials and all that so anyhow all right yeah sure let's

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go into the first third okay even though we're like okay Tony Aome isn't just sitting around

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collecting mailbox checks not only has he working on his solo album coming out whenever he admits

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it he loves it he's like hey I'll get done when it gets done I'm in no rush the Tony Aome picture

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book the remastering of all the Sabbath albums but now I owe me has a new endeavor well kind of

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I reported a couple years ago that I owe me had his own fragrance well I owe me is added again

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with a brand new cologne Rob Defyde yes Defyde is the name that is that of the cologne that is

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coming out soon and you can get it online but I will look for other outlets and you might be able

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to purchase this for the rocker in your life you know so I want to smell it first that's what I

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thought too that's why I was like going if you only get it online what if it smells horrible

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yeah I want to find it at a box store first yeah yeah and that's why I might be able to find it

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cheaper online you know now you're sure you like it you're thinking exactly like I am Rob

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because of his sucks are gonna be expensive but it sounds like

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I don't know for some reason that sounds like it would smell good to me well Tony Aome is

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I owe me he's a perfectionist so I would think that he probably makes sure that it really is

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a quality product and I know they're going to charge enough for it let's not let's not kid

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ourselves we know this so hopefully it will come to a store somewhere to where we can sniff it

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before we buy it just to make sure so I'm going to keep my heads up on this and if I find a couple

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of stores around that we could all go to and check it out I will let you know because I myself like

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you Rob it sounds like you're not going to buy this product blindly are you no not not what not

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spending that much money so that's why I put it if you you know yeah if you buy this for a rocker

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in your life you know if you really like this person and you want to give them something solid

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they won't give a shit what it smells like they'll just be like Tony I owe me cologne wow oh my god

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how'd you find yeah yeah so the rocker in your life would love this now if it's for you I suggest

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maybe you hold off and wait and see what you know and see if you can sniff it before you buy it so

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anyhow I mean anyhow any it's not even yeah you could take it like that add it to your collection

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you know I thought about it but then I thought about it and you know what I have a collection of

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so many things I can't even fit them all in this studio worth that much you know that's just it

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you know I don't have room for on it honestly for this studio is not that big and it's my man cave

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too of course you know because a man cave has to have a podcast studio in it nowadays so I

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don't I don't have enough room for all my stuff that I have my gadgets my fun shit my

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memorabilia all that all my CDs I mean everything that I've accumulated that means something to me

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in life I don't have room for anyhow so why do I want to go buy a thing of cologne that I'll put

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on the corner if it doesn't smell good you know so you know if I buy anything I was telling people

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I would go to Costco and buy one of those gold bars and I would buy a bunch of stuff and I would

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tell them people I would go to Costco and buy one of those gold bars and I would put it on the mantle

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here right next to the right next to the podcast studio little corner here that I'm in and then

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that way when people come in they go hey is that a gold bar and you go oh that old thing oh yeah

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yeah yeah that's a gold bar yeah yeah would that be cool just downplay it yeah that's a solid gold

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bar you can buy them at Costco so anyhow or some stores have them in the building some of them have

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online but what I'm saying is is wouldn't that be neater and shit all sudden we invite a couple

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people in you know the gold bars there and they're walking in they're looking around yeah neon lights

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are cool yeah oh I love that false staff beer oh that's cool man how old is that I don't know

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80 years old hey man man look at all those CDs gosh you got all the you know oh look at those

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records hey is that a gold bar then you go oh that old thing I I I've had a long time yeah

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I just think it'd be fun to do that anyhow so um in we're talking about you know you can buy this

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for the rocker in your life now in a related story Fred Durst has come out with a fragrance

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of his own called shitball I can see that one too you got a dirt bag in your life that you have a

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hard time buying for I mean handcuff keys are hard to find anymore so you know you might as well just

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go buy this dirt bar dirt ball cologne right yeah there you go allegedly so anyhow all this stuff is

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parody if you guys don't know my down you won't ever know and give it up so anyhow Sunday July

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21st is that that's my disclaimer anymore if you fucking know you know if you don't then just go

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around and whatever I don't care I don't have enough time to explain you that's how come I have

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that guy saying it the first uh um uh that's how come I have Chad talking about our non-journalistic

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integrity so you guys get the hint so I think most of you get it anyhow Sunday July 21st is

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national ice cream day to mark this blessed holiday are several fast food establishments

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offering up sweet deals are you ready for um some angels and um in harps are you ready all right

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Wendy's is offering a free small frosty with a five dollar purchase but wait Rob there's more

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Dairy Queen is offering up a free dilly bar with a dollar or more purchase with the DQ app

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Baskin Robbins is on board with this offering a customer can have five dollars and and then um

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taking off a twenty dollar order with a code seize the day on the stores app the Baskin Robbins app

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Burger King has a free soft serve I like this one the best because you don't have to deal with the

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apps or nothing Burger King has a free soft serve with a buck purchase at stores so you can walk in

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and buy I don't know a dollar menu if they still have it or whatever whatever they have whatever

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they have for maybe a cookie for a buck or something and then you go in there with a buck

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and get a soft serve and a cookie maybe you know I mean that to me

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Yeah yeah I mean it's like it's like no gimmicks you don't have to download their app they don't

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have to know where you're at every single bet of the day and and put cookies up there and find out

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everything that you like in life so they can advertise to you forever you know so anyhow

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Burger King has the right idea to me um real real quick Rob I mean we did not get to this last

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podcast and I think it had already happened I'm not for sure but I have to say in a rem a remembrance

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to someone that had a big influence on my life that I loved and anyhow he passed away the other

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day I would like to salute one of my idols who passed away the other day Bob Newhart

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He was I read that yes I read that he was 98 when he passed last weekend

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I uh I was so inspired by his his branded dry witty humor I consider dry humor the most talented

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of all the humor it it's compelling and it draws you in and you don't know when it's coming you

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can't figure out the punchline until it's already gone dry humor is ingenious done right and Bob

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Newhart did that better than just about anyone I mean there's other ones that are good at it that

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I'll get to here in a second but you know Bob was on the Mount Rushmore of dry comedy wouldn't you

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wouldn't you say so he would have to be yes yes I I'm like you I grew up watching him I I adored

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I adored his comedy was different from a lot of others and it was so much better so so subtle

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a matter of factly soft-spoken it's just so unique in that business you know you have the Sam

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Kennesons that screamed he had the Bobcat Gulfways that made weird you know and all that stuff then

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you have Bob Newhart Richard Pryor the Richard Pryors that's a great example you have the John

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Candies you know there's a lot of physical ones Chris at the same time Richard Pryor and Bob Newhart

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yeah um um you had the Chris Farley's they're all great but I enjoyed this kind of humor the best

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a little bit more sophisticated a little bit more high brow and a little bit more sneaky it snuck

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in on you and I anyhow so I would say he's on the Mount Rushmore of dry comedy with Leslie Nielsen

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Ted Knight yes Tim Tim Conway and Harvey Corman yes I agree with all of them and you might even

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throw in an ancillary Carol Burnett was really good at it I mean Vicki Lawrence was really I

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mean pretty much all of the regular cast of the Carol Burnett show yeah was really into dry humor

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but Tim Conway was an apex of it and he should be on Mount Rushmore for sure and Harvey Corman

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he was funny too in his own right but he played the straight guy so well opposing Tim Conway that

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it was you know it was a you know a Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis you know it was like you couldn't

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really see one without the other because they were so good working in tandem or maybe later on Chris

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Farley and David Spade or something you know so anyhow RIP to Mr. Newhart I blame you for my

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immense enjoyment of life and I'm not kidding you I learned humor from you and I'm not kidding you

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I learned humor from him when I was a young age I adored it and it made me feel good and it made me

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realize that that's what I love to do in life I love to make funny shit and make people happy and

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laugh and he was one of the cornerstones of that to me and I just can't say enough about the guy

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so anyhow RIP Mr. Newhart you were you were adored by a lot of people including me and Rob so thank

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you for what you did so thank yes thank you for what you did Mr. Newhart yeah and I don't I think

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it like we found out about it right after the podcast last week and that's why we didn't get

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to it so I don't think we just like well well if you stop and think about look at every celebrity

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we lost last weekend I think it was record breaking um yeah um let's see who else gosh there was a

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bunch oh my god there were so many I'll have to look it up but I remember there's like four maybe

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five oh no there was a couple musicians and yeah wow it was like eight or ten wow Rob I got a

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question for you since you just rocked this uh people kicking off how is this going to affect

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boomers and Xers when one of the Beatles dies of natural causes and not like pancreatic cancer I

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think or stuff whatever George Harrison had you know at a younger age or of course John Lennon

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being murdered do you think that this is going to send the boomers and late Xers into a whirlwind

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of uh mortality just a thought or have we seen enough musicians I I to be honest I really think

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they're probably already there but for those that aren't yeah I think it would I yeah because I was

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thinking what a slap in the face Elvis was but that was a fluke man the guy did not take care

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of himself he had a lot of heart disease in his family he was huge yeah you know um he had

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there was a lot of drugs involved yes so that was his allegedly allegedly yeah yeah so um you know

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it just seems to me like maybe this when uh when Paul McCartney just dies uh hopefully it's not

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you know or a long time from now Mick Jagger Keith Richards Willie Nelson even when they die of natural

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causes and nothing else because they were supposed to is that going to freak people out a little bit

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because they realize they're right behind them so just a thought not trying to be this you know what

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you know what I think a lot of people would actually be thinking what hey these are the people we

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figured would have kicked the bucket years ago they did look they made it Rob that's a great point

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look Willie Nelson you know yeah I'm a cocksmoker for many years yeah living life on the edge yeah

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let's see um yeah um Keith Richards yeah Keith Richards um you know Keith Richards what 82

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something like that yeah so him and Mick Jagger like in their early 80s yeah 81 82 I think yeah

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Mick Jagger still runs around the stage um and Vince Neil can't hardly even walk

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it's just it's just insane because Mick Jagger's all thin and and obviously I know he probably done

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a lot of this and that when he was younger but he obviously has to take care of himself now

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because the way he's roaming around on that stage without any problems and not being winded at 80 82

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and I mean he moves better than you see Phil Collins that can't hardly fucking move I mean

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I find it amazing is it genetics some of the Jagger has evidently done something right some of it could

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be genetics some of it could be genetics skinny guy never had very much weight on him always been

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able to move and lumber around really well so that's probably a little bit of it but that's not all

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of it you know so anyhow he's doing something that is obviously uh letting him be in great shape uh

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Paul McCartney who would know because you know he doesn't really do public appearances especially

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not playing you know he doesn't really do that anymore so you really wouldn't know Eric Clapton's

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still active and he still tours and he's probably 80 um but he is a sit-down guy so anyhow it was

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just uh that was just a little side note that we kind of went into and I didn't even mean to so all

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right I'm gonna go into this right here doom scrolling also known as doom surfing is the act

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of spending too much time reading negative news or social media content online it can also refer

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to consuming short form videos for an excessive amount of time the term became popular in 2020

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especially during the COVID-19 pandemic so this brand of scrolling also uses tick-tock

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it also I'm going somewhere with this um okay this this brand of scrolling also uses tick-tock

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as a news source so you know I I think uh I think we could start a lie that Alex Trebek is getting

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his own US postal stamp oh wait wait wait no no he is he is that's coming up later so anyhow I

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wish we could make up our own stamps okay Rob this is where it's going to right here I wish we could

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make up our own our own stamps and mail the letters to whoever wouldn't that be great you just make

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up whatever you want on a stamp instead of buying an Alex Trebek Jeopardy stamp which I got I'll go

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into that I'll go into that story later I promise but anyhow okay I wish we could make our own stamps

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okay I'll go into that that was a little teaser okay I wish we could make up our own stamps and

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mail the letters to whoever I would personally love to send a Harry Ball bag stamp to certain

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dickheads I've known over the years would that be great they get a letter and there's a big Harry

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Ball sack on the fucking stamp oh my god hell yeah or maybe a quote or a saying like roses are red

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violets are blue I wrote this letter just to say fuck you that'd be great right yeah or maybe this

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maybe this whole you could do another one if it's a chick you just go out with or one you just don't

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like you go or maybe this stamp brings a whole new meaning to the phrase tramp stamp that'd be a good

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one you know this this would I'd say that you letters just for fun me too I'd send one to you

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just for the hell ago who would send a hair oh mark that son of a bitch then you got to send one

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back you know you probably like send an asshole or something I'm like ah Rob oh so anyhow but this

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would this is a brilliant idea I consider it you know we need to patent this idea as far as I'm

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concerned because here's why Rob I mean this would revive people into an interest into writing and

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mailing letters again it could save the post office if you could just do your own you know and no

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censorship thought they just entered my mind yeah was it would help save the postal yeah yeah I mean

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yeah amazing it would work so well yeah yeah so anyhow you know what I'm gonna stop it right there

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because we're almost at a half hour let's take our first break and then Rob you get to stage

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because I just went off on everything and I didn't mean to so anyhow I apologize anyhow

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that's all right I'm gonna we'll cover it when we get back all right sounds good to me we'll talk

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you guys in a bit next up things overhead in hell only water that's available here in hell is sulfur

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well water two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in hey who took a dump in the

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cooler oh shit what's that over there oh no it's silent horrible jokes

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if I ever find that doctor that screwed up my limb replacement surgery I will kill him with my bare

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hands all aware of the amber alert right well get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bed

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one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices simply hook up to child under six or

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smoke show watch as the douchebags get stung by enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our

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heroes out watch mark revisit clinton missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter

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free copy of his new book how to clean raw sewage for food somewhere in the heavens your great

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grammy gertrude is crying because her little bebo is listening to this film and now deep thoughts

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with mark if you melt dry ice in a pool can you swim without getting wet i may never know

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two douchebags and a microphone on mark and i am rob rob the floor is yours i'm going to

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quit fucking yakking and it's your turn well i'm gonna give you a little bit of break because it's

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gonna get a little lengthy yeah i need a break after that um spouting so go ahead please

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okay well here we're all back you had contacted me off the air about a uh

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certain vehicle that got pulled over here in missouri oh yeah yeah uh and i never covered it

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well i have an actual update on that vehicle oh okay i do not know what this is please

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okay a lincoln county sheriff's deputy had a close encounter over the weekend not far from secret of

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area 51 a magnet for reports of ufo activity you know where i'm going here now uh yes i do

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please go forth rob i'm liking this better by the second

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and if it's on the internet it must be true right absolutely yeah no one would lie on the internet

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go ahead

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occupants of a vehicle that resembled a glass dome saucer allowed the deputy to approach

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and document the visit

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official reports failed to disclose the nature of the occupants that photos indicate the vehicle

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never left the ground thus avoiding government classification as an unidentified aerial phenomenon

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a uab uh-huh okay what is it's a vehicle driving down the highway that looks like a flying saucer

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okay yeah i'm getting it go forth rob please i'm going where you're going i'm getting where you're

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going i'm getting where you're going i do believe just another day patrolling in lincoln county on the

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extraterrestrial highway these folks are on a cross-country trip to roswell for a uf o festival

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the extraterrestrial highway cr 375 between crystal springs and one spring

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uh-huh skirts the northern edge of land controlled by the u.s department of defense

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the small town of rachel has cultivated the connection with ufos and was even the site

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of 2019's alien stop system okay several media reports over the past few weeks appears to

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confirm lincoln county sighting involved two beings dressed as guard from the u.s midwest

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claiming to be from indiana photos posted elsewhere on facebook show the vehicle in nevada

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utah new mexico and missouri the vehicle was stopped on june 28 in cropper county missouri

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the auspice told a deputy that the vehicle is a converted 1991 geo metro

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he claimed yeah this was okay i did not read that in the articles it it went back

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back because we mark wanted me to talk about this yes after after it came out that was stopped here

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in missouri well here he gets better they made all the way there 51 buddy awesome

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thank you rob man that just kind of i was already having a good night is there more just

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uh he called himself steve anderson the body camera video from the incident appears to show

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a lack of understanding traffic laws despite mr anderson's claim that he is a former member

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of indiana law enforcement well it goes on hey i took him out by his license and everything

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but yeah they were heading to some festival wow so yeah and they they made it i guess

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very cool man yeah yeah and somehow they avoided detection going through taxes

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very cool they never got pulled over and i don't see anything about oklahoma but yeah

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cool yeah that's pretty cool all right okay um did you do uh do you want to do the seven best

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drummers or do you want to go to the hairy assholes or what what do you want to do

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ronnie yes ronnie uh yeah and i also got uh next week's uh um question from ronnie too but anyhow

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i'll get to that later we we can talk about or tomorrow's tomorrow's anyhow go ahead tomorrow's

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00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:17,680
we gotta have it done for ronnie tomorrow no no no no no it doesn't matter if we do or not

397
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,400
it can be tomorrow it could be okay okay so he wanted to know our top seven ones right

398
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:30,640
right drummers of all time and i think he preferred rock so um anyhow so

399
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:39,600
yeah that's where mine went of course yeah mine's all rock too i mean i got one that's kind of on

400
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:47,760
the edge uh that maybe maybe not i i mean this was a rough list because i'm trying to think of

401
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:54,240
the influences and how they change the music they were playing you know what i mean yeah not not

402
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:02,960
exactly the best anyhow what i view uh is the best anyhow rob please go ahead if you got him

403
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:15,200
okay well my number seven is keith moon of the hoop solid

404
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:30,240
uh he was more in he he wasn't just rock early rock he was jazz he was folk you know he could

405
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:41,440
play anything uh-huh yeah and you know he kind of led led the path for everybody you know

406
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:48,480
for everybody you know yeah yeah i would okay i would agree yeah

407
00:44:50,800 --> 00:45:02,800
uh my number six roger taylor from queen oh man he almost made my list dude i yeah i'm glad you

408
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:15,440
i'm glad you picked him yeah um his he he was just brilliant yeah just queen's music everything just

409
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:22,640
had to fit right and they had they had the best drummer they could have yeah he he sewed that

410
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:27,520
music together no matter what they were doing uh or they were doing night at the opera or they're

411
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:34,640
doing uh um oh shit let me think of uh uh jazz you know or sheer heart attack you know what i mean

412
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:40,320
uh i'm talking about the album jazz or the the album the bohemian rhapsody i mean i know that's

413
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,920
not an album but you know they have their heavy edge stone cold crazy and then they would go and

414
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:58,240
they would do a um rock opera almost i mean right right so and i'll go go ahead i'll this your list

415
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,040
okay

416
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,720
he almost made my list again dude you're making me proud here yes

417
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:16,640
i well mark you know me i've always been i've always been a kiss back i'm probably a kiss on me

418
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:23,440
well and for years he was a he was a jazz drummer that fit into their music so well

419
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:28,240
yeah yeah he did he did yeah i can't argue with that at all

420
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,160
okay uh my number four

421
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:43,920
uh my number four bill rudd from acdc that's another solid choice because he knew just what

422
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:52,800
to put in there and what not to put in there you know what i mean he was i mean acdc's music

423
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:01,120
it didn't matter whether it was angus on the guitar phil on the drums

424
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:09,840
yeah they had to hit hard at certain times yeah yeah and then like some of the really bon scott

425
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:18,400
stuff phil did it dude thunderstruck no yeah i agree come on and think of some of the old stuff like

426
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:25,680
how about like nightcrawler how about like nightcrawler something like that with the

427
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:31,520
younger stuff the older stuff yeah uh with bon scott they did some really weird stuff in there too

428
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:36,320
and he was great on that also so anyhow i agree 100% yes

429
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:46,320
okay my number three ian pace from deep purple oh yeah

430
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:54,480
oh yeah gotta be gotta be up there i agree

431
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,840
number two oh yeah these top two yeah

432
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:14,720
yeah my number two is john bonham from let zeppelin interesting interesting i love that pic

433
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,280
my number one

434
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:33,040
one now neil perth neil perth is my number one very cool rob rush neil perth come on look

435
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:40,560
look at his head up well and also he um he went back to the drawing board he was simple

436
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:46,080
i mean come on oh i know and also he was a mechanical drummer at first and then he quit

437
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:54,560
everything he was doing to learn emotional uh more feeling um drawing and he was just

438
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:59,360
as good if not better doing i mean that guy had everything covered i mean another guy

439
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,920
nowadays but i didn't put him in my list is mike portnoy is something like that too

440
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:12,880
um anyhow yeah actually actually i i thought about him i thought about him so did i

441
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,600
the only reason he didn't make it is because i'm not so much into that type of music and haven't been

442
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:29,760
so exactly yeah yeah it was the style of but yeah he has gotten to be a very well-known drummer

443
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:40,320
yep i rob that was a great great list thank you and and hey just for consolation

444
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:52,640
also tommy lee way down at the very bottom only because of the time he played the drums in the ball

445
00:49:52,640 --> 00:50:02,560
uh-huh concert yeah i get that only only reason only reason okay well i've got a uh a one slash

446
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:09,360
nether on number six i've got a two-way tie so i get that so i hear what you're saying okay all right

447
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:19,760
my number seven is phil collins and let me explain this he is a fantastic drummer i agree he has a

448
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:28,160
lot of feeling but think of how this the genesis songs changed when when he started um i i know

449
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:34,800
he's always a drummer but when he's kind of took over some of the music okay and it started being

450
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:41,520
more influenced by him um the music changed completely from um dammit who was the guy before

451
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:50,160
him uh sledge peter gabriel peter gabriel yeah when he had more control over the music the music can

452
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:57,680
change completely different um a little bit more complex not so techno um i think he did a great job

453
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,800
doing the feeling that he was trying to express with these songs and i think it was masterful

454
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:08,160
because he did it and still made them hits and then his solo career was huge too so i have to

455
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:17,200
put number seven is phil collins um number six is it i almost made my he almost made mine as well

456
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,280
he should have i mean if this had been 10 i'm pretty sure phil would have been on your list

457
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:35,280
yes yes definitely um number six tommy clefettos slash ian pace clefettos is so good

458
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:45,120
at everything that he's done from alice cooper to ozzy to rob zombie to his own stuff he is just

459
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:53,200
masterful and so hard-hitting um the latest ozzy stuff he is just tearing those drums up

460
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,400
but he's not just tearing them up he's got this unique beat that he throws out there and he

461
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:03,040
changes really quick and goes to another one it's just like how he can keep that in his head and

462
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:08,960
keep it going it's beyond me that has so much rhythm in your soul that you can either do it or

463
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:17,040
you can't there's no learning this i i mean that's the way i look at it so uh number six is a tie

464
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,360
number five is mick fleetwood

465
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:30,160
mick fleetwood yes excellent drummer yes he made these uh fleetwood max songs

466
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:43,680
um have more depth more feeling um more anger more love uh more outrage more everything because

467
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:50,800
of the way that he played the drums you could feel what he was saying with his beat and it matched

468
00:52:50,800 --> 00:53:00,320
and it matched yeah go ahead go ahead yeah yes good one yeah go your own way go ahead tusk is a

469
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:06,720
great example um go your own way you can tell there's heartbreak in his music

470
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:16,560
yes um him with lindsay buckingham those two together put out magic some of those songs

471
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:25,840
because lindsay buckingham was not going to play electric guitar ever until they took uh um um

472
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:31,520
christy mcvee in the band i believe is christy mcvee wanted because they were a couple at the time

473
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:36,320
i think that was the story so mick fleetwood you know he said yeah i'll play electric guitar but

474
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:41,760
you have to do this for me and mick fleetwood wanted him so bad he said yes so and now they

475
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:48,320
hate each other but anyhow that's another story so mick fleetwood masterful number five

476
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:59,440
number four because he was a jazz he was a blues he was a soul he was a rock ginger baker

477
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:10,400
i knew he would be on your list i admire that guy um god rest his soul man he was such a unique talent

478
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:18,320
he was not a talent you could find anywhere he was a once i totally understand that i did yeah

479
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:25,040
ginger baker i'll tell you what um some of the work he did in cream and some of his old songs

480
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:30,240
the blues and some of the jazz i mean that guy was just yeah he was just the whole thing and people

481
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:36,960
who put krupa against him or i didn't i never thought krupa had that good a rhythm i thought

482
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:43,840
ginger baker wasn't yeah i thought ginger baker was so much better um so anyhow that's my own

483
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:48,560
feelings on i think ginger baker was far and above him but you know everyone has a right to their

484
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:53,760
opinion and i think that's the reason why i think that's the reason why i think that's the reason

485
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:59,360
right to their opinion because i've argued i've argued with many a soul about ginger baker and

486
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:08,080
krupa so um number three is tommy lee and here's why tommy lee and not only does he have exceptional

487
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:15,040
rhythm an exceptional um way of putting two rhythms together with a percussion he could do

488
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:20,560
this all on it i don't think he can do it now from what i can tell but when he was younger and he was

489
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:28,560
able to do that i'd never heard anyone quite like him um he used power he used rhythm he used off

490
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:36,640
rhythm he used on rhythm he used sync he used off sync he put it all together and made it into the

491
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:42,560
song and he never had a standard pattern you know drummers have a standard pattern right

492
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:49,360
you never you never knew what you're going to get with tommy lee even though i don't care for him

493
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:54,320
as a person i think he's kind of an to me in my opinion i think he's an asshole in a dirt bag

494
00:55:54,320 --> 00:56:01,520
my opinion but i think that his drumming was exceptional for everything i just said um number

495
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:10,240
two okay oh go ahead go ahead the reason why he was so low on mine uh-huh i was thinking you were

496
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:19,920
ever doing thinking the older stuff yes yes i i when i thought of him i was thinking of their newer

497
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:25,440
stuff yeah if you go by the newer stuff you wouldn't even know you would know you would not

498
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:32,400
think you'd think it was a studio session um guy if you heard his newest that's why i said

499
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:40,240
only reason why he was an honorable mention was because the gig he did playing at a ball

500
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:45,600
floating through the concert yeah that's another thing too and that was not pre-recorded because i

501
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,920
heard him and saw him with my own eyes fuck up a couple of times when he was flipping around and

502
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:59,280
i was like dude i get it i get it yeah yeah so um anyhow uh number two neil pierret pert whatever

503
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:08,480
you want to call him um i i mean i said it earlier the guy was a mechanical drummer and so good at it

504
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:17,760
ah but then in the middle of rush's um presence and their and their selling and their you know

505
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:26,880
and their success he stopped what was working for him and decided he wanted to do more um more

506
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:33,600
emotional emotion drumming and he was just as good as that if not better than the mechanical

507
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,040
i don't think there's another soul on the earth that could do it like that that i know of

508
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:45,760
i mean he was just go ahead what and hey you gotta be good to have a shampoo named after you

509
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:53,920
that's right that's right and a fine shampoo too right i've been dying to say that all day

510
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:58,240
now you can't get you can't get paired you can't get peered at dollar general

511
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:07,920
you gotta go to tarjay to get that shit so number one and this is just because the guy knew what

512
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:16,240
what not to do when it was what he didn't put in and the power he had that he did put in was john

513
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:22,880
bonham like i said many times before jason bonham is a more his son is a more talented

514
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:28,960
yeah drummer but in my opinion a lot of other people's opinion not nearly as good as his dad

515
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:36,400
his dad did not overload the song with anything he did what he did with so much power and

516
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:44,640
and conviction that it needed nothing else he came at drums from a zigzag motion where everyone was

517
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:51,360
going straightforward it worked for him very well and that makes him to me best drummer rock drummer

518
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:55,840
ever now if we go into jazz or something like that i could throw in a lot of other names but

519
00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:05,120
this is rock for me um to me john bonham was number one so and and um john bonham had such

520
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:12,720
a presence on the music that after he died they did not do any new music they stopped

521
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,240
they said no we we can't do it without him and then like i said you guys know my view on coda

522
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:24,000
their last album that was shit they swept up off of the floor of the studio and threw it all on an

523
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,600
album and act like it was good shit and it was horrible and the the band did not want that

524
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,760
release because it quite frankly they were embarrassed by it they're like that is not our

525
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:40,160
quality but the record company i oh go ahead what the record company just wanted to make a few bucks

526
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:47,440
yeah they owed him another album and instead of putting a best hit we knew it we knew it back then

527
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,280
yeah you see most of them whenever they own another album except for boston but that's a

528
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:55,360
long story there they were fighting with them and they didn't put out another album for 10 years

529
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:03,760
yeah that's a big story there but instead of putting out a best of swan song i believe was

530
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:09,120
a record company um instead of putting out a best of they just swept the shit off the floor

531
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:13,600
and threw it on a record and said ta-da here here's new music yeah it was new music but it

532
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:19,120
is music they did not like and i believe that if i remember correctly are pretty disgruntled by it

533
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:24,080
they did not like that at all they're like hey that that stuff is not good and it showed in the

534
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:34,640
sales and um can anyone name one song off of coda that you remember i i mean you can't think of that

535
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:39,920
rob think of one song i'd have to look it up as a matter of fact hang on let me look it up and let

536
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:46,240
me remember the album i remember the album i just don't remember anything that was on it let's see

537
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:59,440
song list on led zip coda coda has something to do with radio um i forgot what it was um okay

538
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:11,680
okay we're gonna groove walter's walk bonzo's montrose poor tom ozone baby

539
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:20,320
wearing and tearing i can't quit you was an old song that they redid in darlene

540
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:28,960
and bonzo's montrose was a compilation of him drumming that they stuck together and made a song

541
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:36,240
out of so there you go i don't i don't remember for any of them told you except for i can't quit

542
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:42,480
you because that was the song yeah that was the song that came from i can't quit you baby

543
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:48,720
which was on led zeppelin 2 maybe some i think led zeppelin 2 could have been on three i don't know

544
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:55,760
but anyhow um yeah there you go man so all right let's take our second break and we'll come right

545
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:00,160
back that sound good sounds good all righty we'll be right back

546
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:12,400
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remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder it really hurts and who can afford plastic

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552
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man just saw a puppy and hey there don't worry i have a clown nose oh no that drunk guy just hit my

553
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pedophile conventions grab one today and make magic happen please enjoy brick shit house energy drink

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responsibly it's not readily available anywhere because liability issues

556
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oh my god i think we're safe oh no it's the island of horrible jokes

557
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:14,080
why did the bicycle fall over because it was too tired

558
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:21,520
have you ever wondered where something came about have you ever looked at something and said hey i

559
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:30,080
wonder what the origin of that is well so have we that's why we give you the origin of the origin

560
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:35,840
of velcro george demestral found inspiration in his most famous invention in those annoying little

561
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:41,520
burrs that can get stuck to your clothing after a walk in the woods they came from the burdock plant

562
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:47,360
and when demestral put them under a microscope he realized that they made use of little tiny hooks

563
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:54,880
on the surface of the burr to grab on to whatever passes by two dish bags a microphone in an effort

564
01:04:54,880 --> 01:05:05,520
to keep everything fresh we offer you first world problems i can't believe the coffee grinder is

565
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:18,400
broke at the big box store there's no way i can be expected to grind my coffee beans every damn morning

566
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:29,920
douchebags and a microphone i'm mark and i'm rob rob you got something you want to go into

567
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:37,920
yeah i do all right i'm doing off the wall shit tonight why not absolutely

568
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:48,880
if you've ever daydreamed about having your very own stealth bomber i have a deal for you

569
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:51,360
okay

570
01:05:51,360 --> 01:06:03,520
uh and it gets better okay a missouri man has one listed on facebook marketplace at a bargain price

571
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:15,200
i was hanging out on the missouri subreddit when this posting caught my eye for obvious reasons

572
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:23,360
it's a listing from bland missouri oh hell yeah there it is

573
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:31,680
1998 north room b2 spirit stealth bomber

574
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:42,480
anyway i didn't see that further but that's okay the the listing is real i found it on facebook

575
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:51,200
marketplace i took a screenshot to prove it's there in case someone oh i don't know like the

576
01:06:51,200 --> 01:07:00,640
u.s air force decides to take it down i was happy to see that this is a one owner vehicle

577
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:09,040
wonder how many miles are on it the listing says it's in bland missouri and ashman

578
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:19,200
price is a cool eight million dollars wow would they accept a briefcase full of ios i wonder

579
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,200
i could it be this video shows it being flown

580
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:33,360
to the used vehicle lot at bland missouri bland missouri huh

581
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:44,640
yeah yeah and yeah they put up this screenshot on and this comes from 92.3 mix i don't know where

582
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:52,640
who knows um mix in kansas city's 93.3 shot of the basebook post

583
01:07:52,640 --> 01:08:02,400
the 1998 north rift b2 spirits delt bomber for eight million dollars

584
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:11,200
wow that that that's interesting um a friend of mine a really good friend of mine i used to work

585
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:17,520
with him uh steve he um had this creek on his property he lives out off seven highway over

586
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:22,880
their kind of near lone jack and in between there and i don't know uh yeah yeah you know you know

587
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,640
where i'm talking about just south the lake lotta wanna and that whole area off of 50 highway

588
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:34,560
um anyhow old 50 highway had a string of bridges and that was a one lane road and the two the four

589
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:39,920
lane divided highway replaced the old road right because the old road was windy and all that stuff

590
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:44,640
well he had this creek on his property and he wanted a bridge to go over it so he could get

591
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:51,840
to the back and cut that with a brush hog and all that right well uh the missouri department of uh

592
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:58,080
rogue department highway department the missouri highway department said you can have these bridges

593
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:04,640
one or all of them whatever come and get them so he hired a heavy lifting outfit to come get that

594
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:09,360
one of the bridges off 50 highway and put that on his land to go over that creek that he needed to

595
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:19,200
get to the other side isn't that cool all right on i thought that was neater than shit um i promised

596
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:27,760
an alex trebek stamp story so i think i better produce one right yeah you better all right the

597
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:34,880
legacy of the late jeopardy host alex trebek is being honored with a forever stamp at the first

598
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:44,000
day of issue event on july 22nd in los angeles ken jennings gene trebek michael elston secretary

599
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:50,400
of the board of governors of the u.s post office commemorated the star who died at age 80 on november

600
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:58,320
8 2020 alex forever stamp features a question about him set against the popular game shows iconic blue

601
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:04,720
black drop uh backdrop not black drop this naturalized u.s citizen hosted the quiz show

602
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:12,320
jeopardy for 37 seasons once alex forever stamp was unveiled gene expressed gratitude to the u.s

603
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:19,680
post office uh service for paying tribute to the post office uh service for paying tribute to the

604
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:24,720
post office for paying tribute to your late husband and let me get something clear here the stamps do

605
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:30,640
not have alex trebek on him when you buy the sheet of him it has him on the sheet and all of

606
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:38,080
the stamps have different jeopardy questions on them so because earlier um there's another article

607
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:42,800
that article right there wasn't the article that i wanted to read to you is the first one i found

608
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:48,960
in my pile of stuff the article i wanted to read to you was the one that specified that he is not

609
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:54,400
his image is not on all the stamps the jeopardy questions are on the stamps and his image is on

610
01:10:54,400 --> 01:11:03,840
the sheet so just to make that clear so rob you got anything yeah i do here all righty go forth

611
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:12,960
please i got one for you just for tonight my friend it's gotta be american songwriter yes i do dude

612
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:23,120
you love me what can i say seven classic songs that were originally written for other musicians

613
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:31,760
sounds good to me sorry i say gonna drink a seven up

614
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:40,160
and i'll must fit it up that sounds good to me rob go ahead please okay the first one call me by

615
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:51,280
blondie okay a lot of the absolutely nailed this classic rock hit 1980 however it was originally

616
01:11:51,280 --> 01:12:03,120
pitched to fleetwood max dv nix this show master georgio mortior originally wrote the song and

617
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:11,360
wanted it to become the theme song the 1980 movie american jiggle up however nix had just

618
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:20,960
lost and signed a contract with modern records and couldn't take on the track debby harry wrote

619
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:29,920
the lyrics recall me along with mortar and had already written and the rest is history wow

620
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:33,600
i would have never guessed that you would think that was a blondie song all the way wouldn't have

621
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:47,200
you yes yes but he wrote it with stevie nix in mind that she was too busy um yeah i yeah you know

622
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:51,920
what i would have loved to heard stevie nix version of that too but anyhow it never happened so

623
01:12:51,920 --> 01:13:01,600
right all right okay next for your love by the yard birds um i think i know this answer but go

624
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:09,440
ahead okay the yard birds were quite good at taking any song and making it uniquely theirs

625
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:18,400
that was the case for the song for your love the track was written by a young graham gouldman

626
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:26,800
who was a member of the band the mockingbirds at the time and didn't they record a version of

627
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:36,880
it later or was it before his band record song but their record label was akin to it and went to the

628
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:55,360
yard birds instead okay okay and third these dreams by heart oh really okay yeah

629
01:13:55,360 --> 01:14:05,840
yeah it's hard to imagine the stellar heart song in the hands of anyone other than ann and nancy

630
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:15,040
wilson however bernie toppen and martin page originally wrote these dreams for

631
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,840
stevie nix again

632
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:26,320
wow was it interested in it and heart turned it into their very first chart topper

633
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,720
um heart did so well with it it's kind of hard to imagine stevie nix singing that but wow

634
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:43,440
evidently she didn't like to do a lot of stuff interesting i don't know yeah this is great i

635
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:54,880
love this rob thank you okay and fourth i don't want to miss a thing by aerosmith

636
01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:03,600
okay this this example of songs written for other artists is kind of fascinating

637
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:08,400
the iconic aerosmith ballad i don't want to miss a thing

638
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:17,680
was originally supposed to go to canadian songstress selene deon of all wow

639
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:28,160
wow diane warner wanted the song to go to a woman but steven tyler ended up putting

640
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:33,600
quite an interesting span on the heart belt but still

641
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:43,520
uh wow yeah uh fifth don't you forget about me by simple minds

642
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:50,640
which was big from the movie the breakfast club uh-huh

643
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:59,280
good song before simple minds released the song don't you forget about me in 1985 it was passed

644
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:11,360
around to quite a few different musicians billy idol and brian berry and the

645
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:21,680
uh it was passed around to quite a few different musicians billy idol and brian berry were just a

646
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:30,560
couple of names luckily jim kur took the advice of his wife and recorded simple minds and it's

647
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:34,560
It's become a film soundtrack favorite.

648
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:47,880
Yeah, yeah.

649
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:56,880
I mean, he's got that deeper voice, don't you forget about me.

650
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:03,880
He has a lower register too, but I think a little too low.

651
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,880
You go, eyes without a face.

652
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:12,880
Ryan Ferry, I think I might be able to see, but definitely not Billy Idol.

653
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:21,880
No, I think he would be too low of a register and too much of a rebel singer type, you know, too punkish kind of, anyhow.

654
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:28,880
Okay, and finally, Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins.

655
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:29,880
Uh huh.

656
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:36,880
Kenny Loggins eventually recorded the song Danger Zone in 1986.

657
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:46,880
However, the Giorgio Moriarty pin song had been pitched to a few artists before Loggins.

658
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:47,880
Uh huh.

659
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,880
He made an icon part of the Top Gun soundtrack.

660
01:17:55,880 --> 01:18:04,880
Jefferson Starship, Corey Hart, and Toto all turned it down.

661
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:10,880
Loggins allegedly said he'd do it before he even heard the demo.

662
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,880
Yeah, he had nothing else going on anyhow.

663
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,880
No, I don't know.

664
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:16,880
Yeah, good point.

665
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:17,880
Yeah.

666
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,880
Huh, okay.

667
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:24,880
Toto maybe.

668
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:26,880
Toto, yeah.

669
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:28,880
Yeah, I could see that.

670
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,880
Yeah.

671
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,880
Corey Hart, no.

672
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:32,880
No.

673
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,880
He hasn't made that.

674
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:34,880
No, no.

675
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:35,880
Yep, I agree.

676
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:40,880
Jefferson Starship, 86, they were on their way out.

677
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,880
Yes.

678
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,880
I'm going to see Starship though.

679
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,880
That's going to be interesting over there at the Mozart Fest.

680
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:48,880
Oh yeah.

681
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:50,880
Yeah, yeah, they are headlining.

682
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:57,880
Glenn Hughes is right behind Starship, but let's see, the top three acts are going to be, it's going to be Head East.

683
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:00,880
It's going to be Glenn Hughes doing Deep Purple Songs.

684
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:06,880
And he was a member of Deep Purple for what, seven, eight years.

685
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,880
Very talented singer, very talented bass player.

686
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,880
I've heard him do purple stuff before.

687
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,880
He's very good at it, very good showman.

688
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,880
His autobiography is quite interesting.

689
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:22,880
I told you about the shit story about the dog the other day.

690
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:23,880
Yeah, yeah.

691
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:29,880
So anyhow, the three is, it's going to be Head East, Glenn Hughes, and then Starship.

692
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,880
I think that sounds pretty stellar to me.

693
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,880
What do you think?

694
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:35,880
Yeah, it does.

695
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:36,880
That sounds awesome.

696
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:37,880
And it's in Sedalia.

697
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,880
I would love to see that.

698
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:40,880
Well, maybe you can come up and join us.

699
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:41,880
I don't know.

700
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,880
We'll talk about it more.

701
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:47,880
It's in Sedalia and it's the 22nd of September, I believe.

702
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,880
So anyhow.

703
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,880
Yeah, that's about an hour and 15 minutes from me.

704
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:52,880
That's what I thought.

705
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,880
You're actually a little bit closer to it than I am in Kansas City.

706
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,880
Yeah, yeah.

707
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,880
I just cut over and run up 65.

708
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:01,880
That's what I thought.

709
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:02,880
Yeah.

710
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:03,880
Okay.

711
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:04,880
All right.

712
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,880
You got anything else on that one?

713
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,880
No, that's all I have on that.

714
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:11,880
Okay.

715
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:12,880
Man, that was a great list.

716
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:13,880
Thank you, Rob.

717
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,880
Well, you are...

718
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:15,880
I figured you would like that one.

719
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:16,880
I did.

720
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:17,880
That was one of the...

721
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:18,880
I mean, I like them all.

722
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:25,880
All the American songwriter stuff you bring are really good.

723
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:32,880
But that one was interesting because a lot of those bands I could not see doing it.

724
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:33,880
You know what I mean?

725
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:34,880
It's pretty cool.

726
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:35,880
So thank you.

727
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:36,880
Right.

728
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,880
And let's see.

729
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,880
We've got...

730
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:45,880
We're going to wrap this up because I know you got to go to bed.

731
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,880
So anyhow.

732
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:52,880
Interesting question that we might get to tomorrow, but Ronnie already...

733
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,880
He's going to be gone next week.

734
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,880
He already threw out his next question to us.

735
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:03,880
And he's going to try to get one to us somewhere in between, but he's going to be on the road

736
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:05,880
for a little bit.

737
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:07,880
About 10 days or so.

738
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:08,880
Okay.

739
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,880
So this right here is interesting.

740
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:20,880
He says, do you know a really dark secret about somebody that would potentially ruin

741
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:29,880
them or land them in prison or jail or made them hated by many people?

742
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:35,880
That is a question.

743
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:40,880
What do you think, Rob?

744
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:41,880
Hello?

745
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,880
Do you want to...

746
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:50,880
You don't have to say what it is.

747
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:51,880
Oh.

748
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:58,880
To be honest, I know quite a few about different people.

749
01:21:58,880 --> 01:21:59,880
Okay.

750
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,880
All right.

751
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:01,880
Well, we'll do...

752
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:05,880
I understand, but I'm not a snitch either.

753
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:06,880
No, no, no, no.

754
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:07,880
Me neither.

755
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:08,880
And you know what?

756
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:10,880
I guess we're just answering it right here.

757
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:11,880
Yeah.

758
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,880
I know quite a bit of stuff about three or four people.

759
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:15,880
Yeah, let's answer this one right now.

760
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:16,880
Yeah.

761
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:17,880
Yeah.

762
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:18,880
Yeah, I know quite...

763
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,880
I could take down a lot of people.

764
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,880
I really could, but I'm not that kind of person.

765
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:25,880
No, I could too.

766
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:35,880
And also really because of the nature of everything and all that, it's none of my business.

767
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:41,880
It's not my business to go tell or do anything because of different reasons.

768
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:46,880
So yeah, I know probably three or four people that, boy, I'll tell you what.

769
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:47,880
Yeah.

770
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,880
Yeah, but no, I'm not that type of person either, and I agree with it.

771
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,880
And I found that interesting.

772
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:56,880
And he's supposed to send me his top seven drummers, but he hasn't yet...

773
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:57,880
Well, you know what?

774
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:58,880
My email hasn't been working.

775
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:03,880
So anyhow, I hope he sends them another time because I'm supposed to get the top seven

776
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,880
today so we can do it on the podcast.

777
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:07,880
So hang on.

778
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:08,880
Yeah.

779
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:12,880
If you got a minute, I will look and see if I can find it in the email.

780
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,880
Let's see.

781
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,880
Okay.

782
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:20,880
Okay.

783
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:44,880
Okay.

784
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:45,880
I don't see it.

785
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:46,880
I don't see it.

786
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,880
Okay.

787
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:50,880
All right, we'll get it when we get it.

788
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:51,880
Okay.

789
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:52,880
All right.

790
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,880
Okay, Rob, I will talk to you.

791
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,880
Oh, wow.

792
01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:58,880
Hang on.

793
01:23:58,880 --> 01:23:59,880
Hang on.

794
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:00,880
Hang on.

795
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,880
You got a minute?

796
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:03,880
Yeah.

797
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:04,880
Okay.

798
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:10,880
His number seven is Matt Cameron from Soundgarden.

799
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:11,880
Okay.

800
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,880
That's pretty solid.

801
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,880
I see that one.

802
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:16,880
I do too.

803
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:20,880
Number six is Alex Van Halen.

804
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:21,880
That's pretty.

805
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:22,880
Yeah.

806
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:23,880
Alex Van Halen is very good.

807
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:24,880
He just got overshadowed.

808
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:25,880
Yeah.

809
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:26,880
Yeah.

810
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,880
Let's see.

811
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:28,880
What else?

812
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:31,880
Two different lead singers.

813
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:32,880
Yes.

814
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:33,880
Yep.

815
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,880
And he did very good.

816
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:40,880
His number five is Tommy Ramone.

817
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:43,880
Oh, damn.

818
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:44,880
Yeah.

819
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,880
This is pretty cool.

820
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:47,880
Okay.

821
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:48,880
His number...

822
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,880
He went punk on it.

823
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:51,880
He did.

824
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:52,880
His number four is Ginger...

825
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,880
He had punk on it.

826
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,880
Tommy Ramone's a fantastic drummer, so I would have to agree with him that...

827
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:58,880
Yes, he was.

828
01:24:58,880 --> 01:24:59,880
Yes, he was.

829
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,880
Oh, Ronnie, you were bringing it.

830
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:02,880
Okay.

831
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,880
Number four is Ginger Baker.

832
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:06,880
Yeah.

833
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:09,880
I mean, he was on mine too.

834
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:14,880
Number three is Neil Peart.

835
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:15,880
Number...

836
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:16,880
Let's see.

837
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:17,880
Where are they?

838
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:18,880
Hang on.

839
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:19,880
Damn it.

840
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:22,880
I got to find the bottom of this.

841
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:23,880
Shit.

842
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:25,880
Number two is Keith Moon.

843
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:31,880
You had him on yours, and I liked him too.

844
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,880
And number one is...

845
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,880
Let's see here.

846
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,880
Wow.

847
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,880
Christian Vander.

848
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:45,880
Oh, damn.

849
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,880
Yeah.

850
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,880
Okay.

851
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:48,880
Thank you.

852
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,880
Thank you, Ronnie, from Tulsa.

853
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:52,880
All of them are solid.

854
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:55,880
He went way back there with the Christian Vander.

855
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:57,880
What is not expected in that one?

856
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:58,880
That one was out of left field.

857
01:25:58,880 --> 01:25:59,880
Wow.

858
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:00,880
Okay.

859
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:06,880
I was expecting the joiners with John Bonhamoff right there.

860
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:07,880
No.

861
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:08,880
No.

862
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:09,880
Hey.

863
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,880
It surprises me because...

864
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,880
Very good choices, Ronnie.

865
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:14,880
Very good choices.

866
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,880
Yeah.

867
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:16,880
Yeah.

868
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,880
Thank you, Ronnie.

869
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:18,880
You know what?

870
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:19,880
It surprises me because he's such a rock guy.

871
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:22,880
Thank you for putting my mind to work.

872
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:23,880
Yeah.

873
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:24,880
Yeah.

874
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:25,880
He had some interesting choices.

875
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,880
The Tommy Ramone.

876
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,880
Christian Vander.

877
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,880
Yeah.

878
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:31,880
Yeah.

879
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:32,880
Very cool.

880
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:33,880
Wow.

881
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:36,880
I was so afraid he was going to put Krupa on there after I mother-fucked him.

882
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:37,880
Well, the...

883
01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:44,880
Don't forget, Emily, two of his personal, you know?

884
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:45,880
Yes.

885
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:46,880
He wasn't going by rock.

886
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:47,880
All are personal, but...

887
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:48,880
He wasn't going by rock.

888
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,880
He was going by what he thought was the best drummer.

889
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:53,880
I think I misunderstood the question.

890
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:54,880
Right.

891
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,880
I said, since it's from Ronnie, it had to have been rock.

892
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:57,880
I think it was anybody.

893
01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:58,880
So, anyhow.

894
01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,880
Yeah.

895
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:00,880
Yeah.

896
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:01,880
But, judge him by his list.

897
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:04,880
I think Ronnie would have accepted country.

898
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:06,880
I think so, too.

899
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,880
So, anyhow, Ronnie, thank you very much.

900
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:14,880
We answered both questions, so I hope you get a question to us here soon.

901
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,880
But it's my understanding it's going to take...

902
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:19,880
He's going to be gone for a little while.

903
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:24,880
And he's probably not going to have time to do this.

904
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:25,880
So, anyhow.

905
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:26,880
All right.

906
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:27,880
That's fine.

907
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:28,880
Thank you for listening.

908
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:29,880
Oh, oh.

909
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:30,880
We'll keep everybody entertained.

910
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:31,880
Hi, Grandma Opal.

911
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:32,880
Hi, Jimmy.

912
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:33,880
Hi, Ricky.

913
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:34,880
Hi, Dodge City, Kansas.

914
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:35,880
We love you guys.

915
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:36,880
Hi, Grandma.

916
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:37,880
Hi, Jimmy.

917
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:38,880
Hi, Ricky.

918
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:39,880
Hi, Dodge City.

919
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:40,880
All right.

920
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:41,880
Thank you guys for listening, like always.

921
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:42,880
And Boardman Oregon, you guys are off the fucking chain.

922
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:43,880
Oh, my God.

923
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:44,880
Everybody in that...

924
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:45,880
Oh, wow.

925
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:46,880
Everybody must be listening to us there.

926
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:47,880
Geez.

927
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:48,880
Anyhow, thank you very much.

928
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:49,880
And everybody in that room, thank you very much.

929
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:50,880
And we'll see you next time.

930
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:51,880
Bye.

931
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:52,880
Bye.

932
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:53,880
Bye.

933
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:54,880
Bye.

934
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:55,880
Bye.

935
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:56,880
Bye.

936
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:57,880
Bye.

937
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:58,880
Bye.

938
01:27:58,880 --> 01:27:59,880
Bye.

939
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:00,880
What else?

940
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:01,880
Everybody else.

941
01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:02,880
Um, Harrisonville's going fucking nuts over us.

942
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:05,900
We know that's the town, we know that's the town of 5,000 people.

943
01:28:05,900 --> 01:28:07,160
So, anyhow.

944
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:08,480
All right, man.

945
01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:09,760
Thank you.

946
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:11,420
Yes, could be less than that.

947
01:28:11,420 --> 01:28:13,280
Yeah I think, I think it is about, of five thousand.

948
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:14,280
I don't know.

949
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:15,280
I don't know what it is now.

950
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:16,280
I, I don't...

951
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,280
Come on, now.

952
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,300
They have their own oldies now.

953
01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:20,020
Oh, they do?

954
01:28:20,020 --> 01:28:21,020
Oh shit.

955
01:28:21,020 --> 01:28:22,020
They're big time.

956
01:28:22,020 --> 01:28:23,260
They have these shops there.

957
01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:24,340
Oh, okay.

958
01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:25,400
All right.

959
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:32,720
Harrisonville, Missouri congratulations you have an Aldi great yeah hell yeah do

960
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:38,380
they I wonder if they have those stupid quarter slots there for the for the

961
01:28:38,380 --> 01:28:45,580
shopping carts yeah I think so I don't know all right everybody thank you for

962
01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:50,060
listening have good night good night assholes good night

963
01:28:50,060 --> 01:28:57,640
asshole oh no looks like this shows over kids mark has explosive diarrhea and

964
01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:02,560
can't afford a wireless mic fear not assholes they'll be back invading your

965
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:22,120
ear hole soon