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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So, if I have a glass of ice water, and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?

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Hm. I may never know.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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I will rescue. But my mom told me to not burn trash.

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We offer you... first world problems.

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Damn it! The City Services website is down again.

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I can't believe this. I'm going to have to actually call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill.

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This is ridiculous.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone on Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey Rob, how's it going?

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Oh, it's going good.

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Well, I worked half a day on Saturday for overtime.

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And what I make, it was worth it.

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That's cool, good.

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And then next week is inventory, so it should be an easy week.

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Alright, well I'll put it this way. I'm going to make it an easy week.

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There you go. Good.

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Well, everything's going pretty decent so far here. I'm trying to think of anything that really stands out.

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Nothing I could think of. I didn't really earmark anything. I know some stuff went on, but I can't believe...

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I mean there's some stuff going on in the world that Mark's noting, but we can get to that a little bit later.

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Yeah, I think at this point everybody is noting right now.

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Yeah, but we'll get to that here in a little bit.

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I know what you're leading to.

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Yeah, we'll get to that here in a little bit. So let's go ahead and just do the first third.

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And then we have a really good question after your segment of what you want to talk about.

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Then a little bit later in the podcast we can go into that. That sound good?

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Okay. Vicki Cornell, the widow of late frontman Chris Cornell, was robbed in Rome where she was punched in the stomach and a Rolex watch was taken.

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It's not a joke.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, brutal. Yeah, punched her in the stomach really hard and stole her Rolex. The watch was worth 50,000 euros.

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The thief as of yet was not captured. But you know given her and Soundgarden, and they've been at odds with each other over some future songs, Soundgarden as a gesture of peace are offering two new rewarded songs and song titles.

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Okay. One of them is Black and Blue, Black and Blue Whole Sun, and Fell on Black and Blue Days.

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Oh my God.

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Too soon?

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Too soon.

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Oh boy, I'm going to get haunted by Chris.

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This is a woman that got beat.

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Look, it's not. Okay, you're right. You're right.

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Okay, everybody, you want to send your complaint, you send your complaint mail, send it to me. Rob had nothing to do with it. I'm the asshole that thought this thing up. So I apologize right off the bat. So anyhow, there you go. I got you out of it, Rob. It's me.

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Oh, yeah, that's way too early.

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Okay. No, actually, I feel bad for her.

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You should have at least waited until next week.

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You know what? You're right. Everyone forget, forget that.

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The heat index for Dubai on Tuesday of last week reached a miserable 144 degrees. This is unimaginable.

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It's unimaginable. 144.

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You ever like touch a stove that is 144 fucking leaves you a little ee, you know, leaves you a little ouch. Yeah.

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Satan reportedly has has his lake house up for sale in Dubai suburb.

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And it's just too hot for him.

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He was overheard to say this place is hotter than hell.

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I guess he would know right.

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All right. And next.

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Are you wondering, man, I wish I knew what the royal family was up to.

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Probably not. But just get probably not Rob. But just go along with okay. Go. No, what?

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I'm going. I'm going. Okay.

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Let's hear it. No. What are they up to, Mark?

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No, Mark. What are they up to?

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Well, let me tell you.

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Well, fret no more. I have your answer, Rob.

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King Charles III has bestowed bestowed.

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What the fuck was I trying to say? I don't know.

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He has bestowed a royal title on a rare goat breed.

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Golden Goosney are a rare breed considered at risk.

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The UK's rare breeds watch list.

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They will now be known as a yes of goats. Yes.

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So they will be known as the Royal Golden Goosey goat from around the world.

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was first mistaken for ex Prince Andrew and was booted out.

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Too soon.

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No, no, no, no, no. Not on that creep.

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Not on that one. Not on that creep.

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That creep that he's had a comment for years.

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Yes, he has that big sweaty fucking ogre.

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But he says he doesn't sweat.

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Anyhow, well, it looks as if Trader Joe's popular spice,

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everything but the bagel, was recalled from several countries

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over its use of poppy seeds that are used.

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The poppy seeds are used to make drugs such as heroin.

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seeing colors and traffic signs that talk.

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Oh wait, that's acid. Sorry, my bad.

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I guess as soon as everyone starts... Wrong one.

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Wrong one.

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Okay, so here, I guess as soon as everybody stops

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shitting themselves and write out the DTs, the product will be removed.

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Not for that, no.

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No, not at all.

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If you're DTing, you deserve it.

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That's right.

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I've seen someone on the DTs and it does not look like a lot of fun.

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Oh no, no, no, but hey, it's a good time to fuck with them.

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I go there and act like I have a vial of heroin.

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Hey, guess what I got?

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We're the douchebags we are.

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Yeah, hey guess what I got here?

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What? I got a vial of heroin.

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Oh no, it's really water.

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Fucking asshole.

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Man, anyhow.

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Now in the why the fuck category, Rob.

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Loyal Trump supporters are wearing ear bandages to show their solidarity.

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Okay, they sure showed them.

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Great job, Trumpers.

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And now for the counterattack.

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Biden loyalists are reportedly wearing drool cups in public.

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Too soon?

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Considering in the light of what happened a little bit ago.

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No, no, no, I am not calling that too soon.

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The reporters are reportedly screaming at the wall also.

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Oh, I believe it.

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Yep, I do too.

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In a related story, you can now vote for literally anyone else.

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That's right.

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Some guy changed his name to literally somebody else.

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And he is running for President of the United States of America.

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So I'm telling literally.

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I want to check somebody else out first before I vote for him.

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Yes, yes.

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I don't think he's going to make it to a debate platform anytime soon.

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Yeah, I don't think he will.

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Yeah, probably not.

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But you know, I'm going to say this, all right, if that doesn't work out,

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I hear that John Deere, there's an opening for a new president there.

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Too soon?

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No, not at all.

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No, no, no, no, John Deere has already made ass out of it.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They're also in the Hall of Fame, agreed?

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Yeah, yeah, not too soon.

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Was it a bare assed?

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I think it was, wasn't it?

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Oh, well, it will be next time.

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Next time.

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You know what?

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We should paddle them again.

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OK, we're going to paddle them again.

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And that's going to be bare assed.

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So for what they've done, yeah, they deserve.

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Yeah, I would 100 percent agree.

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Let a bunch of Americans down.

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Oh, you know what?

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They're going to be sorry they did it.

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And here's what I equate it to, Rob, getting off the subject for a little bit and getting on this one.

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OK, in the 70s, Harley Davidson, America's motorcycle, moved to Canada.

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And their sales plummeted.

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I remember that.

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Yeah, I do, too.

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Their sales plummeted to virtually nothing.

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And guess what they did, Rob?

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They moved back.

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They moved back.

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That's, in my opinion, my humble opinion, that's what's going to happen to John Deere.

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Because I already see all these pages of people, farmers, everybody boycott them, saying this is un-American.

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We're never going to even speak their language again.

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They're gone.

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They're out of here.

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And I believe it.

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You know, farmers have been going with the green and yellow for years.

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Well, I mean, if I was another tractor competitor right now, I would make sure that every one of my plants are in America.

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And I would make sure everybody knew it.

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Oh, yeah, there are others.

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Yeah, there are.

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Yeah, there are.

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There's a lot of others.

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So anyhow...

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How far?

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For Vermeer, is it?

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Yeah, there's a ton of them.

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Yeah, Vermeer, yeah.

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Vermeer has a plant in Olathe, I believe.

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And then they have other ones around the country.

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And then, let's see, what was...

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There's a couple other ones.

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Oh, well...

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There's a bunch of...

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A few other big names that are still in America.

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Yep.

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And I got something for everybody personally here, okay?

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If you want to go to the beach and you're afraid of sharks, right?

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I would go next week.

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And here's why.

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Next week is Shark Week on TNT.

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So all the sharks will be busy filming.

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So there's your answer.

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And moving right along.

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LL Bean...

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What was the one shark in the cartoon?

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What was his name?

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Oh, um...

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Shit.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh.

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Damn it.

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Guy's run and tipped my toe.

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Same here.

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I found that MeTV Tunes...

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Yes.

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On Friendly TV for $6.99 a month.

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Oh, that would be worth getting it.

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Damn.

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They would have it.

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Guy, what was his name?

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Remember, he used to go, hee hee.

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I mean, he used to do that really kind of...

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The big shark.

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Yeah, yeah.

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The big dumb shark.

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I know what you're talking about.

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I can't think of his name.

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Oh, well.

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Okay.

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I'm going to have to get that channel so I can keep a update on that.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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We need to know.

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The old cartoons, I'll be able to watch them.

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This is very important here.

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I mean, we need to know this.

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So, if anyone wants to email us and tell us a name, if you figured it out, please do.

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Hello.

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The shark.

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The old cartoon, he was a shark.

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He had the weirdest laugh.

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Oh, yeah, well.

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LL Bean has found a new trend in old handbags.

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The 80-year-old handbags are part of their pre-loved collection that's a hot seller right now.

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The old handbags were used to carry ice. The bags were so old they make Joe Biden look young.

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Too soon?

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No, no, no

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That's right, you're right just kidding it would take more than that to make him look young

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All right

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next

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Concord, Massachusetts

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Has a rare find on their hands. It's an old musket ball from nearly 250 years ago

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That was cool, and this would be from when militiamen lined the hillside in Massachusetts and

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Started firing at the British troops this this happened up there, and this is a musket ball directly from that battle

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This would mark the first battle in in America's revenue

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Revolutionary war this is as far as they can tell the first battle that happened in the

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Revolutionary war against England to get our freedom, and this is one of the musket balls that they found from there

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So I think it's a pretty cool find don't you

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Yeah

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If you get a chance look it up. It's an interesting looking piece. It doesn't look like I thought it would

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You'll see what I mean

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The texture and color looking on it is just completely different than I would have thought so anyhow

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So anyhow it you know is of used in the Revolutionary War if it's supposedly the first battle the balls were so old

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It probably wants to buy a corvette

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Too soon no

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So

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Rob this leads us to the featured email, and I gave you some time on this because Ronnie

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Emailed it to me actually last week, and I found it in the spam box, so Ronnie. I'm sorry when you hear this

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That's why you didn't get an answer

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Okay, this is Ronnie in Tulsa

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Okay cool excellent

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Okay

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Here's the question if there was one band you could resurrect from retirement or death or any brand of music and

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Oh

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And this means anything I could still be alive it could be one person and they retired it could be Paul McCartney

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When he was younger with the Beatles it can be anything you want if there's one band that you could bring back on any

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Level who would it be so Rob go ahead?

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Okay, well mine is a certain musician, okay sounds good I

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Would want to bring back Randy Rhodes

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Oh that is solid Rob that is solid. I would love to hear what that guy would sound like well

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I've always been a Randy Rhodes fan okay back in the day when he was with Ozzy

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We were young yeah

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And then he passed away, and I've watched all the all the music ever since

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And I could only imagine what Randy Rhodes would have done

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With some modern technology I would love to see that too it

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Another thing that

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Here's something that's interesting Rob

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Randy he brought guitar

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Guitarist into what they are I agree

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You know

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Okay, here is something that Ozzy stated for quite a while now though

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And he said that Randy Rhodes wanted to quit being in rock or metal or whatever you want to call it hard rock

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And he wanted to go back to classical he wanted to teach classical music

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And Ozzy is trying to talk me and go man. We just now made it guy come on hang with me

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So it's gonna be interesting to see I don't think he would have been with the band all this time

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Okay, let's say that we got all the way up to

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But I know he would have made a name for himself

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Yeah, I would love to hear another two what he did two or three more albums from him would have been ideal

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You know I would love to hear what he would sound like Rob that it. I give you credit

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that is one hell of a choice and

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Man, it's pretty obvious to I and I didn't even think of a man. He's

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Right I put a lot of thought in that I really did that's why I would bring up

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Yeah, I could imagine I mean think about it. He brought a

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New sound to guitars. Oh gosh without a doubt without a doubt

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Imagine if he could have kept going where?

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What could be and imagine what he could have learned some of the composite self-taught

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He was so I know some of those compositions that he wrote

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entwined like classical style music

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Only the new style because blackmore used to do it Richie blackmore used to do it on

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Like a rainbow songs and some purple songs, but mainly rainbow. He used to do like Bach and Beethoven type of

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of symphonies, and he would put different different chord structures together and then put stuff on top of them

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But Randy Rhoades took it to a whole nother level. He would actually

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He would play it in real time. You know what I mean I I imagine he probably just came in and said alright

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What do you need and then Ozzy be like hey?

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I want this to do you know and then Randy would just do it where Richie blackmore

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wasn't

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Fast fast like Randy Rhoades. He was fast, but not like Randy Rhoades

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He didn't have that new style of finger tapping and all that stuff

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So it would have been interesting to see a little bit different aspect of classical music

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Added with hard rock so anyhow I'm man. That's great Rob me however I

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chose

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Led Zeppelin and

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Here's why Rob

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Okay, okay, I mentioned coda right coda was a shit album. It's coda is not their fault

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Coda was a record company fucking picking their bones. They did not like coda not one of them like coda

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They thought it was horrible and they and they were appalled that it was released

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This is shit left on the floor that they never wanted ever being published, but they owed

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Swan song I think is what they were on at that time

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They owed them another album so that's the only thing I could get because zeppelin refused to do any new music

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Without John Bonham. They said it's not led Zeppelin anymore

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So I have to go by in through the outdoor

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In through the outdoor was the last album that they recorded that they wanted to hit airwaves

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And let me give you a little rundown of some of the songs on into the outdoor

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In the evening

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In the rain

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Yeah, all of my love and trampled underfoot

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Those

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Those are some of the best songs they'd ever recorded and they were all on their last real album that they wanted published

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That they you know, like I said coda was something that should have never been released

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That was a record company being greedy and it shows in the sales. It did not do well and

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The songs were they just weren't good and you could tell like it wasn't zeppelin quality

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And that's why they did not want it released

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So I picked led zeppelin because of everything I just said

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I think they were still ascending and I think there's still at least two or three more great albums

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They could have done and release that would have been mind-blowing because of the direction they're going into

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so I mean they went from like really bluesy to more upscale kind of

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Hard edged heavier rock

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You know like like trampled underfoot and in the evening

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I mean those are just tiny my songs

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But then they could go back to fool in the rain and all of my love and which is a more

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Acoustical friendly, you know what? I mean is really good and all of my love child. Do you know what that's about?

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Robert I don't know what's about but I love the song

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Robert Plant had a son that passed away

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When he was like seven and that song was about him

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and

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It is really

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I know about I know about his son. I did not know that song was about him

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It was a gut-wrenching song. You could feel the emotion. You could feel the hurt

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You could feel everything that he was going through and that song is a masterpiece because Robert Plant

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That was his song

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Um, that was his expression

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To what happened and that is beautiful music

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Just it's beautiful music if you haven't heard it do yourself a favor and go listen to it

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So anyhow, let's go ahead and take our first break rob and then we're going to come back with some of your stuff. That sound good

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Okay, I got something really off the wall for you. We love that. All right, we'll be back in a minute

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum two deuce legs and a microphone

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Next up things overheard in hell

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Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the mfl this year

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Have you ever wondered where something came about and you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is

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Well, so have we that's why we give you the origin of

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This is the origin of beer

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The first beer in the world was brewed by the ancient chinese around the year 7 000 bc

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It is known there as kui in the west. However, the process was recognized as beer brewing began in the messipotania

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At the god in tempent settlement now in modern-day iran between 3500 and 3100 bc

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It's not entirely clear whether he had a light version or even a craft beer version of this

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just saying

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Somewhere in the heavens your great grammy gertrude is crying because her little b-boy was listening to this film

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Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's island horrible jokes

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Uh, and shit time and shit time

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And now deep thoughts with mark

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Are

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Should I

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Throw away all my socks then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock

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Will they eventually not match up?

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I may never know

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Savannah georgia you guys rock. Thank you for listening

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I love you guys

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And just like that here we are we are two douchebags in microphone and I am mark

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And I am rock

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Why why we started off like that? I have no idea but we're going to ride

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On it. Yeah, you let it off. I'm just following it. Okay. Yeah, I ruined the whole segment. Sorry

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Rob, please please bring this uh

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No, that's what makes us

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Us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it needed like a little vamping up because I always go

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Hey dude, these rags a microphone on mark, you know, so anyhow, maybe next time i'll just like make like loud

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What kind of noises I could I make?

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Loud screeching noises and then we just go into talking. No, no, no, let's not do that. Oh, okay

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Okay. Yeah, you're right. It hurt my ears

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You forget i'm working with the ear pods string in my ears

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I also have tinnitus and it would not do me any favors. So

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Anyhow, I gotta call that place tomorrow

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Um the other hearing place and see what I can get to maybe help this because it sucks balls

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And anything else so anyhow rob we go to you

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Okay

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I'm going totally

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Totally off the wall here. I can't wait. I didn't know that I actually found interesting

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Okay

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Uh people have been left baffled

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After realizing that hello kitty is is not actually a cat

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Hello kitty is not a cat. Well, okay. Okay. All right, but how do they why do they call it? Hello kitty now?

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How do they how come they call it? Hello kitty then?

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Well

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Everybody it looks like a cat everybody but here's what it turns out to be. Okay, this is gonna be interesting

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It turns out that the character which is depicted as an

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Anthropomorphic white japanese bobtail cat with a yellow nose

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And no mouth is actually a british girl

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Huh

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Okay, go ahead keep talking rob. I gotta look this up I am I am

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The surprising news has been confirmed by an official at hello kitty's flagship company

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san rio

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So there is no debate about the issue

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You jill cook the director of retail business development stated yesterday

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Hello kitty is not a cat

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She's actually a little girl born and raised in the suburbs of wanded

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She has a mom and dad

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and a twin sister

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mimmy

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Who is also her best friend?

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Unsurprisingly the news has left the hello kitty fanshop

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Particularly given her cat-like features

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She's a young girl that has has whiskers

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Yeah

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And it just goes into a bunch of comments from people

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Well, they look like whiskers I guess they don't have to be they could be coming well

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They look like they're coming from the front of her head

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Okay

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How weird

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I thought her name's even hello kitty

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Okay, no she according to somebody that works for the company she is not a cat she's a british girl

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from the suburbs of london

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Okay

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All right

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No, no, I always it's on the u.s. Sun

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Check it out. Okay

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Well rob you got me on that one. I would have never guessed that all right

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I think I just got everybody on that one

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Yeah, that was out of myself. That was completely out of left field completely

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So oh real quick on a programming note. I am going to add

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some more of these bits and skits I have some new ones and I'm going to start freshening up the old ones like I'm talking about and

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Anyhow, it's gonna take some time. But every one of the ones that I have are going to be revamped and then

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There's going to be new ones too. Like more deep thoughts more

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Things to eat during an apocalypse and also that's going to turn into things to help you during an apocalypse

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So it's not just going to be stuff you can eat. It's like how you can make a homemade tent

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You know how how I think how you make homemade bug repellent, but I think we already did

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I think we covered that one already. So, you know, we covered how to open up a can of beans that you find lying around

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There is more things that i'm going to go into like making traps for animals and stuff like that

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And I think that's going to turn into a really good segment

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So it's going to be things that you can do to survive a

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Apl-ap-ap-apocalypse if I can say it

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So I think it's going to be a really good segment that it's turning into

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I like the first creation of it, but I think i'm going to like this better

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so

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Anyhow, I have a list of the top 10 worst foods in the world rob. Do you want to hear them?

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Yeah, I do. Okay, the number one this is

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We'll see if I agree. Okay, this uh was

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voted on

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by I think it was a panel of 80,000 people or something like that it said and they voted

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Yeah, 80,000 or something like that. And uh, anyhow, here's what it was

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They gave you a list of like, I don't know

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a hundred horrible foods or what we consider be horrible foods like maybe blood sausage or you know what I mean

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um, yeah

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Okay, so here's the number one that was voted by by this panel of people. Okay. Number one is gamutra from india

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Gamutra is cow urine from india and it is fermented and smashed bugs and feces

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And is used for therapeutic purposes

484
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,680
I think I kind of agree with that

485
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,560
Okay, I can see why it's number one

486
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:14,360
There's some other ones maybe I I don't know they could have taken number one. Oh my god. Yeah

487
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,760
My stomach turned on that literally dude. Yes

488
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,800
Um, and anyhow they and another thing that's kind of a telltale is this right here rob

489
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:28,360
They don't eat it because it tastes good. They eat it because they think it's therapeutic

490
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,720
You know, it's kind of like we we uh take nyquil not because we think it tastes great

491
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,760
But but because it's going to help us supposedly, right?

492
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:42,200
Yeah, same thing same thing or that stuff for a colonoscopy that tastes so fucking horrible

493
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,920
I could still taste how bad that shit. Oh

494
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:52,920
Oh, I can still taste that shit today and my colonoscopy was about a year ago right now my last one. Okay

495
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,400
tisungul

496
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,400
ancient south korea

497
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:03,960
It is a traditional korean medicine. It's made from dung from a four to seven year old child

498
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:11,000
Refrigerated for three to four days mixed with water divided into smaller pieces and fermented overnight

499
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
I think that may be sicker than number one

500
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,160
And again, they're not eating this stuff because they think it tastes good

501
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,240
They are eating it because they think that it's some sort of a medicine

502
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,800
But I can't I have no control over how they voted on here

503
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,560
I don't know why they put the medicine in there, but I guess because people eat it

504
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,960
So number two is a horrible one, too

505
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,760
Number three number three is baby mice wine from china

506
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,320
12 abbey mice are drowned in rice wine

507
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:53,720
The the brew was matured for at least a year before drinking this is used as a health tonic

508
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,720
So they take baby mice

509
00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:01,800
And they put it in rice wine. They drown them in rice wine and then it's matured for at least a year

510
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,920
And they drink it

511
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,920
And they drink it

512
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,320
Now i've seen this done before this was on faces of death three or something like that

513
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,160
So rob, did you watch all the faces of death like all the rest of us hoodlums?

514
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,000
Oh, you better believe I did I actually

515
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,560
I laughed at a lot of me too now this one right here. I remember because it really made me cringe

516
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,600
Monkey brain from china

517
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,560
Yes, yes, yes

518
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:38,520
Yes, I remember that one diners in china when order monkey brains true

519
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,160
Yep, it's true. Yeah

520
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,800
They have they bring the way they have the way to bring the monkey's head

521
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,320
But when they order the monkey brains, they have the way to bring the monkey's head

522
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:54,920
But what they're not telling here is it's with the rest of the body and the monkey is alive

523
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:02,040
They hit that they hit the head until it cracks open then they grab the brains out and they eat them

524
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:09,160
They eat the brains out of the open skull and many times a monkey is still alive

525
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,840
So, um to me that takes number one but yeah

526
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,320
whatever

527
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,960
Uh number five is also from china is called virgin boy eggs

528
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,600
young boys urine is collected in schools and markets from the cities and

529
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,560
That they have buckets placed there by street vendors

530
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:36,920
Eggs are boiled in urine until hard then the eggs are cracked and continue to boil for seven hours to let the urine soak in

531
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,760
to the egg

532
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,220
This delicatessen has been around thousands of years

533
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,220
I

534
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:49,020
Rob any comments? Yeah. Yeah

535
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,660
I cannot comment man. Um

536
00:37:53,900 --> 00:38:00,060
I just ate dinner a while ago. Rarely am I speechless all this is turning my stomach. Yeah

537
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:05,740
Rarely and I had some really good sloppy joe a little bit ago and it's starting to turn a little bit and I already

538
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:07,260
Read this shit

539
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:10,060
So oh dude, you had slot. Yeah, see I

540
00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:16,620
I took burgers on the grill. Oh, that sounds good. We're tying the same boat there

541
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:18,940
Yeah

542
00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:27,100
Brain. Yeah, no wonder our stomachs are turning. Oh, yeah, and then young boy urine and let's see what it was the other one cow urine

543
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,700
Well, let's keep going. Okay. Okay

544
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:36,000
Um, let's see. Uh, next one is kasoomasuro

545
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,020
Or it's probably marsuo

546
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,520
marzuzu

547
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,520
kasoomarzu

548
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,160
From sardinia italy a block of

549
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,040
Poccarona cheese is cut open and left outside to attract cheese flies

550
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:58,280
That lay up to 500 eggs in it the maggot cheese as it's known on menus have to wear eye protection

551
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,840
Because of jumping maggots when they eat it

552
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:07,800
The cheese has a very pungent smell and it burns your tongue

553
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:16,840
The european union has banned the cheese thank god, but people still do it in certain areas of italy

554
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Yeah

555
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,480
No comment on that either

556
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,840
Okay, number seven. I know I know this is no bullshit

557
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,240
I guarantee it I can tell by the way you read it. This is actual

558
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,560
I encourage you to look it up. If you don't believe it all this is true

559
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:43,960
And this I can tell by yeah, oh dude. This is a panel. Good. This is good

560
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,800
This is a panel about 80 000 people from all over the world

561
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:52,440
I understand from what it is and it's some online magazine and I you know what?

562
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:59,400
I'll say and none of us have ever heard of this stuff, but it's the worst stuff you've ever heard of

563
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,280
Yeah, I can't believe i've never heard of this horrible stuff

564
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:11,100
Um, okay. The next one number seven is kvajic. I've heard of kvajic before and it's from greenland a freshly disemboweled

565
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:18,840
I've heard it before because a friend of mine was uh from green greenland and he used to always talk about uh,

566
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:23,160
I'll bring you some kvajic kvajic. I think I think he called it kvajic

567
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:31,640
Uh, a freshly disemboweled seal is stuffed with up to 500 small arctic birds called little awk or alley awk

568
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:40,200
So it is sewn shut and sealed with seal fat to prevent flies from getting in the birds ferment in the seal carcass

569
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,880
The birds are picked out after fermentation and eaten

570
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,920
Did you get that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?

571
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:56,200
You you take a seal carcass and stuff it full of birds seal it. Yeah, they ferment

572
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,400
Yes, and then pull the birds out eat them. Yes

573
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,560
Oh

574
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,080
again

575
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,080
No comment. I don't know what the

576
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,840
Okay

577
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:16,680
Number eight is I I want I know honestly, I love this. I love this segment

578
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,280
I do too. I fell out of shit. I never knew and it's gross, but I love it

579
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:27,800
I found this on the internet and I was like and all of a sudden it was like, you know

580
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,720
How you get trapped in a spider hole on the internet and you start looking up and then uh,

581
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,880
And I forgot what made me look at this

582
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,280
It says something like a list of bad foods and then I found another list and then I found this list

583
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,400
And I was like this is a list right here

584
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,440
Yeah

585
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Okay, sir stroman

586
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Is uh from north sweden?

587
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,400
Baltic sea herring

588
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,080
Are caught just before spawning in the black waters or the baltic sea

589
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,240
it is fermented in a cam is um

590
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:05,320
And i'm not sure what a cam is over there cam and is one of the worst smelling foods ever

591
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:10,040
I I don't know what a cam is. I think a cam might be a canister of some sort

592
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,760
Yeah, so it's hit

593
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,880
Sea herring, yes, and it's basically

594
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,360
They can and fermented. Yeah, it's liquefied. It sits in that can

595
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,080
Um, but a cam is like a bigger can I do believe and um

596
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,240
And it and it's in there until it's liquefied and then these um

597
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Uh, then these people eat them

598
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,920
So so it's like it's like their

599
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,720
their version of tuna

600
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,360
Yeah, and you notice all these foods are fermented so it doesn't kill them

601
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,360
Yeah, but tuna

602
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,800
Yeah, it no that that'd be some nasty stuff they get up there

603
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,880
Yeah

604
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,360
Number nine is balut. Oh, can we have what?

605
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,360
No, no, go ahead move on please. Okay

606
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:05,320
Number nine is balut the Philippines the developing embryo of a bird usually a duck. Sorry rob

607
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,520
Sorry, no offense to your uh

608
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:15,960
No offense to your kin. Okay, a duck is commonly incubated for 14 to 21 days

609
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,320
Then boiled inside and served from the shell

610
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:24,200
Balut is common food sold from vendors in the street markets in the Philippines

611
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,680
Um to me that doesn't sound quite as bad as the others, but it's still bad

612
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:33,400
And then number 10 this could have been number four or three or two easily

613
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,240
Number 10 is frog juice and is from peru

614
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:44,200
And we have we have a hit from peru one person in peru has listened. So thank you peruvian

615
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,240
Frog juice from peru. This is essentially a frog smoothie

616
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:54,040
Oh, yeah, and that is number 10

617
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,440
So rob that that takes you back to biology class. Yes, it does

618
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,520
It's time for a second break. Then we're gonna come back with some of your stuff. That sound good rob

619
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,520
All right, I got one. All righty. We'll be right back

620
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:14,780
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser if you were a vegetable you would be a cucumber

621
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,760
You

622
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,640
Your mom is so ugly her portraits of hanging themselves

623
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,240
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper

624
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,120
It's strange insults from an alien

625
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,520
real hilarity

626
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:09,320
May your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers. Oh shit

627
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,560
What's that over there?

628
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,700
Oh, no, it's island of horrible jokes

629
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,840
I asked my date to meet me at the gym

630
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,640
She didn't show up

631
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:32,920
I guess we're not gonna work out. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

632
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,520
Hey there fuckstick

633
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:43,800
You're just in time for brand new feature news. Nobody gives a shit about a jot benizman

634
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,380
Has grown a 63 leaf clover

635
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaking ofillon Goodry and me

636
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,980
It's because we started running in the first era with luxury

637
00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,740
We have 402 left after six years and we got the Dlik address

638
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,960
And then our

639
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,440
journey was a half distance

640
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,120
Enough to run with the Identity

641
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,280
Dlik address

642
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:10,800
It would take me more than five minutes

643
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,360
to get here

644
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:19,440
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder

645
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,760
It really hurts

646
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,760
Who can afford plastic surgery?

647
00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:25,940
Stay safe everyone

648
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,640
And now deep thoughts with Mark

649
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:40,280
Should I record frog sounds in the summer then play them when it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?

650
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,120
Yeah, that sounds like fun

651
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,120
Oh

652
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800
Microphone I'm lovable mark

653
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,920
And I am lovable Rob Brad

654
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,720
This is all true

655
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:13,480
Do you do before we go into your segment do you want to address some of the stuff that just happened a little bit ago?

656
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,400
Which part okay, well Joe Biden stepped down and

657
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,040
The overwhelming

658
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:28,880
Favor favorite for the nominee would be his vice president

659
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,600
Kamala Harris

660
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,280
Yes

661
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,840
so

662
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:43,640
Here is what I think happened Biden was so defiant remember, and this is all we're gonna go into this because we do not do

663
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:50,640
Politics but Biden wasn't gonna get nominated anyhow, and that's how come he stepped down after a long meeting

664
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:57,720
Because the parties don't have to them they do not have to nominate if they don't think you're fit for office in one way or

665
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,640
Another they don't have to they don't have to nominate you

666
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,200
Just because you want every primary and overwhelmingly and all that stuff does not mean anything

667
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:12,160
So on him it would take a Democratic Party and the Republican Party on Trump would have to nominate him which they already did

668
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:18,600
Now these parties can deny you and I'm pretty sure what they did is they played hardball with him because he wasn't willing to step down

669
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,120
They went in there and said well

670
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:25,200
We can just go ahead and nominate someone behind your back and then when we get to the

671
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:30,200
Democratic National Convention, you're gonna look like a pile of shit and

672
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:36,160
You either do it like that or you act like you wanted to step down. I'm pretty sure he said you know what?

673
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:42,560
Let's do plan B. I will act like I step down, but I guarantee you I do not think he wanted to step down to you

674
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,040
Okay, well

675
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,040
Okay, can I throw something out there?

676
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560
Absolutely

677
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,560
He

678
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,560
Before all this

679
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:59,240
He mentioned that the only thing that would take him out would be something medical

680
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Uh-huh

681
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,040
And then just hours later

682
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,500
Hours like that same day

683
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,320
He got diagnosed with

684
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
COVID-19

685
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,720
Wow

686
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:23,560
Rob check it out. Yeah, no, I know he had the cove it. Yeah. Yeah

687
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:30,440
earlier that day he said the only thing that will take him out will be a

688
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,600
medical issue

689
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,720
Okay, and now look he gets

690
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,800
COVID-19 he's been held up in

691
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,120
Where was it?

692
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,760
Delaware. Yeah. Yeah, that's where that's where his home is his state. Yeah

693
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:03,840
Good observation Rob, so everybody can take that however they want. I threw my two cents in Rob has a very interesting point of view

694
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,840
That's really valid too. So

695
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,040
Anyhow, that's it. So Rob, let's go ahead and go to your story

696
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,040
Okay

697
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,040
Oh

698
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,960
Hang on hang on hang on

699
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:24,840
Yes, hang on. Well, we're talking about politics really quick. I've got a tagline if Kamala runs for Trump

700
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,400
Now remember Trump beat Hillary in the last election

701
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,240
He could go

702
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:37,720
Kamala Harris, this is not gonna be the first it's not gonna be the first woman he beat

703
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,720
No

704
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,720
Too soon too soon. All right, Rob, we go to you. Sorry about the interruption

705
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,720
You know, sometimes something sounds really good in your head, right?

706
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,720
Hey

707
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:53,720
Let him get out with other legal problems

708
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,720
Yes

709
00:50:55,720 --> 00:51:02,720
Okay, I'm sorry for grinding this fucking this train wreck even down further. I apologize Rob

710
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,720
Please please please take over

711
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,720
Please please please take over

712
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:08,720
Hey, I'm having a good time with it myself

713
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,720
No, me too. Yeah

714
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:14,720
We're trying to touch on something we never really don't touch on

715
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,720
Well, I mean it's such

716
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,720
We're still trying to laugh about it

717
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:24,720
It's historic you rarely get presidents to step down after their first term, you know Truman came into it

718
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,720
Right, right

719
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,720
But anyhow, you know what

720
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,720
What I read, I think the last one was like in the 1880s

721
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:32,720
I forget it

722
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:39,000
No, I think Truman didn't run Truman Truman did not run again. He could have ran again because he stepped in for

723
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,520
Was it Roosevelt when he died?

724
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,640
Hey, I can't remember. It was something like that

725
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,520
Anyhow, so Rob, let's go ahead

726
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,720
It's all right, okay

727
00:51:54,720 --> 00:52:01,520
All right

728
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,320
You have me squirreled there I was looking for something else, okay

729
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,760
No one puts Britney Spears in a corner. We know this

730
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:24,760
The singer was mentioned in a recent episode of the Osborne's podcast

731
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:34,760
And when Ozzy Osbourne said he was fed up with seeing poor old Britney Spears dancing on social media

732
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:42,760
You know it's sad legendary rockers said very very sad

733
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:50,760
His family wife Sharon and adult children Kelly and Jack Osborne agreed

734
00:52:50,760 --> 00:53:00,760
Spears who frequently post videos of herself dancing on social media got wind of it and posted a lengthy note

735
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:08,760
She stated her post referencing Kate Beckinsale's 2001 movie Serenadeputy

736
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:20,760
And know that incredibly cruel people were talking about Beckinsale needs more age-appropriate content

737
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:26,760
Spears then pushed back on the Osborne's complaints

738
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:38,760
She said she hardly ever dances and replied to Sharon Osborne calling her a poor little thing by writing I'm not poor at all

739
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:45,760
I taught dance class last week to a couple of teenagers

740
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:51,760
A lot of kids were too thin and some were too big she wrote

741
00:53:51,760 --> 00:54:00,760
I know what it's like to be judging or to be judged so it's a ridiculous and stupid subject initially

742
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:08,760
But I think it's important to help each other and invite each other to places that help our souls to grow

743
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:21,760
As for the Osborne's whom she referred to as the most boring family known to mankind

744
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:45,760
Spears entered her note telling them to kindly fuck off

745
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:53,760
No I have not but evidently Brittany Spears took offense

746
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:33,760
Why is my name coming out of your mouth?

747
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,760
Right?

748
00:55:49,760 --> 00:56:16,760
Right

749
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:44,760
I'm just using it as an example

750
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:49,760
But you want to know that something that's sad

751
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:54,760
Okay you know I love Ozzy right? He's always been one of my favorite performers

752
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,760
But this is really sad okay?

753
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,760
I saw a video of him trying to walk out to his mailbox

754
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,760
This is a recent video about a week ago

755
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,760
It's not good

756
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,760
It is not good Rob

757
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,760
I don't know if it's a combination between his back problems and Parkinson's or what

758
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,760
But he looks horrible

759
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:23,760
So anyhow that's all I got to say about that because this hurts me

760
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,760
Because I really admire the guy I've always loved him

761
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,760
And I don't know he just does not look right

762
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,760
And I don't think he is

763
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,760
So anyhow but we wish him the best

764
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,760
We love Ozzy here and we wish him the best

765
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,760
And we hope he does

766
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:46,760
But I've seen people look like that before

767
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,760
And I have my opinion of what stage he might be in

768
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,760
So anyhow

769
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,760
Alright Rob have you ever heard

770
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,760
Oh wait a minute no no no hang on

771
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,760
We were being on kind of depressing stuff and all that right

772
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,760
And then fighting between stars

773
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,760
Do you hear that Rob?

774
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,760
Do you hear that?

775
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,760
That's angels and trumpets again

776
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,760
You know why?

777
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,760
Ok why?

778
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:15,760
Alright

779
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,760
Back in June Wendy's announced the launch of a new seasonal frosty flavor

780
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,760
It's beloved Icy Treat

781
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,760
It's limited edition is going to be Triple Berry

782
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:31,760
Wendy's held it the newest edition as the biggest and juiciest flavor to join Wendy's iconic frosty lineup

783
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:37,760
The Triple Berry Frosty combines three of the freshest fruit flavors of the season

784
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,760
Including strawberries, blackberries and raspberries

785
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:46,760
It also touts a vibrant purple hue that will transport your senses to a cool summer vacay

786
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:53,760
With a smooth and creamy texture Wendy's added in a press release

787
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:59,760
We've seen frosty fandom continue to grow with each flavor we roll out

788
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,760
The Triple Berry Frosty is sure to deliver

789
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:08,760
Lindsay Rakowski, US CMO of Wendy's company said in a press release

790
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,760
Since 1969 Wendy's been famous for our frosty

791
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:19,760
We can't wait for this to be a regular menu item in a staple

792
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,760
So I think it's going to stay around

793
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:30,760
And they also said for National Ice Cream Day that they're going to have three new frosty flavors available

794
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,760
But only for that day

795
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,760
And I forgot I think National Ice Cream Day is coming up this week

796
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,760
So alright

797
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,760
Rob we turn to you

798
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,760
Alright

799
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:57,760
This is a story I've been following out of Missouri here

800
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,760
Okay

801
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:10,760
A woman whose murder conviction was overturned after she served 43 years of a life sentence was released Friday

802
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,760
Wow

803
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:19,760
Despite attempts in the last month by Missouri Eternity General to keep her behind bars

804
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,760
Uh huh

805
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,760
Yeah she's done what it is

806
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:29,760
This woman has done 43 years in prison on a life sentence

807
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:35,760
And come to find out she was innocent

808
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Wow how the fuck does that happen

809
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,760
Okay

810
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:52,760
Sandral Ham, Hemi, 64 left a prison in Chillicothe hours after a judge threatened to hold the Attorney General's office

811
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:57,760
In contempt if they continued to fight against her release

812
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:05,760
She reunited with her family at a nearby park where she hugged her sister, daughter and granddaughter

813
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,760
Why was the

814
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:16,760
Why were they fighting so hard to keep her in jail? I don't understand that if she was innocent

815
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,760
Uh well

816
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,760
I can believe she was innocent

817
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:30,760
Hemi had been the longest held wrongly incarcerated woman known in the US according to her legal team at the Innocence Project

818
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:42,760
The judge originally ruled on June 14th that Hemi's attorneys had established clear and convincing evidence of actual innocence

819
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,760
And he overturned her conviction

820
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:55,760
But Republican Attorney General Andrew Bailey fought her release in the courts

821
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:06,760
Wow okay and so some of these political ads that I've been seeing lately on the local channels mention I guess it was this case

822
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,760
Okay

823
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,760
Well yeah he

824
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:14,760
To make a long story I could read this whole thing but I'm not gonna do it

825
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,760
No go ahead and just give us

826
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:32,760
No he uh he's been holding it up to keep her imprisoned so he could appeal it but he's out of appeals

827
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:38,760
But this is where I'm at on this Bailey we gotta go into the politics again here

828
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,760
Okay

829
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:52,760
I did not save it but I read a story a while ago about this same Bailey being too easy on somebody

830
01:02:52,760 --> 01:03:01,760
A career criminal that he kept giving like probation and stuff to

831
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:06,760
They keep uh they've been referring to that on a lot of commercials of his opponent

832
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:13,760
Yeah so Bailey's all over the map he's either too hard or too easy

833
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:18,760
Well I'm definitely voting so I'm gonna keep a little tab on him

834
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:23,760
Yeah I'm not voting for him but no this woman finally got released

835
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:24,760
Wow

836
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:29,760
After serving 43 years for a murder she did not commit

837
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:35,760
That is just so much bullshit I mean I don't care how much money she gets for being wrongfully convicted

838
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,760
You will never get those years back

839
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:48,760
I think I read a story that they will give her a hundred dollars a day for every day she served

840
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,760
Not enough

841
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:55,760
No but no but you know that's

842
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,760
Well you know what okay

843
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,760
She's been making the rest of her life I mean she's so well

844
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:06,760
Yeah they need to pay her something yes and it needs to be a very attractive amount yes

845
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,760
But I'm thinking probably like 30 million

846
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:16,760
I mean we're even after that where's she gonna go get a job at the age of 64

847
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,760
No no and here's what I say here

848
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,760
Had you been in prison 43 years for a murder

849
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,760
Yeah you didn't commit it but still there

850
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:30,760
I think it should be 10 million for every 10 years you serve that's wrongfully convicted in my opinion

851
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:38,760
And the reason is because when she got out at 64 I want her to know that her great great great grandkids are gonna be taken care of

852
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:42,760
Because the system fucked her so hard

853
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,760
That's the way I feel about that

854
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,760
So but I mean I understand other people

855
01:04:48,760 --> 01:05:00,760
I've read into some of the reports and what it was is she was kind of mentally ill and out of it and

856
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,760
Oh did she really do it then

857
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,760
No she did not

858
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,760
She ended up telling them what they wanted to hear

859
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:13,760
And that happens a lot I've read a lot of stories like that

860
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,760
While she was in a mental home

861
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:26,760
You see if they're mentally ill like that you can talk them into stuff because they don't have that capability of defending themselves

862
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,760
And going wait a minute I didn't do it

863
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,760
It's essentially like talking to a child like a three year old child

864
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,760
I'm not comparing their intellect or nothing like that

865
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:39,760
But a three year old child you walk up and go hey you burned down that house didn't you

866
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,760
No no yeah you burned down that house didn't you

867
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:46,760
No no it was you you burned down yeah yeah I did

868
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,760
Mentally ill or the same way

869
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,760
Yeah

870
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,760
From what I've heard she ended up telling like four different stories

871
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:02,760
And the prosecuting attorney ran with the story they wanted to hear

872
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,760
Man wow

873
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:13,760
There was one guy she reported that there was no video footage no nothing so they couldn't prove it

874
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,760
And what I'm was she was yeah I did it

875
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,760
Oh hey Rob Rob I got one for you

876
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,760
Yeah

877
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:29,760
Did you do you like the new promo of you doing the booty clap and twerking

878
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,760
Have you heard that

879
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,760
Yeah I heard about it yeah yeah yeah

880
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,760
Just wondering your thoughts on it I didn't ask you I've had it

881
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:41,760
It kind of caught me off guard but yeah I'd go with it

882
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,760
Okay alright

883
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:47,760
Do I need to make the video

884
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:53,760
Yes yes you do booty clapping booty clapping and twerking

885
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,760
I'll make the video

886
01:06:55,760 --> 01:07:06,760
Alright over the past several years there's been an uptick in what some designers begrudgingly called a dirty kitchen

887
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:10,760
And more lovingly referred to it as the back kitchen

888
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:17,760
Essentially a working kitchen behind the primary space that functions as another kitchen prep and clean up area

889
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:21,760
So you get it it's really two it's two kitchens

890
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,760
It's a kitchen that looks like June Cleaver just went over with a rag

891
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,760
And then there's a kitchen that the actual shit gets made in

892
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:36,760
The one that the actual shit gets made in that has closed doors is the dirty room that's where they're like

893
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:42,760
So it could be like let's see dirty dishes cans piled up

894
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:47,760
You know baking stuff can pile up that's going to be like the main cooking zone

895
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:56,760
And then you know the kitchen that people see and probably connected to their dining room would be the clean kitchen

896
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:01,760
So dirty kitchens are becoming a big thing in houses people are making them

897
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:08,760
That you know so you come in one house there's another sink and there's an island and all that you know all that stuff

898
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:19,760
The microwave up you know near the cabinets all that beautiful stuff and then in back is another one that they actually use

899
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,760
Too much or not what do you think Rob?

900
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,760
Nah not too much

901
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,760
If you can afford it it's a great idea

902
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:32,760
You know it's like everything out there is pristine and beautiful back there is where the work gets done

903
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:38,760
It's really no different than a restaurant really

904
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:45,760
Because restaurants have that sub kitchen a lot of them that you know all the hot plates are put on

905
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:50,760
And then the waitresses come and get them when the order is fulfilled or whatever right

906
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,760
That's kind of like a sub kitchen that's clean and the one behind is one that's like dirty

907
01:08:54,760 --> 01:09:00,760
Because they're constantly you know making stuff so that might have been even where they got the idea

908
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:05,760
But anyhow Rob you got something?

909
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,760
Yeah I got one here just for you my friend

910
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,760
Oh it must be from American Songwriter

911
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,760
Yes it is

912
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,760
Rob I'm getting weepy

913
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,760
Go ahead

914
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:25,760
It's seven underrated classic rock bands of all time

915
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:32,760
They keep putting out these underrated lists but they put different ones on them

916
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:40,760
This one has like two or three of the same but there's others that are different that we have not heard

917
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,760
Okay hang on Rob I just remembered something

918
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:48,760
Ronnie from Tulsa also sent me one for the next podcast which will be Tuesday night

919
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,760
The top seven drummers ever

920
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,760
Huh?

921
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,760
Top seven drummers ever

922
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:01,760
Your list my list that's what he wants and he'll have his list available too

923
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,760
And we got to have this Tuesday okay

924
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:10,760
Yeah oh and the band he wanted to reincarnate or bring back to life half of them and all that was The Beatles

925
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,760
Which I can understand so

926
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,760
Okay

927
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,760
I can respect that

928
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,760
Yeah I respect that one too

929
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,760
Yep

930
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,760
And thank you Ronnie you're keeping us on our toes

931
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,760
I know he comes up with he knows us so well

932
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,760
Seven best drummers ever

933
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:38,760
Yeah he's very flattering I mean he knows us so well he asks these questions that we didn't think about asking ourselves you know

934
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:44,760
So anyhow go ahead go with your list it's the top seven is it?

935
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:53,760
No it's not top seven it's just they're just mentioning seven underrated classic rock bands of all time

936
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,760
Okay

937
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,760
The first one traffic

938
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,760
Oh

939
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,760
When it came to yeah

940
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,760
Yeah was it like Steve Wimblede?

941
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:17,760
When it came to experimenting with different instruments not typically seen in rock bands traffic was leading the charge

942
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:33,760
These English musicians lean towards the psychedelic through the use of instruments like harpsichords, sitars, brass instruments and even the fascinating melotron

943
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,760
It was Steve Wimblede okay anyhow go ahead

944
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:42,760
Yeah yeah yeah Steve Wimblede yes you're right

945
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,760
Next

946
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,760
Squeeze

947
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:52,760
Tempted by the fruit of another

948
01:11:52,760 --> 01:12:12,760
Squeeze became popular in the 1970s when new waves started taking off. Glenn Kilbrick and Chris Difford were stellar songwriters that made the band what it was and luckily for fans they're still touring today

949
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,760
Cool

950
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:24,760
Yeah it's got the section that I could click go buy tickets to see Squeeze

951
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:25,760
Cool

952
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,760
2024

953
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,760
I didn't like him that much to be in with

954
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:39,760
No no no I mean this is their opinion I'm saying cool but I would not have put them on there but anyhow whatever it's cool

955
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:43,760
Okay and next the animals

956
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:55,760
I could see that because they had unique sound for the time and it really kind of drove music in another direction so anyhow

957
01:12:55,760 --> 01:13:24,760
A notable band that was part of the British invasion the animals were picking the interest of American listeners before the Beatles were even a thing. The British band was notably influenced by American music specifically R&B however they injected a dark and mysterious vibe into their music that made them stand out from the rest

958
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:29,760
Okay yeah I could see that

959
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:43,760
I see that I see that like I said this was one of the ones that okay I agree with it

960
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,760
Okay and next you and I have always agreed on

961
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:49,760
Okay

962
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,760
April 1

963
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:58,760
Yes oh my god I'm glad okay that brings validity to this list right there

964
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,760
Yes

965
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,760
They know what they're talking about

966
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:31,760
Canadian rock outlet made incredible music in the 70s but were often overshadowed by bigger names like Russian Edel Smith. Okay. Classic rock bands that haven't heard of this stellar underrated outfit. We recommend listening to any of their 20 plus albums.

967
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,760
Cool

968
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:38,760
They got over 20 albums dude

969
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:42,760
I had no idea they had over 20 albums

970
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,760
Wow

971
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,760
Okay cool

972
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,760
And that's one you and I have always agreed on

973
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,760
Yeah we've always

974
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:55,760
Here's another one I know you will agree with

975
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,760
Okay

976
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,760
Sam Lindsay

977
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:06,760
Yes that's almost as good as April Wine

978
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,760
Yeah

979
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:36,760
Finn Leslie's The Boys Are Back in Town is a legendary song that has been used or perhaps overused at this point in film and television for decades. However their discography has a ton of similar jams that haven't gotten enough attention. Bad reputation and jailbreak are essential listening.

980
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:41,760
Okay

981
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:42,760
Finn Lizzie is a great

982
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,760
Definitely jailbreak

983
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:52,760
I like Cowboy. Cowboy is a great song. I think that was really underrated

984
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:53,760
All right

985
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,760
Jailbreak, Boys Are Back in Town, all of them

986
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,760
Yeah

987
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:02,760
I can't argue with that. I've always thought that Finn Lizzie could have been much bigger

988
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:14,760
The one thing is I think that they could have came out with more albums maybe and could have been bigger but anyhow go ahead

989
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:19,760
Okay next, Big Star

990
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:20,760
What?

991
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:28,760
Big Star's career was short and sweet and each of the three albums has a ton of listening power today

992
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,760
I'm going to have to look them up

993
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:41,760
Local harmonies were unmatched at the time and their jammy guitar riffs were a delight. You can hear the influence in bands like The Replacements

994
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,760
Okay

995
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,760
I'm going to have to look them up

996
01:16:45,760 --> 01:17:01,760
Let's see, some of their biggest songs, one of them is named 13, one is named In the Street, When My Baby's Beside Me, Kangaroo, The Ballad of El Guto, I'm in Love with a Girl, I know that one

997
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,760
Okay, okay

998
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:07,760
Give Me Another Chance, I know that one too, and Night Time, I don't know that one

999
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:16,760
Okay, if they say so sure, go ahead, because they show validity with their picks, some of their picks I agree with 100%

1000
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:19,760
So anyhow go ahead

1001
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:25,760
Okay and finally for this one, The Kinks

1002
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:29,760
Yes, yes

1003
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:41,760
Some might argue that The Kinks are not underrated, however we don't think they've gotten enough recognition for their contributions to early rock history

1004
01:17:41,760 --> 01:18:09,760
You Really Got Me was a stellar hit and one of the very first recorded songs to make use of guitar distortion, tons of bands in the decades that followed that cited them as inspirations and influences from The Ramones to Oasis to The Clash

1005
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:19,760
Wow, yep, yep, you know what, this is a great list, American songwriter has broadened on this one, The Kinks should have been much bigger, I agree

1006
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:27,760
I mean but all you really hear is like Lola and what's the other one, I forgot, there's only two songs that really play on the radio

1007
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:33,760
Right, but there's others that if you're a fan you would know

1008
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:42,760
I think it was Ray Davies right, was their guitarist, and I knew that he had a lot to do with the distortion, do what?

1009
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:57,760
Yeah, he is known, what is, I forget, something with the distortion, he was known for starting it

1010
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:03,760
Oh, yeah, yeah, we mentioned it here a while back, I forget what it was

1011
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:10,760
Yeah, I think he developed it in his basement maybe or something like that, okay let me look at Ray Davies

1012
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,760
Had it caught on

1013
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,760
Yes

1014
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:21,760
And made guitar sounds what it is today

1015
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:30,760
Okay, here it goes, how Dave Davies slashed amp created rock distortion, this is interesting

1016
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:37,760
Okay, alright, they show a picture of him there, okay

1017
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:42,760
When it comes to breakout singles they don't get much better than You Really Got Me, oh that was another one that they did

1018
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:51,760
The 1964 track just put the Kinks on the map, it changed the rock and roll landscape in the incitonary guitar tone

1019
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:59,760
You Really Got Me brought distorted guitar to the masses, it's the geniuses of all the things hard and heavy in rock

1020
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:10,760
And as legend goes, it was an act of aggression from Kinks guitarist Dave Davies that created the sound and started an amplifier revolution in the process

1021
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,760
Today we're revisiting the

1022
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:15,760
Yeah, it was Dave Davies that I was thinking of

1023
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:20,760
Okay, yeah, Ray Davies, well they're brothers, but yeah

1024
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:24,760
Okay, yeah, yeah

1025
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:29,760
Anyhow, that's pretty cool dude, is that it or is there more?

1026
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,760
No, that was it, there was only seven

1027
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:35,760
I agree with that list 100%

1028
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,760
Yep

1029
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:41,760
You wanna keep going or you wanna call this bitch good and tie a bow on it?

1030
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:49,760
Actually I'm getting a little tired and my bum's a little run a little low on juice

1031
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,760
Alright brother, thank you for joining me again

1032
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:57,760
And we will speak again Tuesday night

1033
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,760
Hi Grandma Opal, hi Ricky, hi Jimmy

1034
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:06,760
Thank you, hi Grandma Opal, hi Ricky, hi Jimmy, Dodge City, Kansas, you guys were?

1035
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,760
Jimmy and Ricky, Jimmy and Ricky

1036
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,760
Oh shit, did I say that? Okay

1037
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:12,760
Yeah, we did

1038
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,760
Grandma Opal, Jimmy and Ricky

1039
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:16,760
At least we get Grandma right

1040
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,760
Yes we do

1041
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:23,760
And we're stuck with Ricky because of my big mouth, no offense Ricky

1042
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:27,760
But now we gotta say two people every podcast instead of one

1043
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,760
Yeah

1044
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:35,760
Eddie out, thank you guys, and Eddie out, thank you Rob, I will talk to you Tuesday night

1045
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:36,760
Sounds good my friend

1046
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:42,760
Alright brother, I will talk to you then, everybody have a good night, good night assholes

1047
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,760
Good night assholes

1048
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:52,760
Oh no, looks like the show's over kids, Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic

1049
01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:59,760
You're not assholes, they'll be back invading your ear holes soon