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First World Problems

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My 76 inch smart HDMI, triphonic, stereo TV. My remote won't work unless I'm right in front of it. I can't believe it. This is bullshit.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Okay, it's post apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

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You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener.

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What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey Rob, how are you doing today?

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I'm doing pretty good. A little tired.

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Still working your ass off?

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Oh, always.

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Alright, okay. Alright, yeah, that doesn't change, does it?

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We get one big order done, here comes another big order.

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Well, that's good though. I mean, that's job security, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah it is.

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Good. Well, that's what you do in manufacturing such as that is you ride the waves.

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It gets slow, you paint walls, do parts that, you know, universal parts that you can make, stuff like that, whatever.

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Right, right.

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Yeah, and then-

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What I do at a much better time.

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Yep. Yeah, the parts that every type of a trailer can use, right?

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Right, yeah.

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So that's good. I mean, if the engineering on it's good, there's several parts that you can use in any one of them.

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So that's good. Cool.

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Well, I had a pretty busy day today.

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Well, anyhow, I went out with Tofer and we had coffee and we had a really good long talk.

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And I mean, it was just like always, we was down at City Mark and just bullshitting about stuff and talking about stuff.

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And I mean, you know, we pretty much solve the world's problems and then we just go home, right?

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Right.

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So, anyhow, we had a good time.

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And then after that, we had the youngest granddaughter come over.

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Val went and got her and brought her over.

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Well, I told everybody about the debacle about the koi pond having to be torn out, right?

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Right.

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Remember that? I had to tear it out.

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Well, the goldfish was Lena's, our little granddaughter's.

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She loved them. She went out there and fed them all the time.

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And my mom loved them, too.

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So we released them at this park just not too far from here.

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So we told Lena, we're like, hey, OK, let's go feed the fish.

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We get over there and there's no goldfish, but there's a bunch of other fish.

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So I didn't say. Yeah, I think I think the goldfish were food.

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I really do. I felt kind of bad.

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I'm like, oh, man, like, damn it.

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And anyhow, we're like, good thing those other fish showed up when we threw the fish food in because bluegills love it.

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And so do they look like they might have been like, oh, I don't know, maybe smaller catfish.

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But they were all eating the hell out of it.

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So she was satisfied there's, you know, there was enough fish jumping up and eating the food.

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So she is pretty happy seeing fish.

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But me and Val kind of looked at each other and said, I don't know if her goldfish made it.

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We think they became someone's snack.

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So anyhow, so then we came back here and we decided we're going to get Lena and us to some ice cream and salad.

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One of the reasons I've lost quite a bit of weight is at night.

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I won't eat anything but a salad.

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And that's it.

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And not with a bunch of croutons, not with a bunch of cheese, not that pretty much rabbit food with some tomatoes, maybe some onions, you know, and a nice vinaigrette type of garlic dressing.

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It's called garlic expressions.

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It's so good.

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And anyhow, I use that on there and it's it's fantastic.

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So we're out of salad.

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So I had to go get salad and ice cream from Price Chopper.

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So while I'm there, I find what looked like a good deal of real sugar Pepsi and it said like five twenty five a carton.

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I'm like, wow, that's great.

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That is a fantastic price.

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Well, I go up there and it rung up and ate something.

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And so I pushed the help button and the kid comes over there and he's like, yeah, can I help you?

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And I go, well, I go, I'm pretty sure this said five twenty five.

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He's like, all right, we'll go do a price check.

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So he came back and he like looked really kind of timid and kind of flustered.

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He was like really gun shy.

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And he goes, uh, that's if you buy three of them.

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It's right. It's right there on the sign.

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Then he starts to explain it to me.

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So, you know, like if they have a pizza special to pizza place and, you know, if you buy two of them, you get one free or something.

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That's kind of what.

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And I go, dude, I go, I'm not arguing with you.

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He looks at me funny and he starts explaining it again.

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I go, it's OK.

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I said, I'll go ahead and buy it.

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It's fine. No argument.

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I said, I read the sign wrong.

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My fault. It's OK.

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And the look on his face was just like, what?

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This guy's not going to scream at me and demand the price that he wanted.

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And he kept looking back like there's some sort of a trick or something like I was going to call his his his boss or something.

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And go, that guy's a dick.

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You know, and I'm like, it's OK.

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I'll pay a couple extra bucks and it's OK.

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So I just I just thought that was weird.

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He's kind of like a dog that I'm not comparing him like he's a dog or nothing.

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Don't get me wrong.

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But remind me of a dog that you go to pet it like cowards, like someone's been hitting it.

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You know, that's the way this kid acted.

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Like people have been screaming at him so much that he really couldn't hardly tell me the news without thinking I was going to bite his head off.

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Felt kind of sorry for him.

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Like, geez, man, these people must be dicks.

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So anyhow, or a lot of them enough to make him gun shy like that.

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And I'm like, yeah, I'm not arguing with you.

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I'll go ahead and pay the price.

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I can understand.

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You know, yeah, people lash out.

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Yeah, they do.

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Other people are just doing their jobs.

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You know, yes.

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And I was like, man, I mean, the people he must deal with must be horrible because this kid, he was frightened in his boots just trying to tell me what the price was.

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So anyhow, I went in, got out there and came back home.

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And anyhow, we all had an ice cream and then I have my salad.

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So did my diet do any good today?

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Who knows?

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But I wanted an ice cream and I fucking have one.

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So there you go.

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So anyhow, that was pretty much my day.

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I planted the banana tree plant.

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Finally, I planted it in front.

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Hopefully it will do well there with the cantaloues.

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And I think it looked really good.

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Really bad.

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Geez, I had something else I wanted to bring up, too, but I can't remember what was.

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So I'm going to go ahead and go into the first third and maybe I'll think of it.

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But if I don't, I'm sure tonight at 12 o'clock, I'll wake up and go, oh, shit, that's what I wanted to say.

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Because that's what happens, right?

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We all do that.

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We all do that.

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Yep.

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All right, I'm going to go ahead.

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The newest trend in space saving technique when building homes are a space saving no hallway home.

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So newer homes in an effort to get more home usage out of the square footage of a new home is to leave out the hallways.

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Do you know that?

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No, I do not know that, but that kind of makes sense.

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It does, but I don't like it.

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You know, I buy a new overpriced home and I'm not having and I don't have any hallways.

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I scream bullshit.

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Even double wides have hallways.

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I would have to see the layout of it.

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Yeah, I mean, here's what I'm thinking.

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A bedroom goes straight to the kitchen and the kitchen goes straight to the garage.

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You know what I mean?

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To me, it sounds like it's so cramped up that you couldn't have any privacy.

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I just don't like the sound of it.

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Maybe it's fine.

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I would have to look at it.

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But the way I see it is it's all bunched up with no hallways.

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So you got like four bedrooms, three bedrooms stuck together and you paid the price for the new house.

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I'm saying put a damn hallway in there, but I don't know.

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Maybe it is better.

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Maybe the rooms are.

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Here's what I'm thinking.

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Okay, go ahead.

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I'm thinking if you take out the hallway, you could make the rooms bigger.

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Uh-huh, and have like two bedrooms on one side of the living room.

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Oh, bathroom and bath on the other.

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See, you know what, Rob?

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Okay, I'm just doing away with the hallway.

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Okay, Rob, you know what?

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And it would increase the size of your room.

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You just made sense of it.

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All right.

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I had all this stuff I was going to say against it.

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I'm just not going to go into it now because I was comparing it to like even a double wide has a, you know, even a single wide trailer has a hallway.

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But you know what, Rob, you're right.

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Not all the not all the bedrooms have to be stuck.

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You just block it off right there.

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Just pick doors.

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Yeah.

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And then you can maybe have more room for closet space in your rooms.

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You know what, Rob?

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You just changed my mind.

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You just changed my mind on that whole thing because I was dead set against it.

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So that's the way I only way I could see it being done.

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I'm sure that is what you said.

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I wouldn't like going from one room to get into another room.

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Yeah.

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Let's say you're knocking boots in one room and then I don't know the grandkids over in another room.

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Would you like feel very comfortable?

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You know what I mean?

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Oh man, gosh, I really want to do this.

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But man, the kid might hear because he's just like this one thin wall away.

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If you're a hallway away, you can probably be a little bit more comfortable doing that in the child not hearing or whoever.

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You know, maybe have a friend over or something, you know, but anyhow, and it's not just knocking boots.

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It's just privacy in general.

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So anyhow, I just I sleep better.

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When there's like a little bit of, I don't know, a little bit of cushion between me and anybody else, you know, besides my wife.

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So anyhow.

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OK, Rob, that would work right there.

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You putting it like that, that would work.

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So OK, I think I stand corrected.

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So all right, Travis and Jason Kelsey were contestants at the charity American Century Championship Golf Classic.

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A female spectator was drilled in the back of her great by an out of control attempted long drive by Travis.

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Have you seen that?

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Oh, no, I have not.

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She had a big old blood spot on the back of her noggin.

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Oh, yeah.

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It had to knock the piss out of her.

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And I'm not sure she may have had a concussion.

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I hope she went got checked because that thing looked bad.

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Look it up when you get a chance.

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I mean, it's a big old red spot.

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So I think maybe Travis should stick to throwing passes and dump golfing attempts.

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I mean, he would have had a touchdown pass added to his resume if that blind and deaf zebra didn't screw him out of the score.

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Remember that?

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Yeah.

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It would have had a touchdown, but that stupid ass zebra decided he wasn't going to he was going to screw him out of it.

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Kelsey should have had a touchdown pass.

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So evidently he can throw a football a hell of a lot better than he can drive a golf ball.

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So and you know, but so anyhow, I mean, you know, he would have had that touchdown pass.

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But, you know, the zebra screwed him out of it.

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So I'm offering up my noggin for a couple of selfies and autograph swag because that's exactly what he did is he went over there and he took some selfies with her.

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And I guess they drilled another guy, too.

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I think his brother, Jason, might have drilled a guy, too.

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So anyhow, they were like spending time doing selfies and giving him swag, autograph swag and stuff.

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So everybody left happy.

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You know, they had a big lump on their grape.

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But, you know, they were OK with it because they got selfies with Travis and Jason and they got all this swag that was autographed.

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And so the lady and the guy that got smacked with a golf ball were very happy.

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So anyhow, I thought it's pretty cool.

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So I'm offering up what?

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Go ahead.

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I think I would have to demand at least one hundred thousand.

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You know what?

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You're right. And I could just go buy some Travis Kelsey jerseys autographed online or something.

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Yeah. You know what?

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You're right. Yeah.

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OK. Take that back.

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If I get if I get drilled in the grape from Travis or Jason, I'm demanding a hundred grand in autograph swag and selfies.

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How's that? Yeah. Yeah.

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Otherwise, otherwise, I'll go get Mike.

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Do you have that commercial down there?

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I got this lawyer.

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No. OK.

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I don't have local TV.

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OK. Well, Kansas City TV.

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There's this guy here, Mike De Pesquale, I think is his name.

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And anyhow, he's on there all the time on daytime TV.

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I've got this slip and fall.

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I've got this.

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You know, I can watch.

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I got got this news app for my Roku.

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I downloaded. Yeah.

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And I can watch like local news anywhere.

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Oh, that's cool.

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All the Kansas City stations.

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Springfield.

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I could pick up stations in New York, anywhere I want.

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That's pretty cool, really.

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You get the local news.

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Wow. What is the name of it?

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If you don't mind.

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It's called Hey, it's called Haystack.

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Haystack.

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OK. All right.

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I'll look that up.

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All right. Let me put.

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Hang on.

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Hey, stack like in a haystack.

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OK. Hey, stack news.

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All right. Thank you.

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I got that written down.

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I will load that up later.

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That sounds good. I'd love to see other news feeds.

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Something's going on somewhere or I'm getting ready to go to Florida on vacation or something.

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You know, you could like get a read of what's going on.

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So that's cool.

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Yeah. All you have to do is download it on your smart TV or your Roku.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's cool.

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All right. Thank you.

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So anyhow, you know, I was offering up my noggin, but now I think I'm just going to have to call Mike after I get smacked in the noggin with a ball.

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So because he's got this anyhow, the Internet is all about us when a photojournalist captured a picture of a weasel catching right on the back of a woodpecker.

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It's pretty cool.

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Look at a weasel caught a ride.

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You know how small those weasels can be.

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It's a small weasel and he was riding on the back of a woodpecker.

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He was getting free airfare.

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Yeah.

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So anyhow, I mean, sea animals already had a natural Uber before us humans ever drummed it up.

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And they're free.

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I bet he got better service and more airlines.

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I bet he did too.

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He didn't get his pretzel mix like Southwest gives you.

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But anyhow, you know what?

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If I got free rides, I wouldn't give a shit if I got well, I don't eat that pretzel mix anyhow.

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I mean, you see, they all dig their hands in it and stuff.

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It's just nasty.

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And then the stuff they don't use goes back in the back in the bucket.

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No, no.

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Thank you.

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I know it's I know it's all, you know, it's individually packaged, but you've been through that whole airport touching everything.

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And now I need to tear that open.

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And then you either got to put your mouth around that foil bag to, you know, dump the and I don't like pretzels anyhow to dump them in your mouth.

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Or you got to take your hand that's been all over the airport and put them in there and dump them in your mouth.

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So no, no, no, and no.

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So, yeah, I would take a ride with a woodpecker with no problem if I could fit on one.

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So, OK, Taco Bell is opening.

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And it has a place called the Cantina's.

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It's an early retirement community.

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Taco Bell says its latest experiments, which will be located in San Diego, California, will highlight the leisurely lifestyle of a high end community.

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Cantina's will open its doors August 17th, inviting guests to indulge in early morning tea times, pickleball, arcades and plenty of other fun activities and swimming pools.

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And it's going to be like a big adult playpen.

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OK.

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And and of course, plenty of Taco Bell food to boot.

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And you can scarf down all this Taco Bell food from several different places there.

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They have these they have these kitchens everywhere where you can go get Taco Bell food.

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And it's like a big resort.

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This is not limited to certain ages.

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All ages are welcome.

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This is a place where all generations can relax and enjoy the easy life.

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One early complaint was they need more high volume heavy duty crappers.

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I can imagine that.

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Yeah.

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Bigger, heavier duty fart fans.

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Yes, yes.

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I bet you that was next after the heavy after they doubled the heavy duty crappers.

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I'll bet you the heavy duty fart fans were next.

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Yeah, that's real.

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I also read there are no negotiations to have Richard Simmons host the aerobics gym.

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But well, too soon.

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Yeah, too soon.

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I don't think the negotiation is good.

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Too soon.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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We ought to put him in the hairy asshole Olympics just because he's dead.

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That'll be our tribute to Richard Simmons, right?

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Yeah, yeah, we could do.

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He may not win, but we can at least enter him, right?

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Yeah, he does have support.

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All right, I'll enter him.

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I'll enter him.

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So there you go, Richard.

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Actually, I take I'm down.

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Oh, are you?

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Yeah, I think we're like five to seven or five to eight.

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I had a really good I had a really good crop, man.

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I just had a like a real a real I don't know, brainstorm about hairy ass people.

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And I was going way back like the Allman Brothers and stuff.

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I was just thinking, man, the Allman Brothers, you know, fucking Bob Dylan, all these all these people that had that were very hairy.

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And you even went John Lennon.

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I had John Lennon on mine, so I had to take him off because you said John Lennon before me when he was in his hairiest.

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So I went George Harrison, I believe, after that.

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Or if I didn't, I'm going to.

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So anyhow, all of them were very hairy.

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So, so anyhow, finally here, I am currently in the middle of the Glenn Hughes book.

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It's an autobiography.

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When I came about this story, this story is really.

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Gross, but funny.

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Day before his wedding day to his first wife, he was maxed Glenn Hughes.

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He was maxed out on coke.

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He was wearing a fancy robe at the venue and they were, you know, you know how all the families are in the venue and they all stay in different rooms.

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The bride and the groom have to stay in different rooms tonight before the wedding and all that stuff.

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You know, all these customs, right?

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Well, Glenn Hughes was apparently just fucking maxed out on coke because he used to be a coke head.

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You know, he used to be a drug addict really bad, but he's been reformed for like 25, 30 years now and he's been doing great.

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But back then, in that point in time, he was a junkie.

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So self admittedly, so allegedly and all that good stuff.

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He was wearing this fancy robe from the venue.

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It probably had like maybe Glenn or something engraved on it or a big G, right?

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So he thought he had to.

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He thought he had really bad gas, but it turned out to be explosive diarrhea.

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It went all the way up his back, he said.

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So he cleaned himself up in the shower.

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Yeah, he cleaned himself up in the shower and he couldn't figure out how to get rid of the evidence.

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He couldn't leave this big shitty robe with explosive diarrhea all over it.

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So he went out to the Rose Garden and he buried the robe.

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OK, it's like, oh, cool. Got out of it. No big deal.

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Nobody knows it happened. Great. Fine.

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Next morning, his dog went out to the Rose Garden, dug up his shitty robe,

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went in the middle of everyone having breakfast and shook shit all over everybody sitting down eating.

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With his robe.

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Wow.

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Is that not a horrible story?

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Yeah, it is.

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That bag here, boy, it's horrible, but it's funny.

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It's funny as hell, but man, can you imagine?

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And there's no getting out of it because it has like a big embroidered Glenn on it or a G or something like that or the groom.

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You know, it was a personalized robe that the venue had him wear the night, you know, while he was there.

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So this dog comes in with a big G on it or whatever or the groom and he shakes it and diarrhea is landing all over the place.

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I know. I just love the fact that Glenn's freaking out.

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Oh, what do I do? So he's coked out. He's like, oh, I'll go buried in the Rose Garden.

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No one will ever find it there except his dog.

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He even mourned you in the book and autobiography.

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Now, this next story is gross, so I'm just warning you.

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I was like, I'll be the judge. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gross.

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So anyhow, anyhow, that is the first third.

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So, Rob, do you got something you want to go into and then we'll go on a break?

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Yeah, I got one here.

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All righty.

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If you thought scoring Taylor Swift tickets was a bank busting endeavor, wait until you try to book a hotel.

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As Market Watch reports, tons of fans made plans to travel to Europe where it is easier and cheaper to nab tickets to Swift's The Heiress Tour.

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Finding a hotel or short term rental in the cities she's performing in has been a pricing nightmare.

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Availability and sparse and prices for rooms have doubled and quadrupled typical rates.

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And it's not just a European issue. The phenomenon known as passion tourism has hit the U.S. as well.

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Swift's The Heiress Tour makes its way to Indianapolis in November.

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And even though it is four months away, accommodations are already scarce.

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Visit Indy's executive vice president, Chris Gall, says that nearly every hotel room in the city has been snapped up with prices soaring to triple the norms of 2023.

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An estimated 87 percent of the concertgoers packing the 70,000 seats at Lucas Oil Stadium for each of the singers' three sold out shows are coming in from out of town.

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Gall says there's been an Airbnb search search that dwarfs those times to previous Indianapolis events.

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A 7,000 percent boost in searches compared to last year's data was the same time frame.

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This even outpaces the interest generated by the 2020 solar eclipse.

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Oh, wow. And that was a big deal, too.

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Yeah. So I had not thought about that until I read this, but that makes sense.

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People are trying to catch her and they've got to travel in.

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And yeah, I didn't think about hotels and Airbnbs.

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And now with this going on, everybody's going to make money in other Dublin, Tripplin, Quadrupling.

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Yeah. And that happens not just on Taylor Swift events and stuff like that, but here in Kansas City.

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This one, it was just used as an example.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I can tell you by personal experience, Val and I used to, but the prices went up so much because there's so much stuff going on in Kansas City anymore.

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But we used to book little staycations where we'd stay downtown in a hotel and we go eat somewhere around there and then just, you know, and just hang around the hotel luxury life, you know, maybe go down, get a couple of drinks in the lounge, maybe go next door or something.

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Right. We like to stay at the Crowne Plaza and the Lowe's, which are pretty expensive.

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But whenever now, I mean, it's like triple because usually there's something going on in town anymore.

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You know, they have all these conventions and everything. So if anything's going on at all, you can go ahead and expect that price to triple.

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And and people do it. People buy it.

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I mean, I'm just like, man, how the fuck can people afford this?

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You know, we're just like, you know what? We're just not going to do it because it's so high.

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And then on top of that, you have the exorbitant taxes and fees of hotels that they do, you know.

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So let's say you book one on Priceline, right? For Memphis.

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And it's or Kansas City. Let's say Kansas City. OK, I know Kansas City.

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But all of the big urban areas are like this. OK, you book one.

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And thank God. Well, I deal with Eureka Springs and people that own places down there, so they may not have some of the fees they have away around it.

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But here's what's going on. Like here in Kansas City, you'll let's say you get into the lows for one hundred thirty dollars.

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Great price for the lows. OK, brand new hotel overlooking six seventy in the skyline.

442
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Beautiful hotel. OK, you get a room there and it's one hundred thirty dollars by time you get done is close to one hundred eighty.

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And that's because of all the taxes and fees that they have tacked on to that price.

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And I'm talking about the the municipality. And it's the same in Kansas City.

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It's the same in St. Louis. It's the same in New York. It's the same in Wichita.

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Any place where they have a downtown environment like that, Wichita will probably be less.

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Omaha is less than Kansas City. Kansas City would be less than New York.

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You see what I'm saying? But all of them have these exorbitant fees and taxes that they tack on to that.

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And also rental cars is another one that they just jack the prices up with taxes.

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So people bitch it like enterprise and go, what the hell, man? You know, this this thing's two hundred dollars a day.

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It's like, well, no, no, no. Actually, it's eighty dollars a day.

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Everything else makes it two hundred dollars a day. You see, so it really hurts people and also hurts the travel industry

453
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because they tack on all these fees because they found a way to supposedly gouge the people from out of town and not the people that live here.

454
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:24,000
You see, right. So anyhow, well, we really, really, really, I don't know if they still do it down in Branson,

455
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:37,000
but I know when I was living down there, if you went to a show, a restaurant, a gas station,

456
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,000
you show them your ID and prove that you're a local, they give you like 10 percent off.

457
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:51,000
That is pretty cool. And actually, you get a lot more off shows.

458
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:58,000
10 percent. Oh, that's how you get like like. OK, this resort used to do that for us.

459
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,000
We stayed at your in Kimberley City, you know, where that's at right off 13 right down from Reed Springs.

460
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,000
That whole area they used to do that. Yeah. That whole county.

461
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah. Well, I used to go in there to the to the office and I think what was the lady's name?

462
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I can't remember the lady's name, but I like, oh, hey, you got any discount tickets and everything was discounted.

463
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:28,000
So I think what they would do is they would buy it, the hometown discount, and then give it to us for that price.

464
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Yeah. Yeah. I always wondered how they did that. Yeah. OK. So that's how they do it.

465
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:39,000
That makes sense, because I was always wondering. But yeah, even a gas station.

466
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Oh, really? You walk in to pay for your gas. And.

467
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,000
You just pull your your license out, say I'm a local and hand it to them.

468
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,000
They look at it. OK. You get like 10 percent off your gas.

469
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Wow. I'll bet you it's like getting your like I said, that's the way it used to be back in like 2001,

470
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,000
2003. You know, I don't know if they still do that.

471
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:15,000
They do that in Eureka Springs because one of the one of the waitresses at one of these places that we frequent

472
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000
said something about having a local fill up your gas tank.

473
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Go in and pay. That's it right there. They still they do it down there.

474
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Because I was I wasn't sure what she was talking about. I almost imagine Branson does too.

475
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Yeah, I didn't realize what she was talking about.

476
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
I'm just like, oh, OK. And then I was like, OK, well, I'm not sure what that meant.

477
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Now I know what it meant. It meant you get the hometown discount.

478
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,000
If someone around there is going with you, they go in there with their ID and go, hey, man, this is for me.

479
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
They knocked down 10 cents. OK. All right. OK.

480
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Thank you, Rob. That's a great story.

481
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000
And man, I appreciate that because I've been a victim of that many times,

482
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,000
especially when I go out of town to watch a concert, which I've been known to do.

483
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Nashville, man, we got in at the Omni at a pretty good price.

484
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,000
But by the time it was done, I think we got in for like maybe one sixty.

485
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:17,000
The Omni that overlooks lower Broadway, which is the main, you know, where Luke Bryant's and all that stuff is

486
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000
the Redneck Riviera and all that place. It overlooks all of that.

487
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Got in for like one hundred fifty dollars. But then by the time it was done, it's like two hundred and ten dollars a night.

488
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:33,000
I was like, geez. And it wasn't it wasn't a hotel. Yeah.

489
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah. And that was like the taxes and fees that they tack on to it because we are not hometown people.

490
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:46,000
And they just completely just devastate you with taxes because they can.

491
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:53,000
So anyhow, let's take our first break, which we're really late on. Imagine that, Rob.

492
00:34:53,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Yeah, imagine that. Yeah. And we'll be right back.

493
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Well, guess they finally figured out the microphone, idiots.

494
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

495
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:16,000
I should have never taught that damn dog how to read.

496
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.

497
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Real hilarity. You look like you smell like cheese.

498
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:38,000
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

499
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Whenever I mow my lawn, then I look back at the front yard and there's always a couple of blades sticking up.

500
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Are those the blades of grass that were smart enough to duck?

501
00:35:51,000 --> 00:36:00,000
I may never know.

502
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:08,000
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

503
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Break. Shit. House. Energy drink. That's right. Break. Shit. House. Energy drink.

504
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Make men and women grow. Two-upper malls. Who wants to fuck shit up?

505
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Run a full-scale across America. Break. Shit. House. Energy drink. Or you.

506
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Please enjoy Break. Shit. House. Energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere.

507
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Because liability issues.

508
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Hello. This is Satan. You might know me from my pet name. Inflation.

509
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:51,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

510
00:36:51,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.

511
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:07,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

512
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:17,000
If you melt dry ice in a pool, can you swim without getting wet?

513
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:33,000
I may never know.

514
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:39,000
We are back. Two Douchebags in Microphone. I'm Mark.

515
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
And I'm Ron.

516
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:49,000
I got an email from Ronnie. From Tulsa. And this one's pretty easy because you didn't need any heads up on this.

517
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Now the next one, I'll give you some heads up on. Because he kind of alluded to the next question and kind of set me up for it.

518
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
But anyhow, I don't want to go into it right now. So you and I will talk about it later.

519
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:08,000
You'll need a little preparation for what kind of a question it is. But this right here is pretty simple and easy and forward.

520
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:21,000
He wanted to know if we only could eat one food for the rest of our life. What would it be?

521
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Cheeseburgers.

522
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:30,000
You got mine. That's exactly what I said too. And here's why. Not a... Go ahead.

523
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Oh, it's just something I could eat meal after meal. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

524
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Think about it. Cheeseburgers, you can put chili on them. You can put barbecue on them.

525
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,000
You could put anything you want on them and actually have another meal inside a meal.

526
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I know people that put the Jack Stack BBQ beans on burgers. They're great. Put spicy pickles.

527
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Plus you get the bread. Any vegetables you put on there like lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles.

528
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Yeah, you could put french fries on them. Anything. You could make a steak burger.

529
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000
You could put a steak on top of there and throw some A1 sauce. Yeah.

530
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:24,000
You and I think alike on that. Exactly alike. Because that was the first thing I thought was cheeseburgers.

531
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Then I kind of thought about pizza. I'm like, no, no, it wouldn't be the same.

532
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Yeah, that's where I first went. No, no, no. I got to go with cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers.

533
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I'll eat cheeseburgers anytime. Yeah, me too. And that is Ronnie's pick too. Is cheeseburgers.

534
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:48,000
So, oh, by the way, by the way, Ronnie didn't ask us this question, but Ronnie agrees with you.

535
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
He thinks there's Illuminati and he thinks it's called the Illuminati.

536
00:39:52,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yes, but there are different other organizations. Yes, that's what he said too.

537
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000
They're not the same, but they have a lot of the same people.

538
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Mm hmm. Yeah. And the only reason why I know that is for my friends is let's get to the bottom of that.

539
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Which is a fantastic podcast. And when you get done here, you should go over there and check out their podcast.

540
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,000
It is phenomenal. I love it. And like I said on the last one that hasn't been released yet,

541
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:33,000
I had my choice of what kind of podcast I was going to do. This is pretty much my baby from the start.

542
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000
I got with Topher and said, would you like to do this with me? And he said, sure.

543
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:45,000
And he was really good and instrumental in finding the best way to distribute it and all that.

544
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Topher is just an excellent person and he is the best guy to start this up with because he had so much knowledge about this.

545
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:58,000
So I had my choice because I was pondering stuff and I was thinking, you know,

546
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000
is either going to be conspiracies theories or dick jokes? And I went dick jokes.

547
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:08,000
But you'll hear this on the on the podcast before this because I went into a little bit more detail.

548
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:16,000
So this stuff is right along my lines. And like I said, in August I will be in their studio as a guest.

549
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,000
And we're going to cross pollinate with them. And you can hear me there.

550
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000
And hopefully I think maybe we can call Rob, depending on what time of day it is and all that.

551
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000
And maybe Rob can chime in chime in too. So we will see what happens.

552
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Yeah, it depends on what time of day. But from what I've been hearing,

553
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
it kind of sounds like they do it more in the evening like we do.

554
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Then that would be perfect. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Not positive.

555
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000
But I know there's been a few times they did it more in the evening.

556
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Well, we'll figure it out. We'll work with each other and we'll figure it out because we really want to get this done.

557
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:02,000
We really want to do the cross pollination. We already are. And I'm not kidding you.

558
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,000
If I didn't know the people and I listened to the podcast, I would be listening to it anyhow.

559
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:14,000
But I know Jason, I don't know the rest of them. But if I didn't know Jason, I would still listen to this thing because it's so good.

560
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
And they're very informed, very educated, very organized. They are really, really good at what they do.

561
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,000
And anyhow, this was my first stream was that. And then I decided to go into dick jokes.

562
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,000
And because of my love for this type of radio that doesn't exist anymore, which I explained in the last podcast.

563
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:40,000
So, you know, if you haven't heard it, when you hear this, go back to the last one and I'll tell you exactly everything about why I chose to do it like this.

564
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:46,000
And then when I went with Rob, Rob agreed with me. First, Topher said, yeah, I think we should do that.

565
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:54,000
And then when Rob came aboard, we both remember I talked with you and you're like, yeah, you said, yeah, that is what we need to do.

566
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:02,000
So anyhow, that's what we do. That's what they do. And they're and they're really good at what they do. And we're really fair.

567
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
What we do. No, hopefully we're getting there. We're getting there. Yes.

568
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Our numbers are just insane right now. So, you know what? I think we're doing something wrong.

569
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:22,000
You know, all this insecurity I have about, you know, not being as talented and not sounding as good, you know, and I'm talking about production wise and everything.

570
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:29,000
I don't know if it matters. People seem to really be catching on and really telling people and really enjoying the show.

571
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:37,000
So maybe the stuff I was worried about. Yeah. Maybe the stuff I was worried about, I drummed up in my own mind out of my own insecurity.

572
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,000
So but you know what? Time will tell. We're not there yet where we need to be.

573
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:49,000
But we're getting there in leaps and bounds, which I didn't expect. And I don't think you did either, did you?

574
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:56,000
No, I did not. Not not this fast. Yeah. So.

575
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:03,000
We have people just come out of the woodwork, man. Seriously.

576
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Well, I've been talking with my friend. He is he was in radio.

577
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Like regular radio. I've known him for a long time. Really good guy. Really down to earth guy. Doesn't really like the industry or radio at all.

578
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:28,000
But that's how he makes his living. Now he's in podcasting a division of podcasting of this parent company.

579
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:38,000
And anyhow, well, he's kind of afraid he's going to lose his job, actually, because they're like all these big corporations are cutting so many heads anymore.

580
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000
But he was the one that told me he said, you have that many people interacting with you. And I'm like, yeah.

581
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000
He goes, I know radio shows have been around 20 years. They get like two emails a month.

582
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000
I'm like, what? He goes, yeah. He goes, you have that many people actively participating.

583
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
You're keeping an audience and you're keeping them engaged. I'm like, really?

584
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
He goes, yeah. He goes, whatever you're doing, you're doing it right.

585
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:16,000
And he has listened and he has gave me some criticism, which I enjoyed. And he's right on it. And I'm trying to stop doing some of those things that he pointed out, like the ands and the ums and the OKs and stuff like that.

586
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:28,000
He said that that's not good. It sounds. And when I went back and listened to it, I was like, yeah, I sound really like I don't know what I'm doing.

587
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:37,000
I understand that. Yeah. He had some other in-depth stuff back in school, you know, in English class.

588
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:48,000
They when you get up and they teach you how to give a speech, they tell you what don't be saying and and all, you know, all that.

589
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Yes. And he also understand that. He also taught me this thing called the flow.

590
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000
The flow is where you come up on a high and then go to a low and then you go back up on a high.

591
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:06,000
You're supposed to stop on the high spot, wait a little bit and then go on the low spot. You know what I mean?

592
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
It's kind of the way it's kind of almost like I don't know, like an algorithm thing.

593
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,000
He said that kind of like the dramatic pause thing.

594
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:21,000
There's people like Paul Harvey that perfected the dramatic pause.

595
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000
You know, he would he would make his point really quick, then he would stop.

596
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah, yeah, I see what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah.

597
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And but this isn't quite what he's talking about, but it's so long, the same lines.

598
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:40,000
And then Paul Harvey would simply go today and let you let everything he just said soak in.

599
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
And then all of a sudden it's coming to you. Oh, my gosh, that was brilliant.

600
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Well, he's already off there. You know, I mean, he's already stopped.

601
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
This is something like me saying, then probably sounded like hell.

602
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,000
But anyhow, this is some stuff that he gave me some pointers on.

603
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000
And I don't want to go into any further than that because some of this is his personality.

604
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:08,000
And I want to give him away because he's afraid that he might get in trouble because we are a podcast.

605
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Right. Right. Right. He doesn't know for sure, but he doesn't want to find out the hard way because, you know,

606
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
I mean, all these radio industries are just like getting just decimated.

607
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
People aren't getting offered contract. Yeah.

608
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:28,000
I mean, even the top hosts, the people that render the best audiences, the best P1s, all this stuff,

609
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
they're not even getting offered contracts. Nothing.

610
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Just kind of like, oh, hey, my contracts up. Yeah. OK.

611
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000
But look, I'm number one in all the demographics. OK. They don't care.

612
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
They they're not going to pay for somebody. They're not.

613
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:49,000
They're they just want a bunch of jukeboxes, I guess, with someone telling you the weather in between.

614
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000
And then they're doing 50 stations while they're telling you the weather.

615
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:59,000
So anyhow, anyhow, I rambled on on that. I apologize.

616
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Rob, you got something you want to go into? Yeah. All right.

617
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:11,000
How about 10 of the country's biggest stars not in the Grand O'Lough?

618
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Hmm. OK. George Strait.

619
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,000
That's right. The king himself is not a member.

620
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Now, before you shake your head too much, Strait was offered membership, but declined.

621
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:36,000
OK. You have to be in Texas and you have to make a commitment to perform a few times a year at the Opera House.

622
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000
And it just wasn't something George was willing to do.

623
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,000
I could see that. Next. Yeah. Yeah.

624
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I mean, he wants to stay in Texas. You know, God bless him.

625
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:56,000
He's tired of traveling. Yeah. I think that's great.

626
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Yeah. But it's a shame he's not part of it.

627
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Yeah, I don't mean it like Ed. I mean, it's great because he doesn't really care.

628
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
He could get a lot more. I don't know. I don't know.

629
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Like he needs publicity. But anyhow, you know, yeah. Anyhow, go ahead.

630
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Next. Miranda Lambert.

631
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:26,000
In short, all that could be deciphered here is that Lambert doesn't play the opera enough

632
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:32,000
and hasn't really expressed an interest in becoming a member.

633
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:39,000
OK. Chris Stapleton.

634
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Even though he's playing the opera for the first time 11 years ago on September 24th, 2013,

635
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Stapleton is not yet a member.

636
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Well, real quick here, if you allow me to interject a second here, Rob.

637
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
OK. Yeah. Straight in Stapleton. I don't know about Lambert.

638
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:04,000
I'm not sure how big she is, but those two don't need any promotion.

639
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000
They sell out Arrowhead.

640
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Oh, Miranda Lambert's the same way. Oh, she's the same way. OK.

641
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Well, that's part of it right there. Oh, God. She's a superstar.

642
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Then she doesn't need it.

643
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
You know, she's up there with fake pill and all this.

644
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Oh, I didn't. OK. I didn't know that. I'm not like that.

645
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Yeah. Very well versed on the land.

646
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,000
I knew she was married to Blake Shelton. That's really about right.

647
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000
And they're divorced now.

648
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Yeah, I knew that. But that's about all I knew. OK.

649
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,000
All right. Go ahead. OK.

650
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Cody Johnson. Maybe it's because he lives in Texas, but Johnson has played the opera multiple times.

651
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:59,000
It's his debut in 2017. It seems as though the entertainment of your nominee should be a part of the history.

652
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
But as of today, he is not.

653
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Hmm. OK. Is he huge like that, too?

654
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Yeah. Yeah, he's big on the chart. OK.

655
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Here's one I know you'll know.

656
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Dwight Yocum. Oh, yeah. Yeah. OK.

657
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:30,000
The only defining reason to be found here is that Yocum does not perform at the opera enough to be worthy of an invite.

658
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Maybe he has an expressed interest, but as one of the biggest performers of the 1990s, his name should be in the books.

659
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,000
OK.

660
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Next, Faith Hill.

661
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
She's huge. Yeah.

662
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Yeah. This one seems a little confusing.

663
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Again, no one can really say why the performers are or are not members.

664
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:10,000
But with the role Hill has played in Chopper Music, the operie was almost assumed.

665
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,000
You know what they say about assuming, though?

666
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
That makes an ass out of you and me.

667
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Yeah.

668
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Next, Hank Williams Jr.

669
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000
I get that, too.

670
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Maybe family history has something to do with this exclusion.

671
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Very well.

672
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Hank Williams was a member and then had his membership revoked for alcohol abuse and not showing up for his performances at the opera.

673
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:56,000
No public word has been said, but maybe that has influenced Hank Jr. to not make becoming a member of the operie a priority.

674
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
I understand that.

675
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Well, plus, uh, it's alcohol abuse and drug abuse, you know? Maybe they don't want us to do it.

676
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Ah, yeah, yeah, that could be.

677
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Actually, that's a pretty good, probably a pretty good, um, um, put together there, a pretty good reason.

678
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:22,000
So, okay.

679
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Yep.

680
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Okay, yeah, I could see that.

681
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Uh, next, Jason Aldean.

682
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
I know his name.

683
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Go ahead.

684
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Oh, yeah, he's had that controversial song here, here all about.

685
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Uh, I forgot what it was.

686
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
What happens in a small town.

687
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and people thought it was.

688
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
It's a sick name.

689
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah.

690
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
It's a sick name.

691
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Mm-hmm.

692
00:53:53,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Uh, here again, it's safe to assume that Aldean just hasn't made enough appearances at the opera to be deemed worthy of an invite.

693
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:10,000
He made his debut in May of 2005, but has yet to receive the honor.

694
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Okay.

695
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Uh, next, Luke Bryan.

696
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000
This one is certainly baffling.

697
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Mm-hmm.

698
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Bryan has been on the books and performed at the opera every year since his debut on the stage.

699
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:36,000
It seems he supports the opera, but hasn't received the invite.

700
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Okay, wow.

701
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
That's shocking, too.

702
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
That is very shocking.

703
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Yeah.

704
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:52,000
And finally, Anya Tucker.

705
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:59,000
As a personal note, anyone who performs horseback at the opera should probably be a member.

706
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:08,000
She made that history in 2023, and despite all that she has done for and influenced Kepter music,

707
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:18,000
she took a hiatus from the opera from 1982 to 1997, thus possibly explaining her absence of membership.

708
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Okay.

709
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000
And that is all on that.

710
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Wow.

711
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
That was a pretty interesting list.

712
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
It really was.

713
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I mean, a lot of them I see, but some of them...

714
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
I thought it was two when I read it.

715
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Some of them kind of caught me off guard, too, to be honest.

716
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000
I was like, what?

717
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
So, okay, cool.

718
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Thank you, Rob.

719
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Let's go ahead and take our second break, and we'll be right back.

720
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
That sound good?

721
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Sounds good.

722
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Alright.

723
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:35,000
At age 30, you spin a mock, celebrating birthdays.

724
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

725
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

726
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Real hilarity.

727
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Every sock you wear is slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

728
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Two thimble dicks in a crash cart will be right back.

729
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in...

730
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

731
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Now it's time for pick-up lines from a loser.

732
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:11,000
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cucumber.

733
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000
What, what, what, what?

734
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

735
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Well, that new Hanson CD is just a laptop.

736
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Uh-huh.

737
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Hey, look, I think we found land.

738
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Oh, my God, I think we're safe.

739
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Oh, no.

740
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
It's the island of horrible jokes.

741
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
What the hell?

742
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Oh, Lord.

743
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Why did the bicycle fall over?

744
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Because it was too tired.

745
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Mm-hmm.

746
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Now, from the makers of the Who-Mit-My-Asshole Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Fuzzle.

747
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000
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748
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:02,000
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749
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,000
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750
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Hey, St. Louis, the other side of our glorious state.

751
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Thank you for listening to Two Deuce Bags and Microphone.

752
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
We salute you.

753
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Love you guys.

754
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Two Deuce Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

755
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
And I am Rob.

756
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Hey, Rob, do you hear that?

757
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
That is...

758
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
I think I hear a little something.

759
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Yeah, it's angels and trumpets, Rob.

760
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,000
You hear that now?

761
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Now I'm hearing them.

762
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Yes, yes.

763
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
They're very loud and proud today.

764
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
You know why, Rob?

765
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Do you want to know why?

766
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Why? Yes, I do.

767
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Are you familiar with Turkey Hill Ice Cream?

768
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Yes.

769
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah.

770
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:13,000
When I first saw it, I thought it was, I got to admit, I thought it was going to be garbage because I didn't consider Turkey Hill a really good sounding name for ice cream, right?

771
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Yeah, I never did either.

772
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Yeah, I was like, you know, Bluebell I can get, Breyers even, you know, it's a name.

773
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Blue Bunny I can get, you know, all these other names, Reese's, you know, all these names you could go, OK.

774
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,000
I get it, even Belfonti here in Kansas City.

775
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:37,000
It's an interesting name and it's like, OK, Belfonti Ice Cream sounds like it would be OK.

776
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:46,000
But Turkey Hill, I was not a fan of it because of the name until I got some, it was on sale and it is some of the best ice cream available.

777
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Do you think so?

778
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Yeah, I actually, I think it is.

779
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
It is really creamy and smooth.

780
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
One of my favorites.

781
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,000
They use really good ingredients in it.

782
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
I can tell you that right now.

783
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,000
It is very good ice cream and it caught me by surprise.

784
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Well, you know what they did, Rob?

785
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,000
And this is why you hear trumpets and angels.

786
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:16,000
They came up with seven new flavors for the summer because they love us.

787
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,000
And this is proof there is a God.

788
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,000
So first one is brownie butter cookie dough.

789
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Oh, oh, my gosh.

790
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Oh, wow.

791
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,000
I hear angels and trumpets so loud I can't even hear anything.

792
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000
Oh, it's angelic.

793
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
It's like out of this world.

794
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
It's so celestial.

795
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
It's oh, man.

796
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Oh, yes.

797
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:56,000
But then just in case you're not a brownie batter cookie dough fan, which I would then call you a communist and tell you to leave my site.

798
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Maybe you like cherry chocolate chunk.

799
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Yeah.

800
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Yeah, that sounds good.

801
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
I'm not a cherry person.

802
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
OK, well, I am.

803
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
So I think that sounds good.

804
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Not as good as brownie batter, but it sounds good.

805
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:18,000
The next one is now they do have a mint chip, but don't confuse this as a mint chip.

806
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Their mint chip is fantastic.

807
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:27,000
This is a mint chocolate cookie ice cream.

808
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000
That sounds good to me.

809
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
That sounds good.

810
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
That sounds crazy delicious.

811
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
So all right.

812
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:47,000
The next one would be an ultimate cookie overload, which I would think is probably like the Dairy Queen special they have with like I think it's called like a cookie mashup blizzard or something like that.

813
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000
And they put like chips, a hoy type of cookies.

814
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
They put ginger snap type of cookies.

815
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
They put snickerdoodle.

816
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000
You know, they just pull a bit of everything hodgepodge it in there.

817
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Well, I think ultimate cookie overload is probably in that same realm of a product, you know, as you take five different types of cookies.

818
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
And smash them into ice cream.

819
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
So I think that sounds pretty good, too.

820
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:15,000
So then buttery Southern pecan pie ice cream.

821
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Oh, wow.

822
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Doesn't that sound great?

823
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I hear angel.

824
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000
What's that?

825
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000
The angels and trumpets are so loud.

826
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
I couldn't hear what you said.

827
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000
What do you say?

828
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
Did you say something?

829
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,000
I can't hear anything.

830
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
All I hear is angels and trumpets.

831
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Huh?

832
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Are you there?

833
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Hello?

834
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Hello?

835
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Hello?

836
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
OK, I guess I'll go along with the next one.

837
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000
OK, cool.

838
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
OK, they kind of quieted down to let us talk.

839
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Thank you, angels and trumpets.

840
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Well, they're not done yet.

841
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Chocolate peanut butter cup ice cream.

842
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
What?

843
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Rob, are you there?

844
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Hello?

845
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Hello?

846
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Hello?

847
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Oh, my God.

848
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
You're killing me.

849
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,000
And then finally, Rob.

850
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Salted caramel chocolate espresso.

851
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Oh, my God.

852
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000
I'm not going to have any teeth left in my head.

853
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
I am crying, Rob.

854
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
I am crying because I'm so happy.

855
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:20,000
I'm crying.

856
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,000
I'm seriously going to be looking for some of these.

857
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Yes, and they're all good.

858
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000
They should be out right now because they're here for summer.

859
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
And I have a suspicion if people really buy the hell out of one,

860
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,000
they'll keep it around.

861
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Why not?

862
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
That could be what they're doing.

863
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,000
It could be.

864
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000
Nice little experiment coming up with summer flavors.

865
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,000
And then all of a sudden, a couple of them do really well.

866
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
They're like, you know what?

867
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
You guys like it so much, we'll go ahead and keep it.

868
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
And everyone's happy.

869
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,000
So anyhow, that was all seven of them.

870
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:55,000
And yeah, I am in tears right now.

871
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:00,000
So Rob, we turn to you.

872
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Typically, when Patrick Mahomes comes to the Kansas City Chiefs training camp,

873
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000
he's all busy.

874
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:11,000
But this year, it sounds like he's planning to have a little bit of fun

875
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:15,000
when he's not putting in work on the field.

876
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Cool.

877
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:22,000
According to Jonah Morgan of Aflon Sports,

878
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Patrick Mahomes is bringing a television camp with him for the first time

879
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:33,000
in his entire career in order to keep up with coverage of the upcoming

880
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Olympic Games in Paris.

881
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
That makes sense.

882
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,000
And do a little bit of gaming.

883
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:46,000
A little bit of gaming, okay.

884
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:51,000
The Starfield General is entering his eighth career training camp,

885
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,000
and this will be the first time that he is bringing television with him.

886
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:02,000
He does this so he can keep up with everything that is happening in the sports world,

887
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,000
as well as getting into gaming.

888
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Mahomes has already established himself as one of the most accomplished

889
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000
quarterbacks in the history of the game.

890
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Yep.

891
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000
This early in his career.

892
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:23,000
But he's earned the right to have a little bit of fun time during training camp.

893
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Very cool.

894
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Yeah.

895
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,000
He is such a sports fanatic.

896
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,000
You know him.

897
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,000
He could be all business when he needs to, you know.

898
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Well, I mean, one of the things that makes him so good is because of his exceptional

899
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
wanting to win attitude.

900
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,000
I mean, he doesn't take anything lightly.

901
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,000
He doesn't take anything for granted.

902
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:57,000
And, you know, he knows how to motivate other people.

903
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
I mean, he's like the perfect athlete.

904
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:03,000
And another thing I love about him is he's a fan of all sports.

905
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Doesn't matter what it is.

906
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Yeah, he's like nuts about it.

907
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:12,000
So him watching the Olympics does not surprise me at all because he loves

908
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
competition, obviously.

909
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
He loves watching competition.

910
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,000
And that's one of the things that fuels him into being one of the greatest ever is

911
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
that type of mentality.

912
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:27,000
The want to with a lot, a lot, a lot of natural talent and skill.

913
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,000
So put all that together and you got one hell of a quarterback and plus a really

914
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
good person.

915
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000
So.

916
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Yeah.

917
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Yeah.

918
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Anyhow, I've got something here.

919
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:42,000
African elephants call each other and respond to individual names.

920
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:47,000
Something that few wild animals do, according to a new research published Monday.

921
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:53,000
The names are one part of elephants, low rumbles that they can hear over long

922
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
distances across the savanna.

923
01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Scientists believe that the animals will would complex social structures and

924
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,000
family groups that separate them from other species.

925
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:11,000
And they can reunite often because of the sounds, because they actually call

926
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
each other by individual names.

927
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,000
So in other words, this goes on to say some other stuff, but I'm just going to put

928
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:21,000
it into perspective right here and just put it into me and you talk because it's

929
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,000
got like three paragraphs and it's all really good.

930
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
It's all really good information.

931
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,000
They didn't blather on about nothing, but here's what it's saying.

932
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,000
OK, like you and I are in a crowded room, right?

933
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000
And the only way to get your attention is to scream Rob.

934
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
OK.

935
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Right.

936
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:43,000
And I could be like going, and you just be like, I just sound like everyone else.

937
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:48,000
But the thing that distinguishes you, me wanting to get a hold of you is the fact

938
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,000
that I called out your name, right?

939
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Right.

940
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,000
OK.

941
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Well, that's what elephants do.

942
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:58,000
They call out the names because they have different elephants and different

943
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000
families.

944
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,000
And you know, if there's danger, they can call each other.

945
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,000
So let's say that one of the elephants name is Billy.

946
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:12,000
So Billy's mom is over there in their area and Billy went out, I don't know,

947
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,000
to gather, who knows, you know, whatever elephants do, go find something to drink

948
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
or something, whatever.

949
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,000
And all of a sudden, they, you know, there's like there might be a lion out there

950
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,000
somewhere or a couple of them or a pack of them, however they kill them, you know.

951
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,000
So, you know, they go Billy.

952
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:32,000
And then he knows that they're yelling at him to get back to them.

953
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Does that make sense?

954
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000
Did I describe it OK?

955
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,000
Yeah, yeah, I understand what you're talking about.

956
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,000
Yeah, I mean, I think that's incredible that they figured that out.

957
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:47,000
And I also think it's incredible that these unique creatures are that smart.

958
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,000
So, hey, that's pretty much it.

959
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Like I said, I could write, I could read a lot more of it, but there's really not

960
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000
a reason to.

961
01:08:55,000 --> 01:09:01,000
I mean, you know, they call out each other's names and it's their complex,

962
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:07,000
intelligent creatures, and they also remember when they've been done wrong.

963
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:11,000
People that kill elephants for their tusks, the remaining elephants have been

964
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:16,000
known to go stomp them to death in their tents.

965
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:22,000
So, yeah, for real, they do this.

966
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Like they kill one of their tribe there, you know, they're all, they have their

967
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:31,000
family and one of them wanders off and the people there, the natives of that,

968
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:35,000
wherever they are, kill one to grab their tusks to sell.

969
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,000
And the other elephants took note and they're like, those people over there

970
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:44,000
killed our son or our cousin or whatever, and they will go stomp them to death

971
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
in their sleep.

972
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Happens all the time.

973
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
So, there you go.

974
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:55,000
Hey, Rob, we turn to you once again.

975
01:09:55,000 --> 01:10:00,000
All right.

976
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:05,000
The worst repo man in Los Angeles is back.

977
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Sorta.

978
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Okay.

979
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:15,000
Almost 40 years after its original debut in 1984, cult classic repo man,

980
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:22,000
finally getting a proper sequel from original writer, director Alex Cox.

981
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000
Okay. It's a sequel. It's not a remake.

982
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Right.

983
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,000
It's a sequel.

984
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,000
I'm all for that.

985
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Variety reports that the movie title of repo man to the wages of beer is backed

986
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,000
by Buffalo eight production and stars T.

987
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000
W.

988
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:49,000
Gordon and the lead role of Otto played by Emilio Estes in the original.

989
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:57,000
According to variety, the film picks up after Otto has ordered his trusty 1967

990
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Chevy Malibu to journey across the attendees of time and space.

991
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:13,000
And that time he is aged exactly 90 minutes.

992
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Okay.

993
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:20,000
The first recently spoke to Alex Cox for an upcoming feature repo man.

994
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:27,000
And while he didn't mention the sequel, he did discuss his previous attempts at

995
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:34,000
continuing the story of Otto and bud Cox originally planned to release a direct

996
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:41,000
sequel titled Otto's Hawaiian holiday.

997
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Okay, cool.

998
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,000
When's it when's it coming out? Does it say?

999
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
No, it does not say.

1000
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:51,000
Well, I'm gonna keep my eye open now that I know the title of everything.

1001
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,000
I'm gonna keep my eye open because I want to see that because it's the same guy

1002
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,000
that's doing it.

1003
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:00,000
And it's a sequel and not one of those stupid remakes where they got to make

1004
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
everybody different.

1005
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
So excellent.

1006
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
I love that.

1007
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000
Cool.

1008
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
There.

1009
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
There is a new battle going on.

1010
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
Remember the mayo on on a hot dog?

1011
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000
Yeah.

1012
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:23,000
Well, now people are using fancy mayo and I guess it's like truffle mayo and

1013
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:27,000
some other types of mayo and people are like really getting intricate with these

1014
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:31,000
different types of mayo that are that they're using on a hot dog.

1015
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,000
And there's a huge battle because now the people that like mustard are going

1016
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:40,000
further and saying, well, why don't we go ahead and try some brown or grape

1017
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:45,000
poupon mustard or some sort of fancy mustard, you know, to put on this now

1018
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000
because they're going fancy with mayonnaise.

1019
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,000
So now I think the next thing is ketchup.

1020
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000
But I don't know how you dress up ketchup.

1021
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,000
I mean, and this is stuff like this on the Internet.

1022
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,000
People fighting and bickering over what's the best condiment to put on a hot

1023
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
dog.

1024
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Right.

1025
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Yeah.

1026
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,000
And I've done this what I don't know, three or four podcasts ago.

1027
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,000
So now the big scuttlebutt on the Internet is is OK.

1028
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:12,000
It's not just mayo, but it's truffle mayo or it's avocado mayo.

1029
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:17,000
It's one of the new variations that people are saying should go on your hot

1030
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,000
dog.

1031
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:22,000
So then the mustard people fought back and said, well, we want to use this.

1032
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:28,000
I don't know, a brandy mustard or one of the fancy brown mustards, a sweet honey

1033
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
mustard.

1034
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,000
So now it's like a big fight.

1035
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,000
So the ketchup people aren't even in this.

1036
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:37,000
But I have a feeling they're going to come back with like maybe an alternate

1037
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,000
like barbecue sauces because those are close to ketchup.

1038
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Right.

1039
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000
Yeah.

1040
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Yeah.

1041
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000
And this probably means nothing to anyone else.

1042
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,000
But I follow this shit and I think it's funny because people are dogging each

1043
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,000
other on their tastes and making fun of them.

1044
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,000
And it's just it's a lot of fun to me to watch this stuff.

1045
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:59,000
But anyhow, so Rob, you got anything?

1046
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Yeah, let's jump all over this.

1047
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,000
All right.

1048
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:13,000
Singer songwriter, Ingrid Handrus, whose performance at Major League Baseball's

1049
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,000
homeroom derby was labeled the worst national anthem ever.

1050
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Oh, yeah.

1051
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:24,000
And is checking herself into a rehab facility.

1052
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:29,000
Have you heard it?

1053
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,000
No, I have not heard it.

1054
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000
I've got it here in front of me.

1055
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:40,000
It's not the worst thing ever, but you can kind of tell that like something's going

1056
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000
on.

1057
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
OK.

1058
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
I mean, come on.

1059
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000
I remember the Roseanne Baller one.

1060
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Oh, yeah.

1061
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,000
Yeah, that was.

1062
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Yeah.

1063
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,000
That was.

1064
01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:02,000
In a message posted across social media accounts, the 32 year old wrote, I'm not going to

1065
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000
bullshit you all.

1066
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000
I was drunk last night.

1067
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:11,000
I'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help I need.

1068
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000
That was not me last night.

1069
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:18,000
I apologize to Major League Baseball, all the fans in this country.

1070
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:22,000
I love so much for that.

1071
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,000
I'll let you all know how rehab is.

1072
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,000
I hear it's super fun.

1073
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
OK.

1074
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:36,000
I'll go back and listen to it later.

1075
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:42,000
It's not the worst thing I've ever heard, but you can tell that something is going on

1076
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,000
like that.

1077
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,000
I mean, you could tell.

1078
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,000
And that's why she came out and said I was drunk.

1079
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,000
She's going to rehab and all that.

1080
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Real quick, though, we love Patrick Mahomes.

1081
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000
We love Travis Kelsey.

1082
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000
We love Chris Jones.

1083
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000
We love Andy Reid.

1084
01:15:55,000 --> 01:16:01,000
All probably every one of them, including Chris Jones, Hall of Fame players.

1085
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Right.

1086
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:07,000
When it's all said and done, they'll be in they'll be in Canton, Ohio.

1087
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000
So, OK.

1088
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,000
Hall of Fame players.

1089
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:17,000
But here's a sure shoe in off of the Royals that is going to go to Cooperstown, New York.

1090
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000
And I got to give Sal Perez some love.

1091
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
He's a nine time All-Star.

1092
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Four times silver slugger.

1093
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000
Twenty fifteen world title.

1094
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:33,000
Twenty fourteen second almost two outs away from beating the Giants and going back to

1095
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,000
back.

1096
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:41,000
But Sal Perez is still sparking a team.

1097
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,000
He sparks a team and he commands excellence from a team.

1098
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,000
He is such a good player.

1099
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:52,000
He still catches at thirty five and and his he is not descending at all.

1100
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,000
He still is on his best game.

1101
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:58,000
And a lot of these games that the Royals have been winning that they normally wouldn't win

1102
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:03,000
because, you know, their team their team is also they had four All-Stars, which is unheard

1103
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:10,000
of in ever since we had the 2015 World Series, you know, champions.

1104
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:15,000
Anyhow, they had four All-Stars and they got a good nucleus for a young team.

1105
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,000
Bobby Witt Jr.

1106
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,000
I guess I'm giving the Royals some love too now.

1107
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
Bobby Witt Jr.

1108
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
Because I checked out of baseball the last few years because I'm so frustrated with it.

1109
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,000
But Bobby Witt Jr.

1110
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,000
They signed him to a huge contract and he's going to be around Kansas City for a long time.

1111
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
And Sal Perez is going to end his career here.

1112
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:36,000
And Salvador Perez is going to be a Cooperstown first ballot guy.

1113
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:41,000
And he might be the best catcher ever by the time it's all said and done.

1114
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:46,000
But we don't give him enough love because the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes and Kelsey are that good.

1115
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:51,000
So I just wanted to go, hey, Atta boy, I still looking at you and I know you kick ass.

1116
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,000
And a lot of people know you kick ass.

1117
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Sal Perez, you're fucking awesome.

1118
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000
Keep it up.

1119
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,000
You're going to be in Cooperstown and you deserve to be.

1120
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:06,000
So anyhow, you got anything you want to go into or you want to wrap the bow on this bitch and call it good?

1121
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,000
Yeah, I got one more I can do.

1122
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,000
All right.

1123
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:14,000
It's touching on political, but it's not about the political side.

1124
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
It's about this other part.

1125
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,000
Okay.

1126
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,000
You know, Jack Black's band, Tenacious D.

1127
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000
Yes, I know the story.

1128
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,000
Go ahead.

1129
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,000
I love this.

1130
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000
Okay.

1131
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,000
You understand what I was saying there.

1132
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,000
It's political, but it's not about the political.

1133
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,000
It's about the band.

1134
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,000
No, I agree with Jack Black.

1135
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000
A thousand percent.

1136
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000
So go ahead.

1137
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,000
I do too.

1138
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:47,000
Actor and comedian Jack Black canceled the ongoing world tour of his band, Tenacious D.

1139
01:18:47,000 --> 01:19:00,000
On Tuesday, after his bandmate, Kyle Gass, made a highly inappropriate remark about Saturday's assassination attempt against former president Donald Trump.

1140
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:10,000
Gass received backlash after he was asked to make a wish for his birthday during a show in Sydney, Australia on Sunday.

1141
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:17,000
The day after Trump was shot in the ear and another man was killed at a rally in Pennsylvania.

1142
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:21,000
And two people in critical condition, let's not forget them.

1143
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,000
Yes.

1144
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:26,000
Don't miss Trump next time, Gass remarked.

1145
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:39,000
In a statement on Tuesday, Black announced the cancellation of the rest of the band's tour and claimed he was blindsided by what was said by Gass at the show.

1146
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:45,000
I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence in any form.

1147
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:58,000
After much reflection, I no longer feel it is appropriate to continue the Tenacious D tour and all future creative plans are on hold.

1148
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:04,000
I am grateful for the fans for their support and understanding.

1149
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Gass also released a statement on Tuesday apologizing for his highly inappropriate remarks.

1150
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,000
He's good. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

1151
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:25,000
The line I improvised on state Sunday night in Sydney was highly inappropriate, dangerous and a terrible mistake he wrote.

1152
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:30,000
I don't condone violence of any kind in any form against anyone.

1153
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:37,000
What happened was a tragedy and I'm incredibly sorry for my severe lack of judgment.

1154
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:48,000
I profoundly apologize to those I've let down and truly regret any pain I've caused.

1155
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:52,000
He's got to go sit in the corner for a couple of years.

1156
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,000
Bottom line. Yeah.

1157
01:20:54,000 --> 01:21:05,000
You don't ever, ever, ever champion violence and especially the assassination of any public figure.

1158
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:10,000
I agree with Jack Black 100%. He is absolutely correct.

1159
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:30,000
And I totally agree with Jack Black. And now if Jack Black was to get another member, then he'd go do a show and people are going to hold this against him.

1160
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,000
Yes. Yes.

1161
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,000
Or the band. That's not fair.

1162
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:41,000
Jack Black's a comedian and also he's in movies. He doesn't need tenacious do to make money.

1163
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:46,000
So he can say see you later that all he wants and he's fine.

1164
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:53,000
And this is something that did not come out of his mouth. So I can't blame him.

1165
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:58,000
No, I can't either. And I support him 100%. I think is the right thing to do.

1166
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:02,000
And I've always liked Jack Black and now I like him even better.

1167
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:06,000
Yeah. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. 100% agree.

1168
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:09,000
And that's a great story to end this on right here.

1169
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:13,000
So Rob, thank you. I'm glad you got to that because I was not going to get to it.

1170
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,000
And I don't know why, because that is a great story.

1171
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:24,000
And Jack Black is he did exactly what he needed to do. And I applaud him.

1172
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,000
So anyhow. All right.

1173
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:31,000
Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas.

1174
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:39,000
Love you guys. Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1175
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:45,000
And with that being said, now that we said hello to our Dodge City friends like we normally do,

1176
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:49,000
everybody, thank you for joining us and have a great evening.

1177
01:22:49,000 --> 01:23:03,000
Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes.