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I'm Mark.
And I am Rob.
Hey Rob, how are you doing tonight?
Oh, just tired like normal.
We've been busy.
Real busy.
Very cool.
Hi.
And I can thank the country for buying jet skis.
Yeah.
Jet ski trailers and double jet ski trailers.
They're out of the roof right now.
They're keeping me open, man.
That's good.
We've got flying out the door.
That's excellent.
Well, what's up?
I'll tell you what's up.
I'm going to go to the
air base.
It's post-COVID.
Everybody's getting back to normal and everyone's making up for the time they missed.
That's just my thought.
That's what I think.
So anyhow, that's good.
It's good for you.
It's good for everybody.
It's good.
Also, here's what I'm thinking too.
Gas prices the way they are.
Yeah.
More people could afford to fill up jet skis than they could fill up a boat.
You're right.
They may still have a boat down there on the lake, but it ain't moving.
The jet skis are moving.
I got what you're saying.
Yeah.
For the price of gas.
Oh, gosh.
Especially on the marinas.
Marinas are what?
Six a gallon?
Yeah.
They're like at least a dollar more.
Usually, yeah.
As I remember, at least a dollar more.
Sometimes two bucks more.
Yeah.
It's a trip off because what are you going to do?
Stop, go back to your dock, drive somewhere.
You probably had a couple of pops.
Go get some gas three miles down the road.
Come back, put it in.
You're just going to go, okay, I'm going to pay that $5.50 a gallon.
What the fuck?
Right?
Yeah.
So anyhow, I get it.
We got it.
Well, I got an invite.
And anyhow, I had this through Iheart.
And I don't know if you got an invite too, but I don't think they really know your email
or anything.
I got to ask Topher and see because me and his name are still on the podcast, right?
Yeah.
And anyhow, I can't take it off.
Because I think Topher has to.
I think he has the passwords and all that.
But this is why you may not have gotten an invite.
But we got an invite to this club of podcasts at Iheart Radio.
It looks like a pretty cool deal.
And it's where people exchange information about their podcast, what they do, what they
say, where they are.
And from what I understand, it's pretty cool that they choose you to do this.
They don't do this for everybody.
So yeah.
So I guess our listenership is up enough to where they kind of looked over and said, you
know what?
Let's send them an invite.
So I thought that was pretty cool.
Nothing that we do is going to change or anything like that.
And you know, it's still going to be.
Yeah.
But they're kind of looking at us.
And I don't know if that means anything at all.
I have no idea if that means maybe potential advertising.
I know it means networking where you let other people know, you know, kind of like what we're
doing to let's get the bottom of that podcast, which is a fantastic podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I love it.
And I talked to Jason the other day and I am going to go on his show in August and we're
going to cross pollinate each other's show.
So if you like, if you like conspiracy, I can't wait to hear.
Yeah.
When you like, if you like conspiracy, maybe we'll give you a call if they have the tech,
if they have the technology, I'll see if they can't give you a call and we can all talk.
That sound good?
I think they do.
OK.
Yeah.
They have people call in.
OK.
And I think I think he's still like different people call in.
OK, good.
That's cool.
All right.
Well, we'll figure it out.
So anyhow, and I've got something a little bit later on that I need to address of why
we do what we do, because it's really good question because a lot of people know me very
well.
A couple of them came up to me, actually three of them.
And anyhow, I'll get in a little bit later.
So Coke has just announced its new Olympic themed Coke flavors, Coca-Cola Gold Medal,
Sprite Wrestling Wild Cherry, Fanta Balance Beam Blast, Minute Maid Pole Vault Punch and
Minute Maid Long Jump Limeade.
This is cool.
I get the gimmick, but I think the powers at Coke missed out on one hell of an opportunity.
I mean, that would be Ass Funnel Coke or Fanta or Sprite, right?
Remember the report on the last podcast, the Ass Funnel?
You know, they they.
Yeah, they took Marjorie Rita's and funneled them through a chick's ass.
Well, I mean, why couldn't Sprite, you know, when Fanta and Coke do that, they just call
it like Ass Funnel or if they want to be even more kid friendly, it could be butt funnel,
butt funnel Coke, butt funnel Fanta, butt funnel Sprite.
You get what I'm saying, Rob?
Doesn't that make sense?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's just in style now, I mean, this video got millions of hits.
So I mean, I think there's an interest in butt funneling anything, right?
Yeah.
So I think they missed out on that.
But OK, you know, millions of hits on YouTube means it must be good.
So anyhow, the celebrity the celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Nevada, had a sour
turn as Jerry Rice entered a verbal spat with Casey Chiefs reporter from StarCave Media,
Kansas City.
The reporter recorded himself asking Rice whether Chiefs had a good enough receiving
corps to win again this year.
Rice initially ignored the question, but the video cuts a few moments later with two Rice
approaching the reporter calling him a fucking asshole.
Another video obtained by TMC says the two going back and forth where Rice can be heard
saying I will fuck you up.
Casey is still bitter over the Chiefs beating the 49ers in the Super Bowl.
And look this up, man.
He's being a real dick.
I've always liked Jerry Rice.
He seemed like a decent guy, but I sore losing.
He's not even playing on that team.
You know, I know we beat him two times in the Super Bowl.
Yeah, that's got to kind of suck.
But still, you know, the guy was asked a legitimate question from one of the best wide receivers
ever.
I don't get it why he was so pissy about it, but whatever.
So I mean, Jason Kelsey retired and became their biggest fan.
Rice should embrace the rumor that Rashi Rice is indeed his grandson and root for him, right?
I guess all the all the all the fake publicity or whatever the rumors about him being related
Jerry Rice, Rashi Rice isn't true that they know of, right?
So yeah, he needs to embrace and go, yeah, this is my grandson and I'm going to wear
a chief's jersey with Rice's number on it, right?
That's that's how you say, buddy.
Yeah, hell yeah.
You know, I mean, I admit at least Montana was a chief for two years and might be comforted
and knowing when the 49ers were thrown his 37 year old carcass out, the chiefs at the
time liked rehab projects because they did.
They had Steve Young and they said, get out of here, Montana.
We don't give a shit what you did.
We don't think you're going to do anymore.
The chiefs got him for two years.
So you know, you know, I don't think Montana's probably better.
He may root for the 49ers a little bit more than the chiefs because he played for them
a lot longer and won championships with them, but he did not with us.
But I'm pretty sure he still thinks in the back of his head.
These fucks threw me away for Steve Young.
Just a thought.
Come on, Jerry, switch sides.
The water's warm over here.
We're ready for you, Jerry.
Yeah.
Come on over, man.
Chief's kingdom is waiting.
Come on, Jerry.
Sit on my lap.
Come on.
All the stars are there, Jerry.
Yeah.
I mean, we're welcoming you.
We're welcoming you to the Kansas City chief's kingdom.
So come on, Jerry.
Come on over.
Yes.
You need a Fanta or something?
I can go get you one, Jerry.
You know, maybe sandwich.
Okay.
Anyhow, recently a poll came out about the NFL's unhappiest fans.
The poll went as such.
Number one unhappy fan base is the Atlanta Falcons.
I think that's pretty obvious.
They went to one Super Bowl and was kicking the shit out of them.
And then halftime and then third quarter comes up and New England comes back and kicks the
shit out of them and takes the trophy.
And this was right after their owner started dancing on a sideline like they'd won.
So I understand that.
Yeah.
I'd be pretty bitter to number two is our beloved Kansas City chief's fandoms.
Number three, and I'll have more to say about that here in a minute.
Number three is Seattle Seahawks.
I would have to agree with that.
I know some Seahawks fans and they are rather bitter.
The whole Russell Wilson thing going to hell.
Steve Carolley.
No, not Steve Carolley.
Pete Carroll leaving.
No, I understand.
They got some frustrations.
You know, at least they did go to two Super Bowls and they won one of them.
So anyhow, let's see Seattle.
Number four is the Buffalo Bills fan base.
And yeah, and I could tell you why they're so frustrated.
You can look at number 15 in Kansas City and you can see why they're so frustrated.
If it wasn't number 15 in Kansas City, they may have a trophy or two.
But the thing is, is he's a guy that cannot get past, at least not yet.
We'll see if they will.
So anyhow, number five is the Dallas Cowboy fans.
Yeah, I mean, you hear him talking.
You think they won 30 Super Bowls in a row.
And then you look at.
I think they have every right.
Yeah.
So anyhow, I can I can speak for the chiefs, even though I don't really trust a poll like
this.
We the chiefs fans are unhappy because we never get to watch our guys in the Pro Bowl
and we never and then we have to take a vacation day in the middle of February for the victory
parade and then the extremely high ticket prices.
Yeah.
So yeah, that's why we're better.
That's why we're unhappy is all of those can watch our guys in the Pro Bowl.
We have to take a vacation day in the middle of February to stand out there on Grand Avenue
in the cold.
Yeah, it's great.
Victory parade, but at the same time.
So we're probably are a little unhappy about that, but pretty happy about everything else.
The extremely high ticket prices that you get with the team of the elite.
And that's the way it is.
And you know, the best team in the NFL, three out of five years is why all of that exists.
So you can call it better.
You can call it unhappy.
You can call it whatever I call it, winning and the price of right.
Right.
All right.
Death Valley reached a horrible milestone.
The forecast of one hundred and thirty degrees will be the hottest temperature ever recorded
in America.
Oh, could you fucking believe it?
I mean, they have the record so far.
Yeah, I know.
I think this is your.
I think it's like twenty four, one twenty four or something like that.
It was in the lower 20s.
Yeah.
I think this year we might find out cactuses have their limits as well.
I'll bet you it's so hot that cactuses die.
So we'll see.
Mount Everest has reported 40 tons of trash and at least 30 dead people.
This has led to the.
Yes.
People go up there, climb the mountain, leave their trash and then people die doing that.
And people aren't going to go up there and retrieve a body and bring them back down.
It's too far.
So you have to try.
They could pick up their trash.
Yes, but they don't.
Because why?
They're shitty human beings that do this.
That's why.
So and then what I'm saying is the one is the one that leaves the trash and then die.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe they are related to the body.
They ain't going to pick up the trash.
Yeah, maybe they were like carrying around a trash bag.
Then they died.
Then the trash bag went in the wind.
That could be very easily.
OK, all right.
I'll take that.
That might be the balloons hitting in Korea.
It could be the shit balloons.
Yeah, that could actually be Mount Everest trash floating over a tank.
I'll bet you it is.
You know what?
I'm going to check into this and I will have a full report on the on the seventh show of
this week.
OK, that sound good?
All right.
Good.
All right.
Full report.
Two pages.
Anyhow, OK, 30 dead people.
This has led to the closure of the mountain.
OK, here's what I'm thinking.
OK, go ahead and let people climb the mountain.
But with a couple of rules.
One, they have to retrieve three bags of trash and one dead person.
That's how you solve it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can climb the mountain, come back with three bags of trash and one dead person and
everything's fine.
Other than that, keep your ass on the flat.
If you can't do all that, then you don't go up there.
All it takes is just a little thought.
Right, Rob?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, everybody needs to pitch in.
Yeah, that's right.
Remember those old trash containers that had the guy like throwing a bag or something,
a waddle up bag into the trash can and said, pitch in?
Remember that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We could put that like on a couple of signs on your way up and they go, oh, yeah, yeah,
I remember that pitching guy.
Hell, hell, yeah.
I'll do that.
So now just in time for Labor Day, a brand new Tony Iommi photo book, not phone book,
photo book is up for sale to the public.
What does this have to do with Labor Day?
Absolutely nothing.
I can think about of, but it's the next closest holiday.
So buy one for Labor Day.
So I mean, I could say for Christmas, but how far off are we?
Oh, I got it.
Five months.
Buy one for Christmas for somebody or a couple, read them and you'll have it read by the time
Christmas rolls around and then re-gift it.
That's what you do.
That's called using your noggin, right Rob?
Yeah, sounds good.
Well, yeah, that's a brutal idea.
And I've got one more thing here that I'd like to say.
Will this apparent assassination attempt maybe quell the fever pitch of insults and accusations
from both sides?
Do you think maybe it's a moment of clarity?
Think maybe they're going, okay, this has gone too far.
Maybe some good lessons can be taught from such a cowardly and despicable act.
I certainly hope this can be a time of reflection upon us as a nation as supposedly carrying
loving humans, right?
Right.
Rob, I turn to you.
Okay, this goes to Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.
Oh yeah, yeah, yep.
The base, yep.
Fort Leonard Wood's family and morale welfare and recreation will host Gary Sinise and the
Lieutenant Band Band live in Converse on July 26th at Gerrard Field.
I love Gary Sinise and I love his band.
He is so patriotic.
But anyhow, go ahead.
The band, which is now a Gary Sinise Foundation program, uplifts and celebrates our nation's
defenders and their families and the date has performed more than 560 concerts around
the globe.
Gates open at 5 p.m. with the Lieutenant Band Band taking the stage at 7 p.m.
That would be cool to watch.
The concert, yeah, it would be.
The concert is free and open to those who have access to Fort Leonard Wood.
Very cool.
The Lieutenant Band Band, founded by actor and humanitarian Gary Sinise in 2003, is a
co-band known for its energetic performances and support for those who have grarically
served, including military, veterans, first responders, and their families.
And after Sinise's iconic character, Lieutenant Dan Taylor, in the Academy Award winning film
Forrest Gump, which recently celebrated its 30th anniversary on July 6th, the band boasts
morale on military bases at home and abroad and raised awareness to benefit concerts across
the country.
Awesome.
Gary Sinise is so-
I would love to see that.
I would too.
And he does so much for military veterans.
He is such a great guy.
He's not your typical Hollywood type snob, allegedly.
Yeah, and that's only an hour from here, but I don't have access to the base.
Yeah, yeah.
That would be very cool to watch though, wouldn't it?
Yes, it would.
I don't think he does this for money.
I think he only goes to military bases.
It's all charity.
Yeah, it's all charity.
Yeah, I don't think you'll ever catch him- For the families and the people.
That's great.
You'll never see him at the Uptown.
You'll never see him at the Ozark amphitheater, none of that.
Because he's not doing it for money.
He's doing this for charity to help veterans.
That's like the USO.
Yes.
Yeah, you're right.
He's just like that.
And I respect that guy so much.
And especially to be that level of a star in Hollywood and to still be untouched or
unscathed or skewed.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, so anyhow, thank you Gary Sinise.
You're a hell of a guy.
We appreciate it.
Yes, you are.
Thank you.
You want to take our first break and we're going to come back with a little something
that is what I alluded to at the first of the program.
People that know me really well had a couple of questions and I'm going to go ahead and
answer them right now on the podcast because I think they probably need to be answered.
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Two douchebags and a microphone.
I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Alright, well, some people that know me very well know that I am a conspiracy theorist.
I love conspiracy theories.
I always make up my own in my mind of what could have happened.
My mind races all the time and I enjoy that type of a thing.
And I was, there's two things I was going to do if I did a podcast.
It was either going to be a conspiracy or related podcast or it was going to be humor.
And I decided to go with crude humor but here is what I would like people to know and I
even had an email about this too.
So anyhow, so you know I love conspiracy theories and my mind goes all over with what could
be.
So I had several people that know me very well over the span of two plus years doing
this here train wreck.
Why in the world would you decide to do a crude humor comedy themed podcast?
Let me start by saying this.
I already have a good theory on that Trump would be assassin but this is not for the
show.
This is not the show for that.
But I already have a theory on what it was.
I already have a conspiracy about what it is.
But that's not what we do here.
In August I will be appearing on the podcast that us here at Two Douchebags in Microphone
Love.
Let's get to the bottom of that.
It is a fantastic podcast.
They are a conspiracy podcast and they go into it.
They go into everything.
They're not afraid to touch it.
They are.
They are clever.
They are educated and they are really good at what they do.
So if you get time check them out.
I guarantee you will love that podcast too.
So here is why I decided to go the route I did because everybody knows that I love conspiracies
and they're like why don't you do that or sports.
You're such a sports guy.
So I got a lot of that.
It's like why did you decide to do that type of radio or not radio but that radio type
that thing of the past or whatever.
So anyhow I always loved FM, Morden Radio.
I remember way back listening to Dick and Jay on KY102 and the Theater of the Mind they
did so well.
They faked remotes.
They faked driving to other cities in Missouri and really set a perfect example of how Theater
of the Mind should sound like.
There was Dr. Domeno, Stan Freberg and then you had local ones that did a really good
job at Theater of the Mind too like Von Mack with his all night rock and roll cafe.
Do you remember that Rob?
Yes, I do remember that one.
Yeah, he used to take requests and it sounded like he was in a cafe.
You hear people back there ordering.
Hear dishes being passed around.
Coffee being served.
It was really cool and that you knew wasn't true.
You knew it wasn't an all night cafe where he was at.
But it was so good that you actually had the feeling like he was there.
And Von Mack took requests.
You could call up there and go, hey, I want to hear this.
And they go, yeah, yeah, Mark is really bored and he's sitting, I don't know, sitting in
his back room.
Everyone else is asleep and he wants to hear this.
And he was really good at it.
I think he's still around.
I don't know.
Anyhow.
So his all night rock and roll cafe was really good.
I enjoyed the humor of the person you couldn't see, but you knew what he looked like in your
mind, right?
Remember you developed what this guy looked like in your own mind.
Right.
Yeah.
And I always loved that.
So even when I saw some of them on remotes and they didn't look one ounce what I dreamed
up, when I went home and listened, they were still in my mind what I thought their voice
looked like.
You know, I remember I saw Dick Wilson.
I'm like, what?
I love the guy.
Love the guy.
But he does not look like what he did on the air to me.
No, no, he does not.
So you know, yeah.
So anyhow, you know, whenever I went and listened to them, they still looked like what I thought
they should look like according to their voice, which is very cool.
Also kept with the times, the Randy Miller and his skits like the Mission Hillbillies
and the Plaza Patrol.
That was really, really good radio back then.
It used to keep me entertained.
I used to laugh and go, man, how do these guys do it?
How they keep coming up with this cool shit.
Especially Mission Hillbillies.
Oh, that was funnier than hell.
That was hilarious.
It was.
Yeah, it was perfect.
And it was perfect for the times because that's when they had those those the mission cops,
I believe, was it?
No, no, no, that's a Plaza Cops.
OK, the Plaza Patrol was the Plaza Cops that were going around on bicycles.
Anyhow, I got it a little bit mixed up, but it was great.
So anyhow, Max Floyd and company doing crazy skits.
If there was something weird going on, is usually Max Tana and Moffat that were behind
it.
They were really good at what they did and they they hold a part of it.
But really in my formative years like Dick and Jay and Randy Miller were the ones that
really, really got me early on.
And yeah, I thought they're great.
So you know, so then I I admired a lot of syndicated shows.
I get them whether they were in Kansas City or not.
I would find a way to get them.
OK, so anyhow, so the syndicated shows that I really love was like Bubba the Love Sponge.
I would have to catch him on the Internet because he was never in Kansas City.
The closest he was was Wichita and some independent station.
And you couldn't hurt it was like an AM thing, I think, and it really wasn't that.
But anyhow, we couldn't get it here.
I listen to Man Cow a lot and Bob and Tom and I thought they all did great radio.
Bob and Tom was the lesser of them for me because that was like, I don't know, too
too controlled.
They what they do is great.
But I mean, you know, they'd have like a bit, a bit, a bit than a than a comedian come on.
It was still good, but it wasn't up there like all the people I just spoke about.
But I would listen to him.
I did enjoy it.
So anyhow, Johnny Dare had some really good radio as well.
So in this very primitive and probably not nearly as talented podcast, we as in First
Topher and I as in now Rob and I tried to salute the brand of that show that has been
destroyed by huge corporations and decimated and kicked off and disgraced and what have
you.
I really hope we can fill some of that void.
And I really hope that people enjoy it.
Look, we're not nearly in my opinion, we're not nearly as talented as those guys.
And also, we don't have nearly the setup.
I mean, this is a very primitive operation we have here.
And it does show.
And I would say I would like to think that some of our stuff is somewhat original and
somewhat funny.
And I hope that this fills a void of stuff you don't get anymore.
So that is why I decided to go into this type of crude humor.
And if you notice, we're not really that crude anymore.
Whenever Rob and I are talking, we kind of came to a happy medium.
Yeah, we came to a happy medium.
The bits are going to be crude.
They're going to be crude.
All of those are.
Yeah, there's going to be a lot of crude ones.
And some of them are going to be thought provoking, whatever.
But we think we've come to a happy medium of a little crude, a little safe, a little
anything, whatever.
So anyhow, that is why I decided to do this.
And we really enjoy doing this.
And I hope you do too.
Judging by our numbers, I would say a lot of people feel the same way.
So thank you.
And I've got to get back on that I heart thing and see what's all available.
It's really cool.
It's a big networking thing that they extended an offer to us.
So that's pretty cool.
Anyhow, Rob, any questions about that at all?
Is there any questions that you want to ask me about the whole thing?
No, no.
I don't have any.
Yeah, I mean.
I understand that it was you and Topher.
Yeah, I ever most of everything's in your in your guys' names so far.
So I'm going to be working on that because I think you deserve to have your name up there
with us.
I mean, it could be a three way bill, whatever.
And Topher still contributes to the show, too.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah.
And we welcome anything that he can put out.
The guy is so nice.
He sent me a mic stand yesterday in the mail for my studio.
That's how cool he is.
Yeah, and it's actually for my guitar, you know, to where you can play and hear yourself
really well.
But it can also be doubled up if I need to for a podcasting mic, too.
But so, so cool of him.
He's great guy.
I'm going to meet with him tomorrow.
We're going to have our coffee and we're going to bullshit and motherfuck everybody.
We can get around.
So anyhow.
OK, Rob, I'm glad that you, you know, you don't have a like, you know what's going on,
you know?
I just like it and all that.
OK.
All right, Rob, we turn to you.
All right.
I was thinking of you on this one.
OK.
Four rock songs with commonly misunderstood meanings.
This is going to be good.
Is this is this American songwriter?
Yes, it is.
You love me, Rob.
Without a doubt, you love me.
Oh, OK.
Got it now.
We'll slow on the ball tonight.
Sorry.
OK.
First up, whether you were around to hear this Bonnie Tyler hit in the 1980s or not,
you're probably at least somewhat familiar with the opening vocals and telltale piano.
Totally clips of the heart is the power ballad of power ballads.
And many simply think it's about lost love.
It definitely is.
But it's also about vampires.
Huh?
That threw me for one.
Songwriter Jim Steinman came to tune for his musical Dance of the Vampires.
Steinman said that the song was intended to be a vampire love song and that the title
was originally Vampires in Love.
The Broadway show was an unfortunate flop, so the song went to Tyler.
To this day, it's still the biggest hit of her career.
Mm hmm.
Huh.
That.
It was meant for a play and it flopped, so they got given to Bonnie Tyler.
OK.
I thought it was just about lost love, like you said.
So anyhow.
Yeah.
Oh, I read.
Yeah, that was the first show I read.
Oh my.
Yeah, I did not know that.
I found that surprising, but anyhow, cool.
Uh, Justin what?
Just like heaven, by the cure.
Oh, OK.
Just like heaven, it's one of the best love songs of all time.
It's loaded with Robert Smith's unique brand of poetic lyricism and the song is about a
little more than just being in love.
According to Smith himself, the song was inspired by a makeout field trip he took with his then
girlfriend, now wife, Harry Poole.
The earworm lyrics, show me, show me, show me how you do that trick, boast a double meaning.
They alluded to Smith's love of performing magic tricks to kids, as well as a seduction
trick as an adult.
We don't need to dig deeper into that.
OK.
Yeah, that one, yeah, it probably could have sounded different for that one, but anyway.
Oh well, you know what, it was OK, so.
OK, then my son, Stan Wilson, once said that he expected the band's big hit, Closing Time,
to become a song used by bartenders around the world.
That being said, the lyrics were actually more about being physically born than they
were about bartenders kicking out their patrons at the end of the night.
My wife and I were expecting our first kid very soon after I wrote that song, Wilson
said.
I had birth on the brink.
I was struck by what a funny pun it was, the bounce from the womb.
OK.
You know that song Closing Time?
Yeah, I've never once heard that at a bar and I've been like ordered to leave many bars
because they were closing.
Have you ever heard that at closing?
Well, you would think that that's what it'd be useful, but yeah, that's not even worth
the song tape.
It would kick out the womb.
OK, all right, that makes more sense.
A lot of people have always figured it was Closing Time at a bar, you know?
All the bars I used to frequent in Westport, they shut off the music and told you to leave.
So you didn't get to hear a leaving song and it used to piss me off because it's always
like we always got to the jukebox that I started controlling, you know, I got through an hour
of the bullshit Madonna or whatever, you know, and then my stuff would come on and all of
a sudden, a half hour later, they cut right off in the middle of Dio and time to go.
And I'm like, oh, man, this sucks.
So yeah, go ahead, Rob.
OK, finally.
American Girl by Tom Petty.
OK.
Everybody knows this hit, 1977 Tom Petty classic, and some conspiracy theorists believe that
the song was secretly inspired by the suicide of a Florida girl.
I've heard that.
I think I have, too.
I was thinking about that.
I think I did hear something about that.
Yeah.
Well, Petty himself put the room at risk in the book Conversations with Tom Petty by saying
it was just not at all true.
The Heartbreakers guitarist Mike Campbell also noted that the song is simply just a
really beautiful love song.
OK, that could make sense.
Yeah.
OK.
I don't know.
There was no conspiracy about that song.
It's just a really beautiful love song.
I never knew that.
Now I do.
Now I know American Girl could have meant something else, but I guess it didn't.
I'll have to look up that because I forgot.
I remember hearing something about that, too.
And I think I did, too.
Yeah, I think I kind of believed it there for a while.
So anyhow, we have some mass paddling, so you want to get to some mass paddling after
the break?
Yeah, sounds good.
Yeah, I mean, there's just.
I don't have enough energy.
Well, the good thing is we don't have to paddle them right now.
We're just deciding to paddle them.
So we'll get to paddle them later when you have more energy.
So all right, we'll be right back in a minute.
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Oh no, there's a strong argument that says, you know what, let's just go to ground zero
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Hello, this is Satan.
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags
and microphone by a nice warm fire at night.
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.
Enjoy.
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.
Oh wow, look, the Wayne Newton Channel was the highest rated network.
Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.
And I am Rob.
Did you guys get very much rain there today?
Well, it started about 830 this morning and it rained pretty good up till about noon and
then it rained a little bit again between 330 and 4.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
It came down pretty good.
Okay.
Ours came in about, I don't know, seven or eight in the morning and probably, I don't
know, lasted a couple of hours.
Some places got a lot and some places got none.
I was just wondering.
Okay.
Anyhow, I have some ass paddlings, Rob, and they all deserve it.
So once again, we go into this for the newer people that may not know how this originated.
So these are invisible ass paddlings because myself and Rob are invisible, but it started
with me and Topher, the first co-host.
Okay.
So Topher and I was walking along on a beach.
We're on vacation and our toes in the sand.
The sun was coming up and our hair was being blown back lightly by a light gentle wind.
And we're walking along talking, but we were not holding hands like Rob and his brother
keep insisting.
We were not.
Two men can have- Hey, hey, hey.
Don't argue with the Duke.
Two men can have a tender moment without it going that far.
So we're walking along and suddenly I stubbed my toe and I'm like, oh shit.
I look down and then Topher looks over and goes, dude, that looks like a genie's bottle.
I'm like, no fucking way, man.
It's just like it's a night train bottle or something.
Walk over there and there's a cork in it.
I'm like, wow, dude, this looks like a genie bottle.
He goes, oh, no shit.
So I popped the cork.
Out comes a genie.
He was a really condescending genie.
He could not stand us, you could tell, but anyhow, Topher and I are like, hey, hey, we
get three wishes and he rolls his eyes.
He goes, no, you guys watch way too much TV and he's rolling his eyes at us.
He couldn't stand us, but he had to grant us a wish.
He said, you get one wish, one wish only.
So far you guys, I would think wisely about the wish I pick.
World peace, environmental stuff, save the will, something.
Save the icebergs.
And Topher and I looked at each other and then we went to the genie.
We won't be invisible so we can paddle people's asses without them seeing us.
The genie sighed.
He rolled his eyes and he goes, very well.
So once a month we are granted special permission by this genie to turn invisible and paddle
people's asses.
The paddle is fantastic because it's a replica of old Sparky that was used at Cast Midway
to correct us evildoers in school.
And there were quite a few times I felt the power from old Sparky.
Last I knew old Sparky was retired and hanging up in the trophy case next to our state championship
cups that are in there or whatever, whatever you want to call it.
So anyhow, this is a replica of old Sparky and old Sparky had holes in him.
It was a long gated piece of, I don't know, probably hedge.
It was such hardwood.
It was horrible.
So anyhow, that long paddle to ensure extra extra might when it impressed upon your bottom.
So that is what we're using and it's not nice.
So anyhow, okay, the first one on our list to get an invisible ass paddling is of course,
it's got to be the Trump shooter.
Okay.
I mean, you take and try to kill somebody and a former president, someone running for
it again, you know, anybody.
You need a nice ass paddling, but he's dead.
So how you want to handle that, Rob?
Do we like grab him out of the casket and spank him or what?
I kind of want to since he was such a disrespectful little shit.
Yeah.
I don't know if we could morally get away with it.
Maybe we could sneak into the.
No, they wouldn't even know it was us.
That's right.
We're invisible.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's sneak into the cold room.
They could sneak in there at night.
Game on in the casket when nobody's around.
That's what we'll do.
Hey, but we got to do it before they bury.
Yes.
And let's switch them around to where his ass is showing instead of his face.
Of course.
Yes.
All right.
The next one that gets an ass paddling is Jerry Rice.
Sorry, Jerry, but you'd be a dick to a chief's reporter and threaten him and all that.
You get an ass paddling.
And I'm thinking maybe bare bottom.
What do you think?
You think it constitutes a bare bottom or you just want to give him a regular ass?
Let's give a regular just a regular ass paddling.
If he if he spouts off any more, then he'll get a bare bottom.
Right.
We're just going to give him a regular one with the threat of a bare bottom.
If anything happens again, that's that's good.
We'll use it as a threat.
But we're going to have to bring Topher to help hold him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Topher is always on board with that.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That won't be that won't be a problem.
He'll be the first in line to paddle him.
So OK.
All right.
Next, the Paris River Shitters.
You know, those activists that all threatened to take down take dumps in the river, the
Paris River.
They all get ass paddlies.
But after they wipe.
Agreed.
Yeah.
We're going to go ahead and let them wipe first and then we'll paddle their asses.
No, no, no, no.
We'll get it coming out of the shower.
That's it.
OK.
After the shower.
That way we know they're clean.
That's good.
OK.
I like that idea.
Thank you, Rob.
And then next, the front.
Hey, and then we got bare ass.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
And it's by default.
We didn't even have to call it.
I mean, they're all coming out of their bare ass.
So we have no choice.
All right.
Rob, great work.
Great work.
Great thinking.
So then next, the French prime minister for lying allegedly.
And leading to this infestation of stink bricks in the Paris River.
Agreed.
All right.
I think we want to keep her clothing on.
No bare ass.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's what needs to happen.
The next one on our target list is meta for getting rid of the search bar on Facebook
and putting in a message to AI.
Yes.
That's bullshit.
Damn, that damn thing.
I try to look somebody up to see what they're doing or say happy birthday or something.
It takes me a stupid chat bot and I don't want anything to do with that bastard.
No, I don't either.
Yeah.
Well, you can't do it anymore because you go up there and it's like, oh, I'm the chat
bot.
How can I help you?
I'm like, no, you can't help me.
So get the fuck off of here.
You can help me.
Give me my personal look.
Personal message.
Yeah.
No, don't want that.
So meta and Zuckerberg's in the hall of fame.
I mean, I guess we could pull him out too and give him a paddling.
What do you think?
It's his company.
Okay.
He gets a paddling and then meta itself, the parent company, which he owns, they also get
an ass paddling.
However, we do that.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
So the next one is Florida gets an ass paddling over the new report on minimum wage.
About how minimum wage there you would have to work what?
I mean, 200 hours a week to afford a place to live.
Something like that.
Yeah.
If you're making minimum wage, that's what you have to do to make a living there.
So Florida gets an ass paddling just for that.
So agreed.
Agreed.
I don't know how we'd bear ass Florida's.
Let's just keep it a regular one.
Does that sound okay?
Yeah, that's good.
Okay.
John Deere gets a hall of fame and shame bare ass paddling for bailing Iowa and going to
Mexico.
They share, they're in the, they're in the front of the hall of fame.
There were the Charles Mansons and people like that.
They are right there.
And it's bare assed and I think like we should consider like maybe a weekly ass paddling.
What do you think?
Our arms are going to get wore out.
Okay.
We'll keep it, we'll keep it to once a month or a little bit sooner than a month.
We'll keep it right there.
But yeah, yeah.
I, John Deere, I can't.
Once a week, that's a lot of ass to paddle.
Yeah.
You know what?
You and I are going to have to switch off because I'm going to throw all my might into
John Deere ass paddling.
What about you?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
We're going to make them pay for what they did.
Allegedly.
Um, Edward King, the online gamer that flew from North East, from the Northeast to Florida
to try to kill another online gamer because he kept kicking his ass online.
Yeah.
That guy gets one hell of an ass paddling.
And remember I already had him down, but you called it.
Yeah.
You're like ass paddling.
I'm like too late.
I already got him on there.
Yeah.
As soon as I read that story, I'm like, he's getting it right there.
So yeah.
Yep.
So Edward King, you're getting an ass paddling and I'm glad you didn't get to kill that guy.
So anyhow, unless he's a tool bag, then you know, but anyhow, we don't know that.
So anyhow, Zach Wilson, because his dating life has taken the heat off Aaron Rogers.
Don't you think that deserves an ass paddling?
Yeah.
Even though I support Zach Wilson on his, uh, milf hunting, he did very well on that.
Very well.
You can look and see the pictures yourself.
I commend him on the milf catching.
He did great.
But the fact that his milf catching took president over Aaron Rogers, shenanigans and stupidity
hurts me deeply.
So I think he needs an ass paddling.
What do you think, Rob?
I agree.
Okay.
All right.
Zach Wilson gets an ass paddling.
Hey, do you want to paddle Aaron Rogers too?
Just cause I brought up his name.
Yeah, why not?
Okay.
Zach Wilson and Aaron Rogers getting ass paddling together.
How's that?
Yeah.
I'll give Aaron Rogers one of these.
That's skip last year.
I know he had injury and all, but you know.
Yeah.
You know what?
You're right.
He deserves.
He was mowing off before season.
Yes.
I agree with that 100% Rob.
Okay.
A-Raj gets an ass paddling too and it's long overdue.
So next one is skipping Joplin.
Not because he sent me that bullshit letter, but only because he is too chicken shit to
do a podcast to prove how good he is.
Nothing crickets crickets from him.
Like I thought keyboard tough guy.
So anyhow, I sent him three or four messages back.
I'm certain he got one of them.
So anyhow, skip your little bitch.
You're our bitch.
You are our bitch skip.
Congratulations.
So and you also get an ass paddling next.
The Nathan hot dog cheater, Nick Wirie.
Why the fuck agreed?
No reason.
You weren't going to be, you weren't number one.
You're like number seven when you cheated.
If you're going for number one, I could see it.
I wouldn't condone it, but I would see it.
I'd be like, okay, you know, that's a million dollars or whatever.
Okay.
But number seven got a pat on the.
Hell, even the top five.
Yeah.
Even the top five.
You're right.
Even the top five.
It could have been like, okay, he wanted to be in the upper echelon.
We get it.
But number seven is mediocre and he cheated to do that.
So allegedly.
Yeah.
I'm still scratching my head over that.
It's like white.
So anyhow, any.
Well, I think his wife won the women's competition.
Oh, you think he felt insecure?
Something like that.
Yeah, something like that.
His wife was in the women's.
Yeah, she was, I think she won it or she was in like the top three or something.
You know what, Rob?
He felt insecure.
He was like, oh my gosh.
Yeah.
He's like, he got small dicks in there.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, man, my wife can eat the wieners, but I can't eat nearly as many years as my
wife.
So anyhow, you get an ass paddling that quiet.
And finally, I'm done with the ass paddlers, but I got one thought for everybody here real
quick.
In 2023 years, in 2023 years, 2023 years, it will be either good or bad.
It will be 50 50.
Do the math.
Anyway, Rob, we turn to you to turn this program back on its right side.
I don't know if I could do that.
I think it's destroyed for today, but just do what you can.
Oh, hey, hey, here we go.
Okay.
Everybody's happy now.
All right, Rob, go ahead.
Okay.
Many try to find reasons to skip work for a day or two, but rarely get away with it.
One man stunned people by not turning up for work for at least six years.
No one knew about it until he was due to be awarded for 20 years of loyalty and dedicated
service.
The incident that came to light in 2010 involves a man named Joaquin Garcia, a 69 year old
engineer in Spain who was working for the local government.
He started working in the southern western city of Cadiz in 1990 and in 1996 he posted
to the municipal water board where his work was to supervise the wastewater treatment
plant.
Garcia's assets slipped through the crash due to a classic case of miscommunication.
The water company believed the city council was supposed to be in charge of his work and
the city council thought that the water company would oversee his work.
In 2010, the deputy mayor who had hired him started looking for him and it was due to
collect his wrong service medal.
Fernandez knew that Garcia was still on the payroll.
I thought where is this man?
Is he still there?
Has he retired?
Has he died?
The former manager of the wastewater board who had his office opposite of Garcia's told
Fernandez that he hadn't seen him for many years.
This is when the deputy mayor decided to call him up to check what was happening.
Fernandez shared, I asked him, what are you doing?
What did you do yesterday?
And the previous month he could not answer.
A legal case was filed against the employee for not doing a day's work since 2004.
Garcia denied the allegation that he had come to work every day, although not during business
working hours.
He had that he was a victim of workplace bullying because of his family's social politics and
had been sidelined at the water board because of that.
He was being paid a salary of $40,000 a year, the court fined him $29,341, whatever.
The court found out that Garcia had not occupied his office for at least six years and had
done absolutely no work between 2007 and 2010.
This 69-year-old was not fired from his job as he had over-retired in 2011.
And they were giving him a paycheck the whole time.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Six years.
It wasn't even there.
I think that's brilliant.
It's fine.
It's less than a year's pay.
I know.
He got a...
There must be something there that they can't really sue him because of some reason.
You know what I mean?
There's got to be some legality, otherwise I bet you they would sue him.
Probably the fact that they didn't catch it and they let him keep...
I bet you they could only fine him for something.
Wow.
What was his first name?
Something Garcia?
I think it said Jorge.
Jorge?
Okay.
It's the...
Oh, hang on.
No, Joaquin.
Joaquin, okay.
Joaquin Garcia.
Okay, for ass-paddling.
And then what was the...
Yeah, I was reading the story as you were giving out the ass-paddling, but I said, well,
I think I know somebody else is going to be on this list.
Yep.
And then what type of a business was it?
A wastewater...
What was it?
Yeah, a wastewater company.
Okay.
He was an engineer, worked for the local government, and ended up at the wastewater treatment place.
Okay.
All right, cool.
I got to put them on the ass-paddling too.
But hey, if we're going to do that, we need to add the city council and the water company
to that mass, Alex.
Because neither one of them knew who the hell was in charge of it.
Oh, you know what?
That's right.
Okay.
City council and then who else?
The water company.
And the water company.
Good.
Good, good.
Yeah.
Okay.
We might have to extend the next list to like 12 or 13 or something.
So all right, Rob, I've got a little bit lighter.
Well, that was a funny story.
So I've got a little bit of lighthearted story here.
I hear trumpets and angels, Rob.
I was hoping we could hear them tonight.
Well, we do.
The Passport to Paris collection includes three new flavors inspired by, let's see,
what kind of, Crispy Cream.
I believe it is.
Damn it.
It cut off.
Yeah, it's Crispy Cream.
Sorry.
It cut off at the first.
I don't know why.
I don't know why my printer did that.
But anyhow, okay.
Crispy Cream is the one sponsoring this and it's called the Passport to Paris collection.
So it includes three different donuts that, and the Passport to Paris is of course for
the Olympics in Paris, France this year and it's saluting them.
So the one of the first one on the list of three is creme brulee donut, an unglazed shell
donut filled with creme brulee cream filling dipped in creme brulee caramel icing and topped
with caramelized sugar crunch.
Hear trumpets yet?
Yeah.
Yeah, I hear them.
I hear angels also.
Number two one on this list would be double chocolate eclair donut, an unclaired and unglazed
shell donut filled with chocolate custard cream filling dipped in chocolate icing and
topped with chocolate crisp pearls.
Whatever that is.
Sounds good though, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Alright number three is raspberry and vanilla cream donut, an original glazed donut dipped
in raspberry icing and cookie pieces and with dollop and vanilla cream, dolloped vanilla
cream not dollop and the dolloped with vanilla cream.
So it has vanilla cream dollops on it.
That sounds pretty solid to me.
What do you think?
Yeah, that does.
Ahead of the launch Dave Skeena, Krispy Kreme's global chief brand officer said in a statement,
most people can't be in Paris to cheer on their country's team so we're giving you a
passport to Paris in the form of delicious donuts.
There you go.
Alright, Rob, you got something?
Yeah, I do.
I got a little one here.
Alrighty.
Don't expect a follow up to 30 from Adele anytime soon.
I wasn't anyhow.
In a recent interview with German broadcaster ZDF, the artist confirmed that she doesn't
have any plans for new music and shared her desire to work on other pursuits.
I don't have any plans for new music at all, Adele said.
I want a big break after this and I think I want to do other creative things just for
a while.
Why not?
Yeah, she can afford it now.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She hit her success, she has her money so now she can do what she wants and I respect
that.
I respect that.
She's not fame chasing, she's staying true to herself.
I think that's fantastic.
Is that it?
I mean, she's going to do other things.
She wants to dig into other creativity.
Yeah, but she's not wanting to be constantly on the charts and constantly on tour and I
think that's awesome.
Right.
I mean, she is getting a little older now.
Yeah, yep, yep.
So yeah, yep, she is and probably thinking I want to do some of the stuff I want to do
now, kind of like you and I on the podcast.
We got all this stuff behind us and now we're like we're going to do what we want.
So anyhow, and we've been fortunate enough to be able to get to do this and we've been
fortunate enough to get a really large fan base and thank you guys again.
Yes, we are.
Thank you everybody.
Like I go back to my little speech about, you know, why we went into this is because
people like you obviously enjoy it and it's an outlet.
So thank you guys.
It's an outlet for us and it's an outlet for you to hear something besides the regular
shit.
So thank you all.
Hi, Grandma Opal.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
Hi, Godfrey.
Hi Grandma Opal.
Hi Ricky.
Hi Jimmy.
Hi all of Dodge City, Kansas.
Ra-Ra.
We love you guys.
You guys kick ass.
Ed, I'm going to insert your promo here.
Well, it'll actually we don't have another break.
Maybe I'll do it right before the ending.
If I remember, I'll do that.
Okay, anyhow, the Silver Pocket Watch was a prized possession of Theodore Roosevelt,
a keepsake given to him by his sister and her husband in 1898 before he became president
that would travel with him around the world and end up at Sycamore Hill.
That's his home in Long Island, New York, and now a national historic site.
But in 1987, hang on, I'm going to get my glasses out.
My damn printer is messing up again.
Now it's doubled and I thought I had the damn thing fixed.
Anyhow, okay.
In 1987, it went from museum piece to pulverized, I guess.
No, Pilford Prize.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It is really light right here and it's double.
It's smudged.
Okay, let me see if I can piece this all together here.
Okay, but in 1987, it went from museum piece to Poliford Prize.
I think that's yeah, like a Pulcher Prize.
I'm going to go with Pulcher.
I think that's what is prize.
And someone stole it from an unlocked case at the Theodore Roosevelt Inaugural National
Historic Site in Buffalo, New York, where it was on loan.
It was a mystery that endured 36 years until it turned up at a Florida auction house last
year and was seized by federal agents.
On Thursday, it was returned to public display at Sycamore Hill as the National Park Service
and the FBI triumphantly announced it was back home during a ceremony featuring Roosevelt's
great-grandson, Tweed Roosevelt.
Oh my gosh.
Tweed Roosevelt, really?
Tweed?
This was feel-good news.
Tweed Roosevelt, 82.
Oh my gosh.
Tweed Roosevelt is 82.
He survived that long with the name Tweed.
He's got to be pretty tough, wouldn't you say?
He's almost like the boy named Sue at this point.
Yeah.
Tweed Roosevelt, 82, said Friday in a phone interview, for me, it kind of felt like almost
as if a piece of TR spirit returned to Sycamore Hill, like a little bit of him was coming
back.
And it's Sycamore, not Sycamore.
I think I said Sycamore, I think because it's smudged up ahead.
It's actually pretty good down here, the print.
Sycamore Hill, like a little bit of him was coming back.
And so I felt this was really cool.
Anyhow, you got anything, Rob, or you want to shut this shit show down?
We going to put some brakes on or are we going to keep going?
I got one more here.
All righty.
Why not?
All right, yep.
Former NFL star, Terrell Davis, was handcuffed and taken off a flight after an incident
with a flight attendant this past weekend.
Wasn't it over ice cream or something stupid?
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
Davis and his family were on a United Airlines flight from Denver to Orange County on Saturday
when things went west.
It is revealed he was approached by FBI agents and placed in handcuffs as soon as the plane
touched down in California.
Oh, wow.
The former the former Denver Broncos star shared a post on Instagram in which he said he tapped
a flight attendant on the arm after his son asked for a cup of ice and was either ignored
or wasn't hurt.
The attendant is said to have snapped and shouted, don't hit me before leaving the area.
Davis claimed to have had no further interaction with the attendant during the flight.
However, six agents, including FBI personnel, came aboard after the plane landed and immediately
placed him in handcuffs.
Wow.
The former running back noted he was cleared of wrongdoing shortly after and that the agents
profusely apologized, even offering support for him and his family.
He is now seeking an explanation from United Airlines.
I would say so.
Wow.
Yeah.
Old TD Terrell Davis, touchdown Terrell Davis.
Wow.
Okay.
Thank you, Rob.
That was a good story.
I mean, I mean, it was a good story because, you know, because it was fucked up that that
happened.
Right, right, right.
Right.
He was found innocent and he was wrongdoing.
Cool.
Yeah, but he still had to be escorted off with the cuffs and all that.
Right, right, right.
But anyhow, all right.
Well, I guess we're going to end this show.
So thank you, Rob, for joining me and we will be back tomorrow night with more what we do,
right?
Yeah, that's good.
All right.
Good night, assholes.
Thank you.
Good night, assholes.
Oh, no.
Looks like the show's over, kids.
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.
Fear not, assholes.
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.