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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Okay, let's say I'm walking through a mall, and I suddenly walk through a fart. Does that fart then attach itself to me, and then when I walk around, people think I'm the gassy one? I may never know.

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New research indicates that you can swim right after eating.

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Now, from this underground bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys is Ramblings of a Madman featuring Rob Rad.

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And my dog brings me the same toy. Is it because it's his favorite toy? Or he thinks it's mine?

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone and Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey Rob, how you doing tonight?

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I'm tired, but I'm doing alright.

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Good, that's good to hear.

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Yep.

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What's that?

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Sorry, I just ran across something I have to report on tonight.

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Oh, okay, cool.

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I just ran across it.

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Interesting, in the lieu of events today that happened of almost historical proportions.

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Anyhow, this is Saturday evening about 8 o'clock, so you can kind of figure out what I'm referencing too, but we're dick jokes.

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The question that was posed to us, and this is the featured email of the week.

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It's interesting because this happened earlier, and it was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump that seemed to have failed.

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Anyhow, the question that's posed to us is really interesting in retrospect of what happened earlier today.

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This came to me three days ago, so we're going to have that as standalone. I have it in the first third.

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Yeah, I can't hear that.

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Yeah, this is really interesting. It raises my eyebrow going, wow, what timing on this question.

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Anyhow, I'll go ahead and go ahead with it, and we'll get to that on a standalone probably right after you get done with your story.

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Then we'll take a break, and then we'll go to the question. That sound good?

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Big news about video of a Georgia man drinking margaritas that were funneled through a woman's ass.

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Did you see that, Rob?

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No, I did not.

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It's big news. Look it up when you get a chance.

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This viral post generated millions of hits. The restaurant said it had nothing to do with this.

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Now I'm thinking the restaurant was a little too hasty separating itself from this.

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How about they offer a fresh chilled ass martini?

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Or perhaps a nice ass cult 45 right after a nice hit of butt hash. If you know, you know. If not, Google it. Butt hash.

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Oh yeah.

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Or Jenga. Google both of them. See what you get.

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Hey, I'm in. I'm in. Why not?

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can get an ass martini.

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I'm single. I'm lonely. Why not?

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There you go. Anyhow, there you go, man. They did not handle this right, the Mexican restaurant.

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They said they had nothing to do with it, and they were embarrassed and appalled. I'm like, they need to embrace it.

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They need to go, man, you know, you can get an ass martini, you can get an ass margarita, you can get an ass cult 45, whatever the fuck you want.

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And then we have butt hash in the corner that the resident homeless person is making for anyone that wants it.

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So anyhow, they missed it. You know, I put my two cents in. I'm done.

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And anyhow, Zach Wilson, New York Jets backup quarterback.

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He's found himself in an odd situation. Seems as though Zach was photographed on the beach being cozy with a woman who was identified as one of Zach's mom's good friends.

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So I'm thinking this is a big nothing burger. The woman might be a tad older, but she looks great. So good job, Zach.

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Good. Good for you, man. She looks great. Why not?

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And anyhow, in a related story, Aaron Rodgers is caught giving Zach a thank you card for taking the heat off him.

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So, and okay, Rob, sometimes words aren't enough, right?

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That's why there's middle fingers.

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Oh, I know that.

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Yeah. Yeah. And I just come across that.

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Those are my favorite languages.

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Nick Weathey, I think is with with three. Yeah. Nick What three.

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Facing allegations of cheating on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest on July 4th.

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Offered an explanation to USA Today Sports for his actions that have put him under scrutiny.

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Pat Burton totally was the contest with let's see won the contest with 58 hot dogs and wordly finished fourth with a disputed 51.75.

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The New York Post citing two anonymous sources reported Tuesday that the video showed well, well, free, well free.

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I think W.H.R.Y. What three moved an additional empty plate onto the stack in front of him after the competition.

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It ended there by increasing his score by five hot dogs.

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You see, you see what happened with play your wet, wet, wet.

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Yeah. So he simply took a plate and looked like he ate five more because there's five to play.

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He grabbed the guys next to him.

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Yeah. And put it on his the plate.

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The plate belonged to Sean Yeager, who ate 38.5 hot dogs during this debut at the annual contest on Coney Island in New York.

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And today we didn't do ourself any favors either.

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So I'm ashamed that this country has a potential eater on a hot cheater on a hot dog eating contest.

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I would personally love to see a combination of hot dog eating contest with a MetLife Stadium hot dog throwing incident.

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Remember that where everyone pelted a guy with hot dogs and had a hot dog shirt on?

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OK. How about blend them together?

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A blend of both.

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A person throws a hot dog and the contestant has to catch the glizzy in his or her mouth, then consume it.

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How about that?

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Let's let's let's make a little. Yeah, let's make a little talent to it.

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They they launch hot dogs at you.

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And at the end of an hour or whatever the fuck you want to do, 40 minutes or whatever, then you just tally up the hot dogs.

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No one can cheat because everybody's in line like a bowling alley.

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Let's say everyone gets 40 of them right.

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Well, Billy's going to win, right?

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So just a thought, just a thought.

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I'm just one person, one man trying to change the world, Rob.

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Right? Right.

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I think at least there's some sort of a talent in this whole embarrassment.

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On to other news, Pat Sajak barely let the ink dry on his 401k papers when he inked a new deal with CBS to host the Wheel of Fortune Nighttime Celebrity Edition.

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So you won't see him every day daily here in Kansas City.

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It's aired at six thirty right after the news on Fox four.

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You won't see him on that one.

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You'll see Ryan Seacrest with Vanna White, but on the nighttime ones, which they've been doing once a week, you'll see Pat Sajak.

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And here he is signing another deal.

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So I guess he wanted to retire, but not all the way, which is fine.

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That's fine with me. He's a great host.

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And I don't think anyone can do it like him, even Ryan Seacrest.

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They're going to have to change the whole thought process.

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You know, I have the guy cutting little quips all the time because Ryan Seacrest is not that guy.

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Yeah, he's just not a funny ish guy that can throw little quips in there and all that.

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He's great at what he does, but that's not what he does.

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So we'll see how everything goes.

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The smart fanny pack. That's right.

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There is now a fanny pack that folds out into a baby changing station.

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It does, too.

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So this is great for, you know, parents.

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Let's say you're all alone and you're a father and the mom, I don't know, is working out or something or at work.

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And then you all you have to do is take this fanny pack and unfold it.

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And it becomes a baby changing station anywhere you want.

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And if you guys are curious about it, look it up on the Internet.

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It's really a unique invention.

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I wish they make a fanny pack that didn't look like a fanny pack.

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Your cost of a bit of convenience is looking like a complete tool bag.

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You know, no one on earth can pull off wearing one of these hideous pieces of cloth and have one ounce of dignity left.

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Agreed?

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What?

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Yeah, there's no way you can.

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You could be the toughest guy in the whole world.

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OK, you could be Mike Tyson.

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But if you were a fanny pack, suddenly anyone can beat your ass.

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Right? Isn't that the way it goes?

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You could be seven foot one.

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Well, that's what people think.

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Uh oh.

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Well, you get ready to go into then.

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No, no, I'm just saying.

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Oh, OK.

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I'm five foot seven, one hundred forty two.

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But I lift my body weight and steel every day.

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If I'm wearing a fanny pack, I dare somebody come up to me and say something.

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This is all parody, Rob, you know.

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You know, I know, I know.

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OK.

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And no, I'm telling the truth.

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No, no, no.

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If I'm wearing a fanny pack, I'll fight you.

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And I'll go a step further.

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If Mike Tyson's wearing a fanny pack, I'm going to compliment him on how good it looks.

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I'm not taking a poke at him.

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Hey Mike, how's it going?

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I'd be asking what designer brand it is.

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Yeah, oh, that's beautiful.

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Where do you get that, Mike?

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But I don't think you'll be wearing a fanny pack anytime soon.

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But anyhow.

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Yeah, I don't.

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Wishful thinking.

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In the mood of some cookies.

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Feeling a bit nostalgic, are you?

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Well, here's one for you.

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Run DMC cookies.

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How about?

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Yeah, run DMC cookies.

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How about Daryl's?

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Daryl's Coolest Cookies in the Universe.

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That's what they're called.

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I might just walk that way to a store and grab the pack myself.

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Pun intended.

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I know you're just reading it.

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I can tell.

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Well, I'm walking that way to the semi-glutide truck or a Zempik.

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I'm going to make a pit stop to grab some new Blue Bells cookies and cream cheesecake.

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Yep, I hear angels and trumpets.

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Don't you?

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Blue Bells cookies.

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And cream cheesecake.

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Angels and trumpets.

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Angels and trumpets.

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Wow.

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I see.

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I see.

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I see.

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Heaven.

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Wah wah.

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You're welcome, America.

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Get all the animals out on that one.

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That gets us to the question of the week, which I am stopping because we're going to come out

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with the next segment on it.

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So, Rob, we turn to you for the next story.

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Okay.

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Well, I'm going to tell you one thing real quick and then go into something else.

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Sounds fair.

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I just found out.

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Spongebob celebrates his 25th anniversary.

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Wow.

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Congratulations, Spongebob.

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You big square pants motherfucker.

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I didn't think he would make it on air that long.

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I didn't think so either.

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It's the square pants.

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Everybody loves the square pants.

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That's what it is.

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Now, on to other news.

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I'm going to move on to the Alec Baldwin involuntary manslaughter trial.

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Oh, new stuff on that?

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You noticed I didn't file on it.

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Yeah, this is your gig right here.

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So, there's new information coming out?

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The judge and actor Alec Baldwin's New Mexico trial on a charge of involuntary manslaughter

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dismissed the case Friday after the defense team accused prosecutors of withholding evidence.

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This happened yesterday.

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Judge Mary Summer dismissed the case with prejudice based on the misconduct of police

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on the set of the film Rats.

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Prior to the dismissal, the case took a bizarre turn when the prosecutor resigned and Bella

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prosecutor, Terry Moragago, that Cory Masse, which I can say, called herself as a witness.

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Okay, so hang on.

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The prosecutor called herself as a witness.

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Okay, let me try to get this string of events, Rob, because, okay, the original prosecutor

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resigned?

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Okay, so the new prosecutor called herself as a witness.

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Is that possible?

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Is that legal?

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Well, no, they let it happen, but okay, early in the day, the judge had sent the jury home

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as attorneys argued over the defense motion for dismissal, including questioning of a

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witness who had already testified in the case.

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Wow.

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Okay, so the prosecutor.

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After everything was said and done, they dismissed the case and now handed to terrorists Reid

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to armor, they got sentenced to 18 months.

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Now she's appealing her conviction.

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Yeah, I would be too.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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She's the one that handed her a gun or handed him the gun with live rounds.

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Oh, okay.

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Also this week, I read another report.

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Okay, you know the show Supernatural?

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Yes.

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Jensen Engles, the older brother.

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Uh huh.

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He was in this.

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They found live rounds in his gun also.

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So someone sabotaged it maybe.

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Somebody got him in, they got, I don't know what happened, but yeah, so both actors had

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him.

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It's just that Alec Baldwin was the stupid one, like normal.

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Yeah, I would have to agree with that.

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Jensen Engles, he's pretty laid back.

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I watched him off the air stuff with him, you know.

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This is kind of bizarre though, Rob, because the prosecuting attorney, the old one, stepped

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down and then the case was dismissed.

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So something, they did something that wasn't very good, it sounds like.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, right, right.

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I can't wait to see how this whole thing unfolds, because I find that really.

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As of right now, he's in the clear.

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Okay, we'll see.

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I mean.

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It's been dismissed.

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Okay, if it's been dismissed, I don't know if you know the answer to this or not, but

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is it double jeopardy if they try him again?

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Or can they appeal it?

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Well, see, I don't, they might be able to appeal it, but they would not, yeah, they

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could not try him for this.

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They would either have to go for a harder conviction, which at this point, I don't think

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they would do.

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I think it would be foolish.

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And they're only going off for involuntary manslaughter, which I just read what a guy

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of 18 months, the same as the gal that did it.

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You see, right now, no one's like really.

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Having him handed the gun, was told it was safe.

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Uh huh.

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Well, okay.

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I mean, honestly, if I was in Alec Baldwin's position, I would probably take the word for

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it, too, wouldn't you?

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Oh yeah, I'd be glad.

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You see, here's what I'm saying here.

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Okay.

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So here's what I'm saying right here.

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I thought for a while there, the reason they were charging him with manslaughter is because

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he wasn't supposed to shoot towards the lady.

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He was just fucking around and his net digits.

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Okay.

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Then I don't get how come they couldn't still charge him on that and why it was dismissed.

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Because if that's what he's doing, just fucking around, led to the woman's death.

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I mean, not only civilly, but also, you know, jail wise.

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Well, I'm guessing there was other problems in the prosecutor's case.

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Yeah, there would have to be because something doesn't really make sense here at all.

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Or a couple things don't make sense.

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Because if they were really going at him because he was fucking around, then that would have

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been easily provable.

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And was there a civil case in this?

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I'm sure there was, right?

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Not yet.

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Not yet.

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Okay, it's going to be interesting.

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They're waiting for the criminal.

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Okay.

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I think that it's going to be interesting to see how that unfolds.

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Because I think that if Alec Baldwin was goofing around going, he, he, he watched this and

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it led to her death, then he stepped.

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Yeah, he's being Alec Baldwin.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm not a big fan of him either.

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So he was a, what was he, a producer or something, but the court threw that part out.

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Which upset the prosecutors.

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Because if he was the producer, one of the producers, it would have been his job to keep

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an eye on stuff like this.

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Yes.

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But the court threw it out from the get go.

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And it, yeah, that upset that turned the whole story right there.

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Now he just becomes a dumbass with his hand and a gun with live bullets that was told

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it was clear.

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Okay.

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Well, we'll see how this unfolds.

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I understand.

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Well, good lawyers can also really beat prosecutors too.

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I mean, we've seen it happen in plenty of famous cases in American history.

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So, I mean, you can look back at several landmark verdicts that were changed because the lawyers

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were able to make something out of nothing.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, they can build a case without anything being there.

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And that's how come you pay these lawyers so much money.

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So I don't know.

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It's going to be interesting to see how this unfolds, but let's go ahead and take our first

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break and then we're going to come back with this question that I love.

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I can't wait to hear it.

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Me neither.

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Even though I did not get a heads up on this.

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Okay.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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You're good.

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You're good.

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I got you.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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It will be fine, the question as it is.

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You'll see what I mean.

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Okay.

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Be right back.

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Germany, you guys rock.

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Thank you for listening from way over yonder.

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We salute you, heratudouchebags, and microphone.

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We love you guys.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Let me think here.

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My car keys have actually traveled further than my car.

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Weird.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

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to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts.

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Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe, everyone.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Great news.

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William Hung's world tour has been extended.

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Hi all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beard, bitch.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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I will roast you.

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But my mom told me to not burn trash.

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We need to leave.

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No batlight here.

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These idiots just show up and hope for the best.

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Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you first world problems.

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Oh shit.

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Look at that drive-thru wine.

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Surely they don't expect me to actually have to go in.

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This sucks.

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Two douchebags and a microphone and a mark.

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And I'm off.

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All right.

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We're going to get to this question.

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This is email of the week.

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It's not from Ronnie from Tulsa.

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He didn't send one in.

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But let me see where it's at here.

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Okay.

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The feature email of the week.

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Roger in Harrisonville wrote, dudes, I started listening to the podcast about conspiracies that Rob is nuts about.

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So it leads me to ask you.

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Oh dude.

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Yeah.

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Well, this guy apparently likes it too.

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So it leads me to ask you both.

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Do you believe in the Illuminati?

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And I have not come up with anything on this yet because it just came in yesterday.

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I have not any.

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You and me are just it's really almost just sprung up on me too.

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I knew about the question.

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Okay.

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I got my answer.

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Okay.

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I believe the Illuminati is real.

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Okay.

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I've done all kinds of research.

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Yes, I blew.

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And actually, if you listen to our boys at.

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Oh, let me check in the matter.

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What is it?

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I forgot the name of it.

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Damn it.

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But I got it.

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I will.

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Let's get to the bottom of that.

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That's it.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's a podcast.

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And we all love it.

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I don't know why I keep getting.

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No, I do too.

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I will tell you all about it.

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It's a fantastic podcast.

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They break it down.

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No, I have always believed in that.

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And they actually did a week series as secret society.

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Okay.

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I like their presentation about it, and I understand exactly where they're coming from.

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But do you have any more you want to get to?

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Go ahead.

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No, I believe it's real.

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Okay.

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That's his question.

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Yes, I believe it's real.

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Taking everything into account, me and myself, my personal hypothesis.

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I do consider myself somewhat educated in it.

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So my personal hypothesis is this.

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I do believe there is a higher power structure than Congress and the president.

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Right.

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I'm not sure if the name is the Illuminati.

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But I do know that the Federal Reserve, who can destroy our economy with one sentence,

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and they have before, Reserve, who can destroy our economy with one sentence,

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is a private organization that no one seems to know who or where they came from

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and why they set the monetary rules, such as interest rates.

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Don't you agree with that?

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They are not...

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Okay.

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Okay, go ahead.

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No, go ahead.

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Okay.

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No, go ahead.

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They are the government.

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They are a private organization.

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So I'm simply saying this.

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If there's no higher power structure, the Federal Reserve has more power

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than the president of the United States.

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If you look at it, they set everything, what our dollars were, trade, everything.

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Those guys do whatever they want.

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So if they're in your favor, you're going to do okay.

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If they're not in your favor, you're going to have a tough time.

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So that's one thing right there.

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That tells me right there that group has much power,

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if not more than just what we can see.

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Just imagine all the things they are hiding.

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The one thing we can prove and see is the Federal Reserve,

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and they are not part of the government.

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So who are they?

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Where do they come from?

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How do they get to...

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And maybe it's way above my head and I don't understand it.

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Maybe that's possible, and I'll be the first to admit that could happen.

503
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
I'm not that extremely educated in it.

504
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:02,000
But I'm saying that these guys can control our economy with one bad sentence.

505
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000
You can say, oh my gosh, man.

506
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,000
They come out and say, ah, boy, the economy is slowing down.

507
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Unemployment is up. Inflation is on the rise.

508
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000
And all of a sudden, what does Wall Street do when they do that?

509
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
It crashes.

510
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:27,000
So, I mean, who do I work for?

511
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Is it a...

512
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Go ahead.

513
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Listen to our friends.

514
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Let's get to the bottom of that.

515
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:42,000
They have an eight-week thing on secret societies.

516
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:48,000
And if you listen to it, a lot of the names in each society are the same.

517
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:53,000
And they are very, very rich people.

518
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Listen to it.

519
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Well, I mean, if you think about it, and here's the way I kind of view it,

520
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:05,000
and like I said, I may be the most uneducated person and completely wrong.

521
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:11,000
But it looks to me like how do people make money?

522
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
The economy crashes, and then the only people with money,

523
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
not the person who just lost his house and his whole family,

524
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
the people that have money when everything crashes,

525
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
they're the ones that get to buy everything on the cheap

526
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
and then resell it to everybody who lost their house three years ago.

527
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Right?

528
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Okay.

529
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Well, just so you know, one of the names through a lot of secret societies

530
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:42,000
that keep popping up that they mentioned, Rockefeller.

531
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000
I agree. Yes. Go ahead.

532
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Okay, and there's a lot of them. I'm going to leave it right there.

533
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:56,000
So that tells you what kind of money and what can be done in these secret societies.

534
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000
With that kind of money, you can hide anything you want, man.

535
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Yeah, and also, if...

536
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,000
There's a lot of other big names. Listen to our friends.

537
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Yes, well, you're not the conspiracy guys.

538
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
They break it down. They break it down. I love it. I love it.

539
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Okay, I'll have to listen to some of that because I didn't get to listen to all of it

540
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
because, once again, time.

541
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Yeah, they have like an eighth week with different secret societies.

542
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I got to ask this. Did they ever go into the Federal Reserve?

543
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Or not?

544
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
No, not on that one.

545
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Oh, okay.

546
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
They might have.

547
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Okay, well, I think there's something to it because to me it's like...

548
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
I'm not totally caught up. I'm jumping around.

549
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Okay, all right. You know what? Okay, that's cool.

550
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Well, Rob, I love your answer and this is the way I feel.

551
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
And I respect it because you could very be...

552
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
If everyone's using the same name, the Illuminati,

553
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
then quite possibly that's exactly what it is.

554
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
That's what their name is.

555
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Well, to be honest, it sounds like a lot of them are the same society.

556
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
They just add different names. I mean, a lot of the same people.

557
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Yeah, like the Freemasons and everything that goes along with this.

558
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeah, yeah, a lot of the bigwigs.

559
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
The Skull and Bones.

560
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
The same people, all the money backers.

561
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Yeah, the Skull and Bone Society.

562
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
They covered that one.

563
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Yeah, yeah, and the reason is, I mean, which Bush said it actually existed?

564
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Was it W or was it Herbert, I think, H.B., Prescott Bush or whatever?

565
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Yeah, George Bush the first.

566
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Okay, okay, well one of...

567
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
One of them was asked and they said, oh yeah, yeah, it's true.

568
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
So they go over there and where, I don't know, like what...

569
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I forgot all this stuff.

570
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Dance around naked or something wearing an Al costa...

571
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
I don't know, I forgot all the crazy shit.

572
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
And then all of a sudden they come up and go, oh yeah, yeah, it's there.

573
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000
It's stuff like you see in a sci-fi movie or something.

574
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000
It's like what? Or a horror movie? I don't know. Anyhow.

575
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
All right, well, I love both our answers.

576
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:22,000
So Rob, do you got something you want to go to?

577
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Yeah.

578
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Okay. Did you have any more you wanted to go to on that, on the Illuminati?

579
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
No, no, no, no. I was good on that.

580
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Okay.

581
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,000
I could go deeper, but I won't. That's not what we do. That's what our friends do.

582
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:43,000
I could too, but I decided to go with the Federal Reserve because that's something that everybody knows exists,

583
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,000
but everyone might not know it's not part of the government. So, anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

584
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Oh, the guy right there, IRS.

585
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yes.

586
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,000
IRS is actually a contractor to the government. They're not a government agency.

587
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Yeah. When I found that out, it floored me.

588
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,000
So they would have a vested interest in making you pay them, right?

589
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Right, right.

590
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Okay. And that doesn't necessarily mean they're going around being fair.

591
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000
So, Rob, we turned you...

592
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah, let's get out of politics.

593
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

594
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
They found me a new girlfriend.

595
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Oh, okay. We're dick jokes, guys. Go ahead, Rob.

596
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I might find her on Tinder, but I'm going to look her up.

597
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Okay.

598
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:38,000
An 87-year-old super cougar has revealed that she loves using Tinder to find young men to date.

599
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Oh, wow. Okay.

600
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Adi Retridge said that she dates younger men because most men her age aren't around anymore.

601
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
She added that older men have often achieved everything they wanted to achieve in life,

602
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,000
whereas young men are in the middle of achieving a goal.

603
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:09,000
The grandmother's Tinder page is filled with pictures of her in bikinis, heavy makeup, and leather jackets.

604
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I've got to check her out.

605
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
She ain't that looking, honestly.

606
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Okay.

607
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Did she age pretty nicely?

608
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:26,000
In her bio, she describes herself as a fascinating over-beauty seeking a younger lover.

609
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Adi revealed that many younger men set their Tinder age to stay there in their 50s.

610
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Then they're actually in their 20s to have the match with older women.

611
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:53,000
She said that she has a steady stream of young men to go on dates with, and even once went on a date with a 19-year-old.

612
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaking to Truly, she said, I didn't know he was 19.

613
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I probably wouldn't have gone to bed with him if I knew he was 19.

614
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Oh, wow.

615
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Adi was previously married, but said that the relationship broke down after children went off to university.

616
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:24,000
After her divorce at age 55, Adi put Adbert on paper saying she was looking for a man and auditioned the men that lied over the phone.

617
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Well, then it updated the cell phones, and now she's on Tinder.

618
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000
She's just dating.

619
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Wow.

620
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
She went for a few drinks and whatever.

621
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Good for her.

622
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
That's awesome.

623
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I'm happy for her.

624
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Sounds like she's getting...

625
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Why does it? I'm not. I'm just getting married.

626
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
I love her up.

627
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Hell, why not? You're younger.

628
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Hehehe.

629
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
All right. You know what?

630
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Ronnie from Tulsa did give us an email earlier in the week, and I forgot to...

631
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Actually, a message.

632
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I forgot all about it. I got it buried in my papers here.

633
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
And I think we ought to do this one.

634
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
This one's more lighthearted, so I think we ought to go ahead and do it today, too.

635
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Are you ready for it?

636
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I'm ready.

637
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Have you ever used a code name for a boss hole that the boss never figured out?

638
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Ronnie and Tulsa.

639
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Rob?

640
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I got to tell you about that one.

641
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Uh...

642
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000
It's the one that I call it to their faces.

643
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I've had several, and I'm trying to piece it all together here.

644
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Oh, I...

645
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

646
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000
I learned normal shithead and stuff, you know?

647
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I got one. I remember one pretty clearly now.

648
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Okay.

649
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,000
One guy that was a foreman of this landscaping company that I worked for for...

650
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
It was a long time ago. I only worked for him like a month.

651
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
We nicknamed the guy Salad.

652
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:12,000
And this was because he would always address the next step of the project with a sentence like this.

653
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Lettuce go put in the rock garden.

654
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Or, lettuce go to lunch now. He would always do that, right?

655
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Everything was lettuce do this, lettuce do that.

656
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,000
So because he kept saying lettuce, we started calling him Salad, right?

657
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:36,000
So, anyhow, we used to always say horrible things about Salad right in front of him.

658
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
And he was completely clueless.

659
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000
One time at lunch, I got him to admit that Salad sucks dick.

660
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, Salad sucks dick.

661
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
And the rest of the crew had to leave.

662
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Because every time we said Salad, we was talking about him because he was always saying,

663
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Lettuce go to lunch. Lettuce break for the evening.

664
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000
And he was a weird guy.

665
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
And let's see, that's one I remember.

666
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Let me think of another one.

667
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Shit.

668
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Didn't we have one for Jim at Justin Jim's?

669
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Oh, I know we did.

670
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
We did.

671
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
One that was like Mary Poppins or something.

672
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
I forgot why we called him that.

673
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Oh, yeah, it was Mary Poppins.

674
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Why did we call him Mary Poppins?

675
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000
And he never knew it until I told him that one time I was married.

676
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,000
I don't know. It was something you guys were calling when I got there.

677
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I can't remember what it's about.

678
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000
And then Alan, because he was so small, we used to call him Keibler.

679
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Yeah.

680
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,000
And the way he found out is someone didn't see him and they go, where's that little Keibler fuck?

681
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
And then everyone started laughing.

682
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
He's right there.

683
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
And then we're like, oh, shit, the cat's out of the bag.

684
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Oh, he got mad.

685
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
He threw a pan at everybody.

686
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
So anyhow.

687
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
I can't remember shit.

688
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I will remember why we called Jim Mary Poppins, but I just can't get it right now.

689
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
So, okay.

690
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Anyhow, that was a great email.

691
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
And I remember one of them at least.

692
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,000
And I'm going to keep thinking because there have been many bosses we had a code name for.

693
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Yeah, I mean, that was so damn long ago.

694
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
And the rest of my bosses, I really haven't done that.

695
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Oh, man.

696
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Yeah, I did.

697
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I did that to so many bosses, geez.

698
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
And then we have one at another restaurant.

699
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000
What meant that everyone's going to meet behind the shed and get high.

700
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,000
And I forgot it was like, hey, we're out of green beans or something like that.

701
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
And anyhow, it worked really well.

702
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:50,000
It wasn't calling anyone names, but as a code word saying in five minutes, get out of here and go out back and smoke a dupe.

703
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And it's like, oh, it could have.

704
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Yeah, we used to call that a safety meeting.

705
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Oh, OK.

706
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

707
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
I did too, actually, at some places.

708
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Yeah.

709
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Yeah.

710
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
OK.

711
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
All right.

712
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Well, you want to take our second break and you got something you want to go into when we get back?

713
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah, I do.

714
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
All righty.

715
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
We'll be right back.

716
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:23,000
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723
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Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

724
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Hey there.

725
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Don't worry.

726
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I have a clown nose.

727
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Oh, no.

728
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
That drunk guy just hit my child.

729
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
It's OK.

730
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
I have a clown nose.

731
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Clown nose.

732
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

733
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Want to run for office?

734
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Murder people in public?

735
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

736
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000
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737
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

738
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
The apocalypse just happened.

739
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
You don't know what to do.

740
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
You don't know where to go.

741
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

742
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and wild garlic for a very tasty stew.

743
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,000
You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor.

744
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Jam X. What the hell happened?

745
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:03,000
You were the generation of change.

746
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000
You never wanted to be one of them.

747
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
At the theater, spoke for you.

748
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Hunk the man, hunk the system.

749
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
What the hell happened?

750
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,000
The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance

751
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
is now buying a boat.

752
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

753
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

754
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

755
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

756
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:44,000
An 80-year-old Virginia man hangs upside down for two hours a day.

757
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Microphone, I'm Mark.

758
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:04,000
And I'm Ross.

759
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:13,000
It was Jim's name was something about he was doing like roles or something for the daytime.

760
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
And he was talking about him popping, you know, like the East End popping.

761
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
And that was part of the Poppins.

762
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000
And I forgot where the Mary came from. Shit.

763
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I'll get all figured out.

764
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Mary Poppins. He said Poppin. Mary Poppins. I see where you came up with it.

765
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Yeah, yeah. I believe that was it. But there's a little bit more to it.

766
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Why we use that name forever.

767
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
So anyway.

768
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Yeah, yep.

769
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000
And when you came there, it was already in full force, full effect.

770
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Hey, where's Mary Poppins?

771
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Where he normally is.

772
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,000
I was waiting to watch him walk around with an umbrella.

773
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Yep.

774
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Yeah, it was something about the damn fucking roles popping or something.

775
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Anyhow, go ahead, man. I'm sorry.

776
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Oh, I'm up.

777
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Oh, I thought you had a story you wanted to go into.

778
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Yeah, I do.

779
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Oh, OK. Go ahead. Yeah, you're up.

780
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,000
You got talking about Jim.

781
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,000
I just remembered a little bit about it.

782
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Sorry. I'll go ahead.

783
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:32,000
All right. Elton John was shopping in France with his two sons on Monday, July 8th afternoon,

784
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:38,000
when he couldn't resist the urge to urinate any longer.

785
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:45,000
The world renowned hit maker asked a company security for a plastic bottle to pee in

786
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:55,000
and allegedly proceeded to leave himself inside a shoe store in Nice.

787
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I suddenly like Elton John even more.

788
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:10,000
According to TMZ store owner Ryan Sukar, was both shocked and furious.

789
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:17,000
At first he had no idea that the tests were relieving himself, inside his shop was Elton John.

790
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:23,000
You have to let him, right? You're like, thank you, Elton. Thanks for pissing in my store.

791
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
That's proper, right? That's what you do?

792
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
OK. Hang on. Let me get back to it.

793
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
I really liked Elton John. Now I really like him.

794
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
He just tried calling me and I just off the damn phone with him.

795
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Oh.

796
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:50,000
OK. At first he had no idea that the customer relieving himself inside his shop was Elton John.

797
00:49:50,000 --> 00:50:00,000
What's more, the 77-year-old artist was only a few steps away from other customers when he peed in the bottle.

798
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:07,000
In John's defense, he did ask for a restroom before taking those into his own hands

799
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:12,000
and was told that there was not a public toilet nearby.

800
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Sukar, not extremely thrilled with what took place in his shop, inquired what John did for a living.

801
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,000
To which the legend bluntly replied, I don't know John.

802
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:41,000
After a speedy Google search, the store owner was sure to get a picture when they spanned out before he left the shop.

803
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Awesome.

804
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Oh yeah, Elton John grabbed him.

805
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Like I said, I really liked...

806
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:54,000
The security guards took a leak right in those doors because they didn't have no restroom.

807
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Wow. I really liked Elton John. Now I like him just a little bit more.

808
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
I love him.

809
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
That's awesome.

810
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Cool. That's pretty cool when you piss in a store in a bottle.

811
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:12,000
I mean that's not quite snorting ants, but it's good.

812
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000
I've done worse, but you know, I'll never admit it.

813
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Now he needs to go out and snort some ants or something and then he'll be like at legendary status.

814
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Yeah.

815
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Alright, I got one now.

816
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Players of different NFL teams have varying opinions about the loudest and proudest fans in their stands.

817
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Some considered a good trade-off a fan, whereas others find it annoying.

818
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Recently, The Athletic conducted an anonymous poll of NFL players to determine the most annoying fan base in the NFL.

819
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000
And the results were not all that surprising.

820
00:51:52,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Number one, according to the poll, was the Philadelphia Eagles fans who are voted as the most annoying fans in the league with 25.3% of the vote.

821
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:08,000
I agree 100%. I think I said something on a podcast ago about them.

822
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Yeah, they are annoying little fucks that like to argue and be like little pests.

823
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
You know what I mean?

824
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:26,000
And anyhow, they're kind of like that gnat that you keep swatting out and they just keep coming back and buzzing around your head.

825
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Yeah, that's them.

826
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:37,000
I mean, you know, Veterans Stadium or whatever the hell they call it now actually has a court system inside the stadium.

827
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:45,000
That's how many people need court right then because of what they did during the game, like punching somebody or whatever.

828
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Yeah. So anyhow, I think they're dead on with this one.

829
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Absolutely correct.

830
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,000
I just thought it would be higher than 25.3% of the vote.

831
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:02,000
The second comes in as the Dallas Cowboy fans were the 24.7% of the vote.

832
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:14,000
And I would have to think that that's probably pretty close to Dallas fans are always snipping off and and they think that they're much better than what they are.

833
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
They always were up and down.

834
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
They're going all the way.

835
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000
They're always swearing up and down that they play the best game.

836
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,000
You know, you talk to them and Dak Prescott is twice as good as my homes, you know, and just shit like that.

837
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000
It's like, no, no, no, no, not at all.

838
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:37,000
An anonymous NFL player who took part in the poll described Eagles fans as noisy, impolite and unpleasant.

839
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Another voter stated that they feel like they are the most knowledgeable football fans in the world when referring to an Eagles fan.

840
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:49,000
So I don't know why it went back into that, but it did talk about the Dallas Cowboys.

841
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
And let me see.

842
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000
I I download this whole thing.

843
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
OK, OK, good.

844
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
It does go into the other ones.

845
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:05,000
A player who voted for the Cowboys fan base as the most said the most irritating thing said was they usually believe that they should win the Super Bowl every year.

846
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Yes, every year.

847
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Yeah, this goes with them saying that Dak Prescott is better than my homes or, you know, or their cornerback or what?

848
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
You know what I mean?

849
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:26,000
They always say that their guys better than our guy, even though it's really apparent and pretty clear that my homes is much better than Dak Prescott as an example when they're wrong.

850
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:34,000
And apart from the Eagles and Cowboys, the Buffalo Bill fans have received seven point five percent of the vote.

851
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Yeah, they can get pretty obnoxious.

852
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000
I've been in contact with a few of them and they get a little mouthy.

853
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:52,000
OK, and securing the force, the fourth position, the New York Jets fan base got a six point eight percent of the votes.

854
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
You got anything on this, Rob?

855
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Do you think everything's pretty close to accurate here?

856
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:03,000
So far as I know, it sounds accurate.

857
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Yeah, me too.

858
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:14,000
So anyhow, the Chiefs were not in the top 10 and I thought that there was a lot of fans around town that got a little cocky.

859
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
I mean, even myself at first.

860
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
And then I grounded myself and said, you know what?

861
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000
One day this is going to end and we're going to be on the bottom again.

862
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:29,000
So, you know, yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't see it.

863
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I mean, look in New England.

864
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Look at Boston.

865
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,000
I mean, five years ago, they're like everybody.

866
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,000
But we get at least a little bit of run out of it.

867
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Yeah, I mean, I think there's more run to come to and we'll see if Mahomes can beat Brady's record because he's on a pretty good pace right now.

868
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
So but he's going to have to do it without some key people coming up.

869
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
I mean, Kelsey's not going to be around forever.

870
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:07,000
So they have to replace him, which isn't going to be easy. A lot of that offensive line they're going to have to, you know, I mean, there's a they're going to have to draft very well to stay in this thing year after year.

871
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:17,000
I mean, you always got a puncher's chance when Mahomes because he like last year, he can will that team to victory and he has and done it several times before.

872
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:25,000
But eventually, I mean, they are drafting well and everything, but they're going to have to continue to do that to stay in it.

873
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:33,000
So anyhow, Rob, OK, well, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

874
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Well, with that being said, uh huh.

875
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:45,000
How would you feel about Amari Cooper coming to Kansas City?

876
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Is there anything left in the tank, you think?

877
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
And how much?

878
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
I don't know.

879
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Well, number one.

880
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Well, he's 30 years old.

881
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,000
So he's still got quite a few years.

882
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
OK, yeah.

883
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Last season, well, his best season was 1250 yards.

884
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Oh, yeah.

885
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:20,000
And with over 72 receptions, who was he with last season?

886
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Let me let me let me let me go.

887
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Let me just read this.

888
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
OK, go ahead.

889
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:36,000
But the NFL offseason comes predictions of both takes that specifically happens with trades that can happen before the season or the deadline.

890
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:43,000
With that in mind, Amari Cooper is an intriguing trade option.

891
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:48,000
And if he is traded, it will be to the Kansas City Chiefs.

892
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:55,000
The Cleveland Browns are in a state of flux heading into the 2024 season.

893
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:05,000
In this question, Sarand quarterback, Fashon Watson, if he will truly be the answer and play at the MVP level.

894
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:16,000
He was at on the Houston Texans with that and the Browns having multiple holes in the roster and adjustments.

895
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:25,000
It can be expected the Browns won't live up to expectations and end up playing below par.

896
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:30,000
With that being the case, Cooper becomes trade candidate.

897
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Yeah, you know what? I'm looking at his stats and it appears like last year he had his best season ever stat wise.

898
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:42,000
And he's 30 and he's always been fairly consistent, except in the Raiders.

899
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
He had a couple of years that were off.

900
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
I think he might have been injured.

901
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:52,000
But yes, I mean, he's usually above a thousand or right at.

902
00:58:52,000 --> 00:59:01,000
So here's the part that intrigued me because I went down a little later in this article.

903
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,000
The best team that should be interested is the Chiefs.

904
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Yes, the Chiefs did just draft Xavier Worthy and have Rashid Rice.

905
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Yes.

906
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Right there.

907
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Okay, but here's what I'm saying. Is that what the Chiefs do? That's not what they do.

908
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Well, they need to pick somebody up because from what I read Rashid is facing at least a 12 game suspension.

909
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Yes, I know this.

910
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Yeah.

911
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Okay, that may change their philosophy for this year then.

912
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:49,000
The thing is, as a Murray Cooper, we don't have very much cap room.

913
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
We don't have very much cap room.

914
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,000
So we have to be able to afford him. That's my number one thing right there.

915
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:01,000
And number two, they always like to draft people young and not spend much money on them and bring them up in the system.

916
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,000
So I don't even know if that would be a fit right there. That's kind of against their philosophy.

917
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Would I love to have him in a Chiefs uniform? Yes, I would. I would love to.

918
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:18,000
But we'll see because of circumstances beyond their control like, you know, Rashid Rice getting into some trouble.

919
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:26,000
That's what I'm saying. They're down a man that they were expecting and they've got to come up with something.

920
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Yes.

921
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:33,000
And I always thought a Murray Cooper would fit good in our system. I've always thought that.

922
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:42,000
It took me a minute to... I don't know who I was thinking of, but I thought a Murray Cooper was with the Jets and on a couple of down years.

923
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
I'm completely wrong.

924
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Did he start with Dallas?

925
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,000
He started with the Raiders, I believe. And let me look here.

926
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Okay, okay, neither Raiders. I love you.

927
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Hang on.

928
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000
But still, he's a hell of a player.

929
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Yeah, 2015. 2015. Yeah, 2015 he started with the Raiders and he had 1070 yards.

930
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:11,000
2016 with the Raiders, 1153 yards.

931
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Then he had a couple of down years, three years that were kind of subpar. And then in 2019 with the Cowboys, he had 1189.

932
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Yeah, I thought he went to the Cowboys.

933
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Yeah, he did. And then he had 1114 yards for the Cowboys and then he had 865 yards. That isn't bad.

934
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:37,000
But with the Browns, last year he had... the year before last, he had 1160. And last year he had 1250 yards.

935
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:46,000
And that's with Deshaun Watson in the backup quarterback. I forgot his name played a lot because Deshaun Watson was injured.

936
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Yeah, put him with Patrick Bow.

937
01:01:50,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Oh gosh. I bet if he's still healthy and fast like he was, and I have no reason to believe he's not, I would say 1600, 1700 yards.

938
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Yeah, we're she's out. We're she's out pretty much of the year. But if the courts don't get a hold of it.

939
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Well, what I was reading is the suspension may not come until next year, not the one coming up.

940
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're waiting for the court system to get done with him and then do...

941
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Yeah, if that's the case, I would love to see him in the Chief's uniform, of course.

942
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Yeah, yeah.

943
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Yeah, okay. All right. That's it.

944
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,000
I've always liked him. I'm a golden receiver.

945
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Yeah, he's a baller. Yeah, without a doubt. Wow. I didn't know that was an option, but that would be cool.

946
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Well, it's my red. Yeah. Cool with me.

947
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Amazon, TWSN. I don't know where they're out of.

948
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Oh, well, you know what? I like that article. Thank you, Rob.

949
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Mustard on watermelon has become a big thing, Rob. No joke. Yeah. What became a TikTok...

950
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,000
I'm out, dude. I just threw up in my mouth.

951
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:18,000
I know. I can't say I blame you. I guess it was a trend in TikTok in 2021.

952
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:23,000
It's a sweet and savory snack that some say is surprisingly good.

953
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:28,000
The mustard's sweet and vinegary tartness complements the watermelon's sweetness,

954
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:33,000
and the mustard's peppery bite can add another dimension of flavor.

955
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Some say... I disagree with all of this, but anyhow...

956
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:45,000
I believe that story. I believe it. These kids nowadays are weird.

957
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah, I mean, the Tide Pod challenge came from TikTok.

958
01:03:50,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Kids were eating Tide Pods because it came from TikTok, so this does not surprise me.

959
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Let's see. Some say the combination is similar to a watermelon salad with vinegar, herbs, and red onion.

960
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Well, they kind of got a point there, but I mean, I'm not one for a watermelon salad at all, so...

961
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Well, the pairing may seem quite odd. I like watermelon, but...

962
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,000
But probably not with mustard, right? No, hell no.

963
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Rob, I'm not a watermelon guy, but would you ever try it?

964
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:31,000
I might. Okay, because that is a pretty good explanation.

965
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Watermelon salad is very popular. A lot of people really like it.

966
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:42,000
So that does kind of make sense that maybe mustard does...

967
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:48,000
You know, does have a place in the watermelon, you know, in eating watermelon. I don't know.

968
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:56,000
So anyhow, that's pretty much it. It has some more stuff, but it's just...

969
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:05,000
They're just doing that, making a three-paragraph article. They're making it into a seven-paragraph, you know, just a bunch of blah.

970
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,000
So anyhow, you got something, Rob?

971
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Yeah, actually, I'm on an end of the night kind of sad.

972
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Oh, no.

973
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Yeah, I have a couple of guests to report.

974
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Oh. Oh, I know one of them just happened today. But go ahead.

975
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Actually, both of them were today.

976
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:39,000
Oh, there was someone else? Okay, go ahead. I know one of them. I don't know them both.

977
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Eccentric fitness guru Richard Simmons passed away today.

978
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Yep.

979
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
That's the one you heard?

980
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,000
That's the one I heard.

981
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Okay.

982
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:59,000
It's been reported, though, that he'd been in ill health and that's why he was hiding.

983
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:04,000
People for a long time thought his handler stole him and was like using him for money.

984
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:10,000
But he was hiding from everybody, and they said because he had some sort of an illness, but I don't know if that was true or not.

985
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,000
So anyhow, go ahead.

986
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Okay, hell with Richard Simmons.

987
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Okay.

988
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000
This person's more important.

989
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Okay.

990
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,000
Today, Dr. Ruth Westheimer passed away.

991
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Oh, that one hurts.

992
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
She was great friends with Ozzie and Sharon.

993
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Anybody that don't know her, she was a sex therapist.

994
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,000
And she just passed away today at 96 years old.

995
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Wow. I always loved listening to her. She was so entertaining.

996
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Oh, she was awesome.

997
01:06:54,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Yeah. I like the fact that Ozzie and Sharon were some of her best friends.

998
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
Yeah. Yeah.

999
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Yeah. I thought that was cool.

1000
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:11,000
And I remember listening to her on different shows and some morning radio, and she was just so clever and funny.

1001
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Yeah. She was just so innocent and funny.

1002
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,000
And you're like, how can his gal be that geeky?

1003
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Oh, I know. I know.

1004
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:26,000
I remember that. Some of that stuff, I'm like, what?

1005
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,000
He was highly sexual.

1006
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:34,000
And she used to say stuff like, yeah, quite frankly, you just need to get the hell bashed out of you.

1007
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:38,000
You just need some guy to come up and just throttle you.

1008
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:43,000
And it's like, that's coming from her?

1009
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,000
She was awesome.

1010
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Richard Simmons was 76 and Dr. Ruth was 96, and they both died on the same day.

1011
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,000
Oh, wow.

1012
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Isn't that crazy?

1013
01:07:54,000 --> 01:08:01,000
It is. And like I said, something was going on with Richard Simmons because it had been like seven years.

1014
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Yeah. You could see it in any pictures I've seen lately. I was thinking cancer is what I was thinking.

1015
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:13,000
I was thinking that too, but they kept denying it and said that, you know...

1016
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:18,000
Yeah, he said that he needed his privacy respected.

1017
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:27,000
He had to come out from where he was hiding out because everybody was saying that his handlers were like keeping him captive.

1018
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:31,000
And they need to check on this and they're hurting him and stealing his money.

1019
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000
And finally, he came out with a statement.

1020
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,000
He said, please respect my privacy.

1021
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:42,000
And then because he didn't look quite the same, it could look like maybe his transitioning.

1022
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:47,000
People said that he was transitioning into a woman and he didn't want to be bothered.

1023
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,000
But I don't think that was true either. I think he was sick.

1024
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000
I think he was dying.

1025
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Yeah, I think he was dying too.

1026
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:57,000
And anyhow, it's too bad it ended like that.

1027
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:03,000
There was that deal because they were going to make a movie about him.

1028
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:10,000
And Polly Shore was going to play Richard Simmons. And they had this big uproar over it.

1029
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:16,000
You know what? That would have been great. Wouldn't it?

1030
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:21,000
I talked about it here a while ago.

1031
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:32,000
But yeah, it was in the works that they were wanting to make a movie about Richard Simmons and have Polly Shore play it.

1032
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,000
But Richard Simmons said no.

1033
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Oh, was that what happened to it?

1034
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000
I think, yeah.

1035
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000
Oh, that's too bad.

1036
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:46,000
Richard Simmons did not want his life put out there.

1037
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Yeah, and I think there have been some stuff that's speculated.

1038
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Although I think if anybody could do it and play that part, I think it would be Polly Shore, believe it or not.

1039
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
He even looks like him.

1040
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Yeah, the size, the size of the age.

1041
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Yeah, that would have been great.

1042
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:17,000
And he ain't totally been the goofy person everybody's thought all these years.

1043
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:22,000
He's done a lot of other acting and stuff, and he's grown up.

1044
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000
Yeah, yep.

1045
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:32,000
And well, thank you. I had no idea Ruth Westheimer died too.

1046
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Yeah, passed away today. God rest his soul.

1047
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,000
Yep. That little woman was so funny.

1048
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:49,000
He was. I just used to love to sit and listen to her.

1049
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Yeah, me too.

1050
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
I used to just lop my ass up at her.

1051
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,000
Didn't she have her own show for a while, I think?

1052
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Yeah, she did. She did. She had the Dr. Rue show.

1053
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Okay.

1054
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,000
I just loved listening to her. She was a funny old lady, man.

1055
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000
Yeah, she was.

1056
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,000
And she was not afraid to tell it out loud.

1057
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,000
That's what I loved is, like I said, she could be shocking being so truthful.

1058
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,000
The ball of a real old lady saying whatever she is.

1059
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,000
But I guarantee you she had a bunch of big bodyguards around her.

1060
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Yeah, she sure did.

1061
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
Yeah.

1062
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:30,000
I got one little more story, or one more little story that I'd like to get to here real quick.

1063
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000
If you don't mind.

1064
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,000
No, don't worry.

1065
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,000
Okay.

1066
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000
All right.

1067
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:44,000
In San Francisco, January 8, 2024, Instacart, the leading grocery technology company in North America,

1068
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:53,000
today announced it is expanding its advertising solution to Capre Carts, the company's AI-powered smart carts.

1069
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:59,000
Instacart will begin piloting ads on Capre Carts at Good Food Holdings banner stores.

1070
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:05,000
Bring in personalized and dynamic recommendations into the physical aisles of the grocery store.

1071
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:10,000
Ads on Capre Carts will soon give customers more customized recommendations

1072
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
and introduce experiences to help them discover new brands and products.

1073
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000
So do you get where we're going here?

1074
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:25,000
You're going to be advertised the whole time you have this cart.

1075
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Yeah, ads on Capre Carts will soon give customers more customized recommendations.

1076
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Okay, that's for the regular ad culture we're talking about.

1077
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
No, no, no.

1078
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Yes.

1079
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:42,000
And then they go into any, I'll finish this, okay.

1080
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:49,000
This first of its kind advertising opportunity connects brands and retailers with customers directly in the aisles

1081
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:54,000
who, on average, spend more than 30 minutes shopping in store with Capre Carts.

1082
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Capre Cart is another cart, but Instacart is the one that came up with it.

1083
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
You see what I mean?

1084
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Okay.

1085
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Yeah.

1086
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000
For the first time, ads on Capre Carts...

1087
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000
And it's like the mother company of this.

1088
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Yes.

1089
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000
So it's not the drivers that have to deal with it.

1090
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Yes.

1091
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:16,000
But they also have a side where they're also going to have these things getting groceries for people too.

1092
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:22,000
But anyhow, for the first time, ads on Capre Carts will bring an entirely new personalized ads experience

1093
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:29,000
for Instacart's CPG brand partners to the Smart Cart screens, which launch partners, including Del Monte Foods,

1094
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,000
Dryers...

1095
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,000
I said Dryers.

1096
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000
No, that's Bryers.

1097
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000
But it says Dryers on here.

1098
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,000
I don't know if that's a misprint or what.

1099
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,000
Yeah.

1100
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:45,000
At General Mills, customers using Capre Carts and participating retailers will soon experience two new features.

1101
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:50,000
New products and brands, deals, and seasonal promotions to surprise and delight customers

1102
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:54,000
at the start of the shopping journey on the Capre Cart home screen.

1103
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:59,000
For example, a customer might see a creative banner highlighting limited edition chocolate strawberry cheerios

1104
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000
for General Mills for Valentine's Day.

1105
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:08,000
And second, personalized product recommendations based on their real life shopping behaviors or cart contents.

1106
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:16,000
For example, if the customer adds ice cream cones, they might see a complimentary item recommendation like Bryers ice cream.

1107
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,000
So you see what's going on there?

1108
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Yeah, they tell the name brands.

1109
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Yes, they're trying to get you.

1110
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:27,000
And this sounds to me, by the way, that article is written.

1111
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:33,000
It's only going to happen with their affiliated products and their affiliated stores.

1112
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:42,000
So you're not going to be able to go into a Costco or a Sam's Club or a Price Chopper or a Hy-Vee and have this done.

1113
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Because they're not part of that brand company that Instacart owns.

1114
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:51,000
So at least we're safe from it for right now, Rob.

1115
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:59,000
But while we're on that, I'm going to go into this real quick too, because it's really related to it.

1116
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:07,000
I was forced to go to Phillips 66 the other day because I just had the day from hell having to run around, get stuff done.

1117
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:17,000
So I was almost out of gas, so I had to go get some from this Phillips 66 up the road, which I don't like doing,

1118
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,000
because I always think that their machines are tampered with somehow.

1119
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,000
And maybe by a crook or something because they close at night.

1120
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,000
But I had to because I was almost out of gas.

1121
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:40,000
They have, whenever you take out the nozzle and get ready to insert it into your car, ads come on through a TV screen that's there on the pumps.

1122
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Have you ever seen that?

1123
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000
Yeah, I have. I've gone down there too.

1124
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Oh, Rapid Roberts has them. That's right. Yeah.

1125
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:59,000
When we're in Eureka Springs, the Rapid Roberts over on the other side of town actually have one of them. And I remember thinking, oh, fuck, it's down here too.

1126
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:05,000
So, yeah, it's annoying as fuck because they're really loud.

1127
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:12,000
And make sure you can hear it when you're if you're on the other side of your vehicle putting in gas or if you're on that side,

1128
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:18,000
then they have like big pictures of Coca-Cola and Pepsi ice cold and go get one today and all this stuff.

1129
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:22,000
I'm just like, I'm sick of it, man. And anyhow, that's pretty much all I got.

1130
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:27,000
What about you, Rob? Yeah, that's about all I got for tonight.

1131
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:33,000
OK. All right, brother. Thank you for joining me again for another podcast.

1132
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:45,000
And Opal, Opal, Grandma Opal, Jimmy and Ricky Dodge City, Kansas. Love you guys.

1133
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Good night, assholes.

1134
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:58,000
Good night, assholes. Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1135
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:04,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes.

1136
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:16,000
We'll be back invading your ear holes soon.